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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga, Shark, Media outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm Johnny Mack. Welcome to the Comedy Survivor Elimination Show.

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<v Speaker 1>We are wrapping up week two to find out which

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<v Speaker 1>comedian will be voted off the island. Our maining contestants

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<v Speaker 1>are Adam Sandler, Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glazer,

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Otsko at Katska, Sebastian Maniscalco,

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<v Speaker 1>Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher.

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<v Speaker 1>The listeners went to the Daily Comedy News podcast group

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook and let us know who they would like

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<v Speaker 1>vot it out. It's time to tell you the votes.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrea votes for Bert Krascher. Cheryl votes for Burt Krescher.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two votes for Bert Krascher. Mary votes for Adam Sandler,

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<v Speaker 1>Andy votes for Leslie Jones, Mike votes for Seth Myers,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan votes for Adam Sandler. That's two votes for Adam Sandler,

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<v Speaker 1>two for Burt Krascher. Matt votes for Adam Sandler, three

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<v Speaker 1>votes for Adam Sandler, two for Burt Krascher. Michelle votes

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<v Speaker 1>for Joe Coy, Aaron votes for Joe Coy, three votes

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler, two votes for Joe Coy, two for Burt Kraser,

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<v Speaker 1>Barb votes for Jay Leno, Mike votes for Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 1>That's four votes for Adam Sandler. The Vaughan votes for

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<v Speaker 1>otsco at Cotska, Dan votes for Joe Coy, four votes

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<v Speaker 1>for Adam Sandler, three for Joe Coy, and our final

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<v Speaker 1>vote from Lee Lee votes for Tig Nataro Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 1>The Facebook group has spoken, We'll take the break, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>come back, We'll do some analysis with the AI. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>a sad result for the great dramatic actor Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 1>At least now he can get back to making good

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<v Speaker 1>movies and he won't have to worry about Comedy Survivor,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe he can win Dramatic Actor Survivor. The AI

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<v Speaker 1>has analyzed the votes, and the AI tells me this

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<v Speaker 1>group is not afraid to take out giants. Adam Sandler

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<v Speaker 1>going out in week two is huge. The group is

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<v Speaker 1>playing aggressively, they are not sentimental, and they're willing to

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<v Speaker 1>burn legends early. The AI points out momentum matters more

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<v Speaker 1>than logic. Last week, Sandler had three votes. This week

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<v Speaker 1>it became four. Once your name appears, it sticks, which

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<v Speaker 1>means Joe Coy is now officially in danger. A course

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<v Speaker 1>to be voted out next week is Jay Leno. The

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<v Speaker 1>AI thinks the following comedians look safe for now. The

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<v Speaker 1>safe group is Jim Gaffigan, John mulaney, Nicki Glazer, Sarah Silverman,

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<v Speaker 1>and Ron White. They have had no votes whatsoever. Voting

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<v Speaker 1>is now open for week three. Your remaining survivors are

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nicki Glazer, Seth Myers,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, otsco, At Kotzka, Sebastian Manaskalgo, Tig Nataro,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>how you vote. You go to the Daily Comedy News

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<v Speaker 1>podcast group on Facebook. You're going to find a cartoon

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<v Speaker 1>image of me and Adam Sandler in that thread. Write

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<v Speaker 1>down a name. Make it clear, don't make me think

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<v Speaker 1>if you're voting or not, Just write the name. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're voting off, say Joe Schmoe, Just write Joe Schmoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Now remember you can vote one person per week. Campaigning

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<v Speaker 1>is allowed. Alliances are allowed. I think alliances are fun.

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<v Speaker 1>If some of you want to team up, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to explain your vote, great, If you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great. Chaos encouraged. Voting is open now until end

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<v Speaker 1>of day Thursday. Then I can record these things on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday and put them out Mondays at noon. Adam Sandler,

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<v Speaker 1>the Facebook group has spoken back in the morning with

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<v Speaker 1>a normal episode. This is fun.