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<v Speaker 1>Social media is a cruel b word.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, from Todd Mud. Todd Mud two D's getting

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<v Speaker 2>sick and tired of guys. Here's Mudd in your h

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<v Speaker 2>here it is. Quote you're a towel? Can you can

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<v Speaker 2>you both zip it?

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<v Speaker 3>Quote?

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<v Speaker 1>Say one joke if Todd Mud was a porn star,

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<v Speaker 1>would that be a slug line? Here's Mutton your ride

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<v Speaker 1>and he throws a towel.

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<v Speaker 3>Quote it's his thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, okay, go ahead, thank you, thank you, uh Robert

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy Jr. For bringing Uh Can I read the quote? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to graders?

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<v Speaker 1>No, thiss is the meanest thing ever said to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, and it's on social media from a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Todd Mud.

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<v Speaker 2>Two D's quote, Hmmm, bring back fat Dwight. He was

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<v Speaker 2>funnier out.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you do it to Todd Dude? That is

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<v Speaker 2>just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Like we knew right to go for the juggular.

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<v Speaker 2>Darnedt Todd. You could work with David Spade. I mean, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's hard. It is hardcore Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look I just let you guys do the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Evidently Todd thinks, Hey, I'm gonna go eat some uh

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<v Speaker 1>holds for Todd.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, I'm gonna uh snow. Yesterday was fun. Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't see any of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw something, I just didn't do anything. So I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the airport last night and I went into

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom and it was super clean and awesome and

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<v Speaker 2>a lot nicer than some of the airports I've been in. Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I walked around and it was crazy busy. I don't know, stop,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you just going to airport?

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<v Speaker 1>And just like bumming around the.

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<v Speaker 2>Air Jackie from she was in La and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, you want to get your steps in or

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<v Speaker 1>something stupid tap a guy on the show to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the it's I mean, it's it's bedlom.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. It's I don't know why it was so busy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was seven o'clock last night, and I started in

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<v Speaker 2>my head to go I'm gonna say nice things about

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<v Speaker 2>the airport tomorrow, or how it's a well oiled machine

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<v Speaker 2>and this is really doing well, and it's it's a

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<v Speaker 2>nice airport.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an international airport.

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<v Speaker 2>It's small, it's very small, but it's nice. And then

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<v Speaker 2>and then it took an hour to get Jackie's luggage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're standing there and you're going and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand why it takes so long because they have two

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<v Speaker 1>whole turnstiles luggage.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they have four. And that was that was our point.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, we stood there for twenty minutes before

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<v Speaker 2>anyone said, oh, by the way, this uh what you

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<v Speaker 2>call that thing that goes the carousel is broken. They're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to fix it, and we're like, there are three

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<v Speaker 2>empty ones. Yeah, go ten feet to the right or

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<v Speaker 2>left and load them up.

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<v Speaker 1>To that contract.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty five minutes later they started to trickle in. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was ready to go. What a great airport. The

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<v Speaker 2>money has worked, it's working out. Well, it's a nice airport.

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<v Speaker 2>And then that crap happens. Just go to the next turnstile. Thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's every time that we get back, we wait,

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<v Speaker 2>every time. Go get an eighteen dollars drink, relax.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell? Well you got coupon? Yeah from uh

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<v Speaker 1>Marty Book. All right, I guess it'd be who hoo hoosiers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, my alias is Todd Mudd. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>it was Marty Book.

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<v Speaker 2>Marty Book.

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<v Speaker 3>Todd Muddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't trust him anything, Marty No, okay, so it blew

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<v Speaker 2>right past him. David, I got it, I got I

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<v Speaker 2>got it, I got it. This will shock you. You're

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<v Speaker 2>ready for you? Get your shock face ready to okay? Shockface? Okay, Dwight,

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<v Speaker 2>you got your shock face? Looks give it to me

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<v Speaker 2>now let me practice. Go. That's a three year old

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<v Speaker 2>pooping face.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows the three year old pooping because you look

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<v Speaker 2>at the baby and is he pooping?

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<v Speaker 1>Ready? It's gonna come with an audio as well as

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<v Speaker 1>a visual.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready your inflatable down face?

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<v Speaker 1>Shock? Look?

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<v Speaker 3>Now go?

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<v Speaker 1>What was that good?

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<v Speaker 3>He took his glances off as he did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, the three year old little precious girl yesterday that

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<v Speaker 2>self inflicted a gunshot wound to her chest. Never should

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<v Speaker 2>have had a gun in the apartment that he lived

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<v Speaker 2>out because the father was is a convicted felon and

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't have had a gun in the first place. The father, apparently, allegedly,

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<v Speaker 2>he said Amanta Goss g O. S s. Said he

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<v Speaker 2>loaded the gun and slipped it under the couch and

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<v Speaker 2>then just take a nap. First of all, you never

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<v Speaker 2>take a nap when a three year old is awake

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<v Speaker 2>in your apartment. That's that's like one oh one parenting right. Secondly,

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<v Speaker 2>you loaded it and slid it under the couch, and

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<v Speaker 2>you understand the couch level, and under couches is three

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<v Speaker 2>year old level. Of course, that's where they operate. They

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<v Speaker 2>always find stuff under the couch, or a ball or

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<v Speaker 2>a lego rolls under the couch, they go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So this little girl is gone. She passed away yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>at the hospital. They did their best to try to

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<v Speaker 2>save her life, but she is gone. And he's been

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<v Speaker 2>charged with second degree manslaughter and possession of a firearm

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<v Speaker 2>by a convicted felon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bet you ten bucks. I'll be I'll bet you

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<v Speaker 1>ten bucks. Well that's coming. We all know that that's

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<v Speaker 1>the obvious. But here's the bet. I'll bet you ten bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>If you look at his history. He has been in

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<v Speaker 1>a Louisville court and he should have been in jail

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<v Speaker 1>to begin with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I won't take that bet, but a lousy, lousy,

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<v Speaker 2>Louisville pathetic judge let him out. Yep, I'll bet you

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<v Speaker 2>ten bucks on that. So I'm sorry to shock both

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<v Speaker 2>of you. Three years old Aubrey Goss was her name.

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<v Speaker 2>We all throw let's all throw prayers for her. The

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<v Speaker 2>next couple of meals we have for Aubrey Goss. Poor

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<v Speaker 2>little girl passed away yesterday. Uh, here's some good news.

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<v Speaker 2>Ice rink in Paris Town is opening. Oh yeah, have

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<v Speaker 2>either one of you done the ice rink.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not been on the ice since I played

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<v Speaker 1>ice hockey, But the other day I was, I was

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning up and I saw my equipment back and I went,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of want to lace him up one more time.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this real eyes or that fake ice that they do? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was certainly fake ice.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it's like this weird material, but you can

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<v Speaker 4>kind of skate on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think it's realized.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's real.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to have the Paristown lady on yeah to

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<v Speaker 2>tell us.

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<v Speaker 1>But I saw their names, the Nancy Paris Town.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeahs, hey, Nance.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're if you're around, give us a text.

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<v Speaker 2>Paris Town is pretty cool area. But the ice rink

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<v Speaker 2>is opening and people go down there. The last time

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<v Speaker 2>I went down there, the rink was so packed.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm not you all like about Paris

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<v Speaker 1>Town if you go to like the concession line or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and someone's in front of you, and you go, I

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<v Speaker 1>want my hot dog. Hot dog. Now they usually throw

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<v Speaker 1>up a white flag and just walk away, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>first in line.

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<v Speaker 4>See that surrendered Tony, You see it was it was

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<v Speaker 4>a long drives.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the French. We don't even have a country

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<v Speaker 2>without the French. But go ahead, I mean they they

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<v Speaker 2>took care of his time.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw I saw a French rifle on eBay?

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<v Speaker 2>How much?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>What said?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Never fired, only dropped once.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't be a country without the French. But keep it up,

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<v Speaker 2>keep it up, keep it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Couldn't have crossword puzzles without the French. Jeez, we're obsessed

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<v Speaker 4>with France and.

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<v Speaker 2>Crossed, but we don't have a country without them.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you please not bathe? And could you please grew

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<v Speaker 1>you under extra lung for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have to go a bridge too far?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like bad Napoleon. All right, I got

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<v Speaker 2>a question for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's beerst.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know there was an evening with Chevy Chase

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<v Speaker 2>happening this Sunday?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it was coming, but I didn't know it

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<v Speaker 2>was this weekend. Okay, Sunday, the twenty fourth, that's the Sunday, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the twenty second. Yeah, A special thirty fifth,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, you want to feel old, A special

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<v Speaker 2>thirty fifth anniversary screening of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Vacation is thirty five years Christmas Vacations thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>years right, nineteen eighty nine, followed followed by a live

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<v Speaker 1>conversation in Q and A with Chevy Chase.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you, I sent you all a video yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Jackie's really looking good. You guys stop. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to be a stop. People your age need to

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<v Speaker 1>be careful with positions like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the new bud Light commercial making fun of themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't watched it yet. I haven't I saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't watched it.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a long version of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is. But they went and got the most

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<v Speaker 2>mane sort of. They went and got the right spokesman.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like when Papa John's hired Shack and said

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<v Speaker 2>put him on the board and then hired him as

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<v Speaker 2>a spokesman. It's the greatest move in Papa John's history.

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<v Speaker 2>And it brought the company back like instantly, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a great hire and whoever was on the board at

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<v Speaker 2>the time, great job. This one is the same way.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's poking fun of their woke commercials they've been doing,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're doing it with darn it, what's his name, So.

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<v Speaker 1>They're making fun of himself so deprecating.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, so he's in the wrong So he's got

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<v Speaker 2>a bud light. He's that gosh, darn it, what's his

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<v Speaker 2>darn name. So he's the all American guy, he's the

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<v Speaker 2>he's the big comedian now everyone loves he's the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>Shane something, Shane Gillis, DoD Rickles, Shane Gillis, Shane Gillis,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ninety percent sure it Shane Gillis. So he is

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<v Speaker 2>the like, the hip new guy, and he sort of

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<v Speaker 2>makes fun of Liberals and Republicans, but he makes fun

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<v Speaker 2>of both. But he's you know, he played college ball

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<v Speaker 2>and he's and he's kind of chunky now, so he

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<v Speaker 2>other guys like and they're you know, they're self harm

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<v Speaker 2>can see the tactic where they're going with this, and

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<v Speaker 4>Is this though, drawing attention to what they did instead

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<v Speaker 3>You're a Giants fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of that made a lot easier.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee it. They've been awful since you watching.

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<v Speaker 2>But nationally, consumers they move on pretty quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>They do. I wish more than people would speak with

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<v Speaker 2>People move on pretty quickly. All right, man, So let's

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<v Speaker 2>do the joke today. Yesterday, Christy Beebe did the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>of our president, the greatest joke of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wish. She's the most beautiful president ever and

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<v Speaker 1>the most funniest, funniest, most intelligence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't do that. You said she smelled like Christmas cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>quick because I got to make sure that I credit

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<v Speaker 2>I would sniff somebody if they had smelled like Christmas cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you? Why do I love you? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas cookies?

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>Shuttle down. I'm in judge now, all right, this comes

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<v Speaker 1>to Charlie on Twitter. Hey fellas, Hey, Charlie, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>Guy guy walks into a bar and he's got a

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, baby, I see you didn't use his last name

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<v Speaker 2>because you knew how bad it was going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Back after this, Joe bar Knows Pizza Friday Night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh baby, Baros Pizza, louisvill stop pizza. Folks, listen, we

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<v Speaker 1>go every single Friday night. But here's a trick for you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an old witting trick that I've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>for years. You should do it too. Do you eat

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<v Speaker 1>Baronos throughout the year? Yet? Me too? Let's get free money.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I mean. Black Friday, the Black Friday Sale

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<v Speaker 1>one day only at Baronol's Pizza. When you buy a

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<v Speaker 1>fifty dollars gift card, they're gonna give you twenty dollars free.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, A twenty dollars certificate. When you buy a

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<v Speaker 1>I go and I load up, and I eat a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of free meals a year. You should too. Plus

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<v Speaker 1>it's the perfect stocking stuffer. Did you go to just Timberlake?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you eat before you went? The other night?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it was Barono's at Third Market. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect place to eat before any event at the Young Center,

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<v Speaker 1>at the Center for the Arts, wherever Baronos Pizza, dine in,

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<v Speaker 1>carry out or delivery. Yeah, it's that good stick around

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<v Speaker 1>news at the bottom of the hour, News Radio eight

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<v Speaker 1>forty whas.

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<v Speaker 2>Shad rolling stones all day today because.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of our dear friend Chris Brown. He is a

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you, this guy is precious to every

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<v Speaker 1>one of us on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Show, all three of us for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do some good for the neighborhood. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a hell of a good time this Saturday night,

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow night. No, Saturday night, tomorrow night. It's today Friday. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I thought today was Oh my I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was Thursday. I'm dead serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I just stuck my hand in my pocket put.

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<v Speaker 2>On a.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh listen, join us tomorrow night, which is Saturday, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, correct at the Moose Lodge, Moose Lodge, Juice

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<v Speaker 1>four six one five Fagan Bush Lane. Here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a great tribute band. Their name is The Music

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<v Speaker 1>City Stones, they're out in Nashville. They're coming in. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play a concert from six pm till eleven pm. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>and who Love Us Strong? What a great hit. And

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<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be different Stones Rememborabill you there to bid

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<v Speaker 1>on and Neil Bourbon's or whatever, different different auction items

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<v Speaker 1>to bid on.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, let's do the easiness because Chris Brown has

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<v Speaker 2>been sick.

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<v Speaker 1>We got cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I didn't want to know what you talked to Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not, so I didn't know what was Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I should Maybe we should have talked about this

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<v Speaker 2>before we start talking about the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should have. Anyway, we love you, Chris Brown.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to see you Saturday night with the Music

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<v Speaker 1>Cities Tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Night to the Rotlidge, Fagan Bush, six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, knucklehead, what right now?

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<v Speaker 1>We just got Candada memo. This just in who they've

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<v Speaker 1>moved Saturday to tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Wow, Southern comfort, hot time, summer covered hot tub.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be in tonight with my wife, Susan. Is

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<v Speaker 1>how we love to kick off the weekend. Is how

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<v Speaker 1>we end just about every single night a vacation right

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<v Speaker 1>there in your own backyard. Folks, if you've ever wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a hot tub, and by the way, this is hot tub.

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<v Speaker 1>This is when you want to use it. Crisp, chill

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<v Speaker 1>in the air. If you ever want to one, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the week to get it. Today and tomorrow. The

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<v Speaker 1>biggest sell of the year still continuing. It's up to

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<v Speaker 1>fifty percent off hot tubs and swim spots. Not to

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<v Speaker 1>mention they have sonnets, they have massage chairs, even have

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<v Speaker 1>cold plunge tubs where you can take a cold plunge

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning or at night, but you can also

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<v Speaker 1>use as a hot tub. It goes from the thirties

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<v Speaker 1>up to one hundred and four degrees. Think you can't

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<v Speaker 1>afford to one, Think again. Hot tubs as low as

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five dollars a month. Susan and I we use

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<v Speaker 1>twelve months, same as cash and made our super duper affordable.

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<v Speaker 1>Go by and see the crew at Southern Covered Hot Tub.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell them we said, Hey, stick around, News on the way,

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<v Speaker 1>News ready to wait forty whas.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, undercover roly Stones all day today in honor

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<v Speaker 2>of Chris Brown, a friend of all three of us

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<v Speaker 2>on the show. Rarely do we have a friend that's

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<v Speaker 2>all connected to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Poor Chris, Poor Chris has I know white friend in

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<v Speaker 1>a totally different way, totally different way, me in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally different way with my sisters and stuff, and Dave

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<v Speaker 2>with a different friend group. It's crazy. So and so

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<v Speaker 2>his fundraising event will be tomorrow. He's been sick, hospital bills, YadA, YadA.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all gonna party at the Moose Lounge on Fagan

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<v Speaker 2>Bush Lane tomorrow night, starting at six o'clock. We're all old,

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<v Speaker 2>so six o'clock yes birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, the music City Stones are playing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a tribute band through the Stones out of Nashville, Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 1>Spoke with the lead singer yesterday. He says he's even

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<v Speaker 1>doing some some deep cuts for Chris. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. There's gonna be auction items there, like stones,

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<v Speaker 1>different things like that.

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<v Speaker 2>As you'd run into Chris and go hey, he'd go,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to the Stones and I go, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know they were anywhere around here. No, no, no, And Amsterdam, Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 1>What you see the guy's arm. So he's been to

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<v Speaker 1>so many different countries that you know you've seen the

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<v Speaker 1>Rolling Stones come on in You've seen the Rolling Stone's

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<v Speaker 1>logo with like the American flag tongue on his arm.

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<v Speaker 1>He has all the different countries that he's been through,

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's not weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not weird, it's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you and Chris are Rolling Stones. Weird, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean weirds. Let's go see the same band four thousand,

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<v Speaker 2>So come out and join us tomorrow, Rivers Music City, Stones,

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<v Speaker 2>Moose lies for six. By the way, his son, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>he would be in the running for being the pound

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<v Speaker 2>for pound the greatest high school wrestler in Kentucky history.

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<v Speaker 1>I taught him everything he knows.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, that's what we did.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I met Chris Brown, because Chris hired me

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<v Speaker 1>as a coach from.

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<v Speaker 2>Three straight state titles.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I joked about this yesterday. How come they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>bring back Russell Crowe for Gladiator too?

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<v Speaker 2>Why? Because he's fat?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say the f work.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm sorry, weight challenge. You gotta say weight challenge

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<v Speaker 2>horizontally challenged. Sorry, horizontally challenged? Question mark?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you go with?

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<v Speaker 2>Lance McGarvey, Oh, damn, Lance McGarvey and you're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>being chunky, and you looked at your friend Lance and said,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you go by?

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<v Speaker 1>But here's why I have a seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Lance.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was a fat and I'm on my way back,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm on the way back. Why can you say?

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<v Speaker 2>Why can you say fat?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because what he has? Because what's a fat? Always a fat?

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<v Speaker 2>I asked him Lance, if this dryer is set on

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<v Speaker 2>too hot? It is too hot, like it's set too

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<v Speaker 2>high because his shirts are shrinking.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you're filling him out pretty well, not this shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Lance, when I was full flashed fat, you would

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<v Speaker 1>take anything right if you thought you were losing just

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. You get excited and I walk in

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<v Speaker 1>Sannator' pub. He goes, hey, dog, you losing weight. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean you look at dinner? I said, really,

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<v Speaker 1>goes no, I'm messing with you. That's true story, the

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<v Speaker 1>one time, just on the fat thing. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>when Caldy Calhoun retired, right, he had a big party

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<v Speaker 1>down at the Young Center. We were over at I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember what bar, a.

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<v Speaker 5>Side bar or somewhere down in there, you know, having

427
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<v Speaker 5>a big pre concert celebration that Dwight invited me to,

428
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<v Speaker 5>and I walked in there and he had a he

429
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<v Speaker 5>had an awesome, like really cool guys shirt.

430
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<v Speaker 2>On silly shirt.

431
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<v Speaker 1>It was awesome.

432
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<v Speaker 5>But I looked at him and I thought, oh my god,

433
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<v Speaker 5>he looks like a tick about them pop.

434
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<v Speaker 2>Like.

435
00:20:38.519 --> 00:20:41.359
<v Speaker 5>I was like kind of worried at the time. But no,

436
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<v Speaker 5>you look fantastic singing a little while you weren't. He

437
00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:46.880
<v Speaker 5>says he was a fat dog.

438
00:20:46.920 --> 00:20:47.480
<v Speaker 2>He was.

439
00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I found this out, not Susan, but uh, the girl

440
00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:57.519
<v Speaker 1>right before Susan. My mom called without my knowledge and said,

441
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<v Speaker 1>can you say something to Dwight. He he's morbidly call

442
00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:08.720
<v Speaker 1>me obees to my girlfriend.

443
00:21:13.400 --> 00:21:17.559
<v Speaker 2>But Lance, you weren't there at iHeart at the old

444
00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:20.599
<v Speaker 2>building where the lowest part for Dwight was in his

445
00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:23.960
<v Speaker 2>cubicle where he was dipping. He would have a dip cup.

446
00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:27.240
<v Speaker 2>He would have a stain on his shirt. He was

447
00:21:28.319 --> 00:21:30.759
<v Speaker 2>staying on his button down shirt.

448
00:21:30.680 --> 00:21:33.000
<v Speaker 1>On his dress shirt that he was wearing a suit.

449
00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Probably half drunk, and cigarettes in the truck, so cigarettes dipping,

450
00:21:38.279 --> 00:21:43.160
<v Speaker 2>fat little afternoon and the saddest, saddest look on his face.

451
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<v Speaker 1>The greatest picture ever, though, is the uncle Buck picture.

452
00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I was doing a live remoted hoops on Strawberry Lane. Yeah,

453
00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:54.039
<v Speaker 1>and we were with one hundred point five the fox.

454
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<v Speaker 1>Susan is beside me, not an ounce of fat on her.

455
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<v Speaker 1>It looks super hot, blonde. I am with her probably

456
00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:05.440
<v Speaker 1>every bit of two point fifty. I've got to four chins,

457
00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:08.559
<v Speaker 1>I've got a Guinness and a cigarette. I gotta get

458
00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:09.960
<v Speaker 1>her sending that I gotta post.

459
00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:12.839
<v Speaker 2>That picture, right, because that was about the time Lance

460
00:22:12.880 --> 00:22:14.880
<v Speaker 2>and Yeah that I looked at both of them and said, huh,

461
00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:16.400
<v Speaker 2>who did better after the breakup?

462
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<v Speaker 1>Well, I will say this about Dwight.

463
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<v Speaker 5>It's something about the funny guys, right, because dude, this

464
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<v Speaker 5>guy never was.

465
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<v Speaker 1>Lonely, let's put it that way.

466
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<v Speaker 5>And it was a variety for just such a long

467
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<v Speaker 5>time guy. It was like the Chris Farley thing, that

468
00:22:32.920 --> 00:22:35.920
<v Speaker 5>the Belushi thing. I don't know, but there was something

469
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<v Speaker 5>to that. But I like you this. But although those guys,

470
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<v Speaker 5>they don't make it past being morbidly a bee and

471
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<v Speaker 5>you did.

472
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I did too.

473
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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I've always been struggling with that fatness myself.

474
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<v Speaker 1>Can you by the way, the generation at Yeah.

475
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<v Speaker 5>So I go with you can call somebody fat. You

476
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<v Speaker 5>can call me fat, I can call you fat. Who

477
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<v Speaker 5>cares you're fat?

478
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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there is a meme and I bet you

479
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<v Speaker 2>you've seen it online of the different generations and what

480
00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:06.039
<v Speaker 2>they say when am I fat? They have the boomer answer,

481
00:23:06.200 --> 00:23:08.599
<v Speaker 2>they have the millennial answer, gen Z answer, and gen

482
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<v Speaker 2>X answer. All the other ones are are kind of

483
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<v Speaker 2>nice and like, no, you know, you gotta get to

484
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<v Speaker 2>gen X. I know five fat people and you're four

485
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<v Speaker 2>of them. And that's that's not I said, that's gen X.

486
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<v Speaker 3>I said.

487
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<v Speaker 2>That sums it all up for us, is why we're

488
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<v Speaker 2>so cruel. But you know, but again we're not think.

489
00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:34.640
<v Speaker 2>We don't think we're being ridicule.

490
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<v Speaker 1>Save my life, man, This guy he would give me

491
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<v Speaker 1>what four all the time about my weight. And finally

492
00:23:39.519 --> 00:23:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I had enough and I did well that and then

493
00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I got a pre diabetes diagnosis and and I locked

494
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<v Speaker 1>it down. Man, I'm gonna save my life. Susan and

495
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<v Speaker 1>I we were watching a show the other night. We

496
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<v Speaker 1>we just do the ad based subscriptions because it's cheaper.

497
00:23:54.200 --> 00:23:57.480
<v Speaker 1>And they have this really large person in black and

498
00:23:57.519 --> 00:24:01.720
<v Speaker 1>white like dancing around slowly and then she falls into

499
00:24:01.759 --> 00:24:03.960
<v Speaker 1>an ocean and it shows her underwater and she's like

500
00:24:04.039 --> 00:24:05.960
<v Speaker 1>jiggling about with and she's large.

501
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:06.880
<v Speaker 2>What are you watching?

502
00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:12.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a commercial and commercial it's a commercial. We're like,

503
00:24:12.680 --> 00:24:13.240
<v Speaker 1>what what what?

504
00:24:13.559 --> 00:24:14.000
<v Speaker 2>What?

505
00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:17.880
<v Speaker 1>What is going on? What is this? And it starts saying, sure,

506
00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:24.039
<v Speaker 1>obesity is a problem, but somehow it justified being obese.

507
00:24:24.720 --> 00:24:27.240
<v Speaker 1>And it was by a pharmaceutical company. And we looked

508
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<v Speaker 1>at each other and we said, well, of course they

509
00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:31.039
<v Speaker 1>want people to say obese. They want to sell blood

510
00:24:31.039 --> 00:24:33.039
<v Speaker 1>pressure matters, and they want to sell statons.

511
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<v Speaker 5>They want to Well who else wants wants uh body

512
00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:41.480
<v Speaker 5>positivity to be a thing? People that make uh the

513
00:24:41.519 --> 00:24:44.960
<v Speaker 5>ho hoes and snickers and all that stuff, right and

514
00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:47.200
<v Speaker 5>the cereals, Oh, don't worry about it.

515
00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Every we should accept this all for this.

516
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<v Speaker 5>No, you need to have a friend like Tony that

517
00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.319
<v Speaker 5>will put his arm around and listen, Bud, I love

518
00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:55.839
<v Speaker 5>you and I don't want you to die.

519
00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:57.359
<v Speaker 1>We didn't say that, And you've got to.

520
00:24:59.440 --> 00:24:59.799
<v Speaker 3>What do you want?

521
00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:00.880
<v Speaker 1>He's made fun of it.

522
00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:02.200
<v Speaker 2>I would just go, what am I gonna? What do

523
00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:04.079
<v Speaker 2>you want to see at your funeral? If I fat ass?

524
00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:07.960
<v Speaker 1>If I recall he said some kind of poem, he

525
00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:09.799
<v Speaker 1>said some kind of poem to me that involved a

526
00:25:09.880 --> 00:25:11.400
<v Speaker 1>two by four and me not be abble to fit

527
00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:12.440
<v Speaker 1>through a bathroom door.

528
00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:16.519
<v Speaker 2>But but well he would go almost doore working out,

529
00:25:16.559 --> 00:25:18.759
<v Speaker 2>and I would laugh out loud and just walk away.

530
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<v Speaker 2>Sure you are, yeah, sure you are.

531
00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:23.319
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for porter control.

532
00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Lance McGarvey showed up.

533
00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:28.079
<v Speaker 1>Wait he's not doing until ten, he'll so you're.

534
00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:28.599
<v Speaker 2>Not do till ten.

535
00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what this was all about. Virtual up

536
00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:34.519
<v Speaker 1>for Moon.

537
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:38.480
<v Speaker 3>Thank you Sam Elliott that Lance.

538
00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:41.519
<v Speaker 2>Sam combined.

539
00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:48.559
<v Speaker 1>Over to the future boardroom the crocial River Lynch should

540
00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:49.519
<v Speaker 1>Lady Lynch.

541
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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was concerned about parking, Okay, I haven't been

542
00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:55.759
<v Speaker 5>down to the studio and like attle, like I didn't know,

543
00:25:55.960 --> 00:25:57.839
<v Speaker 5>and like you know, you said in the old days

544
00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:00.599
<v Speaker 5>before COVID, you come downtown, you didn't find.

545
00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Anywhere to post weeds. Is somebody down here?

546
00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:03.799
<v Speaker 2>Now?

547
00:26:03.799 --> 00:26:06.799
<v Speaker 5>It's like I look and actually the very closest spot

548
00:26:06.920 --> 00:26:11.720
<v Speaker 5>possibly on the street is open and a parking spots.

549
00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:13.400
<v Speaker 2>From the parking lot. Dude, cheap.

550
00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:15.839
<v Speaker 5>No, I don't know. I paid for the parking meter,

551
00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:18.039
<v Speaker 5>but I don't know where the where is.

552
00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:19.559
<v Speaker 1>That's just one of the parking.

553
00:26:20.839 --> 00:26:24.039
<v Speaker 2>You know why, because mister Lance McGarvey when he goes

554
00:26:24.039 --> 00:26:27.400
<v Speaker 2>to the Young Center, has his own parking space under

555
00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:30.599
<v Speaker 2>We'll get you, and he pulls in. He drives into

556
00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:32.920
<v Speaker 2>an under and parks next to you know, the Rick

557
00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:34.119
<v Speaker 2>Patino's of the world.

558
00:26:34.279 --> 00:26:35.400
<v Speaker 1>This guy's little name plate.

559
00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Even voice of the Cards, even if it's.

560
00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Somewhere at like Memorial Gardens way down here Convention Center,

561
00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:44.079
<v Speaker 1>he'll still park there, soose family has to see his

562
00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:49.279
<v Speaker 1>black Yeah, let's get back to the story. Though, boyd

563
00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:51.119
<v Speaker 1>did we chase a hell of a scroll on that

564
00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:53.440
<v Speaker 1>one man, Russell Crowe. I made the joke about how

565
00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Russell Crowe should have been a gladiator too, because he's

566
00:26:56.920 --> 00:26:59.400
<v Speaker 1>large and in charge. It's quite different than he looked

567
00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:05.240
<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and one. But evidently director Ridley Scott

568
00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:08.839
<v Speaker 1>said Russell Crowe actually wanted to reprise his row and

569
00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:12.240
<v Speaker 1>kept calling him saying, just bring me back from the dead,

570
00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:16.160
<v Speaker 1>bring me back from the dead, and the directors kept going, Russell.

571
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:16.319
<v Speaker 2>You're dead.

572
00:27:16.519 --> 00:27:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Character's dead.

573
00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, characters dead. Dude, you couldn't even do flashbacks because

574
00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:24.000
<v Speaker 2>he's so yeah, there's no way.

575
00:27:24.839 --> 00:27:27.039
<v Speaker 1>Well he could have said, hey, that we accidentally left

576
00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:30.200
<v Speaker 1>the body of whatever his name was Maximus in the

577
00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:31.599
<v Speaker 1>Pond and it blew up.

578
00:27:31.920 --> 00:27:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, it's it's just Lightning in a bottle

579
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:38.599
<v Speaker 2>that movie. They if you listen to them talk about

580
00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:41.079
<v Speaker 2>the making of that, they said they trashed most of

581
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:44.799
<v Speaker 2>the dialogue during the movie, like they were making this

582
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:46.880
<v Speaker 2>up as they were going along, and it's it's again

583
00:27:46.960 --> 00:27:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Lightning in a Bottle. And I could watch it right now.

584
00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:51.799
<v Speaker 3>He if he was in it, they were going to

585
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:53.559
<v Speaker 3>go for a glad he eate everything.

586
00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:56.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's pretty good.

587
00:27:57.039 --> 00:28:00.519
<v Speaker 1>Let's start to its started to get your now. Maybe

588
00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Dave is the funniest of the three.

589
00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:07.920
<v Speaker 5>I've been listening every day. He's definitely moving up that scale.

590
00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:10.599
<v Speaker 2>To give it to you, Dave, He's to give it

591
00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:12.000
<v Speaker 2>to you, just letting you know.

592
00:28:12.119 --> 00:28:15.759
<v Speaker 5>I mean, listen, I've been listening to Dwight's stick forever.

593
00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, but it still makes me laugh. So that

594
00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:22.680
<v Speaker 1>tells you it's pretty damn funny. And Benetty just puts it.

595
00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:25.359
<v Speaker 2>All on a team for Dave and try to help

596
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:27.960
<v Speaker 2>him out, really, you know, just put it up there

597
00:28:28.039 --> 00:28:31.839
<v Speaker 2>we go and to hear the same joke oh over yeah,

598
00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:35.119
<v Speaker 2>and how many decades now when he does the pretending

599
00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:37.759
<v Speaker 2>he walks by the new employee at work and pretends

600
00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:40.720
<v Speaker 2>she pinched him on the butt and goes and jumps

601
00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:43.440
<v Speaker 2>and runs away. I'm like, she'll turn around and go

602
00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:48.079
<v Speaker 2>seeing it four thousand times whatever they have, he does

603
00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:49.119
<v Speaker 2>it to every.

604
00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:51.079
<v Speaker 3>New employee, including John right.

605
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:51.519
<v Speaker 2>Correct.

606
00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:54.200
<v Speaker 1>What about the one where I grab the back of

607
00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:55.799
<v Speaker 1>the seat of my pants and I start running real

608
00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:58.599
<v Speaker 1>quick like boop, like you have to boop, and I

609
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:02.000
<v Speaker 1>just get him away, show up. I'm sorr sorry, so sorry.

610
00:29:02.279 --> 00:29:04.240
<v Speaker 1>And then and then I'll walk out with a long

611
00:29:04.279 --> 00:29:08.000
<v Speaker 1>string of toilet paper attached to my ship. He listen.

612
00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:09.519
<v Speaker 5>He used to take me over to the to the

613
00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:12.400
<v Speaker 5>old studio over the Bishop Lane years and years ago,

614
00:29:13.160 --> 00:29:15.440
<v Speaker 5>and I just I would scratch my head walking out

615
00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:17.480
<v Speaker 5>of there, go how does this guy keep a job?

616
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>No other human being could do any of this stuff

617
00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and keep a job. But it's they're like, oh, it's

618
00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>just why there was a lady that white privilege there. Yeah,

619
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:31.680
<v Speaker 1>there was there's a girl. There was a girl here

620
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:34.599
<v Speaker 1>and every time she wore she still works here, And

621
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:38.039
<v Speaker 1>every time she wore this particular long black dress, if

622
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:40.160
<v Speaker 1>she was talking to somebody at their desk.

623
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:41.559
<v Speaker 2>I would come, this is a true story.

624
00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:43.359
<v Speaker 1>This is really this is a true story.

625
00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:45.640
<v Speaker 2>He probably could be fired if somebody right.

626
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Now, there's no question. If she were talking to her

627
00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:50.039
<v Speaker 1>boss or something and had her back turned to me,

628
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>I would go behind her and I would put her

629
00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:55.359
<v Speaker 1>black dress over my head. When my head's facing her

630
00:29:55.400 --> 00:30:01.480
<v Speaker 1>butt now, I would see old timey photographer. I would

631
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:06.119
<v Speaker 1>hold my hand up like and she told me, she

632
00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:09.839
<v Speaker 1>said you could feel them on her cheeks, and she

633
00:30:09.880 --> 00:30:14.400
<v Speaker 1>would gegg and go, oh, Dwight, oh photographer.

634
00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:16.599
<v Speaker 3>Good time for a Dutch oven.

635
00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>How in the world, how how can you keep it?

636
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:24.839
<v Speaker 5>It's like, here's the line, and he just doesn't even

637
00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 5>pay attention to that line. He just blows by that

638
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.440
<v Speaker 5>one hundred miles in our It's the old thing where

639
00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:33.240
<v Speaker 5>if you foul too much, the rest can't call.

640
00:30:34.519 --> 00:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Bingo, what? Why is Dwight privileged happening? Here? You go,

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<v Speaker 2>Joey Bargains Supply, East Jefferson Street. Those are my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Go see Todd Hester's in charge of the appliance area

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<v Speaker 2>back there. They know everything about appliances. Right now is

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<v Speaker 2>a great time to bundle all of it together and

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<v Speaker 2>get all four or five kitchen appliances all together and

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<v Speaker 2>you save I think three or four thousand dollars on

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<v Speaker 2>all of them bundled together, or at some point you

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<v Speaker 2>would get one of them basically free if you bundle

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<v Speaker 2>it all together, and boy, and they'll all match and

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<v Speaker 2>it'll be awesome. Other than that, they've got every type

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<v Speaker 2>of appliance. It's fantastic. So go to Bargains Supply, East

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<v Speaker 2>Jefferson Street. It's new Low area. It's all so fixed

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<v Speaker 2>up and nice down there. Go check them out. Plus,

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<v Speaker 2>they have Christmas decorations for cheap. The extension courts I

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<v Speaker 2>think started like a dollar. It's crazy. Go to Bargains Supply,

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<v Speaker 2>East Jefferson Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Susan, just set me the Uncle Buck picture. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm wearing a fat suit. Do I post it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, not yet? Hang over you see it? Let

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<v Speaker 2>me look at it all right? You do that back

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<v Speaker 2>after this news radio forty whas look at