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<v Speaker 1>This is a podcast from woor.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show

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<v Speaker 2>on a.

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<v Speaker 3>Wednesday, on a Thanksgiving Eve.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have so much to get into this Elon

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<v Speaker 2>Vivek Department of Government Efficiency. There's some stinky gopers involved

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<v Speaker 2>in this whole thing. We'll discuss that. People have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot to say about Thanksgiving that'll probably have to be

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<v Speaker 2>talked about this hour. Some we have well, people were

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<v Speaker 2>angry with Utah, I don't understand why? Oh that and

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<v Speaker 2>so much more coming up this hour on the world

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<v Speaker 2>famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin here doctor

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse Iowa resident here that would love the primary my

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<v Speaker 2>entire delegation. Jony Ernst was just tapped to help Elon

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<v Speaker 2>and Vivek with Doge. Is it even possible to primary her?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? So here is This is the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>We are going to have and it's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a source of frustration for you and me. But we

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<v Speaker 2>also have to understand this. We want the system cleaned out.

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<v Speaker 2>We want the bad guys to lose. We want them

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<v Speaker 2>to be fired. This includes losers and the GOP. We

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<v Speaker 2>want them primary want. We want the system cleaned out.

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<v Speaker 2>We want good people to replace them because we care

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<v Speaker 2>about our country, and that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>All those things are.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, but it takes time to do it, and working

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<v Speaker 2>within the system makes it very, very difficult to clean

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<v Speaker 2>the system. I this Department of Government Efficiency. I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and lay it out there. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna spend a lot of time on this because I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like talking about it. I love the idea of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that Elon and Vivek are doing it. I

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<v Speaker 2>love that they're talking about cutting this and cutting that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I saw the list. I don't have it

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me, but then I saw the list

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<v Speaker 2>of the gopeers who are going to be helping them

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<v Speaker 2>do it. And it's John Cornyn, it's Jony Ernst. And

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<v Speaker 2>if I was part of the swamp, part of the system,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wanted to ensure that no significant parts of

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<v Speaker 2>the system are going to face any opposition, I would

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<v Speaker 2>do exactly what they've done. I would take some gop

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<v Speaker 2>rhinos and I would throw them on this DOGE commission

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<v Speaker 2>because they're gonna get in there and they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>really dig into it. Except they're not. What they'll do

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<v Speaker 2>is what the people like Joni Ernst and John Cornyn.

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<v Speaker 2>What they will do is they will act as if

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing something, but without ever actually doing anything significant.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when I was a kid, you know how,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't eat vegetables. I refuse to eat vegetables unless

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<v Speaker 2>it's an onion or something that's delicious. But I don't

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<v Speaker 2>eat vegetables. And so when I was a kid, I

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<v Speaker 2>used to think I was really, really slick. My parents

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<v Speaker 2>would always of course, in my house, you had to

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<v Speaker 2>eat whatever was prepared. You sit down and you're not

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to get up to it's done. So I'd sit

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<v Speaker 2>down and there'd be something disgusting on the plate, like

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<v Speaker 2>turkey or lima beans or something like that or both,

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<v Speaker 2>and I would push things around the plate instead of

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<v Speaker 2>leaving the big pile of lima beans right where they were.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't eat any, of course, but I would move

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<v Speaker 2>some over here, and move some over there. Let's just

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of this big pile. I haven't actually done

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<v Speaker 2>anything significant, but from the outside looking at for someone

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<v Speaker 2>looking over at my plate, it might appear that I've

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<v Speaker 2>done some damage to those lime of beans. Granted I

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<v Speaker 2>had ten before, I still.

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<v Speaker 3>Have ten, but the ten are different places.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the exact kind of thing that the John

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<v Speaker 2>Cornyn and Jony Erth's Ernst types are going to do

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<v Speaker 2>with the Department of Government efficiency. They'll get in and

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<v Speaker 2>you watch you just watch Chris write this down. You

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<v Speaker 2>watch the losers and the GOP senate who are getting

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<v Speaker 2>involved in this. They're gonna start publicly bragging about the

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<v Speaker 2>cuts they're making, and they'll find the most absurd things

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<v Speaker 2>which we shouldn't be funding. Of course, you know, we're

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<v Speaker 2>funding turtles with mental disabilities in the Caribbean. Like that's

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<v Speaker 2>the kind of crazy crap the government funds. They'll find

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<v Speaker 2>these ridiculous things. Jony ern still find these things and

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<v Speaker 2>then she'll put it out there all over social media.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at what I've cut.

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<v Speaker 2>We're no longer funding these moronic turtles.

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<v Speaker 3>I am cutting things.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an hotter to be part of Trump's government, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're cutting the government.

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<v Speaker 3>Only when you dig into it, it'll be.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty thousand dollars. Not that fifty thousand dollars is nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's significant. But you'll notice they're not going to actually

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<v Speaker 2>cut anything that's really really crushing us. That stuff is

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<v Speaker 2>what they're there to protect.

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<v Speaker 3>You see, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a lot of concerns. I think they're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>sit down at that plate full of lime of beans

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<v Speaker 2>and they're gonna push it all over the plate, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they're gonna brag to you and me if I

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<v Speaker 2>look at the great work we've done. I saw that

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<v Speaker 2>list of names that's going to be on the Doge Council,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just honestly almost poored a whiskey. Dear Papa Cream,

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<v Speaker 2>stop calling me that I said that nickname one time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I should not have said that. You recently mentioned your

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<v Speaker 2>stance on stop nutting the dessert. As a person experiencing

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<v Speaker 2>a tree nut allergy, I appreciate you speaking out against

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<v Speaker 2>big nuts. I'm sure you firmly stand behind your comments.

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<v Speaker 2>I call on you to lead by example and share

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<v Speaker 2>your recommendations for the best desserts. World famous author leading

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<v Speaker 2>the charge, we can finally begin the noble work of

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<v Speaker 2>busting big nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for all you do.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Greg. Yes, nuts do not belong in dessert.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop sprinkling nuts on my pudding, stop putting nuts in

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<v Speaker 2>my brownies. And pecan pie is the exception to this,

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<v Speaker 2>So don't email me about pecan pie. Pecan pie is

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<v Speaker 2>the exception to this. Stop putting your nuts in dessert.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop. I love nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mister nut right. They don't belong to dessert. That's

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<v Speaker 2>one two the best dessert's ever. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite one that Ob makes is. Well, she makes

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<v Speaker 2>a couple that are really good. You know of you've

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<v Speaker 2>had oatmeal cream pies, Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies before.

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<v Speaker 2>Ob she makes them homemade from scratch, homemade oatmeal cream pies.

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<v Speaker 2>When we have any kind of a big party, a

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<v Speaker 2>big Christmas po already, a big whatever, one of those

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<v Speaker 2>things where everyone brings a dish, she will bring the

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<v Speaker 2>oatmeal cream pie at cream pies. And now it is

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<v Speaker 2>known in the neighborhood. Her omeal cream pies are famous everyone,

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<v Speaker 2>kids and adults alike. They will descend on whatever tupperware

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<v Speaker 2>she brings like a pack of wolves, and in two

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<v Speaker 2>minutes it's the first thing gone. Every time they will

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<v Speaker 2>wipe out the oatmeal cream pies. I have gotten to

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<v Speaker 2>the point where I demand that she sets aside two

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<v Speaker 2>or three for me to keep them back to the house,

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<v Speaker 2>because I won't get.

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<v Speaker 3>One at the party.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't get one homemade oatmeal cream pies are amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>She makes homemade banana pudding. Everyone listening in Georgia right

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<v Speaker 2>now is gonna appreciate that, because Georgia has the best

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<v Speaker 2>banana pudding I've ever had in my life. But homemade

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<v Speaker 2>banana pudding that is dynamite, but the best thing in

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<v Speaker 2>the world that she makes. It's a berry cobbler barry cobbler,

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<v Speaker 2>only instead of the normal pie crust on top of it,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a sugar cookie crust.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's a crust.

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<v Speaker 2>It just looks like a pie crust, but it's a

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<v Speaker 2>little crunchier and it's got some sugar crystals in it.

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<v Speaker 2>She makes that with homemade vanilla ice cream, and she

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<v Speaker 2>pulls the cob out of the oven, and she's always like,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta wait, you're gonna bring your math again. But

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<v Speaker 2>I can never wait. So I go and I scoop

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<v Speaker 2>a couple things in and it's just liquid hot magma

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<v Speaker 2>at this point. But then I take the homemade vanilla

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream and I start dumping that on there and

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<v Speaker 2>it starts melting in. Oh my gosh, it's the best thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gosh, it's the best thing I've ever had in

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<v Speaker 2>my life. Dear turkey hating Oracle, you've gone total g

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<v Speaker 2>hot after turkey dinner. I'm gonna get in to think

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<v Speaker 2>you have gone coming on us. You're trying to single

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<v Speaker 2>handedly destroy a great American tradition like the commedis are

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<v Speaker 2>destroying everything else American. You've become just like the trannies

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<v Speaker 2>who are forcing their garbage down our throats. What traditional

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<v Speaker 2>holiday will you try to destroy next? Her name is Colleen. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to destroy Thanksgiving. I'm trying to help

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<v Speaker 2>your Thanksgiving. I'm trying to aid your Thanksgiving. You see,

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<v Speaker 2>you said you can improve on things that's allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Sergeant Grease he here, retired law enforcement. Call him

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<v Speaker 1>with an update and a question. Update is you had

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<v Speaker 1>some advice about meeting the brand new boyfriend of my daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not follow your advice. I decided to go

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<v Speaker 1>very easy on this guy and see if he'd fall

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<v Speaker 1>for it. He did not. He was the appropriate amount

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<v Speaker 1>of suck up without being obnoxious, and he brought me

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<v Speaker 1>a bottle of my favorite sketch. So far, so good.

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<v Speaker 1>But my question is I was in the Navy. There

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<v Speaker 1>were some really stupid guys. I worked with that thought

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<v Speaker 1>they could get out of the Navy by breaking each

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<v Speaker 1>other's legs. And their plan was, you break my leg

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<v Speaker 1>and then afterwards I'll break your leg with this angle iron.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the dumbest thing you ever saw one of your

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<v Speaker 1>fellow marines do to try and get out of work

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<v Speaker 1>or try to get out of the service.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, oh boy, do I have one for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got one of those for you. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that story in just a moment. Before I tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that story, let me tell you about preborn. Let's do something.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do something good before we screw off for a

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<v Speaker 2>couple minutes. Let's save a baby's life. Holiday season not

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<v Speaker 2>holiday season. The babies are still in danger, they are

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<v Speaker 2>still killed at a staggering rate in this country. Preborn,

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<v Speaker 2>they save lives. They give these young mothers free ultrasounds.

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<v Speaker 2>That young lady again, you're the hyperinformed. That young lady.

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<v Speaker 2>She's young, maybe dumb, scared, doesn't know what to do. Parents, boyfriend, Tony,

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<v Speaker 2>just kill it, just kill it, just get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's out. They're looking for an abortion clinic as

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<v Speaker 2>we speak. This is happening. Preborn is gonna find her

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<v Speaker 2>and They're gonna give her an ultrasound for free, and

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<v Speaker 2>once she hears that heartbeat, she will choose life.

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<v Speaker 3>They almost all do. It's something from God.

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<v Speaker 2>Help Preborn do it. Twenty eight dollars buys the ultrasound.

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<v Speaker 2>But whatever you give to Preborne, you give as much

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<v Speaker 2>as you want or as little. If it's five dollars whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So if it's five grand, great, it's all tax deductible.

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<v Speaker 2>Save a life and deduct it from your taxes. How

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<v Speaker 2>amazing is that preborn dot com slash jesse. That's preborn

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<v Speaker 2>dot com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be back get the cure for rhino.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the Jesse Kelly Show a Wednesday. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>it's an ass doctor Jesse Wednesday. So the guy asked

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<v Speaker 2>a question in case you're just now joining us. He

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<v Speaker 2>was in the Navy, saw some dudes trying to break

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<v Speaker 2>each other's legs to get out of the Navy. Did

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<v Speaker 2>So every platoon, at least to my knowledge, every platoon

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<v Speaker 2>And there was one in my weapons platoon. I was

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly lazy, I don't think is really how I would

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<v Speaker 2>And then he's just dumb, amazingly dumb, dumber than you

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<v Speaker 2>No matter what we were doing, weapons wise or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and incapable of doing anything. Just a moron, and not

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<v Speaker 2>He was not like evil or something like that. Was

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<v Speaker 2>nine to eleven, I've been in for a year. Not

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<v Speaker 2>on Iraq. That's a reason they mobilized all these infratrue

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<v Speaker 2>We always trained hard in the infantry anyway, but they

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<v Speaker 2>we're getting ready to shove off. We know we're getting

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<v Speaker 2>ready to shove off. They gave us a pen of adrenaline.

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<v Speaker 2>told we were getting gassed. It turned out to be

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<v Speaker 2>a false alarm, but we had to pull out our

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<v Speaker 2>gas masks. Getting gassed was an extremely real threat for us.

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<v Speaker 2>We were always wearing our mop gear that's your gas

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<v Speaker 2>mask gear, you know, pants and jacket, things like that

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<v Speaker 2>to combat, which is understandable. I mean totally get not

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<v Speaker 2>wanting to go to combat, but you can't check it

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<v Speaker 2>out on your buddies. He didn't look at it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>He takes this pen. The pen was given to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry if I didn't clarify this. In case you get gassed.

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<v Speaker 3>You inject yourself with this pen.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll keep you alive through Eric can keep you alive,

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<v Speaker 2>depending on how bad the gassing is. This moron goes

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<v Speaker 2>down to the poor to John's one day, pulls out

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<v Speaker 2>his pen and sticks himself with it so he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to go to combat. Essentially tries to create a

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<v Speaker 3>And here's the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Part of the entire thing. He had something hard in

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<v Speaker 2>the outside of his leg, like cargo pants. He had

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<v Speaker 2>something in there. I forget what it was, a book

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<v Speaker 2>or there was something hard in there. He tries to

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<v Speaker 2>side of his leg. He fails to stab himself. All

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<v Speaker 2>he ends up doing is bending the needle tip of

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<v Speaker 2>the EpiPen thing, the adrenaline pen thing. All he got

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<v Speaker 2>was thrashed for the whole thing. He didn't get kicked out,

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't create a medical emergency. He did do push

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<v Speaker 2>ups until he vomited all over himself, and that's all

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<v Speaker 2>he got for the entire thing. Yes, I've seen some

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<v Speaker 2>very dumb people do some very very dumb things. So,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of which, somebody's angry with Utah. He's in Utah

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<v Speaker 2>and he's angry with Utah. To talk him off the

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<v Speaker 2>ledge in just a moment. Hang on is the Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly Show on a Wednesday, Reminding you you can email

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<v Speaker 2>the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Leave us

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<v Speaker 2>a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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<v Speaker 2>seven three. Let's get to them, shall we, Oracle, The

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<v Speaker 2>Mormons of Utah are far too trusting of any Mormon

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<v Speaker 2>Republican who runs for office. They will always just vote

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<v Speaker 2>for whichever Mormon has the more recognizable last name. It

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<v Speaker 2>blows me away. We end up with losers. Like Romney

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<v Speaker 2>or Romney, Curtis and Cox. That actually sounds like a

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<v Speaker 2>law firm. We're the most religious state in the freaking Union,

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<v Speaker 2>and our government clarified that he goes by he him.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you please rebuke us utahns. I don't think he

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<v Speaker 2>said that right on air, Love Your Show. My wife

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<v Speaker 2>hates it though, because she says it's exactly like listening

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<v Speaker 2>to me. His name is Marshall. Okay, I spend enough

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<v Speaker 2>time rebuking GOP primary voters in red states. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to single out Utah. But Utah is just as guilty, right,

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<v Speaker 2>the exact same thing we do in Texas and Dakota

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<v Speaker 3>Do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But let's talk about that because you made it kind

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<v Speaker 2>of about a Mormon thing, and that's that's obviously it's

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<v Speaker 2>somewhat fair. But let me explain everyone knows, not exactly

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<v Speaker 2>a mystery that Mormon is or LDS.

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<v Speaker 3>Utah is central casting for that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is where they settle down. That is the LDS

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<v Speaker 2>capital of the country. And it's very very powerful. The

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<v Speaker 2>Mormon Church is very powerful, very influential in the state

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<v Speaker 2>of Utah. And I've had a lot of people, including

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of LDS people email and complaining that that's

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<v Speaker 2>all they believe, or that's all that's the only seal

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<v Speaker 2>of approval they need. The second they feel like the

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<v Speaker 2>Mormon Church gives their thumbs up on somebody, then for

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of.

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<v Speaker 3>Them, they'll just go vote that way. Period.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna I'm not gonna dispute that, okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>I will say there is no ability in life, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>field you're in, politics, doesn't matter what it is, there

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<v Speaker 2>is no ability like relatability, none whatsoever. It is a

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<v Speaker 2>human nature thing. It's not unique to Utah or Mormons,

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<v Speaker 2>or Christians, or Jews, or Whites or Blacks or Mexicans,

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<v Speaker 2>or it is a universal thing across the globe, across

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<v Speaker 2>the span of time. People want they want to feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they know you. They want to feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>know them. You know why Donald Trump is so good

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<v Speaker 2>at retail politics? Retail politics? Why is he so good

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<v Speaker 2>at it? What makes him so good at it? Because

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<v Speaker 2>when Donald trum walks into McDonald's and orders a big

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<v Speaker 2>mac or whatever he orders for McDonald's, not only does

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<v Speaker 2>he do that because he genuinely likes McDonald's. You look

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<v Speaker 2>at this guy, this New York billionaire, always in a

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<v Speaker 2>suit and tie.

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<v Speaker 3>And you think he eats.

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<v Speaker 2>What I eat. I eat McDonald's Trump beats McDonald's UFC.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you watch UFC, maybe you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not obsessed with it, but I'm liking it more

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<v Speaker 2>and more and more. But Donald Trump goes to these fights.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes to these big fights. What other politician does that?

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe you can say I don't care about that,

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I understand, but hear me out. You tell blue

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<v Speaker 2>collar guy, UFC's bass is blue caller dudes. And I

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<v Speaker 2>know there are rich dudes who watch it and women

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<v Speaker 2>who watch it, but that's their main base is blue

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<v Speaker 2>collar dudes. When you walk into that one blue collar

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<v Speaker 2>guy's watching UFC, even if he's not political or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And he sees Donald Trump come and sit right by

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<v Speaker 2>the ring and be into it and cheer and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks at that and thinks, that guy knows me

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<v Speaker 2>at least a little bit. He likes what I like.

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<v Speaker 2>I like watching the fights. Donald Trump likes watching the fights,

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<v Speaker 2>and it feels real to him. He gets closer to

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<v Speaker 2>Trump in that moment. It's part of what doomed Dome

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<v Speaker 2>unless you're a blind, drunk wine mom on anti anxiety medication.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing about Dome that most normal people find relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>She comes off like a far left valley girl. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a very, very slim portion of the population. Back to Utah.

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<v Speaker 2>You say you're angry because the Mormons in Utah will

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<v Speaker 2>go out and vote for whoever they feel has the

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<v Speaker 2>approval of the Mormon Church. That's fair. It happens Christians

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<v Speaker 2>will do this exact same thing too. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>Chris will have to testify to this one. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>Jewish people do the exact same too, because they find

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<v Speaker 2>it relatable. It's an understand thing, but it is something

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<v Speaker 2>we all have to guard against. Think about this well.

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<v Speaker 2>To think about this, think for a moment of how

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<v Speaker 2>many Chris said, yes, you just do too. Think how

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<v Speaker 2>many black people were absolutely burned because they voted for

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<v Speaker 2>Barack Obama. Now there were a ton of black people.

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<v Speaker 2>He for an understandable reason. He just dominated the black vote.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the black voter in the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's you had never in his lifetime had a

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not black, that sounds ridiculous to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you.

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<v Speaker 2>Vote for some street communists just because of the color

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<v Speaker 3>And I have echoed those words. I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's crazy, But I still totally get it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you grew up black in this country and you've never, ever,

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<v Speaker 2>ever had the chance to vote one time for a

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<v Speaker 2>and let's say you're not heavily political, you don't really

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<v Speaker 2>care about policy or really understand it, You're just a

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<v Speaker 2>totally get why people would jump on that opportunity. Then,

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<v Speaker 2>but think about this, Think about what it did to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Barack Obama crushed the black community. The black community didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really revitalize until Donald Trump took over, deregulated the economy,

422
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<v Speaker 2>he stopped the flow of illegal immigration, record low black unemployment.

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<v Speaker 2>The black community got a huge boost from Donald Trump,

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<v Speaker 2>but voting based on relatability torched the black community.

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<v Speaker 3>In this country.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a lesson not for black people, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>lesson for all of us. It's a lesson for the Christians,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a lesson for the Mormons, the whites, the blacks,

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<v Speaker 2>the women. The lesson for all of us, be very

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<v Speaker 2>very careful voting based on the guy who talks like you,

431
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<v Speaker 2>walks like you, eats what you eat, enjoys what you do,

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<v Speaker 2>because oftentimes he's pretending, and oftentimes that's a wolf in

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<v Speaker 2>sheep's clothing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Selena Zito said something last night. She was talking about

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<v Speaker 2>why Bob Casey. In case you missed it, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a fascinating interview last night at a few of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Go download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. But she was

439
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<v Speaker 2>talking about why Bob Casey lost his Senate race in Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've heard this exact tale many times before when

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<v Speaker 2>an incumbent loses. She said, he stopped being seen out there.

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<v Speaker 2>And she mentioned, you know ribbon cutting ceremonies. Well, this

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<v Speaker 2>is what happens. Politicians stop caring about being relatable because

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<v Speaker 2>they've been in power so long they don't think they

445
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<v Speaker 2>have to anymore. But it tells you how they manipulate us,

446
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<v Speaker 2>doesn't it, Because when you are United States senator, you

447
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<v Speaker 2>do need to go to the new ribbon cutting ceremony.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a Veterans Day thing Yeah, you might want

449
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<v Speaker 2>to go spend it with your family. You know, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to make three different stops at different Veterans Day

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<v Speaker 2>events because you have to be seen at the Veterans

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<v Speaker 2>Day thing. You your entire life has to be about

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<v Speaker 2>pretending to care about things you probably don't care about.

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<v Speaker 2>Politicians lie all the time. That relatability thing has burned many, many,

455
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<v Speaker 2>many people clear back to Utah. Now we're stuck with

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<v Speaker 2>that scumbag Curtis. You know Curtis, new senator from Utah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know he was the rumors are he was the

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<v Speaker 2>one who torpedoed the Matt Gates nomination, the reason you're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to have Matt Gates as ag. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>lost Murkowski and Collins, but Curtis from Blood Red Utah said,

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<v Speaker 2>who I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Again. We've got to get past the relatability thing. All

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<v Speaker 3>of us do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very human nature thing. All right, let's talk

465
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<v Speaker 2>about moving to Montana. Somebody lost their temper having a

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<v Speaker 2>political conversation and needs some advice. We'll talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we talk about that, let's talk about chalk. I

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<v Speaker 2>love talking about chalk, except you know how I take

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<v Speaker 2>that choc lip powder every morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Every morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's this amazing powder that has all the vitamins and

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<v Speaker 2>minerals you need. And Ob she always makes us a

473
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<v Speaker 2>super food smoothie in the morning. I just kind of

474
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<v Speaker 2>been going barbarian because OB's been out of town till today.

475
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<v Speaker 2>I've just been mixing it up with water and chugging it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not bad. It's really not bad. Chris. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>that bad. Really, it's not. It doesn't matter. I feel good.

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<v Speaker 3>I just mix up some water.

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<v Speaker 2>Chug it.

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<v Speaker 3>Boom Attrician for the day.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they're having a huge Black Friday special for

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<v Speaker 2>Chalk all the natural herbal supplements, massive discount on subscriptions

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<v Speaker 2>during the month of November, plus a free fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 2>bonus product on your first delivery c hoq dot Com

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<v Speaker 2>promo code Jesse. Get some choc litpowder in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Start out every day with it. You'll feel so much better.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be back the CLI.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, and let's

489
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<v Speaker 2>dig back into these things. Somebody got in a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a tiff with family and friends. Hey, Jesse,

491
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<v Speaker 2>I'm in Arizona for the holiday. My parents and I

492
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<v Speaker 2>are sitting around the kitchen table eating lunch. The conversation

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00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.960
<v Speaker 2>turns of politics. I start by saying democrats are evil demons,

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<v Speaker 2>and my dad starts it on Trump. It ends with

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<v Speaker 2>both of us raising our voices and me shouting at

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<v Speaker 2>my dad to get your head out of your beep.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having trouble with being a pervasive or person persuasive

498
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<v Speaker 2>voice for truth. I have the facts in my head,

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<v Speaker 2>but when the yelling starts, I lose it. I get

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<v Speaker 2>so upset and I end up cursing and yelling. I

501
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<v Speaker 2>know that by doing so, I'm just working against the

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00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.880
<v Speaker 2>righteous cause. I've always been an introvert. I've always been

503
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:17.759
<v Speaker 2>to one to let the normies say what they want.

504
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:21.720
<v Speaker 2>Why quietly sit in the corner and roll my eyes. Though, now,

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<v Speaker 2>after being inspired by you to stand up and speak

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<v Speaker 2>truth and push back against the nonsense nonsense, I find

507
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<v Speaker 2>myself frothing and spitting like a madman. Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>any advice?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So, first, I'm glad you've chosen to speak up. For way,

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<v Speaker 2>way too long, we allow the communists to be the

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<v Speaker 2>aggressor and social situations, and that's really important that we remember.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really important that you don't let that happen. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not a small thing, because we have a social shame system.

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<v Speaker 2>Every culture does the social shame system, where people decide

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<v Speaker 2>what behaviors, what ideas are acceptable and unacceptable. And for

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<v Speaker 2>so long, because the communist was the only aggressor, we

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<v Speaker 2>rolled our eyes and muttered things under our breath, and

519
00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:15.920
<v Speaker 2>he's over there screaming and yelling about how much he

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<v Speaker 2>loves open borders. He was the one deciding what the

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<v Speaker 2>social shame system would be. It's the one who speaks

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<v Speaker 2>up who decides that. So you can't let him do

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<v Speaker 2>that anymore. Stop being quiet, Stop rolling your eyes. He

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<v Speaker 2>is the one who should be ashamed. He's the one

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<v Speaker 2>with evil, demonic views. He's the one wanting to flood

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<v Speaker 2>the country with murderers and rapists. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>be quiet. He should be quiet. However, when you argue

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<v Speaker 2>with communists, when you debate them, and I've done so many,

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<v Speaker 2>many many times before, it's really really critical for you

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<v Speaker 2>to keep calm for a couple different reasons. One, I've

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<v Speaker 2>done a lot of very terrible things in my life,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't want to call them mistakes. When I

533
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<v Speaker 2>call them mistakes. It makes it sound like I'm making

534
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<v Speaker 2>an excuse for terrible things I consciously did. And almost

535
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<v Speaker 2>every mistake I've ever made, every horrible thing I've done,

536
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<v Speaker 2>or a bad thing I've said, has come when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>either angry or drunk. Almost every single one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I could go down the list. I was mad, I

539
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<v Speaker 2>was drunk. I was mad, I was drunk, I was mad.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've learned in my forty three years, although I

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<v Speaker 2>certainly have not perfected this, that I should really avoid

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<v Speaker 2>both of those states, that I will do far fewer

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<v Speaker 2>bad things if I stay calm and I stay sober.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to be your priest. I'm just telling

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<v Speaker 2>you for me personally, that's what I've discovered.

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<v Speaker 3>About me in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not just that the Communists. Remember, but I

548
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<v Speaker 2>say something, get mad at me, You're probably gonna wonder

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<v Speaker 2>what happened to Jesse. He still is a flesh and

550
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<v Speaker 2>blood human being. He's just very, very lost. He's lost

551
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<v Speaker 2>for a variety of reasons. He has lost his mind.

552
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<v Speaker 2>He now pushes a really, really horrible, destructive religion, and

553
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<v Speaker 2>we want him to come home right. We don't want

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<v Speaker 2>him to be lost and you maybe you've got a

555
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<v Speaker 2>member of your family, maybe it's a daughter, a mom,

556
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<v Speaker 2>a dad. This guy's arguing with his dad and dad

557
00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:41.319
<v Speaker 2>is lost. Dad is gonna get mad, and you don't

558
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<v Speaker 2>have to sit there quietly. You can argue with dad.

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00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:46.720
<v Speaker 2>But when he loses his mind and he starts screaming

560
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:49.039
<v Speaker 2>and yelling and your daughter's yelling at you, you can

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<v Speaker 2>argue back, and you should argue back. But if you

562
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:55.359
<v Speaker 2>lose your temper, you're not going to bring him back.

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<v Speaker 2>You can logically shoot down and should shoot down the ridiculous,

564
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<v Speaker 2>demonic ideas while staying completely calm. I have found in

565
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<v Speaker 2>my personal life whenever I encounter a communist at a party, neighborhood, anywhere,

566
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<v Speaker 2>that this is an extremely effective way, if not convincing them,

567
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<v Speaker 2>at least getting them to shut up. I told you

568
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<v Speaker 2>about that one conversation I had. A dude was actually Canadian,

569
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<v Speaker 2>and he was this big commie and he loved to

570
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<v Speaker 2>run his freaking mouth. And the second he walked into

571
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<v Speaker 2>the party, he started running his mouth about politics, and

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<v Speaker 2>all my neighbors are getting giddy. They're like, oh, we

573
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<v Speaker 2>got to get him a Jesse, we gotta get in

574
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<v Speaker 2>a jesse. They're just giddy with excitement about watching me

575
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<v Speaker 2>go in on this guy. And he sat down and

576
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:44.160
<v Speaker 2>started arguing about gun confiscating, confiscation. I didn't want to argue,

577
00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:46.559
<v Speaker 2>but he decided he wanted to go all in on it.

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00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>And of course he started yelling and raising his voice

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<v Speaker 2>and losing his mind. And I just sat there the

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<v Speaker 2>entire time, and I wouldn't let him get off subject.

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<v Speaker 2>He tries to do that. It's a tactic. They try

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<v Speaker 2>to get you off subject. That's something that's stupid, not

583
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<v Speaker 2>like you would say. And if you let him get

584
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<v Speaker 2>to you, I'm not a Nazi. I get you just

585
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<v Speaker 2>lost the argument. Nope, nope, you're not gonna reframe the argument.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna get me off course. That would set

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<v Speaker 2>the Nazi stuff aside for a moment. You just said,

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<v Speaker 2>gun confiscated. Let's go back to what you said. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>stay a comp nope, stay on subject. No no, don't

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<v Speaker 2>no name coalp Nope, you're screaming and yelling. That's not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna you stay right there. By the time we were

592
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<v Speaker 2>done talking, I didn't turn him into some bloodthirsty right winger,

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<v Speaker 2>of course not. But by the time we were done talking,

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<v Speaker 2>he was so exasperated by the fact that I calmly

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<v Speaker 2>shot down every one of his moronic arguments that you

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of you could just see how deflated he was.

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<v Speaker 2>He just kind of shrugged his shoulders. The emotions, the

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<v Speaker 2>emotions they run off of. Oftentimes it's a tactic to

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00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:53.639
<v Speaker 2>throw you off and get you emotional. If he can

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<v Speaker 2>get you emotional, if he can get you screaming and yelling,

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<v Speaker 2>then he has you off topic. If you stay calm

602
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<v Speaker 2>and think, don't get offended, he's going to insult you.

603
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:10.239
<v Speaker 2>He's going to call you a name, your liberal aunt Peggy,

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<v Speaker 2>is going to insult your intelligence, your morality, your whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a tactic that is done on purpose. If

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<v Speaker 2>you let it get to you, you will not win

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<v Speaker 2>the argument. You may not lose, but you will not win.

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<v Speaker 2>When you allow them to get to your emotions, you

609
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<v Speaker 2>are allowing them to reframe the argument and move you

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<v Speaker 2>off of something. So when you're having an argument with

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<v Speaker 2>people and they tell you just want to close the

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<v Speaker 2>border because you're a racist nazi who reminds them of

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<v Speaker 2>Adolf Hitler, if you get offended and raise your voice,

614
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<v Speaker 2>you're going to lose. If you just ignore that and

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<v Speaker 2>brush it aside and stay on topic, you will win.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope that hell.

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<v Speaker 1>This has been a podcast from wor