Speaker 1: Hello, Dick Well, Well, hello daddy.
Speaker 2: Seen my children?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, delightful pair of youngsters.
Speaker 2: Oh what's she done now?
Speaker 1: Not a thing, old man, Nothing, nothing serious. She put
the bite on me for a nickel, and I let
her have a five dollar BILLI get change, that's all.
Speaker 2: And she had plenty of time to get back. Dick Well, I.
Speaker 1: Figured that if she carried ropes beer in her teeth
and hopped on one leg all the way, she should
have been here on ten minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Oh, if that kid plays her card right, she'll make
to hatch your feet before she's left.
Speaker 1: Come, come, daddy, don't look at it on the bleak side.
I assure you I'm not worried about.
Speaker 2: The five dollars. No, I can see that.
Speaker 1: It's just that some prowling footpad might spot the money
in her hand and make off of the kids.
Speaker 2: Well, if that happens, I'll be very happy to refund
the money. Dick.
Speaker 1: I think I know what you mean, Daddy, I think
I do. Yeah, well, let's give her a few more minutes. Huh,
what's this I here but to go to school?
Speaker 2: School? Oh you know, I fooled around with painting for years,
and I thought I'd take a little course in sculpture
just as a hobby.
Speaker 1: Oh say you go to art school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife doesn't approve naturally. Yeah, she has some
revolting idea about the models. Yeah, shoey schnooks and hurry
back and tell you what's the package you have?
Speaker 1: Is it some of your work?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just a crude bust. Cant to look at it. Well,
i'd love to daddy, all right? Yeah? Hm, well see
did you make that statue? Daddy? Yes, Meredith, it's not
very good. I fear I don't think so either. I.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, who's it supposed to be, Daddy.
Speaker 2: If you're examine the base, you'll see I carved the
name on it, Louis cross Eye. Who's he, Meredith? It's
Lois VI eleven. Yeah, those are Roman numerals, Meredith. Well,
don't you think I know it? I was just trying
to make a little joke to kind of loosen the tention.
Speaker 1: What tension about snooks?
Speaker 2: In the five dollars cheapers? Fellas, pull yourselves together. There's
nothing to worry about. Who's worried? I'm laying eight to five?
She blows every penny of it. I listen to Dick.
I can't wait any longer. I'm going out to look
for it. If I don't vocas any one of the stores,
I'll try the house.
Speaker 1: Okay, Daddy, Now let's hear from you. Buy phone.
Speaker 2: If she's home, you'll be able to hear me without
a phone on.
Speaker 1: Well, Daddy hasn't returned to Snooks yet, so I imagine
he must have tracked her down to the house. Wouldn't
it be wonderful if we could get a load of
what's happening down there?
Speaker 2: Snokes Snokes, Hi, am daddy, I'm the laundry boys. Where
are you?
Speaker 3: Hi? Look at this stats you I'm making, Snooks.
Speaker 2: What are you doing in my attelier? I've told you
fifty thousand times to stay out in my art studio.
Speaker 3: This is the line report stare.
Speaker 2: I know what it is. Good Heaven's look at this mess.
Throw that big lump of clay back in the tub.
Speaker 3: I'm making this cat you of Routes Pierre.
Speaker 2: I don't care what you're doing. Throw that massive clay
back in the tub.
Speaker 3: All right, but I think rolt Pierre.
Speaker 2: Will holler where is Ropes Pierre?
Speaker 3: He's in the lump of clay.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's get that stuff off him quick, you little vandal.
The child will suffocate. Why hurry, scrape it off his head.
Poor child must feel awful.
Speaker 3: He ain't saying nothing, peh.
Speaker 2: It's all off his face. Oh, ropes Pierre really hollering? Sure,
is hollering, like you keep the play off and let's
put it fast. Oh, get away? Run the water in
that bowl?
Speaker 3: Are you doing to Duncan?
Speaker 2: Yes? And then I'm going to have a little talk
with you about something else.
Speaker 3: Oh is it's gonna be talking? What's banking?
Speaker 2: Maybe a little of both, and maybe no talking at all? Nothing,
of course not. You're the sweetest, most well behaved child
in the world. You're a paragon of perfection. Sure, lo
qu you've done for rope Pierre. Get me something to
dry him with?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Because he's ringing wet?
Speaker 3: Put him in the ring.
Speaker 2: Oh you wait, just wait till I get ropes Pierre
in his bed. What did go to do?
Speaker 3: Plenty?
Speaker 2: Now, don't you start? Oh I'm sorry, baby, I didn't
mean to yell at your eye. There you can cry
if you're like, switch him up again, daddy, there's anything
switching down, you'll be on the receip and until I
get through asking you a few questions about this other
little matter.
Speaker 3: Is it about the canary?
Speaker 2: No, it's not about the canary. What happened to the canary?
Speaker 3: Will it make you mad? If I tell you?
Speaker 2: Sure it will.
Speaker 3: I don't wanna make you mad, daddy, but I love
you too much.
Speaker 2: Never mind that hookum? What happened to the canary?
Speaker 3: He disappeared? How he got awful dirty on his paddy?
Go on? So I cleaned him with the vacuom clean
and I can't find him no more.
Speaker 2: Get the vacuum clean. A quick take off that dust bag?
Of looking it?
Speaker 3: How'd you get it off?
Speaker 2: Here? Take ropes bare to his room? Mile to it?
Speaker 3: Alright, come on, my sweet little brother.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't believe the child is these things intentionally.
There must be something latently there. You are a little fella.
I'm glad you didn't get her. Say back in your case? Now?
Speaker 3: Is you still alive, daddy?
Speaker 2: Yes, lucky for you, less for him too. What did
you do with the baby?
Speaker 3: I put him in his scrip. I think he wants
to sleep.
Speaker 2: Well, let's have a look m all right, come back
to my studio with.
Speaker 3: Me you mean the laundryport.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Now, come here, snooks, Why
I'm going to uncover your processes and reach the bottom
of your transgression?
Speaker 3: Shall I can over?
Speaker 2: Not just yet to begin with. I'm temporarily going to
forgive all these other little misdeeds until the main proper
miss settled.
Speaker 3: Let's set let comor again? Oh no, how about Chaddy day.
Speaker 2: We'll settle it right now, Snooks, look at me, take
a good look at me.
Speaker 3: I did you look awful?
Speaker 2: I think you was, Yes, Daddy, mister Powell tells me
you were at the studio this evening and you asked
him for a nickel? Is that the truth?
Speaker 3: If I say it to lie? Will you still believe him?
Speaker 2: I most certainly will it's the truth.
Speaker 3: That's then I get I can go now, I guess.
Speaker 2: Stay here, you little mendicant. When mister Powell told you
he didn't have a nickel, you offered to go out
and change a five dollar bill for him. At least
that's the way I got it.
Speaker 3: Did you get one too, daddy?
Speaker 2: Now where's the change?
Speaker 3: What change?
Speaker 2: Four dollars and ninety five cents mister Powell's change?
Speaker 3: Well? Think fast, snooks, You don't know how fast I'm
thinking there.
Speaker 2: Well you might be. Heaven only help you if you
squandered that money.
Speaker 3: I didn't swan your daddy.
Speaker 2: Then I presume you have it. I presume so, well
where is it?
Speaker 3: I ain't got it?
Speaker 2: Snooks? Do you realize you've been caught in flood granty delecto?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 2: That's slatting for red hammer? Pretty good praise.
Speaker 3: I got to rest from your pink God's daddy.
Speaker 2: Don't change the subjects. Where did you spend that money?
Speaker 3: I wanted to baree? I'm not only spend a nickel
on what? I bought a nice cream puffs for Christmas?
Pressing for you, daddy.
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 3: Don't you like cream pots?
Speaker 2: I hate them? Besides, you know very well a cream
puff won't last until Christmas.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: After I wotted, I see, well, where's the rest of
the money? I remember? I want the truth?
Speaker 3: You want the money or the truth?
Speaker 2: Stop stalling, snokes. What happened to that four ninety five?
Speaker 3: It got stuck in the queen folk and I swallowed it.
Speaker 2: The silver too, No roast swallow dads, snooks, you're slipping.
Surely you can make up a better fIF than that.
Speaker 3: I know I can't, but you're rushing me enough.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to bandy words with you any longer.
Either you tell me the absolute truth this minute, or
I'll take you to the police station.
Speaker 3: All right, Daddy, I'll tell you the truth. Go on.
I was coming on at the bakery, and I had
the money in my head.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I'm what, And six kangaroos hot down my bed,
six kangaroos.
Speaker 3: And and they was gonna roast beer. So I gave
them the money to go away. And then and what
do you say?
Speaker 2: I never said a word, and I'm so dumbfounded. I
can't talk.
Speaker 3: He can't talk.
Speaker 2: No, do you wait for.
Speaker 3: Jacks any too?
Speaker 2: Ok? Yes, noos. This is by far the worst crime
you've ever committed. I don't know what to do with you.
A spanking who seems to do no good. Maybe there's
some other kind of treatment. I must figure this out.
Speaker 3: Keep figuring, daddy.
Speaker 2: Quiet, Maybe I brought you up wrong? Is it possible?
Time at falls? Could that be?
Speaker 3: Could he?
Speaker 2: How can a child deliberately go hello, who conks bakery?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes?
Speaker 3: She what?
Speaker 2: Oh? She left? The change on the counter. Well, thanks
very much, mister Kronk. I'll come over and pick it up.
Speaker 3: Well, love me the cookie dad and knocked me on it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, mister Kung says, you left the four ninety
five on the counter, did I? Yes, snooks, Why on
earth didn't you tell me that?
Speaker 3: I couldn't think of it?
Speaker 2: But you went to work and fought up those fantastic stories.
Speaker 3: You call that work.
Speaker 2: Oh well, the main thing is you didn't filch the money.
So I guess there's nothing for me to do except
thank you for putting clay on those Pierre and the
Canary incidents. After all, it's only fair, isn't it.
Speaker 3: So yes day, shall I turn over?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Yes?
Speaker 3: Please see. If you can't figure out a new treatment.
Speaker 2: This will have to do until a better one presents itself.
Let's go, Ready, Ready, Here we go again