Speaker 1: Are you watching White Lotus?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Were ready?
Speaker 1: I have a theory about that show. Okay, what I'm
about to say is going to have you watch the
show differently.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: There is never There's not one second of that show
where there is not a music bed or an ethereal
soundscape underneath it. It just keeps keeps it moving.
Speaker 2: Did you say that what you're going to say is
going to change the issue?
Speaker 1: Watch what television show except a musical, has constant music
or something like it never stops?
Speaker 3: Was it likest season?
Speaker 4: Which one rless?
Speaker 1: I don't even think I had pubes when that show isn't.
Speaker 2: Well you ask, I'm telling you it's.
Speaker 1: Less really Okay, Sorry Ilo walking about TV?
Speaker 2: It's bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's pat great to be here.
Ruby is in studio. She is not calling from far away. Also,
quick Arizon omissions. We haven't done this segment in a
long time. I said that my sister Ruby lived in
Gramercy Park. Last episode, which is is that in Greenwich.
It's down so it's in Hudson Yards and it's one
of the most exclusive neighborhoods in New York. What's a
brownstone in Grammercyy Park, cause.
Speaker 3: The park is very exclusive, so you can only get
into the park if you have a key to the park, right,
And you can only get a key to the park
if you live in one of the park And I
believe that Nay, he was trying to buy them and
kick everybody out. It's kind of a bummer. Several millions
and millions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she doesn't live there. She lives in Battery Park,
which is a much more intense and awful name.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So grammar Cy No subway is bad side of
the city. I prefer the west.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hope everyone batteries in that city because there's.
Speaker 2: No no, no, they be people there. But you have
a nice view of the Statue of Liberty. It's actually
quite a lovely spot that Ruby has. Because she is
a coastal elite. We have to get into a show
about coastal elites, that being real housewives of Beverlys. Pat,
what are you doing your cell phone?
Speaker 1: I was looking where we are? I was checking our downloads.
We're doing very well. People like our coverage.
Speaker 2: Of this Okay, correat sweet thank you for supporting us.
If you wouldn't liked to support us, even furthermore, go
to Patreon dot com, slash another podcast network, a couple
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just ask for it. You can go up to people
and say, can I have five dollars. We've talked about before,
threatening legal actions settling for five dollars. Most companies will
take that deal. For example, we talked about the guy
that sinceed his genitals off with that hot hot tea.
Speaker 1: At Starbucks, melted his balls like face.
Speaker 2: Right, if you just pour scalding hot liquid on yourself
and go, I'll settle for five, you'll get the five.
Speaker 1: They just it's called go away money, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah exactly. So patroon dot com Session of
the podcast Network. We have got to do a happy
hour very soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a meet up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to do it next week. Fine, we're
doing it next Friday.
Speaker 1: Yes, our schedule is still pretty busy with all these
interviews we're doing and whatnot. But yeah, we can do
it next week next Friday.
Speaker 2: Happy hour with us. It'll be forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can do that all right, Okay, any other housekeeping.
Speaker 2: No, housekeeping's done. We covered white lotus having music beds,
artists having music beds.
Speaker 1: That's all in.
Speaker 2: Yeah pretty much. Oh okay, yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: So what is R list? Out of curiosity?
Speaker 1: Say r Less, baseball agent on an HBO show from
nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Frand label had said I don't like sports, but
I love r Less. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay that's an endorsement. Oh yeah, Ringing, I'd say
I love her so much.
Speaker 2: She's amazing one of my many muses. Thank you for everything, Fran.
So let's get into this episode. Was it good? Was
it bad? Who knows Ruby's and studio? Let's start with
her baby's first.
Speaker 3: I am trying to currently look up if Sutton's store
is still closed, and I believe that it is. This
episode was good because certain people did their jobs. I
think drum yeah good. Yeah, she showed up. She doesn't
need to keep producing those movies about HB ice HBU
c's well is that what they're calling historically? Black HBCUs
us hb I s head bitch and charge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's.
Speaker 2: So sorry for anyone who is really upset with us
JUGI Whites. We're going to issue a Hannah Burner apology next.
Speaker 3: Episode for that, right, exactly sure that was just being
stoned in dyslexic that had nothing to do with any
type of yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 2: We're just pretty stone, pretty fucking.
Speaker 3: Actually show up for work. I thought that she. I
actually felt felt a little bit bad for her at
the end of the episode when she was not being
supported her friend. I think Sutton is being undressed by everyone,
and I think it's great because I don't think that
she's actually a good person. I think Kyle and Kyle's
life is not good and I don't know what else
to say about that, and she can no longer keep
the facade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing says I'm a girl's girl. Then have shared
an intimate, traumatic conversation with a friend of yours and
then have them bring up that said conversation in front
of a table.
Speaker 2: What are you.
Speaker 1: Restoring to When Bo's had seen Mo out with another
girl at solhouse and she called Kyle, which is what
you should do as a good girls girl, I'd argue
the second part of what she did, which was in fact,
bring it up in front of some of her rivals
or enemies at a table to embarrass her, mock her,
and exploit it for television. Wasn't so girly girl.
Speaker 2: Well she's shown up for work too. It looks like,
thank you, bos, thank you very much for that. If
it was nine Kyle's on this cast, we wouldn't have
a show.
Speaker 3: Well, no, we wouldn't. Nine Kyle's and a Kathy I'd watch.
Speaker 1: Okay, this hit me so we haven't heard about Kim
Richards in a while. That's the third sister that was
on a couple of seasons of this.
Speaker 2: I believe it. Boy, did I just hold back? There
was stuff going on up there. And I don't know
if any of you listening go these people don't really
have filters. We do, because do you want to tell
us what?
Speaker 1: Okay, so to read asks Kyle off, puts her completely
off guard. What's going on with you know, your sister?
And Kyle says an eye quote, she's doing good. Now.
I don't know if I ever mentioned this before, but
one time I asked my mom how's cousin Chad doing?
And my mom said he's doing really good. And I said, Mom,
where's Chad living? And she said, well, he's living with
his mother. And I said, oh that's odd. Doesn't he
have a kid. Yeah, the kid got taken away and
is in foster care. Right, he can't really handle the
kid because the baby mama is on drugs and in rehab.
And I said to mom, Mom, that's the exact opposite
of doing good. And I think that applies here with Kim. Sure, yep.
So either she has an odd relationship with the words
sounds good or she's lying.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that Kim's living with her mommy?
Speaker 3: Know what?
Speaker 1: I'm saying that Kim's more than likely not doing good.
Speaker 3: Wasn't she just arrested for shoplifting and sent to a
rehab facide.
Speaker 1: I think that was a little while ago.
Speaker 2: But chuck shoplifting up to drug addiction. Fine, I don't
think you really can. I mean, that's you know, that's
in you.
Speaker 3: And if you take something of high value and you
blame it on being high, is that a better charge
than just the stealing of it, because then everyone do
drugs before you steal?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. It's like, don't have car
insurance before you get into a car accident, right, Like
you'll get a discount.
Speaker 1: A couple of things. I was talking to how it
works a couple in Real Housewives News, Ruby do you
have any news. Obviously, we have Karen that's going to
jail for the clink. I didn't realize this was her
fourth DUI. Fourteenth, Yeah, your fourth DUI.
Speaker 2: I look, I don't Our uncle Hub is a drunk, right,
I mean our uncle Hub is gallon of whiskey on
a weekend kind of drunk. Right. He has four d us.
Speaker 3: He cannot not drink alcohol because he'll die.
Speaker 1: He'll die.
Speaker 2: And he lives in where there are no people, right,
and he has four DUIs.
Speaker 1: Canny get one of those way moves or driving around town.
Speaker 2: No way moos have not hit Craig County, Virginia yet.
I feel that they would be littered with bullets if
they were in the I mean, people just freak out,
and I know what it was.
Speaker 3: It'd be target practice for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So a couple interesting exits from the house Wives franchise.
I understand that Mia is gone. I think she may
have been fired because of the whole child thing.
Speaker 3: And right, well, well that would have been a good
move because when you allege on national television that the
father of your child is not the father of your child,
knowing that you went through IVF and that's how you
can see of your child. You're disgusting and you should
get the funk off our screen. She also walked yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 1: Oh she's a horrible person. She also walked off, I
believe during the reunion, which is a big.
Speaker 2: Doesn't like that?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no. Anything in the Beverly Hills world.
You said, Sutton's story is close.
Speaker 3: That's been the case for a very very long time.
But I was just no, and off the top of
my head, probably do you do your own nails? But
the if anyone is watching Atlanta, they should, they should continue,
and if anyone isn't, they should start. Because those women
are unbelievable. There are people who are getting married and
divorced and then married and divorced, and now people's baby
daddies are making music with people that they've ever made
music with before.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really cool, guys.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable And also another reason that I really like
it this season, rich Shamia is here as a wife
and she is her husband. You want to know what
her fucking husband does.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Her husband is h vach money. Okay, So she's like
all those hospitals, all those airports y'all are walking through.
That's my fucking husband doinghvack. That's the type of money
that gets you a Rolls Royce at your birthday party. Yeah,
go away. Everyone else showed nothing.
Speaker 2: For the only thing that's more money than that is
like hedge fund money, maybe like yeah, oil, second world
dictatorial money, and maybe the the guy that invented the
little things that show you by feel that you're going
into another lane.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then.
Speaker 2: Those are pretty much the only ones that are more
than that.
Speaker 1: Little teas here. This is I believe Housewives Adjacent the
Valley debuts in three weeks. I've seen the pilot episode.
It is amazing. This will be an amazing season. Little
side note, Jacks has thrown his hat into the podcast world.
His new podcast is called in the Mind of a
Man with Jax Taylor. He has thirty eight reviews currently.
Speaker 2: Mind of a Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got to talk about being addicted to cocaine
and his uh trauma issues as a child and why
he uh, he's just working through a lot of issues.
Speaker 2: The mind of a broken man.
Speaker 1: That's right, he should have added that word broken in there.
Speaker 2: Uh huh oh. Well, so it's kind of like a
cool like free therapy session that people. I guess you
have to consent to it.
Speaker 1: Here, I'll play the trailer. Hear what trailers?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, play the trailer. I got a press play
on that.
Speaker 1: I did press play out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be a broken man.
Speaker 1: Bad wi fi here. God, it's that little circle.
Speaker 2: Man introducing Instagram teen accounts. That's wow.
Speaker 1: We put a commercial and it's one minute out built.
Speaker 3: Wow, he's got money to make.
Speaker 1: The programmatics know that, like fourteen people have listened to this.
Now hopefully it gets to his add.
Speaker 2: Needs to Okay, yeah, I like this. They're swathing.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, he's got to.
Speaker 2: Content they can see. Okay, all right here, all right,
if you're a parent, pull the phone away from the mic. Now,
pull away from the mic right now, Jesus Christ. Okay,
thank you, guest.
Speaker 5: In the mind of a man, and yes, it's exactly
what you think it is. I'm talking dating and relationships
and breaking down the mysteries of the male mind and
in some cases male behavior. And of course it's all
coming from my own personal experiences. I mean, you see
me in my valley, right, it's unfiltered conversations, surprising revelations,
and all kinds of yes like my real TV friends,
A psychologists.
Speaker 1: Who writes much more in the mind.
Speaker 5: Of a man with me Jens Taylor wherever you get
your podcasts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, PMZ has a new enemy. H PMZ has a
new enemy.
Speaker 2: Get ready, little patties, you will be deployed the infrastructure
and scavelding around that particular creative endeavor is rotted. There
are people that are bolstering this man and saying that
it is a good idea to tell people how mysterious
the email mind is and that they need to figure
out what's going on in there.
Speaker 3: Via Jax Taylor Dating and relationship advice from the first part,
So what about you Jack's divorced cheating horror makes me? Man?
Listening to this who's interested in hearing a relationship and
dating advice? Why from you?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Why ever?
Speaker 3: From tell you mahar made jackx Taylor.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you for those that can't do ruby cheech.
That's true anyway, that's my Housewives News.
Speaker 2: And my mom come of five o'clock. Jax Taylor, I
don't know while you're still drinking. Man, are they doing?
Speaker 3: Okay him and Brittany in the first episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, Greg, I'm so excited to get to watching that
we need to get to talk king about that's right,
And you haven't even given your bag.
Speaker 1: As Okay, we've been doing. I been like this episode.
I normally love when they go to the resort, and
I just first off, this resort is a dump. Some
savvy uh researcher from our one of the little patties
or batties. Uh. It's two hundred and fifty bucks a
night at this place and it does not have central air.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I know that you mentioned that, like this place
was a dump, but.
Speaker 1: It does not look like it's got to make fun
of the food.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a dump. It's like kind of cool. Okay,
like it's it's just not a dump. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not. Well,
I'm not being sarcastic to take no, I think it
looks nice. If a place does not have central air,
I will not go.
Speaker 1: That's right. So that's all in either world, my MP.
Speaker 3: But but why would you know what I mean, because
so many places do have central air. So if we're
going someplace that's hot, I am in a place where
I will say no if there's no central air.
Speaker 2: Fine, yeah, that's fine. I mean, boyd is central air? Really?
Central air is really kind of lit when it's hot outside, right,
you like really go in and it gets really cold
and there's a very very distinct kind of difference between
the outsidemperature and the inside temperature. And that's actually really cool.
Speaker 1: And you have one of those wall units going like
this when you walk in your living room. You're trying
to watch mcguyver Laverne and Shirley, and this is what
you're can't hear it with the god damn, what are
you trying to watch the show?
Speaker 3: What are you watching before about Dawn?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Okay, So back to the show. I am not enjoying
these last couple episodes. I think we have one more
episode before the reunion. I think we've already had these
same fights over and over. Either Dree won't get over it,
or she really is insistent on having a storyline. Your
storyline exists. It's your relationship PK and the breakup that's fine,
going after to reap. I mean Sutton over and over
and over again and wanting an apology that you really
won't accept. I'm over it.
Speaker 2: I agree. You know what I've been doing what? Well lately,
you know I just started I started another one. But lately,
before I go to sleep, I've been checking into Lyon
by Sonya Walger. Oh uh, you know Sonya Walger?
Speaker 3: Right, I don't think I do do it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You know her? It's Penny, Okay, it's Penny. What. I
didn't like this episode? Kidding? I did. Oh. I thought
it was a lot of fun. I thought Sutton really flipped.
I mean a lot of lids. There's like three Mason
Jars this episode, and they're all sudden. Kathy Hilton, Uh, I.
Speaker 1: Know I'm gonna get in trouble for talking about a
woman's looks of this. Let me just say this. All
the women look beautiful, especially when they did that white
dress party thing. They are amazing, But not Kathy. Kathy
looked like Caitlin before she transitions. So I'm saying she
looks like Bruce oh on Xanax.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know the exact shot that you're talking about
when they when they zoom in on the table and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, that's right. Yeah, Okay, that's right.
Speaker 3: I didn't say he did. Okay, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: Ruby said it because she can get away with this stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was Ruby. Yeah, do we keep it or not?
And we talked about this before, like I'm not over there,
so I can't flag this in the audio file, so
it's probably just gonna stay.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, look, some of the audience they say
that was pretty offensive.
Speaker 2: But he has a point, right right, right? Yeah, okay,
Well I'm distracted now actually because I'm concerned about that
being in.
Speaker 1: The But this is where you do, Bruce. You do
a great Bruce.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, are you going to do it?
Speaker 1: Tell me no, say baby, Telly.
Speaker 2: I couldn't slow down with the ATV attached, Babe. They
were on the way, Bruce, they're dead. Well, I'm sorry, babe. Okay, Okay,
you cannot conquer Rome in a day. We cannot talk
about this show.
Speaker 1: How much?
Speaker 2: How am I trying to say this? How long have
we been going?
Speaker 1: It haven't been going that long, probably like fifteen tastes. Okay,
and we're gonna have to do an ad read in
like five minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good point. So we really gotta
get got this, But I do want to say Kathy
Ellen's one hundred percent right. Rome was not conquered in
a day. It took forever.
Speaker 3: No, it took a very long day. It was Patrick reconquered,
build unbuilt. Like you know, I would like to point
out very quickly the difference in wealth between, or the
differ diference in how the wealth acts of Jennifer Tilly
versus Kathy Hilton, Like Jennifer Tilly being like, oh, I'll
get you this, I can hand you that I didn't
see any salad dressing, versus like, never would she ever
ask another one of these ladies for the things that
Kathy was asking.
Speaker 2: You know, I agree, But with Jennifer saying Kathy Hilton
is richer than Jennifer.
Speaker 3: Tilly, No, I don't think so. I think I'm just
saying that Jennifer Tilly is so aloof and she's such
a non like the way in which she is annoying
about her money is not like a negative necessarily. Kathy's
just kind of like, I am rich, I am demanding
get me things. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because this will
come up later I believe Jennifer Tilly has her fifth
humble brag of the very expensive item. I think that's
a big part of wanting to impress people, and I
think it's sad.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think you're totally right.
Speaker 2: I really do. All right, Kathy is putting blush on
her lips, I think. And we've got seven hundred people
at this hotel for glam also social media teams. Enough.
I don't need an army of gays with brushes, and
I certainly don't need them with vanity lights taking pictures.
Speaker 3: I mean, what are we doing, especially if there's no
central era. Too many people in here, too many hot
tools in here, and how many how much is it?
How much should we pay? Who is rich on this cast?
Not all of you during and Erica, you guys are
remodeling your homes that you're renting through a fucking like
Instagram code.
Speaker 2: I mean, Erica Jane lives in a goddamn outhouse. I mean,
we've talked about.
Speaker 1: The Internet or said pointed out that some of that
furniture was previously seen on Andy set. No way, Wow,
we get ready repurposed reunion set couches. I mean, just
saying it.
Speaker 2: I mean it's probably in a fucking hangar in North Hollywood, exactly. Yeah. Okay,
So we get ready for dinner, and oh, Kyle's disgusting
fashion has a mirror image. It looks like.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry and everyone can be mad. Garcel is so
unbelievably beautiful. I don't know who her stylist is or
if she has one, but she should get a new
one or get one, because I don't want her doing
to herself what she's being done due. Yeah, she's too beautiful,
too pretty, no more, it's not right.
Speaker 2: We sit down for dinner, a classic Greek salad. Hold
the feta, mashed potatoes, Hold the mashed potatoes. I kind
of love Sutton here in this moment. She's like, do
not hold the mashed potatoes. You bring them to the table.
Who is saying no to mashed potatoes. We talk about
outdoor showers, yes, and this is where.
Speaker 1: A little shade at dererite.
Speaker 2: Well, you take one look at that outdoor shower, you go,
Pat's wrong about everything. Of course, there's central ac in
this hotel room. Of course, it's not two hundred and
fifty dollars a night. Of course, this is a beautiful
sprawling estate in Saint Lucia.
Speaker 1: Except for the shot of the wall units of air conditioners.
Except for that part. Now, I will say this more importantly,
this is shade at Dereitte for not wanting to be naked.
And then she points out the deree as not even
naked in front of Pique. And there's a reason for that.
It's because he take photos and sell them to TMC.
Come flush with some of that gambling data. Yeah, he
is a son of a bitch. By the way, a
little funny. I have a little insight it string fush.
I'm concerned about the reunion because PK ain't showing up.
He's gonna have it. I do know that Landy is
going to read a letter that's been composed by attorneys.
Speaker 2: How melodrobatic is that? You know what I was thinking
of the other day. Oh my god, nobody knows who
Grover Cleveland is.
Speaker 3: I do, well, I don't, but not really.
Speaker 2: Right, Who the fuck gives a shit about p K? Well?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Hash this out because she had said that he was
a pretty horrible father. Wouldn't you want to hear him
his side on that?
Speaker 2: Did she say he was a horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well Kathy tries to like dig her out of
a hole when she's kind of ranting on TV and
she's like, well, Darine, I would say that he's a
very good father though, and she just goes wrong and
then walks it back there said he's.
Speaker 1: Gone for like two weeks. He doesn't even call and
ask for Mick Jagger.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he doesn't ask
for Sophie's choice or anything like that.
Speaker 3: That he doesn't know his daughter's name, so he calls
her Sophie and no, no, no, PK, that's the choice
you're making, not her name.
Speaker 2: So I don't understand. God, he fucking I cannot get
over him ordering shoestring fries before water at that restaurant
at the beginning of the season.
Speaker 3: I want to know what him and Mo were doing, Like,
do you think that Moe is annoyed? I think Mo
gets annoyed by him because he just gets too fucked
up when he gets too sweaty, like all these girls
and everyone's like, no one wants to fuck your friend.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah, big big cock block, I think,
and was trying to get it in actually, so okay,
So we talk about Jennifer Tilly's boobs out.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that film called what was it called
Woman Stuart Little?
Speaker 3: No, it's a Broadway show.
Speaker 1: Was Broadway?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Which was even that's actually kind of crazier that
she was real in real life?
Speaker 2: Was she and Stuart Little?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, she said the bride of Jackie maybe.
Speaker 2: Okay. So she tells a little story about how when
she was with her late husband or ex husband I think.
Speaker 1: This was a boyfriend. Okay, so she was married to Sam.
Speaker 2: Ex boyfriend, she used to wake up for five am,
get makeup, and get back into bed. I mean, death
to the patriarchy, that's right, you know, I got to
stop that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But like, if you didn't think that she was attractive,
would you call her back? Probably not? You know, have
you done that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: But I understand what have you done that? Literally? Never
in my life have I done that?
Speaker 1: Okay, I've done that because I like having sex in
the morning, but no one else does on the planet Earth.
So I would sneak out of bed, brush your teeth,
swap myself up a little bit, swap you know, you
clean your face, you make sure you smell good. And
then you crawl back in bed like you're sleeping, and
then you try and throw a.
Speaker 2: Move Patrick, how do you think that you were not
immediately discovered your breath smelled like crest and not like shit,
and you smelled like old spice and not like shit.
Speaker 1: Like I don't ever mention anything about it.
Speaker 3: It's like now, even if even if the the the
yearning was there, now I'm I'm a god. You're a
freshly groomed I have to go, you know, So, I'm
sorry that happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I got shut down. Somebody.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a power players scales.
Speaker 1: You're sleeping with a new person, you have sex at
at eleven thirty, when you get back from the bar,
and then you wake up, maybe one of you is
still hoardy.
Speaker 2: That I mean me, Yeah, yeah right, I mean anyway,
morning is for breakfast burritos.
Speaker 1: I know my schedule is so off.
Speaker 3: You can't do a breakfast burrito when you've never met no, no, no, yeah,
you know you know.
Speaker 2: I was talking about therapists today about it. I cannot.
I don't know what to do. I just exist at night.
The the lunar energies are four times you stay I
literally have not gone to bed before midnight in probably
three or four months.
Speaker 3: So every night that I'm home in Los Angeles, every
night around nine, I'm exhausted and I'm not gonna go,
but I say, I'm like, okay, I'm retiring. I'm going upstairs.
Every single night that I'm home for probably the last
I know, eight times.
Speaker 2: I watch Lord of the Rings before you fall as.
Speaker 3: Watched fucking rebel Ridge two and a half hour movie
last night, how I was twelve thirty? Loved it, everybody one.
Speaker 2: Rebel Ridge. Shouldn't everybody tune into that on?
Speaker 3: Just a fun film?
Speaker 2: Amazing?
Speaker 3: Loved it? Yeah, rebel Ridge. Yeah it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on Netflix.
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Speaker 1: Okay, where are we?
Speaker 2: God damn it?
Speaker 1: Five minutes of the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So we're gonna have to speed through this.
I want to say this at this dinner, I mean
in a in a funny and of course good way. Uh.
Speaker 1: If I'm a housewife and I'm showing up to this dinner,
a drop of alcohol is not touching my lips until
the director yells cut, we got everything we need, no
fucking way.
Speaker 2: You're trying to stick.
Speaker 1: Knives are out and they are ready to come for you.
And you gotta be a you know, Tamra what do
we call her? Tam Rat? She occasionally makes the mistake
of drinking a little too much when she shows up
to one.
Speaker 2: Of these things. She's an alcoholic, and that's.
Speaker 1: When she's at her worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I loved that episode when she was trying to leave
after everybody was mad at her, and then she was
cursing and everyone spilling her drink everywhere. It was amazing
Hitty was.
Speaker 2: Scolding her all right, So Jarid feels as though Sutton
has been mean spirited to her. I wonder why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Guard defend Sutton, no, notving that Dart does
not take accountability for being an occasional awful person that
definitely stages fake robberies at her house.
Speaker 3: Well, we don't know that she did not.
Speaker 1: Do that, but we do know that Gar is pretty
sure that she staged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are people who believe that this entire divorce robbery,
all of this her and PK are orchestrating together. I
don't know that those people are wrong.
Speaker 1: I think he'd show up to the reunion.
Speaker 3: Maybe there are.
Speaker 2: Certain people that are like the people that hijacked those
planes were arrested by the FBI numerous times were that
day so and they got let out every single time?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Well, there are just those people that are out there,
you know. So all we're saying is this is America,
and on these airwaves in this land, you are free
to think whatever you want, regardless of how reprehensible it is,
like Gar thinking that Dree.
Speaker 3: Stage right robbery.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, okay, God bless America.
Speaker 2: God Bless America. So Dared Feels said that. Sutton says,
all of us have failed each other at one point
or another, so you're not going to put this on me.
Sutton is really really under fire here because she does
this thing where she claims to be very committed to sisterhood,
but she's actually a cruel, vile person a lot of
the time.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, guys. To be fair, she does apologize.
She says, I shouldn't have called you poor, Yeah, because
you're not poor, your destitute, you're less than poor. You
have no money. You actually owe everyone in their second.
Speaker 2: Cousin money, So that's what she should have said.
Speaker 1: Well that would yeah, that would have been more acute.
Speaker 3: Yah. Yeah, yeah, she's very like I think and okay,
I think that dread or gar I don't know. Somebody
said that. She doesn't really mean it. She just wants
the ladies to think better of her. Yeah, yeah, and
that's that's true. What I love is I wonder if
she's going to fake another little heart attack at reunion
again this year because she can't say things like to
that to Dured's face and Sam so sorry for that,
and then in her cutaway be like, if you listen
and shut up. You know that I said I'm sorry
for calling you broke e and you're like, okay, so
now you're still just being a bitch. You can't do that.
You can't do that.
Speaker 2: You can't you just can't. So she really doesn't care
about the apologies because there's other things that we've moved on.
Derry is upset about now. Erica understands durit's leariness. Erica goes, well,
bebe We don't. We don't know whether she means the
apology of the thing that she's apologizing for. Baby. We do.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: It was very clear, super yeah clear.
Speaker 2: No, she meant that she was poor. Right, there's no
confusion at all. Kathy says, you can't conquer Roman to
day Bose, who isn't a complete fucking lunatic, corrects her
and starts to really show up for work.
Speaker 1: Is this when? Is this when she jumps into play
mediator because I don't like mediator bows mediator Bo says, Dearie,
was there something that you said to that and it
might have hurt this.
Speaker 2: Is I was more referring to the voice note wherein
Bow's Girls, girl says I will kill this bitch if
you need me to.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, that's we're moving along pretty fast if we
go there, all right? So where are we are? We?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: I guess we're there? Where Bo's does the girl's girl thing? Okay,
sorry to push it, Kathy agrees. Kathy, clearly, I mean
when you talk about the family dynamic has hated Mo
for a long time, and we know the history of
Mo with the family. He initially worked under the Hilter
Corporation Hilton Corporation, and then stole a bunch of coworkers
to jump over to the poached.
Speaker 2: He poached, you don't poach.
Speaker 1: So they've hated him for a while, and that intermixed
with clearly him being a philanderer for a number of years.
Kathy despises him.
Speaker 2: There's only one good poach. It's a pair, and the
other form.
Speaker 3: Is really nice egg not approached.
Speaker 2: Egg um maybe egg ocho, yeah egg.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about Erica Jane aka swamp Rat for
a minute. Yeah? Well, first off, she has an axe
to fucking grind this episode, at every turn, she makes
it about herself and what Sutton did to her in
twenty twenty and twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, if you're an Erica's crosshairs. You know,
she is fraudulently reinventing her house and there for herself.
But I will say, if you get in her crosshairs,
you better come correct because she's fairly good at dismantling people.
I mean, at the end of this episode she nails
Sutton to a wall.
Speaker 3: Right, and especially women who have women who are fragile.
Erica smells and she will just you know, she loves it,
and I love that about her.
Speaker 2: She is a pot of piranhas in one Cuban feet.
Speaker 1: Now. I was talking to Kay Casey Fred of the
show Hey Kate. Kate had talked about this because she
has a lot of people on that are in the
legal field and they, you know, go over these cases.
Swamp Rat's not out of the the who.
Speaker 2: Could possibly forget that swamp Brat is not.
Speaker 1: She's not like they are still suing the hell out
of her because and it's mentioned in this a bunch
of money went into a corporation right that she has
her name on, and they were co mingling funds. She
was taking that out of there to fly around the
world and do those shows and festivals that she pays
to perform. Out.
Speaker 2: She's like, I can't touch it, baby, there's no need
to go after it. Baby. I'm living in an outhouse
and Hancock Park. Baby. Now second the suits are done,
she is buying new earrings.
Speaker 1: There is no jail time for civil stuff like this,
but there is people that can. That's right. Yeah, it'll
be fun to see them renovate her cardboard. Boss.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean these really really actually ornate setups.
You know, I saw a friar the.
Speaker 1: Other day, a new zombie.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, god, no friar.
Speaker 3: Oh he had a friar.
Speaker 2: A commercial frar. Wow. So propane, lots of oil and
you could really really cook whatever you want. And that
also you could burn whatever you want in that, including
human beings or the entire city, the entire city to
the ground. So yeah, really cool. You know, I was
talking on the phone today, I was driving. I was
right before I got up to you know, the little
recesses that take you up to Maulholland in Hollywood. I said,
oh my god, look at that. There's a zombie swatting
it flies that don't exist. And I mean it was aggressive.
He was really trying to kill those things. Yeah, and
they did not.
Speaker 1: Exist, and thank you City of Los Angeles for allowing
this to be around us and our children. Yeah. Yah, yeah,
you're doing God's work.
Speaker 2: It's fun things, all right.
Speaker 1: Back to Ruby, you pointed this out. Gar showed up
this season and especially the last couple of episodes calling
Kyle out for her motherfucking bullsh I love how she
says openly, we need to tiptoe around Morgan. It needs
to be called out.
Speaker 3: Right because, Okay, here's the thing. Maurice is.
Speaker 2: Doing.
Speaker 3: Whatever Maurice is doing and has been doing for a
very very long time. How can Maurice is cheating on
her not become Maurice because Kathy calls him Maurice, which
I also could you imagine? Could you imagine it's like
your mom calling Chari Sherry. It's so unbelievably hilarious that
these people have been together, they have multiple children, and
she calls him Maurice.
Speaker 1: I think with Kathy it's clearly a date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a dig. Anyways, we can hate Maurice.
We cannot hate Maurice without acknowledging that the entire time
that he's been quote unquote filandering around Mikinos, you had
a fucking lesbian girlfriend. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, relax, And.
Speaker 2: I love what is Kyle's response to this?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: It's so weird. I feel like when Kyle is she
has this kind of memory erasing, boring cadence that I
get hypnotized and I literally just trundle forward in time
with no memory of what happened five seconds ago.
Speaker 3: I think it's because it's probably a lot of childhood
trauma that when people are coming at her with a
lot of shit, like her mom was probably always just
inundating her with a bunch of shit, and she was
a child actress and all of this that she probably
has just learned very well to menalize and keep it calm. Yeah,
and also her entire life is falling apart, and she
won't let you know that. She's shattering teflon Dawn though. Yeah, yeah,
Well does it make for good TV?
Speaker 2: I'll it does not, God damn it, it does not. Garcel,
oh my god, this pissed me off so much. We
forgot to say that. Erica Jane says, well, I don't
know who Garcel's banging. She used to have a roster.
Maybe she peaked. Erica, what are you talking about okay,
because you're all hold on our real housewives of Beverly Hills,
So what are you talking about? Dyl Hey, hey, newsflash,
I peaked. We all peaked. Who aren't twenty five years old?
Speaker 1: That wasn't her point. Her point was Garcel's saying to Kyle, hey,
show your real goddamn life, and swamp Ratt was saying,
and you know, I can't stand swap rat. She's saying,
how about you? We don't know who you're banging. According
to us, the last time you were knocking boots with
someone was in the mid nineties. And yes, I intentionally
used an old phrase for banging people that was predominantly
into the nineties.
Speaker 2: Sarah, is there a possibility that Garcel's not banging anymore? Maybe?
Speaker 1: I think there's always something.
Speaker 3: I think that Garcela this season has made her home
her thing. She's previously used her children. I think Garcel's
actually previously shown us lot. We know that she sent
an entire a letter to all of CIA or whatever
when her husband was caught philandering, which is just amazing.
I think that Erica is careful because when you peaked,
you know, when you peaked, you were you were sucking
Tom's dick and he was one hundred years older than
dating money from Burne victims, remember that. Yeah, and when
she peaked, she went on dates with Will Smith and
Sean Penn. So you can have your peak, she can
have hers. Yeah, house, and she's an Oxnard. I don't
even know I were fighting, right, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And kind of e've ben out a
little bit there at the end, you know, I'd like
to know. I'm just kidding. It was a callback to
We've eviscerated Garcel's oil field.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's what we should call it.
Speaker 2: Well, and it's just a joke. She obviously has a
beautiful home and she wasn't.
Speaker 1: Would you live there? Yeah, i'd know you wouldn't. Yeah,
I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 3: If it was given to me, I would Yeah, Okay,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Every day is the opening scene? What's that horrible movie
that I missed? Now? Julia Roberts was in where Aaron Brockovich. No,
it just came out on Netflix last year. Everyone fucking
hated it. It starts out with an oil tanker coming
at the beach.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about freaking the Are you a world movie?
Speaker 1: At the world ends? Today or movie whatever, all the tests,
Marrow never dies. The boy it is The movie starts
out with an oil tanker coming towards the beach. That's
every day for Garsel.
Speaker 2: I fucking hated that goddamn fucking movie. I hated it.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 2: That was so weird that the Obamas produced it and
it came out around Christmas and it was so fucking
anxiety inducing. It's the same thing with Notes far Aunt too.
It's like, what do we do in dropping these things
on Christmas? We're trying to We used to watch Home Alone,
now we're watching Notes Ill.
Speaker 1: Why don't you make when I get up there and
make my Oscar speech, I'm gonna go to the entire
audience and this is a of you when Patty Would's
best screen rent play. Okay, hey everybody, I got an idea,
Why don't we start making movies that people want to see?
How about that one? Is that a crazy idea? Start
doing that and then we can start making money again
as an industry.
Speaker 2: I would love to see pat deliver and Oscars acceptance
speech more than pretty much anybody on planet Earth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe Dad, but that's a close second.
Speaker 1: It's Dad loves me.
Speaker 3: I well, that's I don't know how you got that
from you?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you go there?
Speaker 1: He does, but he does because he would like to
hear me give it oscar speech.
Speaker 2: No, she's saying the only person. It doesn't. But dad
does love you.
Speaker 1: He does just there.
Speaker 3: But I would say, Pat, you would get support from
eleven people in the room and then you would stand
all right.
Speaker 2: So we get to Erica. Oh well, then we we
say a jew, We say I do, and then we
go to sleep, and Kathy gets a call. She takes
the call and then proceeds to.
Speaker 1: Do a it's her brand manager, Carol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fifteen minute Patrick Bateman nighttime wind down routine. While
Carol is sitting talking to a ghost.
Speaker 3: And what brand I had?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a client. I swear to god, I
have this happen today, a client because some of these
people they're so millionaires, cajilionaires, they're so checked out. She
starts talking to another person she called me to ask
me a question and says hold on, oh my god,
and then starts talking to someone and I'm looking at
my phone and I'm like, this has been ninety seconds. Yeah,
it's a fuck it. I hung up on her good
for you. Yeah, I'm how rude.
Speaker 2: How it's disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. H Okay. So Erica
and Duri and Bose sit down and just.
Speaker 1: As after dinner, they're all kind of catching up, all catching.
Speaker 2: Up, breaking down the night, and Bow says, you know, essentially,
I'm disgusted with these filthy whites taking their tracks out
and throwing them all over the place. It's disgusting. They
have no etiquette.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also Erica is talking like a drunk baby, and
I didn't love that at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what they talk about Sutton,
but it's not important though.
Speaker 1: Bose brings out, brings up to Drete that she has
a real issue with her conflict resolution skills. Dereit's not
so good at this.
Speaker 2: No, and they were drinking out of you know, I
love the kind of commonplace beverages of new Lands, you
know what I mean. I mean these boxes of water.
It seemed like they were so where they should be. Yeah.
I saw them and was like, I've never seen it here,
and so what is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know, But you know what I do know
from watching Rebel Ridge at one in the morning last night,
was that when you are running away from a fire
that people have poured a bunch of gasoline on and
it's and it's and it's coming toward you. If you
have coconut water with you, pour some coconut water, it done.
Speaker 2: And it probably isn't true, but it was in the movie.
Speaker 3: And that's really cool, really.
Speaker 2: Cool, very tense scene where there are people that are
trying to hunt them and they aren't sure if they're
I mean, I'm not going to get into it, but
Rebel Ridge is a thrill ride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the man in that movie is as physically
fit as any other athlete I've ever seen before. I
don't I yearn to know, just for a day, what
it would feel like to be in that kind of
st Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be crazy to just like get up,
Like what would getting up be?
Speaker 3: Like Dylan? Every time I think about this, I think
about the moment you get out of bed, must be
you must be on springs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you just.
Speaker 2: Stand up, and it's like, what does it feel like
to stand up that way?
Speaker 1: I gotta check this movie out.
Speaker 2: And let's not even I mean, we haven't even discussed
the ice gray wolf eyes that he has. I mean,
what is going on?
Speaker 1: I was this actor. I think I'm falling in love.
Speaker 2: It's so hot. All right, Sutton, Garcel and Jennifer sit down,
and this is really gar kind of really goes off
on on the Sutmeister here. Garsel feels betrayed, and Jennifer
Tilly feels like she is missing whatever Barney's Beanery Dungeon
poker room that she exists because she loves being here.
Though oh you think, oh, yes, you hate Jennifer Tilly.
Speaker 1: No, I do not hate her at all.
Speaker 3: I just think she's a very insecure teenager who grow
up and has a lot of money now. And like
Pat said earlier, I don't think she does the braggadocious
things to be a bitch. I think she's just like,
look how cool I am, Look how cool if you
guys like this stuff. You guys like this stuff, and
I have it, you know, and I love for some reason.
Speaker 2: You know, it's one of the most disgusting traits any
human can have, which is just bragging about your money
and stuff like that. But when Jennifer Tilly doesn't where
when Jennifer Tilly does it, it's not like I don't
know why it doesn't. It is very braggadocious.
Speaker 1: I don't hang out with a friend that I've had
for thirty years because every time is oh, this is
our hum vy and it's pink, and it's like, oh,
sand Robot, oh shit.
Speaker 2: I was saying, no, no, no, what did you say? Okay?
Speaker 1: I hate people that bring up superficial materialistic items that
they own.
Speaker 2: When mister Beast does it, I get furious, Like I've
I've been looking at mister Beast for about a couple
of years, having dollar bills in literally every single thing
that he's in, and he's in everything, and I'm like, oh, man,
why hasn't he been canceled? Yeah, somebody cancel him. No,
I'm kidding. Mister Beast is great. Mister Beast is great.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Who's not great?
Speaker 1: Kyle? Right, Kyle's great? Gross? And Sutton's even grosser because
all she does is fan girl her, which is odd
because they cut back to her the previous two seasons
where Sutton's lighten Kyle up on fire.
Speaker 3: Yep, because Sutton is not a good person. I don't
think and I also don't think that she The thing
about Erica Jane is when she's on the upper. On
the down, she's as defiant as ever. Doesn't like she's yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: On the down she's probably more she.
Speaker 3: Gets stronger as she is more wrong.
Speaker 2: She's like god Zilla, she is.
Speaker 1: Can I talk about the dynamic because they cut to
a couple times of the footage of the past seasons,
the twenty and the twenty twenty one, where basically there
was blood in the water and at best some of
her quote unquote friends were quiet and silent at the
tables while Sutton was going in on her ye or
I think Garcell was like, where are the ear rings?
Speaker 3: You know, and had crystal minkof as well.
Speaker 1: That's right, So had swamp rat gone down and like
I guess was even more broke than she is now
where they found criminality, which they still could, they would
have reveled in that and said, now what we did
was right. We had to let her have it during
that period. So just because she's kind of survived that
now and think she's through it, I just think that's
an interesting dietem.
Speaker 3: I totally talk to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sutton, well, no, no, no, Sutton has like been the
commander of the firing squad, for every.
Speaker 3: Major thing, all of this thing of morality. For Erica,
I remember, she was very much like, well, I don't
really know if I want to be associated with, well,
then go away because you have so much money. It's
pathetic that you're on this fucking show. Get a hobby,
get a friend, and go away if you don't want
to be associated Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, Sutton does need to get her flowers or whatever.
The opposite of that is because what's happening to her
is bad to her. But anyways, we get to the
next morning. Next morning, there's a five alarm fire and
I'm wondering why Avvy is here?
Speaker 3: Why is ninety three people out of the ninety eight
here here?
Speaker 2: Why are they all here? Garcel and Sutton sit down?
Speaker 3: Can I ask you something really quickly? Yeah, when Avvy
was looking for that coffee maker and Sudden was like,
what are you doing? And she was like, I'm not
going to like that. He was like, I've ordered it
twenty minutes ago. I thought he ordered it for himself.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought to you.
Speaker 3: I was like, you you wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, he did order it for himself though, No.
Speaker 3: Dylan, I think he ordered it for Sutton, which is
why when he was like, I'm just going to make
it here and she said I'm not going to like that,
he started to sweat because of the non central air
and had to go find it somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, why would you again we don't know
who grow for Cleveland is why would you live in
fear of this woman?
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you why, because I think Avy probably
has great Friday and Saturday nights at the abbey.
Speaker 3: Oh one, he gets to do whatever he wants with
whoever he wants. And Sutton, as long as they're telling
her that she's like fun and cool loves it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as they're getting that you know, carbon
fucking brown paper bag fashion line out, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: So Garcel and Sudden continue to chat. Now this is
they pick up from the disagreement from the night before, yes,
where Garcel had walked off and said, basically, you know what,
this is bullshit our body.
Speaker 2: And really, if you think about this scene like a
lot of the scenes on Real Housewives, and again it's
not as bad as Kyle's kind of hypnosis, but just
things aren't really resolved at all. But something happens, So
it has this illusion of advancement, but nothing happens. So
that's gonna be tough. And it's evidence when we get
to the boat and start fighting, because Garcel is still
very very upset. So beach time. Obvio's there to actually
take pictures. That's why he's there. And we're taking a
catamarand and we're weighing each other in earrings.
Speaker 1: Tilly bragging again, all right, little tired of this? Stick
to be fair? Fine, you're rich?
Speaker 3: Well one. I loved Bose's answer and she was like, no,
it's not. It doesn't sound anything. It's just really rich.
When someone asks you where did you get something? And
you know, fuck me, there is only one of these
and it's on me, bitch, So what do you say, like, oh,
a boutique. Well okay, well that's a lie. Now you're
a fucking filthy life.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you got to say you can have them.
Oh that's what Jesus would do. Okay, We head in
to inside of the boat for a little gnauching. The
watermelon is ghost white and unripe, and Kathy is, did
you see that watermelon?
Speaker 3: It was horrible? Oh my god, horrible. I mean, can
I tell you something. The only reason that I actually
really did focus on it was because just before watching
this episode, I had seen a very cute video of
a little deer or eating a piece of watermelon someone
and said, oh my god, it's amazing. This was not
and uh, Kathy is not a rabbit.
Speaker 2: Kathy is not a rabbit.
Speaker 1: So hey, Kathy, what did you say to Tilly?
Speaker 2: What? What? No?
Speaker 1: You can't do?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What do you she ordered that asked Tilly to make
her a plate? Did she basically make me a salad?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can't do the voice. Now you could do it too, Cat, No,
I can't do it. I can't you do it? It's
your voice, Dylan.
Speaker 2: No, he's not.
Speaker 3: Yes, and he's really not today. And that's fine.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 3: Be a little poopy pants, but I will say poopy Kathy.
The my favorite part of all the things that you
requested was the dressing, because it wasn't a request, It
was a oh, have you seen any dressing anywhere?
Speaker 5: Tilly?
Speaker 3: And she said no, Kathy, I have fucking not seen
any dressing anywhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, so all can Oh she's doing good.
Speaker 2: Oh she just robbed of Fred Siegel.
Speaker 1: What's your definition of good? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Sutton apologizes to the gang. She meant it when she
said that she was sorry for calling Dereat a filthy
poor but that doesn't mean shit to Rika Jane. Baby.
She says, you pose as a friend and work as
an enemy.
Speaker 1: Loved it. And also.
Speaker 2: Erica really skewers her, and and Sutton is waffling, right.
She comes up with a lot of defenses, all of
which are just shooed away very quickly by the lightning
speed hands of one kung fu master Erica Jane. She says,
I do not treat people. I do not treat women poorly.
And she's like, no, I'm speaking with the women here.
And she's like, I thought you were talking about all women.
She was like, well, you're just now you're being ridiculous.
That doesn't make any sense, right, So.
Speaker 1: This is a two prong war that Ston's dealing with
right now. And she also has no allies, so you
have de she's just swinging wildly at her.
Speaker 2: What is DeWitt upset about anymore?
Speaker 1: Well, Well, yeah, it's it's but what she called her destitute.
Speaker 2: But she apologized, yeah, but that she didn't mean it though,
well rule number thirteen a of Housewives. If you did
something bad to somebody and you accept an apology.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 2: This is a class plate. That's like what happens on
the show. So Dart is she has a burlap sack
on top of her head. She's still harboring or harp
what is it harboring resentment?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's harboring, and so that doesn't make sense, but
still it's an irritant to Sutton. But simultaneously you have
Rika Jane, who is a way better fighter and she
executes better.
Speaker 2: Kind of like what Hitler felt about the British exactly.
Speaker 1: And then you have Kyle, her friend she really wants
me buddies with, just sitting off to the side looking
watching it go down. Yeah, and Gar revels at.
Speaker 2: That, yep.
Speaker 3: And then at one point Kyle basically says like, well, actually,
one time this thing happened, and Sutton is like, thank
you so much, Kyle, I appreciate that from you right now,
very much. Kyle, Oh my god, thank you very much.
And then in her cutaway is like you you, Sutton,
at Sutton, you should be more embarrassed of how you
act around Kyle Ritcher. You are just every day but
this behavior really you should watch this and you should say, Andy,
I'm gonna go. I'm going to take my three hundred
grand a month and not do this anymore.
Speaker 1: Start a network that's going to compete against Chora.
Speaker 2: I'll just play tennis. Let's just play Tennis's probably actually, oh,
play tennis. Play tennis. Yeah. Sutton has really kind of
fallen off a clip this season. She was a very
very entertaining nutcracker or tool in past seasons, but now
that the spotlight is on her, it's a little not
handling it that well as a character. Big TVC card.
What will happen on the finale of Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills. I think it's the finale.
Speaker 1: It is I think it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, likely not much.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe some resolutions.
Speaker 2: Steal borrow bag, go to patreon dot com, slash another
podcast network, get in the reviews, five stars, kind words
follow Ruby at no what are you I'm dealing? Saying
goodbye pat say goodbye later.