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Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Who else?
Speaker 2: Netflix subscription? We both have our hands raised. They're raising
Speaker 2: their prices again. Didn't they just raise them on all
Speaker 2: of the tiers, all of them, even the the the
Speaker 2: cheapest and most expensive one are all going up.
Speaker 1: Didn't they just do it recently? Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, let's say they say, I'll read you what they
Speaker 2: say net. Netflix says, as we continue to invest in
Speaker 2: programming and deliver more value for our members, we will
Speaker 2: occasionally ask our members to pay a little more so
Speaker 2: we can reinvest to further improve Netflix. It's not clear
Speaker 2: when the prices will go up, but it's worth noting
Speaker 2: that Netflix has also announced its biggest ever jumping subscribers
Speaker 2: and quarterly revenue that reached ten billion dollars for the
Speaker 2: first time in history. It's going up for the first time.
Speaker 2: To answer your question, Taco, since October of twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: the ad supported plan is going from six ninety nine
Speaker 2: to seven ninety nine a month, the standard AD free
Speaker 2: tier is jumping two dollars and fifty cents from fifteen
Speaker 2: forty nine to seventeen ninety nine, and the Premium plan
Speaker 2: to get you the four K and Dolby atmost and
Speaker 2: all that is going from twenty two ninety nine to
Speaker 2: twenty four ninety nine. And the cost of adding an
Speaker 2: extra member to a primary account is also going up
Speaker 2: from seven ninety nine to eight ninety nine. So you
Speaker 2: get that kid away at school that you know, you
Speaker 2: now have to get them, you know, tagged on as
Speaker 2: an approved additional it's gonna cost you eight dollars more
Speaker 2: a month to whichever plan you have at home.
Speaker 3: See you're wrong on that part. They're gonna have to
Speaker 3: give themselves tagged on. Come on, you're the kid who
Speaker 3: knows all the technologies at it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Netflix. But they know they have us by
Speaker 1: the shorties.
Speaker 2: You know we've we've poked fun at this for a
Speaker 2: while now, but it is almost true. By the time
Speaker 2: you hatch work together all the different apps that are
Speaker 2: available now for your video content, you're right back to
Speaker 2: the cable satellites monthly payments.
Speaker 1: I went through and combined. Remember I combined all three
Speaker 1: of them and got that.
Speaker 3: The Max which I had, and then the Hulu I
Speaker 3: did not have, but then the other one that I
Speaker 3: packaged them up for.
Speaker 2: It's gonna differ for your needs, depending on who you
Speaker 2: are and what you want. But once you add them
Speaker 2: all up, if you do the math, you'll see what
Speaker 2: we're talking about here.
Speaker 3: So I was able to add all three of those,
Speaker 3: and I can't think of the third one, whatever it was.
Speaker 3: But anyway, all three of those and pay less than
Speaker 3: I did for just one of them.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Well, that's good.
Speaker 2: That's working out for you. The thing you do have
Speaker 2: to remember, though, is at least going this route, you're
Speaker 2: not getting dinged for the box rental and all that crap.
Speaker 2: And you know the oh I've got, you know, three TVs.
Speaker 2: They're going to hit me for each one of those
Speaker 2: fifteen bucks A boss, Yeah, that was that's just nonsense.
Speaker 2: I asked you a little while ago, how can you
Speaker 2: tell if a starfish is lonely or a sunfish is lonely?
Speaker 3: I don't know, told you I didn't know. I said
Speaker 3: something about maybe it changes its color.
Speaker 2: The Japanese staff or the staff in a Japanese aquarium.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming they're Japanese if it's a Japanese aquarium. They
Speaker 2: noticed that their sunfish was ailing. Almost as soon as
Speaker 2: the aquarium in Southern Japan closed for renovation in December
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, the sunfish became unwell. The aquarium said
Speaker 2: in a post on x that they said we couldn't
Speaker 2: figure out the cause and took various measures, but one
Speaker 2: of the staff members said, maybe it's lonely because it
Speaker 2: misses the visitor. Since we're closed, we thought ninety nine
Speaker 2: percent chance, No way but we attached the uniforms of
Speaker 2: the staff members to the tank with a little bit
Speaker 2: of hope. The aquarium said, then the next day the
Speaker 2: fish that now they have cardboard cutouts of people. This
Speaker 2: is going back to like COVID, you know when you
Speaker 2: were having the sports events with no fans and they
Speaker 2: put the damn card ord cutout in the seats to charge.
Speaker 1: What was that? What was the idea there? Anyway?
Speaker 3: It was so creepy, piping in like fake crowd noise
Speaker 3: and some of these to you be watching the basketball
Speaker 3: game and you're like, I'm not a moron.
Speaker 1: That's as a cutout. They're not a plouding.
Speaker 3: They wanted the applause because then it was more realistic.
Speaker 3: But don't don't belittle me by putting little cardboard cutouts there.
Speaker 2: Would I take away from this isn't any of you
Speaker 2: have even just a gold fish bowl or a fish
Speaker 2: tank for that matter. Does this mean the fish you're
Speaker 2: watching you everything you do, so if you're doing weird
Speaker 2: stuff in front of you, so I could see you
Speaker 2: doing weird stuff in front of your fish tank.
Speaker 3: Just for kicks, Remember I put my bag in the
Speaker 3: uh whatever that the biting fish you know what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about.
Speaker 1: I did a tea bag dropping there. Some bitch came
Speaker 1: darting up for it. I'm like, WHOA, I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I can't think of the name of that fish. You know,
Speaker 1: this sucker fish. No, not the sucker fish. That would
Speaker 1: have been interesting too. Yeah, that's the fun one.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about, the one that eats goldfish.
Speaker 2: All the fighting fish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know two two five two six, you're gonna
Speaker 3: flood at batis No, no, but shark o. People know
Speaker 3: what I'm talking Barracuda. Somebody else texted into two two
Speaker 3: five two six.
Speaker 1: You know what they should have done.
Speaker 3: They should have called that lady that had the the
Speaker 3: sunfishes as a boyfriend, Remember the one up north that
Speaker 3: every time she'd go to the mountain house, the fish
Speaker 3: would see him to her, and it was the same fish.
Speaker 3: I think she was giving it like guild jobs and stuff.
Speaker 3: Well I made it that part up, but.
Speaker 2: Still what that's thinking For a second, Oh my god, ABC.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of that.
Speaker 3: The first letter of Oscar fish, thank you two two
Speaker 3: five two six.
Speaker 1: Oscar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in college, did the old tea bag
Speaker 3: trick and eggs.
Speaker 4: Bits came darting up for the bottom. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 4: my blooney has a first name. It's aiss all right.
Speaker 4: And finally this in where's this in Germany?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Some dude evaded the fair to get on one of
Speaker 2: the bullet trains there.
Speaker 1: Somebody said Piranha.
Speaker 3: There ain't no way putting my bag in a Piranha tank.
Speaker 3: I was scarying up with the oscar. So somebody did
Speaker 3: what to have ballsoup fla going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh, stowaway on one of those bullet trains, European bullet trains.
Speaker 2: This one was in Germany. Guy snuck on board without
Speaker 2: buying a ticket and he got on with a couple
Speaker 2: of bags before the train was set to leave the station,
Speaker 2: and he had found an open seat and thought everything
Speaker 2: was good. Sin like, all right, I'm gonna step out
Speaker 2: on the back of the train and get a smoke
Speaker 2: in before we go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Door shut.
Speaker 2: While he's standing outside his back platform and the train
Speaker 2: takes off. His bags are inside, he's outside, the doors
Speaker 2: are shut. He was out there smoking. The train goes
Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy five miles an hour.
Speaker 3: And make making Quinn smoking there, but he was literally
Speaker 3: clinging on for about twenty miles.
Speaker 2: Is this thing zoomed zoomed along that they noticed him
Speaker 2: and they finally pulled him in and it was exposed
Speaker 2: that he had been on the train unlawful.
Speaker 3: I would lose my mind on the back of there,
Speaker 3: because you know, being afraid of heights and just going.
Speaker 3: Even if you were on the bright line doing one
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty or whatever.
Speaker 2: Should get north of one hundred. You're going at a
Speaker 2: pretty good clip regardless of what scenario is, and if
Speaker 2: you're on the outside as opposed to the.
Speaker 3: Inside, should have given up that smoking. But they probably
Speaker 3: needed a whole pack after that. One on one one
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