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<v Speaker 1>Today.

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<v Speaker 2>You know whose birthday it is today, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a flashback name for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth Hasselback.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the super cutie on Survivor and then The View,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she left to spend more time with her family.

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<v Speaker 2>And she actually did yep. Remember boy, she had to

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<v Speaker 2>fight some battles on that View.

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<v Speaker 1>She did. Boy, she did do the.

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<v Speaker 2>Miserable job that much, exhausting, absolutely horrific. Also for you

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<v Speaker 2>old school rock and rollers out there, and you might

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<v Speaker 2>want to let your mom know this. Tricia John Fogerty

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<v Speaker 2>from Creden's clear Water Revival is eighty years old. And

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<v Speaker 2>anytime a CCR song comes on and your mother is

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<v Speaker 2>with an earshot, she tells the story she and your

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<v Speaker 2>dad going to Louisiana cee CCR.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, yep, yep, every time, every time.

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<v Speaker 2>He is eighty years old. Today, first thing made you

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<v Speaker 2>laugh today.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine we go on a date and I get drunk

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<v Speaker 4>and catch you a raccoon.

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<v Speaker 3>How random is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, this is an old school reference, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but you just made me think of the what was

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<v Speaker 2>the good looking girl on the Beverly Hillbillies, Ellie Clamp it.

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<v Speaker 2>What was her first Ellie, Ellie Ellie May right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what Ellie May would have done, get drunk, go

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<v Speaker 2>on a date, and bring home a raccoon.

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<v Speaker 4>But then that also reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite with

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<v Speaker 4>I caught you this delicious bass.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a random, funny line in that movie.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I love it because there is a part.

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<v Speaker 4>Of me that wants to domesticate a raccoon, So it

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<v Speaker 4>could happen with me.

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<v Speaker 1>It could has Has our daughter seen Napoleon yet?

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<v Speaker 4>No, we just watched Anchorvan and I'm so happy that

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<v Speaker 4>she loved it as much as we do. Yeah, oh

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<v Speaker 4>so funny. So maybe Napoleon Dynamite is next.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite.

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<v Speaker 2>The first time I watched it, I didn't really get it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the second time I watched it, I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I get I've always been a little slow on the

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<v Speaker 2>uptake with things I just have coming up on the

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<v Speaker 2>show today. Well, let's just spoke on what we got

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<v Speaker 2>coming up the next fifteen twenty minutes or so.

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<v Speaker 1>The story we love. What do you have?

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<v Speaker 4>All Right, We're going to talk about a thirteen year

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<v Speaker 4>old girl who was attacked and what she did to

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<v Speaker 4>handle the situation.

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<v Speaker 3>And I mean she handled the situation shady boss girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, all right, stay with us story we love

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<v Speaker 2>coming up on one O three point one, Austin's eighties station.

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<v Speaker 2>Sunscreen's a big deal right now, really really big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>And wait till you hear what percentage of people say

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<v Speaker 2>that if a perfect stranger walked up to them and

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<v Speaker 2>asked them to apply sunscreen on them, if they would

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll tell you. I'll also tell you what we would

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<v Speaker 1>do in just a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you remember it was like late nineties, fact,

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<v Speaker 2>like it was nineteen ninety nine that song that boz

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<v Speaker 2>Lherman did called Everybody's Free, It's about sunscreen?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember? Do you remember?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember it being about sunscreen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, sorry, friends, but we can't play the song on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember all the stuff he says, well the music,

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<v Speaker 4>explaining I did not recall. The opening line was where sunscreen? Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So what percentage of people said that if a perfect

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<v Speaker 2>stranger walked up to them and asked them to apply sunscreen?

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<v Speaker 1>Said they would do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty six percent, thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>Six percent, sixty four percent said that they would decline.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm in the sixty four percent, Sandy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the thirty six percent.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd say, yes, Yeah, I would. It doesn't bother me no.

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<v Speaker 4>Matter how attractive or unattractive they were, because that's what

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of the people who said no. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of people. That's this reason they cited as

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<v Speaker 4>to why they said no.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's a much quicker yes, if it's a

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<v Speaker 2>hard bodied bond if, of course, versus a Harry it's

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<v Speaker 2>a yeah Harry back old man. Well, either way, I

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<v Speaker 2>would do it. I mean, what's a big deal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I feel like that I would want to.

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<v Speaker 3>In my brain, I'm the sixty four percent declining.

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't know if I could figure out a

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<v Speaker 4>light weight to decline and not have it be completely

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<v Speaker 4>awkward and uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>So I probably would go ahead and do it too.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to do it. I don't like when I

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<v Speaker 3>go get a massage.

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<v Speaker 4>I love getting a massage, but I'm constantly thinking I

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<v Speaker 4>could never be a massuse because I would not want

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<v Speaker 4>to rub my hands all over perfect stranger's bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you would never turn down a small child.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I would never turn down a small child.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I would do if a total stranger

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<v Speaker 4>asked me to put sunscreen on him, I would get

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<v Speaker 4>one of my spray bottles.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be like sure, turned on. Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't never believe in the spray sunscreen. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel like it works.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it works as well. It's rubbing that

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<v Speaker 2>it can't work as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're taking and glopping it in your hand then

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<v Speaker 2>rubbing it on your body, you're covering everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, But then the problem with that is that you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to miss spots and then you're gonna have weird

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<v Speaker 4>shaped burns where you didn't quite get it rubbed in

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<v Speaker 4>and cover all the spots.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I read that some people take it so seriously that

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<v Speaker 4>some woman in China had such a severe vitamin D

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<v Speaker 4>deficient from lobbing so much sunscreen on herself. Feel like

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<v Speaker 4>she broke a bone laying in bed, rolling over in

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<v Speaker 4>bed or something like that. She's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 4>brotte moone syndrome. I mean, he's from them in deep.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good.

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<v Speaker 2>Reminder to put that sunscreen on. It is important. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>Skin's your biggest organ take care of it. Stick around.

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<v Speaker 2>We got more coming out on Austin's eighties station. What

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<v Speaker 2>O three point one? Ay, Trish, would you like to

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<v Speaker 2>know who our latest air gongers are?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Deb picked up thirty eight. I was officially thirty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Bernie picked up thirty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Bernie with an inn or Bertie with a d Bernie.

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<v Speaker 2>Like weekend at Bernie and Mick picked up forty.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't hear a lot of mix, No really does.

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<v Speaker 3>Elementary school with the boy named Mick.

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<v Speaker 2>Buddy of mine growing up. His name was Sean Carr

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<v Speaker 2>and his dad was Mick Carr. Mick Carr is a

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<v Speaker 2>good dude too, the old school Irish guy from Boston. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he was great. I loved hanging out with him. He's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of fun. So Mick, Sean, if you're out

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<v Speaker 2>there somewhere, I think he was mixed. Was cool because

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<v Speaker 2>he well, he would like take us out on Let's

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<v Speaker 2>say I was staying the night of this house on

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<v Speaker 2>Friday or Saturday night, and he'd take us to Darby's

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<v Speaker 2>tavern and we'd just shoot pool and he'd sent the

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<v Speaker 2>bar and then he'd said, don't tell your parents about this.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when one time when we got home, he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Hey, what'd you guys go down the street.

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<v Speaker 2>So and so has got some really good looking tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go down there and grab like a dozen of

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<v Speaker 2>the merchants.

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<v Speaker 3>You to steal her tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so we thought we were just being so sneaky,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know that fun exciting feeling when you feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you're being sneaky.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we got the tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>We came back and then like a week later he

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<v Speaker 2>were going to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It was like, up, already missed.

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<v Speaker 4>It's our first time, yeah, his first time. Sorry, Bernie

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<v Speaker 4>David Micmail, grin what you got?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Sandy?

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, you care, don't care to get an

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<v Speaker 4>update on the Weeni five hundred that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>All the Indian Applis of course know the answer, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'll pretune like I care.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So at the Motor Speedway, the Indian Appis

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<v Speaker 4>Motor Speedway, this past weekend they had the inaugural Weeni

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<v Speaker 4>five hundred that's where all six of the Wiener mobiles

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<v Speaker 4>in the Oscar Meyer fleet competed and raced. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>here's what happened. The Sonora in Dog overheated and had

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<v Speaker 4>to drop out.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the slaw.

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<v Speaker 4>Dog Wiener Mobile passed the Shy Dog to take the

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<v Speaker 4>checkered flag by a bun length. So the slaw Dog

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<v Speaker 4>Wienermobile won the race. The Weeni five hundred Cup trophy

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<v Speaker 4>was presented in the Wiener's circle and it was filled

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<v Speaker 4>with hot dog buns.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm a tad embarrassed that we're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>I love the Wienermobile and we're talking about the race

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<v Speaker 2>when we should be talking about the coolest pace lab ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah. That was incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>They had black Hawk helicopters leading as the pace cars

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<v Speaker 2>for the Indianapolis five or three of them, two or three,

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<v Speaker 2>two or three that were driving or flying at low

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<v Speaker 2>altitude just above the cars and then went around the

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<v Speaker 2>whole lap with them and then went up.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so cool, so incredibly cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, when they were celebrating the Army's two hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>fiftieth birthday, which was an awesome thing they did that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to tell you I think. I think I

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<v Speaker 4>like a helicopter more than a jet. Something about a

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<v Speaker 4>black Hawk helicopter. Really, yeah, I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>My cousin Bob flew those, the helicopters, the Blackhawks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a badass.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, those are so cool. And then when guys

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<v Speaker 4>werepeled down out of them. Stop in the world?

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<v Speaker 1>What else?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Sandy? Do you care?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't care to find out a random fact about lava lamps?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Because I craved a lava lamp.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a young, small Sandy, but my parents wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>let me get one because they said, in their words,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what hippies have.

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't allowed to have one because my mom was

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<v Speaker 4>afraid it was going to burst into the flames.

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<v Speaker 3>Terrified of flame, I know, terrified of flames.

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<v Speaker 4>No two lava lamps will ever be able to produce

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<v Speaker 4>the exact same flow pattern, even if they're manufactured in

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<v Speaker 4>the same way, in the same batch from the same plant.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a fingerprint. Yeah, it's like, it's just physics.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just physics. Finally, care or don't care to find

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<v Speaker 4>out where anybody who loves Chick fil a would like

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<v Speaker 4>to go to this place. It's the only place in

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<v Speaker 4>the world like it. Regarding Chick fil A, Yeah, University

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<v Speaker 4>of Oklahoma Dining Hall is home to the only all

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<v Speaker 4>you care to eat Chick fil A in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the whole world. Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>I will urge our child to go to the University

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<v Speaker 4>of Oklahoma, and I will visit often.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll discourage her and give her an unlimited, limited spending

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<v Speaker 2>account at another school from the Duck dynasty family never

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<v Speaker 2>cut off their beards. You're gonna find out in our

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<v Speaker 2>Daily Audiophile in just a sec Trisa Tellyboddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, everybody, that's all you got. Hey, everybody, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>That's too much? He's your daily audio file.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy in the UK for the unwashed. That means

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<v Speaker 2>United Kingdom, Great Britain, England, Wales, Ireland.

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<v Speaker 1>You get the idea, right.

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<v Speaker 2>He got fired after he did a virtual work call

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<v Speaker 2>without wearing any pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's even worse is he wasn't wearing any underpants either.

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<v Speaker 2>He accidentally flashed his private parts when he partially closed

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<v Speaker 3>Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a good day, but it reminds me of the guy,

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey Tuban, that name ring of Bear.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, God, don't we shouldn't talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>He got fired from his job at the New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Times, and it is it for just not having pants on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, y'all just go ahead and google that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>A YouTuber made a video that looks like a retro

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<v Speaker 2>TV newscast, but it appears like the anchors and reporters

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<v Speaker 2>are just all they're doing is talking about all the

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<v Speaker 2>horrible things that are happening in the world. Right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>done retro style, but here it is breaking news.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything is bad. It's just as terrible as you imagined,

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<v Speaker 5>and probably worse with more. We go to Tom Lee, Cruise,

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<v Speaker 5>Tom Ley, we're all endangered.

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<v Speaker 1>What can we do? Absolutely nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>It was good knowing you, Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't say the same.

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<v Speaker 5>That was unnecessary. We're just now getting in reports that

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<v Speaker 5>all the children have exploded.

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<v Speaker 1>They will be missed.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's check in with Ilibally Ron Rigo, Alibally.

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<v Speaker 6>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 3>That's none of your business. Do you hear that? Cut

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<v Speaker 3>the music? Do you hear that?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you hear?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the sound of us slowly dying? Can you hear it?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's louder in my left ear. Hey, scaring people. The

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<v Speaker 1>news is big business.

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<v Speaker 3>All the children have explored, all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Children to dead. Exploded. This exploded. That's what happened, exploding children.

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<v Speaker 2>Look out. Okay, So Phil Robertson he passed away. He

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<v Speaker 2>was the guy from Duck Dynasty. I just remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was on A and E. It ran for like

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<v Speaker 2>five years. They did all kinds of different spin offs

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<v Speaker 2>I say this in a complimentary or the Rednecks.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>They hunt, they fish, they do all the things, but

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<v Speaker 2>they never cut off their beards. And here is Phil

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<v Speaker 2>on the Today Show back in twenty thirteen on why

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<v Speaker 2>they have them and why they'll never save them off.

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<v Speaker 6>See, you came out of your mother's womb, you reached

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<v Speaker 6>a certain majority of years, and hair started coming forth

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<v Speaker 6>from your face.

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<v Speaker 1>So we usually remind.

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<v Speaker 6>People that the only two people who do not have

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<v Speaker 6>whiskers are women and children, and we are in either

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<v Speaker 6>of those.

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<v Speaker 1>They're weird, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Got the whiskers?

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<v Speaker 6>You do?

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<v Speaker 1>You would if you didn't get the treatment.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm constantly combating unwanted hair and random places on

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<v Speaker 4>my body.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm winning. I'm not lying. I'm winning.

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<v Speaker 1>Phil Robertson never met my great aunt Mary fins to

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<v Speaker 1>all she.

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<v Speaker 3>Had right, white the beard, white the beard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it hung down about six inches from her chin.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our daily audio file.