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Speaker 2: Those planning to travel via air this summer or just
Speaker 2: in general may want to be aware of this. I
Speaker 2: just did a couple of weeks ago. I wish you
Speaker 2: would have had it then. What was what said? Well,
Speaker 2: it obviously did not happen to you. What I'm about
Speaker 2: to describe, but because if it did, I know you
Speaker 2: would have brought it to the table here for all
Speaker 2: of us to hear. About a woman put a post
Speaker 2: up saying that she was going through TSA and they
Speaker 2: flagged her when she was going through security at two
Speaker 2: different airports and had to be padded down and she
Speaker 2: just didn't understand what was going on until she asked.
Speaker 2: And apparently TSA and some of the equipment they use
Speaker 2: is hyper sensitive to a lot of different things, including moisture.
Speaker 2: If you've got swamp crotch or swamp ass going on,
Speaker 2: you potentially could trigger one of these TSA pack downs.
Speaker 2: And then it was on. The house started reacting to this,
Speaker 2: and apparently TSA employees are saying, yeah, that can happen.
Speaker 1: How did the TSA employer or employee convey that message
Speaker 1: to or did he say, I mean cause that's a
Speaker 1: that's a touchy one, Yeah, ma'am. It runs on moist
Speaker 1: it's moisture sensitive. So you know, wow, ma'am, have you
Speaker 1: heard a gold bond?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And for guys, fresh balls, we'll do the trick to
Speaker 1: avoid this, Okay, So this is good. People fly in
Speaker 1: this summer, make sure that you're dry down there.
Speaker 2: It's just simple math. I remember when I had my
Speaker 2: gut sweating, are just real excited to go through security? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what were you gonna say? No?
Speaker 1: When I had years and years, I don't even we
Speaker 1: didn't even know each other yet. It was before I
Speaker 1: was doing radio. I was just going to college and
Speaker 1: was doing a Coasta trip and Pat I had a goatee,
Speaker 1: like like, what's that one?
Speaker 2: The whole man you?
Speaker 1: But Pat, I swear you can ask Delta day and
Speaker 1: different people. I looked like the devil and I had
Speaker 1: that one length hair. Immediately coming back in, They're like,
Speaker 1: you come on, man, you're stereotyping.
Speaker 2: But that was prior to nine to eleven. So even
Speaker 2: that you really must have been setting them off, because
Speaker 2: I just it was much more lax before then.
Speaker 1: I'm coming through the airport with my boards, multiple boards,
Speaker 1: and and I look like that smuggler. They're looking right
Speaker 1: out of the gate. They're gone, dope, d you're watch
Speaker 1: right here. So they didn't check any camp or uh
Speaker 1: crevices though you know.
Speaker 2: What, I'm no no cavity. But it was quite the
Speaker 2: pat downs. So I can't pin this on every place
Speaker 2: across the country, because this particular story is out of
Speaker 2: San Francisco, which you know well nicely said there.
Speaker 1: If you don't have anything nice to say, move right.
Speaker 2: Multiple employers in the San Francisco Bay area have gone
Speaker 2: to the extreme of hiring etiquette coaches to better explain
Speaker 2: to their young Gen Z workers the ins and outs
Speaker 2: and the trials and tribulations, the dues and don'ts of
Speaker 2: office etiquettes. Many of these workers are having issues dealing
Speaker 2: with traditional office etiquette because of their attitudes towards life
Speaker 2: work balance, which I respect. I respect that. That said,
Speaker 2: a lot of these workers and this is all explained
Speaker 2: in this piece that I was reading. A lot of
Speaker 2: these workers really their time in offices right now is
Speaker 2: it's new to them, because you got to think, the
Speaker 2: whole lockdown thing went for years and years and years
Speaker 2: in places like San Francisco as they were growing up
Speaker 2: and coming out of college. So for a lot of them,
Speaker 2: this is their first experience being in an office, and
Speaker 2: when they get the hard, cold truth of how offices operate,
Speaker 2: it doesn't geil real well with them, and they well understandable, understandable.
Speaker 1: If you were, you know in that lockdown you talked
Speaker 1: about pat Yeah, and then had to your first office JOBB.
Speaker 1: But I think they need these etiquette coaches at like
Speaker 1: convenience stores, and you don't.
Speaker 2: I want to hear more about this to teach the
Speaker 2: people working and Eddie Retail.
Speaker 1: You know, you got your BWO guard right at the
Speaker 1: front with the machine gun, and then you have the
Speaker 1: etiquette coach tell the person with this, you know, fingernails
Speaker 1: that are this long, that's sitting there on her phone
Speaker 1: while you're waiting, and she hadn't even looked up at
Speaker 1: you to ask if there's anything up.
Speaker 2: Have the etiquette coach talk to them. I will never
Speaker 2: ever again hit convenience store workers. I told you that.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, hit them like rag them? No,
Speaker 2: I won't. I'm not ragging by it. A much better
Speaker 2: appreciation for doing that job after doing that job, There's
Speaker 2: no doubt about it.
Speaker 1: I respect the hell out of certain convenience store workers
Speaker 1: because the amount of stuff and we have a bunch
Speaker 1: of them. They listen to this show in the station,
Speaker 1: the amount of stuff that they're doing behind the counter,
Speaker 1: and you know firsthand when you're having a cook pizza,
Speaker 1: cook wings, do this, DUDEO. The gas pumps lotto tickets, smokes,
Speaker 1: coffee pots, everything you are, jeweler, grill props to everybody
Speaker 1: in the convenience store, the handful of that need the
Speaker 1: etiquette courses.
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a leap taco to
Speaker 2: think that seven to eleven and Circle K and all
Speaker 2: the other convenience stores are going to hire etiquette coaches
Speaker 2: just convenience for a high churn position, that is clerk
Speaker 2: in a convenience store. That's a dream anyway, So, Steven,
Speaker 2: I just I want to let you know that here
Speaker 2: in the office where we run the hedge fund, pajama
Speaker 2: bottoms are really not appropriate office attire. Yeah, and we
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 1: Wear belts with our pants hold up with the shirt
Speaker 1: tucked in. I know, hey, baby Steps, just don't bring
Speaker 1: in the jammies tomorrow, and especially the ones with the feet.
Speaker 1: You need closed toed shoes, you know, all right, you
Speaker 1: could do that, you know, Walmart.
Speaker 2: And then there's this, And for a moment, I was
Speaker 2: very impressed by this until I did a little research.
Speaker 2: Now I have the video footage of what I'm about
Speaker 2: to describe to you on our Facebook page. Okay, the
Speaker 2: storm chasing couple who got engaged right in front of
Speaker 2: us South Dakota tornado. Yeah, you popped the question to
Speaker 2: her as they were storm chasing in South Dakota. I
Speaker 2: think it just happened, okay, bottom left ear screen. I
Speaker 2: think they just proposed in front of the torn up.
Speaker 2: I think they literally just proposed. Yeah, let's stop down
Speaker 2: as the hail's raining down, the winds blowing, cows are
Speaker 2: flying by, and things are being ripped apart. Honey, I
Speaker 2: love you, Will you marry me? This is so romantic.
Speaker 2: So I went and looked, and this is apparently a
Speaker 2: thing with the storm chasers in love's that's the go
Speaker 2: to move man, I mean, the ultimate romantic move out
Speaker 2: in the field.
Speaker 1: You think about the sex after that. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like extreme and pat This is their life. I mean,
Speaker 1: for God's sakes, they chase storms we run from.
Speaker 2: You know, you watch all the movies and shows about that,
Speaker 2: and you get this brief moment where you're going, you
Speaker 2: know that might be kind of cool to go check
Speaker 2: that out, And then about thirty seconds later, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't need to be in the middle of some
Speaker 2: cornfield more than or then.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you have just a baby f one
Speaker 1: ripped through the area near you or where you live,
Speaker 1: and you say, they're out of their mind. There's something
Speaker 1: five times that strong and they're getting they're chasing it.
Speaker 1: If your truck gets sucked up like I've seen and
Speaker 1: whatever that show is that movie, Uh.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations on your your pending nuptials. A