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Speaker 5: How are you even happiest past week?
Speaker 2: I hold, I'll see you later. I guess I'm in
Speaker 2: the wrong studio.
Speaker 5: You're right, at least the here.
Speaker 4: This week I was out traveling in the best circles.
Speaker 5: You a little dizzy, didn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you proud.
Speaker 5: Of mab Yeah, I went to a literary tea.
Speaker 2: Literary tea.
Speaker 4: How come that was a mistake. I thought it was
Speaker 4: a tea for the illiterate? Well whose honor was the
Speaker 4: tea given.
Speaker 5: In Gene Fowler's honor?
Speaker 1: See I hear his new book, Solo and Tom Thoms
Speaker 1: is one of the best books of the year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and think of it. It's free, of course, there's
Speaker 5: a three.
Speaker 2: Dollars cover charge.
Speaker 5: It's a wonderful book though.
Speaker 4: It's about the buffalo Bill Jack Dempsey, Colorado, Colorado, Montana.
Speaker 4: It's about a place up north here and the hundreds
Speaker 4: of great people.
Speaker 2: Was dempty at the tea?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jack DT. He brought back great memories of my
Speaker 5: fighting day. You were a fighter.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 5: I was known as Kid's sweet chariot. I was always
Speaker 5: swinging low.
Speaker 2: Who else is at the party?
Speaker 4: Who else is.
Speaker 1: At the party?
Speaker 5: All the people who are interested in books of the
Speaker 5: world was there? Carlson a slop and W. C. Fields
Speaker 5: was there?
Speaker 1: Bill Fields is a book for him.
Speaker 5: Sure, He's always got his nose in the book big books.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 4: Again, he reads things like ten Nights in the Barroom,
Speaker 4: drinks me only with thine eyes lost weekend. He even
Speaker 4: took the grapes of wrath and beat it with a club.
Speaker 5: He thought he could get a little out of that.
Speaker 1: You know, I love the classics myself, Shakespeare and Bacon.
Speaker 5: I like bacon too, But where can you get it?
Speaker 4: These?
Speaker 1: I'll tell me more about this gathering.
Speaker 4: Well, everyone was immaculate. That means no gravy stains on
Speaker 4: the tie. Some society lady got up to sing. She
Speaker 4: had on a brown hat, brown gloves, brown shoes, brown.
Speaker 5: She looked like two hundred pounds of hot dogs coming
Speaker 5: to lock and bold lady. No, kidd, did she ever
Speaker 5: gets the run in their stocking? And will go by
Speaker 5: the way of Pomona?
Speaker 2: Well, what did you think?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 5: What did she sing?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think she sang mud from the
Speaker 5: O for Henry Clay or something like that.
Speaker 2: Do you understand opera?
Speaker 5: No, I neither do.
Speaker 4: A lot of people that go, you know, once for
Speaker 4: a laugh, that's a fact, once for a laugh, Lawrence Milky.
Speaker 4: Or yeah, he sang at a concert he sang five pages.
Speaker 5: Of the Santa fe timetable. Care kidd, No, I'm not.
Speaker 4: It's the first five people ever uploaded the facts at
Speaker 4: number seven.
Speaker 5: Didn't stop at Glendale.
Speaker 2: Well, what else happened at the Thief?
Speaker 4: Well, Jeane Fowler told me that he might write a
Speaker 4: story of my life and title uh, and don't let
Speaker 4: this happen to your daughter. Then then Fowler gave a
Speaker 4: short review on his book, and then we all went swimming.
Speaker 5: Swimming. Yeah, oh, you should have seen me.
Speaker 4: I climbed the clean up to the top of one
Speaker 4: hundred foot ladder, right up to the top of the
Speaker 4: You know, it's.
Speaker 5: Harder to climb down a ladder than they climb.
Speaker 4: Johnny weisst Miller was there, a tisan himself. Yeah, boy,
Speaker 4: can he dived? He did a swan dive that was
Speaker 4: so graceful. A seagull to make magazine freeze autograph. I
Speaker 4: did a swan dive and a swan looked up and says,
Speaker 4: it's hold. Marlin Maxwell was there. I have to laugh
Speaker 4: myself at times, think you can get a loansome. Marlin
Speaker 4: Maxwell was there, and you should have seen the bathing
Speaker 4: suit she was wearing.
Speaker 5: It was strapless.
Speaker 1: You know, say red, what holds up those strapless bathing suits?
Speaker 5: A city ordinance?
Speaker 1: Well, all in all, its fuses of the literary tea
Speaker 1: was a big success.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I'd like to say if people would like
Speaker 4: to read a good, clean book with good humor, A
Speaker 4: solo and Tom Tom's.
Speaker 5: Really beats it out.
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Speaker 5: And now our lovely Anita Ellis will sing Strange.
Speaker 8: Love more Long.
Speaker 7: Is surely a strange long, but strangely I don't want
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Speaker 8: Well you're.
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Speaker 8: I am happy when you are this.
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Speaker 4: The story and the Skeleton scrap Book of Satire is
Speaker 4: entitled easy Money.
Speaker 5: Our characters are fictional. If they resemble anyone you know,
Speaker 5: get them back in the cage quick.
Speaker 4: Chapter one hundred and fourteen is entitled The night Watchman
Speaker 4: at the Bank, and our specimen is j Newton Numbskull,
Speaker 4: one of the many who'll take any kind of a
Speaker 4: job for soft dough.
Speaker 6: I'm read, I'm read, I'm meeting, I'm meet, I'm.
Speaker 2: Mean, I'm I mean.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm working as a night watchman. And you just think,
Speaker 4: only a few months ago, I was putting guys as
Speaker 4: a lieutenant and me making them walk on guard duty.
Speaker 5: Money's at the door. I hope it ain't a robber.
Speaker 2: I look a mess.
Speaker 4: Oh, they're trying to break in the bank. I know
Speaker 4: it's my gun. Where's my Gun's not in that pocket?
Speaker 4: It's not in that pocket. Maybe it's my back.
Speaker 5: Pocket yet there.
Speaker 4: See I look funny with only seven toes on one foot.
Speaker 5: I'll sneak over.
Speaker 4: He was at the door.
Speaker 9: Who's there?
Speaker 7: It's very little maids?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry if you're waiting there.
Speaker 5: I never seen such a security cats put that gun away?
Speaker 5: Why don't it be tough? Where I come from? Many
Speaker 5: to meet raw, then sober at far the barbecue?
Speaker 4: It No, I'd not know where I come from when
Speaker 4: a cat wants milky hijacks of cow?
Speaker 6: Do you want me to help you clean up around
Speaker 6: here alone?
Speaker 5: Are you sure you're strong enough?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 5: Feel it?
Speaker 4: Munkel? Oh, it's like a rock.
Speaker 5: How'd you get a muscle like that? I sowed it
Speaker 5: in my sleeve. I got news for you.
Speaker 2: It is a rock.
Speaker 5: I thought I was putting something over on you.
Speaker 10: Hey, look, Newton, do you want to take lessons from
Speaker 10: Charlie Haveless?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 4: If I'm gonna look like he does, I wouldn't want
Speaker 4: to take him.
Speaker 5: What do you mean well, ain't.
Speaker 4: You ever notice these pictures and magazines? He's half leopards.
Speaker 5: That ain't for me, you know, you know Newton, you're
Speaker 5: kind of cute. I don't start that stuff again.
Speaker 2: I have had no mood for that.
Speaker 5: Silly dolly. You better get vedging clean up the four
Speaker 5: around here, you know, Nudy, I've been thinking a lot
Speaker 5: about you. Tell me, do you ever think about me?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Last night I dream about you. You did, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: dreamed you and I were married. And I can hardly
Speaker 4: get wait to get to sleep tonight so I can
Speaker 4: get a divorced again.
Speaker 5: I gotta get to work.
Speaker 4: You know, our burglar alarmed a little out of water.
Speaker 4: I better walk around and see if all well around here.
Speaker 2: Y'all be careful walking.
Speaker 1: Around on that wet sports like as a whistle.
Speaker 2: I just blew it.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I flattened your bucket out there.
Speaker 5: And hey, that's funny.
Speaker 2: A big black car just fall into the alley.
Speaker 5: You know that broken burglar alarm worried me?
Speaker 2: Well, man could come right in and rob this bank.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, someelle climbing in the window. You who?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: You what all right?
Speaker 3: By telling you mugs?
Speaker 2: Poor Harvard man well, shut up woodhead here.
Speaker 4: I knew that broken burglar alarm would get us into
Speaker 4: trouble around here.
Speaker 6: Did you say the burglar alarm ain't working?
Speaker 5: Yeah, makes a nice little plot on it.
Speaker 4: Let's hurry and everybody turn the page.
Speaker 5: I'm dying to find out how it turns out.
Speaker 1: What did you say said?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 2: Did you say the burglar alarm made waking?
Speaker 4: That's my woightyre.
Speaker 2: You don't happen to know the combination of this safe
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 5: Where is the companation? I got it in my head
Speaker 5: that hole ain't empty, you know.
Speaker 2: Look, get out of my way, open the sea, let
Speaker 2: me see. I need my blow towards my drill. Who's
Speaker 2: the cute little chick over in the corner. She's kind
Speaker 2: of puddy?
Speaker 5: I preaks there, nice? Ain't you You better get another
Speaker 5: bolt for.
Speaker 2: Your flashlight if you have to, Hey, stay away from me.
Speaker 2: You come on give us a little kiss?
Speaker 6: Baby? Will not.
Speaker 5: You have to speak to my mother?
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, give me a little kiss.
Speaker 5: He's trying to kiss me. Oh, ain't you gonna stop it?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 4: He deserves to be funny, Look, sugar, let me grab
Speaker 4: the loot out of this bank and then we'll take
Speaker 4: it on the lamb to give it.
Speaker 5: No, I'm happy. Look, ain't you gonna fight him? I
Speaker 5: sure him just as soon as I assume my favorite position. No,
Speaker 5: get up off your back. You're yellow.
Speaker 4: That's better than being black and blue? How blow him
Speaker 4: a police which gonna get some oprom here?
Speaker 8: Get away?
Speaker 2: Don't you so loud?
Speaker 5: He might come back?
Speaker 3: You know, I'll stop him.
Speaker 5: A Frother's custodour at him. We knocked him cold, and
Speaker 5: we wait, what did you have to do with that?
Speaker 3: That was my head?
Speaker 5: You threw at him? There, crestba doors don't have ears,
Speaker 5: you know.
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Speaker 11: The night David Forrester and his orchestra play Lover, Thank you.
Speaker 5: Very much, David Forrester.
Speaker 4: Chapter one hundred and sixteen of Easy Money is entitled
Speaker 4: Junior Executives.
Speaker 11: All children, at some time or other have tried to
Speaker 11: uh make money the easy way. All their little schemes
Speaker 11: usually work, and Junior is no exception.
Speaker 9: Joy can become and become becomes. I going to for
Speaker 9: a commando wag in the I.
Speaker 5: Back going new RADI icebox from no Harder Fi phone?
Speaker 5: Will you do the kick on Big again? Play I'll
Speaker 5: find up the icebox do and good nights off?
Speaker 9: What does.
Speaker 5: Oh boy look at that kicking him. Don't tell me
Speaker 5: is growing? I think I gonna give it the birds? Junior?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: I'm playing marine raider? Grandma?
Speaker 10: Are you having fun?
Speaker 5: Why you said you having fun? Getting me fill over again?
Speaker 1: Junior?
Speaker 5: You're not getting into the cold chicken? Are you no
Speaker 5: gitting in the maid stiffens? Look at that chicken? He's
Speaker 5: boning in Junior? Why do you do these things? Other
Speaker 5: little boys don't act like you, and I don't know
Speaker 5: why they don't. It's easy once you get onto the rope.
Speaker 5: It's not around the sheet it is.
Speaker 10: That's so well, just for that's smart answer, I'm going
Speaker 10: to cut your allowance off for one month.
Speaker 9: You mean I gotta go without me jelly beans, me
Speaker 9: staff o life.
Speaker 5: The Guardia was here about that.
Speaker 10: And don't go near your piggy back.
Speaker 12: Either, piggyback. Your piggyback is that like a piggy bank?
Speaker 12: Piggy You heard what I said?
Speaker 5: I said, don't go near your piggy bank either, Well,
Speaker 5: I mean piggy back in the red. After last night,
Speaker 5: you know what happened last night? Well, branks found out
Speaker 5: that me piggy bank was loaded, and before I knew
Speaker 5: it me bank was empty and he was loaded. What
Speaker 5: do you mean he was loaded? I think somebody shot him.
Speaker 5: He came staggering in last night and I heard him say,
Speaker 5: oh boy, this is awful. I got six straight shots
Speaker 5: in me. Get it out of the ice box. Okay, hey, grandma,
Speaker 5: what happened? You know Wildow liked it? Used to be
Speaker 5: in this widow all up here. It's junior. Don't stick
Speaker 5: a finger in that sarget.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are you all right? Yeah? I will be as soon
Speaker 5: as me. No, stop blinking on and on. Oh, go
Speaker 5: outside and playing. I'm sorry, No playing for me.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to work.
Speaker 5: I'm going to open up with lemonade stand out in
Speaker 5: the front yard. Yes, where did you get the lemon?
Speaker 5: You know that lemon tree and norm sale in your backyard? Yes,
Speaker 5: well you never know it.
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 7: Did you steal them off the tree?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I pick up a few off the ground. You know
Speaker 5: you didn't shake them off the tree first. You're pretty
Speaker 5: smart for no.
Speaker 10: Well, it so happens that the paling told me I
Speaker 10: could have all the emmonds of wonder.
Speaker 5: Oh but do let it happen again.
Speaker 9: Okay, I gotta go mix me lemonade. Now, hey, I
Speaker 9: gonna make some pink lemonade. You know where I could
Speaker 9: get some bloodshot lemons lemonade. I'm going to out some lemonade.
Speaker 9: I'm going to do out them the mayonnaise. Oh now,
Speaker 9: first I'll take this beef pens. Oh goodness, already got
Speaker 9: some water in it. I just talked in a couple
Speaker 9: of lemons.
Speaker 5: And stood up real well. Yeah boy, oh goodness, I'm fresh.
Speaker 5: Are sugar? Are you short? Ins? Then? Looks you say?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 5: Nobody ever be able to tell the difference. Now the
Speaker 5: sheep run boxy shorts. Yeah, now I want to be
Speaker 5: enough there. Now I gonna take that. Oh boy, I
Speaker 5: couldn't read that by there, couldn't bread that by. Oh,
Speaker 5: don't use the dish pan on the back port. Why
Speaker 5: I'm soaking one of your little shirts in it?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 5: She telling to me, well, I gotta carry this shot
Speaker 5: to me. Stand anyhow, I gotta too much money? And no, no,
Speaker 5: it is your mayonnaid. I call you name there now Jmine.
Speaker 9: Oh, there's a mixer Fowler coming from next door. I'm
Speaker 9: going to make him my first construment.
Speaker 4: Well junior, hello, hello, hellop.
Speaker 5: From moving on junior, What have you there?
Speaker 1: Lemonade? How much is it?
Speaker 5: It's five cents for the small glass and three cents
Speaker 5: for the big glasses.
Speaker 4: Why does the small glass cost more because you're still
Speaker 4: has some mayonnaise in it?
Speaker 5: Well, I'll take a big glass if you don't mind.
Speaker 5: I don't mind, but you will. Well, here's your three cents,
Speaker 5: thank you, and there's all. Show a penny cover charge,
Speaker 5: you know, a penny cover charge. Yeah, if you drink
Speaker 5: this stuff, I gotta cover you up your nose if
Speaker 5: you're around here molding up your place.
Speaker 2: Odd junior, you're awfully skiddy.
Speaker 5: You just keep laughing. Fat show. That's pretty wicked stuff
Speaker 5: in medical science. Gonna give you a poof foggy.
Speaker 1: Wow, here's looking at you.
Speaker 5: Oh you got a nice hat of purple. You're turning that?
Speaker 5: Did you tat the stuff? Yeah? Do anything it needs? Yes,
Speaker 5: the stomach pump?
Speaker 3: Hey, where are you going?
Speaker 5: Chase?
Speaker 9: Oh goodness, I hope you don't put me staying off bounds.
Speaker 9: Oh oh, here comes a lady customer.
Speaker 2: Oh well, what are you selling, young man?
Speaker 5: Short of a liquid atomic bomb?
Speaker 6: Oh? Oh, it's lemonade?
Speaker 5: Is it good? You're good?
Speaker 4: The last customer went away raving about it.
Speaker 5: Do you really recommend it? Yeah? You know how coca
Speaker 5: cola is deposit with fun. Yes, this stuff is a
Speaker 5: dead stop. Hmm, sounds interesting.
Speaker 8: May I have a glass?
Speaker 5: Is you over twenty one?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't want to get in bad with it all.
Speaker 5: You know, have you invested much in this business? I
Speaker 5: say I got my shirt in it.
Speaker 2: If you ask me.
Speaker 5: And Matt Case give me a glass. There you are,
Speaker 5: now break your shell, kiddo.
Speaker 3: Well here goes.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, get up.
Speaker 5: Up for the sidewalk and give me stand a bad
Speaker 5: revery taste here, good after good? Heavens the lady thank
Speaker 5: you here? Why don't you do something for her? How
Speaker 5: do you think she got downloaded? Are you all right?
Speaker 5: Dear here? Let me apart. You're gotta make him pour
Speaker 5: that stuff on.
Speaker 3: He's liable to put him the whole neighbor.
Speaker 5: Junior, Let me taste that lemonade. No, Grandma, I said,
Speaker 5: don't let me taste that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to thank you.
Speaker 5: If I let you, You're gonna hang me. I think you, Oh,
Speaker 5: you should whip him within an inch of your life.
Speaker 5: He does all right, without any suggestion from you.
Speaker 7: Okay, let me see how this tastes good.
Speaker 5: You look over for chili with my shirt hanging out
Speaker 5: of your kisser.
Speaker 8: It.
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