Speaker 1: Of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal
Speaker 1: invasion of Iraq.
Speaker 2: I mean of U.
Speaker 3: Cray, Why you fucking wind and you just disagree with you?
Speaker 4: In America we are the fraid of a speech the
Speaker 4: right to disagree.
Speaker 5: Human being anywhere is well within his right to do
Speaker 5: whatever is necessary by any means neversary to protect his
Speaker 5: life and property, especially in a country where the federal
Speaker 5: government itself but proven that it is either unable or unwilling.
Speaker 1: To protect the lives and property little human beings.
Speaker 2: Y four period, Jesus said, let you yes, be yes,
Speaker 2: and you're no.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Anything more comes from the evil one. Think about that,
Speaker 2: even in the words you speak, there is a boundary.
Speaker 2: You don't need to embellish, you don't need to argue,
Speaker 2: you don't need to defend.
Speaker 7: All right, what's up, ladies and germs, Welcome back to
Speaker 7: the ship. Oh it's just me today. My schedule's been
Speaker 7: so fucking busy, and I couldn't hook up with Julio,
Speaker 7: but he left a couple of voice mess voicemails, and
Speaker 7: Carl left the voicemail a couple of voicemails, and and
Speaker 7: I got one from from a listener too, So I'm
Speaker 7: gonna play that only because like Julio and Carl's doesn't
Speaker 7: really count because they're part of the show. Yeah man,
Speaker 7: So it's Friday, May seventeenth, twenty twenty four, five twenty
Speaker 7: four pm, the sun shining outside, and our half assed
Speaker 7: was about ready to recording the driveway on my phone.
Speaker 7: As a matter of fact, I downloaded the app on
Speaker 7: my phone to do the podcast outside because you know,
Speaker 7: I like sitting outside and drinking beer. But all right,
Speaker 7: so I live on a roundabout, right. Not only do
Speaker 7: I live on a roundabout, but there's a park at
Speaker 7: the at the one end of it, so like everybody
Speaker 7: brings their kids here, people walk their dogs around it,
Speaker 7: and there's this little fucking ankle biter across the street.
Speaker 7: Every time somebody comes down the street, the motherfucker starts
Speaker 7: going off, and I'm just like, God, damn it, this
Speaker 7: is not gonna fucking work. I mean, it's bad enough
Speaker 7: the birds were chirping and people with loud ass mufflers
Speaker 7: and shit drive by, but that fucking ankle biter was
Speaker 7: a straw that broke the camel's back. I'm like, fuck this,
Speaker 7: Like my dog will not make a fucking sound, and
Speaker 7: it's it's weird because it's like the it's like the
Speaker 7: resurrection of my old dog, because my old pitbull would
Speaker 7: not fucking make a sound at all. In fact, that
Speaker 7: they both get in trouble when they do, unless it's
Speaker 7: unless it's something important, you know what I mean, I'll
Speaker 7: beat their ass, but uh, I don't really know what
Speaker 7: the fuck I'm talking about anymore. So anyway, so my
Speaker 7: brother in law was in town. He's in town right now.
Speaker 7: So we all went out to eat last night. We
Speaker 7: went to BJ's. That was pretty good food. We had
Speaker 7: drinks and shit. BJ's, which is kind of a strange
Speaker 7: name for a restaurant if you ask me. It kind
Speaker 7: of like it's like something that belongs in the urban
Speaker 7: Dictionary or something. I don't know, I don't know. It
Speaker 7: was a good time, all right. So he's in town.
Speaker 7: I don't know if he's in town specifically for my
Speaker 7: daughter's graduation. But she's graduating Saturday, and that starts at
Speaker 7: like seven. But my wife wants to get there super
Speaker 7: early so we can get a good seat, you know
Speaker 7: how women are. So that's basically right after I get
Speaker 7: off of work. So I'm like, only fucking day I
Speaker 7: can record his Friday, and Julio couldn't do it. So
Speaker 7: I've been fucking stressed out. I'm not gonna lie. And
Speaker 7: when I get stressed out, I sleep walk, all right.
Speaker 7: And the reason I know that is because the job
Speaker 7: before where I started building jeeps, the job I had
Speaker 7: was at a stamping plant, all right. And this stamping
Speaker 7: plant had too many dyes to fit in the building,
Speaker 7: so they would rotate in and out. They had a
Speaker 7: dieyard outside and they would keep a lot of the
Speaker 7: dies inside. So the dieyard outside there was this big
Speaker 7: ass man of Wock mobile crane, and they would we
Speaker 7: had a we had a rig, you know, like an
Speaker 7: eighteen wheeler, and I would I would use his mobile
Speaker 7: crane to pick the dies up, load it on the
Speaker 7: back of the rig, drive the rig inside, you know.
Speaker 7: Then they would get cleaned and the tool and die
Speaker 7: guys would would fix them or whatever needed fix and
Speaker 7: all that shit. And and I was actually driving that
Speaker 7: rig on that property because it was private property, so
Speaker 7: I didn't have to have a CDL. Not only was
Speaker 7: I driving a rig without a CDL, but I was
Speaker 7: never trained to be a mobile crane operator. All right,
Speaker 7: this thing was a piece of shit. It was like
Speaker 7: a nineteen seventy one or seventy five or something like that.
Speaker 7: But it was just a piece of shit, all right.
Speaker 7: So I had to have I had to have a
Speaker 7: helper that would hook the chains up to the die,
Speaker 7: you know, down there. And I tried to stay positive
Speaker 7: and shit, but I was stressed the fuck out. I
Speaker 7: thought I was gonna fucking drop something on one of
Speaker 7: these guys and fucking kill them. And so there'd be
Speaker 7: so many nights my wife would be like, all right,
Speaker 7: where's my husband. She would get up and I'd be
Speaker 7: walking around in the hallway and she'd be like, what
Speaker 7: are you doing. I'm like looking for the crane. She'd
Speaker 7: be like, honey, come to bed. You're sleepwalking, right, And
Speaker 7: it happened so many times where she would just get
Speaker 7: up and yell at me, like your sleepwalking go to bed,
Speaker 7: you know. I get up and walk around the hallways
Speaker 7: and shit, because I was stressed out. I thought I
Speaker 7: was gonna kill this motherfuckers. So, like I said, I've
Speaker 7: been pretty stressed out lately because with this busy schedule,
Speaker 7: and I couldn't I couldn't find time to do the
Speaker 7: podcasts and stuff. And that's the other thing, Like if
Speaker 7: I miss a podcast, I'm really like, how do you say?
Speaker 7: All right? So like when it comes, you know, I'll
Speaker 7: get up and I'll work out every morning at three
Speaker 7: forty five, which I didn't do this morning. I'll get
Speaker 7: up and work out every day at three forty five.
Speaker 7: And if I miss the day, so maybe the next
Speaker 7: morning when I wake up, I'll wake up and I
Speaker 7: everybody's always tired when they wake up. You got to
Speaker 7: drive through that shit, right, I wake up and I'll
Speaker 7: be thinking myself like, well, fuck, I didn't work out
Speaker 7: yesterday either, so I might as well just wait till Monday,
Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying. And then that turns into Okay,
Speaker 7: well I didn't work out since what one over day?
Speaker 7: So I just wait till next Monday, and then I
Speaker 7: just keep procrastinating. So that's how I feel about this podcast,
Speaker 7: Like I'm afraid, like if I if I don't get
Speaker 7: one in, then I'm gonna you know what I mean,
Speaker 7: Like it's gonna fuck up my schedule. So this morning
Speaker 7: when I woke up, h I don't know exactly what
Speaker 7: time it was, woke up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 7: So when I come in here to do a podcast, typically,
Speaker 7: i'll grab like three beers because I don't want to
Speaker 7: keep hitting pause, you know what I'm saying. And I'll
Speaker 7: grab like three beers and yeah, we still hit pause
Speaker 7: where we got to go get more beers. But i'll
Speaker 7: grab like two or three at a time. So I
Speaker 7: woke up this morning at god knows what time, and
Speaker 7: I don't know if I had a dream or if
Speaker 7: i'll stress out or what the fuck. But I woke
Speaker 7: up and I grabbed three beers and I walked down
Speaker 7: here to my podcast table, and I don't know what
Speaker 7: the fuck I was doing. Hopefully I didn't put anything out.
Speaker 7: I haven't even checked yet because, like I said, I've
Speaker 7: been so fucking busy, I ain't got time to dick
Speaker 7: around with none of this shit. But anyway, around one
Speaker 7: thirty in the morning, I just kind of woke up
Speaker 7: and I'm like, what the fuck And I looked at
Speaker 7: the clock. Oh shit, it happened again, fucking sleepwalking.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 7: The reason I don't know what time it started because
Speaker 7: I had like two empty beers sitting here. I don't know, man,
Speaker 7: I hope next week will be better. I mean, it's
Speaker 7: just it's just with all the graduation and family from
Speaker 7: out of town, I'm sure it'll get better. And then
Speaker 7: we're gonna be done with these seven tens soon, you know,
Speaker 7: so it'll all be all right. Yeah, So I'm gonna
Speaker 7: play one of these voice messages from Julio. He felt
Speaker 7: bad that he couldn't be here, but we got You know,
Speaker 7: we all worked for a living, man, and if he
Speaker 7: didn't work for a living, he wouldn't be on this show,
Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying. So respect So I can't
Speaker 7: always work out, man. We've been working our asses off,
Speaker 7: and we're still two of the hardest working motherfuckers in podcasts,
Speaker 7: even though we're doing it in the PM now, even
Speaker 7: though generally puts one out every other day. What's up? General,
Speaker 7: he's a hard working motherfucker too. But all right, here's this. Uh,
Speaker 7: here's his voicemail. Voicemail from uh Julio.
Speaker 6: Fox.
Speaker 3: What's up listeners? This this Garlic parn checking in. Have
Speaker 3: a quick quick topic here.
Speaker 1: You ever thought of the cost of a pineapple a
Speaker 1: dollar or like.
Speaker 3: Two ninety nine? Well, did you know that you'd only
Speaker 3: get one pineapple? Per plant, and it takes about eighteen
Speaker 3: months to grow that pineapple. So for eighteen months they
Speaker 3: manage the field, they water it, they fertilize it, and
Speaker 3: then after eighteen months, they bring in a crew that
Speaker 3: harvested you know, machines and transportation, and then they put
Speaker 3: these pineapples on a ship that.
Speaker 6: Goes across you know, the ocean back.
Speaker 3: To the United States, and then they get distributed in
Speaker 3: semi trucks driven by semi drivers all around the country.
Speaker 3: And somehow, some way, it only costs a dollar ninety
Speaker 3: nine for a fucking pineapple. That kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't know, is money really real? Like you go
Speaker 1: to them all, you know, I like hats. I know
Speaker 1: you like hats.
Speaker 3: You ever walk about by that hat store and you
Speaker 3: see two employees there and it's empty. Could they really
Speaker 3: be selling that many hats that they can afford like
Speaker 3: premium real estate at the mall? You know, like that
Speaker 3: science store with little knick knacks for little Johnny, you know,
Speaker 3: to do science projects, or like a deo cut in half?
Speaker 3: Are they really selling that much product? I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I think it's a deception. I think it's I think
Speaker 3: it's all fake, you know, like talking about living in
Speaker 3: a simulation that is manipulated.
Speaker 6: I think the.
Speaker 3: Pineapple might be an example of it. But just Colin
Speaker 3: and the fire wasn't on the show. But it's my
Speaker 3: little contribution anti quolt Carl. You never know what alcohol
Speaker 3: is gonna tell you show.
Speaker 7: Oh got a little dig in on Carl. That's funny
Speaker 7: because I think Carl got want in on him too.
Speaker 7: But uh, I will get into all that. Uh nah yet.
Speaker 7: But what you're saying, Julio, I get it, man like,
Speaker 7: it doesn't make any sense. You should have mentioned where
Speaker 7: they're grown at. I think maybe Hawaii or maybe uh
Speaker 7: Central America or some some ship. Excuse me, I've been
Speaker 7: chugging beer since I got home. I'm stressed out, people,
Speaker 7: I was fucking sleepwalking for christ, all right, let's see here,
Speaker 7: I gotta I gotta clip.
Speaker 8: I like that the cousin of.
Speaker 2: The United States walks don't just made a story about.
Speaker 7: Having annimals and.
Speaker 6: He was.
Speaker 4: He's not an.
Speaker 3: Acceptable as president.
Speaker 4: People go, oh, that's just old paths.
Speaker 7: He's got the mun stuff.
Speaker 8: He runs for the free world. The one's own shakes
Speaker 8: the curtain to introduce himself back and so almost lame.
Speaker 7: He was in the Air Force. War was the Air Force.
Speaker 7: Air Force, and then there was bag and the.
Speaker 2: Goat Bob was the Internet, and you fell into the
Speaker 2: New Guinea and a bunch of cannibals at his face
Speaker 2: and everybody said, well, what is.
Speaker 6: It's fine, it's fine to other things.
Speaker 2: He says to that, and then after the country he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna vote.
Speaker 7: For that, and you know why, I don't know. That's
Speaker 7: pretty funny. Yeah, But now they're gonna have a there's
Speaker 7: gonna be a debate. They're setting up debates between Trump
Speaker 7: and Biden. There's gonna be supposedly gonna be two one
Speaker 7: of them is gonna be on CNN. And I find
Speaker 7: that hard to believe that Trump agreed to that, you know,
Speaker 7: because I don't know. They've seen their they've seen their
Speaker 7: stock plummet since uh, I mean ever since everybody's waking
Speaker 7: up to the bullshit, you know, and uh, they see
Speaker 7: their stock plummet, and they said, no, they're gonna we're
Speaker 7: gonna be more to the middle. But I mean, everybody's like, oh,
Speaker 7: this is gonna be the most important election in our lifetime.
Speaker 7: And don't they say that about every election, you know,
Speaker 7: but we'll see what CNNs got in store for for
Speaker 7: this if it even happens. And uh like, uh like
Speaker 7: when Biden uh did the debate the first time, he
Speaker 7: was saying all kinds of stupid shit before that, and
Speaker 7: then they had them all cranked up on fucking math
Speaker 7: or something, because just like Hitler, Hitler was on math
Speaker 7: and he would get up there and fucking everybody's fucking
Speaker 7: clapping and shit, that's the same thing with Biden. You know,
Speaker 7: he was, he was on some shit. I don't give
Speaker 7: a fuck what nobody says. Fucking cannibals. That guy, I
Speaker 7: don't know. All right, this is kind of weird to me.
Speaker 7: I'm not I mean, you guys have heard me ramble
Speaker 7: on my by myself. But now I got these voicemails,
Speaker 7: so I'm kind of fucking torn between what I'm doing here.
Speaker 7: So I guess I'll play another voicemail. I mean, I'm
Speaker 7: kind of obligated to get Julio's in here and Carl
Speaker 7: and then there's another a couple more than I want
Speaker 7: to play, so they they're a little bit quieter, I think,
Speaker 7: which I'm not crazy about. And the one guy that
Speaker 7: called in. He left like three messages, but the first
Speaker 7: two were like three minutes, but they were they were
Speaker 7: like cutting in and out. So I'm just gonna play
Speaker 7: his last one and I'll talk to I'll apologize about
Speaker 7: that at the end, you know. But here's Julio's next one.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's Julio again. Hey Soro. I'm scrolling through Facebook
Speaker 6: and that's.
Speaker 1: Really great in my gears.
Speaker 3: But you know what, like it's true, you know, who
Speaker 3: hates America the most Americans? Like everybody gives a damn
Speaker 3: about what's going on in the.
Speaker 6: Middle East, you know, the.
Speaker 3: This whole shit, you know, but nobody's talking about anything
Speaker 3: about home. You know, like like people feel special about
Speaker 3: wearing a certain certain pin or a certain colored flag.
Speaker 3: There's some other bs like that, but nobody cares about
Speaker 3: the vets. Nobody cares about you know, the hormeless. Nobody
Speaker 3: cares about, you.
Speaker 1: Know, families anymore. I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I see stuff like that on my friends, on my
Speaker 3: friends facebooks and stuff, and it's like, how much of
Speaker 3: that is really true? I Mean, you got to start
Speaker 3: loving your country first, you know, your motherland, and take
Speaker 3: the people there. I don't get why we're still invested
Speaker 3: as a country in other places. And then also ideology wise,
Speaker 3: in these places, ain't thinking about you, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: Ain't sending money over here. They ain't caring about about
Speaker 3: the babies dying here, ain't caring about the homeless dying.
Speaker 1: Why the funk should we? I don't know. That's just
Speaker 1: my two cents man.
Speaker 7: Bah, Yeah, that's true. That's what I keep I keep
Speaker 7: preaching that shit every week, like, uh, you know, fuck Ukraine,
Speaker 7: fuck Russia, fuck Israel, fuck Palace sign. But I'm not
Speaker 7: talking about the people. You know what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 7: talking about the fucking government. You know, this is it's
Speaker 7: like a spiritual warfare and something is going on. It's greed,
Speaker 7: it's I mean, it's just dark man, And it's like,
Speaker 7: I don't get don't there's a saying it goes I
Speaker 7: can't even remember the exact words, but don't talk shit
Speaker 7: about somebody's house until you clean your own house. So
Speaker 7: everybody should live by that here in the United States.
Speaker 7: If you ain't got everything, if everything here isn't tiptop
Speaker 7: taking care of it, like you said, the homeless taking
Speaker 7: taking care of everything, over here, that fuck everywhere else.
Speaker 7: That's not my fucking problem. I couldn't care less. I mean,
Speaker 7: I don't like I don't want to see nobody dying,
Speaker 7: but there's people dying here and that should be our
Speaker 7: first concern. And and when you bring that, oh yeah,
Speaker 7: when you bring that up about homeless vets, that reminds
Speaker 7: me of something. All right, so most of you all listen.
Speaker 7: Though I've been deployed a few times, I've seen some
Speaker 7: some ship and uh so, like at my work, there's
Speaker 7: a there's a program where they give somebody, everybody something
Speaker 7: for Veteran's Day and they try to make a big
Speaker 7: deal out of it, which I hate. I just want
Speaker 7: to be left alone. But man, there are people that
Speaker 7: I work with, and this is a good fucking job.
Speaker 7: We make good fucking money. Right, there's people I work with.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 7: One of the one of these guys didn't even graduate
Speaker 7: from fucking boot camp, but he got out on a
Speaker 7: on a some kind of medical discharge because all right
Speaker 7: between between basic training, which is normally eight weeks. I
Speaker 7: can't remember if I've talked about this on here. I
Speaker 7: probably have, because it pisses me right the fuck off,
Speaker 7: all Right, so basic training is eight weeks and then
Speaker 7: you got Advanced Individual Training, which is a T, which
Speaker 7: is your job training.
Speaker 1: And I was.
Speaker 7: I was in the infantry, so there is your Your
Speaker 7: basic training is ai T, SOOT boot camp for infantry
Speaker 7: is just another five weeks of the same. Shit just
Speaker 7: gets a little harder, you know. They pushed us a
Speaker 7: little harder, especially in the tenth mount Division because it
Speaker 7: was a cohort unit and it's the most it's the
Speaker 7: most deployed unit in the military ever since it was reactivated,
Speaker 7: which was right right when I went in there. So
Speaker 7: we were all fucking going through boot camp together. It's
Speaker 7: called a cohort unit. But anyway, this dude that I'm
Speaker 7: that I was talking about, he was in the Navy,
Speaker 7: which is queer. Sorry, dad, And uh, now we all
Speaker 7: were all the olive branches are allowed to fuck with
Speaker 7: each other, all right. It's just a little joking around,
Speaker 7: but uh, he was in the Navy, all right. And
Speaker 7: then after your eight weeks between basic and ai T,
Speaker 7: a lot of times they have what's called family Day,
Speaker 7: so your family can come up and visit you and
Speaker 7: then you go to you know, you go stay with
Speaker 7: them for a night. And then you go back and
Speaker 7: finish your five weeks at ai T. To my understanding,
Speaker 7: this dude went out him and whoever he was with,
Speaker 7: he went out and got fucking drunk, which I did too,
Speaker 7: I think most of us did. But then he didn't
Speaker 7: come back. So when they finally caught up with his ass,
Speaker 7: he tried to blame it on alcohol, and he said
Speaker 7: he had a drinking problem. He basically fucking played the system.
Speaker 7: And I mean, obviously not a fucking alcoholic, because you
Speaker 7: just went eight weeks without drinking in boot camp. But
Speaker 7: he said he was an alcoholic or whatever. He was
Speaker 7: just too much of a pussy to go back and
Speaker 7: finish his ai T all right, So they gave him
Speaker 7: a medical discharge for alcoholism. Now, if I was the
Speaker 7: fucking commanding officer, I would have kicked his ass back
Speaker 7: to the curb. So now he brags about how he
Speaker 7: goes out, He tells everybody he's a veteran, brags about
Speaker 7: how he goes out and gets free meals on Veterans
Speaker 7: Day at you know, Applebee's and all the bullshit that
Speaker 7: they offer free meals, and it pisses me right the
Speaker 7: fuck off. I'd like to give him an ass whooping,
Speaker 7: but I just I just ignore him and don't make
Speaker 7: eye contact because it's the best job I ever had,
Speaker 7: and I got a family to take care of, you know.
Speaker 7: But then there's another guy who pisses me off. But
Speaker 7: he has he has been deployed. He's not infantry, but
Speaker 7: he was like, uh, he was artillery, which they call
Speaker 7: the King of Battle, and infantry is called the Queen
Speaker 7: of Battle, which is kind of ass backwards, but I
Speaker 7: get it. You can fuck more people up with it
Speaker 7: with artillery, but somebody's got to be up front, right.
Speaker 7: But anyway, like I said, this is a good fucking job,
Speaker 7: and we make a lot of money, or at least
Speaker 7: have the opportunity to make a lot of money. All right, Well,
Speaker 7: this guy, he was already getting on my nerves, so
Speaker 7: I stopped talking to him. And then I heard every
Speaker 7: I heard him going around telling everybody like, hey, I
Speaker 7: drove to such and such time because they're offering uh,
Speaker 7: free Christmas trees for veterans. And I'm just thinking myself, like,
Speaker 7: you fucking piece of shit. Right, So and we go
Speaker 7: down and sit at the break table, Hey fox, and
Speaker 7: I was already not talking to him me and him
Speaker 7: already already explained to him that he was getting on
Speaker 7: my fucking nerves and this was something else say it
Speaker 7: was about. But anyway, hey fucks, you got your tree
Speaker 7: up yet? I said, why don't you mind your own
Speaker 7: fucking business, because I knew what he's getting ready to say,
Speaker 7: and he's like, okay, but anyway, he's making making all
Speaker 7: this money's got a good job, and the motherfucker drove
Speaker 7: like forty minutes to get a free fucking Christmas tree.
Speaker 7: That's not what it was meant for. Like that's I mean,
Speaker 7: this was a long fucking rant. But Julio brought up
Speaker 7: homeless veterans. That homeless veterans is what these free meals
Speaker 7: are for. It's what the free Christmas trees are for.
Speaker 7: I don't know what a homeless person we need a
Speaker 7: Christmas tree for. Maybe I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 7: I'm talking about, all right, I'm just that's just the
Speaker 7: way I am. I don't I don't take kindly the handouts,
Speaker 7: and I don't expect other people to do that either,
Speaker 7: So whatever, man, all right, I don't know, this is
Speaker 7: kind of a weird episode, but that's just the way
Speaker 7: I feel. So I hope everybody understands. And if you
Speaker 7: are a veteran and you got use of all your
Speaker 7: limbs and you're employed, just think twice about fucking uh.
Speaker 7: I mean, you know, you can go back and start
Speaker 7: talking about all these corporations because they're fucking this over.
Speaker 7: I mean, you can go one hundred different ways with it.
Speaker 7: But I just don't like hand else. But I got
Speaker 7: one more from Julio here and all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 7: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's to you again.
Speaker 3: So remember how you said you like the the village people,
Speaker 3: and you and your dad pointed.
Speaker 1: Out that they were gay.
Speaker 3: But check this out.
Speaker 6: This is an interesting fact.
Speaker 1: The Navy reached reached out to the village people to
Speaker 1: use in the.
Speaker 3: Navy in an advertising campaign for television radio. They gave
Speaker 3: the right to the song for free on the condition
Speaker 3: that the Navy helped them shoot the music video by
Speaker 3: provided them with the warship, several aircraft, and plenty of sailors.
Speaker 3: But I saw that a baby, think of you, brother,
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, no, I get it. There was a there
Speaker 7: was a sailor in the village people. That's why I
Speaker 7: think I can't remember all the fucking weird ass queer costumes.
Speaker 7: But uh, I just got done saying that the navy
Speaker 7: was gay. Sorry, dad, that's twice. Uh. My dad doesn't
Speaker 7: listen to this. I told because he my dad is
Speaker 7: just like me. I mean, I'm just like him. I
Speaker 7: should say. I get it from him. I got anger,
Speaker 7: he's got angry issues. I got it. And uh, he
Speaker 7: don't give a he there was, he wasn't falling for
Speaker 7: the vaccine. I just get it from him, man. And uh,
Speaker 7: but he don't listen to the shit. I remember when
Speaker 7: I told him. I said, hey, man, I got a podcast.
Speaker 7: You should check it out. You probably like it. And
Speaker 7: he's just like, what's a podcast? I'm like, never mind, dad,
Speaker 7: all right. I came across this weird ass post. All right.
Speaker 7: It says soup is witchcraft. We put plants, spices, and
Speaker 7: dead animals into a cauldron and follow instructions from a
Speaker 7: book written by old people. He's got a fucking point there,
Speaker 7: But I mean everything's witchcraft, even writing shit. That's why
Speaker 7: they call it. Uh, that's why they call it spelling,
Speaker 7: because you're casting spells. All Right. I got another clip here.
Speaker 7: It's about porn and this is the This is the
Speaker 7: pass Away comedian Nor mc donald rest in peace, norm
Speaker 7: But it's pretty damn funny.
Speaker 4: I ordered pulp fiction. You know that movie. Sure, it's
Speaker 4: a gritty urban satire.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 10: It said that on the Little Thing. I wouldn't have
Speaker 10: known it, and so I said, yeah, I get pulp fiction.
Speaker 10: I heard great things about that, so I order it right,
Speaker 10: and they send me a different movie, a movie called
Speaker 10: pump Friction.
Speaker 1: I never heard that more.
Speaker 10: Well, it's different than pulp fiction. Pulp fiction is a
Speaker 10: gritty urban supa. Pump friction is a bunch of dudes
Speaker 10: and ladies having dirty sex.
Speaker 4: Whoah, And you know there's a mix. Yeah, and it
Speaker 4: wasn't a bad movie. You know.
Speaker 10: Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like they're good
Speaker 10: for about fifteen twenty minutes. I'm really interested, and then
Speaker 10: there's one point that all of a sudden, I'm bored.
Speaker 4: You know, I just.
Speaker 10: I was really interesting, cluting, and I feel deeply ashamed.
Speaker 7: I ordered pulp Okay, I think we all know what
Speaker 7: he's talking about. He was jerking off people. No, that
Speaker 7: was that was a you know, these comedians are most
Speaker 7: of them are are conservative because they're really intelligent, and
Speaker 7: I mean there's very few like you know, Rogan tries
Speaker 7: to play it close to the chest, but he started
Speaker 7: all this shit. You know, he brings on all these
Speaker 7: I don't know that some of the type of shit
Speaker 7: we talk about on this show. He was the one
Speaker 7: that started that, you know. And you know, you got
Speaker 7: Bill Burr. I always talk about him, and I think
Speaker 7: I think he just kind of plays it off because
Speaker 7: he's trying to get movie rolls and shit. There's very
Speaker 7: few comedians that are lefties. And then you got somebody
Speaker 7: like Kathy Griffin and she even a comedian that dingy bitch,
Speaker 7: And it's like most of them are are conservative because
Speaker 7: they're intelligent, and that goes along with the UFC. I mean,
Speaker 7: I've been playing clips from what's his name, Dana Dana White,
Speaker 7: don't I mean, I don't know. You know, you can't
Speaker 7: really be a UFC fighter and be soft. And I
Speaker 7: hate to say that leftists are soft, but they are
Speaker 7: right because adversity is a teacher. Adversity is the best teacher, right.
Speaker 7: And I'll give you an example. All right, So when
Speaker 7: my unit, so there's a in the military or the
Speaker 7: in the army, infantry. And I've talked about this before,
Speaker 7: and I'm sorry if i'm you know, we got a
Speaker 7: lot of new listeners lately, but I mean, if you've
Speaker 7: already heard this, I apologize, but it's not gonna be
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna be explaining it the exactly same every time,
Speaker 7: but we got so many fucking episodes I'm gonna be
Speaker 7: repeating shit no matter how you look at it, all right,
Speaker 7: All right, So, Uh, j RTC is down in Fort Polk, Louisiana,
Speaker 7: and it's a simulated warfare and I don't know if
Speaker 7: it's the same now, but back when I back when
Speaker 7: we went through it, it was. They got what's called
Speaker 7: miles gear. So everybody wears harnesses on their chest and
Speaker 7: you zero and your weapons to uh activate a laser
Speaker 7: every time you fire off a blank, right, and so
Speaker 7: if you got an aim right, that blank is going
Speaker 7: to take out whoever you're shooting at or whatever you're
Speaker 7: shooting at. All right, So, uh, the people that work
Speaker 7: at j RTC are stationed there. They basically live there,
Speaker 7: so they know the land like the back of their
Speaker 7: fucking hands. So you know people, you know units that
Speaker 7: come in by the way, j R. T C is
Speaker 7: a template for d r F one, which is the
Speaker 7: Deployment Readiness Force, which basically means you're the next unit
Speaker 7: that's that's fucking going if anything hits the fan. Right,
Speaker 7: So motherfuckers were getting dropped left and right.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 7: I was only like I think I might have been
Speaker 7: a PFC or a specialist at that time, and I
Speaker 7: was a fucking uh platoon leader, which is an officer
Speaker 7: by the time, you know, by the time it was
Speaker 7: over with, which that's a lot of fucking people that
Speaker 7: got killed. But anyway, it was a there's a two
Speaker 7: week window. They call it the box. You go in
Speaker 7: the box, right, Okay, So the trucks and the helicopters,
Speaker 7: like I said, these uh they call them, they call
Speaker 7: them OP four. The people that are stationed here at
Speaker 7: Fort Polte, they call them OP sands for Opposing Force.
Speaker 7: So they know this fucking land so well that that's
Speaker 7: why they're fucking everybody up so well, right, they're taking
Speaker 7: out all the trucks and helicopters that got our food
Speaker 7: and water and people. I swear to got people claim
Speaker 7: that you can only live without water for three days.
Speaker 7: That's bullshit. I don't know who came up with that,
Speaker 7: that Rockefeller Medical Industrial Complex bullshit. But I went more
Speaker 7: than three days without water and I'm still fucking here.
Speaker 7: But what I'm getting at is we had no food,
Speaker 7: no water. Every time somebody would go down and we
Speaker 7: would take their canteens and share it. You know, I
Speaker 7: had We had very little fucking water for I mean
Speaker 7: a week and a half, maybe a week. I mean,
Speaker 7: that was a long time ago. I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 7: I'll guarantee we went a week without fucking very little
Speaker 7: water and it's absolutely zero food. And when I when
Speaker 7: I finally and I never got hit. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 7: There are people that were trying to get hit on
Speaker 7: purpose because they were hungry and thirsty and just tired
Speaker 7: of the bullshit because it wasn't real warfare anyway. But
Speaker 7: I ain't like that. I made the whole fucking a
Speaker 7: whole two week window, and it just That's why, that's
Speaker 7: why I believe in intermittent fasting, because it when you
Speaker 7: go through shit like that, it teaches you something like
Speaker 7: you don't need to eat. They fucking got this country.
Speaker 7: They just it's like the what's the movie? They live
Speaker 7: with Rddy Piper puts the glass on. It just does consume, obey.
Speaker 7: That's what it's about, man, It's they just want to
Speaker 7: boost the economy. It's not only the United States, it's
Speaker 7: the entire West and some of the other countries I've
Speaker 7: been to. They don't eat like the way we eat,
Speaker 7: and that's why they're not dying like we're dying. There's
Speaker 7: so much poison shit in our food. It's it's fucking ridiculous,
Speaker 7: these fucking seed oils and fucking uh all the shit
Speaker 7: that Monsanto's spraying on the crops and all that shit,
Speaker 7: and then they lose court cases and then they just
Speaker 7: fucking change the name of the company and keep doing
Speaker 7: the same shit. The politicians don't care about any of us.
Speaker 7: You better get that shit straight right now. But that's
Speaker 7: why I believe fasting and sunshine is the two best
Speaker 7: things for your health. And I know I say that
Speaker 7: shit like every week, but I mean that's the reason
Speaker 7: I feel that way. I don't know if I've ever
Speaker 7: explained it in that way, but like, the longer you
Speaker 7: go with, I'll put on this poison in your body.
Speaker 7: I mean, God made our bodies to purge all that
Speaker 7: bullshit out and it so I eat from four thirty
Speaker 7: pm to maybe eight thirty pm, except for if I
Speaker 7: got a day off, I'll eat like a pig like
Speaker 7: the rest everybody in this country. But if you got
Speaker 7: twenty hours a day for your body to try to
Speaker 7: purge that shit out, that's better than a lot of
Speaker 7: people are doing. And it's not for everybody, but I'm
Speaker 7: just that's just one of my suggestions to you guys.
Speaker 7: All Right, all right, I'll shut up now. I'm ranting
Speaker 7: about fasting and jarityc and all that shit. But like
Speaker 7: I said, man, adversity is a teacher. So some of
Speaker 7: these lufties that have never been challenged in their life,
Speaker 7: they sit around eating and feeding their fat ass face
Speaker 7: and playing video games, and now they want to fucking
Speaker 7: stand up for Israel or Palestine or whatever. It's like,
Speaker 7: shut the fuck up. You don't know what the fuck
Speaker 7: you're talking about. You have no idea about half of
Speaker 7: the shit you're talking about. You ain't ever been over there.
Speaker 7: All right. I sounded really angry this episode of My Apologies.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna shut the fuck up, all right. Now, here's Carl.
Speaker 8: This Weekend Calls Guide to history. We will be discussing
Speaker 8: the May Offensive. Phase two of the Tet offenses of
Speaker 8: nineteen sixty eight, also known as the May Offensive. Little
Speaker 8: Tet and Mini Tet was launched spots the People's Army
Speaker 8: of Vietnam and the Viet com I think targets throughout
Speaker 8: South Vietnam and two lean said on from twenty on
Speaker 8: April thirty May to nineteen sixty eight. The May Offensive
Speaker 8: was considered much bloodier than the initial phase of the
Speaker 8: Tet Offensive. The US susi's across Thus Vietnam were two
Speaker 8: thousand and one arm six nuns killed for the entire
Speaker 8: month of May, making it the deadliest month of the
Speaker 8: entire Vietnam nth of US forces. While South vi As
Speaker 8: losses two thousand and sixty four kills, the People's Army
Speaker 8: of Vietnam and the Viet Corong loss have exceeded twenty
Speaker 8: four thousand kills and over two thousand captures. Amount of
Speaker 8: many May Offensive was a costly the thief for the
Speaker 8: VICOM and the people.
Speaker 6: I'm curious what.
Speaker 8: Issues who you have with.
Speaker 7: Uh. I'm curious what issues Julio has with the Gaze
Speaker 7: or Jay's Carl. Don't tell me, you're afraid to say
Speaker 7: the word Jew. I'm not exactly sure what this is about.
Speaker 7: I just got done ranting about it, though, I don't
Speaker 7: give a fuck. I mean, yeah, there are Jews in America.
Speaker 7: I might be Uh, I might be part Jew. I
Speaker 7: don't how can you be part Jew?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 7: Because it's a fucking religion. And Israel, the country they
Speaker 7: call Israel, was just placed by the United Nations in
Speaker 7: nineteen forty five. I don't you know, this whole thing
Speaker 7: is fucking a crack of shit. But uh, and you know,
Speaker 7: Trump says a lot of good shit. I'm not convinced.
Speaker 7: I mean, I definitely rather see Trump than Joe Biden.
Speaker 7: But I mean, didn't he uh didn't Trump befriend everyone?
Speaker 7: Motherfucker went to Uh he went to the North Korea
Speaker 7: and met up with the little rocket Man. He went
Speaker 7: and met with people with Putin, and there was peace
Speaker 7: in the Middle East when he was president. So I mean, really,
Speaker 7: there's no need to pick a side. But now, I
Speaker 7: don't give a shit if somebody's Jewish or not. But uh,
Speaker 7: I mean, I got a lot of issues with the Catholics,
Speaker 7: to be honest, But I've talked about that before in
Speaker 7: Julio's Catholic. But you know, the the Vatican is my
Speaker 7: main issue that I have concerning religion. But you know what,
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna We're gonna let Julio.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 7: Answer that question next week. And I don't know how
Speaker 7: long this these seven tens is gonna last, you know,
Speaker 7: but it can't. It's not gonna last much longer. But
Speaker 7: I can't guarantee that I have no control over it.
Speaker 7: So we'll see what happens. All right, Thanks Carl, and
Speaker 7: thanks Julio. Let's see here, all right, Now, this other dude,
Speaker 7: he left like three messages. The first two were like
Speaker 7: three minutes each because they once you hit three minutes,
Speaker 7: now wait a minute. The first one was three minutes.
Speaker 7: The second one was a minute and twenty three. See,
Speaker 7: the issue is that it was cutting in and out.
Speaker 7: And the second one I would have to play to
Speaker 7: finish the first one. I appreciate a southerns center. I
Speaker 7: appreciate it next time, next time. Trying to keep it.
Speaker 7: Liking one message, I'm not. It's not really necessary, but
Speaker 7: I'm just I'm gonna play your last one here, all right.
Speaker 7: It's kind of funny. I like it anyway, Southern Center.
Speaker 9: I know I left the two messages already. I forgot
Speaker 9: to include that you guys might get a kick out
Speaker 9: of that. I started my own little drinking game watching
Speaker 9: listening to your podcast.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 9: The rules are pretty simple. It's every time Box says
Speaker 9: this might be a short one, I gotta finish a beer.
Speaker 9: I played it the other night, and it's pretty safe
Speaker 9: to say that I am overslept for work and woke
Speaker 9: up with pissed my pants.
Speaker 6: About how drunk I was. Keep on keeping on, Southern
Speaker 6: Center out.
Speaker 7: Baby, all right, thanks Southern Center. Yeah, uh, I appreciate
Speaker 7: that you pissed your pants. It should be commended for that.
Speaker 7: Not everybody can get that drunk. I've done it all right,
Speaker 7: Uh I think I I think I've covered everything. Oh
Speaker 7: now there was one other thing. Oh my bad, I
Speaker 7: just fucking hit the goddamn mic. All right, I got
Speaker 7: a new thing here that I wanna if you guys
Speaker 7: want to leave voice messages about this. What actor played
Speaker 7: the best retard in a movie. I'm not gonna give
Speaker 7: any example. We all know. And when I say retarded,
Speaker 7: it could be anything from uh, you know, like Sean
Speaker 7: Penn to uh he was most retarded, So anything on
Speaker 7: down from that, really, and even if, even if, even
Speaker 7: if it was just a character that was stupid, that
Speaker 7: works too. We can all laugh about it, all right,
Speaker 7: So send me, leave me a voicemail about what actor
Speaker 7: played the best retard in the movie. All right now,
Speaker 7: I'm hoping I ain't forgetting nothing, but uh so, if
Speaker 7: you got any questions, comments, bitches, grapes, complaints, hit us
Speaker 7: up at conspiracy Soldiers at Yahoo dot com, hit me
Speaker 7: up at conspiracy Soldiers on Instagram, and fuck, I was
Speaker 7: gonna do a video today for TikTok, but I forgot
Speaker 7: because I was sitting out in the driveway thinking about
Speaker 7: recording and then dogs, dogs started barking. Pissed me right
Speaker 7: the fuck off, And uh so maybe next week, but
Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'm gonna make some shorts for TikTok, you know,
Speaker 7: so follow us on TikTok, on Conspiracy Soldiers. That'll be
Speaker 7: that'll probably be up next week. And then of course
Speaker 7: we're on YouTube, even though they suck cock, we got
Speaker 7: them little uh you know, them auto generated videos with
Speaker 7: just the picture that I put for the thumbnail or whatever.
Speaker 7: Fuck YouTube and uh oh voicemail, leave us a voicemail
Speaker 7: who played the best retard or just any other thought.
Speaker 7: You might have thirty one flute frog six. That's flu
Speaker 7: flu as in the wuhan flu. Thirty one flute frog six.
Speaker 7: All right, I think I covered everything. I'm gonna go
Speaker 7: sit outside and drink beer like I wanted to, like
Speaker 7: an hour and a half an hour ago. Again, I
Speaker 7: don't know how long this one's gonna be. I wasn't
Speaker 7: paying attention, so Southern Center, you can take another drink.
Speaker 7: Let's see if you can piss your pants again. All right,
Speaker 7: that's it. I thank you all for listening, thanks for
Speaker 7: the voicemails and all that shit. If you like the show,
Speaker 7: give us a good review, subscribe, like follow all that
Speaker 7: bullshit and tell your friends is the most important part,
Speaker 7: you know. Fuck social media and the internet and all
Speaker 7: that bullshit. But we're part of it now, so I
Speaker 7: mean you gotta include that, all right, So all right,
Speaker 7: we'll see you next week. Conspiracy Soldiers are going dark.