Speaker 1: What's this comfort and filled with it? Isn't filled with down?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. It's sure he's quiet up here
Speaker 1: in the mountains. It's dry, dude, you have a emmidifier,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Can you take my stupid glasses
Speaker 1: and put them on the night stand. Make sure they're
Speaker 1: close by, because that fish upset my stomach and I
Speaker 1: might need them if I have to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom later on. Okay, kick eh.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Going Down the South, part of the podcast
Speaker 2: where we always have ourselves a time, and this week
Speaker 2: we're here to review an episode that once it started
Speaker 2: we went, oh shit, it's this one. It's the entity.
Speaker 3: I'm down. Oh, and I'm guy very happy to be here.
Speaker 2: I got to tell you the entire podcast, he's going
Speaker 2: to be doing that voice.
Speaker 3: That's correct, doing it entirely in his voice. No, no,
Speaker 3: it won't. I won't subjected to that. Although there are
Speaker 3: going to be many lapses into cousin Kyle voice because
Speaker 3: Cousin Kyle is the greatest.
Speaker 2: It's so I told this is the thing, and maybe
Speaker 2: so sad because I'm watching this and I have to
Speaker 2: pause it. In the first five minutes probably pause it
Speaker 2: three or four times. So I was just dying, dying
Speaker 2: of laughter, and Nicola rocks up from dropping off the
Speaker 2: kids at school, and I said, you've got to check
Speaker 2: this out, Nickel, because she's not huge.
Speaker 3: On South Park.
Speaker 2: But I put Nicoler into the category of people who
Speaker 2: have seen the worst bits of South Park and just
Speaker 2: based their entire opinion of the show on that. Right,
Speaker 2: the most crudest shit I'll put Cousin Kyle on. I
Speaker 2: shouldn't really laughed, I thought, I think we're going to
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 3: Bay. If you can't watch Cousin Kyle and not laugh,
Speaker 3: then what's wrong with you? Sometimes? Nikola, I feel like
Speaker 3: you and I are very different people.
Speaker 2: But she's been home to Bacon, so that's all that matters.
Speaker 2: That I'm sick there talking about south Park. She's actually
Speaker 2: making money. But Cousin Kyle appears in this episode for
Speaker 2: the first time, and boy, what a debut it is.
Speaker 2: So they've debuted Jimmy Timmy was last season, Jimmy this season,
Speaker 2: and Cousin Kyle. That's the ballpark if you ask, men's.
Speaker 3: Trafficking in some stereotypes, certainly, but in a very very
Speaker 3: humorous and not offensive way I would say. I mean,
Speaker 3: I think that's something that that South Park and you
Speaker 3: Look the best comedy does very well is it will
Speaker 3: introduce characters like this that you automateally think, oh, they're
Speaker 3: going to be a punching bag, they're going to be
Speaker 3: a stereotype, they're going to be there simply to poke
Speaker 3: fun at, and invariably they do a bit of a
Speaker 3: jiu jitsu flip and you realize, you know what, I
Speaker 3: don't really like you guys.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. The best bit about the Kyle
Speaker 2: character was that that you know, he's oblivious to his
Speaker 2: complaints and how much of a nerd, how much of
Speaker 2: a dork he is, and you think that he's oblivious
Speaker 2: to what everyone thinks of him. And then at the
Speaker 2: end of the fact that he gets to get in the
Speaker 2: jab and he's no longer going to be the punching
Speaker 2: bag and he's rich, just like, ah shit, we're the
Speaker 2: douchebag in the entire time, and we left you with nothing.
Speaker 2: He's now rich and he doesn't give a shit.
Speaker 3: Well that's the thing I mean. If Kyle or Stan
Speaker 3: or someone who maybe not Cartman went to do they say,
Speaker 3: where he actually is from Do they say Connecticut?
Speaker 2: That's what I put on the bus that's sending him home.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just thought they were sending him back. I
Speaker 3: just thought he was from the East Coast, not necessarily Connectic,
Speaker 3: which is on the East Coast.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just making it up in my mind. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure he's from Connecticut.
Speaker 3: But I know that they put him on the bus
Speaker 3: to Connecticut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but because he arrives from flight through three nine
Speaker 2: from Connecticut, that's one more trivia questions going.
Speaker 3: That was all part of my very clever plan. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what I was just doing like this, But no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I was sorting some shit out. Yeah, Kyle was Stan
Speaker 3: ended up in Connecticut or whatever. Yeah, I would probably
Speaker 3: feel just as out of place, probably have just as
Speaker 3: much fun poked at him. But as they're saying, you
Speaker 3: guys are just sort of redneck jerks. Yeah, just horrible people.
Speaker 3: And it's true. So they did here with cousin Kyle
Speaker 3: what they did with the Thompsons last week, because we're
Speaker 3: discussing on last week's How To Eat with Your Butt
Speaker 3: that if the Thompsons didn't get to find their son
Speaker 3: at the end, you'd be like this is just deporable, right,
Speaker 3: such nice people. Cousin Kyle here, this is the first
Speaker 3: time I've seen him, would necessarily call him a nice guy.
Speaker 3: You can tell he's got a bit of sas to him,
Speaker 3: but he seems somewhat innocent. So by the end you
Speaker 3: kind of wish I hope he gets something, you know,
Speaker 3: I hope you sort of you know, he can fight
Speaker 3: back in some way. You've always people who are bullying him,
Speaker 3: and he does just that. So they train and Matt
Speaker 3: know exactly. You know, you can put down a guy,
Speaker 3: but by the end of it, he usually gets the
Speaker 3: upper hand. The tray mat are also very clever and
Speaker 3: that they make the guy not dislikable, but they recognize
Speaker 3: Jesus Us any this person would push any one of
Speaker 3: their limits. I mean, you've had to share a room
Speaker 3: or a long car trip with someone who's be through
Speaker 3: your damn mouth or finds issue with just about anything,
Speaker 3: whether it's the temperature or this food is going to
Speaker 3: give me guess or something like that. Yeah, they're very clever,
Speaker 3: and they don't make him just a complete punching bag
Speaker 3: for no reason. I mean, there are reasons why you
Speaker 3: would either dislike this guy or be irritated by them.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, that voice just sort of
Speaker 3: conquers everything because always said a funny voice just goes
Speaker 3: goes the distance makes it makes anything better.
Speaker 2: I mentioned recently that I'm a I despise when people
Speaker 2: eat loudly, So like we were talking in this episode,
Speaker 2: it's breathing loudly. People who eat loudly, not the ones
Speaker 2: that just lick their fingers and whatnot. You think, what
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 3: This is why we haven't gone out for dinner, because
Speaker 3: that's me.
Speaker 2: I've watched this guy eat it work and I went
Speaker 2: never again after he'd taken a forty five minute break
Speaker 2: before his line's break to go get into kebbab. He
Speaker 2: worked the system out, folks.
Speaker 3: Some people are celebrated for gaming the system. That's me.
Speaker 2: I applauded you. I thought this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Also anonymously dubbed in, which is why I don't work.
Speaker 2: No one day. Where's guy and the bosses? Like I
Speaker 2: was in the warehouse? Now, oh ship, I.
Speaker 3: Guess he's in the warehouse. What I was doing? Well,
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not just a cousin carlon.
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna say we haven't got to thet it.
Speaker 2: It's not a horror parody. No, it's apparently this was
Speaker 2: a take on When they were announcing the Segua and
Speaker 2: the lead up to it, it was known as in the
Speaker 2: in the planning status was, it was known as it
Speaker 2: project it, and that's in the segway.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I wasn't around. I was around, I wasn't old enough
Speaker 2: to appreciate the announcement, the debut, the unveiling of this segway.
Speaker 2: Can you remember when the segway first became a thing.
Speaker 3: I remember sort of hearing about it and thinking, was it.
Speaker 2: Where in the future?
Speaker 3: No, No, I certainly didn't think so. I was like,
Speaker 3: I think I'll stick with a car or a bicycle
Speaker 3: or something like that. Maybe that just makes it makes
Speaker 3: me horribly horribly old fashioned, unwilling to embrace the future.
Speaker 3: But I look at the segway and I was like,
Speaker 3: this just looks dangerous.
Speaker 2: But to me, I thought it just looks unsafe. I
Speaker 2: rode a segway and I was running around a wine
Speaker 2: field right no traffic around. I still felt like I
Speaker 2: was in danger. If I fall of this thinge on
Speaker 2: a land of grass. I still feel like I'm unsafe.
Speaker 3: It had that feeling like if there's a pebble on
Speaker 3: the on the road or something, it's gonna I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna fall over the land flat on.
Speaker 2: My face, you know, when Bart's riding the scape, the
Speaker 2: land flat on my face and the white there. You know,
Speaker 2: whe Bar's riding the skateboard down the hill and I
Speaker 2: think he like lands on like an ant carry an
Speaker 2: acorn or something like the little slightest thing. Boom boom.
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like running a segway. Well, I
Speaker 2: was just panicked the entire time.
Speaker 3: Well, is the segway really a thing in the Year
Speaker 3: of Our Lord twenty twenty four? Not? Really?
Speaker 2: Don't see anyone id and segways around casually. Do you
Speaker 2: know you see a lot of people on scooters though, Yeah, scooters, Yeah, scooters.
Speaker 3: They seem to become Oh dear god, I stirred myself say,
Speaker 3: the scooters are apparently big, apparently very popular with the youth.
Speaker 2: The scooters abandoned in the streets of geolng here and there.
Speaker 3: Well that's but do you remember when they had the
Speaker 3: razor scooters, the ones that you could sort of fold
Speaker 3: up and you could carry them like a little briefcase.
Speaker 2: And I actually have no over recollection of it at all.
Speaker 3: Really. Yeah, that was a thing for about fifteen minutes,
Speaker 3: and you would.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was sleeping, I don't know, Yeah, you were forgot.
Speaker 3: When there's what this may have been late nineties or
Speaker 3: early two thousands.
Speaker 2: Okay, that would have been about twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was not not an e scooter. It
Speaker 3: was like an actual like a kid's scooter. But it
Speaker 3: was you know, rebranded for generation X or whatever it was.
Speaker 3: You know those those Volkswagons are like you know, the
Speaker 3: modern Volkswagon, Remember though.
Speaker 2: I what the had a tweeters? Do you remember this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm talking about when you were alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you remember ship from when you were five?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Let me tell you how the time? Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: that's a repress memory.
Speaker 2: Um. So, what's called The brand was Razor and it
Speaker 2: was a scooter that you could sort of fold and
Speaker 2: carry and you would see like business people get off
Speaker 2: the train get onto their scooter like I'm.
Speaker 3: Scooting to work. It's wow, I'm saving so much time
Speaker 3: it sounds and getting it ridiculous. Well, it didn't last
Speaker 3: very long until until they came back with the they
Speaker 3: put an engine in it, you know, and take an
Speaker 3: existing thing put a clock in it.
Speaker 2: I just think a folded up scowter look at me
Speaker 2: and carry around my scooter. I mean it seems practical,
Speaker 2: but I just don't think I would ever do it.
Speaker 2: But the thing I'm gonna I will say this though,
Speaker 2: the thing about scooters, because the kids have scooters right,
Speaker 2: finding a place to store them is fucking annoying because
Speaker 2: you can't fold them up. I guess I suppose you could.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can these kids, I think you can, but
Speaker 2: they don't stand up. They stand up by themselves very well.
Speaker 2: When you lean them against the wall, they usually slide,
Speaker 2: they fall over. It's pay in the hour, so maybe
Speaker 2: they maybe it was a good idea, brings it was
Speaker 2: just ahead of its time. Yeah, yeah, but Segway not
Speaker 2: a huge no.
Speaker 3: No, I think they're a novelty. Now they're gathering dust somewhere. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you ever consider buying one?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. Probably too expensive and I just thought wholly impractical.
Speaker 2: Would you buy one if you had to have something
Speaker 2: certainty anus and you have to suck it off and
Speaker 2: pull things off at the same time to get to.
Speaker 3: Go, Well, I'd probably pay them.
Speaker 2: It'd beat flying. Yes, I think that the whole purpose
Speaker 2: of this that wasn't necessarily beating flying. It was beating
Speaker 2: the process of having to get onto the plane, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: I think there was a lot of dissatisfaction with the
Speaker 3: airlines anyway, in terms of like because the.
Speaker 2: List stills relevant now because post COVID that was at Quantus.
Speaker 2: They had to bail out the Australian government because I
Speaker 2: was going out of business.
Speaker 3: Oh, Quantus was just an absolute lesson in how not
Speaker 3: to run an airline. Yeah, because it was Quantus of
Speaker 3: a nationalized mean it was Quantus, the national airline. It
Speaker 3: was or was always a private business.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I know it's just noticed the
Speaker 2: Australian flight like airline. But for a while was answered Australia, remember,
Speaker 2: answered Australia.
Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went to Administrationia that.
Speaker 3: Whole too big to fail thing, and yeah, well, you know,
Speaker 3: if we go out of business, a whole lot of
Speaker 3: innocent people are going to lose their jobs and all that.
Speaker 3: So you know, maybe taxpayers.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit, and then people lost their jobs,
Speaker 2: and then people as their jobs. Anyway, yeah, I watched
Speaker 2: this going This happened like three years ago at Australia.
Speaker 2: This came out in two thousand and one. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Having said that, I am not long back from an
Speaker 3: overseas holiday the Lovely Olies and I jetted off to
Speaker 3: Balley for a week just to lie in the sun
Speaker 3: or as in my case, in the shade, and very
Speaker 3: pleasantly surprised. You know, we got to Melbourne Airport. A
Speaker 3: lot of it's electronic now, I mean, you're not dealing
Speaker 3: with the pesky human beings so much. It was very streamlined,
Speaker 3: very very enjoyable experience. The flight, Well, it's funny. And
Speaker 3: then you look at say, pictures from like the nineteen
Speaker 3: sixties or seventies, and honestly, boarding a plane looks like
Speaker 3: you're going to the Playboy Club or something with the
Speaker 3: Playboy mansion. That's right. I'm been joying a martini a
Speaker 3: thirty thousand feet fantastic and well, but now it's just
Speaker 3: like a bus six hours, you know. I mean I
Speaker 3: was squashed up next to Louise, which was lovely. It's
Speaker 3: a very nice way to spend six hours.
Speaker 2: Was it a case of back then that was so
Speaker 2: expensive to fight that only the rich flew.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Well, there was a reason there was the term
Speaker 3: the jet set. Okay, yeah, it's been democratized.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I didn't get on a plane for the first time
Speaker 2: until I was about so I just met Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would have been about twenty.
Speaker 3: Okay, is this when your friends like bundled you onto
Speaker 3: a plane and said.
Speaker 2: Just you play hide and seek? No where did you
Speaker 2: go on your plane? Base went to meet Nicholas family?
Speaker 3: Oh of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually I tell her why. I did a domestic
Speaker 2: flight in Australia, which is like three hours, which isn't
Speaker 2: a real proper plane flight.
Speaker 3: It's a proper flight if you're in the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. But this was a thirty hour trip
Speaker 2: by myself. Okay, pretty scared.
Speaker 3: Understandably so.
Speaker 2: But anyway, So I really enjoyed the has an aspect
Speaker 2: of here and how basically the only reason he failed
Speaker 2: was because the government was bailing out the airline once again.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, absolutely well, and also that he turned his
Speaker 3: transportation device into an ungodly sex machine.
Speaker 2: But then they realized you didn't have to. It would
Speaker 2: have been an even bigger success. I did love them
Speaker 2: these buttons here, well, yeah, but why would you use
Speaker 2: that one of your favorite moments from this episode.
Speaker 3: My first line in my in my notes is yay
Speaker 3: cousin Kyle, very happy to see cousin color. What is
Speaker 3: his first Does he say I'm back or hello everybody?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that's his work first words, but
Speaker 2: he does say at one point I'm bad in the
Speaker 2: bedroom stands like I'm getting out of here.
Speaker 3: Yes, So I'm very happy to see cousin Carl. I'm
Speaker 3: very just happy to the first time he says I'm
Speaker 3: afraid of can't he gives me guess, just a stretching
Speaker 3: out of guess. I love that.
Speaker 2: Other of these complains about the air so dry you
Speaker 2: got a humid. I really loved cartment meeting Kyle for
Speaker 2: the first time, and he says something about either where'd
Speaker 2: you get is a boss goes or something? Another one
Speaker 2: or tuld be questioning?
Speaker 3: Probably one of mine as well.
Speaker 2: I want to see basket was a rip off.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh man, you know he's got his work out.
Speaker 3: Then the backpedaling he does later with a concentration game
Speaker 3: gag I thought was marvelous. But my other favorite mum
Speaker 3: is involved it and two varying reactions to it, because
Speaker 3: you know, Grandma comes in, it's.
Speaker 2: Like, hm, she was all for it. Yeah, sign me up,
Speaker 2: sign me up. Can I come to except when? But
Speaker 2: you're so caught You've got the miniature version of it.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to put the baby. Oh. I saw that
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, thank god. They stopped.
Speaker 3: They stopped, and they knew it delivered the imagination. They
Speaker 3: stopped in the right, just the right.
Speaker 2: There's a deleted scene out there somewhere. They went, we
Speaker 2: really can't put this on television.
Speaker 3: We cannot. But you know they talked about it in
Speaker 3: the Oh, we love to do this.
Speaker 2: I reckon, Trey wanted it, and Matt probably went, I
Speaker 2: feel like trays that the idea is, we're going to
Speaker 2: do this. Matt's like the one that goes Trey. Let's
Speaker 2: pull back on the rains a little bit here about goods.
Speaker 2: Money mate, if if we do on TV, you might
Speaker 2: get any more of it. So I really like money.
Speaker 3: Now I'm feeling very calm. Those were my favorite momes.
Speaker 3: What was some of your.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, I've just got so can't been meeting Kyle
Speaker 2: for the first time. You touched on there the baby.
Speaker 2: I thought was a great little sort of like reveal,
Speaker 2: I don't reveal pullback, and then I really loved that
Speaker 2: at the end, just Garrison's airline, motherfuckers. Garrison top three
Speaker 2: characters for me, so great.
Speaker 3: I perhaps did not know. Maybe I am not all
Speaker 3: that sharp with the observation. Maybe I just don't pay attention.
Speaker 2: But Herbert, Yeah, I think this is the first time
Speaker 2: that we discovered that his first name was Herbert.
Speaker 3: Maybe.
Speaker 2: I mean, I could be wrong, but it sort of
Speaker 2: caught me off guard as well, are we wrong?
Speaker 3: Let us know? That's okay.
Speaker 4: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia questions.
Speaker 2: Question was spoiled. I said, what flight was it to Connecticut?
Speaker 2: You can you remember?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, there we go? What flight was it from Connecticut?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Two three nine?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. What are Garrison's academic qualifications?
Speaker 2: Something?
Speaker 4: In?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: What is it? He has a master's and mechanical engineering.
Speaker 2: As an engineering of some kind from the Denver Community College,
Speaker 2: Devin Hark just Community College. My next question is who
Speaker 2: does Kyle have a post arrive on his wall?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh Einstein is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I've gotta stop doing that. I'll stop doing that. I
Speaker 3: won't stop doing that. We mentioned Bosco's before was nine
Speaker 3: ninety five.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got ninety nine set in the subtitles of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's probably correct.
Speaker 2: Okay. And my final question here for you is how
Speaker 2: much did it cost to bail out the airline in
Speaker 2: the first place? It was a three billion dollars Oh no,
Speaker 2: times out by five fifteen billion.
Speaker 3: Fifteen billion dollars. Okay, Then I have two questions for you.
Speaker 3: Shall I just pick one or go for it?
Speaker 2: Give me?
Speaker 3: Kyle offers Carpan forty dollars. Cousin Carl says, you should
Speaker 3: have started with what twelve fifty twelve fifty, should have
Speaker 3: started with the low bomb. Yes.
Speaker 2: Also, I thought in that moment there that Kyle was
Speaker 2: going to we'll discuss it in the episode. We can
Speaker 2: continue to trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's not man, Why were.
Speaker 2: You annoyed by that? Like he's actually making sense here? Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is its fuel usage? How many miles.
Speaker 2: Does it get to be gallant? No idea, I didn't
Speaker 2: hear that bit. Three hundred miles per gallon, which is.
Speaker 3: How many kilometers one point six miles of no idea.
Speaker 3: Americans sort it out? Join the rest of us? Ye were?
Speaker 3: Do you know metric system? All right?
Speaker 2: So the original air of the Entity was November twenty first,
Speaker 2: two thousand and one, Written and directed by Trey Parker.
Speaker 2: The episode Shock. The episode kicks off at the airport
Speaker 2: and they're waiting for cousin Kyle to arrive. Before that though,
Speaker 2: it's Garrison and he's in mine at the airport. He's
Speaker 2: pissed off.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. These lines were ridiculous. I'm gonna miss my flight.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, there's two other security checkpoints. Why can't you
Speaker 3: open those two?
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing, but you work for the God
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 2: This was me. I think I may have discussed something
Speaker 2: the podcast when I went to the Geelong Football Club
Speaker 2: one day to discuss moving my seat and there was
Speaker 2: three registers not being used, one girl serving massive line.
Speaker 2: I went out the door and I said to the
Speaker 2: girl coming over, it up another register. She goes, oh no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm hired today to just work in the cat shop.
Speaker 2: She's just fucking folding jumpers. I'm like, there's four girls
Speaker 2: folding jumpers. Three registers that aren't open.
Speaker 3: Long ass line, what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: But I don't know. That's just the world we live
Speaker 2: in now, mate. Well apparently this world we lived in
Speaker 2: two thousand and one as well. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: ever changed.
Speaker 3: Really dropped.
Speaker 2: I went full old mendanity other night did I didn't
Speaker 2: raise my voice. I wasn't like stir or anything. I
Speaker 2: asked for something to be done and they did it.
Speaker 2: But I went to the supermarket trolley full of shit
Speaker 2: and I made him open to register. There was three
Speaker 2: girls and a guy standing like one where they sell
Speaker 2: smokes at the thing. One guy just sort of like
Speaker 2: rough wrustling round with things or a girl rushing around
Speaker 2: with things. And I said, the registers are close to night.
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, they're all closed. I said, okay, you
Speaker 2: can't open it up for the trolley. And she looks
Speaker 2: another girl, and the girl looks at the guy, and
Speaker 2: the guys at the other girl, and they all looked
Speaker 2: each other. They knew fucking one of us has to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: It's like that last bit from Good About.
Speaker 2: And one of the girls was like, all right, I'll
Speaker 2: do it, and I was like, damn fucking straight I'm
Speaker 2: not going to be self serving an entire trolley worth
Speaker 2: a ship. I'm here at a thirty eight eight that
Speaker 2: bloody late. You're not closing till eleven. Get your fucking
Speaker 2: register open.
Speaker 3: Were you at the coals on Shannon Avenue?
Speaker 2: I was at the Cold Avenue?
Speaker 3: Which was the guy there was that the guy who's
Speaker 3: always wearing the mask?
Speaker 2: Or is it the I know the guy? You may not,
Speaker 2: but no, it some mask guy's the other weird looking dude.
Speaker 3: They're very pale. He's good, he's always very polite. That
Speaker 3: guy actually takes pride in his work.
Speaker 2: He's definitely like ten years straight employee of the month.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's like he's got his eyes on on management.
Speaker 3: It's like one day I'm going to be running this
Speaker 3: cols and hey day for all you bitches.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny. I saw him yesterday, right, I
Speaker 2: was taking it to the foot I feel, and he
Speaker 2: was walking his dog and he had what kind of
Speaker 2: dog you reckon? This guy has?
Speaker 3: I want to say, something like a b shon freeze.
Speaker 2: It was a poodle close and he's training it and
Speaker 2: his poodle would not fuck it. I can't really, I
Speaker 2: can't hear him, I meant the lights. This poodle would
Speaker 2: not sit at the lights, and he's like giving it treats.
Speaker 2: He's sort of like pushed it down and sitting there,
Speaker 2: giving a treat to stands up again. He's like I
Speaker 2: can see him saying sit sit. I'm like, that's this
Speaker 2: guy's life. Coles and his poodle.
Speaker 3: Props to Coles dude, Props the pale dude from Yeah
Speaker 3: he's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because the girls looked at each other. I reckon,
Speaker 2: if if he wasn't there, I reckon, they would have
Speaker 2: gone I. No, we don't have to, but I can
Speaker 2: say I can tell why his look. He was like
Speaker 2: one of us is going to do it. He's gonna
Speaker 2: do it. Me make it, make it mask.
Speaker 3: I'm not such a fan of weird, isn't he His
Speaker 3: social skills a lack.
Speaker 2: And it feels like I know he doesn't mean it,
Speaker 2: but every time you ask him either just fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's like you're putting him out and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: well it's not my fault. This shit doesn't wait, you know.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he's he's like Liam Neeson. He's got a
Speaker 3: very specific set of skill and I ain't talking to people.
Speaker 3: It's not talking to people. He'll he'll stack a shelf
Speaker 3: like nobody's you know, customer service.
Speaker 2: You won't fucking ham sliced on point five. He's got
Speaker 2: it down to the set, right down perfect.
Speaker 3: But you're doing a specialized deli talk here. I don't go.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: So but people would rock up and say, I want honey,
Speaker 2: honey leg ham sliced on one, and we usually we
Speaker 2: just slice it, I think three or two point five.
Speaker 2: The slices a bit thicker, but they do that basically
Speaker 2: so that way they're getting freshly shaved. I want it
Speaker 2: sliced on one. It's like that's just shaved, and they're
Speaker 2: like yep. I'm like, well no, no, I want it
Speaker 2: freshly shaved. They just say you want freshly shaved hand,
Speaker 2: don't disguise, are buy a slice thin.
Speaker 3: I was just used, I'll have a thin medium or
Speaker 3: I'll give me a nice stick slice. I didn't realize
Speaker 3: there are numbers.
Speaker 2: They were I was back in my day. There were numbers. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: enough about coals, guys though.
Speaker 3: Hey, I think there's why people are tuning in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just a specificity his universe.
Speaker 3: I'm sure everyone has got a coals guy at their
Speaker 3: Walmart or their Walgreens and he serves you or at
Speaker 3: their testco And when you feel right, if you went
Speaker 3: down he wasn't there. It'd been at the end of
Speaker 3: goodwill hunting. Yeah, it's like, you know, one day I'm
Speaker 3: going to show up and you're just not going to
Speaker 3: be there. You're not going to be at Cole's. And
Speaker 3: then I'll be like, he's gone and done something in
Speaker 3: his life. But I'll be like Ben Apple at the
Speaker 3: end is going I'm gonna miss that guy, but still
Speaker 3: good for you. Man. Then I go to go to
Speaker 3: the wool, he's down the Rockies work. You're just like
Speaker 3: a lateral stamp for motherfucker. Never get out of here.
Speaker 2: But I felt guilty in the end for making them
Speaker 2: open the ventis and I thought, no, I am not
Speaker 2: going to be putting their trolley worth the ship through
Speaker 2: the register myself not doing it.
Speaker 3: No, holy understandable. But you did the right thing, old
Speaker 3: man Dando. Yes, welcome to the old man club.
Speaker 2: Yes. So to speaking of old men being angry, it's
Speaker 2: mister Garrison here. He's furious.
Speaker 3: Well he's gonna miss jiz Fest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I advanced what jizfest was. I was like, ah, ship,
Speaker 2: I think that would have been a nice payoff.
Speaker 3: I thought, use your imagination, yeah, please use your imagination.
Speaker 2: Like Tray's like, we've got to have jizzfest, Matt, mate,
Speaker 2: we get you get one je reference raping a baby
Speaker 2: or jizfest. Actually none of them.
Speaker 3: It's the opposite of the the tago head girl, how
Speaker 3: about neither.
Speaker 2: So. Cousin Kyle then arrives and he's talking about how
Speaker 2: there was too much oxygen or something that you need.
Speaker 2: He wanted to increase the oxygen.
Speaker 3: I loved it. How o g Kyle was almost like,
Speaker 3: oh great, I've got a cousin. Oh I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: so much fun in that.
Speaker 2: Hello. The first of all, you get the cool kid
Speaker 2: who's standing in front of him. Yeah, well he was
Speaker 2: basically a reflection of Kyle instead, just exactly the same,
Speaker 2: got the baseball cap and all that kind of stuff. Fantastic,
Speaker 2: just caricature drawing of cousin Carl though, just yeah, is
Speaker 2: it underbine or overbite either way, it's just it's not good,
Speaker 2: you know, as.
Speaker 3: I've actually got my cousin Kyle glasses.
Speaker 2: But basically now Kyle the original of Kyle is Kyle Too,
Speaker 2: which he never really was bothered by. I thought that
Speaker 2: might have pissed him off at some point.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, just a little initial even it wasn't
Speaker 3: even annoying, were like disbeleked like one.
Speaker 2: But Garrison's bothered here that he didn't make the flight
Speaker 2: for jiz Fest because they're already bought it, and she
Speaker 2: offers the seven am flight the following day. I hate
Speaker 2: it when you're it's so obviously the person behind the
Speaker 2: counter just does not give a shit about anything you're
Speaker 2: saying that. Are you listening to what I'm saying, you know,
Speaker 2: not understanding it at all. I'm trying to explain something
Speaker 2: to you. I want to go now. Yeah, that's that's great.
Speaker 2: That's great. So seven am tomorrow you're not listening. You're
Speaker 2: not listening. Reminded me of Jerry Seinfeld with the hiring
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've ever really experienced
Speaker 3: it all that much. I remember I was in Italy once, So,
Speaker 3: I mean, Italian airports are just a law under themselves.
Speaker 3: We're real fucking free for all. Okay, I mean, you've
Speaker 3: got a handful of checking counters open and there's no
Speaker 3: real cues, just sort of this mass of people, and
Speaker 3: then when one opens, it's like, right, we're going for it.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute. I mean I didn't want to. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to make any comments about no, no, don't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be Matt here, so don't say it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably probably the best thing. But I heard you.
Speaker 3: You hear rumors about, oh my god, it's like an
Speaker 3: Italian airport. It's like, that's a bit of a racist exaggeration.
Speaker 3: Then you actually go to an Italian oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, don't fight to Italy ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe take a train.
Speaker 2: But they basically this is where they talk about Gashing
Speaker 2: points out that they fifteen million dollars by the government
Speaker 2: bowed them out already and all went into the CEO's
Speaker 2: pockets and it didn't actually help the business at all.
Speaker 2: You're still fucking slow, blah blah blah blah blah. And
Speaker 2: he demands so he says that he's going to make
Speaker 2: a new form of transportation. I thought this scene was
Speaker 2: perfect the way they wrapped it up. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 2: perfect example of a guy say I'm going to fight
Speaker 2: the system. I'm going to fight the man, and everyone
Speaker 2: going yeah, let's do it, and then they all change
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: But before I do that, reckon, get me under that
Speaker 3: flight next.
Speaker 2: Sort of a that it's just like, oh, yeah, we
Speaker 2: said that once he's gone, yeah, no, don't listen, we
Speaker 2: didn't mean it. We didn't mean it happens all the
Speaker 2: time at work when you know we need to work
Speaker 2: in office, debut, bitching about the bus, bitching about that
Speaker 2: boss rides, Hey, boss, how high Becaul's mum is now making?
Speaker 2: Or she's made the special stew. Yeah, every Monday night,
Speaker 2: which has beef Monday nights. I like that. Little details
Speaker 2: like that, just every Monday night. We've all had that.
Speaker 2: For us. It's every Sunday Nicola makes the rossetto And
Speaker 2: now we're torn the idea of maybe rostta can be
Speaker 2: a weekday meal and a Sunday roast. Oh, because Nicola
Speaker 2: doesn't make roast all that often, and neither do I.
Speaker 2: And it's not like Nichola cooks all the food. I
Speaker 2: cook most of it these days during the weeks. But
Speaker 2: a weekly roast, I think, is a good idea.
Speaker 3: Do you think so?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 3: So? Okay? Then I was used to do a rosotto
Speaker 3: on a Sunday night, and.
Speaker 2: Nicholas always up. There's been Sunday Rosotto night for god
Speaker 2: knows how long.
Speaker 3: Now tell you what. The Italians don't do airports all
Speaker 3: that well, but they do a very nice rice based dish,
Speaker 3: Rosotto fantastic.
Speaker 2: Do you use rossetto rice.
Speaker 3: Ar boreo rice? Yeah, yes, I do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We ran out of arboreo rice and super market had
Speaker 2: none about three weeks ago. Nicola looked it up. It's
Speaker 2: just medium grain rice. Oh okay, she used medium grain
Speaker 2: rice places the same I was like, oh shit, so
Speaker 2: I'm paying all this extra money for the termil boreo
Speaker 2: when really it's just the same thing.
Speaker 3: Just blew my mind.
Speaker 2: Medium grain rice. She just ch used medium grain rice
Speaker 2: for rosotto. Didn't tell me and I ate it.
Speaker 3: Didn't know the difference. She goes, honey, this is fantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, She goes, does it taste any different? I went, no,
Speaker 2: why did you put something? You put in different vegetable
Speaker 2: and she goes, no, I used different rice because we
Speaker 2: had no boreo rice. I said, what, She goes, it's
Speaker 2: just medium grain rice. And she showed with the.
Speaker 3: Article I went, well, I'll be fucked all right, it's
Speaker 3: just need to pick up your plate, like throw it
Speaker 3: at the wall.
Speaker 2: I'd already finished. She made sure I finished, because you
Speaker 2: know when I don't forget. When we bought one of
Speaker 2: those plant based burgers whoppers from Honker Jack's. My dad's
Speaker 2: very not eating that plant based or he's come around
Speaker 2: a bit more now, but he's just I want the
Speaker 2: real whopper. It doesn't taste it doesn't taste a good
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. So I bought him the fake whopper.
Speaker 2: We got the fake whopper in our family and gave
Speaker 2: it to him. He ate it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: how's younger? Jason goes yeah good, and as I tasted
Speaker 2: like normal, goes yeah yeah. What was the fake whopper?
Speaker 2: Fucking knew something was different. I knew it was no,
Speaker 2: I knew it wasn't right. Ron like you line motherfucker.
Speaker 3: By the way, while we're on fast Food Watch now,
Speaker 3: I said, I want to be doing anymon on McDonald's,
Speaker 3: but I need to take advantage of the banana shake
Speaker 3: while it is available. Finally got one. I finally got
Speaker 3: a banana shake. It was fine, not bad banana flavored,
Speaker 3: appreciated it.
Speaker 2: The Minions flavored.
Speaker 3: Minions Flavored, there's the one good thing that's come out
Speaker 3: of that god forsaken franchise. I'm sure I've seen a
Speaker 3: deplicable Despicable Meme movie, but at this stage, for me,
Speaker 3: it's like the Transformers movies, I've all sort of merged
Speaker 3: into one thing.
Speaker 2: I was so rattled for a while, Like I was.
Speaker 2: I sat there pause in the cinema for about at
Speaker 2: least ten minutes, trying to work out, how the funk
Speaker 2: I swear I've seen more than three Despeakable Me movies?
Speaker 2: How is this number four? What is going on? Am
Speaker 2: I fucking going crazy? I didn't realize that Minions had
Speaker 2: their own spinoffs. Yeah, and then it was Minions two
Speaker 2: Rise of Grew and I'm like, no, Rise of Grew
Speaker 2: was number three? Like no, no, mean, Despicable Me three was different.
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you talk? What the fuck?
Speaker 3: I swear it was Rise of Grew?
Speaker 2: Was the last film? Number three?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: No, No, that was the Innians film. I'm like, oh God.
Speaker 3: In the business, we call this the Rambo conundrum because
Speaker 3: you had so confused. Yeah, you had you had first blood,
Speaker 3: then you had Rambo first Blood Plart two, then Rambo three,
Speaker 3: then it was just Rambo was then Rambo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got backwards and then I was Kid grol
Speaker 2: Tesque and then Kiprasemble and then Kid and Kippo.
Speaker 3: Anyway, but enough about fast food and possible burgers on such.
Speaker 3: How did we get onto that? We were talking about
Speaker 3: Rosotto and minions? But yeah, we got to roll the
Speaker 3: tape back a little bit to get the way we
Speaker 3: got to on a Sunday night steal on a Monday night. Yes,
Speaker 3: we did, the folks, we made it.
Speaker 2: We got back there.
Speaker 3: You'd like to think we're just doing it off the
Speaker 3: top of the dome here, but we are in a way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we kind of. Yeah, where get you back on the road?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: What is this Mom's special stew? She makes every money
Speaker 1: and I always is this beef?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Look it's great. Actually I can't eat beef. I have
Speaker 1: a degenerative problem with my intestinal lining and beef really
Speaker 1: gets me geeese. Oh I'm so sorry, Kyle. What else
Speaker 1: can I fix you? Oh? No, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a bother iron sense. Can't I make you some
Speaker 1: nice pasta or a frozen fish full at some fish
Speaker 1: would be great if it isn't too much trouble, put
Speaker 1: it in a microwave right away.
Speaker 2: Yes, so she offers him some fish. It isn't too
Speaker 2: much trouble.
Speaker 3: It's incredible. There are things that always stick with These
Speaker 3: are tiny little things that aren't necessarily they're not even jokes,
Speaker 3: but just the line radium something. For some reason, it
Speaker 3: always stuck with me. How Shila Brovlovski, he says, have
Speaker 3: been a nice fish file at. For some reason, that
Speaker 3: is always stuck in my head. And I'm thinking about fish.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, would be nice today, would be
Speaker 3: a nice little fish fil at.
Speaker 2: It's happens. I can't think of anything off the top
Speaker 2: of my head, but there's definitely moments lot from The
Speaker 2: Simpsons where I go, I always say that term or
Speaker 2: that term now reminds me of that exact moment from
Speaker 2: the Simpsons. Ye's so weird. How it happens is, oh, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: why it's just fish filet. But yeah, do you say
Speaker 2: filid a fish or filet a fish, fili a fish?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Apparently people say trying to someone, I was trying to
Speaker 2: have the rest of it, this file a.
Speaker 3: Fish, and I went some people who recall targets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think anyone rocks up, does anyone order
Speaker 2: fill it the fish.
Speaker 3: There are people out there mask it's still on the men.
Speaker 3: They're not keeping it on the menu out.
Speaker 2: It's like eating a fish finger burger.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand some people like flush finger burgersh.
Speaker 2: Fish fingers were a fucking hit in my household when
Speaker 2: I was a kid. I wouldn't have think twice about buying.
Speaker 2: Not not happening.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I'm going to be into that.
Speaker 2: Nah, just chicken fingers maybe fish fingers, Yeah, not happening.
Speaker 2: But you know, so she gets makes the fish forums,
Speaker 2: you get put it in the microwave.
Speaker 3: Actually no, I'll tell you they have not necessarily the
Speaker 3: fish fingers of old you know, birds fish fingers.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't remember what a good song that was. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're back on the slot. What's the song again? Sing?
Speaker 3: It's a song song of the birds fish fingers. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's all I remember. It's like the Australian national anthem.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows the first firs.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, we SpongeBob square Pants stole the basically stole
Speaker 2: that song for its own theme song list. Who lives
Speaker 2: in a Pineapple Londer the sea SpongeBob square Pants.
Speaker 3: I certainly hope the people at the advertising agency certainly
Speaker 3: don Roper's getting a cart.
Speaker 2: I mean it's not it didn't. It's just a sea shandy.
Speaker 3: I suppose it is. Yeah, sing it's a song song
Speaker 3: and see birds eye fish fingers. I'm not buying those anymore,
Speaker 3: like the little little rectangles or anything like that. But
Speaker 3: you know there's the upmarket version, as that always is,
Speaker 3: and it's like it's, you know, little filets of hokey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that a fish h o k? Yeah, obviously
Speaker 2: selling the Dally song, assuming it was okay, then.
Speaker 3: Cut it one level or whatever it is. I don't know, uh,
Speaker 3: but yeah, oh it has done it a beer about it,
Speaker 3: like these fish fingers go it fool me.
Speaker 2: It's open. You go to a pub and it's like,
Speaker 2: no caramelize this and all these extra adjectives added toude.
Speaker 2: It's like you're just serving me chicken. It's just there's
Speaker 2: a chicken breast, no honey, roasted fucking this, that and
Speaker 2: the other, and I'm like they're just chips. This meccaine shit,
Speaker 2: you just opened a bag tipped in the deep fryer,
Speaker 2: and you serve it to me. On the plate.
Speaker 3: You put a little bit of like some.
Speaker 2: Chicken salt, chicken soft mixes, everything not for a.
Speaker 3: Man, doesn't really, I'm not chicken salt, as you know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this. You don't have chicken salt ever, well,
Speaker 2: I try to avoid it, regular salt. There's no way
Speaker 2: that you go to Hot Chicken Project and you get
Speaker 2: regular salt on your chips.
Speaker 3: I get regular sold on my chips. Fucking idiot. The fuck.
Speaker 3: I am a man of taste.
Speaker 2: No you're not, you know, having chicken salt, man of
Speaker 2: tastes and sphistication. Do you have KFC chips?
Speaker 3: Yes? I do when I have cave, which is really.
Speaker 2: And trying to tell me that salt is not delicious.
Speaker 2: So you have the fish and Chip shop, you get
Speaker 2: standard salt. Oh yeah, wow, I don't think I've ordered
Speaker 2: standard salt and fish and chips since I was about ten.
Speaker 3: Stand the salt and then you splash a bit of
Speaker 3: fitting her on as well.
Speaker 2: Are you austraighted?
Speaker 3: I'm uber astraight.
Speaker 2: As straight on the chips here and Nicholas family were
Speaker 2: like tongue, Give me a giars, give me some vinegar
Speaker 2: to peace.
Speaker 3: The sound like these sound like my people. They sound
Speaker 3: like people of refinement and sophistication.
Speaker 2: I like them as much as I'm questioning our relationship. Here,
Speaker 2: Krle's questioning his relationship with his cousin. Are we're the
Speaker 2: same blood? What's going on here? And she says no, Look,
Speaker 2: his mom's sick. He's in a bad place right now.
Speaker 2: He needs you to help him fit in at school,
Speaker 2: and it's your responsibility to do that. You know you'll
Speaker 2: be able to bond over some late night pillow talk
Speaker 2: Q to them. He's like, what the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2: In the same bed, oh boy? And he's covered a
Speaker 2: field feel down to down. He's a humidifier and the
Speaker 2: fishes upset his stomach, so he says, just in case
Speaker 2: the toilet, can you please make sure my classes with
Speaker 2: then read it breeze heavily and it's just I feel
Speaker 2: sorry for Kyle here. Oh yeah, because he's copying it
Speaker 2: on the chin. Yes. Garrison is now planning his vehicle.
Speaker 2: He wants to be a mo peper for faster speeds,
Speaker 2: and he's watching Enrique on TV and mister mister Hatt
Speaker 2: notices Rique doesn't.
Speaker 3: He he certainly does. Is mister hat like going the grope
Speaker 3: at any stage it looks like he's sort of the
Speaker 3: hands going in the lap. Oh, I don't know, I
Speaker 3: just thought, I am I imagining this? Am I projecting?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't remember that. No, I just
Speaker 2: remember him saying.
Speaker 3: But that did happen when he was when he was
Speaker 3: writing his novel, didn't ith? Yeah, Jack and he start
Speaker 3: writing about these you know, tument penises or what oh hat? Yes,
Speaker 3: but no, instead it's watching Enrique and gla Iglesias, son
Speaker 3: of Julio hot ass art his check out, his heartst it.
Speaker 3: But also I mean doing a little research on him.
Speaker 3: In Riquet, he married former tennis star and a corner cover.
Speaker 2: Two of the biggest heart throbs in the word at
Speaker 2: that point in time.
Speaker 3: Very much so. It was like coming together of just
Speaker 3: two kinds of hotness to create an all new third
Speaker 3: kind of heat. They're still together, Yeah, yeah, twenty three
Speaker 3: years they've been together. You get three kids together.
Speaker 2: They just love love those stories.
Speaker 3: I hope they're just live in large. They're probably living
Speaker 3: in some tax haven somewhere where it's never it never rains,
Speaker 3: it's always sunny. The kids are probably fucking gorgeous. Actually,
Speaker 3: we should probably get on instant find out that they've
Speaker 3: just got, you know, like a real influencer kind of
Speaker 3: life style. It's like, you know what, I can't begrudge it. No,
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: If you can do it, do it.
Speaker 3: If you can do it, go ahead, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I just yeah. For me, when you see two celebrities
Speaker 2: of hooked up, you just sorted to think I'm not
Speaker 2: taking this shit seriously because you just most of the
Speaker 2: time I'm based off off of what but a lot
Speaker 2: of the time that don't last that long. It's usually
Speaker 2: just a publicity stut if anything. But when you hear
Speaker 2: the bend here for twenty three, he's like, guys are
Speaker 2: in love.
Speaker 3: That's lovely, go on the distance on the opposite of benefit.
Speaker 2: Yes, so that at the yeah, at the bus stop
Speaker 2: and Kyle he realizes, oh shit, like Cartman's going to
Speaker 2: be ruthless with my cousin here. I'm going to offer
Speaker 2: him forty bucks to not make any jokes. And Cartin
Speaker 2: was like, okay, sure, whatever, I'll try. I love. As
Speaker 2: he's talking to him, though, you hear cousin Carle in
Speaker 2: the back and go. I can't believe the cold with
Speaker 2: his head.
Speaker 3: It's just a finding issue with every single thing, just
Speaker 3: complaining about everything.
Speaker 2: Well, is it complaining? I guess it is complaining, isn't.
Speaker 3: It It is? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean he's yeah, I mean it's complaining.
Speaker 1: Cartman. I'm gonna make you a deal. What that get
Speaker 1: over there with my cousin from the East Coast. He's
Speaker 1: having a really hard time right now. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to offer you forty dollars to not rip on him.
Speaker 1: Forty bucks. But you can't make fun of them at all,
Speaker 1: No smart ass comments, nothing, all right?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: And you especially kid, think anything about Jews. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: why did you just cut off my bars? Cartman? No
Speaker 1: jo jokes. All you have to do is keep your
Speaker 1: mouth shut, and you've got forty bucks. Can you do it?
Speaker 1: I can't believe how cold it is that he It
Speaker 1: could be tough, but I'll give it a shirt, all right.
Speaker 1: It's a real dry cold, that's the problem. It's the
Speaker 1: code that makes me wheeze. Kyle. This is carbon. He's
Speaker 1: my sort of friend, dish. Nice to meet you caught
Speaker 1: me and you know I saw that same jacket you're
Speaker 1: wearing a Bascos for twenty nine to ninety five. How
Speaker 1: much was yours? I'm I'm just wondering if Bosco's is
Speaker 1: a ripoff?
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh man.
Speaker 3: Even one of them Boscos was a ripoff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Garrison then racist past them in there. Is it
Speaker 2: the gyroscope or the gyroscope?
Speaker 3: I would say gyros.
Speaker 2: I say gyroscope as well.
Speaker 3: They had them on, although I should call it a gyroscope.
Speaker 3: If I ended one, I'd call it a gyroscope.
Speaker 2: Of course you would. Yeah, it makes sense. He spelled
Speaker 2: you you Yeah, do it.
Speaker 3: It's the one I want to say. It's the one
Speaker 3: good thing about my name, because there are many good
Speaker 3: things about my name, but being able to like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I call my WiFi guy fire yeah, or you know,
Speaker 3: or I call my playlist guy.
Speaker 2: View on fat. You may not be aware, guys, his
Speaker 2: name's not guy.
Speaker 3: This is true. The guy's actually in my middle name.
Speaker 3: Have we have we told the folks this ever, I'm
Speaker 3: sure we have. I'm sure we have. But my full name,
Speaker 3: if you want to steal my identity, and why wouldn't you,
Speaker 3: is Robert Guy Davis.
Speaker 2: That's why is Robert Guy Davis on Twitter.
Speaker 3: That is correct. I didn't just pull that out of
Speaker 3: the hat all my ass No like it when I'm
Speaker 3: disinbarking it.
Speaker 2: So basically, he is off in the forty Bucks and
Speaker 2: he's just like, oh, I know he's written past him.
Speaker 2: Sorry in the in the gyroscope and it's going so
Speaker 2: fast I couldn't see. But I want one, and they
Speaker 2: He's like, gets home and realize we've done it.
Speaker 3: We've done it.
Speaker 2: Let's get some investors on the phone. There's going to
Speaker 2: be a huge success. Cousin Kyle's now being introduced at
Speaker 2: school by missus chokes on rocks, and I got piles
Speaker 2: on the back of my hand. I don't know what
Speaker 2: they are. Cartlas, oh man, I want to be an
Speaker 2: investment banker. Cart was just struggling big time. So he
Speaker 2: has to share a desk with Kyle because everyone out
Speaker 2: of desks.
Speaker 1: Now, let's get on.
Speaker 4: With our lesson about that.
Speaker 1: I would days all that are available. I usually put
Speaker 1: for the plastic ones because these gave me splinters.
Speaker 4: Eh, I'm sorry, Carl, you just have to make to
Speaker 4: Now let's get back to the look.
Speaker 1: Old in here. I realized we're in the mountains, but
Speaker 1: do we have to freeze today?
Speaker 4: Now, Kyle, I need you to be quiet in my class.
Speaker 4: You need to be able to concentrate. Concentration is the
Speaker 4: key to succeeding in my class.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp. Ah, dannit, dannit,
Speaker 1: dannit kind man.
Speaker 2: And as you mentioned earlier, I like the way he
Speaker 2: tries the back paddle a little bit later on, for
Speaker 2: he once had forty bucks. We now get the news
Speaker 2: report about Herbert Garrison and he's called the gyroscope it
Speaker 2: And now we cut to a Hispanic man with gravy
Speaker 2: stains on his pal Oh oh oh oh yes. Here
Speaker 2: in the investors, Investors, we've got Steve Jobs Forbes. Trump Trump,
Speaker 2: this is for Trump. Was even in the idea of
Speaker 2: Trump being a president or anything like that is two
Speaker 2: thousand and one.
Speaker 3: So this is when Trump it was America's idea of
Speaker 3: a rich man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was was the show he had The Apprentice, The Apprentice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was that's what my generation know him from. He
Speaker 2: was the apprentice guy or the guy from Home to
Speaker 2: Ted Turner's here as well, passed away as well. Bill
Speaker 2: Gates is here and Yasmin bleeth, I've got my notes here.
Speaker 2: They I've decided right that Tray and Matt go a
Speaker 2: lot harder on female celebs than they do males with
Speaker 2: their design because the males here didn't look bad. Yasmin's
Speaker 2: bleeth looks like a train rate looks like yeah, they
Speaker 2: continue to be Really is that?
Speaker 3: Is that the joke however? Because I mean, I'm because
Speaker 3: was he has been bleed in basketball?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, so she was, so I guess maybe so
Speaker 2: that I guess was okay because they're taking piece out
Speaker 2: of their friend. So he's got some. So he's struggling
Speaker 2: here to pick up. The boy doesnt want to pick
Speaker 2: it up because he glove's going to get snow on them,
Speaker 2: then their mouth and you'll get wet and cart when
Speaker 2: he tries the batpedal saying I didn't know concentration.
Speaker 3: Camps really happened.
Speaker 2: I didn't, did you know? I was talking to Clyde today?
Speaker 3: Oh man, what a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2: And this is where cousin Kyle overhears that he paid
Speaker 2: forty dollars.
Speaker 3: And you what, and you've got disappointed that he did it.
Speaker 2: It's just point that he charging paid him too much,
Speaker 2: and we're talking about this earlier. I thought, there Kyle
Speaker 2: might have seen, oh wait a minute, this kid's kind
Speaker 2: of smart with money. Maybe we can utilize this in
Speaker 2: some way. But he was like, oh my god, dude,
Speaker 2: you're such a loser. I thought, I don't think what
Speaker 2: he said that made him seem of all the things
Speaker 2: he said, this is probably the least loser ish, don't
Speaker 2: you reckon? You should have you should have load bought
Speaker 2: him first. It's like, that's good advice.
Speaker 3: It is good advice, but these aren't the smartest kids
Speaker 3: on the block. And yeah, it's They talk a little
Speaker 3: later about Kyle being self hating jew and I guess
Speaker 3: it's an early indicator of that that O g Kyle
Speaker 3: is a bit disappointed that cousin Kyle is really steering
Speaker 3: steering into the stereotypes.
Speaker 2: But then Garrison is doing his presentation and cousin Kyles
Speaker 2: randomly arrives in the background there. I was like, because
Speaker 2: Kyle left, like all sad after you found out what
Speaker 2: Kyle was saying to cartmen, and he just randomly arrives
Speaker 2: to the to the presentation. But it didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: But he's doing the presentation in his house and cousin
Speaker 2: Kyle walks in the back gate that goes nowhere. It
Speaker 2: was so bizarre.
Speaker 3: I must have looked away from the screen at that
Speaker 3: point because I missed that bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he talks about the flexi grips and there's two here,
Speaker 2: one yeah, pulling like that, and then there's one in
Speaker 2: their directly into the emails and the four pornes in front,
Speaker 2: and you operate it with your mouth, and still you
Speaker 2: go through the airports, still beat the airports. Kyle then
Speaker 2: tells Stan that he's annoyed that you know, this stereotype
Speaker 2: has arrived. I've fought so hard to break the Jewish
Speaker 2: stereotype here in South Bark and it's just a walking
Speaker 2: stereotypes arrived and you know you're becoming sulfating you. You
Speaker 2: are becoming a stereotype. Then he arrives I'm back, and
Speaker 2: Stan leaves and then he just stands there, creeply watching
Speaker 2: and whezing, and I thought, at this point, it fuck off, dude,
Speaker 2: you're being weird. Have you ever woken up to your
Speaker 2: cat just watching New Sleep, Because sometimes I've waken up
Speaker 2: and Holly's just next to the bed just going. It
Speaker 2: wasn't today, it was like three days ago. Wake up,
Speaker 2: Holy is just next to the bed? I dad, the fuck?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Why are you standing there?
Speaker 3: There's nothing scared than that. It didn't It occasionally happened
Speaker 3: with the cat that I'll be like trying to just
Speaker 3: I just need twenty minutes just to close my eyes
Speaker 3: and have a bit of a lie down, and then
Speaker 3: you'll feel a sense I sense a presence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can sense it, can't you? You're being watched.
Speaker 3: You feel like a obi wan and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, you're open goes.
Speaker 2: The cat's right next to my head. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: love you. But still, how do we as humans sense
Speaker 2: that we're being watched? It's a weird feeling. You can't
Speaker 2: really describe it, but you just know into is someone's
Speaker 2: watching me. It's a good one, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Let me talking about a lingering, terrifying memory that
Speaker 3: I have. I've mentioned in the past that when we
Speaker 3: lived in England for a year back in nineteen seventy nine,
Speaker 3: when I was about nine years old, and before we
Speaker 3: actually got a house a place to say, we stayed
Speaker 3: at like a bed and breakfast it was a fairly
Speaker 3: sizeable place. They had a few rooms. And is this
Speaker 3: up the upstairs window?
Speaker 2: Maybe you talking at the house one time you said
Speaker 2: you were in your kid of something at the upstairs window,
Speaker 2: And I continue to tell you this is probably that story.
Speaker 3: Because I only have a few of them, I just
Speaker 3: trot them out again and again. But I was outside
Speaker 3: playing la la, yeah, just being a happy, carefree child.
Speaker 3: Sence I was being watched. Turned around, this story turned around,
Speaker 3: and the people who ran the airbnb had like a
Speaker 3: son who probably would have been about maybe fourteen or fifteen,
Speaker 3: which to me, you know, as a nine year old,
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, agrew on now. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I'm probably misremembering. He was probably a decent enough kid,
Speaker 3: but he's very pale in that English fashion, and he
Speaker 3: was looking at me through the window and it kind
Speaker 3: of looked like not Damien from the Omen, but like
Speaker 3: Damien Omen too, teenage Damien. He had like black tear, yeah,
Speaker 3: pale face, and he was just fucking staring at me
Speaker 3: like like he was amused by like I was a bug, like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at this little thing that's following away. He's like
Speaker 3: looking at him. It's kind of smiling. How close to
Speaker 3: you was he? Oh no, it was a fair distance away.
Speaker 2: But he's just watching you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I mean I don't think he
Speaker 3: was like watching me like I'm going to crush his
Speaker 3: bones to make my bread or anything like that. I
Speaker 3: think it was just likely this fucking idiot because I
Speaker 3: was probably like la la having fun in the snow
Speaker 3: or something like that. I literally screamed, like like a
Speaker 3: ned Flanner's.
Speaker 4: Like, ah, grapes.
Speaker 3: Because it just looks so fucking terrifying and it stuck
Speaker 3: with me to this day.
Speaker 2: Did you ever speak to the guy?
Speaker 3: No? No, He's probably like can I come in and
Speaker 3: clean the snow too? We could be best berdies.
Speaker 2: Oh I wanted it's a friend. I forget it. For
Speaker 2: his first human contact in years.
Speaker 3: They finally let him out of the basement. That's like,
Speaker 3: he's probably.
Speaker 2: The nicest guy ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's probably like I just wanted to be
Speaker 3: friends with this Australian and he fucking screamed when he
Speaker 3: saw me.
Speaker 2: That haunted him forever.
Speaker 3: That's right anyway.
Speaker 2: But it's time for the it's retail launch and how
Speaker 2: are you doing, Kathy? She's having a great time the
Speaker 2: old lady. She wants to try it as well.
Speaker 3: Is it? I keep forgetting the name of the woodwork
Speaker 3: teacher because is he the one who gets in it first?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, that's not It's just a random Okay.
Speaker 2: It's got the same sort of screwing around, stops going
Speaker 2: around's got the same characters on with the hair. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's not him. No, perhaps growing around so much.
Speaker 2: The boys get cousin Kyle to sled the you teach
Speaker 2: him how to sled. They attached to the buster Connecticut,
Speaker 2: and he's off. I did kind of feel sorry for
Speaker 2: him here. I did like the fact that do you
Speaker 2: think he knew what they were doing? Because he kept
Speaker 2: blaming himself and I'm still sorry. I'm still sorry. I
Speaker 2: think he is obliviate to the fact that they're treating
Speaker 2: in this way.
Speaker 3: I think that the fact that he's a fish out
Speaker 3: of water doesn't really know how things operate in Oh
Speaker 3: my God, Colorado part Colorado. Yeah, he's not sure how
Speaker 3: things operating this part of the world.
Speaker 2: He's a city boy.
Speaker 3: He's a city boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, this may well be how you have
Speaker 2: fun in Colorado. He gets taken away he's fine, he's
Speaker 2: he's fine. Then the commercial for it two million of
Speaker 2: sold sizes for the entire family is the baby moment,
Speaker 2: and you go because they just enough.
Speaker 3: That's just a great gag though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, then we get but you get a celebrity endorsement.
Speaker 2: We do, but that's travolter. Yes, but they don't do
Speaker 2: that only gad they everything. I was just so.
Speaker 3: Disappointed with that. No, they're really just that was the
Speaker 3: perfect stopping and go No, but they are just, shall
Speaker 3: we say, paying lip service to the long standing rumors
Speaker 3: about one John Travolta.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do get a oil facial of somebody at
Speaker 2: some point. You see that. I did see that, Yes,
Speaker 2: and it's better than flying, or it's better than flying.
Speaker 2: Kyle is what looks gay? And then Sheila says, where's
Speaker 2: cousin Kyle? And he's like, I don't know, maybe he's
Speaker 2: gone back home. He arrives he or disheveled. Chila takes
Speaker 2: him away to fix him, and Carl's like, oh god,
Speaker 2: the horror horror character can't get rid of him, Like
Speaker 2: Michael Myers. Garrison is now Canty's money at its motors
Speaker 2: and ready points out, can I just use these buttons
Speaker 2: here and having things insert into my anus my mouth,
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, I guess what.
Speaker 3: By the way, you may have noticed outside the showroom
Speaker 3: or factory or whatever, they have a fountain that is well,
Speaker 3: should we say, very phallic?
Speaker 2: Is it really? I didn't notice that. I'll go back
Speaker 2: and check it out. The kids and now at the
Speaker 2: airport and they're the only ones there because everyone's now
Speaker 2: using the gyroscopes and at the fire of the employees
Speaker 2: due to the sales, anyone's here finds a toneail Clip
Speaker 2: shoots Kenny. It feels like as a show they're almost
Speaker 2: sick of Kenny and having to kill him. His deaths
Speaker 2: don't really mean anything anymore as a character. I know
Speaker 2: that the death part of it played out welllast things
Speaker 2: a view, it's kind of played out now as well.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, well this is posts movie Bigger Long run
Speaker 3: Car where it sort of reached its apex with that.
Speaker 2: That was it, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like, we don't really need to do this anymore.
Speaker 3: He reached the natural.
Speaker 2: Conclusion of him, I think, yeah, yeah, I know he
Speaker 2: does go away from the show for a while, coming
Speaker 2: up very soon, but yeah, so he basically gets shot
Speaker 2: in the head here by the by the worker because
Speaker 2: he has the tone note clipper. This is just now
Speaker 2: hide and seek to kind of get rid of cousin Kyle.
Speaker 2: It's very confined. My legs get creamped. They put him
Speaker 2: on the plane and gets in the box. I'll put
Speaker 2: him on the plane. Oh no, I did it again.
Speaker 2: Now the government now shut him down, Garrison. They're gonna
Speaker 2: be bailing at the airlines once again. And Garrison's pointing
Speaker 2: out that you know they're only losing money because of
Speaker 2: their own competence. Well, why we keep why do we
Speaker 2: keep baling them out?
Speaker 3: Airline? Motherfuckers?
Speaker 2: I just thought it was a great rant. Then Sheila
Speaker 2: is borried about cousin Kyle again, but he arrives, he
Speaker 2: blames himself, and the boys just can't believe. God just
Speaker 2: can't get rid of this kid. I keep trying to
Speaker 2: get rid of him. His kids returning, But then suddenly
Speaker 2: he's going home. His mother's feeling better. Oh no, his
Speaker 2: mother needs back.
Speaker 3: His mother needs him back.
Speaker 2: And he received the five million dollar bailout money. That's
Speaker 2: correct because he invested, because he's investment bank and he
Speaker 2: invested in the It company. So then now realized wait
Speaker 2: a minute, shit, don't go anyway.
Speaker 3: Care well, there you go. That's the foreshadowing from when
Speaker 3: he rocked up to the investors meeting earlier.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, there that is the playoff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it wasn't acknowledged. But yeah, you may have
Speaker 3: already gathered this. But Parker and Stone more clever than
Speaker 3: Dannel and God.
Speaker 2: But even just planning to said that he wants to
Speaker 2: be an investment banker in the classroom, and he arrives
Speaker 2: at the investment meeting, and then he invested, and now
Speaker 2: he's got five million dollars.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: We're constantly fixing the Simpsons. We can't fix out No
Speaker 2: at this point anyway, they're ahead of us. Yes, so
Speaker 2: they try to put together this fake and we learned
Speaker 2: something today.
Speaker 1: You see, I've learned something today. Sometimes people have trouble
Speaker 1: fitting in it at school. And and let's see what
Speaker 1: did I learn about? What do I learn about that?
Speaker 1: I learned that you shouldn't judge somebody because no, wait, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's good. What were we gonna say? Nacian guys, I
Speaker 1: appreciate you wanting me around, but the fact of the
Speaker 1: matter is, well, you guys are just kind of douchebags.
Speaker 1: What I mean, you people are all just such hick
Speaker 1: jack rednecks. It's like you're right out of a stereotype catalog.
Speaker 1: I can't take it. See you, dude, week good yet you?
Speaker 3: Season five South Park is unreal so far, I reckon
Speaker 3: it's kicking goals mostly. I mean I think we've had
Speaker 3: one or two episodes where.
Speaker 2: I mean last week it wasn't necessarily all that funny,
Speaker 2: had funny moments. Bad episode less than some.
Speaker 3: Of their parts. Absolutely, Yeah, I think this kind of
Speaker 3: had it going on all the way through work out
Speaker 3: pretty well. Yeah, it had an overarching theme and things
Speaker 3: to say, and it had a lot of gags started throughout.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it worked. Won't say on every level, but
Speaker 3: to know it you walk away feeling.
Speaker 2: Satisfied one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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