Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons.
Speaker 2: Throwing some ice, mixing some vodka in color.
Speaker 1: A podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in
Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep Ram. It's Billified,
the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome baseball fans, and welcome to a frigid,
cold Frontier field. I'm standing with Red Wings fan Doug Phelps. Doug,
how are you, baby? I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I'm fired up fighting Opening Day on the same day.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got it. You went to Opening Day? I did?
Hold what time was the game today?
Speaker 3: The game started at four five, okay. The gates open
at two thirty okay, and I got too at two
because why the first fifteen hundred people get Rochester of Beanies,
which you needed today. Yeah, it was cold and a
magnate for the fridge with all the dates on it,
which I love getting. Yes, and I love getting I
am for Opening Day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, right, Well that's cool? Did it? Now? They
always Dan Mason always tweaks the menu his staff every year.
They have some new offering food wise, And uh, I
think you're probably a bit of a foodie. You've been
in the hospitality business for many years. You know stuff,
you know how to create things, your Devil egg x firts.
But did you have anything that that was new or
well I have.
Speaker 3: I have two dogs and a beer, which I said
in an interview.
Speaker 2: Wait what I get?
Speaker 3: I told you this. Rochester Channel thirteen was walking around
before the gates open and they were walking by me.
They saw my Rochester red wing shirt. This is from
the original Silver Stadium. Oh yeah, I can tell yes,
it barely fits into it.
Speaker 2: That was a line drive. Oh shit, that was just
a button that flew off. That's a nice That's nice.
That's like what ninety six?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'd be waiting for a long time.
Speaker 2: Well were they? Oh yeah, because Frontier Field was nineteen
ninety seven and I was there.
Speaker 3: Bought this from the old Norton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because now it's innovative field, but it was. It
was Frontier Field, and I was there for the opening
game in Frontier Field. Lou Graham sang the national anthem
and I was up in a suite. Everybody left and
it's just me and Lou.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Lou before like Lou had the the
benign Benign well it was benign brain tumor, but it
had certainly wrapped around parts of his brain, and uh,
he and I were just sitting there. It was sort
of awkward, and then of course I did something and
it worked out fine. I made some stupid joke and
he left left and we we went and then he
used to come on the show a lot. And one
of the videos that gets most on my YouTube channel,
like it's a ton of reviews is when I was
on w CMF doing mornings and it was called the
break Room. I think the show still is, but I
know the show still is. That's pretty stupid to say
still call the breakup the uh. But it was me
and and Tommy and there was a picture. It was
like a sticker foreigner and it may have been from
when they played Silver Stadium. Did they play, I don't
know where it was, but it was some kind of
thing and then it said somebody wrote Lou Graham and
Lou's looking at it, looking at it, and I whip
out my camera because I go, something's going on. And
I walk over and I go, what's happening? And then
he goes he's telling who's with him, and they go,
it's not his signature louis positive. That's not his signature
on this. Yeah, it was on a cabinet in CMF.
It was an old cab so that video, but you
know where I get it gets a ton of play
in South America, South America, South America. I get a
ton of comments on YouTube and they're all written in Spanish.
But he's huge in South America, so much so that
I learned recently that Lou is going back on tour
with Farner really as the lead singer, because why not,
because Kelly Hanson, who's currently the lead singer. Farner can't
leave the country is a felony, any kind of felony.
You can't leave the country. So they're doing a South
American tour and Lou is going to sing on it.
Speaker 3: He'll probably make more money and then the problem.
Speaker 2: Good for him. Yeah, but that was my uh so
that yeah, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3: Oh well, my friend bought a white one and a
gray one, and I took the white one. Okay, So
every year I go and Channel thirteen was walking by
and they said, dude, do you go with anybody? I
didn't go there this excitement with anyone I usually do.
I usually talk my dad into it. Okay, he doesn't
like the cole If it's Renny is this, I'm like, Jesus, you.
Speaker 2: Always bitch him.
Speaker 3: Well, we don't do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just come.
Speaker 3: But he's in New Jersey. Okay, So they're visiting friends,
all right, that are ailing, so he couldn't be there.
And then his friends text me today we're supposed to.
I called him over the weekend and he texted me today.
I called and left a message. He goes. He text
me it's too cold. Yeah, my other buddy who's working.
So I'm like, wow, I'm going. Yeah, I'm going. And
then they saw the Jersey. They came over. They interviewed me, and.
Speaker 2: So how do we hear this? Because I went to
the website. I didn't see that. I didn't I didn't
see it up there. Thirteen Wham, the ABC affiliate and
where we live, interviewed Doug at opening.
Speaker 3: Well, if I have Bluetooth, I can plug it through there, right, Yes,
we can look at me. Hang on, Okay, I'm hanging.
Speaker 2: Look for roadcaster pro. There it is. Did it all right?
Speaker 3: Other device is connected?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, all right, here we go. This would be
Doug on the News. It was chilli home opener. Dan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, baseball is back in Rochester.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately somebody forgot to tell mother nature because look,
it's cold. Scot talked about my rosy cheeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fitting that the Wings gave out these winter
hats today.
Speaker 3: I got my hands on one because I forgot.
Speaker 2: One on my own.
Speaker 4: That being said, you can look at today two different ways.
Glass half empty would be that the temperature in the forties,
it feels like thirties and it's more like Bill's game weather.
Or you can look at it as glass half full,
like a lot of fans we talked to today, because
the sun is out, it is not snowing or raining,
and it's all about the beauty of opening day.
Speaker 3: It's one of the best times a year Christmas Eastern.
Speaker 2: What's it like to be back? No, no, no, no, what's
it like to be here at opening Day? It's nice.
It's cold, ye.
Speaker 5: But it's okay.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, get to school kids. I love that. You know,
it's not snowing, so the weather's out, you know, doing
all right with that.
Speaker 3: We've been here in ninety degree whether we've been hearing snow.
Speaker 2: It's is forty today.
Speaker 3: I got you just tough enought you go in a
couple of hot dogs and the Jenny light. What's better
than that? Wow?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love everything about dog and his energy.
Speaker 2: He just hits it. And I think you need to
be a laky.
Speaker 4: Just like every single day and not like his friends,
who he said bailed him cold weather.
Speaker 2: We can all learn a lesson from die when he
said that.
Speaker 4: At six Jennkatra will have the highlights as the wings.
Speaker 2: Curly Lean hang out a second. Yeah, Hey Dan, Dan Fates, Hey, Hey, hey, hey,
Doug has no friends. He's fucking behind you. He has
no friends. That's funny, that's great. Yeah, look at you
all over the news in the same package two times,
two times, two time. And they had a child in there.
Children or people love Luke.
Speaker 3: They had the death one six scout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ye, his wings.
Speaker 3: So I went right in. I knew right where the
Jenny light was. Of course, said you are first cell
of the year, like.
Speaker 2: Really perfect, So do you get anything for that, like
like like.
Speaker 3: Two beers, two dogs. I went down the third base
line right in the sun and it was cold. If
you went in the shade, it just dropped and the
block to win had a few hits. They're up to
one to nothing when I left, Okay, went home, got
ready for the podcast. Yeah, fired up. I kind of
wanted to keep drinking, though I did. Yeah, those beers tasted.
Beers taste great in the ballpark. Hot dogs taste better
than the ballpark, the same way popcorn tastes better at
the movie theater. You know, there's just different.
Speaker 2: What tastes better at the strip club? You know what
we're going with that logic. I'm just trying to say,
where where do we go? Yeah, hopefully there's no paprika
or spicy cayenne ginger ginger. Well, now you know gingers.
Gingers are dangerous. You gotta you gotta watch yourself.
Speaker 3: They had me and the boys singing and home plate.
They introduced everybody, you know, fireworks and it's cashless. Yes,
so good or bad in your mind? Well, I'll tell
you how it went. Okay, So I pulled in the car.
Obviously I drove there, and I didn't know if the
parking was gonna be cashless. So the guy comes up
with a scanner and he goes, how many tickets you want?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I said, I'm just just you. I go Yeah, just
just me how many tickets? And I like, I'm just parking.
And he turns to the lady somebody else and he goes,
how do I get tickets on here? She's like, no,
we're just this is just parking. This guy didn't you
know what is this?
Speaker 2: Because I thought maybe it was like a new common sense.
Speaker 3: We were not trained. Did nobody tell you?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay.
Speaker 3: So so there was older gentlemen, this is a hot
dog stand, and they were just getting used to it.
You know, they're not I'm guessing they weren't real technically.
So two dogs that came up. People are gonna have
a little patience, you know. And then somebody walked by
me and.
Speaker 2: Talk to me about the parking though. Was the parking cashless?
Speaker 3: Yes it was, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: Because it used to not be have Yes, no, I
know that, but I didn't know if they were just
doing cash less in the stadium and you still need
that was my question. I'm glad a good.
Speaker 3: Cause I was going to give the old well this
is it was cashless, so yeah, you know, let me
park for free and the next time I'll forget money again.
So so it was a little smaller than a brick,
just a black you know, like a credit credit card machine, right, Okay,
it was all black, but they scan it. Yeah, well
you put your card on it. Okayeh, they give you
a ticket to put in the window.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: And then there was a guy with three kids and
I think one of the kids brought a friend and
Jerry's only got cash. Well, they're not taking cash, so
I said, excuse me, sorry, I says, there is a window.
You go give cash, They give you a credit card,
you put cash on it, and you take it, and
that's how they do it. So oh so they're even
so if you give fifty dollars in this credit card,
you might not use it all right, but you got
to go back to the stadium otherwise if you're going
to lose there.
Speaker 2: So they will take your cash and put it on
a card so you can be cashless. Yes I am.
But here's the thing is most people don't have cash
on them, right, And this has been I mean I
remember many, many, many years ago. I'm going back almost
twenty something years ago. Tom Gallasano came into one of
the shows I was producing at the time, and I said,
why don't we play a game? What's in Tom's pocket,
Like how much money is in Tom's pocket? Because I believe,
no matter how rich you are, at that time, we
were just people didn't have cash. And that's twenty years ago.
So here we are. I see people just using McDonald's
everything everybody boom boom boom, and so it only makes
sense bartends.
Speaker 3: Waitresses, hairdressers. There's still a lot of people who do cash.
Who do cash. Yes, I don't think cash will ever
go we no.
Speaker 2: And I don't think it should, but I do wonder
if it also makes things a little safer. Not the
frontier fielder, but your card.
Speaker 3: You can't see you card right away if they don't
kill you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lovely thought. I love that you got on the news, though,
Dougie on the news. This is fantastic. I hope people
stop you all week. Oday man the news.
Speaker 3: Somebody called me as I was getting ready and they're like,
I want to be more like Doug and I'm like what, yeah,
and she goes, I just saw you in the news
and then I watched the whole things. I'm laughing. I'm
laughing because I thought it was funny, but also I'm
laughing because I know you'll be laughing fun of it. Now,
I was one bad thing.
Speaker 2: Well, folks around here at the ball bark so freezing
cog on. The only people out here are losers who
had nothing better to do with their time. Speaking of
that dog, Doug, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? Had two beers. I'm in the third baseline.
They had a couple left handed hitters. Yeah, and when
they tee off, it usually comes over by the third baseline.
So one kid, this was a nice part. He got
a ball and he was the only kid down there.
And then five minutes later, every kid in the stadium.
That kid got a ball. That's a hotspot. And sure
enough he got another ball, the same kid, the same kid,
and he caught it with one hand, which was cool,
and it went over a glove of another kid and
he held onto it for maybe ten seconds and they
gave it to the kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was nice. Is that warm the cold
cockles of your heart?
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's that's what the world needs right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, look at you, Doug. Yeah, where does
this sense?
Speaker 3: But on the other side, when did you become a
big softie? The uh the third baseline it's got grass
and there's like twelve inches of cement and then it's
got the fence and it's wrapped in rubber. Well, there
was a teenager and two kids younger than him just
leaning on the fence, and sure enough some dickhead kept hey, hey,
get it, get out of the grass. You can't lean
on there, Like the fucking fence is not gonna it's
it's six inches thick. I'm like, really, this is your
job to make sure everybody just stays on the grass
and that leans and has a.
Speaker 2: Game right away. Someday that's going to be your job.
You're going to want to be there for opening day. Yes,
I'm gonna volunteer to yell at the children or leaning
on the fence. Really the not Whole gang, Like, yeah, the.
Speaker 3: That whole gang?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yes? I thought they used to have a not Whole
Wednesdays one o'clock. Do they still yeah? Oh what is
that Wednesdays?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I understand what is the incentive? Uh?
Speaker 3: It used to be business mandate too that people got
out of work early. That whole gang was see I
didn't go to that. I don't remember that, but I.
Speaker 2: Because it was like kids used to look through the
not hole defence to watch the ball.
Speaker 3: Just the peep show. So we used to go, well
you did, I.
Speaker 2: Did, yes, I know, well ginger and uh cinnamon, cinnamon, Oh,
Chastity Bell, look at you, Chloe so screwed up. I
love that Dan Fates was so kind to say those
things afterwards, because it was you summed it up perfectly. Couple,
what did you say, A couple of friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple of dogs and Jenny dogs, not a beer.
I got the Jenny lag in there. That's right because
it's Rochester's Rochester Christmas Easter Thanksgiving opening day. So they
were done. He turns me, goes, that was a great
sound bite.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at you now. I think you should say
nothing to anybody other whatever. Here on the podcast people
hear it. But to anybody like like Dad coming back. No,
I know, but I wouldn't say anything.
Speaker 3: And just that his edge of your seat right now
in New Jersey listening to this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it would be so great if he found
out from a friend, Hey, you saw your son Doug
on the news of the ballgame. What were you? How
funny would that be?
Speaker 3: It would be funny.
Speaker 2: I like to not. I've become a big more in
recent years. I don't say anything about things. If something
big happens, I want to say ship, I'll let other
people figure out.
Speaker 3: I don't want to jinx it. And every now and
then I'll say something. I'm like, yeah, fucking jinx it.
Speaker 2: What do you? What do you drinks?
Speaker 3: It just something you kind of should keep to yourself,
you know, don't toot your don't toot your own horn.
Let somebody else howk it for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly. I haven't, but I know exactly what
you're saying. And I do think that that's kind of
a cool thing. My favorite thing is when I find
like rich guys who you wouldn't really know and then
you know, or they make or people you know that
just have a lot of money, but they make an
anonymous donation and somehow somebody figures it out because they
got to sleuth this out and they find out and
they kind of ask and the person really says anything,
and I go, that's the kind of person I like,
because they're not looking, they're just doing it because they
have the means to do it, and they want to help.
They don't want they don't want the glory that you
know what I mean? The accolades that come with it.
They're bullshit, and I always think that that's a better
way to do it. Check out Doug thirteen wham. I'm
sure they're going to have it up. They're running it
every half an hour.
Speaker 3: Well, it was on five, five thirty six, and I
take eleven o'clock at night, so I'll probably watch it.
What I do tape the news just in case I
miss something. What the local news?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in case something happens and I just want to
know about the world or right, Yester.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you figure you're not going to
find out nowadays? Don't you have one of these fucking
things I do? But gotten to the point where I
put it on. Do not disturb because it just never
stops right with you? No, No, I don't even mean
it with that, but I mean with the news updates
that come in and all this stuff. So when I'm ready,
I'll go look at it. You tape the news. You
are such a fucking old man. What that is the
most I don't sit on my fucking phone. It's Opening Day.
I know I understand that, but I'm just saying, if
it's big news that's happening in the world. You're gonna
find out about it on the radio. No, on your
fucking phone.
Speaker 3: I don't go through the news on my phone a
lot of times.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you don't get push notifications and things like
you can sign up you know.
Speaker 3: Apple Push, Yes like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you'll get it.
Speaker 3: Get a big story, that's all right, I'll get Wait
till it all gets hemden had hemdon.
Speaker 2: Had and I'll tape it and i'll watch it tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: You know what, it's journalists. Journalism has come to headlines.
I'll tell you we're gonna we're gonna shock you with
this headline. And then you know, pretty trade and then
you start reading, well it's rumored that might do this,
might do that. Wait till it's fact. Then I'll then
I'll read the article.
Speaker 2: Well the thing is now, because you're right, it's clickbait.
It's that sort of stuff. I would say that I
was a little disappointed in one of the local news
channels because I felt like they were inflaming a story
that I didn't think needed to be inflamed. And it's
one of the crimes that in the world, it really
becomes like the French, you're guilty until proven innocent, not
innocent until proven guilty. There are just some things in
the court of public opinion more than anything, right, But
it's one of these heinous ones that people, if you're
accused of it, it's gonna stain you, and which it
would just be like some kind of sexual inappropriate and
it's with an adult and a minor and somebody is
going through hell right now, and I happen to be
familiar with the person who is accused, and in my opinion,
this never happened. I would say that it was almost
it would almost be impossible that it could happen. And
there are people that are very familiar with the story
that'll say, yeah, no way. But if you read just
the headline and the person's job is working with kids,
so now it becomes this big deal. Well they post
bail or whatever it is, okay, and then the news
goes back out and goes, how do you feel about that? Well,
you don't even know the guy, you don't even know
the story, right, But because it's the headline and it
end because it's one of those edgy stories where if
you're accused of it, you're better off saying nothing because
it just becomes this big, ugly thing. And so to
your point, I do think that we see so much.
I would say this, I don't know that human beings
are designed and capable of digesting the amount of information
we get.
Speaker 3: Now with that in a day, there's so much out
of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. In a daily and and
and just take it from a friend's Facebook feed to
personal things. Someone died, Why didn't you tell me? I
have to read about it on Facebook. Take that drama
right along with something that could be very impactful to
your life. I'm not denying that. I just think that
it gets down to we don't have time, so you're
just you're reading headlines.
Speaker 3: There's my circle, and then if I see something outside
of the circle to interest me, I'll bring it in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's just tough. So I think you're right.
I think headlines are the.
Speaker 3: Things things that happened in the city aware of you know,
driving home tonight there was cops of fire. They had
three officers, said one kid down. You know, well, I
watched it tonight. No, I just I don't watch it
every night. I just tape it every night in case,
in case, what in case something on Facebook or somebody,
Hey did you hear about this? That I can go
back and get a little more information?
Speaker 2: Or Google, you know what you can also do? You
know you could also do what you said it google
Google or or or or. Instead of burning the electricity
and and taping things that are taking up space and
a cloud that you're never gonna watch, you could go
right to the website on your phone. I've said, TV
channel and watch it right there.
Speaker 3: Yes, instead of tape of that.
Speaker 2: God, I love that you tape it, though. Man, that
is such an old man thing that an opening day?
Do do?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 2: All right, We'll take a moment. What's the matter?
Speaker 3: Uh? Notification as an uber ride tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Okay, you take care of that, You take care.
Speaker 3: I want it or I know, kind of like sex.
I'm gonna wow, a little too far to go in
the morning. The last time I had sex? Oh? No, okay,
what is it?
Speaker 2: Do you want to answer it?
Speaker 3: I have to think about that. I shut up. Although
I could have had sex the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, what was her name?
Speaker 3: Uh? Bella?
Speaker 2: Wait? This is real? Yeah, I can tell you about
that now, Hang on a second. What I had a
dog named Bella?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: The same thing.
Speaker 3: The dog named Bella a dog. No, okay, she was
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Speaker 3: About my generation? Just do we have regular music back on?
Did we pay all our friends? And I thought we
could have made me? Y'all caught up with.
Speaker 2: No. I play this because Roger Daltrey said he is
gradually losing both his hearing and his vision. He's eighty
one years old.
Speaker 3: That's a surprise to you.
Speaker 2: No, But I mean it's just it's funny, not funny
this song. I hope I die before I get old.
Oh it's that you know that line is in here
and it's kind of weird, but it's the irony of that,
you know, the ultimate symbol of youthful rebellion in the sixties,
the who the Stones? You know that sort of thing.
And uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did you ever see the Who?
Speaker 2: Yes? I saw him at Giants Stadium, the old Giants
Stadium before it was Met Life in Uh nine, who
Who Was?
Speaker 3: Were as big as rolling stones maybe were they in
the sixties.
Speaker 2: I don't know they were about they were big.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is rolling stones now they're kidney stones.
Speaker 2: But seventy nine years old and you go one just
turned eighty yes, I know. Yeah, well at seventy nine
he was still touring. Eighty one is what. Uh Roger
Daughtry Well.
Speaker 3: Richard Chamberlain just a pass yeah, yeah, and I took it.
I thought he passed years ago for some reason, because.
Speaker 2: He kind of dropped out of He came out wrote
a book I think in like two thousand and three.
Speaker 3: That sounds about right. I thought he died. He came
out right before and then he died. He didn't work.
I died without anybody knowing. But maybe he just retired
to them.
Speaker 2: He did. He just was like I'm done with all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he was in Thornbird's Showgun a bunch of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, handsome guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when they had TV series on thirteen or
ten or eight, you know, movie of the Week or yep,
what it was. And I remember my mother really liking
Showgun and they just did the remake on FX. They
did thorn Birds from the book. Yeah, you know, I
remember Blue and Gray. I don't remember that North or South.
It was a oh yes, seventeen part mini series. Patrick
Swayze was in there, A ton of stars. If you
were to watch it today, okay, you just be like,
oh my gosh, I mean all those actors obviously, and
then you kind of start aging yourself like they're not
younger than you. Look at him, You're like, well, what
happened to that guy? But you're the same age and
he just you know, what.
Speaker 2: Happened to that guy?
Speaker 3: What happened to that?
Speaker 2: Happened to Dougie Phelps? Opening Day?
Speaker 3: Too many hotdogs? They get to get a treadmill, and
he's just when is it? You know?
Speaker 2: Then? What happened with Bella?
Speaker 3: So ready for this one?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I am am? I?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Should I use the real name? I already did? Well,
I think that's her Bella?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't fucking Wain's not listening. Did you bang her? No?
Speaker 3: I didn't. Should I tell you the exact truth or what.
Speaker 2: I would like to hear, exactly what happened. So then
I want to know why you have a ward on
your hand. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: She said they weren't containing liver spots.
Speaker 2: No, what what do we go? Ahead?
Speaker 3: So I get dinged this a couple of weeks ago,
danged out for Uberber. Yeah, to the Gates Motel. And
if anybody that's a hotel, notel right right down the
road by the way, it's not her, it's another it's
a guy's name, I think Anthony or Al or something
like that. So and I'm almost there. I'm like they
add a stop and I'm like, Jesus, I'm like, all right,
it'll work out. So I pull in. There's two girls,
a dog, and a bunch of laundry boxes and boxes
and ship like somebody got kicked out. Well, I'm like, hey,
what's going on. She's like, well, I'm moving. I'm like, oh, really,
from the Gates motel the Gates to hotel. I'm like, yeah,
she goes. My clients won't come here. I'm like, yeah,
she goes. You know what I mean I'm like, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Wait a second. Look, I know many doctors that had
to move their offices because their patients just weren't comfortable. Yeah,
coming to that part of town, that part, and then
they went somewhere else and boom, business is booming, right, doctors,
coffee shops right, same thing, hookers amazing.
Speaker 3: You gotta go with the bus. So being a nice guy,
I'm like, okay, so the dog was nice. And you
see uber pet when it comes in with somebody. Now
they have a dog, so you.
Speaker 2: Know you're allowed to. Well, you don't have to do anything.
You just don't click on it. If you didn't want to.
Speaker 3: You can say no to pets. Okay, but it is
a little more money. I think, good luck with the dogs.
Knock on wood cats. I think that's all I.
Speaker 2: Well, I would think to most people that are going
although I don't know anymore. I don't know anymore. I
saw somebody in a bar with Saint Patrick's Day and
they with a dog with a dog. But what they
had a vest on and the vest said service animal.
Speaker 3: Oh you can't go out and get fucking ship faced
without your service animal.
Speaker 2: And this so sometimes I've seen people bring dogs that
are being trained to navigate like big crowds and stuff.
This dog was terrible. I go, I say to the
older I go, there's no fucking way right that that
thing go. This guy's totally pulled again. The dog is
up its sniffing crotches. It's right, we're pulling ship out
of people's pockets.
Speaker 3: And that's what ruins it for the real service dogs.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but anyway, but you bring a dog, so
the dog gets in. This woman she's decided, fuck it.
Business isn't going well here.
Speaker 3: We're moving into two places and I'm not gonna say where,
but in a different part of town, a nicer part
of town at Fairport Pittsford.
Speaker 2: Oh well, okay, but there are nicer parts there are.
I mean, I wouldn't call that nicer, but I.
Speaker 3: So we stopped by her. Uh not sugar Daddy, but
sugar Daddy. Yeah, he's taking care of the building. Not
a pimp.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: He's got is a rectile dysfunction. She tells me, oh,
found around the web paying the bills. They I don't
know how, you know, central machats and everything like that.
So then I go and take her there, and she's
telling me the website where you can find her and
everything about.
Speaker 2: So there's a website now without let's not say what
it is. Do we say what it is? I don't know,
because I would assume this is one that the police
in Rochester they may shut it down. It's not like
a backpage dot com. No, it's not okay. And is
it her personal website or no?
Speaker 3: It's got pictures of women that you can try to
get in tonnected with. Yes, So I'm asking these questions. Yeah,
you know, I think it was one fifty for half
an hour, two fifty four an hour. And then I
did go to the website and there's fifteen pages and stuff.
But the Thailand pictures Asian, you know, they're not living
in Rochester.
Speaker 2: You just.
Speaker 3: Their model pages. But there was one I didn't do
extensive research, but I looked on the first page, scroll down,
and one girl had when she was going to be
in Rochester, when she was going to be a Buffalo,
when she's gonna be in Syracuse.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 3: Yes, that was like she had everything lined up from
half hour hour, half day day. All day was three
thousand dollars weekend eighty five hundred. And I think you
had to go to the doctor with her and you
both get blood work done to make sure you're both
clean because she travels. Now, when I lived in Hollywood,
there were definitely escort services that would do the same thing.
They would come with bouncers, and you had to be VIP.
They're still out there. You have to be at a VIP.
You have to be verify pictures, driver's license.
Speaker 2: You have to be verified. Yeah. Yeah, they have the
blue check next to your name on them.
Speaker 3: You do basically, and the girl will bring a bouncer
with them. But the same way when you go to
bachelor parties, they will usually have a bouncer. I've bounced
a couple of times. Not that I'm gonna do anything,
but you could wrestle. I could wrestle that seventeen and
gets one and I wasn't packing quote unquote, but I know.
Speaker 5: A lot of bouncers. You know what I'm talking about,
those double legs.
Speaker 2: So, okay, I this so then so then my curiosity.
Speaker 3: So then we had a what do you call those
things to the hotel, motel, the beggage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're basically your cart, your luggage.
Speaker 3: Cart, luggage cars. So I helped her fill that, and
she's like, hey, do you want anything? By the way, Like,
I'm good.
Speaker 2: What does she mean? Like, hey, I got this room
for another half hour?
Speaker 3: No, she's going to be living there. She goes, you
have some uh, you want some fun because you helped
me out with the dime. Like no, I'm good, that's okay.
Speaker 2: So you turned it down. Yes, Now, why.
Speaker 3: Who knows where she's been, what she's done.
Speaker 2: She went for blood work, pal, No, she didn't know.
Speaker 3: That's try. I run on a different profile, on a
different profile. Yeah, I'm not taking chances for that.
Speaker 2: Why what, well? What a little penicillin clears everything up?
Speaker 3: They even use it anymore?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I know you were in World War
two sleeping with the horizon France.
Speaker 2: Aund I can't. I'm alerting around. I'm seriously alertic penicillin.
How would you know unless you had to clap? I
was when I was at applause, I hadn't. I had
uh pneumonia and they gave me penicillum and I got
all sick. So I just don't mess with it now
A million years ago, right right, probably you're probably fine.
Your body changed.
Speaker 3: I don't even think they gave penicillin anymore. Yeah, for
some of the it's a plant.
Speaker 2: Just give you a little evo. It's mold, right, uh yeah, yep.
And but all comes from.
Speaker 3: I mean, besides aids and syphilis and goneria and herpes.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but goneria can get cleared up, ken you
tell me now, I think it can, can it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought goneria was one that you just take something
and it goes away.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: Or maybe that's chlamydia. I don't even know. Anyway, haven't
had any of them. Happy not to, happy not to? Yeah,
chlamydia word lovely. You know, it's a pretty sounding word.
It is now I have read that the most.
Speaker 3: Is it painting over there? Is it by Chlymydia? Yes,
it is, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Oh God, that would be the greatest thing to do.
I used to love to do shit like that on
the radio, Like I would do exit polls and I
would ask them how they voted for proposition nine sixty five.
And I remember this one guy like completely made up
because the station was ninety six five. So he goes,
I'll tell you what I voted. Yes, they do it
in the Bible and God done, and they should do
it again. And I'm like, people just don't know. So
if you went to some high end art show and
you said, oh my god, you have a chlamydia. I
have been looking for this, and I would be so
funny to see if anybody calls you on the bullshit. Now,
we're a little more media savvy these days because there's
been too many of those, right, and we have these
prank shows everywhere, But it would be really funny to have. Now.
The best would be is if somebody acted like his
stuffy art director and came running out with sir, sir,
I heard you wanted a chlamydia and they have something
that there you go, just to make everybody look like dick.
But I think that's very funny. Uh so you said
no to this person?
Speaker 3: Yes, they said no, no, thank you? I said no thanks.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well attractive scale from one to ten?
Speaker 2: Rochester?
Speaker 3: What five?
Speaker 2: Whoa Rochester? Five?
Speaker 3: Well? Can you you know? She told me that she
has a drug problem, Like, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: And what she told me that if your points dropped down, Yeah,
what kind of drugs do we know? Heroin?
Speaker 3: Probably think anything and everything? Okay, Okay, she told me
it was a thousand day problem.
Speaker 2: A thousand day problems? What's a thousand day problems?
Speaker 3: It's a lot of drugs.
Speaker 2: So it's how much almost three and a half years.
Speaker 3: And fifty Yeah, you know that's five hours. Just take
care of your drug problem. That's kind of serious. If
that's every.
Speaker 2: Day, Yeah, well to be doing that, you can't be.
I always wonder with these things, like we read sex
trends and things like that. I always think that somewhere
along the line, not not you know, we get a
little pruducce in America, I'll admit that, but there's got
to be something where you just feel sort of broken
if you're you know what I mean, like, if you're
doing this that then the drugs would be the escape
the reality of I don't feel good about myself. People
are you know, banging me nothing? Yes, yes, I really
do think that. And like there's this new trend we've
been talking about the past couple of nights called hot wifing.
Apparently it's big and important as well, but it's where
allegedly guys go, hey, I got a hot wife, I
want a banger, and then I get to watch if
I'm the husband and so it's like cuckholding. But and
now a lot of these women though, are doing it.
It's a porn star, so it's nobody they know. And
the guy watches, and I'll go that I know.
Speaker 3: I say, you're not a voyeur.
Speaker 2: Well not with the person. I would be right.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have somebody banged my wife and watch.
Speaker 2: No. See this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And I go at some point, but of course then
you say, well what if it was a woman, Well
that might be different, and I would enjoy that.
Speaker 2: If it was a woman and wife.
Speaker 3: Okay, but something she wanted to experiment. But not to
say I ever what I google.
Speaker 2: I say, but let's say she falls in love. It
would it starts to mess with the dynamic. And I
do think just take it to just her with another
guy while you watch. I think psychologically, that's gonna eat
deviled eggs. Yes, honey, it looks like you left devil
legg on you just like may look at that. I
got some army too. Let me throw a little paprika
on that.
Speaker 3: You licked that up. Opening day, you get a fastball
just trying to get to first slider, slider fire or
six ways to get the first base foul ball.
Speaker 2: Interesting in the dirt that I just think that even
there though, psychologically, at some point you would.
Speaker 3: Start to go And I've read this that you get
married young, which is not a bad thing at all.
Like anything, you're gonna need to stir the fire and
spice it up a little. Then you read other things,
you watch porn, you watch they had dirty books out. Yeah,
since then a time. I mean, look at hieroglyphics. They
had a whole bunch of fucking on the walls. They
want to forget how to do it, and they came
up with new positions, and Yo, Roger get the chessel.
I came up with the old man walking a wheelbarrow.
So how even you like that job as a slave.
You know, Moses was in mud pits, so to speak,
and then the guy next to him, next thing you know,
he's got a chisel and he's watching people fucking jamming
it in the pyramid.
Speaker 2: Yes he was no Doug. Doug, get it right. You
never watched the right and he was in the mud whistle.
I love I love the.
Speaker 3: Tech Commandments that is coming in. I watch it every year.
Speaker 2: You are turning into the oldest I love the don't
Hate the News. I went to Opening the Commandment.
Speaker 3: I haven't. I haven't taped already. You gotta fast forward
through the commercials four hours, and I fast forward through
the beginning. The only part of the movie I don't
like is when the guards go in and they kill
the firstborn. You know, talk about defunding the police. I mean,
so skip through that, and then I get to you know,
what's your name? Fighting Moses in the Nile, in the
in the basket and your brother cool as fuck Moses, Moses, Moses.
You know I can't build this city. If you think
I can do it, then send Moses. I'm like, get
out with your badass Moses.
Speaker 2: All right, Well we'll take a moment.
Speaker 3: Do we go to hookers for the Ten Amendments?
Speaker 2: Well, because that's it's your fault, sinning, it's all the
things you like, Yes, this is.
Speaker 3: And then watching Ten Commands because it.
Speaker 2: Makes you feel like you're you. I'm telling you, that
is like the most old mad menu I've ever seen.
Is I taped the News. I went to Opening Day.
I can't wait for the Ten Commandments. I mean, Jesus Christ,
get out, and where's my Social Security check? Damnit is
that coming? I don't.
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by accident? Yeah no, I want to see if it worked.
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Speaker 3: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, this time keep your hands and
feet inside of the car till the ride comes to
a complete stop. We are in session number three here
at Pillified. I went to opening Day to day with
my girlfriends. We played the baseball game. I kissed around
the strikes and she kissed me on the ball.
Speaker 2: Whoa whoao bam you car.
Speaker 3: Three slow. Oh, So we're we're going into the voyeurs. So, hey,
you're good guy. Thanks for my hot dog in the
ball park. You when I come home and bang my
wife and I'll watch you. Yeah, after the sixth inning? Sure,
talk about the I always.
Speaker 2: Joe Concker to me is so funny because you don't
expect him to look the way he does, and then
he moves around you can't tell. If you put on sunglasses,
you'd swear he was blind. If you gave him a walker,
you're thinking'd that Parkinson's diseasey like he moved all weird.
Speaker 3: I saw the skid that John Belushi was on with, Yes,
imitated him. Yes, I was too young to know who
Joe Cocker was. I like some of his songs now
feeling all right, yeah, feeling it's a great one, and
h feeling it's so good myself, feeling to good myself.
He did remake a great Charles song. Gosh, damn, what
was it? It's great? I can't think of it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's again we have what was just another one
for the old man column tape the news opening day.
Can't remember shit, I can't remember ship and looking forward
to the tank commandments.
Speaker 3: Moses, Moses Moses.
Speaker 2: So why don't you say the website that these people
advertise on only because I think it's okay? Is it not?
Or do you not want to?
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Why don't you want to? You would be helping these
people potentially. I don't think anybody's going to go bust them.
Believe me. If you know this website, it's called skip
the Game. And I don't mean it like I didn't
know it. I'm just saying that law enforcement probably does.
So I'm sure they're out there, but it's called Skip
the Games. And then there's women that advertise that are
going to be in town for the limited time only.
They're like the old k Mart special.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do this. Groups well some of that wait groups, well, husband, wife,
you know. I mean, I'm sure if the price is right,
you could get a group, right, Yeah, well, anybody get
a group on. There's massages, there's all kinds of sure
kinky stuff. Yeah, which is out there, not like we
don't know about it, I know. I mean look at
Rochester kink we uh you know, yes, yes you are
a couple.
Speaker 2: Yeah they were a few times. Yep. There's a lot
of fun out there. Would you do that stuff what
Rochester kink? No, would you be a guy? Would you
be a bull? Do you know what a bull is?
Speaker 3: Just to go around and bang everybody?
Speaker 2: No, it's usually a single guy at like a swingers
event and they call him a bull. Now a lot
of times that you need to be like you used
the term earlier, verified but they would have to feel
comfortable with you. And uh, a woman who comes single
to some kind of swingers party is a unicorn. And
sometimes if the there's nobody that tickles your fancy, so
to speak, you and the unicorn become a thing. But
would you would you consider that.
Speaker 3: I am a man that likes a variety of life.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3: I'll bring my deviled eggs and some appetizers and Jenny light,
and god, I don't want.
Speaker 2: To smell that room after your fucking devil leggs and
Jenny Light. That is really the combo. That's great.
Speaker 3: That find in a woman and I'll be good.
Speaker 2: Deviled eggs in it and a Jenny Light.
Speaker 3: I think she likes Jenny deviled eggs and golf and
pretty easy, pretty simple.
Speaker 2: No, see I don't think so. I think that you're
very complex. Yeah, no, I think you would. I think
you would have a hard time being in a relationship
at this age. Okay, And I don't mean that I'm
going to tell you why.
Speaker 3: I'll just be a bull.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, why not?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: There's got to be something in the path. Well, here's
it's all going to fall into place.
Speaker 2: You have been single your entire life.
Speaker 3: Pretty much pretty much, couple of years here and there.
Speaker 2: A couple of years here. So you're set your ways.
You know how you like things. You know, you don't
have a lot of demands on your time other than
the demands you put on your time. True, let someone
else start putting demands on your time after exactly there
it is right there. That's the all. If I enjoy
the time with them, of course I understand. But that's
that's not always the thing. Sometimes it's the little pain
in the ass things, you know, all of a sudden,
you just settle down, like they're some some not all women,
but some women can hear the moment your ass cheeks
hit the couch cushion and they go, I thought we
were gonna bad today and you just sat in to
watch a ballgame. You just set it. Your ass just
just kiss the cushion.
Speaker 3: I take the remote, I put it on pause. I
turn her, look around in the eyes and go what.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's how those relationships are. That's gonna go great,
that's gonna go so well, that's.
Speaker 3: Just gonna get pissed off. Leave the room. All came
back on. You had your shot. I said what I
looked at you directly. Let me know what it is.
I see if we can do this, uh huh, and
if we don't.
Speaker 2: And I think my father used to say that, I
swear to the hearing, who goes off my ass hits
the cushion.
Speaker 3: So no, I've never gone through being married, having that
significant under not even living with somebody.
Speaker 2: But you now, at this age, it may be a
welcome thing for you if you found somebody who's somebody.
Speaker 3: Go jumping into a relationship where she just moves in
or I moved in anything, I mean that would take
I think I think two years is a cushion, right,
two years for what to get to know each other
before you move in, maybe three and she's probably setting
her ways of kids and grand kid. Keep your house,
you know, you stay here, get away from that. You know,
I'm the I'm the safe spot as you used to
call it in you know, grammar school when you're playing
you know, say spot, you can't touch me, safe spot.
I'm over here. Okay, this is safe. That's what Dougie
Fresh's Place is.
Speaker 2: Oh, Dougie's Fresh Place is the safe spot.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, the good spot. Spot. We just had a
camera issue again. They can hear us but can't see us.
Speaker 2: No, they can hear Yes, they can hear us but
not see us. But we well, we'll fix you would
think after three years. No, this was a oh you
know you do this bullshit? I do you even know?
You don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like a relationship all of a sudden,
just bitching for no reason. I didn't touch anything. It's
not working. It's my fault.
Speaker 2: It is your fault. It's always your fault. That I
would love to see you in a relationship. I would
find it because I think I just well, you know
who'd really love to see you?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought of a new opening line for camera,
like everybody, Hey, it's going good. I've got a girlfriend now,
so you know what, I'm getting a out of arguments.
That's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. I
was doing pretty good. I didn't know what a bad
dresser I was until I had this girlfriend. I mean,
it's cool that you know somebody can judge you twenty
four to seven and uh huh just know all your
faults in case you forgot them yourself.
Speaker 2: Well it happens. I uh yeah that I think that's
like the old school thing. That seems old school to me,
and it's it's a control thing.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I like to think people would be better. I don't know.
I I will say that I've been uh separated for
five years, and I like, I like my life this
way and the and the further and further I go,
the less and less I want involvement with other people.
I can feel myself pulling back and pulling back because
it's just.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know how about this. And I was
at o'lachlan's the other night for a golf league meeting.
We start me first. It was a private area, not
really privately, but we had the area for ourselves. I
walk in there's five women I know three out of
the five they're having a girl's right now, Like, Hey,
what's going on? So I ended up shamperoning them and
ubering them the rest and and it worked out great.
And I got a picture of them here.
Speaker 2: And are they show it to the camera? Are they
all I don't know? Wow? Oh they got fun group.
Speaker 3: They were a fun group.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: They look like, yeah, they're all married. I think yeah, No,
I think two two are two? Or not?
Speaker 2: Alright?
Speaker 3: Well there, you haven't got any feedback if they asked
about me or not. One girl at the end of
the night, she was in the back seat. She leans up,
She goes, I just have to tell you good things
are gonna happen to you soon.
Speaker 5: I can feel it, really really, you're jumping up in
the front seat soon.
Speaker 2: Where you don't The question is where are you feeling it? Right?
It would have been better.
Speaker 3: They were going to one of the girls houses. Their
husband's brought of town having a pajama p Oh damn.
I pulled in and I'm like, you know, tell him
a bitch. Why don't you know I got a plant
tire all of a sudden. So no, I went home and.
Speaker 2: Uh, oh you jerked it. Oh you beat the you
fucking beat it out.
Speaker 5: Like illegal immigrant going back to Mexico, Black and bloom
marks all over it.
Speaker 3: I think I overloaded with so many fantasies. Yeah, talk
about the Final Four. No, they're all lovely ladies.
Speaker 2: Are you a big baseball fan in general?
Speaker 3: I used to be, but now it just takes up
too much time. There's a game every night, the ELR,
the pitching, the this. I used to sorry when the
Democratic Chronicle used to list, you know, batting averages.
Speaker 2: All the games that.
Speaker 3: I used to read that and liked it. And then
Paul O'Neill retired from the Yankees, and Geter resigned his
way out, and I'm just like, you know what, just
it's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: What about the new bats.
Speaker 3: I just saw something about that though. Either you don't
know about the bats. Yeah, they're a little thicker or
obviously shaped.
Speaker 2: There's different stories. One of the first ones was the
Yankees hired an MIT physicist to help readjust the bats.
Matt Reese said, that's not true. There was a guy
in the Yankees farm system who designed these bats. He
was a player and never really got pasted the minor leagues.
But what had been using these bats for years in
the minor leagues and they're just now kind of catching
on and the Yankees have been hitting all these home runs. Yeah,
whether or not that's cheating, I have no idea it
fits regulation. Major League Baseball said they're fine, but they
are raising eyebrows. But I go to me, it's a
it's a fantastic thing for baseball because people are talking
about baseball, because that's a sport that I feel like
has slipped in over the years the strike.
Speaker 3: I ubered a lady today from Rochester Iversity to the airport.
She was visiting her mother. She lives in Long Island.
I had my Red Wing stuff out and we're like, oh,
Opening Day, I love the Red Wings, blah blah blah.
Where Mets fans we go to two or three games
a year, And like, I can't even imagine city Cityfield,
city Field, what it would take for husband, you and
two kids. I go, that's got to be at least
a five hundred night. She goes at least Yeah, I
mean the tickets, Yeah, I mean parking Rochester Red Wings
was seven dollars. Last summer, I ubered somebody to Columbus
and parked at the hotel we were staying at. They
paid paid for room. It was still forty five dollars
to park there overnight. Hot dog beer was seven dollars
and I think it was five point fifty for hot dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why you're gonna stay single, because you
don't feel like buying that bitch of hot dog.
Speaker 3: You got so much your hot dog at home? I
fucking fed you where you get You had a Raymond noodles. No,
you gotta have a dog and a hot dog.
Speaker 2: And yes, yes or no, I don't really not that.
Speaker 3: But now looking at five fifty for a hot dog
at Rochester, you can buy a pack of hot dogs,
a pack of buns, ketchup mustard for all that. Okay,
but close to it, but it's not the same feeling.
Speaker 2: No, but go to Yankees.
Speaker 3: You're paying eleven dollars.
Speaker 2: For easily easily Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: But you're in a huge city, so your price is
gonna go up. So nobody should be bitching motum anything
about Rochester. No, the mayor was there today. Yeah, yeah,
he got booed. I was booing him. It was yeah,
it was about there was about fifteen hundred people in there.
It wasn't a big round up applause for him about that time.
Speaker 2: I'm sure not. I'm sure not. It's a it's a
very contentious time right now. You know, I don't think
people know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll go home and watch the news that.
Speaker 2: You know stuff, right, I mean, you know this, but.
Speaker 3: He didn't beg their the RPD years.
Speaker 2: Well they're saying, they say they went against the if
I'm remembering, if I'm interpreting this correctly, and I don't
know that the police in the RACHA in there in
the constitution of the city, the city constitution as a.
Speaker 3: Dangerous illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2: No I know, But what was this? What is a
sanctuary city? So we've been a sanctuary city since like
eighty six or ninety six.
Speaker 3: What is that that you can do anything you want to?
Speaker 2: It's not, it's it's one of the places that when
you have influxes of immigrants coming, where do we send them?
Where are we going to go? So certain cities have
said we'll welcome them, will help them get on their feet,
get jobs, We have English as a second language type stuff,
and all that to try to help people assimilate faster.
That I think was the purpose of those cities. And
in there now because now we've become more political, right
and so we say, you know, look.
Speaker 3: Were they breaking the law? It seems that they were
somehow or well, I don't know. I thought the immigration
police there were, Yeah, they had a call in the police.
Some's going down.
Speaker 2: I thought it was yeah, because I didn't really pay
that close attention. From what I understood, I thought it
was either the police came along and saw what was
happening and so they went to help. But I think
Ice was just taking people right. You know. Some of
it is like I couldn't do that job. I mean,
I understand we have an immigrant we need to fix
the immigration policies of this country, and you do need
to protect borders and things I got to do. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't let somebody in your house unless you knew them.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't. I couldn't be the guy to go
in and be ripping somebody out, a human being out.
You know what I'm saying, Like, I get, okay that
you sign up, maybe that's the job, but I couldn't
do it. I couldn't rip kid away from a family,
a fan, you know what I mean, kids taking kids
out of school where they're terror They did nothing but
come here because their parents. Who the fuck knows but
you know, that's why, that's why I've avoided all the
news and stuff. It's so strange.
Speaker 3: So yes, I could see where you tape it and
you watch until you get to a part that you
don't like, and then you then you no pause it
and look fast forward to sports.
Speaker 2: I feel like sometimes I really feel like if you
put if you press people, it's funny.
Speaker 3: The people that aren't breaking the laws are the ones.
You know, if you just didn't break the law, wells easier.
Speaker 2: I think everybody. I think this was just like, I mean,
you came into this country illegally right for a better life,
so you kind of sneak in and you try to
do it that is breaking the law, and so they're
gonna send you out, and uh but I don't know
what was happening and with them, I don't know why
the police and I don't feel like it, but I mean,
you understand, and I can see where people are are torn,
and then I don't know, you know, on one side, hey,
we need to protect stuff. We can't just let anybody
in and I'm sorry, these are.
Speaker 3: The rules that wave and it already came through right
and then the other president, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: The whole thing is, Uh, it's gonna get worse before
it gets better, you know what I mean? It just
is because it's bumpy. Right, there's a lot of things in.
Speaker 3: The legal Immigrants have already been walking back to where
they came from, knowing they're going to get deported. They
said that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched that part of the news. Okay, like
we're gonna get caught, We're gonna get thrown out of here. Yeah,
let's go back now.
Speaker 2: Well, right, because it's jail, it's other things. The whole
thing is is crazy. It does make you go, is
there a way the process is hard to get in
this country? Yeah, to follow the rules. Is there a
way that we can adjust it? I don't know. I
have no idea. I don't know about it. I'm not
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: There was a stand there was eighty three percent of
Mexicans work for the cartel in Mexico. Eighty three percent
of the people living in Mexico work for the cartel
some sort of capacity. It seems it was ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It seems it seems like impossible. This seems impossible, But
in some capacity, you're not all mules. I don't know. No, no,
I understand, you know what I mean. Yeah, but I
mean I I don't know. I've never seen that stat
It just seems ridiculous as they lie on the radio,
they lie on radio podcast or liars, don't you know? Well,
we'll take a moment.
Speaker 3: What oh are we done with the watching the husband
and bed sex?
Speaker 2: We don't have to be did you want the same one?
Speaker 3: I'm talking sex?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, okay, hang on, all I got I'm going
to bring up I know I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Have a flip book, pop up book.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't.
Speaker 3: Wait. What's next on your sheet over there?
Speaker 2: I I We've done nothing on my sheet? Nothing, No,
but I wanted to talk about Uh, it's April fools.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is my grandfather's birthday. Really yeah, and my
brother in laws my grandfather passed away. My dad's dead.
Oh well really my dad my grandfather is William phelpsh
My dad is David William Phelps, and I am Douglas
William Phelps. Okay, we got the DWP instead of being.
Speaker 2: So who did your who did your grandfather? Impersonally moses?
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Speaker 3: The Fabulous Thunderbirds Baby.
Speaker 2: I think Jimmy Vaughan, I've been waiting for you. Yeah,
what a name for a band of fabulous thunders Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know, I could have believed they had the greatest
hits out I have it yeah or not? I love
listening to it working out.
Speaker 2: Well, there must be a lot of dust on that
in a long time.
Speaker 3: I listened to the first five songs and then I
switched it to the first twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve Raymond's brother. I think Jimmy Bad played guitar
in this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve ray was an interesting guy because he was
he was part of David Bowie's band. If he plays
guitar and Let's Dance by David Bowie. Yeah, he was discovered.
I think Bowie found him. I was like, man, this
guy's fucking great and took him out, and Bowie was
is I think, uh underappreciated sometimes for his really musical genius,
uh in a sense, and in discovering and seeing that,
and he wanted to. I think Stevie went on tour
with him and then he's like, he brought him in
for an album and we're gonna make him part of
the band or something. He's like, I want to go
do my own thing.
Speaker 3: And so yeah, totally opposite sides of the coin.
Speaker 2: Opposite sides of the coin. Right, Let's dance if you
hear that, that whole funky guitar thing, and there is
Stevie Raymond. Let's Stevie Raybond was my first my first concert.
Speaker 3: I ever seven rack right you call him?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Blues, I think more. But yeah, he had
a couple of songs that I just loved.
Speaker 3: But he had a little lamb. Yeah, I love that one.
Speaker 2: I think he did, do him Mary had a little lamb.
I'm not remembering. I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: Yes he did? What are you laughing at you?
Speaker 5: I think I just pulled that out of the yes air,
Yes I do, I do. Uh there, I had a
little lamb. Yeah, this is this may be my favorite
right here.
Speaker 2: From Stevie Raymond. Let's see if I can get play,
you can figure out your equipment. I love this song.
Speaker 3: Sucks.
Speaker 2: Sucks, so that girl on. Uh yes, what's the name
of the website?
Speaker 3: Skip the game?
Speaker 2: Skip the game? Now?
Speaker 3: I have Blues with a little bit of rocket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big statue to him in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 3: Did they riped that one down? Okay, because that helped
a lot of the world ripping down the statues. Thank
god that.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Some people told I was told this was about him
getting sober no drinking, and somebody else said it had
a different meaning, and I can't remember what that was.
So I'll go with the alcohol one because that's what
registers with me, folks, but I love Steve Raymond. I
vaguely remember this. Mary had a little lamb.
Speaker 3: Can't you bring it up?
Speaker 2: I can probably bring it up. I didn't know if
I really felt like it because we're behind, we're in
a relation ship and we don't like each other. A
little lamb Stevie Ray.
Speaker 3: I've got another one for you, Okay after this somebody
that somebody has sent me?
Speaker 2: Oh Steve ray Vaughan in Double Trouble, that was his band.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like this rep. That's why I found. I
listen to it, man, I think I found listened to
strips up Somebody and Steve Ray so I was listening
to music sings though, doesn't he he does a couple
more seconds. Don't touch that dial, everybody, Yeah, this is
ninety seven.
Speaker 2: Mary had a little lamp.
Speaker 3: Sing, uh huh now go to Killing Floor?
Speaker 2: Oh with him? No led Zeppelin, no slash slash playing
Killing Floor by led Zeppeline did killing flour well? Killing
Floor I think is an old blues song, and they
used that.
Speaker 3: Line Brian Johnson from a C d C singing and
uh slash playing the guitar.
Speaker 2: It should be the.
Speaker 3: Almost a Blackout video at the.
Speaker 2: Beginning brown all right, here goes Steve Ray.
Speaker 3: That was some tasty stuff there. I forgot about that song.
Speaker 2: It had been a while with Steve Ray for me.
Speaker 3: My buddy sent me this one. I listened to it
once a week. So Brian Johnson is singing, oh uh,
Stephen from Aerosmith plays a harmonic in it and slashes
on my guitar. I don't know the bassis of the.
Speaker 2: Really Dixon song killing Floor. I forget who did it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'd have to look it up. I'd
have to google it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why Halan Wolf, this is why I
always referred to Led Zeppelin, and people get really mad,
and I used to have to I won't be mad.
I used to have to do something called get the
leadout at five o'clock.
Speaker 5: Hey, Rochester, we're getting a lit out three songs from
Zeppelin at the top of the.
Speaker 2: So but I I once and I got I think
I got you scolded by Yeah, because I go led
Zeppelin is the world's greatest cover band, because this song,
that whole thing, killing Floor and a you know, and
they do a great job. It snatched it improved. Do
whatever I get it, but they took some old blues lyrics.
They didn't even fucking change them. Man, they just went
out did the whole thing. And I'll tell you what
I'll yes, and I'll never ever ever be convinced that
Stairway to Heaven isn't this other band that had a
very similar song and the same kind of open and
they tried to sue And I think I don't know
if it's changed or not, but patent law, music law
was that you had to you couldn't play the music,
you had to be able to read the sheet music. Oh,
these judges are not certified in any of this stuff.
I think it's Spirit was the band that in the
late sixties. Anyway, it doesn't matter, but that that is
good stuff too. Look at you, Doug. I didn't know
you had a blue side. And that's Brian Johnson singing, Yeah,
it doesn't sound like Brian's and the yeah, this is
the ship. I love. I love this kind of music.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm a for se fan of a
certain band, but it's a song I like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow it is here.
Speaker 3: And Slash is just really bad under you So what
else you got?
Speaker 2: Because I was listening to this had listen to this
for hours. Sorry, Okay, I can get all sucked into
my ead because I'm watching a little bit. I'm watching,
but they're doing a great video of this if you
go watch it featuring Brian Johnson. But I always like Brian.
Brian Johnson heads Brian Johnson TV. Did you ever watch it? No,
it's on YouTube. And he and he also had Brian
Johnson Racing.
Speaker 3: I've heard of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well he has his own race team and he
and he races cards. But then he goes around and
he interviews rock stars about their car collections. Oh, and
it's fucking phenomenal. I think it was David Gilmore Pink Floyd.
I think it was David Gilmore. And they went and
he has like the nineteen sixty nine Ferrari Spider whatever,
like beautiful mint condition and this is like a million
dollar couple couple million dollar car probably yeah, you know,
and they take a ride in it. It was really
well done, I.
Speaker 3: Thought, honestly, the guys from Easy Top and yeah, Anthony
from Van Halen has a huge car collection too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: J I mean, you have that much money, you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Spend it on Letterman Letterman has a whole uh oh yeah, yeah,
Well you know my favorite he Dinny.
Speaker 3: He's got a lot of ice creams.
Speaker 2: You know my favorite is Jerry Seinfeld. Oh yeah, Jerry
Seinfeld just sold a Porsche for twenty five million dollars.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, yes, was it worth that much? Is because
it was?
Speaker 2: No, it was worth that much. And but he was
brilliant the way he did it. There are these car
auctions that people watch and I'm forgetting the name of
the auction, and he put it out there at like
twenty five million. But the whole deal was to not
sell it at the auction.
Speaker 3: I've seen that before.
Speaker 2: And then he found a private guy who paid maybe
a little bit more than that.
Speaker 3: For this rare and they're rare owner there and this
is a price. Yeah, and then you see if anybody
will go back up to it. And he's standing there
shaking here whether that's set up or not. Because I
have a guy and we've got to go to We've
got to go to a show is Great Lakes Classic Cars, Yeah,
Angles Goldally, and he wants us to come in. He's
got a ton down there. Well what they do with
this too, We're going to pack up the studio some Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're going to go out there. We're going
to do the show during the day. Okay, sounds it
is all right. But I think with they do is
they put it on this auction thing. Well, they don't
want anybody to be bidding or and twenty five million
is even a little high for a lot of these guys.
But those rare collectors are watching from somewhere. They know
that car at twenty five million, and they go, fuck it,
get me in touch with Terry, and then they buy
the car and they make the deal. That's it. April
Fool's Day, you brought up the Mets nineteen eighty five.
I used to get Sports Illustrated and I fell totally
for this. In nineteen eighty five it was the story
of Sid Finch. Sid Finch. They had this big thing
on the cover of Sports Illustrated, the Curious Case of
Sid Finch. He was a reclusive twenty eight year old,
was a picture Harvard pitcher. You got it, Harvard guy
drop out, trained by Buddhist monks. He could throw at
one hundred and sixty eight miles an hour. Sixty eight. Yes.
But in nineteen eighty five, I am fourteen years old.
They're no Google to verify no, so I'm going this
is great. But the article subtitle said he's a picture
part yogi, part recluse, impressively liberated from our opulent lifestyle
since deciding about yoga. And it's spelled out Happy April
Fools Day with the first letter of every word. You
remember you remember this? And I remember being so bummed
out when I found out that it was all a joke,
and my Dad's telling me and I'm going, that can't
be true. Where is this guy? He's amazing and I
remember being so pissed off. But the New York Mets
went in on the joke, was sports illustrated, They took pictures,
they allowed coaches to talk about it like it was.
It was really, really well done, and it's like a
great that may be one of the best April Fools jokes.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's all right, good, Sorry, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Did you ever get April fool? Like somebody thought? Push
it your way, snatch it back.
Speaker 3: Twelve years ago I put on the internet Motley Crue
was coming to Darien Lake and they played in Cleveland
and Vince Neil hit. It twisted, his ankle broke, his leg,
had to go to the hospital and he was supposed
to play here two days. So I made up a
associated press that Brian Johnson was going to come in
and his place at Darien Lake and put it on Facebook. Yes,
and then I went out it was getting donations from
my breast cancer bowling event. Maybe it was late September.
And about two hours later, a friend of mine calls.
He goes, dude, where where did you find this article?
Me and Eric have been looking for three hours. We're
going to the concert. I just started laughing. I go,
here it is. I go, it's just apl fools. I
was just joking. He goes, you got fucking be kidding me.
Speaker 2: Work losing got mine? So I used to one time
on the radio. I said I had an interview with
some big star.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was, and we'd believe that anyways, and.
Speaker 2: We go to music right, I was doing a music
morning show, probably one of the worst decisions I've ever
made in my career. And uh so I pretend to
leave the MIC's on, the music's playing, and I'm going
give me that number too, whatever, and they go, well,
this is the The other person goes, oh, this is
their personal cell phone. They don't you know? I just
got it from their manager or whatever. All right, so
we give it out now the phones are like nobody,
you're giving out her phone number?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is?
Speaker 3: We should have played something? Are we going to go
back out of the public.
Speaker 2: No? No, I don't want to go out in the public.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Why I have fun for what? I don't know. We'll
set people up with stuff.
Speaker 2: What do you want to go in the I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just saw something. I think I saved it. I'll
have to look up on my memories or things I saved.
But there's all kinds of fun stuff to do.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do? I just study? Doug?
You want to you're looking to get late, you're looking
to meet women through the podcast. We could do something funny,
bartender you what do you want me to do?
Speaker 5: Doug?
Speaker 2: You want me to juggle? Shoot fire out of my ass?
What do you want?
Speaker 3: I want to see that to go to the ball game?
Speaker 2: What do you want to So you would like us
to go out and do a show?
Speaker 3: Well show greatly cars, but something that.
Speaker 2: No, like an interactive thing like a meet up. I
thought you said you liked that you want to do
a meetup? Doug? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: What's a meetup?
Speaker 2: Well, like we could, uh people walking through port? You
should we have an open house here. Yeah, we welcome
people in on this specific night. Come in, get the cast,
meet everybody, hang out.
Speaker 3: Is that what you're looking I think we should be
out there asking questions from people with a microphone and
getting their responses. All right, I think it would be funny. Yeah,
for our listeners, I think it'd be great.
Speaker 2: I think No, I do. I do think it would
be great. Here's the problem, and I'm going to pull
back the curtain a little bit. Okay. The problem is
that in order to grow, you have to let other
people do this stuff, and there's nobody to do it.
Speaker 3: I'll do it, okay, Okay, sure, yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, go ahead, just have them talking to your
phone and send me the files and I'll do it.
But see the thing is like, in order to do that,
like to have somebody who's going to be just editing
podcast and so I'm going to just hotel interview. Please
do that. I would fucking love that. No, get her
to come in here, I would sit down. I would
love love to talk to somebody like that, only for
the psychology of it. Why why this so many options
in life? Why this? Because? Well because so look, you
could be only fans and be in a much safer environment, right,
you really could be, and then it's only fans, it's
you alone. I'm not saying there isn't a danger element
to someone maybe potentially stalking you or finding you or whatever.
But it's less interesting going to the gage motel and
having somebody come in your room. Yes, that's all I'm
gonna say. However, if that's what you do, why does
it like, how did it start for you? What is it?
If you have that ability to really charm people, could
you use it for something?
Speaker 3: Anything to do with it?
Speaker 2: Here's I understand, I understand, but I'm just saying, like,
but there's got to be something. Haven't you looked at somebody?
I don't know, I've never been to a hooker, but
I uh that I know of, Maybe they maybe they
were well I didn't pay anybody again that I don't
know of. Uh, but would you ever look at someone
and go There's got to be some kind of physical
attraction or is it just I just want to get
my rocks off.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, because I'm thinking, like a lot of
times for if you're in if you're to.
Speaker 3: That point of the women, the escorts, they have driven
a few Rochester Buffalo. It's in the morning. They just
had a whole night of pounding and licking. And what
they're not looking at and I'm looking at the Maryland.
Speaker 2: Jeez, you see it before and after pounding and licking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, what do you think they're doing? They're not
playing scramble.
Speaker 2: Hey, folks, welcome to the back seat. It's pounding and licking.
I'm Dougie Fresh and we're running our pounding and licking
special half off between six and seven am. But the
uh okay, pounding and licking. No, here's my thing. If
you're that, I'm gonna say, hard up, horny, and you're
a middle aged guy, I think you could go to
any establishment that's sort of in your age group, and
I'm gonna say eight times out of ten you could
probably find somebody to leave the bar with. If you
can be charming and nice and not come off real
creepy in the beginning, but real creepy I'm on that
bell curve.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I don't have any that was a don.
Speaker 2: I think that especially divorced women of a certain age.
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of women going out these days.
Speaker 2: I think you're going to the wrong place. I think so.
Speaker 3: I mean, Fairport's the land of Rochester.
Speaker 2: Fairport is that. I'll give you that.
Speaker 3: It's a new hospital, without a doubt, and it's only growing.
Speaker 2: And I think you also though have but if you
go to certain places, I think there's places. Well I
only know around here right right, but I think even
Webster has places, and there's a lot of divorced women
between thirty games, nig I'm talking about like, you can't
go there.
Speaker 3: You can't go there, Okay, can't go there.
Speaker 2: No, you know it's a bar, but that's why the
merry Wee Cobblestone on Maine, or go to what's the
place JoJo's JoJo's Webster Those bars guaranteed, I've never been.
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3: It's a big draft beer playing Okay, two K two.
Speaker 2: That's where guys are going. If you're looking, I'm telling
you JoJo's Cobblestone on Maine you'll see single women are
all of a certain age and you. Yeah, JoJo's probably
be a good spot for you, honestly, JoJo's Webster. That's right.
Speaker 3: I just need to answer you questions.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to do it what.
Speaker 3: You said.
Speaker 2: You said, you said to go you're talking about and
send it to you. I thought you were talking.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out in the public. What it'll get
bill fied out there? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: They're gonna want to be on it? Okay, all right,
go ahead. I want to seek. I want to see
how this works. I can't wait to see how this either.
This is gonna be fantastic. Ducky Fresh, yes man, he well,
doug you know what from the from your old man tendencies.
This one's a new one. It's backing you up in
the age.
Speaker 3: Girl. If you like Dougie sound, No, you like the
tunky Mammoths?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Do you like devil Leggs? Yes?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah? One? O? Three? He looks at me?
Speaker 3: Do you like me? I can't with you?
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, don't tell them it's vilified. Well, and
of course I know what I thought. You were going
out to pick up women.
Speaker 3: I'm not picking when I want to talk with women
to get their conversations on the show.
Speaker 2: They are fun. Okay, go on the public pilified.
Speaker 3: Yes, share this on your Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm in whatever you want to do, that's fine.
Speaker 5: I know, handling upstream, he's not paddling upstre you know what,
Moses made it go over it.
Speaker 2: I don't have the time always to do this. I'm
in the middle of trying to close a huge deal.
I got a fifteen year old. I'm trying. It's just
it's a lost did it you know?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the burning Bush. Hey no, I was saying
that you're on the basin.
Speaker 2: That's why you like the Ten Commandments. Now I understand
you can relate. You can relate Slash and burner Bush.
From Opening Day star Doug Fel. You can see him
on the ABC affiliate thirteen wham, not once.
Speaker 3: Twice twice, but mention three times.
Speaker 2: Wait you see your face?
Speaker 3: Five, five, thirty six, oh no, no, no, no, and eleven.
Speaker 2: It's one package. In this one package, you will see
Doug's face twice, but Doug gets shout outs several times
at the end thanks to the Sports Reporter tape. Yes, Yes,
I think that's great. I'm Bill Moran. Will see you tomorrow.