1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice, 2 00:00:03,399 --> 00:00:08,519 mix in some vodka in color. A podcast from the 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,240 Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:17,640 Victor Chrysler Dots. Gee Ram, It's Billified, The Bill Moran Podcast. 5 00:00:30,359 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, 6 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:35,479 Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the 7 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,640 word about the Byron ship. Oh wait, you like it 8 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:40,240 a little louder in your cans? I do. We are 9 00:00:40,359 --> 00:00:45,880 joined today by the son of the great Elvis impersonator, 10 00:00:46,759 --> 00:00:56,079 David Phelps. It's his sun time. Whoo. Why is that 11 00:00:56,159 --> 00:00:56,719 so funny to me? 12 00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:58,719 Speaker 3: I don't know. 13 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 2: I do know is that it's so funny to me? 14 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,880 So funny to me? Dougie? 15 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,680 Speaker 3: So you just love getting under my skin? 16 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 2: Oh but I but I mean that the nicest loving. 17 00:01:09,799 --> 00:01:15,040 I mean I I just talk to him yesterday. Yeah. 18 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,359 How is how is Dave? He's good? Yeah? 19 00:01:17,519 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 3: Taking him to Sunnaca Niagara with Kathy. 20 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 2: What are you doing that? Uh? 21 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,879 Speaker 3: Two weeks they give They're sending me free rooms and 22 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,480 free this and free that. So I'm like, you know, 23 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:30,000 I don't want to go away for two days because 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,079 they work and so I'm like, you know, I'll drive 25 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,560 up separately, you know, sign in and you guys can 26 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,719 have a two day getaway. 27 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 2: That's nice. Yeah, nice little gift for your parents. Yeah, yeah, 28 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:45,560 do what I can. He's bringing the Elvis suit, hung hug. 29 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:53,840 That room is never gonna smell the same tapioca that 30 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:56,159 is that that's very funny. Well, good for you. Uh, 31 00:01:56,239 --> 00:01:57,799 why do you think you get you get that for 32 00:01:57,959 --> 00:01:59,000 all the gambling you do. 33 00:01:59,359 --> 00:02:02,079 Speaker 3: Well, I don't get animal there that often. It was 34 00:02:03,439 --> 00:02:07,560 last year. I think I just stopped with friends and 35 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,319 then you're on their mailing list. So it's a fifty 36 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:13,719 dollars voucher for food, two nights day and one hundred 37 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,680 dollars match play, which means you have to put it 38 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,039 out something that can just even money, like black or 39 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,039 red on a roulette table. 40 00:02:20,159 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, taking the voucher. That sounds like a fun date weekend. 41 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:26,199 Why aren't you taking like a nobody? It's not true? 42 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:31,080 That true? Why haven't you just asked somebody like there 43 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,840 are people I know that you're interested in, like you 44 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,520 come across you're a very social guy or this. Why 45 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:41,319 don't you just ask them some chick to just no, Well. 46 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 3: It's life is loosening up now after the breast cancer Bowl. 47 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, yeah, exactly exactly. So now I'm on the prowl, right, 48 00:02:48,599 --> 00:02:51,879 like a lion, yeah, or cougar. I'm looking for a 49 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:55,840 aren't injured. You're like the old lion that that they're 50 00:02:55,599 --> 00:03:00,599 they're looking for growing the beard though, it's good. No 51 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:03,639 shave November. Oh, no shave November. 52 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:05,479 Speaker 3: This every year? 53 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm supposed to look at you and remember 54 00:03:08,039 --> 00:03:12,680 my prostate. Yes, as it is. Actually there's black. 55 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 3: Mine is gray. I gotta get the the coloring thing. 56 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have a ton of gray hair. I 57 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,919 do have gray hair. I am fifty four years old. 58 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,120 I looking good. I think I look fifty four years old. 59 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:28,080 So I'm alright, you can pass for forty. Nay, yeah, 60 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,000 I mean that's like exactly right. I I'm not trying 61 00:03:31,039 --> 00:03:34,080 to fool anybody or do anything stupid. I just it 62 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:37,680 is what it is. At this point, I'm realizing that 63 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:41,439 there and it's probably because of the mental health classes 64 00:03:41,479 --> 00:03:43,919 that I'm in, Yeah, and all the work that I've done, 65 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:48,439 and it's been a lot that god damn, you get 66 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,680 so fucked up in this life by the people that 67 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:56,000 are that. I mean, they they love you. They're your parents, right, 68 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:58,520 I jokingly bring up, David, they. 69 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 3: Drive you crazy. 70 00:03:59,479 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 2: Well, you have to realize at some point that most 71 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,400 of the things that you were conditioned to maybe believe 72 00:04:05,439 --> 00:04:09,360 about yourself is actually bullshit, and that everything on the 73 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:12,080 outside doesn't matter. It's what's on the inside. But we 74 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:14,159 come in here thinking we got to look a certain 75 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:15,800 way and act a certain way and be a certain 76 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,199 way to fit in, and we worry about what the 77 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:20,120 other person has and what the other person does, and 78 00:04:20,199 --> 00:04:23,079 it means nothing. It means nothing. And what if you 79 00:04:23,199 --> 00:04:25,680 really want everything you want, you can get it. It's 80 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,600 just inside you. You got to get rid of the 81 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,720 shitty beliefs about yourself. That's really what it is. And 82 00:04:30,759 --> 00:04:33,680 when it's a good theory, No don't know. I'm telling 83 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,519 you right now, and I know it's a good theory, 84 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,519 but it's a lot of work because if you go 85 00:04:37,639 --> 00:04:39,879 inside and you figure out what it is and what 86 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,920 was driving you nuts and why you react in certain situations, 87 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,040 the way you react, a lot of it has to 88 00:04:45,079 --> 00:04:47,279 do with the way you were conditioned, you know what 89 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:50,120 I mean, and the way you believe people perceive you 90 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,360 and what pisses you off, and you kind of step 91 00:04:52,399 --> 00:04:56,720 back and go, that's bullshit and it doesn't mean anything, 92 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,360 And why did I always believe that? And it's always 93 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,839 held me back. It's like the fear from keeping me 94 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,879 from going forward. And I just think that for me 95 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,480 right now, I'm pretty good the way I am not 96 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,560 I mean working out, working my shit out and having 97 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,240 nobody I don't good. Yeah, I have a friend. I 98 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,800 love hanging out with her. That's about all we do. 99 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe later in life there'll be more time for 100 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,199 both of you. Yeah, just keep it going and then 101 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,079 you know, it's just a nice, easy sale. 102 00:05:26,199 --> 00:05:31,600 Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you where. I'll give you an example 103 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:36,240 of something that I have sort of talked about, and then 104 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,600 I think maybe I'll say, talking around a lot in 105 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,600 my uh life, that really that was really a fucked 106 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,199 up thing, and then we'll we'll get a little heavy here, 107 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:48,399 but we'll go lighter with our dad jokes later. Doug's 108 00:05:48,399 --> 00:05:50,680 been texting me twice this week about dad jokes. Twice 109 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,199 you did. You were very serious about it, dog, and 110 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,000 I I appreciated it more than you even fucking know. 111 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,199 I know, I'm a little grumpy today, but I I 112 00:05:59,360 --> 00:05:59,759 don't know. 113 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,439 Speaker 3: It because you can change that with your inner self. Yes, 114 00:06:03,519 --> 00:06:05,600 you can see it and believe it, and then you 115 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:07,839 can I know you're gonna make fun of this, but 116 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:09,439 not so here's here's. 117 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:10,759 Speaker 2: What, dude. If you want to talk to somebody living 118 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:12,480 in denial. I got out of bed to day. I'm like, 119 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,399 I could still go, right. 120 00:06:13,319 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 3: I could get in wrestling shape if I wanted. 121 00:06:15,319 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 2: Yes, you could. 122 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,639 Speaker 3: I just don't want to, Okay, because I know how 123 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,240 hard it is. Yes, Okay, when am I going to 124 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:21,079 benefit from that? 125 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 2: You might live longer, maybe you might get laid. 126 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 3: I get laid, Doug, you I can get laate anytime, 127 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,600 and I just have to just have to write the check. 128 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:38,439 Speaker 2: Yes, Oh yeah, I asked that. Yeah. So anyways, I 129 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:42,720 told the story. Don't don't no, no, no, I'll. 130 00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:44,759 Speaker 3: Give it the cliff notes. So I uber as many 131 00:06:44,759 --> 00:06:47,399 of you know. And uh, this week I picked somebody 132 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:49,120 up in the laundry man and she was kind of 133 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,920 mad at me because my hatch on my car it 134 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:54,079 doesn't work anyway. It's got all her laundry in the 135 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,040 back seat in the front seat and we're joking this 136 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:59,560 that and kind of flirted and joked with her. Next thing, 137 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,759 you know, she comes around to the passenger side after 138 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,199 she gets laundry out, and she grabs me and this 139 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,920 is not a joke. And she asked me if I 140 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,160 want to fool around, and I go, yeah, I got 141 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,720 a couple of hours short. She goes, well, what do 142 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:15,639 you you know make a donation. I'm like, oh, yeah, 143 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,519 a lot of you know. So I was just thinking 144 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,600 and I said that, do you have memo? She goes, oh, yeah, 145 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:26,360 I go, I got it, but I had to work. 146 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,920 I'm getting a new car monday, so I have to 147 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:31,519 save for a down payments. As alluring as that was, 148 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,040 and as cute as she was and has younger as 149 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:38,240 she was, I'm gonna say twenty two, ohh my god, 150 00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:40,360 twenty five, which is thirty. 151 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 2: Years Christ how many times is fifty five going to 152 00:07:43,079 --> 00:07:44,040 twenty five? I don't know. 153 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 3: For two hundred dollars an hour, ye that I. 154 00:07:49,879 --> 00:07:52,879 Speaker 2: Know of, Yes, mathematically speaking. 155 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 3: It's gonna be like going to see The Godfather and 156 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,839 I have the projector shutdown after a minute, like this 157 00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:58,399 is really good. 158 00:08:00,839 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, those moments can happen, you know, at times. 159 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,839 Speaker 3: It's amazing. Some of the women I picked up in 160 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:11,360 the five or six years that you wouldn't know unless 161 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,480 you're driving him to the gates mooteller, another motel, or 162 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:18,319 you know you're gonna. 163 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 2: Pick up the gig economy. 164 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:22,199 Speaker 3: You're picking up Larry and then it's this beautiful woman 165 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,759 and you're taking her back to Buffalo and she's talking 166 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,759 to the back. This happened before too. She's he had 167 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:29,759 another girl from me, and I was drinking so much 168 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,600 vaca last night. I had to get so fucked up 169 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,279 to do this. I'm listened for an hour and a 170 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:33,919 half while she's. 171 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,799 Speaker 2: Talking to her for it's jerking off on the way. 172 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,399 But what I was gonna say is like a lot 173 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,799 of times are our past. Things can can fuck us up. 174 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:46,320 And so for me, I was molested by a babysitter, 175 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:52,080 male babysitter at six years old, and the things that 176 00:08:52,159 --> 00:08:56,320 went on. Once I kind of realized what gay was, 177 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,159 then I had committed a gay act. I wasn't gay, 178 00:09:00,399 --> 00:09:03,240 but I couldn't figure this out. I was twelve when 179 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,279 I kind of was like, oh my god. So then 180 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,120 you stayed away from women most of your high school 181 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,559 and everything because you didn't want them. I always figured 182 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,320 if I made out with somebody, they would be able 183 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,000 to tell that I had a gay experience before, and 184 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:21,759 I didn't. I certainly didn't want that. And then when 185 00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:24,559 your hormones just kick in and the next thing, you know, 186 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:29,759 but everything was like overly sexualized, Like you didn't know 187 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,159 that you could just make out and maybe that should 188 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:37,039 be enough for today. You were diving, you know, I 189 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,200 mean deep. And so then once you did that, what 190 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:44,200 fucked up for me was the fact that you were 191 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,480 then sort of locked in with that person, like you 192 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:47,960 only did that if you really liked them, and they 193 00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:49,679 must really like you. So you got to stay and 194 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,519 you stayed in shitty relationships forever. And I think that 195 00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:56,840 that has been a tough thing for me. And at 196 00:09:57,039 --> 00:09:59,960 the old age that I am, you start to realize 197 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,080 that and that when things do slow down, I don't 198 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,879 know how to handle that. I take it as like rejection. 199 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,039 I take it as I don't I don't know what 200 00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:11,279 this is. It's I'm either all in or I'm out right. 201 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,240 That was the game I always played. But to actually 202 00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:19,480 date conversations, keep a casual light, realize that there are 203 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:23,039 more priorities in life than just running to you know 204 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,799 what I mean. Yeah, And and that's a fucked up thing, 205 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,080 and it's it's not easy for me. I'll be very 206 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,279 honest with you. It's really not. And it's something that 207 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:34,480 I am struggling to try to because it's not normal. 208 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,440 Huh no what I went through. No, but that the 209 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,279 actual behavior after that where you can't just kind of 210 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,639 date somebody, You got to be fucking and with them 211 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,600 or not. Do you understand what I'm saying? I know, right, 212 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:53,559 and and and and even casual sex for me was 213 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,759 not really a thing because I was so fucked up 214 00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:57,200 and meant, oh, they must really like me, so I 215 00:10:57,279 --> 00:11:00,879 gotta stay and that that fucked me up. And then 216 00:11:00,879 --> 00:11:03,000 there were times where you know me. 217 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,519 Speaker 3: Girl fucks me and she likes me just enough. 218 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:09,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, which is normal, I think is a normal way. 219 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,320 I'm just saying, like, that's just one example of rough ship. 220 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,480 And I go, man, I gotta, I gotta. I think 221 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,200 everybody has. 222 00:11:17,759 --> 00:11:21,759 Speaker 3: That skeletons, but things they remember that that kind of 223 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:23,720 dwell on or you. 224 00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:25,919 Speaker 2: Well, I think there are things. I think there are 225 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:31,360 things that that control the way you behave and you 226 00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:34,080 they may not be beneficial to you, right, And I 227 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,559 think yeah, you know what I mean, just the way 228 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,960 you behave and or how you react to certain. 229 00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:41,879 Speaker 3: Situations to erase the chalkboard of your mind. You're you're 230 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,200 just gonna go for whatever reason, you're gonna start thinking this, this, that. 231 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,320 Speaker 2: So that's why I think and I do think sometimes 232 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,480 especially for guys. I think it happens after your dad dies. 233 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:53,320 You start to see some of the things that he 234 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,919 said that you that became a belief about you, you 235 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,279 know what I mean, Like, I mean, my dad a 236 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:05,679 pretty domineering guy, big personality, very very you know, intelligent, 237 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:08,799 and would tell you basically you're an idiot and would 238 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:10,879 take over everything. And so you start to believe that 239 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:14,279 and I can't do anything. 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And you got some dad jokes? 251 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,399 Speaker 3: I do have some dad jokes, all right? All right, 252 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,360 So how's this gonna go? 253 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,039 Speaker 2: Whyn't you? You? You start and I try and I 254 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:03,720 can't laugh. 255 00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,759 Speaker 3: That's that's what they do on the other one. 256 00:13:05,879 --> 00:13:06,679 Speaker 2: All right, here we go. 257 00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:10,200 Speaker 3: I might allowed to laugh my own jokes, because you 258 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,200 know I'd usually do that. 259 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,399 Speaker 2: Oh god, you laughed so hard last week at that 260 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,639 one that I put it. I put it on. It 261 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,720 was so perfect. People are ready to be going, oh 262 00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:24,679 my god, I love Yeah. The only thing funny is 263 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:29,080 him laughing at himself. All right, so what do you got? 264 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,080 Do you know what the elephant said of the naked man? 265 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,879 Do I know what the elephant said to the naked man? 266 00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 3: It's big? But can it pick up peanuts? 267 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 1: Okay? 268 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:45,799 Speaker 2: My talk, and my doctor told me I need to 269 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:48,799 watch my drinking. Now. I drink in front of a mirror. 270 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 3: Ray charl saw that one coming. What do you what 271 00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:57,240 do you get when you cross a rooster in a 272 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,960 jar peanut butter, rooster and a jar of peanut butter. 273 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,879 I cock the sticks of the roof of your mouth. 274 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,559 Speaker 2: I told my son I never want to be kept 275 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,759 alive on a machine, so we unplugged the Wi Fi. 276 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 3: Uh. My boss hates it when I shortened his name 277 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:23,720 to Dick, especially since his name is Steve. 278 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:30,759 Speaker 2: Do you ever get the feeling that like nobody cares 279 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:38,039 if you're alive? Try and missing the car payment? Oh, 280 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,000 you can't do that, I can't. You're not allowed to 281 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,240 laugh when I do the joke. 282 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,679 Speaker 3: Well, I'm buying a car, so kend of no? 283 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:45,039 Speaker 1: I know? 284 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,960 Speaker 2: Uh? Do you know the love difference between love lust 285 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:55,960 and showing off? Love lust and showing off? Yeah? 286 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,679 Speaker 3: No, I don't spit swallow gargle. 287 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:03,399 Speaker 2: Now that counts. 288 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 3: Oh yes, I knew i'd get you with that one. 289 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,559 Speaker 2: I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. 290 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,759 She says, something that goes from zero to two hundred 291 00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:15,480 real fast. So I got her a bathroom scale. Ow. 292 00:15:21,919 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 3: Do you know this? First thing Adam said to Eve 293 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,679 was stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets. 294 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,559 Speaker 2: I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. Let 295 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,080 me turn myself around. 296 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:42,519 Speaker 3: Do you hear Bill Grays is now selling dearballs for 297 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:52,919 anybody wants. He's under a buck. That's great for hunting season. 298 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,240 Did I tell you what? Grizzly hunting with my father 299 00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:57,879 last week? 300 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 2: It's my turn. 301 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,679 Speaker 3: But halfway there we saw a sign that said bear left, 302 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:06,240 so we turned around and went home. Sorry, it is 303 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:06,639 your turn. 304 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,639 Speaker 2: They said they don't try this at home, so I 305 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,519 went to Duck's house. 306 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 3: Do you know what pubic here and lima beans haven't common? 307 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,120 You just push him to the side and keep eating. 308 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 2: Mh. My son asked me if I believe in karma, 309 00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:35,360 I said, I don't need karma. I am the consequence. 310 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:46,200 Where pee you? Why did the parrot pirate wear a 311 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,639 paper towel on his hat? Why? Wait? Wait, why did 312 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:51,879 the pirate wear a paper towel on his hat? 313 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a bounty on his head. I might 314 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,519 have wrote that wrong. 315 00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 2: No you didn't. It was perfectly awful. I tell my 316 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,200 kid to follow their dreams, and I said an alarm 317 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,240 clock for four am. Dreams over reality begins. 318 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,759 Speaker 3: Bitch A got him now? 319 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:13,680 Speaker 2: Yes? Uh? 320 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,680 Speaker 3: A man broke broke into the church and a police 321 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:19,279 chang chased him aroun until he finally caught him by 322 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:27,079 the organ. Oh my penis was in the Guinness Book 323 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,079 of World Records till the librarian told me to take 324 00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:29,359 it out. 325 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:33,799 Speaker 2: Manmamm bamp. If we can make Doug, let's see if 326 00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:36,440 Doug can make Doug laugh. Keep going, keep going. That's 327 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:42,680 all I got. When my kid misbehaves, I don't yell yeah, 328 00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:45,759 I just start slowly typing his name into a column 329 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,519 savings calculator and then hit the leat. 330 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,799 Speaker 3: In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 331 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,960 eighty two and forty six trees. I know this because 332 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:03,799 I kept a log there it is. 333 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,519 Speaker 2: I can't. 334 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,079 Speaker 3: My buddy, My buddy was over Thursday night. We were 335 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:13,519 watching a football game. My dog was in front of 336 00:18:13,519 --> 00:18:15,920 the TV set licking his balls, and my buddy says, 337 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,359 I wish I could do that. I said, you might 338 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:24,279 want to try penning him first. Running is a great 339 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:27,759 way to meet people. Yesterday I met two mts, three nurses, 340 00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:28,720 and a cardiologist. 341 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,039 Speaker 2: Uh. Do you know how you can tell something as 342 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:41,319 a dad joke? Now it's apparent? Ah, do you know 343 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:43,279 why I have a bicycle can't stand up by yourself. 344 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:48,839 It's too tired. Why did the banana go to the 345 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:54,799 doctors because he wasn't peeling very well. 346 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,720 Speaker 3: I used to work with a lot of appealing women. 347 00:18:58,759 --> 00:18:59,960 They were appealing their clothes out. 348 00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 2: Uh. Why don't some fish play piano because they're in school? 349 00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:06,599 Because you can't tune a fish, you can do the guitar. 350 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,960 Why don't scientists trust adams? I don't know, because they 351 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,160 make everything up? Want they make up everything? 352 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 3: Do you know where the fish said? Want to swim 353 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:18,079 into the wall? 354 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 2: All right, this is getting bad. Damn I think you won? 355 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 3: Yeah? 356 00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,079 Speaker 2: Oh god? Why am I coffin? 357 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,359 Speaker 3: Do you know how long it takes the every woman 358 00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:30,039 to orgasm? 359 00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:32,279 Speaker 2: Who cares? 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AUSTIN texas a lot of times In, 407 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,759 the south if they have they may there may be 408 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:20,880 man made water hazards for a, golf course and there's 409 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,680 natural fish show up right because a, bird drops say, 410 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,799 whatever happens and so people start fishing in. Those PLACES 411 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:28,839 and i don't know if this was private, or not 412 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,119 but listen. To this this is it actually made, the 413 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,680 news but the video went viral and it's not taped 414 00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:36,799 the way you. Would think. 415 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,920 Speaker 4: It was a video of a minor allegedly being threatened 416 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,240 by a man whover fishing went viral on social media 417 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,240 a few, weeks ago and now we're hearing from the 418 00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:48,720 victim's mom about. What Happened Kve Us jessica chas spoke 419 00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:50,119 with her and explains where the. 420 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:56,799 Speaker 2: Case, stands, now yes oh. Nice Man So. 421 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 5: Victoria ratana's fourteen year old son is not just. A hobby. 422 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,880 Speaker 2: I've shown off video the kids. Lesion breeze it's everything. 423 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,480 Speaker 4: To him so every day he has to get his 424 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:10,319 little fix. 425 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 1: Of fishing it's like non negotiable. 426 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:16,240 Speaker 5: And that was. No Different on october, twenty second, After 427 00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:19,480 school rentana says her son Went To sullivan park's Pond 428 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:24,480 Near onion creek to fish. Right here but how does fishing. 429 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,799 Speaker 2: Turn? Into, this, No yes i'm allowed to Fish whenever. 430 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,079 I'm pushing you're, AN idiot. 431 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,119 Speaker 1: I am i read. 432 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,920 Speaker 2: THE signs i catch you out, Here again i'm gonna 433 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,319 punch your lights out so hard you knocked. Yourself out 434 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:37,920 i'm gonna. 435 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,920 Speaker 3: Drown you get out, of here, Just. 436 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,960 Speaker 2: Okay, all right there. You go that's. The crux so 437 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,440 how old is this kid, twelve fourteen? Fourteen fourteen and 438 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,960 how old is? The guy well, doesn't say and you 439 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,519 don't see him. On camera. They recorded then it was just. 440 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,519 Put down so all you're seeing is the camera is 441 00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:01,960 showing was it? The, kids yeah the kid put. It 442 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:07,119 down So again, i'll say first, of all you probably 443 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,119 had a better way to say that to. The kid 444 00:24:09,559 --> 00:24:13,400 but was this the first time. THEY interacted i, DON'T 445 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,160 know I don't i don't know if this guy said 446 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,319 hey a, million times get get, off here this is 447 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:22,720 my property or this is private property. Or whatever but 448 00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:25,640 the kid put the phone down and, record it and 449 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,119 he must have known the guy was. Coming over maybe 450 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,359 the guy. Was yelling he didn't have it on. The 451 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,079 guy he just put it on. The ground so what 452 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,400 you're getting is the audio more. Or less the video 453 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,079 is just kind. Of that you'll see the kid's arm 454 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:40,920 and you can tell. He's FISHING, UH i i. DON'T 455 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:47,920 know i think most people have gone like to the better. 456 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,680 Community standards you shouldn't talk to a minor. That way 457 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,359 I'm gonna i'm gonna knock you out and. DROWN you 458 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,440 i mean it sounds like a guy's got having a pretty. Bad, 459 00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:58,640 DAY yeah, i know BUT like i will knock. YOU 460 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,480 out i will hit you so hard you will knock. Yourself, 461 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,000 Out well i'm Thinking like i'll hit you so hard 462 00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:06,920 you're gonna fall down and hit. YOUR head i couldn't, picture, 463 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,079 that right that was a. Little weird And then i'm 464 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:15,480 going to. Drown, YOU okay i get. 465 00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 3: MORE facts i got to figure out. 466 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 2: What, THIS well i think like the knee jerk on 467 00:25:19,839 --> 00:25:23,440 everybody is it's. Not you this, Is terrible like you 468 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,720 shouldn't say that to a fourteen year. 469 00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:27,000 Speaker 3: Old kids she's wearing white after labor day at a 470 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,119 fucking idiot. 471 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,440 Speaker 2: Waite what she had a white? SHIRT on i was. In, 472 00:25:32,519 --> 00:25:35,079 it yeah nobody did. MY shoes i thought it was 473 00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:36,880 white shoes shirts is. 474 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,480 Speaker 3: Anything wit i'm. Just JOKING. 475 00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:44,680 Speaker 2: So i, Was, going okay what if that were my 476 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:49,920 kid and he comes home with that VIDEO and, i 477 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,920 went WHAT Do i WHAT would? I DO and I 478 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:58,319 think i, would say don't go. Back, There yeah i'm sorry. 479 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,880 That's happened, people assholes but we got to learn to 480 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,759 navigate the world we. Live in and would you call? 481 00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:06,400 Speaker 3: The COPS and? I would. 482 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,279 Speaker 2: I wouldn't i'd, be, like, look no it. Just, HAPPENED 483 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,039 yeah i want to. 484 00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 3: REPORT it i don't know if this guy's gonna try 485 00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:14,960 something again or just happy to see. My, son yeah that's. 486 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,799 The thing if, something happens you get, it, Documented right 487 00:26:17,799 --> 00:26:20,319 but this is where it goes, on two three times 488 00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:23,640 and you don't have. Any documentation, they, say well we 489 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,279 can't do anything until it happens again. And again now it's, 490 00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:29,200 the fifth sixth or, seventh time and we see repeat 491 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:29,920 offenders getting. 492 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,400 Speaker 2: Out right i'm just on. This one he doesn't have. 493 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,160 Speaker 3: A dad maybe it's just. 494 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,559 Speaker 2: AS mouth i, Don't know but just in this, ONE 495 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,240 incident i thought the kid. Handled, himself fine he didn't, 496 00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:43,720 shoot back he didn't snap back at the. Guy, yourself 497 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:48,200 no and he was, probably scared but he had. The 498 00:26:48,319 --> 00:26:54,480 video and this IS where. I go, i, mean adults 499 00:26:54,519 --> 00:26:57,400 you probably shouldn't talk to it anybody. That way. NUMBER 500 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,359 one i mean we should. JUST shouldn't i don't know 501 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,960 if cameras make. The guy here's the Thing that i'm 502 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,240 Learning to you never know when you're. Being recorded you 503 00:27:06,279 --> 00:27:09,799 never know when you're. Being recorded you. Just don't we 504 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,319 CAN say i think there's some statistic as to how 505 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,799 many times you're on a camera a day without, your 506 00:27:16,839 --> 00:27:19,079 knowledge whether it be somebody's ring doorbell as you walk 507 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,039 down the street, or WHATEVER because i think those are 508 00:27:21,079 --> 00:27:22,359 always recording. 509 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,680 Speaker 3: Well every seven eleven obviously banks and. 510 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,720 Speaker 2: Anim cameras but but it used to be you would 511 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,440 walk through your neighborhood and there was no video, of 512 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,519 that and now there is because people have ring. Doorbell 513 00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:37,200 cameras is A ad t? Home, security yep there's that. 514 00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:40,559 As well there's, there's ease and there's even, simply safe 515 00:27:40,599 --> 00:27:42,720 which is soon there's a ton. Of, them, yeah right 516 00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:45,720 so you you, Don't know but you also don't know 517 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:52,000 when somebody uh records something like this. And that and that's. 518 00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:56,160 The thing it's weird because you you're you're saying probably the, 519 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,559 right thing like call, the cops report. The INCIDENT and 520 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:04,559 i don't KNOW why i FEEL like i would try, 521 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:08,440 to go guys. AN asshole i can go with you 522 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,440 next time if you're going to, fish there but here 523 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,000 would be, my suggestion stay away, from there. GO fishing 524 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:16,359 i love that you're fishing and not doing. Something shitty 525 00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:19,400 as a fourteen year, old kid this. Is awesome, you 526 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,960 know you got like this guy's this kid's really. Into 527 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,839 it but you're going to run into shitty people all 528 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,519 your life. 529 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,960 Speaker 3: And you don't know if this was a public, WATERING 530 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,359 hole i. 531 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,680 Speaker 2: COULDN'T tell i think they're saying, it is but, you 532 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,480 know for the news to, GET involved i would assume 533 00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:37,640 they didn't want to look, bad, Either Right so I'M 534 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,640 going i, don't know but you can document, Everything now 535 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,920 so maybe that's good in. A way cameras make us 536 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,440 look act better and behave better. In public maybe that's 537 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,960 that's good. As well it's always fun to see somebody. 538 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,079 MELT down i mean those videos go viral for. A 539 00:28:52,119 --> 00:28:54,880 reason this goes viral for a reason because the, Guy's 540 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,400 like i'll hit you so hard you'll knock. Yourself out which, 541 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,519 Number one i'd, be, like huh how's that there's? 542 00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:03,079 Speaker 3: A video much last night lady in the? Locker room 543 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,160 have you seen? This, ONE no a guy tried to 544 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,440 go in the ladies locker room take a shower because 545 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,720 when identify as, a woman and she just went off. 546 00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:14,839 At Him fox NEWS and i just turned off im 547 00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:15,359 like here. 548 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 1: WE go. 549 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,079 Speaker 2: I don't think that's happening in a lot. Of places 550 00:29:20,119 --> 00:29:20,640 i'm not saying. 551 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:24,759 Speaker 3: CLEARLY wondering, i mean how fast it would take me 552 00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:27,799 a probably not even ten seconds to get my phone 553 00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:31,160 a video and start. Recording something exactly what are? 554 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:31,200 Speaker 5: You? 555 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,599 Speaker 2: ACCOMPLISHING well i mean. 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Mystery 626 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,920 gone because, you're like is there such a thing as 627 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,039 a blind? Date anymore like remember a? Blind date like 628 00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:42,160 when you've set, up somebody right and you sight, unseen 629 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,720 right you'd have to go on. My description now you 630 00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:50,039 go what's? Your name and You can. Google search you 631 00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:53,599 CAN have ai scour the planet and. FIND pictures i 632 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,119 heard of. 633 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,880 Speaker 3: A blind date in years because all my friends are 634 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,839 married or divorced and they get hooked up with. Somebody else, 635 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,920 of course, you know first you got, a picture let. Me, 636 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,200 see yeah YOU know i have a friend that you. 637 00:34:03,359 --> 00:34:06,759 Speaker 2: Might, like yeah but BUT but i mean then, you go. 638 00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:09,159 Speaker 3: There weren't three married women at the bar. Last night 639 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:11,800 they COULDN'T believe i, Was, SINGLE okay i just, You know, 640 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:13,880 i'm like you can. 641 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,760 Speaker 2: Believe it put that picture, out. 642 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,280 Speaker 3: There right BUT then i gave her my number because 643 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,639 one of her friends was looking FOR a dj and 644 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,840 one was a breast. Cancer survivor, i'm like look me Up. 645 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,960 AT facebook i just hit. MY events i want to be. With, 646 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,000 it next what was your? 647 00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:32,039 Speaker 2: Last, RELATIONSHIP oh i don't remember. 648 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,840 Speaker 3: Relationship relationship there was a WOMAN Named ii lean that 649 00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:38,440 went for a couple of years serious and then just 650 00:34:38,519 --> 00:34:38,719 kind of. 651 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,079 Speaker 2: Faded. 652 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:42,639 Speaker 3: OUT yeah i ran into her a few years once 653 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,719 or twice. A. YEAR now i haven't seen HER since 654 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,920 i DJ'ed her son's wedding four. 655 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,719 Speaker 2: Years, Ago, yeah oh were you seeing? Her? Then? No 656 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,280 no did she bring a date to? 657 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,960 Speaker 3: The, Wedding no but those feelings are GONE and i 658 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,480 knew it was going to. End, anyway, yeah yeah. Years 659 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:04,320 ago so what. 660 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,280 Speaker 2: Was the moment? That happens because there's always a moment 661 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,360 in a relationship where, you're. 662 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:13,079 Speaker 3: Like yeah this isn't, you know just wasn't the? Sparks? 663 00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:16,360 THERE yeah, I mean i know you got a, working 664 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,519 Relationship but, i'm, like hey, you know she. HAD kids 665 00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:22,320 i still didn't, Have kids so there's still that thought 666 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,119 of my HEAD that i might meet somebody that might. 667 00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:28,280 Have one, you know that's past now having kids at 668 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,039 fifty five. Years. 669 00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,199 Speaker 2: Old, NO no i ran into. A buddy mind he's, 670 00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:33,920 fifty three he's got a four year old, good FRIEND and, I, go, God, 671 00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:36,320 damn pete what are? You doing what did? He say, 672 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,199 HE goes i. Love it, he's like it keeps. Me 673 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:42,159 young but he also, is DIVORCED and i don't know. 674 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,719 A situationship i guess we call. IT now i have. 675 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:49,960 No idea but he has kids from seventeen to to four. 676 00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:52,519 Years old, you know you kind of get built. IN 677 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:56,320 babysitting i guess, at, seventeen right you, could, go yeah how? 678 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 3: Many kids does? 679 00:35:57,039 --> 00:35:57,079 Speaker 5: He? 680 00:35:57,159 --> 00:35:59,360 Speaker 2: Have? A? Five six four? 681 00:35:59,440 --> 00:35:59,519 Speaker 5: Or? 682 00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:02,920 Speaker 2: Five? Five yeah? Probably, FIVE yeah i, don't know. SEVENTEEN 683 00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:05,159 four i don't. KNOW what i. Don't know this wasn't 684 00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:09,400 that my, you know was in? My, path, no no. Apparently, 685 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:14,320 NOT no i was vicariously through my, friend's KIDS which. I, 686 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,519 LOVE yeah i, don't know. They're great, oh, no, no, 687 00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:18,400 no no that's NOT what. I mean i'm, just saying like, 688 00:36:18,639 --> 00:36:21,519 FOR you i was, just, curious like what? Is it 689 00:36:21,559 --> 00:36:25,320 what seriously? LIKE this i don't even think three married 690 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,880 women women looked at you and said you would be 691 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,679 a fun guy to. 692 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,559 Speaker 3: Be, with WELL when i dressed up, FOR work i 693 00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:34,199 have a nice vest and set a, Tie, set yeah fifteen. 694 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,039 Different colors LAST night i was. Wearing ONE but i 695 00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:39,480 Were On New year's eve and they had been in, 696 00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:41,880 there BEFORE and i had gotten them laughing, and giggling 697 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,400 and you know the one they're. ALL married, I go 698 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,519 I think i remember you and the one girl in. 699 00:36:47,559 --> 00:36:48,880 THE middle i don't know if it was her, first 700 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,119 time but, she said aren't. You married, i'm, Like No 701 00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:54,760 i'm i'm a two tight widower because you are. To, 702 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,480 GO yeah i get married right out of high school 703 00:36:57,119 --> 00:36:59,519 and begin in nature and hiking with my wife and 704 00:36:59,559 --> 00:37:02,599 she mushrooms and they happen to be poisonous and. She died, 705 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,880 she goes oh, MY god. I. Go yeah then then my, 706 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,679 second wife fifteen, years later was beaten to death with. 707 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,719 A hammer, she goes. It's terrible she wouldn't eat the, 708 00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,000 fucking mushrooms which is an, old joke and not a 709 00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:15,719 lot of. People know they got, to LAUGH and i 710 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,920 poured them all wine. 711 00:37:16,679 --> 00:37:20,559 Speaker 2: And YEAH but i just go there's. No mystery there's not, 712 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,920 Even mystery and like how to get to the. Person's 713 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,199 house if you were going YOU, got gps you could 714 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,800 drive by before you can see what they're, really like 715 00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:29,119 are they? Lying? ABOUT all? 716 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:31,159 Speaker 3: I think? 717 00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:31,679 Speaker 1: With? 718 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:38,159 Speaker 3: Dating uh like anything even, animal uh animal intuition is, 719 00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:41,119 the chase and you don't have to chase make. It me, 720 00:37:41,199 --> 00:37:44,800 i'm like, Let's GO like i doesn't you know there's no, 721 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,760 big cheese, You, know yeah there's not like he's not. 722 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,400 Going anywhere, you know YOU know i Can get DOUG whenever. 723 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,920 I want, you know. He's easy, you know Somebody. Like 724 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,400 moran that's On you bilif he's, got kids. 725 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,639 Speaker 2: He's busy this time. 726 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,320 Speaker 3: Is limited, YOU know i gotta. Keep you you better 727 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,280 bring your, egg, game absolutely. That's RIGHTLY time i can 728 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,639 see Him is sunday after brunch from two thirty to. 729 00:38:07,679 --> 00:38:09,880 Three thirty i'm gonna fuck his, brains out. 730 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,320 Speaker 2: But done i'm gonna scramble that boy's eggs Is what i'm. 731 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,519 Gonna do i'm gonna butter. HIS toast i met a 732 00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:19,360 chicken the other day with. 733 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,639 Speaker 3: A vision did? 734 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,519 Speaker 2: You? REALLY yeah i believe somebody chicken went. Be cock 735 00:38:29,079 --> 00:38:33,039 here we? Go, again no here we? Go again? Be, cock, 736 00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:37,760 yes okay GOD it i was, asking everybody? Got? 737 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:44,840 Speaker 3: It okay SO when i do go on a, DATE 738 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:45,519 again i will let. 739 00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:48,400 Speaker 2: You know. YOU won't i won't. EVER again i don't. 740 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,800 THINK so i don't think. YOU will i think. 741 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,920 Speaker 3: YOU'RE jaded i asked somebody over last Week. For gulash where's? 742 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,079 The joke there was. No joke she was busy trying 743 00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:01,360 to get somebody over. For, dinner well why did you 744 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:06,679 SAY that i just? Did goulash sounds gulash when made right. Is, 745 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,519 DELICIOUS yes I think i had a Post, on facebook, 746 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,320 You know i'm making goolash. To night it's. 747 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,079 Speaker 2: A fall then she. 748 00:39:12,159 --> 00:39:14,320 Speaker 3: Wrote, you yeah she's like that's. 749 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:16,159 Speaker 2: My favorite and you said come over and, she's, like 750 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:17,159 uh not. 751 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,159 Speaker 3: RIGHT THERE i i was waiting to make, it again 752 00:39:20,199 --> 00:39:20,880 like a month down. 753 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,079 Speaker 2: The, Line hey i'm. 754 00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:25,320 Speaker 3: Making gulash let me know when, you're free and she 755 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:25,920 never got back. 756 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 2: To me, So, cock well you Know what. I'M starting i. 757 00:39:32,559 --> 00:39:36,280 BELIEVE this i think silence is also, a message, you 758 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,760 know and that, That uh. 759 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,400 Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go fishing away for somebody to to. 760 00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:49,559 Speaker 2: Draft. ME well i, think also like, you wish every 761 00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:55,079 adult has unfiltered thoughts that they'll never really share about. 762 00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:58,639 People situation maybe they. DO it i share more on here. 763 00:39:58,559 --> 00:40:02,400 Speaker 3: Than yeah my fa because most everybody here is. A stranger, 764 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,320 but yeah but. WE interacted i like to get the 765 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,119 last obviously and try to be interesting in. 766 00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:11,239 Speaker 2: Your show, and yeah but there's jealousy and there's like 767 00:40:11,559 --> 00:40:16,480 that people have intrusive thoughts no understanding it or or 768 00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:20,880 even that moral hypocrisy or, you, know well, you know 769 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,960 You understand i'm saying like everybody would have this like 770 00:40:23,039 --> 00:40:26,320 moral outrage over something the way, somebody dresses the words, 771 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,400 they say and really they're thinking the same thing there 772 00:40:30,519 --> 00:40:33,480 and maybe doing it doing something that they don't want 773 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,400 anybody to. KNOW about, i mean, come on think of 774 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:42,239 the biggest, moral, people uh people who claim to adhere 775 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,719 to a higher moral standard In The. United states and 776 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,599 what did we do when we saw those? People fall they. Fucking, 777 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,400 cheered Man When tammy Fay And jim bakers it all came. 778 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,960 Tumbling down the fucking world. 779 00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,320 Speaker 3: Went, great NO but, i mean but because he was 780 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,079 fucking somebody else and, she was she didn't know, about 781 00:41:03,159 --> 00:41:07,039 it got water all over. The place, Oh good so. 782 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,280 Speaker 2: That's right i'm swinging my hands Around Like. I'm, italian 783 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:14,400 uh THAT'S all I just i THAT'S what i. ALWAYS thinking, i, 784 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,599 go man everybody's thinking the. Same thing but wouldn't you 785 00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:19,599 like to know why this woman, SHE goes I Love 786 00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:23,119 gulash and then you start, a conversation and then when 787 00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:25,599 you write her that you're having, gulash again, you think, 788 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,239 ooh ooh here's the key to unlock The. 789 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,159 Speaker 3: Chastity, bell well i'll tell you as you, GET older 790 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,239 i know women like food better than sex because they're gonna. 791 00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:39,679 Eat more what are they having? More often sex and? 792 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:39,960 Speaker 2: Good? 793 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:46,920 Speaker 3: Food yeah so the allure, Ah, food yes maybe that's your. 794 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:51,039 Speaker 2: Way in maybe you know, deviled. Eggs eggs, you know 795 00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:52,840 what did? You? 796 00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:55,599 Speaker 3: Do jo there was a girl over the summer that it. 797 00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,320 WAS easter i was selling. Double eggs she was at. 798 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,000 THE restaurant i. Love them, i'm, like well i'll make. 799 00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:03,239 IT some i never heard back, from her, of Course not. 800 00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,639 Speaker 2: I'm done what do you mean? You're done? 801 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:15,079 Speaker 3: Come on and, then Uh, in september somebody in the, 802 00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:17,360 bar says do you? Know SUBTLE so, i, GO yeah. 803 00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:21,480 I tried she said she liked, double LEGS and i 804 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,159 wrote Her. On facebook, she goes she does love, double leggs. 805 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:25,440 Speaker 2: And she said she. 806 00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:28,199 Speaker 3: Liked You and, i'm, like well then when didn't she ever? 807 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,719 Reach out and, SHE goes i, Don't know and then, 808 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,719 GOLF league. I didn't she didn't, Here again so that. 809 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:40,360 Speaker 2: Was that you make it sound so hopeless, In it, but, 810 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:44,519 no no you KNOW what i, think SOMETIMES but i 811 00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:49,119 think here's this is. Really true I'm gonna i'm gonna 812 00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:50,519 say it and let's see if you agree. WITH it 813 00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,880 i think you get to a certain AGE and i 814 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,280 don't know that it's. A game i think some women 815 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:05,039 have had a marriage fail and then maybe another relationship 816 00:43:05,079 --> 00:43:07,920 after that that maybe they thought was something and, that 817 00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:12,360 ended and they're just waiting for everybody to. Just leave 818 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,039 like they get there's somewhat jaded to a point, where yeah, 819 00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:20,519 you're fun you're a. Nice guy but and unless you 820 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:24,880 stay in contact in a not even in A and 821 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,719 i don't mean in a, creepy way but just kind, 822 00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,840 of hey checking in. WHATEVER whatever i think you. 823 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,679 Speaker 3: Admitted that as too much or. Too little there's never a. 824 00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:36,280 Speaker 2: Good RIGHT but, I mean i'm, not like but do. 825 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,480 Speaker 3: What girls like that over fifty they have their girlfriends 826 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,639 and they have to hang with them because they're all 827 00:43:41,639 --> 00:43:43,280 in the. Same boat and to bring somebody else in, 828 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,400 that boat she's not gonna get. A guy unless you 829 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,840 have a guy that's got to be all the same 830 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,880 timing to have the forceome. Go, OUT maybe, i mean 831 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,559 you can't have MORE than. I do and she wanted 832 00:43:51,559 --> 00:43:53,400 to have MORE than i do because then she's gonna 833 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,840 have to hear about it and, blah blah. Blah. 834 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,920 Speaker 2: BLAH maybe, I mean i know people who are okay with. That's, what, no, 835 00:43:59,079 --> 00:44:02,239 Okay right so that's so there's, your, Experience right so 836 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,400 you're coming from it from a somewhat daded point of. 837 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,159 View too And all i'm, saying is maybe if we 838 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,719 just put the jaded stuff away and you just sort 839 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:16,199 of went and just, being, funny Charming funny doug and 840 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,519 just throw it out there every once in. A while, and, 841 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,000 look man maybe once in. 842 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,880 Speaker 3: A while i'm there. 843 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,119 Speaker 2: Every, Day no But what i'm saying, IS like i 844 00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:26,840 think my women are between crack core and part time employee. 845 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,239 Speaker 3: SEVEN eleven i got THAT'S where. 846 00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,920 Speaker 2: I see i, see that, YOU know i. See that 847 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,599 but let's raise. Our, standards okay we raise. Our Standards 848 00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,599 all i'm saying to you is keep reaching out to 849 00:44:34,599 --> 00:44:36,880 these people once in a while and get a fucking 850 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,679 absolutely cast that, net, Wider, buddy yes that dick don't. 851 00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:44,519 Suck ITSELF because i. LOVE rejection i thrive it makes. 852 00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:47,960 Me feel but who says it's? Gonna happen and why 853 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,800 why does it have to be? Like that you, just, 854 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,440 go hey how's it? Going? TO hey i hope you're 855 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,119 having a great day was just thinking about You because 856 00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:53,599 i'm making. 857 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:58,159 Speaker 3: Good earlier on the show about how. Things earlier this 858 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:58,519 Is what. 859 00:44:58,559 --> 00:45:01,440 Speaker 2: I'm saying so this is happened earlier, in, LIFE right 860 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,760 i know. It has my point is fun that. It's 861 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,800 not it doesn't mean getting doesn't mean it's. Gonna. 862 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,400 Speaker 3: Happen now if you women that you want, to fuck 863 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,280 somebody is bound to. Say, yes yes That's what. I'm 864 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,119 saying but the girl That likes i'm looking for number one, 865 00:45:15,159 --> 00:45:19,679 right here the girl that, likes no just write, Her, 866 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,199 message hey making. 867 00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,599 Speaker 2: Deviled eggs remember you? Liked him you popped into. MY 868 00:45:23,639 --> 00:45:26,800 mind i hope you're well and leave. It, there okay. 869 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,519 What happens maybe you'll get a no? THANK you i. 870 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,159 Don't know maybe you get no, thank you no thank, you, 871 00:45:33,199 --> 00:45:39,119 dog no no, Thank, you bill no. Thank you no 872 00:45:39,159 --> 00:45:39,679 one knows what. 873 00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,559 Speaker 3: THAT means i. 874 00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:44,039 Speaker 2: LOVE it i. Know too THAT'S why i. DO too 875 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:49,639 i do Jo For, douggie fresh the Son of David 876 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:58,320 The Great Elviston Personal bill moran will see. You tomorrow 877 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,840 walk up in, a hotel didn't know what to do 878 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,199 and TURN A tv gan rule a la