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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bub to the rescue Tipper ask Taco

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<v Speaker 2>We are Orlando's rock station and blessed to have the

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<v Speaker 2>expert services of the world renowned life coach elsee TB

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<v Speaker 2>on Wednesdays, which I just realized I'll see first off,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, sir, Good morning. Uh. This is the last

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday that you're going to be available to us for

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<v Speaker 2>calendar year twenty twenty four US. The next two Wednesdays

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<v Speaker 2>would be Christmas in New Year's I'm assuming you're jetting

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<v Speaker 2>off to some place exotic for the holidays once again,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe what French Riviera? Where are we headed? Still in

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<v Speaker 2>between all the planning stuff. How you doing, champ I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing fine, sir. Thank you again for being here.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing for Christmas dinner? Do you get

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<v Speaker 2>anything from Petties like maybe a ham or a rib

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<v Speaker 2>rost this year? Probably? Yeah? Yes, okay, yes, I will

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<v Speaker 2>definitely be visiting Petties, which, as you know, is almost

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<v Speaker 2>walking distance from my house then four thirty four in Longwood.

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<v Speaker 1>There and you couldn't walk back with all the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that you bought. Arms be full. I'm gonna have a

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<v Speaker 1>hunter cook up our feast really well.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's it. He's not cooking a rock kill

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<v Speaker 2>it in grillet, you know. Oh oh, I see what

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<v Speaker 2>you did there. Let's get right to it. Man, he's

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<v Speaker 2>ready to go. It's loaded for bear this morning. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of questions need your advice, Life Coach. I know

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<v Speaker 2>you guys hate hump day for Wednesday. Well we have

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<v Speaker 2>a way to bubbly girl in.

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<v Speaker 1>The office who says, oh God, happy fry ye, happy

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<v Speaker 1>fry ye, you know, like hump day for We don't

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<v Speaker 1>say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Term on this show. We banned it, Life Coach, with

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<v Speaker 2>all due respect, happy fry ye.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you go one of them in the office. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks like Toby has a case of the Mondays. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like Sarah, he's just shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Are are you able to offer any help with this?

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<v Speaker 2>Good look? Wow? Winging a prayer?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh okay, Maybe I have had a little extra coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you'd be on her level, you know the way

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<v Speaker 1>too happy if I hear you say fray yea though,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a problem, have a prom Speaking of have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem, Life Coach started dating the guy about four

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<v Speaker 1>months ago. Great guy, super nice, long hair. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, unbeknownst to me, he went for a haircut

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<v Speaker 1>came back with a mullet. I'm in shock and totally

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<v Speaker 1>turned off. Now that's kind of shallow right there. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>does he have to tell you when you go get

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<v Speaker 1>a haircut, you know, or tell you when he's getting

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<v Speaker 1>a haircut.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't need to tell you that. What I was

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<v Speaker 2>just thinking. It is kind of a double standard here,

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<v Speaker 2>because you are expected as a dude to notice when

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<v Speaker 2>your your wife and or girlfriend gets a haircut and

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<v Speaker 2>acknowledge it by your hair looks nice. Yeah, of course

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<v Speaker 2>that's not a two way street. Apparently, I guess not,

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<v Speaker 2>at least not in this case. Definitely not. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>she should go get a mullet too.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be great if they were both, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>calling all these holiday parties sporting mullets. It'd be even

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<v Speaker 1>funnier if she came home with her mullet, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>from getting the haircut, and he broke up with her

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<v Speaker 1>because of it.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing? What are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you got I was just getting back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got back of me? Goodbye LCTV. I need a

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I have a roommate. It is a super bad

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<v Speaker 1>habit of not cleaning underneath the toilet seat when he's

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<v Speaker 1>done using it. It's so gross and super embarrassing when

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<v Speaker 1>we have visitors. If you've told him about this before

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<v Speaker 1>and he keeps doing it, I got the perfect fix

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Unscrew the lid when he's not at home,

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<v Speaker 1>like when he's at work or something, and just toss

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<v Speaker 1>it up on his pillow in his bed. He thought

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<v Speaker 1>Deadhead was bad, think about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Modern day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, life coach is life. Coach is a coconut, a mammal.

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<v Speaker 1>It has hair and makes milk. You got some deep

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<v Speaker 1>thinkers listening to this show, man, I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to go with no on this one because,

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<v Speaker 1>unlike mister uh mister Falker from Meet the Falker's coconut

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<v Speaker 1>does not have nipples. You remember that as an eye right,

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<v Speaker 1>remember that one? Yeah, oh yeah, I have nipples? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you can you milk me?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? That movie was made a few years ago, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>With all due respect there, there's some that would archer

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<v Speaker 2>the answer to that has changed. Oh yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just yeah, I have to point that out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of changes now. I mean that that

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<v Speaker 1>coconut could be of them. Now I'm with you, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really concerned about my annual physical, worried that my

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<v Speaker 1>numbers are going to be way too high. Any suggestions,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe asked for a marijuana card for stress.

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<v Speaker 2>You get your annual physical yet they're red. Yeah, back

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<v Speaker 2>in September.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope line's better than last year. What most the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor told me I was heart unhealthy, liver looked like

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<v Speaker 1>that chubby kid that he picked on an elementary school.

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<v Speaker 2>Elsie. Did you ever go for a follow up? I

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<v Speaker 2>will before the end of the calendar. Elsey TV.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I be more successful at my job? I

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<v Speaker 1>work in construction. You need to get a fancier hard hat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it's the look that's gonna make everything better.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do that. I don't know if i'd blame it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just told like be dazzle it. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking possibly J R R sticker and a BWO

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<v Speaker 2>sticker on it.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, that might work a little better. And

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, it's all about the look, dude. Like to

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<v Speaker 1>help your performance. It's gonna you look good, You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>perform well. Like when you grab that hard hat in

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<v Speaker 1>your lunch pailful of cold beer. You're gonna have more

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<v Speaker 1>pep in your step mark my words? Wife is Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna name a company's.

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<v Speaker 2>Name on this, envisioning one of our construction guys walking

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<v Speaker 2>under the job site and a be dazzled hard hat. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>look at tony wife has been. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>name an exact company, but uh, this one. Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>Wife's been on a weight lost and she's losing so

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<v Speaker 1>much weight that some of her features are disappearing. Any

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<v Speaker 1>ideas how I could plump her back up? Well, thanksgivings over,

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<v Speaker 1>but Christmas dinner that should pump her up pretty good, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Just never poker in the belly like the little Pillsbury Definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>Women do not like that. I did that out in

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<v Speaker 1>a night couple of times. Then't day shifter?

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<v Speaker 2>Well that kind of nightclub? How are we doing on time? Fine?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, dear life coach.

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<v Speaker 1>I've worked the same job for many years and same people,

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<v Speaker 1>but just recently found out that one of my good

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<v Speaker 1>friends is known as the Turnpike tugger. Should I be

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<v Speaker 1>worried this guy again? No, you should be worried, unless,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, your car pulling with them. That might that

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<v Speaker 1>might be uncomfortable. And if you are, don't reach under

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<v Speaker 1>the seat because there's guaranteed to be a sock on there.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, I see the wrap up symbol. One more. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's up to you. I don't know. Yeah, Life Coach.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the rotors have started up.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear them. Hunter's getting fidgety.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's just the rock. He smells with the

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<v Speaker 2>rocks coking, Life Coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Seeing that you're from LA, have you ever been to

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<v Speaker 1>one of Diddy's freak offs? Uh, you've heard about all

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<v Speaker 1>the different high falutin figures there.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think you know? Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Unlike all the other craziness that's gone on there, all

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<v Speaker 1>of it was totally consensual with LC. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>an innocent day in the pool, frolicking and around. Before

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<v Speaker 1>you knew it, his tops came off. And then two girls,

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<v Speaker 1>one coach.

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<v Speaker 2>With that Mary Christmas, Happy holidaya and thank you again, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what they say here, no evil freak, no evil,

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<v Speaker 2>two girls, one coach. All right there he goes, thank you, Elsie,

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<v Speaker 2>Merry Christmas, there reading and tall a good night. I

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