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<v Speaker 1>Stuck at home, bored and alone. You'd think I could

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<v Speaker 1>have some fun on my own button all I called

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<v Speaker 1>af with Cecily and Stephanie. What's up, everybody? It is

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<v Speaker 1>bored a f Honestly, I'm gonna be for real, for

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<v Speaker 1>real with you guys, Like for real. This is probably

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite show to do because a lot of the

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<v Speaker 1>it's fun, it's it's chill, it's like so chill, and

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<v Speaker 1>the other shows we do depend on watching, like bad

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows, which, from your perspective as a listener, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure that's fun because you know you can just sit

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<v Speaker 1>back and watch the show on your own time and

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<v Speaker 1>listen to us make fun of it. So good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad like life works out that way for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But we have to actually watch them and take notes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, like here in ways we take notes as we

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<v Speaker 2>walk around the world. We're like, oh that's interesting, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a bord af thing. Yeah, that's a boarding.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I forget and then I, like I used to

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<v Speaker 1>do with stand up.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not write down the notes, or I'd write

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<v Speaker 2>them on an old, crumpled napkin and then throw out

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<v Speaker 2>the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I was never very organized, never I know not so

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<v Speaker 1>many times I see things like in the world and

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<v Speaker 1>I think, oh my god, like that or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it is? Actually, Oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is so this is I've been meaning to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>this anyway. Sometimes I'll see a comedian do a joke

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<v Speaker 1>like I on you know, Instagram or something, you'll you know,

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<v Speaker 1>subscribe to comics, and I'll be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's that's like I should have I should still

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<v Speaker 1>be doing stand up because oh yeah, because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>those are the kind of things that I just that

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<v Speaker 1>you and I like say in conversation to each other,

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<v Speaker 1>m hm, do you know what I mean? And I'm like, God,

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<v Speaker 1>that person is just doing that as like their stand

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<v Speaker 1>up act.

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<v Speaker 3>God.

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<v Speaker 2>But also some of them are still so and You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>why didn't I try harder? That's like all you have

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<v Speaker 2>to do is just do it. Yes, I really have

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<v Speaker 2>to do That's.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>such a waste that I was always like, ah no,

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<v Speaker 1>it has to be the greatest joke and it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>just has to be like a funny thought you have.

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<v Speaker 2>You just have to get like a facelift. Here's what

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<v Speaker 2>we have to do. We have to get a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of filler, try to look crazy young. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>I think stand up is wasted on the youth.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a thing? I think it is? These these

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<v Speaker 1>these kids these days, man, these comedians, these young comics

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<v Speaker 1>these days, they have so much confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>They have too much confidence because there's not as much

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<v Speaker 2>talent to back it up half the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But some of them are funny. Like sometimes I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and I'll be like, Oh, this person's funny. It's

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<v Speaker 1>their delivery. And then I'm like, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>had funny delivery. I'm just going to pat myself on

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<v Speaker 1>the back for a second and go, I got my

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<v Speaker 1>own jokes. I understand how to do the timing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that I thought every joke had to be the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest fucking joke that's ever been written, or I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do it. That's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I never had that problem, I mean even a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>not even a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and you're a good comedian, just.

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<v Speaker 2>A different kind of comedian because I think, my I

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<v Speaker 2>we're not going to talk about this whole thing again.

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<v Speaker 1>As we've done this million times.

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<v Speaker 2>We have talked about this so many times, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna say this, you were more of a joke writer,

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<v Speaker 2>or are more of a joke writer. And I came

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<v Speaker 2>up in the storytelling Janine garofflo age, even though you

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<v Speaker 2>did as well and you liked that stuff too, But

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<v Speaker 2>that was when I first started doing stand up. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all that you did. You told a crazy story about

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<v Speaker 2>your agent, you know what I mean. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that was my stand up. That's what I loved,

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<v Speaker 2>mom stuff, but that it was long stories. There was

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<v Speaker 2>no joke rafting really not really. Like sometimes I would

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<v Speaker 2>get together with some of my friends who I'm still

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<v Speaker 2>very good friends with, like Greg Moore and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like he's like the kind of comic and

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<v Speaker 2>he's a headlining comic now, but he actually opens for

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<v Speaker 2>Nate or GHATSI.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yes, yes, Nate Jesus Middle he opens for him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like in Europe, he went to Europe with him

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<v Speaker 2>on their like they're real good riend. He's got a

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<v Speaker 2>great career. As my point, Greg has a bunch of specials.

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<v Speaker 2>He's done really well. But he would sit for hours

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<v Speaker 2>and write and I'd be like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go drink and he's like, no, I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>like to drink that much. I've never been a big drink.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be like, what do you and then he

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<v Speaker 2>would try to get me. He used to do the

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<v Speaker 2>thing where he'd get other comics, and I think Henry

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<v Speaker 2>might have been part of that at one point, where

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<v Speaker 2>he'd want to go to the deli, like he'd want

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<v Speaker 2>to go to Green Blats like old Jewish comics and

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<v Speaker 2>write and I was so bored.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, are they going to be cute guys?

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, oh, well no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, none that you haven't already slept with could be

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<v Speaker 2>his reply. I'm like and then I would go and

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<v Speaker 2>get bored and like get like a glass some wine

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<v Speaker 2>at like two in the afternoon. I just didn't understand

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<v Speaker 2>the assignment. And now he's done very well as a comedian,

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the hard work, okay, but I'm going to push

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<v Speaker 1>back because I was like that and I am not

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<v Speaker 1>doing well as a comedian. Obviously I have doing it, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it wasn't going well. So I didn't stop, like

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<v Speaker 1>at the height of my like things are going great.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to quit while I'm ahead? Was it like that?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, Oh, this is never going to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never going to be a famous comedian. What am

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<v Speaker 1>I doing? And I think I'm going to try to

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<v Speaker 1>get a job working on a shitty TV show? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was timing out. It's timing. It was tedious. Things

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<v Speaker 1>changed in your life. You got married and had kids.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a different look for like Greg, Yes, but continue

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<v Speaker 2>you know it didn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'm not trying to like, I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to argue like against myself, but I'm just being I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just being honest. Like, No, I took it seriously. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I didn't really come up. Well. I came

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<v Speaker 1>up a little bit before you, for sure, And there

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<v Speaker 1>was there. Alternative comedy wasn't a thing when I started.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. I know you always liked it,

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<v Speaker 2>but that wasn't your thing.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure. I liked it.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a stand up way before I did, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean my first time doing stand up was ninety

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<v Speaker 2>seven or ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so and I was probably like ninety okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>assuming I moved to LA in eighty six. Yeah, probably

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<v Speaker 1>around like nineteen ninety. I started nineteen maybe even earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, yeah, maybe like right before. That doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really matter. The point is I'd been doing stand up

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<v Speaker 1>for a few years open mic nights, writing joke jokes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then later I mean, I've been doing it for

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<v Speaker 1>a while when like Jinny Garofolo came on the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>But she also had jokes when I first used to

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<v Speaker 1>see her, Like, she had a joke like the joke

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<v Speaker 1>about seeing someone at Renfair and they take themselves really

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<v Speaker 1>seriously and she's like and they're like yeah, They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, can you can you tell me what time

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<v Speaker 1>it is? And then the pray tell which is time?

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<v Speaker 1>And then she's like, listen, you're wearing a swatch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So the joke was. The joke was, where can

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<v Speaker 2>I get a diet coke? Pretty tell is a diet coke?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're wearing a swatch? Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 2>the joke, I think, yeah, or she may have changed

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<v Speaker 2>it a few times back when she would. I saw

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<v Speaker 2>her on like HBO Comedy Special in the eighties and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know that could exist, but no, you're right,

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<v Speaker 2>she did sort of have more of an act. But

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<v Speaker 2>then when the Luna Park, well Largo wasn't yet a thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but Luna Park started. That was all those guys like

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<v Speaker 2>Patten and Bob and David and they would just go

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<v Speaker 2>up and and I've said this before, but my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>was of all of them was Julia Sweeney, who told

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<v Speaker 2>the best stories. You guys know where is Pat from SNL,

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<v Speaker 2>But my god, she is the most brilliant freaking writer

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<v Speaker 2>and she's so delightful and she's who I wanted to be. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's exactly Kathy Griffin, all those people. So yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I don't know when that went away, but it

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<v Speaker 2>definitely went away.

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<v Speaker 1>But I stopped doing well. So I just wasn't doing

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<v Speaker 1>well as a comedian. It's not even that I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>doing well, but I was always just so hard on

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<v Speaker 1>myself and like always felt like I had to kill

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<v Speaker 1>or right now. And I came up, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>at a time where people like I can't even tell

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<v Speaker 1>you like the different names of the comedians, but they

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<v Speaker 1>were all kind of old school, and I just remember

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<v Speaker 1>having to go up after a lot of those people

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<v Speaker 1>and just go I just Gallagher two. Gallagher two. I

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<v Speaker 1>had to put a tarp. I had to put on

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<v Speaker 1>a tarp. And then I'd be like, you're not even

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<v Speaker 1>Gallagher one, Like why do I have to get a tarp?

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<v Speaker 1>And then nobody would Shang.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm probably I had to go after Shang on like

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<v Speaker 2>a very important thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like Aspen, like Aspen audition.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, why are you.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna put after Shang?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, we haven't talked about this. He was a

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<v Speaker 2>very high energy guy that would just like have sex

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<v Speaker 2>with a microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. He also had a thing, okay, so Craig Shoemaker head,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the love master baby, and he'd get a black

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<v Speaker 1>voice and it was so offensive and awful even back then.

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<v Speaker 1>But Shang had something where he called himself like the

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<v Speaker 1>dick master or something. Yeah, and then I would make

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<v Speaker 1>fun of him to his face because I was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of friendly with him, and he'd be like stop it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd be like, do the dick master thing. That's

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<v Speaker 1>so funny, and he'd just be like stop it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I do think there was a time where he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do that joke anymore. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be known for that. But it was like

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<v Speaker 1>too then he'd have to lapse into it because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he got to get a laugh. That

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<v Speaker 1>is good. What's Shane up to? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think? Let me look him up, let's

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<v Speaker 2>see what. Let's see. Is he still still going Sha Forbes?

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<v Speaker 2>We had a last name? Yeah, I'm pretty sure did he?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he comes up Shang Forbes. Why didn't he

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<v Speaker 2>use his last name?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just cool, Like, if your name's Shang? What what?

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<v Speaker 1>What do he got used for a name? We have

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<v Speaker 2>We have eleven mutual friends, which I would think we'd

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<v Speaker 2>be more than one? Yeah, you're one of our mutual friends. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>now this is him. He's working busy month. He says

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<v Speaker 2>he's doing Linwood. Shit, got some Fresno shows going. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's he's ruining everybody's lives like bit by bit. And

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean the audience, I mean the other fucking comics.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, that's Shang.

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<v Speaker 1>The cover of his cover is Shang is Shngry, and

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<v Speaker 1>it says the comedy special available now at Amazon Prime.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just a picture of him with like a

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say this about him. We're not really

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<v Speaker 1>He seems nice.

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<v Speaker 2>He also has an anti Trump thing, which I like,

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<v Speaker 2>like he's on the right side of things.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what I've turned around. I'm not making

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<v Speaker 1>comedians that started back then and are still doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>I live in a like like Squalor, so we're all

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<v Speaker 1>I have a I have an interesting story for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, this is this is an old yeather a round.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an old bored a f story. Right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>ready you're hanging in. You're good, Yes, you're ready. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the grove.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like never.

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<v Speaker 2>Good when it starts with the grove. All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me go back a little bit on TikTok. I

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<v Speaker 2>had seen one of those tiktoks. It's weird that like

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<v Speaker 2>the TikTok is the place that you see the TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you're on TikTok and you're like, what am

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<v Speaker 1>I going to come across here?

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, yeah, but you're gonna come across talks

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<v Speaker 2>like saying I'm watched TV and one of the TVs,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the TVs I watched.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, wait what, but that's what it is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So one of those stupid tux was one of those

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<v Speaker 2>things of like, you know, I'm going to do everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I can to not get botox. I have it scheduled actually.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm really scared for some dumb reason, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to go into that.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been to it, literally, talking about that with you

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<v Speaker 1>for since we year started this show. You've been five

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<v Speaker 1>years you've been talking about should I get botox? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Or should? And yes is the answer? So but I

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<v Speaker 1>have not well five years ago it wasn't the answer,

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<v Speaker 1>but now yes, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>A hundred percent, no question, I mean not even a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a question. I would Okay, that's I

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<v Speaker 2>could go on so many threads on this, but so

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<v Speaker 2>I I see this TikTok and it's one of those things.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called you've seen these that ill maciage. You've seen those.

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<v Speaker 1>The makeup.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they have makeup and they have all kinds of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But one of the things they have is quite magical.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's this little thing, this little tube of liquid

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<v Speaker 2>and you basically painted over your lines on your face

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<v Speaker 2>and like it absorbs in and somehow like literally gets

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<v Speaker 2>rid of the lines on your face in real time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, well, maybe I'll order that. I'm not I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like ordering things online, you know, I like to

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<v Speaker 2>test everything out, don't make decisions very well.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, maybe I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>But then another because I looked at that TikTok, a

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<v Speaker 2>different TikTok popped up of something called like doctor Peter

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<v Speaker 2>Roth or whatever, you know that line.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's some kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Line of makeup creams, whatever, And they had a similar

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<v Speaker 2>thing and they showed this TikTok is like the viral trend.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch for yourself. So I watch and this lady paints

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<v Speaker 2>this stuff on her like eleven on her forehead and

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<v Speaker 2>goes away, and I'm like, what, that's not pop, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go to the Grove and I go to Sephora,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, do you have you seen the

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok where they make the lines go away and they're like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got it. Come this way. I follow the lady

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<v Speaker 2>to where this stuff is, this cream. She's like, let's

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<v Speaker 2>try it. Let's do it. Here's how you do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You take a tiny bit and you put it on

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<v Speaker 2>your eleven, on your the wrinkles on your forehead, and

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<v Speaker 2>you just keep making like an upward motion with your

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<v Speaker 2>finger until it dries. Right, and she goes, do it

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<v Speaker 2>like this. Watch she goes, first, watch this TikTok on

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<v Speaker 2>how to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that. We did it together. I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>I look in the mirror and Stephanie, it's the most

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<v Speaker 2>amazing thing I've ever seen. Like everything's got, the line

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<v Speaker 2>is gone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a perfect like a like a baby's face, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like a baby's forehead.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I'm like, oh my god, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>This just exists on your shelf. And she's like yep.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, okay, how much fifty bucks. She's

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<v Speaker 2>getting it ready, we're bagging it. We're doing the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're walking over to the bags. I look into the

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<v Speaker 2>mirror as I get to the near the checkout. There's

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<v Speaker 2>mirrors all over Sephora, and where that once was, where

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<v Speaker 2>it was perfectly smooth, is now like a square of

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<v Speaker 2>white chalk that is literally falling off my face. Like

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<v Speaker 2>imagine just a white square and it's just flaking off

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<v Speaker 2>my face. So I was like, oh, she goes, Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>that is one of the side effects.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna tell I have this stuff. It's very similar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called like flexiderm or something. It's the same idea

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<v Speaker 1>that I got and I bought it because somebody turned

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<v Speaker 1>me onto it and I yes, and it like like

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<v Speaker 1>I can't explain it. You explained it better than I can,

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<v Speaker 1>but it like looks like it's peeling off sort of

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<v Speaker 1>in a weird way. It's sort of unwearable to us.

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<v Speaker 1>And the lady, the lady, bless.

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<v Speaker 2>Her heart, she's just doing her job to sell things,

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<v Speaker 2>but she was really trying to make she was going

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<v Speaker 2>so fast so that I wouldn't see it because when

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, oh, like, it was more like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't work on your skin type. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh damn it that mirror. Because I really was just

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to get the I cream.

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<v Speaker 1>I was down. I couldn't believe this miracle thing, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I just I looked at her like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you shitting? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean I was like, come on, and I

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<v Speaker 2>go and then she's like yeah, And I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to meet a friend and I go, do you have

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<v Speaker 2>like a cotton ball that I can white? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>this is like I can't even go where I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>with this. Okay, yeah, let's get this off your face.

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<v Speaker 2>So she gets it off.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she was gonna sell it to you, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>knowing looking at me only because I saw here. Did

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<v Speaker 1>she she lose that sale? And so finally there was

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<v Speaker 1>a guy she was doing it, and this guy kind

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<v Speaker 1>of linger. He also worked there, and he was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of watching this whole thing unfold.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know, you know, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what he I'm going to do an impression,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm not like making fun of him.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was there and I just looked at him like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him a look like what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, I go, so I just have to

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<v Speaker 2>get botox, right, And he's like, yes, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>He even knew.

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<v Speaker 2>He probably felt bad that we're going through this rigamogamarole yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Queen's honey, honey girl, honey boo boo. Yeah, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>get around the And I've had this conversation with my

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<v Speaker 2>last thing I'm gonna say and then I'll be quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>But I texted one of my well, this is your show,

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<v Speaker 1>this is your show, girl, our show.

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<v Speaker 2>But I had texted one of my mom's friends because

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<v Speaker 2>they all look fabulous in Dallas in their eighties, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, how do you what cream do you use?

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, slipiller, filler, yes, facelip, And she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you keep asking me this every couple of years. You

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<v Speaker 2>ask me this and I tell you the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the doctor's name, here's the like, here's where, here's

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<v Speaker 2>the MEDSPA. Like, you can't there's no cream that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to do it? No, I mean, why can't I.

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<v Speaker 1>Get that through my stupid, stupid, ugly wrinkled head. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say something here, and you're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to like it because you're just because you're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like you're going to go that's not true. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>because the reason why you're having all this trouble is

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<v Speaker 1>because you're not at the place where your wrinkles are

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<v Speaker 1>show enough for you to like every time you see them,

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh my god, I'm so wrinkled. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>just like your your vegan name between Yeah, you're Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're still little, even though you're you're of the age

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<v Speaker 1>where a lot of people have been begetting botox for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years. Your skin looks good. So I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>why you're a little bit in denial of like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't like some days I still have good days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's the eleven. The other stuff is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have such a prominent eleven that I can

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<v Speaker 2>see it in every picture.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can get your elevens done pretty cheaply if

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<v Speaker 1>that's all you want to do. All I want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe somebody tried to have me. They

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<v Speaker 1>tried to take All I want to do is zoom

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<v Speaker 1>a zoom zoom zoom in a boom boom.

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<v Speaker 2>You've said that before to me, and I do feel

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<v Speaker 2>like sometimes I don't take you seriously when you say that,

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<v Speaker 2>but you have set you like that is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Through line for you.

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<v Speaker 3>That is something why if you you've worked in retail right, yes, No,

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<v Speaker 3>I literally just lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did I just go, yes, yes I have, I

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<v Speaker 1>have not because I think I resumed very quickly. My

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<v Speaker 1>brain did this thing where I was like, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>every job, Yes I have. I'm sure I have. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like that I took a second to go, actually, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never worked in retail.

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<v Speaker 2>You never worked for like a clothing place. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're so lucky. I was so bad at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was also fifteen. I had to be dropped off

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<v Speaker 2>of that job. I didn't have a license.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't this didn't you have to bring a clear Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>It was at the limited.

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<v Speaker 2>They did not trust us, and also we had to

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<v Speaker 2>wear their clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just bought one outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm not spending all my money that I

421
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<v Speaker 2>made like five dollars an hour, I'm not spending it

422
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<v Speaker 2>on your weird shirts.

423
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<v Speaker 1>So I just wore the same I bought. Like.

424
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<v Speaker 2>They were like, can you get like a cute dress

425
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<v Speaker 2>or something to wear to work? I was like no,

426
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<v Speaker 2>I was being very Diane Key. I like bought these

427
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<v Speaker 2>weird khaki pants and a button down. It was not cute,

428
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<v Speaker 2>it was very Dilbert. And that's what I insisted. And

429
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<v Speaker 2>then I didn't really wash it very much. That like

430
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<v Speaker 2>smelled really bad, right, right? Did you get like one

431
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<v Speaker 2>more outfit to wear?

432
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<v Speaker 1>Nope?

433
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<v Speaker 2>But I also hated lying to people like this is

434
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<v Speaker 2>these jeans look good? I'm like, no, I really so

435
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<v Speaker 2>you would tell them the truth? No, I would not.

436
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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm a pleaser. I just hated lying. I

437
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<v Speaker 2>would lie, but I didn't like it. I was like, oh, no,

438
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<v Speaker 2>like you may everyone look so good?

439
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<v Speaker 1>What see? I would probably just be like, well, yeah,

440
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I probably I probably would lie as well.

441
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<v Speaker 1>But I also but I feel like maybe I would

442
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<v Speaker 1>avoid lying, and then just if I got in trouble

443
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<v Speaker 1>for not lying, I would just be like, no, I

444
00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:33.960
<v Speaker 1>was trying to upsell to something more expensive. Mm hmmm,

445
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<v Speaker 1>you know I'd come up with a thing. Well that's

446
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<v Speaker 1>kind of our show. I think what I was just

447
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<v Speaker 1>that actually just reminded me of something that I was

448
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<v Speaker 1>going to tell you. No, we are not at a time.

449
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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even a little bit out of time. I'm kidding.

450
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<v Speaker 1>I'm joking. I'm looking at it. I see it. I know,

451
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<v Speaker 1>I see you, I see you time, I see what

452
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<v Speaker 1>you're doing. I was gonna say, but it was so

453
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<v Speaker 1>wait retail, lying to people, thinking you might lie to

454
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<v Speaker 1>people not working at the limited.

455
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<v Speaker 2>I was skulking too, imagine this. I was not comfortable

456
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<v Speaker 2>in my skin, like really not comfortable. I had a

457
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<v Speaker 2>jew fro, I had like bad skin. I mean, I

458
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<v Speaker 2>really did not want to talk to people. I was

459
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<v Speaker 2>not I did not feel like I was. Yeah, but

460
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<v Speaker 2>they hired you. Who knows why. I'm good at the interview.

461
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<v Speaker 2>I guess I can put on a little show, but

462
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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to know. I hate that shit.

463
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<v Speaker 1>When did you decide that you wanted to? Oh, I

464
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<v Speaker 1>think you've told I mean, you've told me this before,

465
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<v Speaker 1>but like you, did you ever think about doing stand

466
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<v Speaker 1>up when you were younger? Not really?

467
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<v Speaker 2>Weirdly, not really because I loved stand up. I loved

468
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<v Speaker 2>like the whole medium. I thought it was amazing and

469
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<v Speaker 2>I was But no, I thought I was going to

470
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<v Speaker 2>be this very famous actress, right. I thought I was

471
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<v Speaker 2>going to be a Broadway star. And then I realized

472
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<v Speaker 2>that I really could not sing more dance, and then sing,

473
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<v Speaker 2>I can't really. I mean maybe at one there was

474
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<v Speaker 2>maybe five years that I could sing, but I when

475
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<v Speaker 2>I listen back, it's it's pretty bad. It's pretty cringe.

476
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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I want that would be my dream. If

477
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<v Speaker 2>I had any dream of being anything, it would be

478
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<v Speaker 2>to be able to like sing same amazingly.

479
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, really like you. I fantasize about it. Yeah, I

480
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<v Speaker 1>always wanted to be able to sing, but I can't

481
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<v Speaker 1>sing at all. Who would the voice be? Who would

482
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<v Speaker 1>the voice be that you would choose if you could

483
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<v Speaker 1>have anyone's voice? Let's try. I was going to joke. No,

484
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<v Speaker 1>I was going to make a joke for the only

485
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<v Speaker 1>jokes I could think of were actually good singers, to

486
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<v Speaker 1>which you'd be like, oh, like I was like barbar

487
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<v Speaker 1>streisand but then of course she actually was like an

488
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<v Speaker 1>amazing scene. I just like want to rule man's raspy

489
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<v Speaker 1>like that. I just feel like.

490
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<v Speaker 2>And I want we'd want to sing in cursive, just

491
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<v Speaker 2>automatically without having to try, right right?

492
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like.

493
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<v Speaker 4>Darn y're all out things round?

494
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<v Speaker 1>Could you tell me, like your very first time going

495
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<v Speaker 1>on stage what your experience was.

496
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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we have talked about that, and if

497
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<v Speaker 2>we have, we don't remember, so fuck it. It was awesome. Well,

498
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<v Speaker 2>I'd gone on stage before because I had done a

499
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<v Speaker 2>lot of like monologuing. Remember, because I went to the

500
00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:43.839
<v Speaker 2>performing arts high school, so I in a way you

501
00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:46.799
<v Speaker 2>could call the monologue about suicide stand up.

502
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<v Speaker 1>I call it that. Never forget that a camp. But

503
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<v Speaker 1>like your first time, like at a club, Like at

504
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<v Speaker 1>a club, nobody knew it was going to be for

505
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<v Speaker 1>sure supportive.

506
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<v Speaker 2>The first time I did stand up was i'd seen

507
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<v Speaker 2>an ad in like the La Weekly at for like

508
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<v Speaker 2>an open mic at Nora Cafe in Santa Monica, nor

509
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<v Speaker 2>and I.

510
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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm sorry.

511
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I think it was called Nora Cafe, but I

512
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<v Speaker 2>could be wrong about that, but I'm almost positive. And

513
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<v Speaker 2>I had my I was nineteen ninety seven maybe, and

514
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:22.720
<v Speaker 2>I was pretty fresh to LA and I had my

515
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<v Speaker 2>shitty car. And I didn't tell a single person, didn't

516
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<v Speaker 2>know a single person doing stand up.

517
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<v Speaker 1>Was like, brave is pretty brave. I was just like,

518
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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go brave. Yeah.

519
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<v Speaker 2>I didn't, didn't go with a friend, didn't just just

520
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<v Speaker 2>went down there, found parking. It was a coffee shop,

521
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<v Speaker 2>so I was a little bummed. I couldn't get like

522
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<v Speaker 2>a beer or something. I was like, okay, all right,

523
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<v Speaker 2>I'm caffeinated. Put my I put my number. They drew

524
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<v Speaker 2>my number.

525
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<v Speaker 1>But had you went out in an act? Yes, I'd worked, Yes,

526
00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:50.720
<v Speaker 1>I had a stand up act ready to go.

527
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<v Speaker 2>I'd written jokes by yourself. Yes, you run jokes by

528
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<v Speaker 2>yourself one hundred percent. Didn't know comics.

529
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<v Speaker 1>What was your process? Like? Did you sit and so?

530
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<v Speaker 1>I mean you never took a class or read a

531
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<v Speaker 1>book about it. You just sat down and were like, okay. Concept.

532
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<v Speaker 2>From my memory, I had been going to see a

533
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<v Speaker 2>lot of stand up. I'd been going to Luna Park

534
00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:15.319
<v Speaker 2>and I was really inspired. So I just kept writing

535
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<v Speaker 2>down story ideas, so I had I still have all

536
00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:20.440
<v Speaker 2>those notebooks actually because I can't throw anything away, So

537
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<v Speaker 2>I have the bullet I find them. I have like

538
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:24.559
<v Speaker 2>the bullet points, and sometimes I would just write it

539
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<v Speaker 2>all out like all squigly.

540
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<v Speaker 1>So I go down and do it. It's like seven

541
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<v Speaker 1>minutes or something.

542
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<v Speaker 2>It goes great, like it got a huge response, especially

543
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<v Speaker 2>for an open mic of other comics basically and in

544
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<v Speaker 2>the audience. Also performing that night was tig It was

545
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<v Speaker 2>my first time doing stand up and she was like you,

546
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<v Speaker 2>so she befriended me, and she did not believe that

547
00:25:48.279 --> 00:25:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I'd never done it, and I was like, I swear

548
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<v Speaker 2>to God. And then we were friends. And then she

549
00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:53.839
<v Speaker 2>told me, She's like, okay, you got to go here,

550
00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:57.359
<v Speaker 2>you got to call this person. She like hooked up

551
00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:01.319
<v Speaker 2>the rest and that was it. Then I like started

552
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<v Speaker 2>going to the improv and I think, oh, somebody told

553
00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:05.839
<v Speaker 2>me about some show at the Comedy Store, and you

554
00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:07.319
<v Speaker 2>just all you had to do is show up once

555
00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:11.920
<v Speaker 2>in your twenties back then and you just remember, well.

556
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<v Speaker 1>There was an open mic night. I want to say

557
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<v Speaker 1>Monday nights where you could where you could sign up

558
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<v Speaker 1>at the Comedy Store. Oh I didn't, or Tuesday nights,

559
00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:24.160
<v Speaker 1>that's we're open mic night. You did Peterson's though, right,

560
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<v Speaker 1>I never did Peterson's. The Coffee I didn't either, since coffee, No,

561
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<v Speaker 1>I think that was a little either past my time

562
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<v Speaker 1>or you know what I mean. Like I just wasn't

563
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<v Speaker 1>in that group that was like Jane, Edith Wilson, Andy Kendler.

564
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<v Speaker 2>I think I think maybe yeah, Gary Lucy, Yeah, I

565
00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:44.599
<v Speaker 2>think that's where they probably met right doing all that,

566
00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:46.440
<v Speaker 2>But I didn't even know she did stand up.

567
00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:49.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for years, totally forgotten that.

568
00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:52.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well now we're just having a car sometimes on

569
00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:54.680
<v Speaker 2>board AF we do forget that we're doing a show.

570
00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:57.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what about was like, hold on a second,

571
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<v Speaker 2>I've got to go talk to my neighbors on hold up,

572
00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:02.160
<v Speaker 2>hold up?

573
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<v Speaker 1>So your first time? What happened your first time? My

574
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<v Speaker 1>first time was I had wanted to do it for

575
00:27:09.039 --> 00:27:11.880
<v Speaker 1>so long. Okay, I was temping, So I was going

576
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<v Speaker 1>to these horrible jobs through Apple One Temp Services, Apple Temps,

577
00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:19.119
<v Speaker 1>and I'd be like at a reception job. But I

578
00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:22.680
<v Speaker 1>had a roommate. His name was Bruce Chorney. It still

579
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:25.759
<v Speaker 1>is Bruce Jorney. I still am friends with him on Facebook.

580
00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Super nice guy. He had moved out out here from

581
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<v Speaker 1>Pittsburgh and he was good friends with another comedian named

582
00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:38.759
<v Speaker 1>Billy Elmer at the time, and he so I told him,

583
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<v Speaker 1>I really want to do stand up. I did everything

584
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>but do stand up. I was friends with comedians, I

585
00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:49.440
<v Speaker 1>cocktail waitressed at comedy clubs. I just was so wanting

586
00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:52.039
<v Speaker 1>to be a comedian, but I was too scared shitless

587
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:56.480
<v Speaker 1>to try it. So my roommate I gave him. I

588
00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:58.920
<v Speaker 1>sat in my living room and I told him all

589
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<v Speaker 1>of my concepts for jokes. I was like, you know,

590
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<v Speaker 1>when I go to the gym, which was called Bally's

591
00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:07.799
<v Speaker 1>health spot. At the time, I was like, when I

592
00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.079
<v Speaker 1>go to Bally's. They used to have at Bally's a

593
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:16.039
<v Speaker 1>women's section, a men's section, and then a co ed section.

594
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<v Speaker 1>And my concept was I'm like, it's just so stupid,

595
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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want to work out in the co

596
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<v Speaker 1>ed section because then like they're going to be like, well,

597
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<v Speaker 1>why is she here? You know, it's going to seem

598
00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:31.640
<v Speaker 1>like I'm like hitting on guys. And so he wrote

599
00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:35.440
<v Speaker 1>the punchline, so I just work out on the men's

600
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<v Speaker 1>side so people know why I'm here. And then and

601
00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:42.480
<v Speaker 1>he did that with all of my concepts. He was

602
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:45.119
<v Speaker 1>an amazing writer. So I would give am i'ld go

603
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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, okay, that's funny that I'd be how

604
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<v Speaker 1>about this, you know, and then it would just be

605
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:53.880
<v Speaker 1>something else. Oh I had a thing about how oh

606
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<v Speaker 1>my god, this is like this is so stupid. But

607
00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:58.440
<v Speaker 1>part of the joke about the health club was like,

608
00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:03.559
<v Speaker 1>then I'll drive around the parking lot for so long

609
00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:06.119
<v Speaker 1>trying to find the very closest spot before I go

610
00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:08.599
<v Speaker 1>work out for an hour. And then he was like, yeah, so,

611
00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:10.920
<v Speaker 1>but you know what, I came up with a but

612
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:14.039
<v Speaker 1>it's so stupid. Now I just park as far away

613
00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:15.960
<v Speaker 1>as I want to and I just take the shuttle.

614
00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:20.240
<v Speaker 1>That was the joke. But so I had two minutes

615
00:29:20.599 --> 00:29:23.519
<v Speaker 1>two minutes, and then I went and practiced it all

616
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the time at all my jobs. I would like go

617
00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:27.359
<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom and like I would say it to myself.

618
00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:29.240
<v Speaker 1>I would sit in an office. I would just say

619
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<v Speaker 1>it over and over and over. And then I went

620
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:35.839
<v Speaker 1>to this club in Westwood called Yesterday's where you could

621
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<v Speaker 1>sign up. It was an open mic. You put your

622
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:42.000
<v Speaker 1>name on a list. The first time I went. The

623
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:45.119
<v Speaker 1>first two times I did not get called, so it

624
00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:47.160
<v Speaker 1>was like a random like they put all the names

625
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>in a hat and then they would just call them out.

626
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<v Speaker 1>And then I think that the guy had said because

627
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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get chosen, so he was like, next week,

628
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<v Speaker 1>I'll put you up for sure. And so I had

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<v Speaker 1>like six rum and cokes in me. I could not

630
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<v Speaker 1>get drunk. I was so nervous. I just kept drinking,

631
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:06.720
<v Speaker 1>but I was still very sober. And then I went

632
00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:10.680
<v Speaker 1>on stage and I just did my I remember thinking

633
00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:13.119
<v Speaker 1>that it was like doing it in a blackout because

634
00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:16.240
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't drunk up, but I just felt like I

635
00:30:16.240 --> 00:30:19.519
<v Speaker 1>felt like I was in high altitude. I was so nervous.

636
00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:23.039
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't look at anybody, but I got laughs I'm

637
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.640
<v Speaker 1>not sure, and it was like a drug. And I went,

638
00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:30.119
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I know that was the best thing

639
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:32.960
<v Speaker 1>that's ever happened to me. And then I was off

640
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:35.039
<v Speaker 1>to the races. I did it like every night.

641
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:38.880
<v Speaker 2>My first joke that I when I did that open mic,

642
00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:40.160
<v Speaker 2>So the first I don't know if it was the

643
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:41.720
<v Speaker 2>first shook I wrote, but the first one that I

644
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:45.640
<v Speaker 2>did on stage was and it's so specific. It's not

645
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:48.119
<v Speaker 2>like a joke that anybody could use. I mean, it

646
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:50.799
<v Speaker 2>was like I was like, is it bad? I just go,

647
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:53.279
<v Speaker 2>is it bad if you see your agent as an

648
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:54.880
<v Speaker 2>extra on Days of Our Lives?

649
00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:56.720
<v Speaker 1>And it was just a true story.

650
00:30:56.759 --> 00:30:58.279
<v Speaker 2>And then I told the story about how I saw

651
00:30:58.279 --> 00:31:01.799
<v Speaker 2>my commercial agent in the background of a scene on

652
00:31:01.920 --> 00:31:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Days of Our Lives and I asked him about it

653
00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.759
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, oh, guy's got to work, right, So

654
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I guess there is kind of a joke there, meaning

655
00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:11.599
<v Speaker 2>that I'm not bringing in any money as a as

656
00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:13.119
<v Speaker 2>as his talent.

657
00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:15.559
<v Speaker 1>I feel like he's like a joke would kind of

658
00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:18.559
<v Speaker 1>be like, well, he's obviously able to get some people work.

659
00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:21.240
<v Speaker 1>But I didn't even think of that.

660
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:23.759
<v Speaker 2>I just told the story. I didn't like ever really

661
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:25.720
<v Speaker 2>think about like the you know what I mean. I

662
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:27.680
<v Speaker 2>just told the story and then that got to laugh

663
00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:29.759
<v Speaker 2>because I just saw him at the back. And then

664
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:32.000
<v Speaker 2>back then I found I told you, I found all

665
00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:34.799
<v Speaker 2>my VHS tapes and I got a contraption that I

666
00:31:34.839 --> 00:31:39.000
<v Speaker 2>could transfer my old stand up tapes even like first time.

667
00:31:39.119 --> 00:31:40.640
<v Speaker 2>That one I don't have first time, but like the

668
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:44.559
<v Speaker 2>first year. So every little shitty said I used to film,

669
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:46.680
<v Speaker 2>so I now have that on my computer. And I

670
00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:50.039
<v Speaker 2>used to have the strongest like back then, my Texas

671
00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>accent was so strong.

672
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:55.359
<v Speaker 1>So that's so weird too to see myself at age twenty.

673
00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:59.799
<v Speaker 2>Seven with the Texas accent doing these jokes, like it's like,

674
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:01.319
<v Speaker 2>who is this person?

675
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:07.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm not recognizable? So fun, I mean, those that was

676
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:11.480
<v Speaker 1>such an intense time. I feel like no I would

677
00:32:11.480 --> 00:32:14.480
<v Speaker 1>go I would do stand up. I had guts back then,

678
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:17.480
<v Speaker 1>and I would just go up wherever. We would drive

679
00:32:18.279 --> 00:32:22.599
<v Speaker 1>an hour to go to some fair where you'd go

680
00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:25.480
<v Speaker 1>on after all the regular entertainment and you'd have to

681
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:27.400
<v Speaker 1>just be like it would be and no one would

682
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:30.519
<v Speaker 1>be around. But like the other comedians I did. I

683
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:34.880
<v Speaker 1>remember driving a Fullerton and doing some gig where we

684
00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:37.960
<v Speaker 1>literally stood on top of a giant speaker and just

685
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>shouted our act at people just wherever you just go

686
00:32:41.759 --> 00:32:44.559
<v Speaker 1>drive to, like a sports bar, and Pug Penson used

687
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.880
<v Speaker 1>to come around come with me. I was a full

688
00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:50.960
<v Speaker 1>on open micer when Pug was like, be decided he

689
00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:56.160
<v Speaker 1>was my best friend. That's sweet. Though, Then you'd start

690
00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:58.599
<v Speaker 1>getting these gigs where you'd make you'd have to drive

691
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:00.839
<v Speaker 1>like a full on, like hour and a half. I

692
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:04.039
<v Speaker 1>did twenty five dollars and he goes with you. Yep,

693
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:10.480
<v Speaker 1>that's nice. Well, sure he had a massive crush on me.

694
00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:14.720
<v Speaker 1>He just did not ever tell me because he was scaled.

695
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:18.559
<v Speaker 1>He was a skewed a baby, you do what's skeoed. Yeah,

696
00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:21.680
<v Speaker 1>he still is, just scare the little baby still loves you.

697
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.400
<v Speaker 2>But I think that's kind of sweet actually, because I

698
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:26.640
<v Speaker 2>guess maybe it's all relative, because there's so many guys

699
00:33:26.680 --> 00:33:28.920
<v Speaker 2>that don't support you at all. Like at least this guy,

700
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:31.519
<v Speaker 2>at least he thought you were funny. At least he

701
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:33.880
<v Speaker 2>liked the right things about you, and not just some idiot.

702
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:35.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I never thought I was funny. I

703
00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:40.359
<v Speaker 1>don't recall him telling me I'm funny.

704
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I told you this, I told you this. I asked

705
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:45.480
<v Speaker 2>him when when we had our thing, when we were dating,

706
00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:47.319
<v Speaker 2>I said, can you give me two compliments? Because you

707
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:50.920
<v Speaker 2>would never give me compliments. So I literally emailed that

708
00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:52.400
<v Speaker 2>to him. I was like, I'm having a bad day.

709
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:56.079
<v Speaker 2>I need two compliments. And he wrote back, you're something

710
00:33:56.160 --> 00:33:58.720
<v Speaker 2>like you're cute. No, he just wrote, you're smart, and

711
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:01.559
<v Speaker 2>you're white hot like meaning like red hot, but.

712
00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:04.240
<v Speaker 1>No, meaning you're white. You really liked that about.

713
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Your Caucasian here's what it is, Caucasian, and you're not fat. Congrats.

714
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:13.079
<v Speaker 2>He did not say that. We are not saying that.

715
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie said it. That's not my fault and I cancel me.

716
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:17.679
<v Speaker 1>But no, but I was.

717
00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:20.800
<v Speaker 2>I felt really sad because he didn't say I was funny.

718
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:24.159
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that funny in and of itself? Like I was like,

719
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:25.159
<v Speaker 2>really hurt.

720
00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Well it's because he's shitty, because he's an asshole.

721
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, he wasn't being an a I mean, I asked

722
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:33.880
<v Speaker 2>for two compliments. I can't choose what the compliments are

723
00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:35.480
<v Speaker 2>to be fair, but that's what I but.

724
00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:38.400
<v Speaker 1>It does mean that he was sleeping with a comedian

725
00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:41.480
<v Speaker 1>who he probably didn't think was that funny, or who

726
00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:44.920
<v Speaker 1>he never saw he was withholding and wouldn't tell you

727
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:49.639
<v Speaker 1>you were funny. Yes, I mean I was dating these

728
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:52.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, and we've definitely talked about this before and

729
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:55.000
<v Speaker 1>read journal entries about it. But I would date these

730
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.039
<v Speaker 1>comedians and they were not interested. They were just interested

731
00:34:59.079 --> 00:35:02.320
<v Speaker 1>in me telling them they were funny, but they were

732
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:06.280
<v Speaker 1>not interested in watch coming and watching me do a set.

733
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.519
<v Speaker 1>They would make me go watch their sets with them, yep,

734
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:12.480
<v Speaker 1>And I would, and I would feel very honored and

735
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.519
<v Speaker 1>I would go with like and be like, oh my god,

736
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:17.760
<v Speaker 1>you were so funny and I love this about your

737
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:20.079
<v Speaker 1>set and I love this and this joke. And then

738
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:22.320
<v Speaker 1>they would never offer to come with me, and if

739
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:24.519
<v Speaker 1>they did, they would just be totally quiet afterwards.

740
00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, yes, yes, Or I had the ones

741
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:31.239
<v Speaker 2>that were sometimes they were like that but also jealous.

742
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:34.280
<v Speaker 2>It was fun where it was like he never we

743
00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:35.920
<v Speaker 2>never talked about my stuff whatever. And then I got

744
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Montreal and he'd been doing it ten more years than

745
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:40.920
<v Speaker 2>I had, and I got just for just for laughs,

746
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:44.800
<v Speaker 2>and he was furious, like fuming. Couldn't even hide it.

747
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I just couldn't hide it. And yeah, people say the

748
00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:51.800
<v Speaker 2>comics say the darnedest things.

749
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:56.199
<v Speaker 1>Comedy man, Dude, you know comedians are not the best

750
00:35:56.199 --> 00:35:58.760
<v Speaker 1>people to date, and that's going to be a crazy

751
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:01.719
<v Speaker 1>You could take that you, you can take that advice

752
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:02.159
<v Speaker 1>with you.

753
00:36:03.079 --> 00:36:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I would say I think number one people to date

754
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:09.880
<v Speaker 2>is musicians because here's why. They don't have any diseases.

755
00:36:10.199 --> 00:36:14.039
<v Speaker 2>They're super consistent, they have no addiction issues. Would you

756
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:14.599
<v Speaker 2>agree with that?

757
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Like musicians, I would say that that's that's for sure.

758
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:23.079
<v Speaker 1>Also probably puppeteers. I would totally date a puppeteer.

759
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:26.199
<v Speaker 2>Now, I think, do you want to hear something really

760
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.840
<v Speaker 2>terrible that I just realized about myself. I will not

761
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:31.239
<v Speaker 2>go out with someone on like an online dating app

762
00:36:31.280 --> 00:36:33.679
<v Speaker 2>if they use the word in any way to describe themselves,

763
00:36:33.719 --> 00:36:35.400
<v Speaker 2>like trying to trying.

764
00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:36.599
<v Speaker 1>To reach their goals.

765
00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:39.719
<v Speaker 2>If they use the word goals g O A LS

766
00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:41.039
<v Speaker 2>in the dating app, I'm out?

767
00:36:41.199 --> 00:36:44.159
<v Speaker 1>Is that weird? Like, well, why what do you?

768
00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:47.039
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you an example? Yeah, please do back example.

769
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let me see if I can call it up.

770
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:52.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, just like what a weird place like, Hey,

771
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:55.800
<v Speaker 2>it'll like on Hinge it'll have like an about me section,

772
00:36:56.199 --> 00:36:58.119
<v Speaker 2>you know, like they'll describe themselves and they'll be like,

773
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:00.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm just looking for someone who's just like always looking.

774
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:06.440
<v Speaker 1>To reach their goals. Would you date that guy? Oh,

775
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:09.639
<v Speaker 1>you would not date that guy? I guess. I just like,

776
00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:11.519
<v Speaker 1>what do they mean, Like you're trying to like you're

777
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:14.119
<v Speaker 1>running marathons and trying to beat.

778
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Your personal time. Like what kind of goal? Any goals?

779
00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Is weird to say in your dating app? That's like

780
00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:24.800
<v Speaker 2>such a business speak. Yeah, I guess so unless they're

781
00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:27.840
<v Speaker 2>used to date, unless they're scared because they've dated women

782
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:33.480
<v Speaker 2>or men depending on their inclination, who had like no goal,

783
00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Like who were just like, Yeah, I just like to

784
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:36.079
<v Speaker 2>you know.

785
00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't have any goals. I don't want you know,

786
00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't want anyone looking at my goals. I don't

787
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:44.840
<v Speaker 1>like the word goals. I think it's weird. I just don't.

788
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:47.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't why because you do have goals and because

789
00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:50.840
<v Speaker 1>you work so hard. Well, my friend, my friend and

790
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I hate my friend had a very funny thing about

791
00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:55.719
<v Speaker 1>I think I've told you this, but on Hinge, one

792
00:37:55.719 --> 00:37:58.000
<v Speaker 1>of the other things you can do is record yourself.

793
00:37:58.039 --> 00:38:00.440
<v Speaker 2>There's like a little thing where you can be like, hello,

794
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:03.480
<v Speaker 2>my name is blank, so you can hear the person's voice.

795
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Which is pretty cool. God, I'd record it like four

796
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:07.880
<v Speaker 1>thousand times that I didn't do, and then I'd erase

797
00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:10.199
<v Speaker 1>it and then go, god, I don't sound like that?

798
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:12.639
<v Speaker 1>Do I sound like that? But I think five people

799
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:14.519
<v Speaker 1>listen to it and go, do I really sound like that?

800
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:16.639
<v Speaker 2>You kind of wouldn't because you lose the will to

801
00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:18.199
<v Speaker 2>live really fast when you're on these apps.

802
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:18.679
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't.

803
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:20.880
<v Speaker 2>I just didn't even do. I don't use that feature.

804
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:23.480
<v Speaker 2>But sometimes I'll listen to guys, you know, they're them like,

805
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:26.519
<v Speaker 2>oh what does he sound like? And if they're too earnest,

806
00:38:26.639 --> 00:38:28.320
<v Speaker 2>like a guy will be like this and he'll have

807
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:31.280
<v Speaker 2>like a really close and he'll be like, some of

808
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:35.760
<v Speaker 2>my green flags are and then I'm just no, immediately, yeah,

809
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:37.079
<v Speaker 2>green flags.

810
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:41.360
<v Speaker 1>And it's just very like intentional bachelor speak. We are

811
00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:46.360
<v Speaker 1>but you know, do you but do you get like,

812
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:49.559
<v Speaker 1>are there some people Well okay, I just have to

813
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:51.440
<v Speaker 1>tell you one other thing and this is just this

814
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:57.280
<v Speaker 1>is just a personal life thing. Okay, Okay, so like hmm,

815
00:38:58.400 --> 00:39:00.920
<v Speaker 1>making sure that I'm not going to like myself in trouble.

816
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I just think that a lot of people in general

817
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:07.000
<v Speaker 1>do not have a good sense of humor. They just don't.

818
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:09.840
<v Speaker 1>And it's not that I think like, oh, I'm the

819
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:12.719
<v Speaker 1>funniest person on the planet, but there are certain things

820
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:15.559
<v Speaker 1>that you have to think to yourself, like you have

821
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:18.519
<v Speaker 1>to know I was kidding, Like I can't always go

822
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:23.840
<v Speaker 1>like I'm just kidding, but of course, yes, okay. For instance,

823
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:26.400
<v Speaker 1>this is just a little For instance, a friend of

824
00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:31.119
<v Speaker 1>mine at a birthday, I gave them a little flower,

825
00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:33.599
<v Speaker 1>and also I gave them a card, and in the

826
00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:36.119
<v Speaker 1>card I gave them a dollar. I put a dollar

827
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:40.559
<v Speaker 1>in it, which is I don't to me, that's just

828
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:44.760
<v Speaker 1>like funny. It's not like uproariously hilarious, but it's it's

829
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:47.599
<v Speaker 1>not coded in any way. It's just like it's just

830
00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:51.039
<v Speaker 1>kind of funny. So I got a text from her

831
00:39:51.480 --> 00:39:53.000
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, oh, thank you so much for

832
00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:56.239
<v Speaker 1>celebrating my birthday with me. What was the dollar? What

833
00:39:56.239 --> 00:40:00.000
<v Speaker 1>did the dollar mean? Oh my god. But it's not

834
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.880
<v Speaker 1>it's not her fault, like she's super nice. And I

835
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<v Speaker 1>really had to realize most people don't have a good

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<v Speaker 1>sense it. Most people don't automatically assume like you're being funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I wrote back, I wrote, she texted that

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<v Speaker 1>to me. She goes, hey, girl, thanks for celebrating my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>What does the dollar mean? And I said, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>funny and then I said, but it's but not five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars because you're not worth a whole five And then

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do a cry a laughing emoji face no,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she wrote I laughed at me, saying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not worth five dollars. But she did not like, Woul,

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you think it's kind of funny if you got

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<v Speaker 1>a dollar in a birthday car? Of course? But you're

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<v Speaker 1>a comedian, why don what? And I just noticed because

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<v Speaker 1>I went to this little function today this morning, that

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it was. And I was just like

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<v Speaker 1>making little jokes here and there, and people were just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kept looking to my face to see if

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<v Speaker 1>I would And I know that I'm very deadpan, I

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<v Speaker 1>know that, but I was being like genuinely like doing

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<v Speaker 1>it with comedic timing and being funny and people it's

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<v Speaker 1>never was joking. That's exhausting. So I hated for most

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<v Speaker 1>guys like that on the dating apps, so are is

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<v Speaker 1>it really exciting? They're actually funny.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one that just happened, and I feel bad

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<v Speaker 2>telling you this, but I'll just tell you because like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know his name or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>He had done the audio like one of the on

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<v Speaker 2>the audio thing, you can do a prompt. So one

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<v Speaker 2>of the prompts was guess this song and his So

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<v Speaker 2>I played his audio thing and it was just the

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<v Speaker 2>sound of like a cars going by, and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that was kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, oh, that's so absurd. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wrote to him. I wrote, oh, is it

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<v Speaker 2>Stairway to Heaven? So Joe right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, you already have some banter and

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<v Speaker 1>this just happened.

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<v Speaker 2>He wrote back like, no, no, I just recorded the

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<v Speaker 2>sound in my street.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's not joking though, like if it's a level

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<v Speaker 1>of absurdity, yes, but he wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I like to do that sometimes just to hear, like,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's interesting that you heard Stairway to heave it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, oh no, and not his fault,

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<v Speaker 2>like super cute and whatever, and was just doing a

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<v Speaker 2>different thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We all think we all project whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Our stuff is good and bad on people like we're like,

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<v Speaker 2>well we're funny, so they're funny.

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<v Speaker 1>We assume that he's coming from a funny place, but

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<v Speaker 1>like he just wasn't. He was going, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how man, you right, but I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how saying was that, Oh that's so cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that stairway to heaven? I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 1>could possibly not know that that's a joke. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>way to not know that, you're he's such a genius

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<v Speaker 1>that he's joking back like no, no, no, good, guess no,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm sure of it because most people are not funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what this is. Maybe he's just a genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's so funny that that was the joke, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh funny, good, guess no, that was I am.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he would have said something else, had he

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<v Speaker 1>been being funny back, Yeah, he would have said like actually,

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<v Speaker 1>he would have gone like are you being serious? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Though he would have been like that's obviously the theme

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<v Speaker 1>from taxi, like yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yeah. I was so disappointed. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I wish you well, But I didn't write that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you would have been like, we're not right

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<v Speaker 1>for each other because that was the theme from Taxi,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, I thought, like, it's one of my absolute

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<v Speaker 1>favorite songs.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not asking for much. The tiniest little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of banter exactly. That could you write for these guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that was? It was jarring. I mean, the joke

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<v Speaker 1>was so easy for me, Like, is it a stairwoid?

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<v Speaker 2>Hev and he's like, no, no, no, actually it's just

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<v Speaker 2>me recording some cars passing by. Oh okay, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>not stairway to Heaven, then, Louck, I hope you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>hear this.

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<v Speaker 1>You never You know what, if he hears this, you

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<v Speaker 1>are one hundred percent doing him a favor. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you're seeing him be funnier, be funnier, be funnier. Guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Now, here's a way that you could

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<v Speaker 1>be funnier.

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<v Speaker 2>does that, I mean, hello money bags.

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<v Speaker 1>I see Julie every week. She's in my writing class.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and our friend Randy Mayames, who do you think

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<v Speaker 1>You know what we should do ASPCA. I love that art.

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<v Speaker 1>We love our doggies. Our doggies are getting old and

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<v Speaker 1>we just love them so much, we just like want

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<v Speaker 1>but not to that, not to that.

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<v Speaker 2>But yes, you can help other dogs, help them find homes,

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<v Speaker 2>help them get like neutered and spade and all the

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<v Speaker 2>things that they need to be doing, and get their

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<v Speaker 2>shots and get well, yes right, it's not just dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>it's cats, it's pigs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, all right, guys, we love you, we thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>we're sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sorry, and I honestly you owe me money

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<v Speaker 2>for saving you fifty dollars for not getting that weird

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<v Speaker 2>stuff to put on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you. Okay, bye bye