Speaker 1: You're listen seats KPI AM six forty the Bill Handles
Speaker 1: show on demand on the iHeartRadio f They probably would
Speaker 1: have just transferred him to another part of the prison,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, maybe his life would have been
Speaker 1: at stake. It's pretty crazy there, and these were bad
Speaker 1: guys that escaped. Also one of them they wrote remember
Speaker 1: too easy too and then easy Lol. They found him
Speaker 1: back at the college where he took English classes and graduated,
Speaker 1: and now Handle on the news. Ladies and gentlemen, here's
Speaker 1: Bill Handle. Good morning. It is a Thursday morning, May
Speaker 1: twenty two. Memorial Day is coming up this Monday, so
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be here. I don't know who
Speaker 1: else is Saturday, and that's day after tomorrow. Handle on
Speaker 1: the Law will still be here, but and you'll be stunned.
Speaker 1: My god, Bill, I thought you would be working Memorial Day.
Speaker 1: I will not be. However, what I do on Tuesdays
Speaker 1: and Thursdays is I take phone calls, as you know,
Speaker 1: after the show, and then what we do is we
Speaker 1: edit them down fresh shows. So I have you think
Speaker 1: it's a fresh show that I am there. It just
Speaker 1: it absolutely works. So tomorrow I'll say, hey, tomorrow, I'll
Speaker 1: be here. I won't be okay, a little inside baseball.
Speaker 1: I thought i'd share with the rest of us, will
Speaker 1: be everybody's here. On Monday, we'll be here. And I
Speaker 1: don't think Ann is Annye.
Speaker 2: I don't think Ann's gonna be here. And on Monday, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: And Amy, you're gonna be here absolutely?
Speaker 1: Wow. Will are you gonna be here? Nope? Oh? Good
Speaker 1: you took. How is it because you're so low on
Speaker 1: the food chain? How is it that although you know,
Speaker 1: for someone who's low on the food chain, you know
Speaker 1: that's you know you do? Okay, let me ask you
Speaker 1: a Let me ask you a question. How did you
Speaker 1: get out of Memorial Day? Because I'm so low on
Speaker 1: the food chain, they're making me work Saturday and Sunday instead,
Speaker 1: So I care not? Okay, Well, Amy's back. Nice to
Speaker 1: have you.
Speaker 2: Back, Amy, Well, thank you, nice to be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And as I usually say, you're no Heather, but
Speaker 1: damn you know you're pretty close and it's really appreciated.
Speaker 1: All right, And thanks, Yeah, you're welcome. Anne is not here.
Speaker 1: Michelle fills in morning. Michelle, good morning. Hey. It's like
Speaker 1: you know, you fall off the horse. You get back
Speaker 1: on the saddle, or you put on an old shoe,
Speaker 1: and it's just so comfortable. I know you don't look
Speaker 1: forward to waking up at two o'clock in the morning again,
Speaker 1: because you did it for twenty five years. Wake that's
Speaker 1: even better. Not during the course of the week when
Speaker 1: you're managing the producers on the show.
Speaker 3: No, then I wake up at four thirty. Wow, I'm
Speaker 3: still an early bird.
Speaker 1: So when you have to come in because you have
Speaker 1: to command to cover for Ann, what goes through your mind? Ah,
Speaker 1: crap without the word crap.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't bother me. Okay, I'm so used to it,
Speaker 3: Like you know, I still you know, I can get
Speaker 3: up early, and you know, Ann does a good job
Speaker 3: doing some pre preps, so it makes it a little
Speaker 3: bit easier. Today it was a crazy morning.
Speaker 1: Though, it was. We moved everything around this morning.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Michelle told me it was like putting on an old jew. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: But that's not bad. That's not bad, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: take that, all right. Of course, I'm just here. Neil
Speaker 1: is here, Michelle is here, Amy is here. Will you're here.
Speaker 1: You know, for some reason, Neil had not Neil, but
Speaker 1: Will has this affinity to dressing like a bee with
Speaker 1: you know, horizontal stripes on your shirt? Do you understand
Speaker 1: what it does? Shirt? Do you understand what it does
Speaker 1: to you? Horizontal stripes will, which does not help the situation.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Horizontal stripes. Yeah, I know. And Amy,
Speaker 1: Amy has a horizontal stripes too. But Amy can get
Speaker 1: away with it. So there's there. It's true. Amy has
Speaker 1: a felt lovely figure and Will two words I would
Speaker 1: never use to describe you is felt. I don't know
Speaker 1: where you get that. I don't you know what it is?
Speaker 1: You too, Neil? I mean you two your way up there.
Speaker 1: I don't you know what he is. I'm bigger than
Speaker 1: he is. You know what it is me? I'm fine?
Speaker 1: Oh do you know what I read about? You know,
Speaker 1: George went who is such a terrific actor. He really
Speaker 1: loves him. He did. Yeah, he died and we're looking
Speaker 1: at what he died of. And there was you know,
Speaker 1: that of drowning, and then it turned out he dried
Speaker 1: of died of whatever it is we don't know, in
Speaker 1: in bed with his family around him, which is normally
Speaker 1: the best way to die, if you die peacefully, you know,
Speaker 1: with your family around you. It's well, in my case,
Speaker 1: I would kick him out. Get out. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see you. Oh.
Speaker 4: Your family will be around you when you die, but there.
Speaker 1: There'll be a party being catered. I know Brent's Delli
Speaker 1: is going to be jumping up and down. But I
Speaker 1: heard someone hard told me that he was north of
Speaker 1: four hundred pounds. I read that.
Speaker 2: I thought he had lost a bunch of weights.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but maybe at one point was he Yeah,
Speaker 4: I had heard he was over three three fifty but.
Speaker 1: Big, big guy. Okay, all right, I stopped weighing. I
Speaker 1: stopped weighing at three hundred pounds, and uh, I think
Speaker 1: I was about yeah. I think I was at about
Speaker 1: three ten when I underwent bariatric surgery. And here is
Speaker 1: why I am. You know why I'm so grateful that
Speaker 1: I had buriatric surgery because now I can make fun
Speaker 1: of Will and you and Neil.
Speaker 4: I'm looking into it too, and then I'm gonna call
Speaker 4: you fat.
Speaker 1: You know you can't so that just leaves Will. Thanks.
Speaker 1: By the way, Will is no longer in the airplane.
Speaker 1: You are aware of it, and it isn't simply because
Speaker 1: they grounded the airplane. Oh, man. Okay, maybe it's Kono's
Speaker 1: turn to take some heat.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: The problem is con always one hundred and ten pounds
Speaker 1: soaking wet, that's the problem. Good morning, Cono. Thanks Bill,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. All right, guys, sir, oh no, it's it's
Speaker 1: a morning. You know. It's a lovely morning everybody. I
Speaker 1: feel like mister Rogers and just loving everybody. All right,
Speaker 1: let's do it, guys, it's time for handle on the
Speaker 1: news on this Thursday morning, Amy King, Nil Savedra and
Speaker 1: me lead, sorry, oh man. Two young Jewish people were
Speaker 1: shot and killed outside the Capitol Jewish Museum in Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. Which is a place where you want to go.
Speaker 1: It's an amazing place and it they were a part
Speaker 1: of the Israeli embassy. They were engaged to each other
Speaker 1: and were shot to death. With this crazy thirt year
Speaker 1: old thirty year old Elias or Rodriguez of Chicago shooting them,
Speaker 1: was promptly taken into custody, and as he's being dragged off,
Speaker 1: he begins to chant free, free Palestine. All right, crazy
Speaker 1: guy political, but his last name is Elias Rodrigez. Wasn't
Speaker 1: that kind of surprising that he was a Rodrigaz.
Speaker 4: Why people marry you know, you could you know what?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there were not too many Palestinians have
Speaker 1: a last name we're related to a Rodrigaz. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm obviously painting this with a broad brush where I'm
Speaker 1: connecting names to political political moves. But you know, how
Speaker 1: many Finkelsteinberg's do you see out there protesting in favor
Speaker 1: of the Palestinians or Mahmud's Mohammed Abdur that are out
Speaker 1: there protesting in favor of Israel? Not many? Okay, Moving on.
Speaker 5: Trump's big beauty ruffle bill has passed. The House is
Speaker 5: sweeping tax and spending bill cleared hurdle on Thursday.
Speaker 2: It passed this morning.
Speaker 5: They held an all night session and then took a
Speaker 5: vote and it was two fifteen to two fourteen. The
Speaker 5: bill would extend Trump's twenty seventeen tax cuts, great new
Speaker 5: tax breaks for tips and auto loans. Also would end
Speaker 5: a lot of green energy subsidies and boosts spending on
Speaker 5: the military and immigration enforcement.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be doing more about that at seven o'clock,
Speaker 1: as you can imagine, because that is the big political story.
Speaker 1: So that's coming up at.
Speaker 4: Seven, All right, authorities arrested two hundred and sixty five suspects.
Speaker 1: This is great news.
Speaker 4: During a large scale crackdown on child exploitation crimes across
Speaker 4: southern California, it was dubbed Operation Spring Cleaning. And you
Speaker 4: have like six different task forces or authorities put together
Speaker 4: in one here. So you have LAPD Los Angeles Regional
Speaker 4: ICAC Task Force, which is comprised of five counties. So
Speaker 4: you've got Los Angeles, San Bordino, Orange, Santa Barbara, Ventura.
Speaker 4: And they identify and interest child predators who use the
Speaker 4: Internet to exploit children. So LUDE acts with children, possession
Speaker 4: or distribution of child sex abuse materials, meeting miners for
Speaker 4: LUDE purposes, all these things is what they were looking at.
Speaker 1: Now, we had an employee here back in fact good
Speaker 1: friends with Neil, whose husband was in charge of the
Speaker 1: FBI Task Force for Finding Child Children. Yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we were talking and it was so easy. That was
Speaker 1: in the early days of the Internet, or when Internet
Speaker 1: was starting to really be used by law enforcement. So
Speaker 1: one of the FBI agent's FBI agents would go on
Speaker 1: and pretend to be fifteen year old or four teen
Speaker 1: year old girl high I'm looking for hundreds of emails
Speaker 1: came in on one post they were inundated, and he said,
Speaker 1: it's like shooting fish in a barrel to find these guys.
Speaker 1: You know, I helped.
Speaker 4: I helped the FBI put together a video, did the
Speaker 4: artwork for it, and some covers and stuff like that
Speaker 4: for that very through him, for that very concern and
Speaker 4: learn so much.
Speaker 1: It was a video that was used.
Speaker 4: For teachers and parents to understand how vulnerable your children are.
Speaker 4: And it was scary as hell you.
Speaker 1: To catch a predator still on. Remember, they'd come around
Speaker 1: and pretend that some kid that was being set up
Speaker 1: wants to meet someone and then have a video. And
Speaker 1: then these guys would start explaining themselves in front of
Speaker 1: the camera as opposed to I got nothing to say,
Speaker 1: and then walk out the door, get in their car
Speaker 1: and drive away. Nope, they're sitting there talking, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: and lonely and what are you guys?
Speaker 4: Nuts handsome walks in and they've got a six pack
Speaker 4: of Mike's Hard lemonade and a box of condoms and
Speaker 4: they're trying to explain their way out of well, I.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, right, at what point do you just shut up?
Speaker 1: That's what you say? In trial is you try to
Speaker 1: explain it? All right? Amy, good news.
Speaker 2: Traveling on PCH will soon be a oka.
Speaker 5: The Pacific Coast Highway has been closed since pretty much
Speaker 5: the fires. There was some mudslides to remember, after a storm,
Speaker 5: and they've closed down PCH near Pacific Palisades since then
Speaker 5: except for residents and repair crews and people who work
Speaker 5: at businesses and stuff in the area. But Governor Newsom
Speaker 5: said it would be reopened sometime in May, and my golly,
Speaker 5: it's still May and it's going to reopen tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, disneyland Rye, they're changing the Utopia the Pacific Palisa's ride.
Speaker 1: All you can do is go around the boulders that
Speaker 1: keep on coming.
Speaker 2: Down, right, and threw a lot of mud on the tracks.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Why would anybody live in an area where you
Speaker 1: go up now PCH to get to work. Well, it's
Speaker 1: half the time is closed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they want to It's like Jaws. They want
Speaker 4: to open it for the big Memorial Day weekend. When
Speaker 4: they closed down right, all right, adults barged into a
Speaker 4: California high school campus and attacked the students. So what
Speaker 4: happened was there was a fight between students at Martin
Speaker 4: Luther King High School in Riverside just on Tuesday, and
Speaker 4: one of the combatants called family members who showed up
Speaker 4: like twenty deep or something and barged into the school,
Speaker 4: got on campus, began fighting with the other student. What
Speaker 4: you know, onlookers said, they started punching this guy like crazy,
Speaker 4: and then when a school administrator tried to jump in
Speaker 4: to stop the fight, they grabbed him through to the
Speaker 4: ground and put him in a choke hold on the ground.
Speaker 4: And now you know, parents are pissed because they're like,
Speaker 4: how the hell did they get on campus, you know,
Speaker 4: twenty people deep or whatever and start beating the crap
Speaker 4: out of not only a kid, but also you know,
Speaker 4: a school authority.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just having fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, right, Well, it looks like everybody's going to
Speaker 4: be okay, except probably half that family's going.
Speaker 1: Oh here is a story, no surprise here.
Speaker 5: The US now has a big, beautiful jet. Secretary of
Speaker 5: Defense Pete Hegseth has apparently accepted the Boeings thirty seven
Speaker 5: from Qatar that President Trump's going to use as Air
Speaker 5: Force one after it gets what they call property security
Speaker 5: measures and functional mission requirements.
Speaker 1: This is such a weird story. Because both the Democrats
Speaker 1: and Republicans are in an uproar accepting a jet that's
Speaker 1: be turned into Air Force one from a foreign government.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine any other president even attempting to do
Speaker 1: that in what would happen? And then, I mean, the
Speaker 1: plane is beautiful. It had to be some kind of
Speaker 1: custom because I've never accustomed John, because I've never seen
Speaker 1: the top floor of a seven forty seven going that
Speaker 1: far back, and so it has a lot more room.
Speaker 1: I think it's about fifty percent more room inside the
Speaker 1: airplane than Air Force one. But the problem is they
Speaker 1: have to tear the airplane apart. They have to rewire
Speaker 1: every single wire to harden the wire against a nuclear
Speaker 1: attack and get the not so much the radiation but
Speaker 1: the concussive force and then anti missile defenses and all that.
Speaker 1: It's a billion dollars and it's a couple of years
Speaker 1: and then it's done. And don't they have to sweep
Speaker 1: it to make sure? Oh yeah, they have to tear
Speaker 1: it apart. They have to literally start from scratch. What
Speaker 1: they're given is they're given a lego set and said, here,
Speaker 1: build yourself an airplane to a billion dollars and that's
Speaker 1: going to be for only a year or two, and
Speaker 1: then it goes off to the library, the Presidential library when.
Speaker 4: Siyakiya in Arabic, you got me, and you're just like
Speaker 4: they're just giving them basically sheets of vetals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's And here's the other thing where you know,
Speaker 1: the US is going to spend a billion dollars, talk
Speaker 1: about fraud and waste, a billion dollars rebuilding this airplane.
Speaker 1: It's going to be ready in two years, so it
Speaker 1: will't be the lifespan of air Force one with this
Speaker 1: plane will be a couple of years at best. And
Speaker 1: then it goes off to the Presidential Library. So a
Speaker 1: billion dollars invested in a two year lifespan of a
Speaker 1: plane where Air Force one, the one that is sitting
Speaker 1: there and the president flies, is now forty years old,
Speaker 1: and they get some lifespan out of that. Granted they
Speaker 1: should have had one earlier, but you know, you invest
Speaker 1: a billion dollars into a plane, it should last longer.
Speaker 1: You know, they're not out of paper mache and sitting
Speaker 1: in the rain. So it's just it's it's insanity, and
Speaker 1: of course it is. We start another day of insanity
Speaker 1: and we'll see. Of course, Pentagon said, oh, we followed
Speaker 1: all the rules, which means whatever the president tells us
Speaker 1: to do, we have to do. But then again, that's
Speaker 1: part of the executive branch, you know, the president's commander
Speaker 1: in chief.
Speaker 4: All right, differences between President Trump and South African president
Speaker 4: kind of button heads there yesterday afternoon in the Oval
Speaker 4: Office meeting where Trump, who's.
Speaker 1: Very big on visuals, showed.
Speaker 4: Some videos and slides and talked about white genocide going
Speaker 4: on there. They definitely had a difference of opinion. But yeah,
Speaker 4: that is becoming the the hot seat is to go
Speaker 4: in the Oval, no kidding, I know why any head
Speaker 4: of state is going to go in there.
Speaker 1: The ambushes happen, and Trump holds up these foaks, says,
Speaker 1: this is where whites have been buried. It's not true
Speaker 1: at all, and these videos really have some real problems,
Speaker 1: and the claim that there are extraordinary number of whites
Speaker 1: being murdered tends not to be true if you dive
Speaker 1: a little bit deeper into it. That's at least that's
Speaker 1: what the reporting is going on exactly.
Speaker 5: With that, there there was a guy in the I
Speaker 5: think it was Ernie L's the golfer who was like going, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: we get attacked all the time.
Speaker 2: We have like it is a very dangerous place.
Speaker 1: No it is, no, no, it is, it absolutely is.
Speaker 1: But I know South Africans and let me tell you
Speaker 1: black on black crime is as bad or worse. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is a crime ridden country now. And the President
Speaker 1: of South Africa said, of course we have that kind
Speaker 1: of crime. But you know, there are no more whites
Speaker 1: being killed per capita than black's being killed.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know who to believe at this point, but
Speaker 1: the kind of fun that was this guy is good.
Speaker 1: The president he was called, he did not react well.
Speaker 1: He was a chief negotiator for Nelson Mandela, negotiating for
Speaker 1: Mandela's presidency. He was his chief negotiator too. Yeah, very
Speaker 1: and at the end he said, I wish I had
Speaker 1: an airplane to give you. I mean, just great lines.
Speaker 1: He did very well. And you know, what do you
Speaker 1: do now? I was hoping as he said, turn off
Speaker 1: the lights. This is President Trump. Turn off the lights
Speaker 1: and ran a video. I would have loved to see
Speaker 1: the wrong video and a porno video being shown of
Speaker 1: some of not Trump himself, but let's say some of
Speaker 1: the people that Trump trumped with at some point, according
Speaker 1: to the accusations, that would have been entertaining. I wish
Speaker 1: I ran that place, so I had to tell you
Speaker 1: it would be entertaining as hell.
Speaker 4: What what really is going on that is of concern?
Speaker 4: Why we're fifty nine? You know, refugees?
Speaker 1: You got me on that one. Me. You have a
Speaker 1: bunch of whites, And I think as part of wokeness,
Speaker 1: the fight against wokeness is that minorities are held to
Speaker 1: a different level where whites are being screwed. And this
Speaker 1: is part and parcel of that narrative. There are plenty
Speaker 1: of Americans who believe that, I mean plenty. All right,
Speaker 1: moving on.
Speaker 5: So what's making us all so sick? We may get
Speaker 5: a better idea today. President Trump plans to release the
Speaker 5: report to identify what Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior
Speaker 5: says are key drivers of chronic disease, including especially in children,
Speaker 5: including ultra processed foods, vaccination, and environmental toxins like chemicals.
Speaker 5: The report is part of the Make America Healthy Again
Speaker 5: Commission led by RFK Junior. It will not offer specific
Speaker 5: policy prescriptions, but will apparently be a high level statement
Speaker 5: declaring the nation is in a health crisis, identifying certain
Speaker 5: causes and offering a blueprint for more investigation.
Speaker 1: And the report is titled you get vaccinated, you will die?
Speaker 2: All right, that's I don't think that's the name of
Speaker 2: the report.
Speaker 1: Really, I misread it. Damn, I do that a lot.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: On that same note, there was a recent survey that
Speaker 4: looked into American adults and it says that one in
Speaker 4: four US adults believe that our nation's physical health deserves
Speaker 4: an F grade. So the mental health assessment, both physical
Speaker 4: and the mental health assessment equally concerning, with twenty five
Speaker 4: percent agreeing that nation's collective psychological well being is also flunky,
Speaker 4: which is, are these all handle listeners, yeah?
Speaker 1: Or people that listen and take a radio into the
Speaker 1: waiting room of any hospital. I'm going to give you
Speaker 1: a scenario and tell me if I am not dreaming.
Speaker 1: You walk into a waiting room of the emergency room
Speaker 1: of a hospital. Let's say you have a trouble breathing
Speaker 1: and you need some asthma medication or a nebulizer. You
Speaker 1: walk in, there's zero eight, You go and see the doctor,
Speaker 1: You get the treatment, and then the doctor wants you
Speaker 1: to see it. Your nose and throat specialists, and you
Speaker 1: get sent upstairs and you walk in and there's the
Speaker 1: e NT guy who immediately sticks a scope in your
Speaker 1: nose and looks at your lungs to see what you know,
Speaker 1: what it's looking like. And you turn out, Okay, here's
Speaker 1: some medicine, and you're less than an hour from the
Speaker 1: beginning you walk in. Is that fantasy?
Speaker 4: That was one experience you had in Italy?
Speaker 1: What that's correct? That is an experience entire life, but
Speaker 1: at the hold on. But at the same time, in
Speaker 1: that hour, saw people come in and there was no wait.
Speaker 1: Either Italians are far less sick than Americans or the
Speaker 1: system works better. I don't know one experience well, but
Speaker 1: it's you could see what's going on, and you know
Speaker 1: what the world health situation is industrialized world versus the
Speaker 1: United States. And maybe it's because the Italians slip past
Speaker 1: one another, uh so easily that they don't wait, that's
Speaker 1: an Italian joke. Michelle is not laughing at that one.
Speaker 1: Shall yeah, yeah, I agree to see you get okay, We're
Speaker 1: thank you for explaining that, Michelle.
Speaker 4: What accident later on today and will not be with
Speaker 4: us ever again.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we would like to sleep with the fishes.
Speaker 2: But you need a ride gonna cost you.
Speaker 5: So ambulance rides are expected to increase by hundreds of
Speaker 5: dollars around the city starting next year. The Border Fire
Speaker 5: Commissioners have already approved and increase in emergency ambulance transport
Speaker 5: service fees the city Council gets will get, we'll make
Speaker 5: the final decision on approving it, and it would increase
Speaker 5: fees for an ambulance ride by two hundred bucks. And
Speaker 5: then mileage fees also were going up nearly fifty percent
Speaker 5: from twenty to twenty nine dollars per mile.
Speaker 1: Now look at those numbers, you go, remember taxis you
Speaker 1: it'd be what sixty cents a mile or whatever the
Speaker 1: mileage is, right, twenty nine dollars per mile. Now here's magic.
Speaker 1: If they do it per foot, it's going to be very,
Speaker 1: very reasonable. It will only be pennies afoot.
Speaker 4: Isn't it different if you take a county one, if
Speaker 4: you take a chance.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I think they do have different prices. Yeah, but but
Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter. I mean, it's just so insanely expensive.
Speaker 1: When my dad, when my dad died and you know.
Speaker 1: I had the whole negotiation, as you know, I negotiated
Speaker 1: his funeral with those guys. The Hearse ride. These guys
Speaker 1: wanted two hundred and fifty bucks for the hearse to
Speaker 1: go one hundred and fifty yards, and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: we got pall bearers that can kite, that can carry
Speaker 1: that thing for one hundred and fifty dollars. And they said, no, nope,
Speaker 1: we have to have a vehicle. And you thank God,
Speaker 1: there's a Hurts place just down the street. So I
Speaker 1: got a pickup truck for sixty bucks and we just
Speaker 1: popped the coffin in there and drove it off. So
Speaker 1: that worked out. What you haul, Yeah, roll them out
Speaker 1: the pretty much. Yeah. Put them on a skateboard, a
Speaker 1: couple of skateboards just getting I mean the cost twenty
Speaker 1: nine dollars a mile, okay, and to and if it's
Speaker 1: being and it's being raised, it's two hundred bucks. You know.
Speaker 1: I get calls all the time on the Saturday show
Speaker 1: and people getting come in and go. I just got
Speaker 1: a bill from the county for four thousand dollars for
Speaker 1: the ambulance ride. And I never I never even agreed
Speaker 1: to it. I said, you were unconscious and about to die.
Speaker 1: How are you going to agree to an ambulance ride
Speaker 1: but you're responsible your responding dollar idea. You heard it
Speaker 1: here first Uber Uber Ambulance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no kidding, all right, One hundred thousand pounds of
Speaker 4: illegal fireworks were just seized from a business in La County.
Speaker 4: So cow Fire's office, the State Fire Marshall announced that
Speaker 4: they seized more than one hundred thousand pounds of illegal
Speaker 4: fireworks from a business in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: So you're talking.
Speaker 4: About skyrockets, bottle rockets, roman candles, those aerial shells that
Speaker 4: are pretty big and go pretty high. So all kinds
Speaker 4: of fireworks, and they got it. They said more than
Speaker 4: four million dollars worth of property damage and loss has
Speaker 4: been caused by fires started by fireworks since the beginning
Speaker 4: of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: I'd love illegal fireworks. You know, these kids who are
Speaker 1: idiots get their hands blown off. Amy, were there any
Speaker 1: major injuries like that, you know, flying fingers kind of
Speaker 1: thing during this last oh, no, Fourth of July is
Speaker 1: coming up. Last year, I think there were a couple.
Speaker 5: Of There were a couple I believe you remember the guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a guy who blew off a couple
Speaker 4: of his fingers and.
Speaker 1: It was the video, that's right. And he used to
Speaker 1: hitchhike a lot, not anymore. No, those days are gone.
Speaker 1: Those days are gone. Okay, Oh, we've got this is Amy.
Speaker 1: This is an Amy story.
Speaker 2: It's a girl.
Speaker 5: Well they don't know for sure, but they think it is.
Speaker 5: So we know about the two Eagles, the Eglitz.
Speaker 2: What are you doing, Neil?
Speaker 5: Okay, so we've got Sonny and Gizmo the Eaglitz who
Speaker 5: are getting ready to leave the nest.
Speaker 2: It's it's fledging time.
Speaker 5: But now they're saying, friends of Big Bear Valley said
Speaker 5: they think that the younger of the two, who they've
Speaker 5: named Gizmo, is a girl. And they say that because
Speaker 5: she is big, because females are bigger than boys when
Speaker 5: in the Eagle world.
Speaker 2: And also she has thicker ankles.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so they're renaming her Hillary. Oh god, and
Speaker 1: strangely enough, she only has one left wing. So alright,
Speaker 1: thank you. You rarely say that to me, or you
Speaker 1: point to me and go that's good. Usually as you
Speaker 1: rip me a new one to correct me. Whenever I
Speaker 1: say anything on a political level that's wrong. It's very funny.
Speaker 1: Oh this was a crazy video.
Speaker 4: You have a stray dog battling for forty five minutes
Speaker 4: against like four or five coyotes in Orange County in Brea.
Speaker 4: And this video was posted on next door. I think
Speaker 4: kat La showed it on television as well. But fighting
Speaker 4: off the coyotes in a driveway. Somebody get this dog,
Speaker 4: name him Hero or Batman or whatever. But just crazy,
Speaker 4: these videos.
Speaker 3: Nuts.
Speaker 1: It was able, but the dog fine, right, yeah, dog's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean that is not easy to survive five coyotes
Speaker 1: going after you. My little one, you know, was eaten
Speaker 1: by a coyote a couple of months ago, matter of fact,
Speaker 1: now six seven months ago, and it was you know,
Speaker 1: it was devastating, you know, and you know, try at
Speaker 1: my house. I have coyote barriers. I literally put those
Speaker 1: up in my backyard, my back fence. I got a
Speaker 1: coyote with These are cables that go across on top
Speaker 1: of the fence, which of course they're electrified. And I
Speaker 1: also have spring gun shotguns, so if anybody shows up,
Speaker 1: they're not only electrified, but their holes are shot through
Speaker 1: there or at torso I was told that that's a
Speaker 1: bad idea. Yeah, just in case some kids shows up
Speaker 1: and decides, oh boy, let's jump the fence. So he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a head. But at least those dogs are
Speaker 1: gonna be protected. Now.
Speaker 4: No coyotes super scary. Could you imagine if that was
Speaker 4: Kno instead of a straight dog, we'd be we'd be
Speaker 4: in tears today.
Speaker 1: Well we'd be with Alcono. Yeah, you'd be in tears. Well,
Speaker 1: we'd be with Alcono and you're crying and Bill's sobbing
Speaker 1: on the floor exactly. All right, four coyotes against Cono.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, all right. Kf I A M six forty.
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