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<v Speaker 1>On one Linchintaco on Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R. This has brought you by the

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<v Speaker 1>offshore fiasco, which we can officially tell you about now Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>August twenty third, out of Port Canaveral, the annual fishing

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<v Speaker 1>excursion with us and you if you want to sign up,

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<v Speaker 1>sign ups will open up seven am Tuesday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Now keep in mind that's the day after Memorial Day,

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<v Speaker 3>So whatever you do, remember to sign up because if

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<v Speaker 3>he lives here for a while, you know how it goes.

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<v Speaker 3>That trip sells out fast as hell. We'd like to

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<v Speaker 3>have a bigger boat, but it's not possible.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, first come, first serve, and we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>give you as much advanced morning as possible. Here again,

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<v Speaker 1>the date for the event itself is Saturday, August twenty third.

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<v Speaker 3>The uh ticket on sale is Tuesday at seven am.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven in the morning, So once the gone, they're gone,

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<v Speaker 1>and your one price includes everything you need for the day,

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<v Speaker 1>including unlimited beer.

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<v Speaker 3>And and when I when I say a bigger boat,

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<v Speaker 3>trust me, the Orlando Princess is plenty big.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just it'd be great if we could go up

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<v Speaker 3>fishing on a cruise ship with all of you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's the next step. I've been working on. Pat okay,

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<v Speaker 2>cruise let me know how that goes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it really hasn't moved out of my lips, pasted,

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<v Speaker 3>it passed going out of my lips and just going

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<v Speaker 3>still in its developmental stages.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's really not developing. Gotcha. Gotcha.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, while we're on the subject, you're drinking cold beer.

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<v Speaker 1>This is interesting. So the dude who fell from the

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<v Speaker 1>outfield stands during the Pirates game. Yeah, Kevin Markwood fell

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one feet from the right field bleachers to the

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<v Speaker 1>field and was seriously injured. His buddy, who went to

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<v Speaker 1>the game with him, Ethan Kirkwood, has now been charged.

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<v Speaker 1>He did he push him? No, Ethan's twenty one. Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>who fell is twenty. Ethan was buying cold beers two

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<v Speaker 1>at a time, twenty four ouncers and handing them to Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>They documented on video to two times this happened, and

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<v Speaker 1>possibly a third big.

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<v Speaker 2>Deal the twenty This is why I brought it up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, come on, the drinking age used to be

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen years old. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just I'm sorry. I don't think you need to

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<v Speaker 3>be charging him for the other guy. The other guy

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<v Speaker 3>kind of dorked it, didn't He almost dive.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he got excited, jumped up, came down in the rail.

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<v Speaker 1>Heil the rail hit right in his midsection and that

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<v Speaker 1>was enough to take his forward momentum ass over tea

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<v Speaker 1>kettle down onto the field.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my fear.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I don't get close to the edge of things,

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<v Speaker 3>just because I get dizzy with the head stuff right well,

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<v Speaker 3>And so if you're ever wondering why I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>walked the other way, I'm like, oh, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>next to that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to fall. So that's a BS charge

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<v Speaker 2>if you ask me. I don't even know if they

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<v Speaker 2>needed to go there. I seriously brought it up.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy asked to feel so guilty, and not even

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<v Speaker 3>guilty about the beer, is just guilty that he was

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<v Speaker 3>with him and his one of his best buds fell

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<v Speaker 3>like that and having to watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so interesting situation In a courtroom in Colorado this week,

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<v Speaker 1>One Michael Blair was there to account for the charges

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<v Speaker 1>of the fentanyl pills that were in his possession and

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<v Speaker 1>found in a bag in the wall of his bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>three thousand fentanyl pills.

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<v Speaker 2>Charged the hell out up. Oh, he was charging.

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<v Speaker 1>He was in court and the judge asked him to

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<v Speaker 1>do explain himself.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you say that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But what I'm saying is give him a huge charge

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<v Speaker 3>and a lot of time because that fentanyl is killing

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<v Speaker 3>people like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is where Michael Blair's excuse came in. He wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, I'm not. You know here, those were for

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<v Speaker 1>personal use. Well, to judge, the three thousand fentanyl pills

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<v Speaker 1>that were in a bag in his bathroom in the

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<v Speaker 1>wall were for personal use.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he was going to put it on the

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<v Speaker 2>construction workers.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's the people that built my house, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like when you find the old can of beer where

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<v Speaker 3>they're some person that was up in your attic doing

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<v Speaker 3>the trusses or whatever that was drinking beers, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>having beers for lunch and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I'll just throw these up here.

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<v Speaker 3>They won't find him, they won't figure it out and

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<v Speaker 3>tied to me. How do you think the judge reacted.

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<v Speaker 3>He probably just slammed the guy with something. He said,

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<v Speaker 3>nice try six years, good, beautiful, Thank you all right. Look,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll admit when I might have got a little ahead

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<v Speaker 3>of myself, and I may have in my over enthusiasm

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<v Speaker 3>about a headline of the week, I think on Tuesday, well,

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<v Speaker 3>that headline of the week was what someone called headline

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<v Speaker 3>of the year. So you're okay for overreacting?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to do? You have?

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<v Speaker 3>It's going right? Hold on, it's on a delay. I

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<v Speaker 3>got too many Hello, hell, let's go?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you want me to go? I thought we were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna flash back to Okay, here we go with late entry.

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<v Speaker 1>Here man with cough diagnosed with parrot chlamydia after breathing

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<v Speaker 1>in chicken poo.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>You see where I'm coming from on this right? It

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<v Speaker 1>does it?

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<v Speaker 2>Does it?

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<v Speaker 1>One up the one from earlier in the week. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a compare and contrast here? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to.

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<v Speaker 3>The one from earlier in the week was Romantic Rivals. Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>romantic rivals body. I can't remoan writing, dude, God don'g oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Man plotted to feed his romantic rival's body

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<v Speaker 3>to pigs with help from Anne one thousand dollars and

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<v Speaker 3>a good bottle of bourbon.

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<v Speaker 1>Now give me the other, one man with cough diagnosed

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<v Speaker 1>with parrot chlamydia after breathing in chicken pooh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. This I don't see. This is a dilement.

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<v Speaker 1>That's truly Now we're not voting today because there could

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<v Speaker 1>well be another in the way if this is president

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<v Speaker 1>that there could be another one brought to the table

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow on the final show of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>I highly doubt it would be either of those because

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<v Speaker 3>with those two, I'm gonna tie.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you enamored with curious about what parrot chlamydia is? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it comes from chicken poo, so that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a flu like illness caused by contact with infected

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<v Speaker 1>birds that can leave people suffering with severe pneumonia or

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<v Speaker 1>brain and heart inflammation. It's bird flu. What this guy

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<v Speaker 1>was diagnosed with it, I can't even pronounce the word that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nicknamed perrot chlamydia. He was inhaling chicken poop, the

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<v Speaker 1>fumes from a chicken coop, which I actually you in

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<v Speaker 1>health films from a chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>This took me back to a horrific memory that I

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<v Speaker 1>have from when I was in college. Freshman year in college,

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<v Speaker 1>one of my professors who was super cool. She was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my speech teachers.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I may have had the same one. No, this

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<v Speaker 2>was in West Pond Beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she was super cool and we got me and

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<v Speaker 1>a couple buddies got you know, like to the point

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<v Speaker 1>where we'd have beers, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just cool. Yeah, And she Hey, do you

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<v Speaker 1>guys want to make some extra money? My dad has

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<v Speaker 1>a farm in Jupiter and he wants to get this

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<v Speaker 1>collection of old books of his moved out of this

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<v Speaker 1>storage space he has into a better He was storing

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<v Speaker 1>all these old books in a chicken coop and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>let me put you this way. You heat the heat

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<v Speaker 1>and humidity of a chicken coop in South Florida during

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<v Speaker 1>the summer had more than destroyed these books, which were

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<v Speaker 1>basically just piles of mush and pulp, and inside this

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<v Speaker 1>nasty chicken coop that it was an odor like I

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<v Speaker 1>had never ever experienced in my life. It's exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>they're describing here. So that could be where I got

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<v Speaker 1>the brain damage early on in life.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's why you have the pot rose head, because

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<v Speaker 3>you have brain inflammation. It's inflammation could be, could be.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm concerned. We need to send you to my doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>This is uh, I'm sure it's well without outside the

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<v Speaker 1>statute of limitations here where I could actually do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you wouldn't sue the teacher you had it was

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<v Speaker 3>cool enough to have beers with you. Well, she was

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<v Speaker 3>teaing you guys up for some you know, college hijinks

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<v Speaker 3>like all of you know, middle school teachers are doing now,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, then all the first she might.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she might have had it for the other team.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yeah, I'm surprised she didn't get a group of

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<v Speaker 3>her friends to go do the chicken coop.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey. Look, I'm seeing you with the ball and ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I bet you could pick up about five books

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<v Speaker 3>at once.

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<v Speaker 1>I just remember me and my buddy Bill, where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>why would anyone store books in this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? This is why does this guy even want these?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like destroying.

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<v Speaker 1>There's chicken crap between the pages and urine and oh god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>Got this disease, pat asked. Somebody said, boy, she hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Well this wasn't bad, eh, And look, man, fifty bucks

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<v Speaker 1>is fifty bucks?

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