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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll let your.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco one on one one w JR R, but your

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<v Speaker 1>freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Breaking news, traffic news. Oh yeah, this is isn't that great?

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<v Speaker 2>Turnpike northbound shut down at I four.

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<v Speaker 3>Get that it's Turnpike where northbounds at I four shut

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<v Speaker 3>down at I four.

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<v Speaker 2>That is going to cost some issues this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, take alternate routes, obviously ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm hoping we get that info to you

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<v Speaker 2>before you find yourself stuck in that situation again. Turnpike

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<v Speaker 2>northbound shut down at I four. Let's uh, let's begin

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<v Speaker 2>with this one. In Iowa, a forty eight year old

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<v Speaker 2>man named David Carpenter was arrested for attempted murder after

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<v Speaker 2>he shot his father in the face. Oh my god. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>thankfully his dad is expected to make it. While at

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<v Speaker 2>the hospital, Dad told police that he and his son

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<v Speaker 2>were arguing about David's stinky feet before the shooting. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just get him some motor eaters. David did say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's was the root of what happened here. David said

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<v Speaker 2>he was in the living room with his father, who

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<v Speaker 2>was on a motorized scooter, and his father accused him

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<v Speaker 2>of having stinky feet. Look, it's bad enough you live

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<v Speaker 2>here with me, but your fate stang. That ignited a

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<v Speaker 2>much larger and heated argument, and at some point David

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<v Speaker 2>goes to another room, gets a gun, came back, pointed

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<v Speaker 2>it at his dad's face, but says he accidentally pulled

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<v Speaker 2>the trigger. And now he's also going to be charged

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<v Speaker 2>with child endangerment because there were two kids younger than

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen in the home at the time, probably also think

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<v Speaker 2>he has stinky feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they don't have much of a future, those two kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I does not indicate I'm assuming they're David's kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking I'm guessing Dave's forty eight. Yeah, they've got

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<v Speaker 3>to be. I mean, they don't have to be. I

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<v Speaker 3>wonder if they have stinky feet itary, if that's hereditary.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot I'm ten percent stinky feet because my feet.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not my feet that's stink. It's my flip flops

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<v Speaker 3>and my shoes. You can contact stink, which is probably

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<v Speaker 3>because of me. But no, like these ones. I told you,

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<v Speaker 3>I keep dryer lens in my shoes. Yeah, they smell

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<v Speaker 3>good right now, police, don't ask me to confirm that

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<v Speaker 3>you want one. No, I do not want to sniff

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<v Speaker 3>your shoe. He has his shoe off sniffing it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>from exercise, and and feet sweat when you exercise, as

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<v Speaker 3>do your bulls and other parts of you. But uh,

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<v Speaker 3>but I put the little dryer sheets in there to

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<v Speaker 3>good trick. And the odor eater. They have these little

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<v Speaker 3>these biking witch balls. They they're little odor balls oor balls,

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<v Speaker 3>and the uh yeah, they work pretty well. So I'll

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<v Speaker 3>switch out my pairs of shoes. All wear these ones

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of days than the others. But now I

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<v Speaker 3>know it's my flip flop stink and there ain't much

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<v Speaker 3>cure in that. If anybody knows a cure for stinky

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<v Speaker 3>flip flops besides buying new ones, because I did that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, because when you're wearing flip flops, your feet

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<v Speaker 3>are sweating because you're usually at the beach or on

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<v Speaker 3>the golf course or whatever. So you know what to

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<v Speaker 3>do with stinky flip flops. Let me know, I put

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<v Speaker 3>them in the pool. That worked pretty well one time.

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<v Speaker 2>What your stinky feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my feet don't stink my feet smell luxurious. It's

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<v Speaker 3>once i'd put on once I put on the Oh yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I should start up a you know, go

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<v Speaker 3>fundme for my feet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd make I'd make a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>A charity that works with homeless people in Wellington, New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 2>M Oh boy, this almost inadvertently took care of their

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<v Speaker 2>local homeless population. They unknowingly distributed candies filled with a

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<v Speaker 2>potentially lethal dose dose of methamphetamine in its food packets

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<v Speaker 2>to the homeless people. Oh, four hundred of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Was this planned and some of it's just kind of no.

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<v Speaker 2>So these individually wrapped candies, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Were gonna say they fed them a boar's head, were

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<v Speaker 3>donated nothing against we Love You.

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<v Speaker 2>Were donated by, you know, somebody donating food to the

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<v Speaker 2>food bank for the homeless. However, the candies were actually

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<v Speaker 2>disguised as meth three hundred times the level someone would

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<v Speaker 2>usually take. It could be lethal. The sweets had a

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<v Speaker 2>high street value of six hundred and eight dollars per

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<v Speaker 2>little candy. Any any of them die, Well, no, they're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to cut they're trying to contact the homeless people

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, which how do you do that? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>all of them have cell phones. Look ye, they're sitting

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<v Speaker 2>on there on the corner with the sign. I look

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<v Speaker 2>at them talking on a phone that's better than mine

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<v Speaker 2>and wearing a pair of shoes that are better than

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<v Speaker 2>my stinky ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Who Somebody said, but you're not bitter? No, okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I also I ain't giving them a dollar. Somebody said, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>loom or loom a deodorant is what people are saying

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<v Speaker 3>for your feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you all over deodorant thing that they're pushing. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a gimmick, dude. I think that's a new

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<v Speaker 2>marketing gimmick. No, oh yeah, this is the loom a

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<v Speaker 2>whole body women's. Yeah, that's stuff they're using on their

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<v Speaker 2>KOUCHI right anywhere you want. That's to get you to

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<v Speaker 2>buy more.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean they I've heard the advertisements on our station,

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<v Speaker 3>so I might have to use it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't call them out. No, it's a smart gimmick, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I say, to get you to buy more deodorant. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're using it all over yourself other than just your

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<v Speaker 2>arm pits, you're gonn they're gonna sell more products.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that was like in high school and you

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<v Speaker 3>put it under your arm pits and then in between

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<v Speaker 3>your your your.

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<v Speaker 2>Pecks or your chest muscles. Do you just not is

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<v Speaker 2>deodorant soap just out now? Is that not even considered

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<v Speaker 2>for for his deodorant soap? Soap?

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<v Speaker 1>Think?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh just fragrance? Yeah, yeah, just regular soap. No I

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<v Speaker 3>still use.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one? Is it? Like caress or.

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<v Speaker 3>One of them things caress? What I don't know is

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<v Speaker 3>something that starts with a C but didn't Bob World

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<v Speaker 3>order may be spreading to the youth of America. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>you just throw a curveball at me like Lake Mary

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<v Speaker 3>Little League with that uh, with the fragrant or whatever

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<v Speaker 3>the soap scented there you go. I thought they had

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<v Speaker 3>deodorantce oap And I'm like, man, I've been missing the

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<v Speaker 3>boat the whole time, all right, So beat w O.

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<v Speaker 2>In effect Wood, Minnesota, we go to Big Discount Liquors

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<v Speaker 2>in Maplewood where an armed robber was beaten back by

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<v Speaker 2>an eight year old girl with a baseball bat.

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<v Speaker 4>I tried to talk to him and say, you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>I got my daughter here? Can you just please put

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<v Speaker 4>the gone down more little way from her?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we have video of this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 4>I will give you everything, take everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to be led that happen. IM coming

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<v Speaker 4>to rescue. I'm so proud of her, so she's she's

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<v Speaker 4>so strong. That day I would say, I I just

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<v Speaker 4>want to cry when I see the media because I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, I don't expect she did that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's coach Schabar morele that was the one I was

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<v Speaker 3>pointing out to you. And it was the little girl

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<v Speaker 3>whooping hitting him in the back with the bat.

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<v Speaker 2>And then that's a big bat. Coach sha Bar is

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<v Speaker 2>the owner of a big discount liquors in maple Wood.

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<v Speaker 2>When that dude came in and tried to u, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>shake him down, his eight year old daughter jumped in

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<v Speaker 2>and helped with the beat down. Uh huh. And you

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<v Speaker 2>knows Bob World o. And the suspect was arrested. It

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<v Speaker 2>turns out the gun was a very realistic looking BB gun.

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<v Speaker 2>But hey, it doesn't matter under Bob World order terms.

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<v Speaker 3>But see, it wouldn't have gotten to getting the eight

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<v Speaker 3>year old involved with a bat. If you had the

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<v Speaker 3>armed guard at the front of the store, he would

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<v Speaker 3>have said BB gun, real gun look alike or not

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<v Speaker 3>your kneecaps are gone gone, yes, and you're in the

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<v Speaker 3>chair for the rest of your life. You're in the

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<v Speaker 3>wheelchair and rolling through you know where. Everybody who idolizes

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<v Speaker 3>you in the hood is gonna go. Uh oh, Bob

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<v Speaker 3>World order got them, that's what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw another big stack of requested stickers envelopes showed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Look right here there, they are getting ready to lick them,

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<v Speaker 2>stick them, stuff them and send them.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, if you want your BWO sticker, send us

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<v Speaker 3>a self address stamped envelope. If you don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>that is, don't worry about it. You can google that

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<v Speaker 3>as well as the address. Oh man, we're getting a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of info on these stinky feet. Yeah, we got

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<v Speaker 3>some people. Damn yes, loo May's the deodorant. Somebody else

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<v Speaker 3>wear athletic socks and shoes that allow your feet to breathe.

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<v Speaker 3>I think my shoes are too tight too. Spray them

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<v Speaker 3>with Odo ban Loom adiodorant. Somebody else said, loo Ma

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<v Speaker 3>sucks Mando for men. Okay, so oh, so loo May

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<v Speaker 3>has Mando for men. Oh my feet really don't stink

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<v Speaker 3>that poor hydrogen peroxide in your shoes in your foot

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<v Speaker 3>what huh? I'll check it out, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the suggestion that you get more sensible shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>That was That was a good one. Linsen Daco on demand.

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