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<v Speaker 1>Of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal

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<v Speaker 1>invasion of Iraq.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean of U.

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<v Speaker 3>Cray, Why you fucking wind and you just disagree with you?

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<v Speaker 4>In America we are the fraid of a speech the

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<v Speaker 4>right to disagree.

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<v Speaker 5>Human being anywhere is well within his right to do

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<v Speaker 5>whatever is necessary by any means neversary to protect his

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<v Speaker 5>life and property, especially in a country where the federal

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<v Speaker 5>government itself but proven that it is either unable or unwilling.

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<v Speaker 1>To protect the lives and property little human beings.

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<v Speaker 2>Y four period, Jesus said, let you yes, be yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're no.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything more comes from the evil one. Think about that,

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<v Speaker 2>even in the words you speak, there is a boundary.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to embellish, you don't need to argue,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't need to defend.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, what's up, ladies and germs, Welcome back to

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<v Speaker 7>the ship. Oh it's just me today. My schedule's been

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<v Speaker 7>so fucking busy, and I couldn't hook up with Julio,

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<v Speaker 7>but he left a couple of voice mess voicemails, and

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<v Speaker 7>Carl left the voicemail a couple of voicemails, and and

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<v Speaker 7>I got one from from a listener too, So I'm

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<v Speaker 7>gonna play that only because like Julio and Carl's doesn't

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<v Speaker 7>really count because they're part of the show. Yeah man,

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<v Speaker 7>So it's Friday, May seventeenth, twenty twenty four, five twenty

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<v Speaker 7>four pm, the sun shining outside, and our half assed

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<v Speaker 7>was about ready to recording the driveway on my phone.

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<v Speaker 7>As a matter of fact, I downloaded the app on

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<v Speaker 7>my phone to do the podcast outside because you know,

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<v Speaker 7>I like sitting outside and drinking beer. But all right,

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<v Speaker 7>so I live on a roundabout, right. Not only do

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<v Speaker 7>I live on a roundabout, but there's a park at

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<v Speaker 7>the at the one end of it, so like everybody

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<v Speaker 7>brings their kids here, people walk their dogs around it,

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<v Speaker 7>and there's this little fucking ankle biter across the street.

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<v Speaker 7>Every time somebody comes down the street, the motherfucker starts

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<v Speaker 7>going off, and I'm just like, God, damn it, this

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<v Speaker 7>is not gonna fucking work. I mean, it's bad enough

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<v Speaker 7>the birds were chirping and people with loud ass mufflers

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<v Speaker 7>and shit drive by, but that fucking ankle biter was

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<v Speaker 7>a straw that broke the camel's back. I'm like, fuck this,

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<v Speaker 7>Like my dog will not make a fucking sound, and

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<v Speaker 7>it's it's weird because it's like the it's like the

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<v Speaker 7>resurrection of my old dog, because my old pitbull would

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<v Speaker 7>not fucking make a sound at all. In fact, that

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<v Speaker 7>they both get in trouble when they do, unless it's

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<v Speaker 7>unless it's something important, you know what I mean, I'll

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<v Speaker 7>beat their ass, but uh, I don't really know what

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<v Speaker 7>the fuck I'm talking about anymore. So anyway, so my

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<v Speaker 7>brother in law was in town. He's in town right now.

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<v Speaker 7>So we all went out to eat last night. We

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<v Speaker 7>went to BJ's. That was pretty good food. We had

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<v Speaker 7>drinks and shit. BJ's, which is kind of a strange

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<v Speaker 7>name for a restaurant if you ask me. It kind

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<v Speaker 7>of like it's like something that belongs in the urban

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<v Speaker 7>Dictionary or something. I don't know, I don't know. It

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<v Speaker 7>was a good time, all right. So he's in town.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know if he's in town specifically for my

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<v Speaker 7>daughter's graduation. But she's graduating Saturday, and that starts at

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<v Speaker 7>like seven. But my wife wants to get there super

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<v Speaker 7>early so we can get a good seat, you know

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<v Speaker 7>how women are. So that's basically right after I get

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<v Speaker 7>off of work. So I'm like, only fucking day I

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<v Speaker 7>can record his Friday, and Julio couldn't do it. So

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<v Speaker 7>I've been fucking stressed out. I'm not gonna lie. And

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<v Speaker 7>when I get stressed out, I sleep walk, all right.

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<v Speaker 7>And the reason I know that is because the job

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<v Speaker 7>before where I started building jeeps, the job I had

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<v Speaker 7>was at a stamping plant, all right. And this stamping

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<v Speaker 7>plant had too many dyes to fit in the building,

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<v Speaker 7>so they would rotate in and out. They had a

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<v Speaker 7>dieyard outside and they would keep a lot of the

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<v Speaker 7>dies inside. So the dieyard outside there was this big

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<v Speaker 7>ass man of Wock mobile crane, and they would we

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<v Speaker 7>had a we had a rig, you know, like an

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<v Speaker 7>eighteen wheeler, and I would I would use his mobile

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<v Speaker 7>crane to pick the dies up, load it on the

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<v Speaker 7>back of the rig, drive the rig inside, you know.

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<v Speaker 7>Then they would get cleaned and the tool and die

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<v Speaker 7>guys would would fix them or whatever needed fix and

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<v Speaker 7>all that shit. And and I was actually driving that

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<v Speaker 7>rig on that property because it was private property, so

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't have to have a CDL. Not only was

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<v Speaker 7>I driving a rig without a CDL, but I was

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<v Speaker 7>never trained to be a mobile crane operator. All right,

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<v Speaker 7>this thing was a piece of shit. It was like

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<v Speaker 7>a nineteen seventy one or seventy five or something like that.

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<v Speaker 7>But it was just a piece of shit, all right.

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<v Speaker 7>So I had to have I had to have a

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<v Speaker 7>helper that would hook the chains up to the die,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, down there. And I tried to stay positive

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<v Speaker 7>and shit, but I was stressed the fuck out. I

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<v Speaker 7>thought I was gonna fucking drop something on one of

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<v Speaker 7>these guys and fucking kill them. And so there'd be

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<v Speaker 7>so many nights my wife would be like, all right,

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<v Speaker 7>where's my husband. She would get up and I'd be

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<v Speaker 7>walking around in the hallway and she'd be like, what

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<v Speaker 7>are you doing. I'm like looking for the crane. She'd

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<v Speaker 7>be like, honey, come to bed. You're sleepwalking, right, And

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<v Speaker 7>it happened so many times where she would just get

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<v Speaker 7>up and yell at me, like your sleepwalking go to bed,

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<v Speaker 7>you know. I get up and walk around the hallways

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<v Speaker 7>and shit, because I was stressed out. I thought I

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<v Speaker 7>was gonna kill this motherfuckers. So, like I said, I've

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<v Speaker 7>been pretty stressed out lately because with this busy schedule,

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<v Speaker 7>and I couldn't I couldn't find time to do the

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<v Speaker 7>podcasts and stuff. And that's the other thing, Like if

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<v Speaker 7>I miss a podcast, I'm really like, how do you say?

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<v Speaker 7>All right? So like when it comes, you know, I'll

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<v Speaker 7>get up and I'll work out every morning at three

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<v Speaker 7>forty five, which I didn't do this morning. I'll get

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<v Speaker 7>up and work out every day at three forty five.

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<v Speaker 7>And if I miss the day, so maybe the next

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<v Speaker 7>morning when I wake up, I'll wake up and I

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<v Speaker 7>everybody's always tired when they wake up. You got to

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<v Speaker 7>drive through that shit, right, I wake up and I'll

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<v Speaker 7>be thinking myself like, well, fuck, I didn't work out

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<v Speaker 7>yesterday either, so I might as well just wait till Monday,

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<v Speaker 7>you know what I'm saying. And then that turns into Okay,

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<v Speaker 7>well I didn't work out since what one over day?

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<v Speaker 7>So I just wait till next Monday, and then I

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<v Speaker 7>just keep procrastinating. So that's how I feel about this podcast,

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<v Speaker 7>Like I'm afraid, like if I if I don't get

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<v Speaker 7>one in, then I'm gonna you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 7>Like it's gonna fuck up my schedule. So this morning

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<v Speaker 7>when I woke up, h I don't know exactly what

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<v Speaker 7>time it was, woke up in the middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 7>So when I come in here to do a podcast, typically,

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<v Speaker 7>i'll grab like three beers because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 7>keep hitting pause, you know what I'm saying. And I'll

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<v Speaker 7>grab like three beers and yeah, we still hit pause

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<v Speaker 7>where we got to go get more beers. But i'll

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<v Speaker 7>grab like two or three at a time. So I

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<v Speaker 7>woke up this morning at god knows what time, and

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know if I had a dream or if

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<v Speaker 7>i'll stress out or what the fuck. But I woke

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<v Speaker 7>up and I grabbed three beers and I walked down

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<v Speaker 7>here to my podcast table, and I don't know what

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<v Speaker 7>the fuck I was doing. Hopefully I didn't put anything out.

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<v Speaker 7>I haven't even checked yet because, like I said, I've

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<v Speaker 7>been so fucking busy, I ain't got time to dick

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<v Speaker 7>around with none of this shit. But anyway, around one

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<v Speaker 7>thirty in the morning, I just kind of woke up

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm like, what the fuck And I looked at

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<v Speaker 7>the clock. Oh shit, it happened again, fucking sleepwalking.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 7>The reason I don't know what time it started because

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<v Speaker 7>I had like two empty beers sitting here. I don't know, man,

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<v Speaker 7>I hope next week will be better. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 7>just it's just with all the graduation and family from

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<v Speaker 7>out of town, I'm sure it'll get better. And then

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<v Speaker 7>we're gonna be done with these seven tens soon, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>so it'll all be all right. Yeah, So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>play one of these voice messages from Julio. He felt

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<v Speaker 7>bad that he couldn't be here, but we got You know,

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<v Speaker 7>we all worked for a living, man, and if he

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<v Speaker 7>didn't work for a living, he wouldn't be on this show,

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<v Speaker 7>you know what I'm saying. So respect So I can't

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<v Speaker 7>always work out, man. We've been working our asses off,

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<v Speaker 7>and we're still two of the hardest working motherfuckers in podcasts,

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<v Speaker 7>even though we're doing it in the PM now, even

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<v Speaker 7>though generally puts one out every other day. What's up? General,

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<v Speaker 7>he's a hard working motherfucker too. But all right, here's this. Uh,

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<v Speaker 7>here's his voicemail. Voicemail from uh Julio.

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<v Speaker 6>Fox.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up listeners? This this Garlic parn checking in. Have

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<v Speaker 3>a quick quick topic here.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever thought of the cost of a pineapple a

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<v Speaker 1>dollar or like.

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<v Speaker 3>Two ninety nine? Well, did you know that you'd only

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<v Speaker 3>get one pineapple? Per plant, and it takes about eighteen

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<v Speaker 3>months to grow that pineapple. So for eighteen months they

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<v Speaker 3>manage the field, they water it, they fertilize it, and

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<v Speaker 3>then after eighteen months, they bring in a crew that

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<v Speaker 3>harvested you know, machines and transportation, and then they put

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<v Speaker 3>these pineapples on a ship that.

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<v Speaker 6>Goes across you know, the ocean back.

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<v Speaker 3>To the United States, and then they get distributed in

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<v Speaker 3>semi trucks driven by semi drivers all around the country.

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<v Speaker 3>And somehow, some way, it only costs a dollar ninety

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<v Speaker 3>nine for a fucking pineapple. That kind of interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, is money really real? Like you go

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<v Speaker 1>to them all, you know, I like hats. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you like hats.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever walk about by that hat store and you

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<v Speaker 3>see two employees there and it's empty. Could they really

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<v Speaker 3>be selling that many hats that they can afford like

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<v Speaker 3>premium real estate at the mall? You know, like that

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<v Speaker 3>science store with little knick knacks for little Johnny, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>to do science projects, or like a deo cut in half?

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<v Speaker 3>Are they really selling that much product? I don't know, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a deception. I think it's I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's all fake, you know, like talking about living in

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<v Speaker 3>a simulation that is manipulated.

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<v Speaker 6>I think the.

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<v Speaker 3>Pineapple might be an example of it. But just Colin

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<v Speaker 3>and the fire wasn't on the show. But it's my

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<v Speaker 3>little contribution anti quolt Carl. You never know what alcohol

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna tell you show.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh got a little dig in on Carl. That's funny

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<v Speaker 7>because I think Carl got want in on him too.

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<v Speaker 7>But uh, I will get into all that. Uh nah yet.

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<v Speaker 7>But what you're saying, Julio, I get it, man like,

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<v Speaker 7>it doesn't make any sense. You should have mentioned where

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<v Speaker 7>they're grown at. I think maybe Hawaii or maybe uh

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<v Speaker 7>I was fucking sleepwalking for christ, all right, let's see here,

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<v Speaker 8>I like that the cousin of.

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<v Speaker 2>The United States walks don't just made a story about.

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<v Speaker 3>Acceptable as president.

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<v Speaker 4>People go, oh, that's just old paths.

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<v Speaker 7>He's got the mun stuff.

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<v Speaker 8>He runs for the free world. The one's own shakes

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<v Speaker 7>He was in the Air Force. War was the Air Force.

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<v Speaker 2>Goat Bob was the Internet, and you fell into the

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<v Speaker 2>New Guinea and a bunch of cannibals at his face

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody said, well, what is.

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<v Speaker 6>It's fine, it's fine to other things.

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<v Speaker 2>He says to that, and then after the country he's like,

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<v Speaker 7>For that, and you know why, I don't know. That's

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<v Speaker 7>pretty funny. Yeah, But now they're gonna have a there's

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<v Speaker 7>stock plummet since uh, I mean ever since everybody's waking

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<v Speaker 7>their stock plummet, and they said, no, they're gonna we're

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<v Speaker 7>gonna be more to the middle. But I mean, everybody's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>this is gonna be the most important election in our lifetime.

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<v Speaker 7>And don't they say that about every election, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>but we'll see what CNNs got in store for for

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<v Speaker 7>this if it even happens. And uh like, uh like

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<v Speaker 7>when Biden uh did the debate the first time, he

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<v Speaker 7>was saying all kinds of stupid shit before that, and

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<v Speaker 7>then they had them all cranked up on fucking math

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<v Speaker 7>or something, because just like Hitler, Hitler was on math

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<v Speaker 7>and he would get up there and fucking everybody's fucking

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<v Speaker 7>clapping and shit, that's the same thing with Biden. You know,

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<v Speaker 7>he was, he was on some shit. I don't give

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<v Speaker 7>a fuck what nobody says. Fucking cannibals. That guy, I

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<v Speaker 7>don't know. All right, this is kind of weird to me.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not I mean, you guys have heard me ramble

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<v Speaker 7>on my by myself. But now I got these voicemails,

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<v Speaker 7>so I'm kind of fucking torn between what I'm doing here.

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<v Speaker 7>So I guess I'll play another voicemail. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>kind of obligated to get Julio's in here and Carl

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<v Speaker 7>and then there's another a couple more than I want

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<v Speaker 7>to play, so they they're a little bit quieter, I think,

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<v Speaker 7>which I'm not crazy about. And the one guy that

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<v Speaker 7>called in. He left like three messages, but the first

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<v Speaker 7>two were like three minutes, but they were they were

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<v Speaker 7>like cutting in and out. So I'm just gonna play

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<v Speaker 7>his last one and I'll talk to I'll apologize about

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<v Speaker 7>that at the end, you know. But here's Julio's next one.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, it's Julio again. Hey Soro. I'm scrolling through Facebook

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<v Speaker 6>and that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Really great in my gears.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what, like it's true, you know, who

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<v Speaker 3>hates America the most Americans? Like everybody gives a damn

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<v Speaker 3>about what's going on in the.

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<v Speaker 6>Middle East, you know, the.

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<v Speaker 3>This whole shit, you know, but nobody's talking about anything

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<v Speaker 3>about home. You know, like like people feel special about

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<v Speaker 3>wearing a certain certain pin or a certain colored flag.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some other bs like that, but nobody cares about

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<v Speaker 3>the vets. Nobody cares about you know, the hormeless. Nobody

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<v Speaker 3>cares about, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, families anymore. I don't know, man, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I see stuff like that on my friends, on my

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<v Speaker 3>friends facebooks and stuff, and it's like, how much of

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<v Speaker 3>that is really true? I Mean, you got to start

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<v Speaker 3>loving your country first, you know, your motherland, and take

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<v Speaker 3>the people there. I don't get why we're still invested

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<v Speaker 3>as a country in other places. And then also ideology wise,

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<v Speaker 3>in these places, ain't thinking about you, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't sending money over here. They ain't caring about about

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<v Speaker 3>the babies dying here, ain't caring about the homeless dying.

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<v Speaker 1>Why the funk should we? I don't know. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>my two cents man.

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<v Speaker 7>Bah, Yeah, that's true. That's what I keep I keep

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<v Speaker 7>preaching that shit every week, like, uh, you know, fuck Ukraine,

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<v Speaker 7>fuck Russia, fuck Israel, fuck Palace sign. But I'm not

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<v Speaker 7>talking about the people. You know what I'm saying. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>talking about the fucking government. You know, this is it's

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<v Speaker 7>like a spiritual warfare and something is going on. It's greed,

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<v Speaker 7>it's I mean, it's just dark man, And it's like,

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<v Speaker 7>I don't get don't there's a saying it goes I

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<v Speaker 7>can't even remember the exact words, but don't talk shit

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<v Speaker 7>about somebody's house until you clean your own house. So

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<v Speaker 7>everybody should live by that here in the United States.

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<v Speaker 7>If you ain't got everything, if everything here isn't tiptop

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<v Speaker 7>taking care of it, like you said, the homeless taking

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<v Speaker 7>taking care of everything, over here, that fuck everywhere else.

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<v Speaker 7>That's not my fucking problem. I couldn't care less. I mean,

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<v Speaker 7>I don't like I don't want to see nobody dying,

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<v Speaker 7>but there's people dying here and that should be our

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<v Speaker 7>first concern. And and when you bring that, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>when you bring that up about homeless vets, that reminds

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<v Speaker 7>me of something. All right, so most of you all listen.

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<v Speaker 7>Though I've been deployed a few times, I've seen some

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<v Speaker 7>some ship and uh so, like at my work, there's

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<v Speaker 7>a there's a program where they give somebody, everybody something

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<v Speaker 7>for Veteran's Day and they try to make a big

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<v Speaker 7>deal out of it, which I hate. I just want

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<v Speaker 7>to be left alone. But man, there are people that

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<v Speaker 7>I work with, and this is a good fucking job.

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<v Speaker 7>We make good fucking money. Right, there's people I work with.

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<v Speaker 6>Now.

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<v Speaker 7>One of the one of these guys didn't even graduate

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<v Speaker 7>from fucking boot camp, but he got out on a

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<v Speaker 7>on a some kind of medical discharge because all right

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<v Speaker 7>between between basic training, which is normally eight weeks. I

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<v Speaker 7>can't remember if I've talked about this on here. I

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<v Speaker 7>probably have, because it pisses me right the fuck off,

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<v Speaker 7>all Right, so basic training is eight weeks and then

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<v Speaker 7>you got Advanced Individual Training, which is a T, which

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<v Speaker 7>is your job training.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was.

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<v Speaker 7>I was in the infantry, so there is your Your

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<v Speaker 7>basic training is ai T, SOOT boot camp for infantry

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<v Speaker 7>is just another five weeks of the same. Shit just

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<v Speaker 7>gets a little harder, you know. They pushed us a

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<v Speaker 7>little harder, especially in the tenth mount Division because it

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<v Speaker 7>was a cohort unit and it's the most it's the

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<v Speaker 7>most deployed unit in the military ever since it was reactivated,

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<v Speaker 7>which was right right when I went in there. So

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<v Speaker 7>we were all fucking going through boot camp together. It's

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<v Speaker 7>called a cohort unit. But anyway, this dude that I'm

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<v Speaker 7>that I was talking about, he was in the Navy,

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<v Speaker 7>which is queer. Sorry, dad, And uh, now we all

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<v Speaker 7>were all the olive branches are allowed to fuck with

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<v Speaker 7>each other, all right. It's just a little joking around,

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<v Speaker 7>but uh, he was in the Navy, all right. And

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<v Speaker 7>then after your eight weeks between basic and ai T,

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<v Speaker 7>a lot of times they have what's called family Day,

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<v Speaker 7>so your family can come up and visit you and

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<v Speaker 7>then you go to you know, you go stay with

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<v Speaker 7>them for a night. And then you go back and

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<v Speaker 7>finish your five weeks at ai T. To my understanding,

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<v Speaker 7>this dude went out him and whoever he was with,

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<v Speaker 7>he went out and got fucking drunk, which I did too,

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<v Speaker 7>I think most of us did. But then he didn't

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<v Speaker 7>come back. So when they finally caught up with his ass,

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<v Speaker 7>he tried to blame it on alcohol, and he said

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<v Speaker 7>he had a drinking problem. He basically fucking played the system.

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<v Speaker 7>And I mean, obviously not a fucking alcoholic, because you

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<v Speaker 7>just went eight weeks without drinking in boot camp. But

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<v Speaker 7>he said he was an alcoholic or whatever. He was

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<v Speaker 7>just too much of a pussy to go back and

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<v Speaker 7>finish his ai T all right, So they gave him

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<v Speaker 7>a medical discharge for alcoholism. Now, if I was the

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<v Speaker 7>fucking commanding officer, I would have kicked his ass back

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<v Speaker 7>to the curb. So now he brags about how he

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<v Speaker 7>goes out, He tells everybody he's a veteran, brags about

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<v Speaker 7>how he goes out and gets free meals on Veterans

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<v Speaker 7>Day at you know, Applebee's and all the bullshit that

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<v Speaker 7>they offer free meals, and it pisses me right the

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<v Speaker 7>fuck off. I'd like to give him an ass whooping,

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<v Speaker 7>but I just I just ignore him and don't make

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<v Speaker 7>eye contact because it's the best job I ever had,

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<v Speaker 7>and I got a family to take care of, you know.

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<v Speaker 7>But then there's another guy who pisses me off. But

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<v Speaker 7>he has he has been deployed. He's not infantry, but

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<v Speaker 7>he was like, uh, he was artillery, which they call

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<v Speaker 7>the King of Battle, and infantry is called the Queen

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<v Speaker 7>of Battle, which is kind of ass backwards, but I

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<v Speaker 7>get it. You can fuck more people up with it

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<v Speaker 7>with artillery, but somebody's got to be up front, right.

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<v Speaker 7>But anyway, like I said, this is a good fucking job,

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<v Speaker 7>and we make a lot of money, or at least

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<v Speaker 7>have the opportunity to make a lot of money. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 7>this guy, he was already getting on my nerves, so

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<v Speaker 7>I stopped talking to him. And then I heard every

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<v Speaker 7>I heard him going around telling everybody like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 7>drove to such and such time because they're offering uh,

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<v Speaker 7>free Christmas trees for veterans. And I'm just thinking myself, like,

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<v Speaker 7>you fucking piece of shit. Right, So and we go

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<v Speaker 7>down and sit at the break table, Hey fox, and

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<v Speaker 7>I was already not talking to him me and him

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<v Speaker 7>already already explained to him that he was getting on

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<v Speaker 7>my fucking nerves and this was something else say it

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<v Speaker 7>was about. But anyway, hey fucks, you got your tree

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<v Speaker 7>up yet? I said, why don't you mind your own

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<v Speaker 7>fucking business, because I knew what he's getting ready to say,

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<v Speaker 7>and he's like, okay, but anyway, he's making making all

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<v Speaker 7>this money's got a good job, and the motherfucker drove

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<v Speaker 7>like forty minutes to get a free fucking Christmas tree.

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<v Speaker 7>That's not what it was meant for. Like that's I mean,

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<v Speaker 7>this was a long fucking rant. But Julio brought up

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<v Speaker 7>homeless veterans. That homeless veterans is what these free meals

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<v Speaker 7>are for. It's what the free Christmas trees are for.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what a homeless person we need a

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<v Speaker 7>Christmas tree for. Maybe I don't know what the fuck

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<v Speaker 7>I'm talking about, all right, I'm just that's just the

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<v Speaker 7>way I am. I don't I don't take kindly the handouts,

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<v Speaker 7>and I don't expect other people to do that either,

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<v Speaker 7>So whatever, man, all right, I don't know, this is

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<v Speaker 7>kind of a weird episode, but that's just the way

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<v Speaker 7>I feel. So I hope everybody understands. And if you

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<v Speaker 7>are a veteran and you got use of all your

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<v Speaker 7>limbs and you're employed, just think twice about fucking uh.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, you know, you can go back and start

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<v Speaker 7>talking about all these corporations because they're fucking this over.

417
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<v Speaker 7>I mean, you can go one hundred different ways with it.

418
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<v Speaker 7>But I just don't like hand else. But I got

419
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<v Speaker 7>one more from Julio here and all right, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, it's to you again.

422
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<v Speaker 3>So remember how you said you like the the village people,

423
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<v Speaker 3>and you and your dad pointed.

424
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<v Speaker 1>Out that they were gay.

425
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<v Speaker 3>But check this out.

426
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<v Speaker 6>This is an interesting fact.

427
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<v Speaker 1>The Navy reached reached out to the village people to

428
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<v Speaker 1>use in the.

429
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<v Speaker 3>Navy in an advertising campaign for television radio. They gave

430
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<v Speaker 3>the right to the song for free on the condition

431
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<v Speaker 3>that the Navy helped them shoot the music video by

432
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<v Speaker 3>provided them with the warship, several aircraft, and plenty of sailors.

433
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<v Speaker 3>But I saw that a baby, think of you, brother,

434
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<v Speaker 3>I love you.

435
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<v Speaker 7>Okay, yeah, no, I get it. There was a there

436
00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:24.000
<v Speaker 7>was a sailor in the village people. That's why I

437
00:31:24.039 --> 00:31:29.000
<v Speaker 7>think I can't remember all the fucking weird ass queer costumes.

438
00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:33.200
<v Speaker 7>But uh, I just got done saying that the navy

439
00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:40.799
<v Speaker 7>was gay. Sorry, dad, that's twice. Uh. My dad doesn't

440
00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:45.519
<v Speaker 7>listen to this. I told because he my dad is

441
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:49.759
<v Speaker 7>just like me. I mean, I'm just like him. I

442
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:53.680
<v Speaker 7>should say. I get it from him. I got anger,

443
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:58.519
<v Speaker 7>he's got angry issues. I got it. And uh, he

444
00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:01.599
<v Speaker 7>don't give a he there was, he wasn't falling for

445
00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:07.599
<v Speaker 7>the vaccine. I just get it from him, man. And uh,

446
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:10.680
<v Speaker 7>but he don't listen to the shit. I remember when

447
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:12.680
<v Speaker 7>I told him. I said, hey, man, I got a podcast.

448
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:15.880
<v Speaker 7>You should check it out. You probably like it. And

449
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:24.519
<v Speaker 7>he's just like, what's a podcast? I'm like, never mind, dad,

450
00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:29.480
<v Speaker 7>all right. I came across this weird ass post. All right.

451
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:38.839
<v Speaker 7>It says soup is witchcraft. We put plants, spices, and

452
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:44.880
<v Speaker 7>dead animals into a cauldron and follow instructions from a

453
00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:51.000
<v Speaker 7>book written by old people. He's got a fucking point there,

454
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:58.279
<v Speaker 7>But I mean everything's witchcraft, even writing shit. That's why

455
00:32:58.319 --> 00:33:02.759
<v Speaker 7>they call it. Uh, that's why they call it spelling,

456
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:13.000
<v Speaker 7>because you're casting spells. All Right. I got another clip here.

457
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<v Speaker 7>It's about porn and this is the This is the

458
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<v Speaker 7>pass Away comedian Nor mc donald rest in peace, norm

459
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<v Speaker 7>But it's pretty damn funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I ordered pulp fiction. You know that movie. Sure, it's

461
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<v Speaker 4>a gritty urban satire.

462
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<v Speaker 9>You know.

463
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<v Speaker 10>It said that on the Little Thing. I wouldn't have

464
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<v Speaker 10>known it, and so I said, yeah, I get pulp fiction.

465
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<v Speaker 10>I heard great things about that, so I order it right,

466
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<v Speaker 10>and they send me a different movie, a movie called

467
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<v Speaker 10>pump Friction.

468
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<v Speaker 1>I never heard that more.

469
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<v Speaker 10>Well, it's different than pulp fiction. Pulp fiction is a

470
00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:07.839
<v Speaker 10>gritty urban supa. Pump friction is a bunch of dudes

471
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<v Speaker 10>and ladies having dirty sex.

472
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<v Speaker 4>Whoah, And you know there's a mix. Yeah, and it

473
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:16.159
<v Speaker 4>wasn't a bad movie. You know.

474
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<v Speaker 10>Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like they're good

475
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<v Speaker 10>for about fifteen twenty minutes. I'm really interested, and then

476
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:29.800
<v Speaker 10>there's one point that all of a sudden, I'm bored.

477
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<v Speaker 4>You know, I just.

478
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<v Speaker 10>I was really interesting, cluting, and I feel deeply ashamed.

479
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<v Speaker 7>I ordered pulp Okay, I think we all know what

480
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:53.360
<v Speaker 7>he's talking about. He was jerking off people. No, that

481
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:59.320
<v Speaker 7>was that was a you know, these comedians are most

482
00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:07.440
<v Speaker 7>of them are are conservative because they're really intelligent, and

483
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<v Speaker 7>I mean there's very few like you know, Rogan tries

484
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:19.320
<v Speaker 7>to play it close to the chest, but he started

485
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.599
<v Speaker 7>all this shit. You know, he brings on all these

486
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:28.800
<v Speaker 7>I don't know that some of the type of shit

487
00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:31.400
<v Speaker 7>we talk about on this show. He was the one

488
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:36.840
<v Speaker 7>that started that, you know. And you know, you got

489
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:40.360
<v Speaker 7>Bill Burr. I always talk about him, and I think

490
00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:45.440
<v Speaker 7>I think he just kind of plays it off because

491
00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:48.480
<v Speaker 7>he's trying to get movie rolls and shit. There's very

492
00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:57.400
<v Speaker 7>few comedians that are lefties. And then you got somebody

493
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:03.679
<v Speaker 7>like Kathy Griffin and she even a comedian that dingy bitch,

494
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:12.199
<v Speaker 7>And it's like most of them are are conservative because

495
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:17.559
<v Speaker 7>they're intelligent, and that goes along with the UFC. I mean,

496
00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:27.320
<v Speaker 7>I've been playing clips from what's his name, Dana Dana White,

497
00:36:27.639 --> 00:36:35.880
<v Speaker 7>don't I mean, I don't know. You know, you can't

498
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:41.760
<v Speaker 7>really be a UFC fighter and be soft. And I

499
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:44.519
<v Speaker 7>hate to say that leftists are soft, but they are

500
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:54.639
<v Speaker 7>right because adversity is a teacher. Adversity is the best teacher, right.

501
00:36:56.199 --> 00:37:00.679
<v Speaker 7>And I'll give you an example. All right, So when

502
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:05.559
<v Speaker 7>my unit, so there's a in the military or the

503
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:10.679
<v Speaker 7>in the army, infantry. And I've talked about this before,

504
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:13.440
<v Speaker 7>and I'm sorry if i'm you know, we got a

505
00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:18.480
<v Speaker 7>lot of new listeners lately, but I mean, if you've

506
00:37:18.519 --> 00:37:21.400
<v Speaker 7>already heard this, I apologize, but it's not gonna be

507
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.079
<v Speaker 7>I'm not gonna be explaining it the exactly same every time,

508
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:27.679
<v Speaker 7>but we got so many fucking episodes I'm gonna be

509
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:32.280
<v Speaker 7>repeating shit no matter how you look at it, all right,

510
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<v Speaker 7>All right, So, Uh, j RTC is down in Fort Polk, Louisiana,

511
00:37:40.440 --> 00:37:46.199
<v Speaker 7>and it's a simulated warfare and I don't know if

512
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:48.519
<v Speaker 7>it's the same now, but back when I back when

513
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:53.400
<v Speaker 7>we went through it, it was. They got what's called

514
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:59.280
<v Speaker 7>miles gear. So everybody wears harnesses on their chest and

515
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:05.760
<v Speaker 7>you zero and your weapons to uh activate a laser

516
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:10.760
<v Speaker 7>every time you fire off a blank, right, and so

517
00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:13.400
<v Speaker 7>if you got an aim right, that blank is going

518
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<v Speaker 7>to take out whoever you're shooting at or whatever you're

519
00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:26.280
<v Speaker 7>shooting at. All right, So, uh, the people that work

520
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:30.679
<v Speaker 7>at j RTC are stationed there. They basically live there,

521
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:34.679
<v Speaker 7>so they know the land like the back of their

522
00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:39.360
<v Speaker 7>fucking hands. So you know people, you know units that

523
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:45.360
<v Speaker 7>come in by the way, j R. T C is

524
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<v Speaker 7>a template for d r F one, which is the

525
00:38:53.719 --> 00:38:58.840
<v Speaker 7>Deployment Readiness Force, which basically means you're the next unit

526
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<v Speaker 7>that's that's fucking going if anything hits the fan. Right,

527
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:10.480
<v Speaker 7>So motherfuckers were getting dropped left and right.

528
00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:12.599
<v Speaker 4>I mean.

529
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<v Speaker 7>I was only like I think I might have been

530
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<v Speaker 7>a PFC or a specialist at that time, and I

531
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:24.960
<v Speaker 7>was a fucking uh platoon leader, which is an officer

532
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:28.280
<v Speaker 7>by the time, you know, by the time it was

533
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:33.199
<v Speaker 7>over with, which that's a lot of fucking people that

534
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:39.079
<v Speaker 7>got killed. But anyway, it was a there's a two

535
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<v Speaker 7>week window. They call it the box. You go in

536
00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:49.880
<v Speaker 7>the box, right, Okay, So the trucks and the helicopters,

537
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:53.440
<v Speaker 7>like I said, these uh they call them, they call

538
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<v Speaker 7>them OP four. The people that are stationed here at

539
00:39:56.920 --> 00:40:01.639
<v Speaker 7>Fort Polte, they call them OP sands for Opposing Force.

540
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<v Speaker 7>So they know this fucking land so well that that's

541
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<v Speaker 7>why they're fucking everybody up so well, right, they're taking

542
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:15.559
<v Speaker 7>out all the trucks and helicopters that got our food

543
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:23.719
<v Speaker 7>and water and people. I swear to got people claim

544
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:28.320
<v Speaker 7>that you can only live without water for three days.

545
00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:34.719
<v Speaker 7>That's bullshit. I don't know who came up with that,

546
00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:40.639
<v Speaker 7>that Rockefeller Medical Industrial Complex bullshit. But I went more

547
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:43.480
<v Speaker 7>than three days without water and I'm still fucking here.

548
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:51.320
<v Speaker 7>But what I'm getting at is we had no food,

549
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<v Speaker 7>no water. Every time somebody would go down and we

550
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:57.239
<v Speaker 7>would take their canteens and share it. You know, I

551
00:40:57.280 --> 00:41:03.599
<v Speaker 7>had We had very little fucking water for I mean

552
00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:09.199
<v Speaker 7>a week and a half, maybe a week. I mean,

553
00:41:09.239 --> 00:41:11.079
<v Speaker 7>that was a long time ago. I'm trying to remember.

554
00:41:11.559 --> 00:41:16.280
<v Speaker 7>I'll guarantee we went a week without fucking very little

555
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:22.960
<v Speaker 7>water and it's absolutely zero food. And when I when

556
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:26.960
<v Speaker 7>I finally and I never got hit. I'm not gonna lie.

557
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:28.519
<v Speaker 7>There are people that were trying to get hit on

558
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:31.920
<v Speaker 7>purpose because they were hungry and thirsty and just tired

559
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:36.280
<v Speaker 7>of the bullshit because it wasn't real warfare anyway. But

560
00:41:36.360 --> 00:41:39.559
<v Speaker 7>I ain't like that. I made the whole fucking a

561
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:47.280
<v Speaker 7>whole two week window, and it just That's why, that's

562
00:41:47.320 --> 00:41:50.559
<v Speaker 7>why I believe in intermittent fasting, because it when you

563
00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:53.559
<v Speaker 7>go through shit like that, it teaches you something like

564
00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:58.000
<v Speaker 7>you don't need to eat. They fucking got this country.

565
00:41:58.119 --> 00:42:02.440
<v Speaker 7>They just it's like the what's the movie? They live

566
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:07.960
<v Speaker 7>with Rddy Piper puts the glass on. It just does consume, obey.

567
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<v Speaker 7>That's what it's about, man, It's they just want to

568
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:17.360
<v Speaker 7>boost the economy. It's not only the United States, it's

569
00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:21.639
<v Speaker 7>the entire West and some of the other countries I've

570
00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:23.760
<v Speaker 7>been to. They don't eat like the way we eat,

571
00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:27.440
<v Speaker 7>and that's why they're not dying like we're dying. There's

572
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:31.199
<v Speaker 7>so much poison shit in our food. It's it's fucking ridiculous,

573
00:42:31.239 --> 00:42:36.760
<v Speaker 7>these fucking seed oils and fucking uh all the shit

574
00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:40.119
<v Speaker 7>that Monsanto's spraying on the crops and all that shit,

575
00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:45.679
<v Speaker 7>and then they lose court cases and then they just

576
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:49.400
<v Speaker 7>fucking change the name of the company and keep doing

577
00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:55.519
<v Speaker 7>the same shit. The politicians don't care about any of us.

578
00:42:56.159 --> 00:43:00.960
<v Speaker 7>You better get that shit straight right now. But that's

579
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:08.199
<v Speaker 7>why I believe fasting and sunshine is the two best

580
00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:09.920
<v Speaker 7>things for your health. And I know I say that

581
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:15.440
<v Speaker 7>shit like every week, but I mean that's the reason

582
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:17.599
<v Speaker 7>I feel that way. I don't know if I've ever

583
00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:22.840
<v Speaker 7>explained it in that way, but like, the longer you

584
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:27.000
<v Speaker 7>go with, I'll put on this poison in your body.

585
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.760
<v Speaker 7>I mean, God made our bodies to purge all that

586
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:35.480
<v Speaker 7>bullshit out and it so I eat from four thirty

587
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:38.360
<v Speaker 7>pm to maybe eight thirty pm, except for if I

588
00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:41.480
<v Speaker 7>got a day off, I'll eat like a pig like

589
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:46.159
<v Speaker 7>the rest everybody in this country. But if you got

590
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:51.480
<v Speaker 7>twenty hours a day for your body to try to

591
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:55.199
<v Speaker 7>purge that shit out, that's better than a lot of

592
00:43:55.199 --> 00:44:00.440
<v Speaker 7>people are doing. And it's not for everybody, but I'm

593
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:03.519
<v Speaker 7>just that's just one of my suggestions to you guys.

594
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<v Speaker 7>All Right, all right, I'll shut up now. I'm ranting

595
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:19.679
<v Speaker 7>about fasting and jarityc and all that shit. But like

596
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<v Speaker 7>I said, man, adversity is a teacher. So some of

597
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:30.039
<v Speaker 7>these lufties that have never been challenged in their life,

598
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:35.000
<v Speaker 7>they sit around eating and feeding their fat ass face

599
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:37.480
<v Speaker 7>and playing video games, and now they want to fucking

600
00:44:38.199 --> 00:44:41.480
<v Speaker 7>stand up for Israel or Palestine or whatever. It's like,

601
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:44.159
<v Speaker 7>shut the fuck up. You don't know what the fuck

602
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:47.400
<v Speaker 7>you're talking about. You have no idea about half of

603
00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:49.840
<v Speaker 7>the shit you're talking about. You ain't ever been over there.

604
00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:56.119
<v Speaker 7>All right. I sounded really angry this episode of My Apologies.

605
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<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna shut the fuck up, all right. Now, here's Carl.

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<v Speaker 8>This Weekend Calls Guide to history. We will be discussing

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<v Speaker 8>the May Offensive. Phase two of the Tet offenses of

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<v Speaker 8>nineteen sixty eight, also known as the May Offensive. Little

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<v Speaker 8>Tet and Mini Tet was launched spots the People's Army

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<v Speaker 8>of Vietnam and the Viet com I think targets throughout

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<v Speaker 8>South Vietnam and two lean said on from twenty on

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<v Speaker 8>April thirty May to nineteen sixty eight. The May Offensive

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<v Speaker 8>was considered much bloodier than the initial phase of the

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<v Speaker 8>Tet Offensive. The US susi's across Thus Vietnam were two

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<v Speaker 8>thousand and one arm six nuns killed for the entire

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<v Speaker 8>month of May, making it the deadliest month of the

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<v Speaker 8>entire Vietnam nth of US forces. While South vi As

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<v Speaker 8>losses two thousand and sixty four kills, the People's Army

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<v Speaker 8>of Vietnam and the Viet Corong loss have exceeded twenty

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<v Speaker 8>four thousand kills and over two thousand captures. Amount of

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<v Speaker 8>many May Offensive was a costly the thief for the

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<v Speaker 8>VICOM and the people.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm curious what.

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<v Speaker 8>Issues who you have with.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh. I'm curious what issues Julio has with the Gaze

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<v Speaker 7>or Jay's Carl. Don't tell me, you're afraid to say

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<v Speaker 7>the word Jew. I'm not exactly sure what this is about.

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<v Speaker 7>I just got done ranting about it, though, I don't

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<v Speaker 7>give a fuck. I mean, yeah, there are Jews in America.

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<v Speaker 7>I might be Uh, I might be part Jew. I

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<v Speaker 7>don't how can you be part Jew?

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<v Speaker 6>Though?

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<v Speaker 7>Because it's a fucking religion. And Israel, the country they

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<v Speaker 7>call Israel, was just placed by the United Nations in

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<v Speaker 7>nineteen forty five. I don't you know, this whole thing

636
00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:32.159
<v Speaker 7>is fucking a crack of shit. But uh, and you know,

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00:47:33.639 --> 00:47:38.559
<v Speaker 7>Trump says a lot of good shit. I'm not convinced.

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00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:46.079
<v Speaker 7>I mean, I definitely rather see Trump than Joe Biden.

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<v Speaker 7>But I mean, didn't he uh didn't Trump befriend everyone?

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<v Speaker 7>Motherfucker went to Uh he went to the North Korea

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<v Speaker 7>and met up with the little rocket Man. He went

642
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:18.719
<v Speaker 7>and met with people with Putin, and there was peace

643
00:48:18.760 --> 00:48:23.360
<v Speaker 7>in the Middle East when he was president. So I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 7>there's no need to pick a side. But now, I

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<v Speaker 7>don't give a shit if somebody's Jewish or not. But uh,

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, I got a lot of issues with the Catholics,

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<v Speaker 7>to be honest, But I've talked about that before in

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<v Speaker 7>Julio's Catholic. But you know, the the Vatican is my

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<v Speaker 7>main issue that I have concerning religion. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not gonna We're gonna let Julio.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 7>Answer that question next week. And I don't know how

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<v Speaker 7>long this these seven tens is gonna last, you know,

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00:49:02.519 --> 00:49:08.599
<v Speaker 7>but it can't. It's not gonna last much longer. But

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<v Speaker 7>I can't guarantee that I have no control over it.

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<v Speaker 7>So we'll see what happens. All right, Thanks Carl, and

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<v Speaker 7>thanks Julio. Let's see here, all right, Now, this other dude,

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00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:36.199
<v Speaker 7>he left like three messages. The first two were like

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<v Speaker 7>three minutes each because they once you hit three minutes,

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<v Speaker 7>now wait a minute. The first one was three minutes.

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<v Speaker 7>The second one was a minute and twenty three. See,

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<v Speaker 7>the issue is that it was cutting in and out.

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<v Speaker 7>And the second one I would have to play to

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<v Speaker 7>finish the first one. I appreciate a southerns center. I

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<v Speaker 7>appreciate it next time, next time. Trying to keep it.

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<v Speaker 7>Liking one message, I'm not. It's not really necessary, but

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just I'm gonna play your last one here, all right.

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<v Speaker 7>It's kind of funny. I like it anyway, Southern Center.

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<v Speaker 9>I know I left the two messages already. I forgot

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<v Speaker 9>to include that you guys might get a kick out

671
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<v Speaker 9>of that. I started my own little drinking game watching

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<v Speaker 9>listening to your podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh.

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<v Speaker 9>The rules are pretty simple. It's every time Box says

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<v Speaker 9>this might be a short one, I gotta finish a beer.

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<v Speaker 9>I played it the other night, and it's pretty safe

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<v Speaker 9>to say that I am overslept for work and woke

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<v Speaker 9>up with pissed my pants.

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<v Speaker 6>About how drunk I was. Keep on keeping on, Southern

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<v Speaker 6>Center out.

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<v Speaker 7>Baby, all right, thanks Southern Center. Yeah, uh, I appreciate

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<v Speaker 7>that you pissed your pants. It should be commended for that.

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<v Speaker 7>Not everybody can get that drunk. I've done it all right,

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<v Speaker 7>Uh I think I I think I've covered everything. Oh

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<v Speaker 7>now there was one other thing. Oh my bad, I

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<v Speaker 7>just fucking hit the goddamn mic. All right, I got

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<v Speaker 7>a new thing here that I wanna if you guys

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<v Speaker 7>want to leave voice messages about this. What actor played

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<v Speaker 7>the best retard in a movie. I'm not gonna give

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00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:04.239
<v Speaker 7>any example. We all know. And when I say retarded,

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00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:09.199
<v Speaker 7>it could be anything from uh, you know, like Sean

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<v Speaker 7>Penn to uh he was most retarded, So anything on

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<v Speaker 7>down from that, really, and even if, even if, even

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<v Speaker 7>if it was just a character that was stupid, that

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<v Speaker 7>works too. We can all laugh about it, all right,

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<v Speaker 7>So send me, leave me a voicemail about what actor

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<v Speaker 7>played the best retard in the movie. All right now,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm hoping I ain't forgetting nothing, but uh so, if

699
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<v Speaker 7>you got any questions, comments, bitches, grapes, complaints, hit us

700
00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:55.360
<v Speaker 7>up at conspiracy Soldiers at Yahoo dot com, hit me

701
00:52:55.519 --> 00:53:03.480
<v Speaker 7>up at conspiracy Soldiers on Instagram, and fuck, I was

702
00:53:03.519 --> 00:53:07.360
<v Speaker 7>gonna do a video today for TikTok, but I forgot

703
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<v Speaker 7>because I was sitting out in the driveway thinking about

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<v Speaker 7>recording and then dogs, dogs started barking. Pissed me right

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<v Speaker 7>the fuck off, And uh so maybe next week, but

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<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna I'm gonna make some shorts for TikTok, you know,

707
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<v Speaker 7>so follow us on TikTok, on Conspiracy Soldiers. That'll be

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<v Speaker 7>that'll probably be up next week. And then of course

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<v Speaker 7>we're on YouTube, even though they suck cock, we got

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00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:43.760
<v Speaker 7>them little uh you know, them auto generated videos with

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00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:48.039
<v Speaker 7>just the picture that I put for the thumbnail or whatever.

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00:53:49.480 --> 00:53:59.920
<v Speaker 7>Fuck YouTube and uh oh voicemail, leave us a voicemail

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<v Speaker 7>who played the best retard or just any other thought.

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<v Speaker 7>You might have thirty one flute frog six. That's flu

715
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<v Speaker 7>flu as in the wuhan flu. Thirty one flute frog six.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, I think I covered everything. I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 7>sit outside and drink beer like I wanted to, like

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<v Speaker 7>an hour and a half an hour ago. Again, I

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<v Speaker 7>don't know how long this one's gonna be. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 7>paying attention, so Southern Center, you can take another drink.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's see if you can piss your pants again. All right,

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<v Speaker 7>that's it. I thank you all for listening, thanks for

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<v Speaker 7>the voicemails and all that shit. If you like the show,

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<v Speaker 7>give us a good review, subscribe, like follow all that

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00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:06.400
<v Speaker 7>bullshit and tell your friends is the most important part,

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00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:10.800
<v Speaker 7>you know. Fuck social media and the internet and all

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<v Speaker 7>that bullshit. But we're part of it now, so I

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<v Speaker 7>mean you gotta include that, all right, So all right,

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<v Speaker 7>we'll see you next week. Conspiracy Soldiers are going dark.
