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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Talking Schmidt besties. I am so excited

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to be here with you this week. And I just

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want to say, I know a couple of you said

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last week, you're like, am I a fucking Twilight Zone?

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Why is she talking about a trip that already happened.

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What's going on here is we're banking episode so that

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when I get to Florida, I can like chill before

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I figure out like my studio and how it's gonna

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work without Mike and how to zoom mic in. And

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you know that I will fall apart without Mike. So

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if some things are like there's a little bit of

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a lack of congruity, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing my best. Okay that said, I have some

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up upcoming dates. I hope you come see me on

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the road. I am in Raleigh on the twenty seventh,

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Austin on the twenty eighth, and Nashville on the twenty ninth.

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I would love to see you. I'm going to be

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in Europe in March. February. I have some dates with

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Raina Greenberg. I have some dates in Janesville on my

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own the thirteenth and the fourteenth at the Janesville Comedy Cabin.

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I would love to spend Valentine's Day with you. Please

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come hang out with me. Our guest today is a

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comedy genius. And do you a friend of mine? Somebody

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that I am obsessed with? So I'm not going to

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take a bunch of time up top. We are going

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to dive right into our episode with Eddie peppatone.

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Speaker 3: You know, I just want to move to some fucking

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country ass setting and just kind of talk porch.

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Speaker 2: I could see you to porch in a rocking chair, yeah,

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like mentally with like a murder of crows around you

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that you've that you've trained.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Biggie Smalls.

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Speaker 2: Exchange for like corn, they bring you Barrett's Brett. We'll

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be like, whatever happened to Eddie? Just there's like a

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ring camera on you. That's it?

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Speaker 3: My my uh, my answer to that would be, well,

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you never cared about me.

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Speaker 2: You never cared about me in the first place.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm on a porch in a rocking chair

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podtifocating to crows.

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Speaker 3: What a business this is?

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Speaker 2: It's a hell escape. How long have you been doing this?

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Speaker 3: It's embarrassing? Almost thirty years.

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Speaker 2: Five years you gotta quit.

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Speaker 4: I brought you here today to tell you to get

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out of the business.

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Speaker 3: It's iPhone left behind.

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Speaker 2: It's half past quentin time. Do you need your iPhone?

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Speaker 3: I just want to make sure I have it. This

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fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: I left it behind, just like everything else. Just biggie,

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what do you want? He just stands there and stares

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at us in shakes. Do you need to go to

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the car and get your own? No?

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Speaker 3: No, I just I have it. I have to have

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it because.

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Speaker 2: This is good stuff. This is what everyone's here for. Good.

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Speaker 3: You know that.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine, is your watching it is? You're going to

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tell you to stand up soon? What is it one

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of those watches that you know it's like time for

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you to take Yeah, yeah, but you're a watch. Mind

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your fucking business. Oh yeah, okay, stand up. I don't

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need blood flow.

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Speaker 3: I don't need anything.

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Speaker 2: I don't need anything. I need a loaded gun. All right?

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So thirty years you've been doing comedy?

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Speaker 3: Are we taping?

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Speaker 2: And we're fucking taping. That's why I was saying, this

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is what they came for. Digging through your purse.

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Speaker 3: Let's say let's say that's no, thirty five.

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Speaker 2: Well that's worse. Why'd you correct it?

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Speaker 3: I just want to be honest. I feel like if

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we're honest, we are set free.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, here goes all right. How's that working for you?

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Do you feel free?

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Speaker 3: No? But no, not really really. But here's the thing,

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you know, I have been sober now for eight plus months.

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Speaker 2: God, here we go.

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Speaker 5: Hang on a second at the applause.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's important, and I love you. But let me

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grab my shaking dog.

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Speaker 3: You're what joy?

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Speaker 2: He just he wants to be a part of it,

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but he doesn't know to use his language.

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Speaker 6: Oh, sweetheart, sweetheart, Okay, eight plus months?

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Speaker 2: Is that the longest ever for you?

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Speaker 3: No? Oh no, no, no, no, no. I've had a

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few years. But I've had a run. I think you

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know this. I've had a rough.

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Speaker 2: Back and forth with Yes, you and I have been

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doing the tango, the fucking we've been doing the two stores.

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Speaker 3: I love the values that I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it out? You're like running meetings, running meetings.

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Speaker 3: And I was also I was feeling guilty.

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Speaker 2: You're like afraid to talk to me. You're like like

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this pillar. Like I was like, yeah, but eight months. Congratulations. Yeah,

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so do you feel set free?

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Speaker 3: What I'm asking, Yeah, That's why I was mentioning that

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what has happened to me is that I've really, I've

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really kind of I'm grounded, but I'm really And this

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is the tough part about sobriety. Once you get over

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that pink cloud the first few months whatever, you're like

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in reality, you're face to face with why you started

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using in the first place, your face to face with

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your demons, and you want to escape because for me,

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this is for me, my mind is an enemy to me.

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It's like they're eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy, Like just here,

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just today, you're on the one on one North. I'm

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trying to tell you what my mind says. Don't worry,

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just relax, even though you feel incredible nervousness. What are

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the AVI and Awards? Ask her that I hope they're

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not what you think they are.

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Speaker 2: Are support and awards?

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Speaker 3: It is, and you're hosting? How did that happen?

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Speaker 2: Honestly?

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Speaker 3: Never mind my freedom.

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Speaker 2: I did a special with OnlyFans and they were like,

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I think you'd be great to host this, and I

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was like, all right, whatever, you know, Nikki Glazers hosting

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the globes.

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Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it doesn't feel like my career is going

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to the red at all.

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Speaker 3: But my god, Nicky Clay, I watched about half of

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that opening monologue last night on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: You only made it up wint through. She did such

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a good job, and you're like, I get it.

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Speaker 3: No, I I wanted to watch the rest of it.

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Speaker 2: But the demons, the demon, you know.

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Speaker 3: I wanted her to fail badly, but she did well.

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Speaker 2: No, she didn't fall on her face unfortunately.

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Speaker 3: No, not at all. You know, she has great writers.

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I need a team of writers like her, same, you know,

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just people following me around with like cliffboards.

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Speaker 2: Going notes, yes, yeah, notes and back.

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Speaker 3: Hey Eddie, Eddie, what about you host the a v

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ensh what?

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Speaker 2: And you know, I think there's room. I think we

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could do a host.

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Speaker 3: I should dress up like Ron Jeremy in a prison

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prison jump suit.

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Speaker 5: You match the demographic of audience.

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Speaker 3: Yes? Did he die?

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Speaker 2: I think he's dead? Isn't he?

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Speaker 3: Could you try? N?

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Speaker 2: I think he died, and.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's in prison. He's in prison.

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Speaker 2: He's in prison. But didn't he die in prison?

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Speaker 3: Well he should and he will.

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Speaker 2: And if you're hearing this runs are numbered.

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Speaker 5: Oh he's still he's still kicking.

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Speaker 3: It's a documentary about him.

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Speaker 2: Nightmare person.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy. But anyway, so I'm face to face with

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my demons. You're doing the A v N.

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Speaker 2: And I'm face to face with my demon are you?

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Speaker 3: How is it? I mean, I commend you, by the

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way from moving and changing big.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, big deal.

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Speaker 3: Big takes a lot, takes a lot.

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Speaker 2: It's comfy here. It's it's interesting though, because I feel like,

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you know, I'm telling people I'm moving and they're like

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faking sadness. You know, they're like, oh no.

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Speaker 3: I was kind of pissed.

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Speaker 2: I like that reaction.

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Speaker 5: But that's at least.

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Speaker 2: What a bit, I know. But this is my point

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is everyone's like, what a bit You're leaving. And I'm like,

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I'm gonna see you the exact same amount that I

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see you here because I never see anyone here.

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: I don't seen you in ten months?

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Speaker 3: I know. Well, I canceled a couple of lunches.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's what I love about you is You're

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not afraid to cancel. And you know what I feel like,

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a cancelation for me is like a snow day, Like.

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Speaker 3: Someone.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I love it. It's kind of like where the

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Spider Man beam of cancelations. It's like you go and

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then I go, and then we never see each other.

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Speaker 7: It is.

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Speaker 2: Pretending you're going to see someone meaning well and knowing

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you never will.

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Speaker 3: Right. But look at me now, I'm here because it's

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near me. You're on the west side or you were hills?

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Speaker 2: What Beverly Hills. I'm in the middle. I'm right over

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the hills.

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Speaker 3: Beverly Hills is to me a nightmare. Yeah, you know,

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the big palm.

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Speaker 6: Trees, disgusting, all the shopping everybody.

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Speaker 3: That's a new text.

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Speaker 5: They'll start taxing as soon as they can text.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so.

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Speaker 3: You're moving, that's great.

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Speaker 2: I'll see you whenever you're in Florida.

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Speaker 3: Why am I drawn a little your Palm Springs. Were

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you moving to?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Palm Beach, Palm Beach, West Palm Beach.

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Speaker 3: Florida Bay, West Palm And that's close to Miami.

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Speaker 2: It's like an hour and a half.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's it's that far away. Yeah, okay, because I've

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been doing a club which I could tell my the

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guy who owns it. I love and I could hip

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him to you. It's called the Miami Comedy Club. Very

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interesting name and it's in Miami.

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Speaker 2: I wonder how he came up with that, right, he's.

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Speaker 3: A But I love this guy. And where he puts

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you up. There's a nice pool and I just swim.

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Oh okay, I'm a little fish.

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Speaker 2: Ooh you're a swimmer. You're aquatic. Yeah, is built for aquatic.

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Speaker 3: You don't get this from sitting around.

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Speaker 2: That's aero dynamic. Oh my god, you know it was

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a really strong swimmer. It would surprise you. Shane Gillis,

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I believe it doesn't surprise me at all. Really what.

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Speaker 3: He looks pretty fit, he doesn't have that pasty comic look.

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Like he's doing very well.

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Speaker 2: He's doing better than ever.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say.

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Speaker 5: Bigger guys are built the float. We stay on top

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know he gets underwater and fucking darts. He's

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a he's a quick swimmer.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's nice. I'm now after this, I'm going to

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a trainer and I wish he would.

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Speaker 2: Cancel what And that's what we all wish for our trainers.

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They usually die.

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Speaker 3: I used to Okay, it makes me.

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Speaker 2: Go Yeah, it does because you pay the money and

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you do the You know, you don't want to have

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the but you now you're made of money. You can

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just burn it. You could just cancel.

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Speaker 3: You know. That's a funny thing. You also are a

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little made.

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Speaker 2: Of money right, well, and I'm not made of money.

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Well even like my old career still like this career

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is still what's your old career? I used to be

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in advertising, used to make quite a bit of money

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in advertise. Yeah, why did you leave? Well, because that

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was the thing. I got to the top. I was

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making all the money I could make and.

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Speaker 3: You were board and I was.

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Speaker 2: I was like I'm old dad. Yeah. And I had

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started comedy as a side thing, and I was like,

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you know, the first time I did comedy, I was like,

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this is what I was born to. But I was

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such an alcoholic. I was committed to being an alcoholic

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and making money.

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Speaker 6: And you're a big alcoholic while you were advertising, Oh

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big alcoholic?

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Speaker 3: Interesting?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like that was the end of it

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was like mad ment. You know, it's like everyone was

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drinking and partying and fucking.

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Speaker 3: Was it here in La Yeah? Okay, yeah, so it

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was drinking and partying and fucking then a lot of money.

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And I hated it.

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Speaker 2: And I hated it. I know how I knew I

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had to go do something else. I hate it.

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Speaker 3: I hear you because I inherited money from my dad.

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I mean, not a great deal. He was a teacher.

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So it's not fuck you money. It's part of me. Yeah,

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it's part of me. I was in this line before

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you money, and it's a good feeling. But his household,

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you know, oh you.

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Speaker 2: Just sold it recently. Yeah so but I like like

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a little Scrooge McDuck right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit. But but I'm like, I realize,

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and this is going to sound trite, but I realize

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money doesn't really change you essentially, like it helps see,

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But yeah, what are you going to say?

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Speaker 2: I disagree. I know what you're I know, I disagree.

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Speaker 3: I hate It's great.

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Speaker 2: I hate people that say money doesn't doesn't make you happy.

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Speaker 3: But I'm still a miserable fuck as far as demons

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like driving on the one on one I have money.

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Speaker 2: Now, yeah, you have some shit you got to take

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care of. But you can do it because you have

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the resources.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 2: You can go to therapy, which I can go to

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a gym, you can go get a trainer, which is exact.

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All these things are expensive, and it's easier to be

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well when you have money and you don't have to

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worry about it because that stress of like where's it

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coming from?

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Speaker 3: By the way, I have lived my entire life with

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that stress, and so I'm still My therapist is always

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talking about hyper vigilance, that I'm hyper vigilant, you know,

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because I grew up in kind of an angry household

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and depressed household. So I was always like, what the

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fuck is going on in that kind of and I'm

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and then it's like I always committed to being an

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actor and a comedian and I it's been not easy.

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And so I've always had a big you know, fighting

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for money and I think back at it now, like

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the different jobs that I had to do, or you know,

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my schedule. I remember one time I did the Edinburgh

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Fringe Festival and I got bronchitis because it's super cold

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over in Scotland and I got bronchitis near the very

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end of it. Plus it's like twenty eight shows and

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twenty nine nights. An hour, no opener, just a just

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an intro, like this lay. They can can't do man,

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this was my guy. Anyway, leg they can can't down

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men peyrocom at Dave pap back Town and I would

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go on anyway. I came back and I this is

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going to sound like a humble preg but I thought

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I was so sick and I had to do Remember

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when John mulaney had a very short lived sitcom with

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Martin Short. No anyway, I had to go No, But

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I mean I was so sick, and I remember being

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in the makeup chair and next to me is Martin

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Short talking on his fucking telephone, going and make sure

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that they have the uh, the evy on water and

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make sure they blah blah blah the black suv Like

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he was a little fucking prima donna bitch. And I

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had bronchitis sitting there, like in my head, this is

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what I did for many years. If I do this gig,

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that's three grand, and then I have five grand, Like

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that was my whole life for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You know, while he's like talking about the little amenities

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that he wanted, it is.

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Speaker 2: Did you see the Nikky Glazer joke about Martin Short

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and Steve Martin what.

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Speaker 3: Did she say, Really, I'm gonna I'm gonna opening.

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Speaker 2: She was like, and I think it was Martin Short

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and Steve Martiner here, which proves, like, beyond a shadow

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of a doubt, you're never too old in Hollywood to

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need money.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, that is so good because those

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are two of my comedy idols. Yet that mouth. Those

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motherfuckers are shilling. I don't know if you've seen it

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for Wells Farga.

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Speaker 2: Chilling, mm hmm.

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Speaker 3: They're doing commercials.

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Speaker 2: How big is the family tree? Who are they all paying?

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I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think Steve Martin needs a new piece of art.

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I mean, he's a big art collector. I don't know

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what shorts about. He needs more evy on, but he does.

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Speaker 2: He needs a black SUV.

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Speaker 3: But that's good. I'm glad she fucking hit hit on them.

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And did they do that? I love when they look

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at this. You know, they go to the celebrity who's

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getting reamed and they're like Leo, except I didn't like

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her joke about Leo. I don't know if you saw it,

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but she goes and Leonardo DiCaprio is here. Leo. I

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love you, you've worked with every great director, all the

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great actors, and you've did that before your girlfriend turns thirty.

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And I just thought that is such old news, Like

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those jokes have been going on for so long.

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Speaker 2: Think her follow up joke was so smart you couldn't

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exist without it. She's like, I'm sorry, I know that

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was a cheap joke. I didn't want to make it.

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But we know nothing else about you. You've never done

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one serious interview. She's like the Oh my god. Yeah,

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She's like, the only interview is from I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I said that team beat team, and she said, do

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you still enjoy eating pasta pasta pasta?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So it was that is great.

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Speaker 2: You missed the magic and this whole episode is just

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going to be us doing the Goldlazer.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't care, you know, I go after people.

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Martin short go and that's what Martin, what about you do?

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You just kind of do what everybody does, which is

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I'm not going to say anything.

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Speaker 2: But I don't really have anything bad to say because

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I have no personal experience. I never get booked on

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anything with anyone. I've never worked, I've never worked in

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this town. I don't have anything bad. Yes, it is

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Speaker 3: You did a special at the Improv, did you know?

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And you were very happy about it?

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Speaker 2: No, never recorded at this When.

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Speaker 3: Was your last special?

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Speaker 2: I put it out like two months ago?

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Speaker 3: Two months ago?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Where'd you record it in Chicago? Oh? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Where at the Den Theater? Oh okay, Yeah, the one

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you're thinking of. I recorded at the Hollywood Roosevelt.

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Speaker 3: Oh. I like that place. Yeah, to perform and it's

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a beautiful hotel.

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful hotel. I liked that little theater. Not

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great acoustically.

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Speaker 3: Oh is that right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a little bit like performing to a morgue.

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But that's that's all right, you know what. I think

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the other reality is I might just not be that good.

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Like I think I can't blame every room I walk into.

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It can't be every room I walk into.

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Speaker 5: It might just.

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Speaker 3: Be you just have to lean into your demons, which.

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Speaker 2: I think you pretty much to do. And I think

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that's why people don't like me. I think they're like

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enough with the demons. Oh really, yeah, I think we're

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a little too haunted. It's me and the demons, not you.

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And oh yeah, yeah, I think there's a little too

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much haunting inside of me.

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Speaker 3: But you're a Midwest coal I know. I thought you

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guys just farmed and had a good time. Ah, is

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that what you sat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, I mean something that does happen to you when

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you're ten years old mucking horse stalls.

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Speaker 3: Did you do that?

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Speaker 5: Of course?

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, yeah, when you're mucking shit and you're thinking

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I couldn't have pict this life, or in the middle

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of summer when you have to bail hay Oh god,

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do you know how heavy hay bails are? And I

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was like, ten, and I was like, most are strong

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enough to do it. I'm like, this feels a child labor.

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Speaker 3: What I like to do is go to farmers who

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do that kind of heavy work and try to get

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them to take gym memberships.

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Speaker 2: Okay mm hmmm, Yeah, that's a good sales tactic.

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Speaker 3: Just because they're so strong to begin with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what would they do with the gym membership?

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Speaker 3: Right, that's the joke. But you get it and it's okay,

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it's okay, but I'm sorry. Welcome to my life, right,

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that's the joke.

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Speaker 2: What's going on with you? When's your what are you

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working on? Tell me all your secrets?

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Speaker 3: Let's see, I'm going Well, I took we.

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Speaker 2: Need to talk about the trip you're in a day?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I oh, that's right. I took fucking like two

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to three weeks off of stand up and it was

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good for me because the first set I did was

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the other night, like four nights ago at the Improv,

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and I so didn't care. And that's lately the state

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of mind that I've gotten in, which.

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Speaker 2: Is good empathy. That's great, apathy, beautiful, it's.

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Speaker 3: The empathy is such a cynical way of talking about it,

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but it's sort of like because I need approval too much,

474
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:16,960
which has driven me my whole life, and it's exhausting.

475
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:22,240
And as you know, you never get it. No, I

476
00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:24,759
mean you think you get it, you get it for

477
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,799
or you get it for a day, you get it

478
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:27,559
for a week.

479
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,039
Speaker 2: And then it's gone a minute.

480
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 3: So that I've been lately. When I perform, I don't

481
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,920
I don't care that much if they like me, of

482
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,839
course I do.

483
00:23:36,759 --> 00:23:41,279
Speaker 2: But I'm wait, pretend you don't. Well, it's an elaborate

484
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:45,160
performance art piece to pretend you don't care, but deep

485
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,119
down you still care.

486
00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 3: You'll never me I love it when people I mean,

487
00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:51,799
we wouldn't be doing it if we didn't need that,

488
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,759
right right.

489
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:56,079
Speaker 2: But do you ever think that you're in I'm not

490
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:57,559
trying to blow smoke up your ass? Do you ever

491
00:23:57,559 --> 00:23:59,759
think you're too smart for some crowds? Yes, I mean

492
00:23:59,799 --> 00:24:02,599
it's h Yes, you are one of those comics that

493
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,359
I think you're one of the most brilliant people in

494
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,640
the world. But it flies over everyone's head.

495
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh thank you. But I do feel like that

496
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,240
a lot like I just and I say it now,

497
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,359
I go, you know, a lot of you are dead inside.

498
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,079
You know. I'll just say, you know, I don't know

499
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:24,680
what I'm doing up here. I'm an artist. I feel things.

500
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,599
I love saying this to the audience. I feel more

501
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,480
than you. That's why you can't stay with me, right.

502
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:35,359
But so what I'm doing, I'm going to San Francisco.

503
00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:37,960
I'm doing I don't know if you've heard of the

504
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,279
Throck Martin Theater. It's a it's in Marin County. Super

505
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:47,279
rich people, but it's a very hip space to play this.

506
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: I think I might have done this theater before.

507
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 3: Maybe it's it's outside of San Francisco about forty minutes.

508
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like I did for what Aben No,

509
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,400
not Avien. It was uh it was a show that

510
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,440
Matteen Stewart got me booked on it. I feel like

511
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,240
Matteen Stewart.

512
00:25:05,319 --> 00:25:09,279
Speaker 3: I don't know. Okay, Well, Dana Carvey, that's his home

513
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,519
to do stand up. Okay, he lives you know, of

514
00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:17,079
course he lives around there, of course, So I'm doing that.

515
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:20,240
Next night, I do the San Francisco Sketch Fest at

516
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,799
the San Francisco Punchline. I haven't done that in a while.

517
00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 2: Sketch Beest though, Yeah, you've done twenty nineteen.

518
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 3: I went, okay, but.

519
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,279
Speaker 2: I did not.

520
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:32,599
Speaker 3: I what did you see?

521
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 6: That?

522
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 3: Was that? You'll? Well?

523
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:37,319
Speaker 2: I was Chris Red was performing in that one, and

524
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,880
I what's he doing opening for him at that time?

525
00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:40,799
Speaker 7: Is he.

526
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,799
Speaker 3: Is a Mike Mike is? Could you see if Chris

527
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:47,880
Red is still on s?

528
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 2: And now no he's not?

529
00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 3: Oh I remember he wasn't He was kind of a

530
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:51,799
big deal.

531
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 2: I get fired for what do you do sleeping with

532
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,799
Keenan's wife?

533
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,519
Speaker 3: No little beef there?

534
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: Whoa yeah?

535
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 3: Anyway, Anywow, that's a good that's a good thing to know.

536
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,039
I'm going to google that later. I love like googling

537
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,119
stories about people fucking up.

538
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 2: Oh it's a little shoden Freud?

539
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 3: Is that what shotten Freud?

540
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 2: Did? I say that?

541
00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:39,839
Speaker 3: Yes, you did? Very good? And so the after then

542
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,480
after the punchline that the next day I fly to Boston.

543
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,440
Two shows in Boston at the Comedy Studio, take a

544
00:26:47,519 --> 00:26:52,119
train to New York, perform in Brooklyn twice, and then

545
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:56,240
I do some podcasts to promote my special on YouTube

546
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:59,200
called The Collapse. I filmed it in Chicago as well.

547
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:02,279
Where'd you feel Lincoln Hall? Oh?

548
00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 2: Great, okay, I'm so excited. When does it come out?

549
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,279
Speaker 3: It's out?

550
00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh, why don't you tell me? I would have promoted it.

551
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,400
We'll put it out, We'll put you would promote it. Yeah,

552
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,160
I will just right now, I know. But also send

553
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,839
me the link called.

554
00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:18,799
Speaker 3: The collapse on YouTube?

555
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: And when did you put it out?

556
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: Well, it first premiered and I love using that word

557
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,759
on veeps. Have you heard of that?

558
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:36,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, on veeps into the veeps.

559
00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:43,319
Speaker 3: But it premiered on veeeps in November and then it

560
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,039
went to YouTube recently.

561
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: Great, so awesome.

562
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 3: Please watch the collapse.

563
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:52,039
Speaker 2: On YouTube, which is a funny thing to put on veeps.

564
00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:56,359
The collapse peeps is what is? It's the collapse of streaming.

565
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,519
Speaker 3: It's I'm glad you even know it.

566
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,599
Speaker 2: I only know it because I think I got a

567
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,079
bogus offer from them once too.

568
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,599
Speaker 3: Really yeah, uh for a special?

569
00:28:08,759 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? And you said no, yeah, is that I'll put

570
00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:12,440
it on YouTube.

571
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 3: You have a big fan base, don't you. Like. I

572
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:17,759
looked up you on Instagram and you're like, have all

573
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:18,720
these fun I'm.

574
00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:20,839
Speaker 2: Like, what, yeah, but it's not real. It's like, what

575
00:28:20,839 --> 00:28:22,960
do you mean? Well, it's all from my first special,

576
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:25,400
my clips from my first special went super viral and

577
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,960
then everyone everyone was like, we want more, and then

578
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,519
I gave them more and they're like, she sucks now,

579
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:32,279
And I was like, what people don't understand about the

580
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:34,519
first special is I took eight years to write those jokes.

581
00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:38,319
And then the second one, I know it was called

582
00:28:38,319 --> 00:28:43,359
from How to Housewife from Hell from How to Housewife? Yeah,

583
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,839
and then my second one was horny, and then this

584
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,920
last one I just put out.

585
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 4: Sorry, Dad, it sounds like there's trilogy.

586
00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:59,519
Speaker 3: Yeah. So after I do Brooklyn, I stay in New

587
00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:03,960
York and I promote my special on podcast, and I

588
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,759
do a show in mars Plains, New Jersey at a

589
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:10,079
really cool place called the Dojo, which Sam Tripoli is

590
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:15,880
part owner. Oh amazing, and Mike Romanelli is the other Great.

591
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,000
It's such a fun place to form. A lot of

592
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:22,160
the hip New York comics come there and perform. And

593
00:29:22,599 --> 00:29:27,039
after that I go to Milan, Italy to watch the

594
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:30,480
Winter Olympics. Eddie tell me about Milan.

595
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a dump. Why Well, it's not only is

596
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:35,359
it a dump, but it's gonna be much worse during

597
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:38,279
the Winter Olympics. It doesn't have the infrastructure to support

598
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:42,920
the Olympics. You're gonna be participating in the Olympics trying

599
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,400
to get around Italy. It's gonna be like a fucking obstacle. Course,

600
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,759
Milan is tough. Why bombed a lot during the war?

601
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,039
Oh shit, they were on the wrong side.

602
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 4: You know.

603
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,119
Speaker 2: Who was it? Who was running it?

604
00:29:56,599 --> 00:29:57,279
Speaker 5: Were the axis?

605
00:29:57,559 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 6: They were with him, Mussolini, Withsolini.

606
00:30:01,519 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 2: Mussolini not a great guy, but they switched over right

607
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,319
at the end to avoid complete distress.

608
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: I'm Italian, I understand.

609
00:30:08,359 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you understand switching for preservation.

610
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:12,599
Speaker 3: I'm Sicilian.

611
00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:16,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, maybe you'll enjoy it then, because you're Italian

612
00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:18,000
and you'll be taking in the culture. I went with

613
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,200
my boyfriend and it was just ah, a trip from hell.

614
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,319
It's not the food wasn't as good as I wanted

615
00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:27,440
it to be. It's really not a pretty city here.

616
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,799
Speaker 3: It's a little dangerous crime wise, a.

617
00:30:29,759 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: Little dangerous, little dumpy. I just didn't you know you you.

618
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:36,880
I think idealize Italy in a way where I think

619
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,200
everyone should go in this summer and it looks nice

620
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:43,440
when the sun shining, but when it's raining and cold

621
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,839
or snowing.

622
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,079
Speaker 3: I'm going in.

623
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:50,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're just going to be tenth.

624
00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 3: But I'm going to take a day trip to Florence.

625
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,640
In a day trip to Rome.

626
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I took a day trip to Florence too. That's nice.

627
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, from Milan? How was that?

628
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:03,319
Speaker 2: That's pretty? It's just nothing to write home about. Rome's great.

629
00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 3: Lawrence is the biggest center of art maybe in the world.

630
00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:15,799
Speaker 2: And missed me with art? What's miss me with art?

631
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,720
I don't give a fuck about art.

632
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,839
Speaker 3: You don't do you like?

633
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: Will you go look at a painting?

634
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're one of those. Okay, do you like painting?

635
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 2: I know I don't get it. I remember and I

636
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:31,240
knew from a young age. My mom took me to

637
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:33,960
Paris when I was very young, like eleven, and she

638
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
took us to go see, you know, at the Mona Lisa.

639
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:38,920
And I walked up at eleven years old and I said,

640
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,440
I don't get it. She can't imagine flying your kid

641
00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:43,000
all the way?

642
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 4: This is why I don't want kids. Can you imagine

643
00:31:45,319 --> 00:31:47,279
doing something like that for your kid?

644
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: And she walks up and she's like.

645
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: Anne and the.

646
00:31:54,319 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: Mona Lisa is terribly underwhelming. Have you ever seen her?

647
00:31:57,799 --> 00:32:01,319
Speaker 3: I have not seen it in person, don't well I

648
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,640
understand you have to make a reservation months in advance

649
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:10,240
to see it. Now, Yeah, so crowded. Anyway, I am

650
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,759
excited about Okay, I am excited even.

651
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,039
Speaker 2: Though are you going with your wife?

652
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:18,559
Speaker 3: No? My sister and her husband?

653
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,319
Speaker 2: Okay? And how do you travel with them?

654
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 3: Graciously?

655
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:23,799
Speaker 6: No?

656
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,079
Speaker 3: What do you mean? How I mean?

657
00:32:25,119 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: Traveling with people is difficult?

658
00:32:26,559 --> 00:32:30,279
Speaker 3: You know, like are you used to traveling with people

659
00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:32,720
from doing stand up? You know?

660
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 2: But some people really suck to travel with.

661
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, my sister and my brother in law.

662
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,359
Speaker 2: I love Oh great, I love that great.

663
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,119
Speaker 3: So but I do understand that because everybody gets a

664
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,480
little fucking annoyed traveling, and if the Winter Olympics are

665
00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:52,039
going to be this cluster fuck of people, it may

666
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:55,720
get stressful. But you know what, part of my emotional

667
00:32:55,799 --> 00:33:01,599
healing is to realize, don't fucking project about the trip

668
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,920
right now. Every time I do, it's anxiety revoking, right.

669
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:09,279
You know, there's kind of let's take it a day

670
00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:11,160
at a time. If you remember that.

671
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yea from back in the day when I

672
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,039
was taking it, it was taken one day at a time.

673
00:33:17,119 --> 00:33:19,599
Keep two feet in today. What's your sport that you're

674
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,839
going to see I love hockey. Oh see, that's a

675
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:28,119
good one. There's nothing better than hockey. Oh yeah, you're

676
00:33:27,119 --> 00:33:30,839
a love Yeah, but I just love hockey. I think

677
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,400
I think there's no sport more challenging. I'm like, first

678
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,559
of all, have you tried ice skating? I just do

679
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,160
that first? How hard? And then the hand eye coordination

680
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,279
of this tiny little it's like Harry Potter in the

681
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,960
I feel like it's they don't get enough credit for it.

682
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,960
And then they're fist fighting on top of it.

683
00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the fighting. I'm a big, big time

684
00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:58,240
New York Ranger fan. I grew up with it. I've

685
00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:02,720
been a Ranger high hockey nuts since I'm nine because

686
00:34:02,759 --> 00:34:05,759
my dad was a huge hockey fan. So we used

687
00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:08,880
to have season tickets to the Rangers and I just

688
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,039
live and die with them. And they suck so bad.

689
00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:15,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you you stay loyal.

690
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,199
Speaker 3: I do, just because it's in my DNA. Like the

691
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,760
people who weren't fans, they're like, they're like, oh, I've

692
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,320
decided to root for this team.

693
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 2: They're not really Yeah, that's the kind of fan I am. Yes,

694
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,000
I'm a fairweather fan.

695
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 3: And if I have not a real fucking no no.

696
00:34:31,559 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 2: No, I'm not a real fan. If I have any

697
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,920
affiliation to a team that's kind of winning, that's that's

698
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,280
where I'm going. Like the Brewers this year, I was

699
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,519
a Brewers fan, right. I showed up and I was like, oh,

700
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:46,119
you're from wiscont Yeah, I'm like ding dong, I'm a

701
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:48,400
Brewers fan now. But then the Dodgers beat the Brewers

702
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,960
and I was like, and now I'm a Dodgers fan.

703
00:34:51,079 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike, you're a Chicago Cubs fan. That's in your DNA.

704
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

705
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 7: And those people who are like, well, that's my second

706
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,599
team or that's I only I only root for players,

707
00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:05,719
I don't for teams, Like, don't talk trash with me.

708
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,159
That's not you haven't earned the right to talk trash

709
00:35:08,159 --> 00:35:09,599
with me because you haven't suffered through.

710
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 3: Your team is all about suffering. And you know this

711
00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:17,719
just from your other life, from outside of sports, but

712
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:18,880
when you're.

713
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 2: Also dating athletes, that is when you learn it's all

714
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:25,679
really about suffering. Sports is all suffering.

715
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:29,599
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that just sounds so funny to me.

716
00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:32,000
I would love to hear the dirt on that. Do

717
00:35:32,039 --> 00:35:34,800
you talk about you've talked about I mean, people.

718
00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:36,679
Speaker 2: Know I have dated athletes, but I don't get into

719
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,480
like the weeds. But anything you want to know, I'll

720
00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:43,880
tell you it's okay. But anyway, the point is sports

721
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,039
is pain. All I want in life is to find

722
00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:47,920
a man that loves me the way that like a

723
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,559
true sports fan loves his team like they watch them

724
00:35:51,559 --> 00:35:53,639
go through all the seasons.

725
00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:56,639
Speaker 3: Get that. Yeah, No, I don't think because I think

726
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,920
I think. No, I think a man who loves you

727
00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:07,960
like that, uh, doesn't get into sports interesting.

728
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:11,199
Speaker 2: He doesn't have the bandwidth to love two things that exactly. Yeah,

729
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:16,679
you can only love the team or the bitching. Like yeah,

730
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,199
I think there's a famous quote like that somewhere.

731
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,039
Speaker 5: So it's me and the Chicago Bears, and no, ladies.

732
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 6: Are you?

733
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 3: Are you into the Bears too? They have a fun.

734
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,119
Speaker 2: They just curb stumped the Packers.

735
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 3: They well, it wasn't a curb stomp. You know what

736
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,320
I like last night if you're a football fan, Mike Well,

737
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:39,159
I loved and I always love this watching the Steelers

738
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,800
get their ass kicked.

739
00:36:41,079 --> 00:36:43,679
Speaker 5: And it was peaked since they had Aaron Rodgers a quarterback.

740
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,039
Speaker 2: I loved watching that. Aaron is just such a cock

741
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,199
just he was our he was our quarterback. He won

742
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,639
us a super Bowl whatever.

743
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 3: He was great, well, he was good guy.

744
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:57,280
Speaker 2: He won once and everyone thought he was great one

745
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:01,519
winning one the super Bowl. Only it was just exactly

746
00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:03,880
like FARV where it's like, you got one super Bowl,

747
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:14,719
everybody thought, who's scumbag defrauding? What a loser? But then

748
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,599
he got Parkinson, so it's like, you know, yeah, you know,

749
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,559
karma is a bitch. It's like, you're gonna defraud people

750
00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:22,320
on welfare.

751
00:37:23,079 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 3: That's another thing.

752
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: You're gonna get smoked. God will smote you down.

753
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 3: That's another thing about life is that it never ends well.

754
00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 6: Nobody or you're doing well for a while, yeah, and

755
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,280
then you're like your doctor says to you, I'm sorry

756
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,360
to tell you this, but you have something growing inside.

757
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:49,119
Speaker 2: Well, did that happen to you?

758
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,199
Speaker 5: It's not hope.

759
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,039
Speaker 3: Obama's long gone.

760
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: Didn't you get out on a podcast?

761
00:37:58,119 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 3: Didn't did about what you're Oh? That I had? Yeah,

762
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:08,719
Bobby Lee, that ship said I had colon cancer, which

763
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:13,079
was fucking wrong. I got pissed at him, And because

764
00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:15,760
I got pissed at him, he came and did my podcast.

765
00:38:16,639 --> 00:38:21,800
And because he did my podcast called Apocalypse, soon I

766
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:28,760
had more viewers than ever. I can't believe his fan base. Yeah,

767
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,599
but yeah, so I had and this is the worst

768
00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:33,880
and I can't believe I'm talking about it. But I

769
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,119
have prostate cancer. Yeah I'm fine.

770
00:38:36,119 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: Seems like a dick sneeze For guys, it's like a

771
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,119
little good. It's like a little everyone gets that if

772
00:38:41,159 --> 00:38:42,719
you live, true.

773
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 3: Men get it all the time. But it's been a

774
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:47,760
mind fuck for me.

775
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:53,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it is tough wanting to die consistently

776
00:38:53,199 --> 00:38:56,480
throughout life and then being told that you might die

777
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,639
because you're like, no, no, no, I want to be

778
00:38:58,639 --> 00:38:59,199
in control.

779
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, we have no control.

780
00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 2: We have no control.

781
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 3: But uh, you know I have the best uc LA doctors,

782
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,800
blah blah blah. So I should be fine. We'll see

783
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,519
so far I am, you know, And I'm not gonna

784
00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:16,159
worry about it, you know, because to shuffle off this

785
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,039
mortal coil is fine.

786
00:39:20,119 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: Worries a wasted emotion. What worri is a wasted emotion.

787
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 3: It is That's why, why the fuck do I need

788
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,039
to worry about blond now?

789
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, don't know.

790
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,119
Speaker 3: I am like, I'll like, just it'll come to me

791
00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:37,840
during the day at some point Jesus said, you're doing

792
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,920
a lot of fucking traveling. Don't get sick in Milan. Yeah,

793
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,679
that kind of thing.

794
00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 2: Fine. Yeah, and if you're not, oh well you had

795
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:54,400
a good run, pretty good, pretty good tombstone. Have you

796
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,000
thought about this?

797
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:01,519
Speaker 3: Follow me on Instagram?

798
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 1: Wait, no, didn't we have a tombstone joke?

799
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 3: You? I did love tombstone joke.

800
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 2: I think it was, Oh, I'm finally turning a corner.

801
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,559
I remember that it was because we were in a

802
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:23,559
meeting together and you said it at the very end

803
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:25,119
of a share and I was like, that belongs on

804
00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:26,000
your tombstone.

805
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:31,199
Speaker 3: Finally, Absolutely, because I've said that so many times only

806
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,480
to come back to the original spot.

807
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,599
Speaker 2: To have not turned the corn.

808
00:40:36,679 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 3: We have not turned the corner.

809
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

810
00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 2: The lies we tell ourselves to get by.

811
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 3: I say that to audiences too. They don't want to.

812
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,079
They don't want you. You tell me if you think

813
00:40:47,079 --> 00:40:49,960
it's true. But I feel like the audiences don't want

814
00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:53,440
you to get too deep, like because I have said

815
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:58,039
to audiences, I said, is it wild amount of lies?

816
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,559
I remember doing this at the comedy store A lot

817
00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:04,039
in the oar, I go, isn't it a lot? Isn't

818
00:41:04,079 --> 00:41:08,519
it amazing the amount of lives lies we tell ourselves

819
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,639
just to get up every day, and people look at.

820
00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: Me, you know, like we because nobody is really thinking

821
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,840
that much. I would say, Unfortunately for you and I

822
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,000
we have this depth and it's dark down there and

823
00:41:25,039 --> 00:41:27,159
we're screaming from the bottom. We're like hello, lot, and

824
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,599
most people are at the top and they're not thinking

825
00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:32,159
about it and they're waking up and they're like, I

826
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:33,480
have to do this, I have to do this, I

827
00:41:33,519 --> 00:41:36,440
have to do this, and my life is meaning. Yeah,

828
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,639
And people tell themselves my life has meaning.

829
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 3: But then again, my fans or the people who get

830
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:51,079
me just go they laugh cathartically, like the people who

831
00:41:51,199 --> 00:41:55,800
get me yes, and who have lived life with frustration

832
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:59,119
and are honest about it or whatever they are, and

833
00:41:59,159 --> 00:42:01,440
it's so it's so funny. And I talk about this

834
00:42:01,559 --> 00:42:06,039
too on stage. You see two people laughing hysterically, and

835
00:42:06,159 --> 00:42:08,639
right next to them are people looking at you, at

836
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:10,920
you like you owe them money, and it's like, who

837
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,480
do I believe?

838
00:42:11,639 --> 00:42:14,519
Speaker 2: Or somebody just playing candy Crush on their phone or.

839
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, I scold people sometimes for the phone and it

840
00:42:19,199 --> 00:42:21,119
turns out there ordering drinks.

841
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 2: Now right, Yeah, that's a tough one. I will say

842
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,360
this is a compliment to you. Do you know Melissa Broder,

843
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:33,239
She's a brilliant author. You would love her books. Melissa

844
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:38,039
Brod Melissa Broder and I met her through the program

845
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,960
and I didn't know about her. I didn't know she

846
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,840
was an author. I just met her and I told

847
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,800
her as a comedian and she was like, one of

848
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:49,840
my favorite comedians is Eddie Peppatone. And I love that

849
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,239
if you read her books, you will be so flattered

850
00:42:52,519 --> 00:42:56,159
that she loves you because she is brilliant. She is

851
00:42:56,239 --> 00:43:00,199
a brilliant writer. What's her She doesn't So she got

852
00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:03,960
famous from Twitter, like back in the day she did this.

853
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:07,159
Speaker 3: Account used to famous and must ruin.

854
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: He ruined everything.

855
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 3: Nobody's on Blue Sky or threads, you know.

856
00:43:13,559 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: I mean I have to just like take a step

857
00:43:15,519 --> 00:43:19,519
back from all of it, just rotting my brains. But

858
00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:24,039
but she got I do too. But I feel old

859
00:43:24,119 --> 00:43:26,159
on it now because I'm like I can do you

860
00:43:26,199 --> 00:43:29,119
feel I can tell I shouldn't be here. I feel

861
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:30,320
like I'm watching kids.

862
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 4: Play, you know, like i feel like I'm outside of

863
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,239
a playground.

864
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,639
Speaker 3: I talk about it that I just on my story

865
00:43:36,679 --> 00:43:42,880
it's just because I'm very political. It's like, uh, videos

866
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,559
about ice followed by a possum eating a sweet potato

867
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,599
because I fucking love Adam.

868
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good mix. You gotta you gotta give

869
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,119
people a little levity.

870
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 3: My friends call it tickle and slaps.

871
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, tickling slap. So Lissa, she got famous from this

872
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,480
tweet thread called so Sad Today, and it was just

873
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:05,880
about this.

874
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,199
Speaker 3: I love her.

875
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh you do you know that?

876
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,639
Speaker 3: I fucking did her podcast?

877
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,039
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know that she ever had one?

878
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:20,119
Speaker 3: Oh you kidding? Well maybe am I? You looked that up? Melissa. See,

879
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,880
I didn't know her name because so.

880
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:24,599
Speaker 2: Sad what So Sad Today?

881
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 3: Okay, So Sad Today? And she never said her name somehow,

882
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,079
but she interviewed.

883
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,559
Speaker 2: Me, oh eating Alone in my Car?

884
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:38,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, and we did it on the phone.

885
00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, listen to So Sad Today's Eating Alone

886
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,280
in My Car podcast on Apple Podcasts. I didn't know

887
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,920
she had a podcast. That's great. She's obsessed with you.

888
00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 3: She always would like my stum.

889
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the kind of person who has this insane depth.

890
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,119
It's the depth of an artist, you know, that can

891
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,880
recognize what you're doing.

892
00:44:59,039 --> 00:45:01,039
Speaker 3: And I think game recognize his game.

893
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 2: Game recognizes his game. And I think that's why some

894
00:45:03,559 --> 00:45:07,199
you lose some people because there isn't not everyone's that.

895
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,199
There's a lot of people, especially in LA that are

896
00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:12,000
only as deep as a puddle, is it?

897
00:45:12,119 --> 00:45:13,599
Speaker 3: Especially here?

898
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 2: Yeah? And they like it. It's a nice life. It's a

899
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,119
nice life up there in the puddle.

900
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 3: I'll say something deep and then i'll follow it with

901
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:23,840
if it doesn't that much of reaction, I'll say, don't worry.

902
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,159
I'm definitely going to be talking about Batman and pussy soon.

903
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,519
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then you never do, and then you just

904
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:32,920
say that. I just then you get off stage.

905
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 3: Good, I'm never going to see you.

906
00:45:37,199 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, good night. I love you so much.

907
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 3: I love you.

908
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 2: I'm such a fan of you, and I am so

909
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,320
excited for your sobriety. Good luck.

910
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you doing great?

911
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: Well, I'm fine. Here's the thing. I'm fine. No, I'm not.

912
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,639
It's one of those things where I lie to myself

913
00:45:55,639 --> 00:45:57,519
that about any I almost got arrested on an airplane

914
00:45:57,559 --> 00:46:00,559
the other day. I was vaping in the room.

915
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:07,679
Speaker 3: Wheat. Oh wow, you're fucking just like me when I

916
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:13,000
was smoking, which was only eight months ago. Ah, I

917
00:46:13,039 --> 00:46:16,119
would love and this I thought was very dangerous. I

918
00:46:16,159 --> 00:46:19,159
would love to smoke in airports. I would just go

919
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:20,400
into the bathroom.

920
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, same airport bathroom. Well, and here's the thing. I

921
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,239
got away with it for a long time because.

922
00:46:25,039 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 3: I figured you do bathroom on the pileoplane.

923
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 2: And I figured out a system, which is that if

924
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,519
you exhale into the toilet while you flush it, that

925
00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:35,800
air takes it out. But what had happened. What had

926
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,000
happened was I went in there and I stuck the

927
00:46:39,039 --> 00:46:40,639
vape in my mouth, and then I did have to

928
00:46:40,639 --> 00:46:42,159
go to the bathroom, and I noticed the guy before

929
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:44,719
me pissed all over the seat, so I had to

930
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,960
clean it up. And while I was cleaning, I was inhaling,

931
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,079
and I forgot that I was inhaling the whole time

932
00:46:49,119 --> 00:46:52,840
I was cleaning somebody this specific vape. If I took

933
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,199
a little hit, almost no smoke came out. But if

934
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,039
I take a big hit, it's like an atom bomb.

935
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,199
And I cleaned the whole toilet and then I exhaled,

936
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,599
and then a plume of smoke came out of the cabin.

937
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,639
And then I go and I was like oh fuck,

938
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,679
and I just didn't yeah, and I didn't say anything.

939
00:47:09,679 --> 00:47:11,559
And then I got another pound on the door and

940
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:13,039
I was just like yeah, and they're like, you're smoking

941
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,199
in there, and I was like, no.

942
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 3: Of course, you admit to it.

943
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:24,199
Speaker 2: I was like. And then they're like, I mean obviously

944
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,000
I was smoking in there, and they're like you need

945
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,519
to stand right here, and then the whole plane's looking

946
00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:30,320
at me, and it was such a like shame ritual,

947
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,320
you know. I was just like, this is so annoying.

948
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,719
And then I go back to my seat and then

949
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,000
they come they're like, what's your name? And I'm like,

950
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,599
shoudn't you now, Like I'm sitting in a seat that's

951
00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:41,519
a signed to me, you know, my fucking name. Don't

952
00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:43,079
make me say my name so that like you can

953
00:47:43,119 --> 00:47:47,679
be like and so what happened? So this is you know, assassin.

954
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,280
Little gay guy was like, there's gonna be there's gonna

955
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,719
be an agent waiting for you at the gate and

956
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,079
they'll be waiting to talk to you. And I was like, okay, great,

957
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,119
I was not happy. I was and also I'm high,

958
00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:02,400
so I mean talk about what.

959
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 3: A little prick to do that.

960
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know you're killing by high.

961
00:48:06,519 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 3: Don't do that. Tell me.

962
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 2: A couple hours later, you get fucking arrested. I walk

963
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,840
off the New York to l A and I got caught.

964
00:48:15,119 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 3: That's a vape, you know, that's a long.

965
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 2: But I was about three hours in three hours to go,

966
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,840
so I just do gummy, see, And that would have

967
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,760
been the wise thing to do, but I just I

968
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,920
was feeling above the law and I do want to

969
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,920
a point. And here's the thing with my my progression

970
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,920
back into weed. It always starts with like a two

971
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,880
milligram gummy, Yes, three times a week, That's why I

972
00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:40,119
and then I'm just like, it's easy, and then it

973
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,440
escalates to me getting arrested on adulta flight.

974
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,519
Speaker 3: You know what is the worst part about being an

975
00:48:45,559 --> 00:48:49,280
addict is that you're like, let me just enjoy what

976
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,760
normal people enjoy, the two milligram gummy or five million,

977
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,920
But it does slipper. Yeah.

978
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,079
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then what happened is I panicked for the

979
00:48:59,199 --> 00:49:01,960
entire time I was, and then I meditated, and then

980
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,400
I prayed, and then I was like, you know, it's

981
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,079
not going to be good.

982
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 3: I love that progression. Meditated eating should be in there.

983
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: So yeah, no, and then I prayed, and then I

984
00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:16,400
just was like, you know what, if getting arrested is

985
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,519
part of my journey again, then that's God's plan.

986
00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 3: You've been arrested before, Yeah, of course.

987
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to jail for d u I And

988
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,679
I'm like, but what would be funny is that I've

989
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,960
openly talked about my sobriety struggles with sobriety, but also sobriety,

990
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:34,079
like I have talked about being sober. It would be

991
00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:38,199
very funny to just be like Britney Schmid arrests for

992
00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:43,719
vaping in a fucking path sid can't get it together.

993
00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:50,400
Her family might be right about it, thank you. Yeah.

994
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,719
So anyway, what happened is the guys like, you know,

995
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,960
there's gonna be a guy waiting for you. I was like, great,

996
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,079
whenever I get off the plane, nobody was waiting for me,

997
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,039
and if somebody was, I just didn't make eye contact

998
00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,400
with anyone when I got off the flight and I

999
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,440
just booked it out of LA.

1000
00:50:01,679 --> 00:50:03,559
Speaker 3: So he kind of thought it over and said.

1001
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,559
Speaker 2: Fuck, you might have seen my status. He might have

1002
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,679
dim Indo metallion. We're not gonna be able to do it.

1003
00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 3: I love it.

1004
00:50:11,039 --> 00:50:15,199
Speaker 4: I love it. Dime is gonna let you vape if

1005
00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:19,440
your diamond to medallion, it's in the fine print.

1006
00:50:19,639 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: It's in the fine print of the medallion stuff.

1007
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 3: Look, we need all this is the pilot speaking to

1008
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,519
the flat. We need all the Diamond Medallion members we

1009
00:50:28,599 --> 00:50:31,920
can get. Don't fuck with her, Arnie.

1010
00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 2: Leave her alone. She turns twenty thousand dollars your fly.

1011
00:50:37,679 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 3: Leave her alone. What's your next trip after you move?

1012
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 2: Well, so before I move, I do the Avian Awards.

1013
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,760
I host the Avian in Vegas. Right in Vegas.

1014
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 3: Have you done that before?

1015
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:47,679
Speaker 4: Uh?

1016
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 3: No, okay, no, first time.

1017
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll see how it goes. And then I have Rally,

1018
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,760
and then I have Nashville, and then I have Austin,

1019
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,800
and then I go to San Diego to do it

1020
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,199
don't tell taping, and then I love this fly to me.

1021
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,440
And then I go to Home Beach and then I'm there.

1022
00:51:04,119 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 3: I like that. I like, yeah, that's right. I looked

1023
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,800
at that. And where in Nashville.

1024
00:51:11,559 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 2: Them I'll staying at right, Yeah, I'll be staying at THEOS.

1025
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,599
But I'm doing the lab at Zanie's.

1026
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, I like Zany's in Nashville. But Austin.

1027
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,199
I've performed in so many times. Where are you doing it? Oh? Okay,

1028
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,440
they never fucking booked me.

1029
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,559
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure I don't get booked at the places

1030
00:51:31,559 --> 00:51:33,159
that you get booked at. Have you done the mother Ship?

1031
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 3: No?

1032
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:34,599
Speaker 2: No?

1033
00:51:35,039 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 3: Interesting because I'm a little bit of an elitist. Oh

1034
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,559
you are, like, I'm like, if you got like I

1035
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:43,599
really you don't want me.

1036
00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:47,559
Speaker 2: I don't want you. Correct like you you're notkno door.

1037
00:51:47,519 --> 00:51:51,079
Speaker 3: Because the guy booking it, you know, got me into

1038
00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:57,639
the comedy store, Adam and they're so flooded with comics

1039
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,480
or whatever, and he doesn't seek me out, and I

1040
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,360
don't seek him out. And my manager actually asked him,

1041
00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:07,519
you know, ken Eddy, and he did the usual like

1042
00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:08,960
will will let me let me see?

1043
00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll get you.

1044
00:52:10,639 --> 00:52:13,119
Speaker 3: Never get back to you. So I'm like, and plus,

1045
00:52:13,159 --> 00:52:15,840
you know all the ship that's going on there with

1046
00:52:16,679 --> 00:52:21,760
you know, that whole scene. I'm not I would like

1047
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,960
to do it, just to fucking do it.

1048
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so it wouldn't be such an echo chamber

1049
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,639
of politics in that particular club. Yeah, it would be

1050
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,320
nice to get a little diversity in there.

1051
00:52:33,639 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 3: It's a big scene and it has so I mean

1052
00:52:37,559 --> 00:52:41,960
Elon Musk hangs out there are used to all the time. Yeah,

1053
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,320
so it's more than just a place for comedy. It's

1054
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:51,119
a fucking whole zeit guys of stuff. You know, I

1055
00:52:51,159 --> 00:52:56,239
have no interest in dors Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's

1056
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,480
so funny about Rogan because every time I see your

1057
00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:02,920
Rogan he is so nice to be. Yeah, and so

1058
00:53:03,039 --> 00:53:06,559
many people he ate him because of vaccine ship and

1059
00:53:06,639 --> 00:53:12,039
all the people. Yeah, you know, he helped get tru Yeah.

1060
00:53:11,639 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 2: He's he's a sweet, divisive person publicly, but I think

1061
00:53:16,559 --> 00:53:19,519
privately he's very kind. He's never been anything.

1062
00:53:19,559 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 3: But he pays the comics an incredible amount.

1063
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, very generous, very generous. So anyway, neither of us

1064
00:53:26,679 --> 00:53:28,440
are pasted at the Mothership, so you won't see us there.

1065
00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:32,119
But eddiewhere can they find you? Tell them everything?

1066
00:53:32,599 --> 00:53:37,079
Speaker 3: Yes, well the mothership for finding me is Eddie pepatone

1067
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:42,440
dot com. And that links you to my Instagram and

1068
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:48,840
all my show dates and Veno and my podcast. But

1069
00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:49,800
I don't need it.

1070
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you so much, thank you, thank you.

1071
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,840
Oh wait, sorry, we're not done, Eddie. We have to

1072
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,360
do Word of the Week. I must. I almost listen.

1073
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,719
I'm trying to make all my listeners smarter. Okay, do

1074
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,760
you consider yourself a vocabulary slut?

1075
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,519
Speaker 3: Mmm? I like learning.

1076
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,280
Speaker 2: You like a word? You like a word here and there?

1077
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 3: I like a word. I love a good word.

1078
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 2: You like you love a good word. Okay, I don't

1079
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,960
even know if I'm gonna be able to say this one. Elocution?

1080
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,599
Oh yeah, do you know that one?

1081
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 3: Yes, it means to speak. Let's see what would be

1082
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:31,119
the word? Elocution means you speak very clearly. That's what

1083
00:54:31,199 --> 00:54:32,039
I would say. It is.

1084
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 5: Wow, I've heard people say elocutionis That's how I've heard

1085
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:35,920
it that.

1086
00:54:36,039 --> 00:54:37,199
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a word.

1087
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,679
Speaker 2: That's a different word completely.

1088
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:39,679
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a word.

1089
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:45,119
Speaker 2: Elocution means an individual style of public speech. Unlike eloquence,

1090
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,719
which has to do with the content of a person's speech,

1091
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,199
elocution refers to the manner in which the speech is delivered.

1092
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:55,760
I would say your elocution is a whisper. You do

1093
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,800
like this, like sultry.

1094
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,079
Speaker 3: Like you know what do you like that? I love

1095
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,840
yelling and then going to the whispering. People love me

1096
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,280
like to get chulted.

1097
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 2: Okay, we I'm gonna do another one. I'm gonna do

1098
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:15,639
one until I stump you. Cavalcade.

1099
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:22,039
Speaker 3: Oh, A cavalcade is a it's like an onslaught of things.

1100
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:28,119
It's like a lot of different things. It's like a

1101
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,119
bunch of things coming at.

1102
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 2: You, a procession, especially when involving people on horses or

1103
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:34,360
in vehicles.

1104
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,519
Speaker 3: Okay, that's from cavalry, Yeah, cavalcade.

1105
00:55:37,559 --> 00:55:40,679
Speaker 2: Wow, you're really good at this. Really, you're pretty good

1106
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:42,679
at this. I mean every time I have someone on

1107
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,440
the podcast, I don't know the word that I pick,

1108
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,960
which maybe just means I'm having idiot's on here. Okay,

1109
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,199
we're gonna do one more and then we're gonna be done.

1110
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:56,599
I'm gonna stump you on this one. A fulgent Oh

1111
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,320
maybe it's a full jint.

1112
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, a fulgan effulgent, full gent way. That is a

1113
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:07,920
good one. And I've heard it and I've seen it.

1114
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 2: It's an adjective, Okay, I think.

1115
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 3: It means like very lively, very wow.

1116
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:18,079
Speaker 2: You are fucking good at this. It's radiant, brilliantly shining.

1117
00:56:18,199 --> 00:56:24,920
Something that's effulgent shines resplendently. Yes, wow, you're a genius.

1118
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,199
Speaker 3: Okay, what book is that?

1119
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 2: It's words you should know, and you know them, all

1120
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:37,920
three of them anyway, so you don't need physogyny. Come on, facage.

1121
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,519
I don't even know how to say this word.

1122
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:41,559
Speaker 3: I can't read.

1123
00:56:41,639 --> 00:56:42,199
Speaker 2: Can you say that?

1124
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,039
Speaker 3: Oh, physiogoy, physiognomy, physiognomy.

1125
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 2: Physio physiognomy. Do you know that? Do you know what

1126
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:50,639
that is?

1127
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like relating to your physical What the fuck?

1128
00:57:00,639 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 2: I think I need to sign you up for some

1129
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:03,440
sort of contest?

1130
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 3: I know I am not.

1131
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,280
Speaker 2: I am not that guy relating to.

1132
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 3: The watch Jeopardy. I don't know anything.

1133
00:57:11,079 --> 00:57:15,679
Speaker 7: Okay, this guy crossword puzzles hard maybe spelling yeah, maybe.

1134
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,599
Speaker 2: Spelling ba All right, Eddie, I love you, I love you.

1135
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 3: Whoa that was fun.

1136
00:57:26,039 --> 00:57:26,079
Speaker 6: H