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Speaker 2: bunch of Minnesotans talkin' sports, sippin' beer, sometimes making sense,
Speaker 2: and demonstrating the thoughts that kept them out of the
Speaker 2: really good schools. Everybody, please just take a breath and
Speaker 2: we'll begin with.
Speaker 3: So work check check one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're kind of what's been a while. It feels
Speaker 4: like it's been.
Speaker 3: A while, at least two weeks, but then just with
Speaker 3: scheduling and stuff and for everybody else, illnesses and snow man.
Speaker 5: Bruce was in Egypt that's already Bruce, He's like the
Speaker 5: f G again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like it's like my fable right there.
Speaker 3: You look so much like OV right.
Speaker 1: Now, I know it's let it go.
Speaker 6: I don't have to work inside the building anymore, so
Speaker 6: I don't have to be shavened.
Speaker 5: I was just feeling like Matt's missing a hat.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Usually you're right, and there's like ten thousand.
Speaker 3: Well he's talking to your cowboy hat feels here?
Speaker 4: I got, it just feels there.
Speaker 1: I got. We're back.
Speaker 4: I feel better.
Speaker 5: I find that soothing there. It's like comfort comforting.
Speaker 4: Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: It's a little too formal. Otherwise you're not gonna go
Speaker 1: in your your opening rant. You're not gonna hit us
Speaker 1: with the good morning, good after that happen, and this
Speaker 1: is code opening. We normally cold open and then we
Speaker 1: would do the.
Speaker 3: When you when you watch a TV show, does it
Speaker 3: start with the disclaimer or does it start with the
Speaker 3: opening credit?
Speaker 6: You know, I, honestly I must not be right watching
Speaker 6: the right ones because I don't remember any disclaimers on
Speaker 6: any of my television shows.
Speaker 4: Wow, to be like to be honest for about a
Speaker 4: month minute.
Speaker 3: Well you haven't heard the new I.
Speaker 1: Was one. I was the one that jumped and got
Speaker 1: away always started. That is true.
Speaker 4: I lost my screen, damn it. That that was good.
Speaker 1: That's probably about the only one that I watched and
Speaker 1: actually started with a well, and then the showtime and
Speaker 1: Cinemax stuff. When I was younger.
Speaker 4: What happened that?
Speaker 6: You know, there was a few channel mostly just letters,
Speaker 6: though with a brief description of what the letters meant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what you're going to do when it comes.
Speaker 1: Hopefully mom doesn't walk out there.
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 1: Got a different channel on a recall real quick.
Speaker 3: That's why you got to schedule your time, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I didn't do that.
Speaker 5: Cops was online for twenty years or something.
Speaker 1: They brought it back, Yeah, they brought it back on.
Speaker 1: Now they got like, well now they have like the cameras,
Speaker 1: they got like the uh the body cam footage.
Speaker 5: You know, those are all over a YouTube. There's there's
Speaker 5: been a series of these of the sovereign citizen. Have
Speaker 5: you seen those where the police pull over people and
Speaker 5: they say, I'm not subject to your juriorsy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm a sovereign citizen.
Speaker 6: I love that stuff. That's when you get the windows
Speaker 6: get busted out of the car. Oh, it's my favorite.
Speaker 6: The one I watched.
Speaker 1: The guy was like, you know what it was for,
Speaker 1: it was for bad tabs, and he just wouldn't listen
Speaker 1: to the cops at all.
Speaker 6: And then the Heather guys, like you could see him.
Speaker 6: He went put gloves on and he's kind of dancing
Speaker 6: in the background. He's like he's he's waiting because he's like,
Speaker 6: we're gonna break the window, you know. And it was
Speaker 6: like this had to have been a half an hour
Speaker 6: video I watched, And finally at the very end he
Speaker 6: was like, go ahead, and that guy just out of
Speaker 6: nowhere and smash that window and then drunk them out.
Speaker 1: Why did you break my window? We only asked you
Speaker 1: for like one hundred and fifty times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen I've seen them drag people through the
Speaker 5: window out the door, literally through the opening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they went unlock the door.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, they've told you like twelve times that's
Speaker 5: gonna happen.
Speaker 4: What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: That that's sort of got that one time they had
Speaker 1: to have ask that dude.
Speaker 3: And then they act like they didn't know what was
Speaker 3: coming right and what well.
Speaker 5: And then some of them, like they'll they'll they'll run
Speaker 5: the series and they'll go to court and they'll actually
Speaker 5: stand in front of the judge and say, I don't recognize.
Speaker 4: Your authority over me.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I don't consent to going to jail,
Speaker 5: Like I don't know where they think it's gonna get.
Speaker 1: I don't either, but I still went. I just want to.
Speaker 1: I mean I listened.
Speaker 3: Blow a hole in their entire logic. Okay, you go
Speaker 3: to Canada and you get in trouble there, guess what,
Speaker 3: You're going to go to jail there. Or you go
Speaker 3: to Mexico and you get in trouble, You're gonna go
Speaker 3: to jail there. It doesn't matter if you're a citizen
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 5: Well, and they also use their little little code phrases
Speaker 5: or like I'm not driving, I'm traveling. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't need a driver's license to traveling.
Speaker 6: Like where is that that would work? Where where there's
Speaker 6: one thing that I would actually work?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I know is if you made threes you for nineteen
Speaker 5: ninety nine for that, I'd want my money. If you
Speaker 5: took like a course online that told you this is
Speaker 5: what you could do and be okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm Joe Kramer here, and here's how you can
Speaker 6: get out of his ticket.
Speaker 4: Going to jail.
Speaker 5: Just say you don't consent at the.
Speaker 1: Very the very last page.
Speaker 6: It's like, if you get arrested, I will not be
Speaker 6: and you will get arrested.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are my favorites. I love that and that stuff.
Speaker 6: It's like, just just give your you know, most times
Speaker 6: it's for nothing, like a speeding ticket or something like that.
Speaker 3: If you would have just shut your mouth said yes, sir,
Speaker 3: you would have been done in five minutes.
Speaker 6: You're never gonna win. Like, I don't know, how do
Speaker 6: you expect to win that battle? You're never gonna win.
Speaker 5: I assume you want to be on YouTube, right, I
Speaker 5: don't know why else you would do that. You're going
Speaker 5: on YouTube?
Speaker 3: Well, and then just by perpetuating the situation further and further, No,
Speaker 3: you're probably gonna risk losing your job any future job prospects.
Speaker 3: You know, just there's other ramifications that could happen now
Speaker 3: because of this.
Speaker 6: Maybe they just really wanted to get taste and they
Speaker 6: just didn't really have to together before.
Speaker 4: No, I have have you, Yes, it's after a while.
Speaker 1: After a wait a minute, what do you mean, after
Speaker 1: a hot are you getting tased?
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear a book of Matthew? By
Speaker 4: the way, Brooksy is making me a line of for
Speaker 4: a Book of Matthew. Here's another episode of Book of Matthew.
Speaker 4: So in high school in South Dkota, I like.
Speaker 5: That Disclaire in South Dakota because different things happen there.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 3: Well, they just got internet.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we were running water probably ten years ago. So
Speaker 4: we're in Rapid City for a basketball tournament and we
Speaker 4: get stuck in this blizzard. So in our hotel room,
Speaker 4: one of our one of the kids, grabbed a taser
Speaker 4: from the mall, stole it obviously, and he's like, guys
Speaker 4: want to get tased? Sure, we're dumb. We're high school kids.
Speaker 3: So nothing's changed, correct.
Speaker 4: So we're all like tasing each other and somebody got
Speaker 4: tased like between the legs. They didn't even a dick
Speaker 4: or anything, but got my ball. You're like maybe a
Speaker 4: foot away from it. But anyways, uh so we start
Speaker 4: tasing each other and after a while, just a sound
Speaker 4: that gets you and we're fine.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna say this to you right now that
Speaker 6: the mall taser that you stolen is probably not charge.
Speaker 5: Correct, it was.
Speaker 3: My brother was going to school for law enforcement in hibbing,
Speaker 3: and as part of the courses, you actually do get
Speaker 3: tased during the tactical portion of your schooling. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: have to hold you so you don't like fall and
Speaker 3: hurt yourself.
Speaker 5: I just like to keep control of my bodily functions.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm going to stay on the right side.
Speaker 3: Of Yeah, I don't drink like I used to anymore
Speaker 3: in fear of getting tasted, keeping control of my.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, okay, yeah, I got you bodily, except.
Speaker 4: We're in your garage and just having a been a while.
Speaker 4: It has been a while for that. We should bring
Speaker 4: that back for the summer.
Speaker 6: And now I'm just like thinking, where does one steal
Speaker 6: a taser? At them all again?
Speaker 4: Gifts? Yeahs is probably to be honest, I don't really
Speaker 4: don't know. I didn't ask questions. I was like, all right.
Speaker 5: Based on what Bruce shared with us earlier about his
Speaker 5: current job situation, he is the most likely to get taste.
Speaker 1: I probably am. Yeah, dude, my boss be a video,
Speaker 1: but it's on the video. It's like, if you ever
Speaker 1: see anybody getting electrocuted, go ahead, and grab it, you know,
Speaker 1: a piece of wood, not anything that would be conducted
Speaker 1: through electricity, and go ahead and knock him off. You
Speaker 1: don't have to hit him in the face.
Speaker 3: And he's got like just a red spot, right it is,
Speaker 3: So you guys don't have the body hooks.
Speaker 5: That soot to save somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So my brother works for Minnesota Power and when they
Speaker 3: go to shut off like large transforms, yeah you have
Speaker 3: to like body hook.
Speaker 1: We're not working with live electricity right now, so I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I was doing it was dead.
Speaker 6: When I was doing floor covering a long time ago,
Speaker 6: they told us the whole house had no power. So
Speaker 6: we're going and like we had to work with like this,
Speaker 6: this the carpet seam. We had to do that with
Speaker 6: all our generators. Well, I was putting in the at
Speaker 6: the very end, I was putting in the byfold doors
Speaker 6: and there was like this cord hanging down and it
Speaker 6: was like hit my face, and I kind of just
Speaker 6: went like that just to kind of get it behind me,
Speaker 6: and as I did, it made contact with.
Speaker 1: My face and and I just yelled.
Speaker 6: And back in the day, me and my buddy Jim,
Speaker 6: he was guy to floor cover with He's like ah,
Speaker 6: and he kind of yelled back because that's what.
Speaker 1: We would do.
Speaker 3: He sounded like eminem.
Speaker 1: And then I didn't say anything.
Speaker 6: And he comes walking up there and I'm like sitting
Speaker 6: on the floor, like laid down.
Speaker 1: He's like, you, all right, this house has power. It's
Speaker 1: not dead.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: You gotta watch cars to Oh yeah, they sing. Well
Speaker 5: if if you are a coil pack, you'll know. You
Speaker 5: won't be confused.
Speaker 4: You will know.
Speaker 3: You're going to tighten or remove the battery and you
Speaker 3: slip and hit both terminals together.
Speaker 4: Done that. She was that show?
Speaker 5: Remember only shot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we only knew half of That's right. I've realized that.
Speaker 1: This is double fisting.
Speaker 7: TVs matter is scroll into.
Speaker 1: His paons, Scott's.
Speaker 7: Down on his business degrees. Dustin keeps the show rolling
Speaker 7: on with the bidgit anisode, talking spots and having funs.
Speaker 7: We take beer into shot bats, ripping.
Speaker 1: On each other. Yeah, beer belly spots is what we're called.
Speaker 7: The Sammy bras a spots.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good afternoon, good even, doesn't matter where you are,
Speaker 4: says beer Belly Sports compante from the Runway Lounge right
Speaker 4: here in I don't know south of them nary.
Speaker 3: Where's where's the runway lounge?
Speaker 4: Right here? Who? Oh yeah? Some old guy as I was.
Speaker 5: Like, I thought this was the tail drag or tavern.
Speaker 3: That's a good one too, all right, that one down Matt.
Speaker 3: Matt actually put something on Facebook? Was it last week?
Speaker 3: And it was like, oh, at the runway lounge? And
Speaker 3: some guys like I've never heard of that. Where's the
Speaker 3: runway lounge at.
Speaker 1: Matt's got start geting some stragglers here.
Speaker 5: Tell them a secret knock at two in the morning.
Speaker 5: I don't want that either. What's the password?
Speaker 4: Dogs are barking at something.
Speaker 1: See, that's that's our first customer.
Speaker 4: For it. We said, two am, yeah, two am, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's only eight or six. Relax. Oh I bet I
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Speaker 1: Oh the other dogs?
Speaker 3: Well Delaware, Bruce, what do you think of the new
Speaker 3: intro song?
Speaker 1: That was pretty good? I was here when I created it.
Speaker 1: Oh he did it off that app that I had?
Speaker 1: And who else do we have with us here today?
Speaker 3: So two Matt's immediate left is me, mister Scott Wilson.
Speaker 3: We got a uh an FNG. He's actually not FNG,
Speaker 3: it's Bruce. Bruce is back Finally, finally, Hey, how have
Speaker 3: you been Ben?
Speaker 1: Pretty goods?
Speaker 3: How's work going?
Speaker 1: It's going?
Speaker 3: And then we got our one of our favorite guests.
Speaker 3: He's the people's mayor. Also in order, it's the mayor
Speaker 3: of Amidge. Mister George Prince, welcome back.
Speaker 5: All right, thank you man. I get I get a
Speaker 5: welcome like this, I gotta come back more often. You're
Speaker 5: always welcome.
Speaker 1: I don't think the way that you did.
Speaker 5: I appreciate Bruce being here because it wasn't sure he
Speaker 5: was gonna make it.
Speaker 3: That was one of when Matt and I were talking
Speaker 3: about it. We're like, if we're forgetting George on, we
Speaker 3: got to make sure Bruce.
Speaker 1: I mean, I couldn't bring the Grinch suit. I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 3: You know I mean you guys were talking about going
Speaker 3: to phil Gailsia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right point to and uh we we obviously after
Speaker 1: that the storm, we did the Prey the Viking Show September,
Speaker 1: so not right after. But didn't you go to the
Speaker 1: Knobby Kettle for that?
Speaker 5: I did, and I made some predictions. It just didn't
Speaker 5: work what happened, But I think I was only off
Speaker 5: by two games. I said we'd win eleven and we
Speaker 5: won nine horribly off. It's not like the Lions did anything.
Speaker 6: I lost twenty bucks because I said J. J. McCarthy
Speaker 6: would throw over twenty five touchdown passes. That was wrong,
Speaker 6: way off, way off. I didn't stipulate injuries either, so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably throw more interceptions anyway.
Speaker 1: Detroit fans, Uh.
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Speaker 4: But Bruce, it's still soup seas. You know that, right
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 1: It's always coming.
Speaker 4: In Atlanta's coming. They have the new lobster, the new
Speaker 4: lobster sandwich. I do go out there and go get it.
Speaker 1: Sore subjects for my friend is no, I.
Speaker 3: Think that wasn't Ash Wednesday last week.
Speaker 4: Yes it was, but they have a they're doing this,
Speaker 4: uh lobster lobster tail, not tail, but like lobster ish sandwich,
Speaker 4: and I really want to try it looks really really good.
Speaker 6: It must have been a really big hit one day
Speaker 6: because my buddy Joe went there and it was gone
Speaker 6: by the time we got there.
Speaker 1: He was sent me an angry anger text message and.
Speaker 5: Making a little lobster biss to your lobster fuck.
Speaker 4: That sounds really good.
Speaker 5: That's that's our nest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Nascar line.
Speaker 5: He made a left turn, make another left.
Speaker 1: I hope, hope he does. If he takes a right,
Speaker 1: he's probably doing something wrong.
Speaker 4: He earned herd into the wall.
Speaker 1: Don't ever talk about the intimidator that way.
Speaker 4: Sorry, First, thanks Bobby Robert Duval.
Speaker 1: He didn't push you. He didn't Rubbins Racing rubbed you
Speaker 1: and Rubbins Racing.
Speaker 4: I just watched it. Thunder. Yeah, yeah, good movie.
Speaker 1: That movie. I hope they make a second one.
Speaker 3: You know what, it's twenty twenty six. We're getting reruns
Speaker 3: and remakes all the time nowadays.
Speaker 5: You know what, if they did a sequel, you could
Speaker 5: get Cruise, because Cruise looks the same as he did.
Speaker 4: Right, he's always running in every movie, he's running or
Speaker 4: on mort side.
Speaker 3: So he's actually got a contract stipulation that nobody can
Speaker 3: be running in the same scene as him.
Speaker 5: Why because it's short.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 3: Shorts.
Speaker 1: What would what would your contract stipulation be? Scott? You
Speaker 1: have to you know got one.
Speaker 3: I would have to think about that.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking for enough money, Scott, you don't have any stipula?
Speaker 1: Oh for me right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like you see some of those tiktoks or
Speaker 3: whatever going on. Would you slap your sibling for a
Speaker 3: million dollars? Yep, yep, sorry Downy's no regrets.
Speaker 1: Any of them. I would hit you in the face
Speaker 1: with a shuffle.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 5: Did you grow up in a different family, because I'm
Speaker 5: pretty sure I got slapped by mind for free?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: My brother, my older brother, would beat the piss out
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 4: We used to fist fight. My brother needs to like
Speaker 4: actual fist fights. And we have hulk gloves too, blindfold
Speaker 4: another book of Matthew story hulk gloves. Would we take
Speaker 4: out the voice boxes then we do blind full boxing again?
Speaker 4: You've told us George hasn't heard this?
Speaker 3: And are you doing kick flips in dad's living room?
Speaker 4: Was the son of a bitch he did it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Blind blind boxing, blindfle boxing?
Speaker 3: Do you really think your dad cares? Who did it?
Speaker 3: You were involved? You're guilty by association.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you have ever tried to make that a
Speaker 1: real thing. Blind boxing.
Speaker 5: How do you know it's not.
Speaker 4: I bet there's somewhere in the country.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I watched the other day,
Speaker 1: but it was it was a video reel.
Speaker 6: And they were on ice with a football and there
Speaker 6: was nets, and I just didn't know what was going on,
Speaker 6: and I just I just kind of washed it away.
Speaker 5: I was like, they're not skating.
Speaker 6: No, they're not skating, but there's a there's a ball
Speaker 6: and it looks like it's trying to be football, but
Speaker 6: there's nets.
Speaker 1: And I just was like, I don't I don't even
Speaker 1: care to want to know.
Speaker 3: You guys must have just watched Jackass when you did
Speaker 3: blind boxing.
Speaker 4: We did our own Jackass stunts.
Speaker 5: Checks out on my own stunt man.
Speaker 4: We did, but yeah, no, blind for boxing was one
Speaker 4: of them where we we had take the voice box out.
Speaker 4: So Mitch and I and my brother and I were
Speaker 4: trying to We're trying to he has a film and
Speaker 4: I got him.
Speaker 3: With the left show title. I do my own stunt here.
Speaker 1: So what would think I think you would? I think
Speaker 1: it would be better if he had the little voice
Speaker 1: that because then you'd get a little we.
Speaker 5: Know those if you Oh, I got smoked but last Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now, but I got Mitch one day boom got you
Speaker 4: see you see him falling like like backwards like in uh,
Speaker 4: Mike Tyson that like the first guy you guys fight,
Speaker 4: he just goes backwards. Yeah. So uh. The second day,
Speaker 4: Mitch had it all planned out, went to my dad's
Speaker 4: house video camera. All of our friends are around after school.
Speaker 4: So Mitch is sitting there, all right, let's do this,
Speaker 4: all right, blindfield goes on kind of waiting, and now
Speaker 4: everybody's talking, so now I can't really listen to yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm trying to listen from Mitch takes off his
Speaker 4: blindfold yea and goes like winds up. Boom, Sucker punched me.
Speaker 4: I go just down, just giggles.
Speaker 1: Did the Blind Bloxing Association have any penalties for mention this?
Speaker 5: Just after that, I just see like this training montage
Speaker 5: with mister Miagi, trust thrust your senses.
Speaker 3: When you lose sight, you hear better.
Speaker 5: You can hear the flapping of a butterfly trying.
Speaker 4: To grab it.
Speaker 1: All the people talking.
Speaker 6: Got more like Yoda though with the Luke Skywalker when
Speaker 6: he's got the blindfold and he's like hitting with the lightsaber.
Speaker 1: Swing just.
Speaker 4: John Henderson Justin on our live he did say, how
Speaker 4: about them? Wild? Assume I assume wild talking talking about that,
Speaker 4: and then he also said, like I love the eighties
Speaker 4: glam rock intro. Well, thanks Justin, and he said, I
Speaker 4: think you should name you should have should have named
Speaker 4: the lounge the Pit of Despair.
Speaker 5: No, no, there's there's there's hope.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's what Matt tells himself.
Speaker 4: There's that. Did JJ even complete twenty five? Even have
Speaker 4: twenty five completions?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes he did justice.
Speaker 5: Why does everybody want to kill that point?
Speaker 1: Well he gave Then he gave himself his own nickname. Nine.
Speaker 3: He's living out blonde.
Speaker 5: You know, he's not German.
Speaker 1: That I don't that, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's nine nine.
Speaker 5: He's all not sacked me.
Speaker 3: His life anthem is the Blondie song heard of glass.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one too.
Speaker 5: You will not intercept me?
Speaker 4: And then just you did you?
Speaker 1: What did you? You did intercept it? You bastard.
Speaker 4: Then Justin also said the last one I saw a
Speaker 4: report of Justin Rodgers who the Vikings in twenty.
Speaker 1: Justin Rogers, Aaron Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 3: There's no chance, very Matt. He was on Live two
Speaker 3: weeks ago with Travis because I had stuff going on
Speaker 3: so I couldn't come, but I jumped onto the Live
Speaker 3: and I was commenting on it. Matt butchered some of
Speaker 3: that stuff so bad as he's trying.
Speaker 5: To read it out.
Speaker 4: It was not fun. Yeh know.
Speaker 6: Jravis is like, what the fuck is wrong with Mike
Speaker 6: McCarthy went to Pittsford for a reason.
Speaker 5: I kind of like the idea of Justin Rodgers, Like
Speaker 5: it's Jean splicing Justin Jefferson, Aaron Rodgers. Wow, I got
Speaker 5: Justin Rogers. He catches and throws the same ball, just pay.
Speaker 5: Brad Johnson did that.
Speaker 4: He did he could do that.
Speaker 1: And again, my brother was at that game, which one
Speaker 1: where Brad Johnson cut his own pass.
Speaker 3: Who are they playing against the Bengals?
Speaker 2: Is he that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think it was a Bengals the Bungles, and you
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Speaker 5: Oh, prepare yourselves.
Speaker 4: The boys are gonna talk about twinties gone no.
Speaker 3: Win Twins, break gone on a star, were gone no
Speaker 3: win Twins?
Speaker 5: What's that a home shot.
Speaker 3: Mannesota Twins? Just Matt's trying to get copyrighted.
Speaker 4: Ye, yeah, and do my best to trying to get
Speaker 4: copyrighted as each other. Production value has increased a lot.
Speaker 4: And I'll show you the video.
Speaker 1: Saying that in school in like second grade.
Speaker 4: That song if you're in the Twins territory.
Speaker 3: So spring training is here, pictures and catchers are there.
Speaker 3: We've even had a few spring training games already. Yeah, well, Matt,
Speaker 3: you got what six five weeks before you win or
Speaker 3: lose a bet here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's air out. I haven't played the shot bet
Speaker 4: sound or two just for ship Giggs because uh, because
Speaker 4: the mayors here.
Speaker 2: What's the best somebody's ego is about to get blown up.
Speaker 1: It's no time for another.
Speaker 4: All right, So this shot bet is Matt says, Joe
Speaker 4: Ryan will be traded by this off season aka April.
Speaker 3: So before opening Day, Joe Ryan is in a different uniform.
Speaker 1: Not gonna happen.
Speaker 5: You never know.
Speaker 3: Pablo's elbow's blown up. Now, maybe they trade Joe for
Speaker 3: a hall of prospects.
Speaker 5: How do you know the pole ads don't just shake
Speaker 5: the magic eight ball and trade him for the best.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's kind of how those guys make decisions.
Speaker 1: Should we trade Joe Ryan says, yes, that's question.
Speaker 5: Isn't likely somebody out there's got some pocket lint I'd
Speaker 5: like for him bag and used balls.
Speaker 4: I've been traded for a used bat, And this is
Speaker 4: the truth, really, yes, and a sack of balls and
Speaker 4: a sack of ball that is the mayor of That
Speaker 4: is the mayor of George print.
Speaker 5: I thought that's what you said I got Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 5: I thought you said I got traded for a bat
Speaker 5: of sack of balls used.
Speaker 1: Oh that doesn't make that It makes it worse. Well,
Speaker 1: you would actually make it worse, because yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll just leave that one alone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Twins what are they going to do now?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard of anybody in their bullpen.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I just I keep thinking of Ruys.
Speaker 1: Lewis went two for two of the game that I
Speaker 1: watched at home on run. I mean, we were winning.
Speaker 1: So I sent a text message, get your go go
Speaker 1: ahead and lock in your hotel rooms for October.
Speaker 6: The Twins are gonna make it. And then a few
Speaker 6: winnings later it was go ahead and cancel him.
Speaker 1: It's over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get that parade route right.
Speaker 1: Get the parade route ready.
Speaker 3: One of my that's other quick to get copyrighted events
Speaker 3: was when he clipped out Major League and super imposed Twins.
Speaker 4: Things that actually actually went pretty well.
Speaker 3: Had he suck again?
Speaker 5: Who are these guys?
Speaker 4: Who are these guys?
Speaker 5: Is that how that manager called me?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I got someone online too, bought some white walls brown.
Speaker 3: So Bruce and I have joked about this that the
Speaker 3: new manager's contract included grounds crew duties or it was
Speaker 3: like when the county sends a bid out for a job, right,
Speaker 3: Lois bidder wins.
Speaker 5: I can see him in that bus reading hyahwaka, it's
Speaker 5: a book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wesley Snipe said Charlie Sheton, what you got there?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: They're swapping, you know, like twenty year old comic books
Speaker 5: in the back of a fifty year old buzz And
Speaker 5: I would not be surprised to see the Twins roll
Speaker 5: into a stadium and something like, well, hopefully it's like.
Speaker 6: A school bus, like a high school team just showed up,
Speaker 6: not even like the varsity, like the ninth grade one,
Speaker 6: where it's like the charter bus.
Speaker 1: Just a school bus pulling up.
Speaker 3: Hopefully they don't have a cardboard cutout of Tom Pollad.
Speaker 1: Hey they have. They have a business plan and they're
Speaker 1: sticking by their bits. Spend less money.
Speaker 5: So supposedly, when does their business plan spend more money?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They did the year before, they when they made the
Speaker 1: playoffs a couple of years ago. When they made the playoffs,
Speaker 1: they added a little bit of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then they turned around and said, yeah, we
Speaker 3: lost this opening round. We're gonna slash payroll by thirty.
Speaker 1: No, they won the opening round. That's we finally won
Speaker 1: the playoff series, and then they slashed Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: they just said, Like you said, they lost the opening round.
Speaker 3: No, but rumor has it that now that minority owner
Speaker 3: Craig Leopold, who is the majority owner of the Wild,
Speaker 3: Supposedly there's a clause in his portion of the ownership
Speaker 3: stake that he could eventually buy his way into being
Speaker 3: the twins owner. He spends money, he's not afraid to
Speaker 3: spend money.
Speaker 5: I think we need a rod Yeah, glor that's right.
Speaker 5: Get those two.
Speaker 1: Involved anything, anything but the pollouds the twin Yeah, there
Speaker 1: we go, right.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if we get air out involved, maybe
Speaker 3: we can get the second like Zach Vien in Colorado.
Speaker 3: See that, well you sent it to us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw Walker Jenkins get like a couple of hits.
Speaker 1: Though on spring training?
Speaker 3: Does he make the opening day ross?
Speaker 1: Probably not? Probably young?
Speaker 3: Or are they gonna pull off the whole year of control?
Speaker 5: Nonsh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you don't even think that's the
Speaker 1: rule anymore. That they bollished, they might not still because
Speaker 1: baseball's what's it next year? I think they're basically work stoppage.
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like pretty heavily that the ownership group
Speaker 3: wants or owners want to get some kind of cap
Speaker 3: system in place, as they should. Well, I fully agree
Speaker 3: with that too. But the players are like, no, we
Speaker 3: can't do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody and la la.
Speaker 3: They spent was it last year on three or four
Speaker 3: guys one billion dollars? I can't, jesus ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I appreciate how hopeful you all are.
Speaker 4: Oh, how are you feeling.
Speaker 5: I'm feeling like the Twins are dead to me?
Speaker 3: Sixty five wins.
Speaker 4: Sixty five wins.
Speaker 5: M you know how many long suffering franchises can a
Speaker 5: guy support. There is a limit, you know. At some point,
Speaker 5: you know, hope just gets beat out of you.
Speaker 3: But you've lived in Minnesota long enough that you know
Speaker 3: that's what we cling to, is that hope. We're always
Speaker 3: just good enough but not quite good enough.
Speaker 5: Well, but it's like this, like in the Twins world
Speaker 5: from my point of view, like do you look at
Speaker 5: the championship teams that the Twins had. They built them
Speaker 5: all through the farm system. I don't think you can
Speaker 5: win baseball all that way anymore.
Speaker 3: No, you buy your roster.
Speaker 5: It's so if we're keeping, you know, this idea, we're
Speaker 5: gonna organically do this, that and the other and spend
Speaker 5: two bucks and trade some bucket litten, Nah, you're gonna
Speaker 5: be an also ran.
Speaker 6: It's I mean, and that was lucky. I mean, we
Speaker 6: had a very lucky do you get Pucket her back gagny, But.
Speaker 5: We didn't have a couple of trades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you filled out, you got like a
Speaker 1: Dan Gladden the bulk of it was.
Speaker 5: And then but the trade was like you go get
Speaker 5: a Jack Morris for a season.
Speaker 1: Right right, I mean I signed him.
Speaker 5: You had a core.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's the bulk of it was homegrown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he could even even back in
Speaker 1: the day when you grew up, like you know, you
Speaker 1: trade a homegrown it through the organization. You didn't get
Speaker 1: him that fast, you know, like what was it like
Speaker 1: eighty four was like Pucket's first year and then they're
Speaker 1: winning a World Series three years later, like they normally
Speaker 1: don't like flourish altogether that fast.
Speaker 3: Well, but just to your point though, how many years
Speaker 3: were the Astros terrible and they had top picks for
Speaker 3: Pittsburgh years. It's still Pittsburgh, not Oakland anymore, but the
Speaker 3: Athletics Sacramento.
Speaker 5: So I don't know, maybe maybe if they sort this
Speaker 5: out with some kind of salary cap, maybe that helps out.
Speaker 3: At the minimum, maybe a floor, because when you got
Speaker 3: a playoff roster team with eighteen million dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean because they get all one hundred million
Speaker 1: dollars the revenue contracts come through for the TV. Every
Speaker 1: team at the beginning of the season gets a hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars and then some teams aren't even spending that.
Speaker 3: That should be the minimasters. That should be the minimum.
Speaker 3: You have to spend at least one hundred million on payroll. Hey,
Speaker 3: you're pulling shit over right, Yeah?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: So spring training? What are we looking forward to?
Speaker 4: Healthy?
Speaker 3: They got new alternate uniforms.
Speaker 4: Whoop they do Basel? What does it all mean?
Speaker 1: My Cubs signed somebody. That's what I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 5: I like this on That's what I'm looking.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: That would be I would love to go do that.
Speaker 6: I don't even care if it was Twins, but yeah,
Speaker 6: go there for like a couple of weeks, hang out,
Speaker 6: watch all the prospects.
Speaker 1: That would be.
Speaker 4: First did text that group, He's like, hey, man.
Speaker 1: Can you you gotta get big enough where like I
Speaker 1: could take a couple of weeks off of work, get paid,
Speaker 1: and then go watch spring training baseball. That would sweet.
Speaker 3: I saw that the Twins. I think spec February days,
Speaker 3: the Twins are doing a two dollars beer promo. Hell yeah,
Speaker 3: just to get butts in the seats.
Speaker 1: Good to like during the regular season or just in
Speaker 1: the spring training.
Speaker 3: No regular season, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 4: Bruce seeing the show of Brockmeyer, yeah some of it, Okay,
Speaker 4: I want you to watch all it's it reminds me
Speaker 4: how you if you ever freak out.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be that bad that level.
Speaker 4: But some days I feel like.
Speaker 1: He's like he used to be, like a major league broadcaster.
Speaker 6: He gets divorced or something like that, and then he
Speaker 6: just blows up on the microphone. So then he gets
Speaker 6: moved down to like this Triple A team where he's
Speaker 6: the announcer.
Speaker 1: Not that it's like whatever.
Speaker 5: See in order to freak out, you gotta care that much.
Speaker 5: And the Twins have just man make me apathetic.
Speaker 4: We you win, you lose.
Speaker 3: That don't So we had Twins TV last year. It
Speaker 3: just got to a point where it's like, well.
Speaker 4: When I had to switch my car and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 5: I'd like to blindfold box a couple of title You
Speaker 5: got your you got your hull Hands somewhere we.
Speaker 1: Can find them. Guarantee they're still on the internet.
Speaker 5: Probably do that one.
Speaker 6: Hold on, does George keep the plastic box in? Is
Speaker 6: he fighting dirty?
Speaker 1: I would be I would pay money to watch that,
Speaker 1: but I mean not to the pole Lads have to
Speaker 1: go to a charity.
Speaker 4: In the name of.
Speaker 5: Charity, the twins are the Pole Lad charity.
Speaker 6: She's not right, Yeah, okay, hey, we're not good at
Speaker 6: real estate deals anymore. That's I mean, they're the one
Speaker 6: franchise really that. It's not like a billionaire playboy. That's
Speaker 6: just me trying to make up. Like I mean, there's
Speaker 6: a few of the movius like Pittsburgh, but most of
Speaker 6: them are billionaires, made their money doing other things and
Speaker 6: have a baseball team to go to the rather billionaire
Speaker 6: friends or a multi millionaire friends.
Speaker 1: You are, I I got a baseball team. Ours is
Speaker 1: draining money. We owe what four hundred million and four
Speaker 1: in a quarter? Yeah, see that's it right, we owe
Speaker 1: money on our team. That's sad. That's most focused and sad.
Speaker 1: This is depressing me. I don't want to talk without
Speaker 1: the ends anymore.
Speaker 5: And brow that money?
Speaker 4: What the boy kept around the corner?
Speaker 6: What do you think the interest rate on that return
Speaker 6: has They're gonna, they're gonna they're gonna send somebody down
Speaker 6: there and start breaking legs.
Speaker 4: Next next period.
Speaker 3: Oh us, forty six years later, we did it. Hey,
Speaker 3: we actually got to watch a championship team win that
Speaker 3: we were rooting for.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, not for Minnesota, Minnesota the team, but the
Speaker 5: people were well, yeah, there's many Minnesotans that have held
Speaker 5: championship trophies.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: So Canada definitely controlled the pace and the time of
Speaker 3: possession with that game.
Speaker 1: But second period for sciod.
Speaker 3: Hella Buck deserves so many stat chants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, the one where the one where he saved
Speaker 1: it with a stick behind him.
Speaker 4: Well, and then I thought he missed the guy missed it.
Speaker 3: After the game, Nathan McKinnon, We were the better team
Speaker 3: out there today. He missed the Netuh, Devin Taves, that's
Speaker 3: the stick saved. How many open nets did they miss?
Speaker 3: How many they couldn't score on a five on three
Speaker 3: for over a minute and a half, You guys pissed
Speaker 3: away a lot of golden opportunities.
Speaker 6: You look at it the other end, I mean, Matthew
Speaker 6: kud Chuck had the puck in front of him, and
Speaker 6: Bennington was beat and he hid his own skate. Faber
Speaker 6: hits two posts, so it's not like they just missed
Speaker 6: opportunities and we capitalized on the two that we had,
Speaker 6: but we had just as many they The second period
Speaker 6: was but.
Speaker 3: It was Minnesota. The US couldn't They couldn't get a
Speaker 3: sustained possession. They would get a shot and it would
Speaker 3: go the other way. They never got any like real
Speaker 3: sustained offensive pressure until.
Speaker 1: Well the first part of the game. It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is awesome.
Speaker 3: And then Boldie's goal a little flipped to him. Oh dude,
Speaker 3: that was awesome. I was like watching my kid play
Speaker 3: NHL on Xbox.
Speaker 1: I can't even do that on there.
Speaker 5: Some of this was somewhat predictable, though, because you knew
Speaker 5: Canada was gonna get shots on goal. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 5: knew that was gonna happen, and you knew Connor was
Speaker 5: gonna have to play out of his mind for us
Speaker 5: to be in there. Well now he found another level
Speaker 5: that it's three beyond out of your mind.
Speaker 3: What kind of ironic that he plays in Canada too?
Speaker 6: But I mean, yeah, we lost him went overtime in
Speaker 6: the Four Nations right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So we beat him in the Semis Four Nations, lost
Speaker 3: in overtime. Connor mcjesus scored in overtime to win the
Speaker 3: Four Nations for Canada, and then going into this game,
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you haven't heard more of Well, Sid Crosby
Speaker 3: was out hurt, expecting that at this point in his career,
Speaker 3: he's almost forty, he's our age. He's not the game
Speaker 3: changer that he was five ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Was it the twenty ten where they beat us? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one broke my heart.
Speaker 6: So I was like Hallibuck, you know, I was talking
Speaker 6: to my buddy, Hallibuck's finishing what Ryan Miller couldn't in
Speaker 6: the twenty ten because I thought because we beat them
Speaker 6: and the other round the group player or whatever, we
Speaker 6: beat them then and then we.
Speaker 1: Lost in the the gold medal game. But the mean
Speaker 1: did like Rinsky out battling for that puck, like he
Speaker 1: had to tap it, you had to go skate down,
Speaker 1: he had to body up. What was that was that?
Speaker 1: McDavid or McKinnon, Uh, McDavid and and and then David
Speaker 1: wasn't back checking hard or not. Yeah, and then.
Speaker 6: He makes the pass over to Jack Hughes and the
Speaker 6: guy that gets busted up. You know, that's the way
Speaker 6: spitting chicklets comes out there and gets gets the game
Speaker 6: winning goal.
Speaker 3: And that just proves why hockey is the greatest sport. Yea,
Speaker 3: Lebron would have been out for six weeks with that one.
Speaker 6: What's not ruin good hockey? Talk with nonsense? Man, I
Speaker 6: do enjoy a decent basketball.
Speaker 4: Remember Aiden's all time favorite. Aiden will say that Lebron
Speaker 4: is better than Michael.
Speaker 3: What Anthony Davis had his fingernail peeled back and he's
Speaker 3: out the whole season.
Speaker 6: Christ But that was just what I mean, unbelievable game
Speaker 6: to watch. I'm glad it wasn't a blowout either way.
Speaker 6: I thought obviously I didn't want Canada blow us out,
Speaker 6: but I mean, even if we would have blown him out,
Speaker 6: I didn't want I mean, it would have been boring.
Speaker 6: That's when sports is at its best. One to one
Speaker 6: and then I was telling my buddies. I was like,
Speaker 6: we don't want this to go to overtime. We don't
Speaker 6: want this to go to overtime. You don't want McKinnon,
Speaker 6: mccar and McDavid on the line. He scores and I go,
Speaker 6: it's exactly what we wanted.
Speaker 5: How often do you see a star player play probably
Speaker 5: the best game of their entire career on the biggest stage.
Speaker 5: I mean, that just doesn't happen. No, yeah, I mean
Speaker 5: that just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: Every day, not all the time.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's just.
Speaker 3: I did think it was super cool how they brought
Speaker 3: Johnny Gudros kids out after ye good move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I was like, no, we don't want to,
Speaker 1: you know, because it's like that that sounds scary as hell. McKinnon,
Speaker 1: McDavid and mccar oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it just goes to show that hockey is
Speaker 3: a game of inches and all it takes is one shot.
Speaker 6: I mean if Quinn Hughes, you know, the game against Sweden,
Speaker 6: you got that game winner, we're probably not even there right.
Speaker 3: Well, no, you wouldn't have been.
Speaker 1: Somebody else could have got the goal, but you know
Speaker 1: Quinnesota did.
Speaker 3: As he waved off.
Speaker 1: How drunk were those guys on camera? I can't believe
Speaker 1: they let him on camera.
Speaker 3: Later, we won't go into that time.
Speaker 1: I just want to think our troops just love you
Speaker 1: drunk up there. It was awesome.
Speaker 5: Sports has these stories, all right, where if you played
Speaker 5: this game ten times, oh yeah, nine out of ten
Speaker 5: times it goes one way.
Speaker 1: But not today. That was awesome.
Speaker 3: Moving on, Moving on, all right, George, what what are
Speaker 3: your vikings gonna do with JJ? Are they gonna keep nine?
Speaker 5: I am not as down on JJ as everyone else is,
Speaker 5: and I find it ironic because we're criticizing ourselves for
Speaker 5: letting a reclamation project go before we actually check our
Speaker 5: own all the way out. So they can become someone
Speaker 5: else's reclamation project. Well, so they can play the guy
Speaker 5: this year. You see what you got. If it gets better,
Speaker 5: you got something, and if not, you know what it is.
Speaker 3: I think Kaos is definitely coaching for his job this year.
Speaker 3: But JJ should get a little bit of grace because
Speaker 3: this was effectively his rookie season. You knew there was
Speaker 3: gonna be bumps in the road and some girling pains
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. But there was definitely some moments
Speaker 3: where it's like, all right, he's got something going on here,
Speaker 3: and then there was other moments it's like, what the
Speaker 3: hell are you doing?
Speaker 1: Chaos didn't want he didn't want to start JJ McCarthy,
Speaker 1: and that's why Kaciudoflamens is gone. He wanted to go
Speaker 1: with Donald or he wanted and then when they said
Speaker 1: we're not gonna pay the money to Donald because we've
Speaker 1: got the rookie, then he wanted Aaron Rodgers for ten million.
Speaker 6: Bucks, which we totally could have afforded. And then when
Speaker 6: he went the other way. That's why you see these struggle.
Speaker 6: I bet if koc I think there's a little bit
Speaker 6: of him is like, you want this all right, Let's
Speaker 6: see what my offense can do with this rookie, and
Speaker 6: I don't think he's ready yet. And that's why you
Speaker 6: see these long and then especially with Max Brozmer, Oh
Speaker 6: my god, just.
Speaker 1: When you thought it couldn't get right, he's seven yards negative.
Speaker 1: Well then left, Yeah, that was that was You got
Speaker 1: to be a head coach and say you can't go
Speaker 1: back out there. I mean, all the kudos in the
Speaker 1: world of Carson Wentz he gained a lot more of
Speaker 1: my respect. Like he's just winging it out there, like
Speaker 1: he's crying on the field, and then you see him
Speaker 1: going walking back out there, it's like koc d pull him.
Speaker 1: I know what's Brosmann, But you just got to hand
Speaker 1: the ball off the rest of the game. You can't
Speaker 1: let that kid go out. Well, he's probably about as
Speaker 1: old as I am.
Speaker 5: You know, It's interesting and nobody talks about him like
Speaker 5: he's just gone.
Speaker 3: Carson.
Speaker 1: I thought he did really well, and I.
Speaker 5: Thought when we start talking about like who would you
Speaker 5: bring back and who's going to compete with JJ, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, he's.
Speaker 4: Never discussed at all.
Speaker 5: It's like he's doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 3: Because so he had season ending shoulder surgery. So I
Speaker 3: wonder how long now he would be four months?
Speaker 1: I bet six months for that.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just find it interesting that he's
Speaker 5: not talked about at all, like he's just dead and gone.
Speaker 5: And then I'm not stumping for him.
Speaker 3: I'm just right, they're just letting that part of Vikings history.
Speaker 1: And forty five yards a game throwing. I mean we
Speaker 1: went three and three in his six starts or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 5: I I can tell you is like watching JJ play.
Speaker 5: There's things to like. The biggest thing that concerns me
Speaker 5: with him is he seems to throw a flat ball,
Speaker 5: like he has way too many balls knocked down right
Speaker 5: at the line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's trying to throw a pistons.
Speaker 5: Everybody relax You're like, if he can figure that out,
Speaker 5: but if he can't, if that's what it is, then
Speaker 5: you know you got what you got, but you need
Speaker 5: him to play another seventeen games see what you got,
Speaker 5: and if he doesn't make it through seventeen games, you
Speaker 5: kind of know.
Speaker 3: There There is a rumor trade proposal going around.
Speaker 1: Burrow one.
Speaker 3: So the proposal is because he may be a cap
Speaker 3: casualty anyways, Jonathan Grenard a first round pick in JJ
Speaker 3: McCarthy for Joe Burrow.
Speaker 5: If the Bengals did that, I would laugh at them, but.
Speaker 4: I would take that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but there's no way they're doing well.
Speaker 4: They're running the same problems. Burrow can't stay healthy at all.
Speaker 4: He has a shitty old line. Weird Vikings have the
Speaker 4: same problem.
Speaker 3: Well, so there's there's the other side of that though too.
Speaker 3: If Minnesota had signed Darnold, they wouldn't have been able
Speaker 3: to use that thirty to thirty five or whatever they
Speaker 3: signed him for to attempt to fix the offensive line
Speaker 3: and some of these defensive pieces that they got they
Speaker 3: wouldn't have had that money for.
Speaker 5: But we wouldn't have been any worse off because the
Speaker 5: play from those guys was a.
Speaker 3: Well, one of them was hurt half the season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Hardgrave. I mean the Vikings are trying
Speaker 1: to trade him right now.
Speaker 5: They're not gonna trade what are you gonna get for him? Sixth?
Speaker 5: Everybody knows he's getting cut.
Speaker 6: Everybody knows he's getting cut. So it's like, you want
Speaker 6: to get out in front of it. All right, I'll
Speaker 6: trade you like a sixth. That's the best you're gonna
Speaker 6: get for him, which fine, I guess.
Speaker 5: I think that the deeper discussion here is who do
Speaker 5: the Vikings get to go with JJ.
Speaker 3: To compete against him.
Speaker 1: There's somebody Wilson.
Speaker 3: The floated name is a reunion Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll I'll take Zach Wilson.
Speaker 5: We need Kirk back for a song and a dance
Speaker 5: because he's somebody well, so he already knows the system.
Speaker 3: Him and KOC get along very well. And if he
Speaker 3: knows that he's not guaranteed starter, but he has the
Speaker 3: potential opportunity, let me be your hero.
Speaker 1: There's no way it's gonna be. He's just he's gonna
Speaker 1: sign with the Steelers because that's why.
Speaker 3: They the prophecy. Matt's trying to fulfill the prophecies.
Speaker 5: Let me be he I think that, you know, the
Speaker 5: Vikings will be back in the mix again. Just don't
Speaker 5: know how it's gonna.
Speaker 3: Show, or they take one more year than they draft.
Speaker 6: Arching said that he would restructure so they can restructure
Speaker 6: that money. JJ will probably restructure because it's just more guaranteed.
Speaker 6: Money moves some money.
Speaker 5: Addison get traded at some point, Yes, yes, please, yes,
Speaker 5: a free agent. He was a life like one.
Speaker 6: Say hey, he couldpregnate four ladies in one year and
Speaker 6: not one of them is his wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something to be said about that.
Speaker 4: Justin said, I think Shane Falco is available.
Speaker 1: I'll take Shane for sure. I'd take Shane Falco. I
Speaker 1: mean beat out that old prick. You know, Hey, is.
Speaker 5: Philip Rivers available?
Speaker 1: He's not going to be a coach. He's not going
Speaker 1: to be a coach. He turned down.
Speaker 6: Well, he said he wouldn't take a second interview. But
Speaker 6: Quaysey is now going back to he must have dropped
Speaker 6: the uh the lawsuit against the Vikings.
Speaker 1: He's going to work with San Francisco.
Speaker 3: For a title to be determined.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw personnel executive.
Speaker 5: I thought that was funny because they hired him to
Speaker 5: do the one thing he wasn't good at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, right, I have there's.
Speaker 3: No rumors going around that ko c us p f Fray, Yeah,
Speaker 3: sorry to do his drafting and the.
Speaker 6: Reason they even drafted Addison as Koc like pounded his
Speaker 6: fist on the table because he kept trading back, Like,
Speaker 6: you know, the year prior when we could have Kyle Hamilton,
Speaker 6: he traded back to get Lewis scene tense snaps, scene
Speaker 6: ten snap thought, well there was there was that preseason
Speaker 6: game where he had like twenty two. Matt and I
Speaker 6: were static over that one. But he but he pounded
Speaker 6: his fist on the table. He's like, just draft him
Speaker 6: instead to keep trading back for all this, you know,
Speaker 6: it's like, what do we have Rick Spielman here? We
Speaker 6: at least Rix Spielman would pull off a diamond pick.
Speaker 1: Every now, well, his first round pick was justin Jefferson's.
Speaker 3: There's a stat going around that in the three or
Speaker 3: four years that we had Quasi as GM, none of
Speaker 3: his draft picks made it to the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 1: That sounds good, God, should Sanders just made it to
Speaker 1: the cock Damn.
Speaker 3: Falco.
Speaker 1: Honestly, shoulder Sanders numbers, JJ had better numbers.
Speaker 5: We shouldn't even be.
Speaker 3: That's like Tylerunley making it a few years ago to
Speaker 3: as an injury sub in for playing two games. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but he pro bowls a joke. Now it doesn't even count.
Speaker 6: And then leading more to that like trade than you
Speaker 6: were talking about Scott Is. A lot of the rumors
Speaker 6: are is we're not getting a new gm is because
Speaker 6: we're trading our first round pick. And that's why Rob
Speaker 6: Razinski's gonna stay on there and do the money management
Speaker 6: for salary cap.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a woman in your room. Yeah, but who
Speaker 5: would you trade.
Speaker 1: For the Burrow trade? But I don't think. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think Cincinnati is doing that and I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't want mac Jones. I'll stick with I'll stick
Speaker 6: with JJ and have the same performance instead of bringing
Speaker 6: Mac Jones in. I I mean, Daniel Jones is a
Speaker 6: free agency have to trade for him.
Speaker 3: I think you need to come into the season going JJ.
Speaker 3: You have to earn this. This is not your job
Speaker 3: to lose. This is your job to win.
Speaker 5: But you didn't.
Speaker 3: You didn't give us enough last year to say the
Speaker 3: keys are yours?
Speaker 1: Right, But you gotta you gotta with some competition up
Speaker 1: against it, and obviously.
Speaker 3: No, I think Bro will be gone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's Hey, Max was inspiring to me.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 5: Because I'm like, if he can play quarterback in the NFL,
Speaker 5: I could play quarterback.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a option.
Speaker 1: And I know Urban Minor was a great college head coach,
Speaker 1: but the fourteen games he spent in Jacksonville and he
Speaker 1: still got paid for four or five years. Damn it.
Speaker 1: I want that job. I could get fired in fourteen games.
Speaker 1: I can kick a kicker.
Speaker 5: He enjoyed.
Speaker 3: He enjoyed himself in the strip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't. You just can't be in South Florida.
Speaker 1: I won't win him.
Speaker 6: I don't think he said that at all. I think
Speaker 6: he just wanted to get fired. I swear to God
Speaker 6: by his coaching performance in Jacksonville. He's like, you guys,
Speaker 6: don't give me that much money.
Speaker 5: All right, you know you just brought up you just
Speaker 5: brought up Jacksonville. Right, And there's a I got a
Speaker 5: new guy that I'm working with who in my private work,
Speaker 5: not out at the city, who has told people, well
Speaker 5: he's related to Troy Williamson. No, I don't know if
Speaker 5: this is true because I haven't verified it, but I'm like, dang,
Speaker 5: Like if I was related to Troy, I'm not so
Speaker 5: sure i'd tell you any way, I.
Speaker 3: Actually had a Williamson jersey.
Speaker 5: But here's where I'm going with it. You know, Troy's
Speaker 5: last stop was in Jacksonville, and that's where he infamously
Speaker 5: called out Chili and wanted a fistfight him at the
Speaker 5: fifty yard line because he was so ticked off. So
Speaker 5: your little Jacksonville story prompted me to remember that Troy
Speaker 5: called out chili.
Speaker 3: Jacksonville actually had some that would have.
Speaker 1: Been a sick fight a sixty year old. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: But Troy Williamson famously, oh my helmet's too big. Well
Speaker 1: we're a different helmet.
Speaker 6: If you can't see the goddamn football or you know,
Speaker 6: blind boxing.
Speaker 5: He went to the eye doctor, remember, to get a
Speaker 5: hand eye coordinated.
Speaker 3: He was fast, you guys know, did you guys know
Speaker 3: that Jacksonville actually had some but state ties?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because yeah, not this year.
Speaker 1: You got fired though when when they started doing good.
Speaker 5: He was Remember he's the one who butted heads with
Speaker 5: Harbaugh and San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I don't think do you think you did
Speaker 1: it like a spider Man?
Speaker 5: Well, anyways, it's never too late for a celebrity blindfold
Speaker 5: boxing between Troy Williamson and Chili.
Speaker 1: Oh, make sure that Chili's hot.
Speaker 4: Chi.
Speaker 6: I would you know what, as much as this pains
Speaker 6: me because I was never a big Childress fan, I'd
Speaker 6: be rooting for him.
Speaker 1: I would be rooting for him. It still pisses me
Speaker 1: off that we you know, I mean, I wish we
Speaker 1: would have made it to the Super Bowl. But then
Speaker 1: the next year, when Tomlin is getting interviewed by Pittsburgh,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, he's only defensive coordinator one year, they're
Speaker 1: not going to hire him. They hire him, children gets
Speaker 1: fired in the middle of the next season, and then
Speaker 1: we got Leslie Frazier's the head coaches and of Mike tom.
Speaker 5: But you're forgetting We've done this before, all right, Tony Dungeye.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, remember him, Brian Billick, We've done this a
Speaker 1: few TuS.
Speaker 3: We got the glory years with Mike Tyst.
Speaker 1: Though yeah, hey, honestly, though Bill Belichicke, Bill.
Speaker 5: Belichick had a Super Bowl tickets.
Speaker 1: Remember I have him.
Speaker 6: Every year Brian Brian Belichick Bill sorry stole the stole
Speaker 6: the pencil idea from Mike tyst He played against the
Speaker 6: Vikings of one year. He used to always have a marker.
Speaker 6: Saw Mike Tyst over there with the pencil. What happened
Speaker 6: He switched to the pencil.
Speaker 5: Oh, there's a good one for you. Is Belichick ever
Speaker 5: going to make it back to the NFL to beat Shula? See,
Speaker 5: I don't think he is either.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's going to survive North Carolina.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna survive his girlfriend.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 5: A trap.
Speaker 6: She's out on those She's out there running the like
Speaker 6: the practices and stuff like.
Speaker 3: That, and he's she's got her own office.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know you want to be out there and
Speaker 6: what do you want to watch?
Speaker 5: Lawyer?
Speaker 1: Well them or the practice?
Speaker 5: So I really don't know how to feel, because I
Speaker 5: actually sort of felt sad for him when he didn't
Speaker 5: make the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: When you're a pricky yeah.
Speaker 5: The writers and the writers are the people that vote
Speaker 5: you in. It was Have you walked through the Hall
Speaker 5: of Fame and identify the nice guys versus the.
Speaker 1: I mean, Barry Bonds isn't in the Hall of Fame,
Speaker 1: so that should be but steroids, but.
Speaker 3: They just need a whole section of the Hall for
Speaker 3: the steroid.
Speaker 5: There was the there was.
Speaker 1: The there was the GM of Indianapolis.
Speaker 6: I forget his last name, bad no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: it was but there was like a GM and I
Speaker 6: forget his name, but it's like, I don't know. He
Speaker 6: was the one championing to make sure that the writers
Speaker 6: don't put.
Speaker 5: Him in the former Buffalo Bills G yes too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't remember. He's the famous as hell and
Speaker 6: I can't remember. And but he was championing for them
Speaker 6: to not because of the the flate gate, the videotaping
Speaker 6: and all that other stuff. So he was saying this
Speaker 6: to the writers, don't don't vote him in first like
Speaker 6: first ballot Hall of Famer because he did all this
Speaker 6: stuff well.
Speaker 3: And then it's okay. So does it go to show
Speaker 3: that it was Brady that won all those titles or
Speaker 3: was it Bilichick that won all those times?
Speaker 5: So if somebody had to draft Brady and develop him too.
Speaker 6: Right, and he should have never started because Drew Bledsoe
Speaker 6: was there and you shouldn't lose your job over injury,
Speaker 6: and the Patriots don't even make Patriots don't even make
Speaker 6: it to that first Super Bowl because Brady gets hurt
Speaker 6: and they were losing Bledsoe steps back in beats the
Speaker 6: Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1: He should have been starting the super Bowl. No, that
Speaker 1: was my guy. I was kind of just had a
Speaker 1: little disdain for Tom Brady.
Speaker 5: I'm just I just keep feeling that you're a shot
Speaker 5: at all that he's gonna get back in.
Speaker 8: And.
Speaker 3: I think the game has passed him by at this point.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, So you look at what Kevin O'Connell's
Speaker 1: with thirty eight. I think they just heard somebody that's
Speaker 1: like thirty four as a head coach. I mean, Pete
Speaker 1: Carroll was like seventy four and then he got run
Speaker 1: out after a year. And he's pretty high energy, you know.
Speaker 9: For.
Speaker 3: You know, he's pretty young at heart.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know, I just I just I think
Speaker 6: everybody their new trend is we're going younger.
Speaker 5: Well Bill checks on that trend.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just good for him, you know, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: good for him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, must be nice.
Speaker 6: What do you what do you think they talk about,
Speaker 6: like what we could do? You think he's listening to
Speaker 6: the new, the new music.
Speaker 1: That's out there. She listening to uh Conway, Yeah, Roy Orbison.
Speaker 1: He's hoping he's tight fitting jeans, all right. She loves
Speaker 1: to lay it down.
Speaker 5: Be careful, Matt and Bill might call in your in
Speaker 5: your and start taking offense.
Speaker 4: One guy from New York do that to me? Yeah,
Speaker 4: pissed at me?
Speaker 1: I would I would have voted for him. If I
Speaker 1: was a writer, I had have voted for him. I
Speaker 1: mean every I.
Speaker 5: Just don't know how. I mean, if if that guy
Speaker 5: doesn't get in on the first ballot, right then who
Speaker 5: really does deserve this?
Speaker 1: Do you think about it?
Speaker 6: He like el He's the one that made the dime
Speaker 6: defense against the forty nine ers.
Speaker 1: He's the one that came up with that.
Speaker 5: I mean his his defensive plan for the Giants against
Speaker 5: the Bills is in the Hall of Fame. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: then his plan is in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6: He got the Browns into the playoffs, him and Nick
Speaker 6: Saban before they got sold to the Ravens or Baltimore.
Speaker 5: So I don't have to like him to respect him,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 3: Super fan Justin has a suggestion about the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 3: Move it to Week eight and pull the baseball All
Speaker 3: Star Game model winning division or winning conference gets home
Speaker 3: field in the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I justod they're not going to play. I don't know,
Speaker 6: They're just not going to play. It's I want the
Speaker 6: basketball thing kind of worked where they went the USA
Speaker 6: Stars had two teams and then there was the World Team.
Speaker 6: Actually played hard and it was a twelve minute game
Speaker 6: that was actually decent to watch.
Speaker 4: I didn't even watch any All Star games.
Speaker 6: I think it's I mean, I still like the three
Speaker 6: point shoot out, the dunk contest because none of the
Speaker 6: Stars do it's absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 1: But even if they did put it in week I
Speaker 1: just liked. I just want to see the the the competitions.
Speaker 1: You don't like throwing the football and like hit skills stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, quarterback club days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: If you get skills stuff, but if you're going to
Speaker 5: get him to play, like, you got to make it
Speaker 5: worth everybody's a while. There right to be something that's
Speaker 5: worth winning.
Speaker 1: Why was it? Why was it like at least watchable
Speaker 1: in like the late nineties.
Speaker 3: Because they gave a damn and they were.
Speaker 4: We also did have like the stuff that we do
Speaker 4: now compared to back then, like the streaming services and
Speaker 4: other things.
Speaker 1: I don't know, why does that have to do with them.
Speaker 5: I think some of those players just got chippy when
Speaker 5: they're in that game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, well they wanted to Taylor, he knocked out
Speaker 1: Brian Mormon.
Speaker 3: Harrison Smith actually went hard. Yeah, but now guys are
Speaker 3: you know? They're so worriedried about getting hurt and how
Speaker 3: it could impact that. That's why a lot of them
Speaker 3: don't want to do it. And then they moved it
Speaker 3: from before or from after the super Bowl until to
Speaker 3: before the super Bowl. So anybody that's playing in the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl is automatically subbed out.
Speaker 5: And that's how you get a Browns quarterback.
Speaker 1: They both made the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 4: What moving on?
Speaker 1: Moving all right?
Speaker 4: It's coming to find the button for it.
Speaker 3: The madness is coming, Yeah, he said the button can't
Speaker 3: find our button bar producers not.
Speaker 5: You don't have macho man on a button like you should.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: He is a huge wrestling fan. To you would think
Speaker 6: that that would be right there. But what was that
Speaker 6: last one?
Speaker 1: You went cream?
Speaker 5: I don't think you Okay, all right, isn't it them?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Crap?
Speaker 3: But March Madness is coming back, and we've got another
Speaker 3: iteration of our best of series coming back this year.
Speaker 3: We haven't decided yet what the final topic is going
Speaker 3: to be. It's down to two choices right now.
Speaker 4: We're gonnat the fans aside, but that could also be very.
Speaker 1: Choice.
Speaker 3: Our choices right now are best beer belly sports show
Speaker 3: titles or the best sports logos sports logo. So well,
Speaker 3: we got a couple of weeks here to do.
Speaker 1: What did we do the first The first year we did.
Speaker 3: Last year was TV show Characters.
Speaker 4: You hated that one. The year Jennifer Anison beat out
Speaker 4: George Castands.
Speaker 1: That's stupid. Child, doesn't deserve to win. Yeah, but she didn't.
Speaker 3: My guy did the year before that was man stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, man, I could remember it
Speaker 1: was the year before.
Speaker 3: So that those are the two years I've been involved.
Speaker 3: I don't know what we.
Speaker 4: Did video games in the past, and I think that's
Speaker 4: really about it.
Speaker 5: So when you say logos, any logos are professional.
Speaker 3: So it would be like the four major leagues.
Speaker 4: Okay, because you know there's a lot of cool logos
Speaker 4: in the Yeah, the minor leagues exact like the isotopes. Well,
Speaker 4: technically A and the minor league baseball do get paid.
Speaker 3: They all get paid. Dumb ass, this professional, they're all professional.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we count minor league baseball.
Speaker 5: Then, but you could how would you? What about NASCAR?
Speaker 5: Are they in there.
Speaker 1: Stirring the pot over here, Georgia, there's nothing about logos
Speaker 1: over that.
Speaker 3: I mean, well, I won't do that because then I'll
Speaker 3: end up like Team USA what winning gold poured over
Speaker 3: the coals for saying if we do four, then we
Speaker 3: got to do everyone else. And we don't want to
Speaker 3: get political here.
Speaker 1: No, we don't do that.
Speaker 4: We don't do that here. All right, So yeah, that's
Speaker 4: kind of what we're thinking about right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you think Rachel Green Jennifer Aniston should have
Speaker 6: beat George Costanza.
Speaker 5: For what.
Speaker 1: Character?
Speaker 5: Rachel was kind of boring?
Speaker 1: Thank you for the love of God.
Speaker 4: That for one reason.
Speaker 3: That's only one reason sure Matt chose was Yeah, Bruce
Speaker 3: is like, that's why she moved on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6: The only reason a character alone doesn't there's no way
Speaker 6: she holds up.
Speaker 5: I mean, remember when George Stanza is getting the apartment
Speaker 5: and he tells the tales of Costanzo.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 5: I mean right, like, that's that's the essence of.
Speaker 1: George Costanza's I just saw this video.
Speaker 6: He's laying on Jerry's floor and he's like, that's why
Speaker 6: you can't beat my man adread vandale industry.
Speaker 5: It's funny you bring that up because I was just
Speaker 5: flipping through the channels the other night and the last
Speaker 5: episode of Seinfeld was on when the judge's name was Vandal.
Speaker 6: I forgot about that. Yeah, so I don't that one.
Speaker 6: I was like, this is dumb, this is rigged, stupid hatedness. Well,
Speaker 6: my my guy, Walter White didn't eventually win, so it
Speaker 6: brought me back.
Speaker 4: All right, so we're gonna take quick break with we
Speaker 4: come back.
Speaker 3: We got misk I gotta do the wheel fall right.
Speaker 5: I forgot.
Speaker 4: I totally missed that.
Speaker 5: Can you not read?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't read, and he's the one that wrote it.
Speaker 3: I did, Matt in a sixth grade reading level.
Speaker 5: Wow, there is organization to this. Look at that for
Speaker 5: this reason.
Speaker 3: And then Matt broke it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my ex girlfriend was right about that thing. You
Speaker 2: know what I do know where I can shove it.
Speaker 1: The worst pain I have ever felt in my life.
Speaker 4: So what's the worst pain you ever felt in your life.
Speaker 4: By the way, these are new ones from.
Speaker 3: Brooksy probably when I broke my collarbone.
Speaker 4: Oh doude detail like what you do football?
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I got I got hit and I got
Speaker 3: up and I'm like, I can't feel like I knew
Speaker 3: something was wrong and you know how you can feel
Speaker 3: like the Yeah, it was like, yeah, I can't feel
Speaker 3: anything right there.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I think my worst one was in Brookings.
Speaker 1: It was even a temperature.
Speaker 4: And it was snowing. Come back on a kickoff return.
Speaker 3: And that's when what's her face dumped him on Valentine's No.
Speaker 4: No, I'm surprised guys not bring that up at all.
Speaker 3: And we're not always asshole maybe not.
Speaker 4: Them, but you, But no. I I turned around for
Speaker 4: a kickoff return, my hands got stuck in someone's face
Speaker 4: mask and uh they're yeah, they.
Speaker 3: That's why my pinkies crooked got wrapped up in somebody's jersey.
Speaker 4: Right in the hell. I was God and also tore
Speaker 4: my pcl.
Speaker 3: And all three of my broken bones are from football as.
Speaker 4: Far as I'm breaking the bones now. Mitch, on the
Speaker 4: other hand, has two of them my fault, but.
Speaker 3: Quit two and flips and if he drinks.
Speaker 1: Does he does his own stunts? He said it earlier.
Speaker 1: Don't tell the.
Speaker 3: Man what to do, Bruce, what's your most pain?
Speaker 1: For ninety eight Vikings? That's I mean, I broke in
Speaker 1: like my thumb and yeah, that's that's it. That's on.
Speaker 1: I accidentally smacked myself in the nuts yesterday and that's
Speaker 1: still ninety eight vikings.
Speaker 4: Still that's a good one too.
Speaker 1: No, no it was not. It did not feel good.
Speaker 3: Than ninety eight Vikings and spec George, what about you.
Speaker 5: I don't really think about that because, like, I've had
Speaker 5: my fair share of adventures, but I typically like get
Speaker 5: upset when I get hurt and I get angry.
Speaker 1: Right, you stub your toe and.
Speaker 5: Like I'm I trying to shake it off your pinky toe.
Speaker 5: I'm not like, oh I'm in pain. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 5: pissed off and it hurts. So in Bruce's van, it's
Speaker 5: not the Philly trip, No it's not. But but actually,
Speaker 5: after giving this little thought, I was in a pretty
Speaker 5: bad car accident. I've been a couple of them, and
Speaker 5: I had one where you know, I totaled the car
Speaker 5: and the air bag went off and it knocked me
Speaker 5: out and for two weeks, like every part of me hurt,
Speaker 5: like it was wow, it was yeah, you know like
Speaker 5: it it took me like six months to get okay
Speaker 5: driving again, just simply because I'd flinch because I could
Speaker 5: still remember how bad everything hurt for two weeks. And
Speaker 5: so you're just that extra cautiousness.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: So that's probably there. That's probably like the worst I
Speaker 5: can come up with. I mean, I haven't broken any bones.
Speaker 5: I've tore up my ankle, and I've tore up my knee,
Speaker 5: but I've not broken any bones thus far.
Speaker 3: Ooh that's another one. When I blew up my knee you.
Speaker 4: Know, oh on softball. Yeah, that was not fun to watch.
Speaker 5: So that's best I got, man.
Speaker 1: And when I rolled my car, I'll still take the
Speaker 1: ninety eight Vikings rolled my car, knocked myself up because
Speaker 1: I wasn't wearing a seat out, Still take that, all right.
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Speaker 3: I could regurgitate some Wiskipedia.
Speaker 4: Bruise or the mayor and the Wiskipedia in the box.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, last time, last two times, I haven't.
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Speaker 3: It's time for Matt's favorite portion of the show, the
Speaker 3: live portion where we actually do some funny games and
Speaker 3: listen to Matt bumble through stumble and bumble through well
Speaker 3: some misconnections.
Speaker 4: Yeah uh I'll do my best anyways, mag Jeffrey Scott Wilson,
Speaker 4: Bruce leg and the mayor.
Speaker 3: Of super special guest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, super special guest. George Prince, the People's mayor, the
Speaker 4: People's mayor.
Speaker 3: Be careful, he'll throw the smack down on you.
Speaker 4: He was talking about throwing elbows earlier, or massage. Can you.
Speaker 3: Imagine you kicking off a city council meeting.
Speaker 4: That would be sick.
Speaker 5: Finally the mayor has come back to.
Speaker 1: Just smashing. Well, the glass breaks, he comes walking out.
Speaker 3: Just imagine some city council members starts talking in George,
Speaker 3: will shut your mouth.
Speaker 4: Please do that. I know all that's on film for
Speaker 4: entertainment purposes. Say like the guys are being really sports
Speaker 4: said it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no no, I didn't mean that, everybody.
Speaker 1: It was for a joke for these four guys.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 5: Sorry, there's some mayors from a town down the road.
Speaker 5: I won't stay. You already took care of all out.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say there's a town back
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 5: I'll just say it's between here and brainer and leave
Speaker 5: it at that. Good.
Speaker 4: There's my hot butt, all right, So time for miss connections.
Speaker 2: Writ You can take the time and efforts. We'd rather
Speaker 2: just read something that other people wrote and poorly at that.
Speaker 2: It's time for misconnections with Matt Jeffries.
Speaker 4: So I did these two weeks ago. Now did I
Speaker 4: reread them?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. But back then, two weeks ago, I.
Speaker 3: Did you don't remember what you had for lunch today?
Speaker 4: I had to be honest.
Speaker 3: Your mini mint blizzard it was so good.
Speaker 4: I was a walker. I was like, anyways, miss connections.
Speaker 4: Monday night down in New Orleans, you were getting into
Speaker 4: you get into a fight shirtless outside our bar. I
Speaker 4: was a super hot shitit getting super turned on and
Speaker 4: was going to give you my number, but cops wouldn't
Speaker 4: let me.
Speaker 3: Two weeks ago. That's Shilah buff Foh.
Speaker 4: I can't improve your form, is what she said.
Speaker 3: Because he took his shirt off and got arrested for
Speaker 3: fighting in New Orleans.
Speaker 6: Oh shit, See now this one actually makes sense. She
Speaker 6: couldn't get the guy's number, was going to try, but
Speaker 6: then he went to jail. She could have went to
Speaker 6: the jail and like tried to bail him out. But
Speaker 6: I mean, this one actually makes sense. You know the
Speaker 6: ones that are like at the supermarket and they worked in
Speaker 6: those ones kind of pissed me off a little bit,
Speaker 6: so we'll just go ask them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this one, wow.
Speaker 4: Ah, this one is in somewhere. Don't don't really know where.
Speaker 4: Misconnection Sunday Evening main floor. Correct, that is absolute? What
Speaker 4: that is? I first noticed you when you were when
Speaker 4: you turned around to apologize for stepping on someone's foot,
Speaker 4: which was sweet given how packed it was. You are
Speaker 4: Asian with long plus a long hair, plus sleeve slash necktats.
Speaker 5: Oh so she's looking for side show bob.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there you go. I don't know about the
Speaker 4: red hair part. I was. I was in a blackless
Speaker 4: blouse with a black bob.
Speaker 5: A blackliss bouse, backless blows blouses, blouses.
Speaker 3: What so random interjection. Why are women's shirts called blouses
Speaker 3: but men's are cultures.
Speaker 5: I think there were men that wore blouses way back
Speaker 5: in the early days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of our presidents probably were.
Speaker 5: You know, we'll see if we can find you a.
Speaker 1: Moving on my next, my guy some nice rules and stuff.
Speaker 4: My guy friends actually try to approach you first. But
Speaker 4: when when seeing you make space after they danced up, Oh, sorry,
Speaker 4: start over, let's do that. When again, my guy friends
Speaker 4: actually tried to approach you first, but when seeing you
Speaker 4: make space after they danced up to you for a while,
Speaker 4: they both backed off and basically pushed me into your
Speaker 4: direction instead. We ended up dancing next to one another
Speaker 4: for a while Oscar set after During Oscar set, you
Speaker 4: have this glance sorry, glighty, glighty dance style that usually
Speaker 4: that's usually unique. You close your eyes. Sorry, you close
Speaker 4: your eyes a lot when when you like the music
Speaker 4: or want to get lost into the music. I do
Speaker 4: the same thing, but get self conscious about it, so
Speaker 4: it's so comforting to see someone else doing it. Eventually
Speaker 4: we dance a bit closer after you smiled at me
Speaker 4: and told me my earrings suit me. Suddenly you stop
Speaker 4: to pick up a ray bottle that was getting kicked
Speaker 4: around the dance floor. It stood out. It stood out
Speaker 4: to me during the k N. During a k N,
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means, where people were noticeably
Speaker 4: disrespectful of the space. Sally, you never found your way back.
Speaker 4: I thought something might have happened happening between us, but
Speaker 4: since it was just dancing and smiles, I wasn't sure
Speaker 4: if you were just being nice or actually into it.
Speaker 4: So I did push further, but regret NOx staging contact info.
Speaker 4: If you see this, I'll love to see you again.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what happened right there.
Speaker 5: You just literally bored an entire audience.
Speaker 1: I did that one, Pa, that was what happened.
Speaker 3: I pulled the mat. You lost me on that one.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 5: Let me rephrase that. I'm a boring person that danced
Speaker 5: up to you, basically.
Speaker 4: What that means.
Speaker 1: And you picked up a bottle.
Speaker 4: You picked up a stray bottle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: That's what it was. Uh, misconnection and Sephora. This may
Speaker 4: not be the best place for this, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: Where is I work at Holy Holy Folk? Uh so far,
Speaker 4: that's I don't know if that's what it says so far.
Speaker 4: And I helped a client today who was very, very lovely,
Speaker 4: and we had a great time talking about fragrances, one
Speaker 4: of my personal hobbies. I believe we were flirting and
Speaker 4: we have told and he had told me he'd be
Speaker 4: back like eventually, but not today. But I regretting not
Speaker 4: getting any of it, any of his info. And I'm hoping,
Speaker 4: by some miracle, he'll see this post.
Speaker 5: Did you just say fragrances are a hobby, that's what
Speaker 5: she said, not mine. Well you're let me just let
Speaker 5: me just say you're lovely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh thank you. So that guy was like, I'm
Speaker 1: coming back.
Speaker 4: Basically just not today.
Speaker 1: Though you say not today.
Speaker 4: She said, not today.
Speaker 5: If fragrances are a hobby, do you collect them or
Speaker 5: how does that work?
Speaker 4: It's like people collecting shoes are at.
Speaker 6: Fragrances, like just I suppose like you just you don't
Speaker 6: go through the bottles.
Speaker 4: You're done?
Speaker 5: Next Hey you teat him up?
Speaker 4: I when am I not?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Misconnection exclamation point. So this is super long shot. But
Speaker 4: in case you were you're on here, I wanted to
Speaker 4: put this out there. Earlier this evening, you were parked.
Speaker 4: You were parking a parking lot. After we were shopping.
Speaker 4: You approached me and we talked about We talked a
Speaker 4: little bit about our carts and whatnot. I should have
Speaker 4: continued the conversation, but was in a hurry to pack
Speaker 4: my things up and go. I should have asked for
Speaker 4: your number or something like that, but I forgot to.
Speaker 4: I feel like a dingus. Anyways, if you're on here,
Speaker 4: I love to get to know you. It literally said dingus.
Speaker 1: By the way, they're talking about carts.
Speaker 4: Yes, carts.
Speaker 1: I thought that is a real good icebreaker right there.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're like, Hey, you're you got the four wheels carts.
Speaker 1: Your four here wheels are working solid. That's good one.
Speaker 1: Oh your hand thing's not broken either. That's a good card.
Speaker 4: That's spinning around.
Speaker 1: Where did you where'd you find that one at?
Speaker 5: I mean, could couldn't that be like pretty much half
Speaker 5: the grocery store you just described.
Speaker 4: Next one, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you know what, I'm gonna compliment someoney's
Speaker 1: cart the next time I've had a grocery store.
Speaker 4: Like, nice car right there, look.
Speaker 5: At car wicked cars.
Speaker 1: Be confused. She's gonna be like, why are you talking
Speaker 1: to somebody about your car?
Speaker 5: Did you ever see Al Bundy's shopping Card of Death?
Speaker 5: You should google that because that is a shopping car.
Speaker 4: Next one, This is now. Now we're in Minnesota, Erica
Speaker 4: at the Frederick Miller Spring. This is an Eden prairie.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the help today. Maybe if I haven't
Speaker 4: spoken with you, I would have oh start wow, that
Speaker 4: stunted bad. Thank you for the help today. Maybe if
Speaker 4: I hadn't spoken with you, I would have found my
Speaker 4: way out of the snow. You know, a couple of
Speaker 4: times when we were talking, I was studying your face.
Speaker 4: If I read it right, you were not You're not
Speaker 4: just a kind and pretty you. You got a tender heart.
Speaker 4: It crossed my mind to ask your numbers so I
Speaker 4: could so I could spend more time thinking about your face.
Speaker 4: But I thought, no, I should focus on is I
Speaker 4: should focus on getting home safe? Well, I didn't listen
Speaker 4: to my intuition and and on a lot of things,
Speaker 4: and didn't listen to my intuition on a lot of
Speaker 4: a lot of things today. But I'll at least do this,
Speaker 4: either to amend things or added to the list of
Speaker 4: quote unquote miss marks. If you see this dot dot
Speaker 4: dot m M message, I think it's a message me
Speaker 4: tell me who was riding with you and what car
Speaker 4: we both drove?
Speaker 1: Should have been the shopping card to death.
Speaker 4: Should have been the shopping card of desert? Is that
Speaker 4: not an I do? Look at this mat shopping card?
Speaker 1: Does fucking Badass's?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're winning, got he's got the field, pulledky shirt onto.
Speaker 4: Quick Trips, Quick Trip Sunday, and Coon Rapids. Hi dot
Speaker 4: dot dot. We smiled at at each other once. Uh fuck,
Speaker 4: I'm struggling. Hi dot dot dot we smiled. I know
Speaker 4: if I've been doing better lately.
Speaker 5: If you're counting on Matt to complete your connection.
Speaker 3: I've been doing better lately. As we haven't done a
Speaker 3: show in three weeks.
Speaker 4: The past few I've done pretty good. I felt good
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 3: Hi, Travis would like a word.
Speaker 4: Travis had entered the chat. Hi dot dot dot. We
Speaker 4: smiled at each other more than once, like three times,
Speaker 4: to be exact. You were the attractive woman getting a
Speaker 4: soda at the fountain. Nobody says soda. I was You're
Speaker 4: fucking weird. I was standing away from you having a snack.
Speaker 4: If you see this, please respond though though here I
Speaker 4: would love to get to know you. Dot dot dot.
Speaker 1: What's the triple dot on? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: It's called an ellipses nerd.
Speaker 1: I thought that was some sort of bedroom movement. I
Speaker 1: thought that was like a like something you got on
Speaker 1: your anniversary.
Speaker 5: Your I just thought her name was not.
Speaker 4: Last one. Thank god I gave you a free book
Speaker 4: in Cambridge. You were in you were in my store.
Speaker 4: I could take my eyes off of you. You absolutely
Speaker 4: had me rattled just by your appearances. You had such
Speaker 4: a beautiful style and energy. You had me so smitten.
Speaker 4: I accidentally gave you a free book. You said it
Speaker 4: was your favorite but you but you never had owned
Speaker 4: it before? Who are you? What color was the book cover?
Speaker 1: Where'd you go? Was this bell from the community to beast?
Speaker 4: Maybe that's misconnections? I struggled to that one, A bad one.
Speaker 1: The guy.
Speaker 6: You could tell that guy was definitely from some sort
Speaker 6: of like book or reading the way he eloquently put that,
Speaker 6: uh misconnection post.
Speaker 1: I hope he finds that young lady.
Speaker 6: But then again, if she like likes books and she's
Speaker 6: in town, she's probably gonna make your way back to
Speaker 6: that bookstore again eventually again.
Speaker 4: Book she's out.
Speaker 6: Just that's it. Boom done. God, guy just made me
Speaker 6: feel so uncomfortable. Then he gave me a free book.
Speaker 5: Poor poor guy, he's smitten.
Speaker 1: Smitten.
Speaker 5: I prefer when you've been smoked.
Speaker 1: Did that? Does that happen in a bookstore? Ever?
Speaker 5: Somebody got smoked?
Speaker 3: Matt's laughing nervously.
Speaker 1: Turns his back. Just do some social media stuff over here, like.
Speaker 4: Jaya says, free books. I'm going back, dude, I just
Speaker 4: lost her.
Speaker 5: Damn, that don't make Scott smote you.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: WHOA, all right, what are you doing? X?
Speaker 1: I could do this? I got four news of the weird,
Speaker 1: all right, all right.
Speaker 6: A nineteen year old bizarre beer pong injury required surgery
Speaker 6: to fix for one player, a game of beer Pong
Speaker 6: went terribly awry. The nineteen year old man was brought
Speaker 6: to the hospital with an acute throat pain, difficulty swallowing,
Speaker 6: an abdominal breathing following or abnormal breathing following a round
Speaker 6: of popular drinking game, and initial exams showed the back
Speaker 6: of the patient's throat was inflamed, while subsequent X rays
Speaker 6: revealed what appeared to be a bottle cap lodging the
Speaker 6: man's upper esophagus. The cap had fallen into the patient's
Speaker 6: red Solo cup during the Damn match, and he had
Speaker 6: unknowingly swallowed it an hour before arriving at the er.
Speaker 6: Even though he had a stable airway, Doctors had to
Speaker 6: use surgical intervention to remove the bottle cap due to
Speaker 6: the potential for damage for perforation. I don't even think
Speaker 6: people used beer in the beer Pung cups anymore.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought
Speaker 1: I went straight to water.
Speaker 3: The last time I played beer pong, it was just
Speaker 3: nine glasses of water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh oh yeah, I mean yeah, like, well, I
Speaker 1: guess I haven't played beer pong, god knows how.
Speaker 3: And then you had to rinse the ball every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we actually had Like god, this had to
Speaker 1: have been sixteen years ago.
Speaker 6: We played at the third base in Laporte and there
Speaker 6: was beer in the cups, so we had to have like,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: Wash the wash the ball.
Speaker 3: He can't know the woodshed is it the.
Speaker 1: Wood ched now? The judge rejects lawsuit over Buffalo wild
Speaker 1: Wings boneless wings and Illinois judge ruled against the Chicago
Speaker 1: man who sued Buffalo Wild Wings, alleging the chain's use
Speaker 1: of the term boneless wings was deceptive marketing.
Speaker 3: All they are breast chunks. Yeah, I'll have them call
Speaker 3: it a.
Speaker 6: Wing filed the loss because Buffalo Wild Wings in March
Speaker 6: of twenty twenty three, challenging what he called the falls
Speaker 6: and deceptive marketing and advertising of Buffalo Wild Wings boneless Wings.
Speaker 6: The pseud allege the product named misleads customers into thinking
Speaker 6: they are made of deep boned chicken wing meat rather
Speaker 6: than fried chicken breast meat. Specifically, the name and description
Speaker 6: of the product i e. As boneless wing leads reasonable
Speaker 6: consumers to believe the products are actually chicken wings.
Speaker 5: But he didn't protest that they were called buffalo wings.
Speaker 1: No, oh man, he's gotta start suing more.
Speaker 4: That's what I would have thought.
Speaker 3: You said chunks, boneless chicken breast.
Speaker 4: Chunks, breast chunks sorry other places?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, wow me, Matt, here's breast and things instantly in
Speaker 3: the gutter.
Speaker 6: All right, here we go in some news for everybody.
Speaker 6: We fought twice as much as previously thought.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
Speaker 6: Science scienceists discovered from the news smart underwear need it
Speaker 6: letter rip starts this swad. While breaking wind could help
Speaker 6: protect against Alzheimer's and postpartum depression. There can be too
Speaker 6: much of a good thing. Scientists recently discovered that we're
Speaker 6: passing gas at a lot more often than previously thought
Speaker 6: thanks to some smarty underpants.
Speaker 3: We don't need smart everything.
Speaker 6: Relax, hey, just like just like, hey, like your car
Speaker 6: when it's like keep your.
Speaker 1: Eyes out of the road, be like that one had
Speaker 1: poop on it, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like a little you need to adjust your you got.
Speaker 1: A wipe.
Speaker 4: Shot.
Speaker 1: I wasn't just looking at you. I was talking about
Speaker 1: your car. And that one talks to you general.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that should you go the dictionary.
Speaker 6: But research at the University of Maryland recently developed technology
Speaker 6: to measure human flaglets accurately.
Speaker 1: And it's up to like who's getting chat and jump
Speaker 1: like how you're like, you're smart underwear? My smart underwear?
Speaker 5: An average?
Speaker 1: Do you think you times a day?
Speaker 3: Depends on what I mean.
Speaker 1: Now, everybody that's listening to this is gonna be like.
Speaker 4: Count Yeah, you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Starting some hard boiled or get your get.
Speaker 6: Your hands on some smarty underpants and tell you got
Speaker 6: a little you're not farting your ship.
Speaker 5: And then things come with blue Tooth.
Speaker 1: Play some tunes out of there too.
Speaker 3: It just suggested that you rotate tournaments.
Speaker 5: I mean, really, what makes them smart.
Speaker 3: Sensors?
Speaker 6: Hold on, Yeah, the electro chemical sensors track ingestal gas
Speaker 6: production and hydrogen in flatuless or in flat us around
Speaker 6: the around the clock, except when the person is on
Speaker 6: the toilet, So your toilet, you know, then it takes
Speaker 6: a break because.
Speaker 3: Because your pants are at your ink right right right.
Speaker 5: So is it designed to help you measure your our
Speaker 5: own carbon.
Speaker 1: Individual rates varied widely, with some parting as few as
Speaker 1: four times a day and others up to fifty nine
Speaker 1: times a day. I've heard Scott rip assor here like
Speaker 1: at least six times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's happened hour.
Speaker 3: I haven't had all yet until we get done.
Speaker 4: When we get and you're.
Speaker 3: Leaving parting gift, you're welcome for that.
Speaker 5: I wonder if someone got a grant for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a University of Maryland.
Speaker 5: But I mean, who wakes up one day and says,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm gonna study. I'm gonna see whether
Speaker 5: or not.
Speaker 4: Your honor there?
Speaker 1: So what are the things you want to create? A
Speaker 1: podcast and smart underwear?
Speaker 6: Okay, that's that was twelve year old Matthew.
Speaker 1: That's another book of Matthew's story. They just beat him
Speaker 1: to the punchers, alright. Last one.
Speaker 6: I grew a third boom in an unexpected place after
Speaker 6: having a baby.
Speaker 1: There's even a nipple.
Speaker 6: Jasmin Maya was in an utter disbelief, still recovering in
Speaker 6: the hospital there giving birth.
Speaker 1: The mom of tooth thought she seen it all.
Speaker 6: Lactation casually informed her she'd sprouted an extra breast compete
Speaker 6: with a nipple and in place no one expects. You
Speaker 6: know how cows and puppies and kittens they have the
Speaker 6: line of nipples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, humans have that too.
Speaker 6: I think I had maybe three hours of collective sleep
Speaker 6: in the last two days before she tells me this news,
Speaker 6: and she gamely showed it off to help other women
Speaker 6: learn more about their own bodies.
Speaker 5: How do you I just love how these things are written.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, does that mean that if you grew an
Speaker 5: extra pendance there would be an expected place?
Speaker 3: This is from the New York Post. New York Post
Speaker 3: pretty popular.
Speaker 6: The jaw dropping discovery came when the consultants by Maya's
Speaker 6: room shortly after she'd given birth and a standard practice
Speaker 6: meant to help new moms get the hang of breastfeeding.
Speaker 6: I breastfed my first baby for one and a half years,
Speaker 6: so you know, I was thinking, there's nothing this nurse
Speaker 6: can say that's gonna surprise me, she said. But as
Speaker 6: the two chat of the consultant mention that some women
Speaker 6: develop extra breast tissue during pregnancy along the doctors call
Speaker 6: them milk line. Milk line, The invisible strip of tissue
Speaker 6: runs down both sides of the body, from the armpits
Speaker 6: to the groin. Everyone has it in the womb, but
Speaker 6: some people are born with the tiny amounts of leftover
Speaker 6: tissue that stayed dorminant for years.
Speaker 3: So there you go, Matt.
Speaker 1: They can have three wombs, just like the dreamy come true.
Speaker 6: Smart underwear and women with three breaths all turning, Matt.
Speaker 3: Now, like Robert De Niro said, I have nipples.
Speaker 1: Commune, Yeah, Foker, Yeah, what about that, Olmond? That is
Speaker 1: it for the News of the Weird? Thank you?
Speaker 3: So is George going in the box or are we
Speaker 3: making Bruce go in the box?
Speaker 4: Who wants to go?
Speaker 3: And there's only five questions?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we just stay here. You don't talk about
Speaker 4: going anywhere.
Speaker 3: You just stay here.
Speaker 5: Bruce is going to take the bullet right on? Or
Speaker 5: you both you both can.
Speaker 4: You want to tag team?
Speaker 1: Tag team or you could.
Speaker 3: Be individual contestants if you want.
Speaker 5: To, we'll tag team, all right, all right, that way
Speaker 5: we might get to I've played this game twice before, already.
Speaker 5: You set me up trying to tell me this stuff's easy.
Speaker 4: I know, No, when he does it, it's fucking hard.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: Hey, Georgia has college degrees too.
Speaker 5: I educated.
Speaker 3: Already. Five questions. Question number one, what year didn't Nintendo
Speaker 3: release the NEYS console?
Speaker 1: God? This is like it's super old.
Speaker 5: It's like thinking in the eighties because it came after
Speaker 5: the Atari. So like my first blush is like it's
Speaker 5: I think a little later I would say, like maybe
Speaker 5: eighty seven. What are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Say the question again, what year didn't Nintendo release the
Speaker 3: NEYS concert?
Speaker 1: Maybe I'd go concer Maybe I was like eighty four.
Speaker 1: It's like mid eighties, all right, Like what eighty three.
Speaker 5: I'll roll with you. I don't think.
Speaker 3: It was nineteen eighty five. Oh, so you were sniffing it.
Speaker 6: But like the first like Nintendo started off in like
Speaker 6: the God, it was like the seventeen hundreds or something
Speaker 6: weird like that when the company Nintendo started.
Speaker 1: So that's what I thought originally.
Speaker 5: Like we should get like a quarter point. Yeah, we
Speaker 5: were in Avery.
Speaker 1: Hey, at least we danced, you know they we weren't
Speaker 1: all shyly going around. We danced around it.
Speaker 4: We're right there, all right.
Speaker 3: Question number two, what was the postal service that serviced
Speaker 3: the western part of the country in the eighteen sixties?
Speaker 5: The Pony Express? That is correct, like the Wild Wild
Speaker 5: West and the Express.
Speaker 3: All right, this one is tied to our friends down
Speaker 3: in Wabashah. We'll check out the Grupy Old Men Festival
Speaker 3: this week, and if you're looking for something to.
Speaker 1: Do, don't get tied up to anybody though. That's that's
Speaker 1: not good.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have been able to park my camper where
Speaker 3: we did last year.
Speaker 4: I saw that they have everything. I was like, oh yeah, all.
Speaker 5: Right, So.
Speaker 3: What kind of fish did John put in the backseat
Speaker 3: of Max's vehicle?
Speaker 5: Is it a trout?
Speaker 6: They were just little. There were little guys. I don't
Speaker 6: I'm terrible at fishing, so I don't.
Speaker 5: Know if it's a little guy, be a sunfish or
Speaker 5: a Perch's want to guess for purchase. I mean they
Speaker 5: were like they were small crappies. I'll go with perch.
Speaker 3: I'm alright, that that is correct.
Speaker 5: We got two who told you we could get.
Speaker 3: To Yeah, hey, that's forty. Well you're at sixty six percent.
Speaker 5: There we go two out of three. Alright, Question number four,
Speaker 5: but we would do anything to win, but we won't
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 3: Question four, What was the name of the organization that
Speaker 3: sued and led to the WWF the World Wrestling Federation,
Speaker 3: World Wildlife Federation.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with them.
Speaker 4: They got mad.
Speaker 3: You got two of the three words.
Speaker 5: Correct, it's the Wildlife Federation.
Speaker 3: It's the World Wildlife Fund.
Speaker 5: Oh come on, we're right there. But I knew it
Speaker 5: was wildlife.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Partial credit?
Speaker 4: What do you want to do?
Speaker 3: You're you're the review box.
Speaker 5: All right? Okay?
Speaker 3: Three two and a half, two and a half, two
Speaker 3: and two thirty.
Speaker 5: We had a quarter on the front tomb.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we danced around it, all right, mister Rogers neighborhood. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we were creepy. Remember the creepy man. The puppets on
Speaker 6: the one always unnerved me.
Speaker 3: And that's what Daniel Tiger is a spin off of.
Speaker 5: Remember he was a hand puppet, all right.
Speaker 3: And question number five in golf, in albatross means what.
Speaker 1: It's four, right, because the birdie's one four three, it's three.
Speaker 5: No, that's par well no wait.
Speaker 6: So negative one is a birdie, two under is an eagle.
Speaker 6: Three has got to be an albatros.
Speaker 5: So three under is an albatross.
Speaker 1: I'm down with that.
Speaker 4: You are crap.
Speaker 5: Look at that.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: So you got like three and a half almost four five. Yeah,
Speaker 3: first time, like seventy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 5: You need man, if we could have just you know,
Speaker 5: we said eighty four, you win eighty three.
Speaker 3: Because you said eighty seven.
Speaker 6: It's like, because I think I remember playing like duck Hunt.
Speaker 6: I like when I was younger.
Speaker 3: I liked how Georgie is, like it's like in the
Speaker 3: mid eighties, and then like, so eighty three.
Speaker 6: I just I just remembered it being a little I
Speaker 6: thought it was the dead Medal in the eighties.
Speaker 5: I was really feeling eighty four. But that was off
Speaker 5: a year. Yeah, pretty close.
Speaker 3: That was you guys got the majority correct though, And
Speaker 3: actually those weren't bad.
Speaker 1: Are bad sometimes you start talking about like planets and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Here we go.
Speaker 3: I do have one that was entirely devoted to Grumpy
Speaker 3: Old menfest.
Speaker 4: We could have done that one Grumpy Old Men Festival
Speaker 4: this weekend. Had George you ever been to it? No?
Speaker 3: It was fun. I had a blast that Matt puked
Speaker 3: so much on a building they had to tear it
Speaker 3: down this year.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 4: They told me that they're go and get a plaque
Speaker 4: for it. I was like, I feel, so, where is
Speaker 4: this actually helped literally, Okay, they have a spaghetti feed.
Speaker 4: You've been there a few times.
Speaker 6: They got Reriggetti spaghetti. They watched the movie there a
Speaker 6: couple of times. Uh the first year I went before
Speaker 6: these guys with the one guy that did the play
Speaker 6: not like Broadway, but like in Minneapolis.
Speaker 1: He was there for uh for a while. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. It was just like it was nobody from
Speaker 1: the movie. I think originally when they first started, they
Speaker 1: got some of those guys from the movie to go.
Speaker 1: Never the main stars.
Speaker 3: Well, didn't Dustin know guy that lives up in uh
Speaker 3: Lake of the Woods area, that was an extra in
Speaker 3: the viea.
Speaker 6: He was like in the ext like when they were
Speaker 6: on the lake ice fishing, like when he's trying to
Speaker 6: stab him with the fish. Like there's a picture with
Speaker 6: the guy that's what is that place on Red Lake.
Speaker 1: It's a very popular one.
Speaker 4: West Wins. I think it's West Winds that j R. S.
Speaker 6: Rogers, I think, I mean it was one of those guys,
Speaker 6: but oh Rogers, I think it was right.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that one sounded familiar.
Speaker 6: But yeah, like when they're trying to stab with the fish,
Speaker 6: was like the side picture and there he is.
Speaker 5: So you got to come like dressed like Walter math
Speaker 5: Hour if you want it.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: We gotta.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So last last year I pulled my fish house down.
Speaker 3: That sucked. We drove five hours head wind the whole time.
Speaker 3: My gas tank just went like pulling the twenty one
Speaker 3: foot ice castle down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, through through UH City's traffic like prime time, and
Speaker 4: that that was horrible.
Speaker 3: Met my girlfriend, like met my girlfriend there, not like
Speaker 3: I met her there, but she came and joined us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, first time and like first time actually hanging out
Speaker 4: with each other. Really, no, second time, I was second time.
Speaker 3: No, it was first time you'd met her.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right. And I fell asleep, well fault. I
Speaker 4: was in his uh ice house. I was pretty few.
Speaker 3: I had helped six foot three matts sleeping on a
Speaker 3: bunk that's about this long.
Speaker 4: And you lost your heat for a little bit too,
Speaker 4: And I was so happy you did because I.
Speaker 3: Was well, I just ran out of overnight.
Speaker 4: I was so happy because I was hot as he's
Speaker 4: sleeping with a sweatshirt on and fully closed. I marry
Speaker 4: helped take my boots off, and that was it. You're like,
Speaker 4: all right, good luck. I Rick flared myself in the snow.
Speaker 5: Bank by the way, I see boom.
Speaker 4: And then I had his girlfriend and then our friend
Speaker 4: Abby like.
Speaker 3: She was like one of the head honchos from city
Speaker 3: Chamber of Commerce or something like that.
Speaker 4: She messaged me. She counted on my page like I'm
Speaker 4: very dispoort you're not coming this weekend. I'm like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Still go, Matt, still.
Speaker 4: Go stopping your money right now, You're I know, but
Speaker 4: money right now because everything's all booked up.
Speaker 1: Just go, hey, Matt, just go on love. You know
Speaker 1: you'll get those.
Speaker 3: Six hour drive sleep in the back seat your truck.
Speaker 4: Not the first time I that.
Speaker 1: I should probably find you a spot.
Speaker 4: I bet. Yeah, time out.
Speaker 1: Snow bank last year, you never know there I was,
Speaker 1: you just never know.
Speaker 3: So we discovered pickle vodka last terrible. It does not
Speaker 3: So it was gross. Bruce and his wife, me and
Speaker 3: my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Matt, you're oh Rick and Brandy.
Speaker 3: And so Friday night, Friday night, we're listening to the
Speaker 3: band and Bruce was in Fine for Jada's like, we
Speaker 3: gotta try this Pickle vodka.
Speaker 4: We're like, no, we had how many? We had a
Speaker 4: lot of bush lights and oh my god, doll fall shot.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dollar fireball.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking that this was not at the
Speaker 5: beginning of your evening, because I'm pretty sure so this
Speaker 5: is could have been like Nancy Reagan and just said no.
Speaker 3: So this this was the end of end of night one.
Speaker 3: And it gets to the point where like the band's
Speaker 3: done and we're all like, where's Matt. And here's Matt,
Speaker 3: headfirst in a green waste management in the corner, just
Speaker 3: calling dinosaurs. And we get him outside and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, like we lost him again and he turned
Speaker 3: around he's puking on the corner of this building.
Speaker 4: That No, it wasn't just a pickle shot. It was
Speaker 4: the hot spicy ones. That's the one that got me.
Speaker 3: There's just plain pickle, and now there was a spicy pickle.
Speaker 4: George, I'm pretty white. I don't do well with spice.
Speaker 3: And Jada's like, no, these are the regular ones. I
Speaker 3: was like, that did not taste like not spicy.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she gave us like the spe calling you out.
Speaker 1: Jada that we brought him back, and then Dustin was
Speaker 1: like they're not bad.
Speaker 4: We're like, what yea.
Speaker 5: Horrible take the rest of them.
Speaker 4: But Scott and I didn't eat all the way down
Speaker 4: because we're like, oh, there'll be food down there, we'll
Speaker 4: be fine.
Speaker 5: Nope, because we wanted to get down there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we hustled it.
Speaker 1: Why don't you one of the food trucks.
Speaker 3: They were by the time it was like eight o'clock, when.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was a fun time.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and then the next night, well because then
Speaker 3: they do beer curling, which is sure.
Speaker 4: Oh, Jada said, your girlfriend brought the spicy pickle round.
Speaker 4: All the tables have been turned.
Speaker 3: Both of you were in on it, so you're both
Speaker 3: on my ship list.
Speaker 4: That was a fun night. And yeah, the second night
Speaker 4: I d I learned how to poke a dance with
Speaker 4: an old lady.
Speaker 3: Matt was. There was a bet do we.
Speaker 1: Want to sir? But I was sitting there talking and
Speaker 1: this lady she goes, do you know the guy on
Speaker 1: the cowboy hat over there? I? Yes, I do.
Speaker 6: She's like, I want to dance them like you go
Speaker 6: ask him and you'll say yes.
Speaker 5: The next thing you know, you heard roll.
Speaker 3: And so they had a Poka DJ there. That's all
Speaker 3: she does know that existed. Her name is DJ shot Ski,
Speaker 3: the PJ. That's all she does is poka.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 5: Is that high demand?
Speaker 3: Apparently in southern Minnesota.
Speaker 6: It was, especially at the Grumpy Old Men Festival.
Speaker 1: I bet you, I bet you they're back because.
Speaker 5: Like, could you be a full time poka DJ? Like
Speaker 5: that's all she does? She does, that's all she so
Speaker 5: much demand in the world.
Speaker 4: You just travel around is her and her husband that
Speaker 4: we're doing it? Right?
Speaker 5: So what makes a poka DJ different from a regular.
Speaker 3: All they play is poke music. They don't play any
Speaker 3: they don't rock or anything. All different poka do any
Speaker 3: Maybe it.
Speaker 6: Was a little like I think there might have been
Speaker 6: a little scratching into the poka you.
Speaker 4: Know, I can see that it was. That was a
Speaker 4: fun time, Johnny.
Speaker 1: You get to look into now, you know, you've learned
Speaker 1: things here.
Speaker 5: I retire, That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Because was it the j Caesar who brought back the
Speaker 3: winter Fest this year? Didn't they bring last weekend?
Speaker 5: Wasn't uh? Kind of? There was some stuff going on
Speaker 5: at Rutgers and then.
Speaker 4: The beer Yeah we did Friday.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 3: Saturday there was a fishing derby or something.
Speaker 5: With the polar plunge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they had the Polar Plunge so that he didn't
Speaker 4: say anything about that.
Speaker 1: That's what what I've learned.
Speaker 3: What happened last week? What did you do, Matthew John?
Speaker 6: You know, generally, when you like your phone and you
Speaker 6: like text messages and your boss tells you, you know,
Speaker 6: especially you should.
Speaker 4: Really not my boss, not your boss one of my.
Speaker 1: Okays, Yeah it was he was supposed to he was
Speaker 1: supposed to bring beer.
Speaker 6: So okay, I'm just gonna walk through this whole thing.
Speaker 6: We walk into this beer tent. Nobody told me that
Speaker 6: it was.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 6: I walk out there with like a thin long sleeve
Speaker 6: shirt on. It's colder than hell. But we get in there,
Speaker 6: Matt starts talking to this guy behind one of his
Speaker 6: vendor tables and.
Speaker 1: He's like blah blah blah blah blah. And he's like,
Speaker 1: oh you start saying something to the guy goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I don't work here.
Speaker 6: My name is Andrew. I'm just standing by start man.
Speaker 6: I'm like okay. He goes, all right, let's go meet
Speaker 6: my other vendor. Start walking over to this guy and
Speaker 6: he goes, oh, hey, man, I'll take the two cases
Speaker 6: of beer.
Speaker 4: And he goes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the two cases of beer. You're supposed to bring
Speaker 1: the coffee and the one other one and I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't bring any beer.
Speaker 6: And he goes, then we don't have any beer, like
Speaker 6: they have like one couple of bottles. So he had
Speaker 6: to we had to we had to go buy uh,
Speaker 6: we had to go buy some beers from the the
Speaker 6: Noel's and the Northern to be able to get the
Speaker 6: two cases of beer.
Speaker 5: So you're with the beer guy that did bringer didn't
Speaker 5: read no, you didn't read no, skim read it for sure.
Speaker 6: And I'm trying to get They have the lanyards for
Speaker 6: the distributor and he's like, lanyard and what's your name?
Speaker 6: It's Dalheimert you guys like kind of really, it's not
Speaker 6: on there. So the guy has to look through it again.
Speaker 3: I just what's your name? Not?
Speaker 5: Who do you work for?
Speaker 4: I'm using lands? Yeah, brucessing that too, is just walking
Speaker 4: grabb stuff like allright's.
Speaker 1: The dustin comes in? He gets one through coke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, Matt, you should you got to pay attention.
Speaker 4: Two dollars later.
Speaker 5: Hell ship, what I'm hearing is he just had a
Speaker 5: rough rough patch there.
Speaker 3: That's what that's Matt's life story.
Speaker 6: That's funny because he's talking about and he's like, oh,
Speaker 6: I don't I'm not one of the beer vendors.
Speaker 1: I'm just standing here buying this table because the eaters comted.
Speaker 5: Oh at least he was honest with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. I was happy with that.
Speaker 3: Have you got some free samples for me?
Speaker 4: I did it free stuff.
Speaker 3: No, that's what he should have said to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was actually pretty good time, though a lot
Speaker 6: of beers. I'm probably never ever gonna drink again, though
Speaker 6: it's fun. Next year, I'll know that it's going to
Speaker 6: be outside in a tent.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Anyways, if you're bored this week and go
Speaker 3: down Wabshaw, check out the Grumpy Old Menfest, the Fishing Tournament.
Speaker 1: If you're in a fishing tournament, they got a bush
Speaker 1: light curling again.
Speaker 5: Okay, can I make a shameless oh shame, go for
Speaker 5: it because you just because you just brought up this weekend, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So there is a Baseball Dinner Show Saturday, February twenty
Speaker 5: eighth at the Armory this twenty eight I will be
Speaker 5: there at five point thirty. And who is it gonna support.
Speaker 3: But midgee Travel Baseball the Northern Heat. Bring in the
Speaker 3: heat all ages from nine up until fourteen. You'll see
Speaker 3: my son there. Daniel will be there.
Speaker 5: And you will see my brother there. You will not
Speaker 5: see me there because I have to be somewhere else,
Speaker 5: otherwise I wouldn't too. I'm the guy that bought two
Speaker 5: tickets and gave him away.
Speaker 3: I will forewarn you. You can buy tickets at either
Speaker 3: Luken's store, but they are fifty bucks a pop.
Speaker 5: You're supporting.
Speaker 3: But there's dinner and a show. There is a comedy
Speaker 3: show supposed.
Speaker 5: To be good. The comedy show is supposed to be good.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of bummed I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to miss it.
Speaker 3: So then there's some silent auction raffles and stuff like
Speaker 3: that too.
Speaker 5: So if I don't want to travel to got something.
Speaker 3: And that's at the armory and the food is being
Speaker 3: catered by fozziesh even Yeah it's a roast beef dinner.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Support kids being off their video games and outside playing baseball.
Speaker 3: Take some light off my wallet for this summer.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, what have we learned today?
Speaker 4: Boys?
Speaker 5: I learned I missed you guys. It's been a while.
Speaker 5: You're all just lovely.
Speaker 1: That's a nice one.
Speaker 3: We can get the mayor here and he can let
Speaker 3: his hair down a little bit, hair it out whatever.
Speaker 4: I got left. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Uh. I guess
Speaker 4: what I learned is learning to read better.
Speaker 3: Forty years old, you're not going to learn at this point.
Speaker 6: I even tell you, I'm like, just read it prior
Speaker 6: before you do it that way, Like if you find
Speaker 6: a word in there you don't know, you could look
Speaker 6: it up or just skip it.
Speaker 3: So as as I was watching two weeks ago and
Speaker 3: I was commenting and he would read it off, I
Speaker 3: was like, at one point, I said, just give it
Speaker 3: to Travis so he can read it, because you just
Speaker 3: butchered my comments so bad it makes no sense.
Speaker 4: I was get puzzled. Would you learn okay? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Uh, well, you guys broke a lot of bones. I
Speaker 1: did not know that in football, Well you not so much,
Speaker 1: but him. Yeah, I didn't know that your fingers went
Speaker 1: that way because you're jamming him in other dude's helmets.
Speaker 5: Helmets.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 6: That was at the bottom of a pile and you
Speaker 6: were putting your head where it didn't belong.
Speaker 1: I don't okay, that's why it's been.
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