Speaker 1: I think we can all definitively say mac and cheese
Speaker 1: is the best side, and hopefully are ready because it's time.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna weird.
Speaker 1: It's about to get weird.
Speaker 2: He's prepared for it to get weird.
Speaker 1: Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 1: Let's get weird. Let's get it. Where where get? Where?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 1: I'm ready, listener because you listened to the two hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty aka The thanks Giving an episode of.
Speaker 2: Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 1: Hi, hold on, my name's Hodi, And every week we
Speaker 1: come together and give you the weird stories from our lives.
Speaker 1: The streets, the sheets, the upside downs, the all arounds,
Speaker 1: the stuffings, the stuff in between, and the gizzards and
Speaker 1: uranus and that turkey ass that's from Norbit. Oh God,
Speaker 1: I'm I showed more Norbit. But she watched two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it's a Sundi Murphy movie we
Speaker 1: watched all the time when we were kids. Like this
Speaker 1: explains so much.
Speaker 2: He played everyone in that one as well too, just.
Speaker 1: Him and the main lady, Respusha I think it was
Speaker 1: the character's name.
Speaker 2: Really, I thought it was like three other characters.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that movie is kind of problematic. Why
Speaker 1: he plays his the adopted dad. Yeah, that's all. That's fine,
Speaker 1: you know a million. I really mainly made more watch
Speaker 1: it as a joke more than anything. Looked it on
Speaker 1: right now Netflix, right, I think it was a Netflix.
Speaker 1: But the funny thing was, like the soundtrack for that
Speaker 1: movie pretty good. That's like two thousand and seven, two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight hip hop got the whole movie, so.
Speaker 2: You can actually understand rappers and jibs.
Speaker 1: With chainehang Low was playing. I was like, hell yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, the funny thing was it wasn't playing
Speaker 1: in the movie. It was like playing through someone's car
Speaker 1: radio in the movie. So it was low and I
Speaker 1: was like, I hear that. I know what that is.
Speaker 1: I know that that's prime Hod right there.
Speaker 2: That is how old are you? Two thousand and seven,
Speaker 2: fourteen Jesus prime Hie to a haystack there son?
Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah, what was that? I don't know? Okay, cool saying,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, you know it's Thanksgiving week, having a
Speaker 1: good time. You know, you have to get a turkey
Speaker 1: today we're going to get a turkey turkey. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I gotta figure when to get my dad because we
Speaker 2: deep fraught. My brother in law likes to defray one
Speaker 2: and last year we had a little mishap, but the
Speaker 2: year before it came out really good. And then we
Speaker 2: get a regular turkey to put in the oven. So
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're doing two. We're gonna go
Speaker 2: pick up two. It's called the farmers called show Enough
Speaker 2: Farms in Fulton, Maryland.
Speaker 1: This is the normal place you go to, right, this
Speaker 1: is the normal place.
Speaker 2: They changed the name a couple of years ago from
Speaker 2: Fulton Farms to show Enough.
Speaker 1: Far I thought you have to go on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2: The tradition was on Wednesday. Yeah, we went on Wednesday,
Speaker 2: but we have to work tomorrow. And old man forgot
Speaker 2: to get the email, so he's nervous that they're not
Speaker 2: going to have any.
Speaker 1: Like any email to get a reservation.
Speaker 2: But they just have a crapl turkeys. But with that reservation,
Speaker 2: you can pick from the bigger turkey because one year
Speaker 2: he bought a fifty pound turkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah massive. See here's the thing. My family always gets
Speaker 1: that ten pound turkey. It's never finished.
Speaker 2: We never eat it all, buddy, twenty four pounds. The
Speaker 2: last four years, we've never finished the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I think anybody eats a whole turkey, like, that's why
Speaker 1: there's so many leftovers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, turkey's mostly leftover.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Thanksgiving it's a side meal. You're not
Speaker 1: there for the turkey, you're there for the sides.
Speaker 2: Have you had a deep fried turkey?
Speaker 1: I have not. I haven't been turkey. No, try it.
Speaker 1: I can't turkey because I'm responsible for macacheese this year,
Speaker 1: so I ain't getting involved with that turkey.
Speaker 2: Try a deep fried turkey and then come talk to me, sweetheart.
Speaker 2: It's super tight, right wound up?
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've been trying to get them. Has it been
Speaker 2: weird that I've been trying to get ahead lately at
Speaker 2: work with getting stuff done faster, like get moved, get
Speaker 2: things done faster once? Really? Is it weird? No?
Speaker 1: Because you try to get as something that.
Speaker 2: Screws me and you know it's gonna screw me. We
Speaker 2: are two weeks without food drops in the first week
Speaker 2: of December, second week of December.
Speaker 1: If you have a restaurant or someone who likes to
Speaker 1: cook please DM Eric mister Eric V M R E
Speaker 1: R I C k V. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you know restaurants or any locations or any
Speaker 2: PR companies that work.
Speaker 1: Like your business on the show, yeah, and try your food. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then also probably repeat customers, which has happened a
Speaker 1: lot happen here. I'm gonna go there, go there, usually
Speaker 1: after the show.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, so that's that's gonna be the little
Speaker 2: caveat there at the time, like, hey, buddy, I've been working.
Speaker 1: On this, that's okay, that's okay Chick fil A for
Speaker 1: like a week and a half. Did you buy your
Speaker 1: hum jingle ball sweater?
Speaker 2: By the way, No, I'm gonna ah so now that
Speaker 2: I got a good friend girlfriend, no no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no no no no no, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be like, do I do this outfit or do I
Speaker 2: do that off I kind of mentioned about the bomber
Speaker 2: jacket thing and the ugly sweater. She likes the ugly sweater,
Speaker 2: but she needs to see an example of the ugly sweater.
Speaker 1: You have like Getty images of you and an ugly sweater,
Speaker 1: and yeah, we got Getty image right now. Really Getty
Speaker 1: images So this is if you have a Getty Images
Speaker 1: account through work or anything, you can actually look at Lucie.
Speaker 1: All right again, I'm gonna tell you that I put
Speaker 1: Eric in his last name. That's Creative Images, that's not Boom.
Speaker 1: Look you got one, two, three, four, five, five images
Speaker 1: on Getty Images. Oh this is the best one though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, that's a horrible picture of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Getty Images got people. They don't pick the
Speaker 1: best images people. There's like, hey, we're just gonna put
Speaker 1: whatever images we got. You know, wow, that one, there's
Speaker 1: that one. That one's okay, that's from Tampa. Damn. You
Speaker 1: decided to go. You decided to go pack son Vans
Speaker 1: for this jingle Ball purple checkered flannel shirt. It wasn't flannel,
Speaker 1: but yeah button.
Speaker 2: Me and John trying to kissed that day you try
Speaker 2: to choke each other?
Speaker 1: Baby, Yeah, get it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what year is that?
Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen? Baby? What that's all I can do?
Speaker 2: What typing?
Speaker 1: Eric jingle Ball? Actually, let's just do Hot nine. All right.
Speaker 1: Let's see where you at. Oh, there's you and I
Speaker 1: right there. Everyone's got a bad Getty Image photo.
Speaker 2: You look yeah, but you don't even look like it's focused.
Speaker 1: I don't know who it's focused on. John's hair looks
Speaker 1: good in this. Actually, why do I have a microphone
Speaker 1: in my hand? Because it was the one year where
Speaker 1: everybody had a baby, and so we got the microphone
Speaker 1: and we were remember no, we got the microphone that year. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we got to.
Speaker 2: Do here is that twenty two two?
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty twenty two? What I don't remember this at all? Hoodies,
Speaker 1: See let's see. Oh, John might be the easiest way.
Speaker 1: Let me do that way because he intering John. Okay,
Speaker 1: well this might not be the John hot nine nine five.
Speaker 1: Try that John.
Speaker 2: This is fun. Listen watching us look. Listen to us
Speaker 2: try to find that one John. Oh my god, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: I did not He did not look good. Why did
Speaker 1: he do that? He loved that look of the bald hair.
Speaker 1: Not a good look.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a good look for him. His head
Speaker 2: was too big.
Speaker 1: It was so funny to see hit these photos. And
Speaker 1: then he's got too much.
Speaker 2: Hair now right, that's why it looks like hair plugs,
Speaker 2: because look at it.
Speaker 1: That's you wonder why I say these things? That's why
Speaker 1: he still got the same hair pattern there, right, but
Speaker 1: it's just like it's weird John. Okay, it's the same
Speaker 1: ones that gonna go around. Oh there you go, there
Speaker 1: you go that one. You got this one too, that's
Speaker 1: the pre show. Huh oh where do you go?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Oh I hate That's that's why I was
Speaker 2: sweating so much in that Santa sweater.
Speaker 1: Oh that snowman sweater. This was last year. That's a
Speaker 1: hoodie's look was hood He's gonna be doing that, but
Speaker 1: read this year.
Speaker 2: I you know what, I think you should stay with
Speaker 2: that look.
Speaker 1: I think I need to get up. That's what That's
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I think I need to do the
Speaker 1: ugly sweater. There's another hoodie looking. I always get dumbfounded
Speaker 1: looks in it, and I'm just gonna I just gotta smile.
Speaker 1: They smile wherever I'm looking. It's so big. Got him, good, bud,
Speaker 1: you've been losing weight.
Speaker 2: That's good. Good.
Speaker 1: And then I think that's it for us. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: little getty image.
Speaker 2: Good to know.
Speaker 1: Put that in the show. Props.
Speaker 2: Also, the I do have to apologize to the girlfriend too.
Speaker 2: I kept her up all night with my snoring last night.
Speaker 1: So I'm very sorry. Allowed to sleep on your back
Speaker 1: more doesn't let me sleep in my back.
Speaker 2: Stomach stomach inside tells.
Speaker 1: Me to sleep. The snore really bad, I think my
Speaker 1: back and so I wish I could, but I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's more comfany to be on my but
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: No. Last night, I remember falling asleep on my tumtum
Speaker 2: side and it and I think that's what caused the snore.
Speaker 1: Snores.
Speaker 2: So sorry.
Speaker 1: It also depends on how high up I am on
Speaker 1: the pillow, so like, if my neck is like this
Speaker 1: or if I'm like, oh, let me adjust it, then
Speaker 1: I'm good. Mm hmm lock that airflow. Do you see
Speaker 1: the thing where it's like, uh, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's a TikTok. I've seen on TikTok, but you get
Speaker 1: magnets or it's like something you can buy over the counter.
Speaker 1: That's magnets that pull your nostrils like further open.
Speaker 2: I've seen the nostrils. I've seen the tape, I've seen
Speaker 2: a bunch of other I've seen.
Speaker 1: Those are gonna knock off real quick soon because.
Speaker 2: The magnets are supposed to hold it together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like I'm gonna like move around, you know,
Speaker 1: and then they fall off.
Speaker 2: I do have to say, though, for Thanksgiving that her
Speaker 2: mom was wondering if I was going to be over
Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving to make a visit. Kind know, I asked
Speaker 2: her last night and she said not to. So I'm
Speaker 2: gonna respect the wishes. I'm going to be local. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be in the area because you know, I grew
Speaker 2: up in this area in the DMV. So we'll see
Speaker 2: what happens. But we got football on Thursday, and the
Speaker 2: more I don't know what time anything starts at, I
Speaker 2: gotta text my siblings and be like, what time is
Speaker 2: things happening at people? Because uh, I need to know.
Speaker 2: Gonna be maxless. My son's gonna be that's okay, which
Speaker 2: sucks because he doesn't want to play football, and he
Speaker 2: says that I don't pay attention.
Speaker 1: To You can be you can be a little rougher.
Speaker 1: You know it could tackle more people. If you want
Speaker 1: to tackle anybody, I might hurt somebody. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: now you can.
Speaker 2: I don't want to everyone gets hurt.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that around to see his father
Speaker 1: kill someone.
Speaker 2: Finally, no, I feel like the last two years my
Speaker 2: brother in law got you hurt year before the knee injury.
Speaker 2: My brother got hurt last year with the knee injury.
Speaker 2: So this year I'm gonna be like, let's just play
Speaker 2: it safe.
Speaker 1: Let's play it safe, Let's do some air touch. If
Speaker 1: you have, I feel a gust of winning. From the
Speaker 1: age of twenty, you rush through flashlight football. If he
Speaker 1: flashlight hits me, I'm down. I'll just throw flashlights at Yeah.
Speaker 1: What are the traditions you got? So for us, normally
Speaker 1: not a lot. We used to make turkey nachos a
Speaker 1: lot on Black Friday or if we had edy on
Speaker 1: Thursday because we used to eat early. But this is
Speaker 1: the first time where more is one coming down for Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: so that's great. Not the first time she's coming back.
Speaker 1: But we'll get to that a second. Uh. My brother's
Speaker 1: working for the news broadcast Thanksgiving Day, which is fine.
Speaker 1: I mean he's pround to do it. So we're eating
Speaker 1: at actual dinner time instead of at like two o'clock,
Speaker 1: which is great.
Speaker 2: This is why are we doing it at dinner time?
Speaker 1: Because he works till like five or whatever. So we're
Speaker 1: just gonna So then that's great because we could usually
Speaker 1: what happens with us Thanksgiving is wake up, have to
Speaker 1: eat early, ass breakfast, and then everything has to be
Speaker 1: ready by two o'clock. But now it's like, oh, we
Speaker 1: can wake up, then you can start the turkey because
Speaker 1: noting the need to be ready till six. And so
Speaker 1: we're not making armac and cheese until Thursday. And we
Speaker 1: get to our grandparents at like three o'clock, three hours
Speaker 1: before we're spos to eat. So, oh, you're making it
Speaker 1: up down there. You're not gonna make it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because we don't want to bring like a cooler and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. Plus we get fresher ingredients.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they have a Wegman's down there, and they do.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna check it out? We might just go
Speaker 1: to Coo. They've always said that the Wegmans there for
Speaker 1: a while, but you know, are you a Wegman's guy?
Speaker 1: I like it, but is gonna be last thing we're
Speaker 1: going tomorrow when we get down there, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I thought we should buy it today, but more is like, oh,
Speaker 1: buy it tomorrow definitely, because if we buy it today,
Speaker 1: we have to bring it down with us.
Speaker 2: Oh, then you got to put in the old and
Speaker 2: then bring the clue no matter what. Then it just
Speaker 2: makes more space to car.
Speaker 1: My family wants to play Mario Party because we got
Speaker 1: that for one of our wedding gifts. And I think
Speaker 1: it's good on the switch on the switch and it's not.
Speaker 1: You have four controllers, I have two? Well I do
Speaker 1: have four? Yeah, And I'm like, this is gonna cause
Speaker 1: some tension.
Speaker 2: Probably you think, now you and your brother aren't that
Speaker 2: competitive that.
Speaker 1: In Catan, which I get real competitive. You get competitive
Speaker 1: that ditch. I'm also bringing down baby.
Speaker 2: I saw an expansion pack or something. There's a bunch
Speaker 2: of exper them.
Speaker 1: I got three D one. Baby, what the hell's the
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars one? What's a three D Expand so
Speaker 1: so instead of being like cardboard, it's like made out
Speaker 1: of like plastic resident or something by yourself. No, well,
Speaker 1: you have to put the board together every time, but
Speaker 1: every time the history what's the boy going to be?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because it's a shuffle the cards up that tell
Speaker 1: you what specific land area is and then you put
Speaker 1: them out randomly sort of to a degree. I never
Speaker 1: want to play this game. Oh dude, you'll love it.
Speaker 1: You'll love it. I think you will. I won't And
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I like to make it fun, even
Speaker 1: though I also make it competitive. I always go for
Speaker 1: longest road, which gives like two bonus points. But also
Speaker 1: I like to be the sheep king because they can
Speaker 1: go ship king. If you play Catan, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. If you haven't, well play Catan this weekend.
Speaker 1: It's on sale for Black Friday. So are we done
Speaker 1: with the Cantan talk? This is Catan talk? With it? Wait?
Speaker 2: What's okay? So what's the thing with more In The
Speaker 2: Vegetarian this week.
Speaker 1: She has said that she is away seriously considering eating
Speaker 1: chicken because she really wants to. But she said the
Speaker 1: first thing she wants to eat with is a Popeye
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich. So the other day I went to Popeyes
Speaker 1: because I was meetings and stuff. So I grab food
Speaker 1: and she's like, why would you bring that in here?
Speaker 1: You know that's the one thing I want. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: it's a test do you really want this or not?
Speaker 1: And so who knows. Soon maybe she'll be eating chicken.
Speaker 2: That's good, But is she gonna completely because she's been
Speaker 2: back in.
Speaker 1: Fun It'll be like moderate still, which is fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll eat tofu still. But you know, I just
Speaker 1: you got to get a steak in there somehow, buddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. And well, the other fun thing is
Speaker 1: found out she's actually more invested in this Disney trip
Speaker 1: than I thought. That's happening next year because we're trying
Speaker 1: to say, like the marriyout I told you about this,
Speaker 1: there's a Marriott hotel in Disney World, so we can
Speaker 1: use points all that good stuff. She told me yesterday. Hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell you this yet because I
Speaker 1: didn't sure how I was gonna feel about it. But
Speaker 1: you stay for four nights, you can get a fifth
Speaker 1: night three and that's at any Marriott property, including the
Speaker 1: MGM National Harbor and Disney World. So holy crap. And
Speaker 1: then on top of that, she has every year she
Speaker 1: gets a little like perk. It'd be sweet upgrades. So
Speaker 1: they upgrade you from a room to a suite. Now,
Speaker 1: mind you holidays, it will be available. It is what
Speaker 1: it is, but it could happen. When are you planning
Speaker 1: on going next year? Christmas? Or after Christmas? Right after Christmas?
Speaker 1: It's like January, No, like twenty seventh through the first,
Speaker 1: I think you do New Year's there we're not sure
Speaker 1: when we're leaving, like this week where you have to
Speaker 1: finalize it, More is like, why why didn't you finalize
Speaker 1: it over the from Like it's easy to talk about
Speaker 1: in person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some people hunt down people. What you're doing so
Speaker 2: much easier. Things get done better in person they do
Speaker 2: an emails, That's what I say.
Speaker 1: And it is funny because lo and behold many moons ago.
Speaker 1: More would chastise me for listening to all these Disney
Speaker 1: insider videos and now she's like, good, I'm glad you're
Speaker 1: listening to them again.
Speaker 2: What more is there new stuff going on?
Speaker 1: They're just like, oh, how to make take advantage of
Speaker 1: things and hack it? So like, there's the hotel we'd
Speaker 1: stay at has a slower bus than the hotel that's
Speaker 1: right next to us to the parks, so that she's
Speaker 1: the hack, says, just go to the other hotel because
Speaker 1: it's quicker. So just walk over to the hotels slow.
Speaker 1: How is it slower because it just it goes different areas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like two stops where the one other hotel would just
Speaker 1: have one stop.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy that people realize that and are like.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's that's a Disney is a game. You really
Speaker 1: got to play the game right. If not, you're gonna
Speaker 1: lose real bad head. We've talked to people who complain
Speaker 1: the most and the people who didn't, who don't do
Speaker 1: that homework.
Speaker 2: In this pokt I want to take my son Max,
Speaker 2: but I also want to be like, hoodie, can you
Speaker 2: just come with me and and just guide me in
Speaker 2: Max around?
Speaker 1: That's all like if you're not another life or if
Speaker 1: I need a retirement job. It's really probably just like
Speaker 1: playing Disney trips for people from this area.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't there that one TikToker That one woman blonde,
Speaker 2: she lives in Florida. She has all the ears.
Speaker 1: She also sends she they all do that. They all
Speaker 1: do it. You can get trips through her or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know that. Like it really just depends
Speaker 1: because like, uh, there's certain like through Disney, you can
Speaker 1: book a trip now. But if you want to piecemail it,
Speaker 1: like buy your hotel then your tickets in your flight separately,
Speaker 1: you have to wait certain amount of times to book it,
Speaker 1: like a year ahead of time essentially. Really, but if
Speaker 1: you booked it through the Disney package, you can get
Speaker 1: all knocked out now so.
Speaker 2: If I want to book for Max for say next August,
Speaker 2: I gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Now, do it now? Yeah? Yeah, oh we're not doing
Speaker 1: that now, or just buy I think the first thing
Speaker 1: you do is buy the hotel wherever we're staying, and
Speaker 1: then you can tickets and then the flight. I feel
Speaker 1: like the hardest thing to find is the flight if
Speaker 1: you do Southwest and Fine direct BWI Reagan.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because I mean the tickets are what one
Speaker 2: hundred and ten dollars a person.
Speaker 1: Probably, but to the park for Max, yes, for you probably,
Speaker 1: I'm like that something like that. Now, can you tell
Speaker 1: Max to be pretend like he's five years old so
Speaker 1: it's cheaper now, that's like.
Speaker 2: So this weekend, I'm gonna go with the girlfriend and
Speaker 2: her kids and my kid to the Gaylord National Harbor,
Speaker 2: Ice and we find a group on that like slashed.
Speaker 2: The ticket price is basically in half because almost two
Speaker 2: hundred dollars, you got it for one fifty one sixty.
Speaker 2: So groupon still works. It's still out there. You gotta
Speaker 2: go at eight o'clock, you gotta go eight forty five pm.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine, fine, no pm, not am pm,
Speaker 2: Oh okay, late we got all day to do nothing,
Speaker 2: eat dinner than goy you gun wanted to could go
Speaker 2: at nighttime though I don't know. Probably be the riff
Speaker 2: raff younger kids or like teenagers or maybe a couple
Speaker 2: of do you think couples do?
Speaker 1: Maybe a couples, maybe couples. It's smart too good for kids.
Speaker 1: But it is cool because there's the thing where they
Speaker 1: give you the jacket, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've.
Speaker 2: Never done it? Why not? It's two damn.
Speaker 1: But you know what's not expensive? Some it's where we
Speaker 1: read actual misconnections from Washington, DC at craigslist dot org
Speaker 1: figure out who's freaking? Is a DC, Maryland or Virginia
Speaker 1: Always kind of hit shuffle on the misconnections too, and
Speaker 1: see what happens. It is Thanksgiving week, so maybe these
Speaker 1: ones won't be as freaky yet, but the ones next
Speaker 1: week will definitely be freaky. So we're gonna start off.
Speaker 2: With art a seduction, go for it.
Speaker 1: Is there a white female twenty to forty years old
Speaker 1: who's in a seducing an older masculine white man discratching
Speaker 1: a shirt? If you're opening the idea and we are
Speaker 1: open to a plate oh man and oh and are
Speaker 1: open to a plateful early afternoon. No material exchange here,
Speaker 1: just the physical intimacy is craved baby. Oh baby, that's
Speaker 1: in DC.
Speaker 2: That's a befet.
Speaker 1: Oh that is d that is that's in DC. We've
Speaker 1: done chuncolate starfish. You can't do that?
Speaker 2: Do we do? Food delivery guy?
Speaker 1: No, we'll see what it is.
Speaker 2: Food delivery guy. You delivered my food to my apartment complex.
Speaker 2: I had to ask for my mountain dew drink. You
Speaker 2: a tall, handsome guy. Me a short, blue eyed guy
Speaker 2: with a sweat sured on wish. I asked for your
Speaker 2: digits or invited you in. If this is you, please
Speaker 2: confirm by saying where I ordered from.
Speaker 1: It Domino's probably no, but those probably caddies Southern bell four,
Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh, Washington, d C. Southeast. It's a cold
Speaker 1: Sunday and it's been a stressful week. Is it too
Speaker 1: much to ask for fun drinks and good vibes? What's
Speaker 1: invite me over?
Speaker 2: For?
Speaker 1: Who wants to invite me over for a drink? Black female,
Speaker 1: thirty four, corn bread fed, Washington, DC, Southeast. Please, if
Speaker 1: you answer my ad anything your request from me, you
Speaker 1: have to send it first. So if you want a nude,
Speaker 1: so you gotta send a nude. You want some food,
Speaker 1: send some food?
Speaker 2: Have we done chocolate starfish?
Speaker 1: Yes, I just said not to do that. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I know. I think there's something else personal, not personal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, personal trainer needed. You know what personal training?
Speaker 1: What was the personal trainer needed?
Speaker 2: Male client hiring for male personal trainer for in home
Speaker 2: workout sessions my condo as a gym rate slash experience
Speaker 2: cash app. Please be local to the Rockville area. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, all right, we're trying to work out. Alright,
Speaker 2: let's do go back up though the second one which
Speaker 2: one third third missing, missing, your missing.
Speaker 1: Missing your lips. There you go. This is Arlington, Arlington, Virginia.
Speaker 1: Remember me, your beautiful plus sized chocolate baby who loved
Speaker 1: your vanilla flavor. I'm fifty two now. We love getting
Speaker 1: lost and kissing. We were so good at it together.
Speaker 1: You always told me it takes two to make a
Speaker 1: thing go right, and you were right. I loved your smile,
Speaker 1: humor and solid personality. You loved my laugh, intelligence and realness.
Speaker 1: We always had a great time together. You adored my curvy,
Speaker 1: full figured body. Get it. We fit just right. It
Speaker 1: just perfectly the pieces.
Speaker 2: All right, really beautiful redhead of South Lake Starbucks resting.
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: WHOA.
Speaker 2: This is likely futile, but I was so taken by
Speaker 2: you that I compel.
Speaker 1: I'm compelled to send this out.
Speaker 2: You very pretty, fit walks with an air of confidence
Speaker 2: at Starbucks on Monday at eighteenth around one, wearing jeans
Speaker 2: that show your fit curves, a fleece type jacket over
Speaker 2: your top, shoulder length, reddish brown hair. Me sitting two
Speaker 2: tables from you, working, I was stunned by your beauty
Speaker 2: and presence as you walked in. I'm kind, attractive and
Speaker 2: easy to be around. I'd love to meet and perhaps
Speaker 2: have coffee together and conversation.
Speaker 1: You will be in my mind for a few days.
Speaker 1: What is that word?
Speaker 2: Visceral visual impression on me?
Speaker 1: I hope to somehow connect and our last one today
Speaker 1: it will be no noka. I went out and say anything.
Speaker 1: Let's do my Metro Red Line Queen. I ride the
Speaker 1: Red Line metrody this twin book, so this is close
Speaker 1: to us. Every day you get on the Red Line
Speaker 1: around Medical Center every afternoon. You always sit across from me. Recently,
Speaker 1: I think you realize that we ride the train together
Speaker 1: each day, as you sluwly began smiling at me with
Speaker 1: each successive time we ride together. I love your smile
Speaker 1: and would love to get to know you. Oh this
Speaker 1: is Phil by the way, No, my man, where did
Speaker 1: you guys?
Speaker 2: Do meet the metro Metro.
Speaker 1: She's my metro queen.
Speaker 2: She's my Metro queen.
Speaker 1: And that does it for this week's in case. Let's
Speaker 1: get let's get you there. You go too many podcasts
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Speaker 1: Us important, sweet and nasty. Yeah, because you know you
Speaker 1: make us great. Will go around? Yes, yes you do.
Speaker 2: Mayby ring my bell tell all your friends about us,
Speaker 2: Ring my.
Speaker 1: Bell and ring your bell. Chicken, chicken, chicken, have a
Speaker 1: great day. I always remember it's okay to be weird
Speaker 1: and sexy.
Speaker 2: It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,