Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 2: You know whose birthday it is today, it's kind of
Speaker 2: a flashback name for you.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Hasselback.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 2: Was the super cutie on Survivor and then The View,
Speaker 2: and then she left to spend more time with her family.
Speaker 2: And she actually did yep. Remember boy, she had to
Speaker 2: fight some battles on that View.
Speaker 1: She did. Boy, she did do the.
Speaker 2: Miserable job that much, exhausting, absolutely horrific. Also for you
Speaker 2: old school rock and rollers out there, and you might
Speaker 2: want to let your mom know this. Tricia John Fogerty
Speaker 2: from Creden's clear Water Revival is eighty years old. And
Speaker 2: anytime a CCR song comes on and your mother is
Speaker 2: with an earshot, she tells the story she and your
Speaker 2: dad going to Louisiana cee CCR.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yep, every time, every time.
Speaker 2: He is eighty years old. Today, first thing made you
Speaker 2: laugh today.
Speaker 1: Give it to me.
Speaker 4: Imagine we go on a date and I get drunk
Speaker 4: and catch you a raccoon.
Speaker 3: How random is that?
Speaker 2: Oh man, this is an old school reference, I know,
Speaker 2: but you just made me think of the what was
Speaker 2: the good looking girl on the Beverly Hillbillies, Ellie Clamp it.
Speaker 2: What was her first Ellie, Ellie Ellie May right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what Ellie May would have done, get drunk, go
Speaker 2: on a date, and bring home a raccoon.
Speaker 4: But then that also reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite with
Speaker 4: I caught you this delicious bass.
Speaker 1: Such a random, funny line in that movie.
Speaker 3: No, but I love it because there is a part.
Speaker 4: Of me that wants to domesticate a raccoon, So it
Speaker 4: could happen with me.
Speaker 1: It could has Has our daughter seen Napoleon yet?
Speaker 4: No, we just watched Anchorvan and I'm so happy that
Speaker 4: she loved it as much as we do. Yeah, oh
Speaker 4: so funny. So maybe Napoleon Dynamite is next.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 2: The first time I watched it, I didn't really get it,
Speaker 2: and then the second time I watched it, I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get I've always been a little slow on the
Speaker 2: uptake with things I just have coming up on the
Speaker 2: show today. Well, let's just spoke on what we got
Speaker 2: coming up the next fifteen twenty minutes or so.
Speaker 1: The story we love. What do you have?
Speaker 4: All Right, We're going to talk about a thirteen year
Speaker 4: old girl who was attacked and what she did to
Speaker 4: handle the situation.
Speaker 3: And I mean she handled the situation shady boss girl.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, stay with us story we love
Speaker 2: coming up on one O three point one, Austin's eighties station.
Speaker 2: Sunscreen's a big deal right now, really really big deal.
Speaker 2: And wait till you hear what percentage of people say
Speaker 2: that if a perfect stranger walked up to them and
Speaker 2: asked them to apply sunscreen on them, if they would
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you. I'll also tell you what we would
Speaker 1: do in just a moment.
Speaker 2: But do you remember it was like late nineties, fact,
Speaker 2: like it was nineteen ninety nine that song that boz
Speaker 2: Lherman did called Everybody's Free, It's about sunscreen?
Speaker 1: Do you remember? Do you remember?
Speaker 3: I don't remember it being about sunscreen.
Speaker 1: That's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Listen, sorry, friends, but we can't play the song on
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 4: I remember all the stuff he says, well the music,
Speaker 4: explaining I did not recall. The opening line was where sunscreen? Okay,
Speaker 4: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So what percentage of people said that if a perfect
Speaker 2: stranger walked up to them and asked them to apply sunscreen?
Speaker 1: Said they would do it.
Speaker 3: Thirty six percent, thirty.
Speaker 4: Six percent, sixty four percent said that they would decline.
Speaker 3: I think I'm in the sixty four percent, Sandy.
Speaker 1: I'm in the thirty six percent.
Speaker 3: You'd say, yes, Yeah, I would. It doesn't bother me no.
Speaker 4: Matter how attractive or unattractive they were, because that's what
Speaker 4: a lot of the people who said no. That's what
Speaker 4: a lot of people. That's this reason they cited as
Speaker 4: to why they said no.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a much quicker yes, if it's a
Speaker 2: hard bodied bond if, of course, versus a Harry it's
Speaker 2: a yeah Harry back old man. Well, either way, I
Speaker 2: would do it. I mean, what's a big deal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like that I would want to.
Speaker 3: In my brain, I'm the sixty four percent declining.
Speaker 4: But I don't know if I could figure out a
Speaker 4: light weight to decline and not have it be completely
Speaker 4: awkward and uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: So I probably would go ahead and do it too.
Speaker 3: I want to do it. I don't like when I
Speaker 3: go get a massage.
Speaker 4: I love getting a massage, but I'm constantly thinking I
Speaker 4: could never be a massuse because I would not want
Speaker 4: to rub my hands all over perfect stranger's bodies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you would never turn down a small child.
Speaker 3: No, I would never turn down a small child.
Speaker 4: You know what I would do if a total stranger
Speaker 4: asked me to put sunscreen on him, I would get
Speaker 4: one of my spray bottles.
Speaker 3: I'll be like sure, turned on. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't never believe in the spray sunscreen. I just
Speaker 1: don't feel like it works.
Speaker 2: I don't think it works as well. It's rubbing that
Speaker 2: it can't work as well.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: When you're taking and glopping it in your hand then
Speaker 2: rubbing it on your body, you're covering everything.
Speaker 4: Right, But then the problem with that is that you're
Speaker 4: going to miss spots and then you're gonna have weird
Speaker 4: shaped burns where you didn't quite get it rubbed in
Speaker 4: and cover all the spots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I read that some people take it so seriously that
Speaker 4: some woman in China had such a severe vitamin D
Speaker 4: deficient from lobbing so much sunscreen on herself. Feel like
Speaker 4: she broke a bone laying in bed, rolling over in
Speaker 4: bed or something like that. She's a little bit of
Speaker 4: brotte moone syndrome. I mean, he's from them in deep.
Speaker 1: It's a good.
Speaker 2: Reminder to put that sunscreen on. It is important. Yep,
Speaker 2: Skin's your biggest organ take care of it. Stick around.
Speaker 2: We got more coming out on Austin's eighties station. What
Speaker 2: O three point one? Ay, Trish, would you like to
Speaker 2: know who our latest air gongers are?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2: Deb picked up thirty eight. I was officially thirty eight.
Speaker 2: Bernie picked up thirty nine.
Speaker 3: Bernie with an inn or Bertie with a d Bernie.
Speaker 2: Like weekend at Bernie and Mick picked up forty.
Speaker 3: You don't hear a lot of mix, No really does.
Speaker 3: Elementary school with the boy named Mick.
Speaker 2: Buddy of mine growing up. His name was Sean Carr
Speaker 2: and his dad was Mick Carr. Mick Carr is a
Speaker 2: good dude too, the old school Irish guy from Boston. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was great. I loved hanging out with him. He's
Speaker 2: a lot of fun. So Mick, Sean, if you're out
Speaker 2: there somewhere, I think he was mixed. Was cool because
Speaker 2: he well, he would like take us out on Let's
Speaker 2: say I was staying the night of this house on
Speaker 2: Friday or Saturday night, and he'd take us to Darby's
Speaker 2: tavern and we'd just shoot pool and he'd sent the
Speaker 2: bar and then he'd said, don't tell your parents about this.
Speaker 2: And then when one time when we got home, he
Speaker 2: was like, Hey, what'd you guys go down the street.
Speaker 2: So and so has got some really good looking tomatoes.
Speaker 2: Just go down there and grab like a dozen of
Speaker 2: the merchants.
Speaker 3: You to steal her tomatoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so we thought we were just being so sneaky,
Speaker 2: and you know that fun exciting feeling when you feel
Speaker 2: like you're being sneaky.
Speaker 1: And so we got the tomatoes.
Speaker 2: We came back and then like a week later he
Speaker 2: told us that he had told the owner that we
Speaker 2: were going to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like, up, already missed.
Speaker 4: It's our first time, yeah, his first time. Sorry, Bernie
Speaker 4: David Micmail, grin what you got?
Speaker 3: All right, Sandy?
Speaker 4: First of all, you care, don't care to get an
Speaker 4: update on the Weeni five hundred that happened.
Speaker 2: All the Indian Applis of course know the answer, but
Speaker 2: I'll pretune like I care.
Speaker 4: All right, So at the Motor Speedway, the Indian Appis
Speaker 4: Motor Speedway, this past weekend they had the inaugural Weeni
Speaker 4: five hundred that's where all six of the Wiener mobiles
Speaker 4: in the Oscar Meyer fleet competed and raced. All right,
Speaker 4: here's what happened. The Sonora in Dog overheated and had
Speaker 4: to drop out.
Speaker 3: Okay, the slaw.
Speaker 4: Dog Wiener Mobile passed the Shy Dog to take the
Speaker 4: checkered flag by a bun length. So the slaw Dog
Speaker 4: Wienermobile won the race. The Weeni five hundred Cup trophy
Speaker 4: was presented in the Wiener's circle and it was filled
Speaker 4: with hot dog buns.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm a tad embarrassed that we're talking about
Speaker 2: I love the Wienermobile and we're talking about the race
Speaker 2: when we should be talking about the coolest pace lab ever.
Speaker 3: Ah. That was incredible.
Speaker 2: They had black Hawk helicopters leading as the pace cars
Speaker 2: for the Indianapolis five or three of them, two or three,
Speaker 2: two or three that were driving or flying at low
Speaker 2: altitude just above the cars and then went around the
Speaker 2: whole lap with them and then went up.
Speaker 3: It was so cool, so incredibly cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, when they were celebrating the Army's two hundred and
Speaker 2: fiftieth birthday, which was an awesome thing they did that.
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you I think. I think I
Speaker 4: like a helicopter more than a jet. Something about a
Speaker 4: black Hawk helicopter. Really, yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: My cousin Bob flew those, the helicopters, the Blackhawks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a badass.
Speaker 4: I mean, those are so cool. And then when guys
Speaker 4: werepeled down out of them. Stop in the world?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 3: All right? Sandy? Do you care?
Speaker 4: Don't care to find out a random fact about lava lamps?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because I craved a lava lamp.
Speaker 2: I was a young, small Sandy, but my parents wouldn't
Speaker 2: let me get one because they said, in their words,
Speaker 2: that's what hippies have.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: It wasn't allowed to have one because my mom was
Speaker 4: afraid it was going to burst into the flames.
Speaker 3: Terrified of flame, I know, terrified of flames.
Speaker 4: No two lava lamps will ever be able to produce
Speaker 4: the exact same flow pattern, even if they're manufactured in
Speaker 4: the same way, in the same batch from the same plant.
Speaker 4: It's like a fingerprint. Yeah, it's like, it's just physics.
Speaker 4: It's just physics. Finally, care or don't care to find
Speaker 4: out where anybody who loves Chick fil a would like
Speaker 4: to go to this place. It's the only place in
Speaker 4: the world like it. Regarding Chick fil A, Yeah, University
Speaker 4: of Oklahoma Dining Hall is home to the only all
Speaker 4: you care to eat Chick fil A in the world.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the whole world. Wow.
Speaker 4: I will urge our child to go to the University
Speaker 4: of Oklahoma, and I will visit often.
Speaker 2: I'll discourage her and give her an unlimited, limited spending
Speaker 2: account at another school from the Duck dynasty family never
Speaker 2: cut off their beards. You're gonna find out in our
Speaker 2: Daily Audiophile in just a sec Trisa Tellyboddy.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, everybody, that's all you got. Hey, everybody, what's up?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 1: That's too much? He's your daily audio file.
Speaker 2: This guy in the UK for the unwashed. That means
Speaker 2: United Kingdom, Great Britain, England, Wales, Ireland.
Speaker 1: You get the idea, right.
Speaker 2: He got fired after he did a virtual work call
Speaker 2: without wearing any pants.
Speaker 3: Can't do that.
Speaker 2: What's even worse is he wasn't wearing any underpants either.
Speaker 2: He accidentally flashed his private parts when he partially closed
Speaker 2: his laptop screen.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Not a good day, but it reminds me of the guy,
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Tuban, that name ring of Bear.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, God, don't we shouldn't talk about that.
Speaker 1: He got fired from his job at the New York.
Speaker 3: Times, and it is it for just not having pants on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all just go ahead and google that. Okay.
Speaker 2: A YouTuber made a video that looks like a retro
Speaker 2: TV newscast, but it appears like the anchors and reporters
Speaker 2: are just all they're doing is talking about all the
Speaker 2: horrible things that are happening in the world. Right, Okay,
Speaker 2: done retro style, but here it is breaking news.
Speaker 5: Everything is bad. It's just as terrible as you imagined,
Speaker 5: and probably worse with more. We go to Tom Lee, Cruise,
Speaker 5: Tom Ley, we're all endangered.
Speaker 1: What can we do? Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 5: It was good knowing you, Tom.
Speaker 1: I can't say the same.
Speaker 5: That was unnecessary. We're just now getting in reports that
Speaker 5: all the children have exploded.
Speaker 1: They will be missed.
Speaker 5: Let's check in with Ilibally Ron Rigo, Alibally.
Speaker 6: Where are you?
Speaker 3: That's none of your business. Do you hear that? Cut
Speaker 3: the music? Do you hear that?
Speaker 1: What do you hear?
Speaker 3: That's the sound of us slowly dying? Can you hear it?
Speaker 5: I can't hear it.
Speaker 1: It's louder in my left ear. Hey, scaring people. The
Speaker 1: news is big business.
Speaker 3: All the children have explored, all the.
Speaker 2: Children to dead. Exploded. This exploded. That's what happened, exploding children.
Speaker 2: Look out. Okay, So Phil Robertson he passed away. He
Speaker 2: was the guy from Duck Dynasty. I just remember that.
Speaker 2: It was on A and E. It ran for like
Speaker 2: five years. They did all kinds of different spin offs
Speaker 2: from it. Their rich family from Louisiana. They're they're and
Speaker 2: I say this in a complimentary or the Rednecks.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: They hunt, they fish, they do all the things, but
Speaker 2: they never cut off their beards. And here is Phil
Speaker 2: on the Today Show back in twenty thirteen on why
Speaker 2: they have them and why they'll never save them off.
Speaker 6: See, you came out of your mother's womb, you reached
Speaker 6: a certain majority of years, and hair started coming forth
Speaker 6: from your face.
Speaker 1: So we usually remind.
Speaker 6: People that the only two people who do not have
Speaker 6: whiskers are women and children, and we are in either
Speaker 6: of those.
Speaker 1: They're weird, right.
Speaker 3: Got the whiskers?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 1: You would if you didn't get the treatment.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm constantly combating unwanted hair and random places on
Speaker 4: my body.
Speaker 3: And I'm winning. I'm not lying. I'm winning.
Speaker 1: Phil Robertson never met my great aunt Mary fins to
Speaker 1: all she.
Speaker 3: Had right, white the beard, white the beard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it hung down about six inches from her chin.
Speaker 3: Oh cheese.
Speaker 1: That's our daily audio file.