Speaker 1: He goes, I have no clue what happened. I've been blindsided.
Speaker 1: I did everything I could. And here's where the crazy
Speaker 1: comes out. He starts crying about a dare when he
Speaker 1: thinks about her this guy, if Alicia was okay with it,
Speaker 1: they would have fucked right there. Okay, so what are
Speaker 1: you doing crying about a dare? I mean, it's soft
Speaker 1: room kind of shit, but.
Speaker 2: The best part of it is a dare. She hugs him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and to us in our interview, says, you know, in
Speaker 2: the end, it's best that he goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of sucks.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of
Speaker 1: bad television that is long for bad TV. And I'm
Speaker 1: Dylan and that's pat.
Speaker 2: Great to be here. Permission to come aboard.
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa? Whoa what? In the episode man.
Speaker 2: Two episodes back to back, back to back, they're taking
Speaker 2: me on an emotional rollercoaster.
Speaker 1: Do I have a little curly cue right here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You look, it's called the hero curl that was famous
Speaker 2: playing Superman.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm gonna change that. Does it look good?
Speaker 2: I think it looks great. It's gonna read well on camera.
Speaker 1: You think, really?
Speaker 2: Plug check us out on another below Deck podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, go look at that and listen man. Two
Speaker 1: great episodes. This season continues to be the best season
Speaker 1: of bullow Deck we've had in some time.
Speaker 2: I'd say, uh, major spoilers out there on the internet
Speaker 2: of the recasting of this particular version.
Speaker 1: Well, if you want those, then seek them out where so.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't do even though it's out there on social media.
Speaker 2: You're now I'm gonna say this. You're not going to
Speaker 2: be happy who the new chief stew Is. Let me
Speaker 2: just say that. Okay, you have you have a you
Speaker 2: didn't even guess who you think it might be.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you have a chronic problem where you don't
Speaker 1: It's really amazing.
Speaker 2: I like to have a secret.
Speaker 1: Can I get it out? Please? Can you shut up
Speaker 1: for one second? Yes, you do this thing? It is
Speaker 1: so shutter island. You just have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 1: You'll say, I'm not gonna spoil anything, but and then
Speaker 1: you I'm confused whether you know what you're doing or not.
Speaker 1: Do you realize what a massive spoiler you just dropped.
Speaker 2: It's not a spoiler. It's out there on the internet,
Speaker 2: It's on all social Media, Bravo, Dish, all those Instagram
Speaker 2: sites are posting the pictures.
Speaker 1: Okay, but when you say you're not gonna like who
Speaker 1: the new Chief stew Is, do you recognize what a
Speaker 1: spoiler that is?
Speaker 2: Well, I think you have to take a guess. I'm
Speaker 2: not a fan of several of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you don't saying you're not gonna like who
Speaker 1: the new Chief stew Is implies that the Chief stew
Speaker 1: is going to get fired.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Dylan, chief Stew's in and out of this franchise,
Speaker 2: come and go all the time. I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: we have had to see Kermit on like five, you're talking.
Speaker 1: About Below Deck down Under or the new season down Under? Okay?
Speaker 2: All right, Oh you thought I was talking about Fraser.
Speaker 1: No, you're talking about Laura.
Speaker 2: Okay. I wasn't talking about this season. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the one that they're filming now. They did a cast
Speaker 2: photo all together because there's a crossover with the Real
Speaker 2: Housewives as Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so next season Sea Deck down Okay, I
Speaker 1: thought you were talking about this season. Okay, who's the
Speaker 1: Chief Stu next season?
Speaker 2: Daisy? No, I can't believe they did that to us,
Speaker 2: unless they're fucking with us. But there was a picture
Speaker 2: of her and Captain Jason and Chef Ben and a
Speaker 2: couple other real housewives of Salt Lake and it says
Speaker 2: currently doing a crossover filming right now.
Speaker 1: Not a fan of that.
Speaker 2: Let's hope it's they're just messing with me.
Speaker 1: All right, Get in the comments, get in the reviews,
Speaker 1: five stars, kind words. The weather is warming up. I
Speaker 1: got my first mosquito bite.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I hate those. I don't mind killing them.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to hear a fun fact? Del Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so this, I'll tell the story behind the fun fact.
Speaker 2: The other day, I'm in the swimming pool with Ellie.
Speaker 2: There's this bee that keeps flying around us, getting dangerously
Speaker 2: close to my five year old right, so I splash
Speaker 2: a little water in the direction of the bee, thinking
Speaker 2: I'm just going to scare it away. Well, lo and
Speaker 2: behold it hit one of its wings. The guy goes
Speaker 2: spilering down into the pool water. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel guilty as hell. I can't still save them, I
Speaker 2: try to, So I grab a piece of bark chip
Speaker 2: or chip bark whatever they mulch whatever, Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: try and lift him up. Poor little guy was struggling
Speaker 2: for life. I laid him next to the pool, checked
Speaker 2: out him fifteen minutes later, dead as can be.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, so.
Speaker 2: I feel bad. So I'm like, okay, I killed a beat.
Speaker 2: Now I'm feeling guilty and murdered something. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: have to go on the internet and ask my iPhone, Hey,
Speaker 2: how long does a bee live? They said three weeks?
Speaker 2: I was thinking in my head to make myself feel better.
Speaker 2: He had already lived two and a half weeks, so
Speaker 2: he was near death anyway. Yeah, and then my next
Speaker 2: search was what's the shortest lifespan for an insect? Till
Speaker 2: you are not gonna get this. The mayfly lives three hours,
Speaker 2: just enough time to plant more mayflies. Yeah that's it.
Speaker 1: What's the point?
Speaker 2: How much living can you do?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know that be was probably going through
Speaker 1: some kind of existential panic and he wanted to die.
Speaker 1: Maybe you actually were doing a disservice, prolonging his miserable life.
Speaker 1: I mean, his wife hates him, Okay, yeah, I cannot
Speaker 1: stand him. The racket he was running on the federal government.
Speaker 1: He was like getting these checks and he wasn't really
Speaker 1: hurt and he was just like, it's all falling apart.
Speaker 1: I got it end.
Speaker 2: Well, imagine if he'd lived and he shows back home
Speaker 2: with one wing. She's like, how are you gonna, you know,
Speaker 2: earn for the family. You can't get any honey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna laugh at you when you show up at
Speaker 2: the honey fan.
Speaker 1: She was like, you couldn't provide for us when you
Speaker 1: add two wings. David. Okay, let's get into the show.
Speaker 1: But before we get into the show, let's read a
Speaker 1: quick review. This is five stars. This is from someone
Speaker 1: we haven't heard of or heard from in some time. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: this is You know, there are a lot of fans
Speaker 1: that are real staples of the community. And some time
Speaker 1: ago we had a fan named Linda Yoga Girl. I
Speaker 1: remember her now. She hated me and I hated her.
Speaker 1: She's a nut job. But we really appreciate the review
Speaker 1: of five stars kind where it's Patty heeding the call
Speaker 1: for warm words and appreciation, still delivering great pod after
Speaker 1: all these years. Thank you so much, Linda, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for the five stars. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: into the show man.
Speaker 2: Housekeeping, Okay, housekeeping.
Speaker 1: Okay, housekeeping.
Speaker 2: We are for our Patreon listeners. I guess next Wednesday, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do a what do you call it a
Speaker 2: meetup or something happy hour for about an hour. We'll
Speaker 2: sit there on like a basically a version of a
Speaker 2: zoom meeting and then we talk face to face and
Speaker 2: we laugh and chuckle. We tell all the good dark
Speaker 2: stories that we can't say on air that will get
Speaker 2: Patty and Dilly in trouble.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. We spill the tea and
Speaker 1: grab a drink. Join us. Unless you've kind of a
Speaker 1: I don't know, ran over somebody, or you can't punch
Speaker 1: somebody at a work function.
Speaker 2: You have a troubled relationship with alcohol, if you.
Speaker 1: Have a troubled relationship withoutcohol, just grab a fresco.
Speaker 2: There you go. And also we our coverage of the
Speaker 2: Valley starts this week. We already recorded the episode before
Speaker 2: the episode airs. It's a decent episode. I think it's
Speaker 2: going to be a really good season. So you can
Speaker 2: find that at the bad TV the feed that you're
Speaker 2: listening into right now. And if you're not familiar with
Speaker 2: the show, give it a shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give it a shot. It's a great choe rex
Speaker 1: Tailor is fucked. He's kind of like that bee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's still breathing though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, episode whatever, this curl is bothering me?
Speaker 1: Give your pots.
Speaker 2: Okay, first off, love the episode. As I was watching
Speaker 2: this episode play out, I'm like the bag.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something really quickly? I finally found
Speaker 1: a good combination of product for your hair? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's a look good. It's a leaven. Right, it's a
Speaker 1: coconuty leaven. What are you doing on you find?
Speaker 2: I'm pulling off a sound effect for later?
Speaker 1: Is it the tortoise having sex? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, that's played out.
Speaker 1: But it's a leaven and a and a and a?
Speaker 1: Do they call it a palmade? Zoe?
Speaker 2: You palmade like a wax or something.
Speaker 1: So it's a leaven with a palmade. It's really doing wonders. Now,
Speaker 1: I've just gotta I've got to figure out how to
Speaker 1: groom this beer. I don't know how to I don't
Speaker 1: know how to gro you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: This is relevant?
Speaker 1: Huh uh No it's not. Oh, so let's get into
Speaker 1: the show. Do you really think this sounds of the
Speaker 1: tortoise organisming is played out?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I used it in a comedy sketch like twelve years ago.
Speaker 1: Really, that's a very niche thing to be worn out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget what it was the bit was, but
Speaker 2: I definitely used it. It's been on the internet for
Speaker 2: a while. Okay, thoughts pots go Okay, first ten minutes
Speaker 2: of this episode, as I'm watching it go down, I'm like,
Speaker 2: the bad guy won today. I couldn't believe it. It
Speaker 2: broke my heart. Then ten seconds letter later, Vhan gets
Speaker 2: acts and I was like, Okay, the world isn't such
Speaker 2: a horrible place. Yeah, after Vanna, oh so oh, I
Speaker 2: want to lay out some theories too. But also Nicholas
Speaker 2: Nick Nick, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I believe Captain Jason.
Speaker 2: There was one warning while he was gonna watch beer Pong,
Speaker 2: which was don't drink. I think he may possibly have
Speaker 2: the shortest stint as a crew member of any vessel
Speaker 2: in Blowdeck history.
Speaker 1: Well, when you're around PR professionals, you have to have
Speaker 1: your walls up. Okay, These these people, uh usually wid
Speaker 1: they'll just get you to do stuff. You know, they're
Speaker 1: they're kind of pushy. We've dealt with so many PR people.
Speaker 2: You know, you can't ask that question. Oh oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: The look, you know who my favorite PR people are.
Speaker 1: The PR people are over a Bravo who work on check.
Speaker 1: But outside of that, just you know, really tough characters.
Speaker 1: If you're a freaking spock nerd and you don't have
Speaker 1: the kahones to stand up to these Dubai PR chicks,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get fucking wasted, regardless of what the rules are.
Speaker 2: Well, that was fun to see. We should take a bet.
Speaker 2: Does he survive the xpisode? I think so, okay, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna say he gets fired.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with these kids? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like he took a shot. Don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: I know, but it's his first day. He hasn't been
Speaker 2: on the job for more than four hours.
Speaker 1: But you know what the j man said, it's hard
Speaker 1: to find people and the Seychials theory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's it's not common for someone to fire
Speaker 2: a boas a captain to fire a bosin, that's kind
Speaker 2: of a big deal because you have charter guest showing
Speaker 2: up the next day.
Speaker 1: We've seen it before.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that we have. I'm just saying the
Speaker 2: way that he went about it, it seemed like like,
Speaker 2: we'll see Captain Sandy labor over, like I'd love to
Speaker 2: fire this person, but I don't have a replacement. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Captain Jason seemed.
Speaker 3: Pretty okay with it and pretty ready to move on,
Speaker 3: which made me think, sorry, behind the fourth wall, he
Speaker 3: knew there was a bosin waiting at a hotel on shore.
Speaker 1: I think what you gotta do is you got to
Speaker 1: pull the pull the bandit off, because if you don't,
Speaker 1: you'll shower with it, it'll get wet, the scabbal fester,
Speaker 1: and you'll pick at it. And the longer you get
Speaker 1: down the line, you're like, well, I guess you know
Speaker 1: he's kind of getting better. Let's just stick it out
Speaker 1: with him the rest of no get him out of here.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, all right, so we've seen Bostons fired,
Speaker 2: I have not. We saw one. I think it was
Speaker 2: our first season of recapping Below Deck with Captain Lee
Speaker 2: I forget. I think his name was Chandler. He lasted
Speaker 2: about three episodes. He was incompetent, he could have gotten
Speaker 2: people killed. Yeah, feel bad for that guy.
Speaker 1: Well, and then there was also that guy who I
Speaker 1: think was a gun runner or something.
Speaker 2: The guy who fake identity. Actually, you know what, he
Speaker 2: got fired in the first episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, so technically his journey didn't even he didn't
Speaker 2: even leave the doc that guy.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm going on too long here. I loved this episode.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I hope it's not true how they change
Speaker 2: up the cast, but I'm gonna give it a ninety
Speaker 2: nine knots.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's very high.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: The I this combo of that episodes part one and
Speaker 1: part two. You know, it was really great television. But
Speaker 1: I am heartbroken to lose Johnny. I really am. I
Speaker 1: think it's really fucking lame. Okay, like are we are
Speaker 1: we doing maritime law? Are we not doing maritime law?
Speaker 1: It's like this weird thing where like you can it
Speaker 1: just like emotionally abused people and sexually assault people and
Speaker 1: do all this weird stuff and you don't get fired,
Speaker 1: but you punch a closet and you scream to the heavens,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it's like you gotta go listen.
Speaker 1: I understand it. He probably should have been fired, but
Speaker 1: I'm not happy about it. I loved Johnny I think
Speaker 1: Johnny could have slid right into Weighan's position, little Wiman's position,
Speaker 1: and we would have had a great season. You know.
Speaker 2: I think when you were watching the evidence get laid out,
Speaker 2: that was one of the most interesting parts of this
Speaker 2: because we had the footage, and I think Jason got
Speaker 2: to see that footage, which is why fired. We had
Speaker 2: definitely had play in there. Is that when you see
Speaker 2: she all right? So Alicia does not mention when she's
Speaker 2: recounting what took place of her saying Johnny three times.
Speaker 2: I've watched this episode that part three times just to
Speaker 2: make sure wee hand totally hears her say that, welcomes
Speaker 2: her up in the bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then later on in this episode he goes
Speaker 1: she wanted to talk. What's the problem is that how
Speaker 1: you talk? You you smash your put into the back
Speaker 1: of somebody you fuck?
Speaker 2: Did you see her read got barnacles? Let me know
Speaker 2: if Patty got this wrong. Was she resnapping her bra
Speaker 2: back on that?
Speaker 1: Okay? I said this last episode, I think she was
Speaker 1: just adjusting her mic. I think she was thinking about
Speaker 1: taking her mic off before she got into bed. I
Speaker 1: don't think that she was doing anything sexy.
Speaker 2: He definitely. You watch his hand just and also if
Speaker 2: you watch it closely, just as she.
Speaker 1: You really did disapproved of this thing. Huh.
Speaker 2: I have to talk on it and I have to
Speaker 2: be informed.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: As soon as she notices or feels senses it's not Johnny,
Speaker 2: she perks her head up, just as Johnny walks through
Speaker 2: the door. Yeah, she was going to react. Had Johnny
Speaker 2: not walked in that room, give it three more seconds,
Speaker 2: she would have turned around and said, you're not Johnny.
Speaker 2: It's interesting the way the world works.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the world is really interesting.
Speaker 2: Now Johnny's off the boat. And I don't think this
Speaker 2: is a spoiler. They show a teaser trailer for the
Speaker 2: future episodes any port in a Storm as they say.
Speaker 1: Well, not any I mean, you know, let's give Alicia
Speaker 1: a little bit of credit. But you know, we had
Speaker 1: a lot of fans, especially on Patreon, gone. You know,
Speaker 1: she knew what she was doing, you know, and.
Speaker 2: I don't no, no, she was into Johnny for that
Speaker 2: period of time.
Speaker 1: All right, eight pots, eight pots. Okay, so let's get
Speaker 1: into it. We pick up with the punches and the
Speaker 1: screams of the Greek Freak. They're so loud that the
Speaker 1: jay Man comes down. An interesting little note. You know,
Speaker 1: we've heard some things about the jay Man. Okay, the
Speaker 1: jay Man. You know he's he's the jay Man. He's
Speaker 1: there to captain the vessel and not smash it into
Speaker 1: you know, Marina.
Speaker 2: He didn't want a second one to sink in the dock, right.
Speaker 1: But one of the first things he does when he
Speaker 1: goes in there takes the clothing off the camera m
Speaker 1: a little foot soldier for production.
Speaker 2: Ah, you know, do you mind pulling that underwear off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, we need you to go in there, and
Speaker 1: before you do anything, we need to we need to.
Speaker 2: Get this so okay, well done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alisa is just fucking blitzed. Okay, she's slamming potato chips,
Speaker 1: just like what is going on? And Alicia and we
Speaker 1: and as Johnny's getting dragged out, have a little phone call.
Speaker 2: All right, this is v Han do damage control and
Speaker 2: also mind control essentially.
Speaker 1: Put in call him something else. We have one last
Speaker 1: episode with this guy. Can we come up with some
Speaker 1: kind of derogatory name.
Speaker 2: Oh guy, I thought about that when I got bored.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a boredom is a bitch.
Speaker 2: Let me say this about Van you are a gross pig.
Speaker 2: You have no morals, you have no loyalty. Yeah that
Speaker 2: was your friend right there too. Yeah, you're a liar
Speaker 2: and I don't even think you're a good boats and
Speaker 2: you suck. I'm happy to see you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just call him pig.
Speaker 4: Pig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's crazy. What does he say in that
Speaker 2: phone call? I basically he just says like, uh oh,
Speaker 2: it's crazy. He was acting crazy in there. He just
Speaker 2: acted crazy.
Speaker 1: He acted crazy. You know who's crazy? You're crazy? I
Speaker 1: mean clinically like, you're crazy. Okay. You go around and
Speaker 1: you say hi to people by grabbing their tits and
Speaker 1: grabbing their ass and necking them. Then you pretend like
Speaker 1: you're confused as to what the problem is. You have
Speaker 1: no loyalty to anybody. Okay. Johnny was the the second
Speaker 1: in command. They were as thick as thieves. Didn't matter
Speaker 1: to him. Alicia hops in that bunk bed, no code,
Speaker 1: brotherly code, know what you're crazy? Okay, not Johnny. Johnny
Speaker 1: is a little drunk, and you know things are firing
Speaker 1: up right now, and he sees his girl in bed
Speaker 1: with you, his friend, and he punches something. It's a
Speaker 1: very childish thing to do, but it's not as crazy
Speaker 1: as you are, Okay, nutbag pig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fucking pig. John I feel so bad for
Speaker 2: Johnny because even him punch in the closet was definitely
Speaker 2: a way of restraining himself because I assume a.
Speaker 1: Former Johnny rained down elbows. That's right, rained down elbows.
Speaker 1: We should call him weasel instead of wei ind fucking weasel.
Speaker 2: I know they don't do reunions anymore, but definitely if
Speaker 2: they had Johnny on, I'd say, having seen the footage
Speaker 2: of what really took place, would you have reacted differently?
Speaker 1: I mean raining down albow. So Jason does his rounds
Speaker 1: checking on the children, and we get up bright and
Speaker 1: early to sift through the ash of the night before.
Speaker 1: Now Johnny goes to a hotel room and Alisha is
Speaker 1: wondering if he's going to get fired. The people across
Speaker 1: the pond call it sacked. Is he gonna get the sacked?
Speaker 2: Can I just say this as far as a captain,
Speaker 2: I don't know if they certainly didn't do this with
Speaker 2: Captain Lee. Send them to h R Academy as well
Speaker 2: as a investigator, because it seems like quite the spectrum
Speaker 2: of roles a person that you think is just there
Speaker 2: to drive the goddamn boat. Now they got to go
Speaker 2: talk to four different people to see who may have
Speaker 2: sexually assaulted someone. I'm just saying it seems like a
Speaker 2: lot of roles for one guy.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I mean, with how messy this
Speaker 1: thing is, why do we have to be so fucking
Speaker 1: lame about it? Like, Okay, he punched a cabinet, He's great,
Speaker 1: just keep him on TV. I mean, Gary King's been
Speaker 1: left on TV and he's freaking you know, we know
Speaker 1: what Gary King's done. Anyways, So he punched a wall
Speaker 1: and screamed like a banshee, a Greek one. So he
Speaker 1: is gonna get fired. Big Red's like, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he is. And Alicia is called up to the bridge
Speaker 1: Captain j Man hr rep. J Man says, did I
Speaker 1: wake you? She says, no, he did. She is like
Speaker 1: she's still in deep rim. She looks like a bee
Speaker 1: boy and she does not look awake. I think she's
Speaker 1: still pretty fucking hungover from the night before.
Speaker 2: I agree with that. I know I already mentioned this,
Speaker 2: but it bears repeating when you watch this, and I
Speaker 2: like to look at it as a juror im lady justice, like,
Speaker 2: just look at the evidence. There is a plausible deniability
Speaker 2: for Vhan had she not said Johnny three times. But
Speaker 2: the fact that we get to see that that is
Speaker 2: the evidence, the smoking gun, smoking gun, and she forgets
Speaker 2: that she did say that. She doesn't even mention that.
Speaker 1: And in the case of the brutal film, there were
Speaker 1: actually multiple smoking guns.
Speaker 2: Were there?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do we have to do that? Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, there's so many. Okay, So Alicia is dismissed,
Speaker 1: and then we get to Harry's tears. Now, the Jay
Speaker 1: Man is very protective of Harry, and when he finds
Speaker 1: out that we in weasel pigface made Harry cry, that's
Speaker 1: kind of it for j Man. Okay, and Harry cry.
Speaker 1: He goes around the boat and does his reconnaissance and.
Speaker 2: Quite a montage of investigation.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Zarena and Harry really nail the coffin
Speaker 1: shut on the weimi.
Speaker 2: So you think this is what I'll say. Zorina was
Speaker 2: infatuated with the v Man.
Speaker 1: A lot of fans have been. You know, Serena is
Speaker 1: like she's having fun.
Speaker 2: Her loyalty lies with Harry and she threw him right
Speaker 2: under the fucking bus I'm referring to Vhan and drove
Speaker 2: that bus over and over and ran his head over
Speaker 2: and finished him off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean she drove the bus off
Speaker 1: a cliff, kind of Thelman Louise style, but she rolled
Speaker 1: out right in time, you know, Tom Cruise style. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yes, so all this stuff is happening,
Speaker 1: and I completely forgot we have a day off.
Speaker 2: The fact that we have a day off, so many
Speaker 2: heads get cut right before the paid day off.
Speaker 1: This is a celebratory occasion.
Speaker 2: This is and they didn't even get that waste. It
Speaker 2: wasn't even that fun of a day. I think it
Speaker 2: lasted fifteen seconds. As far as the episode, well.
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Speaker 2: Finally get Vhan up in the hot seat and this
Speaker 2: was delightful to watch because, uh, Captain Jason basically said,
Speaker 2: so what happened? He said, Well, I woke up there
Speaker 2: was a girl in my bed, Like hot blondes just
Speaker 2: fall from the sky into your bed. Yeah, Okay, expect
Speaker 2: me to believe that, well, uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's he's an idiot and he
Speaker 1: you know what, he's actually crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry he didn't fucking fire him. He's sorry.
Speaker 1: That's why I was a little confused. There should hear
Speaker 1: it in my voice. But Johnny gets called up and
Speaker 1: he is his employment is terminated, And I gotta say,
Speaker 1: this is why we love Johnny. I mean, he just
Speaker 1: he takes it like such a good egg, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean complete accountability. The juxtaposition of the two exit
Speaker 1: interviews between Johnny and Weasel are I mean, it's night
Speaker 1: and day. Uh.
Speaker 2: Although I wish Johnny had a little bit more instincts
Speaker 2: to see that his buddy was actually a scumbag, because
Speaker 2: he apologizes for losing his cool and it's a lesson
Speaker 2: he can learn from these guy's like fucking Yoda.
Speaker 1: I remember the shelf of mine that I am not
Speaker 1: That was more Andrea the Giant than Johnny. But I
Speaker 1: mean he's like fucking Raffiki, you know what I mean, he's.
Speaker 2: So wise, He's very wise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really sad that he's gone.
Speaker 2: I still think he's gonna be pretty pissed when he
Speaker 2: sees that watch back because he should have gotten that
Speaker 2: day off to hang out with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I mean, who does. I don't
Speaker 1: even think they freaking porked.
Speaker 2: They didn't.
Speaker 1: It's that's a real tragedy. They didn't even pork Now,
Speaker 1: Jason Wilson's him well and he departs and he'll be back.
Speaker 1: I think he'll be back next season. I think so too.
Speaker 1: And wouldn't it be great if Johnny came back and
Speaker 1: Alicia was on the cast too, reunited and it's probably bad?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Or yeah, because she's she's probably moved on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? So uh weasel freaking pig Face is
Speaker 1: setting up his big drunk day with a Dare his
Speaker 1: friend Adare when Captain j Mann calls him up. Now
Speaker 1: he really puts up a fight. And the one thing,
Speaker 1: the one concession I'll make for for pig Face is
Speaker 1: he didn't yell at Harry. He didn't yell at Harry.
Speaker 1: Harry is like we love Harry. Harry is seditious and
Speaker 1: subversive in his takedown of Ween. Okay, I'm all.
Speaker 2: For it, but he heard his Widdow feeling.
Speaker 1: But Ween just was very firm. It was intense, but
Speaker 1: he was being a dick to him, but he wasn't
Speaker 1: screaming at him, and there was alcohol involved. There are
Speaker 1: so many reasons why Ween needs just to leave the boat,
Speaker 1: chief among them what he does to all of the
Speaker 1: women on this that's right, that's the most.
Speaker 2: But if you're Captain Jason, would you have actually, based
Speaker 2: on what you was reported to you fire this person?
Speaker 2: And I don't think what was reported to him rose
Speaker 2: to that level.
Speaker 1: What was reported to him that he was screaming at Harry.
Speaker 2: Well, that was reported to him, but that was in
Speaker 2: fact not true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we he's seen Ween be a little fuck
Speaker 1: the entire series.
Speaker 2: I agree, But I'm telling you, I think Captain Jason
Speaker 2: got a little view of that, that black and white
Speaker 2: video footage and said, all right, I gotta let this
Speaker 2: guy go.
Speaker 1: All right, So he leaves the boat, and it's very,
Speaker 1: very we in about the whole thing. He goes. I
Speaker 1: have no clue what happened. I've been blindsided. I did
Speaker 1: everything I could. And here's where the crazy comes out.
Speaker 1: He starts crying about a dare when he thinks about
Speaker 1: her this guy. If Alicia was okay with it, they
Speaker 1: would have fucked right there. Okay, so what are you
Speaker 1: doing crying about a dare? I mean, it's soft room
Speaker 1: kind of shit.
Speaker 2: But the best part of it is a dare. She
Speaker 2: hugs him yea, and to us in her interview says,
Speaker 2: you know, in the end, it's best that he goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of sucks, so yeah, it's better.
Speaker 2: And I also enjoyed that he didn't get the beach day.
Speaker 1: If you're fighting or trying to fuck every single girl
Speaker 1: on the boat, you might be the problem. So the
Speaker 1: J Man lets everybody know, great quote from Laura, We're
Speaker 1: all gonna miss Johnny. But now it's and the girls
Speaker 1: for a little beach day bit of the old say shells.
Speaker 1: J Man heads with them to go see the tortoises,
Speaker 1: the ancient creatures, the wisdom holders, the shelled wisdom holders
Speaker 1: of this land. And we actually do see them them banging,
Speaker 1: which is pretty cool. You know, tortoises, uh deserve to
Speaker 1: get their freak on, you know what I mean. They're
Speaker 1: they they're so wide, they're like little libraries of Alexandria
Speaker 1: just walking around.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while, I got to crack something off.
Speaker 2: Imagine being born with a backpack, you know what I
Speaker 2: mean that you can't take off. Yeah, it seems like
Speaker 2: a pain in the.
Speaker 1: Ass, complete pain in the ass.
Speaker 2: So you gotta give them something. Yeah, let them live forever,
Speaker 2: right and only have sex doggies now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like okay. So God's like, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of something, and all the angels are like, okay,
Speaker 1: what do we got. I'm thinking about a little kind
Speaker 1: of reptile kind of thing. And we have a lot
Speaker 1: of those, God, I know, but listen to this. They're
Speaker 1: super wise. They live forever. They've got a backpack. They
Speaker 1: can't ever take it off.
Speaker 2: A back Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got a backpack. And the backpack will have
Speaker 1: all of this kind of sacred geometry, and we'll trick
Speaker 1: all the human beings and they'll be like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: something magical, but it's not. I'm just we're just spitballing here,
Speaker 1: you know. And they can only fuck doggy style, and
Speaker 1: they'll make this noise when they climax.
Speaker 2: Seems fair to me. God, before absolutely get it into
Speaker 2: the factory.
Speaker 1: I mean, think of all the surly creatures that that
Speaker 1: God picture, I mean, squid. If I was one of
Speaker 1: the people that mayfly. I would have said no to squids.
Speaker 1: I would have said no to I don't like a squid, okay,
Speaker 1: all that stuff. Really, the only thing in the ocean
Speaker 1: that I like is a starfish, and I don't even
Speaker 1: like those. All right, So she loving, she vibing. She
Speaker 1: wanted to give me compliments. We hit the beach. Serena
Speaker 1: eats potato chips, kind of the way that tortoises eat lettuce,
Speaker 1: and Laura talks about how lovely her past friends are.
Speaker 1: And that's when Serena swims up. Who is not on
Speaker 1: that list? Laura hates her, She's so mean to her,
Speaker 1: but I understand it. Serena is weird Barbie. She's a
Speaker 1: little bit oppressive.
Speaker 2: Now you sound like Laura.
Speaker 1: No, I don't, No, I don't. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop talking to these searettes. It colors you.
Speaker 2: She came on, we interviewed her. She said she didn't
Speaker 2: like being called that hurt her feeling.
Speaker 1: Weird Barbie. Yeah no, she said she loved it. She
Speaker 1: was gonna brand herself weird Barbie.
Speaker 2: Well, but Laura called her that, all right, So.
Speaker 1: This day off, nothing happens was completely destroyed. By shitbag
Speaker 1: and fuck money, that's right, or Johnny and ship back.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, let me in an in another dimension?
Speaker 2: Had no one gotten fired? That the night before Johnny
Speaker 2: and Alicia consummate their relationship. Now they're on the path
Speaker 2: potentially having a Sea rat baby.
Speaker 1: Because we've only had one Sea Rat baby so far.
Speaker 1: You know, Vanessa, Vanessa Lecha would have nothing with this show.
Speaker 1: I mean there's just one Sea Rat baby I think,
Speaker 1: and the father fled.
Speaker 2: I want to say there might be one more. No, huh,
Speaker 2: yes there is. There is Gail and Nathan from last season.
Speaker 2: She's pregnant. We have a second Sea Rat baby.
Speaker 1: On it, but she's not pregnant from Gail or from Nathan.
Speaker 2: Yeah really, Sea Rat news.
Speaker 1: Are they sell together?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They are. They're in love. Oh really, she's ripe
Speaker 2: and ready? Yeah she's What do you mean she's trying
Speaker 2: to pop out a baby at any day?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. That was the guy that was you all
Speaker 1: you always talked to about how he was balding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, prematurely. It was sad. Talk about God. Yeah, give
Speaker 2: someone hair that they only get to have till they're
Speaker 2: twenty two.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: If he has That is cool.
Speaker 1: God does a lot of cool things. Okay, don't he?
Speaker 2: Oh so my second So in another dimension, Vhand would
Speaker 2: have had his hands all over Zorena on that beach
Speaker 2: at some point and also flirted with Alicia. That would
Speaker 2: have pissed a dare off and turned her off and
Speaker 2: that would have been the end of it. So either way, if.
Speaker 1: It would have been a lot of fun, yes, that's
Speaker 1: my point. It would have been a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: But you know we had to go punch and shit
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, sleeping with people's ladies. So we
Speaker 1: wake for the next day and it's time for the
Speaker 1: preferend sheet made bag. Harry, welcome to the round table.
Speaker 1: Can I say I don't we love hair? I don't
Speaker 1: know why he was there. There's no point in having
Speaker 1: him there.
Speaker 2: To make him a breast, Is that correct?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 2: Of the preferences, so that when the bosun comes in,
Speaker 2: he would be fully aware. And then in the case
Speaker 2: that the bosin doesn't make it on, Harry's the boson.
Speaker 1: Harry's got a lot to learn before he can be
Speaker 1: the boson. Okay, you gotta be in tip top shaped.
Speaker 1: Harry's not there yet, Okay, so, I mean, being a
Speaker 1: bosn's really hard, you know what I mean? Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean who is the little guy that did it for
Speaker 1: so long, that had sex with that lady on top
Speaker 1: of the laundry. Remember that guy, the little guy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had the spiky hair, a lot of the spikes.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2: You know he was like, oh that idiot Eddie, Oh
Speaker 2: my god. Yeah yeah, yeah, he was just at Captain
Speaker 2: Lee's house. Yeah, you don't like Eddie, No, he's he's annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you not like about him?
Speaker 2: I asked him to be on the show.
Speaker 1: He said no, Oh really, Okay, I don't like them either.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you don't like me, I don't no choice
Speaker 2: but to not like you.
Speaker 1: Back old, Yeah, that's it. Okay, So come on the
Speaker 1: preference sheet? Is this a bunch of pr ladies are
Speaker 1: coming in from Dubai. I can't stand Dubai. I'm so
Speaker 1: fucking sick of Dubai.
Speaker 2: You know because I used to used to own a
Speaker 2: sight seeing tour company. Yeah. For some reason, my phone
Speaker 2: always feeds me these pieces of information. Yeah, Dubai is
Speaker 2: the number one overrated vacation destination on the planet.
Speaker 1: Darth Yeah, it's just like how many carbon copies of
Speaker 1: Alpha Tait Brothers and nilk scum can go over there
Speaker 1: and be duped by the you know and and the
Speaker 1: Whole Housewives franchise. That pissed me off too, Like it
Speaker 1: was this giant fucking tourism ad. It's like, fuck off,
Speaker 1: it's too hot.
Speaker 2: This was a number of years ago when my wife
Speaker 2: and I were globe trotting. I looked at a package there.
Speaker 2: I kid you not. It was seven days, seven nights.
Speaker 2: The flight it was at that mega hotel that's built
Speaker 2: on that man made island. Yeah, I am not exaggerating.
Speaker 2: It was thirteen hundred dollars a person.
Speaker 1: For one night, for a week, oh for a week.
Speaker 2: Four flights there the hotel. Yeah, yeah, I assume their
Speaker 2: rates have gone up or maybe not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe not. I mean yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Were trying to get bodies there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't like it, but I'm sure it's a
Speaker 1: nice place.
Speaker 2: They're celebrating their fourth anniversary as a company, which is
Speaker 2: a pretty.
Speaker 1: Dumb yeap four years, big big deal?
Speaker 2: You think so?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think five?
Speaker 1: No? Big four four?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 1: Ye four four is like you did.
Speaker 2: It four okay, okay, So stupid.
Speaker 1: What are you doing pr four over there?
Speaker 2: Well, perhaps you can read into that based on their
Speaker 2: preferences of what they want to do. They do want
Speaker 2: to do a rum tasting. Dare I say integration of
Speaker 2: something they're promoting.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, Well they
Speaker 1: also want to do a mob night and Zorina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mob wife night Zorina is way off the mark.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, she's known a lot of mobsters
Speaker 2: and maybe not a big fan of American cinema and
Speaker 2: the Italian mob. Your godfather one of the best.
Speaker 1: Mob wives though, is uh sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in the oligarchy and also, you know, Russia.
Speaker 2: I think she had used Russia as an example. I
Speaker 2: assume they have some uh some mob like characters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know they get their wives to
Speaker 1: put poison in people's drinks and stuff so that they
Speaker 1: can frame them and throw them in frozen tundra prisons
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I don't have a lot. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could tell. But I don't
Speaker 1: really understand the world very well.
Speaker 2: Me neither.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, mob wives is a it's a meat
Speaker 1: ball red sauce kind of joint. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So that's what we're gonna be doing. But the new
Speaker 1: guys head over before that, though, those those fish finally
Speaker 1: get a fucking breath of fresh air.
Speaker 2: Thank god, water changes. Clean your filthy fucking fish tank.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be a caretaker of animals, do a
Speaker 2: little better job there. And also your overstock with fish.
Speaker 2: Their oxygen levels are gonna be very low. The nitrate
Speaker 2: level is gonna spike before you know it. You have
Speaker 2: an ammonia epidemic, and then the nitrite hit and then boom,
Speaker 2: they're all fucking dead.
Speaker 1: They're all dead. I mean, they're fragile little creatures. They
Speaker 1: don't even remember anything. Here's God again. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: a thing and he's gonna only remember things for like
Speaker 1: five seconds at a time. It's like, what the fuck man?
Speaker 1: And he goes well, at least it doesn't have a
Speaker 1: backpack that it can never take off. It can swim around,
Speaker 1: you know, last half empty. Why don't you own fish?
Speaker 2: You think I want that in my fucking house. I
Speaker 2: don't see enough of that ship.
Speaker 1: Get get in the comments. Let us know if you
Speaker 1: own fish or birds or anything like that. Do you
Speaker 1: have any we are.
Speaker 2: Going to construct a beautiful koi pond in the front yard.
Speaker 2: We were. Actually, it's funny you mentioned that we were.
Speaker 2: It was a koi run you for me, It's gonna
Speaker 2: be free.
Speaker 1: I know everybody, you know everybody. But what does a
Speaker 1: koi run somebody?
Speaker 2: How big?
Speaker 1: Pretty? Big?
Speaker 2: Two grand?
Speaker 1: Two grand?
Speaker 4: What are they?
Speaker 2: What's the point of that? Well, most are important from Japan.
Speaker 1: If you want to they smart.
Speaker 2: No, can you eat them now? They're too bony? They're beautiful.
Speaker 2: I guess the fantail versions of them are very angelic.
Speaker 1: The fantail Yeah, so you're telling me. Over at Tara Sushi,
Speaker 1: they got like ten grand worth of koi floating around.
Speaker 2: I've seen those sushi in there, I mean those koy
Speaker 2: in there. The sushi that's dead on the chopping plate
Speaker 2: is much happier than those poor little fish and those
Speaker 2: small Their backs are bent. They're suffering from a disease
Speaker 2: called s disease and dropsy. Uh, they'd if I could,
Speaker 2: I'd I'd kill them to save them the pain of
Speaker 2: existing in that restaurant.
Speaker 1: Right, So, should we not go there anymore? Should we
Speaker 1: protest that place?
Speaker 2: No, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You've seen those places where they have the I think
Speaker 1: you told me about this. They have the the claw
Speaker 1: for lobster for lobster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Peter shut that down.
Speaker 1: I would, I would, really hope. So, you know, I
Speaker 1: can't even do that stuff. You know, speaking of Aussie's
Speaker 1: you know it's a big thing in Australia. You go
Speaker 1: to all these these restaurants. They got all the fish
Speaker 1: all over the place and the tanks and stuff. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. It makes me too, said, you know, because
Speaker 1: they're supposed to be out there in the in the water.
Speaker 1: You know, think of how borderless the water is. You know,
Speaker 1: here's what I'll say, head button glass. I mean, they
Speaker 1: didn't even know what glass is.
Speaker 2: You want to have a fresh water tank, go for it.
Speaker 2: They'll probably live out their lifespan. Don't do the saltwater thing.
Speaker 2: Don't go to your local aquarium store and buy a
Speaker 2: fifty dollars fish that just got pulled out of the
Speaker 2: ocean and put it in a tank.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's cool. Yeah, don't do things. What are you
Speaker 1: going to put a shark in your living room? That's crazy.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about unintended way too big. You
Speaker 2: have this beautiful movie called Finding Nemo in two thousand
Speaker 2: and three. Yeah, also created the proliferation of the seawater,
Speaker 2: like a sea salt movement, and all these aquarium stores
Speaker 2: pop up to fill the demand. They basically plunge the
Speaker 2: waters of like Hawaii and the Philippines, kill all the
Speaker 2: environment there trying to sell fish to America.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I dynsty. That's why Disney made that film.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? That's right.
Speaker 4: Ha.
Speaker 1: They don't do anything for good. I fucking hate that company.
Speaker 2: Star Wars sucks.
Speaker 1: Star Wars sucks, you know. I mean, listen, Inside Out.
Speaker 1: It's a cute movie, but what are you doing teaching
Speaker 1: kids about depression? They don't need to know that yet.
Speaker 2: Little inside Baseball they found out when they tested the
Speaker 2: only character that kids and adults liked was that angry
Speaker 2: little one that was fucking around with It's.
Speaker 1: My favorite too, No, I'm getting Inside Outs lovely and
Speaker 1: Pixar has made some of the most beautiful stories of
Speaker 1: all time, but they're meant too harm. So anyways, let's
Speaker 1: get to some sea rat history.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's we have two coming here.
Speaker 1: It's too many. I don't like this change. I don't
Speaker 1: like change.
Speaker 2: Well I can handle it for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we have Nate the Boson, he meets the captain.
Speaker 2: If you look at his CV former kid entertainer, then
Speaker 2: we get some sea rat history. Raised by a woman,
Speaker 2: taught by a woman.
Speaker 1: What kind of kid entertainer? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: It didn't specify. I think we'll learn later on.
Speaker 1: Going to have like a carnye or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe he've dressed up like a cloud. Okay, Raised by
Speaker 2: a woman, taught by a woman, easygoing spirit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was hopeful that this man was raised
Speaker 1: by women because maybe he's not going to be such
Speaker 1: a fucking pig.
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you mentioned that, Dylan, because so these
Speaker 2: are the ingredients for a man that will hopefully not
Speaker 2: be a womanizing pig. However, there is a wrinkle in that.
Speaker 1: Here's a sea rat.
Speaker 2: Well, more importantly, where's Dad? There's no mention in Dad.
Speaker 2: It's common question asked, and there's a lot of pain
Speaker 2: associated within mia. Pops Yorda once said, missing Dad's lead
Speaker 2: to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to douchebags
Speaker 2: trying to bang everything that moves. And I think he
Speaker 2: said that in the last Jedi, Nate is going to.
Speaker 1: Be a problem, you think. So Nate's got extra energy, Yes,
Speaker 1: he's like he's extra right, He's like, you know, listen,
Speaker 1: who am I to be judgmental of other people's character traits?
Speaker 1: But when I'm meeting new people, I'd like to kind
Speaker 1: of slow play myself a little bit. You know, Let's
Speaker 1: have a little probationary period where we don't like, we
Speaker 1: don't really get too high, we.
Speaker 2: Don't get too low. I got, I got that.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You've got to pace yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pace yourself, all right. So Nicholas is up next.
Speaker 1: He's really throwing the blue steel around quite a bit
Speaker 1: before he hits to the boat. This is when we
Speaker 1: get another sea red history and out here, Dell, if
Speaker 1: you need it, I know exactly what sound effector can
Speaker 1: I guess which sound effect?
Speaker 2: I guess it. Don't do it for the audience, do
Speaker 2: it after do it? Okay? Okay. So Nick arrives and
Speaker 2: we learned that he cried while watching Indiata Jones live
Speaker 2: at Universal Studios, Orlando. I'm not going to judge because
Speaker 2: that is an emotional experience.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then we begin with his Sea Red history. He
Speaker 2: is a self described nerd. Now, Dell, you pointed this out,
Speaker 2: and I always found it funny because I always thought
Speaker 2: if when someone said they were nerd, if they'd seen
Speaker 2: I don't know every Star Wars movie, that made them
Speaker 2: a nerd. And you'd pointed out that if you've seen
Speaker 2: every episode of Deep Space nine, that does not make
Speaker 2: you a nerd. And you pointed out, and I say,
Speaker 2: always save this. This is an example of a nerd.
Speaker 4: My only question is how would you get so much
Speaker 4: dragon steel into a.
Speaker 1: Moon because it seems like there's a fairly significant.
Speaker 4: Amount core crashing, you know, yeah, yeah, and well and
Speaker 4: like you know, there's always like that is dragon steel?
Speaker 1: Ada Elisium's got metal? If such a.
Speaker 2: Thing makes sense for Ada, those are nerds.
Speaker 1: Now it brings me so much joy to hear the
Speaker 1: fine folks at the Shard cast because the right to
Speaker 1: kind of plumb those topics. What is at Anlysium's god metal?
Speaker 1: What what are at Analsium's motivations? I mean, before he
Speaker 1: split into the Shards, we really are not sure what
Speaker 1: that guy's up to, what caused the breaking? Why do
Speaker 1: we have honor? Why do we have ruined. Why do
Speaker 1: we have cultivation? They used to all be at analsium.
Speaker 2: I think you're prove my point here though. Now, uh, Nick,
Speaker 2: those are nerds. You're a fan of science fiction. Don't
Speaker 2: get it twisted.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what though. This is what? And also
Speaker 1: my guess was incorrect. I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: play the scene from.
Speaker 2: Revenge Revenge of the Nerds. No, no, no, I've gotten
Speaker 2: much better my production value.
Speaker 1: How long did it take you to find that clip?
Speaker 2: Not that long?
Speaker 1: Did you listen to a fair amount of the Shark?
Speaker 2: It's very enjoyable because it's fun to hear nerds talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hilarious because what's amazing about those people is
Speaker 1: that they literally cannot exist outside of that zoom with
Speaker 1: the others anywhere else on planet Earth. They are scared,
Speaker 1: sweating and scared. I'll give Nick this. If you're a
Speaker 1: big fan of Star Trek, yeah you're a nerd. Star
Speaker 1: Trek as nerdy as fuck.
Speaker 2: Okay, but do you just watch the films or do
Speaker 2: you meet with people and talk about them?
Speaker 1: Well, so you know there's there's levels to it? Fair enough?
Speaker 2: Well, Nick, I hope you.
Speaker 1: Did you watch Black mar yet?
Speaker 2: We were looking. They dropped six episodes. Is there one
Speaker 2: that I should check out?
Speaker 1: I've seen two fucking dog.
Speaker 2: Shit they are? Which one did I watched?
Speaker 1: I read, watched the one with Rashida Jones, and then
Speaker 1: I watched the one at the Chocolate Company.
Speaker 2: The Chocolate Company one caught my eye.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll talk about it another time. We've been going
Speaker 1: long anyway. Sorry, all right, So Alicia is very distracted.
Speaker 1: She's texting with the Greek and Laura asks her twenty
Speaker 1: four year old stew if she's heard of the Brady Bunch. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a stupid question, because no, she has not right.
Speaker 1: And this is when I believe she refers to Serena
Speaker 1: as jan mm right. I think so, yes, just complete
Speaker 1: mean girl stuff from her. And this is where Serena
Speaker 1: is going wrong. She goes, I wanted to be sisters
Speaker 1: at the end of this. Why she doesn't like you?
Speaker 1: She's mean to you? What is the Stockholm syndrome?
Speaker 2: Well, I think she's playing into her own insecurities and
Speaker 2: being open about it. She wants to be.
Speaker 1: Loved, climb out of the hole and kill your captor. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what you have to do. So the charter guests
Speaker 1: arrive Nikita and they are these are hot ladies, hot,
Speaker 1: hot ladies. And I'm did you see how sweaty Nate was?
Speaker 2: Nick?
Speaker 1: No, Nateick, Nick was all hot and bothered.
Speaker 2: Really, I saw him walk in. I thought that was
Speaker 2: the back of poor Nick.
Speaker 1: That was the back of Nate. And I gotta say,
Speaker 1: don't greet people like that. Yeah, he was disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if somebody comes over your house you've been woodworking or
Speaker 1: weed whacking or getting the party together, you change, you
Speaker 1: know what. Greek people just soaked in sweat. Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd sweat that much if I ran
Speaker 2: a marathon. He might be on something.
Speaker 1: Big, mean wild. While we get the tour, we talk
Speaker 1: about the fish, you know. Serena's like, I'm gonna I
Speaker 1: wanna kind of crack salt and scales all over the place,
Speaker 1: and Laura's like, I don't think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Marina and Jason have a little chat about socks, and
Speaker 1: Marina this is you know, you gotta be careful. You
Speaker 1: don't don't call him the R word and slap his ash.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get fired, that's.
Speaker 2: Right, right, But he's looking out for her. In this moment,
Speaker 2: he may realize that some of those little aggressive things
Speaker 2: that she's doing is because she's been trapped in the
Speaker 2: laundry dungeon for eight weeks. Yes, so he suggests to
Speaker 2: Laura that Marina be allowed out of the laundry dungeon too,
Speaker 2: because she deserves some time to shine, and in that moment,
Speaker 2: the sun is basically cleaning showers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is what happened to Gollum. Right,
Speaker 1: you spend too long underground and out of sunlight, you
Speaker 1: start to get a little squirrely.
Speaker 2: Laura will not dead on arrival this request.
Speaker 1: Will not concede to this request because it's too difficult
Speaker 1: to be on service. Right, what would Marina do up there?
Speaker 1: You know, she couldn't serve like poorly made bloody Mary's
Speaker 1: to drunk people. I mean it's impossible. She's not ready
Speaker 1: for that kind of thing, you know. So I get
Speaker 1: where Laura's coming from. Things are running smoothly. I don't
Speaker 1: want to fuck anything out.
Speaker 2: She's got to get in trouble for that though, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see.
Speaker 1: So we get ready for the mob wife party. I
Speaker 1: actually got to give the ladies credit for this. This
Speaker 1: is you know, we've seen the White Party, the Aights party.
Speaker 1: This is different. So we get into a little bit
Speaker 1: of a fight about plates.
Speaker 2: I see both sides here, by the way.
Speaker 1: I see one side, Laura's side. Laura's side, it's an
Speaker 1: Italian dinner. What are you doing serving fucking food on
Speaker 1: coral plate? No, get it out of here.
Speaker 2: The only reason I'm going to take at least here's
Speaker 2: Arena's side is she is in fact the chef, and
Speaker 2: she gets to choose to you know, she's created this
Speaker 2: whole meal.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a higher army.
Speaker 2: It also seems a little late in the we're right
Speaker 2: before service here when we're figuring this out.
Speaker 1: Well, what happened to the chef being the head of everything?
Speaker 2: They are the head of their own department. But I
Speaker 2: do believe that Laura technically has one step over her.
Speaker 1: We've seen men who are chefs aboard this vessel. Boss
Speaker 1: literally everyone around doesn't matter who you are, the boats
Speaker 1: and the chiefs do. I want Serena to get a
Speaker 1: little bit more gusto. So anyways, we get to dinner.
Speaker 1: It's saffron aaron chini balls, two types pasta looked like
Speaker 1: we had a little vodka. Then going on a little
Speaker 1: truffle parm we've got surf and turf with the exoskeleton
Speaker 1: of the sea bug adorned on top of the plate.
Speaker 1: That's a lovely disgust and garnish. And then we get
Speaker 1: to Bruce. He is a snapper and tension is really
Speaker 1: building between Serena and Laura. You're fighting over fish. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is not the Manhattan Project. They all get along.
Speaker 2: They did it in front of Captain Jason too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, come on, guys. All in all, though,
Speaker 1: great dinner, I'd say seventy seven pots.
Speaker 2: It's good to hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we end with a little beer pong. Nick
Speaker 1: is tasked with catching catching ping punk balls. One show
Speaker 1: and listen, I don't know, Nick, Nick could be great.
Speaker 1: This show can't have nerds on it, It really can't.
Speaker 1: There is no tolerance for nerds on this show. They
Speaker 1: don't get fucked up. If they do get fucked up,
Speaker 1: it's sad. They don't have the the kind of fly
Speaker 1: by the night sex addiction that we need that's customary
Speaker 1: with sea rats, you know the show. We've had plenty
Speaker 1: of nerds on this show. They don't work all right,
Speaker 1: Barnaby do you remember Barnaby?
Speaker 2: Well, Barnaby was also an alcohol work was he? I
Speaker 2: think so he was the one that worked. He cooked
Speaker 2: for the Obamas or something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Well, let's hope Nixt and alcohol.
Speaker 2: He taught him how to He taught him how to swim, No,
Speaker 2: not swim, he taught him how to surf. Let's cut
Speaker 2: that out. What do you mean Barnaby bragged about teaching
Speaker 2: the Obamas how to surf?
Speaker 1: And you want to you want to cut the swim
Speaker 1: thing out because of the chef that died.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want people show up but buy house. Actually,
Speaker 2: I don't want a joke about teaching black people the swim.
Speaker 2: Isn't there a thing about them black people?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 1: You know you're not gonna get You're not gonna get okay.
Speaker 1: We end the episode with Nicholas catching pink bunk balls
Speaker 1: and he doesn't do it well, and these women are
Speaker 1: just trying to get some of the awkwardness out of him,
Speaker 1: right because they don't want to be around it anymore. Right,
Speaker 1: it's ruining their vacation. So they decide maybe if you
Speaker 1: to have a little bit of liquor, you'll stop being
Speaker 1: so weird. And the slow most shot is made. He
Speaker 1: has given the tequila shot and Big Red sees it,
Speaker 1: and Big Red is not sure what to do. You know,
Speaker 1: these sea rats they'll really rap. They'll really rap.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I think Big Red if he didn't take accountability, she
Speaker 1: would have shut that right up. The ladder said, this
Speaker 1: guy's a drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god, Nick, Well what I wish you would have done.
Speaker 2: It would have been a cool move, especially as a nerd.
Speaker 2: Is if you took the shot and then you turned
Speaker 2: around and you slowly spit it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he did, but he didn't. He sucked it down.
Speaker 1: He sucked it down like the booze bag. He is
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, we'll drop it on Wednesday and
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