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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one O one one do w JRR. But your freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots all right, This hour brought you by Jr's Tuesday

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<v Speaker 2>ticket takeover Welcome to Rockville twenty twenty six. Yet you

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen a lot of different emails coming through from

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<v Speaker 1>the Rockville people about the excitement for next year.

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<v Speaker 2>You could be there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's at one oh one one WJRR on Insta. That's

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<v Speaker 1>happening right now on our Instagram at one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one WJRR.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get by there by midnights and do as the

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<v Speaker 2>post instructs, and then you'll be qualified to win those tickets. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know the line that's going to be banging.

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<v Speaker 2>Those planning to travel via air this summer or just

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<v Speaker 2>in general may want to be aware of this. I

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<v Speaker 2>just did a couple of weeks ago. I wish you

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<v Speaker 2>would have had it then. What was what said? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it obviously did not happen to you. What I'm about

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<v Speaker 2>to describe, but because if it did, I know you

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<v Speaker 2>would have brought it to the table here for all

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<v Speaker 2>of us to hear. About a woman put a post

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<v Speaker 2>up saying that she was going through TSA and they

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<v Speaker 2>flagged her when she was going through security at two

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<v Speaker 2>different airports and had to be padded down and she

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't understand what was going on until she asked.

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<v Speaker 2>And apparently TSA and some of the equipment they use

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<v Speaker 2>is hyper sensitive to a lot of different things, including moisture.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got swamp crotch or swamp ass going on,

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<v Speaker 2>you potentially could trigger one of these TSA pack downs.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was on. The house started reacting to this,

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<v Speaker 2>and apparently TSA employees are saying, yeah, that can happen.

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<v Speaker 1>How did the TSA employer or employee convey that message

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<v Speaker 1>to or did he say, I mean cause that's a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a touchy one, Yeah, ma'am. It runs on moist

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<v Speaker 1>it's moisture sensitive. So you know, wow, ma'am, have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard a gold bond?

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>And for guys, fresh balls, we'll do the trick to

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<v Speaker 1>avoid this, Okay, So this is good. People fly in

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<v Speaker 1>this summer, make sure that you're dry down there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just simple math. I remember when I had my

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<v Speaker 2>gut sweating, are just real excited to go through security? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what were you gonna say? No?

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<v Speaker 1>When I had years and years, I don't even we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even know each other yet. It was before I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing radio. I was just going to college and

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<v Speaker 1>was doing a Coasta trip and Pat I had a goatee,

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<v Speaker 1>like like, what's that one?

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<v Speaker 2>The whole man you?

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<v Speaker 1>But Pat, I swear you can ask Delta day and

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<v Speaker 1>different people. I looked like the devil and I had

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<v Speaker 1>that one length hair. Immediately coming back in, They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>you come on, man, you're stereotyping.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was prior to nine to eleven. So even

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<v Speaker 2>that you really must have been setting them off, because

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<v Speaker 2>I just it was much more lax before then.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming through the airport with my boards, multiple boards,

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<v Speaker 1>and and I look like that smuggler. They're looking right

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<v Speaker 1>out of the gate. They're gone, dope, d you're watch

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<v Speaker 1>right here. So they didn't check any camp or uh

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<v Speaker 1>crevices though you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What, I'm no no cavity. But it was quite the

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<v Speaker 2>pat downs. So I can't pin this on every place

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<v Speaker 2>across the country, because this particular story is out of

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<v Speaker 2>San Francisco, which you know well nicely said there.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't have anything nice to say, move right.

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<v Speaker 2>Multiple employers in the San Francisco Bay area have gone

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<v Speaker 2>to the extreme of hiring etiquette coaches to better explain

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<v Speaker 2>to their young Gen Z workers the ins and outs

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<v Speaker 2>and the trials and tribulations, the dues and don'ts of

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<v Speaker 2>office etiquettes. Many of these workers are having issues dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with traditional office etiquette because of their attitudes towards life

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<v Speaker 2>work balance, which I respect. I respect that. That said,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of these workers and this is all explained

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<v Speaker 2>in this piece that I was reading. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>these workers really their time in offices right now is

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<v Speaker 2>it's new to them, because you got to think, the

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<v Speaker 2>whole lockdown thing went for years and years and years

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<v Speaker 2>in places like San Francisco as they were growing up

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<v Speaker 2>and coming out of college. So for a lot of them,

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<v Speaker 2>this is their first experience being in an office, and

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<v Speaker 2>when they get the hard, cold truth of how offices operate,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't geil real well with them, and they well understandable, understandable.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were, you know in that lockdown you talked

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<v Speaker 1>about pat Yeah, and then had to your first office JOBB.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think they need these etiquette coaches at like

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<v Speaker 1>convenience stores, and you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear more about this to teach the

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<v Speaker 2>people working and Eddie Retail.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you got your BWO guard right at the

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<v Speaker 1>front with the machine gun, and then you have the

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<v Speaker 1>etiquette coach tell the person with this, you know, fingernails

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<v Speaker 1>that are this long, that's sitting there on her phone

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<v Speaker 1>while you're waiting, and she hadn't even looked up at

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<v Speaker 1>you to ask if there's anything up.

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<v Speaker 2>Have the etiquette coach talk to them. I will never

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<v Speaker 2>ever again hit convenience store workers. I told you that.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean, hit them like rag them? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I won't. I'm not ragging by it. A much better

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<v Speaker 2>appreciation for doing that job after doing that job, There's

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<v Speaker 2>no doubt about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I respect the hell out of certain convenience store workers

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<v Speaker 1>because the amount of stuff and we have a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of them. They listen to this show in the station,

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of stuff that they're doing behind the counter,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know firsthand when you're having a cook pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>cook wings, do this, DUDEO. The gas pumps lotto tickets, smokes,

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<v Speaker 1>coffee pots, everything you are, jeweler, grill props to everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in the convenience store, the handful of that need the

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<v Speaker 1>etiquette courses.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's going to be a leap taco to

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<v Speaker 2>think that seven to eleven and Circle K and all

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<v Speaker 2>the other convenience stores are going to hire etiquette coaches

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<v Speaker 2>just convenience for a high churn position, that is clerk

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<v Speaker 2>in a convenience store. That's a dream anyway, So, Steven,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I want to let you know that here

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<v Speaker 2>in the office where we run the hedge fund, pajama

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<v Speaker 2>bottoms are really not appropriate office attire. Yeah, and we

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<v Speaker 2>kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Wear belts with our pants hold up with the shirt

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<v Speaker 1>tucked in. I know, hey, baby Steps, just don't bring

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<v Speaker 1>in the jammies tomorrow, and especially the ones with the feet.

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<v Speaker 1>You need closed toed shoes, you know, all right, you

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<v Speaker 1>could do that, you know, Walmart.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's this, And for a moment, I was

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<v Speaker 2>very impressed by this until I did a little research.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have the video footage of what I'm about

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<v Speaker 2>to describe to you on our Facebook page. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 2>storm chasing couple who got engaged right in front of

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<v Speaker 2>us South Dakota tornado. Yeah, you popped the question to

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<v Speaker 2>her as they were storm chasing in South Dakota. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it just happened, okay, bottom left ear screen. I

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<v Speaker 2>think they just proposed in front of the torn up.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they literally just proposed. Yeah, let's stop down

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<v Speaker 2>as the hail's raining down, the winds blowing, cows are

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<v Speaker 2>flying by, and things are being ripped apart. Honey, I

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<v Speaker 2>love you, Will you marry me? This is so romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went and looked, and this is apparently a

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<v Speaker 2>thing with the storm chasers in love's that's the go

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<v Speaker 2>to move man, I mean, the ultimate romantic move out

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<v Speaker 2>in the field.

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<v Speaker 1>You think about the sex after that. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like extreme and pat This is their life. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>for God's sakes, they chase storms we run from.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you watch all the movies and shows about that,

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<v Speaker 2>and you get this brief moment where you're going, you

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<v Speaker 2>know that might be kind of cool to go check

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<v Speaker 2>that out, And then about thirty seconds later, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to be in the middle of some

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<v Speaker 2>cornfield more than or then.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you have just a baby f one

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<v Speaker 1>ripped through the area near you or where you live,

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<v Speaker 1>and you say, they're out of their mind. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>five times that strong and they're getting they're chasing it.

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<v Speaker 1>If your truck gets sucked up like I've seen and

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<v Speaker 1>whatever that show is that movie, Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, congratulations on your your pending nuptials. A