Speaker 1: Callaroga, Shark, Media outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor
Speaker 1: and I'm Johnny Mack. Welcome to the Comedy Survivor Elimination Show.
Speaker 1: We are wrapping up week two to find out which
Speaker 1: comedian will be voted off the island. Our maining contestants
Speaker 1: are Adam Sandler, Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glazer,
Speaker 1: Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Otsko at Katska, Sebastian Maniscalco,
Speaker 1: Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher.
Speaker 1: The listeners went to the Daily Comedy News podcast group
Speaker 1: on Facebook and let us know who they would like
Speaker 1: vot it out. It's time to tell you the votes.
Speaker 1: Andrea votes for Bert Krascher. Cheryl votes for Burt Krescher.
Speaker 1: That's two votes for Bert Krascher. Mary votes for Adam Sandler,
Speaker 1: Andy votes for Leslie Jones, Mike votes for Seth Myers,
Speaker 1: Dylan votes for Adam Sandler. That's two votes for Adam Sandler,
Speaker 1: two for Burt Krascher. Matt votes for Adam Sandler, three
Speaker 1: votes for Adam Sandler, two for Burt Krascher. Michelle votes
Speaker 1: for Joe Coy, Aaron votes for Joe Coy, three votes
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler, two votes for Joe Coy, two for Burt Kraser,
Speaker 1: Barb votes for Jay Leno, Mike votes for Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: That's four votes for Adam Sandler. The Vaughan votes for
Speaker 1: otsco at Cotska, Dan votes for Joe Coy, four votes
Speaker 1: for Adam Sandler, three for Joe Coy, and our final
Speaker 1: vote from Lee Lee votes for Tig Nataro Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: The Facebook group has spoken, We'll take the break, we'll
Speaker 1: come back, We'll do some analysis with the AI. Well,
Speaker 1: a sad result for the great dramatic actor Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: At least now he can get back to making good
Speaker 1: movies and he won't have to worry about Comedy Survivor,
Speaker 1: and maybe he can win Dramatic Actor Survivor. The AI
Speaker 1: has analyzed the votes, and the AI tells me this
Speaker 1: group is not afraid to take out giants. Adam Sandler
Speaker 1: going out in week two is huge. The group is
Speaker 1: playing aggressively, they are not sentimental, and they're willing to
Speaker 1: burn legends early. The AI points out momentum matters more
Speaker 1: than logic. Last week, Sandler had three votes. This week
Speaker 1: it became four. Once your name appears, it sticks, which
Speaker 1: means Joe Coy is now officially in danger. A course
Speaker 1: to be voted out next week is Jay Leno. The
Speaker 1: AI thinks the following comedians look safe for now. The
Speaker 1: safe group is Jim Gaffigan, John mulaney, Nicki Glazer, Sarah Silverman,
Speaker 1: and Ron White. They have had no votes whatsoever. Voting
Speaker 1: is now open for week three. Your remaining survivors are
Speaker 1: Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nicki Glazer, Seth Myers,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, otsco, At Kotzka, Sebastian Manaskalgo, Tig Nataro,
Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher. Here's
Speaker 1: how you vote. You go to the Daily Comedy News
Speaker 1: podcast group on Facebook. You're going to find a cartoon
Speaker 1: image of me and Adam Sandler in that thread. Write
Speaker 1: down a name. Make it clear, don't make me think
Speaker 1: if you're voting or not, Just write the name. If
Speaker 1: you're voting off, say Joe Schmoe, Just write Joe Schmoe.
Speaker 1: Now remember you can vote one person per week. Campaigning
Speaker 1: is allowed. Alliances are allowed. I think alliances are fun.
Speaker 1: If some of you want to team up, that's great.
Speaker 1: If you want to explain your vote, great, If you don't,
Speaker 1: that's great. Chaos encouraged. Voting is open now until end
Speaker 1: of day Thursday. Then I can record these things on
Speaker 1: Friday and put them out Mondays at noon. Adam Sandler,
Speaker 1: the Facebook group has spoken back in the morning with
Speaker 1: a normal episode. This is fun.