Speaker 1: H neonic for my adoptions has us. Hi, welcome to Boorda.
I was the're gonna do a podcast? Yeah, Hi, Yeah,
what's what's popping?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Tyler cell the d M. Yeah, this is part five
of the one hundredth episode. We're also here and it
goes the pain in the ass, the codas chaotic, Jacob
is gay, and Tyler's is still Tyler. We're all we're
all kind for.
Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like we're missing somebody we're not.
Speaker 4: Spiritually.
Speaker 1: Maybe who are we missing spiritually?
Speaker 5: Definitely, this is definitely lasting lacking some spirituality. But degenerates.
Speaker 1: Am not I am, Yes, yes, I am a god.
Speaker 2: He's right, he's not a degenerate. He's a ginger, therefore
no soul.
Speaker 5: He's a potato.
Speaker 1: Uh huh ha ha ha ha ha has there's.
Speaker 3: Only that without bursting into flames.
Speaker 5: There's only one person here.
Speaker 1: I'm not on consecrated ground, so.
Speaker 5: And that's Tyler. Because I think out of all of us,
Tyler is the only the closest one to a normy
that's in this group.
Speaker 4: Only other ignorance have enlightened me greatly.
Speaker 1: You, you poor poor sweet man.
Speaker 3: The the show that I had no part in his corruption.
Speaker 1: Who you mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I have stood there and you watched.
Speaker 5: No, no, you participated, Jacob. The ship you and the
ship you and Devin have forced upon Tyler's virgin ears
can never be undone. Bill.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, there's a handful. There's a handful. I educate.
I educate Tyler. Okay, I edue McKay, all right. I
don't try out ount traumatize. I educate.
Speaker 5: Ah No, just the same way they educated the re
education cabs in China.
Speaker 1: Do shut the fuck up. That's not the same thing.
Speaker 2: That's what they did to my people. Not but sixty
years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh god, we're not Is that sixty years ago?
Speaker 2: Native America? No? Well kind of yeah. The Native American
kids were taken from my parents and put into Christian
boarding schools. My dad was one of those kids.
Speaker 1: Oh can they Oh Canada, you're not my Canada.
Speaker 2: No, the States did it too.
Speaker 1: Oh stays dead too.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. It's just not talked about kind of it is,
but not really. We were.
Speaker 1: Started it.
Speaker 4: We were like, yeah, this is a great idea, Canda,
you should get on this.
Speaker 1: M hm wow, Well can is known for it.
Speaker 2: If I'm would be a friend. My dad kind of
deserves it. He's a bit of an asshole.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to edit all this part out the
street for the fun. Oh my god, you're upsetting You're
upsetting the gay You're upsetting Jacob. What Devin?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 6: When when you when you edit these you need to
start saving these little edited bits, and then you and
me are going to go through them and pick up
the juiciest ones and make like a fucking boyd bloop
blooper real.
Speaker 5: Vood unhinged. Oh yeah, I know, we'll call it. We'll
call it void Honica.
Speaker 1: Unlubed, unlubed girl, because that's raw. I hate Raw's law.
I can't with y'all. I can't with you. Let me
tell you. There's a lot. There's a lot, Okay, I
have I have all the recordings, all going all the
way back to campaign one. There's a lot of unhinged buffoonery.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be like the spartans arguing about Pokemon.
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So yeah, Tyler, take it away.
Speaker 4: Okay, we don't introduce our players yet.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. Well, you know, what.
Speaker 5: Cool. I'm Devin.
Speaker 1: I play vas Coolbean's cool Goo Cool. I play Uzy Boy.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm in the goo. I play uh one of
his characters.
Speaker 1: Ingus, Ingus and Mingus.
Speaker 3: Okay, I Jacob, I play Narnar.
Speaker 2: Arenar. I'm Dakota. I play a Braxis.
Speaker 1: That is so well, so well?
Speaker 4: Ok I just I just want to get this. So
we've left off, you'll have left the lab and you've
been enlightened. You you know everything while you're here. After
you know that her name is Nadia.
Speaker 1: I know too much.
Speaker 4: And you have a choice. Now do you pursue her
up to the top floor?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, we're gonna suck her up. Okay.
Speaker 2: The other choice? What were What was the answer if
I said no? A bractice is like, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I also want to know what is it?
Biggs in a braxis just.
Speaker 2: Like no, Like I killed a giant goose on my
own while y'all watched. That was rude. I'm out. I did.
Speaker 1: You did? You did to be fair?
Speaker 5: Now you we offered to help. You were a few
saying I don't need no help. I got this, and
you don't play the victims because of your for your
own stupidity.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not my stupidity, it's my humorous pink thing.
Difference then, but I still and you all still sat
by and watched, and my point was not incorrect.
Speaker 5: No, no, we didn't watch. We didn't know. We didn't
know you were fighting. We were trying to figure out
the door going after the treasure chest, and then we
just heard honking like you.
Speaker 2: Were too focused on not your teammates. That's not my fault.
You all are diligent.
Speaker 1: Hey, you lived, did you?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 5: Look, we look. There was a lamp in the room.
We thought it was you.
Speaker 2: The point is I just did it by myself without
any help.
Speaker 5: Okay, in that room we thought you were there the
whole time.
Speaker 1: You thought you were there the whole time.
Speaker 4: I asked, because it's like, oh, you all like it,
ready to go to the teleporters to make a small yes,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Get this bit.
Speaker 5: We all run like raccoons into the teleporter.
Speaker 4: Since a virgin wattle about bush bands, wattle, wattle, wattle, what.
Speaker 1: Hoz on?
Speaker 4: All right? So you should see that? Yeah, I mean
the room kind of big, and it's like it's really
far away. So like if there's a monologue that like
shout across the room.
Speaker 5: What No, it's like fucking.
Speaker 1: What, I can't hear you.
Speaker 4: We'll just say the acoustics of the room is really good.
Speaker 5: One of those rooms whispering to a corner and the
bitch on the other side.
Speaker 2: Here's it.
Speaker 4: So you see the person you're looking for. You have
one imposter that says what we're bounty is and you're like, yeah,
it's clearly her.
Speaker 1: This is this is the bitch.
Speaker 2: How many berries?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Oh? Many berries?
Speaker 5: All of them?
Speaker 2: One piece reference wanted posters. The berries is their currency.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all of them, Cody, Do I sound like a
fucking nerd?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Pie Like she got one of them. She's got all
the devilproach, she's got one of the black blades, and
she knows where the one piece is.
Speaker 2: Let's get her.
Speaker 5: She's gonna wait, wait, she's gonna expose the government. We
have to kill her.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so.
Speaker 2: Is she the new CEO of United Healthcare?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, god, oh my god, what's happening?
Speaker 3: Did Luigi? Did Luigi win our crew?
Speaker 5: I swear to God we have we have to avenge him.
If he's the one who ratted him out.
Speaker 4: He's like, do you have any idea what day it is?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Tuesday?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Well, actually I don't know how they ever hear of
calendar works if that.
Speaker 1: Matters at all. I mean eight days is a week.
Speaker 4: Today is the winter solstice. And yes, so I am
doing the doctor girlfriend the voice.
Speaker 1: Seven, Oh love it. Okay.
Speaker 4: If you s she's a smoker, that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I know you're talking about not the smoker grandma,
but mister man. Yeah, I got I got check.
Speaker 4: Today is the wind to sotice. Do you have any
idea what that means?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Who's supposed to.
Speaker 3: Daylight savings?
Speaker 2: Yes, I do your list. Sun is the furthest away
from our body celestially possible.
Speaker 5: It means I can eat ham every day of the
week and not be judged for it.
Speaker 4: Yes, both are technically correct, but at least one of
you is educated. Now you see this altar. I came
here for one purpose. I need to bring.
Speaker 1: Out the Sun God. The sun God.
Speaker 4: Yes, whoever gets her power gets the rule of the Earth,
I mean the planet rule Abbati, Yes, but the truthing.
I found some notes in the basement about a sun god.
Apparently this whole house was built specifically to worship her,
but I don't know how to get the ritual to work.
And then you jagobs show up and interrupt.
Speaker 2: Me once again, reiterate I'm talking to one of higher station. Please,
usually works quite well.
Speaker 4: Okay, she just like buries her face in her palm.
Speaker 1: Like, and why are you trying to.
Speaker 5: Gay?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Some of the freaking sun? Gun? If the power? What else?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You're my power of a god?
Speaker 4: Now okay, what else would you swon a god?
Speaker 8: Just to be like?
Speaker 1: Ahi, how are you?
Speaker 2: He is? Right? Bugger? That was a very silly question.
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to I wanted to clarify. Okay, that's all.
I just wanted to clarify.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty clear as water.
Speaker 4: Any second now the sun is gonna come up and
shine on this altar, and I I need a body
and it ain't gonna be mine, so it might as
well be. You want to use.
Speaker 1: One of hours, you say.
Speaker 2: The bugger's got multiple.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'm not giving her a body.
Speaker 5: I mean we just cut a piece of you off, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what comes to you? Does a body? Like? How
much of you is needed for you to have a body?
Like a third of you.
Speaker 4: I'm going an entire body.
Speaker 2: With this stuff.
Speaker 4: If I if I can get the sun goddess to
come out, and maybe she can bless me with a
much better life, because you have any idea how much
it sucks being on the road all the time, having
to survive and fight for your life.
Speaker 5: No, and we don't care, Chris.
Speaker 4: You don't.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we don't care.
Speaker 4: And I couldn't bring myself to sacrifice one of my
baby boys here referring to her heal hounds. Besides, it
needs to be a humanoid body. A dog wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: That also then discounts the bugger you're not a human.
Speaker 1: It discounts me.
Speaker 4: I guess technically you would count like for the sake
of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, yeah, okay, we could. We could, Yeah,
we could say that technically it would work for me.
Speaker 3: Here Nar in the background, Chip chip in, I would
die for you. I would die for your dogs.
Speaker 2: There we go. Nar has very kindly agreed to sacrifice
his body for your goddess.
Speaker 1: Uh. I don't think he did.
Speaker 2: He said he would die for the dog. If she
can't sacrifice the dog, that means she has to sacrifice.
Speaker 3: Are Oh hey, now I said, I die for them.
I sacrifice myself for them.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing your life will end.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 1: H huh huh.
Speaker 2: And by sacrificing yourself for the dog, your death is
ultimately put into better service for the dog.
Speaker 1: Huh huh.
Speaker 4: I barely have time to debate. So whose body is
it gonna be?
Speaker 5: I hold my hand away? Wait, hang on, you started this,
so who's wait? Who is you be sacrificing now or not?
Just ignore them?
Speaker 1: The BBG, NO, no VAX will step up? You know what?
You know what? You're right? You're right. I mean I'm
gonna oose. I could take a portion to me all.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: Am I actually work?
Speaker 2: Can I? Can? I step forward? No? No has the
has the bad guy given their motto, the mantra, the
thing that monologue. There we go.
Speaker 4: I suppose technically they have. It's just like I've been
up here. I've been trying to survive. I know there's
bounty on my head. Now I need to sacrifice. Who's
it going to be?
Speaker 2: You know what? My life is robotic and it doesn't
have much meeting. If I can sacrifice it in the
name of a better god, I use my anti magic
barrier in my armor.
Speaker 1: Ah, you're what.
Speaker 2: My armor has anti I have anti magic armor. That
was one of the things I requested it allows you said, no,
I didn't. I just said the.
Speaker 4: Did I I remember you sending me the storm of
like belt of storm giants and gloves.
Speaker 2: Uh fuck uh dam oh man, I thought I had
the anti passion of my anti barrier. Oh that was
gonna end very differently.
Speaker 5: Oh God, like the rage.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna rewind. No wait, that's not what happened.
Speaker 2: Damn it, I forgot. You're right. I did take the
starting giant and the gauntlets.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: I mean if y'all want to voluntarily sacrifice one if
your party members, you can, or you can just try
and kill her.
Speaker 2: Renard did did offer himself up.
Speaker 1: He has to be an agreement, like, yeah, now that
is gonna walk up. No no, no, no, no, no,
I would he waddled. He kind of just waddles up to.
Speaker 2: Little sharping noise.
Speaker 1: Like bubble boopo uh and he looks up at her.
Name's naughty a right, yes, destructive wave at seventh level.
Any creature within thirty feet of me, make a con
save please with Then how about you have thirty feet
of me that include that's basically everybody.
Speaker 4: You are it what okay, I'm gonna do for the
hell Helm next?
Speaker 1: Okay, so one hend Helm pass and the others fail.
Jacob pass, definitely passed. Yeah, yep, you definitely passed. Dakota
passed twenty four eight for Dakota, and then now we
got Janes or Indigo and to go past.
Speaker 2: Is it thirty one?
Speaker 1: Alright? With a thirty one? So at seventh level is
going to be a.
Speaker 5: Just gonna cowgar it.
Speaker 1: Six no seventy six thunder damage and seventy six radiant
damage and knocked prone and of course the creatures succeeded
take half damage, so that is going to be.
Speaker 2: I take I think because I have a vasion, I
take no damage.
Speaker 1: You take no damage, you take no damage. So this
will be the first be thunder damage twenty two points
of thunder damage for the ones that failed, and eleven
for the ones who passed. And then radiant damage twenty
four points of radiant damage or twelve if you pass.
Speaker 3: So wait, uh was that was twelve and one was
the other.
Speaker 1: One twelve and eleven? So the ones who passed the
saving throw take eleven thunder damage and twelve radiant damage,
or if you fail, take twenty two thunder damage and
twenty four radiant.
Speaker 2: I take.
Speaker 5: Four damage total or six damage.
Speaker 4: Table mm hmm yeah, and some of these are not prone.
Let me get out I did what about the lady?
Speaker 5: Lady, I'm just glad you had them.
Speaker 7: I'll put them on.
Speaker 1: How's every how's everyone looking?
Speaker 5: I think I took six, six whole points of damage.
I will be avenging later.
Speaker 2: Careful with your spells.
Speaker 1: I was talking about the Oh, well.
Speaker 4: One of the hounds is fine, the others are prone.
Say yeah, yeah, she did not pass.
Speaker 1: Eat ship are no. I'm assuming that will indicate initiative.
I'm assuming right, Well I might as well.
Speaker 2: So I have a quick question. Yeah, are the hell
hounds her summons or are they their pets? Okay, David
s my initiative is actually an eighteen. I think, if
I'm correctly, is not showing eighteen because brackish audacity doesn't
add to my initiative. Through the D and D thing.
Speaker 1: You can yeah, change the money, I don't.
Speaker 4: All right, So I guess this sparks initiative, and obviously
she's pissed.
Speaker 1: Oh I would think. So she just got riggedy wrecked,
got bit slapped.
Speaker 3: Got riggedy riggedy wrecked.
Speaker 1: So what is there I'm going to try and do
of Who's first up? That's fingus James. We'll go on,
make me with Dave for who or a little bit?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh well that sex is probably a thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's problematic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna where are you Bacon on.
Speaker 2: To your left immediately, so take right.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna move. I'm gonna be yeah, I'm gonna be
right here. How do I paying a spot?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 5: Can you see that time I'm telling importing her? Yeah, okay,
I'm teleporting her right here?
Speaker 1: Okay are you teleporting her? Got it? You're with the
branches of the tree. You're able to teleport a creature
with them?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah yeah. Not out of time for gratuitous violence,
because ladies and.
Speaker 1: Job you don't know he is a barbarian path of
the world tree.
Speaker 5: And out rage at Angie you and I'm going to.
Speaker 7: Uh okay, oh I don't need that.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna reckless her.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna I'll go with the bench.
Speaker 1: Who twenty six and twenty two.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, they okay, cool.
Speaker 5: Either of these were chrits, so.
Speaker 1: I guess thats that was doesn't want to work.
Speaker 5: Fucking nerd ignored the ignore the bottom one.
Speaker 1: Just the first two nineteen four rage, fifteen slashes, nineteen damage,
and then twenty seven damage. The second yea lyddy fucking
titty goddamn.
Speaker 5: I'm uh and you're here to make a strength save
as I attempt to knock her prone.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, so she is well on the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's prom because of me.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, Okay, we're just gonna do.
Speaker 1: The jojo meme and just beat the ship out.
Speaker 4: I I end my turn, all right, Well that definitely hurt,
but it's not enough.
Speaker 1: A bratis, I.
Speaker 2: Wanna try to sneak attack funny that is. Oh so
that's gonna be h seventeen plus that's thirteen damn. And
then I'm going to unarmed strike you as a bonus
action nineteen.
Speaker 3: That hits.
Speaker 2: So she takes eight blungeting damage, eight force damage, and
then I heal for eight but I don't have any damage,
so I don't and now I'm going to take my
other attack action twenty two.
Speaker 4: Okay, that hits.
Speaker 2: Twelve budgeting seven force. And now I'm going to use
fury of blows, which immediately after I take an attack action. Oh,
I'm just gonna do this. I can use my bonus
action for two separate unarmed attack burning a key point.
So I will burn one key point, bringing it down
to fourteen, and I will attack toice more.
Speaker 1: Damn God, damn he's sucking her up.
Speaker 2: Uh and then so two more so nine bludgeoning two force,
thirteen bludgeoning eleven force. And then I'm gonna do one
more unarmed bonus attack. No, no, no, no, that's never mind. No,
that was it. That was both my bonus attacks. I lied.
Speaker 5: Hold up, I have to do one last thing, Cody.
Speaker 7: Uh mm hmmm, fuck you.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool Hoddy, you gained sixteen temporary hit points.
Speaker 7: Alright, that's it.
Speaker 2: I U bonus actions. I'll burn Okay, I end my turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're up the Devin. Oh right, so I am
going to slither kind of ooze my way around La
la la la La La la la la five ten fifteen,
twenty twenty five. And I'm all like ooze right, brother,
La La la la la la La. And then I'm
going to do. I can do two attacks because I
have an extra attack I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Love Oh shit, hang on question hmm, she's prone, right,
wouldn't we have advantage?
Speaker 1: I mean technically, but you've already been hitting her anyway.
Speaker 2: I mean one of my uh just so if you
quit on your second, because it rolls advantage all the time,
just if you quit bet out for it.
Speaker 5: Her.
Speaker 1: Okay, So one of them was a crypt which.
Speaker 2: Was I'm gonna I missed, I missed, I missed mine,
So I'm gonna ignore that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So if she can make me a
dexterious saving throat, not yet wall on the crown twenty
three damn she passes. So with that we call lightning.
Speaker 2: She is going to.
Speaker 1: So she'ld be taking half damage be thirty one two
fifteen points of lightning damage and five points of lightning damage,
so in total that w twenty points of lightning damage.
And then she is going not she uh vex is
going to do to that level. We're going to do
the psycond glance. She needs to make a that's rude.
The target must have seen intelligence savings throw. So if
you can make an intelligence saving throw for me, that'd
be great. Eighteen fails. So with that, uh ten six
that's at level four so one so thirteen D six
psychic damage? Yes, forty nine points of psychic damage okay,
and that will be.
Speaker 2: Huh what have I two?
Speaker 1: I could wild shape goddamn fourth level?
Speaker 5: Devin, you didn't study your class, your character.
Speaker 1: I did. I did. I'm just like, m do I want.
Speaker 7: To do that?
Speaker 2: Sound like.
Speaker 1: You know what? How about you like Minja Beza?
Speaker 5: This is our business.
Speaker 6: I mean technically right now, we need to know how
hard we have to carry, how much we have to
carry carry?
Speaker 1: Girl, I just fucked her up.
Speaker 2: Forty nine damage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he also fucked us up to.
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't get hit by his attack.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 2: It triggered me, triggered good.
Speaker 1: Good, good good? I mean I will in my turn,
so nar nar okay, Oh my god, fuck him up,
fuck him up, fuck her up. Peter asked, make it
literally the meme from Jojo. We're all just like surrounding her,
beating the ship out of her.
Speaker 4: Oh, this abounty you don't even know like how much
it is.
Speaker 1: No, we don't. We're just gonna fucking butcher this woman.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna you know, we're not gonna question it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm lawful evil, so that makes sense. But
like the rest of y'all, y'all journing in.
Speaker 2: No I'm chaotic or some sort of evil. I chose
neutral evil. I chose neutral evil. The world is pain,
and it is my job to bring that upon your
miserable souls.
Speaker 1: The poor dogs are just watching their owner get fucking butchered.
Speaker 4: Well, they can't act fast enough and they're prone except
for one of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, and I.
Speaker 2: Excuse Can I talk to the dogs and see if
I can get them to just not attack us?
Speaker 5: No, No, I can the robot barking at the dogs.
Speaker 2: Because I have I do have tongue of the Sun
and Moon, and if it is a creature that has
the language, it will understand me.
Speaker 4: There's a difference between it understanding you and loyalties.
Speaker 2: That's why I have a really high persuasion in intimidation.
Speaker 1: Well, let Jacob go first. If we're you doing.
Speaker 2: Now, Joe, I purnt on my actions and stuff. I
can't do anything. I was joking.
Speaker 3: I think I was just trying to double check if
I out like if my class gives me like a
bonus action or like an extra action for spell casting
or just even attacking.
Speaker 5: But it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out, like, all right, what
can I do?
Speaker 2: You have any change by any chance?
Speaker 3: Nope, David.
Speaker 2: Good. Their thing is, did you remember to bring the chains?
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 5: No, I did not.
Speaker 2: Unfortunate, it was your idea. It was okay, Sucket, I
believe you can do it.
Speaker 3: Sunbeam, oh ship on this beat. Uh So, I'm I
want to apologize because here's the thing. Yep line, bitch,
get over here. So it's gonna be a thirty foot
line from me, and she's gonna be a dead center.
But it is five feet wide, and every creature within
range needs to make a constitution safe.
Speaker 1: And I have disadvantaged because you do. Okay, we're doing that,
got it? Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You're not in it.
Speaker 1: No, you're not.
Speaker 2: Let me think, Vin, how are you in it? You're
not in the same space as her. It's five feet white,
it's one one square.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I guess I'm not. I'm not hit.
Speaker 5: Then, bro. If we surround her, she can't escape.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: So she has to make a constitution safe for that
sun boom.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately I did not close the circle or that's my
fault complete the circle.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why can I click on? I'm like, I'm
looking at the wrong staff.
Speaker 1: Nineteen, she takes half to right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she takes half damage.
Speaker 1: Fucking horror and she glows up like a Christmas straight.
Speaker 9: So she takes so that is sixty eight and I
don't know it doesn't get my modifiers soon, So she's
going to take I guess nine damage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Trying to calculate how much damage y'all do during this round. Collectively,
y'all did over two hundred seventy damage.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's that right.
Speaker 5: I did warn you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a lot of this.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say anything else, but point is, I
didn't think it'd be that it's so fast.
Speaker 1: But is this is what you're all.
Speaker 4: Going to do? Jacob?
Speaker 3: That's all I can do?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So the one hell hound who is not knocked prone, Like,
do they have to like spend the turn getting up?
Speaker 5: No, they have to spend half their half their move feed.
Speaker 4: Oh half the okay? How fast did I make them? Oh? Okay?
So they can all. I guess just this one, who
wasn'tknocked prone can move full speed, but the other ones
take their time. Yeah, okay, this one's gonna go for Bengus.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, how about this? Well that didn't hit anyway?
Fire breath did not hit two? Two? Does new ship?
Speaker 4: Hey let me see mm hmmm, sorry I wasn't pressing
the button. Dow was like, why isn't this thing going
away like my little marker? And because I left it
on linger instead of instant. But yeah, they're all going
to gang up like surround you. So these two bring
These two arefer Dakota, and this one is for James.
So I get the one present attacking James first eighteen
miss okay it Jompson doesn't get you. These other two
will be going for a.
Speaker 1: Braxis this this seven fourteen? Okay?
Speaker 4: So they do nothing. Next up is Nadia.
Speaker 1: Oh oh god.
Speaker 4: Oh, considering that she's been getting smacked the hell up.
Speaker 1: That's true, lean back, I'm to tackle the melee.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I didn't mean it.
Speaker 1: Oh whenever he would Melee.
Speaker 5: Tag, oh, you should have done that a long time ago.
You should have done that. When I smacked her, I.
Speaker 4: Was gonna let you get like a free round to
just smack her down, because she's just surprised at like
how much you're whooping her.
Speaker 9: No, surprised by the audacity.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have her do.
Speaker 4: Oh jude, how did I set this up? Okay, I'm
gonna have her order her hounds to move.
Speaker 1: Okay, multi attack can make two attacks per turn. This
includes ordering the hell house or attack.
Speaker 4: Okay, work, move her hell hounds in a certain pattern.
Speaker 1: Right in front of her. Oh, she's making a shield.
Speaker 4: Which this does brooke a tax opportunity.
Speaker 1: Well not for me anyway.
Speaker 2: I'll take it.
Speaker 4: Uh. Okay, that hits, that hits ouch four.
Speaker 1: And also we got a twenty four, twenty nine twenty.
Speaker 4: Wait a second, I checked their ac wrong. Oh oh,
okay one, the twenty nine hits, the twenty fours don't
damn Okay, I made them stronger, and you can What
is your passive perception, all of you?
Speaker 3: Our passive perception?
Speaker 1: Yep eighteen.
Speaker 4: You notice they're wearing custom fitted armor.
Speaker 1: Of course they are.
Speaker 3: Okay, see let me see it.
Speaker 2: Let me see what's my pass uh thirteen.
Speaker 3: Fifteen, Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4: All notice that they're wearing custom fitted armor, so their
AC is a little higher.
Speaker 1: Oh but she's.
Speaker 4: Going to use bolt shot on.
Speaker 1: Nar NR. She's gonna do one now, bolt shot to
the face.
Speaker 4: Yep, she's gonna hit you with the crossbow bolt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one second?
Speaker 5: Could you could you kindly undo that attack? I made?
Speaker 1: Which one the damage?
Speaker 5: The twenty points of stopping damage to one of the
hell did you want to do that? I don't want
to do that. I want to use my reactor for something.
Speaker 4: How do I undo a damage?
Speaker 5: You just put the points there? I'm not it's all right.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought You'm like in the message like, oh,
just make it like not happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just make it not happen.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, anyway she hits because.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I guess the I'll undo James's damage and
Jacob got hit with thirteen plus six and A gonna
roll the damage type.
Speaker 1: D six, so that will be your cry damage.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's listed in order. Wait wait a minute, acid cold.
Speaker 3: Fire light, So twenty three damage in total?
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty three. I think that's nineteen.
Speaker 3: Well it's thirteen, yeah, nineteen, but what's this? What's the
the extra four?
Speaker 1: The four is the which damage type? He chose.
Speaker 3: Oh so lightning, yes, okay, so so just nineteen.
Speaker 4: Then, okay, so it's nineteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Let me have set this up along, said.
Speaker 4: Two D eight.
Speaker 2: No, it's right.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the total nineteen damage and it's lightning, and
she's going to use a bonus action called SIP for
strike so she can move a little bit faster, but
she's not able to do anything else right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, So in response, I'd like to use my reaction
and force her to make a strength sake.
Speaker 4: Okay, why would you do a string.
Speaker 5: Safe because I'm attempting to grab her ass with the
branches of the world. I don't pour her right back?
Speaker 2: Oh I made it, damn.
Speaker 1: Oh so she passed.
Speaker 2: Eight.
Speaker 1: No she didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that's right. You have a ridiculous strength because
twenty nine.
Speaker 4: Sipped right back. So the other stuff, yeah, just get
sipped right back.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 5: Okay, Cody, where are you because I can't see your token.
Speaker 2: You're right here, right dirrectly to your left.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, cool, I'm gonna move here and you know
where to go now, Cody, right right here? Yeah, okay,
let's keep the Jojo meme going.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Ok yeah, but yeah, her turn was done. But I
guess he does get strike but doesn't really get to
doing things with it.
Speaker 5: I mean she got to deal an extra e eate
a force damage when she gets.
Speaker 1: Hit, I think when she attacks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah hit. Okay, my good.
Speaker 4: This brings us back to James to do more than.
Speaker 5: Just a reaction, right, yeah, that was just my reaction.
Speaker 4: Okay, So this ends naughtiest turn. Those two hits no cricks?
Speaker 7: Oh do I domo?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why did do three?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: Even are the bottom one the forty two points of them?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: So in total forty two points?
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, and I would like her to make a
strength check or be not pro.
Speaker 1: Strength.
Speaker 4: I don't know, like you sent me back up there.
Speaker 5: She is prone.
Speaker 1: I passed my turn, okay, I just scooch quick notes.
Speaker 5: All right, oh I can see you again.
Speaker 2: I am going to uh drop my drop my rapier
and an arm strike with what is it, stunning strike?
Will you know?
Speaker 7: You you.
Speaker 2: Lands?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah you can. It's kind of like Smite. You
can choose to do it after a hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just I'm just gonna say I'm doing it.
Only one hits, so needs to make a constitution saving throw.
I don't know what the con would be for that.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, it's a plus your stay, which should be your
wisdom plus.
Speaker 2: Your doesn't matter rolled in that one sto beautiful thing
is she stunned until my next turn and she still
takes damage. So and then now I also get to
because that was one of my key strikes, I get
to enact Gloria blows so bonus action two more unarmed
strikes at advantage because she because the sneak attack damage
doesn't give me the same type of damage output as
stunning strike, two unarmed strikes as a bonus action plus
my two D eight four damage.
Speaker 5: Aren't you a what level monk are you for?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But if I can't make my two unarmed strikes,
if that strike was done with a non bludgeoning.
Speaker 5: Weapon, okay, you don't have extra attack. That's why I
was asking.
Speaker 2: I do have extra attack?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so you're going to attack with your rapier
and then attack with your other your unarmed strike.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you were listening, I just said that sneak
attack does not prock the same amount of damage output
as unarmed strike and two bonus action strikes because my
flurry of blows gives me two armed strikes as a
single bonus action strike. So I get three attacks per
turn or.
Speaker 5: Actually rather than just you get four.
Speaker 2: No, because it's one strike my action flurry.
Speaker 5: Of excuse me, do you have at the feet extra
attack from the monk?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yes, but it says I only get they're gonna
get fifth level attacked twice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your your your level six, right?
Speaker 2: No, I'm level fourteen?
Speaker 5: Oh no in monk. Yes, yeah, so you get two
attacks when you attack. You can make one with your rapier,
one with you, and then two two with your with
your fury of blows.
Speaker 2: James listened really closely. Just listen. Sneak attack maxed out
with my rape year did thirty damage. I can do
more damage with three unarmed strikes than my rapier and
sneak attack. So rather than doing that, I'm gonna give
myself six attacks instead of attacks. And then so I'm
giving myself one extra attack instead of five attacks or damage.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I don't know how you're getting five attacks,
but go off.
Speaker 2: So sneak attack, bonus action, und armed attack, key strike,
two bonus action attacks. However, if I drop the sneak
attack for a key strike, it gives me two more
bonus action strikes.
Speaker 5: You know when you use fur your blows, that is
your bonus action.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it gives me two strikes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what. Yeah, you should have four attacks totally
not never mind, just go do it, roll your turn.
Speaker 4: Christmas.
Speaker 2: I've counted this like several times just to make sure
I'm doing it right.
Speaker 5: I know you're not.
Speaker 2: Well, go off or your blows would be my never mind,
it doesn't matter. We'll talk about it later at the end.
So that was the stunning strike. So then I get
two more unarmed strikes twenty seven and twenty nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, excuse me.
Speaker 1: Both of them hit.
Speaker 2: Thirteen and ten and then six and six. So that
was my first wave of attacks. Now I get my
second attack unarmed strike. I'm going to I mean, I
guess I can.
Speaker 5: Oh, I I don't. I should have thought. Yeah, No,
they're doing it wrong, dumb ass.
Speaker 2: How am I doing it wrong? Explain?
Speaker 5: You only have do you have your what's your rogue?
Are you a thief?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a wave of the thief, which gives
me two bonus actions.
Speaker 5: So you're doing double double, Okay, I never mind. I
see how you're doing it. I didn't know you were
a thief. That's sure an assassin.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just I'll just reargula, what Kennick, I have
to do a key strike right for la your blows
to work. Oh no, it's just an attack. It's just
an unarmed attack. Oh no, after okay, uh, I do
it the blow a key point. Yes, So I'll just
do a regular unarmed attack at twenty seven hits and
then I will do my two unarmed attacks twenty and
thirty two.
Speaker 4: Nah, thirty two does it? It's too high, it goes
so it goes back down to one.
Speaker 2: Twelve and eleven, eighteen and eleven and eight and seven
and six.
Speaker 4: Okay, she definitely looks a little, I don't know, in
need of medical attention.
Speaker 2: He's also stunned, is prone and stunned. So that's that
everything you can do hop off queens. Yeah, that's that's
really okay.
Speaker 4: Somewhere finally the Devon's turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Vex is gonna kind of loose back a
little bit, and he's going to pull out a little
wand a wand of orcists. It's like it's made of
bone as hard as iron, and he is going to
wave the wand to call upon the undead. So with
this ability, I can summon as many zombies as I
want until it hits about five hundred HP in total.
So on a typical zombie. On a typical zombie, typical
zombie has about fifteen HP, that will be about five
hundred delighted fifteen, that's gonna be thirty three zombies rise
up from from the ground.
Speaker 4: In me a texting, I sent you a token.
Speaker 1: There it is. I will say this is the zombies. No,
it's not what I want to do. What okay, okay,
we'll say these are zombies. Image yaws.
Speaker 4: Oh that's what that does. Okay, the focus ping like
drags your mouse and map up to like where you
do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool. I cannot add the token, so if
you can add the token.
Speaker 4: For me, okay, well I be adding it to just
to the the field.
Speaker 1: Just uh, add them to the map, Make thirty three
of them, and I will place them. I don't know
how we're gonna do that, both because I am summoning
thirty three undead.
Speaker 4: The hell hounds. Okay, you said you want to control
of this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me control it. I might be able to
copy and paste them four of them, okay, so I can,
so I can be the one to make okay copy
can Nope, I cannot. You're gonna have to give me
for grab the coffee and paste to make thirty three
of them for me because I can't. I can't do it. Okay,
So we're gonna do that. We're gonna do this. I
was good.
Speaker 4: Copy paste them in a group of for and then
you just move them.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well okay, sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry,
and you put them back in the group before, and
then you can just copy and paste them. They give
me thirty three, go for it.
Speaker 10: Sorry, that's one two thing?
Speaker 1: Oh shit?
Speaker 4: Well shoot, what the it's not fucking move hang on.
Speaker 1: Nope, there we go.
Speaker 4: I hain't know that should be thirty three.
Speaker 1: Letty titty alrighty, So we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna,
we're gonna surround everybody with these zombies. Yeah, it's not
gonna be pretty. We're about to I'm about to fuck everyone.
Speaker 5: Did you add all those zombies to the initiative?
Speaker 2: Tyler?
Speaker 4: Nope?
Speaker 1: What you can do is how is I can roll
initiative for them, or I mean for you. Just click
on one of them and add to turn and then all
the zombies will just do their thing at with one.
But once I move them, I will do the initiative
role unless you just want to put it to go
pop off after me or whatever.
Speaker 4: Well it's there, it's on the turn order.
Speaker 5: Why is there?
Speaker 2: Why is?
Speaker 1: Why is what?
Speaker 2: I here?
Speaker 5: Put them in the blank spaces?
Speaker 11: Why so you can surround the dogs and kill them?
Speaker 1: Ahded uh? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are you gonna feel this?
Speaker 2: Duh?
Speaker 1: Got all right? So let me roll their initiatives. We
can make a number for that. Fuck me, le me
lost the thing, so let me go back their initiative.
Speaker 2: We may have to retcon a few things. Why because
when I checked the double bonus action for Thief, I
guess it pulled up the ballers Gate version and not
the D and D version, because the D and D
version doesn't let you have a second attack or action.
It just lets you do a disengagement. Yeah, the apparently
the ballders Gate one is better, and it didn't. I
didn't tell me that it pulled up the ballders Gate one,
So you can, like i'd say, probably like a fair
amount of damage can be erased.
Speaker 4: I'd rather not do that because I'm working with a
calculator because going back to the sheet and like edding
the number all the time, it's dishearder to track. I'm like,
I'll just let you have it, and I want to
see what Devin's up.
Speaker 1: To, okay, So that happens to be my action for
this turn as a bonus action, because directly I can
do some bookery where are you okay? So as a
bonus action, I'm going to do story form and I'm
going to take the shape of the archer, and in
my story form, I can make a arranged attack. So
that will be what was that? That'd be what with
my deck stair, dame or wisdom? So no, that might
be a spell attack. Holed up? Let me see is
that could start a range spell attack?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: So I get my spell attack my bonus cool already,
So I the ooze is gonna kind of kind of
glow you see, like stars and the galaxies and ship
inside the ooze floating around as he kind of raises
his hand and it forms a some of the ooze
forms like a bow and arrow a bow, and then
light comes down as a as he pulls back the
light arrow. As I go in for an attack, they'd
be twenty three to hit. As I hit the twenty three, Yeah,
it would be one D eight plus my wisdom modifier,
which is a U five. Uh, that is eight points
of that's not a lot, but eight points of radiant damage.
But since that's a bonus action, I don't get my
extra attack because right now I don't do I no
DMS do I.
Speaker 4: I have no idea how that attack works.
Speaker 1: Because I because I have I have extra attack. But
I use my action for the zombies, and I use
my bonus action for the archer to make that range
attack and for my bonus action. But would that trigger?
Would that trigger extra attack?
Speaker 4: Now? I would say no, James the Coat. Now they
conveniently muted.
Speaker 5: Sorry I was muted?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: Okay? So I have so my action. I that's why
I brought in all the zombies and as my bonus action,
I did my story form and attacked with my archer
form my s onest action.
Speaker 5: Would that arrange it says when you when you turn
into it, you can make the attack. It's part of
the bone action.
Speaker 1: Yes, would that trigger extra attack?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: You can attack twice instead of once. Whenever you take
the attack action, you attack your turn. It has to
be you taken the attack action.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to take you have to take the
dedicated attack action.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to make sure. All right, then that's it.
That's all gond Okay, so that rings.
Speaker 2: Are no.
Speaker 1: M what Oh do you return my dude?
Speaker 12: Oh huh hmmm mm hmm okay, mm hmmmmm, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, h.
Speaker 1: M hm m hmmm hmm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so carry the one.
Speaker 2: Car I did the math. If you want to retcon
the damage I did, it's in discord chat.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna and my concentration on.
Speaker 4: Some meme.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cast storm of vengeance.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that'll start.
Speaker 4: Did you all pick abilities that would screw other over
other people?
Speaker 3: I did not pick any of these abilities.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just use you use the wand to orchest.
You'd be quiet there, quiet mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Look up my work, my work and despair.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, as you know I've asked, I take
no damage.
Speaker 13: Uh, let me see, don't have advantage. You gotta make
a you have to make a con save, not a
deck save.
Speaker 2: I can make I can use decks because my evasion Okay,
I can make it. I can make it dex. And also,
you know my decks and con saves are the same.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know I forgot to read the whole thing.
Speaker 13: Let me see the lightning storm three hundred and sixty feet.
Speaker 3: So pretty much the whole this whole fucking area, and
a here's each creature under the cloud on it appears,
must make a con save. So everybody needs to make
a con.
Speaker 1: Save, including the zombies.
Speaker 5: Uh huh, you've I got a twenty nine. He placed
all that ship and now they're all gone back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Out the zombies got seven, so they fail?
Speaker 3: Okay, uh okay, so what did okay? So what are
each ones? What are these each ones rolled for?
Speaker 5: So? Who?
Speaker 3: So the eighteen the two eighteens failed, well, the three
eighteens failed and they eight failed, but the only one
that passed was the twenty three twenty three. Oh these
are all for the hell hounds. Only one hell Hound pass.
Speaker 1: All the zombies well, unless you want me to do
it thirty three times, we could just say all the
zombies failed.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 13: Uh So on the field, say creature takes two d
thunder damage and becomes deafened for five minutes. It doesn't
say if they take half damage, so what is that
just no damage?
Speaker 3: Then if they succeed.
Speaker 5: No, they just don't get deafened.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, they take half damage.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 5: No, unless it says they take half damage, they take
full damage, they're just deafened.
Speaker 3: Okay, but what do they succeed? They're stating through.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if they succeed, they're not deafened. They still take
two D six.
Speaker 1: They still take the damage. You're gonna not deafen.
Speaker 3: Okay. Do I need to roll damage for each one
that failed?
Speaker 14: No, we can just do it for like collectively. Well
damn point three damn, so everybody takes three damage.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a multi round.
Speaker 5: Thing.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, and it only gets worse from here.
Speaker 13: Yes, uh so round one two D six, round round two.
Speaker 1: Next round.
Speaker 3: M hm, So hold on to your butt. That's all
I can make it fine?
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. It's taking longer than I thought. So do
you feel like a second phase?
Speaker 1: I mean don't, assuming I thus just tell.
Speaker 4: Assuming I can make it work considering the conditions. Basically,
she is beaten, bloody, and is coughing. Up blood and
can't move.
Speaker 2: And stunned and deafened and deafen.
Speaker 3: She has a shout, you're going down, bitch? What why?
Speaker 8: What the zeilant?
Speaker 1: Chocolate?
Speaker 2: What chocolate?
Speaker 4: He's like, okay, okay, you when you could you do
me a favor before you claim your bounty? You just
carry me over to the altar. I just want to
lie on something comfy.
Speaker 2: Hang on. Time out, time out, time out. I got
a question. What you want us to put you on
the bo on the altar, the very alter you needed
to sacrifice this living body to your god to bring
them to earth?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 2: You're about to die, right so your final action, your
final living action request is for us to put you
on your altar.
Speaker 1: Bex is like dunk question how she wants to do it.
Let's let her do it.
Speaker 4: Look, it doesn't make sense to me either, But I
just I really fucking hate being alive right.
Speaker 5: Now, buck that you're fuck that, you know what? I
guess I'm going for the I'm going for the headshot. Yeah, like,
no one likes being alive. Suck it up.
Speaker 1: That's not very good of you.
Speaker 5: This is this is kay Barry k ought of good
with me? Though, why am I gonna let the Why
am I gonna let the villain go out on their terms?
If anything, she should be and she should be put
in jail and forced to live.
Speaker 1: But you're going for the head. That's twenty three points
of dab ledge.
Speaker 5: I'm just aiming straight for her neck. She's on the
she's on the ground, she can't fight back. I'm going
for it.
Speaker 4: So you're going to attempt to decapitate her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, un, that's one of these idiots or the dogs
want to say otherwise.
Speaker 2: I mean, the dogs don't have an actual movement towards you.
They are trapped by some zonebase.
Speaker 5: Yeah they're well, they're trapped by me in the zombies,
so they could attack me.
Speaker 15: True, I mean one could like go for your arm.
Speaker 1: Le guess like it just tries to bite your arm
to hold you back.
Speaker 5: All right, what do you want me to make us?
Speaker 8: Rand say, yeah, seventeen, So basically just cleans your arm.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't slow down at all.
Speaker 2: You rolled a two for your safe Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: The modest coully like full mass are raging, burning for vengeance, raging.
Speaker 1: The burning for vengeance.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you smack her in the head.
Speaker 1: Did she just lying there?
Speaker 5: I am over the table. Is there gonna be a
second phase because we only got like an hour.
Speaker 4: I really want there to be. Oh okay, conditions have
to actually work, and if they don't, then there's not
gonna be any second phase. Oh but I'm not gonna
take what those conditions are.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know what, Dakota, I'll lead this up to you.
Do you want to give her her death wish or
you want to let me cut her head off? I
will trust a braxis.
Speaker 2: You're doing this in the service of your god. My
character's asking your character. This is in the service of
your god.
Speaker 5: Oh you're asking me?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, sorry.
Speaker 4: She's like, I don't have a fucking god. I just
wanted a better life. If I had just just line
me on the autre can dine in peace.
Speaker 1: You can collect your bounty or whatever.
Speaker 4: I don't even care about bringing her back, which will
probably won't even work anyway.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna raise my sword. You can intervene it any time,
quot or you don't want this to happen.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, you really answered wrong. I'm a monk. I dedicate
my life to the gods that I serve you just
said spitting the very thing.
Speaker 5: Ah, I'm gonna raise my sword and say, may you
take may you endure the torment, May your soul endure
the tournament you forced upon all the others, And I'm
gonna cut her head off.
Speaker 4: Uh uh oh, now she's headless.
Speaker 5: No, she's ugly.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the name in part five. Oh, no,
she's headless.
Speaker 4: It would be hilarious if you're like, well, we buys
will utter her wish any wait, but you carry your
headless fine up?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'll do? Just that?
Speaker 5: Wouldn't even put her on there nicely. We just kind
of just toss her over the altar.
Speaker 2: I will I will rest her very peacefully and properly.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll move her up on the altar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna pick up her head and throw it
to the dogs.
Speaker 4: They just look at it and they're just sad.
Speaker 2: Hell, did I walk?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna walk a booger?
Speaker 2: Did I walk?
Speaker 5: I walked through you because you're in the way.
Speaker 2: Can I see if there's any special inscriptions on the altar?
Speaker 4: And thought that far ahead? But actually you can I
can try to buy.
Speaker 2: Something, Okay, Well, then I will it's Arcana. Uh no,
you don't have a clue.
Speaker 1: Uh sixteen for Arcanna. He still don't have a glue.
Speaker 5: It's a riddle that says how long do I live?
And the answer is about seven books.
Speaker 4: I do have a special request. Could you back away
from the altar?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: So the sun comes up and it looks a little
brighter out. Oh, and then something happens. Oh, her headless
body is lifted up. Oh it's levitating. Oh no, it
begins to ready with a glowing light.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh no, y'all might have fucked up. Oh
oh no, we fucked up.
Speaker 4: Her body increases in size, and seeing that her head
isn't attached, she gets a new face.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Oh oh hello, okay.
Speaker 4: So I can send you her full picture later.
Speaker 1: Police do I'm liking what I'm seeing here. It's giving.
It's giving day of the dead. Absolutely okay. So is
her body becomes this?
Speaker 2: And to speak up?
Speaker 1: Oh I would not talk while she's getting ready?
Speaker 2: Oh okay?
Speaker 5: Oh oh no, Neam said, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck.
Speaker 4: And then she's like, I am n Sencia, the Sun reborn.
I demand your worship.
Speaker 1: Oh oh shit.
Speaker 8: Okay, now what do y'all want to do?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 5: I look at a practice and go, this is I
look at a practice and go, this is your fault.
Speaker 2: You realize what is her alignment?
Speaker 4: I didn't think about an alignment. I just just thought
about making.
Speaker 1: Her live, making her live? Well, what is what do
you want that? You can do whatever you want with us. God,
it's your creation. Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just because their sun God doesn't mean they gotta
be good exactly.
Speaker 5: M hm.
Speaker 2: Depending on where you're coming from, the God of the
sun would be almost considered evil.
Speaker 4: I suppose so. And it depending on the person whose
body she inhabited, it could affect how she behaves.
Speaker 1: Ru that would makes sense.
Speaker 4: So it's a little hint about the previous lord of
the manner. I'll let her speak. This vessel is new.
Usually I take on another farm and I wreak much
destruction and despair, but this one she's full of hope.
So yeah, the previous person who was using this and
that it's been a long time since this rich has
been performed. They pretty much were like, I'm gonna have
a field day and just blast the sunlight on everything.
But this person isn't so keen on killing right now,
so you could align yourselves with her or do anything else.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, Vac's uh steps forward. What are you gonna
do now?
Speaker 4: That is a good question, martl Perhaps I sholl got
their followers once more. I doubt they remember me in
this realm.
Speaker 1: Vex vex ol bow, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, never mind, go go go.
Speaker 1: Vex ol bow and offer his joining. Basically he's on.
Basically he's gonna join this the something god he's on,
he's on joiner. He offers up himself as a I
don't know, a follower. Take your throll, sweet lady. It's
like all right and necessarily a thrall. He's like, I
will aid you in your quest to get followers. So
he kind of he turns his form changes.
Speaker 5: He's a henchman.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean a.
Speaker 2: Goon a that likes to goon.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, like today's term, don't we use simp.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, making a recurrence.
Speaker 5: So that's what her followers are called. They're called simps.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Vex offers to join the god as well as
the zombies. Also bow to the god.
Speaker 5: We are Huh, she's a sun god, wouldn't she just
incinerate them by her presence.
Speaker 4: That's good question. Let's say that she's toning down the
sunlight a little.
Speaker 5: Bit, well, because undead you usually can't withstand sunlight too well.
Speaker 1: Well, it's up to the d M. That's the case
or not.
Speaker 4: It's more like it's dawn light. It's not quite daybreak.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess it is daybreaking.
Speaker 4: I know that the PSOMI is stick around for a
little while, like cherish their time.
Speaker 1: Here, but vexas. I will help you find your place
and avatire once more. If you would have.
Speaker 4: Me very well, I'll accept you as my first member.
Speaker 1: And he changes this form to look like that half work.
I will be. I will happily be your herald.
Speaker 4: Is it not letting you change?
Speaker 1: I don't know how this is tooken, No open character,
no will not.
Speaker 4: I might have to go back to like, oh, where
the heck was it? It was like a collections thing.
I don't remember where I play.
Speaker 1: Yes, we don't. That's not necessary, that's not really necessarily.
We just say for a flavor prepa is that one
that should work?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Go ahead and give me control of that token. Oh
it didn't save you control?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: There we go, there we go. Got it? So he changes,
He's like, I would be honored to be your herald.
Any obviously, walk he walks up to it. Any bows
and I mean worships whatever.
Speaker 4: Oh in that case, would you like a kiss on
your forehead?
Speaker 1: Oh? One hundred and ten percent?
Speaker 4: Okay, she gives you a kiss on your forehead, and
then you have like a schitul.
Speaker 1: Oh you evaporate. Oh no, it's too hot.
Speaker 2: What you felt was the briefest moment of coming in
the content act with the surface of the Sun, a
temperature so unrivaled by that of the surface of this planet.
Not even the atoms survive the touch. You are not vaporized.
You cease to exist period.
Speaker 1: Or she gives you a neat tattoo, and she gives
me a neat tattoo, and I'm assuming probably other benefits.
Speaker 4: It resembles the Sun, and you pretty much are like
at the high priest of her order.
Speaker 1: Now hell, yeah, that's all it's done.
Speaker 2: And and huh oh, good job, booger. I've always believed
in you.
Speaker 1: He looks over to everybody says, what would you like
to do with the rest of them?
Speaker 4: G They're welcome to join me if they so desire.
Speaker 2: Mh, I'll join. I just have a question, my question, God,
what do you feel about calling the Week a soul
unworthy to live, hampering society.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 1: I would say.
Speaker 4: She's not really about calling the Week, She's more about
lifting them up.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately my services cannot be of offered to you. However,
I will offer you no resistance.
Speaker 4: Okay. So Brax isn't going to be worshiping, but that's okay.
She's not really looking to kill anyone who's not aligned
with her. Anybody else.
Speaker 5: Being as like being as like fixing himself, has his weapons, like,
has his weapons in front of him. Just I already
have my place in the world. I I am not
looking for another good day.
Speaker 4: And she gives a warm smile. Anybody else, no good,
You're good.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 5: Okay, the boy says he's good.
Speaker 4: Also, there's the issue with the hell House. They currently
don't have an owner, and they're just really sad.
Speaker 3: I will adopt every last one of you.
Speaker 4: That is wonderful.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, one of them is brought back to the head
of Nadia and it's just gnawing on it because and
we'll do that.
Speaker 3: My god, Hey, hey, spit that out. You don't know
where it's been.
Speaker 4: I think they know.
Speaker 5: They just they're just like like, well just look at well,
we know where it's been, Laddie right up.
Speaker 1: Right off her.
Speaker 2: No, you might want to keep that head in good quality.
We need it for the bounty.
Speaker 3: Hey, bring it here, drop it, drop it. I would
go to the hellhound drop it.
Speaker 1: He drops it.
Speaker 3: H boy. I taught them like some jerky from my
traveler's bag.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we have one follower and three people who
aren't too interested. Hellhounds are now belonged to our They
had names, but Nadia knew what they were. They don't
have any talk. They don't have any dog tacks, so
you can name the whenever you want. As for the
goddess niece Insia, she's like, let us go forth. We
do not have much time talking to Vex mm hm.
Speaker 1: Vex stands up and nods.
Speaker 4: Lead the way, and as she moves through, the zombies
disintegrate in her grace.
Speaker 1: In her grace.
Speaker 4: Yes, they'll start deleting them.
Speaker 1: I start deleting it.
Speaker 2: Damn wouldn't the hell hounds also take radiant damage because
they're also infernal.
Speaker 5: No, the zombies are on dead. It's undead.
Speaker 2: Oh really just undead.
Speaker 5: Mh like if there's strong Sumi weekends undead.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Vex follows.
Speaker 4: So y'all avoided a fight and you've got a new
son goddess who's gonna roam around?
Speaker 2: Oh look at.
Speaker 1: Oh what I was gonna say?
Speaker 4: Like, I suppose that's technically the end, because there's nothing
else we could do, like an little epilogue.
Speaker 5: I look at a Praxis and nar Well boys after
a decapitation. I know what I want. Let's say we
head to my bar and put one in tai one on.
I'm sure there's more knife fork to do later. Drinks
are on me.
Speaker 1: Oh God, have to name that bar.
Speaker 5: It's called the Swinging the Swinging Moose. No, it's called
the moose Knuckle. The moose is knuckle, The moose is knuckle.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I love that name. There's gonna be a
there's gonna be a random tavern called the Moose's Knuckle.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's it's it's It follows the Mercenary Band
he's a part of. He sets it up wherever they
make camp. So he's like boys, drinks are on me,
drinks on me and braxis my boy. I'm sure I
have something that will well that you will make those
non exist and tell us of yours table, shall we?
Speaker 2: Gentlemen? We shouted a practice will not follow?
Speaker 1: Oh, lovely, lovely, lovely?
Speaker 4: So who's all going to this new bar or? Actually,
who's who's going to turn into bounty?
Speaker 3: I'll turn it. I'll go turn in the bounty since.
Speaker 4: I have that, I mean, all the people who are
going to collect hell will have to be present, all
of us.
Speaker 5: Well, let's well, let's get paid and then let's get
some drinks.
Speaker 3: Agreed.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you collect a bounty of three thousand gold
and its split four ways split? Is devon out there now?
Speaker 1: Vaccine with the god?
Speaker 4: Okay, so y'all get a thousand each?
Speaker 1: Noise Sex doesn't give a sh about money anymore. He
joined the god.
Speaker 2: That's two of our characters that have joined a god.
During one of Devin's offshoots, ye, one of Tyler's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, almost, like Tyler creates clerics wherever he goes, and
Devin makes warlocks.
Speaker 4: You mean the unrecorded one shot. I don't remember which
god that was.
Speaker 5: Uh, Miko Hausner.
Speaker 1: I remember I remember the Halloween one shot.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you meant like the one that I
made that we didn't record.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't remember making God for that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, that was.
Speaker 1: That was that was a Halloween episode. Yeah what I did?
Speaker 2: That was Devin. I'm sorry, but right.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, no, yeah, Vex. Vex doesn't give a ship
about moneymore money is no has no use anymore, not
when there's a not when I had to spread a
word of a god with God.
Speaker 5: And he says that next thing, you know, he's like,
I need money, I need food, and his goddess turns
out to be cheap.
Speaker 2: She's wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon.
Speaker 1: While she's also trying to run away from a flying bird.
That's like, oh, the sun's back, Kiki.
Speaker 5: Basically, oh oh yeah, he would. Well, I don't know,
is he. I don't know if he would care less.
She's not of this world anyway.
Speaker 4: Tyler, Well, you learn one major issue with nisentia.
Speaker 1: What's that.
Speaker 4: When the sun goes down, she's gone. Oh she tells
you everything, like here's her mission. She fades away at
the end of the day and you can. You can
bring her back again if you can sacrifice a body
on an altar similar to the one that you found here,
or could just use the same alter on the winter solstice,
and then you can revere her glory and grace.
Speaker 5: Or sounds like a poser.
Speaker 8: So she's only around for twelve hours, Yeah, what a poser.
Speaker 4: Okay, we could work out a way like to make
her come back permanently, but for now, it's just this, you.
Speaker 5: Know that honestly sounds like a good warlock patron that
the only way to some of them is you have
to summon them in the morning by sacrificing a body.
Make it an evil goddess too. And it's not a
god either, it's just an entity. Yeah, yeah, it's the
Sun's like, it's the it's the Son's alive, and it's
it's living will.
Speaker 1: It's it's living. It's just avatar.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The Sun goes through an ungodly amount of fusion material.
It would need more to survive longer. Maybe it's at
a point where it's requiring sustenance through living sacrifice.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, it's not burning the body. It's consuming
this soul.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Tyler reason, Yeah, as I was saying, it was
like it depending on the person's sacrifice depends on like
how she acts. So in the past, the person who
was who owned this manner would sacrifice a different body
each time, and most of those people were pretty bad.
So naturally, like I'm going to revere this lady in
glory as she just burns the countryside for twelve hours
and no one can stop her. But then this time
she picked because Nadia was on the altar and her
thing was just she was just trying to survive but
had like a little bit of hope. But she wasn't
really all that bad of a person despite being abandoned.
So then when she's like I was hoping the next
life would be better, now that she has this temporary
next life of twelve hours, she's a lot more benevolent.
Speaker 1: For now.
Speaker 4: So if you want her to be like, oh, I
want to revere egrasing your kindness, that you're gonna have
to find someone with a pretty good heart, or you
can just find any old sucker and have them get sacrificed.
Is like burn everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, VAX's is law is evil at the end
of the day.
Speaker 4: So but now that he has his own religion now
and he could be like us the sun.
Speaker 5: Oh God, no, no, he says he's gonna follow her right,
and the first thing he does is he wait for
her to extinguish, and then he becomes the center of
the warship.
Speaker 4: Essentially, Yes, yes, I speak for the goddess. It's like, oh, sure,
but you gotta you gotta pay me indulgences.
Speaker 5: You know, she demands when you build, she demands you
build her temple.
Speaker 1: Make this room a double. Just make this room a double.
Speaker 2: Would be even better is she doesn't care as long
as she gets followers. And the way he's doing it
is getting her the most followers the fastest too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's effective.
Speaker 5: He made a cult leader.
Speaker 1: Yes, facts is a cult leader.
Speaker 4: Hang on, that's pretty much it. But I could show
you the picture that I based her token on.
Speaker 1: Oh please, do I want to see what? I want
to see the idea here because I dig it? Oh
oh ship, Oh oh so I had to cruple lot
out God, God, darn God, darn Teddy teddies for days.
Speaker 2: It's almost like it's almost like, do you deal with
mortos mixed with Harlequin Renaissance mixed with flower Duid. It's
really awesome.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, it's giving all that
take down the flower flower Juid and add in Lady
mid Day from the Scandinavian lore bro.
Speaker 5: It's justos but with fairy core a little bit, yeah,
cottage or rainbow core.
Speaker 1: Oh I dig it.
Speaker 2: Kind of rainbow core to be honest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, but I doesn't have all the flowers
and all the pool, but now does, except they're stylized.
They're not actual flowers.
Speaker 1: But that God will now be added to the many
gods of Avatira Dune. Dun't dunn be.
Speaker 2: Careful, don't let her around shiver. He's known to kill gods.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh my, hey, she's so alive.
Speaker 8: Well those two were yet hope is gone again.
Speaker 1: Well, hope is not gone. Hope is not from another thing.
Has I've been made in place of that hope? Well,
hope and fear are gone at the moment until they're
until new things come in and replace them.
Speaker 2: If you wanted to count this like the world of
chainsaw Man. Right now, there is no hope and there
is no fear.
Speaker 5: With just be insanely reckless.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's a compliment or an insult.
Speaker 5: A commentary that okay, okay, people need to so all right.
People and Durst are very like grim and typically very
quick to violence because that's the nature of their world.
Your world's very chaotic, or you are very chaotic, so
your people would be reckless.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: If we are done, I have to head out. Unfortunately,
I was gonna I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna wrap it up. So Tyler, thank you for giving
us a marvelous on hundredth episode. I really had fun
with this, Tyler.
Speaker 2: If you can build yourself like a full campaign with this,
like soul jumping like feature, I will play a full
campaign with this. I will.
Speaker 1: I will make a character for this like it's it's
it's a like concept.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm it's like you said, the best thing about
Final Fantasy fourteen is you always get so attached to
your tune and then to have to build a new
one every time you want to build a new class.
This is like, it's it's the best thing for an RPG.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is. I think one thing I noticed
that I wish I did differently was let you live
out certain soilstones for longer, because it's like, oh yeah,
they're already having a level three Soilstone. They didn't get
to really play with the level one one too much.
You know, there's that much to do, and then like
a one, you'll like have new opportunities to try things.
But I can tweak that a little bit in.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, I mean, unfortunately, that's just kind of the
downside of like a really short one shot campaign. Yeah,
you only got like several days to really push you
through a campaign. It's not you're not going to get
the full fledged experience.
Speaker 1: And did everyone have fun today?
Speaker 2: I'll do.
Speaker 1: I certainly did. Check out what you said.
Speaker 3: I said we did.
Speaker 5: Hallolu.
Speaker 1: So the Merry Christmas, y'all have a fantastic holiday, and
catch y'all next week when we said the next hundred episodes.
So until then, I will see y'all when we meet
up with the with the Cruel the crew of the
Cruel Sun. Until then, bye, good bye bye,