Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Peak Shade. It's Monday, mugshot Monday.
Speaker 1: I got my girl Keisha here with me to talk
Speaker 1: about felons.
Speaker 2: We love.
Speaker 3: Look that if there's one thing about us, we love felons.
Speaker 1: We love a felon. We love a guy in prison
Speaker 1: for ninety nine years.
Speaker 4: We're here for it.
Speaker 3: We're totally fascinated by that. I mean, we just it's
Speaker 3: something about that prison talk that just does it for us.
Speaker 2: We just we like it.
Speaker 4: We like it.
Speaker 1: This is love. During lock Up Season seven, episode five,
Speaker 1: charm or Con These are terrible titles. I got to
Speaker 1: tell you that this week when we had uh MoU
Speaker 1: MoU and g and Bonita.
Speaker 4: Banita. Banita is a marble mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you text me that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're just and now noticing I told you
Speaker 3: last week, you're like this bitch neat subtitles.
Speaker 4: She did.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. I was watching it on a
Speaker 1: screener and the screeners that we get from WeTV do
Speaker 1: not give subtitles. Like a lot of times, we get
Speaker 1: screeners and there's a button you can click and it'll
Speaker 1: give you the subtitles. So I had to just fully
Speaker 1: focus in and pay attention and try.
Speaker 4: To read her lips. Yeah, I don't even know. I
Speaker 4: don't know if I got it all right, I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: She talks bad, like she's got like half a biscuit
Speaker 3: in her mouth.
Speaker 2: Then she talks fast.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's got a good kombo Like if you're gonna
Speaker 3: talk bad, talk slow.
Speaker 4: But can you believe that girl selling all his shit?
Speaker 4: Like that's crazy?
Speaker 2: So she did.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was a TikTok. A few
Speaker 3: people sent it to me, and she like expled why
Speaker 3: she sold his stuff?
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you I agree with her.
Speaker 4: Okay, welly, the same thing. What was the reason?
Speaker 2: He was like, I needed the money?
Speaker 4: Uh huh?
Speaker 3: He started moving funny once he was in prison, Like
Speaker 3: you know, phone calls weren't to say he wasn't doing this.
Speaker 3: He wasn't doing that. She's like, and I got two kids.
Speaker 3: She like, so I sold his ship and she goes.
Speaker 2: And now that I'm looking at how everything played out,
Speaker 2: I'm glad I did all right, the same thing.
Speaker 4: You can't blame her. I can't blame her.
Speaker 2: He's not sending her child support from prison, right right.
Speaker 1: It's funny that he left all his stuff with her,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if he got like arrested in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night and that.
Speaker 4: Stuff, that's where the stuff was.
Speaker 1: But if he was so worried about it, he should
Speaker 1: have got his mom to go and get it.
Speaker 3: I think that's who he was living with. That's because
Speaker 3: Dave said that they were dating while he got arrested.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and while he was first in prison, they were dating,
Speaker 1: and like he said, they broke off their engagement, but
Speaker 1: she didn't know.
Speaker 4: So I was like, so you didn't break broken off engagement?
Speaker 3: Hard works, So everyone needs to have that bit of information.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't blame her. I would have sold
Speaker 3: this shit too, Like it's one thing I'm not getting
Speaker 3: your financial support and then you pissed me off too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Well now that I say it your way, I guess
Speaker 4: it's right she should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine, Yard Cell.
Speaker 1: I love how she's like and I just opened my
Speaker 1: trunk and I was like, come.
Speaker 4: And get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk. Let's start with Emily and Justin rip.
Speaker 1: So eighteen months until release. I noticed on this episode, Jude,
Speaker 1: they gosh right on the screen. Eighteen months until release
Speaker 1: six days until release, and if they did not with
Speaker 1: Aisha and Michale, put nine hundred and ninety nine years
Speaker 1: until release.
Speaker 2: And I just like that is so funny and pitty.
Speaker 2: It really is. I was like, Okay, I love that
Speaker 2: they did this, Like.
Speaker 1: All are one nine years. So let's start with Emily
Speaker 1: and Justin.
Speaker 4: Okay. So it's she just irritates me to no end.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 3: She has such a good setup, like you're a hooker
Speaker 3: and you're a porn star, like that is makes for
Speaker 3: great television, but her personality is so lackluster. It is
Speaker 3: not I'm like, girl who is paying to fuck you?
Speaker 3: You are no fun at all. And she says all
Speaker 3: of the fun for the bedroom and you know, we
Speaker 3: just aren't allowed to see that otherwise I don't get.
Speaker 4: It, Like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So she's reading a message from Justin and she was like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I should tell him I'm in Vegas now.
Speaker 1: They kept showing on the screen the Lexi in Las Vegas,
Speaker 1: which is where she was going. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: sure this hotel does not want to be associated because
Speaker 1: that's not where she goes to film the content. That's
Speaker 1: where well, I looked up the LEXI in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well let me see. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's not like a great hotel, but it's nice enough
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't be featured on this show.
Speaker 4: So they are.
Speaker 1: Now she's reading, okay, I should tell them mom in
Speaker 1: Vegas okay, and she goes, listen, I love creating content,
Speaker 1: and I just she's why is she not? Why does
Speaker 1: she keep saying creating content? Are you out there like
Speaker 1: selling poppy soda? Like the real Real House? What salting?
Speaker 1: What real lives and moments?
Speaker 4: Help me? Secret lives and Mormon wives? Whoa that took
Speaker 4: a second?
Speaker 2: What's that that soda place that they all do?
Speaker 3: Here? Here's the thing, her saying that she's shooting content.
Speaker 3: It is the same as on Love Is Blind. When
Speaker 3: they tell us they are what's one of.
Speaker 4: The content creators? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, when they tell us something else? What that
Speaker 3: could mean anything, including.
Speaker 4: You don't have a job account executive?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay, we need further explanation.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing. You're just making it. You're trying
Speaker 3: to make it sound better than what it is.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 3: For you to say you're shooting porn, that would pique
Speaker 3: my interest right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm creating content. I'm a content creator. So she says,
Speaker 1: I just need Justin to be understanding. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not fully a porn star, but I want to be one.
Speaker 1: And if he wants me to send money, he doesn't
Speaker 1: have a right to tell me not to do content.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she goes into the content house and meets a
Speaker 1: dude who says, oh, yeah, like, I shoot her a lot.
Speaker 4: This is a great space.
Speaker 1: His chiron, his name is oh his name is also Justin. However,
Speaker 1: his name is just a nice cock. Just a nice
Speaker 1: cock altogether, one word, just a nice cock.
Speaker 3: I mean, if I were having to pick a porn partner,
Speaker 3: I mean that would be a standout name for me.
Speaker 2: I think I may go with that guy. Just a
Speaker 2: nice cock.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, Justin just a nice cock tells us, I
Speaker 1: don't consider myself a porn star, just a content creator.
Speaker 1: Come on, I know, Okay, care we go. Just a
Speaker 1: content creator. But I made over one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: doing it last year, and fifteen percent of my content
Speaker 1: is straight and eighty five percent is gay. But he's
Speaker 1: not a gay guy. He has a Okay, he thinks
Speaker 1: of it as art, and he says, as long as
Speaker 1: I come home to my partner, I'm not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 2: I mean we used to sort of say, you made
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars a year, Ay, you got to fuck.
Speaker 4: I mean gay or it seems, which is fine.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I guess he's by he's not gay,
Speaker 1: but he's doing both and he's making more with the
Speaker 1: gay content. He says, but that makes sense. So mm hm, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't watch porn. I don't, so I don't know.
Speaker 4: Does this guy look like a typical porn star because
Speaker 4: he looked a little pudgy to me to be a
Speaker 4: porn star.
Speaker 3: So I do watch porn occasionally. Okay, once upon a time,
Speaker 3: it was all about the guy's to be like super muscular,
Speaker 3: this great bod.
Speaker 2: It's not like that anymore.
Speaker 3: It's regular guys, some dad bots.
Speaker 2: Like everyone has a chance.
Speaker 1: To be a poor So at this point, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's what I was asking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: I guess this is just like they're putting it on
Speaker 1: only fans or porn hub or whatever. So she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, so I don't have any rough shit on
Speaker 1: my page. So I want to get some rough shit
Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, well, we could do this something
Speaker 1: over here in this chair, which I didn't understand what
Speaker 1: it was neither, and then we could do some boy
Speaker 1: girl shit on the bed, and then if you want,
Speaker 1: we can get over in the sex swing.
Speaker 4: So he's got it all, he's he's producing.
Speaker 3: He's yes, and probably got to be a cameraman somehow,
Speaker 3: some way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's nobody else there. And she goes, okay, great, okay,
Speaker 1: let's wonderful. So what are your boundaries And he says
Speaker 1: my boundaries are I can't call you baby girl, and
Speaker 1: I can't beep.
Speaker 4: Did you bleep? Did your bleep? H uh huh?
Speaker 1: And she says okay, And I have to avoid kissing
Speaker 1: because that would be like disrespectful.
Speaker 4: To my boyfriend who's in prison.
Speaker 2: Well, you fucking me up the ass, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: We can do that. That is not disrespectful. But for
Speaker 2: me to.
Speaker 3: Kiss, because here's the thing, the kissing means intimacy.
Speaker 1: Well we learn that from Pretty Woman. Yes I've only
Speaker 1: seen that movie like maybe once. Well that was her
Speaker 1: whole thing. She wouldn't kiss Richard Gear because she said
Speaker 1: that's too.
Speaker 4: I'm personal Okay.
Speaker 1: Hook her with the heart of gold, right, So they
Speaker 1: do some still shots of him like choking her and
Speaker 1: slapping her ass and you know whatever, and then she says, oh, the.
Speaker 4: Phones are going gets to my man, give me a minute.
Speaker 4: So she's like, oh, I have something to tell you.
Speaker 1: How I'm in vager to tell him to shoot content.
Speaker 1: So he's all mad, and it's hilarious because she's like
Speaker 1: in the bathroom of the content house, going, I have
Speaker 1: something to aliena and that porn dude is just on
Speaker 1: the bed like scrolling on his phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he goes.
Speaker 1: Shooting content is like cheating, and she was like, but
Speaker 1: you're going behind my back and getting attention, Okay. It's
Speaker 1: hilarious that the worn dude is like, hey, when you're ready,
Speaker 1: just like give me like ten minutes and then come back.
Speaker 1: You know, like I'm gonna need a little bit of
Speaker 1: fluffing warning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they didn't have enough to have a fluffer there,
Speaker 3: so you know, he's got to do it all himself
Speaker 3: and she kind of needs to hurry up.
Speaker 1: So this is her whole thing, is like, it's not
Speaker 1: cheating if I'm having sex with somebody else. His whole
Speaker 1: thing first was like, well, when you're a hooker and
Speaker 1: they choose you, that's not you choosing it, and it's
Speaker 1: a job, but the shooting content, you're choosing to do it.
Speaker 4: That's how his brain is working.
Speaker 3: Well, he's not RP. Not very smart if that's the
Speaker 3: way he sums it up. Because either way, she's having
Speaker 3: sex with someone else, either way and way and making
Speaker 3: money from it.
Speaker 1: And also I didn't understand her saying, when you're talking
Speaker 1: to Liz, you are getting attention. When I'm doing this,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting attention.
Speaker 3: Well because it's their job, because it's her job. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's not talking to them once they're done.
Speaker 1: So I guess that's her point about Liz, Like, this
Speaker 1: is somebody you're choosing to talk to you that you.
Speaker 3: Like and you've had a relationship with before. You really
Speaker 3: don't have a reason to be talking to this person,
Speaker 3: yet you are. And she knows that Liz likes heir,
Speaker 3: that Liz has been harassing her. So in the world
Speaker 3: of porn, I see what she's saying.
Speaker 2: It may it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so I'm talking to her, he says, I
Speaker 1: did mess up but talking to Liz too much. I did,
Speaker 1: and I only want to be with Emily and I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have talked to Liz.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So he says, all all that matters in this is
Speaker 1: the two of us and that we end up together,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be toxic. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in this toxic relationship. But if you make
Speaker 1: this choice, it could end us. And she goes, what
Speaker 1: you what are you gonna do? And he goes, if
Speaker 1: you make this choice, it's going to leave me no option.
Speaker 1: And she goes, well, I'm just thinking, like you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to be okay with it, and he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: not okay with it, so what are you going to choose?
Speaker 4: And she goes, you have to be.
Speaker 1: Supportive and he says, I'm already being supportive.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be my fucking wife.
Speaker 1: And then something else happens here and I wonder if
Speaker 1: I just forgot to write it down, But this is
Speaker 1: when like she kicks the thing at the end.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, I love the part where just
Speaker 3: a cock was looking out the door, like we only
Speaker 3: got this re renal four about another hour and a half,
Speaker 3: Like are you almost done with your prison on call
Speaker 3: because I gots I fluffed myself a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 4: Do you think it was interesting too that the sex
Speaker 4: swing was there.
Speaker 1: So first when I thought they're at this Lexi hotel,
Speaker 1: I was like, did they just go in and hang
Speaker 1: this sex wing Like that's gonna pull the ceiling down?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is a house specifically
Speaker 1: for porn.
Speaker 3: So if you are a person who does watch porn,
Speaker 3: you will notice sometimes that many of the locations look
Speaker 3: the same. Okay, especially if you like a particular porn star.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, so they have set locations where they
Speaker 3: they do it.
Speaker 1: Fascinating Okay, Aisha and Michale again, nine ninety nine years
Speaker 1: until release.
Speaker 2: This is like their section is to me, pure comedy.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: It is really pure comedy.
Speaker 4: I love. Now we're calling Crystal, We're just calling her Chrissy. Chrissy.
Speaker 4: So just like.
Speaker 1: Michael never told me he has life in prison because
Speaker 1: she's learned this from Aunt Gloria. Now Chrissy arrives with
Speaker 1: no hat on. Well, I was like, whoa, look at
Speaker 1: you going out? But she puts it on right when
Speaker 1: she gets in the car with Anna Marie in the back.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that she keeps calling him Michil
Speaker 3: even though.
Speaker 2: Aunt has said that's not his name.
Speaker 3: And then also when he calls, it says, this is a.
Speaker 2: Call from Mike. Yeah, not Miguel. But she is singing
Speaker 2: with this vandity story.
Speaker 1: She's like, this man's name is Michale. He is foreign
Speaker 1: and exotic and oh Miguel.
Speaker 2: Country boy. She has got this all in her head
Speaker 2: and none of it is true.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, so okay. So she says, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be positive. You have to be
Speaker 1: positive to get positive results. So he calls, and Chrissy
Speaker 1: and Asha like hold hands, like, oh he's calling, he's calling.
Speaker 2: It was like the birth of Christ. This happened. It's
Speaker 2: like it's your prison boyfriend.
Speaker 1: By the way, Chrissy today, on the second day two
Speaker 1: of this trip, she took her holes annextiday. Yes they
Speaker 1: took a half, they stook the whole thing.
Speaker 4: She is so too much doubt.
Speaker 2: So much.
Speaker 3: She is like I need to be doped up to
Speaker 3: be able to match her energy in disillusion.
Speaker 2: Like I can't, I can't, I cannot do it.
Speaker 3: Be what would be the word sober, sober, of clear mind,
Speaker 3: of clear mind. No, I need to have a very
Speaker 3: fractured and fuzzy mind to match Ayisha, because this ship
Speaker 3: just does not make sense at all.
Speaker 2: It doesn't. It's so too highly intelligent.
Speaker 1: Women, yes, with very important jobs. Yes, yeah, nice house,
Speaker 1: nice life, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: So the baby, the baby is dress cute, the baby.
Speaker 2: Taken care of.
Speaker 3: She's been taken care of, you know, like her keeping
Speaker 3: her schedule, her sleep schedule, her feet, the schedules.
Speaker 2: All the same.
Speaker 3: I mean, these two chicks are investigative reporters.
Speaker 4: They think so, they think right even, and I do
Speaker 4: a lot better.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 1: So she says, well, Michael, I put money on your
Speaker 1: books for calls. And you know, we went and saw
Speaker 1: Aunt Gloria. And he goes, oh great, what'd she have
Speaker 1: to say? And she goes, we saw the land and
Speaker 1: he goes, ah, you walk the hill and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we walked to the hill and then when we got
Speaker 1: up there there was caution tape all over the ground,
Speaker 1: like does something happened? Like somebody got arrested? And he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that. Oh gotta gooo funk
Speaker 1: goes dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whenever a man has gotten caught in a lie
Speaker 3: and he doesn't know how to respond to it quickly,
Speaker 3: something will always happen to the phone.
Speaker 4: Oh oh I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. The warden cut off our call.
Speaker 1: Oh we had to go to lockdown. Yeah, we get
Speaker 1: that later on. I was lockdown. Okay, all right. So
Speaker 1: Aisha and Chrissy go to the sheriff's department and they
Speaker 1: get his documents to come out. It's a huge stack,
Speaker 1: lots of drug she's oh, drug charge trucks. She's just
Speaker 1: page after page after it. He was a coke dealer.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's it's the fact that she saw that stack.
Speaker 2: Uh hukay.
Speaker 3: That stack was as big as all all of the
Speaker 3: Lord of the Ringing books put together.
Speaker 4: Yes, and she didn't.
Speaker 3: Say fuck that right then and there. This is how
Speaker 3: I know she is half a crazy.
Speaker 2: There's no way I would have went through that paperwork.
Speaker 4: It's crazy they did it. So he she sees, on
Speaker 4: the last page, you sent us to life.
Speaker 1: Right, So she goes all of his offenses were non violent,
Speaker 1: but because of this three strike law, he got life.
Speaker 1: And look on here it says, up to the judge's discretion,
Speaker 1: the judge could have made.
Speaker 4: A different decision.
Speaker 1: And the talking head, she says, Michuil never told me
Speaker 1: he was in for life. Never, And I am hoping
Speaker 1: we can figure out a possibility of parole. Christy says,
Speaker 1: he better start telling the truth. She has just gone
Speaker 1: off into La la land.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that she said that none of
Speaker 3: his offenses were.
Speaker 4: Violent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did have the world of cocaine is many things,
Speaker 3: including she was.
Speaker 2: Less concerned with there's probably some kid.
Speaker 3: Right now without parents because they oweded on cocaine. Because
Speaker 3: he didn't like punch a person in the left eye.
Speaker 2: This woman is crazy.
Speaker 1: He did have, you know, evading arrest, assaulting an officer.
Speaker 4: He did have a couple account Mary Payne, Oh, okay.
Speaker 3: That didn't count because I'm sure in her head the
Speaker 3: officers were.
Speaker 2: Doing something illegal to him, and he had.
Speaker 3: This is a woman who's gonna defend her man all
Speaker 3: the way through, even has a GoFundMe right now.
Speaker 4: You told me that, But I don't know if does
Speaker 4: that mean there so together or does that mean she well,
Speaker 4: I guess it does.
Speaker 2: Well, she thinks they're together. I don't know what he thinks.
Speaker 3: I mean, we would have to call Michael and McHale
Speaker 3: to figure out. You know, the answer would be somewhere
Speaker 3: there in between the two.
Speaker 4: I don't know to call Aunt Gloria, all right.
Speaker 1: So they go to the District Attorney office in Montgomery, Alabama,
Speaker 1: and they meet with Ellen, who is the former district
Speaker 1: attorney who prosecuted all these cases. First of all, I
Speaker 1: love that this old southern lady decided to come on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 3: I was like, she says, she gonna get that gift card.
Speaker 3: Today she is getting the gift card mostly zip and
Speaker 3: y'all have free coffee.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll be there. I loved her because she she
Speaker 2: told it like it was.
Speaker 1: I loved her too, And she didn't seem judgy or anything.
Speaker 1: She just seems like, here's the facts, ladies. So Ellen goes, now,
Speaker 1: how did you meet him? She says, I met him
Speaker 1: on a prison dating science. She goes, and what did
Speaker 1: he say about why he was there? Yep, And she says, well,
Speaker 1: he said, you know, he had a bunch of non
Speaker 1: violent offenses drug charges.
Speaker 4: And Ellen says, now, listen.
Speaker 1: I was a prosecutor for thirty seven years and I
Speaker 1: have never seen a driving.
Speaker 4: Record worse than his. Four pages. That is just the
Speaker 4: driving record.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: To have a bad driving record that.
Speaker 4: Tastes up four pages, that is nuts.
Speaker 2: And she said, hey, I've only got one ticket in
Speaker 2: my whole.
Speaker 3: Life, one ticket.
Speaker 1: Ever, I've had a couple, but nothing. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty old to only have a go My dad has
Speaker 1: had zero. He's eighty seven, that's.
Speaker 3: His So to hear that, I'm like, what the what
Speaker 3: kind of drug was he do? I mean, no road
Speaker 3: rules applied. Road rules were applied to this guy, Like,
Speaker 3: how you do that?
Speaker 2: That's crazy?
Speaker 1: And she goes what She goes, well, he can't be
Speaker 1: in prison for a bad driving record.
Speaker 4: She goes, okay, so what did he tell you about.
Speaker 1: The day he was a rested And she said, here's
Speaker 1: what happens. So the police had a citizen informant who
Speaker 1: made the cocaine by using the police marked money, and
Speaker 1: then the police tried to stop him, but he fled.
Speaker 1: But because we just talked about his bad driving record,
Speaker 1: his car got caught on a curve and the police
Speaker 1: were able to catch him, catch him and in Alabama
Speaker 1: to be charged with drug trafficking. You have to have
Speaker 1: more than twenty eight grams of cocaine, and he had
Speaker 1: over two and a half times more than that. He
Speaker 1: had sixty five thousand dollars worth of cocaine. Woo, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of cocaine.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of cocaine. Oh, yes, it is. That
Speaker 2: is a lot of cocaine right there.
Speaker 4: She says.
Speaker 1: So he was charged with trafficking and distribution, which is
Speaker 1: a class A family. Again, he had over two and
Speaker 1: a half times the minimum for it to be a
Speaker 1: felony of cocaine, so she says, And then he got
Speaker 1: hit with the habitual offender law. Yeah, he could die
Speaker 1: in prison.
Speaker 4: He's like, whoa, Well.
Speaker 2: That's what the nine hundred and ninety nine years implies anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Aisha was probably thinking, man.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was only what sixty five thousand dollars worth
Speaker 3: of cocaine.
Speaker 2: She goes, Now, if it would have been seventy I
Speaker 2: would have given up.
Speaker 3: On ho like, but it doesn't FaZe her at all
Speaker 3: that he had that much cocaine on him.
Speaker 1: Girl, she didn't say, where was he going with it?
Speaker 1: Who is he selling it?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Nope, So Ellen says he got life instead of life
Speaker 1: without possibility of parole, which means he could have the
Speaker 1: possibility to be released. And he is coming up for
Speaker 1: a parole hearing in two years, so.
Speaker 3: Okay, soon as she said, there's a possibility, that's all
Speaker 3: goofy s Aisha needed to hear. Okay, he's only been
Speaker 3: in there five years and in two years that will
Speaker 3: be seven years. That is not a good chunk of
Speaker 3: time for them to just say, yeah, we're going to
Speaker 3: release you on parole now.
Speaker 2: After you were sent us to life seven. I don't
Speaker 2: think they're going to release him after seven years, and
Speaker 2: don't they come from Michael, But michaelis fucked.
Speaker 1: Well, if he has been a model prisoner and has
Speaker 1: done things to improve himself or improve the life lives
Speaker 1: of others, then perhaps.
Speaker 3: And teaching people how to make cocaine in the common room,
Speaker 3: it's not what they're looking for.
Speaker 1: And the talking head Asia says he's been in there
Speaker 1: for five he's up for parole in two That is
Speaker 1: so much longer than what he told.
Speaker 2: Me, because you've fad like six months, right.
Speaker 1: And his in his audition tape, he said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be out of here in about six months, and what world.
Speaker 3: The same world that Ayesha lives in the Land of
Speaker 3: the Lulu.
Speaker 1: What is the world that Chrissy is in? Because she
Speaker 1: hadn't spoken for about we sees she's gone.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, if you take too much as and
Speaker 3: ash just you're just kind of there. You're there in body,
Speaker 3: not in spirit and soul, You're just simply there.
Speaker 2: It's just your body.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So okay, for some reason, now they pull over
Speaker 1: and look at cows. She's like, cool, I'm tired. Let's
Speaker 1: pull over. Look at these cows. What are they doing?
Speaker 4: Where is she from? She's from two hours away in Georgia.
Speaker 2: Okay, they have cows all over Georgia. Like, why is
Speaker 2: she acting like.
Speaker 4: Before?
Speaker 1: So he calls, Oh my god, he's calling, and she goes,
Speaker 1: listen to this. I talked to the DA today and
Speaker 1: found out that they had to follow the habitual offender
Speaker 1: law and you have life in prison and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I told you, but you know that's an
Speaker 1: illegal sentence. And she goes, you never told me you
Speaker 1: were in there for life, and he goes, I did,
Speaker 1: but you know I have five what I need to do?
Speaker 4: He hasn't done it.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do what I need to do. I
Speaker 1: need to file a fourteenth Amendment violation. I gotta file
Speaker 1: a habeas corpus, saying I'm being.
Speaker 4: To help her.
Speaker 2: When he said that, day really got her juices flowing
Speaker 2: Christy too.
Speaker 4: Christy was like, oh, yeah, habeas corpus.
Speaker 2: He's a he's a smart criminal.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he said, because I'm being held against
Speaker 1: my will. And she goes, huh and he goes, I
Speaker 1: never signed up for a life sentence, and uh, maybe
Speaker 1: you didn't understand what I told you before, But I
Speaker 1: didn't sign up for a life sentence.
Speaker 2: Okay, who would, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, So just then I watched the whole Brendan
Speaker 1: Banfield trial, which was the guy in here in Virginia
Speaker 1: who he and his nanny killed his wife. And they
Speaker 1: set up this guy to come in to pretend like
Speaker 1: he was r ap eing her, like on a fetish website,
Speaker 1: like this is my dream to pretend a guy is
Speaker 1: breaking into my house. They set up this guy to
Speaker 1: come in. The wife had no idea, She did a
Speaker 1: sleep and this guy comes in thinks he's doing this
Speaker 1: fancasy thing to this woman who has no idea what's
Speaker 1: going on? And then Brendan and the nanny come in like,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, we're gonna have to kill this guy.
Speaker 1: And so he accidentally killed the wife too, and then
Speaker 1: like two days later, here's your new mommy.
Speaker 4: It's the nanny. Now, oh gosh, that's horrible.
Speaker 1: So this would be like Brendan Manfield gets life in
Speaker 1: prison for murdering this two people, right, And what if
Speaker 1: he was like, well.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I didn't sign up for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like there's anybody who would sign up
Speaker 3: for any prison time.
Speaker 1: He says, maybe you didn't understand what I told you,
Speaker 1: but I didn't sign up for life. So in the
Speaker 1: talking heads, she's like, against his will? Isn't everybody in
Speaker 1: prison against their will? Is anybody in there for their will?
Speaker 1: And if he had told me he had life, I
Speaker 1: would have never continued talking to him.
Speaker 4: What should I do? What if our relationship is over? Girl?
Speaker 3: You know, God don't give it all to you. God
Speaker 3: will make you work for something. If God makes you beautiful,
Speaker 3: you're probably not gonna be the smartest person. He made
Speaker 3: her smart but yet so dumb at the same goddamn time.
Speaker 4: No street smarts.
Speaker 3: Which is odd because we get a preview of her
Speaker 3: daughter and her daughter south like she's got all the smarts,
Speaker 3: including street smarts.
Speaker 4: And she's like, get this baby doll out of here.
Speaker 4: That is no.
Speaker 3: Her daughter's like you about sister. Why y'all didn't tell
Speaker 3: me y'all was going to town. I wanta kept her.
Speaker 3: I want to capt her. We would have went to
Speaker 3: build a bell the American girl down's stop.
Speaker 2: I need to spend more time with my sister next time.
Speaker 3: Instead of going over there with the prison, leave my
Speaker 3: sister here with me.
Speaker 2: That is the craziest shit.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if she's like, listen, I've got to
Speaker 1: go to town for work, can you keep your sister? And
Speaker 1: she's like, sure, Mom, bring that doll over here.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 3: Mom tastes that doll everywhere. I don't think that was
Speaker 3: surprise her daughter at all.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so funny. Okay.
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, he explains, I hired a
Speaker 1: lawyer who screwed me over. I signed a five year
Speaker 1: plea agreement and the judge gave me those five years.
Speaker 1: Then I got called back to court and told I
Speaker 1: had a life sentence, but I had no legal representation
Speaker 1: the guy just didn't speak up for me and took
Speaker 1: my money.
Speaker 4: Okay. Now, if all that is true, then he can file.
Speaker 1: Failure to receive proper representation or whatever that's called.
Speaker 4: He can file that like his lawyer wasn't working for him. Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: So if that's the case, then get on it.
Speaker 3: That may be why she is doing the GoFundMe so
Speaker 3: she can hire a real lawyer case and hire another lawyer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, good luck. I was just trying to think
Speaker 4: where does what's her name live?
Speaker 1: But they live in Iowa or something thing where they
Speaker 1: went to that guy who had been a prisoner and
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm a paralegal and I'm going.
Speaker 4: To help you with your case. No, it was Letitia,
Speaker 4: Latitia and Keith.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and all he all we saw him do was
Speaker 3: flip through papers. All I know is that I will
Speaker 3: be greatly upset with Ayisha and she takes away from
Speaker 3: little Anna Marie's college phones to help this man get
Speaker 3: out of prison.
Speaker 2: That will be too much for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's move on to uh Gigi and
Speaker 1: Mumu and Benita.
Speaker 2: Okay, now, okay, I got a spoiler for you.
Speaker 4: Oh good Okay, let's hear it. Spoiler coming in.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, spoiler coming in. And I just saw it is.
Speaker 3: We do know that Gigi and Mumu are together, at
Speaker 3: least they were last night because they were bowed up
Speaker 3: from Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: Really so moumou gets out and goes with Gigi.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we don't know if that was the
Speaker 3: flow of it, all right.
Speaker 2: Somehow they are. They went together for Valancine's Say.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you that my husband because I told
Speaker 1: you his company is based in Baltimore, so I knew
Speaker 1: where a lot of this stuff was, and Baltimore is
Speaker 1: where we went for the Johns Hopkins appointment.
Speaker 4: So when we went there, I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, that's the place where the people loved here and
Speaker 1: lock up met up. Never mind, but he went this
Speaker 1: past week to the aquarium. Baltimore's got the coolest aquarium,
Speaker 1: and he sent us a picture like all the sharks
Speaker 1: going around them while they were having dinner.
Speaker 2: That's really cool.
Speaker 4: It was really cool. It's good that six weeks until
Speaker 4: release nine nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we like realistic release time. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Benita is reading her first of all, she's like got
Speaker 1: stuff all over her bed. That she says is mumos
Speaker 1: and she's got to take a break from it. So
Speaker 1: she goes into her den. She's reading her Scorpio horoscope
Speaker 1: and she says, his mom is coming to get his stuff.
Speaker 1: He's going to be so mad, and you know he's
Speaker 1: coming home soon. And he does not know that.
Speaker 4: I have sold some of his stuff. You know, he
Speaker 4: likes flashy stuff, clothes, jewelry, cars, glasses, shoes.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I sold some of it to people around
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I just opened up the trunk and it
Speaker 1: didn't matter what I sold it for.
Speaker 4: He didn't know.
Speaker 1: But when he finds out if I sold one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifteen thousand dollars one one five zero zero zero
Speaker 1: worth of clothes and the car, she says it real
Speaker 1: quick and the car and the car for seventeen thousand
Speaker 1: dollars total. Well, he doesn't need to know that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting on my video call. My heart is a palpitating.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think she should have done a little
Speaker 3: bit better with the seal, because that was like a
Speaker 3: flash cell.
Speaker 2: I mean, especially when you throw in a car.
Speaker 4: And when she said I was in the car, I
Speaker 4: was like damn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm sure if we're just judging by the
Speaker 3: way that she describes him, it wasn't like a Chevy
Speaker 3: Cruise or something like that. No, probably a pretty expensive vehicle.
Speaker 1: He said his stuff was worth over two fifty K,
Speaker 1: and she has sold over one fifteen K of it,
Speaker 1: but probably seventeen k.
Speaker 4: The math is not good there.
Speaker 3: Well, does she look like she's good at math? She says,
Speaker 3: she talked while she's good at math. She's yeah, you could,
Speaker 3: but you have to put successful entrepreneur. We haven't heard that.
Speaker 3: All we know is that she makes it dick shaped waffles.
Speaker 4: How did I already forget about that? I'd already forgotten.
Speaker 2: I will never forget about that. I can't.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now we see demand calls goddess and she says,
Speaker 1: I'm mad at you.
Speaker 4: I'm mad at you.
Speaker 1: You know how me I get to overthinking and I've
Speaker 1: been overthinking about these baby mothers and how you didn't
Speaker 1: tell them about me, And he goes, I just can't
Speaker 1: get on the phone and tell all them. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a new girl. I'm not trying to get out
Speaker 1: of here and start off with them on bad terms.
Speaker 1: I mean and then I kind of get I kind.
Speaker 2: Of get that.
Speaker 3: I kind of especially if you got a crazy when
Speaker 3: they're like, well you can't see your baby or that
Speaker 3: says you got a new girlfriend.
Speaker 2: So I get it.
Speaker 1: I do, and he goes, I'm not trying to get
Speaker 1: out of here and start off on bad terms, and
Speaker 1: he goes, just be patient, you know, especially with Beanita,
Speaker 1: because she's got all my stuff and so right now
Speaker 1: she feels like she's in control, and uh, she's not
Speaker 1: really wanting to give me up.
Speaker 4: She thinks you're engaged. Yeah, so we're talking head.
Speaker 1: Gigi goes, you know, I caught him in a lie,
Speaker 1: and I need to know what's going on. And you know,
Speaker 1: he is the love of my life. But never trust
Speaker 1: a man one and I will get to the bottom of.
Speaker 2: It, especially when in prison. I mean, yeah, I'm not looking.
Speaker 4: Good girl, So I'm talking head.
Speaker 1: He says, I've been in jail for two years and
Speaker 1: Banita still has all my personal items and she knows
Speaker 1: I worked very hard for my funds, and so I
Speaker 1: need to see all of it when I get out.
Speaker 3: I was wondering when Benita was gonna catch on to
Speaker 3: what was really happening, and she finally did.
Speaker 2: But she was just really quick to the slow.
Speaker 4: Meaning that he's got another girl.
Speaker 3: No, meaning like, if you're getting out of prison and
Speaker 3: we're together, why is your mom picking up all your shit.
Speaker 2: And moving it to her place? Right?
Speaker 4: Because aren't you gonna come here?
Speaker 2: Because aren't you gonna come here?
Speaker 3: But she was really quick to the slow and she
Speaker 3: finally figured it out while.
Speaker 4: She was talking to him. Yeah, next week's gonna be good.
Speaker 4: So he tells Gigi.
Speaker 1: He says, look, once I get out, I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: all the baby mothers know that you are the queen
Speaker 1: of my kingdom.
Speaker 4: And we are locked in and she's like, oh, she
Speaker 4: even rolls her eyes at that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, it was bad.
Speaker 1: So then he calls Benita and she goes, why haven't
Speaker 1: you called me? And he goes, oh, you know, we're
Speaker 1: on lockdown and anyway, and it's locked down and we
Speaker 1: couldn't anyway, So what are you wearing? And she says,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a pink romper something.
Speaker 3: That it wasn't a wroper, it was like a one
Speaker 3: piece spand that it was bad.
Speaker 2: Scholar has ship like that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why it's not what is that it's not
Speaker 3: flattering on anyone.
Speaker 4: No, not even with any great body, because it looks
Speaker 4: like it was not flat.
Speaker 2: It's just weird.
Speaker 1: And then they talk about sucking toes for a second.
Speaker 1: And then remember he said that to her too, to
Speaker 1: gg too. He must to be into sucking toes because
Speaker 1: he said that to Gigi on the first episode.
Speaker 3: That's the last day a woman wants. As a man
Speaker 3: who sucks everybody's toes, you.
Speaker 4: He's an equal opportunity to sucker.
Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately all toes are not equal.
Speaker 4: That's very true, that's very true.
Speaker 2: Just suck them all.
Speaker 4: So she tells us.
Speaker 1: Benita tells us, you know, when you're with somebody in prison,
Speaker 1: you were doing that time with them, and god, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: The last time I had.
Speaker 1: Sex was twenty twenty two, a few days before he
Speaker 1: went in. We'll have to open up my legs. You're
Speaker 1: gonna need to put some old down there, like some
Speaker 1: WD forty.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel as though they had plenty.
Speaker 3: Maybe she needs to give with Emily, so Emily could
Speaker 3: tell her. Look, no, they actually create lines and lines
Speaker 3: and lines of products that help you don't have to
Speaker 3: go to the auto repair store to get the lube.
Speaker 1: Please put get it just like that lady that put
Speaker 1: gorilla glue in her hair.
Speaker 4: Please do not put WD forty in your badge. Please.
Speaker 1: So Deman tells her, my mom's gonna come in a
Speaker 1: few days and I get all my stuff, not half
Speaker 1: of it, not a few things, all of it.
Speaker 4: I know how you are.
Speaker 2: She plays games yeah.
Speaker 1: And she goes, what do you mean I've been here
Speaker 1: the whole time. Why are you questioning me? And now
Speaker 1: you're moving, funny? Why is your mother coming to get
Speaker 1: your stuff because you're moving funny? And he goes, why
Speaker 1: are you threatening me with my own clothes? He says,
Speaker 1: you need to give everything, you need to take everything
Speaker 1: to my mother, and Benita goes, you just said she
Speaker 1: was coming here to me, Yeah, talking to He to
Speaker 1: mine says, look, Banita.
Speaker 4: Is a firecracker. She will go off quick.
Speaker 1: And Banita thinks I'm coming home to her, and Gigi
Speaker 1: thinks I'm coming to her, But I think I'm just
Speaker 1: going to go live with my mother.
Speaker 2: You feel me, and I've got the smartest thing you
Speaker 2: can do.
Speaker 1: And he goes, I got to alleviate what I had
Speaker 1: to go through, and hear being locked up, like, if
Speaker 1: I go, yeah with one of these girls, I won't
Speaker 1: be locked up.
Speaker 2: That's not the smartest thing that he said.
Speaker 1: It is, it is, And then he says to her
Speaker 1: to Banita, he goes, I'm not trying to come home
Speaker 1: to two pos and have you also be my probation officer.
Speaker 4: She says, who is policing you in for what?
Speaker 2: Boo?
Speaker 1: And he says, now, you aren't given away my chains
Speaker 1: and my watches and none of my ship, right.
Speaker 2: She's like, I ain't given away.
Speaker 1: I sold it and she goes no, and he goes,
Speaker 1: what about my clothes and my other jewelry? And she goes,
Speaker 1: I did two years with you, and I am like
Speaker 1: a detective and I'm going to figure out if you're
Speaker 1: up to something, And he goes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: You're the one I love?
Speaker 2: God? Man, ain't shit, I swear.
Speaker 4: What what will? Gigi said when she sees that we
Speaker 4: don't know because they don't give us a reunion, I
Speaker 4: know that's true.
Speaker 3: Well yes, well, I mean if she saw the episode
Speaker 3: on Friday, you know what I mean, it wasn't too
Speaker 3: bad because she's with them on Saturdays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there, I go, will you send me their instagrams
Speaker 1: because I don't follow either one of them.
Speaker 2: I don't follow them either.
Speaker 3: I think I saw that on the corner to Amber,
Speaker 3: so she yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, Monique and Titus Mary Payne.
Speaker 2: I am so sick.
Speaker 4: Of Monique, your friend, she's your friend. What are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 3: And when I'm not sick of Monique, I'm tired of Monique.
Speaker 2: Please let this be moniques last season.
Speaker 3: She never needs to return again.
Speaker 1: I did it say at the beginning X amount of
Speaker 1: weeks or days until released, because if it said it,
Speaker 1: I didn't write that.
Speaker 3: See, he's still in there. I don't remember the years,
Speaker 3: but he's still currently in there. Okay, she has to
Speaker 3: be one of the most lackluster people we've ever seen
Speaker 3: on this show.
Speaker 4: I felt bad for her.
Speaker 1: She's been through a lot, especially when you saw and
Speaker 1: this is not a shaming because she's working on but
Speaker 1: we saw what she looked like before, like when she
Speaker 1: was six months pregnant and when she had the baby.
Speaker 1: So obviously she has had severe trauma. I think that
Speaker 1: led her, you know, I don't know. And then and
Speaker 1: then obviously she's got significant trauma and body issues and
Speaker 1: all that that makes her not want to see anybody
Speaker 1: in person and not have any real relationships.
Speaker 2: Just back worries.
Speaker 4: It's very it's sad to me.
Speaker 3: Well, take that all away. She still has a very
Speaker 3: dull personality.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know, can we agree?
Speaker 4: Can we can agree? But I just feel bad?
Speaker 2: Okay I did, I do too?
Speaker 3: And then I don't because look, she's kind of a
Speaker 3: liar and a scammer as well.
Speaker 4: Oh true, And she's definitely not going to see him
Speaker 4: in prison, definitely not.
Speaker 2: Why did you even move there?
Speaker 3: Like there's always going and I'm at the point now
Speaker 3: I don't blame him for being upset about that because
Speaker 3: he's like, why did you even move?
Speaker 4: And why did she move there? It's weird because she's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's.
Speaker 1: Stayed in Chicago with their sisters because they, yeah, they
Speaker 1: really know her and love her.
Speaker 2: You know, And she needs to SUP. She needs the
Speaker 2: adult supervision that they provide.
Speaker 3: What happened, She got out of their eyesight for a
Speaker 3: minute and she fail.
Speaker 4: So that's true. Whoa Okay?
Speaker 1: So we open with her still on the phone with him,
Speaker 1: telling him he's gonna be single if he doesn't apologize
Speaker 1: and take accountability for calling her a dumb bitch and
Speaker 1: she is like boop, hangs up.
Speaker 4: She shows her sisters she's blocked.
Speaker 1: Him, and she tells them, I don't know what his
Speaker 1: deal is. I think he just lacks emotional intelligence, like
Speaker 1: he's been in there too long.
Speaker 4: He doesn't understand how to talk to people.
Speaker 1: And they say, look, he's not even home yet, and
Speaker 1: he's not capable of being there for you while he's
Speaker 1: in prison, like he's not the guy for you. You need
Speaker 1: to take care of yourself. All of this is over
Speaker 1: a man you have never even seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very true, and they're.
Speaker 1: Talking to have Monique tells us whenever she shows her
Speaker 1: true self, she always gets burned. And she says, my
Speaker 1: future is really unclear. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: But you don't come across the love like this very often.
Speaker 2: Well, we haven't seen what kind of love it is.
Speaker 2: It looks like a love fell.
Speaker 4: It doesn't look what we have.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Then she reminds us of that she lost a baby
Speaker 1: named Malia. She gave birth to this baby is six
Speaker 1: months old, and she and the baby daddy used to
Speaker 1: fight all day long. She was very stressed, and she
Speaker 1: thinks that's what put her into early labor. She went
Speaker 1: through all of it alone. Her child died in her arms.
Speaker 1: She was alone, and.
Speaker 4: She said it made her very cautious of who she
Speaker 4: allows into her life, and if he wants to be
Speaker 4: with her, he has to apologize and be very clear
Speaker 4: with his plans. Cautious of who you let into your life.
Speaker 4: This is the second prisoner prison exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you said the words right out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, girl.
Speaker 1: So while she's doing her interview, somebody knocks up the door,
Speaker 1: and I guess we're supposed to believe is Titus has
Speaker 1: gotten out of prison? What were they try trying to
Speaker 1: make us believe here? They're like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, she also made it so like the producers could
Speaker 3: see through the fucking door, So.
Speaker 2: Like, who is that?
Speaker 4: They don't know?
Speaker 1: I did like she opens it up and its cousin Jamal,
Speaker 1: who has gotten worse marvel mouth since last time we
Speaker 1: saw him.
Speaker 3: He does, and I think he is also wanted currently
Speaker 3: by Oh I can't remember why, but he wanted.
Speaker 4: He's very attractive, he's cute.
Speaker 2: Titus is not, but his cousin who is really his play.
Speaker 4: Cousin it's not really his cousin, right, it's just no prison.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So cousin slash sister cousin slash not cousin, Jamal walks
Speaker 1: in and he says, Titus asked me to come over
Speaker 1: and check on you. Said you fell or something. And
Speaker 1: she goes, m I blocked him, and he goes, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's why he can't get in touch with you.
Speaker 1: And then, of course, surprise, surprise, Titus calls Jamal right
Speaker 1: and he says, I'm here to go right now.
Speaker 4: You woult have talked to her, and he.
Speaker 1: Goes, yeah, of course, and she goes, what up, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of an interview.
Speaker 4: I'm busy.
Speaker 2: She knows. She's happy as ill, and he says.
Speaker 1: Look, we both said things we regret. Well, that's not
Speaker 1: an apology, that's not true. Yeah, and I don't think
Speaker 1: she said anything she regrets.
Speaker 2: Didn't say anything bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she says, no, you need to apologize.
Speaker 4: Calling me a dumb bitch is not cool.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that actually, you calling me a dumb
Speaker 3: bitch would have been worth the trip to prison so
Speaker 3: I could slap your ass in the face.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and the talking head he says, it's important
Speaker 1: for her to meet my family, and her missing out
Speaker 1: on that on that meeting was disrespectful. I show everybody respect,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was disrespectful. You know, I show respect.
Speaker 1: I expect it back. And he says, and I hope
Speaker 1: no one would fake a faint.
Speaker 4: That's weird. And then he says, if you're faking faints, man,
Speaker 4: you need to relax.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing, Titus, we don't know if it
Speaker 3: was a fake faints or not.
Speaker 4: We think it might have been a fake face.
Speaker 2: I lean on the side that it was quite fake.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I think it was a fall, but
Speaker 3: it was a faint.
Speaker 1: Now, so on the phone, he says, you want an apology,
Speaker 1: but I am old one too. So he means about
Speaker 1: the ghosting on the family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but here's the thing in order, she won't apologize
Speaker 3: for because she won't admit.
Speaker 2: That it was fair she shed ghosted, Yeah, which yeah
Speaker 2: she did.
Speaker 1: This isuzz and he says, also, you're in this same
Speaker 1: state with me, but you have never come to visit me.
Speaker 1: I've never got to see you. And Jamal goes, that's
Speaker 1: the biggest thing. That's the biggest thing, Like you're right here, okay,
Speaker 1: co signer, and he says, he goes, I got real
Speaker 1: love for you, sweetheart, will you accept my apology? And
Speaker 1: she goes, I didn't hear an apology. And you say
Speaker 1: you have real love for me or you love me.
Speaker 2: There's a difference.
Speaker 1: There's a difference. And he says, I said I love you,
Speaker 1: and she says it's not what she said. He goes, okay,
Speaker 1: I apologize now when you come to see me, and
Speaker 1: she's like.
Speaker 2: That's all she needed to hear.
Speaker 3: Okay girl, and poor title she still ain't coming here,
Speaker 3: has a better chance of me and you coming to
Speaker 3: visit it, and my ass would do.
Speaker 2: It just to be fucking nosy.
Speaker 1: So you know, she says, I'm going to go schedule
Speaker 1: to visit right now, and he's like, okay, great. So
Speaker 1: in the talking head he says she has planned to
Speaker 1: visit me a few times and not come.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: So that's of course.
Speaker 1: Why he thinks the fanna was fake, because she's done
Speaker 1: this like twenty times.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't argue with anything that he's saying.
Speaker 2: I really can't because who knows what the other excuses were, right, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure every time it had something to do with her
Speaker 3: health or bron toe or something like that.
Speaker 2: So he's frustrated and I can't fault.
Speaker 1: Him for that, and he says, if she doesn't come
Speaker 1: this time, I'm really gonna have to rethink this relationship.
Speaker 1: And if you get broken up with a man in prison.
Speaker 2: That's pretty fucking pretty bad. Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: So she says to production, is this over, I need
Speaker 1: to go do a video call with my man, my man,
Speaker 1: my man. So next time on Ash's daughter is like,
Speaker 1: now I know you're not dating somebody in prison, and
Speaker 1: she's like.
Speaker 2: Don't yell.
Speaker 4: Your sister's trying to take a nap.
Speaker 2: You know how she is when she don't get her
Speaker 2: full nap.
Speaker 4: Hush man. Uh.
Speaker 1: Then it seems Emily is going to have lunch with
Speaker 1: Justin's grandmother because he says, have fun having lunch with
Speaker 1: your grandmother in law, and she jokes, hey, grandma, I'm
Speaker 1: a hooker.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't don't traumatize grandma.
Speaker 2: Like some things need to be hidden from grandmother's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a grandfather would have been cool with it, but
Speaker 3: a grandmother not so much.
Speaker 1: Kaylee is modeling some lingerie or something, and it was
Speaker 1: like blurred out.
Speaker 2: And by the way it is, she's the one. She
Speaker 2: don't need to be doing it.
Speaker 1: This whole episode, they were flashing to things that they
Speaker 1: were like coming up next, and then it never happened.
Speaker 1: They flashboard into Kaylee in the car crying about picking
Speaker 1: up what's this Mikey. And then they also said Gigi
Speaker 1: and her mom, who was smoking a big joint, talking
Speaker 1: about he's got the upper hand, and they never showed
Speaker 1: us that.
Speaker 2: Well, Matt s we do this every season. Matt Sharp
Speaker 2: plays us for pickles right all the time. And we
Speaker 2: just set we accept it.
Speaker 4: We did we did we have to? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 4: we don't.
Speaker 1: Felicia of Felicia and Rich says she talks to about
Speaker 1: twenty four men a day.
Speaker 4: She's got that Lizzie level.
Speaker 1: She's going to need to hire a secretary and an
Speaker 1: assistant to help her keep track of that ship.
Speaker 2: I can barely talk to one to day. Wow, and
Speaker 2: this she's talking about it twenty four My nerves would
Speaker 2: be fried.
Speaker 4: So that's how she's that's how she's getting all that money.
Speaker 4: She's just banking it.
Speaker 2: All right, you do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4: I get it, And we see Rich yell at her
Speaker 4: fuck you.
Speaker 1: Then okay, yeah this is their only season. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is this might be the last scene. Gigi goes with
Speaker 1: Mumu's mom to meet Banita. And let's say Bonita is
Speaker 1: coming out of like a warehouse or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but that talk that she had on,
Speaker 3: she doesn't she does not wear appropriate things Banita. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Was it like a one shoulder I came trying to
Speaker 1: remember it was like a one shoulder leather.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, such a cute. And you know what, I
Speaker 3: will say this in the video that I saw where
Speaker 3: she's talking about why she sold all the Mumu stuff,
Speaker 3: she looks great.
Speaker 4: She's very cute, and so she's very cute.
Speaker 3: She's very cute. But she had her hair done. She's
Speaker 3: got hair extensions in. It was done nice.
Speaker 2: Like I can't understand what she was saying.
Speaker 3: I'll send it to you because it was sent to
Speaker 3: me a few times, so I'll send.
Speaker 4: It to you.
Speaker 2: But she looks Yeah, she's a very cute girl.
Speaker 3: But then you look at her outfits and how she
Speaker 3: cares herself, and it's like, oh, but we didn't see
Speaker 3: the outfit in this video. We just saw all the
Speaker 3: face and all the hair and she yeah.
Speaker 1: Great, well both of these both of these girls are
Speaker 1: actually really cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I keep looking out the window because it's raining, and
Speaker 1: I keep hoping that it's gonna stop, because I have
Speaker 1: had a tornado.
Speaker 3: You did, h It didn't land here, but we were
Speaker 3: in a tornado warning. And all I know is one
Speaker 3: minute everything was cool, then the sky just completely opened up.
Speaker 2: Oh and it was pouring thunder lightning.
Speaker 3: Poor Marvel had to get a little soothing treat, yeah,
Speaker 3: to calm him down, because, as I told you, since
Speaker 3: Sushi died, he's scared a very goddamn loud noise because
Speaker 3: Sushi and all his five pounds, was the protector of
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: What what soothing treat did you give Marble?
Speaker 2: I'll have to sing your picture of it.
Speaker 3: But he knows how it makes him feel, because he's
Speaker 3: always like, oh, I take it because it is gonna
Speaker 3: calm his eyes down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we finally took it. We have something called
Speaker 4: Heavenly Hounds, and.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's like it's like a cookie, but
Speaker 1: it says like you don't let him eat the whole thing.
Speaker 4: So we always give Violet like half and.
Speaker 1: Ginger won't eat it at all because she doesn't like
Speaker 1: the taste of peanut butter. We have to give Ginger
Speaker 1: Ginger just pure trizidone. But I'd love to know what
Speaker 1: it is. If you could give it to him to
Speaker 1: calm down in the moment, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it lasts like a couple of hours. You can
Speaker 3: only give it to him once a day. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I only use it like emergency emergency, said situations. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so he fucking loves the Taste's like, oh, give me more, Mommy.
Speaker 4: Give me more, Ginger.
Speaker 1: If I'll do anything that's regarding food, She's like, fine,
Speaker 1: if it's food, I'll have it. But Ginger is more like,
Speaker 1: what are you trying to give me? I'm suspicious.
Speaker 3: Well, that's how Marvel is with these trees, because I
Speaker 3: think he has, you know, realized when she gives me this,
Speaker 3: I'm zoned out. Yeah, and he's like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to be zoned out. I need to be fully alert.
Speaker 3: So it takes some a minute before he'll actually take it.
Speaker 3: I actually say, if you don't take it, I'm gona
Speaker 3: stuff it in your mouth.
Speaker 2: And he's fine, if you want to be violent, I'll
Speaker 2: take it. He eats it as slow as a sloth
Speaker 2: with eat.
Speaker 1: Something, and he's giving you the side out like I'm
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: God, I tell you what. I have to tell this
Speaker 2: story before we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you know, none dog people don't understand how
Speaker 3: dog people how we communicate with their dogs.
Speaker 2: Okay, I talk.
Speaker 3: To my dogs that they are full humans, like they
Speaker 3: understand every single thing.
Speaker 2: So last night, so.
Speaker 3: The boys they have their food, but I chop up
Speaker 3: ham and put it in there too.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: So last night Marvel.
Speaker 3: Was in the best at Marvel, did you eat all
Speaker 3: your dog food today.
Speaker 2: Or did you just pick out the meat? And he
Speaker 2: looks at me because he does that sometimes, and I said,
Speaker 2: tell the truth. He just kind of looked at me.
Speaker 3: I said, okay, well, Daddy's gonna go right now to
Speaker 3: go check your food to see if you only ate
Speaker 3: the meat. When James stood up, that dog flew off
Speaker 3: the bed straight into his kennel and hurry up and
Speaker 3: ate the rest of the food.
Speaker 1: That's funny because I think he probably knew James's gonna
Speaker 1: go take it away.
Speaker 3: You know, I have no idea, but I looked at
Speaker 3: jameson you tell me These motherfuckers don't understand everything they
Speaker 3: say that.
Speaker 2: We say, he knew, but I've never done that before, ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 3: It was the first time I said, Daddy's gonna go
Speaker 3: in there and check to see if you ate all
Speaker 3: your food.
Speaker 2: If you eat all your food, you're gonna be in trouble.
Speaker 2: He ran off this best so fast he couldn't even
Speaker 2: get traction. It was so fast, and he beat James
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 3: James goes, he went in there and ate all that food.
Speaker 3: I was like, see, I knew. I knew he had
Speaker 3: picked all the ham out and left the dog food.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's just like when we go to
Speaker 1: get the food out to feed Violet and Ginger. Ginger
Speaker 1: sits on the couch because she knows somebody will bring
Speaker 1: her food to her and feed.
Speaker 4: Her couch to the couch.
Speaker 1: She goes to sit on the couch like I'm ready,
Speaker 1: And then we get a little paper towel. We fout
Speaker 1: the food on the paper towel and she eats it
Speaker 1: off of that.
Speaker 3: Now, I will say, my boys, they all have designated places,
Speaker 3: but Saki and Marvel they eat in their crates.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, we have no crates. We have no crtes.
Speaker 2: I don't like crates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've learned to appreciate the crates because of
Speaker 3: the simple fact that the two dogs don't get.
Speaker 2: Along all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And so then Sushi will I mean Saki
Speaker 3: will take.
Speaker 4: A nap afterwards.
Speaker 2: He needs a break this no no, no, no. Marvel
Speaker 2: is the one who needs and deserves the breaks. Sake
Speaker 2: has no chill, like, no chill at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well she's a puppy. He's a puppy.
Speaker 4: I always say she he's a puppy.
Speaker 2: He's a newborn baby.
Speaker 3: Actually, Mary Paint, That's what I tell him, He's a
Speaker 3: newborn baby.
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Speaker 1: what are they gonna stop talk about their dogs? If
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Speaker 3: If it's a it's a slow burnt off.
Speaker 2: It starts off really slow, but the heat has picked up.
Speaker 4: It is picked up.
Speaker 1: We'll see that seven eight nine recaps will be out
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, and some shit happens.
Speaker 4: Nice. Yeah, it's good, And.
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Speaker 1: We have not been Nobody I have recorded with is
Speaker 1: watching it. I'm gonna see if Alasa is watching it
Speaker 1: because I'm watching it.
Speaker 4: It is so I think it's good.
Speaker 2: It's to me, it is the best reality TV show
Speaker 2: that's on right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think it's really good.
Speaker 2: I've been watching it.
Speaker 4: I'm not caught up.
Speaker 1: I'm one behind, but I I've been watching it and
Speaker 1: I think it's great. So I don't know if Elise.
Speaker 1: Every time i'm like doing Bravo, I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: watching Persian Valley? No, I'm like, okay, because I just
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Okay, bye bye