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Speaker 1: All right, So Joe is not having a great day.

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He tries to get on the jet his his sugar

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baby has left the boat and now he's trying to

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get on the jet ski and Joe goes, Hey, how

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many drinks have you had? And he goes on and Joe,

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who's fine to have people have a good time, goes

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how many drinks has the fat one had? And they say, oh,

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he's had seven since he's been here. He had ten

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before he got here.

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Speaker 2: So I would have put him on the jetski.

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Speaker 3: I would have locked the steering wheel and I would

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have just set him straight with the steering wheel locked

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towards another yacht.

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Speaker 1: Hilo and welcome a back TV. That's short for bad television.

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I'm dyl that's short for Dylan. That's pat short for Patty.

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Speaker 2: Great to be here, permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: And that's Kaylin. Hello, Hey, Kaylin. We're fresh off the

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US's victory over the Ruse thice fucking kangaroos. Get in

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the comments, let us know if you're enjoying this World Cup.

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Kaitlin's got World Cup fever? Do you know that?

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Speaker 2: Pretty electric? I'm not gonna lie as a non soccer fan,

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this is fun.

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Speaker 1: Do you have World Cup fever?

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's done.

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Speaker 1: Watched the game?

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Speaker 3: If you first off, it is choogi at this point

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for a American who hates the sport to mock it,

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I appreciate your enjoyment of it.

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Speaker 2: It's not for me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, got it. So what is for you is Summer House,

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the Aftermath and Rhode Island Part one reunion really kind

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of electric stuff. I mean we're almost physically fighting one

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another and you had to stand up during that reunion.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So Dylan and I viewed the very very rough cut

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right of the reunion Part one. I hope they leave

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all of it in. It's phenomenal. Yeah, there's a lot

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of hearsay in there, dare I say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of hearsay, a lot of I want

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to bring this up, but I don't want to talk

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about it. A lot of that. But go to Patron

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dot com slash another podcast network for all of that stuff.

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Let's get into below deck. Pat what did you think

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about this episode? Spoiler alert? I'm gonna give it like

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ninety seven pots.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, well it's been this is now in the

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history of the podcast Patty Loves a villain. I love

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a hateful person, and Joe really delivered.

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Speaker 2: Now unfortunately a fat drunk. Now, oh, he's.

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Speaker 3: More than just a fat drug unfortunately for old Patty.

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We record these episodes a few days before they actually

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air to the rest of the country. Now there is

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now the country as once the country gets to consume

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this episode, we will have various internet dig through Joe's

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you know, how do you most important, how did you

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amass this fortune of yours? Because it's tough to figure

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out how this guy. I wouldn't let him run a

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fucking lemonade stead.

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Speaker 1: You know these guys, they're a dime a dozen. It's

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it's insurance fraud until the guillotine comes down. And the

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guillotine eventually comes down. I don't know, but usually when

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you see somebody who's got a serious substance abuse problem,

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is bereft of or is deprived or does why the

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fancy words, doesn't have a fucking iota of charisma and

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seems like also a dumb ass. You there's something fishy there,

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but that's kind of the way you make money in America.

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Speaker 3: M Yeah, he is the posting for white masculinity, toxic

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white masculinity, and I want to tell our listeners.

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Speaker 2: I personally believe I haven't run. I'm running into.

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Speaker 3: Less and less of these as I get older. I

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believe they're like the dinosaurs.

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Speaker 1: You've simmered down a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I think they are going extinct only because society will not.

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Speaker 3: Tolerate this anymore. We have cam is and we can

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record them, we can report them and so. But of

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clearly this idiot has does not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's why I take umbrage with Pedge, Disorbo

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and Hannah Burner, what with filling their podcasts up constantly

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talking about how we stuck. And it's like I get it,

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but like we're we're actually trying to do better. We're

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like the first generation of guys is we're actually trying

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to do better. Like I'm changing diapers all the time.

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But Joe, that guy had never changed the paper and

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he sired seven children.

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Speaker 2: Well, I want to know he does he have kids?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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so he's definitely not a tech guy. I can't pin

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that on him now, and also he Johnny, you got

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to figure out how he's construction, Okay, construction or some

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kind of like real estate thing. I think he might

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rent private planes something he fell into a number of

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years ago. Where now he can be this person and

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still get mailbox money because he can't be around the office.

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Speaker 2: There'd be millions and millions of lawsuits around surrounding his behavior.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, maybe not millions, but at least seven.

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of ross reliabilities. So my profile is that company is

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Speaker 3: It must be private because if it was public, he'd

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be kicked off the board because he's a dude.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing this deep dive dive?

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Speaker 3: I want to see how right it has to do

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with real estate or some kind of business, something to

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do with golf or private playing, rental something golf.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a douchebag guy.

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Speaker 3: How would you know, Johnny, who's known as the dumbest

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athlete in the history of sports.

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Speaker 1: Well, Frank Gore is actually the dumbest athlete in the

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history of sports.

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Speaker 3: But go ahead, okay, anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed the episode.

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It was all over the place, props to uh Asia

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give Nate a.

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Speaker 3: Little shit this episode, but that being said, he did

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a good job too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah fourteen knots Calen, what'd you think?

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Speaker 2: Great episode?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I am you know when it happened, I was

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very very concerned whether or not Asia had her brothers

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promoting Kaylee.

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Speaker 1: To second Still, you know, like I was gonna say,

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like not giving Gerbels the head of propaganda, but that what,

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why would we No?

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Speaker 1: I think that's you know, you know Gerbels. He was

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very braggadocious about his he was hung u in uh Nuremberg. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: They made it to Argentine.

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Speaker 1: I think so. I think so. But anyways, we don't

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need to talk about the Nazis. Okay, Jen is not one,

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but she is a nutbag. And Asia, I think in

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this fell swoop may have demonstrated, maybe I'm giving her

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too much credit, maybe demonstrated that she knows a thing

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or two about good television.

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Speaker 3: I have a note that says, uh definitely producer based

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because Kermit knows human nature and she's very thought better

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better and that.

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Speaker 1: So we got to talk about this on APS. Can

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we stop saying Michael Jackson got framed, he fucked children? Okay, enough,

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go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Oh I love one of our patrons. L. It's not

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that we're offended, it's that it's not funny.

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Speaker 2: Fuck you, it is.

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Speaker 1: Don't talk about L like that. Don't talk about L

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like that, all right, go ahead?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Kermit is really on top of things, and that

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whole spiel about like, look I look at a CV,

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Speaker 3: No, you understand that this is going to create some

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wonderful draw is what you understood.

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Speaker 1: We've also got Luke, who is absolutely fucked. He is.

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I don't think Luke recognizes the danger that he is in.

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He is not only stuck between two women, he is

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stuck between two lunatics. Okay, Joy, I love Joy. Joy

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is perfect for this show, and Jen is a lunatic. Okay,

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so he is in grave danger. Nathan continues to just

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be such a dumbass. I mean, we've all I don't

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know if I can say we've all, but I've had

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this this moment before where you think there is a

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certain level of familiarity between you and your boss and

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you start trotting out bits of yourself that are just

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not appropriate, and your boss goes, WHOA. The Sandy kind

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of mentorship of Nathan is one of the most bizarre things.

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Speaker 2: Kill that guy. I no, no, you're not going to

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Speaker 1: I don't know who has Sandy's wife in a basement

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somewhere or why they're doing it so that Nate can

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have this position. It makes no sense to me. But

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season with negative nearly over here going. I don't want Nathan,

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I don't want Joe, I don't want Asha. I think

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that this is a great season so far.

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Speaker 2: I'm having fun.

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Speaker 1: I think they're firing on all cylinders, seventeen pots.

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Speaker 2: You want me to start us off?

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Speaker 1: No, it's okay, I got it. Why would you say

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that I got it?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: Because you were pausing? No, no, no, dead air is

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weird to listen because they start pressing buttons going to know.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking, man, last week left off, Nathan

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was being a fucking asshole, and I think that we

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Speaker 3: Now, let me point out why he's being an asshole, please,

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Because he's trying to protect the honor of a.

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Speaker 2: Woman he's gonna dump in eight months. Yeah, okay, Now.

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Speaker 1: Because and and the gender broadly that he's been treating

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like shit for most of his life.

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Speaker 3: Well and and clearly, I think more importantly protecting the

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honor of the mother of his child, both of whom

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will be living at a separate address in eight months.

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of producers and us, it's crucial that Joe keep uh

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keep a Gil's name out of his mouth.

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Speaker 1: Caln is the camera, Okay, I have injured my back.

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I feel like seabiscuit. I have an upper hip issue

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right now? Is this okay? Totally? Okay? Great? So a

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couple of quotes from Nathan really quickly in response to

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Speaker 2: Oh that that's the line with this is my truth.

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Speaker 1: Kim Fu does Kim Jong un? Who the fuck are

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you to go? I don't care what is actually going on.

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You're going to the camps. It's just crazy. Another quote

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don't do it again, because my next reaction won't be

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as nice. WHOA, okay, fistful of dollars, you tough guy.

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God just drives me crazy.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Nathan storms off and Asia tries to calm him down,

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and she says, hey, his mom told him that she

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was going to die today, so maybe take it easy.

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Speaker 3: Well okay, well hold on, Yeah it is. Mom gave

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him some bad news, she said, Joey, Joey, say goodbye to.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how much longer I have, possibly minutes,

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maybe seconds. Maybe I'm dead now right, I don't even

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know I'm talking. Joey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm dead. It's important for us to not ridicule

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a woman going through breast cancer and telling her son

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that she might die.

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Speaker 2: I'm dead, Joey, I'm dead.

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Speaker 3: Here's what I wanted to do. Yeah, and this is

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a sick ex experiments, So forgive Patty. Pretend I'm not Patty.

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I'm some jerk. I want to take India's you're devon.

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My name's My name's Devin, Devin Deck.

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Speaker 2: And let's play on Dick.

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Speaker 1: Is your brother's name? Devin?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so let's do another name?

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Speaker 1: Uh Dale, Dale, do you have a brother named Dale.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, I'm Dale the Dick. Dale the Dick steals

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his sister's phone.

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Speaker 1: Joe's sister's phone texts.

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Speaker 2: Joe while he's dancing with Kaylee at the club and says.

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Speaker 1: Mom's dead fastest cancer.

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Speaker 3: Keep the camera on, Joe, Joe would look at it,

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that screen, close it, set the phone down, and I

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would bet Joe continue dancing, feeling her ass and continue

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trying to.

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Speaker 2: Get in her pan.

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Speaker 1: No, Joe's a bad guy, but I'm not sure, Dale Dale,

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I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Person.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. But listen while Asia tries

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to tell Nathan to calm the fuck down and be

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a manager of Sea Rats, he says, I'm gonna punch

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him in the fucking face if I don't get out

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of here again. I don't know what kind of West

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Side story you think that you're in right now, It's

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not cool for a manager to say I'm going to

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punch him in the face. Like, it's just not It's

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not okay. People are going to start filing that stuff away.

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Speaker 2: Also, can I say this when he goes back to

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the house.

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Speaker 3: I know I'm jumping a little of myself here and

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he tells either her or us, like, this is where

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I want to be. I want to this season. I

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want to spend as much time with my family as

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I can. I'd like to point out he just spent

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dinner with his co workers and would have spent the

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entire night with him. I'd argue ye, had he not

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gotten in that carfuffle.

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Speaker 1: And also, there are plenty of aquatic based jobs that

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you can get that don't require you to fly halfway

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across you know, I don't know, but if you really

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wanted to figure it out.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I have a word for Nate, and

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this is the last shit I'll give him on this episode.

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Because Patty likes to be condescending to people. I've learned

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a lot of life lessons.

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Speaker 2: Look here, you know, not a.

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Speaker 3: Turd, You spineless, you spineless little weasel. Okay, okay, you

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have a kid now. I don't know why you broke

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up unless uh Gail is someone like off camera that

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we don't know, but I believe she's probably the same person.

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She might be, so said, fucking girls that are dming

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you right because you're on TV right now.

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Speaker 2: That game is over. Yeah you lose her?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, babe, get up there, get back with your wife,

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and for the sake of the kid, man up, Man up, Nate.

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Speaker 1: And to all men out there, man up. It's over.

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Your life is over. It's time to picture it up

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off the floor and wipe up spills. It's not fun,

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but you had your time. Now be tired and die.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like the rest of us, they aren't having fun.

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Speaker 1: The fuck is so confusing about this with these friends

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that are like, man, I don't know, Man, I don't know.

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If you can do it, you can do it. Just

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be miserable. It's fine, all right. So Joe and Kaylee

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are having a good time. She's making orgasm noises at

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the dinner tail.

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Speaker 2: I like that?

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Speaker 1: Was that?

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Speaker 2: That's what he said?

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Speaker 1: Can? I mean, who wouldn't like it?

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Speaker 2: It's yeah, but you don't have to voice it.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's a very beautiful woman making orgasm noises and

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then showing you a tattoo that says liability on her lip.

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Oh my god, I think I'm gonna have sex with

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this person. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: She likes to get loose on nights out, and Joe

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the host sniffs out better you know, his prey like

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a pig with those truffles.

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, Kaylee, being prey is a little bit

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like a three legged wildebeast to Allian, that's a good point. Yeah,

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so it's not that she is a liability on her

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our lip and she's making sounds of climactic sensation. So anyways,

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everyone is ripping it up on. Nathan is in the

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car talking about Joe disrespecting women women. This is a club.

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We get to this club, and we've come off of

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a great season of below Deck dan Under that wasn't

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dan Under, where we saw them frequent feral dog pounds

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and pizza trailers and a place called Foxy Jacks, which

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was disgusting first night out. Not only do we go

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to a club, we go to a club baked into

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the ruins of coastal Croatia, and it's just like, this

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is what below Deck is. We can't really see, but

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what we can see is fucking and sucking and blacking out.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad you pointed out fucking and sucking, Dylan. Did

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you catch that joy later in the episode when she

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I believe she was describing Roman culture.

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Speaker 1: Right right right now. Now, It's important to note that

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fucking and sucking is not a term that we made

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up now, so it's out there in the ether in

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the pool English language.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to say that Joy's a fan of

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the bat TV.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, great, well, who isn't right? So we're

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no longer at Foxy Jackson's. We're really ripping it up

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when we have to go to the rental. Now, this

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is what I said I feared, and we could take

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a little bit of it, but we really don't need

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any at all. Okay, It's like, if you know, let's

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equate this the show to a nice steak. Somebody brings

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over ketchup. Now, let's let's be realistic about it. The

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Ketchup's not going to absolutely make this inedible, but we

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still do not need ketchup for this kind of thing.

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I'm getting worse at analogies. I think one a one

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is better, but also no need to compare the show

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to a steak, right, we can just talk. It's the pot,

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and it's the it's the aging, and I think it's

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the social media use. I think I'm kind of steering

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towards Frank Gore territory and I'm actually terrified. I completely

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just so we're we're fucking we're talking, we're rubbing, we're humping.

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The lights are low, the music is loud, and then

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we go to this beautiful baby and Gail and Nathan

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doing this thing where he's trying to shelter Gail from

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the drama but not doing a good enough job, almost

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as if he's inviting the inquiry.

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Speaker 2: Ah, it was a dad day. Joe was talking. Yeah,

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he always talking about you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well what did he say? He said, you guys

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haven't gotten along in the past. Can you believe that

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fucking piece of fucking shit. I almost took his head off.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, she helps feed the fire.

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Speaker 1: Though, well she does, but she doesn't really know what's

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going on. So we get back to the club. Joe,

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given the news of the day, what with the sad

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news dale any comments, Well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, say this.

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Speaker 3: I was so happy for him, given that this was

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the worst day of his life, he was able to

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suppress those tears and pick himself up by the boo bootstraps.

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Speaker 1: And try to bang a cereal.

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Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, yeah, because that's what we all do

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on the worst day of our lives, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And he says that the he.

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Speaker 3: Whispers in Kayley's are he says, the most attractive thing

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about her is her.

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Speaker 2: Sense of humor. Oh, Joe, you slick, lying pieces.

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Speaker 1: This is where Joe. It's like, buddy, she moaned at

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the table and has the tattoo. We don't need to

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volunteer these grandiose expressions of affection, like.

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Speaker 5: Just to have sex with you, bro. Sorry, Bob, I

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thought you said. I thought Joe the how I didn't know? Okay,

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I thought you were going with Boo or I meant

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to say boo bet is it bee bee bee?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Anyways, Luke is in a love triangle. As we mentioned,

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he is in grave danger.

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Speaker 3: Well, I want to point this out now. Some would

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both of them are getting a little mad at him.

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But if you really break it down, how can you

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be mad at him that the both of you like him?

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I understand, But what's he supposed to do. He is

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in a place right now where he gets to make

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rendered decision over who he likes, and it's clearly joy

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I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm in next week. I think he's gonna bang Jim.

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Speaker 2: And he's like, hey, by the way, how do you

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feel as a girl when he's like, I'm about to

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insert my penis in you, but it's actually in you, right, Yeah,

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And after we do this, do me a favor. Don't

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tell anybody.

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Speaker 1: Don't say a fucking thing about that.

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Speaker 2: Now, what's that supposed to be?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very romantic. So he's in grave danger. Jen

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is horny, but he thinks that he can find love

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with Joy. Now the thing is Jen is disgusted by Joy,

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and Joy is disgusted by Jen. So Luke shoots his

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shot at Joy when we get back to the boat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he did. And I loved her line here what

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was it?

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Speaker 3: It was no, No, there was something well she said

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no and then walks off and says, because anything great is.

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Speaker 2: Not easy to get.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 2: She knows how to play the game.

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Speaker 1: Well that's not well. I mean, depending on what state

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you're in, I would say a cheesy Gordida crunches is

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a great thing and it's pretty easy to get.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't appreciate it. After that, Now you

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swear you're never going to do that again.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point.

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Speaker 2: No, great, it's like an ugly girl that you brought

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home from a bar.

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Speaker 6: Hey Dale, that ugly girl brought an ugly guy went

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back with an ugly guy.

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Speaker 2: I know we both thinking the same thing. We both

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don't want to eat Gordidas ever again.

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Speaker 1: God, you're in the middle of it. You go, hey,

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can you not tell anybody about this? I don't want

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people to know that I was having sex with you

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while I was eating. We were both eating Gordida crunches

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at the same time. We were like, let's try it.

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We're wasted and hungry and horny, but those things should

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be compartmentalized usually. All right, let's move on the fuck.

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I feel like we're getting distracted. Kaylee goes up to

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hang out with Joe, and Asia says, be careful, and

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Kaylee says, don't worry. I've got this. Hey, Kaylee, you don't.

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Speaker 2: She's heard it before, you do not, And Krman has

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heard it before.

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Speaker 1: Joe is she lob Okay, you will be twisted up

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and stabbed in the stomach with some kind of paralyzing

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agent that there is no cure for. Just takes time

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and same wise, it's the only way you can get

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out of it. Okay. Well, they say, what are you

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gonna do with those movies? You're not going to show

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the kids them. You're not gonna do that. What movies.

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You know, the new one that's coming out is actually

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about the years of Aar Garn and Gandalf going to

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try to find Gollum after what.

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Speaker 2: I hate those movies. They're so boring.

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Speaker 1: You're not a fantasy guy.

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Speaker 2: It's too much confusing talk.

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Speaker 1: Too much confusing talk. Yeah, okay, guy of parsex and

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parsex and we got a radiator plug and oh we're

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on Tata Wien and you want to way to U

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fucking talking about We're not going to discuss this right now.

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It is so wrong, Kat and Cooper.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, I want to get back to Kaylee and uh,

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who's on her single journey right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Her and Joe for an hour perfect for one another because

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as they're smacking lips, they both make a pact with

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one another not to get serious. And I am here

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to announce finally a promise made on this boat that

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can be.

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Speaker 1: Kept, right right, even this problem us cannot be kept though,

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because the thing is Joe is going to make it emotional.

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She's gonna fall for.

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Speaker 5: It and feel some emotions for you, and it's it's

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gonna be this like futile thing where it's like Joe,

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why do you have to do that.

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Speaker 1: You guys are having sex. You don't need to make

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it this thing because he's gonna.

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Speaker 2: Has to do it.

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Speaker 1: This is what we just discovered about Joe, and it's

471
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,000
the most repulsive thing about Joe. Once Joe has cracked

472
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,880
a nut off a couple of times, it's no sorry

473
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,880
to be that was dale, sorry to be so vile

474
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,920
about it. But once he's cracked a nut off a

475
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,599
couple of times, it's going to be empty.

476
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 2: He needs all of you. He's emotions too right that he's.

477
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 1: Hard to fuck with you. So that's that's what it's

478
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:44,880
gonna be.

479
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 2: He can only disappoint your vagina. He needs to disappoint

480
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:48,960
your brain.

481
00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:51,759
Speaker 1: Right in your heart and your spirit. Kat and Cooper,

482
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:56,119
no mal intent here. These are just two golden doodles

483
00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:59,400
who I think they could make a sea rat baby,

484
00:24:59,440 --> 00:24:59,920
I shipped.

485
00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 2: They're perfect cut. I love when he did her braids later.

486
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, who knew? Who knew? I mean, he's the sweetest

487
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,359
guy and she's such a sweetheart too. Let's get to

488
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,640
the next day. Next morning, Joe wakes calling people, Joy

489
00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:16,240
wakes calling people muppets. Already, she's very French. Okay, talk

490
00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:20,720
about condescending, and Kaylee continues to reassure Aisha that everything

491
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:23,759
is fine. You are not fine. You are in danger.

492
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:29,200
Nathan shows up from his Airbnb late let's call it okay,

493
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,759
supposed to be on deck at nine. He shows up

494
00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:35,279
at nine in the wrong clothes. Okay, thanks bos and

495
00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:38,200
Uh says that he needs to have a chat with

496
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:42,759
Joe and here we go again. But this actually was

497
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,319
a reassuring step forward for the two of them. Nathan says,

498
00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:51,240
I'm sorry about the way I behaved last night. I

499
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,440
think you're really good on deck. Let's just move forward

500
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,799
now in this moment, this is where Nate goes. You

501
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,759
are the chief what is it called lead decand lead deckcan?

502
00:26:01,839 --> 00:26:03,440
This is where you go lead deck can and we

503
00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:05,640
bury it. We move on. But I'm sure they're gonna

504
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,400
have another dust up again, so maybe you apologize again

505
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,480
and then you utilize that. But anyways, they seem to

506
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,480
be fine. Got a meanwhile, here see you read history.

507
00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:17,160
Kaylee doesn't really know what she's doing.

508
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: That's not gonna stop kermit.

509
00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:22,319
Speaker 1: She has no clue what's going on. She's worked in

510
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,960
hospitality before, but never really on a boat. Sandy has

511
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,720
to tell Nathan that the boat looks like shit, and

512
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:31,839
Jen continues to talk about how impressive she is. Now,

513
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,960
Jen's a kooky character. We like her. She's a lunatic.

514
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,359
She she strikes me as mass whole. She just has

515
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:43,160
like Northeast energy. Yeah, it's gonna start to get grading,

516
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,480
you think so, Yeah, I get in the comments. Let

517
00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:46,880
us know if it's already grading.

518
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't wait to talk to her. I think

519
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:49,960
she's gonna be fun.

520
00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:52,279
Speaker 1: If we do. Yeah, if we do, all right, let's

521
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:55,400
do it. It's time for the pre friend shape man,

522
00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:59,319
this one I remember we talk about the amnesia that

523
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,680
I suffer with these guests. Who could forget Johnny d

524
00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:08,039
Pride of Boston turned turt coat and trade. Yeah, it

525
00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:10,519
broke my heart when you played for the Yanks. Man,

526
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,640
I've never give a fuck what you more angry with

527
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,519
Johnny when we went to the Yankees. All right, have

528
00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:24,039
a water fatso okay? Now, Johnny Damon makes.

529
00:27:23,759 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 2: Me want to bring back that cannon on the boat.

530
00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:29,559
Speaker 1: Was there ever a cannon? Well?

531
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 3: I used to say, like for these dickhead guests, you

532
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,160
have a cannon, and then you what you do is

533
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,799
you chum the water for great whites, and then you

534
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,720
aim the cannon at it and you go, hey, Joe,

535
00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:41,319
get over here, and then you throw them in it

536
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,319
with his head first in and then you just launch.

537
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,279
Speaker 2: Him near the great white sharks.

538
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: Oh, head first, Yeah, so the blast hits the top

539
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,799
of the hat. What is the point of chumming the

540
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,119
water if the cannon's going to kill them instantly?

541
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,039
Speaker 2: Well, maybe a little part of them be left, I

542
00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:56,359
don't know.

543
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So the way you do it is you flip

544
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,359
that around, you take their legs off, and just a

545
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,880
brutal manner. Then they're chummed. That's how you do Joe.

546
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,559
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this podcast, I'm glad.

547
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:15,799
Speaker 1: Now. Speaking of bloated drunks, Johnny Damon. He's a drunk. Okay,

548
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,519
he's been arrested for DWI. I think we've seen the day. Okay.

549
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,000
He's bringing a few people with him, a long haired

550
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:26,599
guy and a puffy dickhead named Joseph.

551
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 2: Don't forget that old guy that keeps taking pictures of everything.

552
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like him. He's creepy, okay. He has the

553
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:40,759
posture and overall vibe of a sea org kind of

554
00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:43,119
security guard, like you would see him at one of

555
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,519
the Scientology museums, just standing there.

556
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:46,559
Speaker 2: The old guy taking pictures.

557
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

558
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:48,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all very thin.

559
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. You know why. Why it's amazing when

560
00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:56,680
you drive by the Scientology Center, you will see what

561
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,839
seven million rooms. All of the lines are closed there.

562
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,640
You never see anyone in any of the rooms. And

563
00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:07,440
it's really bizarre that that's just in our backyard in

564
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,240
Los Angeles, several of them. But the one on Fountain

565
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,680
that's the purple is just the creepiest.

566
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 2: Place I work.

567
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:20,759
Speaker 1: We work there, we work there. There are no one there.

568
00:29:20,839 --> 00:29:25,279
There's nobody sleeping in those rooms. Okay, what's happening to

569
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,599
the members of the kind of lowest but highest rungs

570
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,079
of the Church of Scientology is they are bust to

571
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,920
San Pedro and they are thrown in shipping containers where

572
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,720
they sleep with no sunlight ever and no food ever.

573
00:29:40,319 --> 00:29:44,680
That's how you get docile, muldible people. You starve them

574
00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:46,000
and you sleep deprive them.

575
00:29:46,319 --> 00:29:49,119
Speaker 2: Caitlin, are those Scientology people some of the nicest people

576
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,319
you ever met. They it's to the level where it's creepy.

577
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,119
They're so nice.

578
00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:58,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's because of the shipping containers. Okay,

579
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,960
they these people want I want some great dinners. Yep,

580
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:06,799
they want a Roman themed feast and a pitch Black dinner.

581
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,559
We'll get to that next episode, but first.

582
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,759
Speaker 2: Don't forget the escape room.

583
00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: Cooper and Nathan bro out, and Cooper calls him a

584
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,279
good dad.

585
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 3: Hey, Cooper, I love people that know nothing about a situation,

586
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,000
just pronouncing things.

587
00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:26,839
Speaker 2: There's such a great dad.

588
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: You seem like a great father. He'll based on what,

589
00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:36,480
based on absolutely why. I mean, the relationship will not

590
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:43,519
whether the first year of the child's life. Now, we

591
00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:45,440
talk about it. We talked about it yesterday. This is

592
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,240
a very difficult, tumultuous period. But you have to get

593
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:53,039
through it otherwise you're just a deadbeat. Okay, come on,

594
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:59,279
let's get to now. They're a mitigating circumstances. If you know,

595
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:03,559
let's say you have a baby with a woman. Right

596
00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:06,960
you fell in love with her, she threw a drink

597
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,799
at your head a couple of times before you guys

598
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:11,880
got pregnant and their system, but it's not anything that

599
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,240
you know, deal breaking. Then you have the child and

600
00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:17,960
she starts throwing knives at you. That's when you go, Okay,

601
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,119
I think it's done. So there are examples where if

602
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:23,960
you don't make it out of the first year doesn't

603
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,200
necessarily mean you're a dead.

604
00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 2: But other than that, try and work it out.

605
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: Try and work it out. We get to an interior

606
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,279
team meeting and a s.

607
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 2: Gives Kaylee misliability.

608
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,599
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, how could you not like it?

609
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,480
She's beautiful and she's moaning in front of you. She

610
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:49,559
gets the second stick.

611
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,559
Speaker 3: Now, as we touched upon, there is not a world

612
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,440
in the real world where Kermit would.

613
00:31:56,279 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 2: Have done this.

614
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so either. Maybe Kermit really is going

615
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,039
off of vibes. And we've talked about it before. The

616
00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:05,480
bar is so low on these boats that if you

617
00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:09,319
can just have better vibes than the other person, it's

618
00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:12,640
not that difficult. If you don't know how to make

619
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,319
a bloody Mary say got it and then go YouTube it.

620
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,440
That's the standard of service on these vessels, so you

621
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,160
can be second.

622
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 3: Still, remember Hayley, we went out for drinks with her

623
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,359
and I said, how do you become such a good bartender?

624
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 2: Set I don't. I just would make up. They'd be

625
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,319
so drunk, I'd just be throwing shit in a glass.

626
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you do a milk punch, Yeah for sure. Okay,

627
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:39,279
So the guests arrive, it seems like they're nope, yep.

628
00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:43,519
It seems like there's some tension brewing already, and it

629
00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:47,559
seems like Joe might have already been drinking.

630
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.

631
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,519
Speaker 1: Joe is the definition of an obnoxious drunk.

632
00:32:53,759 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

633
00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: Well, he's an attention vacuum.

634
00:32:56,079 --> 00:32:57,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to say say this.

635
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,519
Speaker 3: So I don't know how he gets along and polite society.

636
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 2: Uh, there was.

637
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 3: A little kerfuffle when the guests arrived. There's something about

638
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,640
shoes going in there. I was confused. Then I started

639
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,559
getting that he was actually yelling at Addie.

640
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 2: His girlfriend's Yeah, his girlfriend, right, Aids.

641
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:18,319
Speaker 1: What would you say? I said, Aids on accident?

642
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay. And then the second I heard that.

643
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,519
Speaker 1: But that's a nickname that that I would figure that

644
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,359
you would have called her, because what Addie is a name?

645
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:29,000
A d I s Addie?

646
00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:30,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know a couple addies.

647
00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:33,839
Speaker 1: We know an Addie, but not a d I S.

648
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,720
I thought you were going to call her Aids.

649
00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh is that how her name spelled?

650
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:44,079
Speaker 1: No, m But it's what do you call those puzzles

651
00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:49,799
where the words were all scrambled up something Graham in

652
00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:51,200
the comments, and I thought you were going to call

653
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,799
her Aids. That's my bad, that's just a misread.

654
00:33:54,319 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 3: So is Aids his girlfriend that then he has to

655
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,359
say sugar baby, his sugar baby who he has to

656
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,640
now pay twelve grand a month.

657
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: He's been doing that, and this is Oh. I love

658
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:14,079
these moments where the sugar babies go, I'm good, Your fat, old,

659
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:17,320
annoying body is not worth a million dollars a month.

660
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,480
I'm gone, And that.

661
00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:24,079
Speaker 2: The fat body is the least of his problems. Right,

662
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,159
I'm still great looking or not?

663
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: You look like a hippo adorned in some kind of

664
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,079
Tommy Bahama.

665
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 2: Okay, it's him, it's him that's the problem.

666
00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:40,159
Speaker 1: Right. So she is at this point, she's fed up

667
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,719
because when you're in paradise and people are behaving badly,

668
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:45,320
that's when you go, Okay, I think we've got a

669
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:50,760
problem here. Because well adjusted people can go on vacation,

670
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:56,000
maybe be a little stressed, maybe be a little you know,

671
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,000
anxious because there's nothing to do. But but nobody's gonna

672
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:04,159
make nobody well adjusted is going to make vacations really

673
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,199
awful for people, and when you experience that kind of thing,

674
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:10,559
I think a lot of people go, uh, oh, might

675
00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:12,079
have a little bit of a problem. Here we're in

676
00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:14,719
Croatia and this guy sucks on a yacht. On a

677
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,119
yacht and this guy sucks, so she's out of there.

678
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 3: That was a first too, That was really interesting. There's

679
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,159
not a lot of first that we get in a

680
00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:24,760
show we've been watching for twelve years.

681
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, even Johnny Dee, who likes the booze himself, goes, Hey, Joe,

682
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,719
look what we're park next to. It's a cop, So baby,

683
00:35:32,039 --> 00:35:34,000
just calm it down. He goes, I'm a fucking do

684
00:35:34,119 --> 00:35:37,280
anything now. Nathan tells Joe to get off the deck

685
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,760
while they're undocking, and this kicks off a hell of

686
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:47,119
a downhill snowball where Joe will just accrue and gather

687
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,000
more and more and more hatred for Nathan as the

688
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:50,679
day goes on.

689
00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 3: I want I would argue, first off, I hate Joe

690
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,880
with the passion of seven sons.

691
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: I eight sons.

692
00:35:59,079 --> 00:36:01,599
Speaker 2: I would like to kick his Oh, and it would.

693
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,519
Speaker 1: Be so easy. The cardiovascular strength on that, I mean

694
00:36:04,559 --> 00:36:06,239
he would gas out in three seconds, I.

695
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 2: Think, I think in under thirty seconds.

696
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,199
Speaker 3: I could gas on that, I could just do the

697
00:36:09,199 --> 00:36:11,400
ground and pound on his fucking, big fat red face.

698
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, lots of violence is not.

699
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:19,559
Speaker 2: There, but uh was, Oh Nate.

700
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,199
Speaker 1: You were daydreaming about beating the shit out of that

701
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,320
and then you got yeah.

702
00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 3: But I do think that Nate could have articulated moving

703
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,119
off the deck area a.

704
00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: Little bit better, much better. Nathan's a dick.

705
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 3: Yes, Nate could have said, hey, guys, I am so sorry.

706
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,599
Speaker 2: I am so sorry.

707
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: But but it wasn't a kind of ask that was

708
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,400
like a three out of ten. It was like a

709
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,440
six out of ten, maybe seven. It wasn't like, hey,

710
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,920
get out of here, we're talking. It was not anything

711
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,320
that anyone should throw a fit about. He went about

712
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,639
it with a kind of cold professionalism that didn't have enough.

713
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,199
Speaker 2: I could have used a little bit more buffer.

714
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 3: Is these people, as Sandy and both Kermit had pointed out,

715
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,679
you get shipped on. If you're expecting to have people

716
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,119
kiss your ass or be polite to you on these boats,

717
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,960
you're in the wrong profession and.

718
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,039
Speaker 2: You need to suck ass.

719
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:13,039
Speaker 3: And I feel like these are the type of people

720
00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:15,000
that don't get told no a lot.

721
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:18,119
Speaker 1: But that's the thing about this show. You know, when

722
00:37:18,159 --> 00:37:22,800
you're usually when you're chartering a professional yacht, not a

723
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:30,880
fucking clown car. People are they're subjects. They're very reverential

724
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,800
to you. Anything you need they get. This show is

725
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:39,079
filled with Florida trash well, but also the vessels are

726
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:42,280
manned by runaways with a serious contempt for the wealthy.

727
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 2: Fair enough, and they're going to act that out fair enough.

728
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 3: But as Sandy pointed out, and I love her like

729
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:51,199
break down of this Nate, the more that you feed

730
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,119
this guy this shit, it's just going to escalate it.

731
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:55,159
Speaker 2: It's not helping anybody.

732
00:37:55,159 --> 00:37:58,199
Speaker 3: It's what he wants, right, So my point is by

733
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,599
him not really sucking up to this guy, it just

734
00:38:00,639 --> 00:38:04,079
makes it worse. So learn the is it the pathology

735
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,519
of how this fucking guy thinks right exactly?

736
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 1: And catered to it. So Joe says, do you want

737
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,639
to give me some more instructions? Dickhead, I'll rip your

738
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:21,239
fucking face off. He did say that, Hey, fatty, try

739
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,519
it calm down. So he starts to talk about how

740
00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:29,960
rich he is and Addie, how Addie should want to

741
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:38,280
be around him, regardless of his annoying personality and drinking problem, and.

742
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 2: He's also, to quote him, still a great looking guy.

743
00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:50,679
Speaker 1: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So Addie

744
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,639
and Joe continue to feud, and she wants to leave

745
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,880
the boat. She wants to leave immediately, and Joy picks

746
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,920
up on this very very quickly. I was thinking that

747
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,079
Addie should maybe chill out a little bit, because you're

748
00:39:04,119 --> 00:39:06,360
on a paid vacation and it's going to be fun.

749
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,880
You signed up for this kind of thing, just weather

750
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,480
the storm. No, this was not an ultimatum, Addie went,

751
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,760
I'm actually full blown done.

752
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,119
Speaker 3: I believe she was kind of saying by she jump off,

753
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,760
I think she was saying, I'd rather.

754
00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 1: Drown get me a boat now, because I'm braving the

755
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:34,159
waters by myself, then be on this boat with this

756
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:37,400
guy right exactly, So Johnny Dee gets it. Not everyone

757
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:40,880
has what he and Michelle have, and what they have

758
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:47,400
is a Jerry Springer fever dream of a marriage. We've

759
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,079
seen the tape again, the Body Kim footage. She comes

760
00:39:50,079 --> 00:39:54,159
out and essentially is close to swinging at cops to

761
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,039
protect her husband. So, yes, they do have a Bonnie

762
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:01,519
and Clyde kind of love that is beautiful lunch's gonna

763
00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:03,639
be a tune in mango tashimi with the Greeks out

764
00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:05,599
and a little bit of lamb, and Joe starts to

765
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:11,519
talk about himself, how much money he has and how

766
00:40:11,559 --> 00:40:14,920
much he's paying her at the lunch table, to the

767
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,039
point where the other guests go, will you shut the

768
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:22,239
fuck up? Or trying to enjoy our lunch? He's not

769
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:22,960
doing a good job.

770
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 2: Can I say something?

771
00:40:24,159 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 3: I tolerate a lot of obnoxious people, and I will

772
00:40:28,119 --> 00:40:30,880
almost always just nod my head get through it, because

773
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,679
you know, I'm meeting a lot of new people these days,

774
00:40:32,679 --> 00:40:36,800
and there are some douchebags. I will say at this lunch,

775
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,000
I think I probably would have said, I need you

776
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:39,880
to shut the fuck up.

777
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,679
Speaker 2: I can't take this anymore.

778
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, or at least talk to Johnny and go, you

779
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:45,719
gotta get him to shut the fuck.

780
00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:47,039
Speaker 2: Up, right, And I don't think he'd be able to

781
00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:47,280
do it.

782
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so either. He's a little bit

783
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,599
like Juggernaut, you know the X Men Juggernaut. Oh yeah, yeah,

784
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:56,280
but with like being annoying, fat drunk guy.

785
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: Right.

786
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: The helmet's too strong. There's too much moment. Now, Jen

787
00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:07,000
needs to get her mind off of the second stew

788
00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:10,039
stepping over, so her solution is to go after Luke.

789
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:16,679
Here's the problem. You and Kayley were battling for the

790
00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:20,559
stripes you enjoy, are battling for the hulking you know,

791
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:25,119
Iowan or whatever the fuck you want to try to

792
00:41:25,199 --> 00:41:29,360
distract yourself with things that you're not in competition for.

793
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,519
And I feel like Jen is going to be in

794
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:36,960
a very dark place in a couple of eples.

795
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 2: What should she do? Dylan fucking finger paint? There's nothing

796
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,079
to do.

797
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,559
Speaker 1: Say, I'm I'm done with this boat. If I don't

798
00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:45,639
get second stew or fill out a Sudoku or finger paint,

799
00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:46,159
I don't know.

800
00:41:46,599 --> 00:41:51,159
Speaker 2: But by the way this was, we passed by this quickly.

801
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,639
She already started engaging in shit talking.

802
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: She's been doing that the whole time, I know.

803
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 3: But she did it with her her roommate k where

804
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,760
she basically said something along the lines of you, Kaylee

805
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,559
got the job because she's a suck up, which is

806
00:42:04,599 --> 00:42:05,039
not true.

807
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of true. She's she got the job

808
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,760
because she's really good at the game of Wars.

809
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,639
Speaker 2: Good point. I don't think that's sucking up. That's good

810
00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:15,760
at the game of wars, all.

811
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,599
Speaker 1: Right, So Joe is not having a great day. He

812
00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:20,119
tries to get on the jets his his sugar baby

813
00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:22,079
has left the boat and now he's trying to get

814
00:42:22,119 --> 00:42:25,800
on the jet ski and Joe goes, hey, how many

815
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,280
drinks have you had? And he goes on and Joe,

816
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,079
who's fine to have people have a good time, goes, ye,

817
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:41,280
how many drinks has the fat one had? And they say, oh,

818
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,639
he's had seven since he's been here. He had ten

819
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,039
before he got here.

820
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 2: So I would have put him.

821
00:42:50,199 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: On the jetski.

822
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 3: I would have locked the steering wheel, and I would

823
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,400
have just set him straight with the steering wheel locked

824
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,440
towards another yacht.

825
00:42:57,519 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 2: He's just watched the party.

826
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: Just this is what we should have done. Give him

827
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,280
a blade, right, give him a knife, kitchen knife, sword,

828
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,199
something like that. Tell him it's a Croatian tradition to uh,

829
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,360
you know, kind of seahorse around the waters with an

830
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,400
open weapon, and just see what happens.

831
00:43:12,519 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 2: Here that I just see if mister Wonderful's wife is

832
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,840
driving a boat nearby.

833
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,519
Speaker 1: Who's that are you're talking about?

834
00:43:18,559 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 2: Kevin O'Leary, Yeah, his wife ran over someone.

835
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, God, I wish an asteroid would just

836
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:26,400
hit him.

837
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 2: Oh you don't like mister Wonderful?

838
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: No, come on, you cockroach, No I don't.

839
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 2: I'll crush you like the cockroach you are.

840
00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 1: No, I don't like mister Wonderful. Mister mister two watches

841
00:43:37,599 --> 00:43:40,440
and data centers in Utah, I'm not a big fan of.

842
00:43:41,039 --> 00:43:42,519
Speaker 2: Gotta put him somewhere, don't you. What do you want

843
00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:43,400
him on the fucking moon?

844
00:43:47,639 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: Are you being mister Wonderful right now? Yeah?

845
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,199
Speaker 2: You're a cockroach that I'll crush you.

846
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,199
Speaker 1: All right, I'll tell you what. Let's put the data

847
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,599
center in North Hollywood.

848
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,559
Speaker 2: Uh, better than what I'm looking at. Fine, what's gonna do?

849
00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: What I might? No, No, that's the thing. It's not, it's not.

850
00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 2: What's it gonna do? Hurt my brain?

851
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, hurt your brain, your organs, lots of stuff. You're

852
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,840
well being, just generally, all right, So.

853
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,159
Speaker 2: Put him on Epstein's Island.

854
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I've been saying, Go to Saint

855
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,760
John or Little Saint John.

856
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 3: And yeah, but then the Coastal Commission will say it's

857
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,079
gonna hurt the plankton.

858
00:44:25,159 --> 00:44:28,599
Speaker 1: You're a big data center guy, you know, what they do. Okay,

859
00:44:28,639 --> 00:44:31,079
so then maybe pump the brakes. You're gonna have some

860
00:44:31,159 --> 00:44:34,760
angry fans, all right. So he is told that he

861
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,960
cannot ride the jet ski and he goes, I mean,

862
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,920
I don't know what the fuck I'm even fucking though

863
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,280
it here if I can't even fucking have a drink.

864
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,079
I mean, I'm completely fine. I can jump off the

865
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,119
second story in the ball but I can't ride a

866
00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:51,239
fucking jet ski.

867
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 2: Okay.

868
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 3: This guy is someone who doesn't like to hear no,

869
00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:57,000
and it angers him more and more.

870
00:44:57,039 --> 00:45:00,119
Speaker 2: And to think that this guy all day long is.

871
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 3: Just seething seeing at Nate till he'll stay up, well,

872
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,920
everyone else goes to bed, and after he finished his

873
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,000
phone call with his lawyer, who in some kind of

874
00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:14,280
fear and loathing relationship with his attorney, Yeah, who hires Croatian.

875
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 2: Prostitutes for him.

876
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll wait until he's alone with Nathan to then

877
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,000
corner him.

878
00:45:19,159 --> 00:45:21,679
Speaker 1: That is one of the what happened to Joe is

879
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,440
Joe got Joe lost a fight in the third grade

880
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:29,920
was made fun of that little boy is he'd just

881
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:34,159
been running the roost ever since, and he's just a

882
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,559
tiny little ego maniac and it's kind of sad to see.

883
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:39,599
But Nathan tells him he can't do it, and Nathan

884
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:46,079
is his number one enemy. Now, Joy says, what's going

885
00:45:46,159 --> 00:45:50,119
on because at this point it's going around the boat

886
00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:53,480
that this guy's creating some serious problems, and Joy goes

887
00:45:53,559 --> 00:45:55,800
is the one that fired his girlfriend. I just love

888
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,360
the way that she framed that. Sandy goes down to

889
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,400
mediate the situation and she says, I can't have you

890
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,920
being disrespectful of my crew. She's very calm about it,

891
00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:07,239
and Joe says, fine, I get it. She goes up

892
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,000
to Nathan. This is where I was talking about the

893
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,599
familiarity with your boss that doesn't exist, and you need

894
00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:14,199
to keep your mouth shut. Nathan goes, I was gonna

895
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,400
fucking beat his ass, Nathan, and Sandy goes, oh, wow,

896
00:46:17,559 --> 00:46:20,400
so that's not appropriate in any way shape No, I know,

897
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,159
I know, but I was gonna fucking like I was

898
00:46:22,159 --> 00:46:23,159
gonna fucking let him fuck.

899
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, Nate, Remember we had Bravo con and we

900
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,760
were having drinks and we were all saying we love

901
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,199
being on TV and it was all cool, and you

902
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,079
were hanging out with me and my wife and we

903
00:46:33,119 --> 00:46:36,840
said we're gonna be friends forever. Yeah, fuck that shit

904
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,159
in this scenario, I'm your boss.

905
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: Okay, So get in line, bitch.

906
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: What what was what Chris Tucker fucking Captain Sandy? Was

907
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,320
that that was her?

908
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 2: Like, this is TV and you're playing a part here.

909
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: You're in a professional environment, you lunatic. You're serving people.

910
00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:02,000
You can't threaten to beat the shit or cuss people

911
00:47:02,039 --> 00:47:05,400
out or choke people out. It's not cool. Your fake

912
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,840
hair is getting to you.

913
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 2: He did get fake hair.

914
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, looks good.

915
00:47:11,639 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank You're welcome.

916
00:47:15,039 --> 00:47:19,679
Speaker 1: Patrick. I don't think I don't know that it was you.

917
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 2: You don't think me razzing him for two seasons about

918
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,760
that fucking I.

919
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 1: Don't know if it was razzing. Rasing implies a levity.

920
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,079
You said it's crazy. When the camera's tucked back in

921
00:47:29,119 --> 00:47:30,760
the corner, you can see how disgusting at the top

922
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:36,079
of his head is, which I guess is rasing, But okay, whatever.

923
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:40,360
Luke gets a note from Jen and then gets a

924
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,280
kiss on the hand from Joy. This guy is screwed.

925
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,559
He he is a little bit like a different kind

926
00:47:49,559 --> 00:47:56,239
of Luke, the one the son of the Force balancer.

927
00:47:56,599 --> 00:48:03,800
Oh Luke Skywalker what Luke is going through. He's a

928
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:08,599
little bit like Luke in the garbage compactor.

929
00:48:09,039 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 2: Oh.

930
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: One wall is Joy, the other wall. This is another

931
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:25,079
great analogy from the wall is Jen. Okay, And I

932
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,840
don't know what the little snake swimming around is.

933
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,639
Speaker 3: He went away, he went away. Yeah, you hear the

934
00:48:30,639 --> 00:48:32,920
garage door open. They let him out when they're about

935
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,320
to compact all the garbage. What do you mean if

936
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,559
you listen to the sound designed by Bert whatever is?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bert packerack.

938
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they let the little snake eye go out. I

939
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don't even know what his purpose was.

940
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Speaker 1: In that, just to spook.

941
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Speaker 2: Okay, I think, Justice, where are you going with this?

942
00:48:48,599 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: Though? I was saying, that's what's happening. Oh you got it? Okay.

943
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,360
So Caylen, how many pots would you give that analogy?

944
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I think you okay? Great, all right, great, okay. So

945
00:49:05,199 --> 00:49:08,320
we braid some hair and then we get to decorating

946
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,199
the Roman feast. Now at this point, Joe is black

947
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,920
now and he is ready for some food. Okay. Now,

948
00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:20,000
Joy knows that the Romans ate a lot and that

949
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:25,440
they sucked and fucked. They certainly did.

950
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Speaker 3: When she comes on the show, Dylan, how dare you.

951
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,800
I will ask her, was that a wink and a

952
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,400
nod to this podcast to honor us for our hard

953
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,760
work over the last decade.

954
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,079
Speaker 1: Let's find out. But she is correct. There were many emperors,

955
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:45,559
many caesars that started to tire of the usual vaginal

956
00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:51,199
canal and started having sex with boys, men, lions, robots.

957
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,039
Speaker 2: Why just say sucking fuck? They also killed it dinner.

958
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they definitely did.

959
00:49:56,679 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 2: Sucking, fucking killing, milking.

960
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 1: Now she's got it down that they were an exuberant

961
00:50:04,079 --> 00:50:07,480
kind of culture. Well, the wealthy people were. You know,

962
00:50:07,519 --> 00:50:09,280
I was listening to a podcast in the Roman Empire

963
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,199
and this guy said, you know, it's it's interesting to

964
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:16,159
remember that ninety five percent of Roman history is just

965
00:50:16,599 --> 00:50:21,159
farmers that didn't do anything. They just lived and died.

966
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,639
You know, it's really beautiful. That's really really beautiful, because

967
00:50:24,639 --> 00:50:27,400
you know, there's there's something beautiful about the ordinary life.

968
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,079
You know, there are most most people weren't wrapped up

969
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:32,920
in the politics of the Senate. They were just milking

970
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,440
cows and then dying. You know, Well, that's what i'd

971
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,800
want to do, That's what I would find.

972
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,159
Speaker 2: Who wants to look behind their back every day?

973
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, who wants to go you too? It's like who

974
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,760
wants to get stabbed by their best friend and go?

975
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:50,800
WHOA mean? No, I'd rather just you know, cut wheat. Anyways,

976
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,280
we've been going on way too long. We got to

977
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,159
wrap the show up. Oh Jesus Christ, I know it's crazy,

978
00:50:56,559 --> 00:51:00,400
such a long episode. Okay, So she's right that they

979
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,159
weren't exuberant people, but she is not right about the menu,

980
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,760
which we do not see. And I would have really

981
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,159
relished the opportunity to shop on it because we've got

982
00:51:08,159 --> 00:51:11,840
stuffed peppers, We've we've got a French onion soup or

983
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,000
something like that. There were a lot of French things,

984
00:51:14,119 --> 00:51:17,639
and yeah, it was very confusing the menu.

985
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 2: For you don't think Roman stuffed peppers.

986
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: They might have stuffed peppers. I think the Romans pretty

987
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,960
much just you know. They they had figs and bread

988
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,119
and fish. And I think I saw a video kaelin

989
00:51:31,199 --> 00:51:33,320
calm down, man, I think I saw a video. He

990
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,599
I think I saw a video one time where the

991
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,440
catch up of the Roman day was a essentially a

992
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,960
fish sauce. So you just ferment and wrought a ton

993
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,559
of fish and then you just squeeze out the bile

994
00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:48,960
and the juice that that kind of nuts out, and

995
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:55,000
then you put that on the things you eat. So

996
00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:58,400
I'm glad that you went with ratatui instead of that.

997
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:03,239
All right, So, oh Joe is wasted. He talks about coming,

998
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,079
he talks about the chef not getting a ten out

999
00:52:07,079 --> 00:52:08,719
of ten, which Sandy's not gonna stand it for.

1000
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 2: It's a ten out of ten for me.

1001
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,639
Speaker 1: It's a ten out of ten for me.

1002
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 2: Now, no one gets a ten.

1003
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 1: Nobody gets a ten. She's a nine out of ten.

1004
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,760
She's a ten out of ten for me though.

1005
00:52:19,519 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: No, no nine.

1006
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to bed. The one thing I do

1007
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:29,639
want to mention with dinner is Joy's stark contrast to Ben.

1008
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,239
So Joy's going to prepare some kind of whole fish,

1009
00:52:35,519 --> 00:52:39,199
be it a brands you know whatnot roasted with the

1010
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:43,360
vegetable sides. It will be accompanied by a beautiful dish,

1011
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,800
a simple dish. She's going to be fileting this table

1012
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:54,320
side one fish. Her knives her presentation, not Ben, who

1013
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,599
said to Daisy and Joao in Togas, go do this

1014
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:06,320
nine times in front of everyone. Okay, So I can't

1015
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,480
give this a pot rating because we didn't see the dinner,

1016
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,039
so we have a lot a hot little thing. After

1017
00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:15,679
the meal, Joseph plays some metal next to Captain Sandy's room,

1018
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,840
just to piss Nathan off, and Nathan goes, dude, please,

1019
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:24,280
you can't play fucking you can't play stained right next

1020
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,360
to the fucking captain's room. Please go away, and he does.

1021
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,039
He calls his fixer and he goes, hey, I need

1022
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:36,440
a sex worker to get out to this this boat.

1023
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:42,760
She says she's working, but I can quadruple her money,

1024
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,840
so just give her twenty grand and get her out here.

1025
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,760
And that's when he tells his bro, his lawyer, his uh,

1026
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:55,079
I don't know Michael Clayton kind of guy. I fucking

1027
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,320
can't stand this guy they got working here. And guess what,

1028
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,000
he's the only one up. So I'm gonna go up

1029
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,199
there and I'm gonna tell him how I feel. He

1030
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,679
sits down. He says, hey, I don't like you. I

1031
00:54:03,679 --> 00:54:05,920
think you're a fucking piece of shit and I think

1032
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,719
you've been really fucking disrespectful to me the entire time.

1033
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,239
And Nathan goes, oh my god. And that's how we

1034
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,480
end the episode.

1035
00:54:13,559 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 3: I like how in the trailer they don't bother show,

1036
00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:18,639
Nathan Yeah, like yeah, like he punched up right.

1037
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 1: He punched in the face. It's gonna all gonna work out.

1038
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,400
We see Joe the next night for dinner, so we

1039
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,400
know that it goes okay, but we'll find out next

1040
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,039
week what exactly happens. Go to Patreon dot com Slash

1041
00:54:27,079 --> 00:54:31,039
another podcast network for Summer House and Rhode Island, will

1042
00:54:31,079 --> 00:54:34,519
be starting in the city there soon. I think lots

1043
00:54:34,519 --> 00:54:37,280
of fun stuff there. Donate a little, a little bit more,

1044
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,679
getting the comments, getting the reviews, five stars, kind words,

1045
00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:41,360
we love you very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye.

1046
00:54:41,360 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 7: Pat's sagodbye later dudes, resting nothing

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Speaker 1: Sp

