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<v Speaker 1>Seems like Sunday. Well it is Sunday. You see Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>we is on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Now have a Sunday on CBS for Rinso.

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<v Speaker 1>And here comes the man. Now at the biggest news

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<v Speaker 1>in Rinso's history. Let's listen to him. It's the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>news ever.

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<v Speaker 3>It's new nineteen fifty Rinso with Solium, a full year

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<v Speaker 3>ahead of time. You nineteen fifty Renso has three times

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<v Speaker 3>the whiter washing action of any other soap.

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<v Speaker 1>But more about that in a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you, nineteen fifty Rinso brings you the Amos and

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<v Speaker 3>Andy Show. Yes, Sir Leber Brothers, the makers of nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>fifty Rinso brings you a transcribed a full half hour

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<v Speaker 3>of entertainment with Lulubin, Eddie Green, Ernestine Wade, the Jubilaires,

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff Alexander's Orchestra in chorus, and radio's all time favorites

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<v Speaker 3>Amos and Andy. Tonight, the Mystic Knights of the Sea

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<v Speaker 3>gave their semi annual dance at the Lodge Hall. The

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<v Speaker 3>affair was a huge success. It's now one thirty in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning and the Kingfish and his wife Sapphire have

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<v Speaker 3>just returned home.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so, hi you know I've really done some dancing

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<v Speaker 2>the nail, Yes I noticed it. Yeah, I wo up

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<v Speaker 2>the two cardboards I had covered the hole in my shoe,

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<v Speaker 2>ended up waltzing right on my basket in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you talk to me about that dance you broke down, Romeo?

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<v Speaker 4>What you mean it was a disgrace the way you

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<v Speaker 4>carried on out on that dance floor. Did you have

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<v Speaker 4>to hold that young miss Winslow as tidy as you did?

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<v Speaker 2>What you mean, had a dance you supposed to hold

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<v Speaker 2>your pardon to take?

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<v Speaker 5>Not three minutes after the music stopped?

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<v Speaker 1>Darsh dance?

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<v Speaker 5>Why didn't you get away from her when the music

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<v Speaker 5>was over?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, button on my vest got caught on to lis

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<v Speaker 2>on her dress and she was poor hore we go

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<v Speaker 2>off some.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse thataddy, George. I'm just disgusted with you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm your wife and you didn't dance with me once

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<v Speaker 5>during the whole evening.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, how could I You spent all your time

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<v Speaker 2>talking to that big fat woman who was that dread nord?

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, that miss ophlets and Parker, she just moved into

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<v Speaker 4>town and I invited.

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<v Speaker 5>Her over to the dance so she could get acquainted

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<v Speaker 5>but not one of them ill mannered, large brothers. So

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<v Speaker 5>yours asked her for a dance.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess none of the brothers had a truck

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<v Speaker 2>driver's license.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, Josh. She wasn't that fad.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't. Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll tell you one thing. If a man wants

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<v Speaker 2>to dance cheek the cheek with that blimp, he gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to be shaped like a boomerang.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I think she's a very nice woman.

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<v Speaker 1>She happens to be a wither wid her.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh well, let me be the first to congratulate her

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<v Speaker 2>late husband.

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<v Speaker 4>She wants to get married again, and George says, nothing wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you hanging around with her.

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<v Speaker 5>She's very sweet and pleased.

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<v Speaker 1>I stay stay away from her.

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<v Speaker 4>And she yes, inherited ten thousand dollars from her uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, why don't you invite off for us upper sometimes?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm gonna talk to you all night.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to back hm so that and missus ople

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<v Speaker 2>Parker's got ten thousand dollars and she wants to get married.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I could get her and and it together with

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<v Speaker 2>little Polly here.

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<v Speaker 1>I might take that fat will I hit you up

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<v Speaker 1>to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Fat head end and come out of the thing with

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<v Speaker 2>a nice fat wallet. Oh yeah, well, I got a

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<v Speaker 2>picture here of Oprah lesson that sapphire.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a I put that in my desk drawer.

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<v Speaker 2>Here. I'll tell Andy that I'll open up a in

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<v Speaker 2>Reduction club so I can bring soul mats together. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I had a future bridegroom come clapping his seat down

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<v Speaker 2>the hole. Now come in, brother, Anna. I uh sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I visited day and I can't talk to you. But

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<v Speaker 2>sit down for an hour or two.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we'll just say telling me something. What's that sign

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<v Speaker 1>on your door there saying in reduction Club?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then it's you hear the That's a new club

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<v Speaker 2>that I was running bringing lovers together.

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<v Speaker 1>Our slogan is a great mates at low rates.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a scientific introduction club, and we takes

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<v Speaker 2>the guests work out the marriage and well we introduce

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<v Speaker 2>people that is perfectly suited for each other.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean sciences messing around with love? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, then there we picked the right mate for your

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<v Speaker 2>according to your horoscope.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You are seated and it's a great big round circle

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<v Speaker 2>with the months of the year going around it and

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<v Speaker 2>the picture of different animals. It was invented by a

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<v Speaker 2>very brainy man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the sign of the zodiac. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>mean with all that stuff you can pick the perfect

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<v Speaker 1>wife for me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, and it's simple. Uh, you're seeing our cardon

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<v Speaker 2>your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you comes under to ross the bull and

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<v Speaker 2>you know this is the perfect month for tauruses to

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<v Speaker 2>get married. Oh yeah, the sun is on the ascend.

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<v Speaker 2>And say, the moon is in the sky, the stars

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<v Speaker 2>is out in the milky way?

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<v Speaker 1>Is marginized it? That sound good? All right? But how

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<v Speaker 1>can you pick a gal for me by using my

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<v Speaker 1>horse's goat horoscope? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>We we we just find the gal whose sign is

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<v Speaker 2>in harmony with George. You see now carding to you, Horisco.

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<v Speaker 2>The perfect maid for you would be a gal that

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<v Speaker 2>comes and comes under a capricorn, the goat capricorn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Wait a minute, I got a picture right Shelm

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<v Speaker 2>with death draw or here you is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well that's a nice picture of the goat.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, where's the butcher of the gal? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, and uh this is the gal and her name

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<v Speaker 2>is oph Lesson Parker. So let us say and the

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<v Speaker 2>moon and the stars is the milky whales.

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<v Speaker 1>And from the looks of her, everything is out.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't argue with the stars and the planets.

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<v Speaker 1>And this gal is the perfect meat for you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>stars are no stars. I ain't getting hitched up with

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<v Speaker 1>no hippopotamus. And you can tell that that the fellaw

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<v Speaker 1>that invented all this stuff, that John Hodiac todiac.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, and don't make no snap judgment here on account

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<v Speaker 2>of her ship. You know she got the heft to

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<v Speaker 2>type figure that men used to.

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<v Speaker 1>Worship in the good old day. Yeah, but this galus

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<v Speaker 1>weigh two hundred and fifty pounds. You made it say

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<v Speaker 1>that a figure like that used to be popular. Ah

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<v Speaker 1>sudden And don't you remember them who loves songs?

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<v Speaker 2>The fellas used to sing to the gals pig of

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<v Speaker 2>my heart, let me call you fatso.

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<v Speaker 1>And all them? Yeah, I remember them all right, said

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<v Speaker 1>but look, kingfish, I judge made it was no fat galon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but then it there's more than marrinders gall than

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<v Speaker 2>the human eye can see you, is he?

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<v Speaker 1>Boy? What do you mean? Wenda? As you ever know?

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<v Speaker 2>The walk and companionship of ten thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she got ten thousand dollars. Uh, let me see

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<v Speaker 1>that picture again. See that's funny. Oh, what's the matter

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<v Speaker 1>Since I last looked at her? She done lost a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of weight, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and I tell you if you were still

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<v Speaker 2>worried about that excess weight she got, that ain't real

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<v Speaker 2>fat you though.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>You can send a walrus like that to a place

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<v Speaker 2>called Elizabeth Arden and they can de blubber her at

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<v Speaker 2>new time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, king Rins, Okay, how much has I got to

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<v Speaker 1>pay your introduce her to me? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>You being my friend, and I won't ask you nothing

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<v Speaker 2>right off the bat, but after the marriage you can

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<v Speaker 2>give me the customer a stupid of half to ten

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, see ef you can range a date

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<v Speaker 1>from it tonight. Okay, and it that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get right to work.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll call up and you can take out for something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I just wish she wasn't so fat though. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll tell you don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the old saying, son, ten thousand dollars can cover

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<v Speaker 2>a multitude of skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to the rumbling car, we listen to the engine. Humm,

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<v Speaker 1>will you better get ready that from for many of them. All.

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<v Speaker 6>I hear the car are coming. I hear it near

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<v Speaker 6>at hand. I hear the wheels of rumbling and rolling.

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<v Speaker 1>Through the lamb.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't get on the children, get on, gett get on

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<v Speaker 6>both the chupin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet of that's room Milliam.

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<v Speaker 2>More.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear the car coming. She's coming round her. I

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<v Speaker 1>hear her. Where's the rumbling? She's raining every day she's training.

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<v Speaker 1>Came on, little gentleman, get up, little children, Get up

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<v Speaker 1>on little children, that rom many am all get on board. Children,

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<v Speaker 1>get on boo, children, get on bootcherre. That's room for

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<v Speaker 1>many of them.

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<v Speaker 7>We're rolling rocket with orangine, costa nucket, justa smoking and

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<v Speaker 7>chugging down that long, long road. We're rolling and rocket

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<v Speaker 7>with orangeine knocking and we're happy.

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<v Speaker 6>Conver like that heny nothing bothers me, happy as can

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<v Speaker 6>be me in two a three and my moutine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bad lettle Lennis Niam ugging on board the children,

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<v Speaker 1>gir bo children.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, there's a many album.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, here's amazing news. The biggest news in Rinso's history.

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<v Speaker 3>so sensit. New nineteen fifty Rinso has three times the

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<v Speaker 3>whiter washing action of any other soap. It's here a

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<v Speaker 3>year ahead of time. New nineteen fifty Rinso the only

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<v Speaker 3>has three times the whiter washing action of any other soap.

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<v Speaker 1>Bergand morning, na ay, Kingfish, Opala, tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Love a boy, how things going with wfor now you've

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<v Speaker 2>been taking out eight digit Kingfish.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's in the bay. Last night I preposed Opal lessons.

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<v Speaker 1>He done promised to waddle down the aisle, Woodman. That

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<v Speaker 1>is great news in them. Oh, yeah, you know, Kingfish.

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<v Speaker 1>When I first seed Opal lessons, I couldn't believe my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Took me a little while to get used to her.

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<v Speaker 1>But now everything is loved of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well sometimes that's the way with girls like that,

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<v Speaker 2>and before you know what, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Find that disgustus blossomed into love. Yeah. Well we done

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<v Speaker 1>set the wedding for three days from now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I tell you, And of that ten thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>is practically in the palm of our hands.

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<v Speaker 1>High shorty, what is you looking so upset about? Something

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<v Speaker 1>terrible just happened?

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<v Speaker 8>That the most possible thing about that, the most harful

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<v Speaker 8>cataslp that the most harbor thing of man that I

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<v Speaker 8>don't get stand there, do something?

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<v Speaker 1>I look at a calm down shorty.

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<v Speaker 2>Now see you can't talk.

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<v Speaker 1>A little more elegible with you? Yeah? Yeah, what goes on? Shorty?

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<v Speaker 8>And he tell me to us they're that wealthy widow

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<v Speaker 8>that you gonna marry. He ain't her name ople Assen Parker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's the girl. What about?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, ten minutes ago in my barber shop, I shaved

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<v Speaker 8>a fellow who just got into town. His name is

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<v Speaker 8>Joe Parker, and he say he he was her husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what is you talking about? Joe Parker is dead? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Dead?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah no that I never would have shaved him him.

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<v Speaker 2>But never mind that, shorty. If Open Lesson's husband is alive.

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<v Speaker 1>This is terrible. Now, what did he have to see?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, he got talking and he told me he ran

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<v Speaker 8>out of on Open Lesson fifteen years ago and now

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<v Speaker 8>for seven years since she had him declared legally dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if he's legal dead, wife, that ain't going to

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<v Speaker 1>affect the wedding.

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<v Speaker 5>Why wouldn't we He sure about that Andy?

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<v Speaker 8>He said he just heard about her Inhatan ten thousand

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<v Speaker 8>dollars and he might even remarry her to get his

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<v Speaker 8>hands on He said she was always crazy about him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh me, this is awful.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta figure some way to get that Joe Parker

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<v Speaker 2>out of the picture quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Well he's staying at the Lennox Plaza Hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>Well thanks a lot, Jordan for running over here with

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<v Speaker 2>the news. You really thought fast. Oh I always think fast, fella.

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<v Speaker 2>That that's why it used to be such a great lifeguard.

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<v Speaker 1>Shorty, you was a lifeguard.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, I'll never forget. I'll never forget the experience

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<v Speaker 8>I had on my first day on duty. All of

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<v Speaker 8>a sudden, I saw a man way out in the

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<v Speaker 8>ocean calling for help. I ran down to the water's

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<v Speaker 8>edge and the break for twenty feet high, and then

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<v Speaker 8>between me and the man, I saw a shark fin.

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<v Speaker 1>Cut through the water, A shark filo.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right away of a lifeguard. I knew just what

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<v Speaker 1>to do. What did you do, shorty? Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>I put a knife on my teeth and I got

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<v Speaker 8>I gotta running start, and I dove into them. I

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<v Speaker 8>swam like a fish way out of them. I got

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<v Speaker 8>a whole got in you, I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I took my job.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell, I look here, Look, I just thought of something.

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<v Speaker 2>If we could could bunce Parker that you and her

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<v Speaker 2>is already married up and has a bunch of children,

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<v Speaker 2>it might appeal to his better nature and he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have the heart to break up the happy home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and besides that, we can tell him that all

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<v Speaker 1>the kids is the image of their mother that ought

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<v Speaker 1>to scare him. More.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you what, I call up this fellow Parker right

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<v Speaker 2>away and get him over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, tsnamus Parker.

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<v Speaker 9>Now look here, Stevens or whatever your name is. I

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<v Speaker 9>still don't know why you phone me to come over here.

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<v Speaker 1>And see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like us plenty on the former's Parker, I hear

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<v Speaker 2>you was in town. I got some reporting news about

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<v Speaker 2>your former wife, hoble dovesn't Parker?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what about her?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the two of the matter is that opelesn't done

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<v Speaker 2>remarried seven years ago now and and.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now she done.

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<v Speaker 2>H she got a devoted husband and five love the children,

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<v Speaker 2>the happy little family ever saw.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, but Lessant remarried. I can't believe that. She always told.

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<v Speaker 1>Me that I was the only man.

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<v Speaker 2>For Well, that's it. That's a weird with women, mister.

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<v Speaker 2>There's more than one fishing to see, you know, op

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<v Speaker 2>Let's need the first whale that got.

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<v Speaker 1>Herself another flounder. Yeah, it's still hard to believe. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's quite a shock to you, miss Barker.

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<v Speaker 1>But I can tell from you great Derby and.

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<v Speaker 2>The cut of that, the other checker coach you got

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<v Speaker 2>on that you got a heart of gold. I know

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<v Speaker 2>you'd never do nothing to break up over Lessons happy home.

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<v Speaker 9>Hell Look yeah, Stephens, there's ten thousand dollars in five Yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>and the way I feel about oh wait, wait, look up.

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<v Speaker 1>The wind of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Look who coming across the street is open? Lesson's dead,

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<v Speaker 2>the voted second husband, Sir. I leaves it to you

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<v Speaker 2>on as a leaguer the dead gentlemen not to let him.

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<v Speaker 1>Know who you is. I Kingfisher. Chere's my bedroom, slippers

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<v Speaker 1>and smoking jacket. I just come from my happy home. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh bad to see you, the voted family man Brown them.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you had a tough time tearing yourself away.

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<v Speaker 1>From the arms of your loved ones, ain't you. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they really loves me, all right. Every time I tries

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<v Speaker 1>to leave the house, it throws themselves in front of

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<v Speaker 1>the door, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you were sure, sweet Papa already?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, say who is this? Soll? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here is Joseph, gentleman that prefers to be nameless,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Brown, May I present a man who has.

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<v Speaker 1>Just come back from the dead.

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<v Speaker 9>Likewise, mister Brown, you certainly seeing gird devoted to your family?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Oh sure, there ain't nothing I wouldn't do

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<v Speaker 1>for my sweet wife or my three little ones.

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<v Speaker 9>Three Wait a minute, chest Stephens. Moment ago you told

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<v Speaker 9>me that five children?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, miss Brown, ain't you not made a little mistake?

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<v Speaker 2>And you auditioned there The last time I went to

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<v Speaker 2>your house, your wife told me you had five kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, I ain't never seen for three, But that's

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<v Speaker 1>opalescented all over. I bet she's saving the other two.

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<v Speaker 1>That surprised me was one of my birthdays.

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<v Speaker 2>Papa Brown, ain't you angels get home to your dear

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<v Speaker 2>darling loved one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I is. You know my six year old son

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<v Speaker 1>was naughty this morning. I gotta punish him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, what is he gonna do to him? Kind

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<v Speaker 2>hord to turn?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I got a good mind to take

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<v Speaker 1>away as pastor the burle that show so on. Look here, Stevens.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing don't sound right to me.

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<v Speaker 9>But with me being legally dead and everything, I ain't

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<v Speaker 9>too show how I stand on the money myself.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know this much.

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<v Speaker 2>I it's got a nuisance rally around you. Oh yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>you is a nuisance already know two years a boy there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll tell you right too.

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<v Speaker 9>If I can get five hundred bucks, they'll just deal

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<v Speaker 9>our blowdown and forget the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, i'll tell you mother a five hundred Well, we

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<v Speaker 2>ain't got the money right now, but I surely we

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<v Speaker 2>can raise it someway. I'll meet you here at the

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<v Speaker 2>large Hall tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, and you better have the money or I is

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<v Speaker 9>going to open a lesson how.

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<v Speaker 2>You lake that low down corniven crook shaking us down

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<v Speaker 2>for five hundred dollars just when we was all set

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<v Speaker 2>to gyp the wood out of ten thousand.

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<v Speaker 10>This is your old friend John Lake. You know one

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<v Speaker 10>of my wife's friends use new nineteen fifty Rinso for

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<v Speaker 10>the first time last week, and do you know she's

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<v Speaker 10>almost ecstatic about it? And no wonder, New nineteen fifty

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<v Speaker 10>Rinso has three times the whiter washing action of any

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<v Speaker 10>other soap. This amazing new washing action of nineteen fifty

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<v Speaker 10>rinsol makes clothes whiter than new, colors brighter than new,

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<v Speaker 10>and keeps them whiter brighter than any other soap. Well

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<v Speaker 10>that's the story, and it's absolutely true. New nineteen fifty

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<v Speaker 10>Rinso has three times the whiter washing action of any

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<v Speaker 10>other soap. But Rinso is so safe for clothes, so

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<v Speaker 10>kind to hands. Your dealer has new nineteen fifty Rinso

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<v Speaker 10>in the large or economical giant size, Try new nineteen

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<v Speaker 10>fifty Rinso. And now back to amos Nandy, My mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hello that sting Walter hu hi he king't.

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<v Speaker 5>He come in?

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<v Speaker 2>Manna say storing wall like a toy on the pone.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta see you bout something connected with Andrew's marriage.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, well I hope he got better luck with his

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<v Speaker 11>marriage than a friend of mine had.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh what was that? Well that friend may.

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<v Speaker 11>A woman that turned out to be the nagging a

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<v Speaker 11>woman you ever saw?

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<v Speaker 1>She nagged him, damn knight.

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<v Speaker 5>So this man started avoiding his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>What do yay dodds daddy office? He avoided at home

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<v Speaker 1>and give her the slip every chance he cuts? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what something?

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<v Speaker 11>They finally arrested him for ducking his wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, how could the police arresting for that?

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<v Speaker 1>He was dunking in six feet of water?

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<v Speaker 2>Now look at usting walk me and Handy has got

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<v Speaker 2>to get five h herm dogs the pee off Oper

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<v Speaker 2>Lesson's Parker ex husband and get him out of town

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<v Speaker 2>so he won't mess up the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where I gonna get hold of.

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<v Speaker 9>That kind of money, But who you know has got

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<v Speaker 9>five hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>Who the only one I know it's got that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of money is that fat the widow that and is married.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing is we done already told her that

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<v Speaker 2>and as well fixed as he you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look kingsy, Why don't you tell.

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<v Speaker 11>Her see that even though Andy got plenty of money,

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<v Speaker 11>right now it's tired up and they needs five hundred

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<v Speaker 11>dollars for emergency emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, tell her that Andy need the emergency operation

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<v Speaker 2>or something. Yeah, I'll take Andy over there right to

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<v Speaker 2>her house now or that's it, stewing Wall.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. You know you is a genius man.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, you know, can't vin speaking of rich women. You

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<v Speaker 11>know what I had all that that was in love

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<v Speaker 11>with a widow that had ten thousand dollars, but he

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<v Speaker 11>wouldn't marry her.

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<v Speaker 1>He had principles about them thing he did. Huh. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what.

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<v Speaker 11>He's all right, wouldn't be honorable to marry huh until

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<v Speaker 11>he had at least as much money as she had.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, took him six months to get ten

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars six months. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>How did he manage to get it? He borrowed it

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<v Speaker 1>from the wedder. Well, then they was married. Huh.

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<v Speaker 11>Don't be silly, you think my author would marry one

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<v Speaker 11>when that was broke.

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<v Speaker 2>And hadn't already rung the front door bell? Are here,

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<v Speaker 2>opal lesson coming to the door? Now the house is shaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what a pleasant surprime. Yeah glad we found your home. Yeah,

432
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<v Speaker 1>nice to see you, most Parker.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, yeah yeah, and you see those Parker. We

434
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<v Speaker 2>were just passing by, and missus Brown, you're thought he'd

435
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<v Speaker 2>dropped in for a little prenuptial love talk. After all,

436
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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow is the day that your truth is going to

437
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<v Speaker 2>be bladed, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>Glad you come up, andy, Pie, But don't you know

440
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<v Speaker 4>the superstition you shouldn't look at the drive so soon

441
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<v Speaker 4>before the web.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's all right, honey, nothing's gonna stop me from this. Weabon.

443
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<v Speaker 1>Uh and the pie, why don't you sit on the

444
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<v Speaker 1>sofa with miss Parker. Yeah, yeah, I'll squeeze in there

445
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<v Speaker 1>and the pie tell you what. Let's get out of

446
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<v Speaker 1>the business here. Uh yeah, opal lessant dollar, I need

447
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<v Speaker 1>five hundred dollars. Five hundred dollars.

448
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<v Speaker 5>You mean you want to buy for me?

449
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<v Speaker 1>And you told me you had a wonderful income. Well

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<v Speaker 1>it does, honey, but uh, this happens to be emergency

451
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<v Speaker 1>and my capitol happens to be tied up right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you see that's right, Miss Parker. Miss Brown,

453
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<v Speaker 2>here went over to U of blast here to expand

454
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<v Speaker 2>his investments. You made a private of full five hundred

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars.

456
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<v Speaker 1>But under the.

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<v Speaker 2>European Reciprocal Fleecing Act, he's only can only fix.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys. They won't let it take a forty dollars off

459
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<v Speaker 1>the continent. Yeah, that's right. I had to leave five

460
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<v Speaker 1>truckloads of money standing on the dock.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you say that you need this money for merchant Andy.

462
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<v Speaker 2>Well, miss Parker, and they didn't want to mention it.

463
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<v Speaker 1>But the boy is suffering from a.

464
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<v Speaker 2>Bad kiss of acute appendicitis.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's right. You see, I've been speking my

466
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<v Speaker 1>money to come through from Europe, so I've been putting

467
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<v Speaker 1>off the operations for the past six months.

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<v Speaker 5>You were putting off appendix operation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I don't guess it's very serious.

470
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<v Speaker 2>Peradnighters didn't set until two weeks ago.

471
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<v Speaker 1>Oh, of course, you never know about them things. O.

472
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<v Speaker 2>His appendix is ready to pop in any minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you don't need to say. Oh yeah, yeah.

474
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<v Speaker 2>The doctor listened to it with a stethoscope this morning.

475
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<v Speaker 2>The thing was whistling like a pressure cooker.

476
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<v Speaker 1>Oh me, is it really that's serious?

477
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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you, mister Brown an't worried about it herself.

479
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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't want nothing that happen tomorrow that would ruin

480
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<v Speaker 2>the ceremony. His appendix might cut loose, you know, in

481
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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the festivities.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Bil and embarrassing too, me marching down the aisle,

483
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<v Speaker 1>pull up and not screaming and yelling.

484
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<v Speaker 5>Well, and if you really need five hundred dollars for operation,

485
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<v Speaker 5>I guess the.

486
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<v Speaker 1>Only thing for me do landing to you all, that's

487
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<v Speaker 1>the stuff.

488
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<v Speaker 5>Now, if you just meet me my lawyer's office tomorrow morning,

489
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<v Speaker 5>I'll have him arranged.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now, wait a minute, a lawyer, lawyer now, Now,

492
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<v Speaker 2>on second thought, it ain't no use dragging no snoopy

493
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<v Speaker 2>or third party into this mess here.

494
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<v Speaker 1>Now, no, no, let's forget the whole thing. Yeah, forget it.

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<v Speaker 5>What about it?

496
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<v Speaker 1>And this pepic's operation, Well, I think if.

497
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<v Speaker 2>He takes a couple of slugs the penicila and don'll

498
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<v Speaker 2>play out the whole thing. Yeah yeah, and we'll rub

499
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<v Speaker 2>some linimen on this perord night us too.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Yeah, well, little barker, we got a lot of.

501
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<v Speaker 2>Things to be getting ready for the wedding, and everything

502
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<v Speaker 2>we'll see you in church tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, go bye, my.

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<v Speaker 5>Lad by, goodbye, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Day, King Fish, Kingfish. We show was on thin ice

506
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<v Speaker 1>there once you bring up that lawyer business, but I

507
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<v Speaker 1>was we gonna get that five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I tend you, and there's only one way that

509
00:24:59.119 --> 00:25:02.079
<v Speaker 2>we can get it, you catching them insurance policies.

510
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<v Speaker 1>Of yours, and I'll raise or rest by putting my

511
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<v Speaker 1>furniture in heart.

512
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<v Speaker 2>Then we'll pay off her ex husband Joe Parker, and

513
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<v Speaker 2>everything will be clear sailing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, let's do that this afternoon, so we'll be

515
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<v Speaker 1>all ready for the wedding tomorrow. Well, no, boy, don't

516
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<v Speaker 1>be nervous. There's only a few more minutes now, Ain't

517
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<v Speaker 1>that right? Amo? Yeah? He sure?

518
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<v Speaker 2>Else Kings is or listening to that church organ playing

519
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<v Speaker 2>the preliminary.

520
00:25:34.440 --> 00:25:36.319
<v Speaker 1>Music out there and the church now and yeah, King,

521
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<v Speaker 1>but I can hear it too, same as how I

522
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<v Speaker 1>look in my striped trousers.

523
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you look fine. And the only thing is it

524
00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:45.039
<v Speaker 2>would have been kind of nice if your vest and

525
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:46.720
<v Speaker 2>pants would have come together there.

526
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hope this shirt stays in place too. Yeah, Well,

527
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<v Speaker 1>I hope so too. And because I ain't never see

528
00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:56.759
<v Speaker 1>the groom with a bay of mid rivers. Tell me, fellas,

529
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<v Speaker 1>what happens next?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and when the organ music is the wedding march

531
00:26:01.319 --> 00:26:03.400
<v Speaker 2>me and you goes out there in the church and

532
00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:05.440
<v Speaker 2>we walk right up to the altar, and then oprah,

533
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<v Speaker 2>lesson she come down the isle and join us there.

534
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<v Speaker 1>You see, Yeah, well you don't. I was nervous, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, by the way in the rue, Ruby told me

536
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<v Speaker 2>to tell you that she was sorry that she couldn't come.

537
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<v Speaker 2>But you know, we was expecting a little baby in

538
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<v Speaker 2>the next day or two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's wonderful, amos.

540
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<v Speaker 2>And we were talking last night. If it's a boy,

541
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<v Speaker 2>we is gonna name it after you in it. Oh really, Amos,

542
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<v Speaker 2>that's great. Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.

543
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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's great. But but but you know, King Fish,

544
00:26:28.880 --> 00:26:30.640
<v Speaker 1>this wedding has really got me nervous. Well, now I

545
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<v Speaker 1>don't worry in her. In a few minutes, he was

546
00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:34.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna walk through that door there and promise to.

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<v Speaker 2>Love on on a big ten thousand dollars. Well, boys,

548
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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving up a bachelor day. You certainly had a

549
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<v Speaker 2>lot of congratulations telegrams. Some of your friends around the

550
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<v Speaker 2>country and there. Yeah, I'm gonna keep all these two

551
00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:47.759
<v Speaker 2>and from them, I'll.

552
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<v Speaker 1>Get it in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be another telegram congratulating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go ahead. You know, Kingfish, I sure was glad

555
00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:54.880
<v Speaker 1>he was able to raise that five hundred the bucks

556
00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:56.039
<v Speaker 1>that pay off Joe Parker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen, Dan, that Oprah Lesson was never knew that

558
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<v Speaker 2>he was ever around here. And you got that money

559
00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:03.880
<v Speaker 2>from us, you know. Oh another telegram AMers. Yeah, yeah,

560
00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:06.559
<v Speaker 2>then boy, are you getting a mesa telegrams? People are

561
00:27:06.559 --> 00:27:07.759
<v Speaker 2>really sending you best wishes?

562
00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:10.559
<v Speaker 1>Answer? Yeah, they all know you've learned a rich gale too.

563
00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>And oh yeah I was on Easy Street. Yeah, who's

564
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.599
<v Speaker 1>a telegram from? Nah? Yeah, we do love. Let me

565
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<v Speaker 1>see ye, Miss Andrew H. Brown, Thanks for the five

566
00:27:19.960 --> 00:27:22.559
<v Speaker 1>hundred you fell for that missing husband. Gag like a

567
00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:25.079
<v Speaker 1>ton of bricks. Signed Joe and Ophalesson Parker.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, have a time the king face opens his

569
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<v Speaker 2>big mouth, well outcomes trouble.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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