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Speaker 1: All right, let's begin, and I think I'm I'm probably
Speaker 1: botched the name of this because I'm not from Minnesota. Chacopee, Minnesota, unimportant.
Speaker 1: It is important because that's where the Beymont by Wyndham
Speaker 1: Hotel is. I'm saying the pronunciation.
Speaker 2: Most people really don't care, all right, what's going on
Speaker 2: at the hotel?
Speaker 1: Uh? That was the side of this year's Big Oh
Speaker 1: Frozen fantasy event uh put on as the entire hotel
Speaker 1: was runted out by an organization known as Midwest Euphoria.
Speaker 1: This sounds like horn Dog Central. What's this swingers club?
Speaker 1: Who rents the entire hotel? And they did this over
Speaker 1: a few days at New Year's Did they ask TV
Speaker 1: check the entire Beaymont by Wyndham Hotel? Well of swingers?
Speaker 2: Do they STD check before you're allowed to check into
Speaker 2: the hotel? Honestly, that's an honest question. I have no clue,
Speaker 2: Takobot and for anybody, any of our swinger listeners, I
Speaker 2: know we have some two two five, two six, what's
Speaker 2: the what's the procedure with that? When you're going to
Speaker 2: a swinger event? They can't just let somebody that's hurped
Speaker 2: out just walk in and hurpify the place.
Speaker 1: I would hope not. Yeah, But anyway.
Speaker 2: Two two five, if you have any intel on that,
Speaker 2: you don't have to send some long text, but just
Speaker 2: if they check on tests or not, because that's just
Speaker 2: you know, it almost seems like a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1: Well, the whole thing kind of had a dark cloud
Speaker 1: over it after two of the participants were found dead
Speaker 1: in various states of decomp a couple of days into it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like they had odeed maybe the first day they
Speaker 1: got there, before they even got down to swinging. How
Speaker 1: long did this event go? It was a few days.
Speaker 1: I mean, if they were already.
Speaker 2: In deep, if you had plans with them, you know,
Speaker 2: you and your bet are half where Sarah and Bob.
Speaker 1: The sponsors of the Big O' Frozen Fantasy event, wanted
Speaker 1: to be known that they strictly state narcotics are prohibited
Speaker 1: at the event. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Come on, if you're going to a swinger's event, I'd
Speaker 2: imagine you have to be a little.
Speaker 1: Bit very least there's gonna be it's gonna snow, right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, for the pronunciation of that thing, shacko P.
Speaker 2: I said, shacko pee. I know all that was you said,
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna watch this, and I'm letting you know.
Speaker 2: Two listeners that actually cared texted in shacko P. Probably
Speaker 2: because they're from Minnesota. That's i'd imagine. Somebody said, been
Speaker 2: a swinger fifteen years when you go to the you know,
Speaker 2: swinger hangout, are they are they testing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, do you do you have like a
Speaker 1: there's gotta be some sort of guardrails in place. I
Speaker 1: would hope. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, when you send a kid bowling,
Speaker 2: you have those rails up, you know, so they're not
Speaker 2: it's so they at least feel it's kind of like
Speaker 2: giving them a trophy, right, Like every kid gets a trophy.
Speaker 2: Put up the rails. So little Johnny here I get
Speaker 2: two pins. But every time that he goes in the gutter,
Speaker 2: he's just gonna wind up in the gutter and light.
Speaker 1: The worst is that one kid who even with the
Speaker 1: rails up, still can't make the ball down there. Oh
Speaker 1: hell yeahp's like halfway, hold on, I'll go. Then you
Speaker 1: screwed it along for you, little timmy.
Speaker 2: Then you got to walk down the center in between
Speaker 2: the two things, and you've already had a thing of
Speaker 2: a bar going alley, nachos and a bucket, So you're
Speaker 2: kind of walking like this on the center.
Speaker 3: Rail right because you know, you're like, if I go
Speaker 3: one step to the right, it's so slick to make
Speaker 3: balls go down, unlike yours, the little puffy And then
Speaker 3: you're and your wife's going, oh my god, why did
Speaker 3: I marry this guy?
Speaker 1: What happened? Where was I? All right? Moving on? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did you just say herped out? You're a genius? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Did Pat say sponsors? Said there were sponsors for the
Speaker 2: event or just probably the hotel?
Speaker 1: Right? It was called the Big Old Frozen Fantasy Event.
Speaker 1: It's put on by Midwest Euphoria.
Speaker 2: All right, so the Euphoria No test? Pat at two
Speaker 2: two five two six answers about if they're testing for
Speaker 2: swingers event. Uh, no test rubber rubber rubbers x as
Speaker 2: a muss oh ecstasy. Yeah, uhh yeah. That person was
Speaker 2: raised there, Pat, the one that knew about the whatever
Speaker 2: the name was, The true name is shock Op.
Speaker 1: People care when they're from there, So that's why I
Speaker 1: tried to take care to not botch. But if you
Speaker 1: batch it, it's it's cool.
Speaker 2: We're not traffic reporters going kissing me or you know,
Speaker 2: some moron.
Speaker 1: Taco. Breaking news in the toilet paper industry, I'm ready
Speaker 1: a coalition, a private public uh shall we say UNI
Speaker 1: Unified Front has produced and is now selling the war
Speaker 1: world's first toilet paper made from used diapers. This in Japan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not happening. We're in Japan again.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: It's available on multiple retail locations in southern Japan. The
Speaker 1: paper is enthusiastically seen as an environmentally friendly alternative for
Speaker 1: the island nation's bathrooms. The project was spearheaded by the
Speaker 1: city of Shiboushi, which along with the neighboring town of Osaki,
Speaker 1: began recycling disposable diapers last April by separating them from
Speaker 1: the routine waste streams. In the first year, the city's
Speaker 1: collected ninety eight tons of diapers and other used hygiene products,
Speaker 1: which are all sanitized, bleached, and shredded into a pulp
Speaker 1: to me mixed with recycled paper at the Poppy Paper
Speaker 1: Company plant.
Speaker 2: I'm all about the environment and recycling, and I'm not
Speaker 2: using a used diaper that's been recycled.
Speaker 1: This is really full circle here with this, the circle
Speaker 1: of dude. Yeah, it is excuse me a dude white.
Speaker 2: I mean, somebody said, swinger here when my hurt flares up,
Speaker 2: I just don't manscape and shut up. Don't you even
Speaker 2: certain states you can be charged on that.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the coyote that went shopping at
Speaker 1: Aldie in Chicago? What in coyote somehow entered in the
Speaker 1: Aldi's store ended up on the refrigerated aisles. The easiest
Speaker 1: way to get food. Climb right into the dairy case.
Speaker 1: Shoppers were quite uh, well.
Speaker 4: I'm mostly seeing in the suburbs, but we see like
Speaker 4: the apostles and all that stuff coming out.
Speaker 1: I would have ran immediately out. I would have did
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 4: So you had to come from the train because we
Speaker 4: get we get all kind of stuff come around through here.
Speaker 2: Hey, if I came in on the train tracks, if
Speaker 2: I'm a wild animal, right, I'm going straight into a
Speaker 2: grocery store.
Speaker 1: I got video footage of the coyote in Chicago area
Speaker 1: Aldied store.
Speaker 2: What a coyotes? Coyotes do around Central FORDA.
Speaker 1: You know what they do. They're wiping out the feral cats.
Speaker 2: Pat am I gonna waste my time chasing a nimble cat.
Speaker 2: Hell no, I'm going up to the public's climbing in
Speaker 2: to eat me some cheese, right, fire one, get one mozzarella.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I'm going to the meat aisle. I ain't
Speaker 2: gonna eat cat when I can eat cow. And they're
Speaker 2: much easier to bring down a cow and a meat
Speaker 2: case than it is out in the wild. Just you know,
Speaker 2: cause in the wild you gotta have multiple coyotes and
Speaker 2: you gotta grab them by the neck. I watch National Geographic,
Speaker 2: But if you just gozelle, if you just whying taking
Speaker 2: out a gazelle, Yeah, they take those down too. Yeah
Speaker 2: it's usually not a cow. But I'm instead of going
Speaker 2: through all that hassle of getting the neck and sitting
Speaker 2: there hanging with a sore jaw, I'm just walking up
Speaker 2: to that meat grabbing a couple of rebbis.
Speaker 1: From what you just said, I just got this weird.
Speaker 1: You know when you drive down to the turnpike and
Speaker 1: there's all those cattle ranches as you go through Osciola County.
Speaker 1: I'm cruising through that, just boring, looking airy, and you
Speaker 1: look over to your it's a pack of cootes ripping
Speaker 1: a cow parts.
Speaker 2: Honey, Look, I don't want to look at the cow
Speaker 2: and horses.
Speaker 1: No, look. Certainly living up that trip.
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