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<v Speaker 1>One O one Lynchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>They're the best, the best, the best. All right, A

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<v Speaker 2>few minutes left to vote for you say we played

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't done that yet, your vote might win

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<v Speaker 2>you Metallica tickets this morning JR.

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're voting on which faith no more song you

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<v Speaker 3>want to hear? The one with the most votes is

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<v Speaker 3>can jar our Facebook page, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we'll randomly pick one of you who votes, get

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<v Speaker 2>you Metallica tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Who else?

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<v Speaker 2>Netflix subscription? We both have our hands raised. They're raising

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<v Speaker 2>their prices again. Didn't they just raise them on all

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<v Speaker 2>of the tiers, all of them, even the the the

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<v Speaker 2>cheapest and most expensive one are all going up.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't they just do it recently? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's say they say, I'll read you what they

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<v Speaker 2>say net. Netflix says, as we continue to invest in

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<v Speaker 2>programming and deliver more value for our members, we will

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<v Speaker 2>occasionally ask our members to pay a little more so

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<v Speaker 2>we can reinvest to further improve Netflix. It's not clear

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<v Speaker 2>when the prices will go up, but it's worth noting

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<v Speaker 2>that Netflix has also announced its biggest ever jumping subscribers

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<v Speaker 2>and quarterly revenue that reached ten billion dollars for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time in history. It's going up for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>To answer your question, Taco, since October of twenty twenty three,

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<v Speaker 2>the ad supported plan is going from six ninety nine

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<v Speaker 2>to seven ninety nine a month, the standard AD free

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<v Speaker 2>tier is jumping two dollars and fifty cents from fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>forty nine to seventeen ninety nine, and the Premium plan

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<v Speaker 2>to get you the four K and Dolby atmost and

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<v Speaker 2>all that is going from twenty two ninety nine to

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four ninety nine. And the cost of adding an

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<v Speaker 2>extra member to a primary account is also going up

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<v Speaker 2>from seven ninety nine to eight ninety nine. So you

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<v Speaker 2>get that kid away at school that you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>now have to get them, you know, tagged on as

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<v Speaker 2>an approved additional it's gonna cost you eight dollars more

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<v Speaker 2>a month to whichever plan you have at home.

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<v Speaker 3>See you're wrong on that part. They're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 3>give themselves tagged on. Come on, you're the kid who

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<v Speaker 3>knows all the technologies at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Netflix. But they know they have us by

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<v Speaker 1>the shorties.

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<v Speaker 2>You know we've we've poked fun at this for a

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<v Speaker 2>while now, but it is almost true. By the time

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<v Speaker 2>you hatch work together all the different apps that are

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<v Speaker 2>available now for your video content, you're right back to

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<v Speaker 2>the cable satellites monthly payments.

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<v Speaker 1>I went through and combined. Remember I combined all three

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<v Speaker 1>of them and got that.

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<v Speaker 3>The Max which I had, and then the Hulu I

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<v Speaker 3>did not have, but then the other one that I

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<v Speaker 3>packaged them up for.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna differ for your needs, depending on who you

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<v Speaker 2>are and what you want. But once you add them

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<v Speaker 2>all up, if you do the math, you'll see what

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about here.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was able to add all three of those,

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<v Speaker 3>and I can't think of the third one, whatever it was.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, all three of those and pay less than

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<v Speaker 3>I did for just one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. Well, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's working out for you. The thing you do have

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<v Speaker 2>to remember, though, is at least going this route, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not getting dinged for the box rental and all that crap.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know the oh I've got, you know, three TVs.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to hit me for each one of those

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen bucks A boss, Yeah, that was that's just nonsense.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked you a little while ago, how can you

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<v Speaker 2>tell if a starfish is lonely or a sunfish is lonely?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, told you I didn't know. I said

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<v Speaker 3>something about maybe it changes its color.

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<v Speaker 2>The Japanese staff or the staff in a Japanese aquarium.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming they're Japanese if it's a Japanese aquarium. They

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<v Speaker 2>noticed that their sunfish was ailing. Almost as soon as

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<v Speaker 2>the aquarium in Southern Japan closed for renovation in December

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four, the sunfish became unwell. The aquarium said

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<v Speaker 2>in a post on x that they said we couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>figure out the cause and took various measures, but one

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<v Speaker 2>of the staff members said, maybe it's lonely because it

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<v Speaker 2>misses the visitor. Since we're closed, we thought ninety nine

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<v Speaker 2>percent chance, No way but we attached the uniforms of

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<v Speaker 2>the staff members to the tank with a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of hope. The aquarium said, then the next day the

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<v Speaker 2>fish that now they have cardboard cutouts of people. This

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<v Speaker 2>is going back to like COVID, you know when you

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<v Speaker 2>were having the sports events with no fans and they

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<v Speaker 2>put the damn card ord cutout in the seats to charge.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that? What was the idea there? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>It was so creepy, piping in like fake crowd noise

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<v Speaker 3>and some of these to you be watching the basketball

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<v Speaker 3>game and you're like, I'm not a moron.

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<v Speaker 1>That's as a cutout. They're not a plouding.

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<v Speaker 3>They wanted the applause because then it was more realistic.

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<v Speaker 3>But don't don't belittle me by putting little cardboard cutouts there.

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<v Speaker 2>Would I take away from this isn't any of you

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<v Speaker 2>have even just a gold fish bowl or a fish

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<v Speaker 2>tank for that matter. Does this mean the fish you're

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<v Speaker 2>watching you everything you do, so if you're doing weird

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<v Speaker 2>stuff in front of you, so I could see you

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<v Speaker 2>doing weird stuff in front of your fish tank.

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<v Speaker 3>Just for kicks, Remember I put my bag in the

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<v Speaker 3>uh whatever that the biting fish you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a tea bag dropping there. Some bitch came

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<v Speaker 1>darting up for it. I'm like, WHOA, I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of the name of that fish. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>this sucker fish. No, not the sucker fish. That would

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<v Speaker 1>have been interesting too. Yeah, that's the fun one.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about, the one that eats goldfish.

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<v Speaker 2>All the fighting fish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know two two five two six, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>flood at batis No, no, but shark o. People know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm talking Barracuda. Somebody else texted into two two

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<v Speaker 3>five two six.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what they should have done.

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<v Speaker 3>They should have called that lady that had the the

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<v Speaker 3>sunfishes as a boyfriend, Remember the one up north that

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<v Speaker 3>every time she'd go to the mountain house, the fish

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<v Speaker 3>would see him to her, and it was the same fish.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she was giving it like guild jobs and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I made it that part up, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Still what that's thinking For a second, Oh my god, ABC.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think of that.

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<v Speaker 3>The first letter of Oscar fish, thank you two two

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<v Speaker 3>five two six.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was in college, did the old tea bag

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<v Speaker 3>trick and eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>Bits came darting up for the bottom. I'm like, wow,

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<v Speaker 4>my blooney has a first name. It's aiss all right.

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<v Speaker 4>And finally this in where's this in Germany?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Some dude evaded the fair to get on one of

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<v Speaker 2>the bullet trains there.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said Piranha.

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<v Speaker 3>There ain't no way putting my bag in a Piranha tank.

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<v Speaker 3>I was scarying up with the oscar. So somebody did

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<v Speaker 3>what to have ballsoup fla going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, stowaway on one of those bullet trains, European bullet trains.

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<v Speaker 2>This one was in Germany. Guy snuck on board without

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<v Speaker 2>buying a ticket and he got on with a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of bags before the train was set to leave the station,

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<v Speaker 2>and he had found an open seat and thought everything

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<v Speaker 2>was good. Sin like, all right, I'm gonna step out

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<v Speaker 2>on the back of the train and get a smoke

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<v Speaker 2>in before we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Door shut.

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<v Speaker 2>While he's standing outside his back platform and the train

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<v Speaker 2>takes off. His bags are inside, he's outside, the doors

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<v Speaker 2>are shut. He was out there smoking. The train goes

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and seventy five miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 3>And make making Quinn smoking there, but he was literally

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<v Speaker 3>clinging on for about twenty miles.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this thing zoomed zoomed along that they noticed him

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<v Speaker 2>and they finally pulled him in and it was exposed

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<v Speaker 2>that he had been on the train unlawful.

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<v Speaker 3>I would lose my mind on the back of there,

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<v Speaker 3>because you know, being afraid of heights and just going.

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<v Speaker 3>Even if you were on the bright line doing one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and thirty or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Should get north of one hundred. You're going at a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good clip regardless of what scenario is, and if

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<v Speaker 2>you're on the outside as opposed to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Inside, should have given up that smoking. But they probably

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<v Speaker 3>needed a whole pack after that. One on one one

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