Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: behime link this morning? No?
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Speaker 2: I don't know if I could perform behind link if
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Speaker 2: you can get up underneath the ribcage and pull up
Speaker 2: and in right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've had broken ribs and I could see.
Speaker 2: Would you rather would you rather have you had cracked ribs?
Speaker 2: Would you rather experience that? Or choke?
Speaker 1: To death, cracked broken tomato tomato. I think I'd rather
Speaker 1: go the Heimke rolling the dice on that one.
Speaker 2: I'm just making a mental note for future reference.
Speaker 1: I think if you, if you want to, you can
Speaker 1: do it to yourself.
Speaker 2: You know, you get a lean on something. Uh huh,
Speaker 2: I just go. Let's go to Dundee, Michigan. There is
Speaker 2: some joint there called the Splash Universe Hotel.
Speaker 1: With my luck, I'd give myself the Heimlich or you'd
Speaker 1: give it to me, and all I would do is
Speaker 1: dude duty.
Speaker 2: Sounds about right. The Splash Universe Hotel in Dundee, Michigan.
Speaker 1: Is it a water park bamed hotel themed hotel?
Speaker 2: It is. I guess it's very popular. You don't necessarily
Speaker 2: have to stay there to bring the kids to enjoy
Speaker 2: the water park theme. At the Splash Universe Hotel, a
Speaker 2: Michigan woman was there with her nine children. What when
Speaker 2: when she allegedly assaulted an employee who was working the
Speaker 2: front desk. Why do you think she has assaulted the employee?
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, she has nine children.
Speaker 1: Why would she assault He rag on her for having
Speaker 1: so many kids. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Her credit card was denied. I mean, she's thirty two
Speaker 2: years old, has nine kids, and her credit card is denied.
Speaker 1: Go figure, huh.
Speaker 2: I'm just doing a little present day math here on
Speaker 2: how much things cost, and I'm assuming to take nine
Speaker 2: kids to the water park. Yeah, we'll just throw it
Speaker 2: on the credit card. We haven't reached the macshit, have we.
Speaker 1: I know, with just two kids, my credit card is
Speaker 1: a little higher than I need it to be. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at this splash universe. Man, we made to do
Speaker 1: a little field trip.
Speaker 2: Sure, we're going to get to that.
Speaker 1: No, I mean we have something right down the road,
Speaker 1: Volcano Bay Way. Better.
Speaker 2: So she jumped over the counter and insulted the clerk. Sorry,
Speaker 2: your credit card has been denied.
Speaker 1: He didn't use any snide remarks like.
Speaker 2: Wonder why it's.
Speaker 1: A female worker, female hotel pay? Well, she didn't use
Speaker 1: any harsh words. There's nothing to that effect. A woman
Speaker 1: just was assaulted. Maybe your credit card would work if
Speaker 1: you kept your legs closed at least three times.
Speaker 2: That would warrant to jumping the desk attack. Okay, you
Speaker 2: need that element to at least have a hope or
Speaker 2: a prayer. When the police arrived, which they did, and
Speaker 2: alter off pat Splash Universe. They have like a little
Speaker 2: gym there.
Speaker 1: They have a banquet room if we want to do
Speaker 1: a banquet when we bring a bunch of listeners out there.
Speaker 1: Where is it again, it's in Dundee, Michigan. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: in a good time of the year for that. What
Speaker 1: is it? What does a water park like that do
Speaker 1: when you're in Michigan and you're going into December soon?
Speaker 2: Probably indoors, I hope it would have to be.
Speaker 1: Didn't look indoors to me.
Speaker 2: They probably get a water dome. I just closed it out.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you we're gonna have someone or a
Speaker 2: group of people who've lived in close proximity who are
Speaker 2: gonna give us the full skinny on Splash Hotel Splash
Speaker 2: Universe so tough.
Speaker 1: So then the lady gets arrested and doesn't her kids
Speaker 1: don't get to go to the water that's.
Speaker 2: Right, no water park for you.
Speaker 1: And then who watches those those nine kids while she's
Speaker 1: in the poor husband, I'm sure is there one. I'm
Speaker 1: guesstimating that there's I mean, he would be there with them.
Speaker 1: Somebody's around items. Do you think they're all with the
Speaker 1: same husband? Now, come on, man, you're asking me to
Speaker 1: assume or you.
Speaker 2: Know, yes, I am. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Chances not so so they I mean poor protective services.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess no, because if it was me, I
Speaker 2: think personally, I think once I get up to the
Speaker 2: four five mark, I go, I'm a little too you know.
Speaker 1: So I was well legged for the theme park.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, too active, might go get something
Speaker 2: tied off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody said, was it that Solomon chick that had
Speaker 1: eight children?
Speaker 2: Oh that's Octomom. No, not Octomom. It was not Octamo.
Speaker 1: They were trying to do octamom. But it was a
Speaker 1: talk to text. You can tell end of an era.
Speaker 1: It is an end of an era. When it comes
Speaker 1: to the airline industry. Anybody who's flown recently may have
Speaker 1: noticed this.
Speaker 2: What airlines? What do you mean? No? Not reading that
Speaker 2: on the air.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. You know, today is a good
Speaker 1: day to keep my job.
Speaker 2: We will say a lot of stuff we can't say.
Speaker 2: We can't get to that point yet.
Speaker 1: Somebody else said on government aid, she needs she needs
Speaker 1: birth control? Or keep them legs? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can we move on here? Yes, please, let's do it.
Speaker 2: If you've flown United Airlines recently. You are one of
Speaker 2: the last passengers or travelers.
Speaker 1: You said United.
Speaker 2: If you've flown United recently, you will be among the
Speaker 2: last passengers to have enjoyed the lovely perk of an
Speaker 2: in flight magazine in the conveniently located in the seatback
Speaker 2: pocket in front of you.
Speaker 1: You're the one that's selling all the stuff, right.
Speaker 2: The last publication dedicated to in flight magazines for domestic
Speaker 2: airlines has printed its final edition. Hemispheres came off the
Speaker 2: presses in September and happens to be the last such
Speaker 2: publication connected to a major US carrier now, obviously, since
Speaker 2: there's Wi Fi on planes now, and rather than digging
Speaker 2: through the seatback looking for something to keep you occupied
Speaker 2: to read, there's in many cases a screen in front
Speaker 2: of you where you can watch stuff to keep you.
Speaker 2: There's no need for an in flight magazine anymore, loaded
Speaker 2: full of the crap you just mentioned, of high end
Speaker 2: stuff that you think you might need because you're deprived
Speaker 2: of oxygen, a high altitude, and a few I never
Speaker 2: thought about that.
Speaker 1: Is that like part of an impulse place when you
Speaker 1: have a lack of ade.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you from personal experience, there a number of
Speaker 2: times going oh, yeah, I could use this chrome automatic
Speaker 2: filling dog ball.
Speaker 1: I'm going to google that when I get at home
Speaker 1: to get a discount.
Speaker 2: Yes, no more, no more in flight magazine. So it'll
Speaker 2: just be the instruction card and what to do when
Speaker 2: the plane's crashing unless you know you weren't paying it,
Speaker 2: unless you actually paid attention to the flight crew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody said you guys need to watch, uh the
Speaker 1: movie Bebe Kids. Have you ever heard of that? What
Speaker 1: is it called b E B E Kids? I'm looking
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: At the.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, let's go ahead.
Speaker 2: Speaking of a plane crashes. Hell of a place for
Speaker 2: to set down when you have engine trouble in your
Speaker 2: single engine Cessna crashed into multiple vehicles in the r
Speaker 2: V area that were in attendance for the nhr A
Speaker 2: Finals drag Racing Finals at Pomona Dragway yesterday in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, I got a
Speaker 1: you know, an RV park like h O A or KO.
Speaker 2: A plane crash into the r v U corral at
Speaker 2: the nhr A Finals. The high octane dragsters aren't enough
Speaker 2: adrenaline for you.
Speaker 1: He's flying, he's been having issues with his with his jet,
Speaker 1: and he's like a single engine Cessna. I knew a
Speaker 1: single dinge Sestna. I knew I should have put.
Speaker 2: Bought an RV.
Speaker 1: Look at those, I'm gone and to get back at them,
Speaker 1: and he circles back around.
Speaker 2: That's you know, that's a good question. If you had
Speaker 2: a good chunk of disposable income and you could buy
Speaker 2: one or the other, an RV or a single engine CESNA. Now,
Speaker 2: I know there's a lot of things to consider here,
Speaker 2: but yeah, if you could only buy one or the.
Speaker 1: Other, I'm not flying the thing. You know how you
Speaker 1: have to get those, you know, be qualified, You got
Speaker 1: to keep your hours up.
Speaker 2: And you know, I don't know anything. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: If you can't go party before, like you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I know you have to keep track. I let's say
Speaker 1: I was down in the Keys and I was going
Speaker 1: to jump on my SETNA, that whole day before would
Speaker 1: be kind of just a you know, just a day
Speaker 1: of soda and the day of soda and the keys.
Speaker 2: Never minded I even ask the question. Scholars of j
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