WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.639 --> 00:00:08.679 Woos not beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite 2 00:00:08.679 --> 00:00:11.679 baby Mama, Stormy Pea. And this is another episode of 3 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:15.919 Chocolate Chip and Soup the modern day female perspective. Damn 4 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:18.960 Son back at it again, Boom, back at it again, 5 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:24.039 And today we have a guest on the episode. Now, 6 00:00:24.039 --> 00:00:26.199 this person is very near and dear to my heart. 7 00:00:26.559 --> 00:00:29.839 I've known her since the sixth grade and we've never 8 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.479 actually even had to lay hands on one another. 9 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:34.560 I think that's a bruh. 10 00:00:34.640 --> 00:00:36.600 I'm not gonna lie. I feel like we might be 11 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:38.439 in a Guinness Book of World Records just for that 12 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:43.840 ship right there. No, we gotta call an seven. Seven 13 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:45.799 has blocked themselves in the room, y'all, So give me 14 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:51.479 a second hold on second. Seven, get your panting ass, 15 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:59.399 seven said, actually and seven chocolate chip and sip and seven. Okay, 16 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:03.039 But yeah, you know, we've known each other since the 17 00:01:03.119 --> 00:01:06.599 sixth grade. We've seen each other develop into these different 18 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:08.079 versions of these women. 19 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:16.280 Girl, where you gotta start continue? Why would you say. 20 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:20.280 That I didn't go from boy to girl. I went 21 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:26.359 from a handsome young man to a handsome young woman. 22 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:29.000 Hey, hey, but not. 23 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:33.480 Physically, not physically, not physically Okay, hold on, let me 24 00:01:33.519 --> 00:01:38.640 tell you something. Let me let me, let me say 25 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:42.879 I've always been an ally. Let me say something, not 26 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:46.200 like peripheral. I'm just meaning like I used to carry 27 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:48.439 a backpack, is what she's saying. I used to carry 28 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:53.680 a book bag, a full of VD big Dicks, That's 29 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:57.840 what was in the book bag. But I've grown. No, 30 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:00.359 she left, she says, she's not fucking with us. Yeah, 31 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:02.480 she she she left a long time ago. She not 32 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:05.879 playing with us. But yeah, so you know, I've grown 33 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:08.759 to where I no longer needed the book back outgrew 34 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:12.719 my book back. Yeah, And I feel like we don't 35 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:14.039 ever talk about that enough. 36 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:16.120 And I think, no, no, no, we should. 37 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:19.560 We should because there was a time and there was 38 00:02:19.599 --> 00:02:21.919 a day where you. 39 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:24.840 Were you know, but look at us. 40 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:27.199 Growth, Okay, growth. 41 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:30.479 So I just wanted to jump into something that Alfiz 42 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:33.240 has said before we got started, and he said, how 43 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:36.960 do you feel about Shot? You're gonna be a part 44 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:40.120 of the pot today. Do you have a mic? You 45 00:02:40.120 --> 00:02:41.280 didn't even set your mic out? 46 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:42.400 Wow? 47 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:45.919 Okay, so we don't talk to Shot all day? Yeah, 48 00:02:45.919 --> 00:02:47.400 he's a ghost. He doesn't have a mic today, So 49 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:50.400 do not entertain a Shot? No, No, he doesn't exist. 50 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:54.919 He doesn't exist. So Alfiz said, how do you feel 51 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:57.960 about suspicious fingerprints on your headboard? Let me tell you 52 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:00.000 what happened. But let me tell you what happened. Right. 53 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:05.759 So I'm on Live right, and I'm talking to the people. 54 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:09.159 We're having a really good conversation, and then one of 55 00:03:09.199 --> 00:03:12.599 them says, what are those fingerprints on your headboard? I 56 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:17.639 thought you weren't having sex, right, And then I look 57 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:23.360 up behind me and I see fingerprints on my headboard, right, 58 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:32.960 And honest, first, okay, fucking liba, No, even worse, It 59 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:41.800 was Miracle exactly. Tell them, tell them, tell them, tell 60 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:47.199 them see her, tell them because they don't believe me. Yo, 61 00:03:49.759 --> 00:03:56.039 it's not funny, okay, so bruh. So she was there, like. 62 00:03:57.680 --> 00:03:59.280 Okay, so Miracle. 63 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:03.080 I call her Surprise because shout out to the third member. 64 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:07.919 So it's three of us actually, but look here. 65 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:15.560 Oh sorry, it's three of us, but one of us 66 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:16.959 decided to have a surprise. 67 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:20.759 Baby. We ain't gonna name no names, but you know 68 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:21.319 who you are. 69 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:26.920 But you know who you are, and it's her. 70 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:32.160 That's I call her Surprise. But her name is Miracle. 71 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:35.519 Her name is not Miracle. I call a miracle. 72 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:37.720 Her name is. Her name starts for to see it's 73 00:04:37.759 --> 00:04:38.319 not miracle. 74 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:39.800 I'm gonna call a miracle. 75 00:04:39.879 --> 00:04:40.319 Oh my god. 76 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:42.519 No, no, no, that's why I said. It starts with 77 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:45.160 the see long story short. I had the baby over 78 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.160 my house, and you know that thing that babies do 79 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:49.519 where they like hold onto your head board and bounce 80 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:52.079 on your head. But they asked that's what she was 81 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:55.279 doing to me. So when I looked up, I laughed 82 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:57.000 because I was like, oh my god, that was from 83 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:59.360 when the baby fingerprints. 84 00:04:59.680 --> 00:05:02.639 Yes, the weird part, yes, but. 85 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:04.639 I can't say she because I got low ass hands too, 86 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:08.079 so I could see why people would think it was 87 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:13.519 my fingers. I know, these little hands, I'll really be 88 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:16.800 doing my thing. I wanted to get into a few 89 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:21.600 topics today, and this first one it really happened today. 90 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:27.360 We were at a beer garden and it was a 91 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:32.439 family outside and the dad was so friendly, and it 92 00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:35.160 was like a baby girl and she was friendly too. 93 00:05:37.360 --> 00:05:42.000 Maya yes, And so the baby was like dancing. And 94 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:47.920 just to start this story, the family was Caucasian, Okay, 95 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:51.720 so the baby was dancing right, and then the dad 96 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:54.319 was like, ha ha, yeah, she knows how to twork 97 00:05:54.920 --> 00:06:04.759 and me and see every went, and this year was like, 98 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:07.040 you know, white people say the darnest thing. 99 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:10.240 No, honestly, guys, like think about it, think about it. 100 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:15.959 Think about any time you interact with a white person. 101 00:06:16.199 --> 00:06:19.199 They're cool, like they not like there, he was so nice, 102 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:22.439 so nice. They're not an issue. 103 00:06:22.879 --> 00:06:25.439 But I don't know what it is about like that 104 00:06:25.720 --> 00:06:28.160 first negro Jitters. 105 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:33.639 That really get that makes him say the craziest thing. 106 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:35.800 And it's like that, why would you say that? 107 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:40.240 Like, sir, you tell us of all the things you 108 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:42.920 thought to say, is like her favorite thing to do 109 00:06:43.079 --> 00:06:43.800 is t work? 110 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:48.319 Why would you tell us that? You don't find that suspicious? 111 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:52.439 You don't find that suspicious. We must stay focused, brother, 112 00:06:52.639 --> 00:06:56.800 We must stay focused, brother, because it's just. 113 00:06:56.759 --> 00:06:59.759 Like, why would you tell me that she's talking? Why 114 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:03.759 and she doing Parai? Corey town says first negro Jitters 115 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:04.439 is crazy. 116 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:08.759 Cory Towns, that's my favorite teacher number. 117 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:11.560 Corey Towns is fire for sure, for sure, for sure. 118 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:14.800 But yeah, man, I'm not gonna lie. First of all, 119 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:17.240 you know what made me awkward about that situation. I 120 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:22.199 hate encountering parents or spouses where one is extremely outgoing 121 00:07:22.319 --> 00:07:26.279 any other it's not because in my mind, in my mind, 122 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:30.360 the other one beats you, and I'm not. 123 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:31.360 I'm not adding. 124 00:07:32.000 --> 00:07:36.519 I don't. I'm not about to be, no kindle, I 125 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:40.680 don't because I saw how you was giggling with those 126 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:44.519 brown beauties at the fucking beer garden. My nigga, I 127 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:48.279 saw you, now, what what you mean? It was over there? 128 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:53.519 Ah yeah, she likes he held nigga was so funny, like, 129 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:56.920 I don't want to be accessory. I feel like either 130 00:07:57.000 --> 00:08:00.199 A the other one beats you or B. As soon 131 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:02.120 as y'all exit the vinue, they're going to start an 132 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:04.279 argument like, oh, you was all up in them to 133 00:08:04.519 --> 00:08:05.800 brown girls' space. 134 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:07.399 But you can't speak to me when I asked you 135 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:08.600 was how was your day? 136 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:10.839 But when I take you to the pot, look, you don't. 137 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:12.879 Never got nothing to say to Susan, who'll be trying 138 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:15.160 to talk to you with her husband, but you over 139 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:19.680 there with them doing that with you. I'm not listen. 140 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:22.000 I just came here for a good time, a long time. 141 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.560 I don't got nothing to do with y'all. Period, And 142 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:28.920 that's on period. I uh you know what, let's not 143 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:32.159 Maybe they are a night that's probably just though I 144 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:34.840 would hope that they're a nice place. So so we 145 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:36.759 were talking about how we were friends since high school, right, 146 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:40.200 well since its grade right. So I had put up 147 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:42.679 a post a few weeks ago and it was like, yo, like, 148 00:08:42.759 --> 00:08:45.559 you know, some of us weren't cute in high school, 149 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:47.639 so we had to develop a personality, yes or no? 150 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:48.519 Right now? 151 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:52.720 This was this was this was the response that people 152 00:08:52.799 --> 00:08:54.480 that I went to school was giving me. 153 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:54.720 Right. 154 00:08:55.200 --> 00:08:57.240 So, you know, recently I had linked up with someone 155 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:58.440 I went to high school with. 156 00:08:58.799 --> 00:08:59.360 Did you. 157 00:09:03.279 --> 00:09:03.639 Okay? 158 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:08.440 So we were talking about it and I was like, yeah, 159 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:11.799 you know, I don't know. I just I wasn't attractive 160 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:15.000 in high school. And he was like, no, you was cute. 161 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:16.519 You were cute. 162 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:18.919 You just was in your own little world. 163 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:23.639 And I'm not gonna hold you. 164 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:26.840 I would have rather him said, yeah, bitch, you was 165 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:30.840 hit you telling me I'm cute, but I was in 166 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:35.360 my own little world. It's just as bad as you say, Yeah, nah, 167 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:36.080 that ain't it. 168 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:40.799 Am I tripping If they said. 169 00:09:40.519 --> 00:09:41.360 That about you? 170 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:47.360 I can only imagine, bro, Like that's wild to say, like, 171 00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:51.559 can you are cute? But in a strange ass way? 172 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:55.840 You know, like you know, what do you what are 173 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:57.200 you trying to say to me? 174 00:09:57.320 --> 00:09:58.039 And that's what I said. 175 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:01.559 I said, you know, I don't really understanding what you're saying. 176 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:05.200 He's like, Mom, like, you know, you had your own thing, 177 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:09.080 You had your own thing, going your own thing is crazy? 178 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:12.399 What exactly does my own thing mean? If we're being 179 00:10:12.559 --> 00:10:16.120 in particular? Like what what does that for? 180 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:16.519 Take? 181 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:20.000 Like? What is were you saying? So what was he saying? 182 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:23.600 You know, in my mind, I felt like Kevin Hart, 183 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:24.919 I don't know what you're saying. 184 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:25.559 So I'm a ticket. 185 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:27.679 It's disrespect. 186 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:30.799 Like I was trying to find a positive way to view. 187 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:33.399 This, but I just don't seem So. 188 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:36.840 Did you swing on or how did that go? 189 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:42.279 Honestly, No, because I was weird in high school, I don't. 190 00:10:42.440 --> 00:10:46.480 Okay, well it was it's me talking, So I don't 191 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:47.279 think you were weird. 192 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:50.200 But I wasn't weird to you because you had known 193 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:52.960 me since sixth grade, so the weird had worn off 194 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:55.960 to you. But I had found a picture of me 195 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:58.320 and I sent it to you an e lunchroom with 196 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:02.440 my hair half of it in Bantu nuts. That was weird. 197 00:11:02.480 --> 00:11:04.320 That wasn't even a dress update, that was just me 198 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:05.440 on some regular ship. 199 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:08.279 That wasn't like a spirit. 200 00:11:08.399 --> 00:11:16.399 No, no, because because I feel like I heard a 201 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:23.720 nigga laugh and it's like you wasn't even Ju Johnson six? 202 00:11:23.759 --> 00:11:26.639 What's so funny? Because first of all, you in two 203 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:29.279 sixty six two, So what the fuck is so funny? 204 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:31.919 Ju Johnson? Do you remember Julius Johnson? 205 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:43.679 Oh damn, my bad dog, my bad dog? What was up? 206 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:47.799 Father Drew Man? That thought looks like he saved my life. 207 00:11:49.159 --> 00:11:51.000 It's like one of those turkey legs that you get 208 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:51.960 from Disney World. 209 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:55.480 And you know what your favorite holiday. Just just please relax, 210 00:11:55.679 --> 00:11:59.080 please relax. Half been two nuts is crazy. It's even 211 00:11:59.080 --> 00:12:01.080 crazier when I show this picture. I'm gonna make this 212 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:02.559 a clip so I can show you out a picture 213 00:12:02.600 --> 00:12:04.879 and y'all can be like, yeah, nah, that ain't it. 214 00:12:05.240 --> 00:12:07.360 That ain't it. I didn't mean to put this whole 215 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:12.559 government out there. He just shut up, Ebony. So we 216 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:18.519 also were talking about you said that you remind people 217 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:19.519 how old you are. 218 00:12:21.039 --> 00:12:25.639 By accident. I think it's just something. It's just a 219 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:29.360 realization for me is just like I feel very young. 220 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:32.279 Don't get me wrong. My knees still work. 221 00:12:33.879 --> 00:12:36.080 I can scrub the ground I can do all these 222 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:39.919 things to Christ who has strengthen me, and I just 223 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:44.840 you know, sometimes i'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm so 224 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:49.120 and so, like y'all think that I'm old. And I 225 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:51.679 told you about the conversation that I had with that 226 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:55.120 gen Z who was so shocked that I was so cool, 227 00:12:55.159 --> 00:12:58.879 and I was just like, I don't care, and she 228 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:00.879 was like, wow, you're really that old. 229 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:05.519 I was like, Okay, yeah. 230 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:07.399 That's the old for me, because the old not really sitting. 231 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:09.879 Yeah, Like I was like, I guess, you know, like 232 00:13:10.200 --> 00:13:12.360 it's I get what you mean, but it's just like 233 00:13:12.639 --> 00:13:16.279 because she's like twenty, so it's it is. 234 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:20.440 A whole fourteen your age gap. So I get it. 235 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:23.639 I do, But it's just like the stuff that you 236 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:24.840 get to like. 237 00:13:25.200 --> 00:13:28.679 Do now is because when I was in high school, 238 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:31.519 when I was in college, we were doing it for 239 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:35.639 the first time, scared out of our minds and hoping 240 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:39.360 this will work and not giving the fuck because. 241 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:41.519 It is what it is. 242 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:44.440 And then y'all, you know, y'all, can. 243 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:49.440 I feel like for me personally as a woman in 244 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:55.759 her thirties, I'll sayties, damn. I feel like for me 245 00:13:55.840 --> 00:13:59.559 as a woman in her thirties age is kind of 246 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:03.000 a missed cool concept for me because the things that 247 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:06.720 I'm open to doing, the things that I'm capable of doing, 248 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:10.120 the things that I actually fucking do. I've never been 249 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:13.200 in the mindset of like, oh, my biological time clocket 250 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.399 is ticking, or oh, like you know, I'm up against 251 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:17.840 a wall, or oh, I'm only limited to X, Y 252 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:20.639 and Z, Like maybe that's why I'm y'all, I'm living 253 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:23.120 my best fucking life because y'all can make the twenties 254 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:26.919 seem as popping as y'all want to, But in all actuality, 255 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:31.519 we was broken our twenties, especially women, We were broke 256 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:34.360 in our twenties. So for me to act like now 257 00:14:34.519 --> 00:14:38.679 me and my thirties established financially stable is a bad thing. 258 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:40.639 Baby. No, I'm not receiving that. 259 00:14:40.919 --> 00:14:44.440 You can take all of that fucking back, Like bruh, 260 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:47.679 you can have all of that fucking back, Like I'm 261 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:50.559 I met at my thirties, ievely my. 262 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:52.159 Best fucking life. 263 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:58.120 Like I am more financially stable, I am emotionally intelligent, 264 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:02.840 I am still fertile as fuck. I am now more 265 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:06.399 prepared to be a girlfriend, a wife, someone who is 266 00:15:06.519 --> 00:15:08.919 eligible to be a good fucking partner. Do you know 267 00:15:08.919 --> 00:15:12.799 what I was on one of my twenties, Yes, breakdancing. 268 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:17.759 Like y'all breakdancing, And I know. 269 00:15:17.759 --> 00:15:21.080 Y'all wasn't expecting that. Y'all thought I was gonna say y'all, 270 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:25.120 y'all thought I was gonna say thatting right dancing like 271 00:15:25.559 --> 00:15:27.879 y'all thought I was gonna say thatting No, baby, I 272 00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:30.759 was danced three sixty in my fucking ass off. Okay, 273 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:35.720 I was like I was in New York. So baby baby, y'all, 274 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:41.200 Baby Lucky Lefty said what, Yes, it's like. 275 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:42.919 Y'all wasn't ready for that. 276 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:46.080 Y'all didn't think I was gonna say that shit. Hassan 277 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:49.879 Chuck said, breakdancing is hilarious. This is Le said, she's 278 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:52.840 still breakdancing. Okay, I'm not gonna hold y'all. Found some 279 00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:55.480 YouTube videos the other day and I was like, damn, 280 00:15:56.159 --> 00:15:59.399 I think I still got it. I think I can. 281 00:15:59.799 --> 00:16:04.200 I did the worm the other day. Can you do 282 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:06.919 the worm right now? Can you do the worm right now? 283 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:10.519 I just did. I posted it the other day exactly. 284 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:18.279 I still got that shit. Prince Tiny fifty says, bust 285 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:21.279 the move, baby, you ain't ever said nothing that ain't 286 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:24.120 nothing that's easy, that's like where and. 287 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:26.679 Lakie left. 288 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:29.480 He said, bruh hassan. Chuck said, we need a story 289 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.720 with you dancing? What this is? Lee said that worm 290 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:37.360 video was crazy, exactly exactly. I still got it. I 291 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:40.240 wanted to get into Let's do some R and B 292 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:43.679 hot takes. Oh god, and I'm gonna spew these out, 293 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:46.440 you know. And this is how I feel. And I 294 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:47.919 feel like if we spue them out, we won't have 295 00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:51.840 time to think about them. Number one, Mary J is 296 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:58.960 the problem, blash and is You've been singing about niggas 297 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:12.759 ain't shit for thirty Your baby, you're the problem. Mhm no, no, no, 298 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:15.440 ain't On next topic, we stop and write the buck 299 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:18.240 here because this is something that needs to be said. 300 00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:23.000 Their generation, they don't take accountability for their actions. 301 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:26.599 I said what I said, mm hm, hold accountable? 302 00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:28.079 Uh. 303 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:32.960 Next, next, let's get married. It's not a good love song. 304 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:35.000 Ain't no nigga Finna look me in my face and said, 305 00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:36.960 we ain't getting no younger. We might as well do it. 306 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:42.119 You might as well, sup my dick yo yo, Please. 307 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:44.359 I swear, I swear to God if you want. 308 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:48.039 To see if you want to see all the direct 309 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:52.319 the decorations on the ground, play. 310 00:17:52.079 --> 00:17:53.519 That play that. 311 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:58.519 Play it, I swear because it's giving. Oh well, but 312 00:17:58.759 --> 00:18:00.440 I ain't got nothing else to do. You ain't got 313 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:02.880 that shall get married? 314 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:10.720 Mind well that now now, don't get me wrong. Don't 315 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:11.200 get me wrong. 316 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:14.599 There are some very sentimental lines in that song. But 317 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:16.799 you look at me in my face and saying we 318 00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:18.079 ain't getting no younger, we might as. 319 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:18.400 Well do it. 320 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:22.200 That gonna sit that that that bothered me, That bothered. 321 00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:26.359 That positive stuff like no for hero because you ever 322 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:30.039 like get something and this sit will but like some stuff, 323 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:32.680 it don't sit well. 324 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:41.039 That next, that's it. Cisco lisp is divine. Cisco has 325 00:18:41.079 --> 00:18:44.279 the best lisp of all time. So much show. A 326 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:45.920 lot of y'all didn't even know he had a list. 327 00:18:46.519 --> 00:18:48.599 When you think a list, you think of prom promit. 328 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:53.160 You don't think Cisco. Cisco has a fucking prominent lisp. 329 00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:59.359 I ain't, honestly honest, uh huh. I thought that Cisco 330 00:18:59.480 --> 00:18:59.839 was fine. 331 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:00.640 Everyone else? 332 00:19:01.559 --> 00:19:04.839 What the fuck? How do we get there? 333 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:12.599 Because but how how as as a targarian, Cisco first 334 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:16.240 of his name, Cisco House of Valarian first of his name, 335 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:18.880 let's be let's yes. 336 00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:22.000 Hey, come ons this house. 337 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:25.880 M h. We we've been the need to queen rain 338 00:19:25.960 --> 00:19:26.720 Era m hm. 339 00:19:27.720 --> 00:19:28.400 The true air. 340 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:33.200 Honestly, I guess are we getting into that? I can't 341 00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:36.559 say the true air because I feel like Cisco Houseivalarian 342 00:19:36.599 --> 00:19:38.440 first of his name, might be the true air. If 343 00:19:38.480 --> 00:19:41.640 that nigga would get a fucking dragon on his last episode, 344 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:43.400 then maybe we could see shake. 345 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:45.720 All he been talking about is unleashing the dragon. 346 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:48.400 He's still trying to unleash that ship. 347 00:19:48.519 --> 00:19:49.799 Well, I need a nail, nigga. 348 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:50.680 We got a war. 349 00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:53.119 First of all, Cisco been doing one hand cart world 350 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:55.759 since nineteen ninety seven, trying to unleash this dragon. He's 351 00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:56.559 doing the best study. 352 00:19:56.559 --> 00:19:58.079 He can't needs to learn har. 353 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:03.440 Shout the fuck up. 354 00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:08.920 Shot. Let me doing somebody Varian or some fucking handstands, 355 00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:13.960 because maybe we need all hands on that. If you 356 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:17.000 can hear me, Hi, honey, unleash the dragon. 357 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:20.200 I need you to unleash that dragon. I actually need 358 00:20:20.200 --> 00:20:22.200 you to claim one and you can. 359 00:20:23.519 --> 00:20:26.200 Learn high Hilarian. It's actually on dual lingo. Did you 360 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:30.559 that it is? It's on my dual lingo with German 361 00:20:30.839 --> 00:20:35.720 and Portuguese high learned, high valarian. You can claim your 362 00:20:35.799 --> 00:20:39.400 dragon in this last episode, we can actually make something 363 00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:40.960 shake for season three. 364 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:42.279 Think about it. 365 00:20:42.799 --> 00:20:45.119 My last R and B hot take is simply this, 366 00:20:46.119 --> 00:20:47.640 and I know a lot of y'all not gonna agree 367 00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:50.119 with it, but I'm gonna be rochall y'all don't give 368 00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:51.920 Jay Holliday enough respect for me? 369 00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:53.720 Can I stop? Ready? 370 00:20:53.799 --> 00:20:54.079 Sure? 371 00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:54.880 Sure? 372 00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:58.319 Where should I look when I say this? 373 00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:07.960 Because here here, Lincoln University between the years of two 374 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:13.519 thousand and seven and twenty eleven fully understand and appreciate J. 375 00:21:13.720 --> 00:21:14.240 Holiday. 376 00:21:14.920 --> 00:21:18.279 I don't need to really get into the details, but 377 00:21:19.359 --> 00:21:25.480 we have attended enough parties to know how serious and 378 00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:27.000 how influential J. 379 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:32.119 Holiday is on the time, the moment. 380 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:35.519 Everything I ain't gonna hold y'all got some of my 381 00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:37.759 best bumma grinds out to fucking J Holliday. 382 00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:40.480 I can't tell you what I did. 383 00:21:40.839 --> 00:21:42.640 Let me tell you something. I gave some of my 384 00:21:42.759 --> 00:21:43.880 best walleys to J. 385 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:44.519 Holiday. 386 00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:48.119 This nigga is a national treasure. Y'all need to start 387 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:51.599 putting some respect on his name. I'm gonna push you 388 00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:56.599 to bet bet the same way you all treat the 389 00:21:56.680 --> 00:21:58.240 Declaration of independence. 390 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:01.920 The same should be given to the jail. 391 00:22:01.839 --> 00:22:05.559 Baby girls killing me while you're trying to act like 392 00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:07.480 you dumb y'all. 393 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:10.400 Must but make sure he gets his justice. 394 00:22:13.160 --> 00:22:16.240 All that aside, I wanted to get into another topic 395 00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:18.400 of real fast if we had some time. 396 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:20.920 Uh So, the Internet was. 397 00:22:23.079 --> 00:22:27.319 In quite a blaze over my last list, and I 398 00:22:27.400 --> 00:22:31.799 respect that because looking back, I realized I did leave 399 00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:38.160 a few items off of this list. So right now 400 00:22:38.160 --> 00:22:43.119 we're going to get into dot tattoos for men Part two. Okay, 401 00:22:45.160 --> 00:22:48.599