Speaker 1: Woos not beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite
Speaker 1: baby Mama, Stormy Pea. And this is another episode of
Speaker 1: Chocolate Chip and Soup the modern day female perspective. Damn
Speaker 1: Son back at it again, Boom, back at it again,
Speaker 1: And today we have a guest on the episode. Now,
Speaker 1: this person is very near and dear to my heart.
Speaker 1: I've known her since the sixth grade and we've never
Speaker 1: actually even had to lay hands on one another.
Speaker 2: I think that's a bruh.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I feel like we might be
Speaker 1: in a Guinness Book of World Records just for that
Speaker 1: ship right there. No, we gotta call an seven. Seven
Speaker 1: has blocked themselves in the room, y'all, So give me
Speaker 1: a second hold on second. Seven, get your panting ass,
Speaker 1: seven said, actually and seven chocolate chip and sip and seven. Okay,
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, we've known each other since the
Speaker 1: sixth grade. We've seen each other develop into these different
Speaker 1: versions of these women.
Speaker 2: Girl, where you gotta start continue? Why would you say.
Speaker 1: That I didn't go from boy to girl. I went
Speaker 1: from a handsome young man to a handsome young woman.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, but not.
Speaker 1: Physically, not physically, not physically Okay, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. Let me let me, let me say
Speaker 1: I've always been an ally. Let me say something, not
Speaker 1: like peripheral. I'm just meaning like I used to carry
Speaker 1: a backpack, is what she's saying. I used to carry
Speaker 1: a book bag, a full of VD big Dicks, That's
Speaker 1: what was in the book bag. But I've grown. No,
Speaker 1: she left, she says, she's not fucking with us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she she she left a long time ago. She not
Speaker 1: playing with us. But yeah, so you know, I've grown
Speaker 1: to where I no longer needed the book back outgrew
Speaker 1: my book back. Yeah, And I feel like we don't
Speaker 1: ever talk about that enough.
Speaker 2: And I think, no, no, no, we should.
Speaker 3: We should because there was a time and there was
Speaker 3: a day where you.
Speaker 1: Were you know, but look at us.
Speaker 2: Growth, Okay, growth.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to jump into something that Alfiz
Speaker 1: has said before we got started, and he said, how
Speaker 1: do you feel about Shot? You're gonna be a part
Speaker 1: of the pot today. Do you have a mic? You
Speaker 1: didn't even set your mic out?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, so we don't talk to Shot all day? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a ghost. He doesn't have a mic today, So
Speaker 1: do not entertain a Shot? No, No, he doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: He doesn't exist. So Alfiz said, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about suspicious fingerprints on your headboard? Let me tell you
Speaker 1: what happened. But let me tell you what happened. Right.
Speaker 1: So I'm on Live right, and I'm talking to the people.
Speaker 1: We're having a really good conversation, and then one of
Speaker 1: them says, what are those fingerprints on your headboard? I
Speaker 1: thought you weren't having sex, right, And then I look
Speaker 1: up behind me and I see fingerprints on my headboard, right,
Speaker 1: And honest, first, okay, fucking liba, No, even worse, It
Speaker 1: was Miracle exactly. Tell them, tell them, tell them, tell
Speaker 1: them see her, tell them because they don't believe me. Yo,
Speaker 1: it's not funny, okay, so bruh. So she was there, like.
Speaker 5: Okay, so Miracle.
Speaker 1: I call her Surprise because shout out to the third member.
Speaker 2: So it's three of us actually, but look here.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it's three of us, but one of us
Speaker 1: decided to have a surprise.
Speaker 2: Baby. We ain't gonna name no names, but you know
Speaker 2: who you are.
Speaker 1: But you know who you are, and it's her.
Speaker 2: That's I call her Surprise. But her name is Miracle.
Speaker 2: Her name is not Miracle. I call a miracle.
Speaker 1: Her name is. Her name starts for to see it's
Speaker 1: not miracle.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call a miracle.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's why I said. It starts with
Speaker 1: the see long story short. I had the baby over
Speaker 1: my house, and you know that thing that babies do
Speaker 1: where they like hold onto your head board and bounce
Speaker 1: on your head. But they asked that's what she was
Speaker 1: doing to me. So when I looked up, I laughed
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh my god, that was from
Speaker 1: when the baby fingerprints.
Speaker 2: Yes, the weird part, yes, but.
Speaker 1: I can't say she because I got low ass hands too,
Speaker 1: so I could see why people would think it was
Speaker 1: my fingers. I know, these little hands, I'll really be
Speaker 1: doing my thing. I wanted to get into a few
Speaker 1: topics today, and this first one it really happened today.
Speaker 1: We were at a beer garden and it was a
Speaker 1: family outside and the dad was so friendly, and it
Speaker 1: was like a baby girl and she was friendly too.
Speaker 1: Maya yes, And so the baby was like dancing. And
Speaker 1: just to start this story, the family was Caucasian, Okay,
Speaker 1: so the baby was dancing right, and then the dad
Speaker 1: was like, ha ha, yeah, she knows how to twork
Speaker 1: and me and see every went, and this year was like,
Speaker 1: you know, white people say the darnest thing.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, guys, like think about it, think about it.
Speaker 3: Think about any time you interact with a white person.
Speaker 1: They're cool, like they not like there, he was so nice,
Speaker 1: so nice. They're not an issue.
Speaker 3: But I don't know what it is about like that
Speaker 3: first negro Jitters.
Speaker 1: That really get that makes him say the craziest thing.
Speaker 5: And it's like that, why would you say that?
Speaker 1: Like, sir, you tell us of all the things you
Speaker 1: thought to say, is like her favorite thing to do
Speaker 1: is t work?
Speaker 2: Why would you tell us that? You don't find that suspicious?
Speaker 2: You don't find that suspicious. We must stay focused, brother,
Speaker 2: We must stay focused, brother, because it's just.
Speaker 1: Like, why would you tell me that she's talking? Why
Speaker 1: and she doing Parai? Corey town says first negro Jitters
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: Cory Towns, that's my favorite teacher number.
Speaker 1: Corey Towns is fire for sure, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, I'm not gonna lie. First of all,
Speaker 1: you know what made me awkward about that situation. I
Speaker 1: hate encountering parents or spouses where one is extremely outgoing
Speaker 1: any other it's not because in my mind, in my mind,
Speaker 1: the other one beats you, and I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not adding.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not about to be, no kindle, I
Speaker 1: don't because I saw how you was giggling with those
Speaker 1: brown beauties at the fucking beer garden. My nigga, I
Speaker 1: saw you, now, what what you mean? It was over there?
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, she likes he held nigga was so funny, like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be accessory. I feel like either
Speaker 1: A the other one beats you or B. As soon
Speaker 1: as y'all exit the vinue, they're going to start an
Speaker 1: argument like, oh, you was all up in them to
Speaker 1: brown girls' space.
Speaker 2: But you can't speak to me when I asked you
Speaker 2: was how was your day?
Speaker 1: But when I take you to the pot, look, you don't.
Speaker 1: Never got nothing to say to Susan, who'll be trying
Speaker 1: to talk to you with her husband, but you over
Speaker 1: there with them doing that with you. I'm not listen.
Speaker 1: I just came here for a good time, a long time.
Speaker 1: I don't got nothing to do with y'all. Period, And
Speaker 1: that's on period. I uh you know what, let's not
Speaker 1: Maybe they are a night that's probably just though I
Speaker 1: would hope that they're a nice place. So so we
Speaker 1: were talking about how we were friends since high school, right,
Speaker 1: well since its grade right. So I had put up
Speaker 1: a post a few weeks ago and it was like, yo, like,
Speaker 1: you know, some of us weren't cute in high school,
Speaker 1: so we had to develop a personality, yes or no?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: This was this was this was the response that people
Speaker 1: that I went to school was giving me.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So, you know, recently I had linked up with someone
Speaker 1: I went to high school with.
Speaker 5: Did you.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So we were talking about it and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I just I wasn't attractive
Speaker 1: in high school. And he was like, no, you was cute.
Speaker 2: You were cute.
Speaker 1: You just was in your own little world.
Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I would have rather him said, yeah, bitch, you was
Speaker 1: hit you telling me I'm cute, but I was in
Speaker 1: my own little world. It's just as bad as you say, Yeah, nah,
Speaker 1: that ain't it.
Speaker 2: Am I tripping If they said.
Speaker 5: That about you?
Speaker 1: I can only imagine, bro, Like that's wild to say, like,
Speaker 1: can you are cute? But in a strange ass way?
Speaker 1: You know, like you know, what do you what are
Speaker 1: you trying to say to me?
Speaker 2: And that's what I said.
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I don't really understanding what you're saying.
Speaker 1: He's like, Mom, like, you know, you had your own thing,
Speaker 1: You had your own thing, going your own thing is crazy?
Speaker 1: What exactly does my own thing mean? If we're being
Speaker 1: in particular? Like what what does that for?
Speaker 5: Take?
Speaker 2: Like? What is were you saying? So what was he saying?
Speaker 1: You know, in my mind, I felt like Kevin Hart,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: So I'm a ticket.
Speaker 1: It's disrespect.
Speaker 5: Like I was trying to find a positive way to view.
Speaker 2: This, but I just don't seem So.
Speaker 5: Did you swing on or how did that go?
Speaker 1: Honestly, No, because I was weird in high school, I don't.
Speaker 3: Okay, well it was it's me talking, So I don't
Speaker 3: think you were weird.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't weird to you because you had known
Speaker 1: me since sixth grade, so the weird had worn off
Speaker 1: to you. But I had found a picture of me
Speaker 1: and I sent it to you an e lunchroom with
Speaker 1: my hair half of it in Bantu nuts. That was weird.
Speaker 1: That wasn't even a dress update, that was just me
Speaker 1: on some regular ship.
Speaker 2: That wasn't like a spirit.
Speaker 1: No, no, because because I feel like I heard a
Speaker 1: nigga laugh and it's like you wasn't even Ju Johnson six?
Speaker 1: What's so funny? Because first of all, you in two
Speaker 1: sixty six two, So what the fuck is so funny?
Speaker 1: Ju Johnson? Do you remember Julius Johnson?
Speaker 2: Oh damn, my bad dog, my bad dog? What was up?
Speaker 1: Father Drew Man? That thought looks like he saved my life.
Speaker 2: It's like one of those turkey legs that you get
Speaker 2: from Disney World.
Speaker 1: And you know what your favorite holiday. Just just please relax,
Speaker 1: please relax. Half been two nuts is crazy. It's even
Speaker 1: crazier when I show this picture. I'm gonna make this
Speaker 1: a clip so I can show you out a picture
Speaker 1: and y'all can be like, yeah, nah, that ain't it.
Speaker 1: That ain't it. I didn't mean to put this whole
Speaker 1: government out there. He just shut up, Ebony. So we
Speaker 1: also were talking about you said that you remind people
Speaker 1: how old you are.
Speaker 2: By accident. I think it's just something. It's just a
Speaker 2: realization for me is just like I feel very young.
Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong. My knees still work.
Speaker 1: I can scrub the ground I can do all these
Speaker 1: things to Christ who has strengthen me, and I just
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes i'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm so
Speaker 1: and so, like y'all think that I'm old. And I
Speaker 1: told you about the conversation that I had with that
Speaker 1: gen Z who was so shocked that I was so cool,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I don't care, and she
Speaker 1: was like, wow, you're really that old.
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the old for me, because the old not really sitting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I was like, I guess, you know, like
Speaker 3: it's I get what you mean, but it's just like
Speaker 3: because she's like twenty, so it's it is.
Speaker 2: A whole fourteen your age gap. So I get it.
Speaker 2: I do, But it's just like the stuff that you
Speaker 2: get to like.
Speaker 3: Do now is because when I was in high school,
Speaker 3: when I was in college, we were doing it for
Speaker 3: the first time, scared out of our minds and hoping
Speaker 3: this will work and not giving the fuck because.
Speaker 5: It is what it is.
Speaker 2: And then y'all, you know, y'all, can.
Speaker 1: I feel like for me personally as a woman in
Speaker 1: her thirties, I'll sayties, damn. I feel like for me
Speaker 1: as a woman in her thirties age is kind of
Speaker 1: a missed cool concept for me because the things that
Speaker 1: I'm open to doing, the things that I'm capable of doing,
Speaker 1: the things that I actually fucking do. I've never been
Speaker 1: in the mindset of like, oh, my biological time clocket
Speaker 1: is ticking, or oh, like you know, I'm up against
Speaker 1: a wall, or oh, I'm only limited to X, Y
Speaker 1: and Z, Like maybe that's why I'm y'all, I'm living
Speaker 1: my best fucking life because y'all can make the twenties
Speaker 1: seem as popping as y'all want to, But in all actuality,
Speaker 1: we was broken our twenties, especially women, We were broke
Speaker 1: in our twenties. So for me to act like now
Speaker 1: me and my thirties established financially stable is a bad thing.
Speaker 2: Baby. No, I'm not receiving that.
Speaker 1: You can take all of that fucking back, Like bruh,
Speaker 1: you can have all of that fucking back, Like I'm
Speaker 1: I met at my thirties, ievely my.
Speaker 2: Best fucking life.
Speaker 1: Like I am more financially stable, I am emotionally intelligent,
Speaker 1: I am still fertile as fuck. I am now more
Speaker 1: prepared to be a girlfriend, a wife, someone who is
Speaker 1: eligible to be a good fucking partner. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I was on one of my twenties, Yes, breakdancing.
Speaker 2: Like y'all breakdancing, And I know.
Speaker 1: Y'all wasn't expecting that. Y'all thought I was gonna say y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all thought I was gonna say thatting right dancing like
Speaker 1: y'all thought I was gonna say thatting No, baby, I
Speaker 1: was danced three sixty in my fucking ass off. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was like I was in New York. So baby baby, y'all,
Speaker 1: Baby Lucky Lefty said what, Yes, it's like.
Speaker 5: Y'all wasn't ready for that.
Speaker 1: Y'all didn't think I was gonna say that shit. Hassan
Speaker 1: Chuck said, breakdancing is hilarious. This is Le said, she's
Speaker 1: still breakdancing. Okay, I'm not gonna hold y'all. Found some
Speaker 1: YouTube videos the other day and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I think I still got it. I think I can.
Speaker 1: I did the worm the other day. Can you do
Speaker 1: the worm right now? Can you do the worm right now?
Speaker 1: I just did. I posted it the other day exactly.
Speaker 1: I still got that shit. Prince Tiny fifty says, bust
Speaker 1: the move, baby, you ain't ever said nothing that ain't
Speaker 1: nothing that's easy, that's like where and.
Speaker 2: Lakie left.
Speaker 1: He said, bruh hassan. Chuck said, we need a story
Speaker 1: with you dancing? What this is? Lee said that worm
Speaker 1: video was crazy, exactly exactly. I still got it. I
Speaker 1: wanted to get into Let's do some R and B
Speaker 1: hot takes. Oh god, and I'm gonna spew these out,
Speaker 1: you know. And this is how I feel. And I
Speaker 1: feel like if we spue them out, we won't have
Speaker 1: time to think about them. Number one, Mary J is
Speaker 1: the problem, blash and is You've been singing about niggas
Speaker 1: ain't shit for thirty Your baby, you're the problem. Mhm no, no, no,
Speaker 1: ain't On next topic, we stop and write the buck
Speaker 1: here because this is something that needs to be said.
Speaker 1: Their generation, they don't take accountability for their actions.
Speaker 2: I said what I said, mm hm, hold accountable?
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Next, next, let's get married. It's not a good love song.
Speaker 1: Ain't no nigga Finna look me in my face and said,
Speaker 1: we ain't getting no younger. We might as well do it.
Speaker 1: You might as well, sup my dick yo yo, Please.
Speaker 5: I swear, I swear to God if you want.
Speaker 3: To see if you want to see all the direct
Speaker 3: the decorations on the ground, play.
Speaker 5: That play that.
Speaker 1: Play it, I swear because it's giving. Oh well, but
Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing else to do. You ain't got
Speaker 1: that shall get married?
Speaker 2: Mind well that now now, don't get me wrong. Don't
Speaker 2: get me wrong.
Speaker 1: There are some very sentimental lines in that song. But
Speaker 1: you look at me in my face and saying we
Speaker 1: ain't getting no younger, we might as.
Speaker 2: Well do it.
Speaker 1: That gonna sit that that that bothered me, That bothered.
Speaker 3: That positive stuff like no for hero because you ever
Speaker 3: like get something and this sit will but like some stuff,
Speaker 3: it don't sit well.
Speaker 1: That next, that's it. Cisco lisp is divine. Cisco has
Speaker 1: the best lisp of all time. So much show. A
Speaker 1: lot of y'all didn't even know he had a list.
Speaker 1: When you think a list, you think of prom promit.
Speaker 1: You don't think Cisco. Cisco has a fucking prominent lisp.
Speaker 3: I ain't, honestly honest, uh huh. I thought that Cisco
Speaker 3: was fine.
Speaker 5: Everyone else?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? How do we get there?
Speaker 1: Because but how how as as a targarian, Cisco first
Speaker 1: of his name, Cisco House of Valarian first of his name,
Speaker 1: let's be let's yes.
Speaker 2: Hey, come ons this house.
Speaker 1: M h. We we've been the need to queen rain
Speaker 1: Era m hm.
Speaker 2: The true air.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I guess are we getting into that? I can't
Speaker 1: say the true air because I feel like Cisco Houseivalarian
Speaker 1: first of his name, might be the true air. If
Speaker 1: that nigga would get a fucking dragon on his last episode,
Speaker 1: then maybe we could see shake.
Speaker 2: All he been talking about is unleashing the dragon.
Speaker 1: He's still trying to unleash that ship.
Speaker 5: Well, I need a nail, nigga.
Speaker 2: We got a war.
Speaker 1: First of all, Cisco been doing one hand cart world
Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety seven, trying to unleash this dragon. He's
Speaker 1: doing the best study.
Speaker 5: He can't needs to learn har.
Speaker 4: Shout the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Shot. Let me doing somebody Varian or some fucking handstands,
Speaker 1: because maybe we need all hands on that. If you
Speaker 1: can hear me, Hi, honey, unleash the dragon.
Speaker 2: I need you to unleash that dragon. I actually need
Speaker 2: you to claim one and you can.
Speaker 3: Learn high Hilarian. It's actually on dual lingo. Did you
Speaker 3: that it is? It's on my dual lingo with German
Speaker 3: and Portuguese high learned, high valarian. You can claim your
Speaker 3: dragon in this last episode, we can actually make something
Speaker 3: shake for season three.
Speaker 2: Think about it.
Speaker 1: My last R and B hot take is simply this,
Speaker 1: and I know a lot of y'all not gonna agree
Speaker 1: with it, but I'm gonna be rochall y'all don't give
Speaker 1: Jay Holliday enough respect for me?
Speaker 5: Can I stop? Ready?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 5: Where should I look when I say this?
Speaker 1: Because here here, Lincoln University between the years of two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven and twenty eleven fully understand and appreciate J.
Speaker 2: Holiday.
Speaker 1: I don't need to really get into the details, but
Speaker 1: we have attended enough parties to know how serious and
Speaker 1: how influential J.
Speaker 2: Holiday is on the time, the moment.
Speaker 1: Everything I ain't gonna hold y'all got some of my
Speaker 1: best bumma grinds out to fucking J Holliday.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you what I did.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I gave some of my
Speaker 1: best walleys to J.
Speaker 2: Holiday.
Speaker 1: This nigga is a national treasure. Y'all need to start
Speaker 1: putting some respect on his name. I'm gonna push you
Speaker 1: to bet bet the same way you all treat the
Speaker 1: Declaration of independence.
Speaker 2: The same should be given to the jail.
Speaker 1: Baby girls killing me while you're trying to act like
Speaker 1: you dumb y'all.
Speaker 2: Must but make sure he gets his justice.
Speaker 1: All that aside, I wanted to get into another topic
Speaker 1: of real fast if we had some time.
Speaker 2: Uh So, the Internet was.
Speaker 1: In quite a blaze over my last list, and I
Speaker 1: respect that because looking back, I realized I did leave
Speaker 1: a few items off of this list. So right now
Speaker 1: we're going to get into dot tattoos for men Part two. Okay,
Speaker 1: number one, money over bitches.
Speaker 2: If I see mob on your neck, I know, I
Speaker 2: know you don't want me.
Speaker 1: If I see mob on your body period period number two.
Speaker 1: And and you like skin niggas, it's literally yes, y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to segregate this. This next one is
Speaker 1: just for you. This next one. You like skinned men,
Speaker 1: You got this one on lock. Okay, it be the
Speaker 1: kisses on your neck? Who's whose lip prints are these?
Speaker 2: Whose lip prints are these? Who is it?
Speaker 1: Because everybody Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, squash Jesus, Jesus. Hey, if
Speaker 1: you have kisses on your neck, you are a thought
Speaker 1: respectfully respectfully. Next, and I'm not gonna hold you. This
Speaker 1: one took me by surprise. I can't believe I forgot it.
Speaker 1: If you have a portrait of your mother or grandmother,
Speaker 1: so wear on your body.
Speaker 2: Baby, you a thought, yeah.
Speaker 1: You a thought this is the same person.
Speaker 5: Like no, oh, my grandma life. I ain't never talked to.
Speaker 2: That girl whole time.
Speaker 1: He was talking to that girl.
Speaker 2: Whole time, whole time.
Speaker 5: Whole time.
Speaker 2: He was like, no, her name is Keisha with a y,
Speaker 2: not an eye.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, shut up, shut up your thought,
Speaker 1: shut up, shut up. Okay, and here's my whole thing.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
Speaker 1: Don't even be considerate.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 1: Why you think I want to look at you and
Speaker 1: your grandma and missionary because you got her tattooed on
Speaker 1: your chest.
Speaker 2: You don't never think about that, like hello, myrtle, I
Speaker 2: don't want.
Speaker 1: To look at the time, baby, I don't want to
Speaker 1: get piped from you and ethel.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. You're not even considering me.
Speaker 5: She's looking at she's like she.
Speaker 1: Hold down ship and halftime. Y'allt even pay for the
Speaker 1: good portray so she looks like this. No, no, she
Speaker 1: got pure from the church anniversary. I hate it here,
Speaker 1: I hate it. Here next on My Hot Tattoos for
Speaker 1: Men Part two. Okay, and you know, I feel like
Speaker 1: this is really going to attack a certain community, my
Speaker 1: gym Bruis in particular.
Speaker 2: But here we go. It's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's the thigh tattoos, you.
Speaker 2: Dirty slut.
Speaker 1: If you have a tattoo on your thigh, baby, you
Speaker 1: have a tattoo on your thigh, you wearing it? Whoshi
Speaker 1: daddy short anybody you'll be walking around with the tip
Speaker 1: hanging out the bottom of your shorts.
Speaker 2: Don't you like, basically like.
Speaker 1: Your mama didn't raise you like that. Anything the birth year,
Speaker 1: birth year, their zodiac sign, zodiac signs.
Speaker 2: Run girl, Run girl girl anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay, and this one, I feel like it really became
Speaker 1: popular out of nowhere, but it really just took the
Speaker 1: streets over by storm. If you got like an initial
Speaker 1: on the back of your arm or your your birth
Speaker 1: year on the back of your arm, baby.
Speaker 3: By speak as like, at least give me something to like,
Speaker 3: y'all do what you want.
Speaker 1: Let me that I miss any Are there any honorable mentions?
Speaker 1: Honorable mentions? Barcodes?
Speaker 2: What the fuck you ever see barcodes? Niggas you haven't
Speaker 2: those artsy fartsy niggas.
Speaker 5: I don't deal with them.
Speaker 1: But baby, if you got a barcode on you, you
Speaker 1: belong in jail, because.
Speaker 5: You're you either belong in jail or all these.
Speaker 1: Either or it's no in between.
Speaker 5: Literally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let us know if we missed any or if
Speaker 1: we need a part two or part three.
Speaker 2: Let us know. I got something for part three. I
Speaker 2: ain't say that.
Speaker 1: All right, well, let us know if we missed any.
Speaker 1: When niggas be putting coreordinance like they fucking marines and
Speaker 1: ship like, oh this nigga want to be Jack Sparrow
Speaker 1: so bad? Oh my god, I can't stand you guys.
Speaker 1: Who the largitude versus latitude on you? Bro?
Speaker 5: What is this? Where are you? Where are you?
Speaker 1: You don't even know how to read fucking compass a
Speaker 1: globe or anything?
Speaker 2: Stop it.
Speaker 1: Understanding of what a legend is unless you're in the navy.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that if you're in the navy. If not,
Speaker 1: get him out of here.
Speaker 5: I just don't get it.
Speaker 1: Get him out of here.
Speaker 5: Because you can't tell me where you're at.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let us know if we miss anything or
Speaker 1: if we need a part three. So all that aside.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, You know how people be talking
Speaker 1: about like their celebrity crushes. I feel like my man
Speaker 1: would never have to worry about me and a celebrity
Speaker 1: crush because I don't think I have a celebrity crush.
Speaker 1: Like there are celebrities that I want to meet, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to like make the damn you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like for example, like I genuinely, like, with all my heart,
Speaker 1: I want to meet Chris Brown and we just have
Speaker 1: a dance battle in my living room, and you know what.
Speaker 2: I genuinely know that that would make your entire life.
Speaker 1: Yes, like no dick attached, know, like with like.
Speaker 5: Literally full out dance battle.
Speaker 3: Yes, would genuinely be the best thing that has ever happened.
Speaker 1: And we're going to see who does the the on
Speaker 1: you hit thing from something or better bruh. Yes.
Speaker 3: So it's just like I know that's why you want
Speaker 3: to meet Chris Brown and you want to literally.
Speaker 5: Just do that.
Speaker 1: And people be like, oh, you know, girls just want
Speaker 1: to be groupies and they just want to be all
Speaker 1: on these celebrities. Like no, some of us are weird.
Speaker 3: Some of us are weird and don't want to like me, like,
Speaker 3: I genuinely would love to meet.
Speaker 2: And just watch him play.
Speaker 1: Bruh, I legit and just and just like and just
Speaker 1: stare at him. I would give my third born son,
Speaker 1: because by then you don't really care the third one.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I got two more. You know you
Speaker 1: already know. I would give my third born son to
Speaker 1: sit in the dark and lay on the ground while.
Speaker 2: Luke James sings.
Speaker 1: He can keep his full clothes on, just just lay
Speaker 1: on the ground with me and just sing in the dark.
Speaker 2: And I'm just wonderful.
Speaker 1: But you're telling a man that he's like, no, you want, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I want to be strange. I literally want
Speaker 1: to just be weird. Are you sure that's it?
Speaker 5: That's all I want?
Speaker 1: The whole time, he brick like, that's that's it.
Speaker 2: None, I was that.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm good. I'm good, brick.
Speaker 5: Brick like.
Speaker 1: But no, like I think that my future husband or
Speaker 1: my boyfriend whoever, he would never have never Bruh. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2: What, bitch, trust me.
Speaker 1: Let me tell something now. What I'm not safe in
Speaker 1: the room with is a dozen of East Coast oysters?
Speaker 1: How'd your wife hide your kids, hide your oysters? I
Speaker 1: mean everything you should be concerned about. But other than that,
Speaker 1: you worry about these niggas. Baby, please you you worry
Speaker 1: about these men? Baby?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: No, grow up?
Speaker 2: That ain't it? That ain't it?
Speaker 1: Half Man five amazing says Stormy will give up her
Speaker 1: left eyelash for one of the Power Rangers to pose
Speaker 1: and to pick with her. First of all, I've already
Speaker 1: done that. I've taken a picture with the Green Ranger.
Speaker 1: I've met the Black Ranger, I've met the Yellow Ranger.
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good on that.
Speaker 1: Next is just Chris Brown and Luke James.
Speaker 2: For sure.
Speaker 1: That's next on my bucket list for sure.
Speaker 2: For sure.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what Lucky Day concert is this Sunday.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie. Once upon a time I
Speaker 1: thought Lucky Day was my husband. I did. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see Lucky Day this Sunday.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean like actually like a meet and greet.
Speaker 2: I think like, oh my name is bro.
Speaker 1: It just will be on that level of screen ship
Speaker 1: like I really with Lucky Day. I will just want
Speaker 1: to smoke and hear him talking that voice that he
Speaker 1: does in his interludes.
Speaker 2: I think you're storm for so different. Are you gonna
Speaker 2: be like, so you ever got a donut from Christmay Kreme?
Speaker 1: Bright? Yeah, I guess like I would just want to
Speaker 1: smoke with Lucky Day and hear him do that voice
Speaker 1: that he do on his interludes. That was it, I
Speaker 1: mean that would be it, Like I think.
Speaker 3: All right, Lucky Day, Hey, it's me your girl. I
Speaker 3: don't know a favorite, not yet. So if you know,
Speaker 3: if you see her on.
Speaker 2: Sunday, is this Sunday?
Speaker 1: Yes, Sunday, if.
Speaker 2: You see her on Sunday, could you do that? Could
Speaker 2: you just like?
Speaker 1: That's it and just do the voice from your interlude? Literally,
Speaker 1: we ain't asking for much. Just do the voice, bring
Speaker 1: me interleuds. You know your voice?
Speaker 5: You did it?
Speaker 1: Put the fucking voice changer on. That's it.
Speaker 2: Nothing, do that and that'll be that.
Speaker 1: All right, guys. So now we're going to get into
Speaker 1: the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion
Speaker 1: is when we read questions that you guys can in
Speaker 1: and it can be a story, it can be be
Speaker 1: a question, it can be whatever you want it to.
Speaker 1: So on the day that we record, I usually put
Speaker 1: a prompt up asking you guys for questions. But if
Speaker 1: you have something to say that it's too long to
Speaker 1: fit in the prompt, or you have something to share
Speaker 1: on a day that I don't put up the prompt,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is email inquiries at stormyp
Speaker 1: ea dot com. So let's get into these questions. Yes, shot,
Speaker 1: that's not my but you can have some. I don't
Speaker 1: know that, okay, okay, So, first question, why girls don't
Speaker 1: try to hide that screen door part on their wigs?
Speaker 1: You don't have a mic. I'm gonna read it again.
Speaker 1: Maybe some of you don't know why I can answer,
Speaker 1: but it says whatever, what's so funny? Mm hmmmm, it says.
Speaker 2: Let me read the question. It says crazy.
Speaker 1: White girls don't try to hide that screen door part
Speaker 1: on their wigs.
Speaker 5: It's a wig. What the fuck is gonna look like?
Speaker 5: I don't get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, let's literally crack the fucking Da Vinci cold.
Speaker 2: Right now and listen.
Speaker 1: I'm bea so listen, and that is going to separate
Speaker 1: the room from the.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So it is an art, Harris an art, okay. It
Speaker 3: is the art of learning how to make it melt.
Speaker 3: It is the art of how.
Speaker 1: To make it blend, and sometimes it is literally is
Speaker 1: going to look like your grandmama's screen door that keeps
Speaker 1: slamming twenty four seven thousand times a day doing in
Speaker 1: a thunderstorm in August.
Speaker 5: Down south in South Carolina.
Speaker 1: To be you know, come here, look at me real fast,
Speaker 1: look at me, Look at me, look at me in
Speaker 1: my eyes.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a wig.
Speaker 1: And not only is it a wig, it also looks
Speaker 1: different in different lights. Okay, right now, I got on
Speaker 1: a wig.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: If I go outside right now, cool, she looks great.
Speaker 1: If I go outside at noon in a sunny day,
Speaker 1: what's that screen door on your head? It's a wig, Nigga,
Speaker 1: you know it's a wig. What I'm telling you is
Speaker 1: number one is a wig. Number two. It looks different
Speaker 1: in different lights.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna take a pause for a second because
Speaker 1: some of you bitches be out here moving egregiously, okay,
Speaker 1: and some of you be letting it look like a hoodie.
Speaker 1: It's not supposed to look like a hoodie. Okay. I'm
Speaker 1: not defending them. Women that look like they got a hoodie,
Speaker 1: and they can take the fucking muffin cap back. I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about that. I'm talking about the regular women
Speaker 1: who have it laid. Sometimes it's gonna look like a
Speaker 1: screen door because it's a wig. Okay, in certain lights.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter or what you do, it's still want
Speaker 1: to look like a wig. Now, what I can say
Speaker 1: is find you a nice young lady who knows how
Speaker 1: to melt and blend, pluck her knots, and bleach her knots, okay,
Speaker 1: because if you do that, you won't have any problems.
Speaker 1: Unless you're like over six three, then you're gonna be
Speaker 1: looking at screen doors. See the way, godspeed, It's nothing.
Speaker 1: It's nothing, damn.
Speaker 2: Shot.
Speaker 1: You don't have Mike, stop tug.
Speaker 2: Cut the cares.
Speaker 1: Why did you look at me when you said that?
Speaker 1: You look at me dead in my eye when you
Speaker 1: said that. Whenever someone I wasn't even mean to you,
Speaker 1: half man five amazing, says Harriet Tubman, turning over in
Speaker 1: her grave, knowing y'all women's out here wearing out here,
Speaker 1: in the free world, wearing wigs. Uh Kai n y
Speaker 1: c says When I see it clear as day on
Speaker 1: her head, I'm just like she better not ever try
Speaker 1: to crack jokes on me because I'm gonna cook her
Speaker 1: just like she how cooked her wig is. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, I don't give a fuck if my
Speaker 1: wig is pushed back two inches because I just left
Speaker 1: the gym and it's sweated off. You're not funnier than me.
Speaker 1: You can give it your best, but I guarantee you're
Speaker 1: not funnier than me.
Speaker 2: Bring your best.
Speaker 1: I'm going to walk a flock of flame that ass,
Speaker 1: and you better come right. Don't come with no purple
Speaker 1: stripe on your big toe, okay. Don't come with no
Speaker 1: halfway receipting, headline, thinning at the top, none of that. Okay.
Speaker 1: Don't you ever fucking step to me with no beggy
Speaker 1: ass drawls.
Speaker 2: Okay, all your.
Speaker 1: Wife beaters better be clean. I better never catch you
Speaker 1: with no beacon strips in your drawers. If you come
Speaker 1: to me with jokes, just so I'm coming back, I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not afraid of you at all.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Half man five amazing, says Stormy wig leg, pressing six
Speaker 1: hundred on the warm ups. You know what I said,
Speaker 1: what I said, and I said, you just better be funny,
Speaker 1: because nigga, I'm gonna be funnier. You just better be
Speaker 1: funny because I'm gonna be funnier.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1: Next question, can you erase your whole days period? I
Speaker 1: hope that answered you. I think that think me sum
Speaker 1: that up? Yeah, did you have anything off that chat?
Speaker 1: Did you have anything yet? I feel like no, nothing,
Speaker 1: Lucky Lefty says the fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just felt like I'm short and sweet? No?
Speaker 2: Cool? Great? All right?
Speaker 1: Next question, what is the most difficult part about dating you?
Speaker 5: Oh? God, you go first.
Speaker 1: The most difficult part about dating meat is I've been
Speaker 1: to therapy and I worked on myself, so now I
Speaker 1: don't like nobody, not I mirro. Honestly, I have gone
Speaker 1: to therapy. I have worked on myself, so now I'm
Speaker 1: able to recognize red flags, and I gained this amazing
Speaker 1: ability of discernment and standing on my boundaries. So it's
Speaker 1: very hard for.
Speaker 2: A man to play in my face.
Speaker 1: And and but wait there's more, but wait, there's more.
Speaker 1: I'm also very certain in what I want, so you
Speaker 1: can't tell me like, oh, you know, I'm not looking
Speaker 1: for no relationship. I'm just trying to see where things go.
Speaker 4: They go to Hello, if you're going on the day
Speaker 4: with a guy, or you're dating your guy and you
Speaker 4: guys are in the hole, what annoying thing would you do?
Speaker 5: That's like, damn, she's great.
Speaker 1: But shit, I don't think I do any and I
Speaker 1: don't okay, so I will say I don't think I
Speaker 1: do anything that's annoying. However, I do know that I'm
Speaker 1: meant for a specific type of man. So if you
Speaker 1: don't like to enjoy yourself, have fun, you know, take naps,
Speaker 1: you're not into nerd shit, You're not gonna enjoy me.
Speaker 5: Like, if you date me, be where I would say
Speaker 5: that my mom was prepped.
Speaker 1: What I didn't even say that if you date me,
Speaker 1: If you date me, beware, I like to have fun.
Speaker 1: I am a nerd. I am gonna tell you nerd facts,
Speaker 1: and I do know how to communicate. I am emotionally intelligent,
Speaker 1: and I am capable, and I have I have the
Speaker 1: discernment to stand on business and my boundaries. So I'm
Speaker 1: not really for everybody. And I know some people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: she just listed at all good things and I'm still single.
Speaker 1: So it's like we list all these good things, but
Speaker 1: it's hard when there's four thousand men it's four thousand
Speaker 1: women competing for like sixteen men, and twelve of them.
Speaker 2: Are married, so always married.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody more single than a married man? And I listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you think is the hardest
Speaker 1: part about dating you?
Speaker 2: The hardest part about lips.
Speaker 1: On of my polls, No Diddy, oh Diddy, no diddy.
Speaker 2: The hardest part about me? I'm just too much? Mm hmm,
Speaker 2: I'm too much. I genuinely am.
Speaker 1: Because you know what, Sometimes you be asking for a lot,
Speaker 1: like you know I do, Honestly, I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like I can't honestly, I feel like you be
Speaker 1: asking for a lot like you know, communication, monogamy, being
Speaker 1: a good person, Like damn bitch, you're doing a lot.
Speaker 2: Wa way too much.
Speaker 1: Just yes, I can see that you are a lot,
Speaker 1: and I'll be telling you that every day, like you
Speaker 1: gotta bring it.
Speaker 2: Down and it's it is my fault.
Speaker 1: We need to go back to the days where we
Speaker 1: was popping niggas tires, throwing fucking hot grits, like this
Speaker 1: is what we're missing. I feel like back when we
Speaker 1: was doing that, y'all wasn't playing with us.
Speaker 2: Yes, therapy is literally.
Speaker 3: I will stand on that therapy has ruined women. We
Speaker 3: have lost our place in this world because we've been so.
Speaker 1: Understanding and and you know what else.
Speaker 3: And understanding limits and I need to push this ship
Speaker 3: to hell.
Speaker 1: And you know what else?
Speaker 2: You need to give the prison ministry something to do
Speaker 2: at church.
Speaker 1: And also what ruins the society as a whole is
Speaker 1: not understanding satire because a lot of you won't hear
Speaker 1: the ship and be like what.
Speaker 5: That's what I mean?
Speaker 1: All right? Next question? What are things that men do
Speaker 1: that grasp your attention? M What are the things men
Speaker 1: do that grasp your attention?
Speaker 2: A ask my attention? Yeah, show me their talent.
Speaker 1: So if a nigga just come up and flip his
Speaker 1: eyelids inside out, that that is a talent. That's a talent.
Speaker 1: What happened to all the people that used to be
Speaker 1: able to turn their eyelids inside out?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Hey, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: You guys are unsung heroes. You don't get enough credit
Speaker 1: for carrying the lunch room the way you used to.
Speaker 1: I respect you, I see you, thank you for your service.
Speaker 1: Every day you said you wanted them to show their talent.
Speaker 1: I like a good freak show. So people don't like
Speaker 1: the circus.
Speaker 2: Yes, show me your talent, show me what you're passionate about.
Speaker 2: That's what I like.
Speaker 1: Next question, how do you know when it's time to
Speaker 1: move on? Maybe once I start realizing I'm dumb for
Speaker 1: liking you?
Speaker 5: Yo, yo, Please don't let me realize.
Speaker 1: Once to the Lulu ends it's a fucking rap.
Speaker 5: Oh god, that is off your days.
Speaker 1: You're done, son, fucking done, son.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can literally count the one hand.
Speaker 1: The worst thing you can do is make me realize
Speaker 1: I'm being a dickhead. Okay, because once I do, it's
Speaker 1: over for you. It's over for you, because the least
Speaker 1: you can do is have the common decency to be
Speaker 1: a good person and support my delusion. And if you
Speaker 1: don't expect three flat tires because the insurance company will
Speaker 1: only pay for four.
Speaker 2: Bingo.
Speaker 1: And the green grass goes round than around, and the
Speaker 1: green grass goes all around.
Speaker 2: Have fucking story.
Speaker 1: Okay. Next question, m h how many more children do
Speaker 1: you want before you close the shop?
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I would like to have another two I like later
Speaker 3: mm hmm, because I just need to focus on my
Speaker 3: two now.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to share that this time with anybody else.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's fair.
Speaker 1: I feel like that makes sense, and I think to
Speaker 1: each its own.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: For me, I would like to have at least five children.
Speaker 5: At least.
Speaker 1: It depends how many of my partners have. You know,
Speaker 1: I have one, so like if he has two, that
Speaker 1: means we only get zero. That means he knocking out
Speaker 1: four more. But I also would assume that I'm intelligent
Speaker 1: enough and I have the discernment to pick a partner
Speaker 1: who's financially stable enough to have the kids that I want.
Speaker 1: Four baby, I don't care what y'all say. I've never
Speaker 1: been treated better than when I was pregnant.
Speaker 2: No, I had.
Speaker 1: All the snacks I want. Everyone was so nice to me.
Speaker 1: I always had a seat wherever I went, I got
Speaker 1: foot rubs, I got whatever I wanted. I got to
Speaker 1: eat whatever I wanted without people judging me. I'm eating
Speaker 1: for the baby. It's for the baby. It's for the baby.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you. We left a restaurant today
Speaker 1: and I ate what I wanted, and I looked four
Speaker 1: months pregnant, and I left and said, oh, this is
Speaker 1: so good for the baby. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, I don't care what y'all say. I
Speaker 1: wanna have more kids, and I'm gonna have a lot
Speaker 1: more kids. And there's absolutely no pressure or no biological
Speaker 1: time clock for me. The women in my family have
Speaker 1: kids very very late, keep having kids until or late.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I'm behind. Honestly, I'm behind. I
Speaker 1: am the runt of my letter. Okay, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Four it is crazy, bro.
Speaker 1: Five is even crazier, and I love it. So what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you're cray sad? You want to the next question?
Speaker 2: That's just the thought of it.
Speaker 1: It's just like giving birth five times as fucking nuts, bro,
Speaker 1: Like I would never like no, because niggas got me
Speaker 1: off to one and then the second one. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, you got me, But it's like signing up
Speaker 1: for more than shit is nuts?
Speaker 5: Bro, Like that that bothered me.
Speaker 1: That that that bothered me.
Speaker 5: You are getting so close to death four more times.
Speaker 2: For a nigga. Well also because then.
Speaker 5: Right, because what was that fucking music video.
Speaker 2: On the mic?
Speaker 1: On the mic?
Speaker 5: It was motherfucking r Kelly. As you thinking about you man, man,
Speaker 5: think about that fucking music video. You know what I'm
Speaker 5: talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: And then he had the fucking baby because she died
Speaker 2: during childbirth. Funk out of here?
Speaker 5: Are you crazy? I survived twice.
Speaker 1: I can't take the chance of doing that ship you
Speaker 1: want to do it for more. I've never seen that
Speaker 1: music video. I amus, yeah, that doesn't make me see it?
Speaker 5: It does?
Speaker 1: Is that even R Kelly? R Kelly google it because
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm pretty sure that's Aaron Hall.
Speaker 2: How a miss?
Speaker 1: That's Aaron Hall. Did you win the last bet? Do
Speaker 1: you want to make it back? Because you know what
Speaker 1: my bet is going to be another shot of Gen? Okay, shot?
Speaker 1: Can you look that up while I state my piece
Speaker 1: and just let me know when you're ready. I will
Speaker 1: like you by Aaron Hall. J Mac. The insurance man says,
Speaker 1: Aaron has I am imperfect. Gentleman says it's Aaron Hall.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, and talk to me about R
Speaker 1: and B like I don't live.
Speaker 2: R and B. Yes, a shot.
Speaker 1: When you get a chance, keyboard, see a shot of Gen?
Speaker 2: Shut the fun up? Shot?
Speaker 1: Now you get a double one?
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: I hate that for you.
Speaker 1: You're also not driving home, so yes, you are going
Speaker 1: here and line it.
Speaker 2: Up for her. I don't. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I drove to her house, so literally I can drive
Speaker 1: back to her house and pick up my car and go.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have drive, So baby, you're gonna take that shot.
Speaker 1: Why would she try to lie like that? Is im perfect?
Speaker 1: Gentleman says I used to rock that song on repeat.
Speaker 1: One fine Trinny boy says, that's a black cart mistake, penalty.
Speaker 1: Thank you, appreciate you, be surprised. You're doing great shot.
Speaker 5: Thank you, bro.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: Okay, reason oh wait, wait say reasons you would lose
Speaker 1: your black card go.
Speaker 2: Black music, black black movies.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, all those black movies
Speaker 1: you love, I did not watch those as a child.
Speaker 3: One I was a child. My mother was not allowing that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not like I literally I didn't watch.
Speaker 1: All those black movies that you all got to watch
Speaker 1: growing up, All of them, all the ones that you
Speaker 1: would say, the Brown Sugar and the Best Man and
Speaker 1: all of those, I agree, movies that I haven't seen
Speaker 1: or only seen once and don't remember brown sugar. Uh,
Speaker 1: what's the fucking John Love Jones?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: And you know what?
Speaker 1: I seen the spoof movies and making me think that
Speaker 1: I've seen the real movies, but I didn't. Whatever movies
Speaker 1: that don't be menaceuil South Central drinking using the Hood
Speaker 1: by Soufi Central, whatever movies don't be menaced to South
Speaker 1: Central while drinking You're using the Hood were based off
Speaker 1: of I've never seen none of those.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But the problem is I understand cultural references, so I know, okay, but.
Speaker 2: I don't really see.
Speaker 1: Ricky gets shot. I don't know what he did. I
Speaker 1: think he got hurt, though he got shot. I know
Speaker 1: for a fact. I know for a fact he got shot.
Speaker 1: I know I know Redfish, Bluefish, Onefish, that was don't
Speaker 1: be a menaced? Right, But that was that was the
Speaker 1: Wayne showings, right, Yeah that was from that was from
Speaker 1: the spoof. That wasn't the real one. Yeah that wasn't
Speaker 1: from the real one.
Speaker 2: Don't be that's the movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't see. Uh, what's the join that Omar EPs
Speaker 1: was in? I saw Juice like once Belly don't know.
Speaker 1: All I know is Keisha was fine a ship. Then
Speaker 1: I do and niggas had a blue okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: And if we're talking about Belly, all I know is
Speaker 1: Keisha was fine as ship and they used a blue
Speaker 1: light for the intro walking into the club.
Speaker 2: That's all I know. That's why I love blue light.
Speaker 1: That's why I love when they put John Snow in
Speaker 1: the blue light.
Speaker 4: That was.
Speaker 2: Hard.
Speaker 1: Another reason I lost my black cart or worth losing
Speaker 1: my black cart. I don't know how I play spades.
Speaker 1: This is safe, yeah for us.
Speaker 2: For me people, I don't know how to play either.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know.
Speaker 3: I will overbook the ship out of somebody something because
Speaker 3: so overbook is just like you say you're gonna win
Speaker 3: a lot of you and then if you over book,
Speaker 3: your life is on the line. Like I have witnessed
Speaker 3: people almost lose their lives because they overbooked.
Speaker 1: But you know why, I don't really get help.
Speaker 2: That was just at church.
Speaker 1: I don't really get been out of shape about not
Speaker 1: knowing black movies or not knowing how to play space
Speaker 1: because I feel like I make up for my black
Speaker 1: cart in other areas. Number One, I know how to
Speaker 1: make COLLI.
Speaker 2: Greens at a young age. That come on somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like no, no, y'all, and she does and potato salad.
Speaker 1: Actually call her for your potato salad. Come on, somebody,
Speaker 1: look And I don't even got the ship on the
Speaker 1: bottom of my arm, but I got the good potato salad.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Next reason, I know how to use a hot comb
Speaker 1: without burning the ear, but I feel like you kind
Speaker 1: of have to burn the ear. But I feel like
Speaker 1: we've progressed as the people where we don't got to
Speaker 1: burn the air.
Speaker 2: No more steam on the ear and let that sizzle up.
Speaker 1: It's not us really burning ourselves because we've grown past that.
Speaker 2: We're gonna let the steam do the work for us.
Speaker 1: Now, this next one, I feel like it's a deep
Speaker 1: cut and I feel like I don't have to watch
Speaker 1: another black movie in my lifetime because I know this
Speaker 1: one thing right here. I know how to sell with
Speaker 1: a sewing machine. I feel like, honestly, that's like my
Speaker 1: big joker. I don't really need to do anything else
Speaker 1: because don't nobody really know how to do this except
Speaker 1: for Big Mama.
Speaker 2: So like, if I got this, I'm Gucci. Come on,
Speaker 2: come on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you big Mama around here.
Speaker 2: You is big mom period around here.
Speaker 5: You know how to sew?
Speaker 1: Come on, my baby father be making me so is
Speaker 1: work pants?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we're done. Okay, we're done.
Speaker 1: Another question, last question, last question, last question. Outfit says
Speaker 1: breaking barriers, toned arms and elite potato salad skills. I
Speaker 1: am g R E three D says she's correct. Lucky
Speaker 1: Lefty says, oh ethel, you got that yang. Lucky Lefty
Speaker 1: says that's what's up. I am Creed says, and some
Speaker 1: people take it too seriously. Fly Boy nine two on
Speaker 1: five says the hot comb it's magic. Half Man five
Speaker 1: Amazing says if a black woman can clean chitling's, well,
Speaker 1: that's black. Card is automatically denied. Like you know, I
Speaker 1: just want to talk about it real fast. I don't
Speaker 1: think that making chitlins or pig feet qualifies you for
Speaker 1: a black card. I think that we will actually lose
Speaker 1: our South Carolina card.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot your family is from South Carolina too. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: look at us gang gang gang gang on.
Speaker 2: But I do better.
Speaker 1: Kai n y C says reasons why I never placed
Speaker 1: spades nor wanted to learn imperfect gentleman says, oh, she
Speaker 1: talking about them spades. Hold on, wait, I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to scroll.
Speaker 2: Apologies.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, okay, So last question, last question. If you're single,
Speaker 1: why and what do you feel you need to work on?
Speaker 2: That's what they asked me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna repeat it.
Speaker 2: I need to work on.
Speaker 1: I am single. I need to work on I need
Speaker 1: to work on getting money. I need to work on
Speaker 1: getting millions. That is what I need to work on.
Speaker 1: I don't need to work on anything else. I'm single
Speaker 1: because men are fun and unless they're giving me millions,
Speaker 1: we have nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2: Good answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I feel like family for you. Good answer,
Speaker 1: Good answer, good answer.
Speaker 2: Let me focus. We can talk. We will talk after
Speaker 2: I make millions and I can pay for your haircuts.
Speaker 1: I am single. I think that the why is because
Speaker 1: I want a relationship and I'm fine being by myself
Speaker 1: until I find someone.
Speaker 2: Who is seeing the same things. Right.
Speaker 1: And when I say this, I don't mean like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't date, because that's outlandish, because how do you
Speaker 1: know you want to be with somebody if you don't,
Speaker 1: you know, take the time out to date them, right?
Speaker 1: I think that. Unfortunately, I have developed a peace of
Speaker 1: mind where I'm okay being by myself until I found
Speaker 1: when I went right. So when we then talk about
Speaker 1: what can I work on, I can honestly work on.
Speaker 1: I can honestly work on giving people more of a chance.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: I can because at the place I'm at right now,
Speaker 1: it's like, you don't got shit together, do bad? I
Speaker 1: do so funk out here.
Speaker 3: Right and I feel and I swear I'm so sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: It ain't y'all. I just do not care.
Speaker 2: Like and that's not even to say, like, am I perfect? No?
Speaker 1: But I can be only be dumb for one person
Speaker 1: at a time. It's like, bro, Like, honestly, I can
Speaker 1: only be dumb for one person at a time. If
Speaker 1: I've met my limit, the rest of you niggas already
Speaker 1: done done yetunately period. So yeah, I could work on
Speaker 1: being more understanding and give a little more leeway without
Speaker 1: abrupting or disrupting my boundaries. What's you looking at? Simply DC,
Speaker 1: says Fellas. Once a woman finds her piece, you have
Speaker 1: to work twice as hard to get her half. Man
Speaker 1: five amazing, says Stormy, trying to be with that guy
Speaker 1: that can.
Speaker 2: Shuck oysters respectfully.
Speaker 1: Kai Nyc says, I'm single because I'm seeking someone who
Speaker 1: I can truly build with and work on myself alongside
Speaker 1: working on herself with. Look with goddamn, it's moved too
Speaker 1: fast with no kind of alignment.
Speaker 2: I can't get it.
Speaker 1: I rob ata one says. Men in y'all city fumbling.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: And shout out and shout out to doctor Umar. But
Speaker 1: doctor Mumar, I don't think. I don't think these African
Speaker 1: kings out here one.
Speaker 2: You know, I ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, because you know I'm trying to
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be my African kings forever, white kings.
Speaker 2: Listen, let's the holdholder. Let's let's start this correctly.
Speaker 1: Okay. I feel like one of y'all need to get
Speaker 1: this message to doctor Umar. Okay, God, please, my brothers.
Speaker 1: We must stay focused.
Speaker 2: No, we must stay focused. We must.
Speaker 1: I'm confused, because what is a woman who has done
Speaker 1: the work on herself and is willing to pour into
Speaker 1: a Pan African prince to do when said Pan African
Speaker 1: princes do not show up with the thought process of monogamy,
Speaker 1: with the thought process of marriage, with the thought process
Speaker 1: of family, traditions, values, goals.
Speaker 2: How are we.
Speaker 1: Supposed to find our Pan African prince? I just I
Speaker 1: know he's out there for me. There is a black
Speaker 1: king out there for me, you know, feeding berries and
Speaker 1: the riches of shade butters. And he gonna let me
Speaker 1: moisturize his beard, rub his back, rub his feet, cook
Speaker 1: the meals that he wants, grease his scalp, ask him
Speaker 1: how his day went. I want to pour this into
Speaker 1: a man. But what am I to do when I'm
Speaker 1: not releasing this episode. I'm not releasing this episode, so
Speaker 1: I think that will be in our best centrist honestly,
Speaker 1: that we just don't release the episode. So not but
Speaker 1: real ship, Doctor Umer, I want you to have a
Speaker 1: speed dating event.
Speaker 5: Okay on, hold on.
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Oh does he yes?
Speaker 1: Doctor can't big facts. She cannot cannot come because we
Speaker 1: don't hold suki and that fat ass cannot come because focused,
Speaker 1: because brothers, we must stay focused and don't.
Speaker 5: Remember none of that when she's around.
Speaker 1: And I don't like that, Doctor Umer. I want you
Speaker 1: to have a speed dating event, and I want you
Speaker 1: to bring out all the Pan African princess Okay, I
Speaker 1: want you to bring out all the godly women of Oshawan. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want you. I want you to bring out all
Speaker 1: the people who think like me, think like you, have
Speaker 1: the best intentions, are family oriented and are seeking their person.
Speaker 1: Doctor Umar, do what you do? Baby, We and Philly.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: Set it up?
Speaker 1: I know your school is in Delaware, ain't it. Let's
Speaker 1: set it up. It's in Chester, PA. Or South Carolina,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 2: Pa.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I know your school is close to Philly,
Speaker 1: so like you got ties close to Philly. Let's set
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: Let's do. What's up? Would you?
Speaker 1: Would you go to a speed dating event that doctor
Speaker 1: Umar hosted, that that he's hosting. Yes, I would because
Speaker 1: I want to go because I want a nigga who
Speaker 1: won't say shit to me three times because sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: hard hearing.
Speaker 2: Brothers, we must stay focused.
Speaker 1: Donations, donations, donation, Oh it's the third one. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: I know he's serious. Let me give him money off.
Speaker 2: That's why I.
Speaker 1: So let's recap on what we learned today.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. I think the problem.
Speaker 1: Here, uh No, I think shots the problem honestly, and
Speaker 1: his lack of a mic was the problem?
Speaker 2: You made a disruption in the episode.
Speaker 1: Everything you do? Okay? So, uh, what do we learn
Speaker 1: this week?
Speaker 2: Number one? Uh?
Speaker 1: One time Sierra told me my pad was showing.
Speaker 2: What did you learn this week? That you're a bully
Speaker 2: and that you need to get pepper spra.
Speaker 1: Okay okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay okay. I
Speaker 1: also learned that you know none of your niggas can
Speaker 1: beat me, so okay, really wrap the shut up? Where
Speaker 1: can the people find you?
Speaker 2: The people can find me in church.
Speaker 3: Or also on Instagram, Sierra s I E R R
Speaker 3: A A A Nicole and I C O L E
Speaker 3: I just I just talk about church a lot, so
Speaker 3: so I throw a few.
Speaker 2: Find that stuff entertaining.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, my message is always going to be the same.
Speaker 1: Follow me on a Graham, askt for me, p P
Speaker 1: E A at chocolate chip and sip and if you
Speaker 1: don't remember anything else, please remember we must stay focused.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, and I'll see you next week, please,