Speaker 1: You project the dominant energy and he will pick up
Speaker 1: on it. I promise, shoulders back, head high, don't reason
Speaker 1: with it, don't argue with it, just dominate it.
Speaker 2: I am your son, and you will listen to me.
Speaker 3: You have no rights. Knock it up. I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: stinking right.
Speaker 4: Smash yeah, kick ass.
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Speaker 4: I'm Dando, and I'm gonna you'll notice, if you're watching
Speaker 4: this on video, I am not acknowledging Dando. I am
Speaker 4: not reinforcing Dando. I'm just establishing dominance. I'm just establishing dominance.
Speaker 4: By the way, sorry, folks, I'm gonna be doing the accent.
Speaker 4: Gotta do it, you have to do it, you gotta
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 5: The thing of this episode here, This was so much
Speaker 5: more fun to watch because I feel like the parody
Speaker 5: of Caesar was done in a more loving way. It
Speaker 5: wasn't really I feel like he was more of a
Speaker 5: hero in this episode. He didn't. He wasn't a villain
Speaker 5: in any way. They weren't taking a piss out of him,
Speaker 5: they weren't taking the piss out of his techniques. His
Speaker 5: techniques work right. Comparing it to the previous episodes we've
Speaker 5: done recently with a million Little fibers with Oprah just
Speaker 5: completely takedown Oprah. We also have the Man Bear Pig
Speaker 5: with al Gore just taking him down and belittling his character. Really,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, this one here felt like a loving tribute
Speaker 5: to Caesar and bringing him to the South Park universe.
Speaker 4: So Zara's got good points. Yeah, yeah, I will not
Speaker 4: hear a word against a the dog whisper right now, Yeah,
Speaker 4: use those techniques on your child. Yes, he drops the
Speaker 4: ball at the very very end, but even that's not
Speaker 4: really his fault.
Speaker 5: Now, that's not his fault. That's that's that's Liam problem
Speaker 5: of course. Yeah, which is I thought, a really ettizable problem,
Speaker 5: a really interesting way to end the episode, because it's
Speaker 5: just as much the leanderisod as it is a Cartman episode.
Speaker 5: Sure is, because we don't get that much short of
Speaker 5: besides Carton's on to dirty Slut, but never really dolved
Speaker 5: into Leanne's personal life or just her person nuality all
Speaker 5: that much.
Speaker 4: No really, I mean, yeah, there's a lot going on
Speaker 4: behind the scenes or underneath the surface. Or whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 4: we tend to get the very easy joke is that, well,
Speaker 4: Leanne is easy. Yeah, but yeah, it'd be interesting to
Speaker 4: sort of learn a bit more about her motivation and
Speaker 4: how it informs everything in her life, especially a relationship
Speaker 4: with her son. This does a little bit of that
Speaker 4: in a very interesting and funny way and a slightly
Speaker 4: sad way.
Speaker 5: Sad, yeah, because Leanne the character, I feel like no
Speaker 5: one in the show the character wise takes her seriously,
Speaker 5: So as a viewer, you don't really take her seriously either.
Speaker 5: She's just as you said, she's the whore of the
Speaker 5: town's that's pretty much. She's a punchline. Yeah, and she's
Speaker 5: never never really duved into the character. But here she
Speaker 5: is a woman who is clearly lonely and in search
Speaker 5: of a friend, and she finds that friend in her son.
Speaker 5: Cartman has a.
Speaker 4: Great desire for love. She's almost like a bottomless pit
Speaker 4: of love. You can throw as much in there as
Speaker 4: you want. Yeah, but yeah, that hole is never going
Speaker 4: to be filmed.
Speaker 5: One might say, yeah, for better or for worse, what
Speaker 5: I did that Cartman? Cartman and Leanne need each other
Speaker 5: so independence, Yeah, it is, except he's taking advantage of
Speaker 5: I guess, but Cartman's only said the thing. Cartman's only
Speaker 5: he's We had the discussion like in real life, Nikola,
Speaker 5: my wife and I with some of Holly's friends, and
Speaker 5: I'm saying, I know they're not doing these things because
Speaker 5: they're trying to be malicious, or they're saying things like,
Speaker 5: for example, the thing that keeps coming up at the
Speaker 5: moment is if you don't do this, Holy, I'm not
Speaker 5: going to be your friend anymore. And I know the
Speaker 5: kid doesn't really mean that, but the kid has learned, Oh,
Speaker 5: if I say this, Holly will do what I have
Speaker 5: an effect.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a shortcut, and everybody likes you short yet,
Speaker 4: especially a child.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as you're saying, Cartman's a child here. So he's
Speaker 5: just doing what he knows to get what he wants.
Speaker 5: He there's a element of cart he does feel like you
Speaker 5: do feel like he does.
Speaker 4: He does know what, yeah, what he's doing, but at
Speaker 4: the same time, it's also learned to behave.
Speaker 5: But we've seen elements of Cartman in the past where
Speaker 5: there is a good kid in there somewhere, but he
Speaker 5: knows the evil side of him is what gets him.
Speaker 5: He wants more so than not.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good point. So but with with Leanne,
Speaker 5: I think it's more of a respect thing. He can
Speaker 5: get what he wants from her and be polite about it,
Speaker 5: but he doesn't. So that's the horrible side of Cartman. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but I just watched this going She is clearly in
Speaker 5: search of a friend, and there's a line at the
Speaker 5: end which I thought was so sad when she goes,
Speaker 5: I may have lost a friend, but I've gained a son.
Speaker 5: I was like, that's really sad. Oh yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: it's just well.
Speaker 4: It's oh, you're so close. Yes, you know. Cizzarre, to
Speaker 4: his credit, says and lenn On, he can be your
Speaker 4: best friend, Tom, Yes, honestly. I mean, look, I'm not
Speaker 4: a parent, but viewing it from the outside, it's like,
Speaker 4: I think that's how it should work. I think, you know,
Speaker 4: the first eighteen years or maybe twenty five years or so,
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm the parent. I'm here to
Speaker 4: sort of provide you with guidance and advice and boundaries
Speaker 4: and rules and a role model. Essentially, I'm not going
Speaker 4: to be hey, buddy, let's go see a mountain butterfly.
Speaker 4: And later on get some KC and I'll buy you
Speaker 4: a maybe two mega.
Speaker 5: Mega range the.
Speaker 4: Music building at the end. No, that's not what you know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean it's like we're doing it this way, saying
Speaker 4: I've been doing it all wrong. Essentially, what's that sounds
Speaker 4: it's the Apartment of Human Services. We're taking Elliott from it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But then you know, once they're adults and you have
Speaker 4: done your job in shaping them into you know, fully formed,
Speaker 4: responsible human beings, it's.
Speaker 5: Like, cool, what's it's finding that balance of But you
Speaker 5: want to be friends in a sense of you want
Speaker 5: them to respect you and want to be around you
Speaker 5: and look up to you. But I always said, nicolar,
Speaker 5: you got to make sure they're aware that you're You're
Speaker 5: the boss, You're in charge. And the thing that you
Speaker 5: find at the moment we're finding trouble with is we'll
Speaker 5: say something and they'll go, well, here's my thoughts as
Speaker 5: to why I don't agree with that. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 5: you don't get that choice. We're not we're not asking you.
Speaker 5: We're not asking for your opinion. If we say go
Speaker 5: put your shoes on it, it's not Oh, but I
Speaker 5: feel like no, no, no, no, it's just go put your
Speaker 5: shoes on. We're telling you to do these things, and
Speaker 5: they're sort of starting to learn, oh, I'm not being
Speaker 5: and being told true and this.
Speaker 4: Sort of yeah runs Canada. What I was just saying that, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but those boundaries are sort of expanding, expanding, expanding all
Speaker 4: the time. You're going to have I mean, from what
Speaker 4: I understand, kids are always asking why why is this
Speaker 4: the case? Why why do I have to do this?
Speaker 4: Why do I have to do that? And as you
Speaker 4: pointed out in the past, sometimes the answer is because
Speaker 4: I said so. But sometimes you're going to have to
Speaker 4: have I get that you're asking this, here's the reason why.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it is because I said something. Sometimes because because this, this, this,
Speaker 4: this and this. Yeah, all right, and hopefully you're getting
Speaker 4: old enough to understand that. But yeah, I think that, Yeah,
Speaker 4: of course, there's going to be some stage I think
Speaker 4: in Elliot Hooley's life when they they will push back
Speaker 4: even more and say, I don't you know my.
Speaker 5: Real dad.
Speaker 4: Was like, shut up, A well we had a good
Speaker 4: ten uere. Yeah, but that's parenting's hard work. It's why
Speaker 4: I never do I don't like hard work.
Speaker 5: The thing with parenting is that when I'm yelling at
Speaker 5: the kids, I always promise it by saying, you kids
Speaker 5: do understand I don't enjoy growling at you. I don't
Speaker 5: growther at you because I want to. I'm only growling
Speaker 5: at you because you have done the wrong thing aboutely.
Speaker 5: If you're getting growded, that's on you. If you don't
Speaker 5: want to be groud at you. Guys can make the
Speaker 5: right decisions.
Speaker 4: And hopefully you're learning from this growling incident here that
Speaker 4: the reason I'm growling it is because I'm growling at you.
Speaker 4: You won't do that thing again, or you will think
Speaker 4: about it next time.
Speaker 5: I'm not a grump you make, but you make me grumpy,
Speaker 5: so your action, so think about it.
Speaker 4: That sounds a bit like victim blowing. That sounds like
Speaker 4: what a growl I might say.
Speaker 5: But at the end, we're getting back to the friendship
Speaker 5: side of things, right, She says, I've gained a lost
Speaker 5: a friend, but again the son, and then she's sort
Speaker 5: of replaced that friendship void with She thinks, yes, that's right,
Speaker 5: and then he's like, oh no, no, you're just a client.
Speaker 5: And then she goes, oh, oh okay, quickly, how do
Speaker 5: I feel that void again. Been here KFC toys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bizzar is very good with dogs and by extension children,
Speaker 4: needs a little work with the adults. As I've written
Speaker 4: in my notes here, it's like you should have done
Speaker 4: a little bit of aftercare. Cizarre. You know, you should
Speaker 4: have seen that would have been a bit of transparence
Speaker 4: with the client. She would have been projecting all that
Speaker 4: stuff that she was initially sort of putting towards her
Speaker 4: son onto you because she's a void, She's got that
Speaker 4: hole that needs to be filled. I feel like I'm
Speaker 4: going to keep run that joke into the ground.
Speaker 5: I feel like if you can put past the side,
Speaker 5: the AD's a bit of a catch. Sure, she's just
Speaker 5: there to please, she's DT.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but at the same time, you got it's the
Speaker 4: package deal, you also get cut.
Speaker 5: She comes with a little burden, so.
Speaker 4: I think twice you play it. But all in all,
Speaker 4: there's a fun episode. Yeah, good stuff and very of
Speaker 4: its time as well. I mean, I know, if we
Speaker 4: have this many shows these days, certainly something that.
Speaker 5: I'm not watching I had that as well. It's more
Speaker 5: in job. If you lived through the era of the
Speaker 5: Super Nannie's and then that kind of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but all those shows that were kind of like
Speaker 4: instructed you on various things like, oh, this family dynamic
Speaker 4: or whatever it is fucked up. We're going to send
Speaker 4: in an expert and she's going to be a colorful,
Speaker 4: sort of Mary Poppin style character. Oh, you know, a
Speaker 4: cool Latino gentleman who's good with dogs or something like.
Speaker 5: That, or queer. After the Strake I was a similar
Speaker 5: thing very much.
Speaker 4: So yeah, and I mean you you have good and
Speaker 4: ramsay know that some degree all yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 4: like I'm coming to fix your kitchen. Well, you're an idiot.
Speaker 4: Sandwich was the rest of the Boss one, where it's
Speaker 4: like the undercover back of a boss. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Ah No, that was more spying on his work.
Speaker 4: I think that was more just an HR issue disguise
Speaker 4: as a TV show. But certainly the whole Nanny thing,
Speaker 4: and I mean, yeah, Nanny and My Mom was a
Speaker 4: real show, and I would certainly remember Super Nanny.
Speaker 5: We used to watch Super Nannie for a yeah, complicated.
Speaker 4: I had like a minor crush on Super Nanny. She's
Speaker 4: kind of like you might be I'm a naughty bye
Speaker 4: yeah you go. As Joe Throstling was over. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: a bad boy at the time that I did touch
Speaker 4: at the start, how they don't take people down. They
Speaker 4: did take that Nanny nine one one and all that
Speaker 4: down pretty badly.
Speaker 5: Well they did particular eating her own extrement.
Speaker 4: Well correct, I mean apparently the think with Nanny Stella,
Speaker 4: you know who gets a real sort of like gets
Speaker 4: he's a real she's a real person. Yeah, actually married
Speaker 4: with a child. I think that was sort of some
Speaker 4: good restraint or some good sort of work around on
Speaker 4: Parker and Stones' point, because if Nanny Stella was actually
Speaker 4: a woman who had no children, and then doing this
Speaker 4: on it to Nanny Stellar like lying in bed later
Speaker 4: and no, go do they have a point? But yeah,
Speaker 4: not actually the.
Speaker 5: Case, yes, but but yeah, so I just thought, yeah,
Speaker 5: overall the cesar cizarre, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I thought his parody what you can say depiction depiction, Yeah,
Speaker 5: because it's not really it was pretty spoted and he
Speaker 5: thinks it was spot on too. He's done a reaction
Speaker 5: video to it.
Speaker 4: Great, he pulled in the space.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Cizzarre reacts to his South Park episode and he
Speaker 5: was just like he goes even the way he goes.
Speaker 5: They clearly watched the show because he goes as soon
Speaker 5: as I enter the house, I'm in dog whisperer mode.
Speaker 5: I don't sort of say, hey, hey, you going on whatever,
Speaker 5: It's just I enter and the dog's apps whatever, and
Speaker 5: he goes. That's what happened. I entered the house and
Speaker 5: straight away I'm just ignoring cartmen, I'm doing it, and
Speaker 5: he goes and my my outfits exactly right he has.
Speaker 5: It was just completely spot on.
Speaker 4: No, he's doing the lord's work, man. I mean, sometimes
Speaker 4: he've got an unruly dog that just needs the help
Speaker 4: of Sazar.
Speaker 5: I love that he keeps referring to cartment as it
Speaker 5: as opposed to heat.
Speaker 4: Well. Again, one reason I'm not a parent, but I've
Speaker 4: spoken to actual parents about this, And when a child
Speaker 4: is very very young, you are raising a person, but
Speaker 4: you're also sort of you've got a wild animal in
Speaker 4: your house. I'm not saying put it on a leash
Speaker 4: or anything like that, but yeah, there are certain techniques
Speaker 4: that may be valuable that they could cross over.
Speaker 5: Oh definitely. Yeah, just when it comes to just I'm
Speaker 5: in charge, yeah, very much. So I don't ignore your children.
Speaker 5: I mean make eye contact with I think, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 4: I think when it comes to raising children, if you
Speaker 4: are you've got sort of polar extremes, right, I think
Speaker 4: if you're someone who smothers them with too much love,
Speaker 4: say the way that Leand does, or you're an absolute
Speaker 4: asshole who legitimately hits their kids as opposed to and
Speaker 4: I'm not one hundredercent pro spanking a little swat on
Speaker 4: the butt every now and again. If like your kid
Speaker 4: is trying to put a fork in a what he
Speaker 4: called electrical outlet or whatever, it's like you more swat
Speaker 4: to say, you know, you don't you don't do? Is
Speaker 4: that what you do?
Speaker 5: So Lean Louise spanks you very h.
Speaker 4: The lovely Lean. There is only one lovely lawyers. And
Speaker 4: but I'm constantly walking around with I'm a bad bad boy.
Speaker 4: I'm a bad little boy.
Speaker 5: Who I'm a bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah? These are behavior like this towards a child, examples
Speaker 4: of a poor or flawed character. Something wrong with you, Aura, Yeah,
Speaker 4: something wrong with you.
Speaker 5: I am glad when it ended. I was kind of
Speaker 5: happy because I thought they were going to go down
Speaker 5: the cliche route that they usually do with the common character,
Speaker 5: where you think he's turned to leave, but the whole
Speaker 5: time he was just pretending to get what he wants.
Speaker 5: And when he starts being submissive, I was like, is
Speaker 5: this gonna be him just pretending? And it's acted once
Speaker 5: he's like, ah, I fooled you. I'm glad he actually changed.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't he. He was becoming a good kid,
Speaker 5: he'd lost weight, he was doing his schoolwork. It was
Speaker 5: Leanne that needed him to be the way he was
Speaker 5: because that's the way she wants him. And then he's like,
Speaker 5: you know what, I think I prefer this too. Like
Speaker 5: they're just as bad as each other, which also makes
Speaker 5: it it's a tragedy on both their parts. And she
Speaker 5: had a chance to, you know, sort of a break
Speaker 5: containment from this toxic mother son relationship she's.
Speaker 4: Got going on. Shows that she could relate to Caesar.
Speaker 4: I mean, the end relates to a lot of men,
Speaker 4: but you know, find a legitimate, positive, nurturing relationship with
Speaker 4: an adult and carting chance to actually grow into a
Speaker 4: proper human being. But no, they just fucked each other up.
Speaker 5: Well, the thing is, you often hear when you've got
Speaker 5: kids at school and whatnot, when you're dealing with kids
Speaker 5: who are a bit mean or naughty whatever, it's you
Speaker 5: don't know what's going on at home, you know, And
Speaker 5: that's the important message they portray here. It's it's Cartin's
Speaker 5: a shithead. But it's not all him. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's it's the relationship he has with his parents. It's
Speaker 5: the it's the environment he's growing up in. There're so
Speaker 5: many you so many times hear this about bullies at schoolers. Well,
Speaker 5: you know, they're probably being bullied by their dad or
Speaker 5: or something or whatever. Now, mainly you can't expect a
Speaker 5: child to go, well, okay, I'm going to turn near
Speaker 5: the chek because everyone is feeding the battle.
Speaker 4: Days Like I'm getting fucking swirling from this game. I
Speaker 4: don't give a ship. Yeah, about his home life.
Speaker 5: That's what I said that, Yeah, that's what because they
Speaker 5: said to us once Allott was being like bullied and
Speaker 5: they're like, yeah, you don't know what's going on at home,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, that's not Alliott's problem though.
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, Elliot's in the blast. We should be trying
Speaker 4: to diffuse this bomb. Yes, yeah, favorite moments in this episode.
Speaker 4: I loved in the in the office with mister Mackie.
Speaker 4: It's mister Mackie at the start, yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 4: Billy into the throat pull of Jigsaw from or that's
Speaker 4: originally from Mad Max, the original Mad Max. You've seen that,
Speaker 4: haven't you? The first man in the first two, you know,
Speaker 4: at the very end with Johnny, the boy who's like
Speaker 4: who has been He's been responsible for the death of
Speaker 4: Max's Oh yeah, those handcuffs made a high tensile steel.
Speaker 5: That's right, you can cut through.
Speaker 4: And when there's saw in ten minutes where you can
Speaker 4: cut through your ankle in five minutes, it's meant to
Speaker 4: be doing Mel Gibbs there.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the hell is Russell Crowe generic
Speaker 5: Aussie act. Yes, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then Sort and then the guys who made
Speaker 4: Sort took that and ripped off. But yeah, he pulled
Speaker 4: the jigsaw on Billy turned. But the whole thing with
Speaker 4: mister Macki and yeah, the whole explanation thing going on
Speaker 4: and well done now, so you member mom crack.
Speaker 5: Yeah, always put the blame on someone else.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The funniest thing I thought was, you know, when
Speaker 4: Carmon starts doing this, who's get the best mum? And
Speaker 4: you will unless I sing it together. Don't fall for
Speaker 4: the song don't know as clearly as the song that
Speaker 4: had some of the past. Yeah, it's it's the start
Speaker 4: of this is what their relationship is like. It's is
Speaker 4: how it gets out of what he wants. It's their bit. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 5: Just can't go into subissive state the first time because
Speaker 5: he's not sure what's going on. He's trying to fight.
Speaker 4: He's as mention before, that's got some good points. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just come and breaking down Nanny Stella. Who's the mom's bad?
Speaker 4: Never the mom. It's pretty harsh. The return of KFC
Speaker 4: to this to the South parkin I love it. And
Speaker 4: as you mentioned, you mentored I lost the best friend
Speaker 4: but again to son' oh no.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the other focus can actually write great dialogue this
Speaker 5: Parker and Stone I do all right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: One might say that's a really emotional line. Sure, one
Speaker 4: might say they've burned their eight hundred million dollars much
Speaker 4: they have these.
Speaker 5: I love the way cartman he's pulling at all stops
Speaker 5: because he's run away from home. It hasn't worked for him,
Speaker 5: so he's like, gets back. I hope you've learn your lesson, ma'am.
Speaker 5: Still it's your fault, your fault. And also the Skexy
Speaker 5: is Nanny. Oh that's right, I know it's something that
Speaker 5: it's Skexy is Mare.
Speaker 4: What the hell? That's what we were talking about. Darker
Speaker 4: not longer than one of our other shows.
Speaker 5: It's a weird movie. Man. It's no wonder it flopped
Speaker 5: because kids aren't gonna watch.
Speaker 4: But it's hilarious that we all sort of and this
Speaker 4: is probably true to some degree, but you Jim hens
Speaker 4: is like, this is a durable man child in touch
Speaker 4: with his inner spirit and all this stuff, and you know,
Speaker 4: the muppets are fun and lovely and everything's a big
Speaker 4: warm Hog's visual Muppets weren't. Jim Henson's a freak. I mean,
Speaker 4: he's not a super free but yeah, that guy's got
Speaker 4: some freaky decky going.
Speaker 5: Yeah. He's on the original Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, yeah? Have you have you watched the movie
Speaker 4: Saturday Night about the Yeah, yeah there he is played
Speaker 4: by well, the guy who played Andy Kaufman and Jim Henson,
Speaker 4: same actor. Yeah, cousin Greg from Succession.
Speaker 5: They kept bumping him, didn't they, Jim Henson did?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure exactly how it all
Speaker 4: worked out there. It doesn't Greg, but yeah, the only
Speaker 4: days of stand in my life are really interesting because yeah,
Speaker 4: they wanted to throw in all this stuff like, yeah,
Speaker 4: let's get some muppets in there, but let's also have
Speaker 4: John Belusian. Apparently everything was kind of.
Speaker 5: Like the ninety minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's us all them fighting, man, we get to
Speaker 4: talking about that. Yeah, yeah, Nanny ski yeah, anything else.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's other stuff, but we'll talk about it
Speaker 4: as we go.
Speaker 3: That's okay. Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 5: My first question for you is I've spoiled of them
Speaker 5: and you've already discussed one of them. What are the
Speaker 5: other two nanny names? So skexys Stella.
Speaker 4: Yes, and it's not Joe because its Supernanny is Joe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, think of Blondie.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, there's dead and can what's another
Speaker 4: band I can think of?
Speaker 5: This rhymes with schlong Evan does not rhyme with svon
Speaker 5: Schluvon von schlong Slom. Who says Shlong Shong shlong avon.
Speaker 5: There's no y v O N N E G on
Speaker 5: the end of shlong.
Speaker 4: But who says who says it?
Speaker 5: Though? It's a silent g who says what long shlong? Yeah,
Speaker 5: long long evon long. I guess it's different, it's similar,
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, let's agree to anyway, John, is I got
Speaker 5: it wrong? I did I get it right?
Speaker 4: Two question? What is the name of the mental hospital
Speaker 4: to which Subernanni has been I guess interned?
Speaker 6: Yea?
Speaker 4: And which room Michigan A card or something close?
Speaker 5: Now what is it?
Speaker 4: It's Slater Carey, Slater, Carey. I'm to see from Carrey. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and you but and she is a room twenty three
Speaker 4: A three eighteen her own pooh she is yeah gross, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sure screaming it's from Hall or something or something
Speaker 4: like that. Yeah. My next question for you is a
Speaker 4: name of a place. What is the name of the
Speaker 4: cafe cizarre and the end? Oh it is I was
Speaker 4: going to say Cafe Milan?
Speaker 5: Is it Manet Monet?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, because his last name is I don't know
Speaker 4: if his last name is Milana. That was Millian Millian. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's spelled m I l A N m A L
Speaker 4: l A N. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Should we look it up? Why not ask you the
Speaker 5: next question? Why I look it up? Sure?
Speaker 4: Uh? The kids playing monopoly butters get His first sort
Speaker 4: of victory is landing on.
Speaker 5: What is park Evenue? Yeah, I'm rich or whatever. It's Milan,
Speaker 5: so m I L l A n oh, okay, then
Speaker 5: let's add this spe Sasar Milan. I'd say middle names.
Speaker 5: Philippe is great names. Cizzar, you're right, but it says
Speaker 5: that million, so maybe it is pronounced differently. What's your
Speaker 5: four names? Cizzar, Philippe, Millian, Favela. Too many names?
Speaker 4: Narrow down.
Speaker 5: My next question for you is Cartman has offered a
Speaker 5: bite sized what snickers? Nickers? Yes, and he's not a
Speaker 5: fan of that at all.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's got a problem with the snickers.
Speaker 4: I think he's got a problem with the butt sized.
Speaker 3: I love cheesypoofs.
Speaker 4: You love cheesypoofs. Weeed din'ty cheesypoofs. Sweet?
Speaker 5: Be alright, it's time for cheesypoos. Oh speaking of bite sized,
Speaker 5: bite size well cheese poops. Oh yeah, they are deliciously
Speaker 5: bite sized.
Speaker 4: Who's not bite sized?
Speaker 5: Kenny G.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 5: Her donation isn't anyway?
Speaker 4: No, that's abouthful.
Speaker 5: And we need to go. We're hungry, so thank you
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Speaker 5: So the original air day of was May the third,
Speaker 5: two thousand and six. Now the next episode, right, make
Speaker 5: Love not Warcraft a fantastic episode of South Park. Sure
Speaker 5: I noticed when I was taking notes for it, because
Speaker 5: it canna be the next episode we review, it's like
Speaker 5: six months later. It was like a mid season gap.
Speaker 5: I can't work out why.
Speaker 4: Well, last the thing is, I mean I was looking
Speaker 4: at my version, shall we say, which I may have
Speaker 4: obtained from the internet, and yeah, you see, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: the credits for Make Love Not Warcraft. They've got that
Speaker 4: revamp thing about it. It's like we're showing stuff from
Speaker 4: the previous episodes of season ten. So it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: they've done a they had a recash. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but six months off, I've earned it. But May the
Speaker 4: third two thousand and six. The top three films at
Speaker 4: US box office when this aird were number three, Stick It,
Speaker 4: which is the dance movie, right, it's a gymnastics gymnastics vie. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but in the vein of Bring It On.
Speaker 5: Number two was United ninety three because we were still
Speaker 5: coming off of eleven.
Speaker 4: Very well made movie but incredibly depressing.
Speaker 5: And Robin Williams RV Movie, which number one the US
Speaker 5: box office because it was Robin Williams. Of course, yes, yes,
Speaker 5: but apparently not a great movie and people like For.
Speaker 4: The Australian market, it was retitled RV Colin Away Creational
Speaker 4: Vehicle runaway.
Speaker 5: Runaway vacation. That's right, yeah, because it was like, what
Speaker 5: was that V stand for RV recretion?
Speaker 4: Just in case V means unfortunately we've reached that AI
Speaker 4: artificial intelligence. Well back in two thousand and one, we
Speaker 4: weren't exactly.
Speaker 5: Sure it's actually called AI artificial intelligence. I just think
Speaker 5: the I think's just artificial intelligence, isn't it? But the
Speaker 5: poster said AI I think so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a wile since I've revisited the movie.
Speaker 5: Look, I never watched it any good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, strange one yeah, yeah, right, yeah, I know it
Speaker 4: is AI artificial Yeah, but we talk about a little
Speaker 4: bit on our movie Guide episode, and we.
Speaker 5: Also touched up we did a Halloween special the Simpsons
Speaker 5: where they take off that as well. Boy yes, r
Speaker 5: b RB number one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but unfortunately it's a it's a bit of a
Speaker 4: modern trend that movie titles just kind of blend. There's
Speaker 4: some rom com that started on Netflix this weekend called
Speaker 4: Office Romance. It's like, wow that I'm reminded of great
Speaker 4: uh comedy bit by the late great comedian Bill Hicks,
Speaker 4: who was very provocative and not often asked to do
Speaker 4: sort of like product endorsements. But the English really like
Speaker 4: and they said, we'd love you to endorse this orange drink.
Speaker 4: It's just called orange drink. Jora loved to sell orange drink. Honey,
Speaker 4: do you want to watch arf as Romance? Like?
Speaker 5: What's it about?
Speaker 4: Strangely it happens about World War One?
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, but the episode kicks off with mister Mackie
Speaker 5: having a meeting. He's having a meeting with Leanne and
Speaker 5: Caupman because he has been, as you said, treating Billy
Speaker 5: Turner likes chicksaw, would treat his victims. Indeed, handcuffed his
Speaker 5: ankle to the flake pole, gave hack saw Tommy the
Speaker 5: antidotes in his leg. He's got ten minutes a little.
Speaker 4: Wit poison is what his milk? Something? What do? Why
Speaker 4: did you do it for?
Speaker 5: He?
Speaker 4: Chubby was he he's always got a justification.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I actually the other day Aliot said this kid
Speaker 5: was sort of like teasing his friend or whatever. And
Speaker 5: I tried to do the whole words can't hurt.
Speaker 4: You, but I was like, you know what words can hurt?
Speaker 5: Oh god? Yeah, yeah, So the whole sticking standing words
Speaker 5: never hurt me, Like, yeah, I'm bind that bullshit. Words
Speaker 5: can hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they often have a longer lingering they do.
Speaker 5: Indeed, so whoever created that line bullshit sticking scanning bake
Speaker 5: their beds, but words never hurt me. Do you remember
Speaker 5: that one?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's up to bullshit.
Speaker 4: Well, they're filling the burden in the afterlife. It's like,
Speaker 4: but he's only famous for.
Speaker 5: That thing he was saying here as we're touching on earlier,
Speaker 5: mister Mackie says, the behavioral problems is starting at home.
Speaker 5: She just breaks down. She's like, I've tried everything. I
Speaker 5: don't know what to do. It's just he's crazy, gets
Speaker 5: worse and worse every day. He never listens to me.
Speaker 5: But also, you know there's an element of your allowing it.
Speaker 4: You made this rod before your own back. Yes, it's well,
Speaker 4: it's not all her fault, but she hasn't helped the situation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what to do with you?
Speaker 3: Should you do? You're agreed? Mom? Who's got the greatest
Speaker 3: mom in? Well?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: My name is nambud in Maha. It's cheap.
Speaker 6: My mom's in the best, ma'am than.
Speaker 2: Your mom's sitting together.
Speaker 5: In harmony, Mackie suggests Nanny nine one one cue the trailer.
Speaker 4: By the way, is there anything worse for a child,
Speaker 4: particularly when you're sort of aware that you're the cause
Speaker 4: of this, than making your parents cry, making them angry, Sure,
Speaker 4: that's kind of part of the course you're going to
Speaker 4: do that, but actually letting down or frustrating your parents
Speaker 4: such as agree that they start crying.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, I fucked up, Yeah, because I I
Speaker 5: don't see you cry very often. I remember there was
Speaker 5: once in particular, like Nikola just broke down. She I
Speaker 5: just I don't know what to do anymore, and she
Speaker 5: just starts crying.
Speaker 4: The kids we're just kind of like, oh oh, and
Speaker 4: if you if the child has enough aware in this,
Speaker 4: they're like I did that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, yeah I remember that immediately whenever like
Speaker 5: hu and I was like, what the fucker is? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's you. He's on you.
Speaker 4: But just choos on. Clearly, shoes are a real issue,
Speaker 4: and they are an.
Speaker 5: Issue across the problem is you say to kids, get ready,
Speaker 5: and they do everything but the shoes and sock is
Speaker 5: this is this.
Speaker 4: Why your favorite Simpson's quote is just to put my
Speaker 4: shoes on. It isn't.
Speaker 5: But then Nanny Stellar Skexys deb Yvonne, and then we
Speaker 5: have the que the beginning of the Cartman's episode of
Speaker 5: Nanny nine one one, and Sala Stella has been sent
Speaker 5: to set him straight. She walks in Cartmen just sitting
Speaker 5: there playing his Xbox, but in nostalgia here for me
Speaker 5: watching him plays Xbox. The controler had a cable still
Speaker 5: this is this is still two thousand and six. Yeah,
Speaker 5: no wireless controllers yet, and he's he's happy there because
Speaker 5: the nanny's a ripe killer. I'm gonna be on TV
Speaker 5: now and it would be like that if you wanted
Speaker 5: the naughty kids, you like, bring it on, bitch, trying.
Speaker 4: To fix this. I'm gonna be the one you can't break.
Speaker 5: Stella then enters and Cartman asks for a twinkie from
Speaker 5: his mum, in in the cartman style way, there's no games.
Speaker 5: Do your chores are done? Cart just laughs at her
Speaker 5: and then he mocks her accents. It's always a British nanny,
Speaker 5: isn't It's always a British accent. Yeah, I'm wondering why
Speaker 5: that's Mary Poppins. It's the Mary Poppins things. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: And because she's come from a magical world to come
Speaker 5: fix today, and she says he has to make his bed.
Speaker 5: He calls her a fat bitch and she sends him
Speaker 5: to the time out stool for five minutes, and Cartman's
Speaker 5: theory of No, I can't get up this store. You
Speaker 5: can tell me not to, but I'm just going to
Speaker 5: Your words are going to work with me. And then
Speaker 5: she gets down to his level, spits in her mouth horrific,
Speaker 5: and then again leanne here facilitated by saying it's just
Speaker 5: best to avoid his level. It's like, no, tell him off,
Speaker 5: he should be doing this. So she decides to use
Speaker 5: the psychology, and Cartman's.
Speaker 4: Which one I've written down here? Yeah, don't you psychology?
Speaker 5: I know he will outside you because he's playing these
Speaker 5: xbox in And she tries to pull the hole, you know,
Speaker 5: why are you angry? Blah blah blah, and he just
Speaker 5: turns it straight back on it, doesn't he Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what else are you feeling?
Speaker 4: Eric?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm feeling confused because I don't understand why.
Speaker 3: You became a nanny me. Well, because I love children
Speaker 3: like you?
Speaker 6: Right, But if you love children so much, how come
Speaker 6: you're not a money?
Speaker 3: Oh? I just never had kids. Why not, it just
Speaker 3: didn't happen. You're sterile? Is that it?
Speaker 6: No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is
Speaker 6: nobody ever wanted to have babies with you.
Speaker 3: Isn't that?
Speaker 6: It always the mom's maid. Never the mom must be
Speaker 6: hard on you, knowing that the years are taking away,
Speaker 6: your friends are getting married, and all the while your
Speaker 6: uter is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.
Speaker 3: You you, you little fastard? How dare you? Eric naughty?
Speaker 3: What kind of mom still drag me down?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: You can? But it won't make your dread of over
Speaker 3: He's anymore.
Speaker 5: He's probably right, And I know not in real reality here,
Speaker 5: but most people are doing this. There's probably an element
Speaker 5: of their feeling avoid in their life.
Speaker 4: Possibly everyone is.
Speaker 5: I can't tell you how many people try and tell
Speaker 5: us how to parent kids who don't have parents, our
Speaker 5: kids themselves. So I did not do that? Yes, so
Speaker 5: many of the why Yeah, because I don't care? So many,
Speaker 5: So many of the sleep nannies, the ones who say
Speaker 5: you have to do it night on, make sure they're
Speaker 5: sleep blah blah blah. I'm thinking none of these women
Speaker 5: have kids. None of them, I have lived through it,
Speaker 5: you know, like good a theory, not a practice.
Speaker 4: Pat.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Anyway, so it's now time for the Supernanny because
Speaker 5: the other ones lost their mind. She quits the Something
Speaker 5: I enjoyed.
Speaker 4: About the Supernanni introductions because this is something the Parker
Speaker 4: and Slone will do occasionally. They just when they're talking
Speaker 4: about I don't think Supernanni is necessarily a bad show,
Speaker 4: but if they're sort of talking about lowest common and stuff,
Speaker 4: they'll just eventually stop using words and just start using sounds.
Speaker 4: Are you over the super and anything like. It's like,
Speaker 4: enjoy this slop everybody. I thought that was really funny something.
Speaker 4: It's not the first time they've done it, but yeah,
Speaker 4: gusually it thinks y, Yeah, so funny.
Speaker 5: There is an episode of super Nanny that is an
Speaker 5: absolute all timer when it comes to just reality television.
Speaker 5: It's the child who he runs away from home in
Speaker 5: the end. Have you seen this one? He is very
Speaker 5: much Cartman in reality. I feel like I have to
Speaker 5: show you.
Speaker 4: But he says, he goes she thinks she can walk
Speaker 4: in here in a little hargh heels and tell me
Speaker 4: what to know.
Speaker 5: It's it's wife swap oh yeah, now you have told
Speaker 5: me about that. I like bacon. She's taken away my bacon.
Speaker 5: She thinks she can walk in here in a little
Speaker 5: high heels and tell me what to do God.
Speaker 4: And this is how we've ended up where we are.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wife's ups another one where it's like I would
Speaker 5: never do. I'm not sending my wife to another person's house.
Speaker 5: It's not happening.
Speaker 4: It's more of a bull than I just not happening.
Speaker 5: I've created this bubble, she stayed within it.
Speaker 4: I'm saddle this one. This one sucks.
Speaker 5: Because it's with you watch why what right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And you watch it and you go, this is very
Speaker 5: much gonna ruin a lot of marriages because the men
Speaker 5: are always just like fresh meat and the women are
Speaker 5: always just like, oh, this was just like living in
Speaker 5: a nice, normal family. Men just like fresh meat.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, we don't have a spare room for you to sleep.
Speaker 4: We can create a little pillow for it between us,
Speaker 4: but it's gonna have to be us in the same bed.
Speaker 5: You're okay with that. But she arrives, he says, you know,
Speaker 5: in three days is gonna be a whole new cartman.
Speaker 5: Three days later, at Slaterer, care mental hospital. She's in
Speaker 5: a deep state of mental psychosis. Eating her own ship
Speaker 5: out of the toilet. Pretty terrific.
Speaker 4: It's heavy stuff.
Speaker 5: Then he suggests Saza Milan the dog. The dog, Well,
Speaker 5: how do we.
Speaker 4: Reach these kids? That's their look, that's probably the only
Speaker 4: jack they have. Yeah, Doug whisper.
Speaker 5: He arrives, and he says that she needs to learn,
Speaker 5: not that he needs to learn that he is not
Speaker 5: the most important person in this house, which is similar
Speaker 5: to what he would do with the dogs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just letting the child know I'm not interested
Speaker 4: in him.
Speaker 5: Cool, calm demeanor, not acknowledging him.
Speaker 4: Just man, what a boss?
Speaker 5: I know right, he doesn't validate his bad behavior, doesn't
Speaker 5: acknowledge it. And he says, you know, look, he's fat,
Speaker 5: he's got a lot of panap energy. We're taking for
Speaker 5: a walk.
Speaker 4: I like this.
Speaker 5: You're going for a walk, and he is lucky to
Speaker 5: be coming with you. Correct, like this is you set
Speaker 5: the tone this ship works. We're not going for a walk.
Speaker 5: I'm not You're not walking me. Yeah, you're coming with me.
Speaker 4: I'm going for a very pleasant stroll, and you are
Speaker 4: fortunate enough to be coming along with.
Speaker 5: But Cartman doesn't like any of this, so he freaks
Speaker 5: out at first year. When he's walking, he gets tired,
Speaker 5: he's venting, he's yelling and scream he gets tired and
Speaker 5: does exactly what he's supposed to do. He walks behind
Speaker 5: them and she does it. He's like, very goodly, and
Speaker 5: you're learning. And he says that she needs to learn
Speaker 5: to be the pack leader. Keep ignoring him. She needs
Speaker 5: to express dominant energy. And then he brings out the KFC,
Speaker 5: but don't give any to him.
Speaker 3: What I've done is I have brought over some Kentuckti
Speaker 3: fried chicken. Kenna. I am going to eat first, because
Speaker 3: that is what the pack leader does. Give me the chicken.
Speaker 3: Give me some chicken. Are you doing? I like ticket,
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 1: I am not going to acknowledge the child's attempt at
Speaker 1: aggressive dominic behavior.
Speaker 3: Now you eat the chicken, not give me, give me
Speaker 3: some chicken.
Speaker 2: I like to kick in that.
Speaker 3: We won't reward him until he's in a calm, submissive behavior.
Speaker 3: God damn it, I am not a dog.
Speaker 6: Give me ticket.
Speaker 3: We need him to become relaxed and stop missive. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm fine, I'm COONa.
Speaker 4: May I have some chicken please, Oh very good, sweetie.
Speaker 3: Oh no, now he's lying. You can tell from his stands.
Speaker 3: He's still aggresive, dominant, suck my asshole, taco benjar see.
Speaker 4: God, damn it.
Speaker 3: You can't stand here and.
Speaker 4: He can't see in front of me. You can't stop.
Speaker 3: Damn it. I'm city. Hey, Hey, I'm not being aggressive.
Speaker 3: I'm being dominant.
Speaker 2: Wow, I have a lot to learn.
Speaker 4: So it's something really a pinch, it's more like just
Speaker 4: a little yeah, just that. Yeah, so you're it's like
Speaker 4: you're mimicking a shock collar, making.
Speaker 5: The sense it wouldn't be hurting.
Speaker 4: No, but it's kind of.
Speaker 5: It's like I can't stop you from doing this TV.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not even necessarily demeaning. It's a little bit.
Speaker 5: If I was in the super micro Saw song gone.
Speaker 4: Like sound fan, have you're enjoyed going down? It sounds
Speaker 4: would you consider being a patriot?
Speaker 5: Because Cartman says he's running away, and then as he
Speaker 5: says to Leanne, because she's worried, you's go, oh my god,
Speaker 5: there's no good. No, it's a chance for you to
Speaker 5: relax and enjoy some of your favorite hobbies. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: the other thing. She rediscovers herself when cartins around.
Speaker 4: Un't she react? Yeah, because she's focusing all this energy
Speaker 4: on this chart.
Speaker 5: But that's what happens when you're when you're a parent,
Speaker 5: is you put so much of your energy and time
Speaker 5: into your kids, you forget about who you are and
Speaker 5: what you enjoy and what you like. And it's you
Speaker 5: feel guilty for me personally, I've discussed on the podcast,
Speaker 5: I would feel guilty taking time for myself. Cal I'm thinking, Oh,
Speaker 5: I've left Nickola with the kids. I need to help
Speaker 5: her out. But Nicola would say, no, go play golf,
Speaker 5: go watch a movie, go do something. But I would
Speaker 5: feel such guilt doing it. Go record a podcast with
Speaker 5: this good guy. But it's funny, that's business. That's just
Speaker 5: the case of you don't give yourself any time, and
Speaker 5: when you do, you feel weird. Oh I should be
Speaker 5: cleaning the house or I could be doing this. It's like, no, No,
Speaker 5: you enjoy doing these things. Go and enjoy them again.
Speaker 4: Many times you have said that, you know, you and
Speaker 4: Nichola will go out and enjoy a nice steak dinner
Speaker 4: or something, and he'll end up talking about the kids
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah. It happens all the time. That's why we now
Speaker 5: to put the phones down, no phones, having dinner talking
Speaker 5: about us. Okay, yeah, and we've enough to talk about.
Speaker 4: What's going to happen. End movies lately, kids watch Robo Cop. Yeah,
Speaker 4: should see it, Kenny, Holy shit, sorry, Cover, that's laugh
Speaker 4: in the big City, so wonderful. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 4: it some stone, we.
Speaker 5: Are, indeed. So then he goes to see the boys.
Speaker 5: He's run away from home. They're all playing monopoly. It
Speaker 5: was important to I think that there weren't many characters
Speaker 5: in this episode because it's very much needs to be
Speaker 5: focused on the relationship with Leanne and Cartman and so
Speaker 5: the boys. I know, you have to you have to
Speaker 5: have the boys in the episode somehow. So this is
Speaker 5: probably the most minimalist way you could do it. Right.
Speaker 5: So he goes to see them. I love showed away.
Speaker 5: I'm run away from home, where to live, can't stay here?
Speaker 5: Carle's like me too, no staying at my house then,
Speaker 5: but his parents were let him bring homeless people black anymore.
Speaker 5: Even Kenny tells him to fuck because I'm not slipping
Speaker 5: at Nny's house. Poor people, all right, Kenny and fuck you.
Speaker 3: I guess now we see just how supportive friends can be.
Speaker 3: With the chips are down. You won't even let her hand.
Speaker 3: I just go to sleep on the streets.
Speaker 6: Somewhere and the coat probably get mugged and game rate
Speaker 6: by some minorities. You guys would be sorry when I
Speaker 6: turn up dead, were they?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a rare road.
Speaker 5: I thought this was a pretty probably get mugged or
Speaker 5: gang rate by some minorities.
Speaker 4: Okay, is it just me or they? There were some
Speaker 4: aspects of the pace was like they were pushing it
Speaker 4: just a bit much in terms of this felt a
Speaker 4: bit much, Yeah, there was a whole It also seemed
Speaker 4: a little later on it's like, are you going overboard
Speaker 4: with the Hitler and Holocaust games? You really are sort
Speaker 4: of pushing it.
Speaker 5: Yes, there was one where he just kept saying Hitler
Speaker 5: hit and mentioned that in not walk Off as well.
Speaker 5: It's like, what was in the air this particular time
Speaker 5: that you were doing it. Then he arrives at Jimmy's house.
Speaker 5: He says he needs to port of his best friend.
Speaker 5: He doesn't even know his last name, so he leave.
Speaker 5: He goes to Craigs. Craigs, but I hate you and
Speaker 5: then a cust The cartman is sitting in an alleyway
Speaker 5: with a cardboard over his head. He's sitting in the rain,
Speaker 5: and he's like, mumble, break soon I can outlast her,
Speaker 5: custing him just arriving home. But nothing's happened. Well, been
Speaker 5: out for four hours, hopefully you learn the old lesson.
Speaker 5: And actually what she's been doing. She's been painting, and
Speaker 5: she forgot how artistic she was. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I've been enjoying myself, time to myself. It's been great.
Speaker 5: This has been out of the house for four hours.
Speaker 5: And you want some food and says, let's let's feed it.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 5: Then there at the kitchen table, cartman's ranting about the
Speaker 5: healthy food that has been dished up.
Speaker 4: Well, he gets what steam is it? Steam?
Speaker 5: Chicken chicken without skin?
Speaker 4: Yeah, without skin, steam, vegetables and salad, yes, vegetables or salad.
Speaker 4: Now he compares it to well, it's like the holocaustswitzewitz. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And he says he's going to call CPS because he's
Speaker 5: got bite sized snickers. And he tells you're doing well
Speaker 5: to get leave him a little treat. I know, you
Speaker 5: get rewarded your little ship head and then.
Speaker 4: I mean, oddly with s tri inflation, your little bite
Speaker 4: size one of these days, like this is not even
Speaker 4: bite size. There's like an M and M.
Speaker 5: Did anything, Hello, sweetness. So Sizzar tells Leanne to project
Speaker 5: her dominant behavior shoulders back head, Hi, don't reason with him,
Speaker 5: don't argue with him, just dominate it. And then she
Speaker 5: does it until he submits, and yeah, she's doing the
Speaker 5: good You're doing the right thing. Cartman then enters his
Speaker 5: submissive state and cuddles in. He's just like and she
Speaker 5: gives him a snack for rewarding his good behavior. He says,
Speaker 5: to try a command. She says, go brush your teeth
Speaker 5: and she'll read him a story before bed, and he
Speaker 5: just leaves. She can't believe, Oh my god, this is working.
Speaker 5: This is great.
Speaker 4: Now in a perfect world, you have set up enough
Speaker 4: of a nice relationship and respectful relationship between you and
Speaker 4: your child, and it's like, okay, yeah, it is time
Speaker 4: for bed, and I'll do this to keep them happy,
Speaker 4: and they'll do things to keep me happy. You know.
Speaker 4: It's a nice balance of things, but you know they're
Speaker 4: leading the way.
Speaker 5: Kind of the thing is, though, when you have a dog.
Speaker 5: We've got a couple of friends who had dogs and
Speaker 5: they're fass away now. Locking My dog, Jets passed away.
Speaker 5: And you know, Jet used to sleep on the bed
Speaker 5: with this, you know, and he was a good dog.
Speaker 5: If we said go to you makee go sit on
Speaker 5: his mat, that kind of thing. He was always excited
Speaker 5: to see people. But you know, he's a good dog.
Speaker 5: But their dogs were very much they sleep in the
Speaker 5: cage in the laundry, you know, we take them for walks.
Speaker 5: It just felt very just didn't feel like there was
Speaker 5: a loving connection there. And I said to Nick, like,
Speaker 5: because when we first got Jet, he was what he
Speaker 5: was a puppy. He was wild, and the person's like
Speaker 5: cage trainers, what you need to put him in a cage?
Speaker 5: SIPs and the come like I didn't get a dog
Speaker 5: from to sleep in a cage. So I'm sort of
Speaker 5: I have elements of leand to me where it's like,
Speaker 5: you know, I want to have a relationship with them,
Speaker 5: and I want to be just very much I'm the
Speaker 5: boss and you're the servant and as fair as I
Speaker 5: feel like, I'm like that with the kids, where I
Speaker 5: go above and beyond sometimes but also I know when
Speaker 5: to rein it in as well. I can see when ah,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm probably going I'm probably giving you
Speaker 5: too many treats.
Speaker 4: That's the eternal balance of parenthood. Yeah, it's a full
Speaker 4: time job.
Speaker 5: Because you cop it in the morning, let the kids
Speaker 5: step later, and you watched one more episode of your
Speaker 5: TV show in bed, or you can do this all
Speaker 5: this and then it's like the next morning you're.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, I'm tired.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this is my fault. Yes, but this
Speaker 5: is where Katman. He's gone into the bathroom to brush's
Speaker 5: tape and looks into the mirror and he's like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: what have I become? LeAnn and Sazza. I'm now at
Speaker 5: a cafe having some tea, and she says, Caman's got
Speaker 5: an Aoni's spelling test, you go to B plus in history.
Speaker 5: He's losing weight. He does what she tells him.
Speaker 4: I'm treating it. I'm treating like a son, not a friend.
Speaker 4: And it's like yeah.
Speaker 5: When she said that, I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 3: So how is your son doing, Miss Cartman.
Speaker 2: Oh he's been amazing Caesar. He got an A on
Speaker 2: his last spelling test and a B plus in history.
Speaker 2: He's losing weight and he's doing what I tell him.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: The best part is I'm not letting him boss me
Speaker 2: around anymore. I could have never come out and had
Speaker 2: a nice lunch on a Saturday afternoon with a friend
Speaker 2: before good.
Speaker 3: Miss Gartman sounds like you're treating her son like.
Speaker 4: A son and not like a friend.
Speaker 3: There's just one problem.
Speaker 2: He still fights me every step of the way. I
Speaker 2: feel like he's doing what I tell him, but that
Speaker 2: inside he's still the same angry, spoiled child.
Speaker 4: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: When you correct the behavior bene, you will see a
Speaker 3: change in the personality.
Speaker 2: Oh, Susan, I'm so happy to have you in my life.
Speaker 4: And she says she's glad to have Sizar in her life,
Speaker 4: and she touched his hand. I was like, ooh, oh,
Speaker 4: my behavior.
Speaker 5: Then Cartman tells the boys he has to kill his
Speaker 5: mom like Hitler with all the demands she makes. That's
Speaker 5: what she is. And this is where they got really
Speaker 5: falling with the Hitler stuff. So he says it was
Speaker 5: like to be a Jew in the Holocaust. She's Hitler.
Speaker 5: Would you do? Would you do if you had the
Speaker 5: chance to kill hit would you kill Hitler the other chance.
Speaker 5: They go on about that in the next of hisode
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 4: If you could kill Hitler, would you?
Speaker 5: Would you kill Hitler? And he reveals his plan, but
Speaker 5: they refuse to do it, and he's like, I can't
Speaker 5: do it. I'm not too obvious a suspect. I can't
Speaker 5: kill her.
Speaker 4: Put a pillow over her face, and you you shoot
Speaker 4: her in the face.
Speaker 5: It's like.
Speaker 4: In the meantime, they say, dude, if you lost more weight,
Speaker 4: because he's he's not dressed the way he's normally dressed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you'd see that he has lost a little bit and
Speaker 4: he's not wearing his hand actually better now, yeah, shouldn't
Speaker 4: you be happy? But he says, final enough to do
Speaker 4: it myself. Leanne's a sleep. He walks in, not with
Speaker 4: a gun and a pillow, He walk him with a
Speaker 4: knife and a paper a paper towel.
Speaker 5: What was that the clean up?
Speaker 4: The blood up?
Speaker 5: Maybe? Yeah, And he stops because he thinks because he
Speaker 5: has the evil and the good side of him, saying,
Speaker 5: you know, she's she's an object to her own she's
Speaker 5: a human being. The other one's like, no, do it.
Speaker 5: The world doesn't revolve around Oh wait, yeah, the world
Speaker 5: doesn't revolve around me.
Speaker 4: Apparently. That's a visual shout out to the movie Contact. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I never watched it read I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: watch Contact Contacts really good? Is that?
Speaker 4: Okay? I've got a lot of time for Contact.
Speaker 5: I always thought it was the Australia.
Speaker 4: But the Dish, that's yeah, different difference space a similar poster, right,
Speaker 4: well dish, Yeah, but one is actually called the dish
Speaker 4: Contacts good?
Speaker 5: Is the dish any good?
Speaker 4: This is great fun from the mac? Is the cashle?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It's yeah, it was bro like that bush. You
Speaker 5: ever seen cracker Jack? I have cracker Jack good stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: if you every want to show anyone what it's like
Speaker 5: to be like an old Aussie, cracker Jack's the one.
Speaker 5: But then he throws up and he has I thought
Speaker 5: it was a seizure, but as you say, it's the Contact,
Speaker 5: so that yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: They got two more of your shout outs in the
Speaker 4: space of just a minute or so. He O, what's
Speaker 4: the first one?
Speaker 5: The other one?
Speaker 4: Well, the first one is Contact, where it's like I'm
Speaker 4: trying to recall from the actual film, there's a lot
Speaker 4: going on in Contact. But then later on, as he's
Speaker 4: sort of going down the hall and his bodies changing
Speaker 4: conces that's a movie called Altered States from the late
Speaker 4: from the early eighties.
Speaker 5: A lot of sci fi and horror references, and this
Speaker 5: isn't there. Yeah, they don't knock. This is a fellow
Speaker 5: classic Simpson's kind of references where it's if you know,
Speaker 5: you know exactly well, that'st the thing is because Olden
Speaker 5: States was not even like really big back in the day,
Speaker 5: but they clearly like it. Yeah, there's enough sort of
Speaker 5: memorable stuff in there that you kind of, if you
Speaker 5: see it or you're just aware of it at a
Speaker 5: certain age, you kind of go.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's that's a bit trippy. And Older States is
Speaker 4: very trippy. So yeah, no shout out to Parker and
Speaker 4: Stone for shouting out other things.
Speaker 5: Then then wakes up to see Cartman has made breakfast,
Speaker 5: he's done his homework before school. She says she's proud
Speaker 5: of him, and he's like, thank you, and arrives and
Speaker 5: she mentions, here, thank you so much. I've lost the
Speaker 5: best friend, but I've gained a son, and she says
Speaker 5: she's brought two tickets for Madam Butterfly, but he says,
Speaker 5: my work is done. You're just a client. It's a
Speaker 5: pretty pretty brutal.
Speaker 4: That's that's cool Blue, As I said, he should have
Speaker 4: done just a bit of aftercare. It's like, my work
Speaker 4: here is done, but your work is just continue. Go
Speaker 4: find someone who also likes art and go find new friendships. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's got his eyes too much on the price, so
Speaker 4: to speak. He's like, no, no, I work with dogs
Speaker 4: slash children. Sometimes sometimes the problem is the owner.
Speaker 5: Yep. Then he invites, she invites Cartman, but he wants
Speaker 5: to go to do some homework at the boy's house
Speaker 5: insteads some science project or something. She changes his plans
Speaker 5: to happen. We're going to KFC instead and to the
Speaker 5: toy store again. Mega Ranger two and it's just the
Speaker 5: close up he said, it's the Omen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, our pals Wikipedia saying it's sort of Omen esque.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit not really, Okay, it was the Omen,
Speaker 4: the original Omen.
Speaker 5: I have seen elements of it. Okay, my see Michael
Speaker 5: Darren Patron Saint Darren right used to have back when
Speaker 5: we used to watch DVD's and he couldn't do streaming
Speaker 5: right and had like the best horror movies of all time.
Speaker 5: Like Best Moments DVD went two hours and it was
Speaker 5: just show you like the best bits of the horror
Speaker 5: movies I remember, Like the Damien. Is that one that
Speaker 5: the woman the nanny hangs out the window. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's all for you Damien.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The Omen is one of those movies like to say,
Speaker 4: it's not a good movie, but it's a great movie. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of good stuff in it. But yeah, basically, yeah,
Speaker 4: the gist of it is it's very powerful American family.
Speaker 4: It's like, we wait it so how long to have
Speaker 4: a baby. Now we've got our baby son. It's like,
Speaker 4: I regret to inform you your child is dared in childbirth.
Speaker 4: But guess what, what a startling coincidence. This young mother
Speaker 4: she also died in childbirth and she got this young son.
Speaker 5: We can do it.
Speaker 4: We can do a bit of a swamp and you
Speaker 4: can raise this. Ah.
Speaker 5: Guess what turns out that baby the devil?
Speaker 4: So to say what but yeah, the very interesting sort
Speaker 4: of looking around and looking at the camera and gives
Speaker 4: a big smart and say oh no, the horror continued.
Speaker 4: What's the Omen?
Speaker 5: It's great, that's a good thing about like seventies eighties
Speaker 5: horrors like you knew there's always gonna be a sequel.
Speaker 4: Well that's yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean these things cost funck Ord to make. They
Speaker 5: make money.
Speaker 4: True, but it's like we could do a sequel, but
Speaker 4: we're all because they're just saying spooking is continues, like
Speaker 4: with Halloween. The end of Halloween, it's like you could
Speaker 4: have a sequel up there, but also just ends pretty well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you walk it goo. We was spooky and
Speaker 5: Halloween two is not as good but enjoyable.
Speaker 4: It's so bad. Yes, Halloween three awesome, three super rare.
Speaker 5: But that is our review of as.
Speaker 4: You're saying, the omen not a good movie, but a
Speaker 4: great movie. This is just a great episode, it is. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's a good episode and a great episode A
Speaker 4: lot of ways. Yeah, a lot of fun to be
Speaker 4: had with this one. We went a lot about Cizzarre,
Speaker 4: we went a lot about Cartmont, a lot about Leanne,
Speaker 4: a lot about you know, parenting, parenting.
Speaker 5: I think this is one I enjoyed a lot. I
Speaker 5: think I jo because I'm a parent.
Speaker 4: That's the thing that's why I want. Yeah, if I
Speaker 4: there are reasons why I wanted to talk about it
Speaker 4: with you, mainly because this is a show that we do.
Speaker 4: It's kind of work. But also you're probably one of
Speaker 4: the best parents I know.
Speaker 5: Okay, besides Margaret Mary, I don't know that many. It's
Speaker 5: me and Nikola. You're good at the parenting. Man.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying you have to admit it, but you
Speaker 4: just know that. No that I know.
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