Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts.
Speaker 2: EG.
Speaker 1: You're about to teach.
Speaker 3: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray Guns, Derek
Speaker 3: black Beat and Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some shiit.
Speaker 4: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory.
Speaker 3: I think the solution is to give children guns only. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, like you can't just give guns to all
Speaker 3: people by adult adults.
Speaker 2: Adults have proven themselves I'm not worthy of owning guns,
Speaker 2: because where what do adults do with guns?
Speaker 1: Wars kill?
Speaker 2: Children don't start wars. They don't with guns. They can
Speaker 2: kill other kids maybe a little bit, Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: that's not.
Speaker 3: Like a war.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They just need them for purely self defense because they
Speaker 3: keep getting blasted in schools. Yeah, and they just need
Speaker 3: to defend themselves. And I think that's what the Second Amendment.
Speaker 1: Was actually for.
Speaker 2: I think what we need to take.
Speaker 1: Yourself from a tyrannical school shooting.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: In fact, I would go even at further.
Speaker 2: I would say, especially in Red States, just just to
Speaker 2: see right, I think we should enforce guns. Yes, guns everywhere. Yes,
Speaker 2: we need auto turrets in the hallways. I agree every
Speaker 2: kid should have at minimum in AK forty seven, Yeah,
Speaker 2: with a polished would handle.
Speaker 1: Good old like seventy style.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seventy style, like an uncharted two kind of weapon.
Speaker 1: I'm liking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll be very safe.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: I think I think it would be a stellemy. I
Speaker 3: think I think we that theory works.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If every single one of those people have guns, right,
Speaker 3: absolutely nobody can afford the fuck around right now?
Speaker 2: Will there be the occasional kid who accidentally pushes it and.
Speaker 1: Takes out three other children? Sure, but that's not as bad.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's a lot less than some fucking dumb idiot with
Speaker 3: the bowl cut like come in and Swiss cheese, and
Speaker 3: like twenty of them.
Speaker 1: It is always a bowl cut. Yeah. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I don't know the something about it.
Speaker 3: It's something about having that hairstyle that drives. He would say,
Speaker 3: it makes you well as soon as it's fit ish
Speaker 3: just kill kill kill.
Speaker 2: Why that's why rock Le always freaks me out.
Speaker 1: Oh he's a bowl cut guy. Yeah, I unfortunately don't
Speaker 1: know who that is. Doesn't matter, it really does not matter.
Speaker 2: On the Star Tag podcast, it's me Chris, it's him, Sweeney,
Speaker 2: look at him. He got a busted lip. His wife
Speaker 2: beat him up, and that's uh, Derek is me look
Speaker 2: at him?
Speaker 1: I'm blind? Yeah, he's blind. Feeling good though? Are you
Speaker 1: any better at piano now that you can't see?
Speaker 3: I actually legitimately feel better at piano Whenever I put
Speaker 3: these on and I'm like, I'm blind, I I intuitively
Speaker 3: understand all the keys right like like I was before.
Speaker 1: I always struggled.
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, which one see which one's uh? And
Speaker 3: then I'm like, oh, I get it now. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 3: It's weird how it works like that.
Speaker 1: It is crazy how it absolutely works that way. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm also as I'm getting older, I'm getting a little
Speaker 3: bit better at the harmonica. Oh, Like say, by the
Speaker 3: time I'm like eighty, I'm gonna be a fucking master
Speaker 3: at it, because, for whatever reason, all old people are
Speaker 3: fantastic at Harmonica's old men essentially.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I remember, dude, I used to I used
Speaker 2: to have harmonica when I was kidding. I remember really
Speaker 2: liking it, and then it mysteriously vanished one day and
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure my parents just got sick of hearing it.
Speaker 1: What's his parents doing that shit? Bro? Like it must
Speaker 1: have been a ghost.
Speaker 3: My parents swipe my fucking fake desert eagle. Well, I mean,
Speaker 3: like look look to be fair. Even though they could
Speaker 3: have just talked to me about it, I did cut
Speaker 3: off the orange tip that you know, differentiates that it's
Speaker 3: an actual toy. And it also if you put batteries
Speaker 3: in it, it made the desert eagle sound.
Speaker 1: So it was a really cool toy. I spent my.
Speaker 3: Life eagle sound or it made like, you know, the desert. Yes,
Speaker 3: it made a desert eagle sound.
Speaker 4: Because it's still ridiculous because it's not that such a
Speaker 4: gross sound coming from like a fucking nineteen ninety three
Speaker 4: toy that with the dumb ass stupid speaker that sound dumb.
Speaker 1: This was probably like it like, blam.
Speaker 2: It immediately it peaks, immediately, blame.
Speaker 3: It wasn't It actually was pretty decent, and I feel
Speaker 3: like that was the reason why I met. I never
Speaker 3: saw those guns again.
Speaker 1: A subword for that'd be crazy.
Speaker 3: I think they I think that was one of those
Speaker 3: things that didn't last very long for a good reason.
Speaker 1: Like the toy, I would imagine I never shot agle. No,
Speaker 1: I've never showt a desert egle.
Speaker 4: I had a chance to, but it fucking scared the
Speaker 4: funk out of your way and hoped someone's arms up.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm not even really convinced that
Speaker 2: they're real guns, you know what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think people really ever used them. I think
Speaker 4: they exist, people didn't use those guns. What I mean,
Speaker 4: like they don't feel like I don't know. To me,
Speaker 4: like a gun is like that's a weapon of war.
Speaker 1: You bring them into forties and turn that.
Speaker 2: Into like a battle, like a tactical battle, and the
Speaker 2: Desert Eagle doesn't seem like there's any tactical advantage to
Speaker 2: it even slightly.
Speaker 1: All it'll kill you if it gets you.
Speaker 4: Pistol for me is like no one used this really,
Speaker 4: Like these are not real, Well, these are guns for
Speaker 4: people to have to say it's they have the guns all.
Speaker 1: Crazy guns are pretty much military you know.
Speaker 4: Not even in the military, but like because like have
Speaker 4: like all of the like it's.
Speaker 3: Not it's not necessarily it's not practical to have, but
Speaker 3: I think it's like it's kind of like I think
Speaker 3: a lot of people probably will bring novelty guns with
Speaker 3: them because it's just why not and all to also
Speaker 3: say that like, oh I killed this you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: people people killed this Hodgi with fucking there's eagle.
Speaker 4: People shoot people shoot them. But like, I don't, I
Speaker 4: don't see. I don't, like my brain can't nationalize using
Speaker 4: a forty up pistol, Like I don't. I don't know
Speaker 4: what those caliber pistols are used for. It's like, what
Speaker 4: do you that they shoot six bullets. They're crazy loud,
Speaker 4: they're unruly as fuck, they hurt, Like why.
Speaker 1: Do you there's no gun that's quiet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like even comparative to like even compared to
Speaker 4: like a fucking a nine.
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying, like scream. Yeah, they're eagles, literally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they do. That's what they do. Well.
Speaker 2: Listen, guys, Trump is uh currently, like as we're recording this,
Speaker 2: he's doing his live address. He's probably going to and
Speaker 2: going to announce that, uh his anus is bleeding and
Speaker 2: it won't stop.
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna announce that he's dead and then
Speaker 1: he's gonna die. You imagine he just crumbles to dust
Speaker 1: Marcus's dad. That would be so funny because like that,
Speaker 1: am I dead? That? Are you dead?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because that is when you see something that ridiculous. You're
Speaker 3: gonna have to question your your you're if you're even alive.
Speaker 1: I got a way question.
Speaker 4: I got to try to wake up really quickly, like
Speaker 4: you wake up before I get trapped into this dumb dream.
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Speaker 2: that stuff. Uh, I'm gonna take I need to address
Speaker 2: the audience for a second. This is the first question
Speaker 2: that we got this this month, right September, for the
Speaker 2: month of September five, It's got ten up votes. So
Speaker 2: the community saw this and was like, yes, this needs
Speaker 2: to be asked on the show.
Speaker 1: I love the community.
Speaker 2: Okay, so carpeted, microwave rode in cool insane name this
Speaker 2: good day, gentlemen, Could you fart so hard your balls explode?
Speaker 1: It's a good one. Amazing, Yeah, ten ten length.
Speaker 3: Ten ten up votes, very very important. Far so hard
Speaker 3: your balls explode? Ah, So that implies that some of the.
Speaker 4: Gotta be sitting down clearly like no, oh, it's okay,
Speaker 4: you're more creative, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean it would almost imply that for them to
Speaker 1: actually explode, not just feel the force of it and
Speaker 1: hurt your balls, but explode, that would either have to
Speaker 1: be like in this gentleman's uh predicament, maybe he actually
Speaker 1: gets uh, it doesn't go through his anus, the the
Speaker 1: gas gets trapped in his his ball.
Speaker 2: Sack right right, shut, yeah, and so the gas could
Speaker 2: only go it's got to go somewhere, naturally goes to.
Speaker 1: The ballsack and right. So that's that's how the body works.
Speaker 1: It absolutely does.
Speaker 3: You know, like the prostates like, hey, it's like a train.
Speaker 3: They're like deviating, changing.
Speaker 2: The tracks here here because we got to get rid
Speaker 2: of this, you know, like it's too far down to
Speaker 2: go out the mouth.
Speaker 3: So uh, that'd be crazy. Like what if you could
Speaker 3: do that, Like you're like just shift the track, Yeah,
Speaker 3: shift it and then all of a sudden like benefit
Speaker 3: with that mouth you sentially fart out your mouth And
Speaker 3: that would be horrific.
Speaker 1: So it's some good theory crafting. Yeah, well, carbon building
Speaker 1: right there, that's like some that's the beginning of our story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, carpet microwave, your question is could you could you
Speaker 2: do this answers, Now, I can't do this very so
Speaker 2: you can do it, or maybe you aspire to do it.
Speaker 1: Tell you what so youranus shut?
Speaker 2: Get back to me, yeah, and then uh we'll follow up.
Speaker 3: I'm excited to to hear the end results.
Speaker 4: Right, His mom mom writes the month later, Yeah, he dies.
Speaker 2: You guys killed if you guys killed my son because
Speaker 2: you you you read a stupid comment.
Speaker 1: You killed my fifty eight year old. I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 1: You killed my fifty eight year old son.
Speaker 2: It's like, what my fifty eight year old, my fifty
Speaker 2: eight year old child did this.
Speaker 4: I wonder if we have any any I don't know
Speaker 4: if we have any geriatric fans.
Speaker 2: We must have at least one I got to be
Speaker 2: geriatric kind of it. That's like, what like seventies and
Speaker 2: that's seventies. What's octogenarian.
Speaker 1: I guess it's eighty. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there must be at least one seventy year old
Speaker 2: watching this, not really understanding how to ask questions because
Speaker 2: they're just like, I don't know, I don't get this
Speaker 2: new fangled fucking website shit, you know, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know his radio, Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Has this on a shortwave radio.
Speaker 2: He sends pigeons to Burdbank generally in the vicinity, dropping
Speaker 2: questions for the show, just hoping that like maybe it'll
Speaker 2: like land in front of us.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: The birds always a crazy idea to me. He's like,
Speaker 4: that's so fucking cool. You could get animal to do that.
Speaker 3: It is nuts, because I don't have the patience to
Speaker 3: ever train a bird to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I think it's I believe degree, but it's like, well.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of a conspiracy.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I've never seen a bird do it, so,
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 4: Just birds stop at a feeding place.
Speaker 2: That's not what we're talking about. Well, that's how it works, though,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about.
Speaker 4: They make them stop at like feeding posts until they
Speaker 4: eventually get to the point where they're at like you know,
Speaker 4: like hopefully they make it from point to point to
Speaker 4: point to gets where people are like are taking messages.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: Why every time I've walked into a bird, it's flown away.
Speaker 2: You're telling me, somebody goes up to it, goes up
Speaker 2: to his leg and it's carrying a fucking scroll with
Speaker 2: like advanced coordinates at it.
Speaker 4: Those those clearly birds that are socialized.
Speaker 2: And what if, like there's a really secret message that
Speaker 2: gets like, what if an eagle eats a fucking bird
Speaker 2: and then the leg falls and I'm sure it happens
Speaker 2: get into it seems like a very unwatch. Just get
Speaker 2: a guy to do it.
Speaker 1: They get a guy to fly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course they did. I just do
Speaker 2: you think it's a train a bird to do anything?
Speaker 2: I just have seen birds. Not every bird I've ever
Speaker 2: met has just not been smart enough.
Speaker 1: To do anything. That doesn't mean anything. It does, it
Speaker 1: means everything.
Speaker 4: You've never met someone that's a fucking like I don't
Speaker 4: know a fucking astronaut. Doesn't mean people can't be astronaut.
Speaker 1: I've met an astronaut? You have?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Actually, ill, Yeah, you've never met like I don't know if.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, like, I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: been to space. But I met that.
Speaker 2: I have met somebody who is technically aswer.
Speaker 1: We met a guy that claimed he was an astronaut.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a better man. Maybe you never met like
Speaker 4: a fucking assassin. People can be assassin.
Speaker 1: I've met assassin. No, you haven't. You want to know
Speaker 1: he would have claimed to be an assassin. The same
Speaker 1: guy he was on a Halloween party was like assassin. Now.
Speaker 1: He gave me his business card.
Speaker 2: He said it said, uh, redacted redacted assassid.
Speaker 1: Oh if you ever need to go to space and
Speaker 1: or have someone killed. He's like the part aid part
Speaker 1: I've asked for.
Speaker 4: That Agent forty seven type shit is like, I could
Speaker 4: do it all. Whatever you need me to do, I
Speaker 4: can get it done for you. And he walks off.
Speaker 4: He walks and stands at the corner of the room,
Speaker 4: quiet least motionless for three hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stairs in the corner like in the Blair Witch.
Speaker 1: Does Agean forty seven have genitals? Yes, they don't work though,
Speaker 1: but they're like backwards.
Speaker 4: They're like like his biggest genuinely inside his body. It's
Speaker 4: not like the vagina inverted. It's just a penis in
Speaker 4: his body, right.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, you know, for no distractions, they yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess they turned them around.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They couldn't get rid of it because it was too demoralizing,
Speaker 2: so they just uh they backwards did Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 4: I feel like he doesn't have genitals. I feel the
Speaker 4: generals are just not there.
Speaker 1: They work.
Speaker 4: I feel like they're there, but they don't work. So
Speaker 4: he's a unit essentially Unix. I thought Unix had him removed,
Speaker 4: but I think that's probably like.
Speaker 1: Minute intensively, that's what's happening. Is it nice?
Speaker 4: There's a nerd that's it inert, his balls are inert.
Speaker 1: So why'd your wife beat up me up? Yeah? Crazy,
Speaker 1: he's got like he's got a black lip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's black, but like I mean like like
Speaker 2: he's got he's got on his.
Speaker 3: Lips on my he got a bruise on his lip
Speaker 3: because you know, his his his lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's uh, she's a.
Speaker 3: Little rough man. And this dude, uh, he needs he
Speaker 3: needs help. He needs to be rescued. Yeah, everybody called.
Speaker 2: Everybody call, uh what is it the domestic of these
Speaker 2: help hotline? Yeah, tell him Kingston needs help. Men's battered shelter.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't don't clock people's lines up, people
Speaker 1: that really need it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is they're just like, well, please hold you're
Speaker 2: getting they're getting beat up.
Speaker 1: While like some guy's like it's gonna be so funny.
Speaker 1: Tell them. I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a podcast it's I joke, just just
Speaker 2: for me and nobody else that I know will even
Speaker 2: understand it.
Speaker 3: I'd be so disappointed if we had listeners that were
Speaker 3: that stupid actually actually call like you're like, oh, call
Speaker 3: the the whatever, and then someone's like.
Speaker 2: Oh, like a right, they don't, they don't get that.
Speaker 2: It's a bit like how do you I think? I
Speaker 2: actually don't think.
Speaker 4: No, No, I can't imagine I would be people are
Speaker 4: people are really dumb.
Speaker 2: I don't think we have anything. I don't think we
Speaker 2: have people who would say they would do that, but
Speaker 2: like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think they would do it. No, not that
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think like somebody who was completely not
Speaker 3: aware that you and think, oh, Kingston needs help. I
Speaker 3: gotta actually rescue this giant man from his midget girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy, Like it's so seriously, why don't you
Speaker 2: hit you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should hit me. I was.
Speaker 4: I went to a Storyteller's Cafe, which is pretty much
Speaker 4: like a little Disney cafe for my my nephew. It
Speaker 4: was his little birthday, his little first birthday, first birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more of a hit of the copium. It was
Speaker 1: really cute. I had a good time there.
Speaker 2: I bet you did child's first birthday. It sounds like
Speaker 2: a place that you would fly in.
Speaker 1: My god son cute. I was like, I took him there.
Speaker 4: He got terrified of the mascots because you know, he's
Speaker 4: a baby and they're terrifying him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't. He doesn't understand that that's not.
Speaker 4: Really Yeah, he's like he's he's like he's like looking
Speaker 4: at them, but they getting him and he's fucking freaks out.
Speaker 2: Remember what it was like to kind of transition out
Speaker 2: of that age like I have. I have very vague,
Speaker 2: like vague but still kind of like strong memories of
Speaker 2: seeing like mascots and ship and being like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck creature is that?
Speaker 1: It always cool to me? What They're always cool to me?
Speaker 1: There was always they were cool to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, oh, this is like the thing
Speaker 4: I see on TV, but in person, I thought it
Speaker 4: was cool.
Speaker 2: I guess he's where you grew up. Everybody was getting
Speaker 2: stabbed and shot. A big headed freak who's smiling all
Speaker 2: the time. Isn't really that scary.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a relief, Yeah, he is, like at
Speaker 4: least this one is smiling. You know, yeah, right right.
Speaker 2: Usually this is a big headed freak with a gun
Speaker 2: who's not smiling. He's crying, actually screaming, God help us,
Speaker 2: God help us.
Speaker 4: As he shoots a guy and jumps out the window,
Speaker 4: lands on his head. It cracks like a fucking egg
Speaker 4: and everybody steps over. I gotta get to work, dude,
Speaker 4: gotta I gotta catch the four tra I can't.
Speaker 1: Right, I gotta catch the mister Frosty before he gets away.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was cool. Took a picture with one of them.
Speaker 4: He was he's at the age we was scared of him,
Speaker 4: and he took a picture one He said, I was
Speaker 4: being brave.
Speaker 1: Did you see? And I almost cried, Wait did that? Wait?
Speaker 1: Did that? So that happened at the cafe? Did the
Speaker 1: maskot punched you?
Speaker 4: No, my nephew like, because they're babies and they don't
Speaker 4: fucking understand spaces awareness, He like fucking flailed up and
Speaker 4: fucking boked me in the back of my lip and
Speaker 4: it actually opened, and I was like, awesome.
Speaker 1: So I had to go to the bathroom and clean
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 4: And I was like, wells, you're having fun.
Speaker 1: It's a nice cover up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very clever alibi. I would believe it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think our listeners totally believe it too.
Speaker 1: They completely I know that I got abused.
Speaker 4: If I feel I would just leave, you would do this.
Speaker 1: I would just leave you exactly, would do exactly what
Speaker 1: you're doing right now.
Speaker 4: Because I wouldn't want hit her. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 4: hit her back, because I'm like, that's that's fucked up.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look bad no matter what. Plus, her dad
Speaker 4: is there and he has guns.
Speaker 1: Well that's why. And guess what, I hit your daughter.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I pointed a gun at him?
Speaker 2: So no, no, you take all the guns, you buy
Speaker 2: a what do you call those things? The smelting pots?
Speaker 2: You buy all you take all of his guns, you
Speaker 2: put them in a smelter. Yeah, and you smelt them
Speaker 2: all into liquid. And then you build you you mold
Speaker 2: big gun. No, no, not a gun, you but you
Speaker 2: mold like a big like gauntlet, a big fist, all right,
Speaker 2: a metal fist made of all your all of her
Speaker 2: dad's guns. And you you cool it off, you put
Speaker 2: it on, and then you punch your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like that, that's how you do it.
Speaker 1: You do a nice gun punch. I like that.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 4: The power of all these guns I hit you and you.
Speaker 1: Get it makes a gun noise like a fire blam,
Speaker 1: that's what it says. That's as sick as did you
Speaker 1: see that fucking like former? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was watching Anderson so a fight yesterday, some of
Speaker 4: his classics before he got you know old, who's that?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: He's this guy that does figure skating. I genuinely, I
Speaker 1: actually I'm not even exaggerating that make sense. He's one
Speaker 1: of the best m fighters of all time. Okay, yeah, so
Speaker 1: is he punched real good.
Speaker 4: And something he punches good, he kicks good, amazing good
Speaker 4: at grapples.
Speaker 3: Punch good, punch kick good. Oh that the sound effects.
Speaker 3: There's a former in a in an NHL player.
Speaker 1: Did you see that clip that went viral? I guess
Speaker 1: a long time ago.
Speaker 3: This guy and they were on the golf course and
Speaker 3: this dude was just yelling like a fucking chimp, like
Speaker 3: drunk golf course. Yeah, and then the former NHL player,
Speaker 3: huge guy just comes over tosses him into the lake.
Speaker 3: The drunk guy, he's so drunk, he just gets up
Speaker 3: like nothing happens. The NFL guy NHL guy grabs him
Speaker 3: and he starts making sound effects for himself.
Speaker 1: He starts saying bang.
Speaker 2: He's literally bang, it's a real video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, it's I think it's like
Speaker 3: I think it might have happened this year or maybe
Speaker 3: last year, but I saw it again because uh, Bill
Speaker 3: Burr's been doing these like on his Monday Morny podcast,
Speaker 3: somebody's been making these clips for him, so it'll be
Speaker 3: like a little drawing of him and uh and then
Speaker 3: he's like describing certain things and I saw it. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I never like actually fully saw that. And the dude
Speaker 3: just straight up making his own sound effects. I've never
Speaker 3: seen that, But I love that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you tell people are they're out there. They're out there.
Speaker 4: People talk about MMA people and I'm like, look there
Speaker 4: their own breed.
Speaker 1: But you're playing hockey and you're fighting people all the time.
Speaker 3: And it's like, I like that they have been taking
Speaker 3: that out of the like that's a staple of yes
Speaker 3: against the rule. You know why they grab to hold
Speaker 3: on and you start wailing with I think the reason
Speaker 3: why they allow him is because since.
Speaker 1: They're on skates, they can't fucking actually they can't pivot.
Speaker 4: They can't generate the energy to really like I've seen
Speaker 4: some of them get really when it gets to the ground,
Speaker 4: off it gets you also.
Speaker 3: Like try to pull one forward and try to like
Speaker 3: meet that person, like you make up for it. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I've seen some pretty bad if.
Speaker 4: It gets to the floor, like that's thing they try
Speaker 4: to that's they're supposed to never get.
Speaker 1: To the floor if someone falls down, stop it, But
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 4: Obviously people take too long because people are stupid, Like.
Speaker 2: I think the reason they do it is because it's
Speaker 2: on ice, so it's technically the safest place to get hurt.
Speaker 2: So if somebody falls down, they're already like kind of
Speaker 2: like already like you could.
Speaker 1: Be fucking yeah, iicing yourself immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're immediately, you're immediately resolving the issue.
Speaker 1: I suppose you're.
Speaker 2: You also have to contend with razor sharp skates flailing
Speaker 2: around everywhere, but like I mean.
Speaker 4: I've never really seen anybody get injured from the skates,
Speaker 4: and I've seen.
Speaker 1: There is a sorious clip that I'm sure you've seen.
Speaker 1: I've seen a really bad clip.
Speaker 3: Right, No throat gets fucking slid and there's blood everywhere.
Speaker 1: I've never I can't believe he has.
Speaker 2: I don't believe he doesn't have that fucking playing on
Speaker 2: repeat on the morning alarm.
Speaker 1: He wakes up, gets his coffee.
Speaker 2: That's one of those videos. It's one of those upsetting
Speaker 2: videos I've ever seen. It's like, damn, dude, it's great.
Speaker 1: He was he was completely fine. That's insane. It looks
Speaker 1: like it's crazy when he died.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he didn't. He didn't die from that.
Speaker 2: Oh well, fucking nothing's real.
Speaker 3: It's crazy when people get their throat slit. Sometimes you
Speaker 3: don't goose out blood and they're light there and then
Speaker 3: like sometimes like you know, it's just like you hit
Speaker 3: the you hit the certain but if you can you
Speaker 3: can still be okay, which is crazy. It just depends
Speaker 3: on how deep and how the whole circumstantial. But you
Speaker 3: just think immediately when you think about it, as we
Speaker 3: see and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's why it's not like the.
Speaker 2: Guy with a slip throat might as well have his
Speaker 2: head exploded, you know what I mean to me, just like,
Speaker 2: oh you're gone.
Speaker 1: That's what it feels.
Speaker 4: It's the same way how we like we see people
Speaker 4: get like kicked in things and You're like, oh, that
Speaker 4: guy took a kick the head. He's like, no, you
Speaker 4: get kicked in the head. You're likely fucking swimming. You
Speaker 4: don't know where you're at. You're like, oh shit, well, listen,
Speaker 4: let me verify that guy because I'm pretty sure he's
Speaker 4: a lie.
Speaker 1: But you know, I mean, you could. I just want
Speaker 1: to verify it because you got me thinking based on what.
Speaker 2: I assumed to be true about that kind of injury.
Speaker 2: But you could be totally right. So, because there's nothing
Speaker 2: to talk about really, uh oh, there will be soon.
Speaker 2: But like we're just simply recording too late to know
Speaker 2: what this address is. We're gonna go on for We're
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Speaker 2: bad things will befollow you.
Speaker 1: I will make sure of it.
Speaker 2: You don't have to stop me. I this is I'm
Speaker 2: so serious when I say that, did you find out
Speaker 2: the true?
Speaker 3: Well, so the problem is, so I don't know which what,
Speaker 3: Like I don't have time. It's happened multiple times. I
Speaker 3: don't know which one it is because multiple people have survived.
Speaker 3: One person has died, so I don't know that specific
Speaker 3: clip that we're referred to. I don't know which one,
Speaker 3: if he survived or died. Okay, it doesn't matter. I
Speaker 3: thought he's revived.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't care matter. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: The hockey players comes in to slit your through right now,
Speaker 3: he just glides.
Speaker 1: Through the hope I die just upper cut with a kick.
Speaker 1: An upkick?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: I guess that's what you call it.
Speaker 3: It's an upper kick, yeah, upper kick and an upper kick.
Speaker 3: I don't know, gues it's called an upper cut. There's
Speaker 3: be an upper punch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're I mean it sounds cool. If that
Speaker 4: sounds way cool? An downer cuts real to no, because
Speaker 4: you can't really.
Speaker 2: I feel like for some reason cutting, For some reason,
Speaker 2: cutting down doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: I feel like it makes more sense.
Speaker 1: But ye know, like.
Speaker 2: Because because the point of the uppercut is that it cuts,
Speaker 2: it cuts through a guard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you're not. I guess to fighting, that
Speaker 1: makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2: Like overhead that is, so to punch somebody like this,
Speaker 2: it's insane.
Speaker 3: I guess it's like the closest is doing like like
Speaker 3: an overhand if you're like a hammer kind of do
Speaker 3: that weird like kind of circular motion, which, uh, it's
Speaker 3: it's it's such an interesting punch because you have your
Speaker 3: timing has to be perfect because at a certain point
Speaker 3: you're not even you can't see the opponent anymore because
Speaker 3: when you're throwing it over you're now looking this way,
Speaker 3: so you're you're you have.
Speaker 1: To be perfect. It's like one of the first things
Speaker 1: they teach you not to do in boxing. It's fucking
Speaker 1: it's it is a it's when it works, that works.
Speaker 4: I'm just so useless in boxing too, because of the
Speaker 4: fact that like if you do that, hits made in
Speaker 4: the back of the head and you're just like you're
Speaker 4: you fucking you're you lose the fight.
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't hit somebody in the back of the
Speaker 1: head necessarily. I think you can.
Speaker 4: I think it's you can. That's the problem with it,
Speaker 4: because if they if they come if they come into you,
Speaker 4: to you and they're like going to you know, they're
Speaker 4: like trying to slip a punch of go into you
Speaker 4: throw that ship overhead. The best case is you hit
Speaker 4: them in the back of the head because you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: I hit him in the back of the head every time.
Speaker 4: Because you're throwing it hit over the top of someone
Speaker 4: while they're coming into your hit, so you can potentially
Speaker 4: hit them Like here, you.
Speaker 1: Can hit him on the top of the head maybe,
Speaker 1: and that sucks. The top is the strongest party possibly.
Speaker 2: Break of course, of course I've let us means nothing
Speaker 2: to be so gaped. They call him slipping Jimmy roade in.
Speaker 2: He says, Yo, So I didn't see this. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys had. This sounds like something you
Speaker 2: might have seen, but it is completely goun to be
Speaker 2: get ready to look this up if this is true
Speaker 2: or not. Yo, did you all see the gooner at
Speaker 2: the corn concert slapping me?
Speaker 1: Fuck? I can't believe I didn't bring this up. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I didn't bring this up. I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about this is real. Oh ship wait, sorry, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Jay. We've had.
Speaker 2: Most recently, we've had some episodes of TV and like
Speaker 2: movies playing in the background of our show, and it's this.
Speaker 2: It's the Spider Man animated series scene where Barry Jane
Speaker 2: is made of water and she's fading away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she fades away into oblivion.
Speaker 4: This is fucked up, like beyond in ways that.
Speaker 2: This actually like genuinely made me sad when I was
Speaker 2: a kid crying and ship well to me that it's
Speaker 2: such a good delivery.
Speaker 1: It's great, it's insane.
Speaker 4: It's a good delivery. But that's not what the fuck
Speaker 4: Spider Man is supposed to sound like at all. But
Speaker 4: like I love you.
Speaker 2: I don't know what then means that he's supposed to be there,
Speaker 2: supposed to be a pain.
Speaker 4: I guess he's supposed No, he's supposed to be like
Speaker 4: a nineteen year old here, that's why.
Speaker 1: And that's a grown ass nigga. That's the whole thing, dude.
Speaker 1: You know it's so crazy. You know Alison Chain singer,
Speaker 1: do you know that guy Alice? I know, I know
Speaker 1: it was Alison Chain. I know I know the group.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, like he has a very like
Speaker 3: mature voice. Let's just even take that. That fucker that's
Speaker 3: saying for a oh my god, Greta van Fleet. You
Speaker 3: know there was a house in New.
Speaker 2: Orleans fucking like that.
Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, there's a rare his story right now.
Speaker 5: Literally the House of the Rising Sun by the not
Speaker 5: the not the monkeys is the brew cuts the Yeah,
Speaker 5: the gorilla.
Speaker 1: That was was house?
Speaker 2: This guy, this guy masturbating at the corn concert?
Speaker 1: What is what's going on with this?
Speaker 3: So this is so when I first saw this the
Speaker 3: only thing that made me feel like this is real
Speaker 3: is there was people.
Speaker 1: Onto the right of him that were like all crowded,
Speaker 1: like they they the people.
Speaker 3: I guess there was people that were actually sitting by
Speaker 3: him and then they moved away because you didn't actually
Speaker 3: see you only saw from the back, and like you
Speaker 3: just see him like going crazy, and I'm like this,
Speaker 3: I'm like this has to be a bit right, but
Speaker 3: I'm seeing people over on the side looking all kind
Speaker 3: of terrified and like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: Let me get there.
Speaker 3: The guy comes up and one of those you know,
Speaker 3: doesn't know how to fight type of hits where it's
Speaker 3: like super wide and quack dude's beani or whatever flies
Speaker 3: off and he's a little stun locked for a second.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, and then it cuts to then getting punched.
Speaker 1: The thing that's crazy though.
Speaker 3: Then it just cuts to and maybe uh, there's probably
Speaker 3: other footage since uh, since I saw that initial one.
Speaker 3: It just cuts to him being taken out by the security,
Speaker 3: like him being fucking kind. Yeah you don't see it.
Speaker 3: You can't see his dick or nothing. So the thing is,
Speaker 3: if that dude was legitimately jacking off, which it seems
Speaker 3: like it was, and so people's reactions.
Speaker 1: I think it was.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that guy was gone, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like it wasn't one of those like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it wasn't one of those like I'm literally jacking off
Speaker 3: the corn because corn's hot, which I would prefer to
Speaker 3: be that Like, it's like this guy's just some freak
Speaker 3: and he really loves corn. But like I was like, ah,
Speaker 3: this is less funny because it's still funny, but it
Speaker 3: felt a little les funny.
Speaker 1: Because I like the guy, like the thunderslash going on.
Speaker 1: It feels like that.
Speaker 3: It feels like he was out of his mind and
Speaker 3: then he got hit into reality. He's like, why is
Speaker 3: my dick out?
Speaker 1: Who did this jerking off on a corn show?
Speaker 3: Or something triggered him? Probably I would love to know more.
Speaker 3: There's probably got to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twist you start twisting his I feel like I
Speaker 2: feel like it's the least masturbatable music that there is.
Speaker 3: I mean They're like, the bass, you know, is so
Speaker 3: loose and like it kind of sounds like jacking off whoever.
Speaker 3: Heal Fieldy like the basis like the bass is really
Speaker 3: like a little slappy. He wears this like metal thing
Speaker 3: that I think like he broke his thumb at some point.
Speaker 1: Fell off. Oh that's what he got. He replaced it
Speaker 1: with a metallic thumb.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, oh, this sounds a cooler,
Speaker 3: but it sounds kind of like a like a loose wiener,
Speaker 3: you know, when you're like slapping it like bam bam
Speaker 3: bam exactly what. So then like that dude heard that
Speaker 3: he heard the bass. He was like, damn, this actually
Speaker 3: kind of getting me hot. It actually actually, as a
Speaker 3: matter of fact, that there's footage. And they heard him
Speaker 3: saying that, as a matter of fact, there's montage. I
Speaker 3: forgot to mention I had to lead with footage.
Speaker 1: Were saying, I can't this, this base is making me
Speaker 1: so hot. I'm going to jackie there right now. Actually
Speaker 1: there's footage. A matter of fat Yeah, you're trying to.
Speaker 3: Make me believe it so hard it happened, And and
Speaker 3: then the people were like, sir, I prefer you to
Speaker 3: not jack off, and he was like, hey, I'm already
Speaker 3: too hot.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I'm already jacking off. He was like,
Speaker 1: you know, you ever heard the phrase when you gotta go?
Speaker 1: You gotta go? And then that guy comes behind him
Speaker 1: and fucking really hard, and he was like, where am I?
Speaker 4: It was the music it was it was like the
Speaker 4: pipe piper, but it was the penis piper.
Speaker 1: It was corners.
Speaker 3: I thought it was in my bed and it was
Speaker 3: eleven thirty at night, gonna jack off, not clean it
Speaker 3: up and go to sleep, not clean it off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a coming in your hand. I've never done that.
Speaker 3: I thank god I've never gotten to that.
Speaker 1: There are many times as I didn't jack off because
Speaker 1: I didn't want to clean up. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: exact problem, like, I don't want to get I don't
Speaker 1: want to do it, so I'm just going to sleep. Well.
Speaker 2: So listen on this subject that the Gooner Spider wrote
Speaker 2: in Nice Yeahoner Spiders.
Speaker 1: What's up, guys?
Speaker 2: Has there ever been a celebrity or historical figure that
Speaker 2: you looked up to but later found out was.
Speaker 1: A horrible person?
Speaker 2: I mean, we got we know Kingston's there's so many.
Speaker 1: Stop Kanye brother.
Speaker 4: And I found out, Oh yeah, I guess that Kanye
Speaker 4: is a Kanye that would.
Speaker 1: I was thinking historians first. I was like, is there
Speaker 1: a story, oh, historian, like like a historical figure. You mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: got a historians, Jackie.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Actually, well, if I looked up to
Speaker 2: what it was this, I don't know if I've looked
Speaker 2: up to people so distinctly that I would be like.
Speaker 1: That, I would have held that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've put anybody on a pedestal necessarily
Speaker 2: for them to do anything for me to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh no, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well what do you mean? Sorry?
Speaker 3: It just thinks of a parody like jacking off in
Speaker 3: concert seats Dixon.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to think, what song is that?
Speaker 1: Freaking lash?
Speaker 2: Oh right, just.
Speaker 3: So down him just going crazy, the the fucking ad
Speaker 3: lib what is called the scat part? Right, I'm sure
Speaker 3: that's when it was. Anyway, I'm still I mean, I
Speaker 3: need to move forward, just like mans Masamusa.
Speaker 1: Massimosa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the historical figure. He looked up to him for
Speaker 4: a while. I found out he was black, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, well he's the richest man in the world
Speaker 1: at one point.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then it was.
Speaker 4: He was black, there's Hemingway, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is he's just listening. He's just listening.
Speaker 3: Tostic people were just himing away. You know, you have
Speaker 3: great Uh what what is there's no knowledge? That is
Speaker 3: not power. And then you learned that was just Hemingway
Speaker 3: was a.
Speaker 1: White I noticed.
Speaker 4: I noticed he shaked the black person's hand once, and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're still on the same Okay, I get the
Speaker 3: line of thinking. I understand that I actually know there's
Speaker 3: no one.
Speaker 4: I really there's no one I really like looked up
Speaker 4: to other and like maybe there's artists I looked up to,
Speaker 4: but like none of them were like it wasn't it
Speaker 4: wasn't Yeah, none of them Like yeah, I think it
Speaker 4: was person I looked up with.
Speaker 1: Is that the only one? You would say? Then it's
Speaker 1: the hell of a fall.
Speaker 4: It's pretty crazy, monumental, it's unbelievable crazy.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's kind of technically still unbelievable for me,
Speaker 1: Like what the funk happened?
Speaker 4: It's so funny that I think, I think it's very believable,
Speaker 4: But it's just like it's just sad.
Speaker 2: It was very believable to me, just because like I
Speaker 2: remember feeling like, yeah, of course this guy is gonna
Speaker 2: I remember early being like, this guy sucks.
Speaker 4: Since the Katrina thing is like this guy is already
Speaker 4: a little untethered to say, I get it, thing, I
Speaker 4: get it, like I respect.
Speaker 1: Upset about like being real about I know, I think like,
Speaker 1: I think I kind of thing. I think I think you.
Speaker 2: Think that, like I think he likes the drum up controversy.
Speaker 2: I think he's a complete I think he's a complete
Speaker 2: fake person with no actually even back then, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think so. I think that I think he understands that
Speaker 2: that works.
Speaker 1: I agree, and I also.
Speaker 2: Think he's insane. To be fair, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think I think it was completely coherent back then, I
Speaker 3: didn't see anything. I don't see anything wrong with that
Speaker 3: because like, dude, Fema was a thing because of that
Speaker 3: fucking disaster, like I and and where its historically, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the government doesn't give a ship about or in black community.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like it's like a guy who's like, uh,
Speaker 2: he's like missing, he's missing all his legs like a
Speaker 2: torso rolling around at the ass out of a seven eleven.
Speaker 1: He's on a crack and he's like and he's like.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, uh huh. The Trump Administration's corrupt, and
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I bet, But like.
Speaker 1: You, I think, I think then, I think, I think more.
Speaker 1: I think more than one thing could be.
Speaker 2: If you if you clocked early, am I think more
Speaker 2: than one thing was very early on the hat Trean Fraim.
Speaker 2: I just like I really couldn't stand him for a while,
Speaker 2: but maybe not as early as Katrina. I didn't really
Speaker 2: know who he was back then, but I think around
Speaker 2: the the VM A thing when he was like when
Speaker 2: he was like Beyonce had the best music video of
Speaker 2: all time, It's like, brother, no, she didn't. I understood, crazy.
Speaker 2: I understand that is a dumb opinion to have if
Speaker 2: you're in the industry, Like what do you say.
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of people actually agree with that,
Speaker 1: and I was a little.
Speaker 4: I think it was a good I think I think
Speaker 4: I don't think Taylor should have won that award.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's like, no, it's.
Speaker 2: Not even the close, it's not even in the top
Speaker 2: probably like five hundred met video.
Speaker 3: Fine, it's just for me personally, it's it's.
Speaker 1: The music I I fucking don't like.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is that the thing is that like
Speaker 4: Taylor got it for the album I'm not mistaken, right album,
Speaker 4: And then I think Kanye was like, I think that
Speaker 4: album was a good album. But don't get me wrong,
Speaker 4: I just don't think.
Speaker 2: I thought it was for a video and that's single
Speaker 2: Ladies or whatever.
Speaker 1: I thought. I thought Taylor won it for the album.
Speaker 4: But I think that's he was referring to the fact
Speaker 4: that Taylor got it for this album, but Beyond the
Speaker 4: had a song that.
Speaker 1: Was so vas Vita Music Awards, so they were.
Speaker 4: But they still do albums though they don't just do
Speaker 4: music videos.
Speaker 1: Well you know, well the Grammys do that. I think
Speaker 1: the most. The I think the biggest award is the
Speaker 1: the is the best video, right.
Speaker 3: I think I could be wrong, but he was clearly
Speaker 3: referring to her being the I don't know what she
Speaker 3: came out with Taylor swip at that point.
Speaker 1: Was it to shake it off or something. I don't
Speaker 1: know yet now I think it wasn't. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: it when I was graduating high school. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: like in her country. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It doesn't really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm so The point is.
Speaker 2: Though, it's like, that's not even it's not even in
Speaker 2: the conversation for like best music videos of all time.
Speaker 1: It's insane to suggest that is crazy. I've seen some
Speaker 1: people say that's the thing that I'm like. I've seen
Speaker 1: some people breakdeo, people break.
Speaker 2: It down, and they are weird. There are weird al
Speaker 2: videos that are better than that.
Speaker 1: I guess it's weird.
Speaker 3: Like, what's your criteria like a good music video? Like,
Speaker 3: say I think that the video would be good of this,
Speaker 3: I just personally don't. I don't if I like this song,
Speaker 3: I feel like I probably appreciate the video way more.
Speaker 3: But I really don't like that song. It just doesn't
Speaker 3: do I think it doesn't do anything for me. I
Speaker 3: like it, but it's not like amazing sound like you
Speaker 3: know how.
Speaker 1: I say, like something sound like a jingle that entire
Speaker 1: songs of the jingle. To me, it sounds like.
Speaker 4: A fly pop music like it's most like a.
Speaker 1: Lot of times absolutely not like you think about Michael
Speaker 1: does Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson's era. I'll rack off any No,
Speaker 1: they don't sound like jingles. Brother, I understand.
Speaker 4: I understand what you mean, Like I it's that period
Speaker 4: of times pop music. I know what you mean that,
Speaker 4: like Michael Jackson pop music, and you're like you're playing tweet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: within that sphere of pop music time, I don't because
Speaker 4: it's like pop music is like what Michael Jackson made,
Speaker 4: also what Justin Bieber made, and it's like those aren't
Speaker 4: the same kinds of music.
Speaker 3: Technically, you might be so, so the what's his name?
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber's Baby is kind of similar in a way,
Speaker 3: but it.
Speaker 1: Has more of a melody than because I don't like
Speaker 1: I don't see the ladies is just like no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no, and
Speaker 1: then it goes like ring on it. But that's like,
Speaker 1: that's that the all times music. It sounds like a
Speaker 1: ring tone. Yes, yeah, it's it's not like a jingle effectively,
Speaker 1: it's not yet exactly, yes, but yeah that's if if
Speaker 1: it like say, Halo is a is A is a song? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, you know what I'm saying, even though like,
Speaker 1: of course you know I like it, that's not the point.
Speaker 1: Is not the point. I'm just saying. It's ruined my
Speaker 1: Google searches forever dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very true. I'm I'm having that problem.
Speaker 3: There's a band called demon Hunter that just came out
Speaker 3: with some new songs.
Speaker 2: And now you're getting the that okay is this I
Speaker 2: didn't even know this was a thing until recently, I know,
Speaker 2: and then we heard it in that fucking bar.
Speaker 3: Oh that's because I was like, what the hell is
Speaker 3: this and uh, Joey was telling me it's that demon
Speaker 3: thing or somebody was telling me.
Speaker 4: K pop is one of the few musics that does
Speaker 4: literally nothing for me. Like that music is like it's
Speaker 4: it's almost empty sound to me. It's like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is just nothing.
Speaker 1: I haven't music. I guess I haven't heard. I guess
Speaker 1: I haven't looked out for me because I've heard some
Speaker 1: good jpop back in the day, but I haven't heard any.
Speaker 1: It's just I haven't found it, I guess because I've
Speaker 1: heard some of THATTS stuff. But again, commercial ship and
Speaker 1: playing literally I think it was T Mobile and it's
Speaker 1: like dune dun dun dun dun d I was like,
Speaker 1: this is this is a fucking commercial. I'm like, listen,
Speaker 1: who the fuck wants to sit down and listen to this.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: There's some of it that's good, Like I don't know.
Speaker 2: I I don't know if I know it any by name,
Speaker 2: though I've heard, i've heard it. I've been like, that's good,
Speaker 2: that's a good melody or whatever. Yeah, I just don't care.
Speaker 2: First of all, I know I'm not gonna be able
Speaker 2: to spell this, so I just don't care.
Speaker 1: To look it up.
Speaker 4: Maybe you have English names most of the time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like it like it's like the Asian Asian whatever, like
Speaker 4: letters and then it's like English word like something you
Speaker 4: never say sunset sunset, and it's like, Okay, sick ye
Speaker 4: can find this song. I guess I've heard.
Speaker 3: Some some some pretty decent uh Korean hip hop.
Speaker 1: I have never I've heard.
Speaker 4: I know, I know good Korean rappers, though I know
Speaker 4: a few good Korean rappers, but but they are not
Speaker 4: they're not rapping. They're rapping in English, but they're Korean.
Speaker 1: Some of them, well, some of the ones that they're not.
Speaker 1: They do it's they do a hybrid, like they'll mostly
Speaker 1: rap in English, but then they'll throw in some of
Speaker 1: their Korean ship or sometimes the other way around.
Speaker 4: The ones I know I know American rappers who are
Speaker 4: Korean that are pretty good.
Speaker 1: I've heard one guy.
Speaker 3: There's one guy that I bet you would think is
Speaker 3: pretty good. You at least think he's talented.
Speaker 1: I think it's sick. K something like that. That's pretty sick.
Speaker 4: My fair is dumbfounded. That was my boy, bro, new
Speaker 4: job is collapsed. Back in the day, man, that was
Speaker 4: my ship.
Speaker 1: I do animally had him.
Speaker 3: Uh he he no, no, he that checks with him. No,
Speaker 3: he ran on me comment on one of my videos.
Speaker 3: Found it, Yeah, ran crazy.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: It was a video where I was making fun of
Speaker 3: uh do you remember when Lily Sing did that comedy
Speaker 3: show or that late night thing, just like poking fun
Speaker 3: at it because it was bad obviously, and he somehow
Speaker 3: made it. I was like, what the fuck is he
Speaker 3: doing here? So I guess he probably has be or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I found it. I love that guy.
Speaker 4: He made He made so much bumpers for me back
Speaker 4: in the day. Shout out, shout out, shout out, Shout
Speaker 4: out to the Asian community.
Speaker 3: Man, shout out, yeah, yeah, I always I know I've
Speaker 3: sang the praises of that freestyle that they did. It
Speaker 3: was a commercial it was like a beat that's crazy.
Speaker 3: But then there's that I'm sure you saw that was
Speaker 3: a commercial. It was like, uh, this ung eu n G.
Speaker 3: And then it was like, oh, and had this sick
Speaker 3: ass fucking beat and it was it was like a
Speaker 3: beats commercial or something might not have been beats with something.
Speaker 3: And then they then they released a video. It was
Speaker 3: pretty dope. It was like a pretty cool colle.
Speaker 1: Was it was?
Speaker 4: It was the Japanese. It was the Japanese all Korean,
Speaker 4: but one of the most Japanese in Korean I ever got.
Speaker 1: I know the song. I don't know the song.
Speaker 4: If there's any Japanese, I think it's called a Little Wait.
Speaker 1: No, I just told you the name of the song
Speaker 1: called Eu and G. I feel like this is funny.
Speaker 1: I feel like I heard it be wrong. This is funny.
Speaker 2: Sween's life size Choco Sween's life sized Chocolate Lily wrote,
Speaker 2: and he says, Hey, my favorite white supremacist, I have
Speaker 2: a question for you the other I have a question
Speaker 2: for you. The other day, I was playing an episode
Speaker 2: while I was cleaning. Usually my girlfriend is fine with
Speaker 2: me having an episode on. You should never have an
Speaker 2: episode like you should never have our show on Around Women.
Speaker 1: What I feel like we're not that bad?
Speaker 2: Okay, hard disagree, hard agree for me, heart agree. Usually
Speaker 2: my girlfriend is fine with having an episode. Ivious, you
Speaker 2: look to be disgusted because it's some lively joke, which
Speaker 2: I don't remember what that could be. It could be
Speaker 2: a million things, though, I guess what jokes or things
Speaker 2: you find funny have other people found discussing or morally reprehensible.
Speaker 1: I feel like something happened to me recently.
Speaker 2: Oh is it a party for a friend of ours? Uh,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say the name
Speaker 2: because they might they might listen. But was at a
Speaker 2: friend's party and I we were talking about Halloween Town
Speaker 2: or something, and Halloween Town was on the TV, and
Speaker 2: I said, ah, man, you know it's crazy about it,
Speaker 2: like I think all these kids are dead. And then
Speaker 2: like some people laugh, and then I saw somebody who
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: What what do you mean? That's horrible?
Speaker 2: And it just like immediately like deflated the humor of
Speaker 2: the situation. Like there's always there's Yeah, there's some people
Speaker 2: who are just not clued into that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: It's not really funny either, to be fair, there's some
Speaker 2: people that.
Speaker 1: Are also like better people. They're there, their morals are
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 3: Bit like higher in a way that like one of
Speaker 3: our buddies actually uh.
Speaker 2: Shout out, shout out.
Speaker 3: It's so funny because like we're waiting for Nikki to
Speaker 3: show up, Me and Jordan and I think it was
Speaker 3: Tyler or something. We're all like, oh, we should as
Speaker 3: Zekalah Nikki Ziggy right when she comes in. And then
Speaker 3: Ben was like I can't be here.
Speaker 1: Like he was like.
Speaker 3: Immediately like I need to leave now because he just
Speaker 3: didn't want to be anywhere near.
Speaker 1: And I'm like that's fair, that's absolutely fair.
Speaker 4: People like that should lead, you know, people like people
Speaker 4: like us no need to be around to like I'll
Speaker 4: be the hype man to like like I agree with
Speaker 4: that guy. I'm gonna do shit though, But like I
Speaker 4: don't want to lead, I just want to be. I'll
Speaker 4: hype you up. I will be I'll be your supporter
Speaker 4: out platform. A good person is a good man. Vote
Speaker 4: for this motherfucker, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I'm for Jared Fogel, Oh my god,
Speaker 6: like for like for me, I don't know that Nigga's
Speaker 6: gonna be out in like twenty twenty eight or something,
Speaker 6: so that that made me show angry.
Speaker 1: You said it was weird that I got like fiery
Speaker 1: first and just like good behavior. Just hearing those two,
Speaker 1: hearing jaredfo like just maybe mad. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's weird because I feel like I feel like most
Speaker 4: of my friends don't give a fuck about what you
Speaker 4: like that should I say?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Sure? I mean, that's why you're there.
Speaker 4: Your friends like even like you even at the bar
Speaker 4: that somebody somebody was crazy joke consistently I was getting
Speaker 4: lest of the whole table, and I was like, this
Speaker 4: is crazy because even I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's crazy, especially around like, uh, the new
Speaker 3: people you meete that Did you know that guy with
Speaker 3: the Dark Stalkers shirt?
Speaker 1: I think I met him maybe I know? To me
Speaker 1: and whenever I meet someone first, I'm like, we gotta
Speaker 1: feel the shout. I gauge, I do a gauge.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, here you your word to you that's
Speaker 3: kind of funny, And it's like, first, Hi, I'm kicking.
Speaker 3: How funny is the horrible that's crazy that needs to.
Speaker 1: Be a part of your life? How funny is that's
Speaker 1: so that's crazy? You don't. You don't get to dictate that.
Speaker 4: Though, But I never said that God decently funny.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, give here, I got a joke
Speaker 1: for you, So imagine.
Speaker 2: I'm not We're not going to do this.
Speaker 4: I told that joke to Lily and she was like,
Speaker 4: this is the literal worst joke I ever heard in
Speaker 4: my life. But she laughed, and I was like, there
Speaker 4: you go. It bothers you so much, you laugh, and
Speaker 4: that's all I want.
Speaker 1: It's interesting to have that.
Speaker 2: Do you talk about trying to get kingson on stage
Speaker 2: to do stand up at the laugh Factory or like anywhere,
Speaker 2: I guess, and then in the middle of his set
Speaker 2: when nobody laughs because inevitably nobody will, but like the
Speaker 2: point in like extreme silence, you need to word for word,
Speaker 2: copy to copy. Kramer liked the idea of going up
Speaker 2: there and doing that as a bus is crazy because
Speaker 2: that like just doing that as like you go up
Speaker 2: there and you're like verbatim doing it and then no
Speaker 2: one even a cause see you.
Speaker 4: Then you start responding you that would that would break internet.
Speaker 4: That would be like that would be like a great
Speaker 4: moment on the Internet. They'd be like, that's mad, funny,
Speaker 4: but also like.
Speaker 3: Especially if you nail it, like the mannerism too, because
Speaker 3: that motherfucker was like really.
Speaker 1: Was really upset.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey we string you up or something, but pitch
Speaker 3: works up your ass or something. I'm like, whoa, yeah, why,
Speaker 3: Like I just wanted you know.
Speaker 1: I was like this guy from a Jewish guy from
Speaker 1: like the East Coast.
Speaker 2: Was around with like yeah, I grew up around people
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, man, they stick you on a triedent,
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 4: A Romanian, Like, what the the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Complete lie.
Speaker 2: Back in the day would have taken care of Like
Speaker 2: he's a vampire.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, you would have.
Speaker 3: Exposed Oh god, he flies flies away.
Speaker 1: But I guess do you Are you mad at him
Speaker 1: for being a racist?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I us not.
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, you're just old vampire. I'm more mad
Speaker 4: if you're a vampire.
Speaker 1: Me. No, I can't be mad at that. Be more mad.
Speaker 4: Like they've been around longer. It's like, how do you
Speaker 4: care that? Like you've been here longer, But when did
Speaker 4: they become a vampire?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: If he became a vampire twenty five minutes ago, It's like,
Speaker 4: well I get it, you know, I get that's so.
Speaker 3: Intense the opposite, since you get it if he was like,
Speaker 3: oh he was from this time where everyone was scared
Speaker 3: of everything.
Speaker 4: But I think of it like this, Right, if you're
Speaker 4: a vampire, you just live longer, so you kind of
Speaker 4: see more. Start like that is just less. This means
Speaker 4: less humans to behave things. I think that kind of is.
Speaker 2: I think it is things matter less. Is the thing
Speaker 2: you've been alive for.
Speaker 4: So long that like but that I think that's back
Speaker 4: to my point.
Speaker 2: Nobody understand what you're I just understand what you're trying
Speaker 2: to say. I'm saying he's gonna feel that way, and
Speaker 2: then time is gonna speed, He's gonna he's he'll have
Speaker 2: been alive for so long that a day feels like
Speaker 2: ten seconds. Yeah, for sure, And so reason he's not
Speaker 2: gonna he's not gonna respect about like he's gonna be like,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of it. I don't care about
Speaker 2: these people.
Speaker 4: Feel like that's all you do when you're alive, is
Speaker 4: you just in respect Eventually all you could that's all
Speaker 4: that matters. Eventually, Like I donet fucking did everything else.
Speaker 1: Why not think.
Speaker 4: About shit for a little while, you know, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: saying my fucking half for a week and read books.
Speaker 2: I think a vampire wouldn't consider the feelings of people
Speaker 2: enough to examine the idea that they were prejudiced.
Speaker 1: It's kind of how I.
Speaker 4: Think I think that would happen. I think I think
Speaker 4: it's like ebbs and flows, Right.
Speaker 2: Do you care about like the things that you eat?
Speaker 4: Because at first you wouldn't care. I think I think
Speaker 4: at first you wouldn't care because you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is this is just food, but then eventually be like,
Speaker 4: this is just food, but it can also like talk
Speaker 4: and create stuff and that's kind of miraculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm still gonna eat it. Like it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I mean that's.
Speaker 4: True, but I think it's I think it's a process
Speaker 4: because like we don't care about fucking we don't care
Speaker 4: about like pigs and cows the way we care about
Speaker 4: dogs and cats, you know, because they can convey emotion
Speaker 4: to us in a different way, and I think humans
Speaker 4: can clearly do that more than then those animals can.
Speaker 4: So eventually it's like I was a human once, and
Speaker 4: like humans can create things, so maybe actually, like I
Speaker 4: think it's like a process, Like I think eventually they
Speaker 4: get it's like Dracula and everything.
Speaker 1: You know, do you think the kingpins penises probably fucking
Speaker 1: weird looking.
Speaker 4: His penis is proportioned to his size like that where
Speaker 4: it's like it's really big and also wildly fat, like
Speaker 4: it's like a broad penis, extremely.
Speaker 3: Wide and girthy, but it's short. It might be long too,
Speaker 3: it's just it's looks like long.
Speaker 2: I think it's really long and thin. I think it
Speaker 2: looks like a swim gym.
Speaker 1: I feel what it's drunk.
Speaker 4: I think I think his penis like King naked in
Speaker 4: a really thin long penis.
Speaker 1: It was a mosquito's face.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, you know, you know the mon
Speaker 4: apple juices what you know then.
Speaker 1: Like apples.
Speaker 4: Actually that's what's imagine that. But it's the lengths of
Speaker 4: like that. So it's like it's a it's a really
Speaker 4: row ton decently linked peanis.
Speaker 1: It's it's useless, like you want that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you have to put it in soft yeah,
Speaker 4: and it will hurt.
Speaker 1: The moment will eject it out, like get this out
Speaker 1: of me, get this out.
Speaker 3: That's that's why he flash lights look hilarious after he's
Speaker 3: done with they look real.
Speaker 1: Oh well this is I'm curious.
Speaker 2: I'm curious about this one CJ being moded into MGS
Speaker 2: three remake not even.
Speaker 1: Twelve hours after release. Of course. Yeah, I'm playing that
Speaker 1: right now. Oh. I saw a comparison video. It got
Speaker 1: me excited to play. It's good.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are talking about like performing stuff
Speaker 2: with it, but like I see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's not I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, man, it's not doom, you know, Like I
Speaker 2: don't need it to you play it on console. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm playing it on PS four five, PS five, But like,
Speaker 2: I just don't. I don't need games like that to
Speaker 2: be to have the most frames, like it would be nice.
Speaker 1: It's insane that it can't.
Speaker 2: It's insane to me that like Middleic your Solid three remake,
Speaker 2: a game from the PS two can't run it like
Speaker 2: Perfect four.
Speaker 1: It's a remake or rematch.
Speaker 2: It's like a remake, right, it's a very very faithful,
Speaker 2: very very very very faithful remake.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I looked at the direct comparisons, like like a twenty
Speaker 3: five minute video, and I was I was really impressed
Speaker 3: with like everything, and I'm not even a huge Middle
Speaker 3: Girary three fan actually because I was kind of I
Speaker 3: played it so much later. Yeah, so I wasn't like
Speaker 3: when it came out, Like my friend was obsessed with
Speaker 3: Meddle gear SOT, so we played it. I heard everything
Speaker 3: about it from him, so I was like, I get it,
Speaker 3: you know how you get it.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite one. But also I played that game
Speaker 4: like three times. It's like, I don't need to play
Speaker 4: this game.
Speaker 1: That was your favorite one. Yeah, he's my favorite. Nice,
Speaker 1: my favorite.
Speaker 3: I mean it's probably the technically the best out of
Speaker 3: the that's the fan favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Three three is really cool. I like, I like parts
Speaker 4: of two a lot, but I don't. I just I
Speaker 4: can't stand the main character too.
Speaker 1: But I know everybody hates writing. I get it.
Speaker 4: It's crazy people don't hate writing. My homies grown up
Speaker 4: did not hate writing at all at all. I really
Speaker 4: can't stand any But I think I think he's so cool.
Speaker 2: I think I think anybody who hats riding is weak willed.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. That's an inderstand different. I didn't. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: I think he's just kind of annoying, but like it's
Speaker 4: not a big deal. It's like he's just kind of annoying.
Speaker 4: And he's also another character and I like a lot
Speaker 4: that is an annoying and it's like, come on, dude, but.
Speaker 1: I get it. His life sucks thick, so it makes sense.
Speaker 1: He's cool as I love. I just love the oil rag.
Speaker 2: There's something about it, just like I loved it.
Speaker 3: But how many years is it going to be to
Speaker 3: the first one, because now they're gonna do two, they're
Speaker 3: gonna go crown off order?
Speaker 1: I guess yeah.
Speaker 2: But if they went in chronological order three to one to.
Speaker 1: The three one, but like it would be, it'd be three.
Speaker 1: He needs it so bad? Is that gonna be? That
Speaker 1: would be three to one? Metal gear making metal gear
Speaker 1: would be ridiculous.
Speaker 4: That'd be cool. I think that'd be cool. You would
Speaker 4: like modernizing that kind of game. I think that'd be
Speaker 4: really interesting. But it'd be such a wild.
Speaker 1: Idea to do.
Speaker 3: They might do that ten years from now when they
Speaker 3: run out of Ideasmi's like.
Speaker 2: What we do?
Speaker 1: More metal? Yeah? Another zombie game.
Speaker 2: Too, to too.
Speaker 1: I actually would love for the Twin Snakes for fucking everything.
Speaker 1: That would be nice.
Speaker 2: I would love to have that, Yeah, I do, just
Speaker 2: I do just want every do one proper.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be because that that's gonna be a big
Speaker 1: deal when that comes out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fun. If you do it, that's they if
Speaker 3: I will cry. If they don't, I swear.
Speaker 4: I will actually imagine playing that game. I will go
Speaker 4: to the studios and cry. I played that game because
Speaker 4: I was a kid and I was willing to learn more,
Speaker 4: Like my brain wasn't set in stone yet. I was like,
Speaker 4: I can play anything. Is this is what it is?
Speaker 4: Now I'll be like, no, I can't do this.
Speaker 2: The reason I can't play that game, though, is just
Speaker 2: a run so fucking horribly, Like every version of it
Speaker 2: that you can play now is just the PS one version,
Speaker 2: and it's just like it is bad. Man, it is rough.
Speaker 3: Some of those are gonna be interesting since it's not
Speaker 3: gonna be like a top down thing. If they you know,
Speaker 3: they do like somebody like, it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 2: Can't play this new one in top down if you want.
Speaker 1: It's weird because like say, the Revolver also a lot fight.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's gonna be weird. Uh fighting, it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 3: The final is gonna be ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Raven's gonna be weird. There's gonna be a couple is
Speaker 1: gonna be weird because you're gonna have to like unplug
Speaker 1: your keyboard. I still gonna have to do. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna be the same. Really, that's that's interesting.
Speaker 2: I honestly think that's the main reason they haven't remade it.
Speaker 1: They might we do it.
Speaker 4: They might force you to change your scheme, but you
Speaker 4: might have to go from uh from controller to PC
Speaker 4: or the other way around the controller.
Speaker 3: I wonder, what, what what are you doing? I hate
Speaker 3: this starting to freak me out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check this way too big of an explosions.
Speaker 2: Like the screen, the screen that shows us what the
Speaker 2: camera shows keeps doing this like Flashman episode.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so he writes in UH, would you rather
Speaker 2: come violently every time you sneeze? Or have every adult
Speaker 2: human within a five hundred foot radius come violently every
Speaker 2: time you burp?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: The ladder the ladder? Yeah, I don't have to burp
Speaker 1: in front of people. It doesn't matter. They still come though,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't really.
Speaker 2: The thing to me is just like I would. The
Speaker 2: first one is an inconvenience to me. The second one
Speaker 2: not at all to me. So like, obviously it's going
Speaker 2: to be the second one. I'm going to pick. What
Speaker 2: if you like, like, what if you I don't have
Speaker 2: to burp, and if I do, I'm usually like alone,
Speaker 2: and so like, I guess everybody around me is gonna
Speaker 2: have a good time. But it doesn't make it makes
Speaker 2: no difference to me.
Speaker 1: They won't know it's me either. Yeah, they won't know
Speaker 1: it's me. If anything, it's just funny.
Speaker 4: If anything, and i'd watch people like get into car crashes,
Speaker 4: I'd be late.
Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy in a car.
Speaker 2: Oh that's wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those hard those hard coomers that just like fucking
Speaker 3: like tense up and ship.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That would be.
Speaker 2: That's a genuinely dangerous person. Oh yeah, like there just
Speaker 2: like that's why I chose it. Like if they have
Speaker 2: a bad time and they're just they drive around, they
Speaker 2: just burping on purpose.
Speaker 3: You go over freeway pass and just start burshing, and
Speaker 3: then the cars is coming.
Speaker 4: Crazy, someone's having a really serious surgery. You're looking over
Speaker 4: they come inside. It's fucking open wounds. It's open body. Wait,
Speaker 4: how so they're dicks out? They're not you know, some
Speaker 4: people might be might be powerful big loaders. You know,
Speaker 4: somebody was actually edging and he's like, I can't wait
Speaker 4: to get home to finish. And then he's like, no,
Speaker 4: right intil the fucking is into his heart and the
Speaker 4: unco person comes to Yeah, of course he's gotta come, and.
Speaker 3: He put his mask down and goes right into his mouth.
Speaker 3: He's choking and ship slips the.
Speaker 4: Whole killing people just because you've got this power that
Speaker 4: you clearly don't observe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it. This is a good one.
Speaker 2: I guess here it twink Floyd. That's good, of course.
Speaker 2: So if you guys were on an episode of House MD,
Speaker 2: what would your ridiculous reason for being a patient be?
Speaker 2: And what is the ridiculous cure? Somebody else commented, I,
Speaker 2: for instance, would have a gay hot dog.
Speaker 1: Disease, Like gay hot dog disease.
Speaker 4: I like that, having one of their balls trapped up
Speaker 4: their asshole, but like not the way you think, what
Speaker 4: do you mean like instead of it like one of
Speaker 4: his testicles is in his ass him.
Speaker 1: Presuming to understand what I would think about that, because
Speaker 1: either way you'd be like, oh, yeah, you streutch your
Speaker 1: ball and put in your asshole.
Speaker 4: But I like the idea that jenuinely one of his
Speaker 4: testicles floated up through his body and that was trapped
Speaker 4: clenched inside of his ass.
Speaker 1: So it shouldn't be humanly possible.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I'm gonna have to punch you in the
Speaker 2: neck to cure you, all right. Still, I don't know
Speaker 2: what would my man a house empty ailment to be
Speaker 2: cured by the Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big question. I feel like there's so
Speaker 1: many avenues that it could go.
Speaker 4: What seems to be the problem is this house called
Speaker 4: costa in Spanish?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm still called house. Well the questions abandoned now,
Speaker 2: never mind ruined every eye everything.
Speaker 4: That's just still a name. So it's still be called
Speaker 4: house probably right.
Speaker 3: El houso el house house, so oh you gotta put
Speaker 3: a at the end.
Speaker 1: House. It's not Spanish.
Speaker 2: I think I would have like, man.
Speaker 1: What appears, mister pilot do you have?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 1: Would dick in as syndrome?
Speaker 2: Now you know what it would be would be It
Speaker 2: would be like I would come in for stomach pains
Speaker 2: and then they just wouldn't know what the fun it was.
Speaker 2: They would think like maybe that first thing, we might
Speaker 2: think it's like I don't know cancer or like one
Speaker 2: of the whatever, I don't know one of the first
Speaker 2: things you think of when you're hurt.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And it turns out that I just haven't I haven't
Speaker 2: taken a ship in four years.
Speaker 1: Mister, you'd be.
Speaker 4: You'd be so side, you wouldn't be dead in your system.
Speaker 4: But only way, like only way like one sixteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and somehow there's a live squirrel.
Speaker 2: It's playing around, playing around in there, digging, digging.
Speaker 1: Around for us.
Speaker 4: There's a squirrel also trapped in that ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how it's still live,
Speaker 1: but it is.
Speaker 2: How you manage that, sir?
Speaker 1: What do you want to what do you want to
Speaker 1: name it? Name the squirrel?
Speaker 2: Now he's dead, by the way, here's at He's being
Speaker 2: moved around by bacteria.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sorry, I thought he was alive.
Speaker 2: I thought it was alive. It turns out he's dead.
Speaker 2: It's a dead squirrel being moved around. But there's so
Speaker 2: many there's so much live bacteria in your body that
Speaker 2: it's moving the squirrel around as if it's alive, not
Speaker 2: Unlike Amelia Earhart's lost vessel under the sea that was
Speaker 2: moved by fate famously moved by a sea of crab
Speaker 2: is migrating north right, right, of course that's true. By
Speaker 2: the way, I don't know what would yours.
Speaker 4: I don't know someish like I have a stomach gie
Speaker 4: and but oh no.
Speaker 1: You're gay.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, amazing, Jamison, you're just gay? Leave like what Jameson,
Speaker 2: you're gay? I can't care you leave.
Speaker 1: That'll be a thousand dollars, two thousand ten dollar bills.
Speaker 1: Find out you're just a homosexual.
Speaker 3: Price things like that, like you have you can't if
Speaker 3: it's not two thousand ten dollar bills, you're going.
Speaker 2: To collect somebody crazy, rude your credit.
Speaker 1: You go to the doctor.
Speaker 2: You also on me two dollars.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, that's two one million dollars bills. You
Speaker 1: have one hour.
Speaker 2: You have one hour to come up with two million
Speaker 2: dollars in two bills.
Speaker 1: By the way, you need one.
Speaker 2: You need to one million dollar bills.
Speaker 1: At that moment. Just leave. You don't owe them anything,
Speaker 1: mister house. So I need help.
Speaker 3: My ass is a magnet for male penises, oh like
Speaker 3: like like, I'm serious.
Speaker 1: It's likes to be the issue if I get too
Speaker 1: close to a penis.
Speaker 3: My ass attracts it and and the penis gets inserted.
Speaker 1: In my ass? Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Turn around?
Speaker 1: Watch I'll pull your pants down. I'm serious.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna pull my pants down.
Speaker 1: Well, what about what about doctor Foreman? Foremans like? Please
Speaker 1: leave me alone, Leave me out of this, nigga, leave
Speaker 1: me out of this. You fucking queer? Watch this? You're
Speaker 1: just gay? Out of here? You would? You and mister
Speaker 1: Jamison are just gay. I'm not gay, though, Yeah you are,
Speaker 1: you are. I proved it with science. Big Cheese The.
Speaker 2: Big Cheese wrote in simple question for Sweent, since you
Speaker 2: mentioned Common Rider on the pod a couple of times,
Speaker 2: what's your favorite?
Speaker 1: Which is your favorite one? Which one is your favorite?
Speaker 1: Come in write, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't know anything about Common Rider.
Speaker 1: I think seed.
Speaker 3: I just know the uh the the American version, just
Speaker 3: mask Riders.
Speaker 4: Mass Writers and then powering the Super Sentaiea of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but yeah they had a mass writers. Fucking
Speaker 1: bad dude, it was really bad. It was bad about it.
Speaker 3: Uh just everything, the actors that they chose, just that
Speaker 3: the Maine the lead to play the fucking mask Rider,
Speaker 3: the Common Rider.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's apparently like Power Rangers is pretty good, like
Speaker 4: Super Senti is pretty good in Japan, and then like
Speaker 4: fucking hilarious, and and then it's like and then it's
Speaker 4: like here we get like I like Power Rangers even
Speaker 4: and it's like it's so much worse here compared to
Speaker 4: what it was there.
Speaker 3: And it's like why I started watching the Woll because
Speaker 3: there was so it was you had a sidemon uh
Speaker 3: doing the ship in America, the Power Rangers, and then
Speaker 3: after a while Disney took over. It was kind of cool,
Speaker 3: and then it just who knows what the's going on now?
Speaker 1: I don't give the Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon got it back.
Speaker 3: Nickelodeon had it, I guess I don't remember having it,
Speaker 3: but like, yeah, they had it.
Speaker 4: They had it for Samurai and Mega Force and all
Speaker 4: that ship, like the generations that were.
Speaker 1: Down Nickelodeon and not Disney.
Speaker 4: Disney was Hisney was Uncle Fury, Wild Force uh s
Speaker 4: b D. Yeah, but uh, Mystic Force.
Speaker 1: So most of most of them.
Speaker 4: It was everything after everything after pretty much after the storm,
Speaker 4: everything that the storm was Disney character.
Speaker 2: Oh they got a weird like on his shoulders name,
Speaker 2: that's a Slayer.
Speaker 4: There he's got dicks on his shoulders, and you know,
Speaker 4: like he looks nothing like that in the comic Get Sucked, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know where they got that.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that design. I just love
Speaker 1: how stupid he looks.
Speaker 2: He looks like this is New York.
Speaker 1: Update.
Speaker 2: I fed my Chris Hansen, Tommagachi wrote, and he says, hey, Frando,
Speaker 2: this question is more directed to Chris, but Sween is
Speaker 2: more than welcome to interrupt. My boss told me that
Speaker 2: if he was my height, he would take his own
Speaker 2: life for contexts, I'm five to four. As a fellow
Speaker 2: vertically challenged man, do you actually care about height? I
Speaker 2: can't name one instance where I wish I was taller.
Speaker 2: There's like like small issues of like convenience, where I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, man, it would be convenient, like on
Speaker 2: a show or something. Yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: where it's like, oh, it'd be nice to be taller,
Speaker 2: But like outside of that, like yeah, I found it
Speaker 2: to be more convenient generally, like getting on a plane,
Speaker 2: like having a more like being on a plane doesn't
Speaker 2: feel as cramped. Although that's what blows my mind about
Speaker 2: planes to me, is that even at my height, I
Speaker 2: feel like, yo, this is small little like I feel
Speaker 2: crampeds fucking this. How is this even remotely usable for
Speaker 2: anybody who's normal height.
Speaker 1: It's completely fucked up.
Speaker 3: I was just talking to a lady talking to me
Speaker 3: on the train, you know, against my will, and she
Speaker 3: mentioned how like it's crazy how convenient and comfortable trains
Speaker 3: are compared to two planes. It's insane, yeah, because it's
Speaker 3: just like maximize profits on the plane, so they just
Speaker 3: sardine you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I swear to God too, like when I
Speaker 2: was like, when I was like I was like nine,
Speaker 2: I remember the seats being way bigger.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they were. Well, yeah, I'm sure that's a
Speaker 1: good joke.
Speaker 2: I think they also were, though I think they I
Speaker 2: think also true, that's true.
Speaker 1: I think both, especially when they started having those uh,
Speaker 1: when they had those those cheap airlines like Frontier and
Speaker 1: there's other ones, you know, Spirit, Spirit, Frontier, a lot
Speaker 1: of them. The their first line of planes were like
Speaker 1: fucking prison planes, like they were like the seats were
Speaker 1: like metal on the bottom, like you can tell me
Speaker 1: you were like for I think army or prison transport
Speaker 1: or something and not like for And then eventually they
Speaker 1: started upgrading. Because I took a spirit one time years
Speaker 1: and years ago and I was like, this is the worst.
Speaker 1: Like usually I would always be to people, y'all are
Speaker 1: complaining too much, like just till there's no temperature control.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's like a metal tin, just like
Speaker 2: it's just freezing.
Speaker 1: It was pretty wild. I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: really bad.
Speaker 3: I actually this is fair if anyone wants to complain
Speaker 3: about this, but it's it's slightly better, but it's still ship.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Uh, But yeah, the high thing.
Speaker 3: I always the people that freak out. I always say that,
Speaker 3: you know, they they they are not They don't really
Speaker 3: have anything going for them, so they have their height.
Speaker 3: So it's like, oh, I kill myself on how but
Speaker 3: that means that you suck and you only have your
Speaker 3: height is the only thing good you have going for you.
Speaker 1: That is kind of crazy. Yeah, it way, It's.
Speaker 3: It's completely that because otherwise why would you give a shit?
Speaker 3: Because I've met some people that are like tall, but
Speaker 3: they're also really talented. They do stuff like they're not
Speaker 3: and they're not just talented because they're height, like a
Speaker 3: basketball player, you know, some people I just don't know
Speaker 3: like they do stuff so like their height is is
Speaker 3: completely an afterthought. So that person that boss probably only
Speaker 3: gets pussy because of his height and couldn't pull women
Speaker 3: if he was short, because he would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm insecure and gay, you know, Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Just talk to him and just talk to them and
Speaker 3: you can have women. I'm shrinking too. It's crazy. I
Speaker 3: think I mentioned that that I remember you being with
Speaker 3: good my my injuries. I think aretching up with me
Speaker 3: like at a rapid pace.
Speaker 1: Just get another vertebrae.
Speaker 3: I well, if I get, if I get surgery, if
Speaker 3: I get, if I get approved of it, I can
Speaker 3: definitely they can fix my neck. Because uh, there was
Speaker 3: a guy that do jiu jitsu all the time and
Speaker 3: then he did he got a surgery and he added
Speaker 3: an extra inch to him.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, yeah, which I can for you.
Speaker 1: I've no, I'm good.
Speaker 4: I can grab your neck and grab your lower back
Speaker 4: and yank you to you fucking grow.
Speaker 1: I probably like shrunk like an inch and a half.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That's actually crazy. Yeah, because I started, I
Speaker 1: was looking at Jojo and I was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck she's towering over me. I was like, this didn't
Speaker 1: used to be like this exaggerated.
Speaker 2: You know you should do next time she's sitting down
Speaker 2: and go behind her, go like yap her head. So
Speaker 2: she's short and really hard, really hard.
Speaker 1: I will commit. Yeah, I will again. Okay, Jojo look out,
Speaker 1: he's got his contract.
Speaker 4: I I never cared about being taller short. I guess
Speaker 4: I wanted to be a little tall talking donkeys here
Speaker 4: when I was younger, but never really cared, never like
Speaker 4: a big deal.
Speaker 2: It's only ever been in like literally it's.
Speaker 4: Annoying having like my legs being able touching the seats,
Speaker 4: even when I was like thin. They was just like, oh,
Speaker 4: just my legs are always touching because I have long
Speaker 4: legs in particular. That's why, like it would sucks when
Speaker 4: I drive sometimes, like my legs are like touching the
Speaker 4: the thing on a car, like.
Speaker 1: Because he couldn't go back enough. So it's just like
Speaker 1: that sucks. But like other than that, it's like whatever.
Speaker 1: It's literally just minor points. I think it is.
Speaker 4: I think it is a little more convenient to be
Speaker 4: average height than tall.
Speaker 1: Actually five ten man, I think I think you're coasting
Speaker 1: five eight five nine man, maybe five seven. Guess it's
Speaker 1: just it's just convenient. It's too small. Why well say
Speaker 1: because he's five six perfect? It was exactly it was.
Speaker 1: I'm lying on my driver's license.
Speaker 2: Ie, I would say.
Speaker 3: Because at that point you made about like being able
Speaker 3: to see at shows five ten would be great, because
Speaker 3: that is a fucking problem, especially when some fucking behemoth
Speaker 3: he like, gets in front of a lot.
Speaker 1: Of people to like doesn't have enough sense to be like,
Speaker 1: you're so tall, you can go a little bit further
Speaker 1: than the back.
Speaker 4: Little crazy. I literally instinctively think that I'm not People
Speaker 4: don't think that. It's like, oh, I'm tall, shing get
Speaker 4: out the way. Like I try to sit down in
Speaker 4: the movies immediately because I'm like, oh, I'm big and
Speaker 4: I'm tall. People are not gonna be able to see.
Speaker 4: But some people just don't do that, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: why are you not doing that?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 2: People in general are just very inconsiderate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, humans are considering.
Speaker 3: Yes, It's like I went to go pee in the
Speaker 3: in the train and then there's pissed all over the floor.
Speaker 4: Well that was some guy I pissed in my fucking face.
Speaker 4: I was trying to pee.
Speaker 1: They excuse me that he's like.
Speaker 4: Holding up and a flash floods you.
Speaker 1: Damn. They's made out twice. Oh that was a recap.
Speaker 1: Never mind. I was like, damn, I was like the
Speaker 1: kids twice. Spider Man has coming. The web comes out
Speaker 1: like that. This battleman his ass. I was gonna call
Speaker 1: him the Predator. What's his name? The Predator? God?
Speaker 2: Christ Monoco watching Tarantino, watching a Tarantino marathon and having
Speaker 2: fifteen and then it cuts it off. Nice wrote in
Speaker 2: he says, hello, my favorite Pumpkins. Spice Oreo with a
Speaker 2: recent statement from the director of Expedition thirty three saying
Speaker 2: that clairef Secure will be a franchise, with each entry
Speaker 2: being a completely different story with different characters.
Speaker 1: I knew it.
Speaker 2: Would you want a Painter's Versus Writers game in the
Speaker 2: same world of Expedition thirty three or just a completely
Speaker 2: different world altogether? I don't really want a series of this,
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew it. It makes sense for them, Like
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't blame them for doing it, like get your bag,
Speaker 2: but like I I.
Speaker 4: Don't know the position game. I want to be like
Speaker 4: like different, different, like maybe same world, but different.
Speaker 2: I would want that gameplay style and in a completely
Speaker 2: different thing, like I tell a completely different story in
Speaker 2: a completely different world, like not the same lord or any.
Speaker 1: That's what they're im playing.
Speaker 2: Well, they said like it's a series.
Speaker 1: Like like Final Fantasy.
Speaker 2: Woa, that's fine if that's true.
Speaker 1: Maybe, well how would it not be that?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, like there's writers, it's not how
Speaker 2: could you read it again?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, maybe I misunderstood.
Speaker 2: He just said clairef Screw will be a friend, which
Speaker 2: I mean, I just don't. I don't know. Final Fantasy
Speaker 2: is really the only thing that does that, and I.
Speaker 3: Think it's smart to do that and to like no,
Speaker 3: I would agree and for its money, that.
Speaker 1: Would be cool.
Speaker 2: But like my assumption because Final Fantasy is the only
Speaker 2: thing that really does that. When I hear that they're
Speaker 2: going to franchise this thing, I think of more like
Speaker 2: Mass Effect or you know, oh this is going to
Speaker 2: continue the world.
Speaker 1: It just makes zero.
Speaker 4: I think I think it was I think franchise like
Speaker 4: it could.
Speaker 1: It could.
Speaker 3: It's it's vague, but like I guess, my brain immediately
Speaker 3: went to because that story is completed, like it would
Speaker 3: only make sense because that was just one family in
Speaker 3: their world, so it could focus on another you know, oh,
Speaker 3: we're going to focus on some other some other people because.
Speaker 1: They mentioned like the rivalry, right, so we're just going
Speaker 1: to focus on some other.
Speaker 3: People and they're going to dip into another world and
Speaker 3: it's like an endless possibility type thing. Like I was
Speaker 3: just assuming that's what they do, because like if they
Speaker 3: did something like you know, mass effect for we're going
Speaker 3: to continue this, I'm like, what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This this uh verso mayel all those people? We
Speaker 1: we did it. Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 4: I want their story to be done yet I don't
Speaker 4: want touch them anymore.
Speaker 3: So hopefully, hopefully it's that, like I guess my brain
Speaker 3: just immediately like of course it has to do that.
Speaker 2: Well because I thing is just like, oh, well, they
Speaker 2: might focus on the yeah, you know, the writers and
Speaker 2: like I mean that that just that world or whatever,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, ah, Like it would be nice
Speaker 2: if they just like took that gameplay model and just
Speaker 2: did like came up with different stories and different genres
Speaker 2: or whatever, Like it'd be cool to see like a
Speaker 2: sci fi thing of this or like oh or even
Speaker 2: like a medieval version of this or like temporary version
Speaker 2: of it, Like that's I guess.
Speaker 1: They can't do because whatever's in the painted world, it
Speaker 1: could be. Yeah, they could do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I don't mind. I don't go with the writers.
Speaker 4: I don't go with the writers because the writers are
Speaker 4: so detached from that.
Speaker 1: That, Yeah, I don't really care about that. Honest.
Speaker 4: That world is like not the same world. That's why
Speaker 4: I think it's interesting. It's like we could have a
Speaker 4: comp littly different world.
Speaker 1: It probably will focus on the writers next time, since
Speaker 1: we don't know anything about.
Speaker 2: That and they were brought up to you know, so
Speaker 2: if they can do it in a way, that's cool,
Speaker 2: Like fine. I I just kind of miss when we
Speaker 2: just would get these like one off like great game.
Speaker 2: That's what I was hoping that Tranning would be. Like
Speaker 2: when Deaths Training came, I was like, this is great,
Speaker 2: and then there's a sequel, was like this sequel is good.
Speaker 2: But I'm just like, ah, this would be a better
Speaker 2: one off.
Speaker 1: There's no way, Coach. It wasn't going to be put
Speaker 1: on to be a sequel.
Speaker 2: Though I know, I know, I know, I know, but
Speaker 2: like it's nothing can succeed without a sequel now and
Speaker 2: it kind of comes pop just way too hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, it was inevitable.
Speaker 4: Here's more money. Especially Microft were help.
Speaker 1: I just think about it.
Speaker 2: I just it's so funny though, because I just think
Speaker 2: about like so many, like we used to get so many,
Speaker 2: just one off, shout out of the colosses, right, shout
Speaker 2: of the class.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like I think,
Speaker 1: you know, like that was it. If it was made.
Speaker 4: Modern time, they would have been sequels, though it wasn't
Speaker 4: made when it was made.
Speaker 2: How to be fair, we've always had sequels. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying like that.
Speaker 3: It's new, but like it would have and even if
Speaker 3: that game was made today, it would have done well
Speaker 3: because it's like kind of like a boss gunlet you.
Speaker 2: Know, is out of the clauses. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, how interesting enough it would it's
Speaker 1: it's not it's I think it's a it could do
Speaker 1: well at any time period. Really. Oh yeah, solid game, friends,
Speaker 1: it's solid game. Idea.
Speaker 4: Let's go find boss climb boss kill boss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go find boss climb boss kill boss. It is
Speaker 1: cool man.
Speaker 2: Uh let's see. Uh, okay, we're making good time. We're
Speaker 2: getting through a lot of questions.
Speaker 1: Later, guys, all right, needs cannon? What is this? Love that?
Speaker 1: What is this? Just turns you like slow? Just no,
Speaker 1: no no. But you don't know what type of mental health.
Speaker 1: You just know you feel fine. You go home, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh ship.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting?
Speaker 1: What what is this?
Speaker 2: DJ spit rode in not a question, but wanted to
Speaker 2: top the last two guys stories relating to sex toys
Speaker 2: IRAQ two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: Oh god, he opened it like a fucking like a script,
Speaker 1: Like a scrip is not good. Exterior Desert Day is
Speaker 1: basically you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: USMC zero three one one and nobody, uh nobody but
Speaker 2: caught wind A unit was allegedly going to a whorehouse
Speaker 2: during night combat patrols. So naturally we were all asking questions. Remember,
Speaker 2: we're all sexually frustrated nineteen twenty year old boys. Some
Speaker 2: never even got laid. I can, man, that's gotta be fun.
Speaker 2: Great sucks and you just shipped off the fight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're sexually frustrated.
Speaker 3: Shit desert or not even you have to bathe with
Speaker 3: like fucking sto wipe.
Speaker 2: Out side at night and jerk off on the scorpions.
Speaker 1: Sting your penis in return.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yea, So naturally we're all asking questions, yes, but
Speaker 2: got no answers.
Speaker 1: Eventually we dropped it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't really an issue till a bunch of guys
Speaker 2: from first of All two and Kuilo Company got herpies all
Speaker 2: around the same time. Brass thinks they have to be
Speaker 2: fucking some they have to be fucking someone, so they
Speaker 2: gather us all up and Doc goes, Okay, guys, where's
Speaker 2: the wares we leave until we get to the bottom
Speaker 2: of this dick epidemic. Fucking marines turn red. Some look
Speaker 2: at the ground and wasn't long forced. Some private goes Doc,
Speaker 2: there's no horres. We've been sharing a pocket pussy. What
Speaker 2: all I remember was Doc saying, Jesus Christ, boys at
Speaker 2: least cleaned the damn pig. After that dog ordered a
Speaker 2: palette of hand sanitizer for the quila for Kilo Company,
Speaker 2: and we all had to laugh for a bit. That's crazy,
Speaker 2: that is so outraged. I guess you're in a Nope,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't imagine. I can't imagine being
Speaker 2: in that scenario ever, because I just I don't like
Speaker 2: what is just use your hand man.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with jack and off.
Speaker 2: There's literally nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 3: Like it's it's completely fine. I don't need a simulated
Speaker 3: fake pussy.
Speaker 1: My band of bros.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's that is so fucking insane, like.
Speaker 1: Like they should have just man, they shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Just I would have rather said like, oh, we all
Speaker 3: fucked up going or something. I feel like that's like
Speaker 3: less weird than like I'm going to this guy's blasting
Speaker 3: and I don't know if that's toy that's fair, that
Speaker 3: is is not if he kept talking himself, was like yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of how like how disgusting that is,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, that is because animal, Yes that I completely
Speaker 3: take that back, but I'm just thinking of how disc
Speaker 3: this moldy growth like bro what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like no, like go even though it is weirder,
Speaker 2: like go find I know what you're saying, Like the
Speaker 2: spirit of what you're saying.
Speaker 4: If you're doing that might as well fucking but also
Speaker 4: don't fucking animal.
Speaker 2: Yeah don't, but you're closer to fucking an animal than
Speaker 2: you would be if you just didn't fuck the flashlight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what's the difference.
Speaker 2: Really, you know, there's a difference, but like a scorpion,
Speaker 2: is that better?
Speaker 1: Huh? What fucking what? I said? Nothing? I didn't say
Speaker 1: a thing. I didn't say anything. I swear do uh do?
Speaker 2: Maria Oliver wrote in Oh there's any news? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: check out the thing. I don't have any clever names,
Speaker 2: but I would like to ask, what do you do
Speaker 2: when you feel.
Speaker 1: Like your dream is slipping away from you? We're getting dark,
Speaker 1: We're getting serious.
Speaker 2: I'm thirty, and I feel like I'm too old to
Speaker 2: go after my dream of writing for movies and TV.
Speaker 2: Wanted to write for video games, but that industry has
Speaker 2: turned into a wet match in a dark cave. Listen,
Speaker 2: you just gotta do it, man.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: I understand that sounds like like dumb advice, but the
Speaker 2: whole thing of like it's I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: want to tell people to not be realistic, but at
Speaker 2: the same time, I do kind of feel like you
Speaker 2: just kind of have to continue to do shit until
Speaker 2: it works like that. I know so many people who
Speaker 2: didn't like Pop Off until like way late, you know,
Speaker 2: and it really is a matter of like how you
Speaker 2: like it really is a matter of like who you
Speaker 2: know for this shit? And to be fair, TVs and
Speaker 2: movies like, that's a whole fucking that's a whole clusterfuck.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I mean, it's it's a serious question.
Speaker 2: I guess, Yeah, what do you guys have to say about.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's look, man, it's over when you're when
Speaker 3: you're satisfied or dead. That's basically when that's over, like
Speaker 3: the dream chasing and you're satisfied, you're like, oh I
Speaker 3: tried my best, I'm good, or you're dead, and so
Speaker 3: basically just keep trying.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I think about some of my most favorite comedians at
Speaker 3: the time, A lot of them popped like at forty yeah,
Speaker 3: like they're they're fucking old as ship and starting to
Speaker 3: gray already before they got that one special or whatever
Speaker 3: the fuck.
Speaker 2: It was just too many many actors and probably like
Speaker 2: they're like forty five and then they just get this role.
Speaker 3: If I think about Pedro Pascal, who's like one of
Speaker 3: the biggest actors, that dude popped way late.
Speaker 1: In the fucking he's acting forever.
Speaker 3: He thought of Buffy, he was I saw the things
Speaker 3: on surviving off of residuals from Buffy. That one appearance
Speaker 3: like kept him kept trying. It gave him just enough
Speaker 3: money to stay.
Speaker 1: Because he died so quickly. I never saw he dies.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's Pedro Pascal spoilers. Yeah, I'm so upset.
Speaker 1: I'm so upset.
Speaker 4: I've never seen vampires dies randomly.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never got into it. But I've heard good
Speaker 3: things about Buffy. I was, you know, it wasn't really.
Speaker 4: Josh Whedon is a fucking I think I got that
Speaker 4: he should be.
Speaker 1: He seems. He seems weird but strange. I like cabin though.
Speaker 2: So the thing that I would say, the thing that
Speaker 2: I would say is just like, uh, I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: just keep keep doing it, but also like, really do it.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people who are like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm trying, I'm really trying, but they're not really. They're
Speaker 2: kind of like they're in the stages of like planning,
Speaker 2: or they're in the stages of like they think they're
Speaker 2: doing something when they're not really.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 2: He wanted to do what you want to do writing
Speaker 2: for and it seems like for anything like it seems
Speaker 2: like for movies, TV, video games, like anything.
Speaker 1: Brother like.
Speaker 2: I just feel like, if you want to do that much,
Speaker 2: maybe even widen it a little bit, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like, don't necessarily don't limit yourself to these things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: write for fucking.
Speaker 3: Dude, I would first they try to write for YouTubers, man, Yeah,
Speaker 3: get on that machine where uh, like so many successful
Speaker 3: YouTubers now just have a team. Yeah, and uh, it's
Speaker 3: it's one of those things that I never quite got
Speaker 3: to because I was I kind of it's not really
Speaker 3: my thing because I was more of a stupid ranter,
Speaker 3: So it didn't it wouldn't work for me even but
Speaker 3: like I thought of the idea of doing that. How
Speaker 3: being in that position towards like Okay, I have the editor,
Speaker 3: I have my writer, I have this and we have
Speaker 3: this team and then we all just divvy up the
Speaker 3: funds and we kill it. Because God, there's so the
Speaker 3: amount of people when I hear them when they're speaking,
Speaker 3: they say we you know, even though there's the host
Speaker 3: of the video. Yeah, And I'm like, oh, it's his
Speaker 3: fucking crew, like even say it's we, Like I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that he's saying we, Like, it's not trying
Speaker 3: to pretend like this motherfucker's doing it all themselves.
Speaker 1: You know, it's impossible to do it all yourself now.
Speaker 3: Now, especially if you want to pump them like some
Speaker 3: of the videos that people are pumping out, like it's
Speaker 3: a guy. Every once in a while, I try to
Speaker 3: check try out his videos, this guy Patrick CC and
Speaker 3: like his uh like he's got a.
Speaker 1: Crew with him.
Speaker 3: Otherwise you can't pump out shit that often. But sometimes
Speaker 3: I can tell you as a crew because I'm like,
Speaker 3: sometimes the writing's a little it's I'm like, ah, that
Speaker 3: wasn't a good one.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I was like, that wasn't your best work. Whoever wrote
Speaker 3: that that wasn't their best word h to kill? Like
Speaker 3: I watched a Rogan when always talking about the comedy,
Speaker 3: things like why does that comedy suck now? Or something sure,
Speaker 3: and like some of the things that he was saying
Speaker 3: were it was like the person that wrote this, they
Speaker 3: seem like they're somewhat of a fan of Rogan because
Speaker 3: they didn't they were saying things like, oh the Rogan
Speaker 3: would use the thing name mainstream narrative. Well, I don't want,
Speaker 3: I just want I just don't want to. I don't
Speaker 3: believe the mainstream narrative. I want to get a different opinion.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, mainstream narrative was kind of like a
Speaker 3: was it kind of like a talking point to dismiss
Speaker 3: like consensus in like empirical data.
Speaker 1: Sure, like oh here's all these really well people. But
Speaker 1: they would say mainstream narrative and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: a clever way to dismiss it. And he was just
Speaker 1: saying it like oh, well, this is what he was
Speaker 1: just actually trying to do. And I'm like, ah, that
Speaker 1: seems weird.
Speaker 3: I know I know better. I know this guy knows better,
Speaker 3: but he's just reading the script. And now it's like
Speaker 3: it's like telltales like that. But anyway, point being, Uh,
Speaker 3: there's people that are doing great work like that, and
Speaker 3: say there's other people. I will be looking for that constantly.
Speaker 1: I don't know where you know there's I don't know
Speaker 1: if there's like places where people post, yeah, like I'm
Speaker 1: looking for a script writer. Uh it's gonna do.
Speaker 2: I mean, Claire obscure that that whole thing is written
Speaker 2: by some dude who just put him put his stuff
Speaker 2: out there like.
Speaker 1: On Reddit or something, right, Like, wasn't that what it was?
Speaker 1: That's true, was it was some stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So like I don't know, my advice would be like
Speaker 2: to actually go out because a lot of this is
Speaker 2: networking too, like realistically, like you're not gonna You're not
Speaker 2: gonna just like you're not going to just like generally speaking,
Speaker 2: unless you have like an insane Leka break like the
Speaker 2: Claire off Scire person, You're not gonna just like sit
Speaker 2: in your room, right, put it on the internet and
Speaker 2: just not interact with anybody and then.
Speaker 1: Find success like you gotta.
Speaker 2: If there are writers summits or like if there are
Speaker 2: like you know, it's hard for me to even imagine
Speaker 2: this space, but like almost like a comic con type
Speaker 2: environment for like there are the there are events set
Speaker 2: up in like cities and places that are centered around
Speaker 2: these careers. Go to them, yes, yep, like straight.
Speaker 1: Up go to them absolutely, yeah if I yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: If I'm trying to break into the industry, I'm going
Speaker 1: to everything. Yeah, everything, I'm investing heavily, mist.
Speaker 4: Your time, energy, uh, practice your craft as much as
Speaker 4: possible what as possible. But it's like healthy for your
Speaker 4: mind obviously, you know, use your pen that you're sore
Speaker 4: to be able to figure out how to get a
Speaker 4: purache it through and then find people that are writing.
Speaker 4: Don't be afraid to, you know, not copy ideas, but
Speaker 4: find inspiration and stuff that's writing, and make yourself available
Speaker 4: for it. That's the biggest thing. Availability. Being available to
Speaker 4: find your break is a very important thing because I'll
Speaker 4: have a lot of friends who are talented people, but
Speaker 4: they're talented and they're stubborn and they don't want to
Speaker 4: try to open up the paths to let them succeed,
Speaker 4: particularly in the creative field, because unfortunate, the creative field,
Speaker 4: you very rarely succeed be off your own ideas. You know,
Speaker 4: you have to make sure you're able to, you know,
Speaker 4: mesh with the way the world is moving, idea wise.
Speaker 1: So you gotta be you gotta be doing it. You know,
Speaker 1: you gotta wear a lot of hats too.
Speaker 2: It's it's annoying, I hate it, but you gotta. You
Speaker 2: gotta be a business guy. You gotta be a networking
Speaker 2: guy on top of being good at the thing that people,
Speaker 2: you know want to see from you.
Speaker 3: So it's like this thing, right, like being able to
Speaker 3: because that's what my instinct myra's not built my brain's
Speaker 3: not built for all that ship and now I hate it,
Speaker 3: especially the business aspect of it. It's why I understand
Speaker 3: like the potential of this brand.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: But then there's just my brain just like doing the
Speaker 3: tact tactical stuff to go to a higher level.
Speaker 4: For me, it's for me, it's the brown nosing and
Speaker 4: fucking you know, like I just my brain just shuts
Speaker 4: off when I'm like, I need to do this, I
Speaker 4: need to uh send an email. Fuck, I can't smooth.
Speaker 4: I can't do that shit. I don't have it in me.
Speaker 4: I can't schmooz the people. But I just it doesn't
Speaker 4: it doesn't work. Like if I don't like you and
Speaker 4: I get a sense I don't like you, I'm logging
Speaker 4: out of a conversation with you. I'm not gonna like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be I'm not. And that's why I
Speaker 4: can never truly succeed in the business side of like
Speaker 4: of anything.
Speaker 1: Really. I just I can't succeed there. You can get
Speaker 1: lucky because I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I need to, like really like I need to prep
Speaker 2: myself to do it. Yeah, I need like an hour
Speaker 2: of silence before I go out and do ship like
Speaker 2: that and it's exhausting.
Speaker 4: But I can't even do create. I can't even do
Speaker 4: like creator get together. That should have burked me so much.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, this is just because I get
Speaker 4: in there and it's inherently transactional. Immediately you're not there
Speaker 4: to chill. You're there to transaction with people, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I can't do this. We necessarily nobody.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, like I've never really done with the
Speaker 2: intention of transactions.
Speaker 1: That's you. Yeah, that's not You're not.
Speaker 4: I think people respond well to that, though you're not
Speaker 4: the vast majority of people, though unfortunately, I guess unornately
Speaker 4: people also.
Speaker 3: But I will say the people that are in the industry,
Speaker 3: they know, they they're aware. So a lot of times
Speaker 3: it isn't as offensive as as it normally should be,
Speaker 3: because especially if you're kind of like perceived to be
Speaker 3: on similar levels where it's like, oh, you know, let's
Speaker 3: let's lift each other's boats.
Speaker 4: Even people I'm friends with, like, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 4: chill with them on purpose. I'm not like they're like
Speaker 4: I don't want to like hang out when you like,
Speaker 4: you know, people that are doing stuff, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I kind of just want to hang out with you
Speaker 4: like that chill but like not it. It feels weird
Speaker 4: to like, oh, let's let's just chill out. You know,
Speaker 4: you have to like create like a very friendly rapport
Speaker 4: before I even feel comfortable even hanging out with them. Whereas,
Speaker 4: like you see me plenty of times as someone that's
Speaker 4: never been like the idea to ask you something about
Speaker 4: things this big homo speak right there, you're not saying it,
Speaker 4: so that's impossible.
Speaker 1: Hey, whoa, that's a silent hard art. What do you
Speaker 1: mean this was on them? Zoom in on their mouth.
Speaker 2: Your lips all right? Scooped James rode In just got
Speaker 2: in a wow scooped one scooped James. He says, hello,
Speaker 2: my three gay poly ormor paliam polyamorous dads. Would you
Speaker 2: rather lose five inches from your digger gain tenages?
Speaker 1: I'd rather not, I.
Speaker 2: Would really, that's those are dangerous numbers. I really don't
Speaker 2: want either of these dangerous.
Speaker 1: I don't have to go with gain and then do porn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I'd rather have more than needs.
Speaker 4: Not Gonna have a ten inches more to your dick
Speaker 4: is crazy. It would be it would be crazy. It
Speaker 4: would be too much crazy, it would be too much,
Speaker 4: but also five inches less. Also to me, that's crazier.
Speaker 4: It is crazier. Like their penis is not useful anymore
Speaker 4: either either way. Yeah, right exactly, because like it's like
Speaker 4: having a having a foot long penis is not useful.
Speaker 1: Even in porn. Really they'll find like there's.
Speaker 4: Niches, there'll be zoo porn effectively.
Speaker 3: Where especially just taking pictures is like just taking pictures
Speaker 3: is enough, Like you don't necessarily have to like fuck
Speaker 3: anybody make bank off only like just having a giant dog,
Speaker 3: like people are gonna be like whoa there you Usually it.
Speaker 1: Was like I can't, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna know, I'm gonna pass out, like there's too
Speaker 3: much blood allocated to it's dizzy.
Speaker 4: Just someone taking a dick pic and then passing out,
Speaker 4: like they set up the prompt. They get hard, they
Speaker 4: take a pick, and then they have to quickly sit down.
Speaker 1: It's not a yeah big Pepe scenario. It's not useful penis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so crazy, like it.
Speaker 4: Looty tunes, dick dick, your dick looks like it's like
Speaker 4: a kill boss of sausage.
Speaker 1: Bro. It's just like this is not useful to have.
Speaker 1: What is this? One more? My ball? That's perfect? One more.
Speaker 1: We'll start the names. I like it, pals, we.
Speaker 3: Got we gotta keep this is this is the mode
Speaker 3: that I'm liking. It cover anything, yeah, I but I
Speaker 3: also like it because every once in a while, like
Speaker 3: I normally don't care what people are saying, but every
Speaker 3: once while, like, oh I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed with all
Speaker 3: the content.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was like, is it is it too
Speaker 1: tell them? Is it too much? Is it too like long?
Speaker 1: And people are feeling like suffocated.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that's one of the few things that's in the
Speaker 3: back of my head normally, like if somebody complains about
Speaker 3: something like shut up, I'm like, shot up, it's a
Speaker 3: fucking comedy you know what I'm saying, shot up as
Speaker 3: a comedy show. But then I'm like, I think of
Speaker 3: it as me as someone who actually listens to podcasts.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, how would I feel if I
Speaker 3: had this much? Would I feel a little bit like
Speaker 3: I'm getting bombarded?
Speaker 1: So I was like kind of.
Speaker 4: Feeling like, yeah, I get it, you mean it's like
Speaker 4: but at the same time, it's like this it's not
Speaker 4: you don't have to listen to it immediately. You don't,
Speaker 4: so that's why you parse it out. It's not about
Speaker 4: like we're just we're.
Speaker 3: Just not wired that way though. Unfortunately TV has fucked us.
Speaker 3: Sorry not TV streaming where it's like if you get
Speaker 3: so much and then people get like kind of like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: I guess I just because I know I agree to me.
Speaker 1: It's more likely it's like, cool, I can take my time. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I have so much content I can. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: most people I think you're.
Speaker 3: Happy, though, So I'm just I'm just saying, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: more of a self conscious observation.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Still trying to find a good I'll just pick this one.
Speaker 2: Uh pleo TCA, I don't I don't know what this
Speaker 2: question is.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read it.
Speaker 2: How's it going? Joel or Mike, Tom Servo and Crow
Speaker 2: t Bat Besides Keith David, did you guys have other
Speaker 2: most wants? Most wants for guests on the podcast? Alternatively? Uh,
Speaker 2: were there any podcasts you guys wanted to guest starre on?
Speaker 1: Personally?
Speaker 2: I would have I would have liked to see you guys.
Speaker 2: Guests are on the Pizza Party podcast before it ended.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is the Pizza Party podcast? I think
Speaker 1: I heard of it? Is that the one with the
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles?
Speaker 4: What were they gang bang April? And we're just sitting
Speaker 4: there quietly. Oh man, this is crazy?
Speaker 1: How many how many porns have exist? Of that? How
Speaker 1: many porns are there? Separate? That are way too many?
Speaker 1: Relax its splinter April splinter gross ass. I would like
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: I mean there's I mean, I wouldn't mind being on
Speaker 2: most things, Like if if I was on Rogan, i'd
Speaker 2: go Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would do it. I don't know if they would
Speaker 1: air it, Yeah, same thing. Yeah, but like I would
Speaker 1: go on. That's the problem. It wouldn't It wouldn't make
Speaker 1: it because I wouldn't. I couldn't solve all.
Speaker 2: That ship I would. I would try and I would
Speaker 2: try and I would try and play it so like
Speaker 2: maybe he's not aware, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see,
Speaker 2: like how smart is he that he'll pick up on
Speaker 2: the fact that I'm clear?
Speaker 3: Oh really, word, Yeah, I really would Like I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be an asshole, but I would just grill him in
Speaker 3: the way that hey, man I used to look up
Speaker 3: to you, you know, like he had a good podcast
Speaker 3: back in the day, like over ten years ago. You know,
Speaker 3: I know that you were a very secular person and
Speaker 3: you believed in this this that you know, and be.
Speaker 1: Like what happened? Like how come? How come you don't
Speaker 1: believe in those things anymore?
Speaker 3: Like just shit, like being very calm but calling him
Speaker 3: out and be like, why are you a completely different
Speaker 3: person in ten years? That's actually kind of like only
Speaker 3: happens to people that are in fucking prison for murder.
Speaker 3: Then they become born again, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 3: it's a traumatic thing happened, and then you turn into
Speaker 3: a completely different person, but you understand it because it's
Speaker 3: because of trauma.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the fuck happened? What happened to? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well what did you get raped?
Speaker 2: Does he does?
Speaker 1: He have parents? Yes, but they I don't know about
Speaker 1: his mom. But his dad hates him.
Speaker 3: His dad's like some old shriveled guy, like fucking Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan this that because Joe has talked a lot of
Speaker 3: shit about his dad and he and his dad's fired back.
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure dad sucks too. I mean Yeah,
Speaker 1: his sister was.
Speaker 3: In one of the videos. I saw the videos of
Speaker 3: this stuff. It's crazy when you see the family members.
Speaker 3: I saw a tempoole's sister. She was washing dishes in
Speaker 3: a video, just talking mad ship about how much tempole sucks.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like basically the family is like obviously not cool
Speaker 3: with them. I know his brother was cool with him
Speaker 3: for a while. I don't know if they're calling anymore.
Speaker 3: They have they seem to have Yeah, they seem to
Speaker 3: have a breakup.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Something happened, like they were like doing something. Something happened
Speaker 3: and I couldn't tell it was a bit because he
Speaker 3: Chris was Chris. He was a professional, like a professional,
Speaker 3: so I can really actually yeah he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was behind a bunch of stuff that was
Speaker 2: like really famous. Yes that I can't remember exactly.
Speaker 1: Neither do I.
Speaker 3: She like a nice guy, fucking I couldn't fiure him out.
Speaker 3: He even bought like one of my merch and I
Speaker 3: was like, I didn't know it.
Speaker 1: It was like, are you mocking me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I didn't have a but like I asked
Speaker 3: him specifically, like are you serious about the tempole thing?
Speaker 3: He was actually I remember he sent me. I forgot
Speaker 3: he sent me something to confirm that he was beefing
Speaker 3: with Temple for reals, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: It's weird because, oh, yeah, they.
Speaker 4: Had a falling out because like I think about it,
Speaker 4: like if I have my family, Like, if let's say
Speaker 4: something happens, I don't think my family would be like,
Speaker 4: oh I hate Kingston. Maybe like he's has some done
Speaker 4: some jerk shit, but he's not like a hater herble guy.
Speaker 1: Right, You're not actively like poisoning the well or trying
Speaker 1: to ruin society though.
Speaker 4: Oh even like even like interpersonal family wise, I just
Speaker 4: I'm so like passive with my family, you know, like
Speaker 4: it was like I left.
Speaker 3: But like, other than that, there's no reason to like
Speaker 3: we're talking about like Joe Rogan and like Temple, people
Speaker 3: like that that their family actively comes out because they're
Speaker 3: doing stuff to harm society. Barring that, like, usually family
Speaker 3: are like gonna be like, yeah, he's a bit of
Speaker 3: a dick, but I love him.
Speaker 1: He's family. That's usually the default, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most people give the benefit of the doubt. But
Speaker 3: if you're actively grifting and rooting society's it's different.
Speaker 4: I don't not to say about that guy. I would
Speaker 4: like to go I would like to go on I
Speaker 4: would have went on the what you call it, the
Speaker 4: the Stavroswan.
Speaker 1: I forgot what it's called. Oh, come to I've been going.
Speaker 1: A new one that's currently going on, Staring World.
Speaker 3: Starvey's World is Actually it would seem pretty fun because
Speaker 3: I like the they call in stuff too, these people
Speaker 3: calling for like the dumbest ship, and like, actually you
Speaker 3: want to be.
Speaker 1: A part of that?
Speaker 4: I think we really I think that's like it would
Speaker 4: that show that makes it fun?
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I'm not like another tier for Collins.
Speaker 1: That amazing.
Speaker 3: If we can set up, if we can set up
Speaker 3: that should be the fucking Patreon discord tear.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't that. I can do that. I can.
Speaker 3: I can literally do that in the day because we
Speaker 3: just get the Google Voice. Google you do Google Voice.
Speaker 3: You ever use Google Voice, you get you can get it,
Speaker 3: uh Cognitive distance a podcast. That's how they used to
Speaker 3: do their voicemails. Use Google Voice, you get a phone number,
Speaker 3: so it's just attached to whatever you use your phone number,
Speaker 3: and Google gives you a phone number as long as you.
Speaker 1: Use it it's active, then uh, you're good. So I
Speaker 1: can just.
Speaker 4: Do that, do that tonight. I can easily do that.
Speaker 4: That's the perfect thing.
Speaker 1: And then be like all right, here's the tears. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's more extra content.
Speaker 3: Literally, yeah, and see me, I think this is wonderful.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering how much you're gonna like it because you're
Speaker 3: you're a little less, You're not you have less tolerance
Speaker 3: for trash.
Speaker 1: You will you.
Speaker 4: Get a little more annoyed than just have fun with
Speaker 4: the stupid shit that's happening. It's the kind of a waste.
Speaker 1: Of time, to be fair.
Speaker 2: Listen, we've had We've literally had conversations off the show.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, we should tighten the show up a
Speaker 2: little bit. And then I'm like, not even me, it's
Speaker 2: you guys starticlarly. He's like, let's tid the show up,
Speaker 2: and like okay, And then if I try to speed
Speaker 2: it up, it's like what are you doing? No, It's like,
Speaker 2: well I'm trying. No, I'm also like live editing.
Speaker 1: I'm going through the questions. I got a lot. You're good.
Speaker 1: The last time I was just more like a like
Speaker 1: do you know what you mean? I know I know
Speaker 1: what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it'd be funy, but it's but.
Speaker 2: If it's Collins like whatever, Like I think that's I
Speaker 2: think that's interesting.
Speaker 1: We'll do that.
Speaker 2: Well, absolutely, should we do it in a way that like,
Speaker 2: uh one of us should it be? Should the Collins
Speaker 2: be completely fresh for all of us? Or should want
Speaker 2: to screen it so we make sure at least we
Speaker 2: can filter out some of the trash and still get
Speaker 2: you know what I mean it probably to.
Speaker 1: Figure that out, so we have to we have to filter,
Speaker 1: so the.
Speaker 3: Filtering will be, it'll be it should be easy to filter.
Speaker 3: That should be because like basically the way we can
Speaker 3: do it an editing.
Speaker 2: But that that's like the ones. Yeah, this whole thing,
Speaker 2: that's why we got this.
Speaker 4: There should be there should be a there should be
Speaker 4: a e A version of it, like hey, a question.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean like some fucked up ones, the ones
Speaker 3: that have go behind the paywall. Yeah, this is just funny, listen, Okay,
Speaker 3: So if depending on how many we get, it'll be
Speaker 3: divided in that way. If if they're if they're just
Speaker 3: completely shipp then of course I'm just gonna delete them,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like figure out.
Speaker 4: Someone calls it a station, I would say the whole time,
Speaker 4: and it's like like if.
Speaker 1: It's that, you know.
Speaker 3: You like it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that'll be fun. That would be good.
Speaker 3: It's a good idea, and yeah, yeah it'll be better,
Speaker 3: Like that's great, that's great.
Speaker 4: I think I think it'd be funny because I think
Speaker 4: if like I think if we went on the Staves
Speaker 4: Save Stas World, I think we do all mess well
Speaker 4: with him. They'd be like, oh, he think we think
Speaker 4: he's funny. If we'd have a good time on a
Speaker 4: podcast like that.
Speaker 1: On that, I would, uh you know, I would love
Speaker 1: to have on this podcast. Uh. Probably when the last
Speaker 1: time we talked to John Dron.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, years Yeah, I was married with kids.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Many people main or something like that. He's in some
Speaker 2: weird territory that's not real. It's like a fake state.
Speaker 3: The additions to me is the only issue like somebody
Speaker 3: being married with kids. It's like, well, all these people
Speaker 3: on podcasts have families and ship.
Speaker 2: Not really, Yeah, they do know they're they're estranged.
Speaker 1: That's why they're on the podcast.
Speaker 4: They're not sired, they're not sired to each other.
Speaker 3: They they there's people they have their you know, like
Speaker 3: Gay Rogan. It has multiple you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like has.
Speaker 2: Noo Rogan doesn't have a family, Well what he does?
Speaker 2: I mean he doesn't. He's always sitting in that room.
Speaker 1: He never leaves room. He just sits there. He's just
Speaker 1: had the Mothership all the time, or doing the show.
Speaker 3: That's a yeah, that'd be funny. If his family left him,
Speaker 3: it wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think I feel like it's I feel like
Speaker 2: there's no way to hear.
Speaker 1: From his daughters. Like I'm sure they hate his guys,
Speaker 1: aren't they aren't They like little? Not anymore? Really little
Speaker 1: they were little, like a decade ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're forty eight.
Speaker 1: They were a little kids.
Speaker 4: They were little, A little one young one. I think
Speaker 4: I think he might have a little guy.
Speaker 1: He might have a fetus.
Speaker 3: Now he probably has like a like a young teenager,
Speaker 3: the youngest one.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dude, he's had like daughters for fucking know
Speaker 3: very long.
Speaker 1: I used to be a fan of the guy.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought I thought his kids were like fairly young.
Speaker 4: He's not a young guy anymore.
Speaker 2: He had a he had a kid during fear factor
Speaker 2: and she was born twenty eight years old.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: It was a medical and that was a part of
Speaker 2: the fear factors, Like that was the fear part.
Speaker 4: It was the trauma of the fear of the factor part.
Speaker 4: It was, it was, it was the factor let the fear.
Speaker 4: He was afraid for the life of his wife. That
Speaker 4: was she was giving birth to a twenty year old fuller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I forgot that that was a real
Speaker 1: thing that happened.
Speaker 4: Ye daughter was the fact legend fear right, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 4: the daughter was the fact.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're saying, Yeah, fear than fat.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get this last one just because I saw
Speaker 2: this and I wanted to address like young Colin eating bullets.
Speaker 2: So he says, hey, you Fox, just wanted to put
Speaker 2: this here to clarify I don't actually hate Colin. I
Speaker 2: did this as a bit for when Chris asked us
Speaker 2: to change our name to Colin, so I did, but
Speaker 2: I combined it with my old name of younger Sheldon,
Speaker 2: but instead I made it so uh going, Man, he's
Speaker 2: over explaining it.
Speaker 1: I think, oh he.
Speaker 2: Did it because I said Chris. Is because Chris said
Speaker 2: Colin was teetering over the edge for years.
Speaker 1: T L d R.
Speaker 2: I don't have it.
Speaker 1: I have no hate for me. It doesn't matter. You
Speaker 1: like it more than I have hate for him. I don't.
Speaker 1: I like it. I liked them more thinking of college.
Speaker 3: You still pay us, as long as you still pays.
Speaker 3: It's fine to hate call It's fine. It's fine to
Speaker 3: do whatever you need. It's fine to hate me. Do
Speaker 3: you hate me and want to give me money?
Speaker 1: Like, go ahead?
Speaker 3: That's actually, you know I really that's getting.
Speaker 1: Super chats from people that are talking. Shout them like thanks.
Speaker 1: I love it, very weird.
Speaker 4: I love the you pay me that mentality.
Speaker 3: What I would not pay someone that I despised legend,
Speaker 3: I would in fact take money out of their pockets.
Speaker 1: I would try, yeah whatever. I would know the areas
Speaker 1: where they live.
Speaker 4: I would purposely suck up their schools. I would endangerous
Speaker 4: to create potholes on their streets. That's that's crazy night
Speaker 4: with my bare hands, dude, like six hits.
Speaker 1: My hands have to heal right back at it.
Speaker 2: It's like Donkey Kong.
Speaker 4: Literally, the would he would he would detroy property values,
Speaker 4: oh my god.
Speaker 2: Street, Oh yeah, like in low income neighborhoods for sure.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, they put them in Chicago.
Speaker 3: I want to remake of a reboot of Street Sharks
Speaker 3: Street Sharks because.
Speaker 2: That was like, is that the show about the sharks
Speaker 2: on the streets?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, actually the mutant sharks that were
Speaker 3: surfing the streets, desroying the street, millions of dollars of
Speaker 3: property damaged, every every Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it. It's so stupid. I
Speaker 1: love that show.
Speaker 4: How do they see when they're in the street.
Speaker 3: There There is absolutely no sense, making no sense of
Speaker 3: that show at all.
Speaker 4: If they're swimming through concrete, that means they're so strong.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. It's it's hilarious. That means that literally.
Speaker 3: There's there there. Dude, the asphalt is like water to them.
Speaker 3: Imagine that.
Speaker 1: Is so fu It's an absurdly strong physical form. All right, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna read it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna read our twenty five dollars up, patrons,
Speaker 2: now look at that, right, let's do it an hour
Speaker 2: forty six. We're not gonna we're not gonna bog you
Speaker 2: down with these fucking every complaining all the time. These
Speaker 2: episodes are too long.
Speaker 1: I hate myself. I hate myself. My dad's sick. You
Speaker 1: mean I peeled my peep back.
Speaker 4: I don't know where my daughter is. My daughter got lost?
Speaker 4: Can you help me?
Speaker 1: Kingson?
Speaker 2: My daughter's lost. Oh, my daughter's lost. Help my daughter's lost,
Speaker 2: so go find her. My daughter's lost. My daughter has
Speaker 2: been stolen. My daughter's lost.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you've lost a baby? Always they've lost.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: So many of our audience keeps losing their dollars.
Speaker 1: It's weird anyway.
Speaker 2: Stark Tak podcast. Remember a patreon stark Tak twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Patrons are getting their name right at the end of
Speaker 2: the show. Now we're going to uh whatever your names are,
Speaker 2: so to get your name read and make me say
Speaker 2: hey as ship jump on over there. Early Access had
Speaker 2: free merchant, dark tank got chop. You know what it is.
Speaker 2: Don't make me hurt you. I guess co Beba fuad
Speaker 2: Sorry two one he did in English Cobba as an irishman.
Speaker 2: Your accent's hurt my soul. It's crazy for a night.
Speaker 2: Oh we did the I, the I I Ireland. When
Speaker 2: we did the Irish accent last episode, Jacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean listen what are.
Speaker 2: You doing in my Ireland?
Speaker 3: If you're expecting it has to have good Irish accents,
Speaker 3: you know, like you should?
Speaker 1: You you should.
Speaker 3: Basically your reaction had been like, oh, yeah, this is shitty,
Speaker 3: as I would have expected it to be get me
Speaker 3: a like your soul being hurt, it would imply that
Speaker 3: you thought we were gonna kill it and it was
Speaker 3: so bad.
Speaker 1: You're like, what happened? I thought these.
Speaker 2: Guys were gonna have to What happened to all of
Speaker 2: our potatos?
Speaker 1: The Irish accent? What happened to my Irish hickcent?
Speaker 4: Let me go follow my rainbow to my pots of
Speaker 4: gold and then do a jig on the fucking my
Speaker 4: wife's head.
Speaker 1: Would I drink alcohol for three hours?
Speaker 2: The only the only context for and I mean I'm
Speaker 2: not even exaggerating. The only context that I have for
Speaker 2: an Irish accent, like a real Irish accent as far
Speaker 2: as I know anyway, is BioShock, the Atlas guy on
Speaker 2: the radio.
Speaker 1: Would you would you coindly do this?
Speaker 3: Coin corner McGregor, connorcgreg connor, McGregor connor, McGregor.
Speaker 1: Fifty cheese? Did That's so? Keep going to Scottish.
Speaker 2: I can't help it. It's just like it takes more. Great, Great,
Speaker 2: he's not there, yeah, great, great, great?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're doing? What the hell?
Speaker 2: Gigson is looking at pornograph?
Speaker 1: Hard sound is on? Sorry, look at.
Speaker 2: Look at this Hointy toyenty black.
Speaker 1: Look at me. I'm Liam. I am Irish and I
Speaker 1: like to beat blocks. He's Irish.
Speaker 2: Was pretty good to be.
Speaker 1: I thought he was sitting here. I'm pretty sure he's Irish.
Speaker 1: Are you sure, Liam? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Lias is Nieceish Ni.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. I think I think you remember that
Speaker 1: story he was like, I wanted to beat the block
Speaker 1: so bad. You remember that beat that black up so bad?
Speaker 1: I thought it was Scotan. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I wanted to beat that black until he was blue.
Speaker 3: Let me make sure he's I'm pretty sure he's Irish.
Speaker 3: Here's not that uh North Irish actor?
Speaker 1: Liam is Irish? Irish, I keep saying.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, this clip of The Simpsons keeps showing
Speaker 2: up on my timeline of Homer Simpson of Flanders, like
Speaker 2: tackling Homer out of a burning window and going back in.
Speaker 1: But the fucking that sound is iconic.
Speaker 2: It's into the window, so good say it. I don't
Speaker 2: know why I keep seeing it, Like every day I've
Speaker 2: seen this from a different person.
Speaker 1: That's weird. Yeah, that's interesting. And Flanner's upstairs.
Speaker 3: Like okay, it doesn't flip into back back flip into
Speaker 3: the windows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Yea. Anyways, as an Irish, as an irishman, I apologize.
Speaker 1: I'm going to beat up the blocks from taking, to
Speaker 1: beat up to the black me. Taken. My name is,
Speaker 1: my name is taken. My name is taken. QUI gone taken.
Speaker 1: My name is Richard Taken, Richard Taking. I'm taken. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get taken. I'm going to get my daughter back
Speaker 1: with my labor. I need to get my daughter back.
Speaker 1: Where's my daughter? You Albanian bitch? Was he taken? He
Speaker 1: just took? I think it's just like killing. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: I will find you. I have a gun and I
Speaker 1: will shoot you.
Speaker 2: And I have a very particular set of guns and
Speaker 2: I will I will shoot you with these these guns
Speaker 2: that I have.
Speaker 3: I just like, how come it can't be like so
Speaker 3: the kidnapping happens in France, right, Why can't it be
Speaker 3: French people. It's it's fucking Albanians, you know, like it's
Speaker 3: Albanians in France.
Speaker 2: And I'm well, I mean, like why can't it Why
Speaker 2: does it have to be like the that's their territory,
Speaker 2: that's where they that's where they feed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like say what like Western Europe proper,
Speaker 3: Like why can't they be the bad guys? You know,
Speaker 3: like say Americans aren't using the bad you know, like
Speaker 3: it has to be like, oh, these scumbag Europeans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that. It's so funny. Dirty you dirty Albanian.
Speaker 1: And if you guys are sick, I know a lot
Speaker 1: of you are Muslim. Discuss me. Really they're very Muslim.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot of there's a lot of I think,
Speaker 3: I don't know, if i'll Banians are considered Slavs, I
Speaker 3: don't know, but there's a lot of theirs.
Speaker 4: They're from, they're from. It was called that once upon
Speaker 4: a time.
Speaker 2: Have you seen all the h the Indian students immigrating
Speaker 2: into Canada through these like fake schools, you know, like
Speaker 2: the Stanford University, like Stanford College and it's like in
Speaker 2: a strip mall and it's just like it's just it's
Speaker 2: a diploma mill.
Speaker 1: Basically, No, I don't what the hell crazy?
Speaker 3: Let me see, Okay it says here they're not Slavic.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's definitely a big mom Muslim population of
Speaker 3: But anyway.
Speaker 4: Christian there was a lot of them where we grew up,
Speaker 4: A lot of them. I grew up back home. It's
Speaker 4: a lot of Albanians back home, you know.
Speaker 2: You know, honestly, I still to this day, I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fucking Albanian mafia.
Speaker 1: You seriously don't.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy Albania.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where that from.
Speaker 4: I know where that is.
Speaker 1: It's from Slovakia. Well it's Albany, New York. That's right,
Speaker 1: you're right. That's why they calls That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: I think probably when I was a kid, he probably
Speaker 2: if you heard Abo cares Why do they have I guess.
Speaker 1: For uh so like Uticans do they have likes?
Speaker 2: Do they have like yeah, I don't know, Well the Philadelpians, pits,
Speaker 2: pittsburg Bergians, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've spent a lot of time the real person that
Speaker 4: was like, oh yeah, I'm a Uticant accusing.
Speaker 2: Bflonians at Sacramentian soccer.
Speaker 3: Sacramento, Sacramento, Sacramentonians. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is insane.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a sounds like a cult on ust.
Speaker 2: It does like we have to you have to take
Speaker 2: the sacrament.
Speaker 1: Wait God, just God, Yeah, just capital God.
Speaker 2: And it's just Hitler with the air pods in.
Speaker 4: With a face that I love that air pods and
Speaker 4: the waves.
Speaker 1: I think everybody should have waves at some point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do it next time. I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 1: perm and then we'll cut it, short brush it out.
Speaker 1: He got some nice waves.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sick to be sick as I would look disgusting
Speaker 6: with the permods.
Speaker 2: No, I have never owned air pods, neither of I
Speaker 2: just don't get it. I'm not an earbud person though either.
Speaker 2: I headphone guy.
Speaker 1: I only have some for a specific reason. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: headphones on the way anyway.
Speaker 2: The Gooner Spider covering up the Iran invasion by exposing
Speaker 2: moon bears the moon bear bears on the moon.
Speaker 1: Type of stupid question is that, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: that was like a real.
Speaker 2: The dog emotionally unstable.
Speaker 1: A singular polar bears.
Speaker 4: Bipolar bear is a bear that goes up each pole
Speaker 4: back and forth throughout the year.
Speaker 1: Get a little warm, so.
Speaker 2: They so they track, they swim, and they swim to
Speaker 2: like sure, and then they make it through the entire.
Speaker 3: Never stop because they would probably take they get.
Speaker 2: It takes five days. So they're just they're running a
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of it is they're really fast
Speaker 2: in the water. Particularly, the water makes up the speed
Speaker 2: to be fair, and they cool themselves down, and so
Speaker 2: I don't overhea what it is. They're only fast when
Speaker 2: people aren't looking though, right, they're the.
Speaker 4: Regular bear, their regular bear speed when the people it's
Speaker 4: still way faster than humid people are really bear miles
Speaker 4: per hour regular bear speed is like what average like
Speaker 4: what like three thousand miles per hour? Average bear runs
Speaker 4: at like what seventy five thousand miles per hour?
Speaker 2: All right, so the spider uh nor wigger getting low balled. U.
Speaker 2: My grandma tried to traffic me to Saint Luci see
Speaker 2: I had four ethan lobbing suction cup dildos at a
Speaker 2: little league game and having them stick to their dumb
Speaker 2: gay helmets, racist prim slim calling Sweeney and is it
Speaker 2: a caprice on? Yeah, you're really disrespecting the pouch.
Speaker 3: Well, you gotta get that last little bit that's opposite you.
Speaker 2: Damage that Christ, there's always that. I haven't had a
Speaker 2: Caprice on in years.
Speaker 1: You're very delicious. Actually the the I bet it's just
Speaker 1: sugar specific cooler. But I'm sure, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure there's nothing good in here. Your melted candy. I'm
Speaker 3: sure juice. But I was looking to get something on
Speaker 3: Amazon and I saw a Caprice on.
Speaker 1: It was like five it was like four dollars. It
Speaker 1: was like less than five dollars for that one pund
Speaker 1: I'm the greatest haggler. I have the greatest aggler.
Speaker 2: I man, it's just saying this Caprice on for ten
Speaker 2: bucks so expensive. It was like a meal at twelve
Speaker 2: or for the less.
Speaker 1: They haven't got whole meal.
Speaker 3: I actually, I'm actually I'm hoping that I have enough
Speaker 3: time to go to the habit and cast the train
Speaker 3: on time.
Speaker 1: We'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 2: Delta, Gamma, Benny, Yahoo and the Genocides TM literally fed
Speaker 2: this toddler last week. Why is he still crying? Squimp
Speaker 2: is bugs? Clamiel Squire The third Republican Chicks look like?
Speaker 2: Look what wait, Republican chicks look like they used a
Speaker 2: makeup shotgun some of them.
Speaker 1: Some of them do.
Speaker 3: I will say that there's one costplaying as like a
Speaker 3: conservative right now, and it's really bad.
Speaker 2: Really bad, like somebody Republican makeup.
Speaker 3: She's not like, well, sorry, this is is Basically she's
Speaker 3: wearing some type of she looks I've said that wrong.
Speaker 3: She's like costplaying as a conservative but wearing like some almost.
Speaker 1: Gothic type ship and she looks really bad. That's it.
Speaker 2: I never remember that somebody goth chick with botched makeup.
Speaker 2: I immediately went, Melani, that's that's remember.
Speaker 1: That girl that was on Twitter?
Speaker 4: I was like, f word, yeah, it should be easy
Speaker 4: for me. Remember he's older, Yeah, she's older, meanie. Remember
Speaker 4: from back in the day, like uh, maybe like twenty thirty.
Speaker 2: She was a gaming person, she was. She did something
Speaker 2: so crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have to look up a video
Speaker 1: about her, like somebody I'm sure like, oh, Mellion Max sucks,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I don't know. Maybe let's see oh
Speaker 1: Melly Mack expo as I bet if I put that,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I bet, I bet Melan.
Speaker 2: You know she bashed a dog into a fucking open fan.
Speaker 4: Didn't she kill didn't she kill a pet? Didn't she
Speaker 4: kill a pet?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, that was uh that was I don't know, Melanie,
Speaker 2: what are you saying?
Speaker 3: There's two minute video what happened to Milliae Mac because
Speaker 3: she fell? Melanie mack is quitting the chud Slop grib
Speaker 3: oh xandral I forgot about this guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah you sair a guild Master snark tag's hung as
Speaker 2: trans girl now with tits uh Colin Moriarty j C.
Speaker 2: Denton killing Aaron Lewis saying that sustained.
Speaker 1: Looks so fun like it's so inauthentic. I'm like to
Speaker 1: a wax figure of her dead cell, like you don't
Speaker 1: do this. It looks so phoned in.
Speaker 4: It's like she's not even like passionate the right way.
Speaker 1: Yeah I am.
Speaker 2: It's like I see like she's got to try hard.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it's like. So empty but also empty.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, it's empty, it's empty. Yeah, it's an empty person.
Speaker 3: He quit Melanie Macgooner Gate Adventure when Grifting goes wrong.
Speaker 1: The I don't know anything, and it's.
Speaker 3: That one guy that uh uh oh sticks right, no no, no,
Speaker 3: rage rage of hollick.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I get the mixed up all the time day.
Speaker 1: It looks very similar.
Speaker 2: Stupid and dumb and layman gay and pieces ship that
Speaker 2: sticks guy. But uh yeah, yeah that rage of Hollick,
Speaker 2: right yeah, Ridge Hawk razor fist or rage of Hawk
Speaker 2: razor fist.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what that's what it is.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like fifty two something and he still
Speaker 2: dresses like somebody who would get shot in Beavis and
Speaker 2: butt Head.
Speaker 1: I told you that. Uh he Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I think someone might have sent me the video where
Speaker 3: I explained on this podcast that the razor fist look
Speaker 3: like this guy that I saw on e F that
Speaker 3: was fucking the cake. I think somebody sent it to me,
Speaker 3: but I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It's definitely him. It's clearly raised.
Speaker 4: There's a there's a guy.
Speaker 2: I think there's no I think that it's actually there's
Speaker 2: no shadow of doubt that is razor face.
Speaker 4: There's a there's just videos of this guy that he goes,
Speaker 4: he buy sandwiches from, he buys like burgers from.
Speaker 2: And oh that's me though, I do that. That's my
Speaker 2: second channel, Chris Burgers.
Speaker 4: That's that gentle It would blow which with a que
Speaker 4: Remember that nigga that fucked the chicken that twitter that
Speaker 4: went viral. Yeah, classic, classic, That was classic because I
Speaker 4: was like, that's rough man. That ain't some smooth No,
Speaker 4: it's sucking the male on the reready breddy.
Speaker 3: Oh he didn't have the mayo, but at least a
Speaker 3: burger that's all greasy and ship.
Speaker 2: Put mayo all over a bread and pussy will probably
Speaker 2: still feel.
Speaker 4: I'm I would fuck some Wendy's chili.
Speaker 1: It's really hot.
Speaker 2: Did you say Wendy Chili?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me chili. Just you've never had the chilia Wendy's.
Speaker 4: They know it's actually not that I think I like chili.
Speaker 3: I would go that's the best thing from Wendy's. Actually
Speaker 3: be tastes like ship now Chi. I haven't had it
Speaker 3: since I was like in high school.
Speaker 1: Chili never appealed to me because it just looked gross.
Speaker 2: It's a gross looking thing, and I think it just
Speaker 2: it feels like I'll eat this when I can't eat anymore,
Speaker 2: Like I'll eat this when my teeth aren't around Chili.
Speaker 3: Does a nice chili dog do? A chili cheese dog
Speaker 3: could be? I don't wonder if dogs you're a bit chi.
Speaker 2: I feel like the only circumstances where I would have chili.
Speaker 4: I love some sour crowd, a little bit of musing white.
Speaker 1: That's New York. That's New York hot dogs. Bro Yeah, crowd,
Speaker 1: New York. Of course, that's crazy. Of course that is
Speaker 1: New York white. That's sour. Some sour crowds, some mustard,
Speaker 1: literally Germans.
Speaker 2: He is. Actually, now that I'm looking at him in
Speaker 2: this light, I actually see when he speaks, I can
Speaker 2: hear nicely.
Speaker 4: I hear some sour kroud, some fucking mustards on there to.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I can hear crystal knocks happening as you speaking.
Speaker 1: A look crazy New York dog has crowd on it.
Speaker 1: Crowd crowd for minted cabbage. Get the fuck out. I
Speaker 1: like souur krawd man, Get the fun out of you
Speaker 1: for my grandma putting from minted cabbage on my sweet crowd.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not even saying that, like, I like
Speaker 3: sour crowd is like, because I just to me, a
Speaker 3: dog's simple.
Speaker 1: Just keep it simple. Yeah, keep it simple, dude.
Speaker 2: I literally I literally just have a hot dog with mustard,
Speaker 2: perfect bacon wrapped.
Speaker 1: If I'm out at a bar, like bap dog is
Speaker 1: I love kidd but for the dog with a little
Speaker 1: bit of mustard.
Speaker 4: So I need preferences Jalpo sour crowd mustard.
Speaker 2: Pizza to me where it's like, this is fine.
Speaker 4: You don't need like for me pizza, adding extra pizza.
Speaker 4: If I'm getting pizza, my choices. If I don't know
Speaker 4: the place, I'm always going to get a plane size.
Speaker 3: So what but wh why do you disrespect the dog?
Speaker 3: You just don't respect the dog.
Speaker 1: I think I don't.
Speaker 4: I like hot dogs a decent amount, and if I'm
Speaker 4: going to get them out.
Speaker 1: I like I like some crowd. I would really like
Speaker 1: a hot dog right now.
Speaker 4: Raised by an old person. That's why she probably like
Speaker 4: saw and that's where I get it from, because.
Speaker 1: Has an okay dog.
Speaker 2: Every time I go to Shakeshack, I have like a
Speaker 2: really bad experience, like a really.
Speaker 1: Bad you got to break the curse.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm scared because every like I think
Speaker 2: I went there once and then like all the fucking
Speaker 2: all the screens were broken, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this sucks. And then I remember once I got the
Speaker 2: chicken bites there because I kind of like the way
Speaker 2: they taste.
Speaker 1: They're pretty good.
Speaker 2: And then it was fucking wet. They were wet, they
Speaker 2: were greasy. Bro No, but like this was new like pistol.
Speaker 2: It was like no, it was like on the inside,
Speaker 2: like under the breading. They were like slimy, and I
Speaker 2: was like this is I'm gonna die clearly. And then
Speaker 2: like the most recent time I went and the screens
Speaker 2: were broken again, and so I'm just like, man, I
Speaker 2: just went there for a lemonade.
Speaker 1: I've never had a problem. That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know I was gonna get robbed, gonna get beheaded,
Speaker 2: and and Staple do a horse and then paraded.
Speaker 1: Around to film an ices video.
Speaker 2: They film an Iceis video and shake shack shake schics.
Speaker 1: What they call it. They didn't even know that was
Speaker 1: a thing. I'm not this is no shake.
Speaker 4: Were like angry, this is still do it sh So
Speaker 4: Token Battle had be on what you call it. They're
Speaker 4: sending out the interviews for the preview the betas for
Speaker 4: Token Battle. Oh I didn't even know that was happening yet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't have any word of it. I would have
Speaker 4: had like six accounts do it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they're doing like a marathon playtest.
Speaker 1: This this month and I didn't get invited. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm asking if you're like the bungee guy. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was also like the champion of that game. Man, I
Speaker 1: like that game a lot.
Speaker 2: So there's like, I don't you probably said authentically excited
Speaker 2: to play it, which is like that's annoying.
Speaker 1: It's like keevy yo throw me. Yeah, fuck you guys.
Speaker 1: It actually sucks. They didn't have fun at all this game.
Speaker 1: No play.
Speaker 2: Bring back sweet o'vision Daltino. I'm going to further with
Speaker 2: the mortar. Everyone has Uno Dipship. It came free with
Speaker 2: your fucking Xbox.
Speaker 1: Great classic. I missed that game. It was a good game.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, yeah, well we didn't have back then. We
Speaker 2: didn't have them. It was more of a newer thing
Speaker 2: or what you know new two thousand and nine, Sweeney
Speaker 2: monologues to himself in the shower, two rats in a
Speaker 2: trench coat?
Speaker 1: Are those fake race Krispy trees? A real one? RESK
Speaker 1: treats are great? It's I want you to I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring the fake one you should and show it. I
Speaker 1: want you to try it because it's not this this
Speaker 1: is wonderful.
Speaker 8: Well that would make RFK scream it would you think
Speaker 8: about the shoot me in the fake should be no, no, don't, don't,
Speaker 8: I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: All those people are resigning and ship, oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I forget because you're like, what a surprise. The fact
Speaker 1: that he got that job is so crazy?
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's it's comedy.
Speaker 4: That is. I think that is Ray Charles is a
Speaker 4: bus driver.
Speaker 1: Seriously, it really is that cause he's a.
Speaker 4: Fucking former meth head, which is crazy. I that my
Speaker 4: rights got better.
Speaker 1: When I hold on a second, I gotta put my
Speaker 1: drugs so I can get stronger.
Speaker 2: Hold that, I gotta put my worm on.
Speaker 3: Like this nigga shoves all these needles in him, and
Speaker 3: you know it ain't prescribed by a real doctor.
Speaker 2: He looks like Raserhead in the morning. That's so many
Speaker 2: got needles.
Speaker 1: People like, look, how he's in great shape. He's a
Speaker 1: really fucking ship. I was like, yeah, he's a good
Speaker 1: ship projected horse. I can for real.
Speaker 4: He's so steroid packed. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: What this is. This is pure comedy. There's a worm
Speaker 1: swimming in my tests. I can feel it. I can
Speaker 1: feel it. I feel it. It's funny.
Speaker 2: I can only come if he goes counterclock what here
Speaker 2: he goes, here, he goes, he.
Speaker 1: Goes he's married to the girl from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's It's just that's so funny.
Speaker 1: It doesn't see real ton Cheryl h herbalized that.
Speaker 2: Ship you have plastic surgery, the fun up and then
Speaker 2: married a fucking mutant. Sam Porter bitches two rats in
Speaker 2: a trench coat. I go to foam fights to hit
Speaker 2: children legally nice reckless rhino the sloker to y so Derpy, Hey, Siri,
Speaker 2: how do I build a bahama? Uh? Kingston's extra chromosome update.
Speaker 2: I fed my Chris Hansen TAMAGATCHI gonna make this soldier
Speaker 2: baby bite the digital curve the goon moon capcom Japan
Speaker 2: really said no, no him him, not Mike U Tyson him,
Speaker 2: Michael Bison, totally different character.
Speaker 9: Otary different heed this out different court Bison like.
Speaker 2: King asked arts, was this queen pussy quaver for Derek,
Speaker 2: not troving his instant hastag for him? Derek around that
Speaker 2: Asian losing layers of skin after touching Cali tapwater a
Speaker 2: ka pure knew.
Speaker 1: Some piss.
Speaker 2: I slipped the tea virus in her drinks she ain't
Speaker 2: even know it.
Speaker 4: Crazy, you had just sitting there watching intently.
Speaker 1: So is this still Rick Ross? How did he get
Speaker 1: the TEA virus?
Speaker 2: Is what I want from a guy she didn't even know.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like getting the TA virus
Speaker 4: in the world. The two asses reels really not hard anymore.
Speaker 4: He was like, once upon a time it was hard.
Speaker 4: Now it was just not all he.
Speaker 1: Was trying to get.
Speaker 2: He's trying to get testosterone supplements, but but he actually
Speaker 2: got You got the T the te virus instead, isn't it.
Speaker 1: A there's a T viruses, the G virus. There's sucking.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of viruses. See season six where the
Speaker 1: zombies come back. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, six, This is the lamest one though.
Speaker 1: It's the lamest one. But the leon part is actually
Speaker 1: funnyst ship it's it's.
Speaker 2: I keep hearing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really like that because it also I love
Speaker 3: the meter where you can kick the ship out of people.
Speaker 3: You have like you have like these little little things
Speaker 3: kill and you just need people, And I'm like, let's
Speaker 3: go and shoot zombies and the penis and stuff.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 4: I had a lot of fun playing six everything was
Speaker 4: cool by the other than the part You're supposed to.
Speaker 1: Run away and I'm just trying to fuck everyone and kill. Well,
Speaker 1: you can't kill.
Speaker 4: There's some parts, most of the most of that interactions
Speaker 4: you can't kill your way out of You actually have
Speaker 4: to leave.
Speaker 3: Sometimes there's way too many, but I'm gonna try. I'm
Speaker 3: one of those people. I'm gonna try to suck all
Speaker 3: these zombies.
Speaker 4: And Chris Redfield's part is this army of two. Literally
Speaker 4: it's very underwhelming but it is funny though. And then
Speaker 4: there's his name is Jack wescover name is WeSC I.
Speaker 1: Can't do that kung fu bullshit. That shit like this
Speaker 1: is so I hated it. I didn't even finish this part. Then,
Speaker 1: I don't know, especially because most.
Speaker 3: Of it, like it's like, oh, I know you've seen
Speaker 3: it all. If you've done you know it all converges.
Speaker 1: It's whatever.
Speaker 2: I really really love asking Grock is this true? After
Speaker 2: someone wishes me a happy birthday?
Speaker 1: No? Is it really a happy birthday?
Speaker 2: Rock? No?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 2: Under underwear A Boner double pack Brandy Huttle. Have you
Speaker 2: seen the fifteen year olds they're putting out today? Though?
Speaker 2: Is a wild tweet.
Speaker 1: I've seen that someone.
Speaker 2: I think Destiny tweeted that, so.
Speaker 3: So there's just like a mondulustal crapy never you could never,
Speaker 3: so like, I haven't looked into how much creepy stuff
Speaker 3: there is.
Speaker 1: But if he's keeping the pictures, that's a weird thing
Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, of course, it's a very weird thing
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: I do remember being like twenty one and being confused
Speaker 2: by people because I'm like, why the fuck do you
Speaker 2: look like that? You're like they're fourteen or something, or
Speaker 2: they're fifteen. They're in a fucking club and they're like
Speaker 2: done up, and you're just like, why the fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh like the makeup tricks yeah, like appearing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they make them look older. It's like, that's
Speaker 2: kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: I remember when I think it might have been Jojo
Speaker 1: Siwa or something, when she was like I don't know
Speaker 1: if she's still mind it or not. I have no
Speaker 1: fucking clusb. I just remember a lot of people were
Speaker 1: very upset that she was appearing more and they were
Speaker 1: accusing her. I remember, that's how why, because I was like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is this person? And they were accusing
Speaker 1: her of like making young girls want to appear more
Speaker 1: uh not feminine. I guess what's the word I'm looking
Speaker 1: for adult. I don't know what. Yeah, yeah, but you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And I don't know if that
Speaker 1: was her, but they they blamed her.
Speaker 4: A president who constantly funded literally little girl past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a weird thing.
Speaker 2: I've definitely seen people who were just like, I'm dude,
Speaker 2: it's it is weird the way that they do their
Speaker 2: makeup sometimes. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: It's it's very weird. It's definitely just not being self
Speaker 1: aware of how fucking insane that is to tweet out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a crazy thing to say. It's like, dude,
Speaker 2: even especially given your situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't even imagine. It's one of those things
Speaker 3: where I can't even imagine what.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that's I felt like I said, I feel I
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, you talked about Ethan last time.
Speaker 3: I feel like he's getting kind of a pass because
Speaker 3: I just feel like I just I don't know. I
Speaker 3: always feel like when they smoke this fire, I'm being honest, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's the thing, but people don't seem to be
Speaker 3: too bothered by it, and I'm just like, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: where we live in though, I just kind of accept it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, blonde man Superman fusion couldn't get that out of me.
Speaker 4: I don't know what couldn't. He couldn't of never possible.
Speaker 2: Blonde, blue eyes, German Man cosplaying swing Minoco, watching a
Speaker 2: Tarantino marathon and having fifteen orgasms nice uh four inches
Speaker 2: soft two inches hard Nick or treat by Nick or.
Speaker 1: Loadian, ridiculous thugs, thug Zilla.
Speaker 2: Evolved versus cyber Elon musculon uh g t a four
Speaker 2: swing set glitch. Are we still talking about e d
Speaker 2: P four four five when I actually yesterday?
Speaker 1: Are we still talking about? I like that, that's when
Speaker 1: that's the context.
Speaker 2: It took a second, I think, So are we still
Speaker 2: talking about this? He wanted a cupcake so long ago
Speaker 2: and it was totally fine. He's just a stand up
Speaker 2: guy looking for food. Look at how biggie is it checksat.
Speaker 1: I just did the law is crazy, bro, Like you're
Speaker 1: dead to rights and you're you didn't see any time?
Speaker 1: Just know nothing. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I really it's a weird system that we got. It
Speaker 2: really is.
Speaker 3: I watched the video last night, real quick of a
Speaker 3: guy beat up three pedophiles, Like he went on the registry,
Speaker 3: so you find out later he was abused, so we
Speaker 3: felt like he was just avinging kids that were harded. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 3: so hey man, all of those guys, her mind, like
Speaker 3: got like maybe like sie years or something combined, like
Speaker 3: all those three guys for what the offenses.
Speaker 1: So they the guy that beat up those guys didn't
Speaker 1: even kill them. He got twenty five years. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You got twenty five They got a sentence that wasn't
Speaker 2: even as old as the kids that they would fuck.
Speaker 3: Like the guy even said, he's like, I'll take a
Speaker 3: plea deal and I'll do the time of the amount
Speaker 3: of time they've all served together. And then they're like,
Speaker 3: ah no, and he got like twenty five years. Now,
Speaker 3: to be fair, I'm sure since he was an offender,
Speaker 3: he's he's been in jail multiple times.
Speaker 1: It made the sentence worse because that's how it works.
Speaker 1: But still even so, like what, he didn't even kill
Speaker 1: any of them, and people would have cared, right, dude,
Speaker 1: people in.
Speaker 2: The prison they were like, oh this guy there would
Speaker 2: have been like a go fund me for his bail probably, dude.
Speaker 1: The CEOs and the and the prisoners were like, this
Speaker 1: guy's a fucking hero. He's like, he's a vigilante beating perverts.
Speaker 1: Hit one with a hammer, and shit, that's crazy, like
Speaker 1: nobody hit them.
Speaker 3: It was a crazy story, and I felt really bad
Speaker 3: because it was of course, oh he's a kid like
Speaker 3: my my stepdad's molested me. The and the mom's like,
Speaker 3: you're crazy. I don't believe you. Like sick, that's the craziest.
Speaker 3: Your child comes here like, hey, I'm being abused. Shut
Speaker 3: the fuck up.
Speaker 2: It's like, what that is so outrageous?
Speaker 1: Is that guy? That dude? He thinks that good? That
Speaker 1: the stepdaddy like, I losing this, it's so it's so good.
Speaker 1: He gave it to the kid too.
Speaker 2: Has three remake not even twelve hours after official release.
Speaker 2: My ship shrinks when I get aroused. What's a Chris
Speaker 2: think of my friendly neighborhood. My name is Chris, and
Speaker 2: I have heard this message big meat. He's thinks the
Speaker 2: moon's frequencies tell me to kill Kingston did so long
Speaker 2: and gave her a vertical suplex. Gay actor Rosebud delicious.
Speaker 1: Nice, did you guys?
Speaker 4: There was this episode of of like Flavor of Love
Speaker 4: and the girl was like, yeah, I was pregyant with
Speaker 4: twins and I had an abortion, and he was like,
Speaker 4: damn double homicide.
Speaker 2: And I was like what, Sorry, I can't. I had
Speaker 2: a burrito. Doesn't like anti Simonsism, look back heath paying
Speaker 2: more for concessions than forty X tickets, gids. A little
Speaker 2: Caesars is good when you don't have a dumb gay
Speaker 2: bitch and you're telling you it sucks, all right, what
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 1: No do you have?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I have no, There's no excuse I can't. I would
Speaker 1: have to be so so drunk, it's insane. I have
Speaker 1: to be really poor. We would have to be so
Speaker 1: poor and drunk both both.
Speaker 2: I would be poor drunk and in Vegas where pizza
Speaker 2: is like ten dollars a slice.
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, there's no excuse to not get Dominoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean, Like that's the standard
Speaker 1: party pizza now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rather domino and it's only a few dollars more.
Speaker 2: Dominoes has risen. He has risen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not dude, it's not bad. And if you're
Speaker 1: gonna do party pizza, I don't hate Pezza, don't hate
Speaker 1: Dominoes at all.
Speaker 2: Right that ship.
Speaker 1: Would you do little Caesars?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No more no, no. How much is like how much
Speaker 1: could you possibly be saving? Yeah? Not much, dude, literally
Speaker 1: not much. Because like if you if you buy multiple
Speaker 1: like pizzas in bulk, they have deals, so like you're
Speaker 1: buying them at around like maybe seven dollars a pie,
Speaker 1: and so Dominoes is like, let me sorry a little.
Speaker 2: He is probably like.
Speaker 1: Five and change, maybe six dollars or something. It's not
Speaker 1: that big of a difference.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous, good Dominoes. Come on, Yeah, does DJ spit or
Speaker 2: just cocain?
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess you can.
Speaker 2: He who comes spew with ropes Crispy Kobe coming back
Speaker 2: like Darth Vader. Obama when he met Michelle be like,
Speaker 2: let me be aquhere. Come stop your crying.
Speaker 1: It will be all right. Just take my ass hold
Speaker 1: on time. I will come all around you like Kobe'.
Speaker 1: He's like Darth Vader. I'd feel a lot better.
Speaker 4: He has like he has a thing. He has a
Speaker 4: respirator finger. Here's a finger. Respirators that have won in
Speaker 4: his throat, his figures and broken.
Speaker 1: I would be okay with it. He plays again in
Speaker 1: the league because he's they let him to unfair. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's unlimited energy. He just never get doesn't have to
Speaker 1: get tired anymore. He forced chokes Lebron.
Speaker 2: Yes, Kinks is becoming genuinely irritating to listen to please
Speaker 2: fire him.
Speaker 1: Now you're fired. It's crazy, man, See you later.
Speaker 2: Jesus, Jesus, I'm not reading this. Don't say that about cakes.
Speaker 1: Did don't say that? Thank you for I want to
Speaker 1: an order that was written. I'm not saying you didn't say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't misunderstand. What are you saying? Oh sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: retardedly talking out loud of myself.
Speaker 4: I say, you're trying to order that habitat of humanity.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to see it. Yeah, yeah, that's it. No,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to see if I is. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: can I because I really want that lunch of the
Speaker 3: habit but like, I don't know if I have enough
Speaker 3: time to wait for it. So I'm like, oh, can
Speaker 3: I order it and grab it and just go because
Speaker 3: if I can just pick it up, I'll have plenty
Speaker 3: of time.
Speaker 2: You're probably good, Yeah, uh, sween you do be looking
Speaker 2: like one of those blacks WHOA interesting, that's what it says.
Speaker 2: Cargo pants, no car goes beaten. I hate this fucking joke.
Speaker 2: This joke makes me so mad. Cargo pants, no cargoes
Speaker 2: beat beep. Your head's all retorted to get get it fixed,
Speaker 2: Cardboard Pie. I came in his gas so hard that
Speaker 2: I made m preg reel your next boy's niggly ziggly,
Speaker 2: transferring my key to Trump's disease like it's Goku powering
Speaker 2: up a spare bomb. Even Colin. Yeah, the coin a
Speaker 2: fucking clown movie.
Speaker 1: Remember I love that movie.
Speaker 2: A girl muzzle their foot on my crotch and I
Speaker 2: came instantly, how do I fix that?
Speaker 1: I can't do. That's crazy. Let's go.
Speaker 2: That is so wild, It's a that's amazing. That's a
Speaker 2: real thing for people think that they could just like
Speaker 2: this is just a bust immediately like that. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes I give up, like genuinely, Like sometimes I'll be like,
Speaker 2: I give up.
Speaker 3: You know what I thought about that, just to try
Speaker 3: to make sense of it because I don't know, so
Speaker 3: like theorizing, maybe it's the people. The difference is the
Speaker 3: people who like really crank their hog back in the day,
Speaker 3: and got intensitized versus the people that really didn't, because
Speaker 3: I feel like that's all it takes. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: even if you start having sex for the first time,
Speaker 3: you might bust really quickly, and then as you start
Speaker 3: having sex regularly, it doesn't happen like that anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like so I'm just theorizing.
Speaker 3: Maybe Probably I knew somebody who didn't fucking beat their
Speaker 3: meat until into like mid high school, and I was like,
Speaker 3: you're a fucking saint.
Speaker 1: How did you do that. I don't even like I.
Speaker 4: Was like fourteen fifteen, thirteen fourteen when I started doing that.
Speaker 1: Probably, nigga, I was definitely in middle school. Oh no,
Speaker 1: middle school. I wasn't. I wasn't you guys. I just
Speaker 1: I just wasn't.
Speaker 3: Like I think I had the hormones in my I
Speaker 3: was like, maybe like eleven or something that shot me
Speaker 3: really quicker, roach porn shit hell divers too, and a
Speaker 3: collab total clanker death.
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Speaker 1: man with outcome. I have no balls. I'm a peace arch.
Speaker 2: Peter Lrie Fish battle Vin Bacon shooting my dad to
Speaker 2: death at a Lakers game before flossing and yelling you
Speaker 2: got baconed, sucking until red, sucking until red comes out?
Speaker 1: Oh yo oh.
Speaker 2: Smitchie the kid Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper Nay gigger?
Speaker 2: Would you rather? Would you rather ship out of dick
Speaker 2: or dick out of ship? My new dn D weapon
Speaker 2: plus four budgeting hamster and a sock Faguliacci the gay
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, how stupid that is.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's your boys showny d comshot Gaming
Speaker 2: Hereditary is deep in the same way that Derek is
Speaker 2: an intellectual.
Speaker 1: Damn well. I mean, I mean I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I don't think what claim that I'm some fucking intellectual.
Speaker 2: I think I'm on there, graduated from Stanford University, the
Speaker 2: Stanford University that is in the Strip Mall in Toronto.
Speaker 1: No like, yeah, see that's the thing. Niggas, niggas, niggas
Speaker 1: can't niggas can't. They gotta go, they gotta go to
Speaker 1: one to one hundred. I studied pussyology people.
Speaker 2: Intellectual No, I never claim that everyone young Colin injecting
Speaker 2: himself with gallium to become mega man. I woke up
Speaker 2: in the morning a hard like morning Wood in the morning,
Speaker 2: Swen working the streets, selling Edward pass the paper leagus
Speaker 2: crippling piss addiction. There's a cult that's helping a lobster
Speaker 2: molt from its shell to selig They can get it
Speaker 2: for real. A bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk.
Speaker 1: It's pretty dicks milk. It's like, what the fuck? You're
Speaker 1: pretty good man? Uh drip m h.
Speaker 2: Being subjected to the Sweene's dog shit attack on Titans takes,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. The show still sucks to Chris. Have you
Speaker 2: heard the New Beatles album? I really like it? Also,
Speaker 2: I'm gay. What do you mean, oh, bets, I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: I was like, there's a new Beatles album. Most of
Speaker 2: them it was like, what ring Ringo Paul McCartney, Paul
Speaker 2: McCartney and Ringo Beatles.
Speaker 1: Actually what if?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What ring Beatle? Yeah, Ringo Star Beetle Star, Uh no,
Speaker 1: the best. I haven't heard it yet, but uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll definitely listen to it. I like the bets. Okay,
Speaker 1: so trains are two?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, uh we won't you blow me? So I gaped?
Speaker 1: Uh so gavee.
Speaker 2: They call him slipping Jimmy Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: You say, fucking my iPhone.
Speaker 2: With my perfectly USBC sized micro penis. Kremlin. The Gremlin asked,
Speaker 2: the hung asked the hungest transgirl with to call me
Speaker 2: fable four. Hype is dead for me now Harry wrecked him.
Speaker 2: I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a gay
Speaker 2: night swing human be like, what if it's instead of
Speaker 2: I'm a punk rocker, Yes I am? He said I'm a
Speaker 2: gay in word, Yes I am.
Speaker 1: I said that. I said I don't. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 4: You know me so well, dude, you gotta have dinner
Speaker 4: one day, slave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could just predict everything that he's gonna say
Speaker 2: to you. Courage the actually courage the dastardly dog bashing
Speaker 2: Ustace's head and with a ladle Well.
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Speaker 2: you if two of you were balls and one was
Speaker 2: a shaft, who would be what your answer will have
Speaker 2: real world consequences.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 2: I mean just I mean kings, it would be the
Speaker 2: shaft obviously, Yeah, it would make it just makes the
Speaker 2: most sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we have big balls. That's one big ball.
Speaker 1: One big ball, big balls and a very unimpressive penis
Speaker 1: huge ball.
Speaker 2: Anyway, balls, Well, we eat ball taken. We eat the
Speaker 2: meat because the meat had a soul. We take the
Speaker 2: lives because to hurt makes us whole. Dang, it kind
Speaker 2: of goes hard. Yeah, if you're fucking that goes hard.
Speaker 2: If you're a vegan and you're fucking gay.
Speaker 1: It sounds like vegan Bob Dan or something that goes hard.
Speaker 1: If you like, I don't know, never are not done
Speaker 1: in high school yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, taking us all man.
Speaker 1: You know, Bob Della was found underwater dead twice. It's me,
Speaker 1: I haven't fann in their one. What are you talking like?
Speaker 1: They found him one time and.
Speaker 2: Still this is the story maybe a fan of what
Speaker 2: it dead? Time?
Speaker 1: They found me underwater dead.
Speaker 2: Happy day and they locked me in jail. I actually
Speaker 2: cramming away and then I flailed and I fell down
Speaker 2: the stairs.
Speaker 1: Again. I needed a ring. Then I was just saying,
Speaker 1: let's go see him.
Speaker 2: He dies, yeah, me before my parents to the great Beyond.
Speaker 1: I'm playing right now.
Speaker 2: I won't playing for long. And I think you can
Speaker 2: get tickets for damn cheap online.
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe two dollars for Florentia. Two dollars now,
Speaker 2: many kids around.
Speaker 1: May because I'm fucking basically.
Speaker 2: Did all the times they are.
Speaker 1: The same and basically, damn, he's eighty four, he's Danno.
Speaker 1: I thought he was gold. I thought he was like
Speaker 1: ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Jesus, I thought he was gone. Somebody just did a
Speaker 3: movie about him, right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Timmy, Timmy, there's like everything Dune, historic names, lesbian.
Speaker 2: Count Asian Obama to be like.
Speaker 1: Oh what is it? Ret me be created? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: did I ask? What it was?
Speaker 2: I'm going to when you gave the President of the
Speaker 2: Border John Strickland March eighteen eighty nine shot, he got
Speaker 2: me so hard my organs started course starting to fail me.
Speaker 2: The First Church of Keith David presents the gape that
Speaker 2: could suck.
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Speaker 4: and it's it nice.
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Speaker 2: one of you read it? Jared Fogel taking control of
Speaker 2: a black lantern ring, there is no Epstein list in bossing,
Speaker 2: say desk, you'll be digital hike, call me ewok. Trump's
Speaker 2: makeup falling off to reveal bizarro Trump and actually meant
Speaker 2: the opposite of what he's been saying all along. Young
Speaker 2: Colin eating bullets, Solomon Gundi igon on a Monday, Ziggy
Speaker 2: cut off all funny to Israel, call that BB no money,
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Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know how many candy necklaces does it take
Speaker 2: to hang me?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Miss Jackson? Badly Grave, who's New York?
Speaker 2: Nick afior Ay, He's uplouring his weapon Halo three Projeri
Speaker 2: and Hunter and Naphraim and riding on our list as
Speaker 2: always the king I've had handing.
Speaker 1: I'm coming back from Great Gay.
Speaker 7: Everyone's gay, everybody fucking gay. I'm the gay people, the
Speaker 7: fucking gay gay, and I'm not very gay though. People
Speaker 7: that die every day you are the games.
Speaker 1: They keep on being gay.
Speaker 4: Body's like curing and clapping around, and they're like the
Speaker 4: melody is fire though, like it's a really good melody.
Speaker 1: It was Bob Dyn't, let's kill every single gay person.
Speaker 9: Right now, bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Would be scared. I wanted to die really quick. Looks
Speaker 1: the picture of young Colin. Look at young Colin.