Speaker 1: It's the Lapsed fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnaco
Speaker 1: and JP Sorrow.
Speaker 2: We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.
Speaker 3: We've been to a Little Boys that year.
Speaker 2: I don't know, right, Tony. We ever game it's an
Speaker 2: artificial tree. So I did artificial job at trimming. Timness
Speaker 2: is only exceeded by our inability to.
Speaker 1: Adjust hollow the third wrangling hear the Lapsed Fanboy got
Speaker 1: a price for the million dollar Man, even Santa Claus
Speaker 1: and so no, say it's not so.
Speaker 3: Start off.
Speaker 1: And welcome back. Yes, we continue the twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: TLF Christmas Show. Of course, we brought you last time
Speaker 1: the first Gift of Christmas from the Homie Sack out
Speaker 1: in Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: And we also revealed a big surprise guests, Mama Sorrow
Speaker 1: from the Moat Tier Wrestle Mamia, all of you you know,
Speaker 1: fortunate enough to be able to pledge to us in
Speaker 1: that denomination.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we'll get it. Hopefully we'll get like something like
Speaker 2: a Jerry Lawler picture and see how that reacts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have it up in Steve's gift yet. No, right,
Speaker 2: that's a great point.
Speaker 1: We have a crackling fire here and the Boss's homestead
Speaker 1: not far from tlf HQ and Connecticut Post Office, where
Speaker 1: all of you kind listeners have sent so many gifts
Speaker 1: for us. And having Mama Sorrow on hand is such
Speaker 1: a treat because of course the listeners and the moat
Speaker 1: tier are accustomed.
Speaker 2: They are to the dynamic. They know my mom's opinions
Speaker 2: when it comes to wrestling matches.
Speaker 1: I want to say, yeah, she's done with us talking.
Speaker 1: I got to lead up to it. Yes, But Mama
Speaker 1: Sorrow has requested that she opened the package. Yes she has,
Speaker 1: and I think she should be so fortunate. We'll start
Speaker 1: hearing a small one. What's next here on the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four tf Christmas Show is a gift that appears
Speaker 1: to be coming to us by way of the UK.
Speaker 1: Now you should know that sometimes there's cards inside explaining
Speaker 1: what's from, so please be mindful of of that. As
Speaker 1: I'm looking, Oh it's I see it on the other
Speaker 1: side of the package, John Bonnie. Oh, there we go
Speaker 1: out in Dorset, United Kingdom. Dorchester Soft fit to send
Speaker 1: this to us, said Dorchester. No, No, Dorset as in Dorset, UK,
Speaker 1: all the way from the un Yes, now, do you
Speaker 1: think you're gonna have difficulty with this or do you
Speaker 1: think you can handle it?
Speaker 2: I think I can.
Speaker 1: It's well wrapped, it's.
Speaker 2: Got a long had a long journey. You want to
Speaker 2: give it? Here? Take these?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to talk to a pair of
Speaker 1: psycho sid esque scissors here for mama sorrow to do
Speaker 1: the honors.
Speaker 2: Watch your ribs.
Speaker 3: Words the point.
Speaker 1: Right that scissors by the point right, or the or
Speaker 1: the go ahead and trim or the point of the story.
Speaker 1: We never seem to get to that. It's a lovely
Speaker 1: holiday season, and we sure do hope you and yours.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you open it?
Speaker 1: Well, we'll let her. H Why don't you go ahead
Speaker 1: and let her take that out for us? I'll take
Speaker 1: those and.
Speaker 2: Oh she black, oh desk calendar, the wow.
Speaker 1: Take a look, ladies and gentlemen, and what might be
Speaker 1: in that hot little item there?
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was hand made?
Speaker 2: It certainly looks very very nothing's handmade anymore.
Speaker 1: If I know, John Bonnie, it's it's handmade.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's John Bonnie. Why don't you show him
Speaker 2: who that picture is of?
Speaker 1: Okay, j think tell.
Speaker 2: Him what you see? Boss? I see nothing. She's not
Speaker 2: showing it to me's working on it. She's like, of
Speaker 2: all the gifts, I.
Speaker 3: Recognize face.
Speaker 2: Good boss strangle, that is that is mugshot, bugshot. Wow.
Speaker 1: I think the homie John Bonnie saw to it. That
Speaker 1: will be able to ring in every month of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five with pro wrestler's mugshots.
Speaker 2: That's a mug shot. That's when he was arrested. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he was arrested, is it? No? What did he get
Speaker 2: arrested for? I don't know. I do remember. Probably drugs
Speaker 2: he did have.
Speaker 1: He did have a couple drug driving but he does
Speaker 1: have a you know, he was he did do a
Speaker 1: lot of drugs.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like that. That's too bad. He didn't
Speaker 3: pay attention to his mom. Maybe he didn't have that.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that Bagwell buff Bagwell's mugshot. And he's seen
Speaker 1: better days. He looks like, I mean not not not
Speaker 1: to be on toward mama sorrow. But do you know
Speaker 1: that he once worked as a jigglow?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Yes, America, Yes, yes, he was an American jigglow.
Speaker 3: The the rep not referees, but on America's got talent.
Speaker 1: Simon Cowell, Simon Well under arrest in the midst of
Speaker 1: the prescription drug problems. Looks like Simon Cowell at the
Speaker 1: record show. That and who do we have from March? Oh?
Speaker 2: The April.
Speaker 3: All gray?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and white and that's Jeff Hardy. Oh he has
Speaker 2: a colored neck. I'll say it's a modest neck.
Speaker 3: It looks like it's got rips.
Speaker 2: Do you think he looks like a modest individual, a
Speaker 2: modest yes?
Speaker 3: What do you mean that he wears clothes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, sir, but it doesn't cover his neck.
Speaker 2: No, that has problems?
Speaker 3: Red?
Speaker 2: Yeah and gray? Does he look like trustworthy to you?
Speaker 2: Does he look reliable?
Speaker 3: Well, his eyes are a little bit suspicious.
Speaker 2: Very good, Yeah, I agree? Okay, April coming up twelve
Speaker 2: months after all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this man, but I.
Speaker 3: Can't think of his He must be very tall because
Speaker 3: they have a yard stick behind his head.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: We occasionally when you take a mud shot, you stand
Speaker 1: in front of a a height meter yeh r yard stick.
Speaker 2: So my at, Yes, I know him. Some might call
Speaker 2: that the the longest yard stick. That's true. That's coming soon.
Speaker 2: I'mder cinnamon.
Speaker 3: And may I think it's a woman. U.
Speaker 2: I think women. Oh man, So who do you think
Speaker 2: that would be?
Speaker 1: Solar system? Who do you think Mama Sara will look
Speaker 1: upon and say, I think that's a woman.
Speaker 2: That's her name is? Her name is Tammy Sitch Oh.
Speaker 1: And she's currently she's currently incarcerated.
Speaker 2: Oh, very sad.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, dear, just gave up the goose on John
Speaker 1: gave up the Christmas goose.
Speaker 2: What happens?
Speaker 3: He's at least smiling.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where that Who is that? You
Speaker 2: don't know who that is? I can't, No, I can't
Speaker 2: who is it?
Speaker 3: That is Sid? Oh?
Speaker 2: It Sid? That's it.
Speaker 1: It looks like illness. I have no idea was Sid arrested.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of a tribute show.
Speaker 2: I need to know this. I guess he was. That
Speaker 2: looks like yeah, the member said justice moment. Did he
Speaker 2: beat Uphaul Cogan? I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I just don't like that because he looks nice for.
Speaker 2: A jailbird, I guess, or he just didn't like yeah sometimes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. We don't talk about jealousy in Christmas, okay,
Speaker 2: we don't talk about politics, religion or jealousy. He's concerning
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that. That's that's Marty Jeannetty.
Speaker 1: It's the home run of all the gifts to give her.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's a wrestler, all right. He kind of
Speaker 1: epitomizes a wrestler. He's arrested wrestler. I'm sure they are.
Speaker 1: But the first time, not the last time, A.
Speaker 2: Yes, were at least arrested. Yes, go to the point
Speaker 2: where they got their mugshot taken. M Oh my god.
Speaker 2: What if I told you that that is Rick Flair?
Speaker 2: I would that's Rick Flair, the nature Boy, slick Rick. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: a little bit older barely. Oh wow, that's name I
Speaker 2: do too, too bad? Rick? We have we have the
Speaker 2: nature Boy in our hearts this Christmas.
Speaker 3: Weas August to October? Any sense.
Speaker 2: What we got them?
Speaker 1: That is the Sandman James Fullington. He was in a
Speaker 1: wrestling company called the E c W. He was known
Speaker 1: for drinking beer and smashing the cans in his forehead
Speaker 1: before the a match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, usually he'd make himself make himself bleed.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: She said that to the calendar. Oh, he is a wrestler,
Speaker 2: although he should get the getting fake punches.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's see, he regular happy.
Speaker 2: Is I'll tell you what. I I think he went
Speaker 2: to jail with a nap of cab. He took a
Speaker 2: circuitous route to jail. He didn't go That is Kevin
Speaker 2: Nash formally Diesel. Do you remember Diesel?
Speaker 3: Okay, they don't.
Speaker 2: He's too tall for the yard stick. He's in the
Speaker 2: longest yard stick too. He is in the longest yardstick.
Speaker 1: So something that makes her say that the longest yard
Speaker 1: characters are very funny. Oh, yes, of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, October November.
Speaker 1: That is Matt Hardy. That is the brother of the
Speaker 1: guy who had the.
Speaker 2: Red neck the red neck a red neck. That's kind
Speaker 2: of funny. Yes, they were brothers. They were tag team Redneck,
Speaker 2: red Neck the rednecks, right, that's what they were doing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep saying it. Redneck. That's they were known as. Yet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: well they've known that to me. Idiots and that.
Speaker 1: Will be the Thanksgiving pictures. Yes, looking ahead, that's great,
Speaker 1: Glad we have one glad to be gathering again.
Speaker 2: That's oh.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna call him mister December from here
Speaker 1: on now, mister December. Scott Hall in his Scott Hall
Speaker 1: at his worst. Yeah, he was, Yeah, he had a
Speaker 1: lot of difficulty with a lot of substances.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's dead, Mom, he's dead. No, he's very dead.
Speaker 2: Does it surprise you looking at that picture to learn
Speaker 2: that he's passed.
Speaker 3: No, because he looks like he can keep his eyes open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and before you.
Speaker 3: Die, that's open. Well, God bless you and well.
Speaker 1: She is looking at a picture of Scott Hall on
Speaker 1: the twenty twelve month calendar provided by John Bonnie, one
Speaker 1: of the Great Solid Solars members, and she is saying,
Speaker 1: God bless you to a picture of Scott Hall's mugshots.
Speaker 2: This is the end.
Speaker 1: And I can't think of a more appropriate gift and
Speaker 1: a more appropriate, you know, way to bring in Mama sorrow.
Speaker 1: As we continue celebrating the most wonderful of seasons here
Speaker 1: at tlf HQ and celebration of ten years have lapsed.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time for the next installment, the
Speaker 1: next Gift of Christmas in the twenty twenty four Unwrapping
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