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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: It's your good friend Clayton here as usual with my

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buddy Chris.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Chris, Hello, and I'm dead and my eternal punishment

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is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in

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Hell and Clayton, how are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm doing great. You didn't you didn't give my description. Anyways,

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you're the secretary of the Secretary of Ward.

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Speaker 2: That is correct, and also am d brother of Satan,

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the more successful brother of Satan, the most successful brother Satan.

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Of all the brothers of Satan, I am the most successful.

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We never talked about my family tree, have we not?

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Speaker 3: Really haven't really explored a ton, But yeah, so you're

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saying the most successful brother of Satan.

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Speaker 2: I think the most successful of the brothers of the family.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I mean we got Peyton. He's just an accountant

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in Hell.

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Speaker 1: Dayton.

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Speaker 2: He's traveling abroad up in Europe right now, Cayton. That's

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actually my sister Hayden. He is actually he's a big

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actor up on Earth. Uh huh, Slayton. He is a

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despite his very violent ownding name, he's actually a He's

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a he works for the Peace Corps, A bit of

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a black sheep.

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Speaker 1: That one white sheep whatever.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I mean I guess when you put them

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all like that, I mean you're not doing too bad.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, I'm doing great. I'm very successful. I'm

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doing great. I'd say neck and neck with Satan. I mean,

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we're about at the same level of success. You know,

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always something to talk about. It hates giving. But anyways,

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christ we got a big episode because things are about

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to change around here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So, well, as you know, we're in a war against Heaven.

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The big battle has not happened yet, but we're prepping

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for it. So obviously we're gathering all our resources. You know,

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we've been going out and trying to bolster our forces,

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you know, get as many people.

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Speaker 1: Signed up for Hell's Army as possible.

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Speaker 2: But the big thing I've been wanting to focus on

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is those secret weapons, those big, big, powerful, game changing weapons.

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Speaker 4: Chris, Yeah, like what I mean. You know, we've tried

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various things.

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Speaker 2: We've tried espionage, We've tried chemical warfare, you know, we

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we've tried air warfare, all that stuff. But today I

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think we finally cracked it. I think we we have

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the thing that's going to really change the tide of

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this war, Chris, We're gonna summon.

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Speaker 1: The Anti Christ.

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Speaker 2: What, Yes, it's right, it's it's it's huge. I mean,

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this is we're going to bring the Book of Revelations

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to real life.

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Speaker 1: We are going to do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you and me, we're right here, right in, right

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now today where we're going to be bringing on a guest.

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This guy, big piece of work. This guy, he was

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the scourge of the earth. I mean, he was so bad,

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so evil. You know, he was a big Satan follower,

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big Satan worshiper. And you know, despite my differences with

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my brother, he has what it takes to fulfill this ceremony.

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Speaker 3: So this guy, he's the qualified one, because I just

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don't feel qualified to like summon the Anti Christ personally.

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Speaker 1: Chris.

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Speaker 2: Actually, you know it's we're in good hands. This guy's

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got everything that we're gonna need. We just need to

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help him along. But this ceremony, I mean, we're gonna

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we're gonna swon up the Anti Christ and then you know,

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the war is perfectly balanced, if not in our favor

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at that point.

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Speaker 4: So it's gonna be a good day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I guess he does have a lot

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of powers, like he's the anti Christ.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the opposite of Christ's anti I mean, so

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he could you know, he could probably turn wine into water.

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Speaker 4: That's probably not the coolest thing, but and that may

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not be the best like battle technique, but no, he

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could really mess up the income of a vineyard if

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he did.

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Speaker 1: That, you know, sure, yeah, kind.

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Speaker 2: Of little a lot of embarrassment on the you know,

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on a wine tour. So okay, listen, we don't know

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the extent.

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Speaker 1: Of his powers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well it's gonna be a big deal

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when he gets here though, but you know, let's just

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get right to it. Let's let's begin the summoning process.

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And in order to do that, we need.

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Speaker 5: To bring in the harbinger of doom, the most evil

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humans who have ever lived, the leader of the Satanic worshipers,

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the spirit of the damned.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about Kyle. Uh whoa you just you just

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wrote in on a razor scooter. That was pretty sick, dude.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I only go anywhere on razor scooters.

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Speaker 1: Damn, that's pretty rad. Uh. Hi, Kyle, what's up?

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Speaker 6: They're not what I expected for the leader you expecting Huh?

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Is because I'm young? Is it because I look like

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I don't know what I'm doing. I got I got

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news for you, man, I burn red. Whoa, I am

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Satan's child.

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Speaker 1: Whoa.

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Speaker 6: I don't mess around with this stuff. So I don't

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care that you or my mom or my dad don't

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understand it. But I am part of this bigger movement,

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and I don't appreciate you questioning my authority here.

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Speaker 2: You know, Chris, I know that you're judging him right

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now based on his youth. Sure, Kyle is seventeen years old,

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but you know he's a progeny. He you know, he's

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done so much for the Satanic movement. It's not such

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a young evil age.

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Speaker 3: I was judging him less on the age and more

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so just the hot topic.

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Speaker 1: Gonsom was that hot topic.

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Speaker 6: Uh yeah, dress for success all right. In fact, I

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was in like my second interview to finally get my

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dream job there before I died.

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Speaker 2: Oh that sucks, but I do got to give you

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some compliments and some major ups on that wallet chain.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty sick.

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Speaker 6: Oh thanks man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't have to worry about losing your wallet,

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that's right.

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Speaker 6: Ever, yeah, oh yo, I will say though, it's it.

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It is a bit itchy, you know, but but you

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know sacrifices.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean life is pain right, Well.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of, so you're gonna help us summon the anti Christ.

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Speaker 6: I'm here to help you summon the anti Christ? Yes,

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help you more? Like, do you know everything? Because this

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is a really serious thing and I can't have you

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guys screwing around with it, all right?

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Speaker 4: Of course, of course you have our total cooperation, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do everything that you need to do. Man,

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We're just.

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Speaker 2: We're just here to watch you work and assisted however

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best we can.

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Speaker 6: All right, So here's the the cauldron of summon. Okay,

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everyone rub it counterclockwise three times, like really, caress it?

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Speaker 4: Okay, right hand or left hand?

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Speaker 6: Left hand? Okay, all right now now everyone throw in

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your favorite pet.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 6: H the cuter the better.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well I was gonna throw in Chris because

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he is technically my favorite pet.

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Speaker 1: Well that's nice.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, don't don't get to you know, filled up

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on yourself. I'll just throw my favorite cockroach. It's second,

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it's it's the closest thing to Chris I could find.

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Speaker 1: Wait, is that my childhood at Hamster?

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Speaker 6: Yes? Yes, we're gonna need it. This is this is

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a part of the ritual. It's very normal. Just still

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question it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you get? I mean I talked to

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Kyle beforehand.

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Speaker 2: We had a consultation and Antichrist summoning consultation, and he

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said that we would need this, So yeah, I got.

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I brought oatmeal back. He was gonna be in hell anyways.

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You know, he's been in hell this entire time.

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Speaker 4: He's just been avoiding you hamsters.

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Speaker 6: All right, alright, go ahead, throw it in, Chris, Yeah,

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go ahead, Chris, throw throw an oatmeal. Look at her

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go he yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 6: Uh now, everybody vomit into the cauldron. Try to aim

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for oatmeal if you can. Okay, everybody, three, two, well.

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Speaker 4: One, I'm gonna need more than three, So.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I really have to vomit at

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the moment.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on freshout of epicac as well.

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Speaker 6: I guess we could pee in it.

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Speaker 1: We just all into it and the same Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's that's a you know, it's like they

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branch off. You can either go left or right, but

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they both take you to the same destination. So vomit

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or pe.

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Speaker 4: That makes sense. Okay, yeah, well here we go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, stop looking stop all right, I really

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had to go. So I'm glad that we did this

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because I I didn't know how long I was gonna

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have to hold this in for the whole ceremony.

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Speaker 6: Guys, you're not aim aim for the hamster. What's his name?

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Oatal aim for oatmeal?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, oh yeah, this is this is yeah,

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this is part of the ritual.

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Speaker 1: It's nice this. I actually got to say this is

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a good podcast material.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, what's next on the list?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 6: Wings? Wings of a bat?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, they're gonna say like Paul McCartney. All right, yeah,

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got those?

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Speaker 1: Al right, wings of a bat?

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Speaker 6: Uh witch's armpit hair? Does anyone have the armpit hair

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of a witch?

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Speaker 2: I actually just got a fresh stock of those from

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the grocery this weekend, So yeah, I got that right

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here in this classic baggy.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Blood of a goat? Okay, sure you guys have

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read revelations. Goats are big. No, it was a big

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goat time back then. So yeah, we gotta have some blood.

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Speaker 3: Of think we have some in the fridge. Actually, hold

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let me chick, Yeah, go ahead and run.

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Speaker 1: Get that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, blood of a cock. But the blood

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of a cock? Do we have a cock anywhere?

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Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna need you to be.

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Speaker 2: A little bit more specific because that could go one

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of two ways, and one of us is gonna have

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a real bad time if it goes the one direction

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that I'm thinking it is.

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Speaker 1: We're talking chicken.

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Speaker 6: Took a chicken?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Actually we have also some of that in

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the fridge.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have a fresh We have an old bucket

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of KFC and I asked for an extra air, so

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you you should be able to squeeze a couple drops.

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Speaker 1: Out of that. Okay, there's that.

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Speaker 6: The Ashes of Barbatos, the Duke of Hell.

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Speaker 4: Wait, Ashes, God, I got that one wrong, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Kyle sent me the list before I got ashes from Barbados.

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I'm oh, that's my that'll work. That'll work, okay, all right,

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tossing it in. Yeah, he's the expert, Chris. You gotta

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trust him on this one.

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Speaker 6: The Diary of a Priest.

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Speaker 2: Gotta say, of all the evil things that we had

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to get, this one was the most cursed and evil.

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I do not read it, trust me. I'm just gonna

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toss it in there.

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Speaker 6: You need about ten Do we need ten dreadstalkers?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 6: Do we have ten dreadstalkers? Some soul rot?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, sol rot?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pick that up from underneath the our foundation. A

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big problem, A lot of rot down there.

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Speaker 6: Do we have any demonic strength harnessed from a torsand

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it's like a centaur, but but backwards.

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Speaker 2: Definitely, definitely have demonic strength. I collected some of the

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sweat off of the bench this morning after my workout.

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Uh huh, And technically I am part torsand you are well,

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I mean you know I have the hoves.

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Speaker 6: Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I see it now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I it was imagining because the opposite of a centaur

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would be the body of a human and a head

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of a horse.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, well, I mean I have the horror, you know.

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Speaker 2: Close enough to the family of Yeah, it's close enough.

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My first cousin is a torsand okay, all.

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Speaker 6: Right, Uh we need three hand of Gouldan's.

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Speaker 2: I only found one Gouldan and he only had obviously

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two hands, so I got two hands of Gouldon. Can

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we get like a hand of Juliani or Guzman.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, do you have a Jerry? A hand of a

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Jerry would work.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we could find a Jerry. Actually, I think my

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next door neighbor is Jerry. I will be right back.

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I'm gonna go get a hand of a Jerry.

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Speaker 1: So, Kyle's what do you do for fun?

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Speaker 6: I don't have fun. Bun's not cool? Oh okay, I

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worship the dark. That's what I do for quote fun.

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Speaker 1: Okay, back with the head of Jerry. Thank god? Uh cool?

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Speaker 4: What did I just walk back in on?

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Speaker 1: That was you? Guys.

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Speaker 2: We're making an intense eye contact. Yeah, Kyle's a stare.

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Oh okay, I like to watch all right, moving on?

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Speaker 1: What's next?

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Speaker 6: One more thing, and it's the most important. The scrotum

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of a virgin.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Chris looking at you? Yeah, Chris, Well I'm looking

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at Kyle. No, no, are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: Man? Who did you have sex with? I?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, you know I have a girlfriend. You haven't

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met her yet. She doesn't live here. She lives in

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another town in Canada.

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Speaker 1: You see that, Chris. Okay, he's been around. What's her name?

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Speaker 6: Her name is, you know, Janine. That's a perfectly real

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name that human women have them, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Chris, I think.

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Speaker 2: Chris, we're gonna need your We're gonna need your scrout Chris. Well,

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how I mean, best guess we've got the water up

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to a decent level in the cauldron. I think if

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you just straddled the top of the pot and then

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just kind of sat down into it, you know, I

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think if it as long as it makes contact, that's

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all we need.

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Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, yeah, I guess we don't have to take

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it off of you, just you know, like get screwed.

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Speaker 1: Bag it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly, t bag the cauldron.

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Speaker 2: Just be careful because the rim of the cauldron looks

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really slippery, so falling slippery.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, uh well it's actually oh my god,

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he just slipped inside.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I don't see the water boiling it?

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Speaker 6: Did you see him?

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Speaker 4: Oh he's slashed.

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Speaker 6: We gotta let's let's start it wett to start the process.

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All right?

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Speaker 7: Ready, okay, all right, what do we do?

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Speaker 1: Please come to us? Do?

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Speaker 6: I say, won't you come?

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Speaker 1: My heart?

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Speaker 6: I top hey, George, Oi wild doc both yeaes si

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you know bls a bubb's language.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we were kind of upset whenever the

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star Trek fans took it over.

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Speaker 4: But you know it's it's whatever. At least it's being used.

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Speaker 6: All right, h It's okay, Okay, it's working. It's working.

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Speaker 8: Uh, say your prayers, little one. Don't forget my son

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to include everyone. Fuck you in warm within, keep you

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free from sins. Here till the Sandman he comes. Sleep

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with one eye open, slipping your pillow. Light it light,

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enter night. Oh, take my hand to Never you have

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to never never land.

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Speaker 4: And oh my god, it's he's coming.

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Speaker 1: He's here. He's here, neighbor. Oh, what is wrong with him?

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And that does not look right? Oh my god, Kyle,

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what's going on?

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Speaker 7: Kyle?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: This is the first time I've done this.

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Speaker 7: Kyle.

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Speaker 1: You said you were a master at this times.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm just timing by him on the party planning committee.

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Speaker 1: Kyle, what we know?

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Speaker 6: I just I just I come back.

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Speaker 7: It's tired.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, do is get get cups and cops. That's

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all I got. I just wanted to do something, Nicole.

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Speaker 1: Her dam it, Kyle, what if we do?

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Speaker 8: Guy's melting, his eyeballs are ripping and exciting out and

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over and over.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh my god, what did I do?

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Speaker 7: Mom?

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Speaker 1: Kyle relaxed?

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Speaker 7: Guy? What death?

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Speaker 6: Man? I was just in it to trying to get

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a girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what about Janine? What happened to Janine? Johnny was

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a lie? My god?

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Speaker 2: Come, oh my god. Look he's growing.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's like a hundred feet high.

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Speaker 1: Hey, all right, I s's.

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Speaker 8: Five bundred feet Oh no, he's He's collapsing.

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Speaker 6: In on itself.

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Speaker 1: It's like the big bang, dude.

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Speaker 4: It's okay, good lord, what I do? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it just blew up. It just crap everywhere.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, well, oh I am so sorry, man, sorry.

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Speaker 1: Mine god.

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Speaker 4: It looks like there's something on the ground that might

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be Chris.

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Speaker 6: Oh shoot, hey, man, are you okay?

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Speaker 1: It's rising? Hey? Oh that isn't Chris? Is that you?

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Speaker 6: Are you all right?

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Speaker 1: Chris? Are you okay? Hey? Hey Chris?

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Speaker 6: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: Are you around Chris?

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Speaker 6: What not?

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Speaker 5: Chris?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 6: If you're not Chris, then you are?

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Speaker 1: You look like Chris? You only Chris. You act like Chris.

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I'm di Chris.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, we really fuck this

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one up.

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Speaker 1: You wanted Chris.

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Speaker 2: I am the all powerful anti Chris.

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Speaker 6: I wanted. Okay, anti christ, I gave you the anti Chris.

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That seems pretty close.

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Speaker 1: It's a c on your s.

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Speaker 4: What what's silence?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well? Now what so you typically when you say silence,

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if you follow it up with like a command or

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some statement, you're just here just telling society.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like okay, all right, shut up?

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Speaker 1: Okay? What what now?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 6: Are you a messiah or like?

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Speaker 1: I have all powers? All powers? What is that? All powers?

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What do you want? Flights? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Show me that you can fly? You just jumped?

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Speaker 1: Yeah a long time. No, it's a pretty short amount

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of time. Here's a long jump. There was not much

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hang time.

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Speaker 6: Uh, Cla Clayton. I think I think I can let

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me try to control them.

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Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, No way, you can control me?

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Speaker 6: Rum movie?

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Speaker 1: What you want? What do you want? That works? Kidding?

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Speaker 4: Psch oh kn't control me?

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Speaker 1: Okay, got it?

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Speaker 2: So the anti Chris seems to just be Chris, but

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like with a bad attitude.

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Speaker 1: So well, I can also do powers like you said,

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you said, you've already said that. We've been through this.

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Speaker 2: Uh, show me super strength, show me a feet of

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super strength?

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Speaker 1: Anti Chris, Kyle, your arm wrestle.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bring it on, bitch, all right?

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Speaker 6: Go. I see your right hand is also your strongest arm.

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Speaker 2: You guys haven't moved. There's been no progress. It has

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not moved an inch. You guys are just shaking.

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Speaker 5: Really hard.

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Speaker 1: At this point. I'm just worried that one of you

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is gonna break your hand. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Uh, the anti Chris did in fact win. I don't

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know if that would be super strength though, because that

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took a long time.

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Speaker 1: Well I won, okay, didn't it fair? Yeah? Shut up?

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All right? What other testaments of my strength do you want?

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Or you're asking me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Chris. Uh, what's something that you

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can do? You know that's going to just prove that

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you're super evil? You know, give me, give me something

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really evil. I want to see some evil stuff, hey, Kyle.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, shut up. Okay, that's that's not I mean, that's

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that's it's not very You could have done that before. Yeah,

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it's true, it's not really a new power.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Chris. Uh, I mean, Anti Chris. What's

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your favorite band?

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Speaker 1: Can Park? Okay? All right?

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Speaker 6: Oh man, this cauldron is what happened? Did you dude, Chris,

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did you eat the hamster?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It's pretty metal.

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Speaker 2: It seems as though the anti Chris is just the

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evil version of Chris. But because Chris is just so

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plain in vanilla, the opposite of him is just also whatever.

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Speaker 1: You know? Shut up?

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, thank you Anti Chris.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to listen to you, guys. Okay, all right,

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bye Anti Chris.

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Speaker 2: Kyle you you have said goodbye several times.

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Speaker 1: Leave Anti Chris. Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna wrap this thing up.

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Speaker 1: Kyle.

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Speaker 2: I am not giving you your full payment. The terrible job,

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awful job. Now I got to bring back Chris through

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Anti Chris. I don't know how that's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Not gonna be easy. You're you are still here.

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Speaker 4: You've been telling me that you're gonna leave, but you're

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still here, Anti Chris.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to leave now.

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Speaker 6: Can you just just just don't tell my mom or dad?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 6: I can't get crounded again.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, they're gonna know. They're gonna find out about

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this because you did a terrible job. All right, Well, guys,

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thanks for listening to another episode of Good Morning from Hell.

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If you want to follow us on social media? Anti Chris,

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where should they go? Maybe they shouldn't follow us at

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at morning from hell you don't know you Okay, but

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you just said the name of it implying that you

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do want them to follow us up. Okay, thank you, Chris,

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Anti Chris, Okay, yeah, I got it. Hey, guys, just

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a side step, a little bit of a speed bump.

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Morgan seven still on, We're still I'm feeling good. We're

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gonna win. We'll we'll find out next week. I'm sure

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we're gonna have a really good battle plan.

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Speaker 1: Ready to go, Hail Clayton.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Brandon Farmahiny for coming on as Kyle.

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Great to have you back on.

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Speaker 4: Where can people find more of you?

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Speaker 6: You can go to Twitter uh and my link tree

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is there. The's twitter dot com slash mister Farmahini. You

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can also catch my podcast Wrong Side of Thirty.

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Speaker 1: Which it is. I love that podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's if you're anywhere close to the age of thirty,

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you should absolutely listen to it. Super relatable and very funny.

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We've had all We've had all everyone from the show

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on at different times, all great episodes, So definitely go

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check it out. To search for Wrong Side.

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Speaker 6: It's okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, okay, maybe not from the creator.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, just search for wrong Side of thirty where

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we listen to podcasts and Google Listen and subscribe. Yeah

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all right, thank you, Brandon, No problem,