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Speaker 2: We are Orlando's rock station and blessed to have the
Speaker 2: expert services of the world renowned life coach elsee TB
Speaker 2: on Wednesdays, which I just realized I'll see first off,
Speaker 2: Good morning, sir, Good morning. Uh. This is the last
Speaker 2: Wednesday that you're going to be available to us for
Speaker 2: calendar year twenty twenty four US. The next two Wednesdays
Speaker 2: would be Christmas in New Year's I'm assuming you're jetting
Speaker 2: off to some place exotic for the holidays once again,
Speaker 2: maybe what French Riviera? Where are we headed? Still in
Speaker 2: between all the planning stuff. How you doing, champ I'm
Speaker 2: I'm doing fine, sir. Thank you again for being here.
Speaker 2: What are you doing for Christmas dinner? Do you get
Speaker 2: anything from Petties like maybe a ham or a rib
Speaker 2: rost this year? Probably? Yeah? Yes, okay, yes, I will
Speaker 2: definitely be visiting Petties, which, as you know, is almost
Speaker 2: walking distance from my house then four thirty four in Longwood.
Speaker 1: There and you couldn't walk back with all the stuff
Speaker 1: that you bought. Arms be full. I'm gonna have a
Speaker 1: hunter cook up our feast really well.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's it. He's not cooking a rock kill
Speaker 2: it in grillet, you know. Oh oh, I see what
Speaker 2: you did there. Let's get right to it. Man, he's
Speaker 2: ready to go. It's loaded for bear this morning. A
Speaker 2: lot of questions need your advice, Life Coach. I know
Speaker 2: you guys hate hump day for Wednesday. Well we have
Speaker 2: a way to bubbly girl in.
Speaker 1: The office who says, oh God, happy fry ye, happy
Speaker 1: fry ye, you know, like hump day for We don't
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 2: Term on this show. We banned it, Life Coach, with
Speaker 2: all due respect, happy fry ye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go one of them in the office. It
Speaker 1: looks like Toby has a case of the Mondays. It's
Speaker 1: like Sarah, he's just shut up.
Speaker 2: Are are you able to offer any help with this?
Speaker 2: Good look? Wow? Winging a prayer?
Speaker 1: Huh okay, Maybe I have had a little extra coffee.
Speaker 1: Then you'd be on her level, you know the way
Speaker 1: too happy if I hear you say fray yea though,
Speaker 1: we got a problem, have a prom Speaking of have
Speaker 1: a problem, Life Coach started dating the guy about four
Speaker 1: months ago. Great guy, super nice, long hair. Well, the
Speaker 1: other day, unbeknownst to me, he went for a haircut
Speaker 1: came back with a mullet. I'm in shock and totally
Speaker 1: turned off. Now that's kind of shallow right there. Wait,
Speaker 1: does he have to tell you when you go get
Speaker 1: a haircut, you know, or tell you when he's getting
Speaker 1: a haircut.
Speaker 2: He doesn't need to tell you that. What I was
Speaker 2: just thinking. It is kind of a double standard here,
Speaker 2: because you are expected as a dude to notice when
Speaker 2: your your wife and or girlfriend gets a haircut and
Speaker 2: acknowledge it by your hair looks nice. Yeah, of course
Speaker 2: that's not a two way street. Apparently, I guess not,
Speaker 2: at least not in this case. Definitely not. You know what,
Speaker 2: she should go get a mullet too.
Speaker 1: That would be great if they were both, you know,
Speaker 1: calling all these holiday parties sporting mullets. It'd be even
Speaker 1: funnier if she came home with her mullet, you know,
Speaker 1: from getting the haircut, and he broke up with her
Speaker 1: because of it.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What are you thinking?
Speaker 1: Come on, you got I was just getting back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got back of me? Goodbye LCTV. I need a
Speaker 1: Oh I have a roommate. It is a super bad
Speaker 1: habit of not cleaning underneath the toilet seat when he's
Speaker 1: done using it. It's so gross and super embarrassing when
Speaker 1: we have visitors. If you've told him about this before
Speaker 1: and he keeps doing it, I got the perfect fix
Speaker 1: for you. Unscrew the lid when he's not at home,
Speaker 1: like when he's at work or something, and just toss
Speaker 1: it up on his pillow in his bed. He thought
Speaker 1: Deadhead was bad, think about this.
Speaker 2: Modern day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, life coach is life. Coach is a coconut, a mammal.
Speaker 1: It has hair and makes milk. You got some deep
Speaker 1: thinkers listening to this show, man, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with no on this one because,
Speaker 1: unlike mister uh mister Falker from Meet the Falker's coconut
Speaker 1: does not have nipples. You remember that as an eye right,
Speaker 1: remember that one? Yeah, oh yeah, I have nipples? Can
Speaker 1: you can you milk me?
Speaker 2: Well? That movie was made a few years ago, sir,
Speaker 2: With all due respect there, there's some that would archer
Speaker 2: the answer to that has changed. Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I'm just yeah, I have to point that out.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of changes now. I mean that that
Speaker 1: coconut could be of them. Now I'm with you, Elsie.
Speaker 1: I'm really concerned about my annual physical, worried that my
Speaker 1: numbers are going to be way too high. Any suggestions,
Speaker 1: maybe asked for a marijuana card for stress.
Speaker 2: You get your annual physical yet they're red. Yeah, back
Speaker 2: in September.
Speaker 1: I hope line's better than last year. What most the
Speaker 1: doctor told me I was heart unhealthy, liver looked like
Speaker 1: that chubby kid that he picked on an elementary school.
Speaker 2: Elsie. Did you ever go for a follow up? I
Speaker 2: will before the end of the calendar. Elsey TV.
Speaker 1: How can I be more successful at my job? I
Speaker 1: work in construction. You need to get a fancier hard hat.
Speaker 1: That's it's the look that's gonna make everything better.
Speaker 2: You can do that. I don't know if i'd blame it.
Speaker 2: You can just told like be dazzle it. No, No,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking possibly J R R sticker and a BWO
Speaker 2: sticker on it.
Speaker 1: There you go, that might work a little better. And
Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's all about the look, dude. Like to
Speaker 1: help your performance. It's gonna you look good, You're gonna
Speaker 1: perform well. Like when you grab that hard hat in
Speaker 1: your lunch pailful of cold beer. You're gonna have more
Speaker 1: pep in your step mark my words? Wife is Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna name a company's.
Speaker 2: Name on this, envisioning one of our construction guys walking
Speaker 2: under the job site and a be dazzled hard hat. Hey,
Speaker 2: look at tony wife has been. I don't want to
Speaker 2: name an exact company, but uh, this one. Elsie.
Speaker 1: Wife's been on a weight lost and she's losing so
Speaker 1: much weight that some of her features are disappearing. Any
Speaker 1: ideas how I could plump her back up? Well, thanksgivings over,
Speaker 1: but Christmas dinner that should pump her up pretty good, right,
Speaker 1: Just never poker in the belly like the little Pillsbury Definitely.
Speaker 1: Women do not like that. I did that out in
Speaker 1: a night couple of times. Then't day shifter?
Speaker 2: Well that kind of nightclub? How are we doing on time? Fine?
Speaker 2: All right, dear life coach.
Speaker 1: I've worked the same job for many years and same people,
Speaker 1: but just recently found out that one of my good
Speaker 1: friends is known as the Turnpike tugger. Should I be
Speaker 1: worried this guy again? No, you should be worried, unless,
Speaker 1: of course, your car pulling with them. That might that
Speaker 1: might be uncomfortable. And if you are, don't reach under
Speaker 1: the seat because there's guaranteed to be a sock on there.
Speaker 2: All right, well, I see the wrap up symbol. One more. Well,
Speaker 2: it's up to you. I don't know. Yeah, Life Coach.
Speaker 2: Just the rotors have started up.
Speaker 1: You can hear them. Hunter's getting fidgety.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's just the rock. He smells with the
Speaker 2: rocks coking, Life Coach.
Speaker 1: Seeing that you're from LA, have you ever been to
Speaker 1: one of Diddy's freak offs? Uh, you've heard about all
Speaker 1: the different high falutin figures there.
Speaker 2: What do you think you know? Come on?
Speaker 1: Unlike all the other craziness that's gone on there, all
Speaker 1: of it was totally consensual with LC. It was just
Speaker 1: an innocent day in the pool, frolicking and around. Before
Speaker 1: you knew it, his tops came off. And then two girls,
Speaker 1: one coach.
Speaker 2: With that Mary Christmas, Happy holidaya and thank you again, Elsie.
Speaker 2: You know what they say here, no evil freak, no evil,
Speaker 2: two girls, one coach. All right there he goes, thank you, Elsie,
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, there reading and tall a good night. I
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