Speaker 1: Welcome to episode five. If she's my girlfriend? Hey, Danny,
So they only let me swipe right twenty times a day.
Should I get premium?
Speaker 2: Definitely get premium. You'll get less ads in between swiping
that way.
Speaker 1: Should I put up like a provocative picture or something.
Speaker 2: Definitely? Women love it when we post for the camera
like that.
Speaker 1: I got the perfect idea. I'll wear tight pants, you know,
to show off the junk.
Speaker 2: Yes, and do duck lips. Women go crazy when we
do that.
Speaker 1: Should I also post a picture of me hold on
my gun.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. You want them to know that you can protect
them at any cost.
Speaker 1: Lasting, Danny, lasting, I haven't had a job in four years.
Should I mention anything about that?
Speaker 2: Nah, just call yourself an entrepreneur. Women love CEO types.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much for your help, Danny.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's coming back, So I got to go talk soon.
Speaker 1: Garfield, I'm gonna get a girlfriend soon.
Speaker 2: I know you will, all right. Bye. Lisa is the
woman of my dreams. Our relationship has been a gift
from God. She loves sunflowers. It's one of the reasons
I adore her so much, and her favorite color is red.
Her eyes are so beautiful to me seeing her eyes
made my day all those months ago when we went
out on our very first date. She's my girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Hello, there's someone down there. I swear I just heard you.
I guess I'm imagining things. I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: I hope she marries me. I'm going to ask her.
I'm going to ask her for sure.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, I see you, you son of a bitch.
Get out from under there right now.
Speaker 2: It'll just be a minute.
Speaker 3: Right now, or I'm coming in after you.
Speaker 2: Please don't shoot me. I'm coming out. Please don't hurt me.
Speaker 3: Yes, Police, I'd like to report an invider. I called
him red handed. He's here right now. He's under the
foundation of the apartment complex. No, I don't know how
long he's been here. It looks like it looks like
he's been camping on the hair. I don't know how long. Yes,
twelve rough seventy nine, one fourth went through report ward. Yes,
I'll stay on the line.
Speaker 2: I'll kill myself if I can't have you what. No,
I won't do that.
Speaker 3: He's making a room for it. Get out of the car.
You're under rest.
Speaker 2: You'll never take me alive. Pig, shut up, maron.
Speaker 3: Ma'am h.
Speaker 2: Lisa Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Shout up the idiot, Lisa