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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Sand.

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Speaker 2: Of Comedy for Kids.

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Speaker 3: We got a great joke, Jack the Jockie's gonna be

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Speaker 3: here ship some jokes.

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Speaker 1: But first Hudson submitted a joke for all of us

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Speaker 1: to hear.

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Speaker 2: Hello, my name's Houtsage and I'm from California.

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Speaker 3: Here's my joke.

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Speaker 2: How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles?

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Speaker 2: Great job, Hudson.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's keep a gun your comedian of the night.

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Speaker 1: Let's give it up for Jack the JOCKEYE. Hello, everybody,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack the Donkey. Letty sharing some jokes with you. First,

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Speaker 1: what do you call a horse that? Liz next door?

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Speaker 1: You're nay deeper? Where do horses go when they're sick?

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Speaker 1: The hospital? What street do horses live on? Main Street?

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Speaker 2: In the street?

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Speaker 4: When do vampires like horse racing? When it's neck and neck?

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Speaker 4: What did the mama horse say to the baby horse,

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Speaker 4: it's pasture your bedtime? Which state do horses go on vacation?

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Speaker 2: They go to Maine they.

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Speaker 3: Go What kind of horses go out after dark? Nightmares?

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Speaker 3: What's a horse's favorite Olympic sport?

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Speaker 2: Stable tennis? Stable tennis?

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Speaker 3: Where do horses go to shop for clothes, old navy

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Speaker 3: with me.

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Speaker 2: What did the horse say when he fell?

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Speaker 3: I've fallen and I can't get y up.

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Speaker 2: Why do cowboys ride horses.

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Speaker 3: Because they're too heavy to carry?

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Speaker 1: Because they're too heavy to cary?

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Speaker 2: What kind of bread do horses like to eat? Thorough bread?

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Speaker 2: That's a whirl bread. What's a horse's favorite? Skate? Nebraska? Nebraska? Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's been my time. I've been Jack the Jockey, see

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Speaker 2: you guys later.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's keep it going for Jack the Jockey. Great job,

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Speaker 3: will that's always be sure to share this episode with

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Speaker 3: follow your friends.

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Speaker 3: Who will be back next week with a brand new

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Speaker 3: comedian and a brand

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Speaker 2: New episode a stand up comedy for kids