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<v Speaker 1>One one with Linchin Taco, Orlando's Rock Station one O

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<v Speaker 2>Bucks and will remind you all throughout the day. The

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's begin, and I think I'm I'm probably

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<v Speaker 1>botched the name of this because I'm not from Minnesota. Chacopee, Minnesota, unimportant.

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<v Speaker 1>It is important because that's where the Beymont by Wyndham

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<v Speaker 1>Hotel is. I'm saying the pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people really don't care, all right, what's going on

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<v Speaker 2>at the hotel?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? That was the side of this year's Big Oh

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<v Speaker 1>Frozen fantasy event uh put on as the entire hotel

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<v Speaker 1>was runted out by an organization known as Midwest Euphoria.

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<v Speaker 1>This sounds like horn Dog Central. What's this swingers club?

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<v Speaker 1>Who rents the entire hotel? And they did this over

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<v Speaker 1>a few days at New Year's Did they ask TV

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<v Speaker 1>check the entire Beaymont by Wyndham Hotel? Well of swingers?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they STD check before you're allowed to check into

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<v Speaker 2>the hotel? Honestly, that's an honest question. I have no clue,

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<v Speaker 2>Takobot and for anybody, any of our swinger listeners, I

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<v Speaker 2>know we have some two two five, two six, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the what's the procedure with that? When you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>a swinger event? They can't just let somebody that's hurped

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<v Speaker 2>out just walk in and hurpify the place.

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<v Speaker 1>I would hope not. Yeah, But anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Two two five, if you have any intel on that,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to send some long text, but just

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<v Speaker 2>if they check on tests or not, because that's just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it almost seems like a recipe for disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the whole thing kind of had a dark cloud

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<v Speaker 1>over it after two of the participants were found dead

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<v Speaker 1>in various states of decomp a couple of days into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like they had odeed maybe the first day they

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<v Speaker 1>got there, before they even got down to swinging. How

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<v Speaker 1>long did this event go? It was a few days.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if they were already.

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<v Speaker 2>In deep, if you had plans with them, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you and your bet are half where Sarah and Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>The sponsors of the Big O' Frozen Fantasy event, wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be known that they strictly state narcotics are prohibited

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<v Speaker 1>at the event. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, if you're going to a swinger's event, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>imagine you have to be a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit very least there's gonna be it's gonna snow, right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, for the pronunciation of that thing, shacko P.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, shacko pee. I know all that was you said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm probably gonna watch this, and I'm letting you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Two listeners that actually cared texted in shacko P. Probably

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<v Speaker 2>because they're from Minnesota. That's i'd imagine. Somebody said, been

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<v Speaker 2>a swinger fifteen years when you go to the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>swinger hangout, are they are they testing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean, do you do you have like a

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<v Speaker 1>there's gotta be some sort of guardrails in place. I

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<v Speaker 1>would hope. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I mean, when you send a kid bowling,

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<v Speaker 2>you have those rails up, you know, so they're not

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<v Speaker 2>it's so they at least feel it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>giving them a trophy, right, Like every kid gets a trophy.

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<v Speaker 2>Put up the rails. So little Johnny here I get

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<v Speaker 2>two pins. But every time that he goes in the gutter,

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<v Speaker 2>he's just gonna wind up in the gutter and light.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst is that one kid who even with the

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<v Speaker 1>rails up, still can't make the ball down there. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>hell yeahp's like halfway, hold on, I'll go. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>screwed it along for you, little timmy.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you got to walk down the center in between

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<v Speaker 2>the two things, and you've already had a thing of

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<v Speaker 2>a bar going alley, nachos and a bucket, So you're

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<v Speaker 2>kind of walking like this on the center.

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<v Speaker 3>Rail right because you know, you're like, if I go

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<v Speaker 3>one step to the right, it's so slick to make

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<v Speaker 3>balls go down, unlike yours, the little puffy And then

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<v Speaker 3>you're and your wife's going, oh my god, why did

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<v Speaker 3>I marry this guy?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Where was I? All right? Moving on? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just say herped out? You're a genius? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Did Pat say sponsors? Said there were sponsors for the

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<v Speaker 2>event or just probably the hotel?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? It was called the Big Old Frozen Fantasy Event.

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<v Speaker 1>It's put on by Midwest Euphoria.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so the Euphoria No test? Pat at two

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<v Speaker 2>two five two six answers about if they're testing for

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<v Speaker 2>swingers event. Uh, no test rubber rubber rubbers x as

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<v Speaker 2>a muss oh ecstasy. Yeah, uhh yeah. That person was

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<v Speaker 2>raised there, Pat, the one that knew about the whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the name was, The true name is shock Op.

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<v Speaker 1>People care when they're from there, So that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>tried to take care to not botch. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>batch it, it's it's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not traffic reporters going kissing me or you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some moron.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco. Breaking news in the toilet paper industry, I'm ready

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<v Speaker 1>a coalition, a private public uh shall we say UNI

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<v Speaker 1>Unified Front has produced and is now selling the war

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<v Speaker 1>world's first toilet paper made from used diapers. This in Japan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not happening. We're in Japan again.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's available on multiple retail locations in southern Japan. The

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<v Speaker 1>paper is enthusiastically seen as an environmentally friendly alternative for

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<v Speaker 1>the island nation's bathrooms. The project was spearheaded by the

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<v Speaker 1>city of Shiboushi, which along with the neighboring town of Osaki,

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<v Speaker 1>began recycling disposable diapers last April by separating them from

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<v Speaker 1>the routine waste streams. In the first year, the city's

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<v Speaker 1>collected ninety eight tons of diapers and other used hygiene products,

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<v Speaker 1>which are all sanitized, bleached, and shredded into a pulp

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<v Speaker 1>to me mixed with recycled paper at the Poppy Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Company plant.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all about the environment and recycling, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>using a used diaper that's been recycled.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really full circle here with this, the circle

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<v Speaker 1>of dude. Yeah, it is excuse me a dude white.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, somebody said, swinger here when my hurt flares up,

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't manscape and shut up. Don't you even

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<v Speaker 2>certain states you can be charged on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear about the coyote that went shopping at

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<v Speaker 1>Aldie in Chicago? What in coyote somehow entered in the

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<v Speaker 1>Aldi's store ended up on the refrigerated aisles. The easiest

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<v Speaker 1>way to get food. Climb right into the dairy case.

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<v Speaker 1>Shoppers were quite uh, well.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm mostly seeing in the suburbs, but we see like

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<v Speaker 4>the apostles and all that stuff coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have ran immediately out. I would have did

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<v Speaker 1>it back.

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<v Speaker 4>So you had to come from the train because we

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<v Speaker 4>get we get all kind of stuff come around through here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, if I came in on the train tracks, if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a wild animal, right, I'm going straight into a

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<v Speaker 2>grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>I got video footage of the coyote in Chicago area

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<v Speaker 1>Aldied store.

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<v Speaker 2>What a coyotes? Coyotes do around Central FORDA.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what they do. They're wiping out the feral cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat am I gonna waste my time chasing a nimble cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell no, I'm going up to the public's climbing in

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<v Speaker 2>to eat me some cheese, right, fire one, get one mozzarella.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I'm going to the meat aisle. I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>gonna eat cat when I can eat cow. And they're

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<v Speaker 2>much easier to bring down a cow and a meat

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<v Speaker 2>case than it is out in the wild. Just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>cause in the wild you gotta have multiple coyotes and

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta grab them by the neck. I watch National Geographic,

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<v Speaker 2>But if you just gozelle, if you just whying taking

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<v Speaker 2>out a gazelle, Yeah, they take those down too. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>it's usually not a cow. But I'm instead of going

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<v Speaker 2>through all that hassle of getting the neck and sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there hanging with a sore jaw, I'm just walking up

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<v Speaker 2>to that meat grabbing a couple of rebbis.

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<v Speaker 1>From what you just said, I just got this weird.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you drive down to the turnpike and

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<v Speaker 1>there's all those cattle ranches as you go through Osciola County.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cruising through that, just boring, looking airy, and you

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<v Speaker 1>look over to your it's a pack of cootes ripping

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<v Speaker 1>a cow parts.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, Look, I don't want to look at the cow

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<v Speaker 2>and horses.

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<v Speaker 1>No, look. Certainly living up that trip.

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