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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We let you tako one O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots right, Hey, I don't forget coming

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<v Speaker 2>up at six o'clock. Our JARR pick your ticket Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>kicks in the gear at one o one one w

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<v Speaker 2>Jr's Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, multiple people are going to be picked today to

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<v Speaker 1>in different JRR shows like The Offspring Volbe three eleven, Summer.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Loud sometime today starting at six this morning. Just

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<v Speaker 2>swing by the jar instagram and act on that post.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be entered and again, as Pat said at one

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<v Speaker 1>oh one one w jr R, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an interesting approach to supporting your your job,

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<v Speaker 2>your occupation. A guy named Dorian Sykes is a serial

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<v Speaker 2>bank robber in Detroit. He just got done serving a

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<v Speaker 2>stretch for robbing a few banks. Did the crime, did

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<v Speaker 2>the time good? But how is the how do you

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<v Speaker 2>call that a job? Then? He's also a crime novelist.

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<v Speaker 2>He's written several crime novels and uh he's got a

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<v Speaker 2>couple more coming out. There's just one problem. He's now

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<v Speaker 2>suspected of robbing a couple more banks in process. He's

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<v Speaker 2>been released. Uh, he's already written a book called The

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<v Speaker 2>Good Life King of Detroit, and his new crime novel,

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<v Speaker 2>Born to Die, is due out in May. That sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a real deep one. He's on the Urban Books

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<v Speaker 2>publishing house roster of.

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<v Speaker 1>Authors they have, they have a publisher's house of of

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<v Speaker 1>Urban and no, it's the publishing firm that house, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is called Urban Books.

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<v Speaker 2>They give away the trick. No, No, that's publishers clearing house.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not lump them into this. All I want to check.

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<v Speaker 2>So go do some real life crimes and then write

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<v Speaker 2>about him. I see why he's robbing banks. His books

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<v Speaker 2>sell on average about twenty five hundred copies.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, you need to brush up on your skills while

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<v Speaker 1>you're in prison. Either skills would would help, whether it

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<v Speaker 1>be the robbing banks skills or the writing skills.

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<v Speaker 2>He scooped up about ten grand from the Union of

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<v Speaker 2>the robbery of credit Union one suspected to be in

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<v Speaker 2>the suspect there on March sixth, and then he grabbed

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<v Speaker 2>another thirty four hundred dollars from the Chase Bank. All

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<v Speaker 2>Chase right, Yeah. Allegedly, according to the note, he handed

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<v Speaker 2>to the teller in the close circuit video of him.

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<v Speaker 1>So again robbing banks. You knocked this dude who's a

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<v Speaker 1>novelist about it, and that good. He robbed two banks,

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<v Speaker 1>put his ass on the line twice, and only got

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Uh, yeah, I don't even know if the truck

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<v Speaker 2>don't quit your day job even applies here remotely to

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<v Speaker 2>either of these egg truck Oh yeah, not gonna. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the prices of eggs have come down dramatically here in

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<v Speaker 2>the last couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that means. That means everybody finally came

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<v Speaker 1>to reality that there's really not this egg go craziness

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<v Speaker 1>that's going on, because you could go to different stores

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<v Speaker 1>and get an eighteen pack for like six bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how the media is, though. Once they latch

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<v Speaker 2>onto something, it's like a pit bull don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>let go beat it till it's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, don't bring pit bulls in here. I'm the pit

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<v Speaker 1>bull advocate on the show, and I don't appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're eleven years removed. I guess it's time to

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<v Speaker 2>take another swing at this. Okay, The search for MH

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<v Speaker 2>three seventy stop. That's the downed Malaysian airliner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what's CNN focused on for ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this time though, a Texas based marine robotics company

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<v Speaker 2>called Ocean Infinity will search and target a new new

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<v Speaker 2>fifty eight hundred square mile site in the southern Indian

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<v Speaker 2>Ocean where the How could they not have searched every

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<v Speaker 2>square foot of the area where this thing was suspected

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<v Speaker 2>of going down? By now? How many different companies and

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<v Speaker 2>news organizations have been out there trying this to know? Mail?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do we care? How?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how many airlines have gone down since then?

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<v Speaker 1>How many airlines have gone down in the last two months?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, well, yeah, but those are all documented

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<v Speaker 2>and we know the end of this. There's there's no

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<v Speaker 2>it's gone. It just disappeared like manifest style.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're a research team, are you going to

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<v Speaker 1>check for a plane full of who knows what from

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<v Speaker 1>Indonesia or are you going to Malaysia? Well, the same,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's got to a shot it. But listen, are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to check for that? Are you going down

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<v Speaker 1>to look for some pirate booty? That's where the hell

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going. I'm going off the coast of Florida and

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<v Speaker 1>all in that region. And I'm just you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>hurricane path that I am just looking for gold bars,

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<v Speaker 1>and by golly, when I get them, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Well at least around here. Remember the big

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<v Speaker 1>dog that nailed the big down in Sebastian around Sebastian,

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<v Speaker 1>the massive amount Oh yeah, yeah, that was probably fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. I don't know how long ago. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going for, not a plane full of dust right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I will answer your question as to why they're

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<v Speaker 2>doing this, because they're being paid by the Malaysian Transport

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<v Speaker 2>Ministry to conduct this service. Heay, here you go, and

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<v Speaker 2>they've got their ocean marine robotics talking. Yeah, it's new equipments.

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<v Speaker 1>Now use that to pay yourself gold bars. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even in a damn environment. I mean that's not that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even a damn engineer, and I'm smarter than

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<v Speaker 1>they are.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you may want to read more about the details

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<v Speaker 2>of one Frank two Varies. I have him on our

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page from the town No No, No. Frank is

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<v Speaker 2>from the Dominican Republic. He successfully was able to live

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<v Speaker 2>as a nun in the Dominican Republic for twenty two years.

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<v Speaker 2>He was taken in as a young child, and the

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<v Speaker 2>nuns thought he was a girl because I'll just read

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<v Speaker 2>the quote here. His genitalia was so small that quote

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<v Speaker 2>even he had trouble finding them. So he was raised

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<v Speaker 2>as a girl at the convent and it wasn't until

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<v Speaker 2>the age of seven that his genitals finally had a

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<v Speaker 2>growth spurt and Frank realized he was a boy. But

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<v Speaker 2>he continued to live as a girl to avoid being

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<v Speaker 2>cast out, and doing everything in his power to conceal

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<v Speaker 2>his true gender identity became own his sister, Margarita Frank

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<v Speaker 2>says he never bathed in front of the other ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>He even wore boxer style panties, faked periods, and wore

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<v Speaker 2>oversized dresses. Damn. Over two decades later, his cover was

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<v Speaker 2>blown and he was forced to leave the convent and

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<v Speaker 2>start living like a man. We should also note that

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<v Speaker 2>during his time as a nun, he managed to get

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<v Speaker 2>one of the novice nuns pregnant. Yeah, he should have

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<v Speaker 2>just moved over to the US. He would have been fine.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been No, I'm being serious, poor guy's been living

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<v Speaker 2>as he just he's got a micro wiener, Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>split it and some tucket apparently work. Though. You go

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<v Speaker 2>to one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Jell Company air countries, you know, like Malaysia and all

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<v Speaker 1>those go check out the manny boys or whatever they're called.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat that little microwien split the same and uh split

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<v Speaker 1>and talk they call.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd like to thank those of you who get up

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<v Speaker 2>nice and early to enjoy this high level of intellect

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<v Speaker 2>and discussion.

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<v Speaker 1>Mel Fisher one thousand, seven hundred and fifteen or seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen fleet, that's who found all the booty and that

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<v Speaker 1>none of the small anigrams booties too be All new

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