WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:02.879 What's this comfort and filled with it? Isn't filled with down? 2 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:03.200 Is it? 3 00:00:03.359 --> 00:00:06.080 I don't know, dude. It's sure he's quiet up here 4 00:00:06.080 --> 00:00:08.400 in the mountains. It's dry, dude, you have a emmidifier, 5 00:00:08.560 --> 00:00:11.759 I don't think so. Can you take my stupid glasses 6 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:13.759 and put them on the night stand. Make sure they're 7 00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:15.880 close by, because that fish upset my stomach and I 8 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:17.160 might need them if I have to go to the 9 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:23.960 bathroom later on. Okay, kick eh. 10 00:00:24.039 --> 00:00:26.079 Welcome to Going Down the South, part of the podcast 11 00:00:26.079 --> 00:00:28.320 where we always have ourselves a time, and this week 12 00:00:28.320 --> 00:00:31.000 we're here to review an episode that once it started 13 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:33.439 we went, oh shit, it's this one. It's the entity. 14 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:36.119 I'm down. Oh, and I'm guy very happy to be here. 15 00:00:36.159 --> 00:00:38.280 I got to tell you the entire podcast, he's going 16 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:39.119 to be doing that voice. 17 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:42.159 That's correct, doing it entirely in his voice. No, no, 18 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:44.679 it won't. I won't subjected to that. Although there are 19 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:47.359 going to be many lapses into cousin Kyle voice because 20 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:49.920 Cousin Kyle is the greatest. 21 00:00:50.159 --> 00:00:52.520 It's so I told this is the thing, and maybe 22 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:54.479 so sad because I'm watching this and I have to 23 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:56.359 pause it. In the first five minutes probably pause it 24 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:58.920 three or four times. So I was just dying, dying 25 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:01.119 of laughter, and Nicola rocks up from dropping off the 26 00:01:01.159 --> 00:01:03.000 kids at school, and I said, you've got to check 27 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.319 this out, Nickel, because she's not huge. 28 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:04.719 On South Park. 29 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:07.319 But I put Nicoler into the category of people who 30 00:01:07.359 --> 00:01:09.280 have seen the worst bits of South Park and just 31 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:11.599 based their entire opinion of the show on that. Right, 32 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:14.959 the most crudest shit I'll put Cousin Kyle on. I 33 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:17.519 shouldn't really laughed, I thought, I think we're going to 34 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:17.760 make it. 35 00:01:17.799 --> 00:01:21.000 Bay. If you can't watch Cousin Kyle and not laugh, 36 00:01:21.239 --> 00:01:23.959 then what's wrong with you? Sometimes? Nikola, I feel like 37 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:25.239 you and I are very different people. 38 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:29.280 But she's been home to Bacon, so that's all that matters. 39 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:31.079 That I'm sick there talking about south Park. She's actually 40 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:34.519 making money. But Cousin Kyle appears in this episode for 41 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:37.400 the first time, and boy, what a debut it is. 42 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:41.519 So they've debuted Jimmy Timmy was last season, Jimmy this season, 43 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.680 and Cousin Kyle. That's the ballpark if you ask, men's. 44 00:01:45.519 --> 00:01:48.359 Trafficking in some stereotypes, certainly, but in a very very 45 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:51.719 humorous and not offensive way I would say. I mean, 46 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:54.519 I think that's something that that South Park and you 47 00:01:54.519 --> 00:01:56.719 Look the best comedy does very well is it will 48 00:01:56.760 --> 00:01:59.040 introduce characters like this that you automateally think, oh, they're 49 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:00.640 going to be a punching bag, they're going to be 50 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:02.519 a stereotype, they're going to be there simply to poke 51 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:04.439 fun at, and invariably they do a bit of a 52 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.680 jiu jitsu flip and you realize, you know what, I 53 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:08.960 don't really like you guys. 54 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:11.520 That's what I thought. The best bit about the Kyle 55 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:14.120 character was that that you know, he's oblivious to his 56 00:02:14.199 --> 00:02:16.439 complaints and how much of a nerd, how much of 57 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:18.639 a dork he is, and you think that he's oblivious 58 00:02:18.639 --> 00:02:20.759 to what everyone thinks of him. And then at the 59 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:22.280 end of the fact that he gets to get in the 60 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:23.759 jab and he's no longer going to be the punching 61 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:26.039 bag and he's rich, just like, ah shit, we're the 62 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:28.000 douchebag in the entire time, and we left you with nothing. 63 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:29.319 He's now rich and he doesn't give a shit. 64 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:30.960 Well that's the thing I mean. If Kyle or Stan 65 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:34.840 or someone who maybe not Cartman went to do they say, 66 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:37.680 where he actually is from Do they say Connecticut? 67 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:39.120 That's what I put on the bus that's sending him home. 68 00:02:39.639 --> 00:02:41.240 Oh, I just thought they were sending him back. I 69 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:44.199 just thought he was from the East Coast, not necessarily Connectic, 70 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:45.159 which is on the East Coast. 71 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:47.439 Maybe I'm just making it up in my mind. I'm 72 00:02:47.439 --> 00:02:49.000 pretty sure he's from Connecticut. 73 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:49.639 But I know that they put him on the bus 74 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:50.159 to Connecticut. 75 00:02:50.199 --> 00:02:53.240 Yeah, but because he arrives from flight through three nine 76 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:54.919 from Connecticut, that's one more trivia questions going. 77 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:59.879 That was all part of my very clever plan. Yeah, 78 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:02.639 what I was just doing like this, But no, no, no, 79 00:03:02.719 --> 00:03:05.479 I was sorting some shit out. Yeah, Kyle was Stan 80 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:08.039 ended up in Connecticut or whatever. Yeah, I would probably 81 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:11.360 feel just as out of place, probably have just as 82 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:14.560 much fun poked at him. But as they're saying, you 83 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:18.879 guys are just sort of redneck jerks. Yeah, just horrible people. 84 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:22.319 And it's true. So they did here with cousin Kyle 85 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:23.840 what they did with the Thompsons last week, because we're 86 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:25.719 discussing on last week's How To Eat with Your Butt 87 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:28.439 that if the Thompsons didn't get to find their son 88 00:03:28.479 --> 00:03:30.680 at the end, you'd be like this is just deporable, right, 89 00:03:30.919 --> 00:03:34.199 such nice people. Cousin Kyle here, this is the first 90 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:36.639 time I've seen him, would necessarily call him a nice guy. 91 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:38.120 You can tell he's got a bit of sas to him, 92 00:03:38.159 --> 00:03:41.840 but he seems somewhat innocent. So by the end you 93 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:43.960 kind of wish I hope he gets something, you know, 94 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:45.719 I hope you sort of you know, he can fight 95 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:47.520 back in some way. You've always people who are bullying him, 96 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:49.439 and he does just that. So they train and Matt 97 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:51.319 know exactly. You know, you can put down a guy, 98 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:52.599 but by the end of it, he usually gets the 99 00:03:52.639 --> 00:03:54.840 upper hand. The tray mat are also very clever and 100 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:59.240 that they make the guy not dislikable, but they recognize 101 00:03:59.639 --> 00:04:03.280 Jesus Us any this person would push any one of 102 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:06.159 their limits. I mean, you've had to share a room 103 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:09.479 or a long car trip with someone who's be through 104 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:15.840 your damn mouth or finds issue with just about anything, 105 00:04:15.879 --> 00:04:18.920 whether it's the temperature or this food is going to 106 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:23.000 give me guess or something like that. Yeah, they're very clever, 107 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:27.240 and they don't make him just a complete punching bag 108 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:30.040 for no reason. I mean, there are reasons why you 109 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:33.199 would either dislike this guy or be irritated by them. 110 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:36.120 But at the same time, that voice just sort of 111 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:39.759 conquers everything because always said a funny voice just goes 112 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:42.560 goes the distance makes it makes anything better. 113 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:46.120 I mentioned recently that I'm a I despise when people 114 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:49.279 eat loudly, So like we were talking in this episode, 115 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:51.920 it's breathing loudly. People who eat loudly, not the ones 116 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:54.519 that just lick their fingers and whatnot. You think, what 117 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:55.079 are you doing? 118 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:58.040 This is why we haven't gone out for dinner, because 119 00:04:58.199 --> 00:04:58.839 that's me. 120 00:04:58.959 --> 00:05:00.680 I've watched this guy eat it work and I went 121 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:04.480 never again after he'd taken a forty five minute break 122 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:06.920 before his line's break to go get into kebbab. He 123 00:05:07.279 --> 00:05:08.600 worked the system out, folks. 124 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:12.560 Some people are celebrated for gaming the system. That's me. 125 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:16.120 I applauded you. I thought this motherfucker. 126 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:20.439 Also anonymously dubbed in, which is why I don't work. 127 00:05:21.639 --> 00:05:24.519 No one day. Where's guy and the bosses? Like I 128 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:27.040 was in the warehouse? Now, oh ship, I. 129 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:35.480 Guess he's in the warehouse. What I was doing? Well, 130 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:37.319 I mean, it's not just a cousin carlon. 131 00:05:37.079 --> 00:05:39.759 No, it's gonna say we haven't got to thet it. 132 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:42.000 It's not a horror parody. No, it's apparently this was 133 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:45.920 a take on When they were announcing the Segua and 134 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:47.800 the lead up to it, it was known as in the 135 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:50.959 in the planning status was, it was known as it 136 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:53.480 project it, and that's in the segway. 137 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:54.240 I was. 138 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:56.600 I wasn't around. I was around, I wasn't old enough 139 00:05:56.639 --> 00:06:01.279 to appreciate the announcement, the debut, the unveiling of this segway. 140 00:06:01.279 --> 00:06:03.120 Can you remember when the segway first became a thing. 141 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:06.279 I remember sort of hearing about it and thinking, was it. 142 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:07.160 Where in the future? 143 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:09.720 No, No, I certainly didn't think so. I was like, 144 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:12.160 I think I'll stick with a car or a bicycle 145 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:14.240 or something like that. Maybe that just makes it makes 146 00:06:14.279 --> 00:06:17.439 me horribly horribly old fashioned, unwilling to embrace the future. 147 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:18.519 But I look at the segway and I was like, 148 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:21.199 this just looks dangerous. 149 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:23.600 But to me, I thought it just looks unsafe. I 150 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:26.560 rode a segway and I was running around a wine 151 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:29.000 field right no traffic around. I still felt like I 152 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:30.959 was in danger. If I fall of this thinge on 153 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:32.759 a land of grass. I still feel like I'm unsafe. 154 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:36.160 It had that feeling like if there's a pebble on 155 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:39.199 the on the road or something, it's gonna I'm just 156 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:40.560 gonna fall over the land flat on. 157 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:42.319 My face, you know, when Bart's riding the scape, the 158 00:06:42.439 --> 00:06:43.959 land flat on my face and the white there. You know, 159 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:45.920 whe Bar's riding the skateboard down the hill and I 160 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:47.519 think he like lands on like an ant carry an 161 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:49.839 acorn or something like the little slightest thing. Boom boom. 162 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:52.040 That's what it feels like running a segway. Well, I 163 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:53.439 was just panicked the entire time. 164 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:57.439 Well, is the segway really a thing in the Year 165 00:06:57.439 --> 00:06:59.240 of Our Lord twenty twenty four? Not? Really? 166 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:01.680 Don't see anyone id and segways around casually. Do you 167 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:05.399 know you see a lot of people on scooters though, Yeah, scooters, Yeah, scooters. 168 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:08.959 They seem to become Oh dear god, I stirred myself say, 169 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:13.360 the scooters are apparently big, apparently very popular with the youth. 170 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:17.600 The scooters abandoned in the streets of geolng here and there. 171 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:19.399 Well that's but do you remember when they had the 172 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:22.600 razor scooters, the ones that you could sort of fold 173 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:25.480 up and you could carry them like a little briefcase. 174 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:26.920 And I actually have no over recollection of it at all. 175 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:30.680 Really. Yeah, that was a thing for about fifteen minutes, 176 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:32.399 and you would. 177 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:34.639 Maybe I was sleeping, I don't know, Yeah, you were forgot. 178 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:36.000 When there's what this may have been late nineties or 179 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:37.480 early two thousands. 180 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:39.120 Okay, that would have been about twelve. 181 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:41.439 Yeah, but it was not not an e scooter. It 182 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:44.600 was like an actual like a kid's scooter. But it 183 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:48.079 was you know, rebranded for generation X or whatever it was. 184 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:51.000 You know those those Volkswagons are like you know, the 185 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:53.360 modern Volkswagon, Remember though. 186 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:56.720 I what the had a tweeters? Do you remember this? 187 00:07:56.839 --> 00:07:58.639 Yeah, but I'm talking about when you were alive. 188 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:02.040 Yeah, can you remember ship from when you were five? 189 00:08:02.759 --> 00:08:06.920 Absolutely? Let me tell you how the time? Oh no, no, no, no, 190 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:07.800 that's a repress memory. 191 00:08:08.120 --> 00:08:12.920 Um. So, what's called The brand was Razor and it 192 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:15.319 was a scooter that you could sort of fold and 193 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:19.160 carry and you would see like business people get off 194 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:21.240 the train get onto their scooter like I'm. 195 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:24.079 Scooting to work. It's wow, I'm saving so much time 196 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:27.920 it sounds and getting it ridiculous. Well, it didn't last 197 00:08:27.959 --> 00:08:30.680 very long until until they came back with the they 198 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:32.200 put an engine in it, you know, and take an 199 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:33.360 existing thing put a clock in it. 200 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:35.360 I just think a folded up scowter look at me 201 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:38.240 and carry around my scooter. I mean it seems practical, 202 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:39.879 but I just don't think I would ever do it. 203 00:08:40.879 --> 00:08:42.879 But the thing I'm gonna I will say this though, 204 00:08:42.960 --> 00:08:45.320 the thing about scooters, because the kids have scooters right, 205 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:48.840 finding a place to store them is fucking annoying because 206 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:52.399 you can't fold them up. I guess I suppose you could. 207 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:55.039 Maybe you can these kids, I think you can, but 208 00:08:55.399 --> 00:08:57.960 they don't stand up. They stand up by themselves very well. 209 00:08:58.200 --> 00:08:59.960 When you lean them against the wall, they usually slide, 210 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:01.759 they fall over. It's pay in the hour, so maybe 211 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:04.279 they maybe it was a good idea, brings it was 212 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:06.720 just ahead of its time. Yeah, yeah, but Segway not 213 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:09.200 a huge no. 214 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:12.759 No, I think they're a novelty. Now they're gathering dust somewhere. Yeah. 215 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:14.159 Did you ever consider buying one? 216 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:18.879 Absolutely not. Probably too expensive and I just thought wholly impractical. 217 00:09:18.960 --> 00:09:20.799 Would you buy one if you had to have something 218 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:22.679 certainty anus and you have to suck it off and 219 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:24.360 pull things off at the same time to get to. 220 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:27.120 Go, Well, I'd probably pay them. 221 00:09:27.240 --> 00:09:31.480 It'd beat flying. Yes, I think that the whole purpose 222 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:34.080 of this that wasn't necessarily beating flying. It was beating 223 00:09:34.159 --> 00:09:36.360 the process of having to get onto the plane, wasn't it. 224 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:39.200 I think there was a lot of dissatisfaction with the 225 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:40.720 airlines anyway, in terms of like because the. 226 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:43.240 List stills relevant now because post COVID that was at Quantus. 227 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:44.919 They had to bail out the Australian government because I 228 00:09:44.960 --> 00:09:45.840 was going out of business. 229 00:09:45.879 --> 00:09:49.399 Oh, Quantus was just an absolute lesson in how not 230 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:52.000 to run an airline. Yeah, because it was Quantus of 231 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:54.279 a nationalized mean it was Quantus, the national airline. It 232 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:56.000 was or was always a private business. 233 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:57.919 I have no idea. I know it's just noticed the 234 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:02.559 Australian flight like airline. But for a while was answered Australia, remember, 235 00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:03.200 answered Australia. 236 00:10:03.240 --> 00:10:03.960 That's right. Yeah. 237 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:05.120 I went to Administrationia that. 238 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:08.159 Whole too big to fail thing, and yeah, well, you know, 239 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:09.840 if we go out of business, a whole lot of 240 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:11.840 innocent people are going to lose their jobs and all that. 241 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:14.840 So you know, maybe taxpayers. 242 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:16.159 It's a little bit, and then people lost their jobs, 243 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:18.960 and then people as their jobs. Anyway, yeah, I watched 244 00:10:19.000 --> 00:10:22.679 this going This happened like three years ago at Australia. 245 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:24.840 This came out in two thousand and one. Yeah. 246 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:28.080 Having said that, I am not long back from an 247 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:31.159 overseas holiday the Lovely Olies and I jetted off to 248 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:33.159 Balley for a week just to lie in the sun 249 00:10:33.320 --> 00:10:36.840 or as in my case, in the shade, and very 250 00:10:36.879 --> 00:10:40.000 pleasantly surprised. You know, we got to Melbourne Airport. A 251 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:43.519 lot of it's electronic now, I mean, you're not dealing 252 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:46.799 with the pesky human beings so much. It was very streamlined, 253 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:50.759 very very enjoyable experience. The flight, Well, it's funny. And 254 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:53.399 then you look at say, pictures from like the nineteen 255 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:57.080 sixties or seventies, and honestly, boarding a plane looks like 256 00:10:57.080 --> 00:10:58.840 you're going to the Playboy Club or something with the 257 00:10:58.840 --> 00:11:02.000 Playboy mansion. That's right. I'm been joying a martini a 258 00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:07.360 thirty thousand feet fantastic and well, but now it's just 259 00:11:07.399 --> 00:11:11.600 like a bus six hours, you know. I mean I 260 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:14.039 was squashed up next to Louise, which was lovely. It's 261 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:15.440 a very nice way to spend six hours. 262 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:16.879 Was it a case of back then that was so 263 00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:18.480 expensive to fight that only the rich flew. 264 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:20.879 Anyway, Well, there was a reason there was the term 265 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:25.159 the jet set. Okay, yeah, it's been democratized. 266 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:25.399 You know. 267 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:26.759 I didn't get on a plane for the first time 268 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:30.200 until I was about so I just met Yeah, I 269 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:31.639 would have been about twenty. 270 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:34.919 Okay, is this when your friends like bundled you onto 271 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:35.919 a plane and said. 272 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:38.840 Just you play hide and seek? No where did you 273 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:40.840 go on your plane? Base went to meet Nicholas family? 274 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:41.440 Oh of course. 275 00:11:41.639 --> 00:11:43.559 Yeah. Actually I tell her why. I did a domestic 276 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:46.240 flight in Australia, which is like three hours, which isn't 277 00:11:46.240 --> 00:11:47.519 a real proper plane flight. 278 00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:49.600 It's a proper flight if you're in the air. 279 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.919 Yeah, I guess. But this was a thirty hour trip 280 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:55.720 by myself. Okay, pretty scared. 281 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:57.600 Understandably so. 282 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:00.600 But anyway, So I really enjoyed the has an aspect 283 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:03.320 of here and how basically the only reason he failed 284 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:05.360 was because the government was bailing out the airline once again. 285 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:09.080 Oh yes, absolutely well, and also that he turned his 286 00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:12.360 transportation device into an ungodly sex machine. 287 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:14.440 But then they realized you didn't have to. It would 288 00:12:14.480 --> 00:12:16.440 have been an even bigger success. I did love them 289 00:12:17.039 --> 00:12:20.360 these buttons here, well, yeah, but why would you use 290 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:29.559 that one of your favorite moments from this episode. 291 00:12:29.799 --> 00:12:32.200 My first line in my in my notes is yay 292 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:35.759 cousin Kyle, very happy to see cousin color. What is 293 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:38.559 his first Does he say I'm back or hello everybody? 294 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:41.000 Well, I don't know that's his work first words, but 295 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:42.960 he does say at one point I'm bad in the 296 00:12:43.759 --> 00:12:45.440 bedroom stands like I'm getting out of here. 297 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:47.799 Yes, So I'm very happy to see cousin Carl. I'm 298 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:52.039 very just happy to the first time he says I'm 299 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:56.039 afraid of can't he gives me guess, just a stretching 300 00:12:56.039 --> 00:12:58.399 out of guess. I love that. 301 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:03.240 Other of these complains about the air so dry you 302 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:08.080 got a humid. I really loved cartment meeting Kyle for 303 00:13:08.120 --> 00:13:11.679 the first time, and he says something about either where'd 304 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:13.240 you get is a boss goes or something? Another one 305 00:13:13.279 --> 00:13:14.000 or tuld be questioning? 306 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:16.799 Probably one of mine as well. 307 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:18.960 I want to see basket was a rip off. 308 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:22.320 He's like, oh man, you know he's got his work out. 309 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:25.559 Then the backpedaling he does later with a concentration game 310 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:28.679 gag I thought was marvelous. But my other favorite mum 311 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:33.279 is involved it and two varying reactions to it, because 312 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:35.440 you know, Grandma comes in, it's. 313 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:38.000 Like, hm, she was all for it. Yeah, sign me up, 314 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:40.279 sign me up. Can I come to except when? But 315 00:13:40.320 --> 00:13:44.200 you're so caught You've got the miniature version of it. 316 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:46.600 I'm trying to put the baby. Oh. I saw that 317 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:48.440 and I was like, oh, thank god. They stopped. 318 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:50.759 They stopped, and they knew it delivered the imagination. They 319 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:51.840 stopped in the right, just the right. 320 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:56.120 There's a deleted scene out there somewhere. They went, we 321 00:13:56.159 --> 00:13:57.399 really can't put this on television. 322 00:13:57.519 --> 00:13:59.799 We cannot. But you know they talked about it in 323 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:02.159 the Oh, we love to do this. 324 00:14:02.679 --> 00:14:05.159 I reckon, Trey wanted it, and Matt probably went, I 325 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:06.919 feel like trays that the idea is, we're going to 326 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:10.840 do this. Matt's like the one that goes Trey. Let's 327 00:14:10.879 --> 00:14:12.759 pull back on the rains a little bit here about goods. 328 00:14:12.799 --> 00:14:14.639 Money mate, if if we do on TV, you might 329 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:18.320 get any more of it. So I really like money. 330 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:22.879 Now I'm feeling very calm. Those were my favorite momes. 331 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:23.799 What was some of your. 332 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:26.679 Oh, well, I've just got so can't been meeting Kyle 333 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:28.240 for the first time. You touched on there the baby. 334 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:30.000 I thought was a great little sort of like reveal, 335 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:32.600 I don't reveal pullback, and then I really loved that 336 00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:39.679 at the end, just Garrison's airline, motherfuckers. Garrison top three 337 00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:41.399 characters for me, so great. 338 00:14:41.639 --> 00:14:45.519 I perhaps did not know. Maybe I am not all 339 00:14:45.600 --> 00:14:48.279 that sharp with the observation. Maybe I just don't pay attention. 340 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:50.919 But Herbert, Yeah, I think this is the first time 341 00:14:51.039 --> 00:14:53.399 that we discovered that his first name was Herbert. 342 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:53.720 Maybe. 343 00:14:53.919 --> 00:14:55.799 I mean, I could be wrong, but it sort of 344 00:14:55.799 --> 00:14:57.559 caught me off guard as well, are we wrong? 345 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.399 Let us know? That's okay. 346 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:05.960 Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia questions. 347 00:15:06.039 --> 00:15:08.000 Question was spoiled. I said, what flight was it to Connecticut? 348 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:08.919 You can you remember? 349 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:09.559 No? 350 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:11.519 Oh, there we go? What flight was it from Connecticut? 351 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:12.080 I don't know? 352 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:12.919 Two three nine? 353 00:15:12.919 --> 00:15:18.720 Thank you very much. What are Garrison's academic qualifications? 354 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:19.120 Something? 355 00:15:19.159 --> 00:15:19.240 In? 356 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:21.519 No? 357 00:15:21.679 --> 00:15:24.399 What is it? He has a master's and mechanical engineering. 358 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:26.279 As an engineering of some kind from the Denver Community College, 359 00:15:26.320 --> 00:15:28.519 Devin Hark just Community College. My next question is who 360 00:15:28.519 --> 00:15:30.440 does Kyle have a post arrive on his wall? 361 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:32.120 Oh? 362 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:36.879 Oh Einstein is it? Yeah? 363 00:15:36.879 --> 00:15:39.000 I've gotta stop doing that. I'll stop doing that. I 364 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:46.559 won't stop doing that. We mentioned Bosco's before was nine 365 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:47.200 ninety five. 366 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:49.759 Well, I've got ninety nine set in the subtitles of 367 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:50.159 the show. 368 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:51.720 Okay, Well that's probably correct. 369 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:54.519 Okay. And my final question here for you is how 370 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:56.159 much did it cost to bail out the airline in 371 00:15:56.159 --> 00:15:59.240 the first place? It was a three billion dollars Oh no, 372 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:01.120 times out by five fifteen billion. 373 00:16:00.840 --> 00:16:04.399 Fifteen billion dollars. Okay, Then I have two questions for you. 374 00:16:04.639 --> 00:16:06.440 Shall I just pick one or go for it? 375 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:06.720 Give me? 376 00:16:07.360 --> 00:16:11.159 Kyle offers Carpan forty dollars. Cousin Carl says, you should 377 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:13.799 have started with what twelve fifty twelve fifty, should have 378 00:16:13.840 --> 00:16:15.000 started with the low bomb. Yes. 379 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:18.159 Also, I thought in that moment there that Kyle was 380 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:19.679 going to we'll discuss it in the episode. We can 381 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:20.279 continue to trip. 382 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:23.279 Yeah, that's it's not man, Why were. 383 00:16:23.159 --> 00:16:26.639 You annoyed by that? Like he's actually making sense here? Yeah, anyway, 384 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:27.480 we'll talk about that. 385 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:32.720 Yeah, what is its fuel usage? How many miles. 386 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:34.480 Does it get to be gallant? No idea, I didn't 387 00:16:34.519 --> 00:16:37.080 hear that bit. Three hundred miles per gallon, which is. 388 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:39.799 How many kilometers one point six miles of no idea. 389 00:16:39.799 --> 00:16:43.279 Americans sort it out? Join the rest of us? Ye were? 390 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:46.240 Do you know metric system? All right? 391 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:49.879 So the original air of the Entity was November twenty first, 392 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:53.159 two thousand and one, Written and directed by Trey Parker. 393 00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:57.039 The episode Shock. The episode kicks off at the airport 394 00:16:57.120 --> 00:17:00.600 and they're waiting for cousin Kyle to arrive. Before that though, 395 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:02.759 it's Garrison and he's in mine at the airport. He's 396 00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:03.279 pissed off. 397 00:17:04.039 --> 00:17:07.920 Jesus Christ. These lines were ridiculous. I'm gonna miss my flight. 398 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:11.160 Excuse me, there's two other security checkpoints. Why can't you 399 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:11.960 open those two? 400 00:17:12.519 --> 00:17:16.000 I don't know nothing, but you work for the God 401 00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:16.640