Speaker 1: How can you couldn't just go home, dude, That's all
Speaker 1: we had to do. Stin, What the fuck? It was
Speaker 1: all planned out? You knew this whole time?
Speaker 2: Why because it was me.
Speaker 1: I'm the one who took a dump in the urinal.
Speaker 1: What the stars were full? And I didn't want to
Speaker 1: miss recess. I didn't think you would trying to do
Speaker 1: such a big deal. So you blamed the government, and
Speaker 1: the government was more than willing to take the blame
Speaker 1: so long as it made them look responsible for nine
Speaker 1: to eleven. Kick As.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Going down to South Park, the podcast where
Speaker 3: we always have ourselves a what mister Davis.
Speaker 1: A raging clue ranging what oh good time always ever
Speaker 1: salves a time?
Speaker 3: We always have ourselves a time indeed, and this week
Speaker 3: we're going to be dropping a deuce the urinal, the
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Speaker 1: And I am guy. Yes, Welcome to the podcast where
Speaker 1: we believe that nine eleven was in fact an inside jobs.
Speaker 1: I try to buy the uh, not just the American government,
Speaker 1: but the whole New world. Mark Chapman did it, didn't he? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So yeah, you just read Catcher in the roy I
Speaker 1: won too many times, like time to take down a
Speaker 1: couple of skyscrapers.
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, yes, we don't want to make jokes about
Speaker 3: nine eleven. We've got we do not, we do not.
Speaker 1: But when such a momentous event happens, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's a sort of a natural inclination. Not you don't
Speaker 1: go automatically low like inside job or conspiracy theory or
Speaker 1: something like that, but you start to think, could it maybe?
Speaker 3: Well, I think every generation has their their big conspiracy theory, right, sure, Well,
Speaker 3: who would have had roswo that was was that in
Speaker 3: the fifties sixties?
Speaker 1: Was well, things that didn't really sort of gain traction
Speaker 1: until the seventies or so.
Speaker 3: The big one was the moon landing. Right before before
Speaker 3: me was the moon landing, right JFK assassinationssassination.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I knew of these conspiracy theories, but I didn't have
Speaker 3: that emotional connection to them because I didn't live through them.
Speaker 3: I think nine to eleven was the first real big
Speaker 3: conspiracy theory that I.
Speaker 1: Didn't live through.
Speaker 3: But I was alive when it happened, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh and you just see it, and was just starting
Speaker 3: to come out and you see doctored images via email,
Speaker 3: people saying.
Speaker 1: Look there's a face in this smoke. Well ship, mister devil.
Speaker 1: What was that? There was that documentary called Loose Change,
Speaker 1: I think it was. It was all about the nine
Speaker 1: to eleven conspiracy theories. And I think they are they
Speaker 1: name checking this. It's Charlie Sheen and someone else, Paul
Speaker 1: or Abdul Maybe I don't know, but yeah, they were like,
Speaker 1: and I say legitimate people talking about Charlie Shane, but
Speaker 1: like big names were like, well, you know it was
Speaker 1: it wasn't just the way they say it was. There's
Speaker 1: a lot more to it than that was it? Though? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean you it's very easy if you were I
Speaker 1: don't know either, someone who likes to believe in the
Speaker 1: status quo. It's very easy to be like like.
Speaker 3: Really, well, that's one of my favorite moments. Was I
Speaker 3: love cul deliver delivery of really really really because the
Speaker 3: thing is you don't believe it because you just try
Speaker 3: to be you try to have this mindset of I'm
Speaker 3: not an art word as they use in this episode here,
Speaker 3: I'm very heavily so yeah, yeah, very so indeed. I'm
Speaker 3: just you know, I'm thinking logically, like, what is the
Speaker 3: logical explanation for this?
Speaker 1: What's what we see?
Speaker 3: What they explain is usually what it is, right, but
Speaker 3: people need to find No, they can't possibly be it.
Speaker 3: We can't possibly be that stupid. We can't possibly have
Speaker 3: allowed these people to take hijacked planes and do this.
Speaker 3: There has to be another reason.
Speaker 1: We have to have.
Speaker 3: Done it ourselves, our government and I love the twists
Speaker 3: and this of the government going, well, we planted the
Speaker 3: conspiracies to make everyone think that we were in control
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: Are you Are you ware of the term Ockham's razor?
Speaker 1: Do you know what that means? I don't know what
Speaker 1: it means, but I've definitely had it, yeah, which is
Speaker 1: essentially it means the simplest explanation is often the correct one. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pissed off Muslim, Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: But I did lie the way throughout though they constantly
Speaker 3: made you. It was like twists and turns anything, Wait,
Speaker 3: parkms don't believe it's real. Oh shit. It sort of
Speaker 3: it fed into the people who want to believe conspiracies.
Speaker 3: See it was there, and like, no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: This is a really good job of plotting vibe. So
Speaker 1: who you know, we tend to admire they're plotting and
Speaker 1: storytelling skills. But I mean this wrong footed you in
Speaker 1: so many different ways and just really kept you engaged
Speaker 1: and on top of the humor of it, which was
Speaker 1: pretty funny, but yeah, the way it just turned into
Speaker 1: this ongoing really really yeah yeah, No, I really enjoyed
Speaker 1: that aspect. I really enjoyed that aspect of it.
Speaker 3: Because I think today's version of nine to eleven or
Speaker 3: today's conspiracy theory, the big conspiracy theory of today's generation
Speaker 3: is either COVID or Trump's failed assassination with the ear
Speaker 3: How did his ear heal so quickly? And why was
Speaker 3: there a flag in the perfect spot? And why was
Speaker 3: he not running away scared? That kind of thing, like
Speaker 3: I don't fit into it, and all.
Speaker 1: That stuff about why don't we know anything about these shooters? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean often when there's when you have things like
Speaker 1: there's you've got news agencies or intelligence apparatus sort of
Speaker 1: going deeply and into who this person was and what
Speaker 1: motivated them. You don't know, I don't remember the shooter's
Speaker 1: name at all. You just move on to today's world
Speaker 1: bit of news. Next day yeah, I mean JD Vans
Speaker 1: US Vice President Jadvance copped a lot of flak for this,
Speaker 1: but I get the feeling there's a nugget of truth
Speaker 1: in there. He said on some podcasts recently that the
Speaker 1: Watergate scandal and basically, you know, got Richard Nixon kicked
Speaker 1: out of the White House, that would be like a
Speaker 1: twelve hour incident. The news cycle would just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: what they broke in and they were doing this and
Speaker 1: the president sort of knew about it. Yeah, okay, and yeah,
Speaker 1: twelve hours later, people have moved on to the next thing.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, well, that just speaks volumes about how you know,
Speaker 1: degraded our political system.
Speaker 3: Is like, yes, but also our attention spans for hops
Speaker 3: are fucked. It's interesting because Nicol and I were watching
Speaker 3: an episode of Law and Order from a couple of
Speaker 3: years ago, season twenty fourth, so we've been like twenty
Speaker 3: twenty four five and we're watching it. I'm going, why
Speaker 3: does this feel familiar?
Speaker 1: With this story?
Speaker 3: So a guy shoots the cee of a private health
Speaker 3: insurance and he's on the run, and all these people
Speaker 3: are trying to help all the all the residents of
Speaker 3: New York, like helping him get away, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, why is this. Oh, it's that Luigi GUYII. And
Speaker 1: I was like, did he get a victor? I looked
Speaker 1: it up and I was like, oh, he still hasn't
Speaker 1: go to But it's like remember when he was everyone
Speaker 1: was talking about how long did Luigi was? Twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1: So this was a rip from there. I mean, it
Speaker 1: wasn't like it wasn't like Simps was predicted that. It
Speaker 1: predicted that.
Speaker 3: It was a parody of that because at the end,
Speaker 3: because Lauren or does that so oft because at the
Speaker 3: end he goes to trial and like we find a
Speaker 3: defendant cut the black, I don't know who what they's like, yeah, yeah, was.
Speaker 1: Like WHOA done it again?
Speaker 3: But the thing is my point was that it was like,
Speaker 3: remember when that Luigi guy was what everyone was talking about,
Speaker 3: and now it's like is he in jail yet?
Speaker 1: Like you just move on? Oh you really do? Don't
Speaker 1: you just move on?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just thought that a really good job
Speaker 3: of just tackling conspiracy theories here. But my question is
Speaker 3: watching this episode in particular, in twenty twenty six, we
Speaker 3: lived through nine to eleven, so it rings true with us, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're coming up to the twenty fifth anniversary then we are, indeed,
Speaker 3: But anyone under twenty five watching this, would they really care?
Speaker 1: Would they be? Like? Because do people still talk about
Speaker 1: nine to eleven conspiracy theories? And unless you live through it?
Speaker 3: But even if you live through it, have we have
Speaker 3: we kind of as a as a general populate population
Speaker 3: for the majority of us, have we just moved on
Speaker 3: and just kind of accepted it was.
Speaker 1: Just the Muslims. It was just a terrorist.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say the Muslims. It was a terrorist. They
Speaker 3: were Muslims, but they were terrorists, not because that wasn't
Speaker 3: they were terrorists?
Speaker 1: Correct? Yeah? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I always think that September eleven truthers or whatever. We're
Speaker 1: a very small subset of people. It gets to a point,
Speaker 1: I guess, to a point where people go, I just
Speaker 1: don't care anymore. The moon landing. It's like you commit
Speaker 1: now and say it's fake, and people go whatever. What
Speaker 1: I always say is because like I always say, print
Speaker 1: the legend. I mean, if the moon landing was fake,
Speaker 1: it's like so much positive stuff will still emerge from it. Nonetheless,
Speaker 1: I mean, even the stuff that led up to it
Speaker 1: with you know, JFK saying things like we choose to
Speaker 1: go to the moon night because it's easy, but because
Speaker 1: it is hard. It's like, that's a really great message,
Speaker 1: like push yourself, do hard as shit, have grand ambitions.
Speaker 1: It's like, and there was a time when you know,
Speaker 1: for the President was actually saying that to you go, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're capable. Really, you know, if we push us there,
Speaker 1: we're capable of really great things. And if we didn't
Speaker 1: actually go, I mean, it's still a pretty impressive achievement.
Speaker 1: Faking everything like that.
Speaker 3: It's funny that the people who have the conspiracy of
Speaker 3: the moonlanding being fake fake, right, the people who believe that,
Speaker 3: are they the same people who believe that nine to
Speaker 3: eleven was an inside job, because it feels like they're
Speaker 3: opposite sides of the spectrum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really interesting. I'd love to see sort of
Speaker 1: a Venn diagram of what conspiracy theorists believe in and
Speaker 1: if someone is like a conspiracy theorist across the board,
Speaker 1: if they're like, that's not true, that's not true, that's
Speaker 1: not true. I don't believe that. I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that then you'll never believe anything. Well,
Speaker 1: that's true. It's hard.
Speaker 3: Twenty six with AI and everything, of course, but the
Speaker 3: thing is you can always trust us. The reason I
Speaker 3: asked that question was that so the people who believe
Speaker 3: the Moonline moonlanning was fake are doing it because they
Speaker 3: believe there's no way the American government could do this.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: The people who believe nine to eleven was inside job
Speaker 3: are believing are saying that the government is so good
Speaker 3: and so powerful that they created this inside job. So
Speaker 3: it's saying one saying that the government's two in nept
Speaker 3: and had to fake it, the other one saying the
Speaker 3: government is so well organized they're able to fake this
Speaker 3: this terrorist attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I think a lot of conspiracy theorists
Speaker 1: take that mindset because they like to think that someone
Speaker 1: is in charge, or they like to think that there's
Speaker 1: some grand plan behind it all and that it's not
Speaker 1: all just random. I find it awfully confusing, which is
Speaker 1: why I just tend to toe the party line. It's
Speaker 1: like we went to the moon. I believe there are
Speaker 1: there is life on other planets. I don't think it
Speaker 1: looks like little gray dudes, because I think it's if
Speaker 1: there is life somewhere else, it's probably like bacteria or
Speaker 1: a mist or something like that. Someone just drew aliens once.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's what aliens look like forever, pretty much
Speaker 3: like we've just accepted that's what aliens look like.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. I mean. You We've talked about
Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg a lot on Avaad podcast, on our various podcasts,
Speaker 1: and on you know, the movie Guy with Marlton Davis.
Speaker 1: We talked about Close Encounters. I think that was the
Speaker 1: first time that you saw like the alien that had
Speaker 1: the big head and the very slender body. I think, Okay,
Speaker 1: it seems to me unless there was you know, stuff
Speaker 1: prior to that in the seventies, or it's like I
Speaker 1: was addictive aliens and they look like this, But it
Speaker 1: feels like Close Encounter was kind of like ground zero
Speaker 1: for creating that alien, and now that seems to be
Speaker 1: the default mode for all aliens, right, big head, slender body,
Speaker 1: even to this day.
Speaker 3: I won't spoil things, but you know the film talking
Speaker 3: about from this year, I do project al Mary. But
Speaker 3: the other story to this one was that there was
Speaker 3: a herd found in the toilet by mister Mackie in
Speaker 3: the urinal, Yes, and he had to get to the
Speaker 3: bottom of it, and they tried to somehow link that
Speaker 3: with nine to eleven. Comes this big, you know, cat
Speaker 3: and mouse story about trying to find out you know.
Speaker 3: So it starts off with him trying to find out
Speaker 3: who did the third in the toilet in the urinal.
Speaker 3: Then it becomes the government responsible. Is that how it
Speaker 3: all works out? They tried to linked the nine to
Speaker 3: eleven the common lists to nine to eleven because Kyle
Speaker 3: was the master in line behind nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: And he's got his big theory. What is the theory?
Speaker 1: It's basically it's like one fast one. Yeah, I've never
Speaker 1: dived too deeply into conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3: Two towers, Yes, two minus one is one one and
Speaker 3: one is eleven and the nine members of Silverstein's Silverstein
Speaker 3: Silversteine's Who's Silverstein by the way, I don't know, but
Speaker 3: he says silver Stein at this point probably, Well, I get.
Speaker 1: The feeling it might be just a stereotypically Jewish name
Speaker 1: and love the look, but it could be Silverstein. Nine
Speaker 1: to elevens of a look. Larry Silverstein is an American
Speaker 1: billionaire businessman, so is he the guy who is shordered
Speaker 1: like a lot of Stock's the real estate of Alpert
Speaker 1: who signed a ninety nine year lease for the World
Speaker 1: Trade Center complex in July two thousand and one, just
Speaker 1: six weeks before the attacks. And he took out like
Speaker 1: a bunch of insurance or something. Oh wow, Okay.
Speaker 3: History includes a routine doctor's appointment that saved his life,
Speaker 3: a massive insurance payout, and leading the two decade rebuilding
Speaker 3: effort of ground zero. So yeah, his so his board
Speaker 3: of directors had nine people nine plus eleven nine nine
Speaker 3: eleven the final question. Yeah, final equation two minus one
Speaker 3: plus nine eleven equals twelve. Most mind is Kyle because
Speaker 3: he benefited both doing because he did well in.
Speaker 1: His spelling test.
Speaker 3: You got the store on twelve days after the nine
Speaker 3: eleven text.
Speaker 1: It was this be hugely. But that's what conspiracy do
Speaker 1: is do. Except yeah, when you break it all down
Speaker 1: like that, I'm not saying it holds worter, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Bak Winstone actually did their research, and I love the
Speaker 1: reaction here. It's one of my favorites. Let's get the
Speaker 1: favorite moments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Clyde there, whoa, because that's what happens.
Speaker 1: There's always at least one person in the gets there
Speaker 1: min Oh yeah, it gets the entire world rocks. Yeah
Speaker 1: by that kind of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I read that was the one. The first time
Speaker 3: I read I would have been like, I know, twelve thirteen.
Speaker 3: It was like, do you think that maybe oxygen is
Speaker 3: actually poison? Oh, it's like the cancer to us and
Speaker 3: it's just killing us slowly until we die. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh shit, oh shit, it's oxygen that's killing us, but
Speaker 3: we need it to breathe.
Speaker 1: Oh great, now I'm going Now I'm gonna be thinking
Speaker 1: about that when every breath that day, like oxygen is
Speaker 1: what is the thing that's killing us? But we need it.
Speaker 1: It's a real slow release.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it just kills some of us faster than others. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh fuck, that actually makes sense.
Speaker 1: That might take you ninety six years to kill you,
Speaker 1: but it'll get yet. Actually it's it's probably wrong, but
Speaker 1: I remember reading it for the first one was a
Speaker 1: kid going That was the first one I went, whoa, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure if we went to any any sign, does
Speaker 1: it anyone with any knowledge of like, yeah, how you're
Speaker 1: lung work? For instance, they would say no, that's completely wrong,
Speaker 1: and here's why. Yeah. The thing of it is, yeap,
Speaker 1: science needs better ambassadors or better spokespeople. I mean we
Speaker 1: do have a fair few of them. Doctor Carl maybe,
Speaker 1: doctor Phil, doctor non natural doctor. Remember, oh, this would
Speaker 1: be before your time. But when growing up, when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, there was a show that was on
Speaker 1: like post school. It was like four four point thirty
Speaker 1: PM or whatever called The Curiosity Show.
Speaker 3: Are you aware of this? No, I will look it up.
Speaker 3: Watch you hit about the Curiosity Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This was on Channel nine and it was basically
Speaker 1: like a side show. I think America had this. Is
Speaker 1: that it? Yeah that sounds about seventy two nineteen seasons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a bunch of guys who look like they're
Speaker 1: being on watch List. Now. So is this an American show? No,
Speaker 1: this was Australian really. Yeah, but they would, I think,
Speaker 1: to the best of my recollection, they would do like
Speaker 1: science experiments and things like that. It went to nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety so it was hosted by Rob Morrison and Dianne
Speaker 1: Hutton or was that Dianne maybe Dean Hutton his work Yeah, yeah, Dean.
Speaker 3: So it's Dean with E on the end. Yeah, Dean Hutton.
Speaker 3: The show was produced by Banks Your Productions. Five hundred
Speaker 3: episodes were produced across nineteen seasons. Clips from the episodes
Speaker 3: have been archived on YouTube for preservation.
Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. I love that YouTube, does it? That's
Speaker 1: the prosatory of all knowledge. That's one of that I
Speaker 1: said to Nicola the other day. I'm like, YouTube's just
Speaker 1: TV now. I asked the many people do you have
Speaker 1: Netflix on artists and to have YouTube? Yeah, it's all YouTube, absolutely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's one of the best investments I've made is getting
Speaker 1: YouTube Premium. No tell me about it. Yeah, that shit's dope,
Speaker 1: brought to you by YouTube. Rand of the part the
Speaker 1: hids because it cuts out the ads, it's important, Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the curiosity show that this is something you
Speaker 1: would have on after school. I'm not it was like
Speaker 1: one of the an institution kind of. But it was
Speaker 1: like when you'd go to like like the Melbourne Show
Speaker 1: or something you always wanted to get, like the Violet
Speaker 1: Crumble show bag or something ese. But this was like
Speaker 1: a showback from the hospital. Yeah, you know, it'd be
Speaker 1: like it was full of healthy stuff.
Speaker 3: It's like you know when your mum buys your your
Speaker 3: auntie buys you things that you need for Christmas as
Speaker 3: post things that you want correct like I want candy?
Speaker 1: Why have I got socks as opposed to an hour like
Speaker 1: you got miss Dope socks? Fantastic?
Speaker 3: What Past came out the other day and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm officially I was excited by seeing South Pike hondies.
Speaker 1: I was like South Pike Undies. But but to rewind
Speaker 1: a little bit, Yeah, science needs better spokespeople. Would you
Speaker 1: like to hear the theme song We'll Take You Back?
Speaker 1: It might makes I'm not saying this was my Is
Speaker 1: this it curiosity? The thing is you actually like intelligence?
Speaker 3: For watching this, you're gonna learn ship And the curiosity
Speaker 3: was I like the next level up from play school.
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah. I think I was miss sort
Speaker 1: of representing itself. I don't think it's all science. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like like, these are things that happened in
Speaker 1: the world. You may not know. It's internet pre Internet essentially,
Speaker 1: it's like, have you seen this to be good about this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's cool? Yeah, man, curiosity share and if there was
Speaker 1: I don't know you had the cool science dude. It was like,
Speaker 1: this is how your lungs work. You know, these are
Speaker 1: things you breathe, and this is what keeps you this
Speaker 1: is what keeps your vehicle moving. Like, wow, that's cool,
Speaker 1: that's nice, And then you might be less susceptible to
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just because you hear conspiracy theories right,
Speaker 3: and you think, well, I'm instantly going to be a
Speaker 3: whack job if I believe any of these conspiracy theories. Sure,
Speaker 3: but some conspiracy theories have been proven true over time,
Speaker 3: and you're like, fuck.
Speaker 1: The one.
Speaker 3: I chose not to believe it because some people just
Speaker 3: you know, they believe the conspiracy theories. Not I just
Speaker 3: I think I just by default just don't believe them.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I hear things and I go, I see what
Speaker 3: you're saying. I still don't believe it because I guess
Speaker 3: I just don't want to believe it. I'd rather believe
Speaker 3: what's easier.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the average sort of semi intelligent person
Speaker 1: realizes there's some degree of there's stuff going on that
Speaker 1: we don't know about. Yeah, but I don't think it
Speaker 1: really ever extends to something as big as say something
Speaker 1: like September eleventh. I think it's usually just like there's
Speaker 1: a bit of corruption going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: For me, the thing about big conspiracy there is like
Speaker 3: the moon landing, for example, I was actually talking to
Speaker 3: people about, I know, three weeks ago at a friend's place,
Speaker 3: no friends of friends, and they were avid believers that
Speaker 3: of conspiracy and that like to the point where like
Speaker 3: their whole demeanor change when it was brought up.
Speaker 1: Okay, and how could you what about that the flag movement?
Speaker 3: And I was just like, my thing is, there was
Speaker 3: four hundred thousand people working on that project. Expect me
Speaker 3: to believe that not one of them, Yeah, it's coming
Speaker 3: out and just said it was fake and there's.
Speaker 1: Someone on their deathbed.
Speaker 3: Yes, Like to me, if there if there was proof
Speaker 3: that it was fake, we'd know by now. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: it's been sixty years.
Speaker 1: We would know.
Speaker 3: And I was like, that's what you believe, That's fine.
Speaker 3: I believe logically that if four hundred thousand people worked
Speaker 3: on this project, one of them would have blown the whistle.
Speaker 1: One Now you'd think, so, yeah, people tend to be
Speaker 1: blab amount.
Speaker 3: Think think of the money you could earn by being
Speaker 3: the whistleblower of the moon landing. If you had genuine
Speaker 3: proof it was fair. Yeah, why would you not on
Speaker 3: your deathbed like you said, Hey, kids, I'm going to
Speaker 3: make our family a fucking fortune by being the whistle
Speaker 3: blow of the moon landing. And then I think the
Speaker 3: person was saying they all signed NDAs. I'm like, your deathbed,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter, but.
Speaker 1: Would would not have it. And I was like, that's fine.
Speaker 1: We're not even talking about an NDA here. It's like,
Speaker 1: if you ever tell anybody this, we're killing your whole generation.
Speaker 1: We're killing your family generation by.
Speaker 3: J But there's there's no way that that many people
Speaker 3: can be And that's the same thing for me with COVID,
Speaker 3: people saying it's all conspiracy development. I'm like, there's no
Speaker 3: way that every scientist in the world is working together
Speaker 3: against us.
Speaker 1: How was it a conspiracy they're saying it was.
Speaker 3: The conspiracy theory I he for COVID was that it
Speaker 3: was created in a lab to have us take these
Speaker 3: injections that are now controlling, not controlling our minds, but
Speaker 3: just get controlling. They want they want to, they want
Speaker 3: us to take these needles, and most people will refuse
Speaker 3: to take this needle we don't know of, so we'll
Speaker 3: create this fake disease in a lab. Put it out
Speaker 3: into the public, create fear, and everyone will get this
Speaker 3: JAB and now we can control them.
Speaker 1: Do you get the jab, the JAB and you get boosters. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I've had a bunch and I don't feel
Speaker 1: subnicked significantly different Noel, because I'm older.
Speaker 3: But people kept saying everything changed after COVID. It's like, yes,
Speaker 3: because we were locked in our fucking houses.
Speaker 1: What it did, I would say, if there's any conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory surrounding COVID, it's like it Netflix did it. No,
Speaker 1: it fucked up the economy. Yeah, it completely tanked the economy.
Speaker 3: Well, that and just people's ability to socialize. People just
Speaker 3: people prefer to stay home now then go out. It
Speaker 3: costs more. But b I just I've got a few
Speaker 3: mates of mine who I feel like I'm more socially
Speaker 3: awkward now because they spent so long by themselves in
Speaker 3: their house.
Speaker 1: But then, was COVID that long in the scheme of things?
Speaker 1: I mean maybe if you're a little older, it was
Speaker 1: two years, I guess two years about living your house.
Speaker 1: I left my house all the time during COVID, not
Speaker 1: not all. I mean, I've mainly gone to Luise's place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just started saying each other. Yeah, but I get it.
Speaker 1: You didn't go out, you didn't go out. No, I
Speaker 1: know it. Yeah, I know what you mean. The basically,
Speaker 1: the freedoms of just life were taken away for years.
Speaker 1: That's true when it comes to this thing. I always
Speaker 1: defer to. There's a line in the great movie All
Speaker 1: the President's Men about Watergate where the character of Deep Throat,
Speaker 1: who's the guy providing woodwind burnsteing with the information, what
Speaker 1: a name, what a great name? Great this guy who
Speaker 1: basically says about the whole Watergate thing. Because everyone's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is such great conspiracy. Everybody's involved,
Speaker 1: this guy says, the fact of the matter is these
Speaker 1: are not very broad guys, and things just got out
Speaker 1: of control. Yeah. And I tend to think that people
Speaker 1: are ascribing too much intelligence and ingenuity on the part
Speaker 1: of a lot of these conspiracies. So I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the case.
Speaker 3: It's like a little clapto guy you got away with
Speaker 3: a few times, got ahead of himself, took a few
Speaker 3: too many suits sunglasses.
Speaker 1: And got caught. Correct, I only took one pair of sunglass,
Speaker 1: how many books? Was it though? Four? Please stop bringing
Speaker 1: up clear this is going to be related to our
Speaker 1: next episode because we were talking about statutal limitations. Yes,
Speaker 1: but yeah urinal do I for one have never taken
Speaker 1: a dump in a urinal I've seen. So what's your
Speaker 1: most horrific? What are your favorite? Mostion? In episode spot
Speaker 1: to talking about faite a massive agent? You talked about
Speaker 1: Clyde going whoa leaning up to that? If we zoom
Speaker 1: in on one of the drinned house just dreadful? What
Speaker 1: what do you used to call that? Was it? Ms
Speaker 1: paint Kyle demonic grin holding a note and was gonna.
Speaker 3: Wear with I can still visualize that the devil's face
Speaker 3: in the smoke of it. It's like, why did we
Speaker 3: believe this stuff? But the thing is nine to eleven
Speaker 3: For me, I think it ranged runs true, like just
Speaker 3: vividly in my mind because I was only twelve or
Speaker 3: thirteen when it happened. I think I just turned thirteen.
Speaker 3: And for kids and they touched onto here in the episode,
Speaker 3: I'm surprised they didn't dove into it further, and I
Speaker 3: thought that's what they're going to go for. When the
Speaker 3: kids were talking about nine to eleven and whatnot, and
Speaker 3: sheerly runs off and has a PTA meeting saying, we
Speaker 3: can't have the kids that confused about nine to eleven,
Speaker 3: the conspiracy, blah blah blah. All these conspiracies were running
Speaker 3: well with kids because this was our first real, big,
Speaker 3: major events and we were worried that the world was
Speaker 3: coming to an end. I have vivid memories of kids
Speaker 3: in the schoolyard saying, oh, yeah, it's going to be
Speaker 3: another world war. We're going to die soon.
Speaker 1: And we believed that. I was thinking that I was
Speaker 1: an adult. Yeah yeah, I mean that was like I
Speaker 1: almost said. I was working at the local newspaper the
Speaker 1: night that September eleven happened, and it was all we talked,
Speaker 1: a all we covered for the next week.
Speaker 3: In every way, yeah, I don't think any looking back,
Speaker 3: I don't think any adults, parents, teachers, anyone sat us
Speaker 3: down the kids and actually explained to us what was
Speaker 3: going on. We had to start to try and figure
Speaker 3: it out for ourselves. I think that the world was
Speaker 3: in such a state of panic that I think the
Speaker 3: parents just thought, O, the kids aren't going to get it.
Speaker 3: But going back, I'm thinking we were pretty we were
Speaker 3: really worried, and I just don't remember having any conversations
Speaker 3: with a grown up at the time explained to me
Speaker 3: like it will likely be okay for you guys, but
Speaker 3: we didn't get that. And I think that's what they
Speaker 3: were touching on here when Chilla's like, the kids are
Speaker 3: running wild with conspiracies, we need to explain to them,
Speaker 3: and then they never touch on it from then on.
Speaker 3: But I just think that was an element of nine
Speaker 3: to eleven. I don't think really gets discussed enough about. Sure,
Speaker 3: teenagers maybe like you know, in their fifteen sixteen year olds,
Speaker 3: they knew right, but the kids who were alive during
Speaker 3: the time, it wasn't explained to them. We're trying to
Speaker 3: figure it out for ourselves.
Speaker 1: And maybe you're seeing it on the TV and you're
Speaker 1: look confused about I think you probably also pick up
Speaker 1: on the vibe of your yes, the grown ups around
Speaker 1: you who are like, ooh, that is terrible.
Speaker 3: It was the first time I remember seeing so many
Speaker 3: of my adult so many of the adults in my
Speaker 3: life being all worried. Yeah, like genuinely concerned.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing of it is, this is also
Speaker 1: this also happened in America. Yeah, first time in what
Speaker 1: over half a century that there'd been like an attack
Speaker 1: of this size age on American soil. Probably the biggest
Speaker 1: thing since Pearl Harbor. And America, of course has the
Speaker 1: world's ear in a lot of ways because it happened
Speaker 1: in the States. Ship there's the worst thing that ever happened.
Speaker 1: I remember there was some episode of like The West
Speaker 1: Wing or something I were talking about September eleven, and
Speaker 1: I think the Roblow character said, Yeah, it's pretty big
Speaker 1: deal for America in you know, in the Middle East.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like Tuesday. Yeah, this happens all over
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 3: Just say someone hijacked the plane and drove it too big, Ben,
Speaker 3: it would have been huge, Yeah, and the Americans would
Speaker 3: have offered the support, but it wouldn't have been this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Correct. A couple more favorite moments, if you don't mind,
Speaker 1: you mentioned Clyde going why before I thought Clyde cracking
Speaker 1: up when he's getting railed by mister Mackie. Did he
Speaker 1: say led a big mud bunky.
Speaker 3: I wanted to touch on that, so I did think
Speaker 3: the Mackie storyline here for me, there's a couple of
Speaker 3: elements I.
Speaker 1: Thought they were throughout the episode. I felt about beating
Speaker 1: a dead.
Speaker 3: Horse right With a couple of the gags, it felt
Speaker 3: like there was two aspects to the episode. I thought
Speaker 3: it just felt like Parker and Stone were just trying
Speaker 3: to humor themselves. Yes, and Mackie's variations on the word ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just his various euphan business fors.
Speaker 3: And the Hardley Brothers, right, the Hardy Brothers was I've
Speaker 3: never had a Hardy Brother's book.
Speaker 1: Right, Hardy Boys? Yeah, sorry, Hardy Boys. Even though they
Speaker 1: are brothers, they referred to as the Hardy Boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they are they brothers. The Hardy Boys are a wrestling team. Well,
Speaker 1: the Hardy Boys are also the detective boys in this
Speaker 1: they are the Hardley Boys.
Speaker 3: Harley Boy, that's Hardy Brothers. I know why said okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: the Hardy Boys. I should say right, because I'd say
Speaker 3: the WWE tag team with a Z because it was extreme.
Speaker 1: Boys. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm the greatest tag teams of all time.
Speaker 1: But you would have heard of you. Surely you have
Speaker 1: heard of Jeff Hardy the guy jumps off ladders. No,
Speaker 1: most of them jumped off flats. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, I just thought that reference was
Speaker 3: even like two thousand and six. Like, I grew up
Speaker 3: in the nineties and I had no recollection. I'd heard
Speaker 3: of the Hardy Boys. Yeah, I'd seen their books in
Speaker 3: the library. I've never gone, you know what, I'm going
Speaker 3: to pick up and read one of those books. And
Speaker 3: I'm watching this, going what's with the erection gags here?
Speaker 1: I did not get this. The face dish like it was.
Speaker 3: It was it them just they thought it was funny
Speaker 3: in the writer's room and just through it.
Speaker 1: Just it. It seems like a gag that slayed in
Speaker 1: the writer's room. Want to see because I was like,
Speaker 1: what is going on here? There was a Hardy Boys
Speaker 1: TV show in the seventies and eighties. Did they look
Speaker 1: like this? Do they talk like that? To the best
Speaker 1: of my recollection, No, they sort of cast young, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maleppers, young whip essentially, Yeah, young teen idol types,
Speaker 1: handsome young dudes. And do you know that named Nancy Drew? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I think Nancy Drew is like a spin off,
Speaker 1: like she's like the female with the Google version they
Speaker 1: had with the Torch. But I don't recall them being
Speaker 1: and I may be drawing a long bow here essentially closeted, closeted, incestuous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even closeted.
Speaker 3: I just think that they, as you said, just felt
Speaker 3: like something that in the right with this be and
Speaker 3: in all.
Speaker 1: Honesty, I think a lot of people sort of came
Speaker 1: out of the going I've got a raging clothes. You're
Speaker 1: probably doing it for like a week or so. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not a gag that has legs like Nce,
Speaker 1: stay tuned for our next episode. That works, that just
Speaker 1: keeps working. But yeah, for I imagine you had someone
Speaker 1: who has no, say strongly to developed sense of humor
Speaker 1: of their own going to the playground for the next
Speaker 1: and for the next up, the days going around, I've
Speaker 1: got a raging cloe watch south Back.
Speaker 3: If that's that catchphrase. Was a scientist, someone who maybe
Speaker 3: been arrested for public masturbation or something of an erection
Speaker 3: that might still feel like it's relevant the.
Speaker 1: Late great Pea we Hermant got railroaded. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: if you've got a peewee style character who was busted
Speaker 1: for jacket and an adult theater among us, what are
Speaker 1: adult theaters for if not for Jack and Yeah, then
Speaker 1: maybe it makes a little sense unless it's you know, like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: wouldn't be funny if the Hardy Boys were hot for
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah. I just thought it was got and
Speaker 1: got so turned on by by solving crimes. I think
Speaker 1: because the entire time I'm trying to work out what
Speaker 1: is this referring to? What is this? And it just
Speaker 1: thought it feels like a reference, doesn't It feels like
Speaker 1: there's some joke in here that I'm not getting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a reference or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that felt And what was the other thing
Speaker 3: that you I was just Mackie is going on about
Speaker 3: the du so I thought I thought mack I thought
Speaker 3: that was kind of funny.
Speaker 1: It was funny. It's a decent enough runner. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: just sort of just kept going and going. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fine. Yeah. By the way, sorry, we were
Speaker 1: really sort of drifting away from our favorite moments. But
Speaker 1: I had to from Randy. Randy's great in this just
Speaker 1: doing that very truth seeking, noble truth seeking things in
Speaker 1: that we have to be brieve enough to ask question, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the empiside question. When the Hardly Boys are doing that,
Speaker 1: doing their clue shit, it's like I've got a raging
Speaker 1: clue let's follow it over here. Leave. It's like god speed,
Speaker 1: It's so serious. I love how they they when they
Speaker 1: use Randy like that, it's just like the voice of reason,
Speaker 1: just taking themselves so seriously and probably just just an idiot.
Speaker 1: I love that so much. That's okay. Remember there are
Speaker 1: no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia time. My first
Speaker 1: question for you is the first one. The mischie of
Speaker 1: the nal uneral urinal uneral urinal Deuce is issue number
Speaker 1: what it's number thirty seven? That was my first question.
Speaker 1: I like they cover because I love the way the
Speaker 1: issue of it was in the Torchlight. Yeah. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: that's a great that's great. They used to have books
Speaker 1: like this all the time. It was fantastic. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I loved how you know this episode is titled Mystery
Speaker 1: the Urinal Deuce. The book is actually told Mystery of
Speaker 1: the Urinal Turd, is it? Yeah? Okay, so yeah, the
Speaker 1: villain parkerin Stone sort of turned the script into Comedy
Speaker 1: Central Leader and said go with this title. Sorry, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll go with you. My first question to you is
Speaker 1: what is the name of the website that Cartman uses
Speaker 1: to investigate his September eleven theories, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was nine to eleven truth or whoever it was it is, Oh,
Speaker 1: it is that one. So yeah, And I initially thought, oh,
Speaker 1: they're we're only going to see these ones, but then
Speaker 1: we see Brent with that guy.
Speaker 3: My next one is I've already spoiled this one. The
Speaker 3: spelling test was how many days after nine to eleven?
Speaker 1: Oh, it was like twelve days, five days. Yes. My
Speaker 1: third and final question for you is what is mister
Speaker 1: Venezuela's first name or his actual Christian name. He's got
Speaker 1: a badge on his on his shirt, Stephen, No, it
Speaker 1: is not. What is it? It is ose.
Speaker 3: I thought they'd go the other way where they wouldn't
Speaker 3: be Venezuela's like so on the nose and his name
Speaker 3: would be like Steve.
Speaker 1: I love mister. This is mister Bendersue the school journal.
Speaker 1: He makes six months, six monks an hour at best,
Speaker 1: best three kids at home. My next question, the follow
Speaker 1: a question for you, is named three of the terms
Speaker 1: that Mackie uses for poop in this one besides douce,
Speaker 1: because I have I've already mentioned mud monkey, big fudge dragon,
Speaker 1: fudge dragon. Yeh yeah, yeah, and oh damn it, there
Speaker 1: were so many, and I've forgotten there was a meaty chud.
Speaker 1: Meaty chud. That's a brown rag doll, a chocolate hot dog,
Speaker 1: a dookie. I love the dookie. It's such a cute
Speaker 1: name for a ship. It is, make a dookie. It's
Speaker 1: why I've never been able to take Christopher Lee's character
Speaker 1: in the Star with freakul seriously doo can dookoo? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or isn't it was the character in Scream is his name?
Speaker 1: I kept character what's his name? Jewey, Dewey, not Dooky,
Speaker 1: and then they and they call him either Dookie or
Speaker 1: Doofy in the Scary Doofy That's right, yes, yeah, well
Speaker 1: the Scary movie Rooboots. It came and went, didn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like all these fans who are like so excited
Speaker 1: for went and went, oh ship, everyone's excited for stuff,
Speaker 1: and then it just vanishes. Yeah, I mean, nothing sticks it,
Speaker 1: Nothing sticks Toy Story five, It's like it's gone. People
Speaker 1: weren't all that mad about the Minions movie and was
Speaker 1: like the Minions movie.
Speaker 3: My kids went and saw it for still a holiday program, hollies,
Speaker 3: Like I'd never try it.
Speaker 1: Usually did that, I'd be so stuckd Holy really enjoyed it,
Speaker 1: but I read reviews like this, this is the lowest
Speaker 1: box office ever, and I'm like, it got care it
Speaker 1: got really great reviews and loan box. I was like,
Speaker 1: we meant to have the opposite opinions movie. What's going
Speaker 1: on anyway? It was just like poop number two, Doogie
Speaker 1: do crap, craped, pooped, deuce, turd, Meaty, Chad Brown, rag Doll, Chocolate,
Speaker 1: hot Dog, Fudge, Dragon, and mud Monkey. They're the best ones.
Speaker 1: They are good. All right, it's time there for some
Speaker 1: cheesy poop shout outs. Shall we get underway? Mister Davis,
Speaker 1: No conspiracy with these guys. They're all just top not
Speaker 1: I love cheesypoofs. You love cheesypoofs. Weed didn't need cheesypoofs. Weeety.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Dano's green Here's just this long list
Speaker 1: of numbers, and now I'm really worried about d No.
Speaker 1: That's that.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to finish Elliot's footy car collection. From that,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you need is this one?
Speaker 1: This one? This one's I'm not going to e Bay.
Speaker 1: I'm like number twenty seven from this one. Honest the
Speaker 1: guy look blood cabin stearing out one does one? Alright?
Speaker 1: Starting with the incredible Chisel's number was he fourteen? Okay,
Speaker 1: Patrick Dendrew is thirty five? Those two up here you
Speaker 1: get exact three. It comes to nineteen sixty three. Let's done, cats,
Speaker 1: pre there's a great conspiracy with the Geelng Cats. Who
Speaker 1: throws one out there? Now?
Speaker 3: Sure so it nineteen sixty three was the last time
Speaker 3: jeng Cat's won a Grand far before they are two
Speaker 3: thousands seven triumph.
Speaker 1: Right coach by your dad? Right? So the oh no, Bobby,
Speaker 1: what have you done? So the final score of that
Speaker 1: game was Hang on? What was it? Because once I
Speaker 1: see the score, I will know what the theory was.
Speaker 1: Hang on. Oh, by the way, this on I got
Speaker 1: to show you from Instagram Jehong Cats two thousand and seven,
Speaker 1: grand Oh, we're talking about two thousand and seven, grandpa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So here's the because you mentioned sixty three. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the final score twenty four nineteen nineteen sixty three
Speaker 3: right to six eight forty four right, one hundred and
Speaker 3: sixty three was Gelong's final score. Nine and sixty three
Speaker 3: was the last year they won the Grand Final. Two
Speaker 3: players missed out on that Grand Final, Mark Blake number
Speaker 3: twenty four, Matthew Egan number nineteen. It had been forty
Speaker 3: four years since they'd won the last flag.
Speaker 1: What whoa look? What the fuck.
Speaker 3: So Geelong's final score twenty four ninety ninety sixty three,
Speaker 3: one hundred and sixty three. The two plays missed out
Speaker 3: in the final week of the Grand Final where players
Speaker 3: twenty four and players nineteen the team they beat. Their
Speaker 3: final scorees forty four. It's been forty four years since
Speaker 3: they won the Grand Final in nineteen sixty three. Their
Speaker 3: final score one hundred and sixty three.
Speaker 1: Dan, I'm about to say a word that explains just
Speaker 1: about everything in situations like this. Coincidence. Yes, but I'm
Speaker 1: just saying this is the kind of shit that people
Speaker 1: run on with you. Oh of course you it's so
Speaker 1: much fun to do, yes.
Speaker 3: But yeah again, I just remember people talking about that
Speaker 3: when the john Cats won the Grand Final, and I'm like, guys,
Speaker 3: calm down, it's just numbers.
Speaker 1: It's just numbers. And you know we've got the highest
Speaker 1: numbers that we won.
Speaker 3: Let's like that, I mean, with the highest of quality
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Speaker 1: By the time you hear the KDG, you will have
Speaker 1: been the age that you are now for quite some time.
Speaker 1: But was ktg's birthday not long ago like last week,
Speaker 1: I believe, So we've got this happy birthday, Keith d.
Speaker 3: It's your birthday. God bless you this day. You give
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Speaker 3: all right. So the original air date of the Mystery
Speaker 3: of the Urinal Deuce was October eleventh, two thousand and six.
Speaker 3: The top three films at the US box office won
Speaker 3: this air number three open season, down from number one,
Speaker 3: number two The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the beginning any good, no,
Speaker 3: no good? Okay, I think beats to two thousand and
Speaker 3: three remake, one of the best reboot of all time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I recall it being it's pretty nasty, the sequel
Speaker 1: to the remake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of nasty films. Sometimes you come across things
Speaker 3: on Twitter and it's like this final scene haunted me
Speaker 3: forever wherever this movie, And I'm like, what movie was this?
Speaker 1: It was a movie called Eden Lake. Oh. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh boy, why did I look this up? Oh boy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not great. I was not watching the I wish I
Speaker 1: didn't look it up. Yeah, that's that is a really
Speaker 1: well made movie that I will never watch again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's drasy bark of Yeah, pretty much. It just
Speaker 3: gets worse and worse and worse and there's no happy ending.
Speaker 1: No, not at all. Broad cast that's life though, that's
Speaker 1: probably a more realistic approach to what would happen in
Speaker 1: that situation. Absolutely great cast in that one, because I
Speaker 1: think it's Michael Fastbender, Yeah, Kelly Riley from Yellowstone and
Speaker 1: there's a Dutton ranch the new one, the spin off,
Speaker 1: and I think one of the young chaps in it
Speaker 1: is this kid Jack O'Connell, who I think was the
Speaker 1: bad guy in Sinners. Ah, yes, yeah, yeah, good movie.
Speaker 1: Don't watch it.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, if your future I'm a fan,
Speaker 3: we say, don't watch Jurassic Park. You're gonna watch it,
Speaker 3: you're probably gonna enjoy it, but you're never gonna watch
Speaker 3: it again. Correct, but watch it, but just we warned
Speaker 3: you your powers wounded?
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. And number one was The Departed, Hey the
Speaker 1: padded Yeah Departed.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: You've never said it from start to finish, have you not? No,
Speaker 1: I've got it on four K what during the recent
Speaker 1: say I'm going to watch it check it out. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good stuff. A lot of people were ragging on
Speaker 1: it recently because you know, like, who doesn't that's just
Speaker 1: fun to rag on things. Now everything's ragged on. People
Speaker 1: just say shit, yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like my theory now is people are so
Speaker 3: miserable now that they can't handle other people enjoying something.
Speaker 1: Correct, No, you're not let it.
Speaker 3: Enjoy Toy Story five. I'm like, see, I want to
Speaker 3: Toy Story five. I thought it was pretty mad, but
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's a toy story movie.
Speaker 1: My kids enjoyed it. Who cares? Correct? But there's people
Speaker 1: are going on, no, we should have been this, it
Speaker 1: should have been. I was just like, words, there's not
Speaker 1: another damn, And I was like, why do you care
Speaker 1: so much? Because lives are miserable and you need something.
Speaker 1: What's that that Simpsons headlines like talking dog to make
Speaker 1: life bearable? If it was oh, talking to you mean
Speaker 1: the barking dog, it's something like a headline that home
Speaker 1: is reading the paper and something like talking dog makes
Speaker 1: life bearable or something like that. I could have just
Speaker 1: been imagining this and I could have could have just
Speaker 1: come up with one of the best gags ever for
Speaker 1: the Simpsons.
Speaker 3: Yea, I'm getting the talking dog scene. From the from
Speaker 3: the Chili Peppers one. I can't find it.
Speaker 1: You could be right. Maybe it's got something to do
Speaker 1: with Gabbo as well. He'll tell us what to do.
Speaker 1: But it was basically, this very inane thing will make
Speaker 1: you know, we'll distract you for a little while and
Speaker 1: make it bring a little light to your life, just
Speaker 1: for a minute. And yeah, that's what a lot of
Speaker 1: the ship's meant to do. We're really investing too much in, like, oh,
Speaker 1: the magic of pixel will take me back to that
Speaker 1: time in my life where I had no way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you were a kid and everyone else was paying
Speaker 1: your fucking bills or the any concern you had was
Speaker 1: whether it was fruit loops or cocoa pops. Correct. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you know, if you were a smart young player,
Speaker 1: you combined the two. Yeah, got a taste insation.
Speaker 3: Never combined fruit loops and cocoa pops. That would have
Speaker 3: been a demand. I've got to hear in that. Should
Speaker 3: I try it out, give it a whill man. I
Speaker 3: feel maybe to do some taste testes.
Speaker 1: With the kids. I would have occasionally was what was
Speaker 1: your odd combination for breakfast? I never really had anything
Speaker 1: like that. I would consider myself very adventurous. If I
Speaker 1: had like strawberry quick and chocolate quick, and I combined
Speaker 1: the two to make like a strawberry chocolate to milk drink,
Speaker 1: I would never do banana. I've never banana kid. I
Speaker 1: never liked I always loved it.
Speaker 3: I've never liked banana flav I like bananas, notavor, but
Speaker 3: una flavored lollies, bana flair.
Speaker 1: We have discussed this in the past. I've got a
Speaker 1: real hankering for like banana flavored stuff. Other banana's just fine,
Speaker 1: but banana flavored stuff, I'm all over it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it always get I always copped a lot of flag
Speaker 1: for it. As I've said, I am a slat for variance,
Speaker 1: and I've been that way since I was a child.
Speaker 1: I was a child slut. Feel free to feel free
Speaker 1: to click that would have really liked you nice, what
Speaker 1: a hot lady, n But it was a little kid,
Speaker 1: and you know, you go get Big M's and they
Speaker 1: had like Big m blueberry, very short lived. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to try that. It was looking at me like,
Speaker 1: why don't you have chocolate? You're freaking but you know,
Speaker 1: like banana stuff or what it was like Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to try that, and I'm that to this day.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a great Instagram acan called the Grocery Geek.
Speaker 1: It's like this variants coming out coming soon to a
Speaker 1: cols near you, and I'm like, can't wait. Put it
Speaker 1: in the calendar mid July. You say, I'll be there
Speaker 1: opening money.
Speaker 3: I got a variant some potato chips. Now they do
Speaker 3: it quite a lot. Yeah, And it was like meat
Speaker 3: pie and gravy. I'm like, I have to try this
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's fucking meat pieing gravy.
Speaker 1: How did they do it? I was I was going
Speaker 1: to contact you over the weekend because I went to
Speaker 1: Aldi and like, hey, Fourth of July is coming up.
Speaker 1: Let's get get all the American candy out of the
Speaker 1: back room and put it up front. But they had
Speaker 1: like they'll have Reese's pieces, but they won't have the
Speaker 1: actual Reese's pieces. But they actually had them this time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I've got to let Dan about
Speaker 1: this so we could get some of Elliott and like
Speaker 1: stream and swim around Fort style. Oh do they? I'm
Speaker 1: probably that. I've thought recent pieces are essentially eminem It was.
Speaker 3: A butterfinger I thought something. Had they do peanut butter
Speaker 3: cups as well? Okay, yeah, maybe it's just like the
Speaker 3: variant the peanut vary.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so it's like, yeah, because Eminem said no,
Speaker 1: so they recis pieces instead. Yeah, exactly, Like.
Speaker 3: No, that's gonna be one of the worst decisions of
Speaker 3: all time, right, turning down Star Wars and saying no
Speaker 3: to the product placement in e T.
Speaker 1: Well, so many places turned down ET. I mean Columbia
Speaker 1: was initially going to produce ET. Yeah, and they said
Speaker 1: when I feeling it. But Reese's Pieces in ET started
Speaker 1: product placement right in films. I didn't don't get quite
Speaker 1: started it, but it was. It was one of the
Speaker 1: first big ones, right, it was one of the first
Speaker 1: big fuck ups. Oh it might have been because of
Speaker 1: the fuck up, it might have got a bit of note. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you call it?
Speaker 3: Publicity? Can you think of blatant product placement in films
Speaker 3: before that? Don't you give me a night, give me
Speaker 3: an option?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I don't think it was obvious, but it
Speaker 1: was just there.
Speaker 3: You think you mentioned Jaws like Quinn's Like I'm using
Speaker 3: my Fisherman's surprise fishing, right, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I was thinking back to the future where he's like,
Speaker 1: give me a pepsi free or give me a tab
Speaker 1: and all that. That's actually I know. I was about
Speaker 1: to say, I'm sure there are examples of this. I
Speaker 1: can't think of any right now, let's talk about mystery. Indeed, Yes,
Speaker 1: the episode Kick I Depart, Ye Departed was the top one. Yes,
Speaker 1: mister Mackie, he sends the girls out of the school hall,
Speaker 1: the school assembly. By the way, Yeah, this came out
Speaker 1: in two thousand and six. You say, you hear what
Speaker 1: Garrison was talking about. Jolly countered back to Anderson. This
Speaker 1: is about the time of Brandelina, because you know, Brad
Speaker 1: and Angelina had made mister Smith either and they just
Speaker 1: fell in love and it was a love story for
Speaker 1: the ages where everything worked out fine for a while.
Speaker 1: That's the joke. Here's some horror stories about after that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna saying yeah, but you it sounds like
Speaker 1: the kind of thing that Garrison w just be across,
Speaker 1: like Caddy a little bitch. Yes, Oh, wonder what wonder
Speaker 1: one's up with bran Jelena. Oh you tell him jown,
Speaker 1: but he sends so is it the classroom? Is it
Speaker 1: is the classroom, isn't it assembit he sends the girls
Speaker 1: out of the classroom because someone's taking a poop in
Speaker 1: the urinal. And this is actually one of my favorite moments.
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention it, Jimmy, Why is someone to
Speaker 1: do such a census crean butters and do what the
Speaker 1: urine is the wall toilet wall toilet for peeing it.
Speaker 1: He's not why I had a problem with it. I
Speaker 1: was finally a little hard to wrap my head around
Speaker 1: because every ural I've ever known from from school and yeah,
Speaker 1: basically from school, it was a wall piss tray. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just a if you're standing on piss essentially.
Speaker 1: I mean, if someone doesn't have a lot of spraying power,
Speaker 1: it was like this piss here, I've got to stand there, yeah,
Speaker 1: or you.
Speaker 3: So the thing is the way these things work, ladies
Speaker 3: out there listening, is you're peeking straight into a wall
Speaker 3: that's what six inches from away from you. So if
Speaker 3: you don't point it down properly, just peeling over your
Speaker 3: feet because it's bouncing back, you'll get some splash back.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent getting splash back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I can only imagine the kind of desperation
Speaker 1: that would take to like all the stalls are taken,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to take it up here at least
Speaker 1: with these sort of standalone you's like it vaguely resembles
Speaker 1: something you could sit on or sit in or squat
Speaker 1: over or squat over. Yes, anyway, wasn't that a fun combo?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a great visual?
Speaker 3: But Carton says, it's all a big conspiracy, just like
Speaker 3: nine to eleven, and Car starts questioning him immediately and
Speaker 3: he's not taking him seriously.
Speaker 1: You just believe everything your tool car, Yeah, And.
Speaker 3: Mister Making says the police are on their way, and
Speaker 3: the cop said, look, we're looking around it, but we've
Speaker 3: got no evidence. We're we're going to do here. And
Speaker 3: Mackie thinks there's going to be a motive here because
Speaker 3: why would somebody possibly do this? So they call in,
Speaker 3: they say, with the cops say we can't do anything
Speaker 3: about this, We'll call in the hardy boys.
Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: Twos with a nack for solving crimes, well.
Speaker 1: Kid detectives or young detectives was very big in the
Speaker 1: seventies and eighties, maybe even beforehand, but there was of
Speaker 1: course The Hardy Boys and Nancy drew Encyclopedia Brown. That
Speaker 1: was a very big thing. Never heard of this one,
Speaker 1: never heard of it. He was like a kid detective
Speaker 1: who Yeah, it was just this little smart hour who
Speaker 1: knew how to solve crimes. But I was really big
Speaker 1: on those books, and I wasn't when I was a
Speaker 1: young whipper snapper. I think there was a reference to
Speaker 1: Encyclopedia Brand in some early Tarantino movie and it was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, this guy's dropping that reference. This guy's going deep.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was a kid, I went to
Speaker 3: a primary school that wasn't very rich, north Shore Primary School.
Speaker 3: We had like, you know, ten Macintosh computers and they
Speaker 3: have like five different games. You just played the same
Speaker 3: games over and over again, and one of them was
Speaker 3: Wearing the World is Carmen San Diego, which is like
Speaker 3: like a mystery game.
Speaker 1: I wrote. You play it and you'd clock it, and
Speaker 1: then you get back the next time and you play
Speaker 1: it again, like you never clocked me? Flo What do
Speaker 1: I do now? You think, why the fuck? Why didn't
Speaker 1: just remember?
Speaker 3: We play that the same word The word comes sandiegame
Speaker 3: on the those big floppy disc over the big.
Speaker 1: That's computer that source and you're thinking to you, yeah,
Speaker 1: making you not think anymore. By the way, isn't the
Speaker 1: answer to the question in the question didn't you in
Speaker 1: San Diego?
Speaker 3: Possibly the answer is San Diego. But I did like
Speaker 3: the intro here. It just felt like a comic come
Speaker 3: to life. Oh yeah, and the torch of the issue
Speaker 3: thirty seven, I liked it. I think for me is
Speaker 3: comics is something I've never really gotten into. It surprises
Speaker 3: me because I'm the prime candidate, candidate for someone who
Speaker 3: comic books, but just never did. I'm wondering whether it's
Speaker 3: something Elliott would enjoy. Showed him a Simpsons comic about
Speaker 3: it about a year ago now when it was just
Speaker 3: first starting to really learn how to read, and he
Speaker 3: couldn't quite work out the way you're supposed to read
Speaker 3: them reading and then going down. I think you need
Speaker 3: to have a bit of more grasp of concept of
Speaker 3: how the layout of comics before you can start reading.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, because he was just reading the speech bubbles,
Speaker 3: but he wasn't reading him in the right order.
Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, can be kind of complicated, But
Speaker 1: what is the order for speech bubbles in a comic?
Speaker 1: Is it left to right, up to down. I think so, yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah. If you've got two people in the in
Speaker 1: the frame and they're talking to one another, I think
Speaker 1: you know, person on the left has there's on the
Speaker 1: left's up. You're left or right and up and down.
Speaker 1: So it's easy on left and left, the left, left, right,
Speaker 1: left right. It can be a little confusing. And comics,
Speaker 1: because you know they're not just for kids anymore, they
Speaker 1: can sometimes get a little too complicated, like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we're making serious art here. It's like doing comic book
Speaker 1: stuff for kids. Is it still nerdy to read comics?
Speaker 1: Because I remember growing up as though, if you've read comedics,
Speaker 1: your dog, you're nerd. Look whenever you saw people reading
Speaker 1: comics in pop cultures, like your comic book guy, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a fat nerd. It's amazing how something that happens
Speaker 1: to you when you are twelve teen fourteen affect you
Speaker 1: decades down the line, as when I was on the
Speaker 1: school bus reading a copy of Spider Woman and the
Speaker 1: She and Twins, who were gorgeous written spanned women. No,
Speaker 1: where'd you get that? Grandmotherfucker? Clearly you're not a fan
Speaker 1: of the work of John Byrne the premiere Coming Gods
Speaker 1: to of the It's actually incredible.
Speaker 3: Hegazaria nail the comic book guy voice, or that just
Speaker 3: become the default comic book nerd voice, as it's.
Speaker 1: So interesting to think about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because he says he based the voice on
Speaker 3: someone he went to college with who spoke just like that.
Speaker 3: Oh so has that always been a comic book nerd voice?
Speaker 3: Ordered do we just now go to that by default?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, it's so interesting. This is the real conspiracy.
Speaker 1: I just realized that I actually went this is the
Speaker 1: south Park episode I went to school with Sherry and Terry. Well.
Speaker 3: I made the reference of Lisa with the monkey's lunchbox. No, no,
Speaker 3: I can't have it, but yeah, getting mocked for it
Speaker 3: for reading it, And yeah but that was wasn't heavily
Speaker 3: into comics.
Speaker 1: I liked them a lot. Yeah, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I think we're.
Speaker 3: Better now at accepting people enjoying their own sort of
Speaker 3: fandom for things. You don't necessarily getting mocked for that
Speaker 3: kind of stuff anymore. Where For example, I saying that
Speaker 3: Elliott were driving to the airport and a bit of
Speaker 3: a life lessoning. But I think I mentioned it in
Speaker 3: one of the podcasts, but Elliott started singing that song.
Speaker 3: I know you don't like it, but it's that.
Speaker 1: Beautiful dir It's please Stare, I want you, I.
Speaker 3: Need you that song and was singing it right, having
Speaker 3: a great time, and his cousin was like, you're singing
Speaker 3: that song and she mocked him for it, and I
Speaker 3: was like, don't mock somebody for having a good time.
Speaker 3: They're not hurting anybody. He's enjoying this. Allow him to
Speaker 3: enjoy it. Same with like comic books and things like that.
Speaker 3: I feel kids now are better taught now to accept differences,
Speaker 3: and it's like, it's okay for him to like that.
Speaker 1: There is a case.
Speaker 3: Was it more you were mocked because you're a boy
Speaker 3: reading Spider Woman as opposed to read reading a comic.
Speaker 1: No, I think it was just because it was a
Speaker 1: comic book. So it wasn't because it was a girl's comic.
Speaker 1: I'm what I was saying it is.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it was a perceived because of Spider Like
Speaker 3: you're reading Wonder Woman has said as Superman.
Speaker 1: I think I would have copped the same ship if
Speaker 1: I was reading ghost Writer. Okay, the stupid kids the
Speaker 1: most much over all comics. Yeah, there is, of course,
Speaker 1: uh the I know if it's part of an entire
Speaker 1: comic or it was just like two frames that have
Speaker 1: become a meme. But you would have seen this where
Speaker 1: it's you got someone's going let people enjoy things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my opinion on that thing waivers from time to time.
Speaker 1: A lot of the time was like, yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: valid thing to have happened, but often someone will deploy that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but you're a fucking dog. I love
Speaker 1: the meme of someone in the mirror saying that's right,
Speaker 1: you make this about yourself. I always love the one.
Speaker 1: It's like, here's that attention you ordered.
Speaker 3: It's a great seeing punk. I'm not sure what show
Speaker 3: he was on, but he's just screaming.
Speaker 1: So which leads to the grounds one whole time, which
Speaker 1: is the rougo shut up bitch? Do you have your
Speaker 1: top five like meme hall of fame that you use
Speaker 1: like your five Like what are your go tos? It's funny.
Speaker 1: I mean I I have it, But at the same time,
Speaker 1: other people will do that and I'm like, you try
Speaker 1: now that one again. But it's like everyone everyone's got
Speaker 1: it's what's the what's the one for you? One that
Speaker 1: I tend to use a lot is it was a
Speaker 1: cartoon of like a judge banging in a gavel saying
Speaker 1: I'll allow it anytime, anytimes, would have like a vaguely
Speaker 1: sort of like controversial opinion like agree, I'll allow it.
Speaker 3: I use Millhouses eyebrows, Nicola a link from They're just
Speaker 3: Now's an et lego set right, okay, and that said
Speaker 3: Nicola link to it is this for a bath. They
Speaker 3: present idea and it's just.
Speaker 1: Like I think I had a Millhouse one, which is
Speaker 1: you know, it's conspiracy there. It's as well like the
Speaker 1: Rand Corporation work in conjunction with the reverse vampires. Then
Speaker 1: but he does the JFK thing, We're through the looking glass.
Speaker 1: I always like that one, and then that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'll allow it one probably my favorite, and.
Speaker 3: My other favorite is de Veto. You know, I think
Speaker 3: it's always sunny. We're just go, oh yeah, nope, all right,
Speaker 3: we're getting back to the episode. So the Hardly Boys
Speaker 3: have arrives and they well, we're patting this one out
Speaker 3: a bit because we got a bit of a negative
Speaker 3: response from one of our top favorite patrons are supporters
Speaker 3: on the show What Happened, Looney said he wasn't a
Speaker 3: fan of our warcraft review lone, so I thought it
Speaker 3: was too short and rushed. He's one of his favorite things,
Speaker 3: one of the best episodes of all time. He thought
Speaker 3: we should have dedicated more time to it. Well, we
Speaker 3: might do the relove.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rewalk that's for the Patreon exclusive revisiting later on.
Speaker 1: The revisiting once we get it sounds like a South past.
Speaker 1: Sure they're revisiting. Sorry, it felt let down, Looney? Can
Speaker 1: I tell you.
Speaker 3: That one's pretty good episode. It's a completely thrown guy.
Speaker 3: Looney is off the bad wagon.
Speaker 1: Were fucked as Looney goes, so goes the nation, as
Speaker 1: they say.
Speaker 3: But the hardy boys are just getting clues and just yeah,
Speaker 3: the design of them, their way they.
Speaker 1: Speak, yeah, I don't really word yeah, speaking the mouths. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I just I've written what's up with this clue business?
Speaker 1: Just getting a clue? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Cartmen then thinks it's a conspiracy like nine to eleven,
Speaker 3: and he says over one fourth of Americans believe that
Speaker 3: nine to eleven was an inside job, and the boys
Speaker 3: all agreed, Yes, that is true that because one in
Speaker 3: four are our words, won't say the word, and because
Speaker 3: because yes, there's four of us and you're the one
Speaker 3: that makes sense. Then he asked Butters, and Butters basically
Speaker 3: agrees because he's heard everything from Cartman about nine to eleven.
Speaker 3: The government through spooky things. You believe Butters will be
Speaker 3: a kid that would believe that the government they do
Speaker 3: spooky thing. But let's hear was how I felt all
Speaker 3: the kids in the school yard where we're not eleven happened.
Speaker 3: It's like we didn't understand what was going on. It
Speaker 3: was just wait a minute, So those planes really in
Speaker 3: that building. That wasn't a movie, really, that really happened. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and everyone's scared. Now, Yeah, what's going on? And then
Speaker 3: he Cavin says he vows to blow the lid off
Speaker 3: the whole operation, and we get a song here.
Speaker 1: I always love it when they're doing song, and particularly
Speaker 1: and then eleven. Is it wrong for me to ask questions?
Speaker 1: Is it wrong to seek the truth? I can't just
Speaker 1: blindly accept their version. I can't paste my lodge, you
Speaker 1: can't proof. Almost all the evidence points one way. But
Speaker 1: I'm like Charlie Sheen and gloyas Devin, I need to
Speaker 1: know what really happened on that? What really happened?
Speaker 2: Of course so obvious?
Speaker 1: How did we not see it before?
Speaker 3: And he tries to match the urinal mystery to nine
Speaker 3: to eleven. Then Leroy shows off his dumb little frog
Speaker 3: in class. I don't think we have he was in
Speaker 3: the background. I think in the opening scene. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 3: I was like, who was that kid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, frogs are better than toads, apparently, according to Lero,
Speaker 1: kind of looks.
Speaker 3: Like cousin Kyle Little a little bit. Yeah, calm on
Speaker 3: his next now with if you have any sign This
Speaker 3: was two thousand and six with.
Speaker 1: A PowerPoint presentation. Do people still do PowerPoint presentations? Is
Speaker 1: Microsoft PowerPoint still a thing? I get the feeling there
Speaker 1: were probably old timers like me, who would you know,
Speaker 1: do the meeting, do the presentations like I've had PowerPoint
Speaker 1: presentations for which point you get laughed out of the
Speaker 1: of the room.
Speaker 3: I remember the big deal with power together with Claude.
Speaker 3: The big thing about PowerPoint presentations was it was make
Speaker 3: or break. It was what animations you did to transition
Speaker 3: to the next line or no. When you were you
Speaker 3: click it and like an arrow would come to point
Speaker 3: to what you're emphasizing. It's like, it's like, whoa, that
Speaker 3: was animated? He put time into this. You got the contract?
Speaker 3: Do I go dot points? Do I go with a
Speaker 3: with a paragraph?
Speaker 1: What do I do here? But yeah? Power points? Man,
Speaker 1: good times? Do kids even know what a powerporn presentation
Speaker 1: is anymore? Probably? Kids?
Speaker 3: But he has a PowerPoint on You're assuming the kids
Speaker 3: are listening to this pot proving that the nine to
Speaker 3: eleven attacks. He brings out that the jet fuel doesn't
Speaker 3: burn enough to melt steal. That's the big one, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Jet fuel doesn't melt still beings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Pentagon hole, where's the rest of the play
Speaker 3: The hole is not big enough? And then that's where
Speaker 3: class whoa. I think that was when I was when
Speaker 3: I was a kid, I was like, you know what
Speaker 3: kind of right? Where is the rest of the plane. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like it burned up, and I'm like, I guess.
Speaker 1: The lovely Luis and I one night went watching nine
Speaker 1: to Day Fiance and said, watching this guy, professor's Jehan
Speaker 1: whereas Jian, I don't know if he's a Chinese guy,
Speaker 1: but he does like these YouTube videos where he's basically like, no,
Speaker 1: I won't say debunking conspiracy theory is basically amplifying them.
Speaker 1: But he's very persuasive, And there was a whole thing
Speaker 1: on nine Eleven's like a plane hits a building like this,
Speaker 1: Why does it feel like a controlled demolition? That's how
Speaker 1: it fell? What's going on? And I must admit for
Speaker 1: a second there was like that is that is weird?
Speaker 1: What's happening there? You can feel like you're slowly being converted.
Speaker 3: You're like, no, no, I'm back off, gotta go back
Speaker 3: to ninety day, never stare into the sun. Well, it's
Speaker 3: good at base. So then we get the big theory here.
Speaker 3: But the two towers and Cartage just explained it. Also,
Speaker 3: he says the mastermind is Kyle. He benefited because you
Speaker 3: had the test twelve days after. It's just a huge leap.
Speaker 3: But the kids are buying into it. They start shunning
Speaker 3: Kyle like they're believing it as kids would. They're easily swayed,
Speaker 3: easily persuade.
Speaker 1: Them and adults. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then again Kyle gets home, he tells about how he
Speaker 3: knows he's being held responsible for nine to eleven. She
Speaker 3: hosts that she's like host a PTA meeting. Immediately she said,
Speaker 3: the kids are all still confused about nine to eleven,
Speaker 3: you know, And it's like, this is this was a
Speaker 3: thing that I don't think it was probably duved into
Speaker 3: in this episode, but every time someone brings up a theory,
Speaker 3: they just roll their eyes. So it's like Jim's like,
Speaker 3: well what about this, and no one's like god, I
Speaker 3: do feel like that feels conspiracy theorists, because for me,
Speaker 3: if someone wants to believe it, believe it. Like I
Speaker 3: was telling you, I had that logical. They had that
Speaker 3: conversation with the people at the party a few weeks
Speaker 3: ago about the moon landing. I'm like, if you want
Speaker 3: to believe it was fake, by all means, do it.
Speaker 3: But when the majority of people just go, oh, you're
Speaker 3: gonna believe that, it's like, you know what, I fucking end.
Speaker 3: Fuck you guys, I'm going to prove you wrong. I'm
Speaker 3: going to dedicate my life to making sure you are
Speaker 3: wrong and I'm right.
Speaker 1: Well, it goes back to one of my favorite moments.
Speaker 1: That's in this scene where Randy goes, we must be
Speaker 1: breathing enough to ask questions like I don't think these
Speaker 1: people view themselves as I think. I think they tend
Speaker 1: to view themselves like what a what if this actually
Speaker 1: is the cat to me? Yeah, I must get to
Speaker 1: the truth. Mackie again brings up the juice in the
Speaker 1: deuce in the I say juice, it's deuce the deuce.
Speaker 1: But then because he's.
Speaker 3: Brought that up, very much like the monail episode where
Speaker 3: they think Grandpa Simpson is saying we should be using
Speaker 3: our money on main Street, but they confused here saying,
Speaker 3: you know what, he's right, it is connected to nine eleven.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It is where he says that you need to be
Speaker 3: braaped to ask questions as you were saying, and they
Speaker 3: call in the Hardy Boys once again. It's now the
Speaker 3: case of the world traits and a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: So that's about the long and short of it. Hardly Boys.
Speaker 1: There were two towers that stood right here and they're gone,
Speaker 1: and nobody knows who's responsible. There are theories, but nobody's certain. Hmm,
Speaker 1: who would benefit most from two buildings disappearing? Ooh oh,
Speaker 1: I just started getting a clue. Really yeah, I'm totally
Speaker 1: getting a clue.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, that's giving me a clue. Yeah, yeah, I've
Speaker 4: got a reging.
Speaker 1: Clue right now. Mine's pointing to the left. Oh Frank, seriously,
Speaker 1: I have such a regent clure right now.
Speaker 4: I think we better follow it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's follow your region clue. God speak.
Speaker 3: We come back and Kyle sees the CIA are waiting
Speaker 3: outside of his house at nighttime.
Speaker 1: That would be freaky. Oh God. Let's just like, oh man,
Speaker 1: because you can't do anything about. That's the government. You
Speaker 1: can't stop them.
Speaker 3: It stands in his house and he says they're asking
Speaker 3: him questions about like what's going on, and he's found
Speaker 3: an organization online who can prove his innocence. So he
Speaker 3: makes Kyle promise, promise me you won't part of nine eleven. Dude, dude,
Speaker 3: that's all I need it, That's all I needed. Then
Speaker 3: Macki's back at school now, his host having a meeting
Speaker 3: about the urinal and tell him kids about mister is
Speaker 3: it Venice Venezuela? Yeah, yes, you have to clean it up.
Speaker 3: Despite his six dollars hour at most three kids at home?
Speaker 3: Is we bring the big media, chudg just staring him
Speaker 3: in the face away at to clean it and Garrison
Speaker 3: and Burston says, we've caught the culprit.
Speaker 1: So did Clyde just come forward? Look, I don't get
Speaker 1: this because it wasn't him. So how did they because
Speaker 1: they said we've caught him? Yeah, what was their theory?
Speaker 1: And he's just sitting there laughing like he enjoyed doing it.
Speaker 1: It was just weirds, like, what was the point of this? Well,
Speaker 1: as much as we like to give kids agency, I
Speaker 1: think when you're a little kid and you're sort of
Speaker 1: called into the office, you're not going to say I'm
Speaker 1: not going to sit. There's a time for me to
Speaker 1: lawyer up. I mean, you're trying to go along with it.
Speaker 1: I think I don't know what They've called me into
Speaker 1: the office. I guess I've got to go, said, I
Speaker 1: guess I did it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a little bit of a plot hole.
Speaker 3: But as Laura has taught me, he needs an adult
Speaker 3: around to ask questions. Where's his lawyer? Lawyer up standing.
Speaker 3: Kyle then arrive at nine eleven truth dot Org and
Speaker 3: he explains the whole false flag policy which they created
Speaker 3: this in order to be able to get to Iraq
Speaker 3: to get the oil that to.
Speaker 1: Me seems legit in some ways. I mean, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: enough sort of history of regime toppling and things like that,
Speaker 1: as this seems like a really extreme example, the most
Speaker 1: extreme example of a false flag operation. But false flag
Speaker 1: operations are not unprecedented. Why would why would they al
Speaker 1: Qaida take credit for it? Then?
Speaker 3: I don't know, because it's like they want to keep
Speaker 3: the fuel, So why would they want to enrage this
Speaker 3: beast that could come over and take it from them
Speaker 3: by claiming this?
Speaker 1: This requires a little more applied thinking on Mark, we're
Speaker 1: just focusing on the urinal. That's from my own podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: guy explains conspiracy the I'm just asking questions. You're very brave,
Speaker 1: You're very brave. Kyle doesn't believe it though. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of holes in in your theories. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of holes in the theory of evolution. To it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean it's that it's wrong. And then he says, the
Speaker 1: corporations control the world in the hands of jars of anthrax.
Speaker 1: I could be seen holding these. I love ye. We
Speaker 1: can't be seen with this, nut job.
Speaker 3: Have you ever come across a serious I say nutjob? Right,
Speaker 3: you said nut job? A conspiracy theory that feels like
Speaker 3: they're past the point of overturn. I've explained the guy
Speaker 3: that came efficient washing. I fixed the washing machine that time,
Speaker 3: and we couldn't get him out of the house.
Speaker 1: It was kind of frightening. Have you ever been confronted
Speaker 1: with one of those types? Like he was not going
Speaker 1: to leave? Yeah, not in that way, sort of in
Speaker 1: that way. When I'm been doing a little retail work,
Speaker 1: you'll occasionally get some guy who come in and I
Speaker 1: think I mentioned this on one of the shows. He
Speaker 1: came in and just started talking and after like thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: I rose, Oh, this guy's not stopping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like, oh wait, no, it comes that moment
Speaker 3: in your mom he realized, oh wait, no, they really
Speaker 3: believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And this guy could be talking to a mirror,
Speaker 1: he could be talking to a wall, he could be
Speaker 1: talking to a hot dog. He just wants to talk.
Speaker 1: He just wants to elaborate on this theory that he's got,
Speaker 1: which makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
Speaker 3: There was a guys to come into when I worked
Speaker 3: in the dally at Coles Cry like Drago or something,
Speaker 3: and he legit looked like Kramer, Like this tall guy
Speaker 3: handlo like Kramer, and he always wore like the same
Speaker 3: clothes every time he came in. But he was just
Speaker 3: conspiracy theorist to the end. And his big one was
Speaker 3: like lizard people, you know, all the all the famous,
Speaker 3: all the unpoliticians of lizard people, and then drinking blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. And he used to bring in VCDs
Speaker 3: that he'd made on his home computer. I like, he'd
Speaker 3: made documentaries about how they're all these people, and he'd
Speaker 3: give them to us, and we just put him in
Speaker 3: the bin. But one time I took it home and
Speaker 3: I washed it, and I was like, Okay, I've given credit.
Speaker 3: He's put this together. Well, it's got great production, it's
Speaker 3: absolutely but he did the voice over and everything. I
Speaker 3: was like, like, he'd put effort into this, but I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's just dribble mate.
Speaker 1: You realize he's probably got a YouTube channel. He probably has.
Speaker 1: I realized he's probably got probably doing it right. I'd
Speaker 1: be surprised if he's still alive. He looked pretty roided up.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Yeah, he's this big, roided up dude.
Speaker 1: That was just I feel like, it's not He's not
Speaker 1: someone you can tell to piss off.
Speaker 3: No, that's the problem he was and like I was
Speaker 3: the only guy in the Delhi and the problem is
Speaker 3: he used to sexually harass the girls.
Speaker 1: My god be coming here. Go. You'd always order what
Speaker 1: they called like like rings but like fish like not ring,
Speaker 1: calamaria rings, like ordering kabana or anything, and then you
Speaker 1: get really suggestive with the cab. So he was.
Speaker 3: He would say to the girls, he'd order calamaria rings
Speaker 3: every time, and his story every time was, you know,
Speaker 3: I buy these girls, I put him on my on
Speaker 3: my penis, and like girls eat them off for me.
Speaker 1: He'd tell that story every time every single You probably
Speaker 1: got some you know, sixteen year old girl working me
Speaker 1: on the deli. Don't counter ever, ever, ever eaten something
Speaker 1: for guys penis before, stuff like that. Now, admittedly you're young,
Speaker 1: Dando here, I would have been seventeen. Yeah, you're a
Speaker 1: brave and courageous person. But I think, yeah, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have told Rago to fuck off. No, I would just saying, dude,
Speaker 1: you cannot talk to the people like this. You cannot
Speaker 1: you cannot talk.
Speaker 3: And then they got to the point where apparently they
Speaker 3: couldn't have use him service so whenever he came in,
Speaker 3: he knew he had to wait for me. He wasn't
Speaker 3: allowed to be saved by the girls anymore.
Speaker 1: Good lord, drag and take back some of the nice
Speaker 1: things I said about drugs, but that Harvey Weinstein conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: He makes good movies, but he's just a shit.
Speaker 3: And he scanned me once too. I guess the stories
Speaker 3: about Drago scammed. You'll scared you scanned me. So one
Speaker 3: time he was like, I can because he never previoused
Speaker 3: to buy Burt DVDs. Right, yes, it was the thing,
Speaker 3: and it was good quality ones and shit quality ones.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: And he came in and he was like, i'll you
Speaker 3: can have a list of all these movies. He's like,
Speaker 3: I've got all these movies. You're got it's like four
Speaker 3: five hundred and he goes, you can have him for
Speaker 3: ten cents each. Maybe it's more it cost me. I
Speaker 3: gave him one hundred and fifty bucks for like four
Speaker 3: hundred discs. I got them more and I was just
Speaker 3: all shitty cams and.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fuck, oh I got scamed by
Speaker 1: drug And I was like, dude, you said that good call,
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, there are pretty good. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you said these were good calls.
Speaker 1: I was like, so why did I do it? It
Speaker 1: just it seems too good to be true. And I
Speaker 1: fucking was like so many conspiracy That is my drug store.
Speaker 1: I brought that around anyway.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so this guy here, is that the drago
Speaker 3: of South Park? Yeah, because I don't think he does
Speaker 3: kalamaro rings this guy. But they got caught with the anthraction.
Speaker 3: It felt like anthrax was like this terrifying thing, like
Speaker 3: anthraxs in the male. Oh yeah, it was a big
Speaker 3: thing at the time. But the CIA invade them and
Speaker 3: they holding them and they get caught. We can't be
Speaker 3: seeing hold knees ah ship. Then Mackie confronts Clyde and
Speaker 3: he says, asked, why do you do it? He's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, but he's I just you know, I
Speaker 3: thought it was fun, but he didn't actually do it.
Speaker 3: He thinks it's funny. The parents arrive and something you
Speaker 3: should know. Then at the White House and Bush yells
Speaker 3: at them and he admits that it really was a
Speaker 3: government really fuck really like this actually happened, and he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm speaking up for the people.
Speaker 1: People you mean sheeple and the conspiracy guy begs for
Speaker 1: his life, but then he shoot him in the head.
Speaker 1: I'm a little fear. Is what the hell's going on here? Like?
Speaker 1: What is this? Because he shoots him in the head,
Speaker 1: that's correct, but then he's alive later on, like his
Speaker 1: head blew up. Are we supposed to go with it?
Speaker 1: I think? I don't know. I don't know because apparently
Speaker 1: this was all orchuitrated by Stan Well you knew about
Speaker 1: it all along, spoiler for the ending. But what what?
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going You know, he died like
Speaker 1: a pig? Reference to what? That's a good question. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's a reference to a film. I was like, I
Speaker 1: was wondering that he was going to write down. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh guy, well no, he'll tell us what
Speaker 1: to do. Does it's good looking further than Wikipeda? Does it?
Speaker 1: Say it in there is something? He squirrelled like a
Speaker 1: pig when he died. Well that's I mean he squirre
Speaker 1: like a pig. Is from Deliverance? Of course? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: but he died like a pig? Is it the Untouchables? Yes?
Speaker 1: Film eighty seven. Untouchable is Vin's Facey is that it
Speaker 1: Kevin cost Yes, it's entirely apparently he died like a
Speaker 1: pig was from Kevin. Oh yeah, yeah, it's one of
Speaker 1: the great scene. Yeah, your fence died screaming like a
Speaker 1: stuck Irish pig. He died like a pig. Your friend,
Speaker 1: I said, your friend died squeam like a stuck Irish pig.
Speaker 1: You think about that when I beat the rap and
Speaker 1: Costa throws him off the fucking roof spoiler of the Undodgables,
Speaker 1: which we should do on the movie off with Morlton Davis.
Speaker 1: That movie is fantastic. Yeah, man, love it. Have you
Speaker 1: not seen the touchaments I just blew a really good
Speaker 1: mon I'm sorry that toutle was really good. That's all
Speaker 1: tuning again, but bore we got really excited. Yeah Touchboles
Speaker 1: tuned in later on for more than death reviews. It's
Speaker 1: really good. Yo. Way he was right. You did cause
Speaker 1: nine eleven, Yes, crush simple to pull off.
Speaker 4: Really, all I had to do was have explosives planted
Speaker 4: in the base of the towers. Then on nine to
Speaker 4: eleven we pretended like four planes were being hijacked, when
Speaker 4: really we just rere riding them to Pennsylvania, then flew
Speaker 4: two military jets in the world shades it or Hilling
Speaker 4: Morse shot down all the witnesses of Flight ninety three
Speaker 4: with an F fifteen after blowing up the Pinagwn with.
Speaker 1: The cruise missile.
Speaker 4: It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly executed
Speaker 4: plan ever ever?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: Why the oldest reason in the world money. The towers
Speaker 4: fell and the American sheep will all wave their flags.
Speaker 4: Finally we could invade Iraq and get the all, which
Speaker 4: made a solid even richer than before. Beautiful money.
Speaker 3: Really, Dick Cheney misses again. Apparently that's the reference to
Speaker 3: him going hunting and shooting his mate.
Speaker 1: Dick Cheney apparently shot the guy, shot a guy in
Speaker 1: the face with bird with a bird shot. Dick Cheney
Speaker 1: not a nice guy. No, I love this here though.
Speaker 3: It's the world's most intricate and flawless the executed plan
Speaker 3: ever ever, really, And they said it invaded I right
Speaker 3: for the oil, which is the main conspiracy theory about
Speaker 3: it all. But he shoots, he goes to shoot Kyle
Speaker 3: Missus hits the fire alarm.
Speaker 1: There's a movie called Vice. Have you heard of this one.
Speaker 1: It's about Cheney Vice. No, yeah, it's starring Christian Bale
Speaker 1: as Cheney from the guy who made Like The Big
Speaker 1: Short and Anchor Man. I won't to say a lot
Speaker 1: of it is conspiracy theory, but Cheney is this guy
Speaker 1: who sort of is a bit of a political animal.
Speaker 1: He started working with Nixon and he eventually becomes the
Speaker 1: VP under George W. Bush and recognizes, well, is the
Speaker 1: way the film presents anyway that George W. Bush is
Speaker 1: not that bright, can be sort of easily swayed and
Speaker 1: manipulated and change is essentially like, look we didn't, we
Speaker 1: didn't orches straight nine to eleven. But this is a
Speaker 1: great opportunity for us to you know, maybe get a
Speaker 1: little bit that oil. If we say that the Iraqis
Speaker 1: are responsible for it, so they've got weapons of mass destruction,
Speaker 1: we can go and get that oil. Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: have you got it? Here's my take on this. If
Speaker 1: there are conspiracy theories, it's probably money that's motivating it.
Speaker 1: Money and power, that's all.
Speaker 3: So it's supposed to just coincidences, all of it. But
Speaker 3: as Judge Judy likes to say, if it quacks like
Speaker 3: a duck, it's usually a duck.
Speaker 1: That's it done because on my leg and tell me
Speaker 1: it's rightdom little lady.
Speaker 3: Answers to Clyde basically couldn't have done the ship because
Speaker 3: he uses a bag, right?
Speaker 1: Is that what he's saying? Either yeah, Hei, that has
Speaker 1: a cost to me bag or he had like a
Speaker 1: I thought he said Colin oscar be which I which
Speaker 1: I assume is the primera. But the camera up the butt?
Speaker 1: This what's going on upstairs? I'll go downstairs. The bathrooms
Speaker 1: now closed. Yeah, it doesn't matter. He case. It wasn't Clyde.
Speaker 1: It's not Clyde.
Speaker 2: Whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large.
Speaker 1: The boy's bathroom is closed until further notice.
Speaker 2: Because one of you thought it would be a good
Speaker 2: idea to pull down your pants, okay, over your butt checks,
Speaker 2: over the urnal squeeze out of chocolate hot dough. Okay,
Speaker 2: let me assure you there's nothing funny about going up
Speaker 2: to a nice clean unsuspecting.
Speaker 1: You urnal at dropping your pants, turning around, Why.
Speaker 2: Maybe pulling your butt cheeks part with your hand and
Speaker 2: then laying out a big budge dragon for all the.
Speaker 1: World to see.
Speaker 2: That's real.
Speaker 3: Then standing Kyle are on their way home and Kyl's
Speaker 3: my eyes are open for the first time. Kyle thinks
Speaker 3: it was a.
Speaker 1: Little bit too easy.
Speaker 3: How we go out there, We just we just ran out.
Speaker 3: We just got nothing really stopped us. And then they
Speaker 3: see the conspiracy theory guy just eating faster. I think
Speaker 3: it was eating Macas come out of Macas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like, wait, hell what They never really
Speaker 1: explained how and then they chasing down the alleyway. He
Speaker 1: begs for his life and then he gets shot by
Speaker 1: another guy who says was like, who you stop saying?
Speaker 1: We need to leave, and we have that really cool
Speaker 1: shot of them not Penny as it running away. But
Speaker 1: it's like, it's never really explained why he shot that guy.
Speaker 1: It's just is that the joke, and the joke is
Speaker 1: that makes sense anymore? Any Yeah, anytime you go, you're
Speaker 1: start going down the rabbit hole. Yet you don't know
Speaker 1: who to trust.
Speaker 3: And yeah, the detective then says that they they were
Speaker 3: double crossed and the mystery solving this, So you've got
Speaker 3: mystery solving sons.
Speaker 1: Who are the hardy boys?
Speaker 3: So this is where they come back into it, and
Speaker 3: then they keep going on and on and he says,
Speaker 3: you know, almost shot my clue goo over Joe and
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. And he's just like, I'm sure you
Speaker 3: guys thought this was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Did not like it was fine?
Speaker 3: And I was just like, I think because the Hardy
Speaker 3: Boys just feels like such a random reference that no
Speaker 3: one's watching this going those two kids for those books
Speaker 3: from the twenties, Mel gay like like you know, when
Speaker 3: they're taking a piss out of Paris Hilt and being
Speaker 3: like a slut or whatever. It's like, you know, she
Speaker 3: played that up, Mel Gibson being you know, because you've
Speaker 3: got the rest of them being drunk and I rate
Speaker 3: and the tirade, So they're playing up that.
Speaker 1: This is just like why are we calling these guys
Speaker 1: gay for each other? Yeah, Like every once in a while,
Speaker 1: you're just to have a gag that's just for us,
Speaker 1: or this gag isn't for this Dan, same for everybody,
Speaker 1: only the sexy people.
Speaker 3: They explain here that the nine to eleven conspiracy websites
Speaker 3: are actually run by the government, So the conspiracy is
Speaker 3: a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: The nine eleven conspiracy is a government conspiracy.
Speaker 3: And they need to have you need to appear to
Speaker 3: have complete control. Then Bush arrives again and he says
Speaker 3: it's all revealed in his secret documents, which would never
Speaker 3: get oh it over his head. Then Kyle asked, why
Speaker 3: not just tell the truth and he explains that one
Speaker 3: fourth of the population are our word and detective asks,
Speaker 3: how do you know that we were there? And it
Speaker 3: cuts to Stand with a gun to Kyle's head and
Speaker 3: he's like, could just go home?
Speaker 1: Could you do it? And I'm like, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: This doesn't make any sense. What the guy got shot
Speaker 1: in the head. Now he's alive again. Stand was in
Speaker 1: control of it? Does he explain? Is he still dead
Speaker 1: because he got shot by that other guy? Yeah? It
Speaker 1: did Stand? Was it for real that time?
Speaker 3: But then Stand orchestrated all of this because he didn't
Speaker 3: want anyone to know that he was one who did
Speaker 3: the ship in the urinal.
Speaker 1: It's like, let's just go with it. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: because you really need to ship and he had nowhere
Speaker 1: to go. That was it that all the cubicles were full?
Speaker 1: What it was?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, one thing I will say about cubicles. Right,
Speaker 3: it's twenty twenty six. Can we please work out at venues,
Speaker 3: particularly sporting venues, put more fucking cubicles in the female
Speaker 3: toilets because Nicol had to go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: You're living a half time with Holly. Holly was too tired.
Speaker 3: They're going home half time from the football last week
Speaker 3: and Nicholas, I just need to go to the toilet
Speaker 3: before we leave to be able to carry her all
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 1: My bladder's not the way it used to be, as
Speaker 1: she always says, right sure the line the entire halftime break,
Speaker 1: I was standing in line holding Holly one. Nicholas was
Speaker 1: waiting in line light. It shouldn't take in twenty twenty six,
Speaker 1: twenty five fucking minutes for a woman to be able
Speaker 1: to go to the toilet. Well here's the thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, particularly with the let's say with the AFL,
Speaker 1: with the Australian Football League, it's very much women watch
Speaker 1: football too, because I mean if you go back to
Speaker 1: like say the seventies of the eight is like footage
Speaker 1: for men. These days, everybody's into the footy. And there's
Speaker 1: been a lot of redesign of stadium Cordenia Park down
Speaker 1: here in July. This has had so much done to
Speaker 1: it better thiss tand two years ago, there's still not
Speaker 1: enough fucking toilets. Yeah, you'd really think. Okay, well if
Speaker 1: you're acknowledging that women watch football too, and women and
Speaker 1: it's a women's team, yeah, there's a whole league. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it maybe just the Yeah, the facilities. According Nichola said,
Speaker 1: there was four cubicles in there. Oo's nuts crazy, there's
Speaker 1: more cubicles in a primary school. What are we doing?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Anyways?
Speaker 3: Wanted to throw that out there, but as we're saying
Speaker 3: Stan has come clean, he is what did the ship
Speaker 3: and the government willing to take the blame if it
Speaker 3: meant that everyone thought they were the ones controlling nine eleven,
Speaker 3: they willed to take the blame for it all. Kyle asked, well,
Speaker 3: who do you can who did nine to eleven? A
Speaker 3: bunch of pissed off Muslims and it's like that's just
Speaker 3: sometimes it just is what it is, kind of scams. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and Macki then is angry at stand whilst he cleans
Speaker 3: the toilet, saying various things like mud monkey on your
Speaker 3: mum's face and stand lads.
Speaker 1: So that's the end of the episode. That's the end
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Speaker 1: What was the really big tangent? I can't remember now,
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