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Speaker 2: This is an interesting approach to supporting your your job,
Speaker 2: your occupation. A guy named Dorian Sykes is a serial
Speaker 2: bank robber in Detroit. He just got done serving a
Speaker 2: stretch for robbing a few banks. Did the crime, did
Speaker 2: the time good? But how is the how do you
Speaker 2: call that a job? Then? He's also a crime novelist.
Speaker 2: He's written several crime novels and uh he's got a
Speaker 2: couple more coming out. There's just one problem. He's now
Speaker 2: suspected of robbing a couple more banks in process. He's
Speaker 2: been released. Uh, he's already written a book called The
Speaker 2: Good Life King of Detroit, and his new crime novel,
Speaker 2: Born to Die, is due out in May. That sounds
Speaker 2: like a real deep one. He's on the Urban Books
Speaker 2: publishing house roster of.
Speaker 1: Authors they have, they have a publisher's house of of
Speaker 1: Urban and no, it's the publishing firm that house, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is called Urban Books.
Speaker 2: They give away the trick. No, No, that's publishers clearing house.
Speaker 2: Let's not lump them into this. All I want to check.
Speaker 2: So go do some real life crimes and then write
Speaker 2: about him. I see why he's robbing banks. His books
Speaker 2: sell on average about twenty five hundred copies.
Speaker 1: Nah, you need to brush up on your skills while
Speaker 1: you're in prison. Either skills would would help, whether it
Speaker 1: be the robbing banks skills or the writing skills.
Speaker 2: He scooped up about ten grand from the Union of
Speaker 2: the robbery of credit Union one suspected to be in
Speaker 2: the suspect there on March sixth, and then he grabbed
Speaker 2: another thirty four hundred dollars from the Chase Bank. All
Speaker 2: Chase right, Yeah. Allegedly, according to the note, he handed
Speaker 2: to the teller in the close circuit video of him.
Speaker 1: So again robbing banks. You knocked this dude who's a
Speaker 1: novelist about it, and that good. He robbed two banks,
Speaker 1: put his ass on the line twice, and only got
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Right. Uh, yeah, I don't even know if the truck
Speaker 2: don't quit your day job even applies here remotely to
Speaker 2: either of these egg truck Oh yeah, not gonna. Well,
Speaker 2: the prices of eggs have come down dramatically here in
Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. That means everybody finally came
Speaker 1: to reality that there's really not this egg go craziness
Speaker 1: that's going on, because you could go to different stores
Speaker 1: and get an eighteen pack for like six bucks.
Speaker 2: You know how the media is, though. Once they latch
Speaker 2: onto something, it's like a pit bull don't want to
Speaker 2: let go beat it till it's dead.
Speaker 1: Hey, don't bring pit bulls in here. I'm the pit
Speaker 1: bull advocate on the show, and I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Well, we're eleven years removed. I guess it's time to
Speaker 2: take another swing at this. Okay, The search for MH
Speaker 2: three seventy stop. That's the downed Malaysian airliner.
Speaker 1: It's what's CNN focused on for ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, this time though, a Texas based marine robotics company
Speaker 2: called Ocean Infinity will search and target a new new
Speaker 2: fifty eight hundred square mile site in the southern Indian
Speaker 2: Ocean where the How could they not have searched every
Speaker 2: square foot of the area where this thing was suspected
Speaker 2: of going down? By now? How many different companies and
Speaker 2: news organizations have been out there trying this to know? Mail?
Speaker 2: Why do we care? How?
Speaker 1: I mean, how many airlines have gone down since then?
Speaker 1: How many airlines have gone down in the last two months?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, well, yeah, but those are all documented
Speaker 2: and we know the end of this. There's there's no
Speaker 2: it's gone. It just disappeared like manifest style.
Speaker 1: But if you're a research team, are you going to
Speaker 1: check for a plane full of who knows what from
Speaker 1: Indonesia or are you going to Malaysia? Well, the same,
Speaker 1: it's it's got to a shot it. But listen, are
Speaker 1: you going to check for that? Are you going down
Speaker 1: to look for some pirate booty? That's where the hell
Speaker 1: I'm going. I'm going off the coast of Florida and
Speaker 1: all in that region. And I'm just you know, the
Speaker 1: hurricane path that I am just looking for gold bars,
Speaker 1: and by golly, when I get them, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: like that. Well at least around here. Remember the big
Speaker 1: dog that nailed the big down in Sebastian around Sebastian,
Speaker 1: the massive amount Oh yeah, yeah, that was probably fifteen
Speaker 1: years ago. I don't know how long ago. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm going for, not a plane full of dust right now.
Speaker 2: Well, I will answer your question as to why they're
Speaker 2: doing this, because they're being paid by the Malaysian Transport
Speaker 2: Ministry to conduct this service. Heay, here you go, and
Speaker 2: they've got their ocean marine robotics talking. Yeah, it's new equipments.
Speaker 1: Now use that to pay yourself gold bars. I'm not
Speaker 1: even in a damn environment. I mean that's not that.
Speaker 1: I'm not even a damn engineer, and I'm smarter than
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you may want to read more about the details
Speaker 2: of one Frank two Varies. I have him on our
Speaker 2: Facebook page from the town No No, No. Frank is
Speaker 2: from the Dominican Republic. He successfully was able to live
Speaker 2: as a nun in the Dominican Republic for twenty two years.
Speaker 2: He was taken in as a young child, and the
Speaker 2: nuns thought he was a girl because I'll just read
Speaker 2: the quote here. His genitalia was so small that quote
Speaker 2: even he had trouble finding them. So he was raised
Speaker 2: as a girl at the convent and it wasn't until
Speaker 2: the age of seven that his genitals finally had a
Speaker 2: growth spurt and Frank realized he was a boy. But
Speaker 2: he continued to live as a girl to avoid being
Speaker 2: cast out, and doing everything in his power to conceal
Speaker 2: his true gender identity became own his sister, Margarita Frank
Speaker 2: says he never bathed in front of the other ladies.
Speaker 2: He even wore boxer style panties, faked periods, and wore
Speaker 2: oversized dresses. Damn. Over two decades later, his cover was
Speaker 2: blown and he was forced to leave the convent and
Speaker 2: start living like a man. We should also note that
Speaker 2: during his time as a nun, he managed to get
Speaker 2: one of the novice nuns pregnant. Yeah, he should have
Speaker 2: just moved over to the US. He would have been fine.
Speaker 2: He's been No, I'm being serious, poor guy's been living
Speaker 2: as he just he's got a micro wiener, Yeah, just
Speaker 2: split it and some tucket apparently work. Though. You go
Speaker 2: to one of those.
Speaker 1: Jell Company air countries, you know, like Malaysia and all
Speaker 1: those go check out the manny boys or whatever they're called.
Speaker 1: Pat that little microwien split the same and uh split
Speaker 1: and talk they call.
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