Speaker 1: Seems like Sunday. Well it is Sunday. You see Andy,
Speaker 1: we is on the radio.
Speaker 2: Now have a Sunday on CBS for Rinso.
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Speaker 3: Amos and Andy. Tonight, the Mystic Knights of the Sea
Speaker 3: gave their semi annual dance at the Lodge Hall. The
Speaker 3: affair was a huge success. It's now one thirty in
Speaker 3: the morning and the Kingfish and his wife Sapphire have
Speaker 3: just returned home.
Speaker 2: Well, so, hi you know I've really done some dancing
Speaker 2: the nail, Yes I noticed it. Yeah, I wo up
Speaker 2: the two cardboards I had covered the hole in my shoe,
Speaker 2: ended up waltzing right on my basket in there.
Speaker 4: Don't you talk to me about that dance you broke down, Romeo?
Speaker 4: What you mean it was a disgrace the way you
Speaker 4: carried on out on that dance floor. Did you have
Speaker 4: to hold that young miss Winslow as tidy as you did?
Speaker 2: What you mean, had a dance you supposed to hold
Speaker 2: your pardon to take?
Speaker 5: Not three minutes after the music stopped?
Speaker 1: Darsh dance?
Speaker 5: Why didn't you get away from her when the music
Speaker 5: was over?
Speaker 2: Well, button on my vest got caught on to lis
Speaker 2: on her dress and she was poor hore we go
Speaker 2: off some.
Speaker 4: Excuse thataddy, George. I'm just disgusted with you.
Speaker 5: I'm your wife and you didn't dance with me once
Speaker 5: during the whole evening.
Speaker 2: Oh well, how could I You spent all your time
Speaker 2: talking to that big fat woman who was that dread nord?
Speaker 4: Anyway, that miss ophlets and Parker, she just moved into
Speaker 4: town and I invited.
Speaker 5: Her over to the dance so she could get acquainted
Speaker 5: but not one of them ill mannered, large brothers. So
Speaker 5: yours asked her for a dance.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess none of the brothers had a truck
Speaker 2: driver's license.
Speaker 5: I don't know, Josh. She wasn't that fad.
Speaker 1: She wasn't. Huh.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you one thing. If a man wants
Speaker 2: to dance cheek the cheek with that blimp, he gonna
Speaker 2: have to be shaped like a boomerang.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: Well, I think she's a very nice woman.
Speaker 1: She happens to be a wither wid her.
Speaker 2: Huh well, let me be the first to congratulate her
Speaker 2: late husband.
Speaker 4: She wants to get married again, and George says, nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't want you hanging around with her.
Speaker 5: She's very sweet and pleased.
Speaker 1: I stay stay away from her.
Speaker 4: And she yes, inherited ten thousand dollars from her uncle.
Speaker 2: Uh, why don't you invite off for us upper sometimes?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna talk to you all night.
Speaker 2: I'm going to back hm so that and missus ople
Speaker 2: Parker's got ten thousand dollars and she wants to get married.
Speaker 2: Maybe I could get her and and it together with
Speaker 2: little Polly here.
Speaker 1: I might take that fat will I hit you up
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 2: Fat head end and come out of the thing with
Speaker 2: a nice fat wallet. Oh yeah, well, I got a
Speaker 2: picture here of Oprah lesson that sapphire.
Speaker 1: Give me a I put that in my desk drawer.
Speaker 2: Here. I'll tell Andy that I'll open up a in
Speaker 2: Reduction club so I can bring soul mats together. Oh
Speaker 2: I had a future bridegroom come clapping his seat down
Speaker 2: the hole. Now come in, brother, Anna. I uh sorry,
Speaker 2: I visited day and I can't talk to you. But
Speaker 2: sit down for an hour or two.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll just say telling me something. What's that sign
Speaker 1: on your door there saying in reduction Club?
Speaker 2: Well, then it's you hear the That's a new club
Speaker 2: that I was running bringing lovers together.
Speaker 1: Our slogan is a great mates at low rates.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a scientific introduction club, and we takes
Speaker 2: the guests work out the marriage and well we introduce
Speaker 2: people that is perfectly suited for each other.
Speaker 1: You mean sciences messing around with love? Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, then there we picked the right mate for your
Speaker 2: according to your horoscope.
Speaker 1: What is that? Oh?
Speaker 2: You are seated and it's a great big round circle
Speaker 2: with the months of the year going around it and
Speaker 2: the picture of different animals. It was invented by a
Speaker 2: very brainy man.
Speaker 1: It's called the sign of the zodiac. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: mean with all that stuff you can pick the perfect
Speaker 1: wife for me?
Speaker 2: That's right, and it's simple. Uh, you're seeing our cardon
Speaker 2: your birthday.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you comes under to ross the bull and
Speaker 2: you know this is the perfect month for tauruses to
Speaker 2: get married. Oh yeah, the sun is on the ascend.
Speaker 2: And say, the moon is in the sky, the stars
Speaker 2: is out in the milky way?
Speaker 1: Is marginized it? That sound good? All right? But how
Speaker 1: can you pick a gal for me by using my
Speaker 1: horse's goat horoscope? Man?
Speaker 2: We we we just find the gal whose sign is
Speaker 2: in harmony with George. You see now carding to you, Horisco.
Speaker 2: The perfect maid for you would be a gal that
Speaker 2: comes and comes under a capricorn, the goat capricorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wait a minute, I got a picture right Shelm
Speaker 2: with death draw or here you is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well that's a nice picture of the goat.
Speaker 1: All right, where's the butcher of the gal? No?
Speaker 2: No, and uh this is the gal and her name
Speaker 2: is oph Lesson Parker. So let us say and the
Speaker 2: moon and the stars is the milky whales.
Speaker 1: And from the looks of her, everything is out.
Speaker 2: You can't argue with the stars and the planets.
Speaker 1: And this gal is the perfect meat for you. Well,
Speaker 1: stars are no stars. I ain't getting hitched up with
Speaker 1: no hippopotamus. And you can tell that that the fellaw
Speaker 1: that invented all this stuff, that John Hodiac todiac.
Speaker 2: Look, and don't make no snap judgment here on account
Speaker 2: of her ship. You know she got the heft to
Speaker 2: type figure that men used to.
Speaker 1: Worship in the good old day. Yeah, but this galus
Speaker 1: weigh two hundred and fifty pounds. You made it say
Speaker 1: that a figure like that used to be popular. Ah
Speaker 1: sudden And don't you remember them who loves songs?
Speaker 2: The fellas used to sing to the gals pig of
Speaker 2: my heart, let me call you fatso.
Speaker 1: And all them? Yeah, I remember them all right, said
Speaker 1: but look, kingfish, I judge made it was no fat galon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then it there's more than marrinders gall than
Speaker 2: the human eye can see you, is he?
Speaker 1: Boy? What do you mean? Wenda? As you ever know?
Speaker 2: The walk and companionship of ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got ten thousand dollars. Uh, let me see
Speaker 1: that picture again. See that's funny. Oh, what's the matter
Speaker 1: Since I last looked at her? She done lost a
Speaker 1: lot of weight, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I tell you if you were still
Speaker 2: worried about that excess weight she got, that ain't real
Speaker 2: fat you though.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: You can send a walrus like that to a place
Speaker 2: called Elizabeth Arden and they can de blubber her at
Speaker 2: new time.
Speaker 1: Okay, king Rins, Okay, how much has I got to
Speaker 1: pay your introduce her to me? Well?
Speaker 2: You being my friend, and I won't ask you nothing
Speaker 2: right off the bat, but after the marriage you can
Speaker 2: give me the customer a stupid of half to ten
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, see ef you can range a date
Speaker 1: from it tonight. Okay, and it that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: We'll get right to work.
Speaker 2: I'll call up and you can take out for something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just wish she wasn't so fat though. Oh
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you don't worry about that.
Speaker 2: Remember the old saying, son, ten thousand dollars can cover
Speaker 2: a multitude of skin.
Speaker 1: Listen to the rumbling car, we listen to the engine. Humm,
Speaker 1: will you better get ready that from for many of them. All.
Speaker 6: I hear the car are coming. I hear it near
Speaker 6: at hand. I hear the wheels of rumbling and rolling.
Speaker 1: Through the lamb.
Speaker 6: Don't get on the children, get on, gett get on
Speaker 6: both the chupin.
Speaker 1: Yet of that's room Milliam.
Speaker 2: More.
Speaker 1: I hear the car coming. She's coming round her. I
Speaker 1: hear her. Where's the rumbling? She's raining every day she's training.
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Speaker 1: get on boo, children, get on bootcherre. That's room for
Speaker 1: many of them.
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Speaker 6: Conver like that heny nothing bothers me, happy as can
Speaker 6: be me in two a three and my moutine.
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Speaker 1: Bergand morning, na ay, Kingfish, Opala, tell me.
Speaker 2: Love a boy, how things going with wfor now you've
Speaker 2: been taking out eight digit Kingfish.
Speaker 1: Everything's in the bay. Last night I preposed Opal lessons.
Speaker 1: He done promised to waddle down the aisle, Woodman. That
Speaker 1: is great news in them. Oh, yeah, you know, Kingfish.
Speaker 1: When I first seed Opal lessons, I couldn't believe my eyes.
Speaker 1: Took me a little while to get used to her.
Speaker 1: But now everything is loved of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well sometimes that's the way with girls like that,
Speaker 2: and before you know what, you.
Speaker 1: Find that disgustus blossomed into love. Yeah. Well we done
Speaker 1: set the wedding for three days from now.
Speaker 2: Oh I tell you, And of that ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: is practically in the palm of our hands.
Speaker 1: High shorty, what is you looking so upset about? Something
Speaker 1: terrible just happened?
Speaker 8: That the most possible thing about that, the most harful
Speaker 8: cataslp that the most harbor thing of man that I
Speaker 8: don't get stand there, do something?
Speaker 1: I look at a calm down shorty.
Speaker 2: Now see you can't talk.
Speaker 1: A little more elegible with you? Yeah? Yeah, what goes on? Shorty?
Speaker 8: And he tell me to us they're that wealthy widow
Speaker 8: that you gonna marry. He ain't her name ople Assen Parker.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the girl. What about?
Speaker 8: Well, ten minutes ago in my barber shop, I shaved
Speaker 8: a fellow who just got into town. His name is
Speaker 8: Joe Parker, and he say he he was her husband.
Speaker 1: Oh what is you talking about? Joe Parker is dead? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Dead?
Speaker 8: Yeah no that I never would have shaved him him.
Speaker 2: But never mind that, shorty. If Open Lesson's husband is alive.
Speaker 1: This is terrible. Now, what did he have to see?
Speaker 8: Well, he got talking and he told me he ran
Speaker 8: out of on Open Lesson fifteen years ago and now
Speaker 8: for seven years since she had him declared legally dead.
Speaker 1: Well, if he's legal dead, wife, that ain't going to
Speaker 1: affect the wedding.
Speaker 5: Why wouldn't we He sure about that Andy?
Speaker 8: He said he just heard about her Inhatan ten thousand
Speaker 8: dollars and he might even remarry her to get his
Speaker 8: hands on He said she was always crazy about him.
Speaker 1: Oh me, this is awful.
Speaker 2: We gotta figure some way to get that Joe Parker
Speaker 2: out of the picture quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well he's staying at the Lennox Plaza Hotel.
Speaker 2: Well thanks a lot, Jordan for running over here with
Speaker 2: the news. You really thought fast. Oh I always think fast, fella.
Speaker 2: That that's why it used to be such a great lifeguard.
Speaker 1: Shorty, you was a lifeguard.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'll never forget. I'll never forget the experience
Speaker 8: I had on my first day on duty. All of
Speaker 8: a sudden, I saw a man way out in the
Speaker 8: ocean calling for help. I ran down to the water's
Speaker 8: edge and the break for twenty feet high, and then
Speaker 8: between me and the man, I saw a shark fin.
Speaker 1: Cut through the water, A shark filo.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Right right away of a lifeguard. I knew just what
Speaker 1: to do. What did you do, shorty? Oh?
Speaker 8: I put a knife on my teeth and I got
Speaker 8: I gotta running start, and I dove into them. I
Speaker 8: swam like a fish way out of them. I got
Speaker 8: a whole got in you, I got.
Speaker 1: I took my job.
Speaker 2: Hell, I look here, Look, I just thought of something.
Speaker 2: If we could could bunce Parker that you and her
Speaker 2: is already married up and has a bunch of children,
Speaker 2: it might appeal to his better nature and he wouldn't
Speaker 2: have the heart to break up the happy home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and besides that, we can tell him that all
Speaker 1: the kids is the image of their mother that ought
Speaker 1: to scare him. More.
Speaker 2: Tell you what, I call up this fellow Parker right
Speaker 2: away and get him over here.
Speaker 1: Well, tsnamus Parker.
Speaker 9: Now look here, Stevens or whatever your name is. I
Speaker 9: still don't know why you phone me to come over here.
Speaker 1: And see you.
Speaker 2: Well, like us plenty on the former's Parker, I hear
Speaker 2: you was in town. I got some reporting news about
Speaker 2: your former wife, hoble dovesn't Parker?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about her?
Speaker 2: Well, the two of the matter is that opelesn't done
Speaker 2: remarried seven years ago now and and.
Speaker 1: Right now she done.
Speaker 2: H she got a devoted husband and five love the children,
Speaker 2: the happy little family ever saw.
Speaker 9: Oh, but Lessant remarried. I can't believe that. She always told.
Speaker 1: Me that I was the only man.
Speaker 2: For Well, that's it. That's a weird with women, mister.
Speaker 2: There's more than one fishing to see, you know, op
Speaker 2: Let's need the first whale that got.
Speaker 1: Herself another flounder. Yeah, it's still hard to believe. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess it's quite a shock to you, miss Barker.
Speaker 1: But I can tell from you great Derby and.
Speaker 2: The cut of that, the other checker coach you got
Speaker 2: on that you got a heart of gold. I know
Speaker 2: you'd never do nothing to break up over Lessons happy home.
Speaker 9: Hell Look yeah, Stephens, there's ten thousand dollars in five Yeah,
Speaker 9: and the way I feel about oh wait, wait, look up.
Speaker 1: The wind of that.
Speaker 2: Look who coming across the street is open? Lesson's dead,
Speaker 2: the voted second husband, Sir. I leaves it to you
Speaker 2: on as a leaguer the dead gentlemen not to let him.
Speaker 1: Know who you is. I Kingfisher. Chere's my bedroom, slippers
Speaker 1: and smoking jacket. I just come from my happy home. Man.
Speaker 2: Oh bad to see you, the voted family man Brown them.
Speaker 2: I bet you had a tough time tearing yourself away.
Speaker 1: From the arms of your loved ones, ain't you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they really loves me, all right. Every time I tries
Speaker 1: to leave the house, it throws themselves in front of
Speaker 1: the door, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh you were sure, sweet Papa already?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, say who is this? Soll? Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, here is Joseph, gentleman that prefers to be nameless,
Speaker 2: mister Brown, May I present a man who has.
Speaker 1: Just come back from the dead.
Speaker 9: Likewise, mister Brown, you certainly seeing gird devoted to your family?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh sure, there ain't nothing I wouldn't do
Speaker 1: for my sweet wife or my three little ones.
Speaker 9: Three Wait a minute, chest Stephens. Moment ago you told
Speaker 9: me that five children?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, miss Brown, ain't you not made a little mistake?
Speaker 2: And you auditioned there The last time I went to
Speaker 2: your house, your wife told me you had five kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I ain't never seen for three, But that's
Speaker 1: opalescented all over. I bet she's saving the other two.
Speaker 1: That surprised me was one of my birthdays.
Speaker 2: Papa Brown, ain't you angels get home to your dear
Speaker 2: darling loved one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I is. You know my six year old son
Speaker 1: was naughty this morning. I gotta punish him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what is he gonna do to him? Kind
Speaker 2: hord to turn?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got a good mind to take
Speaker 1: away as pastor the burle that show so on. Look here, Stevens.
Speaker 1: This thing don't sound right to me.
Speaker 9: But with me being legally dead and everything, I ain't
Speaker 9: too show how I stand on the money myself.
Speaker 1: But I know this much.
Speaker 2: I it's got a nuisance rally around you. Oh yes, sir,
Speaker 2: you is a nuisance already know two years a boy there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you right too.
Speaker 9: If I can get five hundred bucks, they'll just deal
Speaker 9: our blowdown and forget the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Well, i'll tell you mother a five hundred Well, we
Speaker 2: ain't got the money right now, but I surely we
Speaker 2: can raise it someway. I'll meet you here at the
Speaker 2: large Hall tomorrow morning.
Speaker 9: Okay, and you better have the money or I is
Speaker 9: going to open a lesson how.
Speaker 2: You lake that low down corniven crook shaking us down
Speaker 2: for five hundred dollars just when we was all set
Speaker 2: to gyp the wood out of ten thousand.
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Speaker 2: Well, hello that sting Walter hu hi he king't.
Speaker 5: He come in?
Speaker 2: Manna say storing wall like a toy on the pone.
Speaker 2: I gotta see you bout something connected with Andrew's marriage.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well I hope he got better luck with his
Speaker 11: marriage than a friend of mine had.
Speaker 1: Uh what was that? Well that friend may.
Speaker 11: A woman that turned out to be the nagging a
Speaker 11: woman you ever saw?
Speaker 1: She nagged him, damn knight.
Speaker 5: So this man started avoiding his wife.
Speaker 1: What do yay dodds daddy office? He avoided at home
Speaker 1: and give her the slip every chance he cuts? You
Speaker 1: know what something?
Speaker 11: They finally arrested him for ducking his wife.
Speaker 2: Well, how could the police arresting for that?
Speaker 1: He was dunking in six feet of water?
Speaker 2: Now look at usting walk me and Handy has got
Speaker 2: to get five h herm dogs the pee off Oper
Speaker 2: Lesson's Parker ex husband and get him out of town
Speaker 2: so he won't mess up the wedding.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I gonna get hold of.
Speaker 9: That kind of money, But who you know has got
Speaker 9: five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: Who the only one I know it's got that kind
Speaker 2: of money is that fat the widow that and is married.
Speaker 2: The only thing is we done already told her that
Speaker 2: and as well fixed as he you did.
Speaker 1: Well, look kingsy, Why don't you tell.
Speaker 11: Her see that even though Andy got plenty of money,
Speaker 11: right now it's tired up and they needs five hundred
Speaker 11: dollars for emergency emergency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tell her that Andy need the emergency operation
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, I'll take Andy over there right to
Speaker 2: her house now or that's it, stewing Wall.
Speaker 1: That's great. You know you is a genius man.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, can't vin speaking of rich women. You
Speaker 11: know what I had all that that was in love
Speaker 11: with a widow that had ten thousand dollars, but he
Speaker 11: wouldn't marry her.
Speaker 1: He had principles about them thing he did. Huh. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 11: He's all right, wouldn't be honorable to marry huh until
Speaker 11: he had at least as much money as she had.
Speaker 2: And you know, took him six months to get ten
Speaker 2: thousand dollars six months. Huh.
Speaker 1: How did he manage to get it? He borrowed it
Speaker 1: from the wedder. Well, then they was married. Huh.
Speaker 11: Don't be silly, you think my author would marry one
Speaker 11: when that was broke.
Speaker 2: And hadn't already rung the front door bell? Are here,
Speaker 2: opal lesson coming to the door? Now the house is shaking.
Speaker 1: Well, what a pleasant surprime. Yeah glad we found your home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nice to see you, most Parker.
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah yeah, and you see those Parker. We
Speaker 2: were just passing by, and missus Brown, you're thought he'd
Speaker 2: dropped in for a little prenuptial love talk. After all,
Speaker 2: tomorrow is the day that your truth is going to
Speaker 2: be bladed, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thirty.
Speaker 4: Glad you come up, andy, Pie, But don't you know
Speaker 4: the superstition you shouldn't look at the drive so soon
Speaker 4: before the web.
Speaker 1: Oh that's all right, honey, nothing's gonna stop me from this. Weabon.
Speaker 1: Uh and the pie, why don't you sit on the
Speaker 1: sofa with miss Parker. Yeah, yeah, I'll squeeze in there
Speaker 1: and the pie tell you what. Let's get out of
Speaker 1: the business here. Uh yeah, opal lessant dollar, I need
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: You mean you want to buy for me?
Speaker 1: And you told me you had a wonderful income. Well
Speaker 1: it does, honey, but uh, this happens to be emergency
Speaker 1: and my capitol happens to be tied up right now.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you see that's right, Miss Parker. Miss Brown,
Speaker 2: here went over to U of blast here to expand
Speaker 2: his investments. You made a private of full five hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: But under the.
Speaker 2: European Reciprocal Fleecing Act, he's only can only fix.
Speaker 1: Guys. They won't let it take a forty dollars off
Speaker 1: the continent. Yeah, that's right. I had to leave five
Speaker 1: truckloads of money standing on the dock.
Speaker 5: Oh you say that you need this money for merchant Andy.
Speaker 2: Well, miss Parker, and they didn't want to mention it.
Speaker 1: But the boy is suffering from a.
Speaker 2: Bad kiss of acute appendicitis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right. You see, I've been speking my
Speaker 1: money to come through from Europe, so I've been putting
Speaker 1: off the operations for the past six months.
Speaker 5: You were putting off appendix operation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't guess it's very serious.
Speaker 2: Peradnighters didn't set until two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh, of course, you never know about them things. O.
Speaker 2: His appendix is ready to pop in any minutes.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't need to say. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The doctor listened to it with a stethoscope this morning.
Speaker 2: The thing was whistling like a pressure cooker.
Speaker 1: Oh me, is it really that's serious?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I tell you, mister Brown an't worried about it herself.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want nothing that happen tomorrow that would ruin
Speaker 2: the ceremony. His appendix might cut loose, you know, in
Speaker 2: the middle of the festivities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bil and embarrassing too, me marching down the aisle,
Speaker 1: pull up and not screaming and yelling.
Speaker 5: Well, and if you really need five hundred dollars for operation,
Speaker 5: I guess the.
Speaker 1: Only thing for me do landing to you all, that's
Speaker 1: the stuff.
Speaker 5: Now, if you just meet me my lawyer's office tomorrow morning,
Speaker 5: I'll have him arranged.
Speaker 1: The whole thing.
Speaker 2: Well, now, wait a minute, a lawyer, lawyer now, Now,
Speaker 2: on second thought, it ain't no use dragging no snoopy
Speaker 2: or third party into this mess here.
Speaker 1: Now, no, no, let's forget the whole thing. Yeah, forget it.
Speaker 5: What about it?
Speaker 1: And this pepic's operation, Well, I think if.
Speaker 2: He takes a couple of slugs the penicila and don'll
Speaker 2: play out the whole thing. Yeah yeah, and we'll rub
Speaker 2: some linimen on this perord night us too.
Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, well, little barker, we got a lot of.
Speaker 2: Things to be getting ready for the wedding, and everything
Speaker 2: we'll see you in church tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go bye, my.
Speaker 5: Lad by, goodbye, honey.
Speaker 1: Day, King Fish, Kingfish. We show was on thin ice
Speaker 1: there once you bring up that lawyer business, but I
Speaker 1: was we gonna get that five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, I tend you, and there's only one way that
Speaker 2: we can get it, you catching them insurance policies.
Speaker 1: Of yours, and I'll raise or rest by putting my
Speaker 1: furniture in heart.
Speaker 2: Then we'll pay off her ex husband Joe Parker, and
Speaker 2: everything will be clear sailing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, let's do that this afternoon, so we'll be
Speaker 1: all ready for the wedding tomorrow. Well, no, boy, don't
Speaker 1: be nervous. There's only a few more minutes now, Ain't
Speaker 1: that right? Amo? Yeah? He sure?
Speaker 2: Else Kings is or listening to that church organ playing
Speaker 2: the preliminary.
Speaker 1: Music out there and the church now and yeah, King,
Speaker 1: but I can hear it too, same as how I
Speaker 1: look in my striped trousers.
Speaker 2: Oh, you look fine. And the only thing is it
Speaker 2: would have been kind of nice if your vest and
Speaker 2: pants would have come together there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope this shirt stays in place too. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: I hope so too. And because I ain't never see
Speaker 1: the groom with a bay of mid rivers. Tell me, fellas,
Speaker 1: what happens next?
Speaker 2: Well, and when the organ music is the wedding march
Speaker 2: me and you goes out there in the church and
Speaker 2: we walk right up to the altar, and then oprah,
Speaker 2: lesson she come down the isle and join us there.
Speaker 1: You see, Yeah, well you don't. I was nervous, all right.
Speaker 2: Say, by the way in the rue, Ruby told me
Speaker 2: to tell you that she was sorry that she couldn't come.
Speaker 2: But you know, we was expecting a little baby in
Speaker 2: the next day or two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's wonderful, amos.
Speaker 2: And we were talking last night. If it's a boy,
Speaker 2: we is gonna name it after you in it. Oh really, Amos,
Speaker 2: that's great. Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. But but but you know, King Fish,
Speaker 1: this wedding has really got me nervous. Well, now I
Speaker 1: don't worry in her. In a few minutes, he was
Speaker 1: gonna walk through that door there and promise to.
Speaker 2: Love on on a big ten thousand dollars. Well, boys,
Speaker 2: I'm giving up a bachelor day. You certainly had a
Speaker 2: lot of congratulations telegrams. Some of your friends around the
Speaker 2: country and there. Yeah, I'm gonna keep all these two
Speaker 2: and from them, I'll.
Speaker 1: Get it in there.
Speaker 2: It must be another telegram congratulating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead. You know, Kingfish, I sure was glad
Speaker 1: he was able to raise that five hundred the bucks
Speaker 1: that pay off Joe Parker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, Dan, that Oprah Lesson was never knew that
Speaker 2: he was ever around here. And you got that money
Speaker 2: from us, you know. Oh another telegram AMers. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: then boy, are you getting a mesa telegrams? People are
Speaker 2: really sending you best wishes?
Speaker 1: Answer? Yeah, they all know you've learned a rich gale too.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah I was on Easy Street. Yeah, who's
Speaker 1: a telegram from? Nah? Yeah, we do love. Let me
Speaker 1: see ye, Miss Andrew H. Brown, Thanks for the five
Speaker 1: hundred you fell for that missing husband. Gag like a
Speaker 1: ton of bricks. Signed Joe and Ophalesson Parker.
Speaker 2: You know, have a time the king face opens his
Speaker 2: big mouth, well outcomes trouble.
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