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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let chatako one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, well I get to

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<v Speaker 2>these idiotology stories here in just a second. Just some

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<v Speaker 2>quick Hurricane Milton info. You know, if we're sounding redundant

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<v Speaker 2>to some of you, please, you know, give us a

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<v Speaker 2>little slack here. As people are coming in and out

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<v Speaker 2>of the show all morning long, we want to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure everybody has at least the basic info. Milton's still

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<v Speaker 2>a Category five hurricane. Maximum sustained wins one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>sixty miles per hour. It's picked up a little forward

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<v Speaker 2>speed about fourteen miles per hour moving northeast. The the

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<v Speaker 2>projected path has been shifted back up north about what

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<v Speaker 2>about fifteen miles. They're saying, taco from that southern wobble

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<v Speaker 2>that had experienced yesterday. This really doesn't change anything for

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<v Speaker 2>anybody in the listening area. We're going to get walloped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet with a fourteen or fifteen miles this storm is

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<v Speaker 1>so big it really doesn't matter. To just be prepared,

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<v Speaker 1>be on your toes.

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<v Speaker 2>Whether obviously starting to pick up, you're seeing the rain

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<v Speaker 2>start to move in mainly light showers for most of

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<v Speaker 2>our listening area. As you get further south and west,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll see the intensity working its way into the state

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<v Speaker 2>and eventually up into our area. So things will start

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<v Speaker 2>to go downhill throughout the day. So you know you

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<v Speaker 2>still have time. If you get a few things you

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<v Speaker 2>got to get taken care of, just do that remain

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<v Speaker 2>common and you know, try to be in place where

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna ride this thing out by noon two o'clock

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<v Speaker 2>or so, if that's possible. Taco Bob, you've been asking

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<v Speaker 2>for this for years, while researchers in Denmark are here

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<v Speaker 2>with the answer and ready to provide you with. What

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<v Speaker 2>have I been asking for an exercise pill?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't asking for an exercise pill. I was asking

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<v Speaker 1>for a food pill. Oh, I'm sorry, I've never mind

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<v Speaker 1>the exact opposite. Remember never mind, No, No, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear the story. Remember the food pill was that

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<v Speaker 1>when you're busy doing this, that, and the other, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be so so cool to just say, oh, well

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<v Speaker 1>there I'm full. But that kind of takes the uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what you said when I first said pleasure

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<v Speaker 1>out of eating Yeah, that's because you like donning the

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<v Speaker 1>eating shirt and take eating very seriously. I know you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You prep it up, you know, by cooking it all

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<v Speaker 1>in the blackstone. Then you don your shirt and just

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<v Speaker 1>sit down with two hands, just like the old like

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<v Speaker 1>a caveman. Yeah, the old heathens like a right hand fork,

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<v Speaker 1>left hand, not even a knife, because you're just gonna yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>total barbarian, total barbarian.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, Well anyway, that's so. The exercise the

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<v Speaker 2>exercise pill this out of Denmark. Now, before you get

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<v Speaker 2>really stoked about this, it doesn't come with all the

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<v Speaker 2>benefits of running. Uh, it has the It mimics the

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<v Speaker 2>effects of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten k.

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<v Speaker 2>Your legs aren't gonna get any stronger or anything like that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't it. The the new mole molecule they

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<v Speaker 2>develop does mimic the effect it has on your metabolism.

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<v Speaker 2>It brings the body into a metabolic state corresponding to

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<v Speaker 2>running ten kilometers at high speed and on an empty stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>It also offers some of the benefits you get from fasting.

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<v Speaker 2>Exercise triggers the release of a hormone that suppresses your

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<v Speaker 2>appetite and another one that flushes fatty acids from your bloodstream,

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<v Speaker 2>and well that's good stuff because it reduces your risk

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<v Speaker 2>of things like heart disease and diabetes. They have not

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<v Speaker 2>tested the new drug on humans yet, but they've done

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<v Speaker 2>so on rats and it triggered the release of those

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<v Speaker 2>same hormones.

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<v Speaker 1>Does an exercise pill to you sound a lot like cocaine?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but everything you just said I know some

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<v Speaker 1>people that used to have that issue, and all thin

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<v Speaker 1>is a rail. That's a lot of it right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Just go exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're saying, look at when this does get to

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<v Speaker 2>the point where it's ready for prime time, could be

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<v Speaker 2>the game changer for like old people who just can't

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<v Speaker 2>really exercise, but you know, want to try to get

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<v Speaker 2>as much benefit as they can in their latter years.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna have heart attacks for people like me who

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<v Speaker 1>just don't want to old people. I heard that part.

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<v Speaker 1>But old people who when they take this, they feel

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<v Speaker 1>like they ran a ten k, which they shouldn't be,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they're gonna be ten day is in dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey you said they tested on rats, right, Yeah? Did

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you my rat story? A rat story?

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<v Speaker 2>It brought me the rat rat like a real rat

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<v Speaker 2>or wrap the band with two t's real rat not

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<v Speaker 2>the band.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not going round and round, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>took me back to my rat pee peach wine days in.

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<v Speaker 2>Prison when you did that stretch and sing sing yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When I used to make a rat pe peach wine

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<v Speaker 1>that I strained through underpants. But no, I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to my shed, you know, to get the generator out

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<v Speaker 1>and the gas and all that stuff, and sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>a wheel barrel. Is this old grill cover that I

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<v Speaker 1>used last time to cover the generator before, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>before the storm came. I pulled that out. There were

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<v Speaker 1>three different rat nests in it. Oh boy, and my god,

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<v Speaker 1>did it smell like rat.

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<v Speaker 2>Pe Were any of them home?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, thankfully no, They're all out in the yard

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<v Speaker 1>and probably in my house. But it was the fact

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<v Speaker 1>of rat pee peach one. The whole thing put it

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<v Speaker 1>in a disgusting perspective. Now, the whole thing was scented

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<v Speaker 1>with that. You had to make off. You had to

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<v Speaker 1>make do though, you know back in the day. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you gotta do what you gotta do in

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<v Speaker 1>sing sing yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Any of you who've lived in Florida a long time

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<v Speaker 2>might be familiar with some of the longtime meteorologists that

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<v Speaker 2>have been in the state. One of them works for

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<v Speaker 2>a WTVJ in Miami. He is a little dramatic. His

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<v Speaker 2>name is John Morales. Okay, I remember this guy, you

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<v Speaker 2>know when I lived down south. But yeah, he got

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<v Speaker 2>a little emotional talking about Milton this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. It has dropped. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it has dropped fifteen millibars in ten hours. I apologize,

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<v Speaker 3>this is just.

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<v Speaker 2>Horrific. Miller bars, I guess are a trigger in the

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<v Speaker 2>meteorological world, is that you get very emotional over Miller bars.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to hear that one more time?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. It has dropped. It

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<v Speaker 3>has dropped fifteen millibars in ten hours. Wow, I apologize,

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<v Speaker 3>this is just horrific.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what we call that? And then meteorologist, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean me being a meteorologist and all. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>we call That's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Same thing you would use in a football term for

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who's he's a pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's the word is exactly we look and we say,

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<v Speaker 1>step away from the green's green weather.

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<v Speaker 2>Pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, we don't put the weather there though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>mill Bars again, you want to see him ja or

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<v Speaker 1>our Facebook page? Yeah, do have that there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, while you're over there, you can also see this

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<v Speaker 2>ten year old from the Minneapolis area who has a

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<v Speaker 2>buy now ten years old, already has a lengthy criminal record,

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<v Speaker 2>according to police, and he's now added this to his resume.

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<v Speaker 2>Stole a car, stole a car, and then drove it

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<v Speaker 2>through a playground packed with kids. It's a miracle this

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<v Speaker 2>punk didn't hit any of these kids on this playground.

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<v Speaker 2>There's video of them zooming right right through. Take a look.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course this ten year old probably wasn't playing

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<v Speaker 1>on the playground. He was just, you know, out stealing cars.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he play on a Why would he be

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<v Speaker 1>on a playground that's for normal kids at the age

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<v Speaker 1>of ten, normal well adjusted kids. Lock them up. I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's the parental thing. I get that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Minneapolis. This is another one of those cities

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<v Speaker 2>where you know, they wanted to fund the police and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, everybody's.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, innocent. Yeah, it's nobody does any bad and

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<v Speaker 1>Bob World Order BWO is not there. Let's put it

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<v Speaker 1>that way. If you are in one of those cities.

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<v Speaker 1>They need to get the word and you did not

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<v Speaker 1>get your BWO stick or we still have a handful left.

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<v Speaker 1>Just send us a self dressed stamp do envelope. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>put one on the back of that ten year old's car.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not his car and someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he spoilen exactly? Come on wjrr