Speaker 1: On one Linchintaco on Orlando's rock station one oh one
Speaker 1: one w jr R. This has brought you by the
Speaker 1: offshore fiasco, which we can officially tell you about now Saturday,
Speaker 1: August twenty third, out of Port Canaveral, the annual fishing
Speaker 1: excursion with us and you if you want to sign up,
Speaker 1: sign ups will open up seven am Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now keep in mind that's the day after Memorial Day,
Speaker 3: So whatever you do, remember to sign up because if
Speaker 3: he lives here for a while, you know how it goes.
Speaker 3: That trip sells out fast as hell. We'd like to
Speaker 3: have a bigger boat, but it's not possible.
Speaker 1: So yeah, first come, first serve, and we're trying to
Speaker 1: give you as much advanced morning as possible. Here again,
Speaker 1: the date for the event itself is Saturday, August twenty third.
Speaker 3: The uh ticket on sale is Tuesday at seven am.
Speaker 1: Seven in the morning, So once the gone, they're gone,
Speaker 1: and your one price includes everything you need for the day,
Speaker 1: including unlimited beer.
Speaker 3: And and when I when I say a bigger boat,
Speaker 3: trust me, the Orlando Princess is plenty big.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's just it'd be great if we could go up
Speaker 3: fishing on a cruise ship with all of you.
Speaker 2: That's that's the next step. I've been working on. Pat okay,
Speaker 2: cruise let me know how that goes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really hasn't moved out of my lips, pasted,
Speaker 3: it passed going out of my lips and just going
Speaker 3: still in its developmental stages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's really not developing. Gotcha. Gotcha.
Speaker 1: Okay, while we're on the subject, you're drinking cold beer.
Speaker 1: This is interesting. So the dude who fell from the
Speaker 1: outfield stands during the Pirates game. Yeah, Kevin Markwood fell
Speaker 1: twenty one feet from the right field bleachers to the
Speaker 1: field and was seriously injured. His buddy, who went to
Speaker 1: the game with him, Ethan Kirkwood, has now been charged.
Speaker 1: He did he push him? No, Ethan's twenty one. Kevin
Speaker 1: who fell is twenty. Ethan was buying cold beers two
Speaker 1: at a time, twenty four ouncers and handing them to Kevin.
Speaker 1: They documented on video to two times this happened, and
Speaker 1: possibly a third big.
Speaker 2: Deal the twenty This is why I brought it up.
Speaker 2: It's like, come on, the drinking age used to be
Speaker 2: eighteen years old. I know.
Speaker 3: That's just I'm sorry. I don't think you need to
Speaker 3: be charging him for the other guy. The other guy
Speaker 3: kind of dorked it, didn't He almost dive.
Speaker 1: Well, he got excited, jumped up, came down in the rail.
Speaker 1: Heil the rail hit right in his midsection and that
Speaker 1: was enough to take his forward momentum ass over tea
Speaker 1: kettle down onto the field.
Speaker 2: That's my fear.
Speaker 3: That's why I don't get close to the edge of things,
Speaker 3: just because I get dizzy with the head stuff right well,
Speaker 3: And so if you're ever wondering why I kind of
Speaker 3: walked the other way, I'm like, oh, I'm not going
Speaker 3: next to that.
Speaker 2: I don't want to fall. So that's a BS charge
Speaker 2: if you ask me. I don't even know if they
Speaker 2: needed to go there. I seriously brought it up.
Speaker 3: The guy asked to feel so guilty, and not even
Speaker 3: guilty about the beer, is just guilty that he was
Speaker 3: with him and his one of his best buds fell
Speaker 3: like that and having to watch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so interesting situation In a courtroom in Colorado this week,
Speaker 1: One Michael Blair was there to account for the charges
Speaker 1: of the fentanyl pills that were in his possession and
Speaker 1: found in a bag in the wall of his bathroom,
Speaker 1: three thousand fentanyl pills.
Speaker 2: Charged the hell out up. Oh, he was charging.
Speaker 1: He was in court and the judge asked him to
Speaker 1: do explain himself.
Speaker 2: I heard you say that whole thing.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is give him a huge charge
Speaker 3: and a lot of time because that fentanyl is killing
Speaker 3: people like.
Speaker 1: Well, this is where Michael Blair's excuse came in. He wasn't,
Speaker 1: he said, I'm not. You know here, those were for
Speaker 1: personal use. Well, to judge, the three thousand fentanyl pills
Speaker 1: that were in a bag in his bathroom in the
Speaker 1: wall were for personal use.
Speaker 2: I thought he was going to put it on the
Speaker 2: construction workers.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the people that built my house, you know,
Speaker 3: like when you find the old can of beer where
Speaker 3: they're some person that was up in your attic doing
Speaker 3: the trusses or whatever that was drinking beers, you know,
Speaker 3: having beers for lunch and.
Speaker 2: Just I'll just throw these up here.
Speaker 3: They won't find him, they won't figure it out and
Speaker 3: tied to me. How do you think the judge reacted.
Speaker 3: He probably just slammed the guy with something. He said,
Speaker 3: nice try six years, good, beautiful, Thank you all right. Look,
Speaker 3: I'll admit when I might have got a little ahead
Speaker 3: of myself, and I may have in my over enthusiasm
Speaker 3: about a headline of the week, I think on Tuesday, well,
Speaker 3: that headline of the week was what someone called headline
Speaker 3: of the year. So you're okay for overreacting?
Speaker 1: Do you want to do? You have?
Speaker 3: It's going right? Hold on, it's on a delay. I
Speaker 3: got too many Hello, hell, let's go?
Speaker 1: Oh you want me to go? I thought we were
Speaker 1: gonna flash back to Okay, here we go with late entry.
Speaker 1: Here man with cough diagnosed with parrot chlamydia after breathing
Speaker 1: in chicken poo.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You see where I'm coming from on this right? It
Speaker 1: does it?
Speaker 2: Does it?
Speaker 1: One up the one from earlier in the week. Do
Speaker 1: you want to do a compare and contrast here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would love to.
Speaker 3: The one from earlier in the week was Romantic Rivals. Wait,
Speaker 3: romantic rivals body. I can't remoan writing, dude, God don'g oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Man plotted to feed his romantic rival's body
Speaker 3: to pigs with help from Anne one thousand dollars and
Speaker 3: a good bottle of bourbon.
Speaker 1: Now give me the other, one man with cough diagnosed
Speaker 1: with parrot chlamydia after breathing in chicken pooh.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. This I don't see. This is a dilement.
Speaker 1: That's truly Now we're not voting today because there could
Speaker 1: well be another in the way if this is president
Speaker 1: that there could be another one brought to the table
Speaker 1: tomorrow on the final show of the week.
Speaker 3: I highly doubt it would be either of those because
Speaker 3: with those two, I'm gonna tie.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are you enamored with curious about what parrot chlamydia is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it comes from chicken poo, so that's weird.
Speaker 1: It's a flu like illness caused by contact with infected
Speaker 1: birds that can leave people suffering with severe pneumonia or
Speaker 1: brain and heart inflammation. It's bird flu. What this guy
Speaker 1: was diagnosed with it, I can't even pronounce the word that.
Speaker 1: It's nicknamed perrot chlamydia. He was inhaling chicken poop, the
Speaker 1: fumes from a chicken coop, which I actually you in
Speaker 1: health films from a chicken.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: This took me back to a horrific memory that I
Speaker 1: have from when I was in college. Freshman year in college,
Speaker 1: one of my professors who was super cool. She was awesome.
Speaker 1: One of my speech teachers.
Speaker 2: Okay, I may have had the same one. No, this
Speaker 2: was in West Pond Beach.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was super cool and we got me and
Speaker 1: a couple buddies got you know, like to the point
Speaker 1: where we'd have beers, you.
Speaker 2: Know with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just cool. Yeah, And she Hey, do you
Speaker 1: guys want to make some extra money? My dad has
Speaker 1: a farm in Jupiter and he wants to get this
Speaker 1: collection of old books of his moved out of this
Speaker 1: storage space he has into a better He was storing
Speaker 1: all these old books in a chicken coop and uh,
Speaker 1: let me put you this way. You heat the heat
Speaker 1: and humidity of a chicken coop in South Florida during
Speaker 1: the summer had more than destroyed these books, which were
Speaker 1: basically just piles of mush and pulp, and inside this
Speaker 1: nasty chicken coop that it was an odor like I
Speaker 1: had never ever experienced in my life. It's exactly what
Speaker 1: they're describing here. So that could be where I got
Speaker 1: the brain damage early on in life.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why you have the pot rose head, because
Speaker 3: you have brain inflammation. It's inflammation could be, could be.
Speaker 3: I'm concerned. We need to send you to my doctor.
Speaker 1: This is uh, I'm sure it's well without outside the
Speaker 1: statute of limitations here where I could actually do anything.
Speaker 3: Well, you wouldn't sue the teacher you had it was
Speaker 3: cool enough to have beers with you. Well, she was
Speaker 3: teaing you guys up for some you know, college hijinks
Speaker 3: like all of you know, middle school teachers are doing now,
Speaker 3: you know, then all the first she might.
Speaker 2: I think she might have had it for the other team.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I'm surprised she didn't get a group of
Speaker 3: her friends to go do the chicken coop.
Speaker 2: Hey. Look, I'm seeing you with the ball and ball.
Speaker 3: Hey, I bet you could pick up about five books
Speaker 3: at once.
Speaker 1: I just remember me and my buddy Bill, where you're like,
Speaker 1: why would anyone store books in this thing?
Speaker 2: Man? This is why does this guy even want these?
Speaker 2: They're like destroying.
Speaker 1: There's chicken crap between the pages and urine and oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: you definitely.
Speaker 2: Got this disease, pat asked. Somebody said, boy, she hot.
Speaker 1: Well this wasn't bad, eh, And look, man, fifty bucks
Speaker 1: is fifty bucks?
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