Speaker 1: Ben and skinshell on a Friday afternoon.
Speaker 2: I hope you are getting ready to have an awesome weekend,
Speaker 2: just something special.
Speaker 1: It's gonna kick all the ass.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you haven't made dinner plans yet tonight, go
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Speaker 2: great bar, beer selection, great cocktails, incredible pasta dishes, awesome
Speaker 2: wine selection. It's at Preston and Plano Parkway. It's Andrew's
Speaker 2: American Pizza Kitchen. But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3: And now it's time for Benson's weekday Up Day, featuring
Speaker 3: veteran news anchor kt fon tweets. Here are the important
Speaker 3: stories he's currently tracking from.
Speaker 4: Around the world.
Speaker 1: City of Rault is having some problems this weekend. Guys.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Channel eight for the latest Ian story.
Speaker 5: A sewage line in ral Lead has collapsed again. The
Speaker 5: city is urging residents and the highlighted areas to stop
Speaker 5: flushing toilets, showering or bathing, doing laundry, cleaning, dishes, or
Speaker 5: anything that sends water to the sewer system. They add
Speaker 5: the water is safe to drink. Cruise were oute last
Speaker 5: night making emergency repairs to the sewer main and thought
Speaker 5: they had fixed it, but the main further collapsed tonight.
Speaker 5: Official say Cruise are actively working to fix it.
Speaker 6: Oh man, man, I was just thinking you could play
Speaker 6: stop flushing toilets.
Speaker 1: This thing's big, big, big dude. The uh this happened
Speaker 1: yesterday again.
Speaker 4: Yesterday they told the residents to stop doing that as well,
Speaker 4: don't flush, and we got it repaired. We're good. And
Speaker 4: then there's another hole in sewer main.
Speaker 1: Do you have to drive over to rockwall to take
Speaker 1: an ass? I don't know what the story goes. What
Speaker 1: do you do?
Speaker 4: I have no idea and I don't feel like proper
Speaker 4: guidance is given.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, it's totally was.
Speaker 6: You have one choice. Go in a paper bag, light
Speaker 6: it on fire, put it on your neighbor's port. That's fair.
Speaker 6: Knock on the door, that's fair. Then go around to
Speaker 6: the back door, bang on that door. So while they're
Speaker 6: putting out the fire and stomping it out and getting
Speaker 6: pool on their shoes. Then they run back through the
Speaker 6: house to get to the back door. Okay, then go
Speaker 6: back around to the front.
Speaker 1: Do it again? Are you quoting Cynthia Izagara here?
Speaker 6: Is that what she instructed everyone to do during that
Speaker 6: news clip?
Speaker 4: And I'm not I didn't pull you know, Fox four
Speaker 4: or NBC five or CBS eleven, But I do think
Speaker 4: someone is responsible to tell the people what to actually.
Speaker 1: Do, just like Ben just did. Ben's doing his job.
Speaker 4: He's holding up his good job back and like a
Speaker 4: journalism spectrum, but we do kind of need some instructions
Speaker 4: on this if you're living in the zone.
Speaker 6: Do you know who needs you know, who needs to
Speaker 6: deliver those instructions? Someone that has a wide reach. Jane
Speaker 6: Sleigh from Roulette.
Speaker 2: I feel like she's the one that needs to take
Speaker 2: over the situation and tell everyone where they need to pooh. So,
Speaker 2: like ninety percent of her followers are just looking for
Speaker 2: some pickings news and they're like, wait, what what is
Speaker 2: she tweeting about?
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Jane Slater.
Speaker 6: If you're wondering where to poop in Ralet this weekend,
Speaker 6: here's my advice to you.
Speaker 4: Okay, so bad news for for for leadership in Roulet.
Speaker 4: Back in December, their twenty five year old mayors step
Speaker 4: down old Blake Margolis. But we've got Jowel Buzzy twenty five.
Speaker 4: Let's go now, Jeff wing It's the new mayor. Just
Speaker 4: wing it with me, Jeff wing Ittt.
Speaker 1: No, Well, you don't want a guy who's gonna wing it.
Speaker 1: You vote for wing It and your whole sewer system
Speaker 1: will fall apart.
Speaker 4: I mean, what do you what do you do? Should
Speaker 4: we call wing it? I mean call wing it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just wing it, call wing it.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you're in that zone, you're pooping
Speaker 4: in a bucket, like Kelly Clarkson did during the middle
Speaker 4: of that concert at one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't you?
Speaker 6: Didn't you watch that movie where old Gal from Farga
Speaker 6: pooped in a bucket the whole time.
Speaker 1: No mad Land.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that was a struggle and that was not
Speaker 4: even the worst one that I got that year.
Speaker 6: There's a great bucket poop scene in Role Models? Can
Speaker 6: you remember that?
Speaker 1: I don't think of a great bucket poop. Oh it's great.
Speaker 1: They're at a campfire. Would you do that this week?
Speaker 1: Would you rank the bucket poop? The guy is sitting there.
Speaker 6: Reading a newspaper while he's taking a dump into a bucket,
Speaker 6: and he goes, Hey, we're gonna be by the campfire
Speaker 6: telling stories later. Oh is that where they're wait, what
Speaker 6: song is it? Is it a Paul McCartney song or
Speaker 6: something that he's playing.
Speaker 1: To the streets. They're arguing about what band it was.
Speaker 6: He goes classic story of a guy passed out naked
Speaker 6: next to a campfire, Ta me Down, Love, Take Me Down,
Speaker 6: Take me down to the streets. And they were arguing
Speaker 6: about what band they're arguing. Weren't they arguing about that
Speaker 6: not being a well known song? Well, there were the
Speaker 6: artists who the artist was, and somebody was insisting it
Speaker 6: was an artist, and somebody said no, that's not their song.
Speaker 1: And then later somebody else is.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, Carney, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I
Speaker 4: could play it for us right now, but it's not previewed,
Speaker 4: and there's a high F bomb risk?
Speaker 1: What risk? Dangerously? This is dangerous. This is the guy
Speaker 1: that dropped an F bomb last week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey man, I've done some rehab on that and
Speaker 4: feel better about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Let's get this in role models.
Speaker 4: Martin Gary, I can always spot a moody.
Speaker 1: It's my fifth year with Wings. I guess Paul McCartney's got.
Speaker 3: Nothing on me.
Speaker 1: Huh, Hell, take me down to the streets.
Speaker 3: It's not a Wings song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of.
Speaker 4: Their hits from the seventies.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure which one it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not It isn't.
Speaker 1: No, I think it might be that's not.
Speaker 3: Nobody sings that song.
Speaker 1: I don't know about it. Nobody.
Speaker 6: Oh that is the way to end a segment, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Figure Look all right, coming up next, breakout your French fries.
Speaker 2: It's time to pour some sports catch up all over.
Speaker 2: It is Jason Kidd going to the Knicks.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it.