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<v Speaker 1>Kat makes fun of Jen for a brief moment where

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<v Speaker 1>Jen goes, I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 2>She's my chief stew.

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<v Speaker 1>Chief stews that I've worked with have been in the

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<v Speaker 1>yawning industry for over a decade, over a decade.

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<v Speaker 2>I was twelve. I was over a decade ago. I

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<v Speaker 2>was twelve years old. And Kat goes, yeah, and Luke

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<v Speaker 2>was twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, comeback, Hi, hello, and welcome to bad TV. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>dal that's pat permission to come aboard. KK is here too,

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<v Speaker 1>the Keki Palmer of that of our show, Keiki Palmer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he has Keky Palmer energy. I loved her and nope,

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<v Speaker 1>I loved her and nope, I love her and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I didn't know that she was a child actors.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Nope's one of those you didn't get it movies.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I got it. It was horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>She was great, No, I know, but there are starch

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<v Speaker 1>defenders that go with it.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't get it defense a lot. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>arrives me nuts man. You know what, I didn't care

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<v Speaker 2>to get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Universal stocking in the air when you's going on

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<v Speaker 3>on the Universal Tour, which is wonderful. This is where

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<v Speaker 3>the Jaws shark comes out of the water at the

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<v Speaker 3>you know the Tram tour, that same ride, they have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, you're talking about the tram. The tram, love the tram.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Godzilla tries to push over the tram.

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<v Speaker 1>The the little village floods and Jaws that right, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it ends with nope.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that I don't think that that makes any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It does not here to talk about Universal Studios, California,

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare Hell on Earth.

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<v Speaker 3>No I hear.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic. You know they've got the Hogwarts stuff, They've

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<v Speaker 1>got the Simpson stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I have a season pass.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they have Nintendo Thingski? Have you ever been? Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I used to go every weekend on Have you

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<v Speaker 4>seen Fast and Furious?

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<v Speaker 1>How they got the Fast and Furia drifting?

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<v Speaker 2>Now they're drifting. The Mummy killed someone recently in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>In Florida, that's a good ride. The Hogwarts one makes

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<v Speaker 1>me sick with the big screen and the stuff moving around.

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<v Speaker 2>I get sick. I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just do I have a sensitive tummy.

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<v Speaker 3>Start over.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here to talk about Below Deck Babey. We had

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing episode of this show this week.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this season.

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<v Speaker 1>Keeps delivering every episode in something else. The dynamics of

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<v Speaker 1>the crew are fascinating. Nate's incompetence is fascinating. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>so much stuff here this season. And I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to say to the people working on brav oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanna actually I want to apply.

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<v Speaker 2>Working on Bravo, working on below deck up, but thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to apodcasting. I judged you at first. I

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<v Speaker 3>believe it's a husband and wife. Yeah, I did not

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<v Speaker 3>want Nate on my TV screen. I did definitely did

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<v Speaker 3>not want Joe. And as I've seen in the preview,

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<v Speaker 3>this is not a spoiler, We're gonna have Max back

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<v Speaker 3>on our television screen. But given what you've done so far,

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<v Speaker 3>I think that may have been a good decision. Based

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<v Speaker 3>on your.

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<v Speaker 1>Track, Wick, Yeah, I'm excited for Joy to to just

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<v Speaker 1>speak openly about how much she hates her own people.

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<v Speaker 2>The French are so annoying. It's gonna be a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>So what tonight we have an episode of this show?

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<v Speaker 1>Thinks so I think.

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<v Speaker 2>So. If you want to support us.

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<v Speaker 1>At Patreon, you can go to patreon dot com. Slash

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<v Speaker 1>another podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Network I find that the Phoenix here is still open.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. And we're I think we're going to do

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<v Speaker 3>a show called The Double Lives of Suburban Wives. This

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<v Speaker 3>is couples in Middle America that in their own free

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<v Speaker 3>time do like adult stuff to support their marriages.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah they fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right there. Right, it's like post Mormon wives, but

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit smuttier. Right, it's on Chelsea. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 3>might do.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking fucking the ship out of each other on camera,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. Then they're also like taking their kids to school.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, and it's going to uh, I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna keep a nation health.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, come on over to the house.

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<v Speaker 1>We're throwing a barbecue and then you know, you go over,

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<v Speaker 1>you go. I think were you guys banging in front

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<v Speaker 1>of that fireplace in the last video, Yeah, that's where we're.

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<v Speaker 3>And so well recap. So sign up right now because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna cap our Patreon subscribers.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, wait, are we doing it for Patreon or yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh we're gonna do it for Patreon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so you've got to sign up now. I'm only

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<v Speaker 3>gonna allow new patrons, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we're capping it.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason we're doing that is because we've read

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<v Speaker 1>the Warren Buffett books.

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<v Speaker 2>We know business.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only three hundred spots. Let's get into the show, Kaylin,

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<v Speaker 1>pick up the energy. The back's gone out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, turn over, the knives are out. Joe is a

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<v Speaker 2>pig in shit.

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<v Speaker 3>He will he will take this opportunity and run with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Dare I say step over Nate's balding head to get

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<v Speaker 3>to that BOSSI.

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<v Speaker 1>Nate was really Nate was a tough watch tonight. Jen

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<v Speaker 1>was a great watch tonight. We had Aura meters and

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<v Speaker 1>we have Asha who just continues to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't Pat and I feel differently about Asha nish.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Kermits, Okay, it's her voice. It's annoying, and

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<v Speaker 3>her constant talk of scatting.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, her voice is lovely. It is from a land

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<v Speaker 1>down under. The attitude on display from Asia being told, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this deck crew is a fucking nightmare. We need you

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<v Speaker 1>to scrub steps and have a good attitude. Of course

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<v Speaker 1>she's in. We know that you went to bed at

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<v Speaker 1>three o'clock in the morning watching these fucking screens, even

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<v Speaker 1>though you're the chiefs to Actually, we need you up

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<v Speaker 1>three hours before you're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Nate just threw his back out like a geriatric up.

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<v Speaker 1>No problem, She's fucking awesome. We have a fun group

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<v Speaker 1>of people, and we have Kaylee being rust into the

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<v Speaker 1>chief stup position tonight. I thought it was a magnificent episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give.

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<v Speaker 1>It fourteen pots.

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<v Speaker 3>Fourteen pots seems a little low. No, I love this

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<v Speaker 3>episode as well, because, as you pointed out, turnover is

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<v Speaker 3>what's needed for a season of Blow Deck. We love

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<v Speaker 3>you shouldn't have an entire season of a single sea rat.

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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with you? Nothing? I was just staring really

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<v Speaker 2>intently at you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you make me nervous. I don't like to make

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<v Speaker 3>eye contact with my co host.

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<v Speaker 2>I was really staring at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't want to be mean to the UH

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<v Speaker 3>charter guests, but I think it was I think it

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<v Speaker 3>was Kaylee when she said, you guys look like you

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<v Speaker 3>belong on a yacht, and I thought, yeah, if the

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<v Speaker 3>strip club was called belong to a yacht, I'd agree

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<v Speaker 3>with her. Yeah, because they look like they sell crystal meth.

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<v Speaker 3>But they're nice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think they look like they sell crystal

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<v Speaker 1>crystal meth. They're tat people you know, tat people they.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave some ink for pens. Children use pens.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have to think about the kids when you're

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<v Speaker 1>taking up all the ink and saying, shoot it into

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<v Speaker 1>my body, actually cover up my face, do it on

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<v Speaker 1>my penis. I want the ink everywhere. Okay, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to remember the children. But when crack dealers, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I am so sorry, Yeah you should be what are

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<v Speaker 1>you thinking about picking it up?

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<v Speaker 3>Well it was spam?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Okay, so the answer was still yes, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>crack dealers, we go to San Bernardino. Right, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>kind of artistry to it. It's it's a dirty clothes

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<v Speaker 1>kind of frenetic. More, these people are very in the pocket. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just trying to have a good time. And that

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<v Speaker 2>If he's dating.

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<v Speaker 1>So that'll be actually fun to watch or to recap.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it fourteen pots. How many pots do you

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<v Speaker 1>give it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give it. Well, I'm not done giving my

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<v Speaker 3>thoughts on fine. Okay, the aura meter was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give the history of Grimace. By the way,

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<v Speaker 3>Jen is Grimace Grimace is evil. His first name was

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<v Speaker 3>Evil Grimace. In the history of Grimace, I follow McDonald's lore.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a child of the eighties. Grimace, the Hamburgler.

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<v Speaker 3>They are evil people. They steal milkshakes from children. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, what else I want to say? Oh, Nate's situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's kind of a narrative perspective problem because to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I've always thought that Ronald McDonald was the evil one.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he looked creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Grimace is it's first a he is evil.

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<v Speaker 3>Evil Grimace. Wow, yeah, he's a blob.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll get into it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Uh, Nate, he is. I don't think I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>come back as a boson. He will m He's on

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<v Speaker 3>Sandy's chopping block. And I always warn people, if you

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<v Speaker 3>want to keep your job, do not get on your supervisors.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, radar.

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<v Speaker 1>How uneven is that chopping block She's tried to I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she just can't lop the head off. The patient's on

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<v Speaker 1>display from one Sandy Vaughan.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a fucking charity case for the.

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<v Speaker 3>Ages, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta let me know?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, sorry your backstorre, Oh, we gotta get your

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he just he wants to get fired so badly.

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<v Speaker 3>You think this is subconsciousness sabotage.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think he's I think he's just having a

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<v Speaker 2>tough go. Okay, just at a baby, It's tough.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's what you gotta do when you're at a job

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<v Speaker 3>that you're getting paid at that you'd like to keep.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you don't care about it, but you want to

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<v Speaker 3>get paid. Okay, lend in like fucking waldough. Do not

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<v Speaker 3>step on toes. He's obviously doing that. Do not try

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<v Speaker 3>and stand out in any way. Don't make friends with supervisors. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>because once you start fucking up, Sandy starts going hey, hey, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>where are the towels? Little shit like that. And then

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<v Speaker 3>the next thing you know, she calls you up to

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking bird's nest and says, is everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, you're talking about wings belting?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, yep, all right, close to the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's get into fourteen knots all right, So no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't give the same knots as me.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a great episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh okay, fine, So we start off a man down

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<v Speaker 2>He's just what a fucking jammy dodger this guy is.

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<v Speaker 1>He heads inside and he.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even make direct eye contacts me, don't look at

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<v Speaker 1>to Sandy and she goes, what happened. He goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I am so sorry. Ah okay, I want to say

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<v Speaker 3>This is the first time I'm hearing this. They probably

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the first time I heard it. I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 3>that she just came here to be filmed on television

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<v Speaker 3>with this idiot, leaving her entire support system. She should

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<v Speaker 3>to help her with this fucking baby. Instead, she came

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<v Speaker 3>here with zero support to live a mile from this

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<v Speaker 3>boat with this knucklehead. Yeah, this show films for like

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<v Speaker 3>six weeks. Yeah, she should have just said I'll see

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<v Speaker 3>you in six weeks, loser. I know, I know, but

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<v Speaker 3>that would make perfect sense. But thank god, these idiots

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<v Speaker 3>make these poor life decisions because it's amazing television. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>making my own point. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say something really quickly? I think you look amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw an Instagram comment on one of the recent videos

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<v Speaker 1>only have one hat? And I go, what are they

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Pat's got a bunch of different hats. So

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<v Speaker 1>I start scrolling through our videos and you've simply worn

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<v Speaker 3>Straight guys wear hat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really pleased.

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<v Speaker 1>That you're here today showing off your luscious locks.

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<v Speaker 2>And how do I look fantastic? Yeah? You look great?

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<v Speaker 4>Did a screen test before we started, will.

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<v Speaker 2>You, will you do me a favor and let it

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<v Speaker 2>just go salt and pepper? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>I am don't you see gray hair?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm forty two years old, okay, and I am

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<v Speaker 3>letting the gray go. I'm like George Clooney right now,

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<v Speaker 3>go to YouTube and subscribed.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get to the preference odd suit mful.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on Gail, who is beautiful whose life has been

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<v Speaker 3>ruined by this balding man. I follow her on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>She is doing brand deals right now. She is fucking

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<v Speaker 3>killing it now that she's ditched this balding loser support

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<v Speaker 3>Gal preference sheet meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>The referenchion Meg, I'm gonna need your help with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I can help.

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<v Speaker 2>There's tattoo people coming aboard this vessel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they want bud light and they want hand soap

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<v Speaker 1>at the ready.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna be shoving their fingers up each other's ass.

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<v Speaker 2>That was unbelievable to me.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to He fucking popped a digit inside a

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<v Speaker 2>She said that one straight up my cooter. He said,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I thought you were somebody else.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to tell you something. What when I used

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<v Speaker 3>to have to pick tomatoes as a little kid. That

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<v Speaker 3>was my job down the street.

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<v Speaker 2>You had a car, a jack carrouac kind of existence.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost like if someone's seen the Master. That's what Pat's

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<v Speaker 1>life was like.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, summer vacation after the sixth grade, we all showed

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<v Speaker 3>up at a farm stand. They'd pick us up in

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<v Speaker 3>a pick up. We jump on the back of it.

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<v Speaker 3>They drop us off at like a fucking I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>vineyard or whatever, and we'd start picking tomatoes. We would

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<v Speaker 3>be poisoned by all the the what do you call it,

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<v Speaker 3>the pharmacy, all the ship they spray pesticides. I'd come

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<v Speaker 3>home after picking all day, I'd have headaches. They'd be

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<v Speaker 3>pounding my head. Anyway, this jackass.

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<v Speaker 5>The reason why our kids have autism is because of

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<v Speaker 5>the clip us eight. That's right, it's the and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>married today to say that the eight should should be

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<v Speaker 5>sprayed on everything in America still, even though it's killing

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<v Speaker 5>all of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Maha, nice, Yeah, well, anyway, what did you think was

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<v Speaker 1>that a good RFK?

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<v Speaker 3>You killed it, dude, really, and they tried to kill

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<v Speaker 3>me while I was picking at this fucking farm. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>My point about getting fingers in your asshole. All us

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<v Speaker 3>little kids in this story, we'd all be picking tomatoes

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<v Speaker 3>and this prick that was a teenager when we weren't

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<v Speaker 3>picking fast enough. You'd have to watch this teenager. He'd

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<v Speaker 3>had his thumb out and he'd try and stick it

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<v Speaker 3>up your butt and go hitchhiker if you weren't picking

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<v Speaker 3>up fast enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so I think that was Okay, flag that,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, and we'll do this. You're gonna have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, blab and the first one in this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what a story is?

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<v Speaker 3>A sexual assault?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what. We're just gonna move on, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is like.

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<v Speaker 3>A story, he says, sexual assault.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, sorry, Caitlin, you're out of your mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone putting a digit up your butt while you're picking tomato.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, so that's the preference sheet. Oh well, well

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<v Speaker 2>there's a jungle Yeah, there's a jungle theme.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a moment where they say that the Chrotter

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<v Speaker 1>guests are gonna be looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>Elite yacht service, and a she goes elite yacht service.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we can do that, eh, yes, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Captain Sandy is challenged at the moment because they're a

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<v Speaker 1>Now they have a ton of inflatables. Who doesn't you know?

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<v Speaker 1>But because she's burying the lead of a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, we've got so many inflatables, I need to

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Also, last time we were.

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<v Speaker 1>A man down, we rammed the boat into a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>But we get back to the go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was gonna say, so, Sandy. Yes, she calls

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<v Speaker 3>Norma a couple of times and unable to find a deck,

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<v Speaker 3>and she starts thinking like, let me call Nate up here. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we'll get Kermit to help us, and Nay goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>let's let's fucking do it. And then they ask Kermit

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<v Speaker 3>and she says, yeah, I'll do it, but under one condition.

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<v Speaker 3>I want reference farting eighteen more times. This ye okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And they say deal, okay, kidding. She says also, I

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<v Speaker 3>want an opportunity to promote Kaylee to be chiefs do

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<v Speaker 3>and they go yeah, that's okay, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Really quickly though, before Nathan is brought back, brought up

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<v Speaker 1>to the bridge to give his hoorah, we have him

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<v Speaker 1>and a bit of a mutiny brewing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, blood in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>So Nathan continues to not be that flustered by being

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<v Speaker 1>just shitty at his job, and Joe the power hungry

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<v Speaker 1>is starting to see that there are trails of opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>here now they're not doing things systematically. He's showing up

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<v Speaker 1>two hours for a shift. Cooper starting to get pissed off,

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<v Speaker 1>and Joe goes, I am in a position where I've

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have him on my side. He's showing up late.

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<v Speaker 2>I can kill him. That's exactly what he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>attend to.

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<v Speaker 3>Points out a lack of professionalism and then gets on

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<v Speaker 3>his soapbox and yeah, you will stab him in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>So we get to the news. Uh Asha is told

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<v Speaker 1>that you're so good at Chief Sue. What we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to make you do is go up on deck Heaveline,

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<v Speaker 1>drop anchors and wipe shit off stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>And she says, what we're going to do is Kaylee.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going to be Chief Stue, and I know that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are going to knock it out of the park.

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<v Speaker 1>And thus begins gen Watch because Jen last episode said,

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<v Speaker 1>I am turning over a new leaf.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I am going to be positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Jen Caitlin, you know how how proactive he is. We

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell him to get that sound effect ready.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't I get it ready every week from now on.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad I finally got to play It's it's been

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<v Speaker 4>a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's the keky Palmer of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jen mentioned that she's going with the departure of Kronk.

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<v Speaker 2>She's going to be happy now.

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<v Speaker 1>But the problem is that useless bitch Kayley has gotten

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<v Speaker 1>the chief stue position and now she is her aura.

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<v Speaker 2>Is getting red now.

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<v Speaker 1>Luckily for her, she knows how to climb back. She

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<v Speaker 1>went to Balie and read a book on how to

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<v Speaker 1>make your aura purple.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's going to be okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she got inspired to become the McDonald's character Grimace.

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<v Speaker 3>And here's where I will teach the audience because I

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<v Speaker 3>think she got there. Fun fact about Grimace. He's evil,

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<v Speaker 3>he stole milkshakes from children. He's a blob made out

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<v Speaker 3>of dead tongues. Look it up, true story.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Fact check that please. Okay, is he made of a

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<v Speaker 2>dead tongue.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna look up that one.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's a tongue or something. He's a tongue that

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<v Speaker 3>fell out of people's mouths or something. No, something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, it's close. I can't imagine it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I was big fan. Really yeah. I mean, how do

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<v Speaker 3>you define a blob?

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<v Speaker 1>You just refer to its shape. You don't talk about

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<v Speaker 1>what it's made of.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's a shape.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a blob? Yeah, it's a form. Move to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that it's made out of fucking tongues that

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<v Speaker 1>has to be made out of something of calin so.

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<v Speaker 4>Far im just seeing that he's covered in he was

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<v Speaker 4>originally covered in purple fur for arms to hold multiple

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<v Speaker 4>stolen drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so he is a thief. He's evil, He is

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<v Speaker 2>a rat. Fank is his first name. Evil.

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<v Speaker 4>He debuted as the evil Grimace. Oh okay, milkshake stealing

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<v Speaker 4>monster with forearms and a bad as with a hamburger.

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<v Speaker 3>H okay him glare yes also evil.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, basically they're criminals. They're stealing from people and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not okay, okay, did.

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<v Speaker 2>You have anything else?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh no, that's it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the tattoo people get there and uh.

428
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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait before they get there, Nate text scale, I

429
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<v Speaker 3>miss you. I want to tell this young man not

430
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<v Speaker 3>working that that doesn't work. No, it's not what you text,

431
00:23:34.119 --> 00:23:36.039
<v Speaker 3>it's what you do. It's what you do, you dummy.

432
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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of text Asia tech Scotch.

433
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<v Speaker 1>He goes, can you believe this? He guys, that's amazing value.

434
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<v Speaker 1>But let's not pretend you haven't got your hands daddy. Eh,

435
00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:47.319
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about shit.

436
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<v Speaker 3>I think, yeah, anywhere. Yeah, And then Kermit coaches up

437
00:23:50.880 --> 00:23:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Kayley on how to Greek guests basically lie to them. Oh,

438
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<v Speaker 3>you're from Florida, I love in bread trash.

439
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<v Speaker 2>No, nope, you can't say that. That's not elite.

440
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<v Speaker 4>This is what you do.

441
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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're from Florida. I hear the weather's incredible.

442
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<v Speaker 2>You know what? You belong on a yacht. That's how

443
00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:12.440
<v Speaker 2>you do it. So the tattoo people get there and

444
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<v Speaker 2>as a kind of.

445
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<v Speaker 1>Welcome, like a welcome gift their arrival, Nathan shatters their

446
00:24:25.160 --> 00:24:31.799
<v Speaker 1>belongings on the ground. They've clearly gone shopping, have some

447
00:24:32.000 --> 00:24:37.799
<v Speaker 1>tourist knickknacks. As they're getting their luggage out, Nathan drops

448
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<v Speaker 1>the entire bag of shit on the ground and you

449
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<v Speaker 1>hear many things break, and Asia says.

450
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so that's how the vacation begins. But I like

451
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<v Speaker 2>these people.

452
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<v Speaker 1>When you're on a yacht, you want some light fucking beer. Okay,

453
00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:53.240
<v Speaker 1>somebody asks for a Caesar. I'm not sure what the

454
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<v Speaker 1>hell that is. I think it's some fucking gross version

455
00:24:56.079 --> 00:24:58.440
<v Speaker 1>of a bloody Mary or something, probably got Mayo in

456
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<v Speaker 1>it or something.

457
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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure, a Klein. Can you look it up.

458
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<v Speaker 3>These people could not be more polite, or nicer or

459
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<v Speaker 3>easy going.

460
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>They're lovely. They really are lovely.

461
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<v Speaker 1>Now, Kaylee is really hanging and banging with the guests,

462
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<v Speaker 1>and Asia is struggling to not micro manage, and we

463
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<v Speaker 1>get a little sea rette history with Asha and she

464
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<v Speaker 1>used to be a deckcan Yeah.

465
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<v Speaker 3>But some guy like wanted to do a side business

466
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<v Speaker 3>making a wood shop there, I guess, like shaving whole

467
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<v Speaker 3>pieces of wood, making canoes.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Or some shit.

469
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<v Speaker 3>She said, fuck this shit, right, GAILN what's the caesar?

470
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<v Speaker 4>A caesar or bloody caesar is a Canadian drink made

471
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<v Speaker 4>with vodka, clamado, hot sauce, and Worcester clamado.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so it's just a it's just a bloody marry

473
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<v Speaker 1>with klamato, which is what most bloody marriage are made

474
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<v Speaker 1>out of. Anyway, you go to an airport bar. They're

475
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<v Speaker 1>making that fucking thing with climato. You go to a

476
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<v Speaker 1>chile that's clamato, babe, otherwise known as clam juice.

477
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<v Speaker 2>You're not a klmado guy? No, what do you not

478
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<v Speaker 2>like about it?

479
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<v Speaker 3>I don't like anything out of the sea.

480
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<v Speaker 2>That's not true. You like sushi?

481
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<v Speaker 3>Not really?

482
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<v Speaker 2>You do though anymore? No, you like it though.

483
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<v Speaker 1>When we go out and you go to a nice

484
00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:24.079
<v Speaker 1>sushi dinner, you like to rip it up like a

485
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<v Speaker 1>little bit.

486
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<v Speaker 3>I order California rolls.

487
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<v Speaker 2>You don't order California You go. What's the thing with

488
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<v Speaker 2>the alba cord? That's you when you go out, I'll

489
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<v Speaker 2>do it.

490
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<v Speaker 1>Can we get another Leachi Martini? What's that thing with

491
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<v Speaker 1>the Alba corp?

492
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<v Speaker 3>I like Leechi Martinez.

493
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we get to Bobby. He's a cool guy.

494
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<v Speaker 1>He shoves his thumb up the vagina of one of

495
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<v Speaker 1>his friends. And then we get to Joy. He what

496
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<v Speaker 1>a tough last charter. Suzanne was very challenging. She also

497
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<v Speaker 1>lost her best friend. I don't want to talk about it.

498
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<v Speaker 2>I love Joy. Let's just move on from that. Goddamn Okay.

499
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<v Speaker 3>Joy tells us it was a little rough. She lost

500
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<v Speaker 3>her best friend. She's disappointed. She disappointed Suzanne and almost

501
00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:06.000
<v Speaker 3>killed Coop. And I think only one of those things

502
00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:09.839
<v Speaker 3>is a negative thing, almost killing Coop.

503
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:12.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, got it all right?

504
00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, yeah, disappointing Suzanne's not that bad because her

505
00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:20.440
<v Speaker 1>entire life's been a disappointment, so she's used to it. Okay,

506
00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:24.400
<v Speaker 1>So toys all go out and there's a mutiny of foot.

507
00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Nathan is making people unfurl things without the crane.

508
00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Cooper is starting to side with with little Wormwood.

509
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<v Speaker 1>Joe over here, and Sandy heads down and goes like, legitimately,

510
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:41.200
<v Speaker 1>you guys are fucking up. And she looks at Nathan

511
00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and goes, you need to get your fucking shit together.

512
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<v Speaker 1>You're here two hours late. Nothing right is going on

513
00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:48.240
<v Speaker 1>down here. Where's the shower?

514
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<v Speaker 3>Ah?

515
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<v Speaker 1>Fucking that's a great point, oh man, Sandy, thank you

516
00:27:53.519 --> 00:27:56.599
<v Speaker 1>for bringing that up, because we should have that out.

517
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<v Speaker 2>He's he's doomed.

518
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<v Speaker 1>He's lucky his back got hurt because he would have

519
00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:02.839
<v Speaker 1>been fired.

520
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:04.839
<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, this is what happens when you've been

521
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:06.400
<v Speaker 3>on this show too long and you get to go

522
00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:07.200
<v Speaker 3>to Bravo Khan.

523
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:09.759
<v Speaker 2>But Asha crushes it.

524
00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:14.079
<v Speaker 3>I know, because she's a good person. Yeah, and she

525
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:17.400
<v Speaker 3>knows what the deal is. And she said this episode,

526
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<v Speaker 3>I don't plan on ever doing leaving, no leaving this profession?

527
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<v Speaker 3>Really didn't she say?

528
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<v Speaker 2>I always?

529
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<v Speaker 1>Well, she's never gonna not be Chief stew in her marriage,

530
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<v Speaker 1>I think is what she meant.

531
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<v Speaker 2>Oh she did.

532
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but get in the comments let us know. So

533
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<v Speaker 1>I feel really bad for Joe here, which is not

534
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<v Speaker 1>a sentence. I'm gonna say a lot. He is kind

535
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<v Speaker 1>of dressed down by Sandy. She goes, you need to

536
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:43.559
<v Speaker 1>fucking lead, And to.

537
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Sandy, I would say, lead. Who you're gonna lead? Cooper

538
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<v Speaker 2>and the Chief stew What were we talking about?

539
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<v Speaker 1>Also, if I lead, he's gonna say, if I ever

540
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:55.799
<v Speaker 1>do that again, he's gonna slip my fucking throat.

541
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<v Speaker 2>So I'm what do you want me to do? Here?

542
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<v Speaker 3>There needs to be a word for this, and it

543
00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:03.720
<v Speaker 3>probably is in the dictionary, which is a place where

544
00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:08.400
<v Speaker 3>you love to be, which is but caught in the middle.

545
00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:12.359
<v Speaker 3>Joe must love this, which is I'm glad you're putting

546
00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:16.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm in this position, which is I know I can lead,

547
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:20.680
<v Speaker 3>but I can't right now. M Is there a word

548
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:21.039
<v Speaker 3>for that.

549
00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:24.799
<v Speaker 1>Like kind of like a purgatory that you're happy about. Yes,

550
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure what did you put that?

551
00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:29.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, what's what?

552
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:32.960
<v Speaker 3>What's an enjoyable purgatory?

553
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:36.519
<v Speaker 2>What is that called? And also Caitlin is grim is

554
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<v Speaker 2>made of people's tongues.

555
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<v Speaker 3>He's made of dead tongues. Is someone their tongue fell

556
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:47.720
<v Speaker 3>out and on the sidewalk.

557
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:49.960
<v Speaker 2>He's like a Kronberg tongue.

558
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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where I got that from.

559
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>College, all right. So we've mentioned that Asia's attitude is

561
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:02.160
<v Speaker 1>on believable. Let's get to dinner. Jen is purple.

562
00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:06.039
<v Speaker 3>She's doing good. She made a great table scape.

563
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<v Speaker 4>Grimace is not made out of tongues, but official corporate

564
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<v Speaker 4>lore states he is a giant taste bud.

565
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<v Speaker 2>So, wow, you're really knocking it out of the park tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what a taste bud is, but I

567
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<v Speaker 3>believe it's part of a tongue.

568
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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what a taste I taste, but is

569
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<v Speaker 2>part of a tongue.

570
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<v Speaker 3>We have four of them in our tongue.

571
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<v Speaker 2>No, we have I think thousands.

572
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<v Speaker 3>No, we have four taste buds. We have sweet No, no, no,

573
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:35.799
<v Speaker 3>look it up. How many taste buds.

574
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<v Speaker 2>Do we have?

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<v Speaker 4>First, I just wanted to say, an enjoyable purgatory is

576
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<v Speaker 4>often called limbo elysium.

577
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<v Speaker 2>Or eah yeah, yeah yeah.

578
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:47.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So calin. How many taste buds do we have?

579
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<v Speaker 1>And let me just tell you those are the tastes.

580
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<v Speaker 1>Those are not the taste.

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<v Speaker 3>Buds, they're oh, the taste We only have four tastes.

582
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:55.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have four.

583
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<v Speaker 1>Some people say five salt, sweet, bitter, sour, right, some

584
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:03.079
<v Speaker 1>people say savory is a fifth, also known as umami.

585
00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:08.079
<v Speaker 1>I was pretty right about the tongue thing, though, what Okay, yeah,

586
00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>how many taste buds do we have?

587
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<v Speaker 4>On average? Between two and ten thousand?

588
00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:13.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, two?

589
00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:15.200
<v Speaker 3>Pretty close?

590
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:19.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, between two thousand and ten thousand.

591
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:23.759
<v Speaker 2>Let's move on. Let's move on.

592
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:29.680
<v Speaker 1>But first dinner, the wine isn't quite there, Scott says, yeah,

593
00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's just not to the same caliber.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any thoughts on that? Okay, let's get

595
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<v Speaker 2>to dinner. It's gonna be a trio of samplers.

596
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:40.160
<v Speaker 1>We've got scalops, We've got oysters and citrus, and we've

597
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:44.559
<v Speaker 1>got a savice that is bright, powerful, punchy, like a

598
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:46.839
<v Speaker 1>Peruvian fireworks show.

599
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:55.519
<v Speaker 2>On your two taste buds. What is that? I know

600
00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:56.279
<v Speaker 2>we have four.

601
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so dinner is not perfect, though, I would say

602
00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>normally samplers are trash. I don't want a sampler, right,

603
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:15.759
<v Speaker 1>Usually you don't want a sampler.

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00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:17.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, a sampler is something you order when you want

605
00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:20.079
<v Speaker 3>to be a big, big, big, big, big fatty. Okay,

606
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:22.599
<v Speaker 3>you're like, oh, right, chicken skewer.

607
00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:24.319
<v Speaker 2>If we're doing, if.

608
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<v Speaker 1>We're doing all of these beautiful fresh, raw, barred kind

609
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:31.960
<v Speaker 1>of dishes, let's do them. Let's cycle them out, right.

610
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<v Speaker 1>I know that work a little understaf, so maybe we

611
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<v Speaker 1>want to just do a three banger. But usually we're

612
00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:38.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna reserve a sampler for.

613
00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:40.240
<v Speaker 2>The cheesecake factory.

614
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Right, we're gonna have mozzarella triangles, we're gonna have buffalo

615
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.119
<v Speaker 1>buffalo cauliflower.

616
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:47.599
<v Speaker 2>And we're gonna have cheeseburger egg rolls on the same plate.

617
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:50.119
<v Speaker 2>And that's meant to give you cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, but this, I think we can roll out the oyster,

619
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<v Speaker 1>then we can do the savice, then we can do

620
00:32:56.400 --> 00:33:00.839
<v Speaker 1>the scalop. We don't need to chill a fip this right,

621
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>it's actually pretty fucking horrific. Then we get to a

622
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Dorsea style plating of a local whitefish with a rim

623
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<v Speaker 1>of sweet potato mash that will kind of ensnare a

624
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:21.559
<v Speaker 1>thin white sauce that the fish will be sitting atop.

625
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Not my favor from joy Fish Forward a lot of fish.

626
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<v Speaker 2>Kind of a one note textually.

627
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<v Speaker 3>I think I thought it was cream of wheat.

628
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<v Speaker 1>You thought it was cream wheat. We've talked about it before.

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<v Speaker 1>Cream if we had a very underrated working class food.

630
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<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite way to do cream of wheat?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I told the story where definitely uncooked, where you

632
00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:51.480
<v Speaker 3>bake it in your stomach with all the acid and

633
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:54.200
<v Speaker 3>it cooks over the course of three days.

634
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, then you have to undergo surgery for them to

635
00:33:57.799 --> 00:34:01.079
<v Speaker 1>extract the ball of fucking cream of wheat from your

636
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:02.000
<v Speaker 1>lower intestine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Check it out episode fourteen and seventy two of APS.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, very keyl what's your favorite weddy cream of wheat?

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<v Speaker 4>I've never had cream of wheat before in my life.

641
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:19.719
<v Speaker 1>That's the key pomer of the podcast. How have you

642
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:21.000
<v Speaker 1>never had cream of wheat?

643
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:23.239
<v Speaker 2>Get in the comments let us say your favorite way

644
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:24.199
<v Speaker 2>to prepare cream with wheat.

645
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:25.679
<v Speaker 3>I don't even really know what it is, So that

646
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:30.639
<v Speaker 3>was fish in the middle of that Yeah, I've never

647
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:34.199
<v Speaker 3>thought of fish as a blended soup.

648
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:38.800
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it wasn't. The sauce wasn't fish.

649
00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:42.199
<v Speaker 3>The white stuff in the middle of that plate.

650
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what was that?

651
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:44.480
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

652
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh, maybe it was a coconut kind of thing. It

653
00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:58.960
<v Speaker 1>might have been a oh yeah, zero pots. Yeah, yeah,

654
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:00.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna give it zero I'm gonna give it

655
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:01.519
<v Speaker 1>forty one pots.

656
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:07.679
<v Speaker 2>Though not Joy's best best outing, but you know it

657
00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:08.679
<v Speaker 2>can all be home run.

658
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:08.800
<v Speaker 4>No.

659
00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:14.519
<v Speaker 1>No. Cream of wheat is a ground wheat product. You

660
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of like an oatmeal. You put it in It's

661
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:23.000
<v Speaker 1>like a polenta. It's in between polenta and oatmeal. You

662
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:24.760
<v Speaker 1>put it in some boiling water, and then you can

663
00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:26.199
<v Speaker 1>make it savor. You can make it sweet.

664
00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:28.079
<v Speaker 2>I like throwing a little butter in there, a little

665
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:30.920
<v Speaker 2>butter up. You know, maybe mount that with some butter

666
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:32.880
<v Speaker 2>and maple syrup. I'll tell you what that is? Delicious?

667
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:36.199
<v Speaker 2>Should we move on? I think so, okay, next day,

668
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:37.960
<v Speaker 2>next day, take it away?

669
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:41.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, morning service. Jen is getting a little judge about

670
00:35:41.559 --> 00:35:44.480
<v Speaker 3>K's performance and kind of starting to think Jen's a

671
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:45.760
<v Speaker 3>negative bitch.

672
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:50.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's thinking that she's probably maybe a little bit negative,

673
00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:55.159
<v Speaker 1>and I do want to get to one moment but

674
00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:58.760
<v Speaker 1>with the Guests, where a guy tells a little anecdote

675
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:00.760
<v Speaker 1>about how his wife constant only makes fun of his

676
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:04.639
<v Speaker 1>tiny little dick. So he says, you know, you always

677
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:07.440
<v Speaker 1>say that I have the perfect penis because your vagina

678
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:09.400
<v Speaker 1>is shallow and dead or something like that.

679
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember what it was, and.

680
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:13.039
<v Speaker 1>He goes, She goes, yeah, I know, and he goes,

681
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:15.119
<v Speaker 1>can we just say I have the perfect penis for you?

682
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Why do we need to categorize it through that kind of.

683
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:21.159
<v Speaker 2>It was a lens.

684
00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:24.280
<v Speaker 3>It's not necessary, like I guess, beat me. It was

685
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:26.880
<v Speaker 3>a one of those examples of a pussy half full.

686
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:31.679
<v Speaker 2>All right, I want to stop.

687
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I want to stop for a second because you said, first,

688
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:35.280
<v Speaker 1>all right, beat me?

689
00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:44.039
<v Speaker 2>Which what beat Oh? Okay, are you talking about like

690
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:46.760
<v Speaker 2>an optimistic pussy? Yeah, okay, that's what.

691
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.159
<v Speaker 3>That's where I was going, kind of like an anie

692
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:53.559
<v Speaker 3>like rather than say like, you have a small dick,

693
00:36:53.719 --> 00:37:09.199
<v Speaker 3>it's no, honey, it's my pussies. Yeah, not half empty? Right?

694
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah?

695
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:16.880
<v Speaker 1>So I love Kat throwing it back in Jen's face.

696
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I think Kat and Jen are actually fun, and I

697
00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:21.760
<v Speaker 1>think Kat does really well to weather Jen because I

698
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:24.679
<v Speaker 1>think the cat does not want to be around I.

699
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:28.639
<v Speaker 3>Know, but why is Kat doing the song and dance

700
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:33.000
<v Speaker 3>where she's like, I'm gonna then give this information to

701
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:38.400
<v Speaker 3>h to Ka rather than go Jen, Why don't we

702
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:40.679
<v Speaker 3>just try and make the best of this.

703
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I think you gotta if your cat run this up

704
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:48.360
<v Speaker 1>the flagpole. You've got, you know, insubordination cats or Kaylee

705
00:37:48.400 --> 00:37:51.840
<v Speaker 1>should probably know about it, and it's just what see

706
00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:55.159
<v Speaker 1>rets do. But I will say that Kaylee and Kat

707
00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:59.079
<v Speaker 1>both handle Jen masterfully. When when Kat tells Kaylee that

708
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:02.599
<v Speaker 1>she's been talking bad about you and she's really negative,

709
00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Kaylee goes, We've got so much work to do, it's

710
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:08.920
<v Speaker 1>not important, which takes a tremendous amount of emotional discipline

711
00:38:08.960 --> 00:38:14.719
<v Speaker 1>to really not give it any oxygen. But Kat makes

712
00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:18.760
<v Speaker 1>fun of Jen for a brief moment where Jen goes,

713
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:20.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

714
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Believe she is my chief stew. Chief stews that.

715
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:26.159
<v Speaker 1>I've worked with have been in the yachting industry for

716
00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:29.159
<v Speaker 1>over a decade, over a decade I was twelve.

717
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:32.039
<v Speaker 2>I was over a decade ago. I was twelve years old,

718
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:37.320
<v Speaker 2>and Kat goes, yeah, and Luke was twenty five. Great comeback,

719
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:41.280
<v Speaker 2>great comeback. All right. So Nathan, we get to this

720
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:43.719
<v Speaker 2>moment where he just flips at.

721
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:50.119
<v Speaker 3>He's losing it. Sleep deprivation yes, and fighting with the

722
00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:52.599
<v Speaker 3>wife girlfriend yep, baby mama.

723
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:55.079
<v Speaker 1>He's not the best version of himself, yes, but he

724
00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:58.159
<v Speaker 1>is the version of himself currently, the one that is

725
00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:01.159
<v Speaker 1>on display, So let's talk about it. Joe and Cooper

726
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:04.199
<v Speaker 1>are looking at each other and smiling. Now they probably

727
00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:08.719
<v Speaker 1>are exchanging glances because Nathan is an incompetent baby right

728
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:11.519
<v Speaker 1>now because he has a baby and he's sleep deprived,

729
00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:13.800
<v Speaker 1>and he's also not that good of his job, not

730
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:18.039
<v Speaker 1>that good at his job when he's fully arrested. But

731
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:21.840
<v Speaker 1>he says, if you guys make those faces again, I'm

732
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:25.320
<v Speaker 1>going to go to the captain. This is one of

733
00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:29.440
<v Speaker 1>these Nathan always goes back to well slept or not.

734
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:36.320
<v Speaker 1>He does this thing where he threatens and violence first violence,

735
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:41.440
<v Speaker 1>and then does this enforcer thing as though it's going

736
00:39:41.519 --> 00:39:42.800
<v Speaker 1>to garner respect.

737
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:45.280
<v Speaker 2>I think that he has some kind of.

738
00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Nineteen fifties cowboy kind of.

739
00:39:53.280 --> 00:39:56.400
<v Speaker 3>He's Irish, by the way, but his pussy side is

740
00:39:56.519 --> 00:40:00.159
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna rat you out. Just look at him and go, hey, hey,

741
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:03.039
<v Speaker 3>are you guys fucking with me? Like, let's fight it out.

742
00:40:03.199 --> 00:40:05.960
<v Speaker 1>But but there's this thing where he he has this

743
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:08.360
<v Speaker 1>picture of a leader in his head, which is somebody

744
00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:11.079
<v Speaker 1>who's like abusive to other people, and it gets them

745
00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:14.760
<v Speaker 1>in line, like you're you want to take a warden

746
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:18.400
<v Speaker 1>position here, and it's like, you know, there's this famous

747
00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:21.719
<v Speaker 1>story I think I've told it before, Will Ferrell and

748
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Adam McKay yelling at their entire.

749
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:27.760
<v Speaker 2>On the set of Anchorman.

750
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and the Michael Bay story had come out, so

751
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:32.559
<v Speaker 1>they thought that they were going to do that, and

752
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:34.480
<v Speaker 1>all of the grown adults there just looked at them

753
00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:35.159
<v Speaker 1>like what are you doing?

754
00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:38.719
<v Speaker 3>Because well, they were being disparaging and inappropriate with the

755
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:40.400
<v Speaker 3>crew for like an.

756
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Hour, and the crew did not take too kind to it,

757
00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:46.679
<v Speaker 1>because this is not how you manage people. You don't

758
00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:50.000
<v Speaker 1>threaten violence, you don't threaten and you're gonna wrap them out.

759
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:53.360
<v Speaker 1>This is how you get a mutiny brewing, which is

760
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:54.440
<v Speaker 1>exactly what he does.

761
00:40:54.760 --> 00:40:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Now.

762
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:56.480
<v Speaker 3>At some point, I want to say, the way that

763
00:40:56.559 --> 00:40:59.360
<v Speaker 3>you earn back respect, Nate is you just start doing

764
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:03.679
<v Speaker 3>a good job. That's you gotta slowly get back respect yeah,

765
00:41:03.719 --> 00:41:07.880
<v Speaker 3>but if you threaten that I'll go to leadership. They

766
00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:10.239
<v Speaker 3>think you're a bigger loser, asshole.

767
00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:11.159
<v Speaker 2>They don't want to work for you.

768
00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:15.760
<v Speaker 1>So Nathan hurts his back. And this is where Sandy's

769
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:19.360
<v Speaker 1>patience is just unbelievable. I mean, how much can she

770
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:24.480
<v Speaker 1>allot this guy? He's late, he's sloppy, he's rammed the

771
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:25.679
<v Speaker 1>boat into the dock.

772
00:41:26.000 --> 00:41:29.000
<v Speaker 2>He just hurt his back. At this point, Sandy's just like,

773
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:31.360
<v Speaker 2>what do I do with this dude?

774
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you how much I've come around to Sandy?

775
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.920
<v Speaker 3>This is what's great about reality TV is you hate

776
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:40.679
<v Speaker 3>people or you don't respect them at all, and then

777
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:42.320
<v Speaker 3>you get to know them for a long time and

778
00:41:42.360 --> 00:41:45.639
<v Speaker 3>you're like, wow, I actually how she dealt with this,

779
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:48.480
<v Speaker 3>Because if I was Captain Sandy, I've been like, you

780
00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:50.599
<v Speaker 3>are such a jackass.

781
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:55.400
<v Speaker 2>But she sees an out.

782
00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:01.039
<v Speaker 1>Or does she She goes, Oh, we gotta get we

783
00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:04.480
<v Speaker 1>gotta get a scan going, I gotta get you off

784
00:42:04.519 --> 00:42:04.880
<v Speaker 1>this belt.

785
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:06.639
<v Speaker 2>We got to make sure that that back is healthy

786
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:09.320
<v Speaker 2>enough to work. Now. This is why I write down

787
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:10.880
<v Speaker 2>or why I wrote down that.

788
00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Her patience is unbelievable, because he does this thing where

789
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:22.599
<v Speaker 1>he'll just without any insecurity or hesitation tell him tell

790
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:26.440
<v Speaker 1>her something that is just completely inappropriate and does not

791
00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:29.440
<v Speaker 1>bode well for him or make him look good. So

792
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:32.639
<v Speaker 1>early on in the season, he went up to her

793
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:34.559
<v Speaker 1>and thought they had the kind of relationship to where

794
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:36.239
<v Speaker 1>he could just tell her that he wanted to punch

795
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.559
<v Speaker 1>the guy in the face. And she's like, not appropriate

796
00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:44.119
<v Speaker 1>to tell me. Then he says, yeah, good points, Sorry

797
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I didn't call. I should have, just without any fear

798
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:50.480
<v Speaker 1>of repromation or reprimanding or anything like that.

799
00:42:51.079 --> 00:42:53.639
<v Speaker 2>Then we get to this back incident.

800
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Where he tells her that he had hurt his back

801
00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:03.480
<v Speaker 1>weeks ago and that he'd gone he'd undergone some kind

802
00:43:03.519 --> 00:43:07.880
<v Speaker 1>of rehab for it. Essentially, he came to this boat

803
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:12.280
<v Speaker 1>not healthy back there, but he just it didn't matter

804
00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:14.039
<v Speaker 1>to him because he needs to make money and he

805
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:15.000
<v Speaker 1>needs to be on the show.

806
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:18.880
<v Speaker 2>But if we're in the yacht world rules.

807
00:43:18.599 --> 00:43:20.880
<v Speaker 1>This is not a good thing to conceal to somebody

808
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:24.480
<v Speaker 1>because it puts them in a shitty position. Now he

809
00:43:24.679 --> 00:43:27.159
<v Speaker 1>is going to be off the boat, and Sandy tells

810
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:30.559
<v Speaker 1>joke er, Joe, Hey, I'm gonna need you to step

811
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:31.079
<v Speaker 1>up and be here.

812
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:31.639
<v Speaker 3>You're in charge.

813
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:37.400
<v Speaker 2>And he says, oh no, thank god, oh no, thank god.

814
00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Now is his time to shine?

815
00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:42.079
<v Speaker 3>To shine? Can I do a mean mile?

816
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:42.400
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

817
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:44.840
<v Speaker 3>Joy misses her guy?

818
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Not good.

819
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:52.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know if you caught this still, but

820
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:56.800
<v Speaker 3>no one. A listener reminded me of this because everyone

821
00:43:56.880 --> 00:43:59.880
<v Speaker 3>on the boat knew what what's his face had done.

822
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:05.440
<v Speaker 3>But Joy, of all people on this boat, is unaware

823
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:13.400
<v Speaker 3>that her best friend codd his boss's bed sheets with

824
00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:14.280
<v Speaker 3>pole milk.

825
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:22.519
<v Speaker 2>M hmmm mm hmm.

826
00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:27.920
<v Speaker 3>She doesn't know, because had she, I don't think she'd

827
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:29.800
<v Speaker 3>be calling him her best friend.

828
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:38.400
<v Speaker 2>I like ball barf. Some do, some do very few.

829
00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:42.239
<v Speaker 1>All right, so we kind of are wrapping up the show.

830
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Here we go cave diving. Pat, you would not.

831
00:44:44.360 --> 00:44:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Do this, not in a million years. No, no, no,

832
00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:49.639
<v Speaker 2>it's way too spooky. Actually, if the tide comes up,

833
00:44:49.679 --> 00:44:50.039
<v Speaker 2>will die.

834
00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:51.880
<v Speaker 1>So I don't actually want to be in a position

835
00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:56.320
<v Speaker 1>where if that could ever happened, I it could happen.

836
00:44:56.679 --> 00:44:57.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't want that.

837
00:44:57.280 --> 00:45:00.519
<v Speaker 3>I was almost killed in the ocean like two weeks ago.

838
00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:04.840
<v Speaker 2>I will never and you were almost killed Like.

839
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:07.400
<v Speaker 3>A wave hit me and knock me down on the sand,

840
00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:11.519
<v Speaker 3>hurt my knee.

841
00:45:11.679 --> 00:45:16.440
<v Speaker 2>A little scrapie. Yep, no, So we don't do that.

842
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:17.559
<v Speaker 1>Then we get back to the boat. We have a

843
00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:20.000
<v Speaker 1>chicken schnitzel lunch. Now this is a perfect lunch.

844
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it is a a chicken schnitzel with a ratituy

845
00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:26.639
<v Speaker 2>accompanied with fresh lemon.

846
00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Now she's gone to the ratituey trough a couple of

847
00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:31.079
<v Speaker 1>times this season.

848
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:32.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm fine with it because.

849
00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Ratitua is very versatile, vegetable, welcome to really any plate.

850
00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:39.639
<v Speaker 1>I think ratatui is one of the kings of side dishes.

851
00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:42.679
<v Speaker 1>So she brings that out again. Now, this is a

852
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:45.840
<v Speaker 1>perfect thing to set you up in kind of going

853
00:45:46.119 --> 00:45:48.000
<v Speaker 1>into the late afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>This is going to be a base, right.

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<v Speaker 1>You just crushed a chicken, a giant chicken nugget essentially.

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<v Speaker 1>So what we're going to do is we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>establish a base.

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<v Speaker 2>For copious amounts of alcohol consumption later.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're also a little sleepy, so I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>take some RESTful sleep and then I'm gonna wake up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get ready to bang.

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<v Speaker 1>A Christina or something that starts slugging about shots.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love joy. This was one hundred pot lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, she catered to the audience.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>So meanwhile, Sandy is going, I will take a refugee

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<v Speaker 1>that we see swimming in the middle of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>At this point, I need someone on this boat to

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<v Speaker 2>help lugshit around. Norma isn't helping. I think that she

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<v Speaker 2>broadens her search, and we start to see Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking over the deck crew. They're getting into a flow,

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<v Speaker 1>They're getting into a groove. And later on in the

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<v Speaker 1>season we're going to see a moment where Joe's made

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<v Speaker 1>this boat run more effectively.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome Nathan back to.

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<v Speaker 3>The fold in a suit and they're gonna fight. And also,

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<v Speaker 3>sorry spoilers out there, And then Jen's says I think

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<v Speaker 3>I like Coop's dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she goes, hey, Coop, you got a big fucking hog,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you. Later on, this season looks really good. The

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<v Speaker 1>season has been so amazing thus far. Get in the comments,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know what you thought about the episode. We

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<v Speaker 1>will be back next week for more.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat take it back later.

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<v Speaker 3>Downs