WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:05.799 Welcome everybody to the first episode of the series Cult 2 00:00:05.919 --> 00:00:09.960 of Cryptids. This is a collaboration with Strange Brew Podcast 3 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:15.839 hosted on the network of the Cult of Conspiracy. The 4 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:20.640 fellas have allowed me to enter your circle and insert 5 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:24.719 myself inside of your ear holes for a new series 6 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:29.239 all about cryptids. But to start off this series, we're 7 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:34.159 going to be giving you some throwback episodes, some classic 8 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:37.520 cryptid episodes that Strange Brew podcast did a couple of 9 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:41.039 years ago, and it'll eventually lead us into new episodes. 10 00:00:41.119 --> 00:00:45.399 We'll be creating more and more cryptid content for everybody 11 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:49.479 here at the Cult of Conspiracy. Now, if you don't 12 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:53.159 know me, I am Tom kataka Tom Thompson, the Raptilian. 13 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:56.280 I have many different aliases. I am a hip hop artist, 14 00:00:56.320 --> 00:01:00.240 a podcaster, and an outspoken dissident of the government. And 15 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:03.600 this should be a fun series for everybody. You're going 16 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:06.879 to get some throwback episodes from cryptids that we've already 17 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:10.239 covered over at Strange Brew Podcasts, and we want everybody 18 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:14.239 to enjoy themselves. And we started off Stranger Podcasts as 19 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:18.439 essentially getting drunk and talking about anything and everything strange, 20 00:01:18.480 --> 00:01:21.480 and that included cryptids. So we're being brought on board 21 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:24.480 every Wednesday to do a fun little series now where 22 00:01:24.480 --> 00:01:26.799 we're going to dive into all sorts of different cryptids 23 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:31.719 and monsters and mythical creatures. And for the first little 24 00:01:31.760 --> 00:01:34.439 bit of the series, you'll get introduced to some of 25 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:37.359 the older episodes from Stranger Podcasts where we covered some 26 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:42.959 of this material. And if we sound like babbling, drunken idiots, 27 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:45.599 it's because at the time we were. But we still 28 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:49.000 think that you will really enjoy our humor and what 29 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:51.439 we're bringing to the table when it comes to podcasting. 30 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:55.159 We only ever started this show to make light of 31 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:58.640 dark situations and the weird, strange things that exist in 32 00:01:58.680 --> 00:02:02.760 our reality. Yes, at the beginning of this series, you 33 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:06.239 will be getting some classic cryptid episodes that we've already 34 00:02:06.239 --> 00:02:10.039 covered on Strange Brew podcast and we really hope you 35 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:13.039 enjoy it. We're taking it back to a cryptid classic 36 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:16.240 four years ago where we talked about technically a cryptid 37 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:21.039 I would say about the dark side of fairies and pixies. 38 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:32.080 Here at Cult of Conspiracy, Jeffrey. 39 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:35.240 Dahmer sod the blood are you and the bomber blowing 40 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:39.639 up Waco, Texas? And Heaven's Gates, Aliens, Modify Men from Apes, 41 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:43.879 Hitler faces death and then escaped, Big and the moth Man, 42 00:02:44.199 --> 00:02:48.879 Son of Sam, Talking to Talk Again, Witches, Sank, Codlin's 43 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:52.439 Mysterious Noise, and Hot Dings, Dark Guards and the Scull 44 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:53.000 and Bones. 45 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:56.240 Most elevenies a Provac loan. So when you're feeling all. 46 00:02:56.159 --> 00:02:59.319 Alone, grabbing beer and get stone a welcome you to 47 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:00.840 the podcast Strange Brew. 48 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:03.560 What are you to entertain you? That's what we're here 49 00:03:03.599 --> 00:03:10.680 do is I'm kind of very selfish, you fucking Welcome 50 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.599 to the Strange Brew podcast. 51 00:03:12.759 --> 00:03:13.240 Guys. 52 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.479 I'm your host, Tom kat Ak, Tom Thompson. 53 00:03:16.479 --> 00:03:23.240 And I'm I don't like I'm also your host. 54 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:25.599 It is probably one of the hottest days we've had 55 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:29.199 yet in Canada, and I'm getting sweaty. It's a nice 56 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:31.120 it's a nice, nice fun I like it. 57 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:32.280 Today's a little. 58 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:33.879 A little too hot for my fucking liking. 59 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:36.120 You got you gotta get like that plus fifteen and 60 00:03:36.199 --> 00:03:40.680 yes I'm talking Celsius fucking lunatics Sharenheit. 61 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:44.080 Yeah, getting the real time it's like twenty hours ago. 62 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:45.000 I'm like, oh, Hot's that. 63 00:03:45.039 --> 00:03:48.840 They're like four and they always have to get the 64 00:03:48.919 --> 00:03:52.319 Canadian like for the Canadians whatever, Celsius it's here, and 65 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:53.680 I'm like, yeah, fuck off. 66 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:56.520 You know my favorite one is the fact that zero 67 00:03:56.879 --> 00:04:02.199 means zero. That's freezing point. Yours is like negative negative seven. 68 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:06.919 What's the jamie? We got a we got a little 69 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:08.319 jamie from Joe Rogan here. 70 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:10.479 To the difference fahrenheit and celsi is. 71 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:12.199 No. I just want to know what the freezing point 72 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:14.719 is for freezing for fahrenheit. Isn't it like negative seven 73 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:15.199 or something? 74 00:04:15.759 --> 00:04:18.519 I thought it was plus something because they're their temperatures high. 75 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:21.639 Oh yeah, maybe yeah, plus seven. It's something stupid, that's 76 00:04:21.639 --> 00:04:23.040 the freezing point for fahrenheit. 77 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:26.360 I'm about to take a shot of some whiskey. I 78 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:30.759 got some. Uh, two degrees is the free freezing point. 79 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:33.759 Isn't that ridiculous? How does that make sense? 80 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:38.040 I knew that because cooking. 81 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:42.759 Yeah, it's just a free The freezing points what gets me. 82 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:44.519 That's why can't it just be zero? 83 00:04:44.839 --> 00:04:47.680 Yeah? Almost? I also got some of your American beer 84 00:04:47.759 --> 00:04:51.399 Peraps Blue Ribbon, the disgusting Ship. But it's stronger, so. 85 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:54.279 It's not crant. It's not that bad. It's just a 86 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:57.079 it's the iconic beer for anyone that lives in a 87 00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:01.360 trailer park. Yep, that's the beer they drink. Strange kind 88 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:01.680 of brew. 89 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:04.759 All right, so let us get into it. We'll be 90 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:07.680 talking about fairies, but more of the dark side of fairies. 91 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:11.079 We can touch upon all sorts of faeries. Yeah, when 92 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:13.000 you think about fairies, what comes to mind? 93 00:05:13.680 --> 00:05:14.680 Uh? People? 94 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:17.240 I know a dude walking around and pride with the 95 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:21.199 skirt on? Is that like a is that an actual term? No, fairies, 96 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:25.000 but that's it's meant for? Like it's not again, like it's. 97 00:05:25.639 --> 00:05:26.839 Is that an offensive term. 98 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:30.920 To describe? 99 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:34.839 Yeah? But like I feel like they call themselves that. 100 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:37.199 Yeah, little, I feel like I've heard. 101 00:05:37.439 --> 00:05:39.319 I just feel like I've heard that. I feel like it. 102 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:45.800 It seems like it's okay, but it is derogatory. 103 00:05:45.879 --> 00:05:51.079 Yeah, yeah, well I get that, like all of them. 104 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:57.480 Yeah, I mean with that, with that exact example. 105 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:00.399 This before, like, I've got a gay uncle and you 106 00:06:00.439 --> 00:06:01.959 wouldn't be able to tell he's gay unless you talked 107 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:04.000 to him, like and unless you see his fucking two 108 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:06.759 nipple rings he has poking through his shirt. That's a 109 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:08.600 fucking great telle that he's probably good. 110 00:06:08.959 --> 00:06:11.720 I think I've seen straight guys nipple rings. 111 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:14.600 My cousin Dane did that. That was in the podcast. 112 00:06:14.759 --> 00:06:17.040 He said he got one nipple pierced and it was 113 00:06:17.079 --> 00:06:19.199 so painful that he didn't know what he got the 114 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:21.759 second one pierced, and then he did it and then 115 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:23.759 his nipples went purple and he had to take them out. 116 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:26.959 I almost got my peers a while back. I got scared. 117 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:28.839 To be honest, well, one thing I wouldn't get. Well, 118 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:31.399 nipples supposed to hurt the most, especially even like on men. 119 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:33.720 And I saw back in the day, I saw a 120 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:36.360 girl get her nipples pierced, like I was just beyond 121 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:40.120 the curtain, and I just satisfying beyond the curtain because 122 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:41.079 they put the curtain across. 123 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:46.720 Yeah, that girl with a nipple piercing, And you were 124 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:48.199 just on the other side of the curtain, like you 125 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:49.680 were peeping. 126 00:06:49.319 --> 00:06:52.279 On peeping tom. That's what they call me. Uh. You 127 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:56.560 probably picture in a doorable and sparkle creature akin to 128 00:06:56.560 --> 00:07:00.600 to Disney's tinker Bell, a lovely above all friends press. 129 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:04.759 You may even want to toke a tiny joint with them. Unfortunately, 130 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:09.439 glittery humanoids with butterfly wings are stuff of children's stories. 131 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:15.639 Retrace fairy folklore or fay folklore and in history and 132 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:19.360 you'll discover they're they're weird and scary origins. And uh, 133 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:24.639 me and my girlfriend just watched our prime Oh, Carnival Row. Yes, 134 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:27.480 Carnival Row. It was actually pretty good and it's based 135 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:29.879 I'm going to show this out because it's a popular 136 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:32.160 show and stuff like that, but it's actually a pretty 137 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:33.480 good show. I can't wait in the next seas. It's 138 00:07:33.519 --> 00:07:36.319 almost like it's in a world where like creatures exist, 139 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:38.759 mythological creatures, but it's like kind of set in like 140 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:43.319 the eighteenth century, kind of nineteenth century, and they have 141 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:45.680 like and there's somebody murders one of the fairies and 142 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:47.800 then Orlando Bloom has to solve the crime. But he's 143 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:51.959 actually a fairy spoiler alert, but he gots wings cut 144 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:55.199 off and like that. So it's kind of it's I 145 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:57.160 know it would. It's it's actually a really good show. 146 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:00.920 And like the guy who wrote it was amazed when 147 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:02.720 they started to develop the show because a song he 148 00:08:02.759 --> 00:08:04.920 wrote that he never thought would become a television show 149 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:09.279 and it's like a whole town and ship. He was like, 150 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:13.360 this is crazy, Like I wrote this fucking ship. Cultures 151 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:16.360 all over the world put their own disturbing spin on 152 00:08:16.399 --> 00:08:20.560 the fay or fairies. Just because they're mythological doesn't mean 153 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:23.560 that fairies are any less frightening. Let's get into the 154 00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:26.519 darker side of fairies. Just remember to shut your windows 155 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:28.800 tight before you go to sleep tonight. 156 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:30.839 I kind of want a fairy to come in. 157 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.159 Yeah, you want to suck your dick. She was like 158 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:35.360 looking at like a lick, just she could just lick 159 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:39.960 if she's that small. We can say that. We can 160 00:08:40.120 --> 00:08:42.360 say that like that. All fairies, and we're gonna get 161 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:46.480 a pixies too, are not just fucking little tiny creatures. 162 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:49.080 Some of them can be human sized. But when I 163 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:51.000 was looking up to it's like a lot of fairies 164 00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:53.840 have to do like more or less good ones. Uh, 165 00:08:53.879 --> 00:08:55.799 they more have to do with the elements of the earth. 166 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:57.840 So there's like fairies that have to do with water, 167 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:02.159 bad and good ones. Fairies that like av well kind 168 00:09:02.159 --> 00:09:04.440 of yeah, they like to. There's fairies that live around 169 00:09:04.440 --> 00:09:07.480 bonfires and shit like that. I remember what bonfire stands for, 170 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:11.559 the fire bone fire because they used to burn people right, 171 00:09:12.559 --> 00:09:16.080 So like and there's everything like fucking air fairies, earth fairies. 172 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:18.080 So they kind of do the elements of the Earth, 173 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:22.639 but they're also like like really rooted into more Irish 174 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:25.240 and Scottish culture, which is actually interesting because they're the 175 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:29.120 ones that really believe, actually the Irish we believe in 176 00:09:29.159 --> 00:09:33.320 fucking fairies. Uh we did. We did exclude the leprechaun 177 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.799 episode that we'll be back. We will touch upon leprechauns 178 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:38.279 again one day, but we were just too drunk for 179 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:42.200 the episode. Yeah, so that's uh, that's God Forever in 180 00:09:42.279 --> 00:09:45.960 the Books of Trade. But we're definitely gonna get back 181 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:48.919 into it because that ship's hilarious, like the way fucking 182 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:51.000 they are in general. But so let's get in the 183 00:09:51.039 --> 00:09:54.120 first one. The banshee. You know what a banshee is probably. 184 00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:54.679 Right, like the. 185 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:56.799 Screams. 186 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:58.919 It's not an ape, is not it isn't like what 187 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:00.159 is it? It's a mammal. 188 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:04.759 Also known as a woman. Uh, furry back to the 189 00:10:04.840 --> 00:10:05.200 other way. 190 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:07.679 Hold up, what like, what category is a banshee? 191 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:09.240 Uh, she's a fairy. 192 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.399 No normal, it's a woman. 193 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:12.159 It's a woman. 194 00:10:12.759 --> 00:10:13.799 No, the animal. 195 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:18.519 There's no animal called a banshee, is there not losing 196 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:20.799 my mind? Yeah, there is no animal called a banshee. 197 00:10:21.360 --> 00:10:26.080 There is like, I feel like there is no a barracuda. 198 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:29.799 I'm thinking like a banci like a monkey. Isn't that 199 00:10:29.840 --> 00:10:32.559 a thing? No, there's no up thing. Where did I 200 00:10:32.679 --> 00:10:33.279 get that from? 201 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:37.960 I don't know. The banshee is essentially like a woman fairy. 202 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:42.720 Are you listening? She originated in Ireland and is said 203 00:10:42.759 --> 00:10:46.120 to be the most active at night before a passing, 204 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:50.559 so before somebody dies, she kind of shows up, almost 205 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:51.399 like the grim Reaper. 206 00:10:51.960 --> 00:10:56.240 Oh fucking okay, I was actually reading it. A banshee 207 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:58.159 is yeah. 208 00:10:57.799 --> 00:11:01.200 Okay, I think that was so she ended up. She 209 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:04.679 shows up when people are dying, which is like kind 210 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:07.399 of creepy like, almost like Grim Reaper and some folklore. 211 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:09.399 She even comes to the doors of those who are 212 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:10.639 expected to pass, like. 213 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:13.200 She could just hang out at the elder. 214 00:11:13.879 --> 00:11:18.200 She screams right, it makes fucking loud noises. She looks 215 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:21.200 like a full sized human female and know her appearance 216 00:11:21.279 --> 00:11:25.039 varies by region. Her hair is always stringy, and she 217 00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:27.399 always wears a white gown or a shroud. 218 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:30.799 It's got to be white so you see all the bloodstains, yes, 219 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:33.440 because she gotta know every single one. The black ones 220 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:35.200 hide it too much and you gotta show off your work. 221 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:39.519 That sounds got to know what did she the black ones? 222 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:40.799 The black dress? 223 00:11:41.399 --> 00:11:42.440 See the black ones? 224 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:44.159 Yeah, like the black dress? 225 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:48.639 Okay he nobody else would have thought that. She frequently 226 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:51.879 appears and she frequently appears covered in moss as well. 227 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:55.080 She's like coming out of the fucking swampy bogs violin. 228 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:59.799 Like ocean ten days to die. Was she a mermaid? 229 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:02.080 No, but there is kind of mermaid ship when we 230 00:12:02.120 --> 00:12:05.000 will get into kind of I think, but the Banshee 231 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:12.440 is recognized by her loud, her loud mourning whales. No, 232 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:18.759 it would be like a whale, like you're crying, not 233 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:23.159 like a whale, whil like a whaling. Oh like like 234 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:26.919 you know she's crying, like no, my husband killed. 235 00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:28.240 Me, you know what I mean? Like, I like. I 236 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:30.799 like that my whale impersonation was good enough for you 237 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:32.720 to think that that's what I was doing. I like that. 238 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:39.480 So, uh, if you hear her whales her moaning, which 239 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:42.200 are she said that? Which means that she is the 240 00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:45.360 harbinger of death. So someone's about to die. If you 241 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:48.480 hear a female moan, you might be about to die. 242 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:50.759 That happens way too much. 243 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:54.200 This is I so some of these words I might 244 00:12:54.240 --> 00:12:59.159 fuck up pronouncing. Sorry Irish people, a scotsh whatever's in. 245 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:02.039 It should be in our bio. 246 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:06.840 Just just a lot of spelling to be wrong. I know, 247 00:13:06.960 --> 00:13:09.440 are like speech, but I'm saying I looked up today 248 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:12.039 how to pronounce all of these and some of them 249 00:13:12.039 --> 00:13:12.919 didn't even show up. 250 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:15.480 And just looking at that pronunciation, you put it in 251 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:16.879 Google Speak and you press. 252 00:13:17.159 --> 00:13:19.320 Did that some of these didn't show up? 253 00:13:19.360 --> 00:13:21.720 What do you mean you? I could hit any I 254 00:13:21.759 --> 00:13:24.120 could just mash aboard and Google would say it. 255 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:27.519 This thing is called the bean fion, the bean fion. 256 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:31.799 Let me try literally bean on fion, all. 257 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:38.080 Right, fair trade bean bean fion, typically illustrated as and 258 00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:40.600 haggard and old, probably a woman. 259 00:13:40.919 --> 00:13:43.240 Red capes are said to be Oh no, they're just 260 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:47.279 the little creatures, typically illustrated as haggard and old. Red 261 00:13:47.360 --> 00:13:49.840 caps are said to be said to be armed with 262 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:53.320 razor sharp teeth and claws. They have red caps, and 263 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:55.759 they are said that they have razor shop claws and. 264 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:56.960 Teeth like red skull. 265 00:13:57.200 --> 00:13:59.799 No, a little like little hats, like like toad from 266 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:02.120 our you know, you know, like that, you know, the 267 00:14:02.159 --> 00:14:04.320 fairy hats are like kind of like, oh yeah, yeah, 268 00:14:04.320 --> 00:14:05.879 you know what I mean, Like a weird little fucking 269 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:09.600 triangle hat they wear like almost why would you cap either, 270 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:12.000 do I It's almost like cluekluts clan rope, but were 271 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:16.879 just out the road birthday, Yeah exactly, that's actually your 272 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:19.159 way to put it. So they have raisor sharp teeth 273 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:23.399 and claws which they used to eat humans and fairies alike. 274 00:14:24.279 --> 00:14:28.080 Their name hints at their vicious nature. Red cat, Oh 275 00:14:28.159 --> 00:14:30.960 this is fucked red. Their red caps, their red little 276 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:36.320 hats mop up their target's blood with their caps out 277 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:38.600 there committing a slang. So they fucking murder. Someone's like, 278 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:40.360 let's this clean this up right here, and take my 279 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:42.840 little hat and I'll clean it up. And they put 280 00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:45.159 their hat back on it. It's like just drenched in blood. 281 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:48.519 No, their hat's probably like some crazy ass bounty material 282 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:51.759 motherfuckers like that. That's where mister Clean came from. You 283 00:14:51.799 --> 00:14:55.919 like chopped like two of them up and made an enterprise. 284 00:14:56.039 --> 00:14:58.960 And now now the mister Clean is actually a real person. 285 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:01.240 He's a bald, gay guy with an earring, and he 286 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:04.679 goes around and he fucking slaughters fairies for their hats. 287 00:15:04.759 --> 00:15:06.600 That's what mister car I thought you were actually telling 288 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:10.080 me a story for a second, and I'm really I'm like, 289 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:13.519 I'm pretty sure it was mister clean based off. 290 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:15.279 He had to Okay, well, like I had to have 291 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:20.440 been based off somebody bean. The bean fion or fairies 292 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:24.039 are also known as the drowning fairies fucking dicks. They 293 00:15:24.039 --> 00:15:27.480 are said to pull children into their watery doom. What 294 00:15:27.639 --> 00:15:28.960 a fucking bunch of this. 295 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:32.120 Makes them drown? Yeah, a little horrible. That's a horrible 296 00:15:32.120 --> 00:15:34.000 way to die. I think I think I've said that 297 00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:35.720 a couple of times down. I think that's my worst 298 00:15:36.399 --> 00:15:38.519 I don't want to drown too much. 299 00:15:38.559 --> 00:15:42.720 Content weird thing is I've heard drowning is actually peaceful. 300 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:45.399 I guess if you embrace it. If you just said 301 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:47.200 fuck it and you like, let the water go, and 302 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:49.039 they would knock you out like pretty instantly. 303 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:51.399 Every year when I go to the cottage, I don't 304 00:15:51.519 --> 00:15:53.759 give a fu I do this while I dive as 305 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:56.039 far as I can kind of go, and I fucking 306 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:58.919 chase myself to the fucking top. One day, Charles is 307 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:00.000 gonna find me floating in the world. 308 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:05.320 I gotta come one weekend. Yeah, honestly, they at this second, 309 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:07.320 I see you coming back up and like a cannon 310 00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:08.120 or something. 311 00:16:09.200 --> 00:16:13.000 All right, So if if you're searching for a beef 312 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:18.120 on you or fucking beef on fairy beef be bean 313 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:23.919 bean fion, this doesn't sound You're advised to look around 314 00:16:23.960 --> 00:16:28.039 in dark waters where drownings have occurred because you might 315 00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:28.720 find one. 316 00:16:29.840 --> 00:16:31.600 To find a dead body. 317 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:33.919 Billy heat round over there, and then we went over 318 00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:34.919 there and I saw a. 319 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:38.320 Fairy and it was right there and then and then 320 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:38.879 and then. 321 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:45.039 These creatures were likely devised by parents looking to keep 322 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:48.519 their children from playing in the water. But it doesn't 323 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:49.720 make them any less. 324 00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:53.840 Creepy, kind of does, Yeah, that's exactly what that does. 325 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:58.720 According to Irish folklore, the slaw or fairies, thought to 326 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:02.879 have be the souls of evil people. These fairies travel 327 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:06.480 and swarms that night. That's fucking scary and like, I 328 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:08.480 don't get like that. I don't like the swarm idea, no, 329 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:10.279 because we were talking about bees and that one and 330 00:17:10.799 --> 00:17:15.240 I don't know frogs. Frogs. It's like that, but often 331 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:18.640 appearing like blackbirds. There are like weird little creatures and 332 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:21.720 they prefer the prey of dying people who have yet 333 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:25.039 to given their last rights, which is a fucking dick move. 334 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:28.759 So well, that means they get some sort of representation, 335 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:31.480 Like why can't I say that word? Uh? 336 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:34.720 What's the word repreendation? I don't know what I'm trying 337 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:35.680 to recommendation. 338 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:39.160 It's a word you get when you feel proud of it, 339 00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:41.400 like you do something and you get some sort of 340 00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:44.240 reward for it. They can't think of the word. What 341 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:48.039 word am I trying to say? No, it's okay, you 342 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:50.400 feel you feel pride for it. Like someone's got to 343 00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:54.319 know what word I'm getting out here? No, like you take, 344 00:17:54.519 --> 00:17:58.680 like you do something you get, you get the feeling 345 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:02.839 of you take separate. There's a word I like. 346 00:18:02.839 --> 00:18:06.200 This, you take solace in doing bad ship because it 347 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:08.400 eventually like you feel good about doing bad ship? 348 00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:11.680 Right, that's okay? Or how a better word? The word 349 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:13.680 I was trying to say, reward? Did they get some 350 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:19.039 sort of reward for taking the soul before it gets. 351 00:18:17.359 --> 00:18:20.920 The get dick move? Yeah, it's like they. 352 00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:22.599 Get it, though I think so is it just like 353 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:24.759 them going fuck you? 354 00:18:25.279 --> 00:18:26.839 They might be doing and I have a kind of 355 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:30.200 dick move. Some stories, however, some stories say that you 356 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:34.559 can call them by feeling deep sadness or somebody by 357 00:18:34.599 --> 00:18:37.920 saying their name col Slaw col S. 358 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:42.680 Where the fuck is something their names the slot, it's 359 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:48.119 like container and it's like a little lid with well. 360 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:51.400 No when we when the fans will never hear. But 361 00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:53.920 when we talked about leprechauns and like the bad leprecauns 362 00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:56.440 stuff that we'll get back into eventually. The whole idea 363 00:18:56.519 --> 00:18:59.079 of just something small and creepy, and there is there 364 00:18:59.119 --> 00:19:02.720 is weird videos out there that's obviously faked, but there's 365 00:19:02.759 --> 00:19:04.880 weird views that kind of show some of them that 366 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:06.799 claim to be real, but I highly doubt they are. 367 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:09.319 We're like little creatures are like they filmed them going 368 00:19:09.359 --> 00:19:12.319 around the house on like a fucking a security camera 369 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:15.759 or something, and it's like weird things like how like 370 00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:19.240 most leprechauns or fairies or some of the troll creatures 371 00:19:19.319 --> 00:19:21.680 right like the ones that in Irish folklore, they're like 372 00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:23.880 steal your shoes and then fix your shoes and shit 373 00:19:24.200 --> 00:19:24.400 like that. 374 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:28.519 Shit's weird, like did not like a dirty shoe. He 375 00:19:28.680 --> 00:19:29.680 cleaned that ship. 376 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:32.000 And they would clean shoes and ships like stuff like that. 377 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:34.200 It is like creepy, but it's kind of funny, like 378 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:34.880 a lot of it got. 379 00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:36.279 Their own little niches if you. 380 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:38.839 Think about it, right, all all these tales are from 381 00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:42.079 ancient times and then they turn into fairy tales, you 382 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:42.599 know what I mean. 383 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:45.240 So like it's kind of it turned in from real 384 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:48.720 stories that just became so told and so not heard 385 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:51.519 of that it seems ridiculous. Now. Yeah, there's maybe like 386 00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:54.039 four thousand years ago Aliens did come to Earth and 387 00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:56.279 they go, you weren't ready. Well, yeah, they saw that 388 00:19:56.279 --> 00:19:59.400 ship and they gave all these fairies and toads and well, 389 00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:02.039 I would think, and they're like, all you guys back 390 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:03.200 on the ship, they're not ready. 391 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:09.559 Yeah, and mythological like unicorns, a lot of like and 392 00:20:09.599 --> 00:20:11.279 they just fucking like took it on a ship and 393 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:13.920 was like, well they're not ready for this. But there's 394 00:20:13.920 --> 00:20:16.160 a lot of weird stuff to do with that in general. Anyways, 395 00:20:16.200 --> 00:20:18.359 about like creatures and stuff on this planet and is 396 00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:21.160 it just folklore or is it something that existed, Because 397 00:20:21.160 --> 00:20:23.319 if you have an Egyptian times and stuff, right like 398 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:26.279 those there was giants, so it's said in the Bible. 399 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:28.759 So if there is little fucking tiny little creatures. 400 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:31.519 To I gut. It's when someone said a giant. I'm 401 00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:35.279