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Speaker 1: Johnny Woodard as well.
Speaker 6: You're right the weird ship I get into. It's the bedroom, baby.
Speaker 5: Behind you, John, you got a whole little fucking Star
Wars setup back there.
Speaker 1: You go, a little unholy or.
Speaker 7: I got books, I got VR ship, I got gaming controllers.
I got a picture of me at a computer when
I was like twelve or something.
Speaker 5: That's all your computer dork ship, and you gotta throwback
computer dork photo.
Speaker 7: I got a video my video rental card from Videos
Unlimited Video apostrophe.
Speaker 5: St right, what we got? We got got your old
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Speaker 6: Never heard of doctor Strange?
Speaker 5: The yea fucking mono?
Speaker 6: Yes, Oh that's.
Speaker 1: Hard man, bro, How did you get a girlfriend?
Speaker 5: A cute nice one at that?
Speaker 1: Did you do that? Dude?
Speaker 6: Just when I had the girlfriend? You gotta hide all
this ship and then you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, slowly bring it in.
Speaker 5: They be like surprise. She's like, what are you bringing
in some sex tuys?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: Man, it's my Chewbacca fucking action figures. She calls it
screw Baca.
Speaker 4: Hey, let's do let's talk some sports.
Speaker 1: Did you guys like how the Penguin ended?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 5: I did? I think they eventually had to make him
a spoiler alert if you haven't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, big time, big time.
Speaker 5: But they had to make him out to be like,
you know, he was such a likable bad guy that
they're eventually gonna have to go, We're gonna have to
make this guy a preck somehow. So they did it,
but it had to happen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because the whole and it's been my complain about
the show and I'm glad they fix it.
Speaker 1: Is that he's a fuck up the whole all season.
Speaker 7: All of his plans fuck up, and he gets rescued
by the brown guy and the girl until the girl.
You know, he turns against the girl and then finally
at the end you see, Okay, you know he's he's evil.
He's just out for himself, all right, and that sets
him up as a villain. And I love that we
got the the bat signal going up at the very end.
Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. Yeah. Cool.
Speaker 7: Of course they're gonna tease Batman and that he's never
gonna They're never gonna get Robert Patt.
Speaker 4: That's like the Godzilla show that you saw godzill like
twice the whole the whole series.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they can't do it because he sucks all the
air out of the room. You know, he makes Penguin
look like a minor character, what an act?
Speaker 1: You didn't like it?
Speaker 5: He was great in it. That girl was fantastic in it.
I mean, yeah, I saw an interview with.
Speaker 1: I want to spoiler alert it.
Speaker 5: I'm not spoiling alert in anything, but Penguin dies at
the end and then that girl gets exploded when she
puts a grenade in her mouth spoiler alert. But I
saw an interview with her right after, like at the
season finale premiere. They had a fucking thing or something,
and she was like, I only knew Oswald, Like I
wasn't kicking it around with fucking you know, Captain Hansome.
She was like, I talked to him at lunch. He
was never not like that guy. And even when I
did see him at the premiere, I almost I was like,
Oh my god, that's fucking what's her name, Colin Tuckham.
What's his name, Colin Ferrell. She's like like, wait a minute,
I've been hanging out with him for a fucking year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she isn't that weird though, But like like
actors think that's like some deep shit.
Speaker 1: Like if we were at.
Speaker 4: The comedy store and we only saw Adam Ray's doctor Phil, will.
Speaker 1: We just be like, oh dude, can you can we
just chill?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: There's this story of like, uh, and it reminds me
of this. It's I can't remember who it's like, I've
heard different versions of it, but there's one.
Speaker 1: With a joke about or that carry right there.
Speaker 7: There's different versions of it. You tell me if it is,
I'll tell you the story. It's got like, uh oh,
Dustin Hoffman is on some film and he's supposed to
be his character is supposed to be uh like having
having had like a tough week or I can't remember
what it was, something like he had a rough week
and so Dustin Hoffman, the human didn't sleep for like
three days, was just up like getting ship faced night
after night, so he'd be really hung over when he
came in. And then he came in and one of
these old school English actors was on set. I can't
remember who it was, Lawrence Olivier or somebody was like,
did boy try acting?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 7: It's like then that's what it is, Like what the fuck?
Why do you need to put on all that?
Speaker 5: Well? I think now in this day and age of
everybody like everything's viral and you need like a fucking
weird backstory to get people even remotely interested. Like this
guy fucking legally went blind to do this fucking like,
holy shit, he fucking blinded himself to play up and
he's only an extra, you know, And you're like, shit,
this guy fucking really, he's never gonna see again for
four hundred dollars and a fucking minor TV credit.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, Like they was that? Really?
Next to all of that was that did he have
to go that far? Can we do it an ugly man?
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there are plenty.
Speaker 7: Of ugly actors out there who are just as good
as Calm Ferrell didn't need thank you?
Speaker 4: Does he come back? He says he doesn't want to
do it again because it's too much makeup. And I
honestly believe I.
Speaker 6: Had to make it was his but I saw he
said he wanted to come back.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought he said it was too much makeup
because towards the end of the show, I felt like
the character was getting thinner and thinner. Really, like he's
just I'm not putting myself walking.
Speaker 6: Let's see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to get into a spoiler alert
because I just want to tell you my theory.
Speaker 1: Can I see three days ago?
Speaker 7: He said, he expressed willingness to do it again. He said,
if there's a great idea for season two and the
writing is really muscular and is strong or stronger on
the page.
Speaker 5: Better than Batman. It was hands down better than Batman.
When he was in Batman. I mean the one that
he was in, it was way more, no problem with it.
This fucking Penguin thing was way better because the best
part of Batman, the worst part of Batman was taken out,
which is Batman and how dark all everything was. You
couldn't even see shit. And the best part about it
was fucking Penguin and he just got all of him.
I would have liked to see him in a shower scene.
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, I would too.
Speaker 6: That's real Joker like Joker.
Speaker 4: Spoiler alert, fast forward twenty seconds, thirty seconds. I hope
the Puerto Rican kid comes back as like a really
bad guy and just mrks this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Well, like some toxic sludge got on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, comes back though I didn't die. That I didn't die.
I'm back.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. I saved your ass a thousand times.
Speaker 5: What if that Puerto Rican kid comes back to life
and his whole point is just to kill Tony.
Speaker 6: It's funny, yeah, I mean, that's would be the zombie, right,
that ghost what he.
Speaker 5: Said, killing kill Tony.
Speaker 4: What if they bring Tony back as the joker. Then
Tony's dreams all come true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's coming full circle.
Speaker 1: On the Hot Holly Ray.
Speaker 7: When they're in that scene in the in the hospital
though and the kids, they're putting his hand on his back,
I'm like, ah, this this something's not right about this,
you know. And and and we should have known him
then that he was going to kill him, because I
got a weird feeling like this is not a villain.
The guy who's got a buddy, a male companion that
puts his hand on his back, you know, so I
thought either they're gay or he's Yeah, he's gonna be off.
Speaker 5: That's what I definitely seems like. Can watch a bang
his mom.
Speaker 1: Too, Oh for sure he does.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, run you know, watch out.
Speaker 4: So at the end, someone's gonna break that bitch out.
That's listen. You guys, don't think this show is woke.
They have one hundred pound chick being the bad being
the badass.
Speaker 6: It's a little woke, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's just Hollywood. Yeah, that's just Hollywood. But all
these hardcore gangsters are gonna be taking now. Now there
are examples.
Speaker 5: I think you're right in her face. I think any
real hardcore criminal wouldn't give her another fucking chance to
get revenge. I think the woke part is that he
didn't fucking blast her right in the face with a
gun too.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: There are some examples hardcore female gangsters, though mostly like that.
What was that woman in South America who was like
but she was I mean, she was a beast.
Speaker 6: She wasn't like a tiny little petita like that cartel lady?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she's crazy, Yeah, Griselda, something like that.
Speaker 6: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Fucking yeah, some sports h dude. I'm in the weirdest
place right now.
Speaker 5: Where are you? Sam? Hey? I know you're on the road, right,
aren't you.
Speaker 1: I'm in Tulsa, Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: Le's let's plug some gigs because then we'll get into sport.
But I'm going to give you a shout out to
where are you at? Where can they see you? Sam?
Speaker 4: I'm in Tulta, Oklahoma. I'm in Uh, Then I'm going
to be in Tampa. Then I'm going to be in Cancu, Mexico,
And then next year I just got a run of
great gigs.
Speaker 1: Daddy's hanging, Daddy's banging.
Speaker 5: God well, we'll definitely do some gigs together next year.
I have a couple of gigs I want to promote Wednesday,
twenty seventh November, that night before Thanksgiving. By the way,
I just found out it's the biggest drinking non holiday
of the year. It's like New Year's Fourth of July
syncra to MYO, what's the Irish one? Saint Patrick's Day?
And then the night before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: When nobody has to work the next day the yeah.
Speaker 5: I guess that makes sense. So anyway, it's been Come
on out to Cheers Bar, Notre Dame University South in Indiana,
seven pm, doors only a ten dollar cover. Place is
going to be packed. It's me, It's my buddy Billy
Dordarro and my buddy Coffee Black, which is the greatest
comedian name for a.
Speaker 1: Black guy, Coffee Black.
Speaker 5: I'm in hopefully aious guys, So come check us out
there the night for Thanksgiving and then I'm hosting. This
is gonna be a good one and un silent disco.
Two hundred people, two hundred DJs, no headphones, everybody gets
their own personal DJ. That's going to be a blast.
That's not going to make any no he's we're doing
that at a library, and then I want to say, hey, uh,
why is everyone getting quiet Sam Tripley Special? I just
watched it this week. I text you this morning. I
think it's actually your best work. And I've seen all
of your specials open for you on a few of
me even had me dying laughing. I don't even laugh
at special, So I really will say, I don't think
I've ever promoted with one of your specials on the
show unless you weren't there and I was doing it
for you. Absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1: Thank you dude.
Speaker 5: You got that Bonnetfield joke. You know, when you hear
a good joke from another if you're a comic and
you hear a joke and you go, god, damn it,
that's too by almost makes it not jealous.
Speaker 1: But you're like, god, what did I I've had that?
I just had that. I'm like, fuck, why did I
write that?
Speaker 5: Fuck? Dude? Absolutely a plus. So, guys, where can I
get that special?
Speaker 1: Because I know you I now just put on YouTube
and then and.
Speaker 5: Then somebody put it up for free and fucked you. Right, Yeah,
that's what they did to mine too.
Speaker 1: So they took it.
Speaker 4: They put out for free so that it's It's gotten
one hundred thousand views on Rumble, one hundred and seventy
thousand views on Twitter. And you know, I'm not gonna
get any love on YouTube, but I just wanted to
put it out because it's I watched it, yeah, and people.
Speaker 1: Are just like, you know, people are like, oh my god,
thanks putting out there. I'm like, you could have just
gone to Twitter for free. Now I'm not.
Speaker 4: But it's so funny how much YouTube has everything in
video lockdown.
Speaker 1: It just locked it down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm happy with it because you know the
wave of hate will be coming.
Speaker 1: I know the wave of hate. Dude. Now it's all
super positive.
Speaker 5: Tell your focus. I can tell you really fucking put
it into it. You look totally fine. It's great, It's excellent.
I would highly recommend it. Good job, Sam really made
me laugh. Also, please come to Cheers the night before
Thanksgiving if you're in the South Bend.
Speaker 1: Is that the name of the bar?
Speaker 5: At the name of the bar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty cool, dude.
Speaker 5: I can't right by campus bar, but here's a funny thing. Hey,
but if you're under twenty one, please do not try
to come in because it's a college campus bar, and
I think Notre Dame, because those are smart ass, nerdy
kid fucking kids. They had like the most unbelievable fake ideas.
So they set up like last summer, like an xis
fucking cop set up a big there, and I think
they got like one hundred and ninety fake ideas in
like thirty five hours or something. Every pass, sure, kid,
you look good. Who's this your momy? Your girlfriend? I
go ahead, get on and there get something, dude.
Speaker 4: I knew women who could get in with men's IDs.
They would just hand the girl, the guy the ID
and just go right in.
Speaker 5: When I was in college, my buddy and I were, uh,
turn twenty one, like a couple of months before everybody
else turned twenty one, and he was a black guy,
and he and I switched IDs, and we would just
go into bars and he would go like a I
would go like a few BEFOREMI and I would hand
him and be like a black guy that just turned
twenty one.
Speaker 10: They're like, are you the fucking dumbest guy in the
fucking world, Like, oh, hang on that, and then we
would swap him.
Speaker 5: But just to hand somebody a fucking black person's ID
and sometimes they would just not even look at you.
They just kind of pretend to look that's a black.
Speaker 1: Man, especially if you're a young chick. They don't care. No,
especially unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Especially a certain island that we all know about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, dude, I know. Can we get in
some football.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, let's talk about the elephant in
the room and it's Johnny's toy collection behind him. No,
I'm kidding. Let's get the Tyson fight out of the way,
because that's by the time this comes out, people. I mean,
this is that's tomorrow night that Tyson fights in twenty
four hours. And the amount of money that has come
in for Tyson shows you what a great promotional job
they have done by blasting everything you ever see with
promo videos and old clips of Tyson and everything we go.
All this money came in yesterday and today on Mike Tyson.
It's hard for me and this is really to me.
Speaker 4: Sammy, you know how much I think he's making that
I was I just said fighting the kid and Shop
told me how much he's making. Do you know how much,
Jake Paul, It's eight two minute rounds, eight.
Speaker 5: Two okay, okay, I think let me take a guess.
I would say Jake and he's promoting it. I think
Jake Paul stands to make sixty million dollars forty then
I think that Tyson would be around twenty.
Speaker 7: Can we take that again? Can we take that again?
Speaker 1: Forty million dollars. It's always worse.
Speaker 7: When you go over. You should go on there, let's
do that again. But you say twenty this time.
Speaker 5: Producing this, No, I'll go, I'll not go. Price is right?
One dollar?
Speaker 1: Oh damn you want, dude, you will?
Speaker 5: You overbid by?
Speaker 9: You won?
Speaker 1: The other guy went.
Speaker 5: Fifty dollars yo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, and dude, you want Mike Tyson to
make his money. He lost all that money. Don King
just juiced him.
Speaker 5: Cheap. Pigeons ain't cheap.
Speaker 1: You're just praying this dude doesn't get hurt. That's it.
Speaker 4: That's the only outcome you do that you're praying doesn't happen.
Speaker 7: Well, okay, so that begs the question. The last fight
he had with Roy Jones, it was clear they.
Speaker 5: Were and that was four years ago. Four years ago.
Speaker 6: Maybe it was clear though they weren't really fight. They
weren't hitting each other in the face, my dig far.
Speaker 5: Fear as this is going to be a ring around
the rosie fucking everybody.
Speaker 1: But that's I wonder, it's not my fear because it's free.
It's not my fair, it's not.
Speaker 5: Your time's not free. You're a father, you're a fucking
performing artist, you're a writer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they've sold people on this being a real
fight my own.
Speaker 4: I mean, dude, it's a twenty eight year old man
who's a bull versus a fifty eight year old man
who's a pothead.
Speaker 7: And we should add too, And I can't remember maybe
both of you guys I was talking to about this Tyson.
People have forgotten how bad he looked towards the end
of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, quit on the stool all that. I hate
that in will of that guy because I love him
so dude, but he was bad.
Speaker 7: I mean, remember that fight against the Colossus of Clay.
Speaker 5: I didn't think he took the Roy Jones fight seriously
because they knew it was an exhibition fight and they
were just like, fuck I am man, Fuck, I'm not
really true. I'm not. And towards the end of his career,
I think he was just lost and didn't really. He
does seem mentally focused and pretty fucking curious about this.
He's not that good of an actor.
Speaker 1: We've also want to say something.
Speaker 4: I think, no matter what you do, if you take
a year off, two years off, it is very hard
to come right back and get right back to where
you were. And that doesn't matter what we're talking about
stand up comedy, like I A. He's like, I'm taking
off two two thousand and all twenty at the end
of twenty twenty five, I go, I don't think you're
going to I think you're gonna go to London and
do some stage time just to keep yourself fresh. Because
you don't want to take time off. It's you just
don't come back the same.
Speaker 5: Uh take jump off the train the train, Watson to
All your competition is on that train moving.
Speaker 1: Ahead of you, one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: On that train. You're not driving it. You are hanging
on the caboose and trying to fight your way all
up back to the top.
Speaker 4: One. Watsons like that for Odd Cleveland, who else?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 4: I remember when Robin Williams came back to stand up
he just didn't have it.
Speaker 1: To clarify earlier, I just looked it up.
Speaker 7: This is actually a sanctioned fight, not an exhibition like
his two fights.
Speaker 6: So this will be since he lost to McBride.
Speaker 7: Remember the Clones Colossus, the Clone Colossus. Remember that big
guy McBride, that big white guy. Yeah, horribly too. It's
like one of the hugest underdogs ever. Uh that this
will be the next fight on Mike Tyson's record. Jake
Paul and then McBride a decade or whatever ago.
Speaker 6: More than that, probably, I love.
Speaker 5: Years ago, me and Sam's generation fighting your fucking generation.
This is Gen X still proving that they can fight.
Speaker 4: I think this is younger than I think I think about.
Johnny is a millennial.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, how old is Jake Paul? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think Paul might be the beginning of j gen Z.
Speaker 4: Let's see, by the way names who is.
Speaker 5: But I do know this. This gives hope to every
buddy that's over forty eight that sees some twenty five
year old getting chippy in a bar, because you still
feel like, look, I play golf. Of those old timers,
they're they're not gonna get any kind of tiff. They
know when you're over sixty seven to seventy. You don't
have it in you to get into a fistfight. Sam
and I are still at the age we're like, I
can fuck it. I think I still could fucking dance
with somebody, and Mike Tyson is gonna be our guy
for that, and if he gets beat up, there's gonna
be a lot of fifty year olds that are gonna
be like, I should just shut my mouth and let
this guy run his mouth at the bar or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't go. I like, dude, I get out.
Speaker 4: The only place where I get shipped from young people
is at comedy clubs and then they just snatch their
souls and they get sent away to the dark realms.
But outside of that, I don't really fuck with the
young people. I mean, dude, I do jiu jitsu, bro,
I know what you're.
Speaker 5: Jiu jitsu class. You see some fucking twenty eight year
old and you're like, come on, let me fucking just
see if I can still hang with these little guys.
Or you're playing basketball the why and right now I'm
like half for it sounds good to me, and they're like,
we'll go full court. You go, yeah, let's go full court.
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, sure, I'm trying classes, dude, I can get
the good positions, but you're totally right. This does not
give me hole at all. I think he looks really
slow because he's fifty eight.
Speaker 5: You got a hundred you got a hundred bucks. You
gotta put it on this fight. Where's your money going to?
Speaker 1: M Jake Paul straight murder?
Speaker 7: I will say I had a dream a couple of
nights ago that Tyson got knocked on his ass.
Speaker 1: Take it forward this work, and he woke up rock hard,
and after he came it was it was a wet dream.
I forgot wet dream. Johnny havent wet dreams about fifty
year old black man.
Speaker 5: He woke up with a boner and his pillow case
over his head like he was at a clan meeting. Oh,
I had the dream again. As that he's saying to
his girlfriend, I had the dream again. Which one you
and Chewbacca are making out?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, something bad happen to black people.
Speaker 6: Not Chewbacca. It's Darth Vader up there, not Chewbacca.
Speaker 4: You can say, okay, so I I you know the
only good thing about these Jake Paul fights is that
the people on the undercard make money.
Speaker 7: Well, it's also good too that more people who would
have no interest in boxing are seeing boxing and getting
used to the rhythms of boxing, because think about how
many of those dumb idiots who watch them on YouTube
but never watch boxing, they all watch UFC listen.
Speaker 4: And it's also that, like YouTube celebrities are different than
any other celebrity out there, like like they're they're they're
really reality stars.
Speaker 5: What I said, Yeah, they can sell out the Emperor House.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really crazy to me.
Speaker 4: How how how how like their whole thing is train wreck,
uh advertising, you know, That's that's exactly what it is.
So they have to be crazy, say crazy things, do
dickish things, so people tune in and it's almost like
being a heel in sports.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: It's like people are tuning in to see Jake Paul
gets starched.
Speaker 7: Ricky Gervais calls it living your life like an open wound,
and that's I mean, that's what they do.
Speaker 4: It's just yeah, remember towards the yet, like when television
was still king in the E channel and like they
were the celebrities the E Channel and they were just
come on TMZ like oh my god, cop prostitute and
like they didn't care what what the story was as
long as her name was in the news, because it
bought them another six months of.
Speaker 5: Top Paris Hilton got famous. Paris Hilton was the original
like YouTube star because she was just constantly in the tablets.
Speaker 1: Putting out to the corno that she did shoots on.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I auditioned for that porno actually, but they
went with a girl. She got it.
Speaker 4: I thought you'd be so much better looking, like just
a raccoon sucking dick in a fucking garbage can.
Speaker 5: Bro. You got to see the cover of my new album.
You just just described it.
Speaker 1: Do we got a new album coming out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: We do? Now after you just describe I got it
cover for it.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's that's the most important thing really that I.
Speaker 5: Do have about a new thirty right now? So you
need dude, Well yeah, now you just need a new seven.
I go I should put out a two minute album.
Speaker 1: Has anybody that would be so funny?
Speaker 5: That's pretty funny, just one solid bit and just fucking
promote it like an album. Just promote I.
Speaker 1: Think the Indian on uh.
Speaker 4: Andrew Schultz is put out like a fourteen minute special.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put out a two minute special on Instagram.
Speaker 6: Yeah you should do you have?
Speaker 1: That might be the funniest thing.
Speaker 5: I'm literally writing it down right now, just just for
the fuck, just one joke. Okay, guys, here's a big
announcement coming up right now, Johnny.
Speaker 1: This is what you do, dude.
Speaker 4: You walk up, Hey, things come on special, you do
your one joke, and then you walk off.
Speaker 1: Hey, good night. You know you got to get intro
you though, like it's a special. You guys gets an
open for you.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you right now, this is what I'm gonna
do on my fucking twenty seventh show. So two weeks
from now, cheers supping Indiana Notre Dame University. I'm gonna
fucking tell the crowd, Hey, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna shoot it. I'm gonna do my opening joke.
Record that just for two minutes. End it. That's the album,
big fucking tone. Give fuck a huge round of applause,
Thank you guys for all your support and the video,
and then just do the rest of my set. Yeah,
and put that out as.
Speaker 7: You're gonna get audience warm up. You got guess do
audience warm up for you.
Speaker 4: No, here's how you do it. Here's how you do it,
and then I give.
Speaker 5: You a one hour behind the making of one hour
making up.
Speaker 1: Yes, there you go. That would be the best. So
this is what you do, dude. You have your opener,
your feature, all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you in between the opener and the future, you
shoot your special.
Speaker 5: Uh huh, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Well you go up.
Speaker 4: There your two hours special, right, two minutes special, yep.
Then you come back and then you go up and
do your regular set.
Speaker 5: That's a fucking funny, fucking idea. Sam.
Speaker 7: You could put it out on a forty five forty
five you know, little but but like.
Speaker 5: Three Man put out CDs, No, just put.
Speaker 1: On forty five.
Speaker 7: Nobody has record plays anymore. Just put on a forty
Nobody can ever play.
Speaker 5: Forty five exactly, not even the fucking big thirty three.
It's just on one little forty five.
Speaker 1: The single.
Speaker 6: Yeah it's a single.
Speaker 5: That's pretty fucking funny, all right, doing one of these
every week. Recording a new album on the twenty seventh,
so please come out, fucking.
Speaker 4: Jason Deebo Shooting is new special on the twenty seven.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want to come get some?
Speaker 1: Do you want to get some?
Speaker 5: I suggest you come get some? Hey, what about we'll keep.
Speaker 1: It by the way, that's today me a new special,
Come get some.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised you didn't have that already. That sounds like
totally one of yours.
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You gotta submit it to people, you know, yeah, oh yeah,
maybe maybe in the promo. You have one guy's like great,
little too long, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little too long for a knock knock, but
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Speaker 5: What about the John Jones fight coming out? This is
actually a really good fight card and our good friend
Mickey gall is fighting on the under carts. Good luck
to Mickey, new friend.
Speaker 1: We love, we love Mickey.
Speaker 4: Listen, here's my opinion on John Jones. You know he's
my favorite player of all time. He's from the six
Oh saven, I love.
Speaker 5: Him eight three.
Speaker 4: It's so obvious he doesn't want to fight. Aspinall is
going to let it go, just let it. I think
John Jones has earned the right to go out fighting
who he wants to fight now. I do agree, because
he's holding up the heavyweight belt after this fight, win
or lose, he should give it.
Speaker 1: Up, give it to Aspinall.
Speaker 4: Aspinall is a frank mer with agility. He's like, we
haven't seen some move like this.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's well, he's he's What do you think
happens if they fight?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I think John Jones wins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I think John Jones.
Speaker 5: He's thirty five pounds lighter John Jones, and he's probably
never been hit that hard.
Speaker 1: This is the craziest part.
Speaker 4: Alex Pereira is the same age as John Jones. Isn't
that crazy?
Speaker 1: It's crazy they're both thirty eight. That's a well, I
would like to see that fight.
Speaker 5: I'd like to see both of them, and I think
we will.
Speaker 1: As long as he got to do fat, fat money
for him.
Speaker 4: He wants to get paid fat money because you're really
this is the guy that is the biggest threat to
his technically undefeated season record career.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lawyer's lawyers are expensive. I mean, not like John
Jones doesn't have a lifestyle of Like, you know, Gronk
saved all of his money and only lived off of
his commercial money, and he banked you know this guy
to do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I did that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gronk never spent one dollar of his NFL money
ever and just banked all of it and lived off
of commercials and stuff like that. She's very conservative with
his Money's what I'm saying. John Jones has spent more
on cocaine than most of us have spent on food
in all of our fucking fifty years of being all.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you something, Jason, is Gronk the white
Shack or is Shack the black bron.
Speaker 5: Now Shack Gronk would be the white Shack. Shack was
first o g I mean.
Speaker 4: But they're both that kind of goofy kind of talks
in funny ways, and they're just gonna be famous for
the rest of their lives because they're just goofballs so
much funnier than.
Speaker 5: Shack is funnier. Gronk is like the fucking frack.
Speaker 4: Gronk shack is funny. Gronk is a retard. Shack is funny.
Bronk is a retard. Shack got in trouble because he
went on Angel Reese's show, which is like literally going
on an open micro show.
Speaker 1: Okay, he went on a fucking well she has a podcast?
Speaker 6: Who wants to hear that?
Speaker 4: And he was like, he's like, you should wear the outfit.
Did we talk about this, Johnny already?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that you should.
Speaker 4: Wear the outfit that you wore to wilding Out and Johnny,
if you could look that up. And and of course,
because you know women, women love to act like they
live in a bubble, right that, like like they control
all like nothing's energy and like they get everything that
they want. They control when people are looking at them sexually,
when they're not yeah uh yeah right there. Can you
see your fat ass right there that one picture? No,
there's oh there, it is down there, down there, like
she's her asses out right.
Speaker 1: Out right.
Speaker 4: And he's like, you should play in those shorts. And
of course she got offended, even though even though she won,
she wore that by choice to a high profile event.
Now you go, Sam, Sam, that is a comedy show
on MTV, not professional sports. Uh go look at what
volleyball players wear. Go look at what track and field
stars wear. They all show their ass because you get
it ton of love on social media and YouTube.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one thing. If he said that, like, hey, listen,
let me think outside the box. If you weren't wearing those,
but you were wearing like some and she was like,
come on, I would never do that. But she's already
done that.
Speaker 4: If you at the Tulsi Gabbert, Hey, first day on
crotchless panties, you should try crotchless panties.
Speaker 1: I guys, they are going, hey, that's sex, isn't disgusting?
Speaker 4: I go, okay, that was a call for If if
Taulsi Gabbert went to a high profile vent with crotchless
panties on you're open to talking to.
Speaker 6: I thought you were saying it was grondk who said.
Speaker 1: It no no shack Yeah.
Speaker 4: And and then and then she's acting like she's offended
by that.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: And also like if you if you throw a fucking steak,
had a bunch of wild dogs, you can't be mad
at the dogs. Eating steaks. I'm gonna go on record
here and say that black dudes love fat asses.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on the record that all dudes like
fat asses. I don't know a dude who.
Speaker 4: Doesn't like a fan ass, right Johnny does. Oh yeah,
Johnny likes how fucking he likes the git he likes
to go. He calls himself the carpenter in the bag
because he loves to work with four by force.
Speaker 7: That's why, no, no, no, no, I just don't you
like grotesque asses like I like bad asses?
Speaker 5: You like like cartoon butts?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what he's Yeah, dude, somebody, dude, I gotta
find this thing.
Speaker 1: He likes an ass.
Speaker 7: If she sat down in a wheelbarrow, it would just
pour out of each side.
Speaker 6: That's the kind of ass he likes.
Speaker 5: In a wheelbarrow. It would open a sinkhole.
Speaker 1: That's offensive what you just said right there. I'm offended.
Speaker 7: And for somebody who claims to only have six inches,
I don't know why you would like such a money.
Speaker 1: I do only have six inches.
Speaker 7: Why are you want You can't even you can't even
hit that from behind that big two.
Speaker 5: Inches from Johnny.
Speaker 1: I'm about to text you something. This is the ass
that I dream up. I'm just gonna say this, Yeah,
this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: I'm about to get what I'm talking about. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I just text you from Samtible social media fault.
Speaker 5: Tremendous if you want to fuck twice.
Speaker 7: Oh guy, see this is this is it right here?
I'm not This is like a I. I mean, I
can't even believe this human exists. Check this out, Jason,
You're gonna probably doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: This is what the ass I dream of. Hold on,
I'm trying to I just want to breathe.
Speaker 6: This is AI. This isn't real?
Speaker 1: Is it is an AI? That's a real ass. No
way it is. It's a real ass.
Speaker 5: That's a I ridiculous.
Speaker 4: That's not a I. She's a real person. And she's like,
I'm not apologizing for my body.
Speaker 1: You're like, not be real. That is real and it makes.
Speaker 5: For that body. What why would you apologize?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But see, like like Angel reason the w n b
A thinks this would be offensive to weirdness.
Speaker 5: She should have the belt that says thank you.
Speaker 7: Let's then look at the words on our back, look
at the words on the back of her jersey.
Speaker 6: What do us say?
Speaker 1: That's her? That's her? Fucking No, look at it.
Speaker 7: Does it look like any letters you've ever seen before
in your life.
Speaker 1: It's like it says her name.
Speaker 7: Okay, anyway, that's that's crazy. I mean, that's that's what
you like.
Speaker 1: Huh. I'm not make me so happy.
Speaker 5: Just put there.
Speaker 1: Just put a kid in there. Just put it.
Speaker 5: I'm not kicking that out of bed for putting a
dent in my floor.
Speaker 1: This is a so happy I meant say.
Speaker 6: This is a I.
Speaker 5: I guess where I want to live?
Speaker 1: It is a It is a I. My friend, Johnny,
fuck you? Why you were? Why you dream killer?
Speaker 7: The amount of dudes over here thirsting over AI videos
is concerning L O L.
Speaker 1: Thank you lux Shooter, Yeah, thank you. Way you're so
thirsty you can't tell this is a I. I am thirsty.
Speaker 7: Look like they don't mention her name. You're like they
have her tagged right there, just lying.
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody said that was her.
Speaker 5: Leave it to Johnny to figure out AI. Sam and
I can't stop looking at a butt, and Johnny's like,
check out those fonts off there. That band doesn't seem
like a professional font.
Speaker 1: Well, look at the ass. Then nobody has a body
like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why she was the goat until you just
popped our balloon.
Speaker 6: Fuquadh pilsy, disgusting.
Speaker 5: I think Sam also shout out to a few. I
just found out my buddy Chase. Shout out to Chase
goes to ball State University. He's at a party. He's
talking to this girl. She's recommended podcast. She starts dropping
like you know, your mom's house, all these different ones
and mentions punch drunk. We have a female college listener,
ladies and gentlemen, So shout out to you, young lady.
Thank you very much for spreading the good word.
Speaker 1: I don't believe.
Speaker 5: What girl's gonna just say randomly. Guess the name punch drunk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wonder if she means that British theater company
that we always get confused with on well.
Speaker 5: She said of writing the name of all of our
friends and stuff like that were with in that same grouping,
and then my buddies, Like, holy shit, you know you
know that's like one of my buddies. But anyways, if
that is true, hey, that could be Ai too. Maybe
she's got a gigantic pillowcase for a butt. Shout out
to you if you're real, and even if you are
ai A, I like you so thank you for that.
Speaker 7: Did I ever play for you? I don't have it handy,
so you don't hear it, Jason. But the time that
Sam was on a live stream and went and shipped
his pants ship in the bathroom and it was so
loud everybody could hear it on the live stream, and
I was just like.
Speaker 1: I mean all, I mean you could hear him in there? Like,
are we on talk sports?
Speaker 5: We want to talk sports. We've been talking sports till
we got into how much you love big asses. But
in our defense, that was a big ass playing sports.
So we're still on brand, Sam Trippley, Uh.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something, Jason, I am in a
weird place. I am actively rooting against my favorite football
team to not win the rest of the season.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got it. You've never tanked before. You've
never had that feeling of tanking.
Speaker 4: I know, I always beg for a tank as a
Raider fan. They no, there were those teams that never
wants to tank.
Speaker 5: Right. Well, the worst thing is when you start rooting
for your team to tank, then they start winning, and
then you.
Speaker 1: Start feeling That's where Johnny Walk.
Speaker 5: You feel like God is fucking with you, because right
when you go, okay, you know what, I'm at peace
with the fact we're not going to make the playoffs,
it's always somewhere around week eight, week nine, Right around
now is when you start we're having a real ice
cold glass of reality with your team. Is in the
mid season and you start doing this weird math where
you're like, well, if you win nine out of the
next ten, you might be a wild card team. And
you go, you know what, No, no, Jason, no, no,
let's be realistic here. It's over. It's ob Let's just
try for next year. We'll get the best draft pick
we can. We'll keep our young guys healthy. And they
come out and they beat somebody, and you go, now,
I don't even know what to do.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because that happened to Houston.
Speaker 4: You remember that Lovey Smith won the last game and
then they didn't get the first pick, and then they
ended up Gettiot the better quarterback.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, dude, I mean, let's talk about that. Then Chicago,
I mean, the rumors they're not going to bench the
guy they can't, but.
Speaker 5: They're not going to bench him. I mean, you hear
it all here. They're that's crazy. But they're doing a
lot of weird things. You know, you fire your offensive coordinator,
which a lot of people Pittmanley didn't like, and then
who do you hire is the passing game coordinator? Who? Uh?
That's been their problem? Is the passing game? Well?
Speaker 7: I heard that Thomas Brown might be calling plays, which
is that Thomas Brown ring a bell?
Speaker 5: He was with the Panthers, so I'm talking about, Yeah,
he's the OC. I don't know if he's calling plays
or not, but I'm still it's still the Bears are
right there with you. It's like it's tank time, Cowboys,
the Jets. There's a lot of teams right now, and
you know who's quietly good And I'll see this. Nobody's
talking about this seven and three or six and three
Chargers right now. They're quietingly beating everybody.
Speaker 4: Dude, You're totally right and they're winning. And dude, Justin Herbert.
Speaker 5: We talk about fifteen quarterbacks, uh, every fucking week, and
I haven't seen one Good Morning Football or ESPN thing
about Justin Herbert working.
Speaker 4: On bro It's gotta be the best to be a
pro athlete in LA, and nobody knows you.
Speaker 5: Under the Radars.
Speaker 1: You're weird.
Speaker 6: It's so weird, man.
Speaker 5: They're a pressure they're the Clippers. They're a pressure list.
Speaker 1: To be fair worse than the Clippers.
Speaker 4: Dude, they have nobody here, like people come up from
San Diego maybe, but there's nobody, Dude, they got nobody.
Clippers have a small base. But the Chargers are lost team.
They destroyed, They destroyed a franchise.
Speaker 5: They were so much better in San Diego.
Speaker 4: Here's what they should have gone to Vegas and the
Raiders should have came to LA. That's what it would
should have been. They would have gavin a galvanized LA.
Speaker 1: Probably either be a Razor Raiders or a Rams fan.
More people into the Rams if you brought the Raiders.
Speaker 7: They're in an l they're in the second what second
second biggest media market in the country, you say, And
they are sixteenth in average attendance right now.
Speaker 5: And it depends who comes to town. Raiders come to
play fucking Chargers. That fucker sold out and it's a
road game. Somebody said last year for the Chargers. That
might have been Herbert somebody was like, it's very frustrating
having seventeen road games every season.
Speaker 4: I mean, the Raiders are getting like that. Vegans want
support the Raiders, they just can't get it going. Here's
the thing about tanking. You unless you have the guy
at quarterback, you tank. If there's a good quarterback in college,
you tank, tank, tank, tank. It's not even worth it
unless you have the murder defense of the Ravens when
they had Trent Dilford, you tank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's so rare.
Speaker 7: I mean, when you had Trent Dilfer and like Brad
Johnson with Tampa, those are the teams.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: And even look at the last fucking couple of years.
Tank for Tua. Remember that tanking for Tua. Everybody was
trying to Jacksonville. Everyone's trying to say, Trevor Lawrence, you
got a tank for Trevor Lawrence. We got a tank
for Caleb Williams. None of those three quarterbacks are good
right now? I agree, And all three of those franchises
pretty much mortgage two seasons of wins, season ticket sales
and all kinds of shit. And all three of those
teams are five hundred.
Speaker 1: The Panthers every None.
Speaker 5: Of those teams are five hundred. None of those three
teams that have tanked in the last four years are
above five hundred right now. And you got Sam Darnold
in first place, you got Kirk Cousins in fucking first place,
fucking h Dan Daniels in second place, all these other
wing nut quarterbacks. You got fucking Baker Mayfield in second place.
All those teams are above five hundred. So is tanking
for a quarterback the right thing to do? Sounds like
people should start tanking for offensive linemen and edge rushers.
Speaker 4: WHOA, that's a great point, dude, that's a great point,
because you gotta have a guy. You cannot start these dudes.
You cannot start these dudes unless it's a Peyton Manning
type player where it's never gonna be his fault.
Speaker 1: If the team shucks.
Speaker 5: Maybe, I mean, like I I kind of remember way
played U c l A.
Speaker 4: I don't, but you know, it's like, you know the
n c a A named Peyton Manning, the second greatest
quarterback of all time, and then say like.
Speaker 1: You're fucking nuts.
Speaker 4: Okay, but that's the heat that he came in with,
so he can take Caleb Williams was like, Hey, this
guy's gonna be an all time great but he had
some real downtimes at USC.
Speaker 7: You know, so woman was that kind of guy though, right,
I mean he was he was first of all.
Speaker 5: I'll say this about fucking Caleb is what he did
was he didn't like where he was coming out when
he won the Heights. Now, when he won the Heisman,
he was the talk of the fucking all coach football. Oh,
this guy's a generationtional quarterback.
Speaker 1: You know who?
Speaker 5: His two receivers were at US then Drake London and
Aman Saint Brown, two super duper number one wide receivers
in the NFL. Right now they both go pro. They
both go in the first round. Caleb has a shitty
year and you know it's like, well, he still went first.
But maybe he was. I think a lot of his
Heisman year is what got him first, because if that
was his only year, his senior year at USC, that
was the only film we had on him, he probably
would have gone second, third round. I'm not saying he
can't be good. I'm just saying this guy had a
lot of talent around him at USC. They all went pro.
He stayed, he had a B plus year, B solid
B year and you're seeing a solid B minus quarterback
playing on a C minus team.
Speaker 6: Why are they so bad? Though they've had so.
Speaker 5: Many no offensive line, they have no fucking.
Speaker 1: Is it injuries or is it they just haven't.
Speaker 5: A little bit? But they have no line? Why fevers
running backs? Their defense is pretty good. I mean, they're
not getting blown the fuck out by people.
Speaker 7: But when you've watched him play more than either of
us have, when he's got a clean pocket, how does
he look?
Speaker 6: Does he look?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: He doesn't have a fucking clean pocket?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 5: Here's ever you know how many sacks that New England
Patriots had last week? I saw that nine? Do you
know how many sacks the Atlanta Falcons have all season? Nine?
They sacked Caleb Williams nine times. That's almost what three turnovers?
That's two point two five turnovers just in sacks. Yeah.
Line then, and uh, eber Flos has to go. They
gotta fire their coach. A lot of crazy coach firings
this year. Did you I saw a thing? You know,
Derek Carr just got the Saints quarterback fired. He got
the he got that same I got the coach fired.
At the Saints. He was the coach at the Raiders
when Derek Carr got him. Derek Carr has gotten the
same coach fired middle of the season, two different teams,
two different conferences.
Speaker 1: That's so hilarious.
Speaker 5: And he's like, Oh, I'm gonna go there. That's my
old coach. You got him fired in Oaklinton or or Vegas.
You got him fired. And then he comes there and
fucking season and a half he gets them fucking fired again.
I'm like, how about your stuff going in?
Speaker 1: He was hurt most of the season, dude, I mean
he didn't play man.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Understand, Car is a weird guy because he can have
moments where you're like, that guy's lightning, and then when
the pressure comes up, he just melts every time.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The guy that they should have gotten and Carr did
the best with was Jack del Rio, who just got
a duy or O ui or something and got college.
Speaker 1: Now I just had a I O you. And operating
under is that a thing that they call it out there?
Speaker 6: That's funny.
Speaker 5: Operating while intoxicated, I think is the same thing as a.
Speaker 1: Driving breakdancing drunk. That's what that is. When you break
dance drunk, you're operating under.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That could be too. What is it with old white
coaches drinking and driving? They get just as many duy's
as these twenty two year old fucking rookies. They're all
just money on a Ferrari.
Speaker 7: They don't know how to They're all jocks. They're all jocks.
That's all it is, right, they're all old jocks. Then
jocks are morons mostly.
Speaker 5: If I had a dollar for every fucking sixty five
year old white coach in the South that gets pulled over,
fucking what's your name? Got du i? Flder?
Speaker 1: Why aren't you ubering? Now? You get a Tesla, let
it drive you home.
Speaker 5: Dude, I was as broke as they get. And I'll
fucking take an Uber somewhere. You know what I mean.
You got all the money in the world, you gonna
have a take a fucking Uber helicopter somewhere. Uber.
Speaker 7: They're working on those. By the way, have you seen
the quad copters? They're like draw flying drones.
Speaker 4: Dude, I can't stand Johnny, I saw my I saw
two driverless taxis the other day.
Speaker 1: It is creepy to watch.
Speaker 7: They're all around my neighborhood. Yea, they operate my neighbors.
Speaker 1: I hate those.
Speaker 6: If you want.
Speaker 1: To try it, I have it.
Speaker 6: They sent me a code.
Speaker 4: If you want to try it, fuck your code, bro,
I'm down with the machines.
Speaker 6: I want to see. I want to see.
Speaker 5: I want to try a big announcement. I'm coming to
La from most of April. Why Batman's getting married. Fat
Man's getting married. I'm gonna come go to his wedding.
Speaker 1: And I'm that man is getting married.
Speaker 5: The extratulations to him. I'm gonna come.
Speaker 1: Out, congratulations fat Man.
Speaker 5: Come out there for a couple of weeks and just
hang through some gigs. See said we're.
Speaker 1: Not allowed to call him fat man in front of
his lady, right.
Speaker 9: That.
Speaker 6: Probably already to show up to the wedding. That don't
be great.
Speaker 5: No, don't just have already do the speech. I don't
kill yourself. Didn't tell them to kill him? Yeah, yes,
I'm not joking. Was early troll was just figuring out
how to be a troll. Now Ari is full on
under the bridge, straight up troll.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What is he doing on stage? What's with his face?
What's what's going on? These are g g Allen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just wants to be a He's just ari.
Speaker 1: He's just a complete I think he's dyed had that
one half.
Speaker 7: Have you noticed that, like all the it's like jet
black now, all the hair on this half of his face.
Speaker 6: I think he's died it.
Speaker 1: I mean it off, no, but I'm saying that there's no.
Speaker 5: Gray in it. There's no gray in its side with
hair black. The side with hair has got fucking people think.
Speaker 1: I die my hair. No, dude, why would I leave this?
Nobody would do that?
Speaker 5: Maybe look out fucking much. It's like, but he maybe
he just stole half of Kevin harts beard, maybe one
half of Kevin Heart's beard and a poker game. I
know I got a good hair, and I go all
in on only half your bed. If you see Kevin
Hart and he has a left side of the beard,
you know that's what happened.
Speaker 7: It is good to be able to just walk on
stage and get a laugh, all right, You go up
somewhere and just let people look at you and you
look funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he gets that anyway with that fucking big
ass beacon is y. How are you guys doing in
fantasy football and fantasy back. I'm doing pretty good in fantasy.
Speaker 1: I did well, and then the wheels just fell off.
Speaker 5: Here's my problem in fantasy. Tell me this, how many
leagues doesn't matter. Fantasy baseball, fantasy basketball, fantasy football, wherever
your thing is. How many leagues? Can't see your phone? Johnny,
it's just first place.
Speaker 6: It's just first place.
Speaker 1: Right, where's face Martin? Where's the gims? Face Martin? Guys,
there's seventh place down there. Okay, still got a chance.
Speaker 5: Still got in the middle of the pack.
Speaker 7: Where now you're the what would you say, the bottom
of the pack.
Speaker 5: I'd say, yeah, but I'm making my moves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you gotta stop drafting the Korean in the
first round.
Speaker 5: No, you're talking. I thought you were talking about basket.
I was talking about basket. Yeah, I'm doing well. This
is my point. I'm doing really bad in basketball.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, also first place.
Speaker 5: So yeah, because look, it's a fucking thing behind me.
Speaker 4: Johnny's the regular season champion and nobody can.
Speaker 5: So how many leagues? It's too many leagues.
Speaker 4: I'm in three leagues, two football, one basketball.
Speaker 5: Me too, I'm in six football leagues.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm in.
Speaker 6: Three football leagues, six football leagues.
Speaker 5: It's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 4: By the way, I forget about my third one all
the time, and I'm tied for first, And.
Speaker 10: Then you're in this thing where like I'm doing good
and some I'm doing bad and some Can we get
rid of the guy at parties and at you know whatever,
comedy clubs or dinners or move wherever you're going, wherever
you're socializing with anybody.
Speaker 5: Wherever you're dancing, Can we get wherever you're dancing? Can
we get rid of the guy that's in six leagues
and he's telling you you got Oh, I got that guy?
You got everybody? You're in six fucking leagues. If you're
in one league, how manybe even two?
Speaker 1: Are you young at yourself? You're in six league? You are?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not fucking saying every time there's a touchdown, good,
that's my guy. I don't even know who I fucking have.
I got so many fucking guys. Everything affects you when
you're in six leagues, So it kind of takes the
fun out of fantasy. When I was in one or
two leagues, I was fucking I knew who I was
playing against each week. I knew who my fucking I
knew everything about my fucking team. When you're in six leagues,
you're just trying to fucking not start someone that's hurt.
Speaker 9: Me.
Speaker 4: It's so much fucking works.
Speaker 5: So I think three is pushing it.
Speaker 6: Fantasy Pros will set your lineup for you. Go there.
If you have a lot of leaks.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at Johnny cheating with Ai. You scum back Ai.
It's not breaking. You're off, Johnny.
Speaker 5: I'm out breaking Johnny.
Speaker 4: Johnny can't even take out human beings today.
Speaker 1: Papa, it's not put.
Speaker 7: My lineup in me, make me you have an injury
at the last second or something. It'll make sure you
have a valid lineup, like.
Speaker 5: Up the only advantage that you get.
Speaker 1: Johnny's a cheater.
Speaker 5: Johnny's a cheat.
Speaker 6: Not cheating about it. It's all part of real quick.
Speaker 1: Hey do you think Kansas City goes undefeated?
Speaker 5: John Hey, cheater. I'll let you answer first. Since they're cheating,
you will last a cheat.
Speaker 6: I mean, let's look at their schedule hold on night, because.
Speaker 5: I am I can almost guarantee you they don't go undefeated.
And I'm even taking them losing this week.
Speaker 1: Do I think they lose to the Bills.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got a little banged up though, right, their
defense little banged up.
Speaker 7: Let me just go to schedule, Okay, Bill's Panthers could
be a tough one. Raiders, ooh, Chargers, that's.
Speaker 6: In casey in casey.
Speaker 7: Uh they have They're home to the Chargers, at the Browns,
home to the Texans, at the Steelers, at the Broncos.
Speaker 5: Damn, they got a fucking cake walk. They'll lose, They
will lose. They can lose to the Steelers. I bet
they lose to the Chargers. They could lose to the Bills.
Speaker 1: Really, what the weather is in Buffalo this weekend?
Speaker 5: There could be fourteen and three though.
Speaker 7: All right, Sunday it's gonna oh it's gonna be nice's
cloudy in fifty six.
Speaker 6: So yeah, it's.
Speaker 5: Lions are a better football team than the Chiefs. Even
though the Chiefs are unfeated. Lions are the best team
in the NFL. Mine. I think they have their main
guy and everybody thinks it's Sam. I'm going to coin
a word for you right now. You can go ahead
take this to one Togo other. I guess you have
another podcast on whatever you tube or whatever it is.
Good luck with that good luck having that being better
than this. A lot of people are talking about a
little word I like to call an NFL Kansas City
can spirit chief. You see how many penalties that don't
get now I know they're under the microscope. A lot
of pass interferences don't get called. A lot of phantom
pass interferences do get called. A lot of false starts
on a very important fourth down that would move them
back fucking five yards and force them to kick. Now
they come on to my fucking feed, so I see
a lot of them. Maybe you can make a highlight
reel like that for every NFL team. It's very hard
sport to call and officiate. There's a lot of fucking
massive plays that the Chiefs do get calls on and
then they don't get called the other way. And I
am positive with Taylor Swift that the NFL really wants
the Chiefs in the fucking super Bowl. Yeah, that, well,
how can they make that happen? A little conspiraate chief
going on in the NFL? Your thoughts, ah, I agree, Johnny.
Do you think that a lot of people are saying it?
It's not just me. I'm not making this up, but
I do think the NFL stands to make a lot
of fucking people watching, a lot of people that maybe
are little girls under the age of ten, forcing their
family to watch the fucking thing just so they get
a climpse of her.
Speaker 7: Don't is this a repeat of last year? I feelt
we're a repeat episode from last year. Isn't the same
thing happened last year?
Speaker 1: You're repeating, Johnny, You're in a time loop.
Speaker 5: They just start. He just started fingering their last year.
Now he's balls deep in in that fucking giraffe. The
whole world is sick of seeing it. And all these
fucking and all these fucking little girls want to watch
the super Bowl. Her tour just ended. They have no
way to see Taylor Swift unless she does this little
pop up appearance at the super Bowl while her boyfriend's
playing in the game, and she comes up at halftime
with fucking homeboy. Because they do have a song together.
Speaker 6: They aren't even supposed to be dasting.
Speaker 4: Here's what i'must say, they do have a song. The
United States loves dynasties. We tune in more when there's
a dynasty. So that's what they're talking about with the Dodgers.
Why the Dodgers. Why Major League Baseball likes it When
there's Dodgers and Yankees. People tune in, Golden State Warriors,
Chicago Bulls tune in more so they could walk.
Speaker 7: Now you're throwing in the Dodgers in the Yankee, the
modern Dodgers in the Yankees ninie of those are dynasties.
Speaker 6: You can't throw those in with the Bulls.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, dude, the Yankees, Jeter's Yankees.
Speaker 7: Oh oh, those Yanks, I thought you were talking about.
You said they like putting the dog these Dodgers in
with those Yankees.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about the Yankees from like moons where like.
Speaker 5: I'm about to encroach upon becoming a dynasty, that that
league gets a rock hard boner. Like if you saw
a black guy getting beat up and seping, you know, it.
Speaker 1: Looks like the Dodgers.
Speaker 4: I think the Dodgers floated out that they want to
go after Soto, and now they're like, we're not really interested.
Speaker 1: No, they're gonna that guy from Japan. They're gonna be
huge on him. We're getting all the Japanese dog.
Speaker 5: So ridiculous they should though, that's got the best.
Speaker 1: They're gonna pay him in America forty years from now.
That's the one rule I think needs to go. I
think the needs to go.
Speaker 6: Paying guys after the Singularity, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, dude. Can we get in some basketball
because I gotta go.
Speaker 5: I gotta get ready to let's get into some basketball.
And because I'm gonna start it off with have you
seen I don't mean seen, been to the new Clipper
Arena that it looks absolutely incredible, massive home field advantage,
home court advantage. Playing in that place. Every opponent that
comes out of there is like, I've never been in
an experience like that. I was wondering, you haven't been yet?
You got any tickets?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I I just this this week after this week ends,
my Super slammed. Two months, like just everything with the
Special coming out, all this stuff it's been going on.
I've been so busy. It finally slows down. So I
will be going to see a Clipper game and I
want to I'm excited to go that I wanted to go.
Speaker 7: I can just say the Hornets are playing at the
Clippers on January eleventh.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm in dude. I hopefully will be a game
before that.
Speaker 4: Hopefully I'll go to a game before that, So I'm excited.
I like our Clippers. Where where we're in the playing
game right now? Where where without Kawhi. I think he
used to saying that Lawrence Frank should be fired.
Speaker 5: Sign more games to the Clippers that you and I
have in the last two years.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, dude.
Speaker 4: I think Lawrence Flank should have been fired as soon
as that knee flaired up and he signed to this extension.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, I'm loving that. Paul.
Speaker 4: I mean, I love Paul George. There's an argument that
he's one of the greatest Clippers of all time.
Speaker 5: Not a lot of competition, but I agree with you.
Speaker 1: You know, he's in the discussion. He took us farther
than anybody else.
Speaker 5: You know, I just don't think of him as a
Clipper first.
Speaker 4: Well no, yeah, I mean so, I hear so. But
you know he's now he's taking off back to backs.
The NBA needs to put an end to this. You're
getting paid too much money. Okay, start fucking figure it out, man.
I have no faith in Adam Silver figuring out. He's
such a cock. He's such a fucking power bottom cock.
The alien looking motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Okay, he's just he does look like an alien lives
with mister Simpson. I mean, mister Burns on The Simpsons
got like if they thought it was an alien and
he just got a bunch of fucking like fucking nuclear
waist on him or something, and he was going out
at night. That's he looks like mister Burns alien version.
Speaker 1: He looks like.
Speaker 6: There are too many back to backs in the NBA
right now.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean started earlier, then started earlier. Why are
you starting October? Starting September?
Speaker 6: I'm okay with that, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you think it's that bad.
Speaker 6: Get rid of the preseason, who gives a fuck?
Speaker 4: I also think I think passed a certain number. The
contract shouldn't be guaranteed.
Speaker 6: What do you mean but like years or dollars?
Speaker 4: I think I think what you get past let's say
two hundred thousand dollars, two hundred million dollars, you're not
guaranteed money because these guys are just like, oh, I
can't play. Oh, I'm mean I have a headache. I
don't feel like playing.
Speaker 1: It's like in small markets, that's devastating. Yeah, got it
and show up. You're fine. I don't think that.
Speaker 4: I think with the amount of money these guys are making,
if you're making max money, you shouldn't be able to
sign over like a three year with two two team
options at super high numbers.
Speaker 7: That's out and the only way a team like the
Hornets soough can get a guy to stick around is
to sign into a deal like that. Unfortunately, look at
what we gave Nick Batoum. Nick Batum got a max deal.
Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, I don't know how the NBA
is gonna handle it. But these guys don't want to play.
They want all the money and they don't want to play.
Jimmy Butler's like, I'm.
Speaker 5: The minute the NBA started letting laziness uh not punished
financial fucking reward. Everybody's like, oh fuck no, do what
a fuck all of them? But I fucking can see. Hey,
do I want to fucking go out and get my
butt kicked every night for a shitty team for a
hundred million bucks? Or do I want to every now
and then go out get my butt kicked for a
fucking hundred million bucks. I'm choosing the ladder. Sure it's
broke my money. Uh yeah, it's frustrating for the fans.
It's frustrating when you've got to pay fucking uh eighty
nine dollars for one ticket and you go there and
the three stars of the team don't even play, and
I got to buy the ticket fucking three months in advance.
And then they're like, ah, man, everybody's taking the whole
game off. I go, well, then give me fucking sixty
five bucks back.
Speaker 7: What do you think about the tournament though? It's made
this worse because you know, you just have an event
that some teams care about.
Speaker 5: I've always been against it. I've always been against it.
I like the new college football tournament that's going to
be badass. Twelve teams.
Speaker 1: Dude, what about real quick basketball?
Speaker 4: Just and then we got back to I think the
Lakers have.
Speaker 1: Have embarrassed themselves with this brownie James. Shit, I'm gonna
say something.
Speaker 4: It's I don't like criticizing Jenny Buss because she is
the wife of a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say we're like super close and she's.
Speaker 5: Very nice and she started like bought a comedy club.
Speaker 4: I like Jay Moore and I respect him. It's his wife, okay,
I like everybody.
Speaker 1: Else want to see Genie Buss succeed. I want her
to be what we all want her to be, which
is her father.
Speaker 5: Oka banger right now on this podcast, I bang her live.
Speaker 4: And somebody's wife. I can't get into that, Okay, but
it's for the show.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's for the show.
Speaker 4: On the show, you would Okay, I still wouldn't because
I know somewhere Jmore is lurking.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just say that. I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 4: But this is and this is where I'm gonna lose everybody,
and everyone's gonna get mad at me. And I have
a lot of respect for her, but this is what
happens when white women who don't have kids are put
in the power. Everything's like, oh, it's okay, No, no,
it's all right, we're gonna work with you. Okay, you
let you let the kids run the business.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: It goes for everybody.
Speaker 1: You're you're, you're, you're.
Speaker 4: You're allowing lebron James to completely destroy the brand of
the Lakers, and the Bronni James is the most embarrassing
ship because he's just a He's basically a.
Speaker 1: Rich kid playing fantasy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's sad because there's a kid that doesn't
come from any royalty that is not playing in the
G League right now because that kid took his role
to play, to fucking role play in NBA player.
Speaker 5: How much of this is Michael Jordan playing back baseball?
Speaker 1: I don't think Michael, Yeah, I didn't think. I I
think he quit.
Speaker 4: I think he was forced to because he got caught
gambling that I.
Speaker 7: Have to play baseball. Do I get what you're saying.
And he didn't deserve to.
Speaker 5: Be People that could have been playing in the minor
major league baseball. They were in the minors on the
White Sox minor leagues like nah, Jordan's gonna hit one
forty three for the season.
Speaker 7: And so the scouts at the time I read the
scouts at the time thought that he could have had
the tools, but he would have been like he would
have been like high A or something. You know, they
would have been developing and they wouldn't have said it.
Speaker 5: You can't just baseball player ball player.
Speaker 1: You just can't do it.
Speaker 6: Like t Bow, Tim Tebow, s Someway.
Speaker 5: I mean, he was never good a quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: You just can't do it.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not talking about quarterback. I was talking about
his baseball.
Speaker 5: Oh, I forgot about that. Well, all those athletes like
you know, fucking Russell Wilson, fucking all those guys always
threatened baseball.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed you're not playing road games, dude, Like, what
the fuck are you.
Speaker 1: Doing to me?
Speaker 7: It feels like maybe they don't even want him to
play though, Like why would they. The guy's not even
good enough to be in the G league.
Speaker 1: Really, he's put up six points in the G League.
His brother's supposed to be a better player.
Speaker 4: But his brother isn't even putting huge numbers up in
fucking high school and his brother's like six eight.
Speaker 6: Dude, we know what it is.
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Speaker 1: Oh alright, old parts. But this is the funniest thing.
Speaker 4: It's like this notion of nepotism with white people, and
here it is, dude, look at all the juniors in
the in the NBA. How many juniors one of them
birds and threes, all that shit everybody does.
Speaker 7: They're better than you can. They're better than Brownie. Yeah yeah,
Penny Hardway junior. And that's the whole, all of them.
Speaker 5: They're all better than brown Those juniors are better than Bronni.
I mean, at least thus far. Who knows, Man, the
kid could turn lights out by the guy that just again,
this is another example. I mean, if he had if
his last name was Jenkins, you look at the numbers
he put up at USC and he doesn't get drafted
in the first three rounds and the Lakers trade up
to get him. I mean, it really felt like Lebron
had his gun right against the guy's foot. They had
the phone on the draft day, and he's like, you
know what to do, man, You know what the right
thing here is to do? You want to see your
family again.
Speaker 6: There are a lot of sons of players in the
NBA right now.
Speaker 5: Oh well, that also tells you how.
Speaker 1: Some of them are great. You know, Curry Thompson, a.
Speaker 5: Lot of them.
Speaker 4: Kurry is probably Curry is probably the Ken Griffy Jr.
Speaker 7: Of that ship, right, Yeah, he'd have to be the best,
right by far?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, how many sons of Kobe? Kobe's the other.
Speaker 7: One, that's right. He Thompson his dad played.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Look Pippin's kids fucking in there now.
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson's pretty good. Aaron Jackson Jr.
Speaker 6: Yeah, his father, Jaron Jackson Senior played in the NBA.
Speaker 1: He was a champion, all right, final thing that I
really got. His father played college football.
Speaker 4: I think you're starting to see the already everything change.
The n I L has changed the fact that you
can go to these other schools and have a good
chance getting in this playoff if you're in the one
of these power fives. I think the days have seen Alabama, Alabama,
Georgia that being the top dogs all the time. I
think it's come to that. Ohio State maybe will be there.
Michigan I think they got the wrong coach, you know, but.
Speaker 7: I don't know if I like it though, I don't
know if it's a better product. I'll tell that's about
the playoff. The playoff's gonna be great. I'm excited talk
about nil oh I think it's I mean, you know,
how we used to complain about free agency and sports
and baseball. You know, it would like you can't get
to know any of the players. Now, none of these guys,
if they don't play the first year, they're gone, they're out.
They have no commitment to a team. There's no reason
for them to have a commitment to the team.
Speaker 5: They're when all of a sudden, just all across the
country and like a five year window, marijuana became not
only legal but decriminalized, and you could just all but
walking to a seven eleven smoking a joint right now.
And there was like three hundred thousand, uh people that
were in prison for the last twenty years for having
like an ounce of weed in the fucking trunk of
their car, you know, whatever the fuck, and then just started, okay,
we got we gotta, we gotta re release a lot
of these people for what they did. Really wasn't that bad. Now,
all the Reggie Bushes of the world that got a
fucking Heisman trophy taken away because some booster paid his
fucking cell bill for fucking two years kind of things,
all those guys are like, these fuckers are making millions.
I got suspended for an entire year and lost my
scholarship because some old white dude fucking was paying my
rent because I was a fucking poor guy. It's so weird.
I was snap of a finger. All this shit that
was so fucking frowned on. And that's why state once
they fucking legalized beating off in public. I'm gonna fucking
give you guys a real told just though you can
count on that, there, dog, Jennal, don't you Rubin.
Speaker 6: There's a Paul Rubman's documentary coming out on.
Speaker 5: I did see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, guys, thanks,
gotta go have a good shows.
Speaker 1: We need to do this on the regular, dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we say this every four months. Sam and Joy
Tulsa have fun.
Speaker 4: For the nice word chasing bye good luck on your
two minutes special.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks Sammy, that's gonna crush it will that's a
great idea. I thought of another joke for it too,
right after my two minute joke and then I say
thank you and the specials over. It's fucking about four
minutes of Chris fucking helped me work.
Speaker 1: On this Thanks special.
Speaker 5: Like you know, you need one person to hold a
cell phone and produce lighting here and.
Speaker 1: Making everybody in every union on the planet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody, you're not an auto workers fucking I'm thanking
different fucking politicians and ship that really is.
Speaker 7: You got to do that with the intro to the
you know how like uh like Ari had those elaborate
uh introductions to every episode of his storytelling show, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like a good solid five minute Yeah.
Speaker 5: A fucking one minute, very animated.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like in like Better Off Dead all
those cartoons that were in that ship. Oh yeah, dude,
I'm very I really am gonna do this. That's super
fucking funny. Can we talk them real quick? And then
I gotta go like five minutes you.
Speaker 1: Kind of get people outside, you know, all the all the.
Speaker 5: Tropes, the line of people waiting, the line of.
Speaker 7: People, everything you see over and over again in specials,
you know, but it's just.
Speaker 5: A line somewhere else. It's like fucking stock footage of
a long line of.
Speaker 1: People showtime at the Apollo, that's what you Yeah.
Speaker 5: All the lines all black people and stuff, or like
a Morrissey concert and it's all just Mexican people in
Denhim Jackets nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 5: Caitlin Clark plays in this fucking LPGA pro am. There's
all you hear a is that she is not only
in the WNBA, not only change women college basketball, but
she's very seriously considering going on the PGA tour. You know,
maybe just part time. Maybe she only plays in the
WNBA for five six years and then goes. Maybe she
does the seniors. And I'm thinking, God, and that's all
you hear. It comes in your feeds they fucking talk
about on ESPN and all this, and then you get
a chance to watch your plays. Well, she almost kills
people on the first t box.
Speaker 7: And done, doesn't yell, four, doesn't apologize, immediately reaches into
her pocket and drops another ball.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's lucky she didn't fucking clock somebody because that
was coming in hot, a little too high for the heads,
but it was coming in hot. Then I see she's
guess what her handicap is? Don't look it up. Do
you know what it is? I have no idea sixteen
sixteen something.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 5: I'm a fourteen one and I suck at golf. I'm
in the upper eighties now and I'm not good at golf.
And if I'm fucking have fucking nine beers I'm not
that good. I'm smoking a bunch of pots. I'm not
I'm fucking I would beat Caitlyn Clark from the men's
teas if she played from the women's teas. And I'm
not shitting you. I bet there's been five thousand articles
written about her on the She can't beat the college
girls that I play with at Blackthorn. She can't beat
those girls. Those girls would smash her at golf.
Speaker 6: Bulls due you know, you know what it is.
Speaker 5: It's just okay, So she's as good as Bill Murray
say that. Hey, hey man, Tony Romo would wax her.
But she's better than fucking you know, another fucking pro
athlete that also plays golf. Could guess what everybody fucking
all those athletes play golf in their downtime. They made
it sound like she's like cord Up or fucking you know,
one of these just balls out like she would make
She would give her a month, and she's given anybody
on the it wouldn't make the cut. She would make
the cut, fucking first cut. Hey, but we got to
hear about say how good she is a basketball Don't
start telling me that she's a great chef. Because she
makes pop tarts. Don't start telling me that she's a
fucking hell of a dancer because she fucking learned to
dance at her wedding. Enough of it. She's a good
basketball player, and she's a fucking average golfer.
Speaker 7: He's a goofy looking person. I mean on the golf course,
just awkward looking too, Like she.
Speaker 5: Does look like a fucking Ostrich. It's a little bit
tall basketball player.
Speaker 7: I mean she's not like, no, it works for basketball,
but on the golf course it just looks funny.
Speaker 5: Ginger Rogers does. Yeah, she looks fine on the basketball court,
but then you see her in real life and you're like,
she kind of has a little Frankenstein vibe, like she
might have some bolts in her neck or some shit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's kind of got a hunched over like a hunchback.
Speaker 5: Like if Frankenstein went as a girl for Halloween. That's
what she looks like. Golfing. She's got the hair and
a fucking bond.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's not fair.
Speaker 5: And the last thing I want to get into now
before actually, can I give a shout out some of
my young Way crew, my man playing. I just want
to go publicly and say I believe in you. You
got to fix this. You missed three field goals, you
cross the falcons, and I think you missed seven, maybe
eight field goals this season.
Speaker 1: It's tough times for the ku Klub Klan right now.
Speaker 5: A lot of them are fifty seven yarders. We're putting
you out in an ideal spot. You did have one blocked.
That's not your fault, that offensive line's fault or whatever.
But we got to get it together. Baby. I believe
in you. I love you. I just want to say
shout out. I know you don't.
Speaker 7: Sentiment on the rise in Atlanta right now.
Speaker 5: Well, it changes kicking style and it hasn't been working.
Let's go back to the old kicking style. I don't
know what.
Speaker 6: Why did he change his kicking style.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't he just did. You know what?
Speaker 1: Is it something you can see visually or you just
heard that.
Speaker 5: I'll send you clip this clips of this is how
he was kicking in twenty twenty three, when he was
you know, eighty nine percent on the year, and this
has had his new shit and he's like sixty one.
I mean he's doing he's fire o Bowt his contract
is too big and it goes on for too many years.
Speaker 6: You're just the kicker, dude. You can never trust the kicker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm telling you, it's gonna be really upsetting
to me if we get rid of you. It's gonna
be really upsetting to me for bringing another kicker. Maybe
just bring another kicker to scare the shit out of it.
But I'm scared for you. Could I love you, kickers.
You are my man, and I believe in you, and
I just gonna give you some positive energy instead just
beat down on everybody. And lastly, I hate I can't
stand the well. I don't like the new kickoff at all.
I find it boring. I really don't like the new
onside kick rule where I got to announce like a
fucking uh a dodgeball game for a bunch of kidnergarteners.
Speaker 11: By the way, we're gonna try a little sneaky sneak
right now, and you can only do it in the
last two minutes, and you can't do it when you
got the lead. It takes away so many you know,
so many awesome games where you're up seven and then
you fight, you fight back, and you're on the road
and you're up seven, and with fucking nine minutes left
in the fourth quarter you score, and then you get
an on side.
Speaker 5: Kick and you go up fourteen. It's massive strategy the game.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it changes.
Speaker 5: I got to announce to everybody so they can put
all their wide receivers on the front and we can't
move even move until it bounces four times and goes
ten yards. You checked me, dude, it may It's make
the onside kick absolutely meaningless. And are there a lot
of cut concussions on onside kicks? I would say venture
a guest at maybe one in the history of time.
It's such low impact short yardage. But you completely change
the rule so there's absolutely zero strategy in it, and
it just becomes a game of chance instead a game
of strategy where I can outfox you and you think
there's no way you're gonna kick it now? Yeah you go,
Hey man, I just want to I'm texting you right now. Yeah,
we'll try it all on the side kick. We'll think
we're gonna go left with it.
Speaker 7: They should have they should have no, I'm sorry, they
should have never fucked with the kickoff at all.
Speaker 5: Oh that it sucks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, when they first moved it, moved it forward like
what ten years ago. Now, that was a mistake in hindsight,
they should have just left it the way it was.
Speaker 6: We don't get any returns now.
Speaker 5: It's terrible. Yeah, so I'm gonna call that this is
a new section. I'm gonna give that. This week's Jason.
Speaker 1: T Boo boo.
Speaker 5: Boo for the fucking onside kick and a T boo
for the fucking Oh.
Speaker 7: That's the other thing, dude, When when when you're getting
hyped up, you know the guy, when when whoever brings
you on stage, you gotta be like Jason tebow of
and then just give all your credits out, you know, like,
oh yeah before you go on.
Speaker 5: Stage, real long credits.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jason, you gotta get Jason T Boo, Chason tebow Of,
Jason T Boo in the like every obscure thing you've
ever come up with.
Speaker 5: You know, you know him from the fucking Chips commercial
with fucking Poncerello in nineteen ninety nine, every fucking TV credit.
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