Speaker 1: Triple age is not my Lord and savior.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I was just saying, I put in my
Speaker 2: corn cakes and comb my hair for you, daddy? Do
Speaker 2: I look good?
Speaker 1: More jewish? Morduous?
Speaker 3: Joy? Do I look?
Speaker 2: Do I look handsome for you? Lest it open radio
Speaker 2: has the right to defend itself.
Speaker 1: Dave as a person is a nice person. He has
Speaker 1: a good personality. But man, is he ride or die
Speaker 1: for his paycheck? He is? He is right, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: They only kill babies, but the ugly ones, you know, like.
Speaker 2: Next, let's be raisonable checks his fucking zell. Yes, is
Speaker 2: the best thing I've ever seen in my looice.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's a little brutal. He's a little brutal like that.
Speaker 2: But I can't believe people are saying bad things about
Speaker 2: the mugg be a doug. I like it. I like
Speaker 2: which one? Is that? The one? That boy? Yet his boy?
Speaker 2: That means I like you.
Speaker 1: Mug rup your dog.
Speaker 2: No, No, he probably thinks it's great.
Speaker 1: No, No, I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 2: I'm just yeah, okay, all right, he'd fucking lick on
Speaker 2: that red rocket if it did. Oh, I love ah.
Speaker 2: It's the warsting I've every scene in my life. Don't
Speaker 2: say that, Oh, it's the base. I love it. It's
Speaker 2: everything about it. He's wonderful. Tell me more about why Triple.
Speaker 1: You so good?
Speaker 4: And for so many years it wasn't mainstream or it
Speaker 4: was kind of like this guilty pleasure, But now it's
Speaker 4: part of the mainstream. And I think it's the respect
Speaker 4: and credibility that you have understand about pro wrestling, and
Speaker 4: I understand about the project and everything that's going on
Speaker 4: that I get to do what I do on a
Speaker 4: daily basis.
Speaker 2: That is not a question. This is supposed to be
Speaker 2: an interview. That's not a question. That's quite literally just
Speaker 2: sucking off your guest, that's not a question. What is this?
Speaker 2: Is this an interview? Oh that's why this is an exclusive,
Speaker 2: probably because people said, hey, this isn't an interview, this
Speaker 2: is you just jacking this guy off, all right, So
Speaker 2: let's see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I think that's the to the it's just
Speaker 3: looking at it through a different lens. Right. There was
Speaker 3: a moment in time where you know, our predecessors fought
Speaker 3: literally fought tooth and nail in bars and clubs and
Speaker 3: on the street to prove to people that this was
Speaker 3: real because they thought that that was the badge of
Speaker 3: legitimacy of what we did. Over time, the badge of
Speaker 3: legitimacy of what we do is just what we do.
Speaker 3: Of what we do, and I think in general to
Speaker 3: social media platforms where it's trending on the top of
Speaker 3: the list, to just be able to have that conversations
Speaker 3: something that nobody else is into or very few people
Speaker 3: are into, that is is mainstream and talked about, and
Speaker 3: you know, it's I think that ability to hear those
Speaker 3: points of view, to be able to banter about it,
Speaker 3: to argue about it, to say what you love, what
Speaker 3: you hate, what you liked, what you didn't like, is
Speaker 3: so important for what we do because it's the engagement level,
Speaker 3: you know, of what we do. And I think it's
Speaker 3: it's I don't know. For me, it's just such an
Speaker 3: exciting time that people can now immerse themselves twenty four
Speaker 3: to seven in our business.
Speaker 2: He does not like that at all.
Speaker 1: He's reading a script. He's reading a fucking controlled script
Speaker 1: that allows him to just glaze everybody. So that's you know,
Speaker 1: wwe good guys. Oh you have opinions. Oh that's very good. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of you. Daddy H is very proud
Speaker 1: of your opinion. Oh you don't like it, Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: We'll try better next time.
Speaker 2: Right. It's so fucking content, just even the everyone's immersing
Speaker 2: themselves in it. No, you don't, you fucking hate it?
Speaker 2: You hate it? What he means by that you were the.
Speaker 1: Dude that was the man wanted not rockets on fans.
Speaker 1: Held didn't mean fucking blows not rockets on fans at
Speaker 1: some point, like he was just he's never never been
Speaker 1: a fan friendly guy ever, And I don't know why
Speaker 1: in his elder years they're trying to shape him into
Speaker 1: somebody that likes people like Vince McMahon was probably approachable
Speaker 1: to a point. I'm sure fans wanted to approach Vince,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure there was a lot of people that
Speaker 1: were like, ah, I'll just wave, I'll take a picture,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like Triple H is not
Speaker 1: I I don't know why he wants to be the
Speaker 1: guy that gets hugged by everybody. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: We've talked about this shit before, and it's the weirdest
Speaker 1: thing to me. It's like, why do you need to
Speaker 1: hug every wrestler that comes through the curtain. What is
Speaker 1: that That ship's for Tony Kahan, not for Triple H.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? Why are you not being
Speaker 1: true to your fucking nature?
Speaker 2: Cameras. He's doing it for cameras, for no other reason
Speaker 2: other than the cameras. That's I think about it. Oh no,
Speaker 2: we haven't gotten to get ready for Agana's fucking slurp best.
Speaker 3: Like never before, in the best way possible. And I
Speaker 3: think that engagement makes it even better.
Speaker 2: You know, I love it.
Speaker 4: And and one thing I always said on the show
Speaker 4: where I give you the utmost respect is I remember
Speaker 4: you saying pro wrestling is an art form.
Speaker 2: And whoa something fresh, something RuSHA knew, MISSH to wait
Speaker 2: you a second, pro wrestling is an art form? What?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: No, you know something, Triple H. I give you credit
Speaker 2: for shaying what billions of fucking people have said on
Speaker 2: the internet for a quarter of a century. You're such
Speaker 2: a smart guy for coming up with the same thing.
Speaker 2: This is what Tony Kahan says. That's what every single
Speaker 2: fucking loser that thinks that pro wrestling is nothing but
Speaker 2: flips says. That's not like a oh you know, I
Speaker 2: thought it was so intuitive of you that you said
Speaker 2: that you put cereal in a bowl with milk and
Speaker 2: eat it with a spoon. I've never thought of it
Speaker 2: that way. I've just been punching. I've just been smashing
Speaker 2: my face into a bowl full of cheer of rose
Speaker 2: and hoping for the best A couple would get in
Speaker 2: my mouth. But you know what, Triple h, that's so brilliant.
Speaker 2: You're the smartest boy I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2: It's like I could spend three fucking days shitting on this,
Speaker 2: But I feel like I don't know should I play Mormish.
Speaker 1: What he would go for it?
Speaker 2: That's all right, all right, because I'm like, we want
Speaker 2: to get the rock because all this is going to
Speaker 2: do is just raise my blood pressure.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, Well then let's not Let's go into
Speaker 1: fucking raw. Let's slow it down and relax and go
Speaker 1: into the laxadaisical, fucking the the hibernation that was Monday
Speaker 1: Night Raw. I'm Anthony, He's Joe wrestling soup whatever. Oh well, covered, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't do a show yesterday. I had some shit
Speaker 1: going on, and you know what, I figured, after having
Speaker 1: what four shows in a row. We deserved another day
Speaker 1: of a break. That was fine, and yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the fourth day we rested.
Speaker 1: That's on the fifth, the fifth day, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, in the fifth is that when you get two
Speaker 2: turtle doves too? I'm mixing this up.
Speaker 1: It could be it could be or isn't it five
Speaker 1: brown rings or you know, bronze medals? But you know,
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday morning if that counts. It's not like there's
Speaker 1: a ship ton of news that broke or anything. It's
Speaker 1: it's pretty quiet on the the axis front. But for uh,
Speaker 1: for Monday Night raw, they were in Idaho? Were they
Speaker 1: in Davenport? Actually? I think they were, right, Yeah, they were,
Speaker 1: they were they were at Iowa. Yeah, Davenport, Iowa. Right.
Speaker 2: No, you said Idaho?
Speaker 1: I say Idaho? Well, Udaho? But hey what the hope?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh have you been watched Were you watching that murdered
Speaker 2: documentary on Netflix? Is that why you were thinking of Idaho?
Speaker 1: No? No, I was just probably craving mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2: That's that is uh, I understand that.
Speaker 1: That is also reason you know what I actually for
Speaker 1: breakfast And this is going to sound weird, but it
Speaker 1: really works well together. Mashed potatoes and scrambled eggs or
Speaker 1: not scrambled eggs, eggs over easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've never done that before. I know
Speaker 1: it's so stupid simple, and I assume that not so
Speaker 1: many people I've never seen it even offered it like
Speaker 1: a greasy spoon or nothing. But now I've had it
Speaker 1: a few times. And you don't just get regular mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1: You gotta crisp it up a little bit, so not
Speaker 1: not exactly like cash Browns, but you get a nice
Speaker 1: crisp on there, a little little eggs over easy, break
Speaker 1: the fucking yolk over the mashed potatoes. It's really fucking good.
Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, this is actually enjoyable.
Speaker 2: The funny thing would be something like that doesn't make
Speaker 2: any sense. You're like, there's six well, let's not say six.
Speaker 2: There's at least three forms of breakfast potatoes, so why
Speaker 2: not just another type of potato that's not that weird?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and instead of gravy you useed egg yolk.
Speaker 1: That's literally what it is. It's it's delicious.
Speaker 2: But that's not a bad idea at all. But I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what is. I'll tell you what is a
Speaker 2: bad fucking idea. Is uh this whole thing with now
Speaker 2: we have Rome and reigns, who is the best babyface
Speaker 2: heel babyface heel I've ever seen in my life. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's it's really great to watch this where you know,
Speaker 2: we were listening to a little bit of that Triple
Speaker 2: H disaster and then the one that he had after
Speaker 2: SummerSlam where he's talking to people, which he needs to stop.
Speaker 2: He's not good at this. He is not good at
Speaker 2: having conversations people long form's good.
Speaker 1: That's That's another weird thing too, is why do people
Speaker 1: think at any point he was good at this ship.
Speaker 1: He is not good at public public speaking. He's never
Speaker 1: been good at it. Whether and we've talked about this
Speaker 1: before during COVID he made a complete asshole of himself
Speaker 1: with the Roman reign situation, and it's not the first
Speaker 1: time he's not a public speaker. So why do you
Speaker 1: constantly keep putting him out in the four You know what?
Speaker 1: It makes me think, Joe, how awful of a public
Speaker 1: speaker is Nick Kahn? That Nick cod or how much
Speaker 1: more of this h you got?
Speaker 2: Or how much more valuable does he think his time is?
Speaker 2: That he's like, yeah, I just send Triple H out there.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's Do you think it's like that
Speaker 1: he just his ego is bigger to the point where
Speaker 1: he just can't accept the fact that he's not a
Speaker 1: great public speaker. I guess that's where you go with this.
Speaker 1: Does Triple H ever reflect on what he's done and when, shit,
Speaker 1: I could have done better? No, No, I don't think
Speaker 1: really really Okay, no.
Speaker 2: No, I don't believe that for a single cent. I
Speaker 2: mean just from the tone of the way that you
Speaker 2: hear the guy talk about like wrestling, like he's just well,
Speaker 2: you know, I really thought deeply about this, and I
Speaker 2: have some really strong opinions. So now let me just
Speaker 2: contradict myself from one sentence to the other for twenty
Speaker 2: straight minutes. That's not somebody who's thought about this. That's
Speaker 2: not somebody that reflects on their behavior, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like that is someone who just says, I
Speaker 2: have my pre rehearsed lines and the shit that I said.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, because then if I go a little
Speaker 2: bit off script and take the mask off a little
Speaker 2: bit whatever, I'll just go right back into my usual bullshit.
Speaker 1: But then why would you do the live press conference,
Speaker 1: why would you do the Q and A? Right, Like,
Speaker 1: if you want to stick to your scripts, if you
Speaker 1: want to stick to your pre approved media reads, that's fine,
Speaker 1: do that. I'm okay with media read Triple H. Don't
Speaker 1: do the press conferences. Stop that. You make yourself and
Speaker 1: the company look a lot worse than what people think
Speaker 1: it is. Do you know what I mean? It's kind
Speaker 1: of like the whole Udiana. Don't make them think you're
Speaker 1: a full and open your mouth or whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: that it's saying is.
Speaker 2: But you're better off just staying quiet and yes, making
Speaker 2: people not know that you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: If you want to be a figurehead of the company,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Stop putting yourself in a place where people
Speaker 1: can expose you. And if you're not good at reacting
Speaker 1: or coming up with answers on the fly, maybe you
Speaker 1: are in like common you know what, I like, A
Speaker 1: common setting that isn't being scrutinized by hundreds of fucking
Speaker 1: reporters and being recorded on streamed live. Maybe it's different,
Speaker 1: but it's I don't know. Man like he does radio
Speaker 1: interviews and he's fine, Joe, he does. I've listened to
Speaker 1: a few of them there when they're not talking about
Speaker 1: business and they're just talking about was talking about Motorhead
Speaker 1: Like he's fine, He's he's fine. It's just when he
Speaker 1: starts talking about the company, it's often every fucking time.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's it's weird. He can talk about things like
Speaker 2: a regular person, but when he's asked to speak on
Speaker 2: the billion dollar company that he is essentially in charge
Speaker 2: of on several levels, then he's just yeah, that's what happens.
Speaker 2: That's that's not good.
Speaker 1: No, that's why wouldn't you put Nick con forward? Then?
Speaker 1: Like Nick ConA is supposedly the equal, right, aren't we
Speaker 1: supposed to believe that Nick ConA is the equal here?
Speaker 1: Or I mean, god forbid TKO get involved. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. It just seems like they keep setting them
Speaker 1: up for failure in this way, and I mean shit
Speaker 1: like this. You know, it's not making them look good.
Speaker 1: But here we are Monday Night Raw after Summer Slam,
Speaker 1: and honestly, I didn't hate the show. I actually thought
Speaker 1: there was a lot of key good points, and I
Speaker 1: mean besides the debuts and the reappearances of people. But
Speaker 1: what did you think of Raw?
Speaker 2: I mean, like you said, there were a lot of
Speaker 2: random you know, this person's coming back, this thing's happening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And the matches, like usual, are for the most part buying.
Speaker 2: They're fine. There's nothing particularly wrong with the matches. The
Speaker 2: main event you've seen whatever you want to call it,
Speaker 2: the Roman Reigns bloodlined thing, It's just it is Duke,
Speaker 2: It's it was okay.
Speaker 1: And honestly, they're trying to get fucking Royce Keys over.
Speaker 1: They're trying to get Royce Keys something. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean getting beaten up by Jacob with a switch
Speaker 1: is fine. You know they want to do a prison
Speaker 1: rules match between these guys, fine, Like that's what this
Speaker 1: is going to end up being eventually, right, That's why
Speaker 1: they started off his feud with a street fight, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, it's it's going to get
Speaker 1: to a prison rules match where I don't know, somebody's
Speaker 1: going to carry a shive under the mattress. But it's
Speaker 1: I get it. They're trying to give him exposure. And
Speaker 1: in order to give Royce Keys exposure, according to WWE,
Speaker 1: you need to put him involved with a bloodline storyline.
Speaker 1: So that's where we're going with Royce Keys. So I'm
Speaker 1: okay with it in the sense of, hey, let's give
Speaker 1: Royce Key some exposure. I'm fine with that. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to shit on it just yet. But it is
Speaker 1: you know where it's going. This is no surprise.
Speaker 2: Well that's it is. If you are not adjacent to
Speaker 2: a Samoan person on the show, then you are clearly
Speaker 2: a level below other people. Yeah, how this works? You
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like they have to work you
Speaker 2: into the show via a Polynesian person, and if you don't,
Speaker 2: then you are just there to be cannon fodder essentially. No,
Speaker 2: I mean the Royce Keys for what it's worth. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna sit here and say that this guy is terribory.
Speaker 2: Kurt doesn't. No, no, no, but this is not the
Speaker 2: role for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a talented dude. I think he is. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's got the physical size and the ring presence. He's
Speaker 1: not a bad wrestler. I just putting him up against
Speaker 1: the bloodline again. And the bloodline are supposed to be
Speaker 1: babyfaces against more babyfaces, right, We're supposed to like Jacob
Speaker 1: I that's the problem I.
Speaker 2: Had, But are we like? That's the issue? Is like
Speaker 2: none of it. This is what they don't realize. They
Speaker 2: think they're helping a guy like Roy Skis by putting
Speaker 2: him out there against the bloodline.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: But since since no one knows what the fuck they are,
Speaker 2: how is he are you supposed to get anything from them?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: Like that's the problem. Like Triple h and all of
Speaker 2: his wisdom forgets how he ever became what he became,
Speaker 2: other than of course having sex with Stephanie, which that's
Speaker 2: very obviously whatever. Uh when you look at what Triple
Speaker 2: Ah's career, well, no, that's it. At this point, like
Speaker 2: you have this like muted, fucking asshole that puts on
Speaker 2: these horrendous shows. And at some point you're like this
Speaker 2: is quite literally walking into a fucking store and there's
Speaker 2: like a kid behind the counter, and you're like, what's
Speaker 2: this kid doing here? Oh, that's that's the owner's son, Like,
Speaker 2: that's that's why he is doing all of this. They
Speaker 2: just put him in a sports jacket and send them
Speaker 2: out there to humiliate the company. But everybody goes, no,
Speaker 2: you're gwite because he used to be a wrestler. He
Speaker 2: was a wrestler for a long time. For those that
Speaker 2: might have forgot and how did he become the guy
Speaker 2: that was like a main events seeing guy. Well, everybody
Speaker 2: you know that might not know this, it's because of
Speaker 2: people like Foley who were a tremendous fucking baby face,
Speaker 2: no gray area, no confusion about it whatsoever. Foley basically
Speaker 2: killing himself to help Triple H get over right.
Speaker 1: I disagree with that. I think it's all Sean. I
Speaker 1: think if there was no Sean there would have definitely
Speaker 1: not been a Triple H.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean when the actual bush happened, not the beginning.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like when he was transitioning from the d
Speaker 2: X guy talking.
Speaker 1: Stephanie McMahon, Helmsley's wife.
Speaker 2: The cerebral assession and the King of Kings, the m yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the motorcycle man, Like when he was becoming that. The
Speaker 2: way that he got so over was he was a
Speaker 2: dastardly heel and he was able to be a dastardly
Speaker 2: heel was by beating up beloved babyfaces. Well, guess what,
Speaker 2: how are you going to make dastardly heels when you
Speaker 2: have no beloved babyfaces? And how are you going to
Speaker 2: make baby faces when there's no fucking heels? The answer
Speaker 2: is you can't. You can't do that. And when the
Speaker 2: main storyline of the show spread across multiple shows, are
Speaker 2: a group of dudes who are like, ooh, let me
Speaker 2: hate me, ooh, just think about me, give me hugs.
Speaker 2: It's fucking like what was the character in Sarah Live
Speaker 2: Chris Catan a little such as Mango like him just
Speaker 2: being like, I love you, I hate you, give me
Speaker 2: your hand. No, no, I don't care for you at all. No,
Speaker 2: don't leave me like that is what Roman reigns his
Speaker 2: character is. And last night, Monday Night, he was such
Speaker 2: a fucking asshole right from the gat all the way
Speaker 2: through the night. And I'm sitting there and going, who
Speaker 2: are the fucking morons?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: They are seeing this guy and going this is a
Speaker 2: good guy. He's a dick, fucking asshole. Fully, fully an asshole.
Speaker 2: La night comes out, We're good to watch from Walmart?
Speaker 2: What are you fucking kidding me? If somebody talked to you,
Speaker 2: or talk to anybody within the vicinity of you like that,
Speaker 2: would you go that's a cool, funny, nice person. I
Speaker 2: like them. Where'd you get those shoes from? Fucking Target?
Speaker 2: You're a shit bag, You're a rude dickhead that people
Speaker 2: shouldn't like. Do you know what I mean? Like? It's
Speaker 2: the guy doesn't know how to fucking be a babyface
Speaker 2: at all, right, at all? That's why he failed as
Speaker 2: a babyface for a decade. Did anyone think that might
Speaker 2: have been the reason why he failed because he only
Speaker 2: knows how to act like this?
Speaker 1: I think it was planned this way. I'm not giving
Speaker 1: Roman Reins any fucking leeway on this, but I think
Speaker 1: because he was in Iowa and he came out there
Speaker 1: to dirt bag fucking Seth Rowlins some more, I think
Speaker 1: he amped it up for the fucking crowd. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that he's right, and I agree with you one
Speaker 1: hundred percent that the guy is not a good baby face,
Speaker 1: but I think he amped up the asshole Niche or
Speaker 1: the asshole Nisch being an asshole. He ramped it up
Speaker 1: a lot more just because he was in Seth Rollin's
Speaker 1: home so well, And the fact that those fans still
Speaker 1: cheered for him says more they still.
Speaker 2: Didn't know how them cheered.
Speaker 1: To the problems with Roman Reigns. It says more about
Speaker 1: the fact that the fans are confused as a whole
Speaker 1: not just because of Roman Reigns in the way he's pushed,
Speaker 1: but because they're confused whether they're supposed to cheer the
Speaker 1: guy or not. So it's not even a matter of all,
Speaker 1: well you know, because I mean La Knight came out
Speaker 1: there first. He came out there and basically said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I want a one on one match with you. I
Speaker 1: want what you gave Seth, and I don't want you
Speaker 1: to have all your boys come in here and beat
Speaker 1: the fucking shit out of me. I want that. I
Speaker 1: want that. We can do that tonight. We could do
Speaker 1: it the fucking pay per view, blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: it's like, that's what Roman Reigns is. He's a guy
Speaker 1: that needs other members of his family around in order
Speaker 1: to protect him. And so the fact that he gave
Speaker 1: Seth a one on one match with no bullshit was amazing,
Speaker 1: and it was amazing enough that La Knight called it
Speaker 1: out in his promo. So it's like, well, this is
Speaker 1: a very heel thing to be. The only way you
Speaker 1: can win a match is with ten other people. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's not a very babyfacing to be. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, they push Roman Reigns like He's the
Speaker 1: greatest guy in the world. This is the guy you're
Speaker 1: supposed to like, This is the cool guy. Everybody else sucks.
Speaker 1: Roman Reigns is good. So when La Knight is calling
Speaker 1: that out, of course is going to be confused, and
Speaker 1: then that doesn't help anything.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the problem too, is because like you said,
Speaker 2: none of it makes sense, but everything rotates around this
Speaker 2: one guy. So if you're like, well, you know what's
Speaker 2: elle Knight? You know Elie Knight shouldn't be doing that,
Speaker 2: It's like, well, but Roman's the nucleus. He is the
Speaker 2: powerhouse of this show and all of his little Smoe
Speaker 2: and butt boys are the fuel source of creating the show.
Speaker 2: And if he doesn't make sense and his shit doesn't work,
Speaker 2: then a lot of the other things, if not all
Speaker 2: of the things fall apart. And when I say that,
Speaker 2: and people could say, oh, come on, that's overplaying it
Speaker 2: or that's over blah blah blah. Did it was a
Speaker 2: passing kind of comment, and I don't know if a
Speaker 2: lot of people picked up on it when they were
Speaker 2: doing their thing backstage, and Roman Reigns goes, this isn't
Speaker 2: about all these other these are all carnival people or whatever.
Speaker 2: These are all carnival people. We're the only circus people.
Speaker 2: We're the only ones. And I'm sitting there and I'm
Speaker 2: going that, first of all, you're a babyface, right, but
Speaker 2: everybody else there's a circus person.
Speaker 1: But he was talking about the wrestlers, not the fans.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah, h well you're supposed to be the
Speaker 2: guy that's running it. Oh so march with a bunch
Speaker 2: of circus people. What does that make me? I'm a
Speaker 2: fucking idiot then for sitting here watching all these morons. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Do you know that all of us marks? Isn't that
Speaker 1: the whole point of it? Calling everybody else in the
Speaker 1: wrestling business at Carneie insists that all the fans that
Speaker 1: are cheering me are marks.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, but your a babyface on the show, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like what he That's what I'm saying, Like, I just
Speaker 1: I think he amped it up because this isn't okay,
Speaker 1: Roman's not normally this creative, Joe. I'm sorry, He's not
Speaker 1: normally this creative to start calling people circus folk and
Speaker 1: implying that the fans or like, he's not this creative
Speaker 1: guy his insults are very Walmart watch. Yeah, like that,
Speaker 1: that's what a fucking Roman insult is. So the fact
Speaker 1: that what happened on Monday was a little bit pseudo,
Speaker 1: I just I feel like it was uh it was
Speaker 1: amped up for Iowa.
Speaker 2: It was so someone fed that to him.
Speaker 1: Then oh I believe that. Oh yeah, of course getting fed.
Speaker 2: But whoever fed the head to him, then they don't
Speaker 2: know what they are doing.
Speaker 1: Guess who it is. That's guess who it is. There,
Speaker 1: you go ding ding, These.
Speaker 2: Are all circus people, right, Yeah, that's brilliant. That's what
Speaker 2: that's so smart to say, Oh no.
Speaker 1: It's not Michael Hayes nine o five and is Triple H.
Speaker 1: That you could almost re reread that entire promo in.
Speaker 3: A Triple H fucking circus people.
Speaker 2: Uh Like, come on, man, imagine imagine Michael Hayes dressed
Speaker 2: how he does with a cane and a top hat
Speaker 2: and being like yeah, and then you call them all
Speaker 2: circus people? What is this like the fat guy calling
Speaker 2: other people fat? Is that the joke? Like, meanwhile, yeah,
Speaker 2: you literally look like a fucking Carnival Barker.
Speaker 1: Triple H has his hands. I think in a lot
Speaker 1: of this and a lot of the I guess I
Speaker 1: want to say, and a lot of the in a
Speaker 1: lot of the different avenues of raw And I'm sorry
Speaker 1: for being so scatterbrained. I don't know what's wrong with
Speaker 1: me this morning. I haven't shipped yet, so maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of like, so I look at it
Speaker 1: like this, Triple H gets so offended, so offended by
Speaker 1: Internet comments and responses about the show, Like it's become
Speaker 1: a talking point not just for us, but for a
Speaker 1: lot of different podcasts, at least the ones that are
Speaker 1: left about the way that Triple H has been so
Speaker 1: offended by the way people have been taking you know,
Speaker 1: WWE as a whole. I mean, there's even, you know,
Speaker 1: a conspiracy that the reason why WWE didn't announce the
Speaker 1: attendance of Summer Slam is because of something to do
Speaker 1: with a w And I'm just like, maybe they're just embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Maybe the shows are just not doing well, and instead
Speaker 1: of Triple H just trying to factor down and reset
Speaker 1: everything and do something different, he's just taking personal offense
Speaker 1: to every single comment on the Internet. For a guy that,
Speaker 1: you know, was what did he call Mike Johnson a
Speaker 1: fucking turd or whatever. Like for a guy that doesn't
Speaker 1: give a shit about the IWC, he sure seems to
Speaker 1: get rattled by it. And I think that that's a
Speaker 1: big problem with the way everything is being booked now
Speaker 1: is you're not being booked on a strong will to
Speaker 1: Triple H. You're not getting booked by a Paul Levec
Speaker 1: that has creative ideas like he did when Vince first disappeared, right.
Speaker 1: You're getting booked by a Paul Levec that has been
Speaker 1: shaken by the Internet, that has been shook by different
Speaker 1: podcasters and their opinions, that's getting shook by executives handing
Speaker 1: him graphs of fucking popularity and finances. He's getting shook
Speaker 1: by all of that, and I think it's going to
Speaker 1: make the product only worse. And so a lot of
Speaker 1: these decisions creatively and otherwise. You have to look at
Speaker 1: him from the outside, Joe, this isn't Triple H in
Speaker 1: the middle of his fucking Cactus jackfeud from two thousand whatever.
Speaker 1: This is heartbroken Paul Levec on the ass end of
Speaker 1: his career, trying to make something work that people might
Speaker 1: like while trying to outlive the shadow of Vince McMahon,
Speaker 1: it's just he's this isn't good, This isn't good for him,
Speaker 1: this isn't good for the company. And I mean, how
Speaker 1: many shows do we have to do? Does everybody have
Speaker 1: to do? Where they talk about the fucking looming arm
Speaker 1: of TKO and all the damage that that's doing, Like
Speaker 1: it's all of these unseen things, whereas on paper, financially
Speaker 1: WWE is doing great, even though they didn't sell out SummerSlam,
Speaker 1: they are doing just fine. I mean, the idea of
Speaker 1: these weirdos, these sickos saying that these are the end
Speaker 1: days of WWE. No, it's not not even fucking close.
Speaker 1: It's just it's the end days. Maybe you have good
Speaker 1: writing of good proce.
Speaker 2: Of WWE being good at all, but.
Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with their finances. I just
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, is like I'm looking at it overall, Joe,
Speaker 1: and I see a lot of pitfalls here, and it
Speaker 1: all goes back to Daddy h That's where it all
Speaker 1: goes back to.
Speaker 2: Well, this is also it too, and I think it
Speaker 2: was I might have heard JD make this point, so
Speaker 2: I don't want to and like I'm making it on
Speaker 2: my own But it's like Triple H wants none of
Speaker 2: the criticism of the story and the show and how
Speaker 2: it's being written, but he has no problem plastering his
Speaker 2: name at the end of it. His fucking name runs
Speaker 2: like the credits on a television show. Yeah, And it's like,
Speaker 2: but don't blame me, don't look at me, don't say
Speaker 2: I'm doing anything fucking raw. It's not on my fault. Now,
Speaker 2: why are you putting your name at the end of
Speaker 2: the show like you're the proud papa. You are quite
Speaker 2: literally signing the show. You were signing off on it,
Speaker 2: did you know?
Speaker 1: I still think all of that, and I saw that
Speaker 1: brought up a few times too. I think the end
Speaker 1: credits to every Raw and SmackDown are strategic. I don't
Speaker 1: think that they're there to actually glorify the greatness of
Speaker 1: Triple H. I think they're there to ground the fans
Speaker 1: into realizing that this isn't fucking real life. Can you
Speaker 1: stop stalking our fucking wrestlers, you fucking morons. These characters
Speaker 1: are characters. They are real people in the real world.
Speaker 1: Stop trying to fucking kill them and fucking murder them
Speaker 1: because you don't like what they're doing to your favorite wrestler, Like,
Speaker 1: I think there's.
Speaker 2: So well, then how about we run some credits with
Speaker 2: real names and the Golden Girls.
Speaker 1: Snap, dude, I fucking I'm down Golden Girls. That motherfucker up.
Speaker 2: Said said sitting there standing over a fucking beaten Roman reigns,
Speaker 2: thank you for being a friend's Kobe Lopez start rollins.
Speaker 1: Joe Little Star wipes at the beginning of the show.
Speaker 1: Roman reigns are Joe and noy Is.
Speaker 2: Roman reigns someone, you're a friend and a confide un
Speaker 2: and if you threw a party, it's like someone getting
Speaker 2: their face smashed into a tank. Working up at the screen.
Speaker 1: Roy's key is getting a fuck Kendo stick across the back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 2: Rice Keys turns, turns to Jacob and he like knocks
Speaker 2: over a glass orange juice.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm telling you, I'm okay with that too.
Speaker 2: But if I'm sitting him and sills his coffee and
Speaker 2: he's like, whoa, it's.
Speaker 1: Just difficult for me to look at those those credits
Speaker 1: and think, oh, Triple H needs this this ego boost.
Speaker 1: I really think it's about all the horrible shit that
Speaker 1: the fans do I really, I mean how many times
Speaker 1: how many times have I mean even as recent as WrestleMania,
Speaker 1: we had weird fans with the aj Lee Bailey stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's just dude, there's people out there
Speaker 1: all over the place, and how many times do the
Speaker 1: wrestlers not even report it? How many times does Ady
Speaker 1: say something creepy or gross or show up somewhere like ah,
Speaker 1: And I think they don't understand Live Morgan is a
Speaker 1: person outside of being lived Morgan the character. Stephanie Vakuerr
Speaker 1: is a person outside of being Stephanie Vacuerr the character.
Speaker 1: And I just don't think they understand that. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of fans are just that oblivious.
Speaker 2: But Mish, you have to think of it this way.
Speaker 2: And this is where they also hit this wall too,
Speaker 2: because Triple H loves the Doubles speak and when you
Speaker 2: listen to him, and you listen to anybody in the company,
Speaker 2: that's all sports sports, sports, sports sports. We're a TV show,
Speaker 2: sports sports, sports, sports, sports. We're a TV show. And
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, so they're gonna get into SAG after No,
Speaker 2: we're a TV show. Oh so they're gonna have a union.
Speaker 2: Like every single fucking sports company has no, they're not
Speaker 2: allowed to have that. So what are they then, Paul?
Speaker 2: What are they?
Speaker 1: I don't even think that's Paul. Paul's not smart enough
Speaker 1: to stop that. Vince was. But Paul, come on, now
Speaker 1: that's that's TKO going, Oh this works for Vince. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll keep this going.
Speaker 2: But this is the problem, man, is when you are
Speaker 2: doing a company, or you're making a product or whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck it is, whether you're oh, good sports team,
Speaker 2: let's say, Paul, because right now we're sports. Uh you
Speaker 2: stand up on the stand up there and the press
Speaker 2: socks to you and they go, you know what means
Speaker 2: you trade for so and so that has really changed
Speaker 2: the trajectory of your season. And you go, well, i'll
Speaker 2: tell you, thank our front office. But it really comes
Speaker 2: down to the guys out on the field or whatever.
Speaker 2: But when the team is losing and you got a
Speaker 2: one in fucking fourteen record, they're gonna look at you
Speaker 2: and say, hey, so what's that all about? Or they
Speaker 2: do this thing. It's called firing you. They fire you
Speaker 2: when you fail constantly.
Speaker 1: I think now, honestly, I mean, look at this. We
Speaker 1: brought back Baron KORbin gave him a title. Last night
Speaker 1: we brought back fucking Big Cast, and we knew, we
Speaker 1: knew he was on the horizon for returning. But the
Speaker 1: first thing he does is he grabs that microphone yesterday,
Speaker 1: right like after he's a fake, after he's done beating
Speaker 1: the ever loving shit out a trick which was fine
Speaker 1: or Javan sorry, and he gets on the mic in
Speaker 1: the back and he says, it's been eight fucking years,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, whoa god, damn, I feel it's been
Speaker 1: eight years since he was let go from the company.
Speaker 1: He looks amazing by the way his eyes are buggier
Speaker 1: than ever. You know, he kept the accent a little bit.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of like, this is where WWE is at, Joe.
Speaker 1: They are at the point of firing people. They are
Speaker 1: at the point where I think they're examining their roster.
Speaker 1: They're looking at the people that have had the ball
Speaker 1: for a little while, you know, except for Roman Seth,
Speaker 1: and they're going to examine everybody else and start firing
Speaker 1: them and pulling people back from yesterday in order to
Speaker 1: get them to work. I think that's really the direction
Speaker 1: that they're doing it now. They're not going to build
Speaker 1: new stars. Yeah, they have that XT, but I think
Speaker 1: they're going to go back to the well don't you
Speaker 1: don't you have this feeling like they're just going to
Speaker 1: start going back and pulling people from our past in
Speaker 1: order to make the member Barry's dollar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean all the fond memories attached to
Speaker 2: Barren Corbin. But no, Like I mean, I'm also just
Speaker 2: annoyed at the fact even the Big Cast thing, right,
Speaker 2: God forbid, there's a week of thought or tension without
Speaker 2: an immediate follow up, right, Yeah, So he goes out there,
Speaker 2: he beats the shit out of javaon and then what
Speaker 2: happens Pete nothing? And then the next week are SmackDown.
Speaker 2: He comes out beat somebody up On SmackDown, he's immediately
Speaker 2: explaining himself. And by the way, like, aren't you supposed
Speaker 2: to as a person in the audience and the commentators,
Speaker 2: aren't they supposed to help fill in those planks? Oh,
Speaker 2: why would Big Cass do that? Well? Big Casts was
Speaker 2: gone eight years ago, and what happened, Oh we had
Speaker 2: these problems, you know, he had issues with substance abuse.
Speaker 2: And then blah blah blah blah, like they're supposed to
Speaker 2: do that instead you have this guy beat the shit
Speaker 2: out of somebody. Then fifteen minutes later he's like, let
Speaker 2: me tell you about my complete motivations and ideas and
Speaker 2: thoughts and feelings and why I did this.
Speaker 1: Oh, commentary has been awful, Joe. You can't even rely
Speaker 1: on them anymore. I mean, Summer Slam was just got awful.
Speaker 1: Going back and listening to some of that, I did
Speaker 1: see that everybody was praising the radio show, and I
Speaker 1: might have to do that. It might have to download
Speaker 1: that and listen to it again. But you know, it's
Speaker 1: just is that the direction we're going is Cole's just
Speaker 1: going to tank the live commentary and we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to listen to the WWE radio to hear anything comparable,
Speaker 1: you know, Like.
Speaker 2: It's just we're gonna have to put on We're gonna
Speaker 2: have to put on the radio to hear shit that
Speaker 2: makes sense. Is that what it's gonna be? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: And by the way, you know, you know that Vic
Speaker 2: Joseph did a really good job, and you know that
Speaker 2: it was resonating enough with people to hear about it
Speaker 2: when Booker was there, and the internet loves shitting on Booker.
Speaker 2: It's commentary that it's not him as a bed ring
Speaker 2: guy or whatever. Course go aumentary garable and then he
Speaker 2: does the thing with Vic Joseph and you're like, no,
Speaker 2: actually we're quite good. And you're like, oh okay, well
Speaker 2: then it sounds like Booker t is not bad. Oh no, no,
Speaker 2: he's the he's the worst. Oh okay, that makes sense,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: That's uh. His intro of Trick Williams at Summer Slam
Speaker 1: was the little viral clip that got spread around because
Speaker 1: he went fucking super ham all over the place. But
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 2: I'm glad he cares about them. I get where when
Speaker 2: people are.
Speaker 1: Like, he's cringey, Joe, why is he saying things like
Speaker 1: it's so cringey?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should just be nonchalant. Went back to the
Speaker 2: nonchalant thing like we was telling you about that where
Speaker 2: you know this whole idea of everybody in entertainment or
Speaker 2: music or sports or whatever. It's like, it's so cool
Speaker 2: when they don't give a ship at all.
Speaker 1: Right, that's great.
Speaker 2: I love that they don't give a ship. You do,
Speaker 2: that's what gets you invested into it and to some extent, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what you look back on shit from twenty
Speaker 2: something years ago or even five or ten years ago,
Speaker 2: and you go, h, it's so cringe, But it's like
Speaker 2: someone committed to that and a lot of people liked
Speaker 2: it and have made a lot of money and people
Speaker 2: paid attention to it. It's like, yeah, it's fine to
Speaker 2: look back and go, well, I was kind of goofy,
Speaker 2: But when it's happening.
Speaker 1: In goffee implies something different than cringey, right, Like goofy
Speaker 1: implies that everybody had a good time being silly for
Speaker 1: a minute. Cringe implies that this guy was being an
Speaker 1: idiot and nobody fucking enjoyed themselves. Like that's the difference
Speaker 1: between them. Like I calling something goofy is great. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Sometimes you just want to be a goof
Speaker 1: Sometimes you want to be a part of that. Like
Speaker 1: it's it's not a bad thing to be a part
Speaker 1: of the goofiness, but being a part of the cringiness
Speaker 1: that makes you an asshole, like you're a piece of
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: But the it's it's always those like in the moment
Speaker 2: things right, And yes, obviously there's shit that's just cringe
Speaker 2: because it's somebody committing to an idea that's bad, Like
Speaker 2: they're they're all in on something that's really not funny
Speaker 2: or interesting or silly. But like sometimes you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: just like let someone commit to trying something and if
Speaker 2: it doesn't work whatever, you know, yeah, and if it
Speaker 2: does work, cool, which that's one of the funniest like
Speaker 2: in wrestling, and like, once again the nonchalant thing. I'm
Speaker 2: so afraid of everything being cringey or you know, try harder,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck. The only reason people are talking about
Speaker 2: Solo Socoa again is because he came out and acted
Speaker 2: like a fucking a goof. He was being like a China.
Speaker 1: Since So you brought up Solo Circa, I could not
Speaker 1: help but think when La Knight and Roman Reigns have
Speaker 1: this match, because it's gonna happen, it would be apro pos,
Speaker 1: and Roman Reigns would like it because it evolves more
Speaker 1: of his bloodline, but Solo so Cola interferes. La Knight
Speaker 1: wins the belt and Solo Soica and Roman Reigns can
Speaker 1: go at it again.
Speaker 2: I would love to see them actually lay out some
Speaker 2: sort of storyline where it doesn't always end up with
Speaker 2: everybody back with their face and Romans laugh.
Speaker 1: Again. You're requiring creativity from a company that's becoming bankrupt
Speaker 1: in creativity. Like, it's to the point now where AI
Speaker 1: is like, you don't have enough money to keep me going. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we just don't have enough.
Speaker 2: I'm running out of water right, there's not enough water
Speaker 2: for us to make this creative.
Speaker 1: But I'm paying for the two hundred dollars a month plan.
Speaker 2: I put all the money, I took all the money
Speaker 2: away from small children to drink water. It's all for
Speaker 2: my lack of effort.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm telling you, no, you gotta you have to
Speaker 1: play the game with the idea that Roman Reigns is involved.
Speaker 1: And I know, in a better world, we can think
Speaker 1: of storylines, we can think of creative ideas that have
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the bloodline, and there's many of them.
Speaker 1: But in this world, if you want to even try
Speaker 1: to pretend remotely that the future could possibly happen with
Speaker 1: what we guess, you have to involve the fucking bloodline.
Speaker 1: You have to involve Roman Reigns, you have to involve
Speaker 1: the USOS. You now have to involve Jacob Fasu or
Speaker 1: even Solo Sucula. And that's why at this point I'm
Speaker 1: thinking with the la Knight thing, because there was a
Speaker 1: lot of points brought up by the La Knight thing
Speaker 1: and obviously piggybacking off the seth Rollins and Roman Reigns
Speaker 1: view that just semi ended, but we'll probably start up
Speaker 1: again next month. La Night gets an opportunity to fight
Speaker 1: Roman Reigns and get the belt. Probably had money in
Speaker 1: the bank in order to complete the circuit and make
Speaker 1: sense of all the storylines that the bloodline has done
Speaker 1: to poor La Knight. This needs to be the moment
Speaker 1: where Solo Socoa comes in as a complete surprise, costs
Speaker 1: Roman Reigns the title ergo reigniting that feud, and rightfully so,
Speaker 1: you'd be pissed off if you've got your title stolen
Speaker 1: by fucking some peon circus member. Right, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2: Barely, Yeah, he's barely not in the circus, barely not
Speaker 2: a circus person, as Roman Reigns calls him, because he's
Speaker 2: a baby face that's supposed to run the company.
Speaker 1: But then this also gives La Knight a chance to
Speaker 1: have the title in a non important month. Right, It's
Speaker 1: not important for La Knight to have the title right now.
Speaker 1: It's important La Knight fans it's important La Knight, but
Speaker 1: it's not like we're going into Royal Rumble with it.
Speaker 1: It's not like he's going into WrestleMania with it. So
Speaker 1: having it now even before a Survivor series, maybe he'll
Speaker 1: even lose it in Survivor series. Who knows. It's fine,
Speaker 1: Like this is a good time to give Lla Knight
Speaker 1: something to shut the fan base up, right on the
Speaker 1: Triple H mindset of things. Giving l A. Knight a
Speaker 1: title and money in the bank shuts all the fucking
Speaker 1: La Night fans up. It gives him a title, and
Speaker 1: then you could have rome and take it back the
Speaker 1: following month after he's done beating the show Sola's collar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he can have it during the first half of
Speaker 2: the football season and they'll blame the ratings on La Night. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's what they'll do, right, that's I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: it's it's funny because we're both still glass half fullying
Speaker 2: it and believing that they're going to let might win
Speaker 2: even with all this. But your your mindset, your idea
Speaker 2: is correct. That's what they should fucking do. But we
Speaker 2: could shut ourselves all day because when it comes to
Speaker 2: Roman reigns, just even the USO's still doing their whole
Speaker 2: deal again and being back with him, It's like, all right,
Speaker 2: what's the what's the old saying from George Bush Junior? Foom,
Speaker 2: he wants shame on me for me twice, shame on
Speaker 2: you can't get fooled again. Like that's the USOS, you know,
Speaker 2: Like that's the USOS. Like it's oh, we already went
Speaker 2: through this long storyline for years of Roman reigns. Is
Speaker 2: a brainwashing, manipulative sociopath. He only cares about himself and
Speaker 2: doesn't fucking care about anyone else. And USO's like, yeah, gee,
Speaker 2: let's do that all over again. I mean yeah, and
Speaker 2: let's get into that. I mean, like the Jacob thing,
Speaker 2: for what it's worth, is a fucking humiliation ritual. Yes,
Speaker 2: but at least he hasn't already been fooled by Roman.
Speaker 1: Well he has he yeah, he has been. He's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he went they did the thing with he was
Speaker 1: with Solo. He was in Solo's gimmick. No, no, I
Speaker 1: get that. But when he fucking took the Ulafalla and
Speaker 1: he was going to be the one to challenge Roman,
Speaker 1: like it was all bullshit too, man, Yeah, there.
Speaker 2: Was no, but like this is what's so funny to me.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh yeah, but like now the ussos are
Speaker 2: just gonna do this whole thing again, and you're like, wait,
Speaker 2: are they babyfaces? Are they? What are they? And it's
Speaker 2: just like what you don't understand is that Roman Reigns
Speaker 2: is once again, he's the nucleus. He fuels the entire
Speaker 2: show and the family and all this other shit. And
Speaker 2: it's like, you guys are just weirdo meat riders that
Speaker 2: keep going back to this abusive guy. And you come
Speaker 2: off like fucking losers. That's how you come off. You
Speaker 2: come off like fucking pathetic joke.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I was laughing my ass off when La
Speaker 1: Knight was doing the flexing on jay I fucking I
Speaker 1: died laughing at La Night was in rare Form on Monday.
Speaker 1: Like he was sharp, you know, he was razor blade sharp.
Speaker 1: And even in his interaction in the back, oh better
Speaker 1: not touch me or his daddy gonna put you over
Speaker 1: his knee.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, dude, but he's right like this.
Speaker 1: But that's why this is funny. That's why he's so engaging,
Speaker 1: because yeah, on the surface, like that's a shitty thing
Speaker 1: to say to somebody where they'd want to punch you
Speaker 1: in the face. But that on a deeper level for
Speaker 1: what the long time fans have been seeing, Yeah, that's ooh,
Speaker 1: that's gotta sting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because the ussos are are whipped pussies now, yeah,
Speaker 2: like that's what they are. And to the like adult
Speaker 2: male audience that is still seeing this and feigning that
Speaker 2: any of it should make sense or be watchable or
Speaker 2: paying attention at all, yeah, the usos are fucking idiots. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: they did go back to their abusive boyfriend once again
Speaker 2: for the one hundredths and fiftieth time, Like, yeah, they
Speaker 2: should be made fun of and Romans did it. We
Speaker 2: don't work with you circus people, and you listen to
Speaker 2: me and I'm going to tell you what to do,
Speaker 2: and I keep thinking like it always goes back to me.
Speaker 2: So the whole thing of like, I know a lot
Speaker 2: of people that are watching this aren't like young people
Speaker 2: with no ability to discern what a good guy or
Speaker 2: a bad guy is on a TV show, but they're
Speaker 2: like watching this like, yeah, I know Roman rules, man,
Speaker 2: he's the fucking coolest. And I just stick to myself,
Speaker 2: like let me put it this way. If I was
Speaker 2: a parent and I had adolescent kids, boy, girl, whoever,
Speaker 2: and they were watching the show and they're like, I,
Speaker 2: Romans cool, Roman's great, I would be concerned. I'd be concerned.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm worried about your friendships. I'm worried
Speaker 2: about your relationships. I'm worried about the what you think
Speaker 2: a good person is in general. Like I'm gonna send
Speaker 2: you off to school and be like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: met this nice guy. All he does is shot me
Speaker 2: in the locker and make me give him his lunch
Speaker 2: money and let me get punched in the face for
Speaker 2: him and start fights for me. And it's like, this
Speaker 2: person's an asshole. You know that, right, No, this is
Speaker 2: my best friend in the whole wide world. He's the coolest.
Speaker 2: In fact, he's my chief and leader and number one.
Speaker 2: No one's better than him. It's like, this is bad,
Speaker 2: genuinely fucking bad.
Speaker 1: It's you know what. But that's where I go with
Speaker 1: the La Knight storyline. You gotta give him. He's got
Speaker 1: so much traction and so much motion it is almost
Speaker 1: offensive at this point that he keeps getting pulled out
Speaker 1: of the way, so Roman can fight someone else. And
Speaker 1: I almost like to believe this is long term storytelling,
Speaker 1: but WWE has done such a good job of disproving
Speaker 1: any theory I have about long term storytelling that I've
Speaker 1: just abandoned it for the most part. So if there's
Speaker 1: nothing that happens from this, if La Knight just gets
Speaker 1: his match this match, and that's that, just just chalk
Speaker 1: it up to more of this inferiority complex that Triple
Speaker 1: H has or WWE has or Roman has. With this
Speaker 1: La Night guy, I don't get it on the full,
Speaker 1: but if they were to give him a title shot,
Speaker 1: if they were to do things the right way and
Speaker 1: try and save Roman's face at the same time, now
Speaker 1: is when you pull the trigger. Now is when you
Speaker 1: complete the solo Siko's storyline with Roman. Now is when
Speaker 1: you try to see how the fans react with La Knight.
Speaker 1: Who knows, maybe in August, right, it'll be the best
Speaker 1: sales at WWE has had all year. Maybe La Night
Speaker 1: becoming champion will physically financially mean something to the company.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be crazy, Joe, Wouldn't it be crazy if
Speaker 1: La Knight could sell out buildings? I mean, we don't know,
Speaker 1: because they haven't given him the ball so far, but
Speaker 1: you know, or would they just sit there and say, oh, man,
Speaker 1: Roman did that for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what they do. I know that is
Speaker 2: what they do. But like that, that to me is like, yes,
Speaker 2: the show, the wrestling and everything that actually just the
Speaker 2: matches and ship that it was on Raw. We're all fine,
Speaker 2: but we're still back to the insane character work that
Speaker 2: once again the whole show revolves around the fucking Samo
Speaker 2: and blowdrop Fest.
Speaker 1: And let's let's move this along. Dude, We're fifty minutes
Speaker 1: in and we've only talked about Roman and Jacob and
Speaker 1: La Knights. There's other things that.
Speaker 2: Happen because those because those are supposed to be the
Speaker 2: important people on the show.
Speaker 1: Actually we did talk about the Big Cast for half
Speaker 1: a minute too, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah we did. That's more than he deserves to be said.
Speaker 1: I like Big Cast. I'd rather have him and Enzo
Speaker 1: back as a unit. So I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: Live Morgan Live Morgan was out there after she was
Speaker 1: done glazing Mini Me. She Mini Me had a match
Speaker 1: up against soul Ruka. Nobody got killed, which was impressive.
Speaker 2: It was fine.
Speaker 1: You could tell that soul Ruca's working a little bit
Speaker 1: slower up against Minni. Me that's fine. But then after
Speaker 1: the match was over, you had Becky Lynch come down
Speaker 1: from her coffee shop and show up in the ring
Speaker 1: mysteriously as a good person.
Speaker 2: Now she's good, Yeah, she's a good Yeah, she's a
Speaker 2: babyface for reasons.
Speaker 1: Because learning from her husband real well, right, and yeah,
Speaker 1: she starts picking a fight with Live, and then Live
Speaker 1: starts backing off, and then Stephanie shows up with a
Speaker 1: cur She shows back up and starts beating the shit
Speaker 1: over herkel and fisticuffs happen, and so now we have
Speaker 1: Stephanie Vaker and Becky in the ring afterwards kind of
Speaker 1: arguing over who gets to kick the shit out of
Speaker 1: Live first. And I guess this is where we're going
Speaker 1: at money.
Speaker 2: In the bank and then and that I think might
Speaker 2: be that might be a happy accident for them that
Speaker 2: they sent Betty out there and people were just like,
Speaker 2: I guess we'll cheer her, or at least it's we
Speaker 2: have some testament to the fact that at least that
Speaker 2: one night and that one building that Live Morgan is
Speaker 2: actually a heel. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Becky was smart though, again another person that had sharp
Speaker 1: promo skills. On Monday, Becky was funny. Becky really got
Speaker 1: into it. She mocked fucking lived, did a good job
Speaker 1: of it. Like, if Becky was trying to be a heel,
Speaker 1: she should stop being so good at it.
Speaker 2: Well, what I really liked about the promo and to me,
Speaker 2: like just seeing it as you know, somebody being malleable, Right,
Speaker 2: you say the same things, but you say them in
Speaker 2: a different way, and the people know them and they
Speaker 2: can either connect to hate you or they can connect
Speaker 2: to love you. And her drop and it's not just
Speaker 2: me saying it. I was like, that's great. I really
Speaker 2: really was like impressed in that moment where I go,
Speaker 2: all right, so here we are. What makes this good?
Speaker 2: Like I said, we had some clarity in that moment
Speaker 2: who the actual heel is.
Speaker 1: It was the line when she said you're not even
Speaker 1: the greatest woman's champion, the fuck dominic mysterio. I was like, God,
Speaker 1: damn dude, fucking that was just deep.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, Charlotte was somewhere just like giving
Speaker 2: the little chuck Norris Dumb that good job. Job. I
Speaker 2: appreciate that was a good reference.
Speaker 1: You don't like that street fighter. I thought that was
Speaker 1: a great line because that was that was harsh man.
Speaker 2: But at least it's not lazy. At least it's not lazy.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not her just calling her a circus
Speaker 2: folk or some ship like. It's no, that was a
Speaker 2: good dig. That was a nice and by the way,
Speaker 2: like the idea of nobody on the show has ever
Speaker 2: acknowledged the idea that dom girls until Becky said it
Speaker 2: last night, right, they.
Speaker 1: Did because they always just implied dating and stuff. I
Speaker 1: think Becky, he's the first person to say that they
Speaker 1: slept together.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that was no, that's you know what, And
Speaker 2: I know we're twenty five years removed from it. But
Speaker 2: Edge had to like stick his face into lead his
Speaker 2: asshole for us to understand that they might have slept together.
Speaker 1: They had to have a live sex celebration on raw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had to make her into a Jeff Dunham
Speaker 2: puppet live on television for people to go, well, I
Speaker 2: maybe they have sex with each other.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, But maybe he puts his squishy parts on
Speaker 1: her squishy parts and they squished.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think these two attractive people that are
Speaker 2: all over each other might have sex and Edge just
Speaker 2: like I have Oh I have six with women with
Speaker 2: my penis. Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: White chocolate brings up a good point too. Edge did
Speaker 1: stick his tongue in VICKI yes, yeah, multiple holes.
Speaker 2: Which, by the way, is Edge. Could I be wrong?
Speaker 2: Talk about this? Is Hedge the first person on wrestling
Speaker 2: television to try to do the cougar and like he
Speaker 2: went after not that Vicky was.
Speaker 1: Mark Henry was fucking may Young?
Speaker 2: Right, well that was that? What do you call that?
Speaker 2: That's not a cougar, that's a cougar's turtle? Is that
Speaker 2: what he said? He's like, man, that's like a sexy cougar.
Speaker 2: I I don't know if I go have.
Speaker 1: Far man cougar. I don't know ship it was.
Speaker 2: It's just that that to me is just it was
Speaker 2: interesting because yeah, Becky's the first person to ever be
Speaker 2: like dominic maftur or has sex like wait what? By
Speaker 2: the way, I also think that got a reaction because
Speaker 2: no one on the show, like they'll do these little
Speaker 2: romance pick whatever angles. And by the way, like I
Speaker 2: don't like I said, I don't think we should go
Speaker 2: back to Edge being like I had sex with her
Speaker 2: thirty seven tarms this week, and we're like, Surf, what
Speaker 2: is your match? Can you please tell us what your
Speaker 2: match is gonna be? And he's like no, let me
Speaker 2: break them all down, all right. So Tuesday you're like, no,
Speaker 2: thank you, dude, I don't Yeah. I didn't foc her
Speaker 2: thirty seven times. I fucked her thirty seven times twice.
Speaker 1: Table lead.
Speaker 2: By the way. That that to me. I was thinking
Speaker 2: about that last week, where like that is the greatest
Speaker 2: of all the teddy heartlines that I didn't fuck her,
Speaker 2: I fucked her twice. That's like, yeah, that's like zen gaslighting,
Speaker 2: Like you did not sit under the tree of wisdom,
Speaker 2: you sat under it twice? Like wait what? Yeah the
Speaker 2: fuck was that? Uh No, Becky?
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a good return for her again baby
Speaker 1: face out of nowhere. But she was at home, you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, down the street from her coffee shop
Speaker 1: and then sadly came back.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: So now that's what we're gonna have. Yeah, but I mean.
Speaker 2: It's really.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're thinking? I'm thinking, Becky, Stephanie and
Speaker 1: soul Ruka versus Raquel Live and Mini Me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense for them to do that on
Speaker 2: the paper game. Yeah, but also like the course, Jesus,
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, God damn it, that she's so ridiculously attractive.
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm glad that h has deemed her worthy
Speaker 2: to be on the show and to care about her,
Speaker 2: unlike they like a lot of the other women and ships.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, even if they're not going to treat her, well,
Speaker 2: you put my exact in front of me on tell
Speaker 2: She's fine, It's okay, she's okay, She's no, she's no
Speaker 2: colopigos turtle is. I know that quite quite literally. They
Speaker 2: have like two women that have been featured on the
Speaker 2: show who are like my exact type of like physically
Speaker 2: attractive women to be where it's like the core, and
Speaker 2: then Bianka and they're like, well Bianca's gone, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: To be fair, Yeah, and they did. Yeah that's what
Speaker 1: I was seeing. I haven't double checked the news or
Speaker 1: anything else like that, but yeah, that's what I saw
Speaker 1: is that she finally she popped. She popped out the kiddo, So.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, it bums me the fuck out
Speaker 2: because obviously I want her on the television show and
Speaker 2: I hope she takes her time, but also at the
Speaker 2: same point, God damn it, do they need her? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, did this show does? Does w W RE
Speaker 2: need her? Like a fucking but I hope she has
Speaker 2: a life with that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I hope so too, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Christ, No, no, no, but you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: just leave me with Grandma, go run, you know, old.
Speaker 1: And she's talking abortion. It's like, yeah, right, Christ, I know.
Speaker 2: I like the idea. It's like it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's so great to the cute wrestle. Now do you
Speaker 2: immediately thank you?
Speaker 1: Nine five? He put it up there. Welcome to the world,
Speaker 1: Romeo Leonardo, Alan Crawford Romeo Leonardo. Yeah, that's right. That's Turtle. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, this is like the is
Speaker 2: that the new Is that the new Ninja Turtles lineup?
Speaker 1: Why not? It's Michaelangelo, Leonardo Romeo Raphael.
Speaker 2: And and uh Montese is cool, but Rude Bianca is
Speaker 2: a party dude. No, that's good. They're both. They're both
Speaker 2: just seem like fucking really good people. And I feel
Speaker 2: bad for I will forever feel bad for Tez's. I
Speaker 2: think that he deserves way, way more. And I can't
Speaker 2: wait for ten years from now when he's on Busted
Speaker 2: Open Radio with Triple H. Look at and say it.
Speaker 5: You know, I really like criticism and listen. I'm really
Speaker 5: good at listening, right right. He just goes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember. There was no big that big, no push
Speaker 5: that I always got. Yeah, everyone loves you, Triple H.
Speaker 5: You're the smartest, smartest guy.
Speaker 1: Another thing that we got on Monday Night Raw, which
Speaker 1: was again I thought Monday Night Raw was was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. Chad Gable coming out there with the
Speaker 1: heartfelt speech, and Penta coming out there like it was nice.
Speaker 1: It was really nice to see that. I didn't mind
Speaker 1: it at all. I think it's a big deal. I
Speaker 1: liked Chad and to kind of bearing the hatchet and
Speaker 1: Pensa saying, hey, you know, we all make mistakes. You've
Speaker 1: learned from your ways and now look at your reward.
Speaker 1: And I also like the fact that Dominic and JD
Speaker 1: came out there and just completely ignored all the stupid
Speaker 1: shit that they've been doing for the last two months.
Speaker 1: They just pretend that Dan Hausen didn't even fucking exist,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, good, shake off. Dan Housen like the
Speaker 1: AIDS virus. He is fucking garbage. And sure enough he
Speaker 1: came out there and even though they lost that match,
Speaker 1: it was a good match to watch with all four
Speaker 1: of those guys, holy shit, had fun with it.
Speaker 2: Well that's what happens when you once again have good
Speaker 2: guys that can actually tell fun stories and can keep
Speaker 2: a match rowing and together. And that's it. It's like,
Speaker 2: you know, just broken record, ra has pretty good wrestling
Speaker 2: and really bad everything else. That's kind of where it
Speaker 2: has been for quite some time now. The only problem
Speaker 2: is is that now we're going to get to a
Speaker 2: point where even if we're going to see the same
Speaker 2: wrestlers over and over again and do a good job,
Speaker 2: since it never goes anywhere, you're just sitting there going
Speaker 2: all right, well, maybe I should just watch AW you No.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was a good storyline. You didn't
Speaker 1: like the idea that Chad Gable kind of looks at
Speaker 1: himself as a Luca now and dominic mysterios gatekeeping because
Speaker 1: he is the world's greatest mysterio. Like, I like that storyline.
Speaker 1: It makes sense even though he's impressed Penta. The real
Speaker 1: stories between Chad Gable and Dominic Mysterio, and Dominic's like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, you're not a lucha you can't fucking walk this road.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 2: And it's like, Wow, I'm just glad that I'm you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm just glad that IOWA went with it
Speaker 2: because I'm always iffy of those kind of storylines where
Speaker 2: it's like, you must the Lucas spirit and I'm like,
Speaker 2: do the people they were in iOS? So maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm like, do the great people of des Moines care
Speaker 2: about the spirit of lucha libre like that? That's always
Speaker 2: my worry whatever they do that kind of shit where
Speaker 2: maybe maybe by now because pent is over enough and
Speaker 2: obviously right, mystereo is right, mystereo the audience, now, they've
Speaker 2: they have educated them enough to the idea that it
Speaker 2: means something to wear the mask and you know, have
Speaker 2: this type of match in the style and the culture
Speaker 2: or whatever. Maybe they've done a little bit of a
Speaker 2: better job of getting them used to that and understanding it.
Speaker 2: But for years that was always a worry of mine,
Speaker 2: where they'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 1: WWE has done a good job of that. Though, I
Speaker 1: will say like as much as we've been critical of
Speaker 1: some of the things that WWE has done.
Speaker 2: I think the.
Speaker 1: Triple A crossover stuff. I think the stuff with you know, uh,
Speaker 1: Chad Gable Andante Americano with little.
Speaker 2: Bit they've done great by Pento, which I don't think.
Speaker 2: I couldn't have predicted that. I'll be honest, I didn't
Speaker 2: think that they were going to do a great treat.
Speaker 2: Why would I have thought that they would have handled
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: The great Dominic Mysterio doing the crossover. So like there's
Speaker 1: they've They've done a real good job as far as
Speaker 1: a lot of these looches go. And and you're right
Speaker 1: to feel that way. Dragon Lee is just kind of
Speaker 1: existing in the wind. And then I mean, you guys,
Speaker 1: you got rid of Andrade, you got rid of Santos,
Speaker 1: Like there's other people that just could not get their
Speaker 1: fucking their juice inside the WWE machine, Like it just
Speaker 1: it didn't work for them. But yeah, Chad Chad Gable
Speaker 1: versus Dominic Mysterio makes sense in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: I think the fans get it because we have been
Speaker 1: kind of exposed to that this Lucha libre thing is
Speaker 1: more than just you know, oh it's just Mexican culture, Like, no,
Speaker 1: there's more to it than that. It's it's the title,
Speaker 1: it's the reverence, it's the back and forth between them.
Speaker 1: And now you know, when you have Penta accepting Chad Gable,
Speaker 1: you know, as his champion, it's like it's a big
Speaker 1: fucking deal, and now you have dominic gatekeeping, Like I
Speaker 1: like this storyline. I like that fucking AIDS virus had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with this shit. I was so happy
Speaker 1: at that he had a position on the show. And
Speaker 1: I know everybody loves him and stuff like that, and
Speaker 1: that's great. He's probably a wonderful person. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm so done seeing him. But what did he do?
Speaker 1: He did some fucking breakdown, Like what do you do?
Speaker 1: Shoot some more T shirts out of a cannon? Is
Speaker 1: that what he did?
Speaker 2: I don't even remember him being on the show at
Speaker 2: this point. He's just like ubiculous to I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: there he is. What did he do?
Speaker 1: I don't think nothing.
Speaker 2: Was it one of the segments, like the between ones
Speaker 2: I didn't see It might.
Speaker 1: Have been maybe because I watched the full thing now,
Speaker 1: so it might have been something in between. Because on
Speaker 1: the end between segments too, I got crackhead Lyra, which
Speaker 1: that's always fun. Oh yeah, she's she's out there talking
Speaker 1: about I made the women's division belt and y'all got
Speaker 1: some crack and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, all right, I just anytime I see her now
Speaker 2: and doing this gimmick, my brain goes back to the
Speaker 2: to yesteryear, you know, the idea of just giving someone
Speaker 2: a gimmick to punish them or humiliate them, or make
Speaker 2: them feel or look or smart enough or whatever it
Speaker 2: might be. I don't know if they're doing that anymore,
Speaker 2: which I almost wish that's what they were doing, because
Speaker 2: the other idea then is they believe this is good.
Speaker 2: Or Lyra came to them and presented this to them
Speaker 2: and they said, Gangbusters love it, Let's put it on television.
Speaker 2: That's a great idea. I'd almost rather like, I said,
Speaker 2: have it be some sort of passive, aggressive, mean girl
Speaker 2: where fucking with the girl kind of whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: as opposed to hmm, let's push her for a year
Speaker 2: and a half and then turn her into Jesse Pinkman's
Speaker 2: girlfriend on Breaking Bait.
Speaker 1: I swear to god that's exactly what she is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it like?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand they're not. Like at first,
Speaker 1: right when they were doing the change away from Bailey,
Speaker 1: it was a bad look for her, but I almost
Speaker 1: felt like it was her being disheveled now with the
Speaker 1: weird lines under her eyes and the strung out look
Speaker 1: that they're purposely doing, the unwashed hair, and the superiorly
Speaker 1: greasy skin. She's either homeless or she's on drugs. Like,
Speaker 1: nobody looks like this that's doing well in their lives.
Speaker 2: No, no one looks like this. And then goes outside
Speaker 2: and gets to the uber and goes to the airport,
Speaker 2: and it's like, how's everybody like checks into a hotel?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like this girl should be stopped by all the other
Speaker 1: wrestlers going are you okay?
Speaker 2: What I mean? Like? Fuck? I know, honestly, her walking
Speaker 2: around looking like that, I think to myself, if there
Speaker 2: was even a faint idea of the show pretending to
Speaker 2: be even a smidge a Injuriel, the first month of
Speaker 2: her walking around should be other women on the show
Speaker 2: going to go He'll face whatever and go right baby,
Speaker 2: you okay, right right? You need some help, honey, Like
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Dude? This company won't even hint at fucking Cass's drug abuse.
Speaker 1: But they'll get somebody that's actively using live on TV
Speaker 1: every fucking week.
Speaker 2: So but yeah, I know, by the way, like I'm
Speaker 2: just Becky, we're gonna have to put up like the
Speaker 2: bat the bat fucking signal for Becky to come out. Becky,
Speaker 2: can you come out and tell us what this actually
Speaker 2: looks like? Like should she is? She gonna have to
Speaker 2: come out next week and be like you got Lyra
Speaker 2: running around looking like she's smoking dick? What's wrong with her?
Speaker 1: Maybe she could just come out and go, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not actually on drugs, guys, I've just been drinking
Speaker 1: Becky's coffee, you know, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that's the gimmick Becky's you know what, you
Speaker 2: know what, miss I just pumped my hand and like
Speaker 2: fucking Howard Dean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: Wra That's actually better. That's better than some of the
Speaker 2: writing her feet on the show. If they wanted to
Speaker 2: plug Becky's coffee, then you could buy online it had
Speaker 2: Lyra being a normal fucking human being, right, or maybe
Speaker 2: she breaks up with Becky As she's sitting there, she's
Speaker 2: kind of sad and she's down and Becky's like, what
Speaker 2: did I give you a little try try my new coffee,
Speaker 2: and then she just turns into this that's at least
Speaker 2: a gimmick. It's at least a gimmick.
Speaker 1: Coffee addicts coffee.
Speaker 2: If you remember David O'tangua's coffee cup that I used
Speaker 2: to used to carry around and he used to piss
Speaker 2: me the fuck off because he never used it as
Speaker 2: a weapon or anything. They're just like lawyers drink coffee
Speaker 2: because they're tired and work a lot. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: hit him, hit someone with the cup, do something with it,
Speaker 2: like if Lyra became tweaked out coffee girl, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. He's like, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky,
Speaker 2: Becky Becky, And she's just like what is it? Lira.
Speaker 2: She's like, Becky, where did I get? Where can I
Speaker 2: get some more? Where can I get some more of
Speaker 2: your coffee? And she's like, I heerdie gave you the website.
Speaker 2: It's like it's not fast enough. It's not fast enough.
Speaker 2: They're not signing it to me. They're not signing it
Speaker 2: fast enough. Who asks it?
Speaker 1: Dirty bird? Dirty bird says. Lira says to Becky, I'll
Speaker 1: suck your dick for a title shot.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, I call myself the man, but
Speaker 2: it's a figure of speech. I had a kid like,
Speaker 2: you know, Lyra, I burnt a human from my vagina.
Speaker 2: You know that, right, And then Triple H comes in
Speaker 2: and he's like, that's not creative. Let me show you
Speaker 2: something creative, midgets, let.
Speaker 1: Me show you something creative.
Speaker 2: I have a creative idea. And then he just has
Speaker 2: Roman Rains. Roman Rains walks in and he's like, you're poor,
Speaker 2: You're poor, you're poor, you're poor, You're ugly, your clothes
Speaker 2: are cheap. And then they're like, yeah, dude, you want
Speaker 2: a babyface. Should Should they just have Roman Reigns and
Speaker 2: Tom Sigora do a fucking drumo together and just call
Speaker 2: everyone for say they use washcloths. That'd be a good idea.
Speaker 1: So let's get to one of the other things that
Speaker 1: happened on RAW that was kind of important, kind of
Speaker 1: a switch up. We had Obi and Paul Hayman have
Speaker 1: their little moment where Oba Femi said, you know, think
Speaker 1: brock for me, et cetera, and Paul, being genuine, kind
Speaker 1: of bowed his head and said, of course, that would
Speaker 1: be an honor. Blah blah blah. And then there was
Speaker 1: a point where Breaker and the boys were going down
Speaker 1: to the ring and they met up with oba Femi,
Speaker 1: who was out there just talking again because that's what
Speaker 1: he does. And I'm just kind of tired of oba
Speaker 1: Femi exposing himself in promos. I think the less that
Speaker 1: he says, the better. You know, I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: he needs a manager, but Jesus fucking Christ, if.
Speaker 2: That's what they're hinting at, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's where we're going. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that too. If that's what this is.
Speaker 1: And brock Lesner really is retired, you know, and Paul
Speaker 1: Hayman is going to be the guy for Opa Femi,
Speaker 1: that could be it. Yeah, And you're right, Bron. Breaker
Speaker 1: hinted that later on when he faced Paul Hayman and said, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, where's where's Oba at? And Paul's like, why
Speaker 1: the fuck would I know? And Bron's like, well, it's
Speaker 1: because he's your best friend, right, you're your best friends.
Speaker 2: Now, which I don't believe they've shown any of that
Speaker 2: unless they showed it somewhere on one of the eleven
Speaker 2: platforms that no one else knows of.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I think it was just because you showed him respect
Speaker 1: earlier in the night, Like it was a very cheap
Speaker 1: way to get from A to B really fast. But
Speaker 1: the idea of Bron Breaker and Oba Femi doing the stairdown,
Speaker 1: I liked that it was very very old school, the
Speaker 1: fact that you had two guys that have nothing to
Speaker 1: do with each other, at least not directly right, They
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with each other, and they just
Speaker 1: see each other and there's just instant heat, just instant
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you, you know. And I liked that
Speaker 1: that it felt very eighties just seeing two guys meet
Speaker 1: on the ramp kind of deal and just they orbit
Speaker 1: each other and just don't like each other. I liked
Speaker 1: that a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, this person's threatening my spot, right, whatever it is,
Speaker 2: it didn't matter.
Speaker 1: It was the vibe that was there to the point
Speaker 1: where Austin Theory and and you know, his husband were
Speaker 1: walking like they were in the background trying to get
Speaker 1: Bron to go with them, and Bron's like, no, man,
Speaker 1: fuck off, Like I'm gonna I'm not backing down from
Speaker 1: this punk and I'm like, oh, this is this is good.
Speaker 1: I like this, this is this is very Steiner esque.
Speaker 1: And even when he started to walk away, he fucking
Speaker 1: turned around. He's like fuck that, No, I'm not done.
Speaker 1: This bitch a moving and I'm like, this is this
Speaker 1: is awesome. So I kind of like that way of
Speaker 1: starting a fight, you know, because you can do that
Speaker 1: a couple more times. Obviously, the Paul Hayman thing later
Speaker 1: on with bron Breaker and Paul Hayman, it's gonna start
Speaker 1: more bullshit, start more heat. I'm okay with this. Bron
Speaker 1: Breaker is good in this role of being a state
Speaker 1: cop bully.
Speaker 2: Well, this this is to me what's tough, right, And
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to constantly bring the guy up.
Speaker 2: But it's the gateway to the main event, right, baby Face. Sober.
Speaker 2: People do the song, people do the dance, people are
Speaker 2: into him.
Speaker 1: Yadda YadA.
Speaker 2: He's gonna hit the He's gonna hit the smow and
Speaker 2: wall Steak Cop. Steak Cop is absolutely trajectory is towards
Speaker 2: being a fucking crazy, barking baby Face. Bring back chainsaw,
Speaker 2: bron Breaker at this point, fuck it, get in the
Speaker 2: fucking chainsaw again. Who dared, what's his trajectory? Samoan wall.
Speaker 2: That's what's gonna happen where he's gonna get r r
Speaker 2: r rauh oh Roman.
Speaker 1: Words.
Speaker 2: That whole thing with the two shield guys, the whole
Speaker 2: like the shield. They're shielding people from actually being able
Speaker 2: to be elevated in the company at all because they're
Speaker 2: both babyface heels. So once again, want to build steak cop. Sorry,
Speaker 2: he's gonna hit the Simoonan wall. Hey, wanna build fucking Obafemi? Yup? Well,
Speaker 2: he's gonna eventually hit that fucking samoan and exth this is.
Speaker 1: What we talked about a while ago, that these two
Speaker 1: guys should face off. I am absolutely in love with
Speaker 1: this idea, dude, And you keep them away from the
Speaker 1: Samoan wall at least for a little while. At least
Speaker 1: for a little while.
Speaker 2: Him, that's true. So did you keep him? You keep
Speaker 2: him out of that conversation. But what's tough, dude, is
Speaker 2: then they're gonna fight each other, and then it's like
Speaker 2: who's gonna go over clean? And then what are you
Speaker 2: gonna do?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the fine rise, isn't that? The fun part
Speaker 1: is trying to guess who who gets daddy H's love.
Speaker 2: Like, just go out there and get over. And by
Speaker 2: that I mean suck on my big doll.
Speaker 1: I don't care who wins his lugs. You give me
Speaker 1: a hug after.
Speaker 2: Uh listen, Uh you need to work harder. And by
Speaker 2: that I mean, uh slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp.
Speaker 1: Uh like that's can I also talk about fucking Joe
Speaker 1: Henry that comes out in the fucking ring, I suret
Speaker 1: of got weak to week. This guy just looks like
Speaker 1: Dino Bravo. I don't know if it's the colors or what,
Speaker 1: but every time I fucking see him, I get Dino
Speaker 1: Bravo flashbacks, and not be because he's built like Dino
Speaker 1: Bravo was. If anything, he's like the emaciated Ethiopian version
Speaker 1: of Dino Bravo. You know, it's just.
Speaker 2: He needs to be on SmackDown because, if I remember correctly,
Speaker 2: SmackDown might somewhat believe in heels. So when you have
Speaker 2: once again, his entire gimmick is coming out and go
Speaker 2: and look at the heel and look at their flaws.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make fun of their flaws in a song,
Speaker 2: like that's his entire fucking gimmick, And you can't do
Speaker 2: that on a show where once again, everyone is just
Speaker 2: they have concepts of morality, they're just all shades of gray.
Speaker 2: You can't have a black or white guy when everyone
Speaker 2: is a state of gray. He can't get over in
Speaker 2: that environment. And I'm not sitting there saying like, well,
Speaker 2: let me tell you Joe Hendry is you know, main
Speaker 2: aventor shoot him through the fucking roof. But you're quite
Speaker 2: literally positioning him in a way where his gimmick and
Speaker 2: his character does not work. Yeah, at all. It's like
Speaker 2: hiring a fucking flutist to show up at your ed
Speaker 2: M show. Like it's like they're not they're not there,
Speaker 2: Like they can't play, they can't do the music, like
Speaker 2: you brought your harpsichord to the fucking Cannibal Corpse concert,
Speaker 2: Like you're not. It's not fitting in, And so get
Speaker 2: him out of there. Put him on a show where
Speaker 2: like once again, the writing is potentially semi coherent and
Speaker 2: his gimmick can work, or don't put him on TV
Speaker 2: until the gimmick works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Why the fuck is Dan showing as Tony
Speaker 1: Schavani's moose knuckle. The fucker. I mean, you just single
Speaker 1: handedly derailed me from this whole show. God damn.
Speaker 2: Why does he wear an aquamarine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, with blue? With with a fucking black? Is he
Speaker 1: getting ready to jump in the ring. He looks like
Speaker 1: he's ready to do a match. He's gonna do a match.
Speaker 2: Ah, Prony Chivani here, don't get too close to it,
Speaker 2: Mark Bike.
Speaker 1: Is he it like Britt Baker's fucking cookout or something like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Jesus Christ?
Speaker 2: You know all right, that's the you know what man,
Speaker 2: that's universe punishing him for man spreading. Ah, he should
Speaker 2: he should be more polite about the people. No, he's
Speaker 2: an old Why.
Speaker 1: Awful. Well, let's get ready, let's get ready to wrap
Speaker 1: it up. Much loved everybody showing up live on this Wednesday.
Speaker 1: We'll be here tomorrow to do more of that new
Speaker 1: LFG show up with LuFisto and Jeff Flipman on the
Speaker 1: main feed. Uh, as well as we're gonna cover or
Speaker 1: some some ship for tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: I know we didn't talk about a couple of stories.
Speaker 1: Not too much broke. I know we can talk about
Speaker 1: the bribella thing a little bit. We talked about that
Speaker 1: actually at Summer Slam, which is kind of funny too.
Speaker 2: But well, you know what I've had. I've had it
Speaker 2: with this strong style, tough guy Fallon Henley. Yeah, listen here,
Speaker 2: Fallon Henley. This isn't all japan pro wrestling, all right.
Speaker 2: Can't be beaten bitches up with your strong style wizardry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: someone's gotta someone's got to make a fucking a compilation
Speaker 2: of her to the old like Japanese fucking fine music. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure, a Firin Henry. Hey, all right, see everybody tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You're the