Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let chatako one on one
Speaker 1: one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, well I get to
Speaker 2: these idiotology stories here in just a second. Just some
Speaker 2: quick Hurricane Milton info. You know, if we're sounding redundant
Speaker 2: to some of you, please, you know, give us a
Speaker 2: little slack here. As people are coming in and out
Speaker 2: of the show all morning long, we want to make
Speaker 2: sure everybody has at least the basic info. Milton's still
Speaker 2: a Category five hurricane. Maximum sustained wins one hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty miles per hour. It's picked up a little forward
Speaker 2: speed about fourteen miles per hour moving northeast. The the
Speaker 2: projected path has been shifted back up north about what
Speaker 2: about fifteen miles. They're saying, taco from that southern wobble
Speaker 2: that had experienced yesterday. This really doesn't change anything for
Speaker 2: anybody in the listening area. We're going to get walloped.
Speaker 1: Yet with a fourteen or fifteen miles this storm is
Speaker 1: so big it really doesn't matter. To just be prepared,
Speaker 1: be on your toes.
Speaker 2: Whether obviously starting to pick up, you're seeing the rain
Speaker 2: start to move in mainly light showers for most of
Speaker 2: our listening area. As you get further south and west,
Speaker 2: you'll see the intensity working its way into the state
Speaker 2: and eventually up into our area. So things will start
Speaker 2: to go downhill throughout the day. So you know you
Speaker 2: still have time. If you get a few things you
Speaker 2: got to get taken care of, just do that remain
Speaker 2: common and you know, try to be in place where
Speaker 2: you're gonna ride this thing out by noon two o'clock
Speaker 2: or so, if that's possible. Taco Bob, you've been asking
Speaker 2: for this for years, while researchers in Denmark are here
Speaker 2: with the answer and ready to provide you with. What
Speaker 2: have I been asking for an exercise pill?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I wasn't asking for an exercise pill. I was asking
Speaker 1: for a food pill. Oh, I'm sorry, I've never mind
Speaker 1: the exact opposite. Remember never mind, No, No, I want
Speaker 1: to hear the story. Remember the food pill was that
Speaker 1: when you're busy doing this, that, and the other, it
Speaker 1: would be so so cool to just say, oh, well
Speaker 1: there I'm full. But that kind of takes the uh.
Speaker 1: And that's what you said when I first said pleasure
Speaker 1: out of eating Yeah, that's because you like donning the
Speaker 1: eating shirt and take eating very seriously. I know you do.
Speaker 1: You prep it up, you know, by cooking it all
Speaker 1: in the blackstone. Then you don your shirt and just
Speaker 1: sit down with two hands, just like the old like
Speaker 1: a caveman. Yeah, the old heathens like a right hand fork,
Speaker 1: left hand, not even a knife, because you're just gonna yeah,
Speaker 1: total barbarian, total barbarian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well anyway, that's so. The exercise the
Speaker 2: exercise pill this out of Denmark. Now, before you get
Speaker 2: really stoked about this, it doesn't come with all the
Speaker 2: benefits of running. Uh, it has the It mimics the
Speaker 2: effects of a.
Speaker 1: Ten k.
Speaker 2: Your legs aren't gonna get any stronger or anything like that,
Speaker 2: but I don't it. The the new mole molecule they
Speaker 2: develop does mimic the effect it has on your metabolism.
Speaker 2: It brings the body into a metabolic state corresponding to
Speaker 2: running ten kilometers at high speed and on an empty stomach.
Speaker 2: It also offers some of the benefits you get from fasting.
Speaker 2: Exercise triggers the release of a hormone that suppresses your
Speaker 2: appetite and another one that flushes fatty acids from your bloodstream,
Speaker 2: and well that's good stuff because it reduces your risk
Speaker 2: of things like heart disease and diabetes. They have not
Speaker 2: tested the new drug on humans yet, but they've done
Speaker 2: so on rats and it triggered the release of those
Speaker 2: same hormones.
Speaker 1: Does an exercise pill to you sound a lot like cocaine?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but everything you just said I know some
Speaker 1: people that used to have that issue, and all thin
Speaker 1: is a rail. That's a lot of it right there.
Speaker 1: Just go exercise.
Speaker 2: Well, they're saying, look at when this does get to
Speaker 2: the point where it's ready for prime time, could be
Speaker 2: the game changer for like old people who just can't
Speaker 2: really exercise, but you know, want to try to get
Speaker 2: as much benefit as they can in their latter years.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have heart attacks for people like me who
Speaker 1: just don't want to old people. I heard that part.
Speaker 1: But old people who when they take this, they feel
Speaker 1: like they ran a ten k, which they shouldn't be,
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna be ten day is in dead.
Speaker 1: Hey you said they tested on rats, right, Yeah? Did
Speaker 1: I tell you my rat story? A rat story?
Speaker 2: It brought me the rat rat like a real rat
Speaker 2: or wrap the band with two t's real rat not
Speaker 2: the band.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not going round and round, but it was
Speaker 1: took me back to my rat pee peach wine days in.
Speaker 2: Prison when you did that stretch and sing sing yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: When I used to make a rat pe peach wine
Speaker 1: that I strained through underpants. But no, I was going
Speaker 1: to my shed, you know, to get the generator out
Speaker 1: and the gas and all that stuff, and sitting in
Speaker 1: a wheel barrel. Is this old grill cover that I
Speaker 1: used last time to cover the generator before, you know,
Speaker 1: before the storm came. I pulled that out. There were
Speaker 1: three different rat nests in it. Oh boy, and my god,
Speaker 1: did it smell like rat.
Speaker 2: Pe Were any of them home?
Speaker 1: No, no, thankfully no, They're all out in the yard
Speaker 1: and probably in my house. But it was the fact
Speaker 1: of rat pee peach one. The whole thing put it
Speaker 1: in a disgusting perspective. Now, the whole thing was scented
Speaker 1: with that. You had to make off. You had to
Speaker 1: make do though, you know back in the day. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you gotta do what you gotta do in
Speaker 1: sing sing yeah.
Speaker 2: Any of you who've lived in Florida a long time
Speaker 2: might be familiar with some of the longtime meteorologists that
Speaker 2: have been in the state. One of them works for
Speaker 2: a WTVJ in Miami. He is a little dramatic. His
Speaker 2: name is John Morales. Okay, I remember this guy, you
Speaker 2: know when I lived down south. But yeah, he got
Speaker 2: a little emotional talking about Milton this week.
Speaker 3: Just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. It has dropped. Okay,
Speaker 3: it has dropped fifteen millibars in ten hours. I apologize,
Speaker 3: this is just.
Speaker 2: Horrific. Miller bars, I guess are a trigger in the
Speaker 2: meteorological world, is that you get very emotional over Miller bars.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear that one more time?
Speaker 1: No, no, I do.
Speaker 3: Just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. It has dropped. It
Speaker 3: has dropped fifteen millibars in ten hours. Wow, I apologize,
Speaker 3: this is just horrific.
Speaker 1: You know what we call that? And then meteorologist, I
Speaker 1: mean me being a meteorologist and all. You know what
Speaker 1: we call That's the.
Speaker 2: Same thing you would use in a football term for
Speaker 2: somebody who's he's a pussy.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the word is exactly we look and we say,
Speaker 1: step away from the green's green weather.
Speaker 2: Pussy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, we don't put the weather there though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mill Bars again, you want to see him ja or
Speaker 1: our Facebook page? Yeah, do have that there.
Speaker 2: Oh, while you're over there, you can also see this
Speaker 2: ten year old from the Minneapolis area who has a
Speaker 2: buy now ten years old, already has a lengthy criminal record,
Speaker 2: according to police, and he's now added this to his resume.
Speaker 2: Stole a car, stole a car, and then drove it
Speaker 2: through a playground packed with kids. It's a miracle this
Speaker 2: punk didn't hit any of these kids on this playground.
Speaker 2: There's video of them zooming right right through. Take a look.
Speaker 1: And of course this ten year old probably wasn't playing
Speaker 1: on the playground. He was just, you know, out stealing cars.
Speaker 1: Why would he play on a Why would he be
Speaker 1: on a playground that's for normal kids at the age
Speaker 1: of ten, normal well adjusted kids. Lock them up. I
Speaker 1: know it's the parental thing. I get that.
Speaker 2: This is Minneapolis. This is another one of those cities
Speaker 2: where you know, they wanted to fund the police and
Speaker 2: you know, everybody's.
Speaker 1: You know, innocent. Yeah, it's nobody does any bad and
Speaker 1: Bob World Order BWO is not there. Let's put it
Speaker 1: that way. If you are in one of those cities.
Speaker 1: They need to get the word and you did not
Speaker 1: get your BWO stick or we still have a handful left.
Speaker 1: Just send us a self dressed stamp do envelope. We'll
Speaker 1: put one on the back of that ten year old's car.
Speaker 2: It's not his car and someone else.
Speaker 1: Is he spoilen exactly? Come on wjrr