Speaker 1: M let me finish. This is the first time I
Speaker 1: committed a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off
Speaker 1: for it, you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably
Speaker 1: we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You are present my ship,
Speaker 1: were any trash ship? You're worst friend? Do you want
Speaker 1: to know why you're all fucked up? Just look at
Speaker 1: the fucking problems you hang around with.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.
Speaker 2: I'm met and I'm joined today by my friend and
Speaker 2: co host Shane, our.
Speaker 1: Father who are in heaven. How be thy Nizzle?
Speaker 2: Go to your Worst Friend dot com follow us everywhere
Speaker 2: on Twitter and Instagram at Worst Friendcast, go to patreon
Speaker 2: dot com slash worst friend Cast. You get a bonus
Speaker 2: episode every week, access to everything ever recorded, entirely commercial
Speaker 2: free and what else is that?
Speaker 1: It? Everything you get access to all of us.
Speaker 2: I think we're at a little over four hundred hours
Speaker 2: worth of content we've made.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's upsetting. Why It's just like you think about
Speaker 1: what is it that they say ten thousand hours to something?
Speaker 1: Ten thousand hours of a thing makes you an expert?
Speaker 1: At us? That is that? Gladwell, I don't know, it
Speaker 1: could be fucking Hitler. What color is that, dude, Hitler?
Speaker 1: He was beige, staunchly white.
Speaker 2: Actually, wasn't there what was weren't they blackifying people recently?
Speaker 2: I saw something recently like they're like, you know, Babe
Speaker 2: Ruth was black, right, And it was like getting to
Speaker 2: the point where it was kind of silly and they
Speaker 2: were fucking with tinting. Wasn't there something about Hitler being something?
Speaker 2: And it was ironic?
Speaker 1: I guess. I guess it was the dark hair and
Speaker 1: dark eyes that I was ironic. They were pushing for
Speaker 1: the Aryan thing. Yeah, that is I mean a little bit.
Speaker 1: But I mean he could always dye his shit and
Speaker 1: put in some contacts, you know. I think they allow that.
Speaker 1: Otherwise those Jews would just be bleaching their hair. No,
Speaker 1: because you can't fucking do anything. What are they gonna do?
Speaker 1: Chop your nose off? That's a good point. There are
Speaker 1: physical things. Maybe you could take clay and kind of
Speaker 1: mold up the rest of the face around it, so
Speaker 1: it looks like you just have a giant fucking mascot head,
Speaker 1: And what are you gonna do? Just like have a
Speaker 1: giant like an industrial auto fan blasting all the time
Speaker 1: when they come around to keep the storm clouds away. No,
Speaker 1: he has to keep the Nazis away, is what? Oh
Speaker 1: the storm clouds? I got it. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I was literally thinking of it like a mascotthead, and
Speaker 2: my thought went to, like the engineering, like how do
Speaker 2: we keep this cool though?
Speaker 1: You know? Oh yeah, keep the Nazis away with it?
Speaker 1: That's real cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, well go to a Patreon or something.
Speaker 1: I think, what were we talking about? How cool hardcore
Speaker 1: shows are when Nazis come?
Speaker 2: Uh, well save that. We'll have something for that later.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I actually want to talk a little in depth, in
Speaker 2: depth about punk okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, like like the origins of punk, or like a
Speaker 1: subgenre of punk.
Speaker 2: No, like this Puerto Rican kid that like tried to
Speaker 2: break in my car the other day.
Speaker 1: Fucking punk? Oh fucking yeah, Okay, I got you a
Speaker 1: uh what are they called a thug? Well?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now we can say that again. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2: For the next four years and then when President AOC
Speaker 2: gets in its camps for everyone.
Speaker 1: I will vote for AOC when she runs, but I
Speaker 1: think she needs more time to cook. I say, give
Speaker 1: her like twelve years, let her build a long history
Speaker 1: of like legislation and sound bites and all that shit,
Speaker 1: and then let her run. If she runs too early,
Speaker 1: she's just gonna ruin her political career. We might talk
Speaker 1: about that later too, but I do. I'm so if
Speaker 1: people don't know, I don't know. I don't know how.
Speaker 2: You listen to podcasts, but you don't know what's going
Speaker 2: on in the news. Trump won, I guess what apparently, Okay,
Speaker 2: I didn't text it about it during that night. I
Speaker 2: didn't text Andrew either. I wasn't gonna just I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna do anything political. I was just gonna say, let
Speaker 2: it play out and then wherever it goes from here,
Speaker 2: I hope shit works out good.
Speaker 1: And this and that. I don't know politics as well
Speaker 1: as other people. They said, this was a like a
Speaker 1: decisive victory, right, Yeah, it's a good thing that it
Speaker 1: was so decisive, right because if it was any closer,
Speaker 1: if it was just a little close, you know, it
Speaker 1: would have absolutely looked like especially if Kamala won, it
Speaker 1: would have been like another call for fraud, you know,
Speaker 1: like another reason to think there was some sort of Shenanigan.
Speaker 1: So in a way, even though Trump won for me
Speaker 1: as somebody who didn't want him to, it's good that
Speaker 1: he won by a landslide because now there's no reason
Speaker 1: for anybody to bitch about fraud or rigging or anything
Speaker 1: like that. Like it was so decisively in Trump's favor
Speaker 1: when there was a Biden White House. It's obviously a
Speaker 1: fair election. You know. I think Bill Maher said that
Speaker 1: same thing. Oh really, okay, great, I'm as good as
Speaker 1: Bill Maher. He also said that other thing you say sometimes, Ah,
Speaker 1: so fucking high And I just want to come on
Speaker 1: black checks. Hey, Quentin, so tell me about this movie
Speaker 1: from the nineteen sixties while I sip on brandy. He's
Speaker 1: a real And then I like, could you talk about
Speaker 1: the regular guy? You know? Juice is what regular guys?
Speaker 1: He describes regular guys like just your normal regular American
Speaker 1: as like basically the Marlboro man, except kind of a
Speaker 1: pussy now he has He's the worst person in terms
Speaker 1: of having a feel on what like the average middle
Speaker 1: class person, you know, a factory worker with coveralls and boots,
Speaker 1: a regular guy just like you and me. He would
Speaker 1: be disgusted by that. Me. I'm just mildly turned off.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, you were talking about the oh
Speaker 1: I was saying that, Yeah, the election was clearly not rigged.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like if you if you have been living
Speaker 1: under a rock, you still probably heard the news. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was impossible to avoid. And I won't say like
Speaker 1: the MAGA guys are going out and celebrating like boisterously.
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing like a bunch of like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not like Iran with a with a bunch of
Speaker 1: guys with AK forty seven's blasting countless rounds up into
Speaker 1: the air while they drive a convoy down the highway.
Speaker 1: You know, like they've been pretty tame in their their
Speaker 1: victory so far, at least in real life, not on
Speaker 1: the internet. But it what's it called? It has been
Speaker 1: I noticed for libs like myself, like yeah, very like
Speaker 1: just like what the fuck? What the hell you know?
Speaker 1: And then you're you're kind of rethinking, like do I
Speaker 1: really understand the other side? Am I really seeing their
Speaker 1: point of view? Am I really? Am I really getting
Speaker 1: where they're coming from? And I feel like I do
Speaker 1: have a grasp on the other side. But it's clear
Speaker 1: that the Democratic Party does not.
Speaker 2: You know, It's that is such a like a great
Speaker 2: thing to hear another human being saying, because I've heard
Speaker 2: so many people say in the last few days the opposite.
Speaker 1: Just pushing harder.
Speaker 2: And it's like, all right, I'll be dumb here, what
Speaker 2: exactly are identity politics?
Speaker 1: Well, I would say identity politics are trying to get
Speaker 1: a whole group of folks who all identify with a
Speaker 1: certain thing, whether it be an ethnicity or a job,
Speaker 1: or an ideology or religion something, and then uniting them
Speaker 1: under your political front. So like, it's pretty easy to
Speaker 1: see how everything divides up. Like Christians, right, Like most Christians,
Speaker 1: if they're fervent Christians are probably going to have similar
Speaker 1: political views, right. And it's more than just oh, well,
Speaker 1: they live similar lifestyles because they're Christians. It's because one,
Speaker 1: they probably have values that are similar, and then those
Speaker 1: values are co opted by politicians and then used as
Speaker 1: a way as a front for wrangling voters. And then
Speaker 1: on the dem side, I remember one was a Latin
Speaker 1: X right trying to get a bunch of Latin American
Speaker 1: voters on the liberal side, and it's like, hey, we're
Speaker 1: Latin X. I remember AOC said it on a live stream.
Speaker 1: I'm LATINX. It's like the ideas you're trying to identify
Speaker 1: with a group of people and then get them on
Speaker 1: your side based solely on their identity, not really identifying
Speaker 1: with any issue that's specific to the community or appealing
Speaker 1: to why they would benefit from your side or your position.
Speaker 1: In this take, it's simply on the basis of the
Speaker 1: identity itself.
Speaker 2: So that would be like having no regard for a
Speaker 2: gay guy's opinions about stuff, just going you're a gay guy,
Speaker 2: you should be with us, or on the other side,
Speaker 2: like you're a klansman, you should be with us, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: and even more secretly, you don't know he's a black clansman.
Speaker 2: He can't even be on your team. Yeah, And then
Speaker 2: and then think about like so, like the trans thing
Speaker 2: is one thing, right, So it's.
Speaker 1: Like whoever made this a decisive issue is irrelevant whether
Speaker 1: it was the right or left that put rusted into
Speaker 1: the public sphere and made it seem like this crisis.
Speaker 1: The trans issue is a great example because it's like
Speaker 1: on the left side, they rather than engage with serious
Speaker 1: discussions about certain trans issues. A lot of the time
Speaker 1: people might get labeled as transphobic or the conversation might
Speaker 1: just get shut down when there's a genuine criticism or
Speaker 1: concern or something like that. And that is that is
Speaker 1: another symptom of identity politics, where it's like, hey, this
Speaker 1: issue is off the table. You can't talk about it
Speaker 1: because that would make you islamophobic or transphobic or racist
Speaker 1: or whatever. That's another like, you know, like branch of
Speaker 1: the identity politics tree.
Speaker 2: Let me play a clip for you, because this is
Speaker 2: kind of touches on that and it kind of reminds
Speaker 2: me of, Oh, my point was just going to be.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't know if this is
Speaker 2: an example of identity politics working or not working.
Speaker 1: Well, they clearly don't work right, because.
Speaker 2: But wouldn't you say the Trump campaign also used identity
Speaker 2: politics like you're an American rite or you're a guy
Speaker 2: whoo dog whistle.
Speaker 1: You know. No, No, I don't think that. I think
Speaker 1: it was more based around one the personality of Trump
Speaker 1: right as a disruptor.
Speaker 2: People are sick, well, but we know why maybe he
Speaker 2: won tell me? Are you telling me why? I'm why
Speaker 2: politics are not?
Speaker 1: Why? Yes? Okay, apologics. So if it was identity politics,
Speaker 1: he would be appealing to people specifically of certain groups, right,
Speaker 1: But he doesn't actually do that. He doesn't actually say like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, like I am this and you are that,
Speaker 1: so we're the same.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: He literally he picks out the issues that people are
Speaker 1: concerned about, and again, whoever raised these concerns is irrelevant.
Speaker 1: But it's like, you're concerned about the border, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fix the border. You're concerned about spending so much money
Speaker 1: in Ukraine. I will fix that in twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: you know, and regardless of what, oh you're you're worried
Speaker 1: about trans people, I'll sign a bill day one that
Speaker 1: undoes Biden's trans executive order that he did on day one.
Speaker 1: You know, like all these things you know that that
Speaker 1: are like specifically tailored to the issues themselves and not
Speaker 1: about a group of people, not about it being like
Speaker 1: hey you're this, Oh we love that. Come on in. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh, there's so many illegals coming in
Speaker 1: and taking jobs. Well I'm gonna I'm gonna fix it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Let me but let me ask you, isn't that what
Speaker 2: it is? I'm American, you're American. They're trying to take
Speaker 2: your job, They're trying to come and steal our country?
Speaker 2: Could American be like a qualified by the way, I
Speaker 2: would say, I don't know what, I don't know what
Speaker 2: my tone is. I'm not being content. I literally am
Speaker 2: trying to understand this.
Speaker 1: I don't like the vaguest sense of identity politics right
Speaker 1: because it's more like nationalistic isolationists. It's it's not about
Speaker 1: the identity itself, it's about everything that's America, right. You
Speaker 1: you you, you guys are worried about gas prices. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna bring industry back here. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drill here. I'm going to make sure the
Speaker 1: gas prices go down, and then you guys can keep
Speaker 1: driving your your Chevy trucks or whatever it is, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's like people aren't really worried about the border,
Speaker 1: they're not really worried about gas price. If you're worried
Speaker 1: about gas prices, right, logically, rationally, when gas started to
Speaker 1: get higher and higher years ago, instead of buying another
Speaker 1: suv or a pickup truck or a sports car that
Speaker 1: just fucking guzzles gas, you would start thinking more economic, right,
Speaker 1: more conscious about it, because it's like, hey, I see
Speaker 1: the economy changing, I see the world changing. I see
Speaker 1: what's happening around me. I see the price is going
Speaker 1: up on this ship more and more and more. You
Speaker 1: would probably start trying to think about saving money. But
Speaker 1: it's it's not about that. It's about you want to
Speaker 1: have your truck. You want to have or you need
Speaker 1: your truck for your job, or you need your van
Speaker 1: or your SUV for your kids. Some some some people
Speaker 1: do yes. But but but even if that was the case,
Speaker 1: the like the the people responsible for needing to fix
Speaker 1: that would be doing it right. But the real thing
Speaker 1: is that people just want ship to stay a certain way.
Speaker 1: They don't want certain things to change. And Trump has
Speaker 1: recognized fears concerns all these things in law the large
Speaker 1: mass of America, and he speaks about them, and he's
Speaker 1: able to speak convince enough to a large amount of
Speaker 1: people to quell those fears. I think even I think
Speaker 1: even people who know he's a bullshitter, they like, even again,
Speaker 1: this is like, this is just a really hard mindset
Speaker 1: for me to put myself in. But the fact that
Speaker 1: he's a bullshitter doesn't bother them in the slightest, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like it's just the fact that he is different
Speaker 1: than every other politician, and that's a quality that the
Speaker 1: Democrats haven't tapped into at all. You know what it is?
Speaker 2: I think I'll tell you what it is. I think
Speaker 2: we look at the president now in a way, and
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's been since Trump or since
Speaker 2: Obama or since you know, Taft for all, I fucking knew.
Speaker 2: I look at the president as a guy who does
Speaker 2: I know it sounds ridiculous, but I do feel this
Speaker 2: way make deals with other countries and this and that,
Speaker 2: and like, Okay, we're gonna do this, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: He's a negotiator in a sense, especially negotiating even just
Speaker 2: gathering support from the American people for something that maybe
Speaker 2: was unpopular in Congress or whatever it was. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying Trump does that. I'm saying that's how
Speaker 2: I kind of see it.
Speaker 1: So if you told me I had somebody, look, I
Speaker 1: think the world is kind of a rough, like shitty
Speaker 1: place sometimes, especially if you've been in like the business
Speaker 1: world or office world or any of that shit, especially
Speaker 1: if you've played any kind of business politics or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, how valuable it is to be friends with
Speaker 1: the bullshitter. So I look at Trump and I go,
Speaker 1: if he is going to bullshit through this, hopefully it's
Speaker 1: to build on his massively narcissistic ego, and he will
Speaker 1: want to go out as a president that did great
Speaker 1: things for the country, not for the guy who lost
Speaker 1: seventy percent of like, you know, support in his last
Speaker 1: year or whatever. You're you're assuming that he's like thinking
Speaker 1: about it through like rational eyes though, right, Like I
Speaker 1: feel I agree with you, like, and that's my hope,
Speaker 1: right is that there's like a piece of him that
Speaker 1: is like so calculated and so forward thinking. That's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: when I when I get into office, I'm going to
Speaker 1: prove everybody wrong, my detractors and my supporters, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna fix the whole fucking world in four years.
Speaker 1: I would, dude, I would kneel down and kiss the
Speaker 1: feet he walked on if he just like became a
Speaker 1: pillar of excellence when he gets in office, I just
Speaker 1: I just don't see that, because I I see somebody
Speaker 1: with a different working in his mind. You know, It's
Speaker 1: like he's not He's not going to be that that
Speaker 1: thinking about the future like that, he's going to be
Speaker 1: very much more in the moment. A lot of the time,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be And even even if he wants to
Speaker 1: be that person, it's going to be really hard to
Speaker 1: be that person because he's been a certain type of
Speaker 1: person for seventy something years.
Speaker 2: You know, Well, he's been a person that's building legacy
Speaker 2: for all those years, right, which means it means something
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 1: It does. That's what That's what the gold is. That's
Speaker 1: what all that shit is. That's like white trash.
Speaker 2: Legacy building type of stuff. Look at that building with
Speaker 2: my name on it. You guys don't even build him anymore.
Speaker 2: You just put the names on him, now, right, That's
Speaker 2: that is good. It's really hard to shake that white
Speaker 2: trash though, you know, oh yeah it is. And he is,
Speaker 2: without a doubt white trash. And I bet he would
Speaker 2: if he really considered it and was, you know, on
Speaker 2: some kind of zodium pentathal to get the truth out
Speaker 2: of him. I think he'd be like, hey, yeah, I
Speaker 2: understand why that's trashy, but I like how it looks,
Speaker 2: or I like this, or I like whatever, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Here's a video I want to play for you if
Speaker 2: somebody not quite in the same mindset as you, and
Speaker 2: I think that is the mindset. And I think Trump
Speaker 2: is again an anomaly, because I think after twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: it wasn't it wasn't like pack up and you know,
Speaker 2: go home or figure out what we did wrong or whatever.
Speaker 2: It was screaming, get louder and then we're gonna get
Speaker 2: it back, and somehow it fucking worked.
Speaker 1: So I think I, ah, was it? I almost called
Speaker 1: it Howard? Is that Dean Kaine was Dean Howard Kane. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: all right, here's a clip. Oh.
Speaker 2: My point that I was just trying to make was,
Speaker 2: you know, I mumbled and stumbled through. It was just
Speaker 2: that I think after a loss, you have to sit
Speaker 2: down and like assess and go, I know what my
Speaker 2: priorities are. What are the priorities of the Democratic Party,
Speaker 2: And what do I think the priorities.
Speaker 1: Are of like actual just regular everyday people, you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you know, I think you're you know here, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna amend my statement. I
Speaker 1: think you're right. I think Trump is sam I learned shit,
Speaker 1: fuck them, they stole this election. You know, actually, I
Speaker 1: think I think Trump is thinking big picture like you
Speaker 1: now that like you're describing. I just think that he's
Speaker 1: doing it with a really skewed perspective. Now. Now, even
Speaker 1: though he speaks to the everyman, you know, even though
Speaker 1: he speaks to like people on their level, to it
Speaker 1: to a point where they they feel that he's so
Speaker 1: genuine and he is, he really is. He's the same
Speaker 1: with everybody. But he he's going to want to build
Speaker 1: a legacy, right and appeal to his supporters, right, And
Speaker 1: I I don't know that he actually has a great
Speaker 1: grasp on the people themselves. He was able to key
Speaker 1: in on issues, you know, and and it's really it's
Speaker 1: just a process of elimination, right, Like you just find
Speaker 1: out what what are these people talking about the most?
Speaker 1: What are they screaming about the most? What are they
Speaker 1: bitching about the most? And and you talk to them
Speaker 1: on their level, and he seems really good at that,
Speaker 1: but fuck, where was they going? Oh? The he he
Speaker 1: he will be wanting to appeal to his base, right,
Speaker 1: He'll be wanting to take the biggest number of people
Speaker 1: possible to spread the legend of Trump and build that
Speaker 1: legacy for him when he's gone, and that could include
Speaker 1: some Again, I don't want to like go down a
Speaker 1: rabbit hole, but it could include some pretty awful things
Speaker 1: like I I just don't want to imagine RFK has
Speaker 1: any sort of anything like could you imagine if school
Speaker 1: lunches consisted of bear meat? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, but could you do you imagine reassessing school lunches?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, I would love to reassess school school lunch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 2: Would you like to get healthier food in if possible,
Speaker 2: but also tastier food if possible?
Speaker 1: Is it? No? No, I want my kid eating twinkies.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get him fatter so he could become
Speaker 1: a TikTok star. Dude, you can show me. You could
Speaker 1: show you could show me so he could become a TikTok.
Speaker 1: I think I thought they were only popular if they
Speaker 1: were skinny on TikTok. No, you could do you could
Speaker 1: you could get little Deontay doing muck banks. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought I thought that was porn. No, no, it's
Speaker 1: just eating. It's a lot. Yeah I thought I was
Speaker 1: eating porn. No no, no, no, okay, well no, it
Speaker 1: sounds like it right, like a pokemon. Well, I see
Speaker 1: it on porn sites all the time, muck bank. No,
Speaker 1: but uh the oh, you could find a study that'll
Speaker 1: say like, oh, you know, a roadkill bear has more
Speaker 1: nutrients than a twinkie. But I still don't want my
Speaker 1: kid to eat the road killed bear over the twinkie.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Okay, look here is some porn. You're right, just made
Speaker 2: another sale. The title of this video in my.
Speaker 1: Feed is eating a foreskin sandwich. That's an interesting mukbang.
Speaker 1: I agree. Where do you get foreskin? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'll say this when talking about appointments and this and that,
Speaker 2: I do very much like that. He immediately said, hey,
Speaker 2: we won't be having Nicky Haley or Mike Pompeo.
Speaker 1: Because they are two real big warhawks. Yeah, there's not
Speaker 1: big jerk offs. What how do you see this going
Speaker 1: positive in a way? You like?
Speaker 2: Like, I understand what you said, but like detail, like
Speaker 2: close timeline, like do you want to.
Speaker 1: See did you like seeing so the other? Okay, let
Speaker 1: me play this video reset, then we'll talk about like
Speaker 1: moving forward what we think I mean? Of course I
Speaker 1: fucking lost it. Uh. It was the one with that
Speaker 1: fucking big old lady in the big shirt. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it was this one.
Speaker 2: So again, what I was saying is it's great that
Speaker 2: you're like, hey, we need to step back and maybe
Speaker 2: figure out what the next step is rather than just
Speaker 2: going no, they're the ones.
Speaker 1: Who don't get it, let's push harder. Well, let me
Speaker 1: be clear, I still feel that way, but I understand
Speaker 1: that they feel the same about me. You know, you understand.
Speaker 1: I understand that even though I'm looking at my opponents
Speaker 1: and being like, Okay, these people are not thinking about
Speaker 1: this logically, I'm able to see from their point of view, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this guy over here, Shane doesn't understand
Speaker 1: how fucked the system is. And it's how like how
Speaker 1: him appealing to me about how we could fix the
Speaker 1: climate and the EPA and how the what is it?
Speaker 1: The CDC, the pandemic Relief team, how Trump got rid
Speaker 1: of them and then we had a pandemic and all
Speaker 1: this it doesn't mean shit because it's all corrupt, Like
Speaker 1: we have to fix it from the ground up before,
Speaker 1: like I totally get the other side, or Shane just
Speaker 1: doesn't get it. He doesn't understand that there are literally
Speaker 1: twelve million illegal immigrants living here right now, and that's
Speaker 1: the reason I haven't been able to get a job
Speaker 1: for six months. I get that these perspectives exist, but
Speaker 1: I still think that my opponents are not thinking rationally,
Speaker 1: and that's that's the disconnect, right, That's where we have
Speaker 1: to try and find a middle ground where it's like
Speaker 1: I have to understand that my not enemies, but my
Speaker 1: opponents or my political rivals or whoever, are thinking about
Speaker 1: how to solve problems from an emotional perspective. And that
Speaker 1: is not meaning that I have to get emotional, but
Speaker 1: it means I have to play their game in some way,
Speaker 1: and I don't really know how to do that.
Speaker 2: You know, can you understand that people on the other side,
Speaker 2: I think people on your side are also living purely
Speaker 2: on emotion.
Speaker 1: Sure, okay, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, especially with like trans
Speaker 1: ideology stuff, especially with climate change. Oh, you know, like
Speaker 1: they're they're afraid that the oceans are gonna boil, you know,
Speaker 1: like they're they're literally afraid of a boogeyman. They can't
Speaker 1: even see when we have you know, terrorists, you know,
Speaker 1: beheading babies and raping women in the streets in Israel
Speaker 1: and laughing about it, posting videos online, you know, like
Speaker 1: there's real problem, Like I get it, I understand.
Speaker 2: I honestly, I don't see climate change is one of
Speaker 2: the emotional ones. I see that as like that one's
Speaker 2: more like lot, like your argument is logic. The emotional
Speaker 2: ones to me are like Jason is not Jason. He's
Speaker 2: Jill and he's seven and next year we're going to
Speaker 2: have him on hormone blockers. And it's like, yeah, don't
Speaker 2: you understand that Jason will kill himself? If I mean,
Speaker 2: that's like, hey, dude, I maybe we should put him
Speaker 2: in a straight jacket then, like, if he's threatening to
Speaker 2: kill himself, I don't know what to tell you. Anyone
Speaker 2: else who threatens to kill themselves should probably get a
Speaker 2: what is it fifty one to fifty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think ten fifty six is a suicide.
Speaker 1: I think no, I agree, but I and just to
Speaker 1: be to be fair, I like, I my only hang
Speaker 1: up there is like Okay, I feel like those people
Speaker 1: are not engaging with the literature. But again, these are
Speaker 1: people who feel like that the whole establishment is corrupt, right,
Speaker 1: like data can be skewed in any way. Scientists are
Speaker 1: paid off corporations all have their own scientists. It's big pharma.
Speaker 1: I get it. You know, they don't trust my data,
Speaker 1: and I don't trust theirs. We're like, we're kind of
Speaker 1: at a stalemate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then there's some yeah, yeah, all right. Let
Speaker 2: me play this clip for you of another grown man
Speaker 2: telling a grown man telling another grown man how to
Speaker 2: speak and how he'll accept it.
Speaker 1: Oh, this was just I already don't like the way
Speaker 1: this sounds. It's not racist, it's not fun, but you
Speaker 1: know it's okay, And why are we watching it? I
Speaker 1: think there are a lot of families out there who
Speaker 1: don't believe boys should play girls sports. They're not. I'm
Speaker 1: not going.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, my daughter did pornography with a trans person
Speaker 2: on her only fans.
Speaker 1: I will not listen to it. I made Chindler's List.
Speaker 1: You're creating the trainees like Jews. Wait a minute, does
Speaker 1: he really have a trans daughter Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 2: No, he had a He has an adopted daughter that
Speaker 2: did only fans.
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, well, well I don't want to see
Speaker 1: it if she doesn't look like him. No she's black.
Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe I will show it out.
Speaker 2: All right, So again, this guy I felt like was
Speaker 2: learning or trying to this man was learning. Good for him,
Speaker 2: you know, speaking down to him, but he's kind of
Speaker 2: preaching that thing like, hey, not everyone has the same
Speaker 2: perspective in this guy, this fucking old weather controller over here,
Speaker 2: loses his mind and just like, hey, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: hear it. I swear I thought he was going to
Speaker 2: call him boy. I swear to God, I thought he
Speaker 2: was going to call him boy.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. So this is a great, a great example
Speaker 1: where it would like, so, yeah, obviously this libtard fuck him, right,
Speaker 1: but the conservative guy too. This is where, like meeting
Speaker 1: your opponent on their playing field could really come in
Speaker 1: handy in actually pushing discussions forward. So if you have
Speaker 1: an understanding of how your opponent feels, right, if you know,
Speaker 1: referring to a trans little boy or girl as their
Speaker 1: birth sex rather than the one they want to be
Speaker 1: identified as, if you know that's going to be a
Speaker 1: triggering issue for the person you're sparring with, right, it
Speaker 1: could behoove you to adopt the language of your opponents.
Speaker 1: And if you're able to speak to them on their terms,
Speaker 1: what are they going to flip out at you about? Right? So,
Speaker 1: if he had just simply said, and again I'm not
Speaker 1: using this as like you should polluse his language. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if you meet your opponent on their playing field, then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're having an actual discussion. Right. So,
Speaker 1: if he had said something like so, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of parents out there who don't want their children playing
Speaker 1: sports with other children who identify as a sex other
Speaker 1: than the one they were assigned at birth, because they
Speaker 1: feel it may endow some sort of advantage, especially in
Speaker 1: contacts worts for example, you know that may have and
Speaker 1: who knows, Steven Spielberg might have blown up either way.
Speaker 1: I mean, it might have been fucking saving Private Ryan,
Speaker 1: the fucking D Day scene all up on this fucking panel.
Speaker 1: But I think that would have helped at least get
Speaker 1: to the next, the next talking point, the next like
Speaker 1: bullet point in this conversation before one of them blew
Speaker 1: their top. You know, now it's over.
Speaker 2: Unless your point was, Hey, why did Kamala Harris lose?
Speaker 2: Let me show people how these people lose their fucking
Speaker 2: minds over a simple pronoun. I've seen every political commentator
Speaker 2: come out and say, uh, the biggest or the best
Speaker 2: it was James Carville, who's a Democrat. It was Luntz,
Speaker 2: who I think was a Republican but now is kind
Speaker 2: of independent. There's a few big name pole guys who've
Speaker 2: watched all these campaigns and they said the best ad
Speaker 2: that was run during this campaign cycle was a Trump
Speaker 2: one that said, uh, he's for you, she's for me.
Speaker 2: Then I saw that, Yeah, something like that, like something
Speaker 2: along those lines, And yeah, I guess. But I think
Speaker 2: this thought behind this is, no, we're not going to
Speaker 2: come to your playing field anymore if you want to
Speaker 2: be the progressive, if you want to push us forward.
Speaker 1: They've never come to the progressive playing field. That's the
Speaker 1: thing though. Well, I mean they have gay marriage passed, right,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really know what that has to
Speaker 1: do with this issue. I mean, like on this issue,
Speaker 1: on this issue specifically for a transfer, that's because they
Speaker 1: think it's nuts. They think it's totally nuts, right. I agree.
Speaker 1: So like again, like that's another point where it's like
Speaker 1: there's just a complete failure. Right. So it's like you
Speaker 1: you have from from my perspective, it's like you have
Speaker 1: your opponent saying, Okay, well this is just mental illness
Speaker 1: or whatever. And instead of like having a discussion about
Speaker 1: like okay, well what does that mean? You know, like
Speaker 1: how how how do you think we should treat mental illness?
Speaker 1: Are all mental illnesses treated the same? Have you looked
Speaker 1: at the literature for how any mental illnesses are treated?
Speaker 1: Like what? Like what is what is your take on
Speaker 1: the medical establishment as a whole, Cause it's like if
Speaker 1: you if you're doubting the opinion of the trans science,
Speaker 1: well then maybe you should be doubting the the consensus
Speaker 1: on you know, diabetes science or like they're like.
Speaker 2: But what happens when there's conflicting science? Like did you
Speaker 2: see all those big European agencies the countries no longer
Speaker 2: will give kids hormone blockers and a lot of the
Speaker 2: major countries over there, Norway, you the UK, this and that,
Speaker 2: and they're scientists and their major you know whatever organizations
Speaker 2: have come out and said it's a terrible mistake to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Oh well, have to look at their reasoning and who
Speaker 1: these you know, like who they are and everything. But
Speaker 1: either way like it.
Speaker 2: But my point is like what do you do when
Speaker 2: there's conflicting like everything? Again, there's your evidence you have,
Speaker 2: and so.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, what do you do? What do
Speaker 1: you what do you mean? What do you do? When
Speaker 1: there's conflicting science, There's there's always conflicting science, Like.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, sometimes it gets shut down. What happened? Like,
Speaker 2: how do you engage with.
Speaker 1: A Christian if you're gonna talk to him about stuff
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: Like you think, well, I mean you think he is
Speaker 2: just off his gourd, right a Christian for his beliefs
Speaker 2: or any kind of like super religious person. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm not I mean, words in your mouth. I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. I mean, it's like there's like
Speaker 1: levels of description, right, So, like I think that any
Speaker 1: supernatural belief, yeah, is it's fucking stupid and crazy and
Speaker 1: it's childish. But I recognize that more than half of
Speaker 1: the world believes in that shit. More than fifty percent
Speaker 1: of the entire world believes in either Heaven, Hell, God
Speaker 1: and afterlife spirits, goes, ancestors, all that shit like I
Speaker 1: I and then even more with the conspiracy theory shit.
Speaker 1: So I used to get kind of defensive, right because
Speaker 1: I had this this belief where it's like I believe
Speaker 1: that Look, if you're if you're really into a religion
Speaker 1: like that where you're you're talking to an imaginary man
Speaker 1: in the sky and you think he's actually there. It's
Speaker 1: not just a therapy for you. It's not like a
Speaker 1: meditation session. You think that like you're going to go somewhere,
Speaker 1: Like if you really put thought into it and you
Speaker 1: believe it, then I think you're living in a delusion.
Speaker 1: And I used I used to get kind of defensive
Speaker 1: because people would be like, oh, you think half the word,
Speaker 1: you think more than how you think three quarters of
Speaker 1: the world are living in delusion. And then after this
Speaker 1: election fraud shit, and yeah, just how even though religion
Speaker 1: is dying out, it's still going down in the US
Speaker 1: and other countries. Spiritual New Age shit is on the rise,
Speaker 1: Like conspiracy theories are on the rise, Like people need
Speaker 1: that stuff to believe in. They need this mysterious, fantastical shit,
Speaker 1: like they're comfort seeking machines and this is a part
Speaker 1: of their biology. And I still think, yes, you're living
Speaker 1: in delusion, but I also yes, I think that most
Speaker 1: of the world is. You know, It's like it's I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to be disparaging. I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: like talking down to people. But I really do think
Speaker 1: that if you have honestly thought about these things rationally
Speaker 1: and you still believe them that they're actually going to
Speaker 1: happen and they really come true and all that stuff
Speaker 1: goes tough really there, then you are delusional or you're lying.
Speaker 1: And if you want to say like, well it makes
Speaker 1: me feel better, well then find it makes you feel better.
Speaker 1: But like I said, that's not you really believing it.
Speaker 1: That's right meeting you almost don't believe it. It's almost
Speaker 1: like using as yeah, but aren't you do you? That's
Speaker 1: the exact same way they feel about trans people. Uh sure,
Speaker 1: with language and stuff like you'll never actually be a woman. No,
Speaker 1: just that they'll never actually be a woman. That's what
Speaker 1: they feel. It's crazy and delusional to think that you
Speaker 1: could take a kid and put them. I'm just I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can ever become a woman either.
Speaker 1: Like like the I don't believe the body of christ'
Speaker 1: that's you. That's not all of them, they a lot
Speaker 1: of them. I mean, that guy just lost his fucking
Speaker 1: mind over a pronoun. Sure I understand that, but it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so just how I was saying with gas prices. How
Speaker 1: when people are complaining about something, it's it's a little
Speaker 1: different than what they're expressing, especially I they're getting really
Speaker 1: emotional like that, right, So like this guy is expressing
Speaker 1: something different, right, He's not expressing a firmly held belief,
Speaker 1: just like a Catholic usually is not expressing a belief
Speaker 1: that the Eucharist turns into the body of Christ. It's
Speaker 1: like this guy is saying, Hey, you're being transphobic. You're
Speaker 1: you're saying that these kids can't and they can because
Speaker 1: they can in their mind and it makes them feel better.
Speaker 1: Like that's that's the hang up, right, Like it's like
Speaker 1: he's he's stuck on this this code for you're a transphobe,
Speaker 1: which is that boys can become girls or girls can
Speaker 1: become girls women. But it's like if you grill, if
Speaker 1: you if you held him down and you just like
Speaker 1: you put his feet to the fire, and if you
Speaker 1: put his feet to the fire, do you I do
Speaker 1: not believe that that person would honestly believe that he
Speaker 1: he thinks that boys physically change from boys to girls
Speaker 1: when they become trance, like he like, if you ask there,
Speaker 1: does their DNA change? I like, do they get an
Speaker 1: X Y chromosome or vice versa. I I don't think
Speaker 1: he would.
Speaker 2: I think you'd get called transphobic for even questioning that.
Speaker 2: That's what I think is crazy.
Speaker 1: Right, But that's that's yeah, you would. But that's the
Speaker 1: thing is like that, that's what they're expressing, right, They're
Speaker 1: expressing that they think you are a transphobe for even
Speaker 1: asking it. Yes, uh huh, Like it's it's not an
Speaker 1: honest engagement with any of the actual science, the material,
Speaker 1: the arguments, the emotions of the right argument. Right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, let's just watch a little more. I just
Speaker 1: want to see him freak out again. They don't believe
Speaker 1: boys should play a girls sports. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: slur boy is a slur boy? Yeah, you're calling my
Speaker 1: daughter who was born with a giant dick. Uh he him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you boy. How's that sound? How's that sound?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna make a monkey noises at him.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's what I'm gonna call every black
Speaker 1: fellow I see, boy. Yeah. The uh, the thing I
Speaker 1: was saying about these fellas is like I feel like
Speaker 1: the black guy was probably trying to to make his case.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the white dude shut it down. It's right, right,
Speaker 1: It's instant. It's like, oh, this guy is a bigot,
Speaker 1: this guy thinks this, and it's I I heard a word,
Speaker 1: and now I've judged him. I've made up my mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there really has to be an effort made to understand
Speaker 1: the position of your opponent and and get like, hey,
Speaker 1: this guy j anyoninely doesn't believe that boys can become
Speaker 1: girls in the way that I'm saying. So I feel like,
Speaker 1: for for Democrats, for Libs, if you're trying to argue this,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to die on this hill, the only
Speaker 1: logical reasonable way to do it is to just say
Speaker 1: flat out like, look, I don't I don't think that
Speaker 1: a boy physically becomes a girl. But it's just fucking
Speaker 1: rude and mean to refer to somebody as something other
Speaker 1: than what they're asking to be called, you know, Like, so,
Speaker 1: don't be a fucking dick. I get that. But I
Speaker 1: also the sports thing we've talked about them, Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the sports thing I think is it should be I
Speaker 1: think you made a good point once where it should
Speaker 1: be a sport by sport basis didn't you tell me
Speaker 1: that once? Because I think I said, I don't give
Speaker 1: a shit about chess. You made out? What about cross
Speaker 1: country running? Endurance? Men are men have bigger muscles? You know?
Speaker 1: Men are not better in a durance sports. That's because
Speaker 1: money specifically, Well, yeah, it's the thing that human beings
Speaker 1: as a special He was the last time a woman
Speaker 1: won the New York Marathon? I feel like women win
Speaker 1: marathons all the time. I know, the New York Marathon
Speaker 1: I don't know. And for that specific one, Let's see,
Speaker 1: when was the last time whoops or something there? When
Speaker 1: was the last time some bitch won the New York Marathon?
Speaker 1: Let's see? Okay, uh, let's see here are the winners
Speaker 1: of New York Marathon. I don't know. Well, there was
Speaker 1: this time who is Sela? I don't know? Oh won
Speaker 1: the women's marathon won the men's marathon. Well that's weird.
Speaker 1: I bet their times weren't really that close either, if
Speaker 1: we're being on. Let's see, let's see what do what
Speaker 1: was that? The Oh? I guess we could just do
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three New York City Marathon results. You people
Speaker 1: like googling, Yeah, dude, googling is like, that's basically what
Speaker 1: internet usage is now, right, It's like Google and then
Speaker 1: they have the YouTube, and then on YouTube there's a
Speaker 1: lot of videos of people using Google, the worst ones. Oh,
Speaker 1: holy fuck. You haven't seen it on Twitter? Have you
Speaker 1: seen at all what Don Lemon's been posting? Don Lemon?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is Don Lemon?
Speaker 2: Is the gay guy from CNN? I know that doesn't
Speaker 2: break it down well enough. Gay black guy that's making
Speaker 2: it Don Lemon. You would know his face of I'm
Speaker 2: thinking of this guy.
Speaker 1: No, this guy diversity, equity, inclusion, all right, that's the target. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gay as shit. Oh man, I'm really disappoint Uh.
Speaker 2: He's been doing this lately. So he'll watch like a
Speaker 2: profound video even though it's sorry, that's not it, and
Speaker 2: he just like looks into the camera and he has
Speaker 2: a little over here.
Speaker 1: Here's one.
Speaker 4: There's this sense right that whiteness right is under threat,
Speaker 4: the demographic shifts the country asn't.
Speaker 1: What He doesn't say anything, though, he just nods his
Speaker 1: head like brother said something right there. Oh that's the
Speaker 1: most cringe content I feel like on Twitch. Look, his
Speaker 1: mouth doesn't open. I'm scanning through this. His mouth doesn't
Speaker 1: open at one point. Yeah, yeah, I feel like on
Speaker 1: the Twitch platform they will kick you off, they'll ban
Speaker 1: you for this. Wait a minute, let's say believe that.
Speaker 1: And the reason I think you didn't even hear him
Speaker 1: say it. I think his audio is turned off anyway,
Speaker 1: fuck don lemon. All right, let's see the runners. They
Speaker 1: got a wheelchair one gross right, dude, don't let them
Speaker 1: run first place? Fall hours? Two hours? Is that two hours? Uh? Huh?
Speaker 1: God damn. Isn't it like twenty seven miles or twenty
Speaker 1: six miles? I feel like I could do that.
Speaker 2: You're fucking gay as shit anyway, time two hours, four minutes,
Speaker 2: fifty eight seconds. His pace is four to forty six
Speaker 2: second six No, very fucking good. To twenty seven is
Speaker 2: the best for a woman?
Speaker 1: Two twenty seven, two twenty seven, bunch two twenty seven,
Speaker 1: two twenty nine. I bet what's the difference? Like twenty minutes? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: Is it twenty? Are we stupid? Is it? It's two hours? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Two hours twenty to twenty seven minutes and twenty three seconds?
Speaker 1: And what was the man y? Yeah? Like two hours
Speaker 1: minutes twenty three minutes? Okay, Yeah, I don't think I
Speaker 1: don't know. Certain sports I bet, like gymnastics and stuff
Speaker 1: where it's lighter because you have to be in the air.
Speaker 1: But it's not about it's not about being better, right,
Speaker 1: it's not about being bad. It's about performing the same. Right.
Speaker 1: In endurance sports specifically, is where men and women compete
Speaker 1: the same. So maybe what I'm referring to more is
Speaker 1: the fact of the endurance itself. Men and women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's humans, right, like humans as a species. So it's
Speaker 1: not that women run as fast. Men run faster, yes,
Speaker 1: because they have bigger muscles, but that's not the point.
Speaker 1: The point is they compete at the same level. They
Speaker 1: don't get tired at the same time, or they do
Speaker 1: get tired at the same time like men and women.
Speaker 1: Even though men will cover more ground in the same
Speaker 1: amount of time because they are bigger, they're gonna have
Speaker 1: a bigger stride or whatever. They may have a faster
Speaker 1: top speed, they will not tire when put to the
Speaker 1: same physical test of endurance. That's that's the key, you know,
Speaker 1: given that they're at the same level of fitness.
Speaker 2: I think the argument is, and if we want to
Speaker 2: call it a pussy argument, I'm okay with that. I
Speaker 2: agree with this being a pussy argument. I think the
Speaker 2: idea is that women want to have their own space
Speaker 2: to be able to compete by themselves. When I used
Speaker 2: to go to this gym and women just for that.
Speaker 2: So if you were to say, okay, just say they're
Speaker 2: not all, but say it's all. Oh, let's see the
Speaker 2: non binary stats forty eight.
Speaker 1: Who stinks so well, I mean it's men and women,
Speaker 1: So what that it stinks? You know, his name's cal
Speaker 1: I bet it's a dude. I bet it's a chick. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. And then number two's Jacob, and then Nicholas,
Speaker 1: and then Kester who could be a chick I don't know,
Speaker 1: and then Daniel and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's dude. So my point was this, if
Speaker 2: you combine the women and the dude's shit the chicks,
Speaker 2: if you combined the genders together, Not that you would
Speaker 2: ever combine them all at once, but if the argument
Speaker 2: is there, should it's not a physical advantage.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: The first place a chickwood would place in this twenty
Speaker 2: seven minutes, let's put her at the top of that,
Speaker 2: would be twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: We again, yeah, yeah, you're you're still Okay, I understand
Speaker 1: you're doing it by speed, and so I get it.
Speaker 2: But that's I mean, what other metric are you going
Speaker 2: to base it on. I it's an endurance race, right,
Speaker 2: a marathon, right.
Speaker 1: So endurance is a different thing than top speed, right,
Speaker 1: So like that's that's the point I'm making is human
Speaker 1: beings evolved as an endurance species. So your heart, right,
Speaker 1: your your lungs, all yeah, yeah, but you just said
Speaker 1: that they both get tired at the same time. Before
Speaker 1: I thought that would be like endurance. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: it's not about winning. It's not about who does it faster, right,
Speaker 1: it's a so if they if women got tired faster, right,
Speaker 1: you would see them not finishing the race, or you
Speaker 1: would see them Like, it's not about So endurance is
Speaker 1: the in this context is the ability does not stop running.
Speaker 1: It's the ability to keep going the.
Speaker 2: Whole time, right and not tire though, right right, Just
Speaker 2: your lungs don't tire, your muscles don't tire like overall endurance.
Speaker 1: Yes, so just because a man can do it faster,
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that the woman's tiring faster. Right, Like a
Speaker 1: true metric, a true measure of that would be to
Speaker 1: control for things like stride, speed, all these things and
Speaker 1: then see who tires after a certain amount of time
Speaker 1: or a certain amount of heartbeats or a certain amount
Speaker 1: of breaths taken or something like that. And that's where
Speaker 1: when men and women are the same, because we are
Speaker 1: the endurance species. There's no other species man, and you
Speaker 1: can do this with other other species too. I think
Speaker 1: that like, like, uh, there will be like specific traits
Speaker 1: for like lions or rhino and they got noses right, Yeah, exactly, No,
Speaker 1: There'll there'll be specific things that like boys and girls
Speaker 1: and every species will probably be better or worse at,
Speaker 1: and then they'll be exactly the same at. So, for instance,
Speaker 1: I could imagine hunting would be one of the things
Speaker 1: that every member of the cheetah species would need to
Speaker 1: be excellent at. Right, Like, it doesn't matter if you're
Speaker 1: like because I think in a lion pride, only girls hunt,
Speaker 1: But I think for a cheetah you are like alone,
Speaker 1: you're like out left to your own devices after you
Speaker 1: grow up, so you're you have to be able to hunt.
Speaker 1: So boys and girls, daddy, Yeah, daddies don't stick around, dude,
Speaker 1: Daddy's more has more panthers than cheetahs. Cheetahs inspired the
Speaker 1: inner city start calling thugs cheetahs. I have a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of cheetahs moved. That's your new dog whistle for
Speaker 1: all you Trump photers. I kind I kind of understand
Speaker 1: your point. I kind of also think like it's a
Speaker 1: stupid it's a stupid point to It's again, it's a
Speaker 1: stupid hill to die on. But I just think it's
Speaker 1: important to point out, like, yeah, we're measuring who's fastest,
Speaker 1: who's this, or who's that, and it's like it's all
Speaker 1: fun and game and it's all, you know, like whatever,
Speaker 1: who cares. But I I'm for me personally. I've always
Speaker 1: been just so fascinated by the fact that humans can
Speaker 1: outrun every other species on the planet when it comes
Speaker 1: to endurance. Every other animal will tire before a human.
Speaker 1: If you put us in just an endurance race, a
Speaker 1: gazelle might run away and get away. But if if
Speaker 1: a human just keeps going at the same pace, the
Speaker 1: gazelle will eventually run out of energy. It will it
Speaker 1: will it will have sprinted so much that it can't
Speaker 1: recover enough energy to sprint that it will can sit
Speaker 1: down and cover so what you're saying is the person
Speaker 1: can cover more ground with its tank of energy than
Speaker 1: the gazelle. And even though the gazelle is gonna be
Speaker 1: you know, thousand ahead right right exactly, yeah, eons and
Speaker 1: not in space. Even horses, dude, were even better than
Speaker 1: horses with endurance. And I think that's so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: And that's what Yeah, I think that's what I'm thing.
Speaker 1: That's gay as hell. Well, that's because you don't like
Speaker 1: to run, dude. You ever punch a horse in the nose.
Speaker 1: I got bit by a horse once, and I really
Speaker 1: wanted to, but then I would I would have had
Speaker 1: to leave. My dad used to take us to the
Speaker 1: racetrack and a nice way of bringing kids to sit
Speaker 1: all day and watch races as dudes smoke cigars, would
Speaker 1: scream for certain horses to get up and certain horses
Speaker 1: to die. It's my favorite fucking thing. And I want
Speaker 1: to take the better than horses. You just you're sitting
Speaker 1: there and you're eight years old, and my dad about eight. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's just all the old men and they're going.
Speaker 5: Get up seven, get up seven, die three, die three,
Speaker 5: and it's uh oh, And if you like picture how
Speaker 5: excited that man would be and how terrified you, as
Speaker 5: a little kid would be if that horse snapped its
Speaker 5: leg right there and fell forward and broke its neck backwards.
Speaker 1: Your dad sat in the box. Huh uh No, that's
Speaker 1: where he placed the bets. Oh, that was the point.
Speaker 2: He took us out to the stable because he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm showing my kid's animals and shit, he was being
Speaker 2: a good dad. Hey, I know how to play a
Speaker 2: fucking straightened box exact though, okay, and a superfecta don't don't,
Speaker 2: don't tread on me.
Speaker 1: My dad didn't do it like that. He just we
Speaker 1: sat on the bench, you know, in the stands, and
Speaker 1: then pretty much after every race he would look down
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, fuck, my dad did a lot
Speaker 1: that too. We're betting, honest.
Speaker 2: But he would take us down to the ground stables. No,
Speaker 2: not just the stables, like the finish line so you
Speaker 2: can watch a cross. Yeah, yeah, it was nice. We
Speaker 2: went a lot, a lot. This wasn't a one or
Speaker 2: two time thing. This was yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Got a lady.
Speaker 2: Here's fun little prank. I love this gentleman of another race.
Speaker 2: They are multicultural and diverse, but everyone here looks retarded.
Speaker 1: On this bench. This whatever. Oh man, I hate this
Speaker 1: woman's back. It looks like she's wearing a back brace,
Speaker 1: but I know that's just because the chair she's sitting
Speaker 1: and is pushing her fucking skin off of her back.
Speaker 1: If you don't like her back, you're really gonna dislike
Speaker 1: her chin whiskers. I think link in the episode description
Speaker 1: they just on a batch of new ballots, forty million
Speaker 1: new ballots. Kamal Harris a president elect. You know what
Speaker 1: her working together? They're hide in files. What she's your president,
Speaker 1: my president. She just won the election. Hey, woman can't
Speaker 1: run this country. Look at them chin whiskers. Oh those
Speaker 1: are freshly shaved, and she's got fucking white and she
Speaker 1: missed some and she got her chin, but she didn't
Speaker 1: get her neck. And I don't get it because it's
Speaker 1: like hanging down as a sheet. It's gotta be My
Speaker 1: neck is hard. I got crevices, dude, I got crooks.
Speaker 1: My jaw back here, it's like a it's a crater.
Speaker 1: It's like a pit on the moon. It's really hard
Speaker 1: to get shaving back there. This woman's face is hanging
Speaker 1: off of her like a towel outside of the little
Speaker 1: house on the prairie. Uh, oh no, I don't disagree.
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's record, let's record this. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm thinking about other stuff. We got to record,
Speaker 1: all right, fucking if it's not like you, Oh, I
Speaker 1: get it straight, she'd fix the country. Oh, I don't
Speaker 1: put it past her. Oh my god, looks like she's
Speaker 1: got maggots coming out of her face. Uh, all right,
Speaker 1: I get to play some of these Trump one, So
Speaker 1: I get to play some of these women losing their
Speaker 1: fucking minds. Okay, Uh, they're all real, real good, and
Speaker 1: I'll put some of them. Looks pretty cute. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Here's a way to deal. She kind of looks like
Speaker 1: Lauren Bobert kind of a little bit. Yeah. Did she
Speaker 1: get booted? She got booted, got booted. Yeah, shay, it's sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry to see. Maybe Trump can put her as like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, attorney general or something. Maybe, well it's happening.
Speaker 6: The family wants to know what I'm doing for holidays.
Speaker 6: I'm going to be here with my dogs and my
Speaker 6: daughter who is a child bearing age and now has
Speaker 6: to get an IUD at seventeen years old and I'm
Speaker 6: going to be here with my son, who is a
Speaker 6: political target.
Speaker 1: And that really.
Speaker 2: Worry about my son because he can't access pornhub anymore.
Speaker 1: So he's gonna want to fuck his sister, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I raised him in a very sheltered environment and only
Speaker 1: now became lib once he became a she. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see.
Speaker 6: His son who is a political target, and that should
Speaker 6: really tell.
Speaker 1: You all you need to do. My son Julian Assonge, Right, Uh,
Speaker 1: my son Ross Olbrick, he's the guy that ran Silk Road.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's where you buy drugs and people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure when you're done with that, pull your
Speaker 2: mica a little closer.
Speaker 1: Let's play. Let's finish this video up, hanging out with
Speaker 1: y'all for the holidays.
Speaker 6: Off choke on your turkey by.
Speaker 2: All right, trans loving mama. So yeah, you're right fucking
Speaker 2: Johnny there in the janey and he's fucking dunking on
Speaker 2: bitches in basketball.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute. Her daughter who's of child bearing age,
Speaker 1: does she even have a uterus? What I mean, her
Speaker 1: daughter of child bearing age could be biologically a son.
Speaker 1: Good call. You can't get a boy pregnant, how do
Speaker 1: you give you just sounded in his dick hole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it just goes in and it flaps out and
Speaker 1: covers both balls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's like sid Yeah,
Speaker 4: it goes up in your dick like that that silver
Speaker 4: centipede monster in the matrix, how it goes in his
Speaker 4: belly button.
Speaker 2: You know, I got a lady here with a possible
Speaker 2: solution to letting people know know who you voted for,
Speaker 2: as if her personality in the neighborhood doesn't already scream it.
Speaker 1: Most likely, I want to take.
Speaker 7: Down the hair's walls signs. Keep them in your yards,
Speaker 7: keep them in your windows.
Speaker 1: I never had one. Keep the bumper.
Speaker 7: Stickers on your car.
Speaker 1: That's never been a good look. I hate bumper stickers,
Speaker 1: But you know what, there's cool ones I wish are cool.
Speaker 1: I got a naked girl in my car. I wish
Speaker 1: I could put bumper stickers on and fucking take them
Speaker 1: off and not have it ruin your car. Oh you can't.
Speaker 1: You got to get one of those scrapers and then
Speaker 1: scrape do that, okay, and then just repaint the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just spend eight thousand dollars to repaint it every six months.
Speaker 1: All right, don't take that in your signs, your car.
Speaker 7: Keep the flags up, keep ring the shirts, keep ring
Speaker 7: the hat that proudly. I am so proud to have
Speaker 7: voted for her. And what is this to stop reminding
Speaker 7: people that I did and that I believed in her.
Speaker 7: And I'm never going to stop reminding people how hard
Speaker 7: we thought and how.
Speaker 1: Anyone liked her. I didn't think so we like. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like, I really, who told us that the news
Speaker 1: two weeks before Joe Biden dropped out, like they had
Speaker 1: reports on like she's a very unpopular vice president. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, and that's fine. It's like, I just I
Speaker 1: feel like, to me, it was always just like okay,
Speaker 1: still like pretty much anyone's going to be better than
Speaker 1: Trump in my eyes, and not not from a policy perspective,
Speaker 1: because I'm voting for just just based on a sane
Speaker 1: person in my perspective. But yeah, nobody liked Kamala. Like
Speaker 1: it's a really bad look to go out there and
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I was, I'm proud of it. I'm not,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not. I will shamefully admit to making
Speaker 1: that my vote, but you know, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: like I was never excited about that. Come on, next one, you.
Speaker 8: Voted for Donald Trump in the election. You're actually fucking stupid.
Speaker 8: You're the dumbest fuckings.
Speaker 1: She looks like a plate. She looks like she looks
Speaker 1: like a Beauty at the Beast character. Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks like a clock come to life or something.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's see, you.
Speaker 8: Voted for Donald Trump in the election. You're actually fucking stupid.
Speaker 8: You're the dumbest, fucking, miserable fuck on the face of
Speaker 8: the planet. And you're fucking miserable and we all we
Speaker 8: all know it, because what other reason would you vote
Speaker 8: for a racist, misogynistic, homophobic, fucking rapist. Like that's gross.
Speaker 8: So just like you've let everybody down in your life
Speaker 8: except for the dumb fucks you're surrounded by.
Speaker 1: She's a bunch of dumb people. What's her shirt saying?
Speaker 1: Sprout autistic? Right, it has to be, it has to be.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look it up. Hold on, she looks like
Speaker 1: she looks like the hereditary girl with her head yep
Speaker 1: about about. Yeah, I'm gonna feel bad because someone's gonna
Speaker 1: message me. They're gonna find my personal phone number and
Speaker 1: message me, hey man, the kid actually has the same
Speaker 1: disorder as that freak from Hereditary. Really not cool making
Speaker 1: fun of her for looking like a total freak. Man,
Speaker 1: I thought she just had a plate face. So I see,
Speaker 1: did you see the doxta fucking nick Fuantes? Uh No,
Speaker 1: but I saw. I know he was just trolling, But
Speaker 1: I mean I saw that thing where it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we do want to fucking control your wombs, you whores.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like, you know, it's in poor taste,
Speaker 1: but also yeah, like I chuckled. I saw a actual article,
Speaker 1: like a written article aggregated by Yahoo. I forget who
Speaker 1: it was, but it was on one of the big ones,
Speaker 1: and it was about The headline was something along the
Speaker 1: lines of social media influencers admit Project twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: is real. And then the article and it was like
Speaker 1: Bennie Johnson said, just so you ladies know twenty twenty
Speaker 1: five was a was legit and we're coming for you.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, oh that's not like that's yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw it with you. Yeah, I saw them trolling and stuff.
Speaker 1: I get that. That's why again, it's like you really
Speaker 1: want liberals, both the people on Twitter and the people
Speaker 1: who are running for office to become better equipped to
Speaker 1: handle this, right, Like, it's like, but also there's a
Speaker 1: level of such dishonesty there too, not just social media,
Speaker 1: but that article. Sure, no, no, no, I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: said I'm sorry. Oh okay, yeah, so and if I
Speaker 1: said social media, I apologize, I meant the media. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's a need like, not not just a there's
Speaker 1: a need want to appeal to the opposite side on
Speaker 1: their own terms, on their own beliefs in a in
Speaker 1: a a in a safe space. There we go. That's
Speaker 1: that's a great way to put it in a safe
Speaker 1: space for them, and also to to stop letting these stupid,
Speaker 1: fucking obvious trolls. And you know, sure, it'll be a
Speaker 1: great headline, it'll be a great clickbait, it'll be a
Speaker 1: great way to get your numbers up for the next
Speaker 1: eighteen hours or whatever. But if you really want to
Speaker 1: start changing this place, you've got to you got to
Speaker 1: focus the attention, right, Like, it's like, all right, so
Speaker 1: these fucking trolls said this dumb thing, but these are
Speaker 1: just dumb guys on the internet. Let's look at what's
Speaker 1: actually happening with the policymakers today, and you know, like
Speaker 1: it's just such a fucking waste to even engage with
Speaker 1: these fuckers anymore. But that's and that's yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. It's no, it's I'm blaming the media.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, yeah, I don't know. God, I'm blaming
Speaker 1: this dude that looks like a face. It looks like
Speaker 1: if like a a maggot or a grub grew hair
Speaker 1: and then went to high school. You know, it's just
Speaker 1: like weirdest motherfucker. Let's see in your life. It's a girl, right.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't fucking make that guess without asking them properly first,
Speaker 1: without asking the them first. Yeah, you can't ask that
Speaker 1: question anymore. It's racist to ask that question. Yo, what
Speaker 1: kind of queer are you? Hey? Are you a girl?
Speaker 1: Stop it racist?
Speaker 2: Hey, you're Kamala Harris supporter? Are you autistic or queer?
Speaker 2: Which one do you identify as?
Speaker 1: I'm Indian? Fair enough? She's black though. This week And
Speaker 1: by the way, that one was crazy too, because the
Speaker 1: whole idea was and I think a lot of I
Speaker 1: saw online were like, no, I get it. It was
Speaker 1: it's not are you black? Are you Indian. It's what
Speaker 1: culturally you were kind of raised as she's American. No,
Speaker 1: she is, but she was raised in a culturally more
Speaker 1: Indian household. Again, it just seems disingenuous to then go
Speaker 1: like yo yo yo homies. By the way, I'm Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1: You ever listen to Tupac? Why I do agree that
Speaker 1: her affecting the accents of the community she surrounds herself
Speaker 1: with for the moment is a really bad look. I
Speaker 1: hate that look, I do you, But I don't even
Speaker 1: give a shit for that. Truthfully, it was goofy to me.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like you know, well I was sometimes I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, though, she can claim the black cart
Speaker 1: all she wants as long as and I'm curt. I'm
Speaker 1: curt based on her demographic, where she grew up, how
Speaker 1: old she is, all that. I'm certain someone has called
Speaker 1: her the N word in a very mean way before.
Speaker 1: And once that happens and you got dark skin there
Speaker 1: you go see that's you got the black cart.
Speaker 2: That's why your that's why you're wrong. That's why you're wrong.
Speaker 2: Because they had the word rag in front of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah you word, yeah sand rag. They threw something in
Speaker 1: front of it. Uh, I have a solution if your
Speaker 1: wife wanted to protest this at all. Okay, here's a
Speaker 1: woman for you.
Speaker 9: We should just start leaving her dirty tampons everywhere, because
Speaker 9: if menimois so much control over us, they can deal
Speaker 9: with her dirty tampons.
Speaker 1: Clean it up. I was trying to like what that
Speaker 1: sounds the most. Don't worry right now, leave leave a
Speaker 1: fucking dirty tampon out and see how quick I get
Speaker 1: that shit out of control? Bitch before dare you before
Speaker 1: it kicked in that you were going to prison for
Speaker 1: a long time, and actually just the general fuckness of
Speaker 1: doing this? Do you know how satisfying it would be
Speaker 1: to pick up this woman's tampon and mush it into
Speaker 1: her own face. Oh no, I'd much rather make her
Speaker 1: kneel down on all fours and mush her face into
Speaker 1: the tampon and the shit that I laid on top
Speaker 1: of it on the floor.
Speaker 2: Do it like a Simpson's bit where they hold up
Speaker 2: a mirror with no frame in it and then punch
Speaker 2: you through it, hold the tampon up and she just
Speaker 2: looks at her own blood and fucking ovrease that have
Speaker 2: broken apart, flown down her fallopian tube and ended up
Speaker 2: on this tampon, and then you just put your fist
Speaker 2: behind it and drive it into her mouth.
Speaker 1: I never saw that Simpsons episode.
Speaker 2: It was the Treehouse of Horrors with the evil twin
Speaker 2: brother in the addict.
Speaker 1: Did you say addict like there's an an addict? Add okay, addict? Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: no addict. Yeah, I said addict like there was like
Speaker 1: some sort of homeless person living inside of another person
Speaker 1: who happened to be a truck addict.
Speaker 9: I was trying to think like, ooh, like what revenge
Speaker 9: sounds the most satisfying right now? And I kind of
Speaker 9: just want to fling dirty tampon side men's cars, their trucks. Oohm,
Speaker 9: we should.
Speaker 1: Just I bet she drives the truck. I hope someone
Speaker 1: drives a fucking knife into her head. I have someone
Speaker 1: drives a truck over her fucking tampon riddled corpse. Do
Speaker 1: you believe.
Speaker 2: Now it's not an official clinical diagnosis? Do you believe
Speaker 2: there are people with tds on both sides?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, I'm hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down there,
Speaker 1: sick guy. I'm just uh, somebody's got the syndrome. Uh,
Speaker 1: what is it? Yeah, I think there are I think
Speaker 1: there's some people who are like, there's Nazis common form
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't think a Nazi's marching down
Speaker 1: the street to come for you. By the way, you're fat.
Speaker 1: That's what I would say to that woman worried about that. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is, like I think there are reasonable
Speaker 1: discussions to be had about like comparisons to Naziism and
Speaker 1: all these things. I think like these are fair comparisons
Speaker 1: to make in certain context, right when you're having discussions
Speaker 1: about history, behavior, all these things about like populism.
Speaker 2: So is there there to make that same argument about
Speaker 2: the move towards communism.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a certain yeah, exactly. Like so there are
Speaker 1: settings for all these discussions, right, and they're usually academic settings, right,
Speaker 1: And what ends up happening it's not in the Twitter comments, right, Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like the general uh like sense of the sides of
Speaker 1: the arguments are understood by people, and that is what
Speaker 1: is fought about and duped it out or duked out
Speaker 1: upon on Twitter. And yeah, that's that's a real problem.
Speaker 1: It's like you have all these people saying all the
Speaker 1: shit talking about all these things, and one they don't
Speaker 1: even know what the fuck they're talking about. Two, A
Speaker 1: lot of the valid comparisons that can be made in
Speaker 1: either direction they lose all meaning because they are co
Speaker 1: opted by people who don't understand them and misuse them.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, it makes the argument a non starter
Speaker 1: because if you even say certain words, certain key words,
Speaker 1: in the same sentence, then it's like, oh, well, this
Speaker 1: guy's a fucking idiot. He believes that dumb thing that
Speaker 1: they all believe, and you go nowhere, you know.
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, all right, let's watch a lady in seven
Speaker 2: to eleven. Not a great video, but the audio is
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 1: You're gone, I just said that. Wait wait here she
Speaker 1: goes here. She goes with the personal insults. By the way,
Speaker 1: she has a gunt. Oh dude, I know I want
Speaker 1: to see I wish the guy. I wish the camera
Speaker 1: would focus on her because, yeah, she's about to knock
Speaker 1: everything off the counter. She's Oh no, she's got full
Speaker 1: on ladies, pin legs, widehead. You know what she has
Speaker 1: up a body? No tweetled tweetled dumb body. I was thinking,
Speaker 1: uh oh is tweetled tweetled dumb. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, oh, okay, yeah, I was thinking of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like an egg man lie thing. Okay, yeah, she's got
Speaker 1: a body like that like tweetled tweetled dumb. I like
Speaker 1: how tweetled and tweetl dumb have those bow ties that
Speaker 1: kind of look like tits, you know what. They suck
Speaker 1: its shuthers cocks most of the time. So when the
Speaker 1: other one is gonna calm, he flings the little thing
Speaker 1: on top of the hat and then goes boy, and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, now, I know my mouth's gonna be full. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I calmed. I'm just saying that to a one night stank.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, that's how do you think I get out
Speaker 1: of there so quick? Sorry? Calmed? All right? Hold on,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I already already looked at her gun. There
Speaker 1: it is. Here we go. I can tell.
Speaker 9: The only joke around here is he a look at
Speaker 9: the fucking mirror of.
Speaker 8: You know, this is exactly why some got elected for
Speaker 8: crazy people like you.
Speaker 1: She's not She's not only fat, but she's also extremely
Speaker 1: ugly and a Flatso, if I might say so myself,
Speaker 1: it's it looks like someone staple a crip keeper wig
Speaker 1: on her head. That's our Halloween costume. Oh no, the
Speaker 1: face is pure leather, her face. Okay, so it's a
Speaker 1: it's a it's a man. Yeah yeah yeah costume. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's uh, she's going for the grand prize at
Speaker 1: her family Christmas or what is it, Halloween party?
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, I'm worried about the women in this
Speaker 9: fucking country.
Speaker 8: Or no, you can't hear because you're gonna go back
Speaker 8: and drink your beers and your fucking truck.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving a ship out anybody. Hey man, hey,
Speaker 1: this Long Island. It is Long Island. Did you hear that? No,
Speaker 1: I heard it. I can hear it in her goddamn voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look Long Island woman goes crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, fucking
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Well yeah, no, wonder dude. You take
Speaker 1: a fucking literal, fucking open sewer, you point a camera
Speaker 1: in there for thirty seconds, you're bound to find some
Speaker 1: fucking some bubbling ship.
Speaker 2: You know they need to do that like nature footage.
Speaker 2: What's that set up cameras in a whoa, Oh man,
Speaker 2: that was gross. Sorry I just burped real hard. Uh said,
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear it? Set up like hundreds of cameras
Speaker 2: in the seven to eleven good slow mo cameras and
Speaker 2: this and that, like hide them and just captured like
Speaker 2: you know, the crackhead coming in at three am, the
Speaker 2: shooting ustard packets and oh yeah yeah, someone throwing a
Speaker 2: kid backing off yeh donnuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a guy. Yeah, and cut it like like
Speaker 1: uh you know nature footage. Yeah, and have like a
Speaker 1: British guy like Russell Brand could narrate it. That would
Speaker 1: actually be very funny. This is actually not a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: I bet it's been on the internet for fifteen years.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We just we're just reciting things from memory that we
Speaker 1: forgot consciously but are still there. They're buried there, yep.
Speaker 1: And anybody but yourself, but the rest of us.
Speaker 10: Shit that you The rest is.
Speaker 1: That that's a that's a it's a dark road to
Speaker 1: go down with women. Having been married said he was
Speaker 1: dumb as fuck, dude. That's the thing. Okay. I've made
Speaker 1: this point so many times with my wife, usually screaming
Speaker 1: at her. But I feel like I feel like I
Speaker 1: also made it in therapy, and I articulated it decent enough.
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna try it again. Like men and women
Speaker 1: have different lines. Right, It's like there's like certain things
Speaker 1: that men can say to women that if a woman
Speaker 1: said to a man it wouldn't hurt his or they
Speaker 1: would hurt way more, and vice versa. There's certain things
Speaker 1: that women can say to men that it's just like
Speaker 1: it just bounces off, right, So call you can call
Speaker 1: me stupid, you can call me ugly, like all of
Speaker 1: these things don't hurt me, right, getting me where it hurts, like,
Speaker 1: you have to know. You usually have to know the man.
Speaker 1: You usually have to know what they're sensitive about. Right,
Speaker 1: But women, women are easy. Dude, Call any woman fat
Speaker 1: ever anywhere in an argument, and you have ruined her
Speaker 1: for at least nine months. You have destroyed You've crushed
Speaker 1: her self esteem for at least nine months. Okay, not
Speaker 1: not unless she's at least borderline fat. No, it doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: It doesn't. Holly Berry is not like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he called me for some guys seven women call me fat.
Speaker 1: You have no idea how women think. You have no
Speaker 1: what women think, dude. Women are Okay, Halle Berry could
Speaker 1: let it roll off of her from that homeless guy
Speaker 1: at seven eleven, right, sure, sure, Then she goes home
Speaker 1: and she gets her period and then she lays down
Speaker 1: in bed and she starts thinking about that guy from
Speaker 1: seven to eleven. And then her husband, who I think
Speaker 1: is black, comes home and he's like, hey, Halle Mellan
Speaker 1: like Hennessy. He's like, hey, Halle, what's wrong. She's like nothing.
Speaker 1: He's like, Halle, come on, tell me what's wrong. You're
Speaker 1: the most beautiful, the most fit, the most attractive woman
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, the most a beautiful woman in the world. Hallie,
Speaker 1: you want to osk her for showing your boobies And
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: just feel like a fat cow right now, leave me alone. Lawrence.
Speaker 1: I assume she's married to Lawrence Fitstburn in this scenario,
Speaker 1: and he's like, so go ahead, and he's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, you know that's not true. You look at you
Speaker 3: look at yourself in the mirror. You're beautiful, and she says,
Speaker 3: I did look at myself. I'm fat, disgusting, and I
Speaker 3: have an ugly face and my ass is disgusting and
Speaker 3: I stink and nobody likes me, and everyone's fake and
Speaker 3: like women are the spiraling messes. They're all like that.
Speaker 3: Even the most hey, even the most perfect of them.
Speaker 3: They can all crack if you call them fat.
Speaker 1: And I don't know women because you know chicks that
Speaker 1: need lithium prescriptions. No, they're all. They're all not all,
Speaker 1: even if they're not gonna let on, even if they're
Speaker 1: even if they're gonna hide it from you. Calling a
Speaker 1: woman fat is it's like it's like for a man
Speaker 1: saying you have a fucking tiny dick, and the guy
Speaker 1: with a twelve inch dick does not ever get upset
Speaker 1: about Okay, all right, Oh that's sure, he doesn't. I
Speaker 1: just okay, okay, it's it's it's just the thing, dude,
Speaker 1: Like everybody has a sensitivity. If the chick you write
Speaker 1: but it's not all of them here. If the chick
Speaker 1: you love, imagine the generalizing you do it there. If
Speaker 1: the chick you loved, yes, she's currently on her period, right.
Speaker 1: If the chick you no, I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 1: If the chicken you loved, in the heat of an
Speaker 1: argument screamed at you, well, I never liked fucking you
Speaker 1: because your dick is small. If she yelled that in
Speaker 1: your face and I have that, I think no, because
Speaker 1: if I had, but I don't because I'm borderline, just
Speaker 1: like borderline fact women. That that's how you know you
Speaker 1: have a really good chick because she's never yelled that
Speaker 1: at you. Because if she, if she had, you would
Speaker 1: empathize with that, you know. And uh and like that's
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Like my wife knows my lines. She's
Speaker 1: crossed them right, Like my line's not dick size either.
Speaker 1: My linees like deep deep personal ship, Like why is
Speaker 1: it us dick size? It's just not it because I
Speaker 1: can for me personally because you're a confident already in
Speaker 1: what you have. Again, she just hasn't gone there, but
Speaker 1: I would. It would sit with you for weeks. I
Speaker 1: feel like if I had ever let on, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course it would, Yes, yes, it would, Yes, it
Speaker 1: would have because she said other things that have sat
Speaker 1: with me for weeks. And that's that's the point I'm making, right,
Speaker 1: Like there's certain things that for either gender are like
Speaker 1: they're deep cuts, right and for women almost I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say ninety nine point nine of them. Any woman call
Speaker 1: him fat and you've crushed this dude. Just she might
Speaker 1: kill herself after this video. She's fat, she might cause
Speaker 1: she ease fat girl I'm saying, if a girl is
Speaker 1: gonna have it like a diabetic un I'm saying Karen Carpenter, Well,
Speaker 1: Karen Carpenter's a bad example. She probably didn't find her
Speaker 1: she was really fat. Ye, she was mentally ill. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is all women have body this morning, morphia,
Speaker 1: They're all mentally Yes, you can't make that claim. I
Speaker 1: am crazy. I'm making that claim right now, and I'm
Speaker 1: putting it in the whole raientific thing I've ever heard
Speaker 1: in my line. I just said it. It's now. Now
Speaker 1: it's science because I am science. Call me doctor Fauci.
Speaker 1: I got one hair? Are you ladies? Are we all? Oh?
Speaker 1: I would have like three years ago? Do you think so?
Speaker 1: Your life? Not three years in her life? No, in hers? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when yeah, I was younger. Your here is the
Speaker 1: youngness I would have thought it would have been when
Speaker 1: you were drinking. No, no, no, I'm saying like when
Speaker 1: she before she graduated college and went back to live
Speaker 1: with her parents and got a bunch of shitty tattoos
Speaker 1: and gained seventy pounds. Okay, fair enough, So, ladies, are
Speaker 1: we all participating in the four B movement?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: The fuck is that.
Speaker 9: I will make exceptions though for anybody looking for a
Speaker 9: lavender marriage, I am open to that.
Speaker 1: The fuck is that clearly America doesn't care about us.
Speaker 1: What are these things that you see? No? No, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Are these dog whistles?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, no no no. Not only are are you supposed
Speaker 1: to know what those things are? You are supposed to
Speaker 1: be like yo, those are sick as fun. I support
Speaker 1: those things. I support marriage for that. I do want
Speaker 1: to look that up. Is that like when two down
Speaker 1: syndrome people fuck? I keep thinking of laundry for some reason.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love when they have the lavender scent
Speaker 1: and those little beads, you know, the little scent pellets
Speaker 1: you put in your laundry to make it smell extra good.
Speaker 1: It's a beard situation.
Speaker 2: A lavender marriage is a marriage between a man and
Speaker 2: a woman where one or both partners are gay and
Speaker 2: the marriage is a way to hide their sex.
Speaker 1: Say fucking beard, Just say beard. Use gendered language, you
Speaker 1: fucking cooks. This is my homo husband. Kuck is a
Speaker 1: gender gendered language, but I use it for men and
Speaker 1: women accordingly or equally. You know, sure, well, No, cook
Speaker 1: is not a gender term. Yeah, it is cuck applies
Speaker 1: to a man, and no cuckold applies to a man,
Speaker 1: queen applies to a woman. Cuk is the shortened version
Speaker 1: of both. Oh see, I feel I thought coul man
Speaker 1: and cut queen was a girl. That's cool, that's winning.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I think that I don't like that.
Speaker 1: It should change. We shouldn't ban that. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we should change the language on that one. That's not cool.
Speaker 1: We should make that better.
Speaker 2: Let's wrap it on this one here. This girl had
Speaker 2: a real nice freak out. She's probably gonna end up
Speaker 2: being the face of how many strings that guitar? Seven
Speaker 2: or eight?
Speaker 1: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven? Hell yeah eight? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is gonna fucking bull I can tell already this
Speaker 1: is gonna kick fucking ass.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Why why do really heavy? That's fun? That's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the tone is there. I mean, I do love the
Speaker 1: eighth string guitar sound, so I'm all about that. But
Speaker 1: I would have I guess that's just about how good
Speaker 1: you are as a composer. I would have made those
Speaker 1: drums so much. I would have synced the drums with
Speaker 1: every like peak and valley of her or howls you
Speaker 1: know where she's like, why I would have had the
Speaker 1: drums like SYNCD up with that. It would have been sick. Dude.
Speaker 1: If I had like three thousand dollars worth of computer
Speaker 1: programs and like a six thousand dollars guitar and another
Speaker 1: fucking like fifteen hundred dollars interface so I could put
Speaker 1: the whole thing together, oh dude, I would have made
Speaker 1: a sick fucking Oh and also if I knew how
Speaker 1: to write music like transcribe it, you know, like instead
Speaker 1: of just like hummet in my head, your friend dot com,
Speaker 1: go ahead, I would have made a really sick fucking
Speaker 1: song to go with that lady screaming Twitter and Instagram,
Speaker 1: worst friend cast. What else would you need though? Equipment wise?
Speaker 1: A better computer probably like, I don't know, fifteen hundred
Speaker 1: bucks for a new computer, hey, dot Session, a new
Speaker 1: hard drive while you're at it to save all my stuff,
Speaker 1: like my pictures and my memes. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: wrap this one up. Your worst friend dot com uh
Speaker 1: for your worst friend, I'm at. I really do need
Speaker 1: all that stuff, guys, send it to you. I really
Speaker 1: need that though, I'm serious. I like I don't have
Speaker 1: any money for your worst friend. I'm at he's Shane.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, See you next week. You know, all
Speaker 1: us all grown open, bro. I'm really gonna miss you
Speaker 1: guys when the show's over.