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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots all right? Hey, another quick reminder here.

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<v Speaker 2>You say it's we played voting, Get another fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>or so if you want to click on over to

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<v Speaker 2>the JR Facebook page and have a say in which

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<v Speaker 2>Metallica song airs at nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Three songs up there right now for you to vote on.

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<v Speaker 1>Your choices are Ride the Lightning, Blackened or The Four Horsemen,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most votes played back, excuse me?

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<v Speaker 2>Played back at nine? Do you need me to perform

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<v Speaker 2>behime link this morning? No?

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<v Speaker 1>That was just like a little hiccup or combo. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who votes is randomly picked to win, popa roach and

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<v Speaker 1>rise against tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I could perform behind link if

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<v Speaker 2>I had to. I learned how to administer it years ago. Gee,

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<v Speaker 2>you can get up underneath the ribcage and pull up

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<v Speaker 2>and in right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I've had broken ribs and I could see.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather would you rather have you had cracked ribs?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather experience that? Or choke?

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<v Speaker 1>To death, cracked broken tomato tomato. I think I'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>go the Heimke rolling the dice on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just making a mental note for future reference.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if you, if you want to, you can

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<v Speaker 1>do it to yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you get a lean on something. Uh huh,

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<v Speaker 2>I just go. Let's go to Dundee, Michigan. There is

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<v Speaker 2>some joint there called the Splash Universe Hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>With my luck, I'd give myself the Heimlich or you'd

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<v Speaker 1>give it to me, and all I would do is

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<v Speaker 1>dude duty.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds about right. The Splash Universe Hotel in Dundee, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a water park bamed hotel themed hotel?

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<v Speaker 2>It is. I guess it's very popular. You don't necessarily

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<v Speaker 2>have to stay there to bring the kids to enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>the water park theme. At the Splash Universe Hotel, a

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<v Speaker 2>Michigan woman was there with her nine children. What when

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<v Speaker 2>when she allegedly assaulted an employee who was working the

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<v Speaker 2>front desk. Why do you think she has assaulted the employee?

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<v Speaker 2>Keep in mind, she has nine children.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would she assault He rag on her for having

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<v Speaker 1>so many kids. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Her credit card was denied. I mean, she's thirty two

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<v Speaker 2>years old, has nine kids, and her credit card is denied.

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<v Speaker 1>Go figure, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just doing a little present day math here on

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<v Speaker 2>how much things cost, and I'm assuming to take nine

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<v Speaker 2>kids to the water park. Yeah, we'll just throw it

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<v Speaker 2>on the credit card. We haven't reached the macshit, have we.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, with just two kids, my credit card is

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<v Speaker 1>a little higher than I need it to be. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at this splash universe. Man, we made to do

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<v Speaker 1>a little field trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, we're going to get to that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean we have something right down the road,

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<v Speaker 1>Volcano Bay Way. Better.

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<v Speaker 2>So she jumped over the counter and insulted the clerk. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>your credit card has been denied.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't use any snide remarks like.

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<v Speaker 2>Wonder why it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A female worker, female hotel pay? Well, she didn't use

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<v Speaker 1>any harsh words. There's nothing to that effect. A woman

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<v Speaker 1>just was assaulted. Maybe your credit card would work if

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<v Speaker 1>you kept your legs closed at least three times.

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<v Speaker 2>That would warrant to jumping the desk attack. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>need that element to at least have a hope or

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<v Speaker 2>a prayer. When the police arrived, which they did, and

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<v Speaker 2>alter off pat Splash Universe. They have like a little

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<v Speaker 2>gym there.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a banquet room if we want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a banquet when we bring a bunch of listeners out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is it again, it's in Dundee, Michigan. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 1>in a good time of the year for that. What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? What does a water park like that do

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<v Speaker 1>when you're in Michigan and you're going into December soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably indoors, I hope it would have to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't look indoors to me.

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<v Speaker 2>They probably get a water dome. I just closed it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell you we're gonna have someone or a

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<v Speaker 2>group of people who've lived in close proximity who are

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<v Speaker 2>gonna give us the full skinny on Splash Hotel Splash

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<v Speaker 2>Universe so tough.

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<v Speaker 1>So then the lady gets arrested and doesn't her kids

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<v Speaker 1>don't get to go to the water that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, no water park for you.

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<v Speaker 1>And then who watches those those nine kids while she's

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<v Speaker 1>in the poor husband, I'm sure is there one. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guesstimating that there's I mean, he would be there with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's around items. Do you think they're all with the

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<v Speaker 1>same husband? Now, come on, man, you're asking me to

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<v Speaker 1>assume or you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, yes, I am. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Chances not so so they I mean poor protective services.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna guess no, because if it was me, I

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<v Speaker 2>think personally, I think once I get up to the

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<v Speaker 2>four five mark, I go, I'm a little too you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was well legged for the theme park.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, too active, might go get something

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<v Speaker 2>tied off?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody said, was it that Solomon chick that had

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<v Speaker 1>eight children?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's Octomom. No, not Octomom. It was not Octamo.

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<v Speaker 1>They were trying to do octamom. But it was a

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<v Speaker 1>talk to text. You can tell end of an era.

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<v Speaker 1>It is an end of an era. When it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to the airline industry. Anybody who's flown recently may have

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<v Speaker 1>noticed this.

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<v Speaker 2>What airlines? What do you mean? No? Not reading that

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<v Speaker 2>on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. You know, today is a good

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<v Speaker 1>day to keep my job.

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<v Speaker 2>We will say a lot of stuff we can't say.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't get to that point yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody else said on government aid, she needs she needs

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<v Speaker 1>birth control? Or keep them legs? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we move on here? Yes, please, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've flown United Airlines recently. You are one of

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<v Speaker 2>the last passengers or travelers.

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<v Speaker 1>You said United.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've flown United recently, you will be among the

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<v Speaker 2>last passengers to have enjoyed the lovely perk of an

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<v Speaker 2>in flight magazine in the conveniently located in the seatback

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<v Speaker 2>pocket in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one that's selling all the stuff, right.

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<v Speaker 2>The last publication dedicated to in flight magazines for domestic

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<v Speaker 2>airlines has printed its final edition. Hemispheres came off the

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<v Speaker 2>presses in September and happens to be the last such

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<v Speaker 2>publication connected to a major US carrier now, obviously, since

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<v Speaker 2>there's Wi Fi on planes now, and rather than digging

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<v Speaker 2>through the seatback looking for something to keep you occupied

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<v Speaker 2>to read, there's in many cases a screen in front

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<v Speaker 2>of you where you can watch stuff to keep you.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no need for an in flight magazine anymore, loaded

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<v Speaker 2>full of the crap you just mentioned, of high end

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that you think you might need because you're deprived

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<v Speaker 2>of oxygen, a high altitude, and a few I never

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<v Speaker 2>thought about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like part of an impulse place when you

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<v Speaker 1>have a lack of ade.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you from personal experience, there a number of

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<v Speaker 2>times going oh, yeah, I could use this chrome automatic

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<v Speaker 2>filling dog ball.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to google that when I get at home

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<v Speaker 1>to get a discount.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no more, no more in flight magazine. So it'll

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<v Speaker 2>just be the instruction card and what to do when

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<v Speaker 2>the plane's crashing unless you know you weren't paying it,

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<v Speaker 2>unless you actually paid attention to the flight crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody said you guys need to watch, uh the

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<v Speaker 1>movie Bebe Kids. Have you ever heard of that? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it called b E B E Kids? I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>for it.

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<v Speaker 2>At the.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, let's go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of a plane crashes. Hell of a place for

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<v Speaker 2>to set down when you have engine trouble in your

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<v Speaker 2>single engine Cessna crashed into multiple vehicles in the r

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<v Speaker 2>V area that were in attendance for the nhr A

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<v Speaker 2>Finals drag Racing Finals at Pomona Dragway yesterday in Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>you know, an RV park like h O A or KO.

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<v Speaker 2>A plane crash into the r v U corral at

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<v Speaker 2>the nhr A Finals. The high octane dragsters aren't enough

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<v Speaker 2>adrenaline for you.

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<v Speaker 1>He's flying, he's been having issues with his with his jet,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like a single engine Cessna. I knew a

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<v Speaker 1>single dinge Sestna. I knew I should have put.

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<v Speaker 2>Bought an RV.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at those, I'm gone and to get back at them,

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<v Speaker 1>and he circles back around.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you know, that's a good question. If you had

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<v Speaker 2>a good chunk of disposable income and you could buy

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<v Speaker 2>one or the other, an RV or a single engine CESNA. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I know there's a lot of things to consider here,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, if you could only buy one or the.

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<v Speaker 1>Other, I'm not flying the thing. You know how you

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<v Speaker 1>have to get those, you know, be qualified, You got

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<v Speaker 1>to keep your hours up.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I don't know anything. I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can't go party before, like you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you have to keep track. I let's say

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<v Speaker 1>I was down in the Keys and I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to jump on my SETNA, that whole day before would

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of just a you know, just a day

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<v Speaker 1>of soda and the day of soda and the keys.

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<v Speaker 2>Never minded I even ask the question. Scholars of j

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<v Speaker 2>R R is brought to you by you. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>Central Florida