Speaker 1: Social media is a cruel b word.
Speaker 2: Oh man, from Todd Mud. Todd Mud two D's getting
Speaker 2: sick and tired of guys. Here's Mudd in your h
Speaker 2: here it is. Quote you're a towel? Can you can
Speaker 2: you both zip it?
Speaker 3: Quote?
Speaker 1: Say one joke if Todd Mud was a porn star,
Speaker 1: would that be a slug line? Here's Mutton your ride
Speaker 1: and he throws a towel.
Speaker 3: Quote it's his thing.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: Literally, okay, go ahead, thank you, thank you, uh Robert
Speaker 1: Kennedy Jr. For bringing Uh Can I read the quote? Yes,
Speaker 1: go ahead?
Speaker 2: You want to graders?
Speaker 1: No, thiss is the meanest thing ever said to me,
Speaker 1: I think, and it's on social media from a guy
Speaker 1: named Todd Mud.
Speaker 2: Two D's quote, Hmmm, bring back fat Dwight. He was
Speaker 2: funnier out.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: Why do you do it to Todd Dude? That is
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Wow, Like we knew right to go for the juggular.
Speaker 2: Darnedt Todd. You could work with David Spade. I mean, wow,
Speaker 2: that's hard. It is hardcore Thursday.
Speaker 1: Well, look I just let you guys do the show.
Speaker 1: Evidently Todd thinks, Hey, I'm gonna go eat some uh
Speaker 1: holds for Todd.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm gonna uh snow. Yesterday was fun. Huh.
Speaker 3: I didn't see any of it.
Speaker 2: I saw something, I just didn't do anything. So I
Speaker 2: went to the airport last night and I went into
Speaker 2: the bathroom and it was super clean and awesome and
Speaker 2: a lot nicer than some of the airports I've been in. Huh.
Speaker 2: I walked around and it was crazy busy. I don't know, stop,
Speaker 2: what are you just going to airport?
Speaker 1: And just like bumming around the.
Speaker 2: Air Jackie from she was in La and whatever.
Speaker 1: I thought, you want to get your steps in or
Speaker 1: something stupid tap a guy on the show to go
Speaker 1: to the it's I mean, it's it's bedlom.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's I don't know why it was so busy.
Speaker 2: It was seven o'clock last night, and I started in
Speaker 2: my head to go I'm gonna say nice things about
Speaker 2: the airport tomorrow, or how it's a well oiled machine
Speaker 2: and this is really doing well, and it's it's a
Speaker 2: nice airport.
Speaker 1: It's an international airport.
Speaker 2: It's small, it's very small, but it's nice. And then
Speaker 2: and then it took an hour to get Jackie's luggage.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, an hour.
Speaker 1: So you're standing there and you're going and I don't
Speaker 1: understand why it takes so long because they have two
Speaker 1: whole turnstiles luggage.
Speaker 2: No, they have four. And that was that was our point.
Speaker 2: They were like, we stood there for twenty minutes before
Speaker 2: anyone said, oh, by the way, this uh what you
Speaker 2: call that thing that goes the carousel is broken. They're
Speaker 2: trying to fix it, and we're like, there are three
Speaker 2: empty ones. Yeah, go ten feet to the right or
Speaker 2: left and load them up.
Speaker 1: To that contract.
Speaker 2: Forty five minutes later they started to trickle in. So
Speaker 2: I was ready to go. What a great airport. The
Speaker 2: money has worked, it's working out. Well, it's a nice airport.
Speaker 2: And then that crap happens. Just go to the next turnstile. Thing.
Speaker 2: It's it's every time that we get back, we wait,
Speaker 2: every time. Go get an eighteen dollars drink, relax.
Speaker 1: What the hell? Well you got coupon? Yeah from uh
Speaker 1: Marty Book. All right, I guess it'd be who hoo hoosiers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he says, my alias is Todd Mudd. I knew
Speaker 1: it was Marty Book.
Speaker 2: Marty Book.
Speaker 3: Todd Muddy.
Speaker 2: Can't trust him anything, Marty No, okay, so it blew
Speaker 2: right past him. David, I got it, I got I
Speaker 2: got it, I got it. This will shock you. You're
Speaker 2: ready for you? Get your shock face ready to okay? Shockface? Okay, Dwight,
Speaker 2: you got your shock face? Looks give it to me
Speaker 2: now let me practice. Go. That's a three year old
Speaker 2: pooping face.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows the three year old pooping because you look
Speaker 2: at the baby and is he pooping?
Speaker 1: Ready? It's gonna come with an audio as well as
Speaker 1: a visual.
Speaker 2: Are you ready your inflatable down face?
Speaker 1: Shock? Look?
Speaker 3: Now go?
Speaker 1: What was that good?
Speaker 3: He took his glances off as he did it.
Speaker 2: Uh, the three year old little precious girl yesterday that
Speaker 2: self inflicted a gunshot wound to her chest. Never should
Speaker 2: have had a gun in the apartment that he lived
Speaker 2: out because the father was is a convicted felon and
Speaker 2: shouldn't have had a gun in the first place. The father, apparently, allegedly,
Speaker 2: he said Amanta Goss g O. S s. Said he
Speaker 2: loaded the gun and slipped it under the couch and
Speaker 2: then just take a nap. First of all, you never
Speaker 2: take a nap when a three year old is awake
Speaker 2: in your apartment. That's that's like one oh one parenting right. Secondly,
Speaker 2: you loaded it and slid it under the couch, and
Speaker 2: you understand the couch level, and under couches is three
Speaker 2: year old level. Of course, that's where they operate. They
Speaker 2: always find stuff under the couch, or a ball or
Speaker 2: a lego rolls under the couch, they go for it.
Speaker 2: So this little girl is gone. She passed away yesterday
Speaker 2: at the hospital. They did their best to try to
Speaker 2: save her life, but she is gone. And he's been
Speaker 2: charged with second degree manslaughter and possession of a firearm
Speaker 2: by a convicted felon.
Speaker 1: I'll bet you ten bucks. I'll be I'll bet you
Speaker 1: ten bucks. Well that's coming. We all know that that's
Speaker 1: the obvious. But here's the bet. I'll bet you ten bucks.
Speaker 1: If you look at his history. He has been in
Speaker 1: a Louisville court and he should have been in jail
Speaker 1: to begin with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't take that bet, but a lousy, lousy,
Speaker 2: Louisville pathetic judge let him out. Yep, I'll bet you
Speaker 2: ten bucks on that. So I'm sorry to shock both
Speaker 2: of you. Three years old Aubrey Goss was her name.
Speaker 2: We all throw let's all throw prayers for her. The
Speaker 2: next couple of meals we have for Aubrey Goss. Poor
Speaker 2: little girl passed away yesterday. Uh, here's some good news.
Speaker 2: Ice rink in Paris Town is opening. Oh yeah, have
Speaker 2: either one of you done the ice rink.
Speaker 1: I have not been on the ice since I played
Speaker 1: ice hockey, But the other day I was, I was
Speaker 1: cleaning up and I saw my equipment back and I went,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to lace him up one more time.
Speaker 3: Is this real eyes or that fake ice that they do? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was certainly fake ice.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's like this weird material, but you can
Speaker 4: kind of skate on it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's realized.
Speaker 1: I think it's real.
Speaker 2: We need to have the Paristown lady on yeah to
Speaker 2: tell us.
Speaker 1: But I saw their names, the Nancy Paris Town.
Speaker 2: Yeahs, hey, Nance.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're around, give us a text.
Speaker 2: Paris Town is pretty cool area. But the ice rink
Speaker 2: is opening and people go down there. The last time
Speaker 2: I went down there, the rink was so packed.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not you all like about Paris
Speaker 1: Town if you go to like the concession line or something,
Speaker 1: and someone's in front of you, and you go, I
Speaker 1: want my hot dog. Hot dog. Now they usually throw
Speaker 1: up a white flag and just walk away, and you're
Speaker 1: first in line.
Speaker 4: See that surrendered Tony, You see it was it was
Speaker 4: a long drives.
Speaker 2: I mean the French. We don't even have a country
Speaker 2: without the French. But go ahead, I mean they they
Speaker 2: took care of his time.
Speaker 3: I saw I saw a French rifle on eBay?
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: What said?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Never fired, only dropped once.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be a country without the French. But keep it up,
Speaker 2: keep it up, keep it up.
Speaker 4: Couldn't have crossword puzzles without the French. Jeez, we're obsessed
Speaker 4: with France and.
Speaker 2: Crossed, but we don't have a country without them.
Speaker 1: Could you please not bathe? And could you please grew
Speaker 1: you under extra lung for me?
Speaker 2: Why do you have to go a bridge too far?
Speaker 2: It's like it's like bad Napoleon. All right, I got
Speaker 2: a question for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's beerst.
Speaker 2: Did you know there was an evening with Chevy Chase
Speaker 2: happening this Sunday?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: I knew it was coming, but I didn't know it
Speaker 2: was this weekend. Okay, Sunday, the twenty fourth, that's the Sunday, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is the twenty second. Yeah, A special thirty fifth,
Speaker 2: by the way, you want to feel old, A special
Speaker 2: thirty fifth anniversary screening of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Speaker 1: Christmas Vacation is thirty five years Christmas Vacations thirty five
Speaker 1: years right, nineteen eighty nine, followed followed by a live
Speaker 1: conversation in Q and A with Chevy Chase.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, I sent you all a video yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jackie's really looking good. You guys stop. You
Speaker 1: need to be a stop. People your age need to
Speaker 1: be careful with positions like that.
Speaker 2: It was the new bud Light commercial making fun of themselves.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it yet. I haven't I saw it.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it.
Speaker 3: There was a long version of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. But they went and got the most
Speaker 2: mane sort of. They went and got the right spokesman.
Speaker 2: It was like when Papa John's hired Shack and said
Speaker 2: put him on the board and then hired him as
Speaker 2: a spokesman. It's the greatest move in Papa John's history.
Speaker 2: And it brought the company back like instantly, it was
Speaker 2: a great hire and whoever was on the board at
Speaker 2: the time, great job. This one is the same way.
Speaker 2: So it's poking fun of their woke commercials they've been doing,
Speaker 2: and they're doing it with darn it, what's his name, So.
Speaker 1: They're making fun of himself so deprecating.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so he's in the wrong So he's got
Speaker 2: a bud light. He's that gosh, darn it, what's his
Speaker 2: darn name. So he's the all American guy, he's the
Speaker 2: he's the big comedian now everyone loves he's the biggest
Speaker 2: Shane something, Shane Gillis, DoD Rickles, Shane Gillis, Shane Gillis,
Speaker 2: I'm ninety percent sure it Shane Gillis. So he is
Speaker 2: the like, the hip new guy, and he sort of
Speaker 2: makes fun of Liberals and Republicans, but he makes fun
Speaker 2: of both. But he's you know, he played college ball
Speaker 2: and he's and he's kind of chunky now, so he
Speaker 2: makes fun of how fatty is and all that. But
Speaker 2: he's the perfect spostman. So he's in the wrong commercial.
Speaker 2: So he's in there, this wolt commercial, and he's sitting
Speaker 2: on the couch with a bud light and he's like,
Speaker 2: why do you have a snake? And uh? And the
Speaker 2: other guys like and they're you know, they're self harm
Speaker 2: meeting each other and it's like whatever, and it's you
Speaker 2: can see the tactic where they're going with this, and
Speaker 2: I see that they obviously they fired their old advertising
Speaker 2: marketing people and got new advertising marketing.
Speaker 4: Is this though, drawing attention to what they did instead
Speaker 4: of just moving on with normal bud light adverts?
Speaker 2: I think Americans forgive pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: Oh well, what is my family's mantra?
Speaker 2: Like, you're a normal.
Speaker 1: God forgives witt and don't you know certain things? I
Speaker 1: just don't watch the NFL. I know you don't.
Speaker 3: You're a Giants fan.
Speaker 1: Well that's that's a good point. That's a great point.
Speaker 1: Part of that made a lot easier.
Speaker 2: I guarantee it. They've been awful since you watching.
Speaker 1: But there's a certain there's a certain few things that
Speaker 1: I'm not going back after. I get that.
Speaker 2: But nationally, consumers they move on pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: They do. I wish more than people would speak with
Speaker 1: their money. Yeah, But as foolish as it is, I
Speaker 1: still do.
Speaker 2: People move on pretty quickly. All right, man, So let's
Speaker 2: do the joke today. Yesterday, Christy Beebe did the greatest
Speaker 2: of our president, the greatest joke of the day.
Speaker 1: I don't wish. She's the most beautiful president ever and
Speaker 1: the most funniest, funniest, most intelligence.
Speaker 2: It's true, it's true.
Speaker 1: She seemed annoyed when I sniffed her though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that. You said she smelled like Christmas cookies.
Speaker 2: She did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, hang on, let me find it real
Speaker 1: quick because I got to make sure that I credit
Speaker 1: this person. I'm so excited to do this joke.
Speaker 2: I would sniff somebody if they had smelled like Christmas cookies.
Speaker 2: Why do you? Why do I love you? Right now?
Speaker 2: Christmas cookies?
Speaker 1: You don't?
Speaker 2: Doctor?
Speaker 1: Shuttle down. I'm in judge now, all right, this comes
Speaker 1: to Charlie on Twitter. Hey fellas, Hey, Charlie, let's go
Speaker 1: to the bar to Friday. Let's go to the bar.
Speaker 1: Guy guy walks into a bar and he's got a
Speaker 1: I think it's gee. Oh no, that's French Land. Guy
Speaker 1: walks into a bar and he's got an asphalt under
Speaker 1: a piece of asphalt under his arm. Well, okay, bartender says,
Speaker 1: what it be guy goes, give me, give me a
Speaker 1: number one tequila and give me one for the road. Charlie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, I see you didn't use his last name
Speaker 2: because you knew how bad it was going to be.
Speaker 2: Back after this, Joe bar Knows Pizza Friday Night.
Speaker 1: Oh baby, Baros Pizza, louisvill stop pizza. Folks, listen, we
Speaker 1: go every single Friday night. But here's a trick for you.
Speaker 1: This is an old witting trick that I've been doing
Speaker 1: for years. You should do it too. Do you eat
Speaker 1: Baronos throughout the year? Yet? Me too? Let's get free money.
Speaker 1: Here's what I mean. Black Friday, the Black Friday Sale
Speaker 1: one day only at Baronol's Pizza. When you buy a
Speaker 1: fifty dollars gift card, they're gonna give you twenty dollars free.
Speaker 1: That's right, A twenty dollars certificate. When you buy a
Speaker 1: fifty dollars gift certificate. How about that? That's free money.
Speaker 1: I go and I load up, and I eat a
Speaker 1: couple of free meals a year. You should too. Plus
Speaker 1: it's the perfect stocking stuffer. Did you go to just Timberlake?
Speaker 1: Where did you eat before you went? The other night?
Speaker 1: I hope it was Barono's at Third Market. It's the
Speaker 1: perfect place to eat before any event at the Young Center,
Speaker 1: at the Center for the Arts, wherever Baronos Pizza, dine in,
Speaker 1: carry out or delivery. Yeah, it's that good stick around
Speaker 1: news at the bottom of the hour, News Radio eight
Speaker 1: forty whas.
Speaker 2: Shad rolling stones all day today because.
Speaker 1: Because of our dear friend Chris Brown. He is a
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, this guy is precious to every
Speaker 1: one of us on the.
Speaker 2: Show, all three of us for a long time.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do some good for the neighborhood. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have a hell of a good time this Saturday night,
Speaker 1: Tomorrow night. No, Saturday night, tomorrow night. It's today Friday. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I thought today was Oh my I
Speaker 1: thought it was Thursday. I'm dead serious.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I just stuck my hand in my pocket put.
Speaker 2: On a.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yes tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, join us tomorrow night, which is Saturday, by
Speaker 1: the way, correct at the Moose Lodge, Moose Lodge, Juice
Speaker 1: four six one five Fagan Bush Lane. Here's the deal.
Speaker 1: There's a great tribute band. Their name is The Music
Speaker 1: City Stones, they're out in Nashville. They're coming in. They're
Speaker 1: gonna play a concert from six pm till eleven pm. Wow,
Speaker 1: and who Love Us Strong? What a great hit. And
Speaker 1: there's gonna be different Stones Rememborabill you there to bid
Speaker 1: on and Neil Bourbon's or whatever, different different auction items
Speaker 1: to bid on.
Speaker 2: Come on, let's do the easiness because Chris Brown has
Speaker 2: been sick.
Speaker 1: We got cancer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to know what you talked to Chris.
Speaker 2: I did not, so I didn't know what was Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I should Maybe we should have talked about this
Speaker 2: before we start talking about the radio.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should have. Anyway, we love you, Chris Brown.
Speaker 1: We're going to see you Saturday night with the Music
Speaker 1: Cities Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Night to the Rotlidge, Fagan Bush, six o'clock.
Speaker 3: Hang on, knucklehead, what right now?
Speaker 1: We just got Candada memo. This just in who they've
Speaker 1: moved Saturday to tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: Tell them we said, Hey, stick around, News on the way,
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, undercover roly Stones all day today in honor
Speaker 2: of Chris Brown, a friend of all three of us
Speaker 2: on the show. Rarely do we have a friend that's
Speaker 2: all connected to us.
Speaker 1: Poor Chris, Poor Chris has I know white friend in
Speaker 1: a totally different way, totally different way, me in a.
Speaker 2: Totally different way with my sisters and stuff, and Dave
Speaker 2: with a different friend group. It's crazy. So and so
Speaker 2: his fundraising event will be tomorrow. He's been sick, hospital bills, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: We're all gonna party at the Moose Lounge on Fagan
Speaker 2: Bush Lane tomorrow night, starting at six o'clock. We're all old,
Speaker 2: so six o'clock yes birthday.
Speaker 1: And by the way, the music City Stones are playing.
Speaker 1: They're a tribute band through the Stones out of Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Spoke with the lead singer yesterday. He says he's even
Speaker 1: doing some some deep cuts for Chris. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a good time. There's gonna be auction items there, like stones,
Speaker 1: different things like that.
Speaker 2: As you'd run into Chris and go hey, he'd go,
Speaker 2: I'm going to the Stones and I go, oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't know they were anywhere around here. No, no, no, And Amsterdam, Amsterdam.
Speaker 1: What you see the guy's arm. So he's been to
Speaker 1: so many different countries that you know you've seen the
Speaker 1: Rolling Stones come on in You've seen the Rolling Stone's
Speaker 1: logo with like the American flag tongue on his arm.
Speaker 1: He has all the different countries that he's been through,
Speaker 1: like a Germany tongue, a french Land tongue.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not weird.
Speaker 1: It's not weird, it's cool.
Speaker 2: You know you and Chris are Rolling Stones. Weird, I
Speaker 2: mean weirds. Let's go see the same band four thousand,
Speaker 2: So come out and join us tomorrow, Rivers Music City, Stones,
Speaker 2: Moose lies for six. By the way, his son, maybe
Speaker 2: he would be in the running for being the pound
Speaker 2: for pound the greatest high school wrestler in Kentucky history.
Speaker 1: I taught him everything he knows.
Speaker 2: I know, that's what we did.
Speaker 1: That's how I met Chris Brown, because Chris hired me
Speaker 1: as a coach from.
Speaker 2: Three straight state titles.
Speaker 1: Well, I joked about this yesterday. How come they didn't
Speaker 1: bring back Russell Crowe for Gladiator too?
Speaker 2: Why? Because he's fat?
Speaker 1: You can't say the f work.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, weight challenge. You gotta say weight challenge
Speaker 2: horizontally challenged. Sorry, horizontally challenged? Question mark?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you go with?
Speaker 2: Lance McGarvey, Oh, damn, Lance McGarvey and you're talking about
Speaker 2: being chunky, and you looked at your friend Lance and said,
Speaker 2: what do you go by?
Speaker 1: But here's why I have a seat.
Speaker 2: Lance.
Speaker 1: When I was a fat and I'm on my way back,
Speaker 1: I think I'm on the way back. Why can you say?
Speaker 2: Why can you say fat?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Because what he has? Because what's a fat? Always a fat?
Speaker 2: I asked him Lance, if this dryer is set on
Speaker 2: too hot? It is too hot, like it's set too
Speaker 2: high because his shirts are shrinking.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're filling him out pretty well, not this shirt.
Speaker 1: Because Lance, when I was full flashed fat, you would
Speaker 1: take anything right if you thought you were losing just
Speaker 1: a little bit. You get excited and I walk in
Speaker 1: Sannator' pub. He goes, hey, dog, you losing weight. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you look at dinner? I said, really,
Speaker 1: goes no, I'm messing with you. That's true story, the
Speaker 1: one time, just on the fat thing. Do you remember
Speaker 1: when Caldy Calhoun retired, right, he had a big party
Speaker 1: down at the Young Center. We were over at I
Speaker 1: don't remember what bar, a.
Speaker 5: Side bar or somewhere down in there, you know, having
Speaker 5: a big pre concert celebration that Dwight invited me to,
Speaker 5: and I walked in there and he had a he
Speaker 5: had an awesome, like really cool guys shirt.
Speaker 2: On silly shirt.
Speaker 1: It was awesome.
Speaker 5: But I looked at him and I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 5: he looks like a tick about them pop.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 5: I was like kind of worried at the time. But no,
Speaker 5: you look fantastic singing a little while you weren't. He
Speaker 5: says he was a fat dog.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: I found this out, not Susan, but uh, the girl
Speaker 1: right before Susan. My mom called without my knowledge and said,
Speaker 1: can you say something to Dwight. He he's morbidly call
Speaker 1: me obees to my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: But Lance, you weren't there at iHeart at the old
Speaker 2: building where the lowest part for Dwight was in his
Speaker 2: cubicle where he was dipping. He would have a dip cup.
Speaker 2: He would have a stain on his shirt. He was
Speaker 2: staying on his button down shirt.
Speaker 1: On his dress shirt that he was wearing a suit.
Speaker 2: Probably half drunk, and cigarettes in the truck, so cigarettes dipping,
Speaker 2: fat little afternoon and the saddest, saddest look on his face.
Speaker 1: The greatest picture ever, though, is the uncle Buck picture.
Speaker 1: I was doing a live remoted hoops on Strawberry Lane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we were with one hundred point five the fox.
Speaker 1: Susan is beside me, not an ounce of fat on her.
Speaker 1: It looks super hot, blonde. I am with her probably
Speaker 1: every bit of two point fifty. I've got to four chins,
Speaker 1: I've got a Guinness and a cigarette. I gotta get
Speaker 1: her sending that I gotta post.
Speaker 2: That picture, right, because that was about the time Lance
Speaker 2: and Yeah that I looked at both of them and said, huh,
Speaker 2: who did better after the breakup?
Speaker 1: Well, I will say this about Dwight.
Speaker 5: It's something about the funny guys, right, because dude, this
Speaker 5: guy never was.
Speaker 1: Lonely, let's put it that way.
Speaker 5: And it was a variety for just such a long
Speaker 5: time guy. It was like the Chris Farley thing, that
Speaker 5: the Belushi thing. I don't know, but there was something
Speaker 5: to that. But I like you this. But although those guys,
Speaker 5: they don't make it past being morbidly a bee and
Speaker 5: you did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I did too.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've always been struggling with that fatness myself.
Speaker 1: Can you by the way, the generation at Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I go with you can call somebody fat. You
Speaker 5: can call me fat, I can call you fat. Who
Speaker 5: cares you're fat?
Speaker 2: I mean, there is a meme and I bet you
Speaker 2: you've seen it online of the different generations and what
Speaker 2: they say when am I fat? They have the boomer answer,
Speaker 2: they have the millennial answer, gen Z answer, and gen
Speaker 2: X answer. All the other ones are are kind of
Speaker 2: nice and like, no, you know, you gotta get to
Speaker 2: gen X. I know five fat people and you're four
Speaker 2: of them. And that's that's not I said, that's gen X.
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 2: That sums it all up for us, is why we're
Speaker 2: so cruel. But you know, but again we're not think.
Speaker 2: We don't think we're being ridicule.
Speaker 1: Save my life, man, This guy he would give me
Speaker 1: what four all the time about my weight. And finally
Speaker 1: I had enough and I did well that and then
Speaker 1: I got a pre diabetes diagnosis and and I locked
Speaker 1: it down. Man, I'm gonna save my life. Susan and
Speaker 1: I we were watching a show the other night. We
Speaker 1: we just do the ad based subscriptions because it's cheaper.
Speaker 1: And they have this really large person in black and
Speaker 1: white like dancing around slowly and then she falls into
Speaker 1: an ocean and it shows her underwater and she's like
Speaker 1: jiggling about with and she's large.
Speaker 2: What are you watching?
Speaker 1: It's a commercial and commercial it's a commercial. We're like,
Speaker 1: what what what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What is going on? What is this? And it starts saying, sure,
Speaker 1: obesity is a problem, but somehow it justified being obese.
Speaker 1: And it was by a pharmaceutical company. And we looked
Speaker 1: at each other and we said, well, of course they
Speaker 1: want people to say obese. They want to sell blood
Speaker 1: pressure matters, and they want to sell statons.
Speaker 5: They want to Well who else wants wants uh body
Speaker 5: positivity to be a thing? People that make uh the
Speaker 5: ho hoes and snickers and all that stuff, right and
Speaker 5: the cereals, Oh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Every we should accept this all for this.
Speaker 5: No, you need to have a friend like Tony that
Speaker 5: will put his arm around and listen, Bud, I love
Speaker 5: you and I don't want you to die.
Speaker 1: We didn't say that, And you've got to.
Speaker 3: What do you want?
Speaker 1: He's made fun of it.
Speaker 2: I would just go, what am I gonna? What do
Speaker 2: you want to see at your funeral? If I fat ass?
Speaker 1: If I recall he said some kind of poem, he
Speaker 1: said some kind of poem to me that involved a
Speaker 1: two by four and me not be abble to fit
Speaker 1: through a bathroom door.
Speaker 2: But but well he would go almost doore working out,
Speaker 2: and I would laugh out loud and just walk away.
Speaker 2: Sure you are, yeah, sure you are.
Speaker 1: Thank you for porter control.
Speaker 2: Lance McGarvey showed up.
Speaker 1: Wait he's not doing until ten, he'll so you're.
Speaker 2: Not do till ten.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this was all about. Virtual up
Speaker 1: for Moon.
Speaker 3: Thank you Sam Elliott that Lance.
Speaker 2: Sam combined.
Speaker 1: Over to the future boardroom the crocial River Lynch should
Speaker 1: Lady Lynch.
Speaker 5: Well, I was concerned about parking, Okay, I haven't been
Speaker 5: down to the studio and like attle, like I didn't know,
Speaker 5: and like you know, you said in the old days
Speaker 5: before COVID, you come downtown, you didn't find.
Speaker 1: Anywhere to post weeds. Is somebody down here?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: It's like I look and actually the very closest spot
Speaker 5: possibly on the street is open and a parking spots.
Speaker 2: From the parking lot. Dude, cheap.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know. I paid for the parking meter,
Speaker 5: but I don't know where the where is.
Speaker 1: That's just one of the parking.
Speaker 2: You know why, because mister Lance McGarvey when he goes
Speaker 2: to the Young Center, has his own parking space under
Speaker 2: We'll get you, and he pulls in. He drives into
Speaker 2: an under and parks next to you know, the Rick
Speaker 2: Patino's of the world.
Speaker 1: This guy's little name plate.
Speaker 2: Even voice of the Cards, even if it's.
Speaker 1: Somewhere at like Memorial Gardens way down here Convention Center,
Speaker 1: he'll still park there, soose family has to see his
Speaker 1: black Yeah, let's get back to the story. Though, boyd
Speaker 1: did we chase a hell of a scroll on that
Speaker 1: one man, Russell Crowe. I made the joke about how
Speaker 1: Russell Crowe should have been a gladiator too, because he's
Speaker 1: large and in charge. It's quite different than he looked
Speaker 1: in two thousand and one. But evidently director Ridley Scott
Speaker 1: said Russell Crowe actually wanted to reprise his row and
Speaker 1: kept calling him saying, just bring me back from the dead,
Speaker 1: bring me back from the dead, and the directors kept going, Russell.
Speaker 2: You're dead.
Speaker 1: Character's dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, characters dead. Dude, you couldn't even do flashbacks because
Speaker 2: he's so yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 1: Well he could have said, hey, that we accidentally left
Speaker 1: the body of whatever his name was Maximus in the
Speaker 1: Pond and it blew up.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's it's just Lightning in a bottle
Speaker 2: that movie. They if you listen to them talk about
Speaker 2: the making of that, they said they trashed most of
Speaker 2: the dialogue during the movie, like they were making this
Speaker 2: up as they were going along, and it's it's again
Speaker 2: Lightning in a Bottle. And I could watch it right now.
Speaker 3: He if he was in it, they were going to
Speaker 3: go for a glad he eate everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Let's start to its started to get your now. Maybe
Speaker 1: Dave is the funniest of the three.
Speaker 5: I've been listening every day. He's definitely moving up that scale.
Speaker 2: To give it to you, Dave, He's to give it
Speaker 2: to you, just letting you know.
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, I've been listening to Dwight's stick forever.
Speaker 1: Oh god, but it still makes me laugh. So that
Speaker 1: tells you it's pretty damn funny. And Benetty just puts it.
Speaker 2: All on a team for Dave and try to help
Speaker 2: him out, really, you know, just put it up there
Speaker 2: we go and to hear the same joke oh over yeah,
Speaker 2: and how many decades now when he does the pretending
Speaker 2: he walks by the new employee at work and pretends
Speaker 2: she pinched him on the butt and goes and jumps
Speaker 2: and runs away. I'm like, she'll turn around and go
Speaker 2: seeing it four thousand times whatever they have, he does
Speaker 2: it to every.
Speaker 3: New employee, including John right.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: What about the one where I grab the back of
Speaker 1: the seat of my pants and I start running real
Speaker 1: quick like boop, like you have to boop, and I
Speaker 1: just get him away, show up. I'm sorr sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 1: And then and then I'll walk out with a long
Speaker 1: string of toilet paper attached to my ship. He listen.
Speaker 5: He used to take me over to the to the
Speaker 5: old studio over the Bishop Lane years and years ago,
Speaker 5: and I just I would scratch my head walking out
Speaker 5: of there, go how does this guy keep a job?
Speaker 1: No other human being could do any of this stuff
Speaker 1: and keep a job. But it's they're like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: just why there was a lady that white privilege there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was there's a girl. There was a girl here
Speaker 1: and every time she wore she still works here, And
Speaker 1: every time she wore this particular long black dress, if
Speaker 1: she was talking to somebody at their desk.
Speaker 2: I would come, this is a true story.
Speaker 1: This is really this is a true story.
Speaker 2: He probably could be fired if somebody right.
Speaker 1: Now, there's no question. If she were talking to her
Speaker 1: boss or something and had her back turned to me,
Speaker 1: I would go behind her and I would put her
Speaker 1: black dress over my head. When my head's facing her
Speaker 1: butt now, I would see old timey photographer. I would
Speaker 1: hold my hand up like and she told me, she
Speaker 1: said you could feel them on her cheeks, and she
Speaker 1: would gegg and go, oh, Dwight, oh photographer.
Speaker 3: Good time for a Dutch oven.
Speaker 1: How in the world, how how can you keep it?
Speaker 5: It's like, here's the line, and he just doesn't even
Speaker 5: pay attention to that line. He just blows by that
Speaker 5: one hundred miles in our It's the old thing where
Speaker 5: if you foul too much, the rest can't call.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: Bingo, what? Why is Dwight privileged happening? Here? You go,
Speaker 2: Joey Bargains Supply, East Jefferson Street. Those are my friends.
Speaker 2: Go see Todd Hester's in charge of the appliance area
Speaker 2: back there. They know everything about appliances. Right now is
Speaker 2: a great time to bundle all of it together and
Speaker 2: get all four or five kitchen appliances all together and
Speaker 2: you save I think three or four thousand dollars on
Speaker 2: all of them bundled together, or at some point you
Speaker 2: would get one of them basically free if you bundle
Speaker 2: it all together, and boy, and they'll all match and
Speaker 2: it'll be awesome. Other than that, they've got every type
Speaker 2: of appliance. It's fantastic. So go to Bargains Supply, East
Speaker 2: Jefferson Street. It's new Low area. It's all so fixed
Speaker 2: up and nice down there. Go check them out. Plus,
Speaker 2: they have Christmas decorations for cheap. The extension courts I
Speaker 2: think started like a dollar. It's crazy. Go to Bargains Supply,
Speaker 2: East Jefferson Street.
Speaker 1: Susan, just set me the Uncle Buck picture. It looks
Speaker 1: like I'm wearing a fat suit. Do I post it?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not yet? Hang over you see it? Let
Speaker 2: me look at it all right? You do that back
Speaker 2: after this news radio forty whas look at