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<v Speaker 1>Erica, you inspired me this holiday season.

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<v Speaker 2>You inspire me, I inspire many.

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<v Speaker 1>You inspire many, and honestly, you inspire me every day.

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<v Speaker 1>You inspired me to live my life to the fullest

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<v Speaker 1>every day.

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<v Speaker 2>In a phrase that I have coined and absolutely made

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<v Speaker 2>up on my own. Uh huh, Live Moss, Paul.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an answer on my Crossford puzzle this morning

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<v Speaker 1>on the New York Times Mini. So if anyone does

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<v Speaker 1>in New York Times, Mini, you now to the exact

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<v Speaker 1>day that we are recording this. Oh, Live Moss, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Did that last night. You're right, that might be why

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<v Speaker 2>that was in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I had I had an eye doctor appointment

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<v Speaker 1>this past week. It's been a long couple of months. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to book a massage. That would be really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But the only time I could book a massage it

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<v Speaker 1>was basically butting right up against the eye doctor appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have been on time for the doctor appointment

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<v Speaker 1>if everything went right, everything smooth, and you know, nothing

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<v Speaker 1>ever goes right. So I was like, I'm booking this

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<v Speaker 1>with like the full knowledge that I would be like

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<v Speaker 1>five or ten minutes late. I was like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do it because I'll be late for my eye

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<v Speaker 1>doctor appointment. And then I thought of you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>thought of you making fun of me, and I thought

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<v Speaker 1>of you saying, bitch, be ten minutes late once on

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<v Speaker 1>our episode, and I was like, bitch, I am going

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<v Speaker 1>to be ten minutes late once because I recognize that

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<v Speaker 1>like five or ten minutes late is not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yay. Did it ruin the massage for you? Though? I

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<v Speaker 2>worry ruined the massage for you that you had to sit,

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<v Speaker 2>that you were tense the whole time, going, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be five minutes late.

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<v Speaker 1>The massage therapist was like, your calves were really tense,

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<v Speaker 1>but I I it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was kind of And you're like, do you mean taut.

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<v Speaker 1>Taught, because I will be powerwalking the second you take

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<v Speaker 1>your hands off me and I get dressed again. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was a it was like a meditation thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. In a meditation, they're like, when your thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>go to something else, just let that go and return

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<v Speaker 1>to the present time. Like that's what I was doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Did that happen eighteen to twenty seven times? Yes, it

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely did. In the forty five minutes I was page,

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<v Speaker 1>but I kept letting it go, so you inSpot, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that. Now, to be clear, I was

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<v Speaker 1>exactly on time, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Is five minutes late for you, which is in fact

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes late.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm Paul America.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is that aged well.

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<v Speaker 2>That today is pop culture today.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is this is the this is the zombie

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<v Speaker 1>week in between Christmas and New Year's Did.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you visited by three ghosts last night? Because that

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<v Speaker 2>was unsettling? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't care for it, and frankly, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I deserved it. I did not feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I deserved it.

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<v Speaker 2>Same. I was like, you know, okay, yeah I did

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<v Speaker 2>burn down that orphanage, but.

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<v Speaker 1>But I atoned and I confessed in.

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<v Speaker 2>My sense, the building was ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was inside it was a fire trap. All

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<v Speaker 1>the orphans got out, so I actually saved them from

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<v Speaker 1>potentially dying in an actual fire brought on by faulty wiring.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I like, you made it better than mine. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, no, she's just she just hated

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<v Speaker 2>that building and burned it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Nor who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>Erica? We have we have two tasks today, Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>have our annual task of reading our international reviews, our

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<v Speaker 1>international five star iTunes reviews. And then we watched a film,

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<v Speaker 1>a very recent film. Actually, we watched Sennor Hot Frosty,

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<v Speaker 1>which is what it's called in Mexico. On Mexican Netflix,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Senor Hot Frosty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called Senor Hot Frostia. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I just made that.

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<v Speaker 2>It should be call Frosty.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Frosty Caliente.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually have no idea. I'm now googling it. Hot

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<v Speaker 2>Frosty's name in Mexico Caliente.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hot snow right, remember hot Hail from Flash Gordon. Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, huh. Apparently they're just calling it hot Frosty. They're

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<v Speaker 2>not changing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Some things in this world are so perfect, they are

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<v Speaker 1>iconic in every language.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to I just want to say that. There.

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<v Speaker 2>As I'm scrolling through like hot Frosty stuff on, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a British GQ article just titled I cried during Hot Frosty.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not be reading that article because the headline

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<v Speaker 2>is perfect and I don't want to ruin it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't exactly we couldn't possibly all right, Erica. Before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to hot Frosty, we do have some international

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<v Speaker 1>reviews to read? Shall I read the first one?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think this podcast is called in other countries?

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<v Speaker 2>If we ever make it big, like a conglomerate vises

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<v Speaker 2>up and is like listen, it can't be that. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>in Mexico, it's going to have to be something else.

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<v Speaker 1>American pricks, Americans.

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<v Speaker 2>Bloviating Americans, abloviating American pricks discuss movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the homo in the Hag, the homo in the

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<v Speaker 1>Hag talk about movies and they're both shrill.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the French title.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring Back the Guillotine. The I went.

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<v Speaker 2>With Homo and Hag because of the alliteration, but honestly

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<v Speaker 2>the correct title is the Homo and the Spinster. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're both shru There must.

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<v Speaker 1>Be an S word for for homo cissy, the cissy

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<v Speaker 1>and the spinster there and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Spinster's that's our title in.

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<v Speaker 1>Germany, Cissy spinster. All right, Shall I read the first

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<v Speaker 1>Shall I read the first review?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is from Switzerland. I believe our first review

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<v Speaker 1>from Switzerland, and I'm not neutral about it. Hey, very

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<v Speaker 1>pro h This is from mc a v L. And

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<v Speaker 1>they write top tier quality podcast I would attempt a

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<v Speaker 1>Swiss accent, except I genuinely don't know where to begin.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's a combination German French and it's

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<v Speaker 2>not going to go well. Yeah, that's not going to

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<v Speaker 2>go well for either.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly where I what I came up with, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, how does Roger Federer speak? But he's so American.

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<v Speaker 1>Now all I could think of is randomly peppering in

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<v Speaker 1>words kind of in German and or French that I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of know, like starting off by reading we you know,

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<v Speaker 1>top tier quality podcast. Okay, so mcavl writes, this review

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<v Speaker 1>is long overdue because I've been listening to and cracking up,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes maniacally laughing in the streets over Erica and Paul's

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<v Speaker 1>hilarious and smart review recap Banter for a while now.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thanks to them, my friends and I discovered

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<v Speaker 1>the pure joy of Mommy Dearest the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thank god, we're educating, we are spreading the gospel.

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<v Speaker 2>I always wanted this show to be educational, and honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>if we could just get like ten people under the

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<v Speaker 2>age of thirty to watch Mommy Dearest. Yeah, and Sunset Boulevard.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I will have done my duty on Earth. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>ready to shuffle off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they finish. In fact, I have to start

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<v Speaker 1>watching certain movies just to listen to their episodes. Delightful,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much, MC. This goes for everybody. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have an America and cousin that you would like

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<v Speaker 1>me to send your top bag to, I will send

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<v Speaker 1>it to them and they can they can shuffle it

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Off in Switzerland in Frankfurt, frank No, Frankfurt,

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<v Speaker 1>in Germany, Switzerland, Zurich, Zurich.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, little known fact Paul in Switzerland. The

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<v Speaker 2>translation of that aged well. Our podcast title is roughly

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<v Speaker 2>friends of Dorothy just won't shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the shrieking friends of Dorothy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shrieking friends of.

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly it's more accurate than the English title. It

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<v Speaker 1>really cuts to the chase.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what they named it Aroundlake Lucerne. Right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>in Switzerland, isn't it. I feel like that's the answer

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot of Jeopardy questions. Maybe I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Our next review comes from our neighbors up North, Canada, Canada, Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it all about? I think I made that exact

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<v Speaker 1>same joke last Christmas. So the Canadian reviews that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like our three Canadian fans, are like, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck off, get new material.

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<v Speaker 2>We have more things about us. Make a maple syrup

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<v Speaker 2>joke poutine for Christ's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>I have full nudity in male strip clubs up here

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<v Speaker 1>and you never talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. Way to go Canada. This review comes from

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<v Speaker 2>this will take a while. I love that. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that was for written for this review. It was

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<v Speaker 2>written for something else, and I now want to know

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<v Speaker 2>the backstory if I'm being honest, So this will take

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<v Speaker 2>a while, right, like family, love Erica and Paul. Just

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<v Speaker 2>like family, they make me laugh, roll my eyes, want

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<v Speaker 2>to scream what is wrong with them at times? But

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<v Speaker 2>in the end I will stick with them for all.

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<v Speaker 1>Times, stick with them like maple syrup sticks to a pancake.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>That really is truly the familial experience of yes, no,

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<v Speaker 2>shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Okay, stop it with the Johnny Paradise puns. Enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love you in the end, So since we

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<v Speaker 2>are family, Canada, I may need to stay with you

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<v Speaker 2>a few times over the next few years.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a spare room?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a spare room? Family in Canada? No reason? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>then whatsoever?

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<v Speaker 1>Little known fact this podcast in Canada is known as

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<v Speaker 1>see not all of our neighbors suck. All of our

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<v Speaker 1>downstairs neighbors are terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sometimes sometimes you have nice people living in the basement.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly exactly the rest of the riff rash. All right, Erica,

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<v Speaker 1>We're headed across the pond to the UKAI.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh lordigordy, you know what that was so perfect? I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, is the queen here? Yes, she's still alive, Camilla.

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<v Speaker 1>Camilla is the queen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's been years already, and like I still

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<v Speaker 2>have not adjusted to the idea that they have new

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<v Speaker 2>royalty or because she will.

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<v Speaker 1>Always be the tramp. That's nice, to be honest, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Will always be the side piece. But God bless her.

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<v Speaker 1>A side piece who made it good? You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Into that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I really am all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is from Sammy p. Seventy nine and they

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<v Speaker 1>write crying tears down my legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's called peeing. Well, I'm sorry to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>All worth it for such a funny and charming podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Now little known fact this podcast. This podcast in the

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it, Paul. I love you, I love you,

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<v Speaker 1>Look, it's it's Christmas. As we're going to discover in

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas. She's fine, It's Christmas. The final review from the

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<v Speaker 1>Animated cupa like the strong liquid um hm, and they write,

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<v Speaker 1>I love this podcast. Paul and Erica are hilarious. I

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<v Speaker 1>stuck around after searching for podcasts talking about She Devil.

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<v Speaker 1>There weren't many available. And you know what this does prove.

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<v Speaker 1>This does prove because you know, lots of times we

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because that movie is genius and genius we.

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<v Speaker 1>Discussed, yes, and it reaches out. It reaches out over

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<v Speaker 1>the UK. I don't get a lot of their references,

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<v Speaker 1>but that doesn't matter because the discussions are great. Hannah fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Our next reviews all come from the lambdown Under, Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>In Australia, our podcast is actually called that Age well Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pronounced the aged Whale.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pronounced ner nor.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the name from Muriel's wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Chuck Chuck. Our first Australian review comes from Tea and

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<v Speaker 2>Biscuits and Kitty Cats, This is delightful. Yeah, and the

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<v Speaker 2>title is absolutely delightful. Paul and Erica continue to knock

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<v Speaker 2>it out of the park week after week. Who knew

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<v Speaker 2>what fun it could be to have your favorite films

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<v Speaker 2>picked apart. Keep up the good work. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 2>the joy you bring to my weekly listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah well, thank you. And I do love hearing that

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. You know what I'm going to say to you,

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<v Speaker 2>Team Biscuits and Kitty Cats. You're terrible, Muriel, You're terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>active episode right now, and many people saying, I still

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely okay. Our next review from Australia comes from Hikaru

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<v Speaker 1>East Sure something like that. They write, absolutely hilarious. Prepare

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<v Speaker 1>to have your nostalgia bias hilariously brought into the present.

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<v Speaker 1>the West Village Willies take on the Elaine stretches.

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<v Speaker 1>A bloodbath.

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<v Speaker 2>A bloodbath on the streets of Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 2>My final review comes from Nick from Dawn Unda. This

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<v Speaker 1>And now Eric, I think you're wrong. It's Nicole Kidman's account,

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<v Speaker 1>but Naomi Watts wrote it.

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<v Speaker 2>Naomi Watts wrote it right, okay, right, and Russell Crowe

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<v Speaker 1>And Hugh Jackman is dating Sutton Foster. That's not related.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just an Australian fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Title of review doing me out of business? Paul and Erica,

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<v Speaker 2>I am a therapist who has suggested your podcast to

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<v Speaker 2>a number of clients. Oh, I don't know about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I do you know all the lessons we give for

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<v Speaker 1>free on this podcast for free?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess now I have to think about the things

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<v Speaker 2>I say before I say them. And they have replaced.

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<v Speaker 1>Me with you. Oh we're bringing joy?

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<v Speaker 2>Should I be charging my therapist? Is that what's happening here?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for the joyous laughter you provide. On that

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<v Speaker 2>weekly skipped down memory lane. I adore the chemistry you

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<v Speaker 2>two have and wish I could come to New York

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<v Speaker 2>City for an impromptu CAUs with you too. Oh sadly

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<v Speaker 2>I am in Australia. Don't be sad about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be sad about it, Nick, Which not only rules

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<v Speaker 2>me out of randomly running into either of you for

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<v Speaker 2>a spontaneous, in real life laugh, it also rules me

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<v Speaker 2>out of a tote bag, which would make me the

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<v Speaker 2>envy of all of my friends for this Shoden Freud thrill.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be willing to pay the international postage just saying

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Nick is putting their their money where their.

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<v Speaker 1>Mouth is not a problem. Let me know, Nick, I will,

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<v Speaker 1>I will do what needs to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Nick is putting down whatever Australians use for money where

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's kangaroo hide, right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe it's kangaroo hide and troops on the barbie, Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that's right. Yeah, and Foster's and Fosters that's Australian.

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<v Speaker 1>And for bea and a bloomin onion, A bloomin onion

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<v Speaker 1>that's like a gold coin.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, honestly, Like, that's so American, Like I refuse to

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<v Speaker 2>the bloomin onion. That's ours. You can't take it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Nick goes on, Keep up the great work. The joy

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<v Speaker 2>you so generously spread reaches us even in places down under.

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<v Speaker 1>Joy in places down under A title of my sex tape.

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<v Speaker 2>Title, that's actually what this podcast should be called in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>As a theater creator slash performer as well, I was

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<v Speaker 2>Dangerous Liaisons, I'm Adais, come Back to the five and dime,

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<v Speaker 2>you've just named two of my three all time favorite movies.

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<v Speaker 2>They haven't seen come Back to the five and dime

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<v Speaker 2>in a long long time, so I can't really remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>There is in it, so I'm sure it's great. But

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking love Dangerous Liaisons and Amadeis. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm down, I'm down. We could also do one

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<v Speaker 2>Last Summer, Last Summer, the one Italy that gets real

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<v Speaker 2>fucking dork. Yeah, I'll do that, all right, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to finish this review. Nick from down Under continues, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>love your work. Thank you sincerely, Nick from down Under.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Naomi Watts, you're welcome, Tony Collette.

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<v Speaker 2>Crocodile Dundee, you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>The ghost of Steve the Crocodile Hunter. What was his name? Steve?

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<v Speaker 1>All of these reviews were so lovely. Thank you all

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<v Speaker 1>for writing them. We love reading them. If there's any

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<v Speaker 1>way for us to get your tote bag, like, please

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<v Speaker 1>contact us. I will happily try to arrange that for

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<v Speaker 1>you if you want one. Some people may not even

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<v Speaker 2>Why, may think, She said to Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, if they're going to pay international postage, I'll send

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<v Speaker 1>like four and they can dole them out to their

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<v Speaker 2>If we'll figure it out, give them to their favorite

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, all right, So Erica, we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>cut to commercial here unless you're a Patreon member. And hey,

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<v Speaker 1>on Christmas presence, and one of your friends or your

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<v Speaker 1>and more. They could get a vote, they could get

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<v Speaker 1>they could get a special on air thank you. They

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<v Speaker 1>can give bonus episodes for your yearly subscription, and you

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, you can buy them that every year

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<v Speaker 1>if they like it. It's the gift that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to think about ever again. Just auto renew done.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. You can send a card every year

428
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<v Speaker 1>to let them know yep, you're still on that, You're

429
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<v Speaker 1>still on that Patreon you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, For like Father's Day a few years ago, I

431
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<v Speaker 2>bought my dad like an MLS like package on Apple

432
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<v Speaker 2>TV so that he could watch soccer games. And I

433
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<v Speaker 2>really thought it was just gonna be a one year gift,

434
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<v Speaker 2>and then I got to the awkward moment where I

435
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<v Speaker 2>was like, I can't tell him I'm cutting him off

436
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<v Speaker 2>from now. I'm just paying for that man's soccer subscription

437
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<v Speaker 2>for the rest of his life.

438
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<v Speaker 1>Well, you do is need to take his credit card

439
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<v Speaker 1>and to switch the credit card on the account.

440
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<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn it, that was a gift I

441
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<v Speaker 2>gave him two years ago, and I'm still paying for soccer.

442
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<v Speaker 2>It's not cheap.

443
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<v Speaker 1>But if you are not on the Patreon, that's okay.

444
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<v Speaker 1>We still love you. Uh, stick around after these commercials,

445
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<v Speaker 1>will be right back. We're going to take you through

446
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<v Speaker 1>Hot Frosty.

447
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<v Speaker 2>Little known fact, Paul Oh. This podcast in Brazil is titled, Uh,

448
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<v Speaker 2>they don't care for us in Brazil.

449
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<v Speaker 1>We're not.

450
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<v Speaker 2>We're not.

451
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<v Speaker 1>We're a bit much.

452
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<v Speaker 2>We're a bit much for them. They're there, they have

453
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<v Speaker 2>they have natural sun, sunlight out there. They don't they

454
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<v Speaker 2>don't need this.

455
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<v Speaker 1>A people who are really known for being subtle in

456
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<v Speaker 1>my in my admittedly only like surface knowledge knowledge.

457
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<v Speaker 2>I've been to Brazil. They're the best looking people on earth.

458
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<v Speaker 2>They don't have time to listen to us trolls.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're back all right, Erica. Now we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do like the full colonoscopy of Hot Frosty. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do a breakdown this one. We're just gonna talk about it.

462
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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have some fun with it.

463
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a Shaggy and Loose episode, Yeah.

464
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<v Speaker 1>We don't. We don't think anyone's gonna miss a plot

465
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<v Speaker 1>point in Hot Frosty.

466
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<v Speaker 2>Much like our pubic hair shaggy and loose, just unkempt.

467
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<v Speaker 1>Like I like a light curl.

468
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<v Speaker 2>I like I like a natural curl.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying? Just a wave, you know?

470
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<v Speaker 1>Or Erica? So overview, overview, what did you think of

471
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<v Speaker 1>Hot Frosty?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what's funny? Is I kind of I'm

473
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<v Speaker 2>the one who like said we should watch a terrible

474
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<v Speaker 2>Christmas movie, yeah, and make fun of it and rip

475
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<v Speaker 2>into it and it'll be fun and blah blah blah.

476
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<v Speaker 2>And I, boy, have I been shown my come up

477
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<v Speaker 2>in Paul because I actually really enjoyed this.

478
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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's funny because for fun because we were we

479
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<v Speaker 1>were we were caught between this and and uh the

480
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<v Speaker 1>Merry Gentleman the Male Stripper of Christmas with Chad Michael Murray. Uh,

481
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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, why don't we We'll pull it

482
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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. So if you've voted on Instagram and you're

483
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<v Speaker 1>not a patron, you know that that's what we're doing

484
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<v Speaker 1>every month over there. You get to vote on movies

485
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<v Speaker 1>you get to discuss. But this movie one handily over

486
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<v Speaker 1>Marry Gentleman because the overall feeling from the comments was

487
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<v Speaker 1>this movie is actually like has something to recommend it,

488
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<v Speaker 1>and the Merry Gentleman is actually just bad.

489
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<v Speaker 2>I like, thank you to our listeners for caring about

490
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<v Speaker 2>us enough to be like, hey, guys, you deserve to

491
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<v Speaker 2>watch something you'll actually enjoy and not just like rip

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<v Speaker 2>into the next day. So I do appreciate that. I

493
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<v Speaker 2>was shocked at how much I enjoyed watching this. It's

494
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<v Speaker 2>not good per se, It's not, but I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>the point of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a satire of Christmas movies. It's not actually

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<v Speaker 2>a Christmas movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I agree. It's very self aware of what it is.

500
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<v Speaker 2>I think casting Lacy Shabert is a genius because for

501
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<v Speaker 2>like a genius move. For those of you who are

502
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<v Speaker 2>unfamiliar with the Hallmark Industrial Complex, Sebert runs that joint

503
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<v Speaker 2>like the fucking Godfather. No one gets anything done without

504
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<v Speaker 2>Shabert's knowing about it, or say so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny because when you first brought this up, obviously

506
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<v Speaker 1>I'd heard of both of these movies because they were

507
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<v Speaker 1>obviously at a big moment in the zeitgeist, right, I

508
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<v Speaker 1>just assumed it was a Hallmark movie, and I was like,

509
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I have anyone to watch that, like,

510
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<v Speaker 1>can I stream it anywhere? And then I don't know

511
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<v Speaker 1>if I looked up or you told me, but I

512
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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, it's on Netflix. I just because I

513
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<v Speaker 1>saw Lacy Shabert and I was like, well, that's on Hallmark.

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, good for her. What a what an absolute

515
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<v Speaker 1>brilliant move as an actor, like a profession that, even

516
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<v Speaker 1>when you're very successful, is like a constant hustle and

517
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<v Speaker 1>a constant like trying to get the next job to

518
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<v Speaker 1>just be like, no, I was in Mean Girls, I

519
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<v Speaker 1>am an icon, and now I want to have a

520
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<v Speaker 1>fucking normal, goddamn schedule. So I will do seven Christmas

521
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<v Speaker 1>movies for Hallmark every goddamn year for the rest of

522
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<v Speaker 1>my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic in all of them. I haven't seen all of them,

524
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<v Speaker 2>and I've only but I'm not kidding, Paul. I've seen

525
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<v Speaker 2>at least three Christmas movies, Lazy Shabar in then Utiful.

526
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. All right, so we've already talked about Lacy shaber

527
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<v Speaker 1>Hot Frosty himself dust Dustin Milligan hot Hot Vet from

528
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<v Speaker 1>Shit's Creek ted ted right because creak. I will freely

529
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<v Speaker 1>admit that upon seeing this poster, I was like, it's

530
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<v Speaker 1>more like tepid frosty, Like I know what that actor

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<v Speaker 1>looks like, and he's better looking than that picture.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what happened. He knew he had to get super

533
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<v Speaker 2>cut for this movie, right, because there's a lot of

534
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<v Speaker 2>like jokes about his abs and his like, yeah, you

535
00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:34.000
<v Speaker 2>see him a penis, Yeah, but we don't see that.

536
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<v Speaker 2>But we see him naked from the waist up quite

537
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<v Speaker 2>a few times in the film, and I think he

538
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<v Speaker 2>does not have the face for someone who with with

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<v Speaker 2>like who has to like the amount of like carbs

540
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<v Speaker 2>you have to cut out and the amount of like

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<v Speaker 2>things you have to do to your body to get

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<v Speaker 2>from the neck down. When he achieved which well.

543
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<v Speaker 1>Done, sir, which I mean nothing, nothing but honor.

544
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<v Speaker 2>Makes it makes his face kind of sinewy. He had

545
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<v Speaker 2>some meat on his bones before he was He was

546
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<v Speaker 2>still like a super hot, super fit guy, just not

547
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<v Speaker 2>like this level. And like it kind of hate to

548
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<v Speaker 2>say this, but it kind of makes his face look gooney.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have absolutely let him have a beard, because

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<v Speaker 1>the beard is the other thing that can do that, because,

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<v Speaker 1>like you've said this before, he has too many features.

552
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<v Speaker 2>He's too many features. He's cheek, bones and the jaw lines,

553
00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:21.599
<v Speaker 2>huge eyes.

554
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<v Speaker 1>Strong nose, none of which are unattractive. It's just like

555
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<v Speaker 1>it's just too much coming at you. And then his

556
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<v Speaker 1>hair is in this unfortunate like he's a groat. He's

557
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<v Speaker 1>growing it out, but it's not like it's not he

558
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<v Speaker 1>can't just brush it back and tuck it behind his

559
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<v Speaker 1>ears yet, so they have to keep gelling it back,

560
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<v Speaker 1>and it's it's just not a good look.

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<v Speaker 2>If you look at him now at POSTCT, Frosty he

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<v Speaker 2>no longer has to look like this, and he looks

563
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<v Speaker 2>like he's back to his normal like what he normally

564
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<v Speaker 2>looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>So hot, it's so hot.

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<v Speaker 2>So hot. It's it's just unfortunate that, like, to accomplish

567
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<v Speaker 2>what they needed to accomplish for this movie, they had

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<v Speaker 2>to like kind of alter his face a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that aside looks aside hotness of Frosty aside. I

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<v Speaker 1>just have to say, honestly, what a fucking great job

571
00:27:01.079 --> 00:27:04.079
<v Speaker 1>he does in this movie. He has to play the

572
00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:08.160
<v Speaker 1>innocent like look, the rules make no sense. Hot Frosty

573
00:27:08.519 --> 00:27:10.279
<v Speaker 1>does know what a credit card is, but he doesn't

574
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:12.759
<v Speaker 1>understand the s to pay for things like how what?

575
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<v Speaker 1>What are we?

576
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<v Speaker 2>I have the same thought. At one moment he says like,

577
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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna just sit here and commiserate with you, and

578
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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, how do you know that word?

579
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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the brain of a child or do

580
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<v Speaker 1>you don't? Is this a splash situation or is it

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<v Speaker 1>not a splasht Okay, My.

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<v Speaker 2>Actual synopsis for Hot Frosty is it splash meets Elf

583
00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:34.680
<v Speaker 2>with a little dash of sex appeal in it, like

584
00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:37.440
<v Speaker 2>it is Elf. It is exactly the fucking movie Elf,

585
00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:39.400
<v Speaker 2>but also a little bit splash. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he is so good in it. He sells everything.

587
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:46.359
<v Speaker 1>He's never annoying. The role should be annoying for an

588
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<v Speaker 1>adult to watch, and it's not, And honestly props to

589
00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:50.160
<v Speaker 1>him for that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The one thing I almost wish this movie had done

591
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:55.079
<v Speaker 2>is like like I almost wish Will Ferrell had produced

592
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<v Speaker 2>it and that it gotten a little bit like quirky

593
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<v Speaker 2>Ear with the humor, Like I want is Parnell in this,

594
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<v Speaker 2>I want I want Tim Meadows in this. I want

595
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<v Speaker 2>Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in this like, Yeah, I

596
00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:09.599
<v Speaker 2>kind of wanted it to be like a little funnier.

597
00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Because it is funny. They have Joe Latrulia and Craig Robinson.

598
00:28:12.200 --> 00:28:16.519
<v Speaker 2>Craig Robinson doing the lord's work in this movie, like

599
00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:22.200
<v Speaker 2>truly the most unlikable character ever written for a rom

600
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:24.200
<v Speaker 2>com and he's like, I'm gonna make this ship where

601
00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:26.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make you love me, and god damn it,

602
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:27.119
<v Speaker 2>Craig Robinson.

603
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<v Speaker 1>So quick. Plot synopsis of Hot Frosty, not that anyone

604
00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:37.400
<v Speaker 1>needs it. Sad Kathy played by played by Lacy Shabe

605
00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Lacy Shabert Hallmark Queen Lacy Shabert. Her husband has died

606
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<v Speaker 1>and she runs a diner in this small town. Hot

607
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<v Speaker 1>Frosty is a sculpture in the Snow Sculpture Contest. He

608
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<v Speaker 1>comes to life when a magical scarf is put around

609
00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.359
<v Speaker 1>him and they fall in love. That's that's Hot Frosty

610
00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:55.359
<v Speaker 1>in a nutshell. Yeah, I have so many questions. Who

611
00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>sculpted Hot Frosty.

612
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<v Speaker 2>They never talk about it. They never talk about the

613
00:29:01.079 --> 00:29:04.519
<v Speaker 2>horny team girl who sculpted Hot Frosty and got the

614
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:08.400
<v Speaker 2>nipples right like accuracy.

615
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Nipples, those little eraser tips surrounded by a little perfect

616
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<v Speaker 1>the perfect.

617
00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:20.000
<v Speaker 2>The cume, gutter accuracy. Who sculpted him? Also, at the

618
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<v Speaker 2>end of the movie, who the fuck won the snowman contest?

619
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<v Speaker 1>Right?

620
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:26.599
<v Speaker 2>They never actually tell us who wins the snowman contest.

621
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<v Speaker 1>I would presume it's whoever sculpted him, because Hey, mine

622
00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:31.680
<v Speaker 1>came to like, can you imagine the terror that would

623
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<v Speaker 1>have What if she had put the scarf on a

624
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:33.920
<v Speaker 1>different snowman?

625
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Like the beginning of the movie, there's

626
00:29:36.759 --> 00:29:39.440
<v Speaker 2>like a mother and daughter doing like a gremlin. Yeah,

627
00:29:39.480 --> 00:29:41.759
<v Speaker 2>like truly, what if she'd been like, oh, this little

628
00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:44.279
<v Speaker 2>gremlin could use a scarf, And then like this like

629
00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:45.519
<v Speaker 2>thing woke up and it's.

630
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<v Speaker 1>Like, that's actually a great parody of this. So he

631
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<v Speaker 1>has this magical scarf. He has to have the scarf

632
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:54.720
<v Speaker 1>on the whole time. I guess they decided an old

633
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<v Speaker 1>silk hat was was gonna be too stupid for him

634
00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:59.079
<v Speaker 1>to us a million to try to be hot through

635
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<v Speaker 1>has a scarf on. And there's this moment in the

636
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<v Speaker 1>very beginning where he comes to life and he is naked.

637
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:07.079
<v Speaker 1>I appreciated the veracity of that moment They're like, no,

638
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.119
<v Speaker 1>he would be naked in this moment. So he just

639
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:11.240
<v Speaker 1>has a scarf on. It's covering the.

640
00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Bits the work that scarf is doing. There was a

641
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:17.640
<v Speaker 2>wardrobe person who had to like tape that scarf to

642
00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:20.680
<v Speaker 2>his like modesty pouch and like pin it to the

643
00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:23.039
<v Speaker 2>modesty pouch they put on him for it for the movie.

644
00:30:23.079 --> 00:30:25.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, that is that person's favorite day of

645
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:27.480
<v Speaker 2>work that they've ever had to do.

646
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.119
<v Speaker 1>And he like bends over but it's like, yeah, you're right.

647
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:32.680
<v Speaker 1>The scarf is like spirit gummed to like in between

648
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:36.400
<v Speaker 1>his genitals and his belly biden so to keep everything

649
00:30:36.440 --> 00:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>covered up. Excellent work, excellent truly.

650
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I also want to talk real quick about all the

651
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.920
<v Speaker 2>mean girl references. Oh yeah, film, there's a few throughout

652
00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:48.480
<v Speaker 2>the film. It opens to Jingle Bell Rock. She wakes up.

653
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:51.480
<v Speaker 2>She's like in her freezing cold house because after her

654
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.920
<v Speaker 2>husband died, she'd started to live in a depression house

655
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:57.160
<v Speaker 2>where ward nothing works and she just was too depressed

656
00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:00.799
<v Speaker 2>to fix anything. There's a note on the serviocet that

657
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.920
<v Speaker 2>just says call repair man, and she's literally freezing, like

658
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:06.839
<v Speaker 2>it is ten degrees out and her house is eight degrees,

659
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:09.880
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, you needed a note to remind how

660
00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:10.960
<v Speaker 2>depressed are you?

661
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:14.440
<v Speaker 1>And also how long has it been since her husband

662
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:20.079
<v Speaker 1>sadly named Paul passed away? Because it's either three months

663
00:31:20.839 --> 00:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>or three years. Like, it's not like it has to

664
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:25.400
<v Speaker 1>be years. It has has to be years because the

665
00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:28.000
<v Speaker 1>house has degraded to a point of concern, to a

666
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:29.960
<v Speaker 1>point where her friends really should be stepping in and

667
00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>being like girl, girl.

668
00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:34.279
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I thought the same thing. I was like, why

669
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:36.279
<v Speaker 2>don't they just call a repair man for her and

670
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:38.480
<v Speaker 2>send the repair man in her house and be like, hey,

671
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna fix your roof today, and I'm gonna make

672
00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:42.880
<v Speaker 2>sure you have heat, like I'm gonna make sure you

673
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:45.400
<v Speaker 2>have the basics you need to survive.

674
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:48.079
<v Speaker 1>I know, I have a proposition for you. Do we

675
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:50.119
<v Speaker 1>think that the friends.

676
00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Don't know that she's living in Squalor.

677
00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:55.440
<v Speaker 1>Because here's here's my theory, because she's she runs the diner.

678
00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:57.680
<v Speaker 1>She owns a diner, and she runs it in this town,

679
00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:00.240
<v Speaker 1>which is we have to talk about the actual eyes

680
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:01.960
<v Speaker 1>of this town. In a minute, I'm gonna put a

681
00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:05.680
<v Speaker 1>pin in that sentence in that and that's hilarious. But

682
00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:08.440
<v Speaker 1>but the She runs the standard and she runs it

683
00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:12.400
<v Speaker 1>very well, like every everything seems to be going well.

684
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.319
<v Speaker 1>At the diner, she she greets people, she seems normal.

685
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>So I have a theory that this is actually like

686
00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:19.480
<v Speaker 1>like it's a hoarder who like goes to work and

687
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:21.599
<v Speaker 1>then doesn't doesn't let anyone come into their house, and

688
00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:23.240
<v Speaker 1>they and their friends don't know. It's the only thing

689
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:23.880
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense.

690
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh for sure, No, that does make total sense. But

691
00:32:26.039 --> 00:32:28.599
<v Speaker 2>except like the cook at the diner, I believe is

692
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:31.039
<v Speaker 2>the one who was like, haven't you called the repair

693
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:33.880
<v Speaker 2>man yet? And she's like, I'll do it today, Tom.

694
00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:36.880
<v Speaker 1>She's warming her hands on the flame of the of

695
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:37.400
<v Speaker 1>the oven.

696
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:40.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she took his bacon off the stove so she

697
00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:42.799
<v Speaker 2>could warm her hands. And he's like, bitch, I have

698
00:32:42.839 --> 00:32:46.920
<v Speaker 2>a job to do. Put that bacon back on the stove.

699
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:51.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay. The size of the town Hope Springs, which

700
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>could could not be a more perfect name. Clearly it's

701
00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:56.359
<v Speaker 1>a small town. These all take place in a small town, right.

702
00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I have a question for you, Paul, since you grew

703
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:01.640
<v Speaker 2>up in a small town, did did this seem like

704
00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:06.319
<v Speaker 2>a bustling metropolis to you? It's several dozen people living there.

705
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:10.839
<v Speaker 1>It's several dozen people, right, And it has this enormous

706
00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:13.839
<v Speaker 1>diner that is always full. Yeah, it has a vintage

707
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:17.519
<v Speaker 1>shop that is the size of like a grand linens

708
00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:19.920
<v Speaker 1>and things or something like. It's an enormous vintage shop.

709
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:24.039
<v Speaker 1>But then it also has the client tele for a

710
00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:27.240
<v Speaker 1>custom men's boutique that can be called upon at a

711
00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:29.079
<v Speaker 1>moment's notice to dress Hot Frosty.

712
00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't think about that. Maybe they drove to

713
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:34.400
<v Speaker 2>the big city. It's a big city that has five

714
00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:37.240
<v Speaker 2>hundred people in it, right for custom men's boutique. You're

715
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:37.880
<v Speaker 2>absolutely right.

716
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:39.480
<v Speaker 1>There's one point at the end where she's like, it's

717
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:42.319
<v Speaker 1>the whole town. It's not more than thirty six people.

718
00:33:42.039 --> 00:33:44.599
<v Speaker 2>Like, it's literally thirty six people.

719
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:49.319
<v Speaker 1>Did you notice we So we find out basically that

720
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:50.920
<v Speaker 1>her husband passed. In the beginning of the movie, we're like,

721
00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:53.799
<v Speaker 1>did her husband leave her? Is she divorced? It's you know,

722
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:55.759
<v Speaker 1>he passed away. Becau's a hallmark movie. They don't want it.

723
00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.160
<v Speaker 1>They just want like tragedy, not like just like real

724
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:01.440
<v Speaker 1>world sadness. It's just tragedy. But Hot Frosty is in

725
00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>the house alone because she's like Okay, you have to

726
00:34:03.160 --> 00:34:05.240
<v Speaker 1>stay in the house because people don't know who you are.

727
00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:07.880
<v Speaker 1>You're a stranger and the cops are looking for you. Whatever,

728
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:11.360
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. Hot Frosty goes exploring. He finds like

729
00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>this folder where she apparently keeps her husband's like cancer

730
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:20.960
<v Speaker 1>diagnoses in and it's in like comic sans font. Do

731
00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:21.440
<v Speaker 1>you see that?

732
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you know what the hospital is like. If

733
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:25.960
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna give you bad news, you're gonna do it

734
00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:29.039
<v Speaker 2>in a chaunty way. We're gonna be like, hey, girl,

735
00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:34.679
<v Speaker 2>guess what you got cancer? I did not notice. You're

736
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:37.679
<v Speaker 2>absolutely right. She keeps like a box of like their

737
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:40.840
<v Speaker 2>wedding photos and his cancer diagnoses and death sert to

738
00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:43.559
<v Speaker 2>forget all in the same box. I'm like, Jesus, you

739
00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:46.119
<v Speaker 2>can spread these things out around the house a little bit. Girl.

740
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:51.360
<v Speaker 2>So she goes to the local vintage store, which is

741
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:56.239
<v Speaker 2>owned by a couple named Mel and Theo. THEO is gay, right,

742
00:34:56.280 --> 00:34:58.239
<v Speaker 2>THEO is absolutely a gay man.

743
00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Now see, I thought Theo was a hot Frosty once.

744
00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Who like, oh because of the scarf.

745
00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Because of the scarf that I was waiting for Mel

746
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:07.960
<v Speaker 1>to be a witch.

747
00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:12.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh honestly, that would have made sense, except theo doesn't

748
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:14.039
<v Speaker 2>quite fit the hot Frosty.

749
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:16.559
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, hot frosties can also let themselves go

750
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>a little bit like what once he can eat whatever

751
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:21.199
<v Speaker 1>he wants and doesn't have to worry about melting from

752
00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:23.079
<v Speaker 1>the inside. If he has a cup of hot cocoa.

753
00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>He gets that shit hard.

754
00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:29.079
<v Speaker 2>Ah. It was so funny because like genuinely, she walks in,

755
00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:30.559
<v Speaker 2>she says hi to both of them. She hands them

756
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:33.719
<v Speaker 2>both sandwiches, and the guy I was like, oh, look,

757
00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:35.559
<v Speaker 2>this movie has a gay.

758
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Person in it.

759
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.719
<v Speaker 2>He's like, thanks for the turkey sandwich, girl. And then

760
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:42.480
<v Speaker 2>he goes to like decorate a mannequin and I'm like, oh, okay,

761
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:44.599
<v Speaker 2>that's sweet. And then we find out that this is

762
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:46.639
<v Speaker 2>a married couple and a woman looks over at him

763
00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:48.599
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, I have the man of my dreams,

764
00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:52.599
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, girl, you need to reevaluate your dreams

765
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:55.679
<v Speaker 2>because that is a hoca sexual.

766
00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I did not notice that, but I was really caught

767
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:00.639
<v Speaker 1>up in my own storytelling of like, is he a

768
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:02.639
<v Speaker 1>past hot frosty? Is this? Does this happen in the

769
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:05.280
<v Speaker 1>town like every twenty five years or something like it?

770
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:08.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a brig of Dune, but god Dune situation.

771
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:10.800
<v Speaker 2>It's also like, did you notice she handed them our

772
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:13.599
<v Speaker 2>two lunch orders? Yours is the turkey sandwich with no

773
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:15.760
<v Speaker 2>mao and mine is the turkey sandwich with a disgusting

774
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:16.360
<v Speaker 2>amount of mayo.

775
00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:18.519
<v Speaker 1>That's true. I didn't think of that.

776
00:36:18.639 --> 00:36:20.119
<v Speaker 2>This movie really was made for us.

777
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:24.320
<v Speaker 1>We would be excellent, like vintage clothing store boutique owners

778
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:25.440
<v Speaker 1>in like a star's hollow.

779
00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, we should move to a small town in Vermont,

780
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:32.519
<v Speaker 2>open a clothing store, pretend we're a married couple, and

781
00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:35.679
<v Speaker 2>just have everyone talk about us and like like just

782
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:38.039
<v Speaker 2>be like that's my man. I love my man.

783
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:40.320
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, yeah, girl.

784
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:43.440
<v Speaker 2>You just walk around with like an ascot and like funglasses.

785
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:46.239
<v Speaker 1>Fun, I have to grow one of those pencil mustaches.

786
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:47.920
<v Speaker 2>YEA dressed like John Waters.

787
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:50.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say, be a full John Waters and.

788
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna be like, you would not believe the

789
00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:58.039
<v Speaker 2>sex we have And they're all like, no, we wouldn't,

790
00:36:58.079 --> 00:37:00.840
<v Speaker 2>we really would. We actually don't believe you to describe

791
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:03.559
<v Speaker 2>it to us, because we want to make sure you

792
00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:04.440
<v Speaker 2>know what sex is.

793
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:08.719
<v Speaker 1>You're like, well, every night we watch Gilmore girls together.

794
00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:09.440
<v Speaker 1>That's it, right?

795
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:12.719
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you my husband Paul has never once

796
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:18.519
<v Speaker 2>looked at another woman, not once. He does love a

797
00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Sandra Bullock movie. But you know what everyone's you know

798
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:22.199
<v Speaker 2>what I'm.

799
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Saying, girl, You know what I'm saying, girls the right ladies.

800
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:32.840
<v Speaker 1>That's actually like a like an alternative comedy starring the

801
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:34.760
<v Speaker 1>two of us. But also it could be like like

802
00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Rachel Sennet and like and Matt Rogers, Jean Early, Yeah,

803
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:44.960
<v Speaker 1>John and Cape Berland Talla Scola.

804
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:48.400
<v Speaker 2>So she gets so okay, So the lady and her

805
00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:51.199
<v Speaker 2>gay husband, her tragically gay husband living a lie in

806
00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:54.519
<v Speaker 2>this tip small town, give her a scarf. It is

807
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the weirdest gift, Paul. She comes in and she brings

808
00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.199
<v Speaker 2>them lunch. They're like, hey, are you still freezing cold?

809
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.320
<v Speaker 2>And you're freezing cold? And she's like yeah, so what,

810
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:03.960
<v Speaker 2>no big deal. I'm depressed. And she's like, I have

811
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:05.840
<v Speaker 2>just the thing for you. She goes into the back

812
00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:09.199
<v Speaker 2>and she brings out this like lovely red scarf. But

813
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:12.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's just a red scarf. There's nothing's fancy

814
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:15.280
<v Speaker 2>or special about it. And she's like, this was given

815
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:17.679
<v Speaker 2>to me by my true love over there, and the

816
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:20.599
<v Speaker 2>true love is like, girl, I knitted it too, bitch.

817
00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:21.519
<v Speaker 1>Don't forget.

818
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I found it on Fire Island. Can you believe that.

819
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:32.320
<v Speaker 1>It was just in the pines? I said, girl, you

820
00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:34.400
<v Speaker 1>don't belong in the bramble. You belong around my neck.

821
00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:40.519
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I really want to do this as like an experiment.

822
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:42.079
<v Speaker 2>I want to move a small town of her mom

823
00:38:42.199 --> 00:38:42.920
<v Speaker 2>freaks them all out.

824
00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:44.679
<v Speaker 1>See what we can get done.

825
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:46.400
<v Speaker 2>And so she gives you the scarf and she's like,

826
00:38:46.440 --> 00:38:48.320
<v Speaker 2>once upon a time, my man gave me this, and

827
00:38:48.400 --> 00:38:50.039
<v Speaker 2>I found the love of my life. And she points

828
00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:52.800
<v Speaker 2>to the gay man behind the counter and she's like,

829
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:55.559
<v Speaker 2>and maybe one day you will find another love of

830
00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:57.960
<v Speaker 2>your life. I don't actually remember the scene because I

831
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:01.239
<v Speaker 2>was so busy fixated on the what this marriage is

832
00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:07.159
<v Speaker 2>between these two people. But like that scarf apparently is magic.

833
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Does that woman know that scarf is magic? When she

834
00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:13.400
<v Speaker 2>hands it to Lacy Shabert, I asked this of you, Paul.

835
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:16.679
<v Speaker 1>I feel like this actress is I don't know her name.

836
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I apologize, but she because she's not Sharon Lawrence, and

837
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.239
<v Speaker 1>I kept thinking she was Sharon Lawrence, which is not

838
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Sharon Lawrence.

839
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:23.159
<v Speaker 2>Lawrence you're right.

840
00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:26.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she is intentionally playing the mystery. You know,

841
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:29.039
<v Speaker 1>as an actor, you're supposed to have your character supposed

842
00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:31.679
<v Speaker 1>to have a secret. Yes, that's that's that character's secret,

843
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:33.960
<v Speaker 1>whether or not she knew it was magic when she

844
00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:34.519
<v Speaker 1>gave it to her.

845
00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:37.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh, because she does give off witchie vibes.

846
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:40.079
<v Speaker 1>She does. I bet a lot of characters, like side

847
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:42.599
<v Speaker 1>characters in these movies do actually.

848
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:45.400
<v Speaker 2>No the Hallmark ones. They can't give off witchie vibes.

849
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:47.360
<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty Christian channel.

850
00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:51.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, gotcha, gotcha? Well then I'm glad Netflix is getting

851
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:53.199
<v Speaker 1>it on the fun I'm gonna jump ahead for a second,

852
00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:56.679
<v Speaker 1>right to the very end. We cannot express to the

853
00:39:56.760 --> 00:40:00.519
<v Speaker 1>listeners who have not seen this movie how fast this

854
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:03.199
<v Speaker 1>town accepts the fact that he is a snow sculpture

855
00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:03.880
<v Speaker 1>come to life.

856
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:05.920
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny it is.

857
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:09.320
<v Speaker 1>It's Katie Mixon, who people would know from like Eastbound

858
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:12.280
<v Speaker 1>and Down or American Housewife Like. She plays like kind

859
00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:15.039
<v Speaker 1>of Kathy's best friend. She's also the doctor. At one point,

860
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:16.960
<v Speaker 1>one of the cops is like, what's going on with him?

861
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:20.960
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, he's made of snow? Like wait, what?

862
00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:23.320
<v Speaker 2>What? That will it's a joke in the movie, like

863
00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:25.840
<v Speaker 2>she tells the whole town. Lacy Shabt is like, guys,

864
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I have something crazy to tell you. He's a snowman

865
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:31.239
<v Speaker 2>come to life. I'll just go okay, okay, You're like,

866
00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:33.400
<v Speaker 2>wait what that's it? That's all you needed? And like

867
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:36.000
<v Speaker 2>and Laura Holly's like, yeah, we're good. But that that's

868
00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:36.679
<v Speaker 2>why with us.

869
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.320
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Lauren Holly's Lauren Holly actually sculpted him,

870
00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:41.599
<v Speaker 1>now that I think about it.

871
00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:44.599
<v Speaker 2>Dred percent one of those cougars, one of those horny

872
00:40:44.599 --> 00:40:45.280
<v Speaker 2>ass cougars.

873
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:45.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

874
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:48.519
<v Speaker 2>Is this a Golden Girls situation where like seven like

875
00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:50.760
<v Speaker 2>women of a certain age move to this town together

876
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:53.719
<v Speaker 2>to buy like cheap property and make it fabulous. And

877
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:56.920
<v Speaker 2>that's that's where that like little girl group comes from.

878
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Netflix executives, if you are, if you are listening, green

879
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.760
<v Speaker 1>light that for next Christmas immediately.

880
00:41:03.559 --> 00:41:07.199
<v Speaker 2>Immediately, Like I need to know the story of Lauren

881
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:11.079
<v Speaker 2>Holly and the Cougar Crew. Yeah, Hey, she's gorgeous. B

882
00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:15.400
<v Speaker 2>she's fabulously wealthy, Like she lives like mcmanson in this

883
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:18.440
<v Speaker 2>town and I'm like, am I crazy? Or was her

884
00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:21.400
<v Speaker 2>style pretty amazing? The interior decor of that house was

885
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:24.079
<v Speaker 2>actually amazed, Like, go back and watch and look at

886
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:27.719
<v Speaker 2>those paintings in that woman's house or the artwork. It

887
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:29.159
<v Speaker 2>is so good.

888
00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:31.280
<v Speaker 1>I had a brief moment when she came on screen

889
00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:33.920
<v Speaker 1>of thinking she was Christina Hendrix for just this like

890
00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:36.480
<v Speaker 1>a split second, and I was like, we cannot be

891
00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:40.119
<v Speaker 1>casting Christina Hendrix as a cougar. The woman is is she?

892
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:42.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's fifty, Like, we cannot. And then

893
00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:43.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh wait, it's Lauren Holly. That's okay.

894
00:41:44.599 --> 00:41:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Also, we desperately now need a movie where Lauren Holly

895
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:51.559
<v Speaker 2>plays Christina Hendrix's mother. Yeah, make it happen, Make it happen.

896
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:53.480
<v Speaker 1>We are just giving ideas for free.

897
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:56.239
<v Speaker 2>Here. Let's them both on the Gilded Age as like

898
00:41:56.360 --> 00:42:00.400
<v Speaker 2>an older mother daughter duo who are both widow and

899
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:02.880
<v Speaker 2>fabulously wealthy. I need I need this.

900
00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:06.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. So she gets the scarf, she goes, she

901
00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:08.719
<v Speaker 1>puts it on hot frosty. He comes to life, and

902
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:11.400
<v Speaker 1>he accidentally like streaks through the town because he doesn't

903
00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:13.719
<v Speaker 1>have any clothes on, right, and there is a great

904
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>runner because he's seen by this elderly couple and just

905
00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:18.679
<v Speaker 1>the amount of jokes they get out of the fact

906
00:42:18.719 --> 00:42:22.320
<v Speaker 1>that this elderly woman saw hot Frosty's dick and enjoyed

907
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:24.679
<v Speaker 1>what she saw is excellent.

908
00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:27.679
<v Speaker 2>Everything about those two actors is excellent. They're like a

909
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.920
<v Speaker 2>little comedy duo. So he faints away, He's like, oh,

910
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:33.320
<v Speaker 2>naked man in the town square. Oh. And he faints away,

911
00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:35.840
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, don't worry, I'll chase him down. She

912
00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:37.039
<v Speaker 2>just chases him down.

913
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:40.559
<v Speaker 1>Later, the cops are looking for an eyewitness and one

914
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:42.519
<v Speaker 1>of them is like, ethel and the other one goes

915
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.360
<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't say, just kept insisting he was doing a

916
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:45.119
<v Speaker 1>public service.

917
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, and then later another the cop again goes up

918
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:51.880
<v Speaker 2>to Lacey. Shavert shows her like a police sketch drawing,

919
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:54.719
<v Speaker 2>and the man of the couple gave us this description,

920
00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:56.840
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, what did the woman give you? She's like,

921
00:42:57.039 --> 00:42:59.679
<v Speaker 2>we needed a description of his face. Get it from

922
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:00.800
<v Speaker 2>her to get it for her.

923
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:04.760
<v Speaker 1>The movie is funny. It's genuinely funny.

924
00:43:04.840 --> 00:43:05.320
<v Speaker 2>One hundred.

925
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:07.559
<v Speaker 1>They also have this about the streaking. They had this

926
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:09.079
<v Speaker 1>great line because they're trying to figure out who it

927
00:43:09.079 --> 00:43:10.719
<v Speaker 1>could be, and one of them is like, I don't

928
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:12.960
<v Speaker 1>think the mayor went streaking. He's got a bad hip.

929
00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>And I have to say, you don't think about the

930
00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:18.039
<v Speaker 1>physical requirements of streaking. You don't think about that fact.

931
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:20.440
<v Speaker 1>You have to be spry. You can't just be naked.

932
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:23.719
<v Speaker 2>It's also like ten degrees out the amount his penis

933
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:25.679
<v Speaker 2>has to be amazing for it to like still look

934
00:43:25.719 --> 00:43:29.039
<v Speaker 2>good in ten degree would although I guess in Frosty parlance.

935
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in hot Frosty parlance, that's that's his natural temperature, that's.

936
00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Actually gonna be that's actually gonna be in his favor.

937
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.320
<v Speaker 2>So good for them, Good for them. So okay, So

938
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:40.880
<v Speaker 2>the next morning, Hot Frosty, it's it is the movie off.

939
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:46.039
<v Speaker 2>Hot Frosty like accidentally breaks into the vintage store, Like

940
00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:48.760
<v Speaker 2>he falls through the window and breaks the window and

941
00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:52.800
<v Speaker 2>lands in the store and steals like a pair of

942
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:56.119
<v Speaker 2>overalls that have the name Jack on them and some boots.

943
00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Now he's dressed. He's wandering through town. He finds Lacey

944
00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:02.159
<v Speaker 2>Shebert and you go, it's you And she's like, it's me,

945
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:04.800
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck are you? And she's like we met

946
00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:09.559
<v Speaker 2>last night. I'm the snowman. And she's like okay, nice boy,

947
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:11.480
<v Speaker 2>and she's like takes pity on him, and she's like,

948
00:44:11.679 --> 00:44:14.440
<v Speaker 2>are you hungry? I own the diner. Come on inside,

949
00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get you something to eat so hot fat.

950
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:19.320
<v Speaker 2>So she brings him inside, she tries to take care

951
00:44:19.320 --> 00:44:19.639
<v Speaker 2>of him.

952
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:22.679
<v Speaker 1>Uh okay. So, by the way, props to Isaac, her

953
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:25.159
<v Speaker 1>head cook, who is the only person in this whole movie,

954
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:29.079
<v Speaker 1>when she brings this guy in who in the real

955
00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:32.320
<v Speaker 1>world is acting utterly insane, and he goes, you brought

956
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:36.760
<v Speaker 1>him inside to your place of business, like correct, Isaac

957
00:44:36.920 --> 00:44:40.400
<v Speaker 1>is correct? All right. So the cops played by Craig

958
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:44.199
<v Speaker 1>Robinson and Joela Truglio start looking for the streaker. Lacy

959
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Shavert kind of figures out that oh, they're looking for him,

960
00:44:46.360 --> 00:44:47.800
<v Speaker 1>but she kind of is charmed by him and he

961
00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:50.199
<v Speaker 1>seems harmless, so she's like, I'm gonna hide you in

962
00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:50.599
<v Speaker 1>my house.

963
00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Dastin Milligan does a great job of being like unassuming

964
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:57.480
<v Speaker 2>and like seemingly vulnerable even though he is this like

965
00:44:58.480 --> 00:45:01.000
<v Speaker 2>jacked dude. Yeah, kudos, kudos.

966
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:03.119
<v Speaker 1>So she's basically like, you have to stay inside, and

967
00:45:03.159 --> 00:45:06.440
<v Speaker 1>he decides to start like watching TV. And one of

968
00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:09.840
<v Speaker 1>the magical parts of Hot Frosty is that he can

969
00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:12.679
<v Speaker 1>watch something on television like a DIY show on TV,

970
00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:15.440
<v Speaker 1>and he will understand how to do it. His brain

971
00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:16.239
<v Speaker 1>works differently.

972
00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:18.559
<v Speaker 2>That is when you get splashed. This is the sequence.

973
00:45:18.599 --> 00:45:20.199
<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, now we're just doing splash where

974
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:22.480
<v Speaker 2>she learns the entire of the English language and entirety

975
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:24.840
<v Speaker 2>of the English language from watching TV in a store.

976
00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:27.440
<v Speaker 1>See. I thought of the fifth element when Leelu learned

977
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.119
<v Speaker 1>about war and freaked out but didn't learn about war

978
00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:33.239
<v Speaker 1>crucially during like the a's of the Encyclopedia for the

979
00:45:33.239 --> 00:45:36.159
<v Speaker 1>American Revolution learned about it in the w's somehow didn't.

980
00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:41.400
<v Speaker 1>The Twain didn't meet there. So he goes about and

981
00:45:41.480 --> 00:45:43.840
<v Speaker 1>he starts cooking, and he starts fixing her house.

982
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:45.679
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's good that she left him alone with

983
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:48.400
<v Speaker 2>daytime TV, because if you're gonna learn from from any TV,

984
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:50.400
<v Speaker 2>you really want to learn from all the cooking shows,

985
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:52.519
<v Speaker 2>all the house shows like well Done.

986
00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I do have a note about him cooking because he

987
00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:58.639
<v Speaker 1>makes her eggnog and he not only is able to

988
00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:02.320
<v Speaker 1>grate fresh nutmeg, which means he somehow got fresh nutmeg

989
00:46:02.519 --> 00:46:05.320
<v Speaker 1>or she just has fresh nutmeg in the house. He

990
00:46:05.360 --> 00:46:07.599
<v Speaker 1>also has one of those little pigmy graders for the

991
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>fresh nutmeg. Mm hmm Erica three years running. I've been

992
00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:15.000
<v Speaker 1>trying to find fresh nutmeg in New York City and

993
00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:19.559
<v Speaker 1>I cannot find it. Really, But Hope Springs, tiny town

994
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:24.159
<v Speaker 1>of thirty six people, has fresh nutmeg on the rag.

995
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what they grow there, that's where they comes from.

996
00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:33.280
<v Speaker 2>It is the fresh nutmeg capital of the Northeastern United States.

997
00:46:33.360 --> 00:46:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha? Good to know, Good to know.

998
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.239
<v Speaker 2>It never occurred to me. You can't find fresh nutmeg

999
00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:40.760
<v Speaker 2>like I can't find it. Doesn't just have fresh nutmeg

1000
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:43.960
<v Speaker 2>during the holidays. Nope, that's shocking.

1001
00:46:43.639 --> 00:46:45.519
<v Speaker 1>Unless I'm just an idiot and looking for it in

1002
00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:46.199
<v Speaker 1>the wrong place.

1003
00:46:46.280 --> 00:46:48.239
<v Speaker 2>But I like, are you looking for it? To Dwayne Read,

1004
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:48.960
<v Speaker 2>They're not going to have it.

1005
00:46:49.480 --> 00:46:51.159
<v Speaker 1>I keep looking for it at the dentist and he

1006
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:52.760
<v Speaker 1>keeps saying, why are you looking here? And I'm because

1007
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I need nutmeg.

1008
00:46:56.360 --> 00:46:59.239
<v Speaker 2>One of my favorite moments during the TV watching montage

1009
00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:03.039
<v Speaker 2>is when oh two actually one. They keep making references

1010
00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:06.280
<v Speaker 2>to other Netflix holiday films, which is pretty funny. Like

1011
00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:07.760
<v Speaker 2>at one point she calls She's like, what am I

1012
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:10.079
<v Speaker 2>the Queen of Valdovia? And I was like, that's way

1013
00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:13.719
<v Speaker 2>too specific things today, So I googled it and it

1014
00:47:13.760 --> 00:47:16.639
<v Speaker 2>turns out that is a reference to another holiday like

1015
00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Netflix Holiday movie.

1016
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:19.320
<v Speaker 1>They're creating their own universe.

1017
00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh one hundred percent. They showed clips from that Jennifer

1018
00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Coolidge one that she made a few years ago with

1019
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Michael Uri. And then at one point he's watching TV

1020
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:30.360
<v Speaker 2>and they show a clip from the Lindsay Lohan one

1021
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:33.599
<v Speaker 2>where Lindsay Lohan has amnesia, and it's it's both It

1022
00:47:33.639 --> 00:47:36.400
<v Speaker 2>works for two reasons. One, it's hilarious because then Lacy

1023
00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:38.639
<v Speaker 2>Shivert goes, oh, that's funny. She looks just like a

1024
00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:41.000
<v Speaker 2>girl I went to high school with, excellent. And then

1025
00:47:41.039 --> 00:47:43.280
<v Speaker 2>also it's a way for her to explain amnesia to

1026
00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:46.800
<v Speaker 2>hot Frosty that's what she thinks he has. Yeah, She's like,

1027
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I think you have what that woman has. You can't

1028
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:52.840
<v Speaker 2>remember who you really are. And then finally, at one

1029
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:55.079
<v Speaker 2>point when he's watching TV all day, he ends up

1030
00:47:55.159 --> 00:47:58.039
<v Speaker 2>watching an old version of No Speratu, like the nineteen

1031
00:47:58.119 --> 00:48:01.400
<v Speaker 2>thirty version of Osparatu, and it leads to a scene

1032
00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:03.639
<v Speaker 2>that should not be this funny, and it's justin Milligan

1033
00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:07.480
<v Speaker 2>wandering the house looking for vampires. Yeah, holding like I'm

1034
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:09.079
<v Speaker 2>not even sure what he's holding, like a like a

1035
00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:11.320
<v Speaker 2>like a fire poker made a fire poker, and a

1036
00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:14.320
<v Speaker 2>like a lamp, and he's a cross out of them

1037
00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:17.519
<v Speaker 2>to make sure that he scares away all the vampires. Excellent,

1038
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:18.519
<v Speaker 2>no notes.

1039
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh So, eventually he wants to go outside. He's a

1040
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:25.199
<v Speaker 1>real boy, he wants to experience the world. He winds

1041
00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:28.079
<v Speaker 1>up somehow. I don't remember how helping out at the school,

1042
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:31.360
<v Speaker 1>because you know, local high schools just allow strange men

1043
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:32.880
<v Speaker 1>to supervise children.

1044
00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:36.199
<v Speaker 2>I remember how he starts fixing her roof. He starts

1045
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:39.440
<v Speaker 2>fixing Lacy she Bear's roof, but of course, because he's hot, frosty,

1046
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:42.760
<v Speaker 2>he's doing it shirtless because he's hot, even though it's

1047
00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:46.599
<v Speaker 2>ten degrees out. Lauren Hawley drives by, sees the insane

1048
00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:50.039
<v Speaker 2>body on this guy on this repair man crashes her car.

1049
00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:52.440
<v Speaker 2>He does a thing where he tries to help push

1050
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:55.079
<v Speaker 2>her car out of the ditch that she's in, but

1051
00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.320
<v Speaker 2>it's an extended butt sex joke.

1052
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Or a doggie style joke. Speak clear, what is excellent?

1053
00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:06.800
<v Speaker 2>And then she invites him to her house where she

1054
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:09.599
<v Speaker 2>invites all the Cougar crew over so they can watch

1055
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:12.679
<v Speaker 2>him shirtless. Maybe no, I think he's a shirt on

1056
00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:15.639
<v Speaker 2>put up like a lamp or whatever, like like a

1057
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:18.440
<v Speaker 2>light fixture in her house. This entire sequence is what

1058
00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:20.679
<v Speaker 2>won me over. Honestly, this is the moment I was like, Okay,

1059
00:49:21.039 --> 00:49:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I love everything about this movie I'm in.

1060
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:24.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching this every year.

1061
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:27.840
<v Speaker 2>That butt sex joke will not ever not be funny.

1062
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:32.199
<v Speaker 1>So he winds up starting to help out at the school.

1063
00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:34.119
<v Speaker 1>All the kids love him. They're getting ready for the

1064
00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:37.199
<v Speaker 1>big dance. He watches his one kid ask another girl

1065
00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:40.800
<v Speaker 1>to the dance. It's very cute. He decides he really

1066
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:42.719
<v Speaker 1>wants to ask Kathy out, because as soon as he

1067
00:49:42.960 --> 00:49:44.920
<v Speaker 1>comes to life, he tells Kathy, I love you, and

1068
00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:46.840
<v Speaker 1>she's like, no, you don't. We don't know each other.

1069
00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:49.199
<v Speaker 1>You're weird. But then for some reason like ask him

1070
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:52.639
<v Speaker 1>to her house. Kathy's survival instincts are low.

1071
00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:55.840
<v Speaker 2>She's trying to hurt herself. Paul. She is she doesn't

1072
00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:57.519
<v Speaker 2>want to live with he, she doesn't want to live.

1073
00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:00.000
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't want to live. She's like, I'm just gonna

1074
00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:02.039
<v Speaker 2>take this hot drifter into my house.

1075
00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he builds up his courage. He asks her to

1076
00:50:05.320 --> 00:50:06.960
<v Speaker 1>the dance, and at this point in the movie, she's

1077
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:09.280
<v Speaker 1>so charmed by him that she says yes, like she's

1078
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:12.280
<v Speaker 1>coming back to life. Right, slowly but surely, hot Frosty

1079
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:15.599
<v Speaker 1>is breathing life back into this woman whose husband passed away.

1080
00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:17.679
<v Speaker 1>Did you notice it? So they go to the dance.

1081
00:50:17.679 --> 00:50:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Did you notice at the dance all of those kids

1082
00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:23.599
<v Speaker 1>leaving space for Jesus in between them when they were dancing. No,

1083
00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:27.719
<v Speaker 1>they're all dancing like at arms. Like it's very cute

1084
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and honestly true to life because the kids are supposed

1085
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:33.719
<v Speaker 1>to be like thirteen, Like, they're not like eighteen years old.

1086
00:50:33.880 --> 00:50:37.440
<v Speaker 2>You're old well and are kids? Right? So like, yeah, legit, kids,

1087
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:39.760
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to make like little kids dance with

1088
00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:40.199
<v Speaker 2>each other?

1089
00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Like can you dirty dance?

1090
00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:43.079
<v Speaker 2>Could you grind?

1091
00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Do you guys know what grinding is?

1092
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a there's an unfortunate dance break. I hate

1093
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:52.360
<v Speaker 2>a dance break, unless unless you are in the film Footlooths.

1094
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:54.119
<v Speaker 2>Do not give me a dance break. I don't want it.

1095
00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:56.599
<v Speaker 1>Wow, we are on opposite sides of the spectrum here.

1096
00:50:56.639 --> 00:50:58.920
<v Speaker 2>It has to eat to be Footlooths or a terrible movie.

1097
00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Like she's all that has to be one of those.

1098
00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:03.079
<v Speaker 1>It has to be a dance movie or a terrible movie,

1099
00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:04.920
<v Speaker 1>like she's all that like a center stage. Obviously we

1100
00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:05.719
<v Speaker 1>love a dance break.

1101
00:51:05.760 --> 00:51:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh obviously that's well, the whole movie is just should

1102
00:51:08.760 --> 00:51:10.719
<v Speaker 2>just be dance breaks. But like and then I was

1103
00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:12.920
<v Speaker 2>like I started having this like this like old lady,

1104
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:15.599
<v Speaker 2>like get off my law, and thought of like, is

1105
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:17.400
<v Speaker 2>this what the kids are doing now because of TikTok?

1106
00:51:17.400 --> 00:51:20.079
<v Speaker 2>Has TikTok made us all into like people who want

1107
00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:22.559
<v Speaker 2>to dance in tandem with other people? Is that what's happening?

1108
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:25.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't care for it.

1109
00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:26.519
<v Speaker 2>What happened to the culture?

1110
00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:29.519
<v Speaker 1>As someone who is it pro dance break? I enjoyed

1111
00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:33.519
<v Speaker 1>Dustin Milligan being really energetically bad at it. I really,

1112
00:51:33.599 --> 00:51:35.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you deserve workof of this, you really do,

1113
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:38.280
<v Speaker 1>because you are. You're very good. I didn't realize you

1114
00:51:38.280 --> 00:51:39.800
<v Speaker 1>were this good. On Shit's Creek you were good, but

1115
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:41.199
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you were this good. Yeah.

1116
00:51:41.239 --> 00:51:43.280
<v Speaker 2>I've seen him in a few things. He's always been

1117
00:51:43.480 --> 00:51:45.280
<v Speaker 2>so funny. Yeah, real quick, I want to talk a

1118
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:46.480
<v Speaker 2>little bit about Lazy Scheber.

1119
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

1120
00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:50.280
<v Speaker 2>That bitch is so good at this. She can do

1121
00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:53.599
<v Speaker 2>this shit in her sleep. She's more than one time

1122
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:55.519
<v Speaker 2>throughout the movie. She's like when he's like I love you,

1123
00:51:55.599 --> 00:51:57.679
<v Speaker 2>She's like, don't say that, and he's like, why not,

1124
00:51:57.920 --> 00:51:59.360
<v Speaker 2>I do I love you? And she's like is then

1125
00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:01.920
<v Speaker 2>she tries to the concept of love and how you

1126
00:52:01.960 --> 00:52:04.039
<v Speaker 2>can fall slowly in love with someone and you should

1127
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:06.119
<v Speaker 2>like like she did with her husband, and then like

1128
00:52:06.599 --> 00:52:08.639
<v Speaker 2>you can lose them and blah blah blah. She does

1129
00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:11.039
<v Speaker 2>this thing with her face where she does the unshed

1130
00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:15.000
<v Speaker 2>tears where yeah, she conjures up a full eye full

1131
00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:19.440
<v Speaker 2>of tears but does not shed them, will not blink

1132
00:52:19.639 --> 00:52:21.880
<v Speaker 2>as she knows. She knows the second the camera hits

1133
00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:25.519
<v Speaker 2>her that the light is gonna glint off those tears

1134
00:52:25.519 --> 00:52:27.960
<v Speaker 2>and she's gonna look incredible. And I'm like, yeah, you,

1135
00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:32.880
<v Speaker 2>my dear, are a master craftsman. You are so good

1136
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:33.239
<v Speaker 2>at this.

1137
00:52:33.440 --> 00:52:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The two of them are excellent.

1138
00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:37.000
<v Speaker 2>The two of them are excellent in very different ways.

1139
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Like he's excellent in a very he's a comedic, like

1140
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:42.320
<v Speaker 2>he's got the chops right, he's got like the timing

1141
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:45.239
<v Speaker 2>and everything, which she has is like truly like gifted

1142
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:49.599
<v Speaker 2>child actor energy where she genuinely can do anything. She's

1143
00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:51.800
<v Speaker 2>not a Meryl Streep. She's not gonna You're not gonna

1144
00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:54.239
<v Speaker 2>lose her right in the role, right like you're always

1145
00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:57.159
<v Speaker 2>gonna see Lacey Shebert. But like, fucking hell, she can

1146
00:52:57.199 --> 00:52:57.760
<v Speaker 2>do anything.

1147
00:52:58.079 --> 00:52:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1148
00:52:58.679 --> 00:53:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I take it back, because me and she is

1149
00:53:00.440 --> 00:53:03.519
<v Speaker 2>the best one in Mean Girls. Honestly, the best one,

1150
00:53:03.920 --> 00:53:06.320
<v Speaker 2>I think so I think. Oh, I think Gretchen Wiener

1151
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:07.360
<v Speaker 2>is the best one in Mean Girls.

1152
00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:11.280
<v Speaker 1>You're talking about performance wise or best like character performance wise?

1153
00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:13.639
<v Speaker 1>Uh No, I still give that to Rachel McAdams.

1154
00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:16.519
<v Speaker 2>Maje m Adams is great. But watch it again, Paul,

1155
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:20.199
<v Speaker 2>I believe, I believe her father, the inventor of toaster Strudle,

1156
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:21.079
<v Speaker 2>would agree with me.

1157
00:53:24.199 --> 00:53:26.159
<v Speaker 1>All right. So during the dance, they start doing this

1158
00:53:26.199 --> 00:53:28.719
<v Speaker 1>choreographed dance and he starts to overheat. There's an ongoing

1159
00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:31.880
<v Speaker 1>plot that like, if hot Frosty gets too hot, he

1160
00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:34.199
<v Speaker 1>starts to melt like. He doesn't deal well with heat because,

1161
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.800
<v Speaker 1>in the immortal words of Katie Mixon, he's made of snow.

1162
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:42.280
<v Speaker 1>So she takes him out into the cold night and

1163
00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:44.239
<v Speaker 1>they cool down and they almost kiss, but they don't

1164
00:53:44.280 --> 00:53:44.840
<v Speaker 1>quite kiss.

1165
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:47.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is again I started to fall in love

1166
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:50.280
<v Speaker 2>with this movie during Cougertown and now I'm like, fuck,

1167
00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:53.320
<v Speaker 2>this movie's really good. Because she goes in to kiss

1168
00:53:53.360 --> 00:53:55.840
<v Speaker 2>him and he pulls back and he's like, I don't

1169
00:53:55.840 --> 00:53:57.920
<v Speaker 2>know how much longer I'm going to be here, Like

1170
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a real person and I'm gonna melt eventually,

1171
00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:07.440
<v Speaker 2>and I'm not going to survive past the winterby Frosty melts.

1172
00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:09.159
<v Speaker 2>And he's like he looks at her and he's like,

1173
00:54:09.239 --> 00:54:11.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be someone that you love and

1174
00:54:11.239 --> 00:54:13.639
<v Speaker 2>lose again, Like you don't deserve that. And I was like,

1175
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:17.280
<v Speaker 2>what is this for me? I get why that person

1176
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:20.360
<v Speaker 2>the GQ writer cried during Hot Frosty because that shit

1177
00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:24.199
<v Speaker 2>hit me. I was like, Oh, that's real, that's real,

1178
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:26.840
<v Speaker 2>and she's like and she The funny thing is to

1179
00:54:26.840 --> 00:54:29.239
<v Speaker 2>look at Ladyshibert's face is like, Babe, I'm not gonna

1180
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:31.719
<v Speaker 2>fall in love with you. I just want I just

1181
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:33.199
<v Speaker 2>want that Hot Frosty.

1182
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:36.159
<v Speaker 1>D talk about that would melt his d right off

1183
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:37.400
<v Speaker 1>if he starts having sex with her.

1184
00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:39.639
<v Speaker 2>Also I was thinking that too. I was like, they

1185
00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:42.280
<v Speaker 2>can't actually get intimate because he will melt. But also

1186
00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:42.840
<v Speaker 2>like and I.

1187
00:54:42.800 --> 00:54:44.679
<v Speaker 1>Was getting sucked by an icicle. That's not true.

1188
00:54:44.719 --> 00:54:47.559
<v Speaker 2>Fun, that's how they said. Like everyone who touches him

1189
00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:49.239
<v Speaker 2>at any point in the movie is like, ooh, he's

1190
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:52.000
<v Speaker 2>freezing cold. Yeah, and he's like eating ice. That's how

1191
00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:54.519
<v Speaker 2>he that's all He eats his ice. And I'm like, oh,

1192
00:54:54.599 --> 00:54:56.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's like putting a dildo in the

1193
00:54:56.639 --> 00:54:58.440
<v Speaker 2>freezer and then trying to fuck yourself with it.

1194
00:54:58.480 --> 00:55:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Although you know, I've heard that as it is a thing,

1195
00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:03.159
<v Speaker 1>like I'm not even kidding. That is a thing that

1196
00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:05.239
<v Speaker 1>like it's a sense. So you know what, maybe maybe

1197
00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:07.480
<v Speaker 1>we need to be a little more, a little more

1198
00:55:07.559 --> 00:55:09.880
<v Speaker 1>sex forward, a little more sex positive. We are not

1199
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:11.199
<v Speaker 1>sex positive enough on this show.

1200
00:55:11.559 --> 00:55:13.639
<v Speaker 2>We are not. Honestly, I'm gonna I'm gonna put my

1201
00:55:13.719 --> 00:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>vibrator in the seezer and then I will i will

1202
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:19.880
<v Speaker 2>let everyone know how it works, what if it breaks?

1203
00:55:19.880 --> 00:55:24.480
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, god, damn it. Yeah, this was a mistake.

1204
00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:28.960
<v Speaker 1>So at the dance right right is where does he

1205
00:55:29.000 --> 00:55:32.000
<v Speaker 1>says this? Basically we realize that Craig Robinson, the chief

1206
00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:34.159
<v Speaker 1>of police, who is like the villain of the show.

1207
00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:36.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like a very Christmas villain, Like he's not a

1208
00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:40.800
<v Speaker 1>bad guy. He just he's over zealous local cop.

1209
00:55:41.079 --> 00:55:43.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean the genius of casting Craig Robinson in this

1210
00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:45.599
<v Speaker 2>role because it's it's it's the kind of character that

1211
00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:48.800
<v Speaker 2>like it's impossible to make you love them and but

1212
00:55:49.559 --> 00:55:52.360
<v Speaker 2>genuinely like, oh, we're gonna put the world's teddy Bear.

1213
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:55.639
<v Speaker 1>Also point of order one of the things that they're like.

1214
00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:57.639
<v Speaker 1>He once tried to arrest people from making noise in

1215
00:55:57.679 --> 00:56:00.519
<v Speaker 1>a movie theater, and I was like, I seen, where's

1216
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:01.079
<v Speaker 1>the problem.

1217
00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:04.440
<v Speaker 2>He didn't try. He actually arrested someone for unwrapping candy

1218
00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:05.119
<v Speaker 2>in a movie.

1219
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Good. Let me tell you. I went to see Gypsy

1220
00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:10.199
<v Speaker 1>this past week. You're gonna go see it on a week.

1221
00:56:10.239 --> 00:56:12.760
<v Speaker 1>We had to go in separate nights for life reasons.

1222
00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:15.119
<v Speaker 1>The person behind me at the beginning of the second

1223
00:56:15.159 --> 00:56:18.280
<v Speaker 1>act sits back down and they have gotten themselves a

1224
00:56:18.320 --> 00:56:23.840
<v Speaker 1>cocktail and they start shaking the ice. While Audra McDonald

1225
00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:27.880
<v Speaker 1>is on stage, they are shaking ice in my ear.

1226
00:56:29.039 --> 00:56:32.199
<v Speaker 1>I whip around, as does my husband, who's sitting next

1227
00:56:32.199 --> 00:56:34.280
<v Speaker 1>to me. We give him the dirtiest look and his

1228
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:38.639
<v Speaker 1>wife sees us, reaches over, grabs the thing and rips

1229
00:56:38.679 --> 00:56:42.400
<v Speaker 1>it out of his hand and we go what she goes.

1230
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:46.119
<v Speaker 1>You're annoying everybody, and it's like arrestable offense.

1231
00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:49.639
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, though, no, because that woman, that woman deserves. That

1232
00:56:49.679 --> 00:56:50.719
<v Speaker 2>woman deserves a break.

1233
00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah she is.

1234
00:56:53.039 --> 00:56:55.320
<v Speaker 2>She caught onto it that quickly. That means that she

1235
00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:58.079
<v Speaker 2>is living a life that is pretty difficult.

1236
00:56:58.360 --> 00:57:01.400
<v Speaker 1>He was also chewing the ice. He was like slurping

1237
00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:04.280
<v Speaker 1>the ice down and chewing it so everyone could hear

1238
00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:07.679
<v Speaker 1>it while Audra McDonald was on stage.

1239
00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that poor woman. Honestly, all I can

1240
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:12.599
<v Speaker 2>think about is that woman in her life.

1241
00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, if you want to hear more about Gypsy, we'll

1242
00:57:15.880 --> 00:57:18.320
<v Speaker 1>talk about it in the next Patreon. Okay, so backed

1243
00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:21.840
<v Speaker 1>out Frosty. He gets arrested. Craig Robinson locks him up.

1244
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.280
<v Speaker 1>It's very funny. He decides he's like it. He's an

1245
00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:26.400
<v Speaker 1>FBI plant because he thinks he burned his finger his

1246
00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:29.800
<v Speaker 1>fingerprints off because he's again a melting Frosty. Inside the

1247
00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:32.199
<v Speaker 1>police station, he throws him in the in the one

1248
00:57:32.280 --> 00:57:35.320
<v Speaker 1>cell at this very big town. Lacy Sabert shows up

1249
00:57:35.320 --> 00:57:37.000
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, oh my god, you have to let

1250
00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:38.719
<v Speaker 1>him out. He can't. He can't deal with the heat

1251
00:57:38.800 --> 00:57:39.119
<v Speaker 1>very well.

1252
00:57:39.199 --> 00:57:43.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, and that's congratulations, that's he nailed a shabt.

1253
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:47.360
<v Speaker 1>She can't get him out and she starts to panic.

1254
00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Craig Robinson sets bail at two thousand.

1255
00:57:49.960 --> 00:57:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Dollars, an enormous amount of money.

1256
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:54.280
<v Speaker 1>An enormous amount of money. She runs to the restaurant,

1257
00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:56.280
<v Speaker 1>and this is when everyone in town finds out that

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00:57:56.320 --> 00:57:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Hot Frosty was Cold Frosty a mere few nights ago, right,

1259
00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:01.079
<v Speaker 1>And then okay, I bet there were.

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00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:04.920
<v Speaker 2>So many notes at Netflix headquarters when the script came

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<v Speaker 2>in and the bail was set at like twenty thousand dollars, yeah,

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00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:10.880
<v Speaker 2>and they were like, yeah, that seems like a reasonable

1263
00:58:10.880 --> 00:58:12.960
<v Speaker 2>amount of money for people to have on hand, right,

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00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:16.559
<v Speaker 2>twenty thousand dollars. And then someone who's like an intern

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00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:20.679
<v Speaker 2>was like, guys, that's that's not what people make. What

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00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:23.400
<v Speaker 2>could have been at a cost ten dollars, yeah, in

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00:58:23.440 --> 00:58:26.239
<v Speaker 2>the rest of America, can we maybe lower the bail amount?

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00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:28.920
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, oh, so twenty twenty thousand is too much?

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00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Ten thousand, ten thousand, I mean I have that in

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00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:36.440
<v Speaker 2>my pockets right now. And the intern was like, it's

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00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:38.800
<v Speaker 2>a small town and she runs a diner that charges

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00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:41.079
<v Speaker 2>like a nickel for a cup of coffee. Yeah, and

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00:58:41.519 --> 00:58:43.719
<v Speaker 2>two thousand was the amount they all like settled on

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00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:46.679
<v Speaker 2>as being a quote unquote normal amount of money.

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<v Speaker 1>So she rushes to the diner. She doesn't have enough,

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00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:52.800
<v Speaker 1>but the whole town, all thirty six of them, swarmed

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00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:55.079
<v Speaker 1>the police station because they want a free Hot Frosty

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00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:58.079
<v Speaker 1>from the cell. They pass around a hat. They try

1279
00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:01.079
<v Speaker 1>to gather enough money. They're ten dollars now they're doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wonderful life.

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00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Yep. The kid that Hot Frosty saw ask this girl

1282
00:59:05.280 --> 00:59:07.599
<v Speaker 1>to the dance comes forward. He gives the last ten dollars,

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00:59:07.639 --> 00:59:12.239
<v Speaker 1>and it turns out it's Craig Robinson's son. They managed

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00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:14.679
<v Speaker 1>to drag Hot Frosty out and they drop him. They

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00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:16.800
<v Speaker 1>try to get him into a snow drift, which it

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00:59:16.840 --> 00:59:18.639
<v Speaker 1>could not look less like snow. It looks like they

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00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:20.400
<v Speaker 1>drop himTo a pile of parmesan cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a point in the movie, like after the dance,

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00:59:23.920 --> 00:59:25.920
<v Speaker 2>where he runs outside and he like throws snow on

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00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:29.440
<v Speaker 2>himself to like hew off. It genuinely looks like glitter.

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00:59:30.320 --> 00:59:33.800
<v Speaker 2>It does not look like snow at all. So he's

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00:59:33.880 --> 00:59:37.559
<v Speaker 2>lying in this snow bank. He actually dies. Yeah, And

1293
00:59:37.719 --> 00:59:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I thought they were gonna do something better with him dying.

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00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:42.559
<v Speaker 2>I thought they were gonna have him like turned back

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00:59:42.599 --> 00:59:45.960
<v Speaker 2>into a snowman and melt. Like Yeah, it's Netflix. They

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00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:48.000
<v Speaker 2>have the money. They have the money to do a

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00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:49.840
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a Like they've spent nothing on this

1298
00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:52.360
<v Speaker 2>movie already, Like this movie costs two dollars to make,

1299
00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:56.599
<v Speaker 2>the biggest expense they had was probably Lacey Shabert, So like,

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00:59:56.800 --> 00:59:58.719
<v Speaker 2>why not just throw in like a little bit of

1301
00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:02.400
<v Speaker 2>CGI money to have him like actually melt and disappear

1302
01:00:02.760 --> 01:00:05.480
<v Speaker 2>and just have the scarf at the end, Yeah, be

1303
01:00:05.679 --> 01:00:09.440
<v Speaker 2>like left on the snow. Because what happens is Dustin Milligan,

1304
01:00:09.559 --> 01:00:13.840
<v Speaker 2>human man falls down in the snow. People surround him

1305
01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:16.760
<v Speaker 2>and stare at him, and like Lazy Shibert like tries

1306
01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:19.559
<v Speaker 2>to revive him. She's and Katie Mixon does this thing

1307
01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:23.360
<v Speaker 2>where she's like I can't intubate a snowman, so Lazy

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01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:26.599
<v Speaker 2>Shibert kisses him to like revive him, and he just dies.

1309
01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:29.599
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, it's weird that he's dying in a

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01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:33.800
<v Speaker 2>human body. It's just weird. And then they all like

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01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Lazy Shabert like slowly like takes the scarf off of him,

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01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.000
<v Speaker 2>and she like walks away slowly, like like a widow's

1313
01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:42.320
<v Speaker 2>walk away, Like you know what it was, Honestly, it's

1314
01:00:42.360 --> 01:00:44.119
<v Speaker 2>that walk away at the end of West Side Story,

1315
01:00:44.599 --> 01:00:47.840
<v Speaker 2>she's like holding Tony's jacket and she's just like walk away.

1316
01:00:47.920 --> 01:00:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Katie Moxon's helping her mix and is helping her yeers

1317
01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:55.760
<v Speaker 2>up place. Yeah, they are doing West Side Story here,

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01:00:56.199 --> 01:00:58.280
<v Speaker 2>and then the rest of the town, all thirty six

1319
01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:01.119
<v Speaker 2>of them, turn around and like their back on the

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01:01:01.480 --> 01:01:04.480
<v Speaker 2>on the corpse of Hot Frosty really begs the question

1321
01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:06.719
<v Speaker 2>what are they gonna do about that? I think if

1322
01:01:06.800 --> 01:01:11.800
<v Speaker 2>someone says, let the shareff handle it. Damn his credit

1323
01:01:11.880 --> 01:01:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Craig Robinson, the sheriff, does at the end go like,

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01:01:14.119 --> 01:01:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I didn't believe it was real, Like my

1325
01:01:16.559 --> 01:01:21.880
<v Speaker 2>bad I killed Oh no, oh shit, this my actions

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01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:25.719
<v Speaker 2>have consequences. So they all turn their back and start

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01:01:25.719 --> 01:01:29.239
<v Speaker 2>walking away, so West Side Story and then and they

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01:01:29.280 --> 01:01:32.119
<v Speaker 2>hear Katie or whatever the fuck her name is. It's Katie, right,

1329
01:01:32.239 --> 01:01:37.480
<v Speaker 2>said Kathy Kathy, And they turn around and Frosty's alive.

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01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:41.119
<v Speaker 2>He's back, and she runs into his arms and she

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01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:43.360
<v Speaker 2>hugs him and he goes, I feel really weird. I

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01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:47.239
<v Speaker 2>feel like my skin feels like tingly but also it hurts,

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01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:49.920
<v Speaker 2>and he like touches his forehead and she feels like

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01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:53.599
<v Speaker 2>he's warm, and she goes, you're not frozen anymore. You're alive.

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01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Now they're doing Pinocchio.

1336
01:01:55.079 --> 01:01:57.960
<v Speaker 2>No, you're cold, that's what you're feeling. You're cold, and

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01:01:58.079 --> 01:01:59.679
<v Speaker 2>she puts the scarf back on him, and then they

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01:01:59.719 --> 01:02:00.000
<v Speaker 2>make it.

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<v Speaker 1>End of movie.

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01:02:02.039 --> 01:02:04.119
<v Speaker 2>I should know, not end of movie, because there's a

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01:02:04.119 --> 01:02:07.079
<v Speaker 2>bit at the end where way earlier in the movie

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01:02:07.079 --> 01:02:10.360
<v Speaker 2>when he's watching he's watching TV. He sees Hawaii. Yeah,

1343
01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:12.679
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, we should go there, and she's like,

1344
01:02:12.719 --> 01:02:14.599
<v Speaker 2>you would melt in a second. In Hawaii. It's all

1345
01:02:14.599 --> 01:02:16.760
<v Speaker 2>hot weather all the time. And the end of the

1346
01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:21.199
<v Speaker 2>movie they are now living together. He and she buys

1347
01:02:21.239 --> 01:02:25.280
<v Speaker 2>them both round trip tickets from New York to Hawaii.

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01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:29.199
<v Speaker 2>How much money does this woman have? Earlier in the film,

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01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:32.880
<v Speaker 2>she couldn't afford two thousand dollars bail, you know.

1350
01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:38.039
<v Speaker 1>Why, exact question? Round trip round northeast.

1351
01:02:37.639 --> 01:02:39.920
<v Speaker 2>And I'm assuming she has it. She booked a hotel.

1352
01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:41.559
<v Speaker 1>Well maybe not. He won't know.

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01:02:41.800 --> 01:02:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Hawaii is notoriously not cheap agreed.

1354
01:02:46.599 --> 01:02:49.079
<v Speaker 1>And also there is a blooper reel which which must

1355
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:50.440
<v Speaker 1>be acknowledged.

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01:02:50.039 --> 01:02:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Truly excellent blooper reel.

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01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:53.519
<v Speaker 1>And that is Hot Frosty. Do you have any like

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01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:56.039
<v Speaker 1>random observations that you want to throw out there?

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01:02:56.320 --> 01:02:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, look, this movie is way sweeter than it needed

1360
01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:02.760
<v Speaker 2>to be. Like I was so into it. Like first

1361
01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:04.679
<v Speaker 2>there's the runner where he's like, I know I'm going

1362
01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:06.239
<v Speaker 2>to die one day, and I don't want you to

1363
01:03:06.239 --> 01:03:09.559
<v Speaker 2>have to relive like losing another love, because I know

1364
01:03:09.599 --> 01:03:11.199
<v Speaker 2>how painful that was for you. And I was like,

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01:03:11.280 --> 01:03:14.480
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, what are these feelings I'm feeling during

1366
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:17.079
<v Speaker 2>Hot Frosty. And then at the end of the movie,

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01:03:17.079 --> 01:03:20.480
<v Speaker 2>they're exchanging Christmas presents and he gives her a book

1368
01:03:20.599 --> 01:03:23.159
<v Speaker 2>about like home repair, so that you can do it together.

1369
01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:25.960
<v Speaker 2>They could fix that house up together. The inscription on

1370
01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:29.280
<v Speaker 2>the book is he writes to her, I figured out

1371
01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:34.320
<v Speaker 2>who your second true love should be. It's you love Frosty.

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01:03:34.440 --> 01:03:40.760
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, don't cry, don't cry.

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01:03:42.760 --> 01:03:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a note though, don't try to fix

1374
01:03:44.840 --> 01:03:47.199
<v Speaker 1>your heater yourself. You should call the repairman for that,

1375
01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:49.199
<v Speaker 1>like you want to fix like you know, like a

1376
01:03:49.239 --> 01:03:55.559
<v Speaker 1>banister or something, maybe a chair, absolutely go crazy, roofs, heat, water,

1377
01:03:55.760 --> 01:03:58.280
<v Speaker 1>electric plumbing, get an expert in.

1378
01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because that book is very very looks like a

1379
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:04.639
<v Speaker 2>catalog on how to fix your house, and she manages

1380
01:04:04.719 --> 01:04:07.119
<v Speaker 2>to fix the whole ass heater by herself.

1381
01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:12.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there is a voiceover that opens this movie. It

1382
01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:14.480
<v Speaker 1>is only in the opening, it does not return, and

1383
01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:16.000
<v Speaker 1>it has a British accent.

1384
01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:16.960
<v Speaker 2>You're right.

1385
01:04:17.199 --> 01:04:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I literally was like, wait, is Dustin Milligan actually British?

1386
01:04:20.519 --> 01:04:23.320
<v Speaker 1>He's not Canadians Canadian I think.

1387
01:04:23.639 --> 01:04:25.920
<v Speaker 2>But also maybe, okay, that may have been a reference

1388
01:04:26.000 --> 01:04:29.280
<v Speaker 2>to another Hallmark movie or Netflix movie. Maybe maybe that's

1389
01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:32.480
<v Speaker 2>a narrator from another Netflix movie. That's my theory. If

1390
01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:34.760
<v Speaker 2>you know answer, If you know the answer to that,

1391
01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:37.039
<v Speaker 2>let us know, Like, hit us up on Instagram, let

1392
01:04:37.119 --> 01:04:38.719
<v Speaker 2>us know. The only other thing I want to talk

1393
01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:42.000
<v Speaker 2>about is the extended Pretty Woman sequence set uh set

1394
01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:45.119
<v Speaker 2>to the song pretty Woman. That is her taking him

1395
01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:48.000
<v Speaker 2>to the store and it's just them doing the scene

1396
01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:52.679
<v Speaker 2>in Pretty Woman with Richard Gear takes Julia Roberts shopping

1397
01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:55.559
<v Speaker 2>for new clothes, and it even has a moment where

1398
01:04:55.559 --> 01:05:02.000
<v Speaker 2>she she buys links that look like snowmen and they

1399
01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:04.199
<v Speaker 2>do the bit where he puts his hand in the

1400
01:05:04.199 --> 01:05:06.920
<v Speaker 2>box and she closes the box and he goes, yeah,

1401
01:05:07.079 --> 01:05:11.480
<v Speaker 2>everything about this top notch. No fucking notes.

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01:05:12.159 --> 01:05:14.519
<v Speaker 1>I only have one other observation in Hot Frosty, and

1403
01:05:14.559 --> 01:05:18.320
<v Speaker 1>it's very simply this. If you thought that Joe Latruglio

1404
01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:22.119
<v Speaker 1>could not do an impression of soup, you are wrong.

1405
01:05:24.400 --> 01:05:28.119
<v Speaker 1>He can do impressions of different kinds of soup and

1406
01:05:28.159 --> 01:05:29.119
<v Speaker 1>they are perfect.

1407
01:05:29.360 --> 01:05:32.679
<v Speaker 2>Went to NYU just saying yeah, NYU actor.

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01:05:33.039 --> 01:05:37.280
<v Speaker 1>All right, everyone, So that is our Christmas episode twenty

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01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:40.280
<v Speaker 1>twenty four. We hope everyone who is celebrating the holiday

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01:05:40.400 --> 01:05:42.760
<v Speaker 1>is having a wonderful time. We hope everyone who is

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01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:44.920
<v Speaker 1>not celebrating the holiday is having a wonderful time. We

1412
01:05:44.960 --> 01:05:47.400
<v Speaker 1>hope everyone who's literally going is it the holiday is

1413
01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:48.679
<v Speaker 1>having a wonderful time.

1414
01:05:48.920 --> 01:05:51.559
<v Speaker 2>I hope wherever you are, you got the day off

1415
01:05:51.559 --> 01:05:54.519
<v Speaker 2>of work. That's the most important thing today. I hope

1416
01:05:54.559 --> 01:05:57.519
<v Speaker 2>wherever you are, whatever you're doing, you are not at

1417
01:05:57.559 --> 01:05:59.960
<v Speaker 2>your job job. You are just fucking off and doing

1418
01:06:00.119 --> 01:06:03.960
<v Speaker 2>whatever it is you want to do. That's our Christmas

1419
01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:05.039
<v Speaker 2>holiday wish for you.

1420
01:06:05.440 --> 01:06:08.000
<v Speaker 1>And we will be back next Monday with our regularly

1421
01:06:08.039 --> 01:06:10.280
<v Speaker 1>scheduled programming. So we'll see you then.

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01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:11.599
<v Speaker 2>Happy New Year.

1423
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:20.800
<v Speaker 1>I believe it's teal Erica.

1424
01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:22.599
<v Speaker 2>It's red.

1425
01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:24.079
<v Speaker 1>Is it red?

1426
01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:26.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Okay, oh my god, are we're finding out your

1427
01:06:26.719 --> 01:06:27.280
<v Speaker 2>color blind?

1428
01:06:27.480 --> 01:06:31.440
<v Speaker 1>No? No, you're right, it is red. I got to

1429
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:33.400
<v Speaker 1>confuse something. Sorry, sorry, I gotta conve you something.

1430
01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:35.039
<v Speaker 2>Genuinely, I was like, oh my god, is this the thing?

1431
01:06:35.079 --> 01:06:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Are we going to find out your color blind? What color?

1432
01:06:37.119 --> 01:06:38.840
<v Speaker 2>What color is this? I'm just holding things up