Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 2: We'll let your.
Speaker 1: Taco one on one one w JR R, but your
Speaker 1: freaking idiots.
Speaker 3: Breaking news, traffic news. Oh yeah, this is isn't that great?
Speaker 2: Turnpike northbound shut down at I four.
Speaker 3: Get that it's Turnpike where northbounds at I four shut
Speaker 3: down at I four.
Speaker 2: That is going to cost some issues this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take alternate routes, obviously ahead of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm hoping we get that info to you
Speaker 2: before you find yourself stuck in that situation again. Turnpike
Speaker 2: northbound shut down at I four. Let's uh, let's begin
Speaker 2: with this one. In Iowa, a forty eight year old
Speaker 2: man named David Carpenter was arrested for attempted murder after
Speaker 2: he shot his father in the face. Oh my god. Now,
Speaker 2: thankfully his dad is expected to make it. While at
Speaker 2: the hospital, Dad told police that he and his son
Speaker 2: were arguing about David's stinky feet before the shooting. Okay,
Speaker 2: just get him some motor eaters. David did say, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's was the root of what happened here. David said
Speaker 2: he was in the living room with his father, who
Speaker 2: was on a motorized scooter, and his father accused him
Speaker 2: of having stinky feet. Look, it's bad enough you live
Speaker 2: here with me, but your fate stang. That ignited a
Speaker 2: much larger and heated argument, and at some point David
Speaker 2: goes to another room, gets a gun, came back, pointed
Speaker 2: it at his dad's face, but says he accidentally pulled
Speaker 2: the trigger. And now he's also going to be charged
Speaker 2: with child endangerment because there were two kids younger than
Speaker 2: fourteen in the home at the time, probably also think
Speaker 2: he has stinky feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't have much of a future, those two kids.
Speaker 2: I does not indicate I'm assuming they're David's kids.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking I'm guessing Dave's forty eight. Yeah, they've got
Speaker 3: to be. I mean, they don't have to be. I
Speaker 3: wonder if they have stinky feet itary, if that's hereditary.
Speaker 3: I cannot I'm ten percent stinky feet because my feet.
Speaker 3: It's not my feet that's stink. It's my flip flops
Speaker 3: and my shoes. You can contact stink, which is probably
Speaker 3: because of me. But no, like these ones. I told you,
Speaker 3: I keep dryer lens in my shoes. Yeah, they smell
Speaker 3: good right now, police, don't ask me to confirm that
Speaker 3: you want one. No, I do not want to sniff
Speaker 3: your shoe. He has his shoe off sniffing it. It's
Speaker 3: from exercise, and and feet sweat when you exercise, as
Speaker 3: do your bulls and other parts of you. But uh,
Speaker 3: but I put the little dryer sheets in there to
Speaker 3: good trick. And the odor eater. They have these little
Speaker 3: these biking witch balls. They they're little odor balls oor balls,
Speaker 3: and the uh yeah, they work pretty well. So I'll
Speaker 3: switch out my pairs of shoes. All wear these ones
Speaker 3: a couple of days than the others. But now I
Speaker 3: know it's my flip flop stink and there ain't much
Speaker 3: cure in that. If anybody knows a cure for stinky
Speaker 3: flip flops besides buying new ones, because I did that.
Speaker 3: You know, because when you're wearing flip flops, your feet
Speaker 3: are sweating because you're usually at the beach or on
Speaker 3: the golf course or whatever. So you know what to
Speaker 3: do with stinky flip flops. Let me know, I put
Speaker 3: them in the pool. That worked pretty well one time.
Speaker 2: What your stinky feet.
Speaker 3: Well, my feet don't stink my feet smell luxurious. It's
Speaker 3: once i'd put on once I put on the Oh yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I mean I should start up a you know, go
Speaker 3: fundme for my feet.
Speaker 2: I'd make I'd make a few.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: A charity that works with homeless people in Wellington, New Zealand.
Speaker 2: M Oh boy, this almost inadvertently took care of their
Speaker 2: local homeless population. They unknowingly distributed candies filled with a
Speaker 2: potentially lethal dose dose of methamphetamine in its food packets
Speaker 2: to the homeless people. Oh, four hundred of them.
Speaker 3: Was this planned and some of it's just kind of no.
Speaker 2: So these individually wrapped candies, we.
Speaker 3: Were gonna say they fed them a boar's head, were
Speaker 3: donated nothing against we Love You.
Speaker 2: Were donated by, you know, somebody donating food to the
Speaker 2: food bank for the homeless. However, the candies were actually
Speaker 2: disguised as meth three hundred times the level someone would
Speaker 2: usually take. It could be lethal. The sweets had a
Speaker 2: high street value of six hundred and eight dollars per
Speaker 2: little candy. Any any of them die, Well, no, they're
Speaker 2: trying to cut they're trying to contact the homeless people
Speaker 2: at this point, which how do you do that? Well,
Speaker 2: all of them have cell phones. Look ye, they're sitting
Speaker 2: on there on the corner with the sign. I look
Speaker 2: at them talking on a phone that's better than mine
Speaker 2: and wearing a pair of shoes that are better than
Speaker 2: my stinky ones.
Speaker 3: Who Somebody said, but you're not bitter? No, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: I also I ain't giving them a dollar. Somebody said, uh,
Speaker 3: loom or loom a deodorant is what people are saying
Speaker 3: for your feet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you all over deodorant thing that they're pushing. Now,
Speaker 2: Oh that's a gimmick, dude. I think that's a new
Speaker 2: marketing gimmick. No, oh yeah, this is the loom a
Speaker 2: whole body women's. Yeah, that's stuff they're using on their
Speaker 2: KOUCHI right anywhere you want. That's to get you to
Speaker 2: buy more.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean they I've heard the advertisements on our station,
Speaker 3: so I might have to use it.
Speaker 2: Don't call them out. No, it's a smart gimmick, dude,
Speaker 2: I say, to get you to buy more deodorant. If
Speaker 2: you're using it all over yourself other than just your
Speaker 2: arm pits, you're gonn they're gonna sell more products.
Speaker 3: I mean that was like in high school and you
Speaker 3: put it under your arm pits and then in between
Speaker 3: your your your.
Speaker 2: Pecks or your chest muscles. Do you just not is
Speaker 2: deodorant soap just out now? Is that not even considered
Speaker 2: for for his deodorant soap? Soap?
Speaker 1: Think?
Speaker 3: Oh just fragrance? Yeah, yeah, just regular soap. No I
Speaker 3: still use.
Speaker 2: Which one? Is it? Like caress or.
Speaker 3: One of them things caress? What I don't know is
Speaker 3: something that starts with a C but didn't Bob World
Speaker 3: order may be spreading to the youth of America. Sorry,
Speaker 3: you just throw a curveball at me like Lake Mary
Speaker 3: Little League with that uh, with the fragrant or whatever
Speaker 3: the soap scented there you go. I thought they had
Speaker 3: deodorantce oap And I'm like, man, I've been missing the
Speaker 3: boat the whole time, all right, So beat w O.
Speaker 2: In effect Wood, Minnesota, we go to Big Discount Liquors
Speaker 2: in Maplewood where an armed robber was beaten back by
Speaker 2: an eight year old girl with a baseball bat.
Speaker 4: I tried to talk to him and say, you know what,
Speaker 4: I got my daughter here? Can you just please put
Speaker 4: the gone down more little way from her?
Speaker 2: Yes, we have video of this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 4: I will give you everything, take everything.
Speaker 2: I'm not bad.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be led that happen. IM coming
Speaker 4: to rescue. I'm so proud of her, so she's she's
Speaker 4: so strong. That day I would say, I I just
Speaker 4: want to cry when I see the media because I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't expect she did that.
Speaker 3: That's coach Schabar morele that was the one I was
Speaker 3: pointing out to you. And it was the little girl
Speaker 3: whooping hitting him in the back with the bat.
Speaker 2: And then that's a big bat. Coach sha Bar is
Speaker 2: the owner of a big discount liquors in maple Wood.
Speaker 2: When that dude came in and tried to u, you know,
Speaker 2: shake him down, his eight year old daughter jumped in
Speaker 2: and helped with the beat down. Uh huh. And you
Speaker 2: knows Bob World o. And the suspect was arrested. It
Speaker 2: turns out the gun was a very realistic looking BB gun.
Speaker 2: But hey, it doesn't matter under Bob World order terms.
Speaker 3: But see, it wouldn't have gotten to getting the eight
Speaker 3: year old involved with a bat. If you had the
Speaker 3: armed guard at the front of the store, he would
Speaker 3: have said BB gun, real gun look alike or not
Speaker 3: your kneecaps are gone gone, yes, and you're in the
Speaker 3: chair for the rest of your life. You're in the
Speaker 3: wheelchair and rolling through you know where. Everybody who idolizes
Speaker 3: you in the hood is gonna go. Uh oh, Bob
Speaker 3: World order got them, that's what's wrong.
Speaker 2: Saw another big stack of requested stickers envelopes showed up.
Speaker 2: Look right here there, they are getting ready to lick them,
Speaker 2: stick them, stuff them and send them.
Speaker 3: I said, if you want your BWO sticker, send us
Speaker 3: a self address stamped envelope. If you don't know what
Speaker 3: that is, don't worry about it. You can google that
Speaker 3: as well as the address. Oh man, we're getting a
Speaker 3: lot of info on these stinky feet. Yeah, we got
Speaker 3: some people. Damn yes, loo May's the deodorant. Somebody else
Speaker 3: wear athletic socks and shoes that allow your feet to breathe.
Speaker 3: I think my shoes are too tight too. Spray them
Speaker 3: with Odo ban Loom adiodorant. Somebody else said, loo Ma
Speaker 3: sucks Mando for men. Okay, so oh, so loo May
Speaker 3: has Mando for men. Oh my feet really don't stink
Speaker 3: that poor hydrogen peroxide in your shoes in your foot
Speaker 3: what huh? I'll check it out, all right.
Speaker 2: I like the suggestion that you get more sensible shoes.
Speaker 2: That was That was a good one. Linsen Daco on demand.
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