WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.400 --> 00:00:06.879 The weird things happened. 2 00:00:06.559 --> 00:00:24.000 In the back. Weird, weird, weird. 3 00:00:13.679 --> 00:00:27.960 Wow, we're running it. What episode is this? This is 4 00:00:28.079 --> 00:00:33.240 episode sixty six and sixty seven. One sixty six. Oh 5 00:00:32.679 --> 00:00:34.560 s the number of the beast. 6 00:00:34.759 --> 00:00:37.759 Yeah, well there's one sixty six. The number of the beast. 7 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:40.000 Well, some people believe it was sixty one. 8 00:00:40.159 --> 00:00:43.880 Route sixty six. Oh yeah, that's the highway. That's where 9 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:45.159 Lightning McQueen got lost. 10 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:47.759 It's the highway to hell. 11 00:00:49.359 --> 00:00:51.079 Oh. You want to hear a funny story. When I 12 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:53.600 was a kid, when I was like little my I mean, 13 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:56.119 my dad's always been so into like classic rock. He 14 00:00:56.320 --> 00:01:00.320 loved ac DC. He would one one time he was 15 00:01:00.359 --> 00:01:02.200 playing that in the car real loud and he was 16 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:06.640 singing it at the top of his lunch. I was 17 00:01:06.760 --> 00:01:08.599 crying in the back seat because I was like, my 18 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:12.680 dad's going to hell. I was probably five, but I 19 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:13.599 was like, no. 20 00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:16.640 My dad be playing Van Halen and it's like running 21 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:17.120 with the Devil. 22 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:21.120 Yeah, well that's my dad's like all time favorite band, 23 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:23.079 Ben Halen. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:27.920 I always knew there was something about him, your dad, 25 00:01:27.959 --> 00:01:31.239 I mean, oh, okay, because of the Van Halen thing. 26 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:34.120 Yeah, they're bonded over their love of Van Halen. Oh 27 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:35.079 as are we. 28 00:01:35.079 --> 00:01:36.879 Well, dude, remember the first time I ever came to 29 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:38.400 your house, I was like, can you play a eruption 30 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:38.920 on guitar? 31 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:41.840 And I that's what got me to play guitar. 32 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:46.640 I've told that story, yeah, yeah, but still cool anyway. Yeah, So, 33 00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:50.239 speaking of the Highway of Hell, we wanted to do 34 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:55.519 a series on the beginning and the end Genesis and Revelations. 35 00:01:55.719 --> 00:01:58.159 Yes, before we really get. 36 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:01.000 Into that, I like to take these moments where we 37 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:04.599 like reflect on those days of like reading these books. 38 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:06.760 You know, it's like it's sort of nostalgic in a way. 39 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:09.080 Like I remember being a kid and going to church 40 00:02:10.159 --> 00:02:12.080 and the thing that I would do the most was 41 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:15.599 either read the Book of Revelations or read the Book 42 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:16.360 of Genesis. 43 00:02:16.599 --> 00:02:20.280 Okay? Is that some kind of did did you do that? Alex? 44 00:02:20.639 --> 00:02:20.800 Is that? 45 00:02:20.919 --> 00:02:22.680 I feel like that's some kind of phenomenon. 46 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.840 I don't think I really ever read the Bible Okay, 47 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:30.159 outside of like in religious class in Catholic school. 48 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:34.360 In all seriousness, like not joking here, to my understanding, 49 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:38.919 that's not really like a thing in Catholicism. 50 00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:40.639 Just like picking it up, reading it. Yeah, gotcha. 51 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:42.800 I mean I read the hell out of that hymn 52 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:46.599 book because we had to sing probably four songs every 53 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:47.439 every mass. 54 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:49.879 And was it a good read? No? 55 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.439 Okay, I mean I read the songs and I sang 56 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:54.199 the verses because you had to. 57 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:58.520 Weren't you one of the boys, the Backstreet boys? No, 58 00:02:58.719 --> 00:02:59.479 the altar boys? 59 00:02:59.599 --> 00:02:59.719 No? 60 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:02.639 Actually I did not go to my training for that. 61 00:03:03.960 --> 00:03:06.879 Why not, dude, because my parents didn't make me. 62 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:08.479 Probably could have got an end. 63 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:10.680 Yeah, dude, you could have been in a position of power. 64 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:16.960 I don't know a lot about ultimate That. 65 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:20.240 Is the opposite of a position of power. You are 66 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:22.520 in a position of being dominated. 67 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:26.199 Stand there for like however long the priest acides, and 68 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:27.919 hold the gospel in front of him. 69 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:30.039 Yeah, well, you pay your dues and you rise through 70 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:30.479 the ranks. 71 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:34.240 I don't think that's how it works. Yeah, man, you're 72 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:35.400 like a little servant boy. 73 00:03:35.479 --> 00:03:38.400 Look at any pyramid power structure, right, you start on 74 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:41.000 the bottom and then you're That's not now that works 75 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:42.960 at all, not even a little bit. 76 00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:47.039 Well you mean a reverse funnel system. Okay, yeah, okay, 77 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:53.680 I'm following you, just saying, man, opportunity missed. But yeah, 78 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:55.439 I was always reading the Book of Revelations in the 79 00:03:55.479 --> 00:03:58.800 Book of Genesis. Same and if I if I wasn't 80 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:01.319 doing that, then the rare times that And I'm talking 81 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:03.960 like when I was young, you know, if I wasn't 82 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:07.479 doing that, I was probably playing like POKEMONO Metroid. But 83 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:09.759 then when I got busted it, I'd be, you know, 84 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.280 reading the Book of my mom be like put that away, yeah, 85 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:13.319 or my grandma or whatever. 86 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:16.560 So you just hide the game boy inside the Bible. 87 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:18.439 Yeah, dude, especially when it was the sp And it's like, 88 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:22.439 I don't think I ever actually did that. That's ingenius. 89 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:24.120 I would have never figured that out as a kid. 90 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:29.720 But yeah, very nostalgic. So let's let's start with revelations. 91 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:32.360 It's natural that we would start with the beginning. You said, 92 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:35.879 did I'm all crossed up. 93 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:43.800 We all know the beginning is revelation. Yeah, Genesis, Genesis 94 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:45.560 as other people would pronounce it. 95 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:47.680 Yeah, no, that that makes sense to me. 96 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:50.920 I don't know who. I don't know who would pronounce 97 00:04:50.920 --> 00:04:53.839 it like that, but somebody out there pronounces it Genesis. 98 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:56.519 And I'm just saying you're valid, and I hear you. 99 00:04:57.439 --> 00:04:59.600 Yeah, I mean, it's it's like if you think about it, 100 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:02.959 it just rolls right off the tongue Genesis. 101 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:07.120 And Alex's alreadyo We're four minutes in. Alex is done. 102 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:09.839 It makes me envision like running off into the sunset. 103 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:12.279 And I look over and I'm like, I love. 104 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:13.040 You, Genesus. 105 00:05:13.680 --> 00:05:16.079 She looks at you and says, it's only the beginning. 106 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:19.680 Oh yeah, dude, I could see it. I could see 107 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:21.399 the whole scenario play out right down to. 108 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:25.120 The end, which is relations or revelation. 109 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:31.680 Yeah, revelation. Okay, all right, He's like, dude, I've never 110 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:33.720 read this book. Please tell me what happens. Okay, so 111 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:35.560 let's let's go through. Like what happens in the Book 112 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:40.920 of Genesis. It's the creation story. It's basically like it's 113 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.360 believed to have been written by Moses, which now we 114 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:47.279 know is probably not true. They think it was written 115 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:51.519 somewhere around five or six hundred years uh BC, by 116 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:55.959 like anonymous Jewish mystics. And it tells the story of 117 00:05:56.000 --> 00:06:01.879 like God creating the earth, and the story of the 118 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:04.959 creating everything, Yeah, creating everything, the Garden of Eden, yes, 119 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:09.199 and you know, the fall of Adam and even into 120 00:06:10.399 --> 00:06:12.560 I don't want to say my interpretation yet, but the 121 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:15.839 expulsion from the Garden of Eden from Paradise. 122 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:19.399 I got a question right off the bat, as an idiot, 123 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:23.120 did the Garden of e didn't come after he made Earth? 124 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:27.879 So yeah, okay, so the garden is on Earth because 125 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:32.000 I'm thinking from like the the the Norse Mythology episode 126 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:35.800 that we did, how like the like Eden's orchard is 127 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:39.120 like a realm. It's not like on Earth. It was 128 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:41.959 like a realm outside of Earth kind of thing. So 129 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:44.160 I was like, is it kind of the same with 130 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:45.439 the Garden of Eden, But well. 131 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:48.000 I mean it might be, yeah, but according to the Bible, 132 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:51.240 you know, it's it's like basically God creates the earth 133 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:55.879 in six days. Very interesting account. There parallels to other stories, 134 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:59.519 like you know, Hinduism per se, where they say that 135 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:04.639 it's created through the Word and then on the seventh 136 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:08.199 day he rested, right, and the story goes that Adam 137 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:10.839 was created, they take the rib from Adam and then 138 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:14.199 they create Eve. But this is sometime after like animals, 139 00:07:14.360 --> 00:07:17.839 like I think it was the birds of the sky 140 00:07:18.160 --> 00:07:21.319 and the sea creatures are created on like the fourth 141 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:23.319 or fifth day or something like that. I don't know 142 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:25.040 what exactly In my head because I'm going to focus 143 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:28.879 on the esoteric version of it. And then Adam comes 144 00:07:28.920 --> 00:07:31.680 around and he's just kind of chilling by himself. He's lonely, 145 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:32.720 and God's like, let me make. 146 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:34.519 Him a companion, let me give him a check. 147 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:37.040 And then he comes up with Eve. He makes her 148 00:07:37.120 --> 00:07:39.959 out of his rib and they're together, and then they 149 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:44.920 obviously commit their crime, the expelled from the Garden of Eden. 150 00:07:45.040 --> 00:07:48.040 Yeah, so that's the first three chapters. By the way, 151 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:50.680 that's that's all in the first three chapters. It's the 152 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:54.079 first chapter is the creation. The second chapter is God 153 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:59.240 creating Adam, giving him the garden, except the tree of 154 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:02.240 good and evil. The tree of good and Evil is 155 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:04.680 the one that he was like. God was like, you 156 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:06.319 can't eat from that one though, Yeah, don't eat it. 157 00:08:06.439 --> 00:08:10.759 Do not eat that apple. And then yeah, evil's created. 158 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:13.000 And the chapter three, No, chapter three is when the 159 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:17.720 snake arrives. Yeah, the soy pen if you will. 160 00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:21.639 And none of the other animals talk. 161 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:26.000 Yeah, just a snake. You sound bitter about that. 162 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:28.680 Well, I mean it's just like none of the other 163 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:31.160 animals can talk. And then one talks to you and 164 00:08:31.199 --> 00:08:32.679 you're like, yeah, I'll listen. To you. 165 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:36.720 I would, Yeah, I would. I would too, especially if 166 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:39.720 there was like a really shiny apple and you wanted 167 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:42.399 it so bad and then that snake starts talking to 168 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:45.200 you and it's like you can eat it, I'd be like, real, 169 00:08:46.440 --> 00:08:47.360 it's good. Yeah. 170 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:51.120 And according to this version, the snake had like feet 171 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:52.120 and he was walking around. 172 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:52.320 Man. 173 00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:56.399 Remember that's the punishment to the serpent is he removes 174 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:58.519 his legs and his feet and he can't speak anymore, 175 00:08:58.559 --> 00:08:59.039 and he like. 176 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:01.759 Has to talking lizard Komodo dragon. 177 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:04.480 Well it says serpent, it does says to the. 178 00:09:04.440 --> 00:09:06.600 Lizard, it's like a dragon. 179 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:14.360 I mean dragon episode, show me dragon. I mean technically 180 00:09:14.519 --> 00:09:17.120 it could be said to be a dragon, like you 181 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:18.480 know the Great Dragon in Revelation. 182 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:26.600 Yeah, whoa is that foreshadowing? It might be? Okay cool? 183 00:09:27.960 --> 00:09:31.399 What happened after that? Eve's son? Oh right, Eve's son. 184 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:33.279 So they had a bunch of babies after they ate, 185 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:38.759 because because the apple is an alex it's thought to 186 00:09:38.799 --> 00:09:41.720 be an allegory four sex. 187 00:09:42.360 --> 00:09:46.080 Yes, yes, well yeah, the tree, the whole. 188 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:48.840 Thing, Okay, gotcha. So then they had a bunch of 189 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:51.960 babies and Eve's sons made offerings to the Lord. This 190 00:09:52.039 --> 00:09:54.360 is chapter four, Eve's sons made offerings to the Lord. 191 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:58.639 Only Abels was acceptable, So Cain killed him his brother Kane. 192 00:09:59.120 --> 00:09:59.360 Damn. 193 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:01.360 That's chapter four of Genesis. 194 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:01.919 Hm. 195 00:10:02.279 --> 00:10:04.840 That's like probably freaking a bunch of years later. 196 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:07.440 You know, when Caine kills his brother and then God 197 00:10:07.519 --> 00:10:09.480 like puts a mark on his head and it's like 198 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:14.960 this curse mark and he says that, Uh, basically, you're 199 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:17.440 cursed of Rome. Through this land with like giants and 200 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:21.799 all these horrific beasts. You can't touch them. And it's 201 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:25.159 it's something like anything that you do will be raw 202 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:28.840 on you sevenfold. It will be avenged sevenfold. Oh, that's 203 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:35.200 where avenged sevenfold comes from, dumn. That's crazy, he is it? 204 00:10:35.320 --> 00:10:37.480 Is there a tenfold reference. 205 00:10:37.879 --> 00:10:38.600 In the Bible? 206 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:42.240 Is like, I will reward you tenfold? 207 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:45.960 Oh yeah, job, Yeah, I'm pretty sure because there was 208 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:49.039 this boat, I think, and this yacht in the name 209 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:51.240 of the yacht was tenfold, And I've always liked that 210 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:55.200 because I was pretty sure it was Bible reference. 211 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:57.159 That's a cool name for a boat, tenfold. 212 00:10:57.279 --> 00:10:58.919 Yeah, yeah, I like that. 213 00:10:59.399 --> 00:11:02.720 There's some names for boats out there. How often do 214 00:11:02.759 --> 00:11:05.240 you see terrible names for boats in your in your 215 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:06.360 line of work a lot. 216 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:09.159 Every day I take pictures of the girl. I've seen 217 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:11.759 some cool names, really, uh huh, don't put me on 218 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:13.919 the spot. That's I've seen some cool names. I've seen 219 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:14.399 some names. 220 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:18.799 I'm just like they fall into categories. There's like hardcore 221 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:23.440 names like that's intimidating, Like there's a fishing boat called gladiator, 222 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:28.279 Like that's just sick. And then there's like the punny 223 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:33.919 stuff like uh like CEO it would be se a 224 00:11:34.639 --> 00:11:35.600 like right. 225 00:11:35.639 --> 00:11:35.799 Or. 226 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:39.279 I don't want to put anybody on blast. 227 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:40.480 Out here but them. 228 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:42.919 Then then there's just like the. 229 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:45.399 Ones that are like heartfelt and like they name them 230 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:51.200 after a pet or their or their daughter, their beautiful bride. 231 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:56.399 Uh like a lot of daughter names that kind of thing. 232 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:58.159 And then there's just ones that are just like what 233 00:11:58.240 --> 00:11:59.919 in the world are you thinking. 234 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:04.799 Garfield scar Like that would be funny, Like that's good 235 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:09.799 in my book, that's good, I get it, ha ha, Right, 236 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:15.840 But I don't know some battles, Yeah, I don't know, man. 237 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:22.360 I think it's like it's almost I don't know if 238 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:24.840 I should say this because people might crucify me, like 239 00:12:25.320 --> 00:12:25.720 you know. 240 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:27.759 Who, that's a different book of the Bible. 241 00:12:27.879 --> 00:12:32.440 Yeah, but it's all been there, man. But I feel 242 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:36.360 like it's almost like try hard to be like the Gladiator, 243 00:12:36.960 --> 00:12:38.840 you know, like come on, okay. 244 00:12:38.919 --> 00:12:41.600 But here's how I think about it, right. Imagine, so 245 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:45.320 you're imagine you're sinking and you're putting in a may 246 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:45.840 Day call. 247 00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:48.159 That's may Day, may Day. 248 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:49.360 This is ceo. 249 00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:51.879 No, No, that's worse for sure. 250 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:54.919 Yeah no, but like may Day Gladiator going down, Like 251 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:56.919 I'm going to help that guy's the s s play 252 00:12:56.960 --> 00:12:58.200 de lasagna. 253 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:01.399 Realistically, if I had like a boat, I would name 254 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:05.279 it after some video game character or something. The ss 255 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:12.120 freaking well Viva pinata. Yeah, that'd be a good one. 256 00:13:12.159 --> 00:13:15.039 There's a there's there's another fishing boat and rids full. 257 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:18.039 I think it's a cool name. It's just called horse. 258 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:20.200 Like I kind of love that. 259 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:22.879 It's awesome. It's just it's a beautiful boat, and it's 260 00:13:23.639 --> 00:13:26.279 it's not the horses, it's just hor Yeah. 261 00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:29.759 I kind of love that's like that. If you had one, 262 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:31.480 it would be called pig pigs. 263 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:34.360 Yeah, it'd be pigsy or pig yeah yeah. Or hog. 264 00:13:34.600 --> 00:13:37.919 I'm gonna name mine after my dog ss Hog. The 265 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:40.480 boat the boat that I retire on and travel the 266 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:43.879 east coast on. I'm gonna name it after my dog Ad. 267 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:45.000 We've already talked about it. 268 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:47.720 Wow, now that'll be romantic, man. And we'll sell together, 269 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:49.360 and we can take Nick with us and he can 270 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:54.000 be I didn't say captor or captain captain. Yeah, and 271 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:55.799 you'll pilot the ship so that we can be freed 272 00:13:55.840 --> 00:13:56.720 for other activities. 273 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:01.360 You guys ad many youths in this situation. 274 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:03.919 Yeah, we're going to start a new like it's like 275 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:06.360 the Titanic. Oh, my, you's standing up on the front. 276 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:09.360 I should I shouldn't have told you. 277 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:13.879 On the SS hog Damn dude. 278 00:14:14.159 --> 00:14:18.879 Yeah, dude, the SS forbidden fruit. Oh I like that, 279 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:19.960 the SS apple. 280 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:21.799 But then y'all's dinghy will be named hog. 281 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:25.559 But yeah, no, that's that's that's a good point, man, 282 00:14:25.600 --> 00:14:28.240 because God made the hogs in the Book of Genesis. 283 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:30.559 I remembered one. Y'all tell me if you like this 284 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:33.919 one or not. The boat was called Someday came that 285 00:14:34.039 --> 00:14:37.240 like everybody's like, I'll get one someday. The boat's name 286 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:38.039 was Someday came. 287 00:14:38.440 --> 00:14:42.759 Yeah, I don't know about it's a second word that 288 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:44.360 throws me off A little bit like I love it, 289 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:46.440 But what do you guys think? Actually, no, I agree, Like. 290 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:49.039 No, no, I don't. 291 00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:51.960 I didn't express my opinion. Oh you don't think it's 292 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:53.720 really I could have the name man. 293 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:54.679 I could have. 294 00:14:56.759 --> 00:14:57.879 So what happens next? 295 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:02.000 Oh? What happens next? Okay? Chapter five is just describing 296 00:15:02.159 --> 00:15:10.360 Adam's line his like lineage seth Enosh Keenan, Mahalalel Jared Enoch, 297 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:12.240 Methusa lah blah blah blah blah blah. It just goes 298 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:14.720 into all of his sons and stuff. Then chapter six, 299 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:18.600 human kind corrupted the earth with evil freaking already. 300 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:23.080 Yeah, like we suck like Noah, like the story of Noah. Right, yeah, 301 00:15:23.120 --> 00:15:25.120 we should be around it. I've decided to destroy them 302 00:15:25.200 --> 00:15:26.679 hate me because I have free will. 303 00:15:26.759 --> 00:15:29.960 Bro Dude, Noah had a boat, he did. Do you 304 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:33.919 have a name of it? Just two for why when? 305 00:15:34.039 --> 00:15:34.919 Because two of every. 306 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:37.639 Man? It's just called the arc? 307 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:38.679 Yeah great. 308 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:39.600 You know what's funny. 309 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:43.559 My grandma's ninety years old, and you know, travel is 310 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:45.879 getting to be like if you want to go somewhere, 311 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:49.080 let's go somewhere. And she told me all these years, 312 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:50.720 I've never been in the grand canyon. You want to go. 313 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:52.159 I was like, I'll go with you. I'll go with you. 314 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:55.559 She and now her last like final destination she wants 315 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:57.919 to see. She wants to go to Kentucky to see 316 00:15:57.919 --> 00:15:58.240 the arc. 317 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:04.279 Kentucky to see the arc. It's like a like a model. Yeah, 318 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:07.000 thing is it like life size? 319 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:10.080 Like yeah, what they're built on a life size? 320 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:13.120 Isn't like the proportions and everything, like I'm not sure, 321 00:16:13.159 --> 00:16:14.320 but it's's crazy. 322 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:16.919 It's like it's like a display. But I was like, 323 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:19.240 you buy me a ticket, I'll go with you. How 324 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:22.320 many how much? How much boat do you need to 325 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:25.120 put every animale? It's a big boat. 326 00:16:24.919 --> 00:16:27.360 Man, I mean it would have to be a freaking 327 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:32.639 huge boat anyway. Chapter seven, Noah and his family go 328 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:35.159 into the arc with two of each creature. It rained 329 00:16:35.159 --> 00:16:37.320 for forty days and forty nights, and the earth was 330 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:42.759 covered in water flooded it all. Chapter eight. The flood abated, 331 00:16:43.399 --> 00:16:47.039 Noah sent out a raven and two doves. He sent 332 00:16:47.080 --> 00:16:49.120 it out ravens. I never knew. 333 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:52.799 He's four hundred and forty ft long according to Google. 334 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:55.200 Interesting are you saying it would have to be that 335 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:56.120 big to hold. 336 00:16:56.320 --> 00:17:00.559 The structure of the arc and the chronology of the flood. 337 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:05.240 The arc has to be three hundred cubits by fifty 338 00:17:05.279 --> 00:17:09.240 cubits by thirty cubits, which approximately means four hundred and 339 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:12.759 forty feet in length. A big freaking I want to 340 00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:15.480 look up with the icon of the seas is that's 341 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:17.400 the biggest boat in existence right now. 342 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:18.960 I think I thought it was a Titanic. 343 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:23.960 That that doesn't exist right now. It doesn't exist. 344 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:25.599 Supposed to be the biggest ship that ever sailed. 345 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:29.000 But if you got a little, uh little Xbox remote, 346 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:30.039 you can go down and see it. 347 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:32.960 Yeah, that's true, that's true. That is true. 348 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:35.440 So they got they got the boat. He sent out 349 00:17:35.480 --> 00:17:36.799 the ravens, he sent the doves. 350 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:39.440 The flood abated. This is chapter eight. The flood abated. 351 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:41.720 No sent out a raven, two doves. When the earth 352 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:44.279 was dry, God called them all out of the ark. 353 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:49.319 Noah built an altar cool. So freaking Noah and his 354 00:17:49.400 --> 00:17:52.400 people and all the animals survived. Everybody else freaking died. 355 00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:55.680 So they got to repopulate the earth again. Just know 356 00:17:55.839 --> 00:17:57.720 and his chick You know who. 357 00:17:57.559 --> 00:18:03.599 They are, right? Who isn't very well known. But from 358 00:18:03.599 --> 00:18:07.240 what I read as an adult and understood this a 359 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:10.720 little differently. His daughter's got him drunk and seduced him. 360 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:14.880 No, whoa, whoa, whoa what? No? 361 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:19.799 Unless I just made it up? Okay, wait wait, I 362 00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:21.359 was looking at what did you just say? 363 00:18:21.599 --> 00:18:26.799 Who? He said? Noah's daughters seduced him to repopulate the earth. 364 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:29.880 They're in a mission from God. I need I need 365 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:31.480 to verify that, Okay. 366 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:34.039 I also wanted you to know that the longest ship 367 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:37.559 that exists right now is the Sea Wise Giant, and 368 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:39.960 it's fifteen hundred feet long. 369 00:18:40.079 --> 00:18:41.359 Oh my god. 370 00:18:42.000 --> 00:18:44.400 The icon of the seas is like eleven hundred and change, 371 00:18:44.759 --> 00:18:45.799 which is a cruise ship. 372 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:48.160 Hang on, that's did know us? 373 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:53.599 Did Noah repopulate earth with his daughters? I gotta look 374 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:55.240 at us. It's pretty wild. It was on the movie. 375 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:57.319 But also, look, you gotta think about it. I was 376 00:18:57.319 --> 00:19:00.680 actually gonna say this like freaking Adam and Eve, like 377 00:19:00.759 --> 00:19:03.599 their kids had to you know what I'm saying. There 378 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:06.119 was definitely some targarian type shit going on. 379 00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:09.319 I mean, yeah, there was like two people, right, so 380 00:19:09.319 --> 00:19:10.319 they had to figure something. 381 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:12.440 But then I never really put it together that that 382 00:19:12.519 --> 00:19:13.400 happened twice. 383 00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:16.160 Are you getting this confused with a lot. I might 384 00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:18.200 be this is saying, yeah, I'm looking it up and sane, 385 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:20.079 but that's not making me feel better. 386 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:25.839 Okay, well I need to know how Noah repopulated his 387 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:28.720 I'm assuming his wife was with him, and then that's 388 00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:31.839 just that's crazy. I always think about Adam and Eved. 389 00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:34.400 All their children had to make babies together. This was creepy. 390 00:19:34.519 --> 00:19:38.759 It happened twice in Genesis. I never considered that when 391 00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:42.480 the flood happened, Noah had to do it too. So anyway, 392 00:19:43.880 --> 00:19:46.480 then almost had episode nine. 393 00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:50.839 Well, in the Bible it doesn't say really, and God 394 00:19:50.880 --> 00:19:53.359 blessed Noah and his sons and said, unto them, be 395 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:58.240 fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth. Multiply with God 396 00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:00.000 does not go into details. 397 00:20:00.519 --> 00:20:02.880 Okay, all right, they were I guess he just laid 398 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:05.440 a bunch of eggs. Then they were. They just started 399 00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:10.799 laying eggs or something. Okay. Chapter nine, God blessed Noah 400 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:12.759 and set the rainbow as a sign where he would 401 00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:14.119