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<v Speaker 1>Ben and skinshell on a Friday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you are getting ready to have an awesome weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>just something special.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna kick all the ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe if you haven't made dinner plans yet tonight, go

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<v Speaker 2>to Plano and go to Andrews American Pizza Kitchen. That's

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<v Speaker 2>our favorite pizza joint right there, Preston and Plano Parkway.

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<v Speaker 2>Five different styles of pizza Detroit, Philly, Tavern, Chicago, the

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<v Speaker 2>New York style that you fold over, and then their

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<v Speaker 2>own Dallas style. Get that with the buttercruss trust me,

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<v Speaker 2>great bar, beer selection, great cocktails, incredible pasta dishes, awesome

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<v Speaker 2>wine selection. It's at Preston and Plano Parkway. It's Andrew's

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<v Speaker 2>American Pizza Kitchen. But right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 3>And now it's time for Benson's weekday Up Day, featuring

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<v Speaker 3>veteran news anchor kt fon tweets. Here are the important

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<v Speaker 3>stories he's currently tracking from.

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<v Speaker 4>Around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>City of Rault is having some problems this weekend. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Channel eight for the latest Ian story.

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<v Speaker 5>A sewage line in ral Lead has collapsed again. The

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<v Speaker 5>city is urging residents and the highlighted areas to stop

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<v Speaker 5>flushing toilets, showering or bathing, doing laundry, cleaning, dishes, or

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<v Speaker 5>anything that sends water to the sewer system. They add

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<v Speaker 5>the water is safe to drink. Cruise were oute last

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<v Speaker 5>night making emergency repairs to the sewer main and thought

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<v Speaker 5>they had fixed it, but the main further collapsed tonight.

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<v Speaker 5>Official say Cruise are actively working to fix it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh man, man, I was just thinking you could play

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<v Speaker 6>stop flushing toilets.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing's big, big, big dude. The uh this happened

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday again.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday they told the residents to stop doing that as well,

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<v Speaker 4>don't flush, and we got it repaired. We're good. And

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<v Speaker 4>then there's another hole in sewer main.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to drive over to rockwall to take

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<v Speaker 1>an ass? I don't know what the story goes. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>I have no idea and I don't feel like proper

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<v Speaker 4>guidance is given.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean, it's totally was.

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<v Speaker 6>You have one choice. Go in a paper bag, light

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<v Speaker 6>it on fire, put it on your neighbor's port. That's fair.

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<v Speaker 6>Knock on the door, that's fair. Then go around to

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<v Speaker 6>the back door, bang on that door. So while they're

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<v Speaker 6>putting out the fire and stomping it out and getting

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<v Speaker 6>pool on their shoes. Then they run back through the

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<v Speaker 6>house to get to the back door. Okay, then go

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<v Speaker 6>back around to the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it again? Are you quoting Cynthia Izagara here?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that what she instructed everyone to do during that

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<v Speaker 6>news clip?

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm not I didn't pull you know, Fox four

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<v Speaker 4>or NBC five or CBS eleven, But I do think

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<v Speaker 4>someone is responsible to tell the people what to actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Do, just like Ben just did. Ben's doing his job.

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<v Speaker 4>He's holding up his good job back and like a

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<v Speaker 4>journalism spectrum, but we do kind of need some instructions

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<v Speaker 4>on this if you're living in the zone.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know who needs you know, who needs to

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<v Speaker 6>deliver those instructions? Someone that has a wide reach. Jane

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<v Speaker 6>Sleigh from Roulette.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like she's the one that needs to take

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<v Speaker 2>over the situation and tell everyone where they need to pooh. So,

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<v Speaker 2>like ninety percent of her followers are just looking for

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<v Speaker 2>some pickings news and they're like, wait, what what is

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<v Speaker 2>she tweeting about?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, I'm Jane Slater.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're wondering where to poop in Ralet this weekend,

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<v Speaker 6>here's my advice to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so bad news for for for leadership in Roulet.

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<v Speaker 4>Back in December, their twenty five year old mayors step

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<v Speaker 4>down old Blake Margolis. But we've got Jowel Buzzy twenty five.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go now, Jeff wing It's the new mayor. Just

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<v Speaker 4>wing it with me, Jeff wing Ittt.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Well, you don't want a guy who's gonna wing it.

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<v Speaker 1>You vote for wing It and your whole sewer system

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<v Speaker 1>will fall apart.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, what do you what do you do? Should

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<v Speaker 4>we call wing it? I mean call wing it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just wing it, call wing it.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like if you're in that zone, you're pooping

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<v Speaker 4>in a bucket, like Kelly Clarkson did during the middle

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<v Speaker 4>of that concert at one time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 6>Didn't you watch that movie where old Gal from Farga

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<v Speaker 6>pooped in a bucket the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>No mad Land.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh that was a struggle and that was not

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<v Speaker 4>even the worst one that I got that year.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a great bucket poop scene in Role Models? Can

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<v Speaker 6>you remember that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think of a great bucket poop. Oh it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>They're at a campfire. Would you do that this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rank the bucket poop? The guy is sitting there.

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<v Speaker 6>Reading a newspaper while he's taking a dump into a bucket,

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<v Speaker 6>and he goes, Hey, we're gonna be by the campfire

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<v Speaker 6>telling stories later. Oh is that where they're wait, what

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<v Speaker 6>song is it? Is it a Paul McCartney song or

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<v Speaker 6>something that he's playing.

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<v Speaker 1>To the streets. They're arguing about what band it was.

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<v Speaker 6>He goes classic story of a guy passed out naked

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<v Speaker 6>next to a campfire, Ta me Down, Love, Take Me Down,

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<v Speaker 6>Take me down to the streets. And they were arguing

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<v Speaker 6>about what band they're arguing. Weren't they arguing about that

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<v Speaker 6>not being a well known song? Well, there were the

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<v Speaker 6>artists who the artist was, and somebody was insisting it

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<v Speaker 6>was an artist, and somebody said no, that's not their song.

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<v Speaker 1>And then later somebody else is.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, yeah, Carney, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I

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<v Speaker 4>could play it for us right now, but it's not previewed,

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<v Speaker 4>and there's a high F bomb risk?

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<v Speaker 1>What risk? Dangerously? This is dangerous. This is the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that dropped an F bomb last week.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hey man, I've done some rehab on that and

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<v Speaker 4>feel better about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go. Let's get this in role models.

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<v Speaker 4>Martin Gary, I can always spot a moody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my fifth year with Wings. I guess Paul McCartney's got.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, Hell, take me down to the streets.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a Wings song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's one of.

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<v Speaker 4>Their hits from the seventies.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not sure which one it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not It isn't.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think it might be that's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody sings that song.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about it. Nobody.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh that is the way to end a segment, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>Figure Look all right, coming up next, breakout your French fries.

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<v Speaker 2>It's time to pour some sports catch up all over.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Jason Kidd going to the Knicks.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it.