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Speaker 1: Well, hello, what some momentous week it's been. The Lads

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hit one hundred episodes. Another group, the Lads said to

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the Moon and I get myself on rand new set

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of ladders. Tremendous stuff. In this week's episode, the boys

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celebrate one of the greatest men to ever raise a

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glass one hundred and seventeen if you don't mind. They

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talk about the Chapster head to the Moon and of

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course explained podcasting. I for one, I'm still not very

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sure what it is. Well, I'm sure you'll enjoy the episode.

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Congratulations boys, I'll see.

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Speaker 2: Thee looks like we're meeting.

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Speaker 3: Look after from ladies and gentlemen. You are welcome to

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episode one hundred of the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm

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Jerry McBride. That's Tom. O'manny over there. One hundred, Tom,

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What do you think about that?

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Speaker 1: Take it? Yeah? I mean.

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Speaker 3: What the number one?

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Speaker 1: The number one hundred is not a job, but I'd

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say we're closer to two hundred.

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Speaker 3: In the.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, yeah, there's a we're actually one hundred and

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eighty six episodes in for the purposes of this bitch. Yeah,

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I know, I shouldn't have shipp all over that. Yes, it's

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lovely to hit one hundred. I do you know what,

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I've actually proper continuous one season one fucking you know

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what I mean, Like we're we're like went on for

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what's gone on for a Carnation Street at this stage.

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Now this is our Carnation Street run. So we're nearly

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we're coming up on two years of straight run, a

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straight run, and it's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: In the Simpson's podcast and Tom.

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Speaker 1: Even in this iteration too, we were weave more than

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one hundred, haven't we? Because we've got a couple of

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specials in there, like a couple of straight over here

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and there, a couple of Watchman calls. People have actually

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messaged me and I needed to get back to them.

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They want to they couldn't find or maybe it's just

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to pain your whole to wind back the clock too.

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But I may throw them up midweek or over a

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weekend or something. The women of specials we had with

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guests their worst guest. Yes, yes, yeah, so we will

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throw them up sporadically.

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Speaker 3: Just we will throw them up behind a Patreon paywork,

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you know what, I want to hear them that bad.

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They can throw fifty cent for them that much.

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Speaker 1: There's an absolute a couple of crackers in there. But yeah,

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I tell you how I am now there. I'm excited

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to get get one hundred underway.

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Speaker 4: But I made the.

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Speaker 1: Vast, vastly miscalculated step this weekend. No eye protection mind.

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I sent Jerry on a picture of yeah to buy

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learning how to power wash with an extremely fucking powerful

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powerash from his grandfather. Who if you think I don't

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understand the two words help and safety going together, that

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man doesn't even know those two words exist. And I

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said to that Jerry, thinking that's a cute the video,

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and his immediate think was three generations, not one of

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you fuckers, whereas Calculus.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable, Tom unbelievable. There's Tom and and we man and

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not a goggle between them and not for nothing as well.

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I shared it on the Instagram. But Tom has a

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racket Gogglet's.

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Speaker 1: When you're tidy up the carriage and you find a

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fucking I've found four phase testers, jar who.

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Speaker 3: Needs four face when it was the last time you

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tested a phase, buddy.

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Speaker 1: But I made a drastic mistake. Aside from getting the

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garage in order, which I'm very very happy with, it's

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a proper workshop now getting the young flap power washing.

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Speaker 4: I did him terrible, terrible danger. I agreed to allow

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a trampoline to come onto the property.

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Speaker 3: Well do you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom,

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sunrise sunset, I got rid of my trampoline at the

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weekend go away? Yeah yeah, else swashing underneath the tram

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That was Jesus you found Trevor Jordas there. If I

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do that, you get a trampoline.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there was a fox looking through the

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headship me going that looks like a nice shitting spot.

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But no, it was all good until I I all

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day long, I'm walking over back, like I said, I'm

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making a long weekend off and I'm off again tomorrow.

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I will record, don't you? I said, No, I'm not

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going on Jesus Christ. I'm old and brittle like my

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bottom half. My joints are fused now, are.

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Speaker 3: Weary, my knees a nackered, my oh, my teeth rolled

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and cry and.

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Speaker 1: I agreed. I jumped in and turned into ten year

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old Tom again, started doing backflips, store a lot of

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bouncing off my arse chair. My fucking nose hair is hurt.

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Oh yeah, No, Yeah, I'm I'm after cranking every fucking

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body part.

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Speaker 4: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here now just going hopefully Jerry will have

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some sort of morphine chat he can just get across

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from me here because I'm in ribbons, I mean fucking ribbons.

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Speaker 3: Terrible mistake, a dragonful mistake, Tom. And all I can

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say is, don't clue the game, pal, because it don't

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get no easier. I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 4: Don't think I'll physically get up the ladder to do

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Speaker 3: Do you know the The last time I got on

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the trampoline with the kids was last year, and I

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bounced with them for a little while. And there's a

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there's as your children will get older to them and

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they get a little bit bigger, you lose sync with

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the bounce yea. And there is a there's a point

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where a trampoline where if someone is at like maximum

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down and they go start to bounce up as you

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come down, and you meet the canvas as it comes

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to meet.

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Speaker 1: You, and it blows in Eastronda.

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Speaker 3: It's like hitting the er. Yeah yeah, And I was

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doing that with Queen Man last year and he was

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on a. He was bouncing on a different sink than me,

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and you only need to be three or four inches out,

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and I just I just hit it, and I could

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hear all the bones in my spine. It was technic

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wed and so it was just like just you can

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just hear them just like impact each other, just all

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the way up and and like ha ha. It took

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me six weeks to walk right again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my two hips are busted. Fucking I'm pretty sure

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this is We're not so old that we should be

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this broke up, but we are this broke up. And

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there's a pilates teacher down the road like you should

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come down to some men's class.

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Speaker 4: I'm like I will.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I may have to now, Yeah, if

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I have any hope of survival here now, I think

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I may have to just start doing some extracurricular fucking activities.

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I'm gonna wear liker though, I don't care. I'm I'm

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all in, I'm all injured.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly baby. Well,

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let's not tell you. Let's see what we can do.

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I don't got no ural morphine for you, but you

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might have some for me, because We're gonna jump onto

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the show itself. We've got a great show here today, folks,

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take my word for that's Tom. He'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: Don Rickles moved there like that.

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Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, we all means ask him. We

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are going to rock on with a very special edition

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of The Tom and Jerry Show. Just nothing but net

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this week. Great stories to talk about, particularly the news

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this week, which is Tom is going to take us

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through in a segment we call the Weekly What have You.

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This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a

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lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of

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what have you, and uh, a lot of strands to

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keep in my head. Man.

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Speaker 1: I mean we could have we could have been rude

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and said, well, we're the weekly what.

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Speaker 3: Have you this week?

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Speaker 1: But you know what we're not. We're here for the people,

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not for ourselves. We learned that a long time ago,

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that you know, we'll only talk about ourselves for a

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certain amount of time and people switch off. But we

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the big news this week. But there's no but the big, good,

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good crack news this week, which I suppose is kind

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of ournic given how much fuel it took to fucking

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do it, given the crisis. That's going to moted just

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saying that, I hope you bought that ship, you know,

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a couple of months by. But NASA's first crude mission

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to the Moon in over fifty years Artemists the years

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Artemist two is gone off to as a test flight

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more or less for Artemis three, don't you know, has

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day spin around the old Moon, like in the same

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way you go do the ring and kerry, you know

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that kind of way. It's a track, it's a trick,

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like it is they're going to spin off from star Trek.

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Some might say is Captain's log. I never saw the log.

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Didn't know what any star logs will be doing on

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a fucking on the spaceship. But who am I? I know,

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rocket sergeant.

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Speaker 3: But as we as we recorded now we're recording on

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the Tuesday of the bank call of the weekend, they

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Speaker 1: Of the Knock side of the Moon where all.

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Speaker 3: The Nazis have their pyramids built, and they've looped around

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and all going according to plan. When this episode drops

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on Thursday, they will have arrived home safe and sound,

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or they'll at least not have exploded in space. Although,

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mind you, with the other rockets that the US are

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about to launch now, given that we're recording this at

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eight o'clock on a Tuesday, ah, this is the only

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good rocket that the United States has launched in the

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last two weeks. So maybe you'll be listening to the

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Tom and Jerry Show in a fucking fallout shelter. We

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genuinely can't say at this stage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean to be a point, do you think

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with the leads and artemists to go, dear we leave?

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Speaker 4: I was still up here a little bit.

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Speaker 1: How much crisps do we have for another few weeks

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up here? I will just stay up here until we

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have to head back, because in all fairness, you go

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let that all fucking die down now.

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Speaker 4: I can't be dealing with that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go on, I'm just gonna like, did you ever

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get to work Tom in the morning and just like

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sit in the car for an extra five minutes?

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Speaker 1: Jerry? There was a point there for a brief period

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where I worked in an office environment and there wasn't

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one single morning in the six months I worked for

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that company where I didn't sit in the corner of

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my company for focus and think about sticking a lid

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rag into tank. Just floor on it. See how far

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into the building I'll get every morning, every fucking mor oh,

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and I vibrating inside my fucking call. I'm gonna fucking

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kill everybody I worked with.

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Speaker 3: Well, Tom the Moon, I want to ask you. Now,

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we have kids. We mentioned them from time to time,

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and there are various things that young men, young boys

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will will will spend all their chips on, so to speak.

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For they'll cash in all their tokens for certain things.

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In my house, my wee man cash in all his

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tokens on trains. You're we man, I believe, cashed heavily

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in on dinosaurs and and dragons. Yeahs, we don't have

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Speaker 1: You No, couldn't give a bolic sellice. Really, I suppose

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it's he's into the fantastical notion of space, so he'd

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watch a bit of the our Levatar lads for a

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while and then he but unless there's fucking monsters involved here,

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Speaker 3: Exactly same same same over here. Now we uh you know,

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they're like, oh, do you want to look at the

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telescope or look at it for some My wee man,

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for some reason when he was five, took a notion

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is Mackie mackei in series and all these Oh yeah, yeah,

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we didn't know Tom what the fuck he was talking about, yes,

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because it's like the dwarf planet, Mickie Mackey. I'm like,

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come on, kid, what's going on here. Come to find out,

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he was one hundred percent right, But he never really

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the planetarium and our man all this kind of crack. Oh,

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he'd so we don't really have any moon fascinations. And

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with moon travel back in the day, not going to

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go all we remember when on it or anything like that.

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But it confused the hell out of me to learn

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that the United States went to the Minion like four

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or five times in an intense period back in the

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late sixties early seventies and then just never went again.

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I was concerned that we're up and down there if

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you have an hour.

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Speaker 1: That was what like I couldn't. I couldn't wrap a

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head around that. Like they had the man one obviously,

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the very first man one. Do you know, Yes, Stanley

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Kubrick was involved in the he was, he was involved

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in the editing of it and whatnot and how he

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should should be villained and stuff like that. But anyway,

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for the argument of the of the show about eleven

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in nineteen sixty nine, of course, was Neil Armstrong and

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Buzz Aldrin left Michael Collins up in the ship though

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never was a fan of Alack. As in the market

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words of pack McDonald. Of course, the two brothers would

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do that to.

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Speaker 3: Never not at it, never not at it.

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Speaker 1: But and they landed. They seemed to throw all sorts

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of yokies up there, from rovers to this thing into

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that thing, but they never seemed to I could never.

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I would like yourself. I was one hundred percent sure

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that Jesus Christ would have a bit of a base

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built that that by now there'd be some sort of

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a base built up there, you know what I mean,

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bolted down if you fucking Steve Beams and Steve Collums

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get shade going, if you had a guest.

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Speaker 3: House Tom down and Coraclow Beach or something like that.

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You'd leave in television, then you would this is exactly

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it not it up and down every time you enter.

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Speaker 1: Now, there was a few like there was you know,

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there was there was a few that the likes of

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the Soviets were pushing them heavy and stuff like that.

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But it seemed to be that it was I don't know,

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was it that did Could they not root around and

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finding money down the back of the I guess the war,

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the defense fucking package and whatnot. Would you have not

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set up some sort of laser on the Moon? I

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don't know. I was fully sure they would at this stage,

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because the whole notion was that the Moon itself what

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would have been perfect for setting up a giant laser

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in invert commas, some sort of radio ra one would say, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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but it isn't it. It would have seemed not. So

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there are the plan is to go back and this

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one is This one basically is a loot what they're

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calling a lunor flyby. So there'll be five or four

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thousand mile miles above the surface of the surface of

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the Moon, so not exactly clipping it, if you know

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what I mean. About the same distance from here to

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New York there thereabouts, which.

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Speaker 3: You know, as closer than I am to it right now, Tom.

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But at the same time, it's quite a peg.

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Speaker 1: It's a clip. It's a clip. So they're going to

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go around to take some photies on all the rest

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and apparently they are doing some experiments kind of see

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they're testing new new gear. I mean, it's a bit.

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It's cool to be the the you know, the the

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astronauts that are gone up with it all, but really

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are being told look at and run the gear hard

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for the bye for the real lads coming up next,

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you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: And honestly, that's what it is. It's a WRECKI is

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what it is.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 3: And I was kind of dismissive of I'm like, well,

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the moon's the moon, lads, like you know, ever and

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that you saw last time is still there by and

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large largely unchanged. But I suppose, as you say yourself,

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they've got new gear. Last time they were up there,

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like hey Collins, point the radio mcgraham outside the window

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there and see if you can get a frost pass

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of the moon. And now it's like, actually, no, we've

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got like specific high definition four K thing. But it's

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still just rocks and sand, right.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you were to take so many conspiracy theorist,

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there's a face on the moon, you know, there's there's

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pyramidic there. There does seem to be some right angle

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shaped things, which by the way, can absolutely happen naturally

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in geo formations. People get so excited they're like, but

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there are angles, Like, yeah, if you put a fucking

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piece of quartz under native microscope, you're going to see

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all sorts of right angles and angles Undernate that too.

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I'm not saying that there are aren't pyramids and that

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natzis riding around on the back of t rex is

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up there. I'm not saying they're not. But these lads

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will come be back down by by April seventh, plea God.

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But they think they're one of the big things they're

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testing up there is like creature comforts because the next

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one art was three I'm guessing will be going up

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for a while because they're probably looking, let's be honest,

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they're looking for real estature. If it's if it's Americans,

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they're looking to put up a base and.

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Speaker 3: May they're gonna go with them.

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Speaker 1: They're testing live sports systems and creature comforts in the

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style of the new, the new and improved on board

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toilet that they have. It's the first everyone that's properly

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I'm supposed to be using a bit of an happy

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for the long distance ones. Up until now, you know,

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they likes any lunar mission up until now. Yeah, no,

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I guess there was not a piper or whatever.

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Speaker 3: But you know, the funny thing about it is like

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the very earliest people that would orbit the Earth and

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this kind of crack like just one orbit of the

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Earth and back down again. That seems like a month

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long sort of thing. Few hours blast them up into

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this guy. He goes around the world in you know,

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less than a day and he comes down. How did

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he do for a toilet? I think they were just

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told Era fucking Holder. Yeah, yeah, go before you go, go,

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before you get on the rocket. You'll be all right.

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Speaker 1: Get yourself some some of that real sticky Japanese or ice.

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That's your next your next three meals, that's all it's

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going to be. And yeah, you'll be the Vinus for

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about three days.

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Speaker 3: You'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: This so the crew anyway, are read Weisman great name

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for a commander, isn't it a NASA commed weisman? You know,

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Victor Glover, he's going to be the pilot. God damn,

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I thought there we're all going to be kind of pilots.

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But anyway, he's the pilot. He's the first person of

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color to travel beyond low orbit. That's lovely. Christina Cock,

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my god, she's a mission specialist and she's the first

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woman to travel beyond the kitchen. I'm joking. I'm joking.

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She again is the first woman to travel beyond Earth

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low Earth orbit. And Jeremy Hansen, he's the mission specialist,

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first non American is a Canadian to travel beyond low orbits.

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All these lands have just been skirted around the place,

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bar commander, right, Weisman, who's deal need to be rookies? Listen,

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wouldn't you though, wouldn't you be having the time of

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your life? I mean, a few quit in the back pocket.

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You know you'll all get a book out of it.

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Speaker 3: You're going to the moon.

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Speaker 1: You're spinning around the moon, taking a couple of snaps

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your taste and what are you testing? You know what

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I mean? You're testing foot call. All you've been told

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is here. Listen, push it out to ten thousand revs

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and see and hold it there for a fucking good

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two minutes. See how we're going to the pikes go red?

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Failing that, she definest she's ready for the NCT. You know,

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that's what we're looking at. It's going to.

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Speaker 3: Be ten years before someone checks your homework. Oh, for

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God's sake, you know, like how many You told me

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that there was fifteen rocks and we went up there

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and there was only fourteen wamp I tell you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know wind blew over a few.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Quarter of a million miles from Earth is what they're

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going to be. Just so, it's the furthest any human

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has traveled technically. So it is there because they're not

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just going to the moon a beck, they're going around

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the back of the shed. Yeah you know what I mean,

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which will be technically a bit further than this. So

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I suppose that's the thing to get excited about. They

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shut off this would I would love to in a

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lifetime to see the rocket come up. But I'm such

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a fucking cynic, like you see all these newscasters. I

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know that she's an Irish woman, she's involved God I

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forget her. She breathed a red haired woman. She's a

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scientist and she's so involved with NASA and all these things,

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and so many people were just crying at this thing

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taken off, like and they were overwhelmed by how it

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made it feel. And like all I could see was going,

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there's a million could, there's a million could. Yeah, there's

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a million clud.

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Speaker 3: There's a bit the moon, Like.

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Speaker 1: Why is he's on the moon? Exactly here, I'm going

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around fucking filling my fucking carara with pocket fulls of

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fucking diesel of Thursday, and these lads are way up there.

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They haven't even fucking get off the ground, and they've

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burnt more than I would in a lifetime line ten lifetimes,

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fucking fifty blocked every motorway in the country, blocked with

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trucks on a fuel cuel crisis, protested these lads going,

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let's test the toilet out in space.

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Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you one thing, tom now, and

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we wish the crew of the Artemis all exactly definitely

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the notion that the Moonlanders might have been faked back

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in the day. And I got to tell you, I

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just wanted to be known that my special stance on

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the whole thing is that I believe Neil Armstrong walked

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on the surface of the actual moon. Okay, okay, and

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all that took place, and that's all cool in the gang.

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But if you were gone to do anything, then was

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the time to do it. I would not frown upon

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a government that was in a vicious space race with

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their mortal enemies, the Russians, of cheating at the time.

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I'd be like, I can see that if you were

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going to cheat, that would be the time to do it.

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Speaker 1: It would be No, it's only I think for me,

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I don't disbelieve that they could or they couldn't have

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done it. It sounds a bit tricky alright that how

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much would they have known to have ready for themselves

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to go up there? Like? But anyway, the the it

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seems enough flatter, like things like the footage, the original

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footage gone gone, not to be had, that's to be

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had gone.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, I know, did you leave it out

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in this on? Know what you do?

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Speaker 1: You fuckers went out in the the green bin?

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Speaker 4: That was the problem.

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Speaker 1: Foxs sake. Things like that were like I left them,

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am I like? What about life recorded over put fucking

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a country practices recorded over the entirety.

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Speaker 5: After all that, I do see a lot of I

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do see a lot of conspiracy theorists online that would

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take a look at the old Apollo lander and be

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that thing's way too flimsy to land, so look, or.

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Speaker 3: It's falling apart, is only a bit of a girder

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and the land. You can't land a thing like that,

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And I'm like, yeah, you're not landing on Earth. Dipshit,

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there's no fucking gravity on the Moon. It landed as

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gentle as a feather, is what it did. In actual fact,

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they had to rocket it down to the ground so

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that it wouldn't fucking bounce off into space. So I

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don't I'm perfectly okay with the physics of it. And

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are you telling me that are you telling me that

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thing there had enough diesel in it to get it

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back to the to the Earth, And I'm like, once again, space,

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you throw a thing, it keeps going. They didn't need

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diesel to get back to the Earth. They could have

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thrown that fucking thing back to the Earth. It got

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a lot slower, but it will get there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. For me, it's it's stuff was shite back then.

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That's the only thing I believe them now, you know,

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like everything was shite. Yeah, big fucking drum brakes on

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your car? How did you get that there? Though? How

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the fuck did you get that there and back? And

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you haven't done it again in fifty years. That's the

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one that troubles me. If they're upper and way up

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and down like you know yourself, JCBs are knocking around

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00:22:30,839 --> 00:22:34,680
since whatever the fifties, they got better and better every year.

473
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,920
Every year they got better. They didn't go that's the finest,

474
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,440
the big boxy one with the giant cab ye three CX,

475
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,839
and just leave it at that, with the one with

476
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,920
the red wheels, Just leave it at that. That's fine.

477
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,759
We're twenty twenty six. We'll make a new one. What

478
00:22:49,799 --> 00:22:52,960
I'm saying is, why wouldn't they have gotten between now

479
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,319
and then, like just come on.

480
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 3: Just waiting. They were waiting time for their ship.

481
00:22:58,519 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: To come in and waiting for the right. I wanted

482
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:01,160
to make a tiling.

483
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 3: Well and all things be all, you know, equality among men,

484
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,799
and then we can put Widy on the moon again.

485
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 1: I tell you what I don't I do, you know,

486
00:23:09,319 --> 00:23:14,160
I don't understand Jerry. I don't know what's what's going

487
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,400
on like NASA or NASA and then SpaceX is space?

488
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,599
What's who's doing?

489
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 3: What?

490
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: Why is there two? I don't. I don't get that.

491
00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:23,799
I don't involve myself enough of these things. But I

492
00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:26,640
don't understand why there's two. Are they both coming out

493
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,920
of the same bus station? Are they both working together?

494
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,319
I don't.

495
00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 3: It's like it's like you're saying over there time if

496
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,079
we have legal do we need ALDI?

497
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,079
Speaker 1: This is kind of it, like what are we doing?

498
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 4: Like?

499
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,519
Speaker 1: What are we doing? What the fuck are we doing?

500
00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:40,440
Burned up heaves a picture that we all want. Come on.

501
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:43,799
Speaker 3: That's well, we will find out together and again, if

502
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,359
the Earth is still here on Thursday, and this episode

503
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,599
does indeed drop, we hope that the Artemist people have

504
00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:53,000
arrived safe and sound back down to Earth. But as

505
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,200
the one hundred episode of The Tom and Jerry Show

506
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,279
rolls on, we're gonna say go about the moon and

507
00:23:58,319 --> 00:24:01,039
say hello to someone else. Someone that we want to

508
00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:03,799
say is a lad, not just any lad or one

509
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,039
hundred episodes in here, folks, you know who I'm talking

510
00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:07,720
about talking about? This lad?

511
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,319
Speaker 2: Now there's that guy.

512
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: It had to be some of these specials, and I

513
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,319
mean again, no, we're not those guys. We couldn't have

514
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,839
done just us. I think it once did we do

515
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,480
me at one stage, and I was even very uncomfortable

516
00:24:22,519 --> 00:24:22,759
with that.

517
00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 3: I do remember your I remember your dad was this

518
00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:29,079
lad one one week when he helped you seal the

519
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,440
deal on the finishing of your house.

520
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, We've.

521
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:35,759
Speaker 3: Inevitably been this lad down through the down through the

522
00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:38,519
one hundred episodes of The Tom and Jerry Show. But

523
00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:40,240
this week we were kicking around. There was a couple

524
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,160
of lads and ladies and inanimate objects about the place.

525
00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:46,519
But we decided instead that if this one hundredth episode

526
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,799
is indeed us raising a glass to the Tom and

527
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,799
Jerry Show, then we should get someone on board who

528
00:24:51,839 --> 00:24:55,960
has raised more glasses than anybody else in history and

529
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,319
have a chat about the drinking prowess of the man

530
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,039
called Andre the Giant.

531
00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 1: And there's nothing. There's a million different things we could

532
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,480
talk about Andre Giant, but I think the drink inside

533
00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:08,559
of things. Why not that we just passed the may

534
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,720
the May Bank on the weekend. Yeah, we're all a

535
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,960
bit dusty after coming off of lint about lighter a

536
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,599
couple of Polish beers Saturday evening, looking sideways and going

537
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,839
ha ha ha, I maybe won't go at the power

538
00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:21,160
towards this.

539
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 3: See it as we go, as we as the show

540
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,240
rolls on and we start remembering things, Tom, I remember

541
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,200
when hangover in the last two to three days. But

542
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:34,200
here we are. Andre the Giant born Andrea Roussamov was

543
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,079
a big giant man. Depending on who you listened to,

544
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,920
he was either six eleven or seven five. He was

545
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,480
a wrestler back in the day, made famous by everything

546
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,559
he fucking did. He was have the name from the

547
00:25:47,599 --> 00:25:50,000
seventies through the eighties all the way into the nineties.

548
00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:54,759
Twenty passed away early age. More than that in a second, Tom,

549
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,839
But he was the biggest wrestling attraction. And I don't

550
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,680
mean just like by the size of them. I mean

551
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:06,839
to say that his name would draw crowds of tens

552
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,480
of thousands. He was the biggest superstar in the world.

553
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:13,640
And that's all we're going to talk about his wrestling accomplishments, Tom,

554
00:26:13,759 --> 00:26:17,680
because the other thing he was very accomplished in was drinking.

555
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:23,039
Drinking I mean holds the unofficial but has yet to

556
00:26:23,079 --> 00:26:28,200
be challenged, world record for most beers drank in a

557
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:34,480
single sitting. He did it in nineteen seventy six. So

558
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,000
I guess this is like the what am I looking

559
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,359
to hear the fiftieth anniversary of it?

560
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,039
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, oh you know what the hell?

561
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 3: No better time to no better time to mention it?

562
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,759
Speaker 1: Right, unbelievable? Was that the one? Was that the one

563
00:26:46,759 --> 00:26:48,599
he went on he was drinking? Was he drinking with

564
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,440
flair during that one? No? Okay, here's here's had his

565
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,599
own story first.

566
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,559
Speaker 3: With all legends, everybody throws in a little bit of it,

567
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,880
right right. Everybody thinks they were there the night that

568
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:04,599
Andrea the Giant drank a hundred and seventeen beers. Let

569
00:27:04,599 --> 00:27:07,839
me give you that number again, Tom, one hundred and

570
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:09,599
seventeen beers.

571
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 1: Like seventeen beers, it's fair goal.

572
00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:14,799
Speaker 3: You throw a one on the front of that, you're

573
00:27:14,839 --> 00:27:15,319
into something.

574
00:27:15,559 --> 00:27:18,839
Speaker 1: I'm struggling with that as much as I am with

575
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,799
space travel. Right now.

576
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 3: You're talking about the diesel it takes to lift to

577
00:27:23,319 --> 00:27:25,799
lift a rocket to the moon, the diesel it takes

578
00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:27,519
to hold Andrea the Giant down.

579
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:28,319
Speaker 1: For the three can brother.

580
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 3: He always was a mad drinker because not for nothing, Tom,

581
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,440
Look at the fucking size of him. At his peak,

582
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:41,559
he weighed forty stone and he's he never stopped there

583
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,160
six eleven and a half or seven five, he's at

584
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,240
least seven foot toll.

585
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,039
Speaker 1: Like he's drinking ability could have only gotten better, chir

586
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,400
He never stopped physically growing, you know that he like, yeah, correct,

587
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,480
he was growing, was it Jesus?

588
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,599
Speaker 3: It's megala some such. But the thing that you just

589
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,119
keep throwing.

590
00:28:01,599 --> 00:28:03,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just going.

591
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 3: Until eventually your heart just puts.

592
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is.

593
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 3: Bad news until you, you know, discover that you can

594
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:16,759
keep pounding back. Drink after drink. Tom he under the giant.

595
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,519
He love nothing more than to knock back a six

596
00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:24,720
pack of wine.

597
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: He was French, of course, he was French like, so.

598
00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:31,039
Speaker 3: You know, he would drink bottles of wine which looked

599
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,200
just like beer bottles in his hands because the size

600
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,119
of his hands would make it a bottle of wine

601
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,440
looked just like a bottle of Budweiser in their hands.

602
00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:40,559
And he would knock back about six of them and

603
00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:44,160
then go wrestle the match and then come back. He

604
00:28:44,319 --> 00:28:47,240
just simply did not get drunk. He could drink spirits

605
00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:49,680
by the pink glass and not feel drunk.

606
00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:50,599
Speaker 4: Fucking frene.

607
00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:53,799
Speaker 1: You know it's it's it's it's a real thing for

608
00:28:53,839 --> 00:28:58,160
their excellence. They really are, they really are Jesus Christ like.

609
00:28:58,519 --> 00:28:59,359
Speaker 3: But he he.

610
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: I remember hearing like it'll be nothing in the dress

611
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,200
room after match, a full slab, like oh yeah, and

612
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:08,599
just pop up in their little cans. And the lads

613
00:29:08,599 --> 00:29:11,079
would describe the cans in his hands, it was they

614
00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:12,680
looked like infants cans.

615
00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 3: Little cans you get the kids at Christmas.

616
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,279
Speaker 1: And there was the pol ring ones. He would have

617
00:29:16,359 --> 00:29:18,000
to get the other lads to open it for him

618
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:21,000
because he's, like he does be fat fit fingers.

619
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 4: They look like.

620
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 3: Giant fingers, like white like sticks of white button.

621
00:29:23,599 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So he just couldn't get fucking

622
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,079
even into open the things, so he'd have an assistant.

623
00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:32,960
But by all accounts, when he went to Japan, they

624
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,759
were because they loved drinking a party and slapping each

625
00:29:35,759 --> 00:29:37,680
other on the chest and the whole. You know, the

626
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,799
businessman would only love to go out. And the bigger

627
00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:43,559
you are, the better, should you imagine him like the

628
00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:47,799
dream sumo like and all of a sudden, now you

629
00:29:47,839 --> 00:29:50,759
can drink saki, You can drink any amount of Japanese beer,

630
00:29:50,799 --> 00:29:52,839
because Japanese beer is light enough on to tell me,

631
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,319
I reckon maybe one if he did a night in Japan,

632
00:29:56,559 --> 00:29:58,799
he'd probably break whatever he did on the it was

633
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,720
one hundred and seventeen or on seventeen.

634
00:30:01,119 --> 00:30:03,119
Speaker 3: Well, look, here's the thing. And again you were asking

635
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:04,559
who was he with and who was he drinking with.

636
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,599
Here's the thing with legends, you know what I mean,

637
00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:08,799
it's hard to just pin down exactly where it happened

638
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:14,079
and when it happened. The number quoted online is one

639
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:19,000
hundred and nineteen beers, one hundred and nineteen twelve ounce beers,

640
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,680
which is like the three thirty bottles. So not he's

641
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,759
not drinking one hundred and nineteen pints. But then again, Tom,

642
00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:32,200
you shouldn't drink one hundred and nineteen fucking anything, all right,

643
00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:35,240
Don't drink one hundred and nineteen steps cod liver oil, Like,

644
00:30:35,359 --> 00:30:39,759
just don't drink that much of anything. They say, one

645
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:43,440
hundred and nineteen beers. I watched an interview with Andre

646
00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:47,359
the Giant on David Letterman where Andre himself tells Letterman

647
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:50,880
that it was one hundred and seventeen beers one point seven.

648
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: Let's not be mental here, let's not go crazy.

649
00:30:54,759 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 3: But with that being said, what I want to say

650
00:30:57,079 --> 00:30:59,640
over a six hour drinking session where a man is

651
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,960
drinking one hundred and ten one hundred and twenty beers,

652
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,640
who the fuck is canting? Okay? Who is?

653
00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: I never pull out the phone or good or for anything,

654
00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:11,720
but I'm just going to So what's six by sixty?

655
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:14,759
Is it would be six in the minutes? Yes, okay,

656
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,240
says three hundred and sixty, And let's divide that by

657
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:19,319
one hundred and seventeen. Will say he's telling the truth.

658
00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:22,880
The one hundred and seven one one seven Jesus Christ, Jerry,

659
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,559
that's one ever three three minutes gone.

660
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just posting them down, one alfter the other.

661
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,960
He's just like knocking them back NonStop, so that he's

662
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,119
drinking these like you or I would eat popcorn.

663
00:31:34,279 --> 00:31:37,799
Speaker 1: Like he would have slowed down. That's the average time,

664
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,359
so he would have started off, clocking him in a minute.

665
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,680
What what's forty? What's a forty ounce? Is that a

666
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,440
full kind of beer?

667
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 3: Forty is a bottle on itself? A forty is like

668
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,759
it's a it's a particularly big bottle.

669
00:31:51,839 --> 00:31:54,039
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry, twelve ounce. I'm just reading it here now,

670
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,200
just open a twelve ounce beers. Is that a long neck?

671
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 3: Then that's a long still all the same like the

672
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,480
threehundreds til I drink at christ But I don't to

673
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,680
tell you, as the story goes, I would drink twenty

674
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,359
of those at Christmas and be buckled for days.

675
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,559
Speaker 1: He by all accounts during the film and The Princess

676
00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:13,640
of a Bride, which was brilliant in he wrecked up

677
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,799
a forty grand hotel bart Oh.

678
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, all this man did was drink. And look here's

679
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,880
the thing. Okay, you're talking about the legend of when

680
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,839
he drank these one hundred and nineteen beers, and everybody

681
00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:27,519
says they were there. Tom, I'm not going to sit

682
00:32:27,559 --> 00:32:29,039
here across from you and tell you that this was

683
00:32:29,079 --> 00:32:32,480
the only time he drank. Yeah, just like this on

684
00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:34,759
the regular. There's another tale where he was in an

685
00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:37,160
airport with Hulk Hogan on a layover and he drank

686
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,359
one hundred and eight beers until they had no more

687
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,599
to sell them. So this was it was not uncommon

688
00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:47,400
for Andre the Giant to put back one hundred plus beers.

689
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:52,559
Speaker 1: So, like we there was a friend of ours played

690
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,119
Rugby with him, and I remember there was this will

691
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,720
tell you they was obscurity, obscure of things. That he

692
00:32:57,799 --> 00:33:00,880
was going to college college bars. He went on to

693
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,839
play a little bit of Ireland. He was a monstrous man.

694
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,680
He was six foot five walking around, fit as a

695
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,000
flee at twenty one twenty two stone fit as a

696
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,759
flee now, yeah, And there was a it was a

697
00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:14,240
challenge in a bar that if you could drink six

698
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:16,759
pints without going to the toilet, you'd get the next

699
00:33:16,799 --> 00:33:20,599
six points for free. And it was the tip and

700
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,880
point for anybody. I was at like five and I'm

701
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,359
fucking nearly gripping the fucking brass bar, just shaking, and

702
00:33:26,359 --> 00:33:28,200
I'm like five and a half pints and I'm like, fuck,

703
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,200
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. It's

704
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,640
it's nearly fucking as I say, your back teeth were floating.

705
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:38,960
But our friend that was there and his question was

706
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,240
on like the fifth one, if I drink seven or

707
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,200
eight more, could I can I have that for free?

708
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 4: Like no, you fuck her?

709
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: Six is because much the same thing just had. You know,

710
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,640
that gets to a point where you there's certain there's

711
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,480
a certain gradient between different sized men or different sized women.

712
00:33:57,519 --> 00:33:59,640
You go, if you're a good drink, you're a good drinker,

713
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,960
doesn't matter. But then you get to a certain size

714
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,359
of fucking human jar and you're tipping six five plus

715
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,480
twenty two stone plus, You're going, yeah, you're there's just

716
00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:12,599
a lot more flesh to go around there.

717
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 3: You've just got a bigger tank. You just curiousity with

718
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,760
that competition. Tom, If you can drink six pints without

719
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,159
going to the toilet, can you just piss yourself at

720
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:21,400
the bar?

721
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: I suppose that was the other thing. That was one

722
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,360
of those bars that had a sawdust and a dog,

723
00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:27,360
you know, the god of bars. So I'd say I

724
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,519
had I'll be honest with you, Jar, I think it

725
00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:33,360
was a making uppie one on the night until he

726
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,239
walked in to meet us.

727
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:37,599
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, for a fox sake.

728
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

729
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 3: But let's get back to the giant drink. We're gonna

730
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,280
give him one hundred and seventeen because that's what he said,

731
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:51,880
as best we can. Tilet's in a pub in Philadelphia, right, Pennsylvania,

732
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,280
which would be Philly would be a big wrestling time.

733
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,719
It wouldn't matter because like fucking Andrea would sell it

734
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,679
no matter where he would have went, but Philadelphia up

735
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:02,039
in the no or East would be up within the

736
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:03,880
whole Philadelphia, New.

737
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:08,039
Speaker 1: York, Irish people, jer Irish people, a lot of drinkers,

738
00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:10,760
a lot of people like shmuzzles like so you could

739
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,880
see why wrestler would be very, very popular, you know

740
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,280
what I mean.

741
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:18,039
Speaker 3: Well, this was the This was the one night. This

742
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,119
was the one night that people have reported that Andrea

743
00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:24,880
passed out from drinking. This was the night that put

744
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,239
him down for the count. All the other nights where

745
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,440
he would drink one hundred and eight beers with Hulk Hogan,

746
00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:32,920
or he would drink twelve bottles of wine or three

747
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,000
bottles of vodka, whatever it would be. And I'm not

748
00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:37,800
making any of this up. These are all reported stats.

749
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,440
Andrea the Giant could not make it back to his

750
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,719
hotel that night. The wrestlers that were with them did

751
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:49,159
their best to get a very very drunk forty stone

752
00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:52,039
man as far as they could. They made it to

753
00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:54,480
the lobby of the hotel that they were staying in,

754
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,920
and Andrea could go no further. He went to a

755
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,800
knee to two knees, curled up in a ball and

756
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,920
they love fast.

757
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:10,079
Speaker 1: Asleep like a fucking cow, like a cow, like a cow,

758
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,000
just laying down. You're like, all right, well, there's no

759
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:13,760
moving her now until the morning.

760
00:36:14,199 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 4: She's no nowhere.

761
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: And in an innovative you ever get yeah, you ever

762
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,639
have a couple of drinks in your time and just

763
00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:22,199
get clever, you know what I mean? Like you're like, wow,

764
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:23,519
that's a clever thing to do, and I wouldn't have

765
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:27,039
thought of it sober yep. The lad said, we can't

766
00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:29,320
leave him here like this, but the only thing they

767
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,360
could do was cover them. But given the size of them,

768
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:36,000
there was nothing to cover him with except there was

769
00:36:36,039 --> 00:36:40,119
a cover on the grand piano in the lobby, and

770
00:36:40,159 --> 00:36:42,639
they took the cover off the grand piano and just

771
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,760
laid it over him, and he slept there till morning

772
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,559
and then got up and drove back or gotten the

773
00:36:48,679 --> 00:36:50,880
bus the tour boss or the trailer or whatever will be,

774
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,239
and just made the next show on the territory the.

775
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:57,199
Speaker 1: Trailer like there was a fucking pony like a horse

776
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,760
bock backed up to the fucking door.

777
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,559
Speaker 3: You know, that's the kidding on the square. He fucking

778
00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:04,960
hated traveling because he couldn't travel in cars, he couldn't

779
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,400
travel in buses. Planes were a nightmare, all this kind

780
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,159
of thing. So the promoter up in that corner, Vince

781
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,360
McMahon's father, actually kitted out a trailer for him. They

782
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,159
kidded out like a an r V kind of a

783
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:20,760
thing that could sit and and and and be driven

784
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,280
around the place. And while he was sitting in it

785
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,920
has been driven around the place. He would just.

786
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: Like, who's drawn the beer to him? That's the that's

787
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,400
gonna be. It's gotta get funnier and funnier.

788
00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:36,119
Speaker 3: Like, that's the funny thing, like drawn.

789
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: The bottles to hit to this fucker, Like the the

790
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,039
what am I doing here? Every every every three minutes,

791
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:46,760
you're cracking another one more beer?

792
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,559
Speaker 3: The fuck. The funny thing about it is that it

793
00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:53,599
would be what would be known in wrestling as the

794
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,840
young boys, you know what I mean, the guys coming

795
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,360
up coming through. Younger people kind of get treated a

796
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,360
bit like dogs. He's so, you're not just part of

797
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,519
the stripes, fuck you and and and that's who they

798
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:07,599
were at the time. But later on in life, like

799
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,920
one of those lads that was just carrying boxes of

800
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,880
beer to Andrea and getting bonked on the head with

801
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,280
cans was hul Cogan, you know, just when he was

802
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,199
there in the stripes, it was like, you know, yeah,

803
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,719
here you go, Here you go. Andre eventually passed away,

804
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,960
which is terribly sad. And he died like early. He

805
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:24,760
died like fifty or some such. It must be stressed

806
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,159
when he's sinking one hundred and nineteen beers tom in

807
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,239
nineteen seventy six, He's thirty years of age.

808
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: Here, Jesus Christ, I remember, I remember, I know, we

809
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:36,440
we've we had a whole segment called My My Drunks Ever,

810
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,199
and I think the most was like twenty something in

811
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,719
a day, and it was I mean, the hired, like

812
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:47,719
you know it was. But to conceive even close to

813
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,039
this monster, it's it's it's crazy. The most I ever

814
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,480
drank of my life was twenty four cans in one day.

815
00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:56,400
And once I've talked about it and my drunk even,

816
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,599
that's not touching the That's like, I think forty beers

817
00:38:59,679 --> 00:39:01,880
forty of what Andre would have been drinking. He don't

818
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,679
get take, would you?

819
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 3: He don't you know what it would be As Andrea,

820
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,599
I'll probably say it's just enough to piss you off,

821
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,400
but we wanted to bring you that quick story there

822
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,480
of the drinking progress of Andre the Giant and if

823
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,119
you are Steph, we're all still here on Thursday, and

824
00:39:19,159 --> 00:39:23,880
that's so amazing. Tom, that's not a fucking guarantee. Yeah,

825
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,920
we would love to raise a glass which you find

826
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,440
folks for the one hundred episode. But before all that,

827
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:33,000
we have won final segment of the Tom and Jerry

828
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,960
Show that we'd like to take you find folks through

829
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,760
on a segment of the show where we take a

830
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,239
look back through all their years in life. Because if

831
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,039
we've said many times on the show, here we were

832
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:44,519
born early eighties, it's in the mid twenty twenties now.

833
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,039
Seeing a lot of shit come on, a lot of

834
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:48,320
shit go. We reminisce upon it on a segment called

835
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,679
we Remember when when I was a young lad twenty

836
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,320
or thirty or forty years ago?

837
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: Oh do I remember? It's it's we can get self indulgent.

838
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:02,760
We can get self indulged, because we're bringing this one

839
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,039
round to we remember when there was no podcasts. We

840
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:09,400
remember when we started podcasts, and we were reminiscent during

841
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,599
the week and our very first even though it's like

842
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,719
Apple and Spotify will really show it because whatever updates

843
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,199
happened at the time because we were with.

844
00:40:16,199 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 3: The apparently we dropped fifty episodes on the same day

845
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,239
in twenty twenty.

846
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I don't know what it was.

847
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,360
I don't know what happened. There was it a changeover

848
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,360
or something, but it wasn't all the way back to

849
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:32,039
our very first episode was created anyway, It was recorded

850
00:40:32,159 --> 00:40:35,000
on would you believe Jar nearly ten years ago, the

851
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,559
twenty sixth of April twenty sixteen.

852
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,639
Speaker 3: I would well believe it, buddy, I would well believe it.

853
00:40:43,039 --> 00:40:46,679
Here's the thing, folks, It's fair to say when we

854
00:40:46,679 --> 00:40:48,800
were growing up there were no podcasts, no, and there

855
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,360
were certainly no comedy podcasts. There were various things that

856
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,960
I think lent themselves to podcast Rory Tom and things

857
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,079
that we would have had a lot of heating. So

858
00:40:57,119 --> 00:40:59,760
when Tom Oman he came to me eleven odd years

859
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,920
ago and said, hey, do you want to jump in

860
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,840
and have a podcast? And I was like, yeah, okay,

861
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,039
go on fucking why not? So that took me a

862
00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:08,800
year to fucking reply because I was a slow minded

863
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,159
person back then, and I got and for nothing as well,

864
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:14,840
we were just about to have the second baby.

865
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a bit going.

866
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 3: On with had a bit going on. What amazes me

867
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,239
is that we launched our first episode I think like

868
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,880
six weeks after my daughter was born. So I don't

869
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,559
know what kind of balls I had back then to

870
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,800
talk to my you know, my wife who had just

871
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,159
given birth to a baby and had another kid running

872
00:41:38,159 --> 00:41:39,719
around the house as well, and turn around and go like,

873
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,599
come here, listen, you seem to have this in hand.

874
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:43,599
When I'm gonna get home from work, I'm fucking off

875
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:44,760
to record a podcast.

876
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: But that was that was the thing we didn't. This

877
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,840
is where the evolution even of podcasts is.

878
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,199
Speaker 3: We didn't.

879
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,159
Speaker 1: There was no option to There was no Zoom option.

880
00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:56,079
There was no and even Zoom started, it was shy first,

881
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:57,360
you know, was read choppy and stuff.

882
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,159
Speaker 3: Now you remember when Zoom was.

883
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 1: Skype And now we've cleaned microphones. Everything's clean. But we

884
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:08,119
we recorded a test episode and in Jerry's house where

885
00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:10,880
we set up a H two Zoom and we just

886
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:14,840
set it up. The company's Zoom, not the the application Zoom,

887
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,840
but this company. You know.

888
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,639
Speaker 3: I don't want to interrupt you there, buddy, but I

889
00:42:18,679 --> 00:42:20,199
went talking to someone the other day goes like, you

890
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:21,639
know you can record on a zoom if you have

891
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:24,280
a zoom to take the zoom. Yeah, fuck notion what

892
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,199
I was talking about.

893
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: Well, they would, they wouldn't put if they were camera people,

894
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,400
they would because they still make very good ones in

895
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,599
them and they're so you can clip those the top

896
00:42:31,639 --> 00:42:33,800
of a camera and you actually put in four hit

897
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,639
Accel R microphones and everything in the big ones are good.

898
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,599
Are still very much sought after. But we set it

899
00:42:39,679 --> 00:42:41,400
up in the in your sittroom and we did a

900
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,480
test and I don't know where it is. I cannot find.

901
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:50,760
We did a test one while building the buggy.

902
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 3: I so happened to have a pushchair to be put

903
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,800
together for again nice stress my infant daughter. And we

904
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,519
just said, look, let's just set it up together. And

905
00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:03,119
it was disappointingly short because really it was just clipping

906
00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:05,280
four wheels onto a buggy took no time whatsoever. I

907
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,360
was hoping it was going to be a big complex ike.

908
00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: I think it was a good idea of yours. You're like,

909
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,800
let's see, this will take a bit of a bit

910
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,760
of time. We're like, two was to construction. Mind the

911
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,199
people with, ah, right, that's done, clicking away we went.

912
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,000
But you know what, for all the ability that we

913
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,400
would added in the capability of podcasting, it was kind

914
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,639
of entertaining, and I remember listening back to it, but

915
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:29,440
it would be fun to listen if I could find

916
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,199
it out. But it could be.

917
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:34,519
Speaker 3: In the But it gave us enough, It gave us

918
00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:36,079
enough juice in the tank to say that we could

919
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,440
make an episode.

920
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:37,599
Speaker 1: Now.

921
00:43:37,599 --> 00:43:39,519
Speaker 3: We all we often talk here on the show about

922
00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:43,000
the forgotten episodes. We're we're we're looking at the culmination

923
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:46,559
of a one hundred, one hundred episode run straight. Yes,

924
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:49,679
But before that, me and Tom used to release batches

925
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:54,440
of episodes, like six or six episodes over six weeks,

926
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,400
and then let it sit for six months, and then

927
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,519
do eight episodes and then let it's six set for

928
00:43:58,559 --> 00:44:01,440
six months like not for nothing. As well, we were

929
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,960
both giging comedians at the time. You were a full

930
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,119
time giging comedian and I was as best as I

931
00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:09,960
could beat the full time which I am not these days.

932
00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:12,440
So there wasn't a guarantee that we would have a

933
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,960
steady recording night every night of the week, and we

934
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,639
couldn't commit to doing this, and the last thing I

935
00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:19,280
wanted to be was like one episode here and maybe

936
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,119
another one in a fortnight, and then an episode and

937
00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:24,119
then nothing for three weeks. So like, but we could

938
00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:29,039
record six episodes over two days and release them over

939
00:44:29,079 --> 00:44:29,599
six weeks.

940
00:44:29,679 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: We did to give people a context to who might

941
00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:34,320
be long term listeners. You're like, but why would what?

942
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,800
What was? What was the trouble? Ironically we lived far

943
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,400
closer to each other then that we have done this

944
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,679
last hundred episodes. But it was because there wasn't a

945
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,000
de skype As ship pure shit like, and there was

946
00:44:47,199 --> 00:44:50,159
no zoom, so we physically had to go and meet

947
00:44:50,199 --> 00:44:53,239
and I would often meet Jerry off the dart I

948
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,039
would park up was a black rock and stuff. It

949
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:55,440
was there.

950
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 3: There was various train stations, found.

951
00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:00,519
Speaker 1: A couple of weird doggers just covers at.

952
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 3: The train stations here.

953
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, car, but the only thing was the car made

954
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,679
for a decent studio because it is soundproof anyways, made

955
00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:09,519
for the audio of.

956
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 3: Those earlier episodes. If you're if you care to go back,

957
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,360
like right now, we're we do a little setup. We've

958
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,199
got good MIC's here, you know, good setups. We won't

959
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,639
record if the internet is patchy if there's a storm

960
00:45:19,639 --> 00:45:22,280
out or anything like that. Back then, we're recording in

961
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:32,000
the car, running with the winter, you know. Yeah, I

962
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:34,440
remember we recorded a couple of episodes driving the gigs

963
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,679
and you just put the zoom on the on the

964
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,880
dashboard and troll.

965
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: So funny the sound of the indicator. I'll never forget

966
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:46,559
how on an opful fucking whatever it was at the

967
00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:48,960
time I was driving and it's sound of the beast

968
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:50,199
and indicators. We were trying.

969
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but but but they're good times. And the older

970
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,159
episodes that there, we fished them out every now and

971
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:57,840
then for for people to listen to, and we tried

972
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,119
a couple of things, you know, it was kind of Magazini,

973
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,480
not unlike what the show looks like today. And then

974
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:05,719
there was, of course a good run there. Of about

975
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,239
twenty episodes we did were the worst specific subjects that

976
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,760
we talked about. So we did an hour on we

977
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,840
did two hours on Fred Dibner, and we did three

978
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,719
hours on toolbox legends and all this kind of thing.

979
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,320
And I did love those episodes, but I gotta tell you, Tom,

980
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,239
they were unsustainable. You couldn't put one of them out

981
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,199
everywhere you couldn't.

982
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,559
Speaker 1: Not every week you couldn't because what they were was

983
00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:31,519
they were very much us. They were on brand for us,

984
00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:34,239
like and without a producer really going digging out and

985
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,440
we sitting down and it is it's amazing for the

986
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,199
people that can that do do it full time that

987
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,239
they can sit down, you know, they would have it

988
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,159
and they were just putting their lap as a full

989
00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:44,920
thing and you'd have to sit down for a meeting

990
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,599
and you'd create. I think they were pretty tasty for

991
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,159
what we I think we did pretty good. Yeah, the

992
00:46:50,159 --> 00:46:51,559
time was straight because we would have a lot of

993
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:53,599
notes on them and stuff like that. I still have

994
00:46:53,679 --> 00:46:55,519
even the other notes written and I.

995
00:46:55,559 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 3: Have I have like you know, say for fred Dibner,

996
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,760
which was like come come the ladder end of it

997
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,119
was like three hours straight. I fucking rolled all that out,

998
00:47:03,159 --> 00:47:04,519
longhand before we sat down.

999
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: And you can tell though, because there's still huge admiration

1000
00:47:10,079 --> 00:47:13,199
on because the clips are on YouTube just with a

1001
00:47:13,199 --> 00:47:15,920
flat screen YouTube that won't take a link now anymore.

1002
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,880
It was brilliant for for people listening before because again,

1003
00:47:20,119 --> 00:47:22,679
if we're the producer to actually we're recording on video here,

1004
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,800
but we don't really put the video out, even though

1005
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,280
it is very much the case in point. I remember

1006
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,480
a guy he was he was gonna, you've a podcast.

1007
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,880
I mean it's heard of the podcast. Where do I

1008
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,719
get to watch it? I'm like, no, the whole idea

1009
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:39,559
of a podcast is that it's audio based. It was like, what, like, what, man,

1010
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:41,320
you're working, when do you have time to be watching

1011
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:45,440
the video of a thing when I'm not watching? I

1012
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,280
would what does it make a difference two blokes faces

1013
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,800
just listen to us? Ah? Never he thought about it

1014
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,000
like that. Yeah, it's an audio focus, but it's for

1015
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,280
for other people. It's it's a completely different medium like

1016
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,519
bells and whistles attached. They got to see it. Now,

1017
00:47:59,599 --> 00:48:03,320
there's a lot I've performances, I you know, like to

1018
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,199
see how some of the biggest ones in Ireland have

1019
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,559
even gone. You're like, holy shit, you're selling out the

1020
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:10,480
three Arena, like the two Johnny's the night I opened

1021
00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:12,360
for the two of them at there and I helped

1022
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,960
them start that one that they had. Now they took

1023
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,760
the ball and run it. They had a great producers.

1024
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,400
Like it went from this too. You know, literally the

1025
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,480
same thing in your fucking car inside the garage to

1026
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,119
Jesus Christ, there's ten thousand people here fucking wanting to

1027
00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:31,000
see a podcast. Would you're like, it has transformed from

1028
00:48:32,119 --> 00:48:36,280
what I suppose the original thing without that to sound like, yeah,

1029
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,079
but but it's not what you know it's supposed to be.

1030
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,360
It is exactly whatever people want it to be. It's

1031
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,400
a show. Now, you know that it's a show.

1032
00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 3: And in what we have, we have never abandoned our roots.

1033
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:52,159
Tom Oh, but let me tell you if anybody else

1034
00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:54,280
there out there wants those to abandon our roots all

1035
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:55,079
fucking abandoned.

1036
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we said we should do a thrashing festival

1037
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,519
or something like that, you know, something that would be

1038
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:01,440
right on brand for.

1039
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 3: Us, like Wells. That brings me to the next portion.

1040
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,800
Now we've got the history of the Tom and Jerry Show,

1041
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,440
the short version of it there, and you're welcome to

1042
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,840
listen to the older episode.

1043
00:49:11,559 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: And that would pretty much tell you what's the great

1044
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,840
thing about talking about the history of the Tom and

1045
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,639
Jerry Show. Literally on the platform you're listening to right now,

1046
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,440
your thumb will get you all the history you need

1047
00:49:20,519 --> 00:49:21,880
on the Tom of Jerry Show.

1048
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 3: Just simple as that.

1049
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: Just roll backwards.

1050
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 3: Now, the future of the Tom and Jerry Show is

1051
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,440
a different story. This is not a Swan song. And

1052
00:49:29,519 --> 00:49:33,599
providing that not too much shit blows up this evening.

1053
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 1: We should be all right, Should be all right, should

1054
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,199
be all right.

1055
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 3: You can listen to us in the wastelands going forward. Now,

1056
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,519
we had always said that we would shake up the

1057
00:49:43,519 --> 00:49:45,920
show every fifty episodes or so, and you might remember

1058
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,400
that on episode fifty gone by we shock up a

1059
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,400
couple of things and introduced a couple of new segments.

1060
00:49:51,559 --> 00:49:52,920
I don't know that we're going to do that now

1061
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,599
because I think we're in a nice groove and I

1062
00:49:54,639 --> 00:49:57,679
feel they're still still meat on the bone.

1063
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,639
Speaker 1: Well, I have noticed people are very very much like

1064
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,480
and we want to like, we're doing what we like

1065
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:04,559
to do. But at the same time you have to

1066
00:50:04,599 --> 00:50:06,719
be conscious that that people are listening. And that's the

1067
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,760
big thing about podcast is that when you find your

1068
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,079
groove and you find your niche, we know that some

1069
00:50:11,079 --> 00:50:14,840
sort of people that listen to this are exactly like

1070
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,440
us in that sense, do you know what I mean?

1071
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 3: Like there's they don't suddenly want fashion corner, you.

1072
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: Know, our order to do on heavy politics and stuff

1073
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:24,400
like that, they're just like, you know what, take me away,

1074
00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:27,920
take me, take me away from the city. They just

1075
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,639
want that every just just an hour of these two

1076
00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:38,960
fucking knuckleheads just spouting almost almost always at least twenty

1077
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:44,239
points of totally inaccurate, fucking facts where we just make speculation,

1078
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,360
wild fucking rumors.

1079
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 3: Please please don't fact check us on anything we say.

1080
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,760
Ten years ago.

1081
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: We think that's the truth of it. Ten years ago.

1082
00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:57,079
To me, you could have said, Tom, we started this

1083
00:50:57,199 --> 00:50:58,320
twenty years ago.

1084
00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:02,199
Speaker 3: Ah, this podcast here in ten years.

1085
00:51:03,199 --> 00:51:06,639
Speaker 1: But the evolution of the podcast went from I thing

1086
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,000
that used to happen years ago. Now I did a

1087
00:51:10,039 --> 00:51:15,039
mini tour with Tom Green. You remember Tom Green, not

1088
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:19,400
you know, a great a very extreme actor and stuff.

1089
00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 4: Not extreme actor, but just.

1090
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,039
Speaker 1: Shock kind of guy.

1091
00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:25,559
Speaker 3: His stand up, he had a moment, he.

1092
00:51:25,519 --> 00:51:27,599
Speaker 1: Had a moment, He married Drew Barrymore. He was the

1093
00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:30,920
perfect he was escape battle boarder and he was He

1094
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,760
got super famous for Freddie got fingered, he got super

1095
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,199
famous for road Trip, he got super famous for whatever

1096
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,760
other bits and pieces. His stand up was.

1097
00:51:40,159 --> 00:51:42,039
Speaker 3: At this point, you either know Tom Green and you

1098
00:51:42,039 --> 00:51:43,239
don't know down Yeah.

1099
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,559
Speaker 1: His stand up was you know it was it was

1100
00:51:45,559 --> 00:51:48,079
what it was, but he was he was one of

1101
00:51:48,119 --> 00:51:52,119
the first because he even built a server mini server

1102
00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:55,400
farm in his house, the whole lot because he knew

1103
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,280
he wouldn't have the bandwidth to put it out. But

1104
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,840
what he what he was spring by and other guys

1105
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,199
comics were coming over to his house going what is this,

1106
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,679
So you're going to make a TV show, radio show

1107
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,360
in your house. They were like, it's not really a

1108
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,880
radio show. It's the Internet was brand new, and it

1109
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,719
was like, it's this is going to be harbored on

1110
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,159
the internet. They're like, show what's on the internet or

1111
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:20,079
not Internet, Like, you don't get it. The Internet's going

1112
00:52:20,119 --> 00:52:22,360
to be big. Well, I'm going to harbor these there

1113
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,920
and people can listen to them from anywhere in the

1114
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,239
world at any time they ever want them. No, that's

1115
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,159
not how radio works. You listen, money, listen, No trust me.

1116
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,760
And where that where that had originally come from was

1117
00:52:33,559 --> 00:52:35,920
it was comics And remember Bill Burde a couple more

1118
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,559
than it did it where they would phone in to

1119
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,519
a PO box that you and me and everybody else

1120
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:45,400
could subscribe to and just listen to them talk at nauseum.

1121
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:47,679
And it was really solo solo stuff. So it was

1122
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,400
really good for practicing podcasts, real solo stuff. And they

1123
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,079
would just go, ah, and you know what.

1124
00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 6: The other fucking thing about fucking taxis in the fucking city,

1125
00:52:55,079 --> 00:52:56,960
they can go fuck themselves and they'd leave a half

1126
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,920
an hour of a rant or a talk, maybe two

1127
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,159
fellas talking, and would just pay to listen into it.

1128
00:53:02,519 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: This is all around the time of paying for h

1129
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,239
fucking phone rings and stuff like that. Yeah, real analogy

1130
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,800
at the time. And that's how you do it.

1131
00:53:12,159 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 3: I mean, like you know, and and and we always

1132
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,480
we always like to touch on the things that we've

1133
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,199
seen and come and go. I mean, like some of

1134
00:53:18,199 --> 00:53:20,280
them are outlandish. People say, what do you mean you

1135
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,199
were there before mirke Wibbs. Uh what podcast? It really was?

1136
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,840
Even the word podcast comes from where people were listening

1137
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,199
to it. It was a broadcast that you listen to

1138
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,239
on your iPod.

1139
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:33,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, simple as that.

1140
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 3: And now, of course you're going to get a portion

1141
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,719
of the autis going like, what's an iPod.

1142
00:53:39,559 --> 00:53:44,199
Speaker 1: That's where where it's where all your Spotify lived, that's

1143
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,880
Spotify playlists, that's where they lived but didn't live anywhere else.

1144
00:53:48,119 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you I'll tell you. And I didn't

1145
00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:52,639
know Tom Green was that involved in the evolution of podcasts.

1146
00:53:52,639 --> 00:53:55,280
But if you want to push further back home, and

1147
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,519
I think this is what greatly appeals to you and

1148
00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:00,920
me for what we're doing here on a podcast, ah,

1149
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:06,960
is like the most earliest form of this, one can say,

1150
00:54:07,519 --> 00:54:10,599
might be cbe radio communication.

1151
00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: Yes yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

1152
00:54:12,159 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 3: Or you're just putting it out into the world, your

1153
00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:17,639
ramblings and your thoughts as you're driving up and down

1154
00:54:17,639 --> 00:54:22,079
the road on the Pork Chop Express. Yeah, and whoever's

1155
00:54:22,119 --> 00:54:24,360
out there listens to it. Just now, I want to

1156
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,760
listen in and hear what Jack Burton has to say.

1157
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,079
That's that's that's I think where we came to it.

1158
00:54:31,119 --> 00:54:34,039
That what appeals to us, like, oh we I know.

1159
00:54:34,079 --> 00:54:36,400
I certainly was brought up on smoking in the band

1160
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,960
and big Trouble in China and all this kind of thing,

1161
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,119
and I always thought, wow, so those guys just are

1162
00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:45,679
just jib jabbing and chatting and people are listening and

1163
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,880
thinking that it's great and chiming in and having a

1164
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:51,280
good time. So when a good buddy Tom O man,

1165
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,320
he comes to me and says, you want to have

1166
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,239
a podcast and be like, yeah, fucking hell yeah, why not.

1167
00:54:55,559 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing because the notion that radio is

1168
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,079
for good morning everybody, welcome to the babusy, you know,

1169
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,920
that's who radio is for radios for radio trained people

1170
00:55:07,199 --> 00:55:11,360
who did broadcasting didn't course swear nothing. Then you went

1171
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,880
and you know, when the ads were coming and stuff

1172
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,400
like that, like I did. I did a brief bit

1173
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:20,599
in radio, and they tried to train me in and

1174
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,760
sometimes like I know.

1175
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 4: And I'm no good at a sport or whatever.

1176
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: I know, I just fucking know, and I'm like, this

1177
00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:28,679
ain't But if you put me on the air with

1178
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,000
a bunch of other people, both bump bum bum bum

1179
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,960
bum bum, I'll be lining them up bang bang bang.

1180
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,239
And I used to do every Monday morning with what

1181
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,800
Jennifer and Bernard and oh shit, yeah that's right. And

1182
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:43,079
then they had a restructuring with of course, and I'm

1183
00:55:43,119 --> 00:55:45,199
sure it didn't it didn't. You know, there's no skin

1184
00:55:45,199 --> 00:55:47,440
off my notes. They weren't hardly paying me a penny anyway,

1185
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:51,280
but it was nice to celtickets. But anyway they they did,

1186
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,960
they were like they were very courteous to me, and

1187
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,480
a couple of them showed just went look sitting here

1188
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,039
for half an hour with me, right, so say you're

1189
00:55:57,159 --> 00:55:59,639
there's an ad coming now. I suppose they were throwing

1190
00:55:59,679 --> 00:56:03,000
me in to fucking this immediate level for a fellow

1191
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,519
who knew nothing, let alone beginner level. They were they

1192
00:56:06,519 --> 00:56:09,119
were asking you to go into competitions. So it was

1193
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,400
I just knew straight I would this would be too

1194
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,880
big of a jump. I would not be able to

1195
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,320
do this by myself, not even close, you know what

1196
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,119
I mean. And I also looked at Temporrellian and Bernard,

1197
00:56:18,599 --> 00:56:20,920
knew them who had nothing to do it. What was

1198
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,119
coming up? It was all Keith Wallach was running the

1199
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:27,800
fucking machinery. But oh, and this isn't I like it

1200
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,239
to a degree. I like the bit of banter we're

1201
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,400
having in here, but I felt like there was handcuffs

1202
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,480
on everything that you want.

1203
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 3: To do, which there would be. Yeah.

1204
00:56:36,039 --> 00:56:38,519
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, my seven jeargo was

1205
00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:40,719
so we can be Evan and jeffin about whatever we want,

1206
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,039
and if only two people listened, then so be it.

1207
00:56:43,119 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 3: But the other end of it as well, Tom and

1208
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,960
again what we would have seen coming up was was

1209
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,840
the notion of a pirate radio station. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1210
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,000
pirate radio station where you could say or do whatever

1211
00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:53,679
you want. I remember there was a movie in the eighties.

1212
00:56:53,679 --> 00:56:55,960
I don't know if it's lived long in anybody's memory,

1213
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,199
but was called Pump Up the Jam and it had

1214
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,440
like Christian Slater.

1215
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. And then there was another one,

1216
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,440
wasn't there that Steve Coogan made No.

1217
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 3: On Up the Way Ship a rock. It was just

1218
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,000
this whole notion that you just had this wild public

1219
00:57:12,079 --> 00:57:15,880
access say whatever you want. Nobody knows who are just

1220
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:19,000
this this anonymous voice on the radio talking mad ship

1221
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:23,280
about whatever or whatever you wanted. You know that stays

1222
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,159
with you, and you know, you know that's why I was.

1223
00:57:27,719 --> 00:57:29,920
You tell me that you're putting together podcast and I've

1224
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,559
got like my infant daughter in my hand, and I'm like, no,

1225
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,920
by pet, gotta go fucking But there is that friend

1226
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,760
Tom starting a radio show.

1227
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: Just like that. When I was your formative years are

1228
00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:45,440
in your teens and stuff, and I took a lot

1229
00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:48,079
of things. I mean, I'll slag America left right and center.

1230
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,599
But for the for the summer I lived there, it

1231
00:57:51,719 --> 00:57:54,960
was a very formative time. It was the summer sixteen,

1232
00:57:56,199 --> 00:57:59,440
but there was a lot of there was a huge

1233
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,960
cultural jump from what Ireland had gone on and what

1234
00:58:04,039 --> 00:58:06,679
they had gone on. There was like, I don't know

1235
00:58:06,719 --> 00:58:08,840
what was opening that there was. There was a couple

1236
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:13,440
of great radio stations that were boarderline, very close to

1237
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,280
the edge with how some of their subject matters, some

1238
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,000
of the very cool funny stuff they would do, some

1239
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:21,039
of the pranks they were pulling on each other, and

1240
00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:24,239
we had nothing to that standard. And we eat a couple,

1241
00:58:24,679 --> 00:58:26,800
but you know, you've might Mike Murphy's and stuff like

1242
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,519
that all for the old people, like, but this was

1243
00:58:29,679 --> 00:58:32,880
super cool young people stuff and they were nothing like

1244
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,719
the radio stations we had. And Baltazar, I remember was

1245
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,199
one of their names. Was it Rocks Pebbleton, Baltazar on

1246
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,559
the morning in Boston Boston City FM or whatever the.

1247
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,119
Speaker 4: Fuck it was.

1248
00:58:44,719 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: But I remember seeing they were just so cheeky and

1249
00:58:47,519 --> 00:58:48,960
how they got away with things like.

1250
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 3: They were addictive, like different, a different animal.

1251
00:58:53,039 --> 00:58:56,159
Speaker 1: I was tuned in them every morning in my little

1252
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:58,920
fucking booths where I was doing security. I mean, I

1253
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,599
say that they were the only thing just about keep

1254
00:59:00,599 --> 00:59:03,480
me away, but I definitely walked away with a different

1255
00:59:03,519 --> 00:59:06,800
notion in my head going there. If there was a

1256
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,079
way to be that cool, or at least the liberty

1257
00:59:10,199 --> 00:59:12,679
in being that trying to be that cool, would you

1258
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:15,239
would you'd be hamstrong, left right and center and any

1259
00:59:16,039 --> 00:59:20,159
any structured yeah, no news broadcast. I mean they're all

1260
00:59:20,159 --> 00:59:22,679
owned by particularly one gay now well.

1261
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 3: I mean to get away from him. With that being said,

1262
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,719
if any structured broadcast entity wants to throw a couple

1263
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,800
of shekels their way, you watch us a band and

1264
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,960
air Morrows, Oh my god, run out and call the show,

1265
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,159
and you fucking.

1266
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: Want whatever you want, whatever you want, you.

1267
00:59:39,719 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 3: Can call it that.

1268
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:45,719
Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry, I mean that I need I need it. No,

1269
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,679
I would last fourteen. I mean I've they've let me

1270
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:52,280
pushed the end up a small but on radio stations

1271
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,840
here in Cork and hearing the Limerick but even a

1272
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,960
few times like they're going, is Christian Man's a bit

1273
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,480
of a fucking live wires And because of course I

1274
00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:02,079
come straight in with Tom and Jerry energy like oh yeah,

1275
01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:05,519
you know what I mean, they're going, Oh Jesus Christ,

1276
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,960
we better start running this thirty seconds behind because this

1277
01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:09,880
guy could it's a fucking.

1278
01:00:10,719 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 3: Let me tell you a Boddy, you come in with

1279
01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:14,159
Tom and Jerry energy to a job interview. That's what

1280
01:00:14,199 --> 01:00:16,960
I've done on occasion and work out well.

1281
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,599
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much,

1282
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:24,559
lovely to see you again. Get garrowed Gared, Jerry. Don't

1283
01:00:24,599 --> 01:00:26,280
you worry about it? Don't you worry about just you

1284
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,840
can just leave that there. Yeah, just leave that there. Well,

1285
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,159
I didn't bring anything, just yes, leave it there, Just

1286
01:00:32,199 --> 01:00:33,880
leave it there, and thank you. Thanks so folks.

1287
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 3: We don't know what the future holds for the Tom

1288
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,760
and Jerry Show, but I know that we will be

1289
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,079
back here next week with another wonderful episode. Here's to

1290
01:00:40,159 --> 01:00:41,840
one hundred more Tom, how about that drink?

1291
01:00:42,199 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely And if.

1292
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 3: You want to chime in and see what else is

1293
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,320
coming up on the Tom and Jerry Show, you can

1294
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,320
join us on our social media channels at Tom and Jerry,

1295
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,920
Tom with a T, Jerry with a G. That will

1296
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,800
get you anywhere you want to get us Instagram. Mostly

1297
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,400
we're not an ex anymore. We shut that over off

1298
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,119
in the last little while. I haven't missed it to

1299
01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:05,199
be perfully honest with Jerry McBride and Tom on Instagram

1300
01:01:05,239 --> 01:01:07,079
at Tom.

1301
01:01:06,639 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: Oh my head money in that no no, no, no

1302
01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:12,519
go you know what to do. Hit subscribing whatever platform

1303
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:15,800
you're on, Apple seems to be overtaken Spotify in late

1304
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,320
the odd week the odd week, but for the most late,

1305
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,679
for the most part, it does seem to be Spotify.

1306
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,320
But if you can hit the belt and whatever a

1307
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,880
platform you're on, little end into your phone, autumn device

1308
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,039
of whatever sort it is on Thursday morning, you can

1309
01:01:30,159 --> 01:01:32,360
leave comments now, which is great. And somebody sent me

1310
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,719
and I apologize if you're listening. Somebody also kind of

1311
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,360
slagged me off for stop posting about gadgets and tools

1312
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,880
because now you're I'm driving him and the wife mad

1313
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:47,199
because he's wanted to buy shit. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,

1314
01:01:47,239 --> 01:01:48,760
five sets of the goggles is too much.

1315
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 4: I know you're right.

1316
01:01:49,719 --> 01:01:52,599
Speaker 1: But also somebody give out that wasn't given out, but

1317
01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:55,159
they said off last week's episode, and again I can't

1318
01:01:55,199 --> 01:01:57,960
find him. He posted we just talked about how great

1319
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,760
we are to answer, but he posted somewhere which I

1320
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,760
can find, but he said he hadn't thought about the

1321
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,119
fags in like six years, and after our episode he

1322
01:02:04,159 --> 01:02:05,800
was like Jesus Christ, what to do? It was light

1323
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,840
up for folk's sake.

1324
01:02:07,079 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 3: That's all I wanted from this show. Tom, That's all

1325
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:09,880
I wanted from this show.

1326
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: Eh.

1327
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,039
Speaker 3: The show for on Spotify as well chimed in to

1328
01:02:13,079 --> 01:02:15,639
say that the largest Octoberfest, if you want to be talking

1329
01:02:15,639 --> 01:02:18,239
about our friends over in Germany. We were talking about

1330
01:02:18,239 --> 01:02:21,320
the character family and how they relocated mysteriously to Brazil.

1331
01:02:22,599 --> 01:02:26,519
Large octoberfest outside of Germany is in Brazil.

1332
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 1: No.

1333
01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 3: Yes, so there's a lot of er. Like, just to

1334
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,440
give you a shoulder.

1335
01:02:31,239 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: All I gotta I just gotta see some Google images

1336
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,679
of this, because this is going to be this.

1337
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 3: Is bloomin now. She says, b l U m p

1338
01:02:39,199 --> 01:02:41,960
l you am e naw Blueminau.

1339
01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:51,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, October us says, blow fun october Fest. Oh my god,

1340
01:02:51,519 --> 01:02:54,000
you're typing in the accent, buddy, Yeah, I'm typing in

1341
01:02:54,079 --> 01:02:57,280
the accent. This okay. The images of this are amazing

1342
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,280
because there's there's a lot.

1343
01:03:01,079 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 3: Of white people there, a lot of Germany.

1344
01:03:03,719 --> 01:03:07,119
Speaker 1: There's a lot of really nice weather put a lot

1345
01:03:07,119 --> 01:03:09,199
of really white people.

1346
01:03:09,199 --> 01:03:11,639
Speaker 3: It's so strange to see this many Germans with the

1347
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,960
with the statue of Christ the Redeemer in the.

1348
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:19,599
Speaker 1: Background, all these guys doing day behind them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1349
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,239
fucking yeah.

1350
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 3: Crackick shout out. Tom put out a quick shout out

1351
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,280
before we recorded tonight on the Instagram asking did anybody

1352
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,639
have anything to say any questions for the one hundredth episode.

1353
01:03:31,079 --> 01:03:32,800
Might start doing that again because we actually got a

1354
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,119
couple in. Our friend, Chip the painter has no questions.

1355
01:03:36,119 --> 01:03:38,360
He just wants to say, keep up the good work, lads,

1356
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,719
Thank you very much. I appreciate that kindly. End our

1357
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,280
old buddy end Over and Instagram came in with the

1358
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,440
question what are your favorite batchet conspiracy theories? Not jfs,

1359
01:03:49,519 --> 01:03:52,159
k et cetera, just mental ones. We might we might

1360
01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:55,320
pull at that a little bit, yeah, episodes. I mean

1361
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,320
I mentioned the moon there the day, which I kind

1362
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,599
of don't believe in, but would believe that would be

1363
01:03:59,599 --> 01:03:59,920
a thing.

1364
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think he's I think what

1365
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,559
he's what he's poking at there? And we need to

1366
01:04:04,559 --> 01:04:07,039
go root in around for fun once because you and

1367
01:04:07,039 --> 01:04:09,280
I have been involved with of course Gordo and stuff

1368
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:13,119
like that. Because good old friend, I think we need

1369
01:04:13,159 --> 01:04:14,039
to root out.

1370
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 3: For the a couple of them for a proper episode.

1371
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,360
And I give you one here for nothing seen as

1372
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:20,079
how you're so nice to ask. I'll give you one

1373
01:04:20,079 --> 01:04:23,559
that I believe in the depths of my heart. Blue

1374
01:04:23,639 --> 01:04:28,960
rays and DVDs. Same fucking thing, Buddy Bigfoot. I think

1375
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,800
he's ready to go. Just say and then one last

1376
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,400
one over here from Sharon chimes In on Instagram. She asks,

1377
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,800
on Tom, you might take this one your favorite Bond

1378
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,960
movie and your favorite Bond actor.

1379
01:04:43,559 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: I think it's it's Goldfinger and it's fucking Cornery. Yeah,

1380
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:52,239
it's Connory. I just I don't know why. It's almost

1381
01:04:52,239 --> 01:04:57,400
like he was continuously he knew the crack he was

1382
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:58,840
having and the right thing is going to be doing

1383
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,400
as a result of that lead name it.

1384
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,159
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much.

1385
01:05:01,239 --> 01:05:03,639
Speaker 1: Do you know the rest awesome to a bit, heckey, Okay,

1386
01:05:03,679 --> 01:05:05,400
we got to Dinah Craig and they kind of hard

1387
01:05:05,519 --> 01:05:08,920
enough as moll, but it was like, you know, whatever.

1388
01:05:09,079 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 3: Does it all the at the time, I'll tell you,

1389
01:05:10,599 --> 01:05:12,920
I'm curious and so far as like, my favorite Bond

1390
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,199
actor is Pierce bros And I thought he looked great

1391
01:05:15,239 --> 01:05:17,000
in the role, but he was never in like a

1392
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:21,440
very very very good film. No maybe, but like he was,

1393
01:05:21,679 --> 01:05:23,800
he was too good for the movies that he was in.

1394
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: I also could believe that Connery could have could knock

1395
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,639
the ballocks out of most of us.

1396
01:05:27,639 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not so. I'll say a favorite Bond actor

1397
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,239
is uh Pierce Pros and I have always said to

1398
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,719
anyone that will listen to, my favorite Bond movie.

1399
01:05:37,599 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 1: Is Diamonds Are Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought Day

1400
01:05:41,519 --> 01:05:43,719
Living Daylights right, Okay, Living Day.

1401
01:05:43,599 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 3: That's good as well, But Diamonds Are Forever. That's my

1402
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:50,039
that's my that's my man. Okay, Tom, that's a hundred.

1403
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:54,719
Speaker 1: Baby, that's a hundred. Have you did you say you

1404
01:05:54,719 --> 01:05:56,719
had a lot of ultra in the house because this.

1405
01:05:57,159 --> 01:05:59,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no ship, but you got it right here

1406
01:05:59,719 --> 01:06:00,440
right nice?

1407
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,719
Speaker 1: Okay, so you can't overdose in voltro. That's all I

1408
01:06:02,719 --> 01:06:04,519
need to know because I'm going to lie into that

1409
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of the stuff now.

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01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,079
Speaker 3: For I guess every anybody's just listened to it. Maybe

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01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:09,719
we should get on the video any things, because then

1412
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I have no way approven that I.

1413
01:06:11,519 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: Just held up a tube of alter Roye and that

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was it.

1415
01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 3: I've got everything, Tiger Tom all like the balloons with

1416
01:06:16,519 --> 01:06:17,280
my Krueger hands.

1417
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,039
Speaker 1: For anybody wondering he didn't just hold up the little

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01:06:21,119 --> 01:06:24,199
not where did what eastern your eastern Black country? Did

1419
01:06:24,239 --> 01:06:26,000
you get that out of? It? Looks like a fucking

1420
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,320
Pringle tube of volto. They don't make him that big?

1421
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,480
Is that from the fucking farm shop you got that one?

1422
01:06:33,719 --> 01:06:35,679
Is that? Or your hends tiny?

1423
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 3: You know by a bulk? I'm not gonna tell you.

1424
01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 1: All right anyway, On that note, I can only apologize

1425
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,280
my bones cracking throughout the whole podcast. One hundred has

1426
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,320
been jerb be one hundred more to continue.

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Speaker 3: Let's do. Good luck, go Leg