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Speaker 1: Welcome to the stark Tak Podcast. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. It's
Speaker 1: me Chris Raygan and Tim Tom Sweeney.
Speaker 3: It's Tim, Derek, Derek Blackman, uh, iron cousin. Oh yeah, same,
Speaker 3: going over to Patreon, going over and starting.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Iron Chef is the best show on planet Earth.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't know what Iron Chef is
Speaker 1: actually crazy crazy, It was bro it would suck.
Speaker 4: So it's a cooking competition, right. You have the Iron
Speaker 4: Chefs that are a part of Kitchen Stadium and a
Speaker 4: chairman Kaga, who looks like, even though he's Japanese, he
Speaker 4: looks like he'd be the father of Wilmer Valdama.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it's it's a weird thing. They have
Speaker 1: very similar features.
Speaker 4: So when I was a kid, I'm like them niggas related,
Speaker 4: and then clearly they're not this guy speaking Japanese.
Speaker 1: The other guy's clearly some Mexican, Mexican Venezuela, and of
Speaker 1: the he's something that I'm just well them is definitely
Speaker 1: like one of the that's not a Mexican name. It's
Speaker 1: Spanish for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's a Spanish name, but I don't I mean,
Speaker 4: I just don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like Argentinian and Venezuela, or my grandma's Puertorriican. Her
Speaker 1: last name is Lee, like her family last name is Lee.
Speaker 1: How did that happen? It is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is like you know, no, I know, I know.
Speaker 4: You know brown people and their last name is white
Speaker 4: and it's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your last name is pilot. You're a black,
Speaker 1: your names would be like or something like that. As
Speaker 1: I've gotten older, I did.
Speaker 4: I never I never cared about that, but then I
Speaker 4: got older and for some reason, like say, my my friend,
Speaker 4: uh he's actually his first name was Jamison and he
Speaker 4: changed his name to Kwame. He got very radicalized, and
Speaker 4: I was like, and I was like, whatever, bro.
Speaker 1: Pipeline, I mean, I'm close. I'm I've been close to
Speaker 1: that for years. I talked to my friends like this
Speaker 1: guy that I'm like holy ship, like, yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: go full on crazis because like I know, I know good,
Speaker 1: I know decent white people. I can't become like a It.
Speaker 4: Starts with like the first thing is the point of
Speaker 4: no return is changing your name to like an African
Speaker 4: as fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I talked to my mom about that, and the
Speaker 4: weird thing was I thought she was gonna full fledge
Speaker 4: push back and be like you're being stupid, shut.
Speaker 1: Up, because because I was like, how would you feel if.
Speaker 4: I did something crazy like that? And she was like uh,
Speaker 4: And I was thinking, I was like, Mom, it's a
Speaker 4: great response. Are you like way more radical than you're
Speaker 4: Is she hiding her power level to where she's just
Speaker 4: like waiting for an excuse to become chukou or something
Speaker 4: that's crazy?
Speaker 1: It's because I'm like, wait, I thought you would be like,
Speaker 1: how dare you? That's your name? Your father gave me
Speaker 1: that name? She cares really, I mean, names mean so
Speaker 1: little at the same time while meaning so much. It's
Speaker 1: like one of those weird things where it's like your
Speaker 1: name means literally nothing and someone blows your brains out
Speaker 1: your name means nothing, you know, like it doesn't persist
Speaker 1: or stuff like that like that. It's like, really it's
Speaker 1: really nihilistic, like depressing. And I don't mean it to
Speaker 1: be so hyperbolic, but like being called up about your
Speaker 1: name and either direction is that kind of just no
Speaker 1: one's name is unique. So it's just kind of like
Speaker 1: its name is unique. It is, I bet it is.
Speaker 1: Literally what's his name unique? Oh? I saw my brain
Speaker 1: because I rolled my eyes so hard. My cousin's name
Speaker 1: is I kid you not, it's unique. It's dream unique,
Speaker 1: unique last name be able to find him New York,
Speaker 1: Dream from New York. Dream is not a specific enough name.
Speaker 1: I know another person I know to people named Dreamed,
Speaker 1: one other and other than him and one other person
Speaker 1: the name dream. It doesn't bother me. That's a dumb
Speaker 1: fucking name.
Speaker 4: It looks it is, but it doesn't. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of dumb names. I mean, actually, yeah, that's exactly.
Speaker 1: That my name. Well, that would be their stupid fucking
Speaker 1: rapper name or something, right, that would be like, I
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't rap doesn't.
Speaker 4: Dream Am is Actually I think I might give dream
Speaker 4: Am a listen, at least a dream Dream.
Speaker 1: It's not horrible like some of the worst I've ever heard,
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, he's like a skater black kid, which
Speaker 1: obviously makes well, No, he's he's also not a kid anymore.
Speaker 1: He's like a grown man taga, he's like twenty four. No,
Speaker 1: it's weird to think that, Like could I change my
Speaker 1: name or something like that? Could I know, could I
Speaker 1: be like like big New Way to Chung Daway. You're
Speaker 1: definitely part Afrihan, that's Puerto Rican. You're like that, very
Speaker 1: likely you are West African, but like not enough to
Speaker 1: hurt the matter, you know, like I don't know if
Speaker 1: you want to you can, I don't care, but like
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. We like you got to
Speaker 1: be aware of the conversation.
Speaker 4: To me, knowing that you're not like a seething racist,
Speaker 4: it wouldn't really bother you know, like.
Speaker 1: It's on Twitter. If a lot of people would be confused,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? That's just a joke for you, So
Speaker 1: I understand, Like that's funny if it's a joke, but
Speaker 1: like there's better jokes.
Speaker 4: That's a that's a hard that's a very thorough joke
Speaker 4: to go through the whole process and change your fucking name.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, that was fun or let me pull
Speaker 1: out the other form again. Well, dude's speaking of fun names.
Speaker 5: We got a dude, I love I love this story
Speaker 5: so far about the CEO killer. His name turns It
Speaker 5: turns out his name is what is it Luigi?
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound really it's too Italian.
Speaker 5: It literally sounds like the names that we would make
Speaker 5: up for that stupid mob thing.
Speaker 1: You. Yeah, that's Luigi Mangioni, the fucking I don't know
Speaker 1: the scout. This guy he's like, he sounds like he
Speaker 1: sounds like like a.
Speaker 4: He's a mob boss and at the same time a
Speaker 4: really good baseball player.
Speaker 1: Like there's like something like going on with this guy.
Speaker 1: That's like it Italian, don't really good switch anymore. That
Speaker 1: was the twenties, bro, It was I know, it's the
Speaker 1: Japanese is taking over. I know it was. It was.
Speaker 1: It was the Italians and then the black people came in.
Speaker 1: They were like the times kind of got moved out,
Speaker 1: and then the Dominicans skin the Cuban showed up and
Speaker 1: now they had their way. And now the Japanese are
Speaker 1: Japanese are doing really well, right, are they? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like even there's there's a few of them over in
Speaker 4: Los Angeles. There was a big one that was recently Angels.
Speaker 4: He was, he was in he was on the Angels
Speaker 4: and he went remember he went.
Speaker 1: To the and they want a pen. I have no
Speaker 1: reason to remember that name. You're from New York. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just know that he was those names a demon.
Speaker 1: He was also really well good. I couldn't tell you
Speaker 1: a single Yankee today. That's oh yeah, today, of course
Speaker 1: I get that. Today. You want to say that's impossible.
Speaker 1: You want to say that. I was like, no way,
Speaker 1: you just was he was. Eventually he was. He was
Speaker 1: a so first actually didn't know that it was. Well
Speaker 1: the house that Roof built, that was the name of
Speaker 1: the city. It's called Yankees. There was a nickname, sorry nickname,
Speaker 1: I know what called it, the house that Ruth built.
Speaker 1: Can you do five? Can you do five? All time? Yankees?
Speaker 1: I mean so you can you get babe with one
Speaker 1: of them? Okay, Babe, RUTHI matsui yah dark theater. Okay,
Speaker 1: you already, you're good. I don't know two other ones
Speaker 1: on the yeah, a rod what more, what more? I
Speaker 1: don't know ball Z mcbass I really know, I really have.
Speaker 1: You can name one more. I don't know another one
Speaker 1: actually Strawberry, it's a mascot. Yeah yeah, but he did
Speaker 1: play Daryl. Strawberry is a black man. Black man who
Speaker 1: was very talented, had a Strawberry problem. That's a sad situation.
Speaker 1: Really talented guy had a really bad drag problem.
Speaker 4: The only reason I really know about Darryl Strawberry is
Speaker 4: because of The Simpsons. So they had they had a
Speaker 4: softball the nuclear power plant had a softball tournament and
Speaker 4: he was in for some redy is it fucking birds
Speaker 4: and just hired just all major league baseball players and
Speaker 4: then there was like Homer. It was like Homer was
Speaker 4: trying to like be on the team, but then he
Speaker 4: easily got replaced by Doe Strawberry.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at baseball.
Speaker 4: There was Roger Clemens. Who else was on there? It
Speaker 4: is I'm not gonna name the whole thing, but that's
Speaker 4: a great episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I only remember exactly for and that's it. I
Speaker 1: don't know anymore. I never heard Darris Robbery in my
Speaker 1: life is good enough? You know what? It's good You don't,
Speaker 1: we don't, we're not We're not even in New York. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just like that baseball. I just like the hen
Speaker 1: It's a good looking at Grandma. It's on everybody who's
Speaker 1: making who say crazy? Sit right now? You see like
Speaker 1: there's you see.
Speaker 5: I don't so I actually have been following that, that
Speaker 5: weird case with the guy who choked out the homes.
Speaker 1: Oh the fucking marine or what? Yeah? Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: is that about? I didn't hear about that.
Speaker 4: This is an older case where it became another fucking
Speaker 4: culture war issue where it clearly shouldn't have been. There's
Speaker 4: just this handsome marine. This is why the divide happened.
Speaker 4: Handsome white marine chokes out this mentally ill Michael Jackson
Speaker 4: impersonators black dude on one of the subways or whatever.
Speaker 4: He was saying some hostile stuff, but he clearly he
Speaker 4: was kind of being hostile, begging for like money or food.
Speaker 4: And then this guy chokes him out for six fucking minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh that's outrageous.
Speaker 4: And he got off first thing, look like he got off.
Speaker 4: And the idea that him.
Speaker 1: Knowing he knows CQC. Yeah, you know, he's a marine.
Speaker 1: He's a marine.
Speaker 4: One of his instructors or somebody testified saying like, yeah,
Speaker 4: he should have known better to not choke him out
Speaker 4: for six minutes, because choking out somebody for a minute
Speaker 4: is death, right, you blood choke somebody, they passed out
Speaker 4: within seconds. If you choke him out for minutes, of
Speaker 4: course they're fucking dead. But he still got off, and
Speaker 4: mostly because he's a marine.
Speaker 1: Of course he's dead. Of course you can't survive being
Speaker 1: affixiated for that long. It's insane because he just why.
Speaker 4: So he got off and it became one of those
Speaker 4: things where it's like the problem is he's a marine
Speaker 4: and he's too handsome.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest problem. If you look at his If
Speaker 1: you look at him, I was like, that's a good
Speaker 1: looking guy. The sympathy now dirty, poor black crazy And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, you you the writing was
Speaker 1: on the wall. Yeah, we all know if the if
Speaker 1: it was reversed, if some filthy fucking let's just say,
Speaker 1: if George Floyd choked down somebody, yeah, some beautiful white
Speaker 1: guy different, very different.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah his uh, I think there was somebody
Speaker 5: from his family or whatever that was, Like, is where
Speaker 5: any eggy had going, like, hey.
Speaker 1: Yo, kill people.
Speaker 5: It's like or some crazy ship I'm not even joking.
Speaker 5: I think they're just like, Yo, what the fuck kill people?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen that so much murder?
Speaker 1: You know? What do you know Vinnie Pez?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course he fucking posted on the story too.
Speaker 4: What mud they're talking about? Luigi Muller people?
Speaker 1: That sound was tailor made for this situation? Was it not?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: That was not any time? He was like recording me
Speaker 1: now I'm seeing the future.
Speaker 5: It's so it's so it's so New York coded, and
Speaker 5: that it's so specific.
Speaker 1: He was the greatest guy around. What about the people
Speaker 1: he murdered? What mar It sounds so fake speaking like that.
Speaker 1: It's like shout out to the Italians coming back to relevance.
Speaker 1: Bro y'all been y'all been on a sleep in the
Speaker 1: downhill for a little while. You know, not much happened
Speaker 1: for them. They've been getting.
Speaker 4: Shot on relentlessly. For people are starting to realize this
Speaker 4: isn't real. These people are like they're they're all kind
Speaker 4: of like playing a role. And it started to bleed
Speaker 4: into other you know, at a guy that from Sicily
Speaker 4: that went to our school, and I was like, all right, Manthon,
Speaker 4: you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta chill out
Speaker 4: a little bit because he was so yeah, and they
Speaker 4: had so much gold, and I was like, hey.
Speaker 1: Man, you live in California.
Speaker 4: This is not this is not Maybe maybe you can
Speaker 4: fit in and Glendale little bit because they were kind
Speaker 4: of doing some like mafioso.
Speaker 1: Ship their homogeneous sort of they sort of Armenian Armenians
Speaker 1: design their American heritage, probably off of Italians, it seems
Speaker 1: it seems like this is like it seems this is
Speaker 1: this is what European. This is what europe America act like.
Speaker 1: You know, this is Europeans in America act like if
Speaker 1: you're like a European person and raised in America, you
Speaker 1: were a lot of gold. You were like a lot
Speaker 1: of you know, very gaudy esque things. Yeah, don't respect
Speaker 1: any of my Armenian friends. Zero all of them, but
Speaker 1: zero of them, all genuinely three of them. But like
Speaker 1: it's that's just how they act, you know, because growing
Speaker 1: up around Italians from New York, the ones that I
Speaker 1: was cool with, they were either that kind of like
Speaker 1: you know, forget about like but that wasn't them. That
Speaker 1: was like their uncles, their uncles and ships. It was
Speaker 1: for some reason the younger people. The younger people acted
Speaker 1: like niggas. They were just like, oh, we're just essentially niggas.
Speaker 1: They speak and act exactly like the way I did
Speaker 1: when I lived there. But they were just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that shit sounds obnoxious. That ship is like they like,
Speaker 1: why do they just like when it's like when you're
Speaker 1: Hispanic and you talk to Jamaican or Cribbey people talk
Speaker 1: it to their parents, Like every time I talk to
Speaker 1: my dad, I'm like, Dad, stop talking like that. You
Speaker 1: sound stupid that He's like why why why? Why a me?
Speaker 1: Huh all weird. It's like, dude, stop sound fuck doing that.
Speaker 1: You sound like Sebastian bro I. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I witnessed that with the Kamara Usman when he was
Speaker 4: champion and then he started talking to his dad because
Speaker 4: Kamarasman sounds like this, Hey, I'm kamoraw Ousman.
Speaker 1: What's up? You know I'm Kamara Usman. He then he
Speaker 1: was talking to his dad. I know, no, I am.
Speaker 1: They're Nigerian and I was like, hellok, and I was
Speaker 1: like I was like, I was like why, Homer said
Speaker 1: asked me. I was like, what's happening?
Speaker 4: It was so like it was like it was such
Speaker 4: a switch to I need to talk this way to
Speaker 4: my O this so he completely understands what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know that. I thought that was like,
Speaker 1: you're just American. You're American, that's why. So you don't
Speaker 1: have because your parents speak exactly.
Speaker 4: It's a code switch in a way that I thought
Speaker 4: disrespectful and fake. But then I saw it like happened.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh my god, this is like a
Speaker 4: real thing. And that was the first time I saw that,
Speaker 4: like genuine.
Speaker 1: It's how it it. That's how it is when you
Speaker 1: have a family that's not from the same place as
Speaker 1: you know, because that's how I speak to my dad.
Speaker 1: I speaking my dad in pots a while because of
Speaker 1: the fact that that's how he speaks. You know. That
Speaker 1: was like in the house conversation with him, yeah, post
Speaker 1: like outside I talk like this, you know, yeah you're talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: same thing with like Lily and like you guys spokes
Speaker 1: she sounds like a fucking white woman essentially, you know.
Speaker 1: But like when she's how he speaks to her mom,
Speaker 1: she sounds very Hispanic. That's just how it works, because
Speaker 1: especially if your parents speak a different language too, that
Speaker 1: is what happened. You know, every every foreign, everybody with
Speaker 1: foreign does that same thing with like your I'm sure
Speaker 1: like when your mom was speaking term mom, she wouldn't
Speaker 1: talk to somebody spoke to you. I guess she would
Speaker 1: sound she would sound way more Spanish. Well, she would
Speaker 1: speak Spanish well well exactly, she wouldn't speak it the
Speaker 1: way I Speakish. I sound like a prompters.
Speaker 4: That should be you should be beaten savage, like if
Speaker 4: anyone ever said it like that, it's just everyone's shot immediately.
Speaker 1: I remember the last episode. I was trying to say
Speaker 1: I don't know any music in Spanish, and instead of saying,
Speaker 1: like you know, instead of saying you're not saying music
Speaker 1: that spend, I said you'll know music in Spanish. And
Speaker 1: I was like, that's so music and Spanish. Huh, So
Speaker 1: you said I don't I don't music in Spanish. I
Speaker 1: said it the wrong I said it the wrong way,
Speaker 1: trying to say it the right way by saying it
Speaker 1: in Spanish. One time, most people say the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: I would imagine you have to Yeah, he trying to
Speaker 1: say the wrong thing.
Speaker 5: You're right, really specific whatever anyway, So this guy shot
Speaker 5: some guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about how fucking handsome this guy is too,
Speaker 1: not about he's a good looking dude.
Speaker 4: The fuck like it was even okay, we saw the
Speaker 4: CCTV of his face and like, that's a handsome guy.
Speaker 4: And then they showed pictures of him, this nigga hiking
Speaker 4: and he's fucking jacked.
Speaker 1: He's at least he at least was jacked at something
Speaker 1: was jacked at some point. That foot looks fake.
Speaker 5: Also, it's really very weird because like he's he's toned
Speaker 5: here but nowhere else.
Speaker 1: It's very weird.
Speaker 4: He's specifically like harn't like focused on a specific area
Speaker 4: or genetically.
Speaker 1: He's just built weird in that way. He has a
Speaker 1: strong core, like really but it's like he has a
Speaker 1: strong core, but then he worked nothing else out. It's
Speaker 1: like it's so weird. He was he looked good in
Speaker 1: other places, but it just looked way too good.
Speaker 4: It it looked like the torso of a professional bodybuilder,
Speaker 4: and then the other parts were very lackluster, be freak
Speaker 4: genetics where he's only gifted in his fucking aps and
Speaker 4: it's like that's.
Speaker 1: Why he took it on.
Speaker 5: He's like they they'll try to shoot me in the
Speaker 5: gut if they catch me, but they'll never be able
Speaker 5: to penetrate my abs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's clear that he was. Wow, he was. It
Speaker 1: was he was rooted out for a while, very clearly.
Speaker 1: I think he was just probably like he was.
Speaker 4: Way too big for that. That is not a normal
Speaker 4: size human. That's not really he's twenty six.
Speaker 1: As big as he was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just the amount of knowledge I have in
Speaker 4: the in the in the industry and seeing what is
Speaker 4: natural and capable versus what is not. Especially the one
Speaker 4: thing that people always forget a sustainability. When you see
Speaker 4: people looking that jacked in just in a setting like
Speaker 4: that and it's not polished, they shrunk in themselves. They
Speaker 4: dehydrated themselves. Like you know how people take photos professional
Speaker 4: photos to look as jacked as possible. Like there's this
Speaker 4: guy used to work out with named Tim where in
Speaker 4: his professional setting he looked like a Greek god, but
Speaker 4: when he saw him in person, he doesn't look like
Speaker 4: that because there's more water on him. He's a regular.
Speaker 4: When you see someone that jacked in a normal setting,
Speaker 4: it's fucking steroids.
Speaker 1: I need you. I don't know. I don't have the
Speaker 1: same eye as you, but I've seen people who are
Speaker 1: like just artistan in insanely good shape, and I see
Speaker 1: people who are like, you know, like just obviously, Like
Speaker 1: I've seen some roided out niggas that look like, oh
Speaker 1: you look disgusting, Like there's like real obviously. But I
Speaker 1: didn't think he looked. I think he just like he
Speaker 1: has like a really strong core, clearly because he was
Speaker 1: a climbers. I was like, oh, I'd imagine you have
Speaker 1: like a strong course with that, but he also has
Speaker 1: this injured probably probably cycles all the way back into
Speaker 1: why he did that, Like literally he probably got injured
Speaker 1: so he couldn't live the life style he was living
Speaker 1: morning anymore. Yeah, so it was like I'm gonna catch
Speaker 1: you slipping, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The idea is there's a lot of people that can
Speaker 4: look really good naturally, but sustaining it is a different thing.
Speaker 4: That is especially in a natural setting where you're not
Speaker 4: specifically trying to capture the best lighting of yourself and
Speaker 4: you're flexing like you know, like people are doing to
Speaker 4: look as jack as possible. He was in a very
Speaker 4: casual like it was almost like kind of from the
Speaker 4: side too. I was like, that was a very natural
Speaker 4: photo where it wasn't just like he's posing or something,
Speaker 4: and I was like, he's so ripped in that, like
Speaker 4: the abs are protruding so much that that is a help.
Speaker 4: And another thing he the people that he follows, like
Speaker 4: he follows Joe Rogan, who you know, their old juice head. Uh,
Speaker 4: this fucking terrible rapper named Zoobie, which I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought. I was like, is this a joke? Is
Speaker 1: he following him for the memes?
Speaker 4: But I was like, Zoobie's not even you wouldn't even
Speaker 4: follow him for them, like because he's not producing anything
Speaker 4: embarrassing that he's just he's a bad rapper and he's
Speaker 4: really stupid. It's one of those things where he yeah,
Speaker 4: he got let's put it this way. Actually he is
Speaker 4: that bad at rapping. Let's put it this way. Because
Speaker 4: I was telling Jojo this, he's worse than Tom McDonald.
Speaker 4: That is crazy Tom McDonald at least if he wasn't
Speaker 4: like doing all this woke stuff, he would just be
Speaker 4: like a bad Midwestern like clown rapper to me, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, they he'd be like one of
Speaker 4: those guys. He'd be like friends with insane, twisted or whatever.
Speaker 4: The fuck he'd be like one of those.
Speaker 1: People, like exactly a passing grade. Yeah right.
Speaker 4: I'm like, he's fine for that stuff. Like I think
Speaker 4: most of that stuff is trash, like the but it's
Speaker 4: fine for people that listen to it they want.
Speaker 1: But come on, you know it is. Oh it's horrible, yeahslerible.
Speaker 1: But for for them, the fago drinking, fucking meth heads,
Speaker 1: they love it. What makes it so insane is that
Speaker 1: m will always be attached to them because of the
Speaker 1: fact he is, unfortunately a Midwest white rapper. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's always gonna be attached to those motherfuckers. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so good though, And they did they beef before
Speaker 1: I even knew who the fuck they were. They beat
Speaker 1: the Eminem and it was like, guys, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know they were back and sit down. Come on. Especially
Speaker 1: that era of him too, like beefing with Eminem now
Speaker 1: is like he's gonna say something like wordplay you you
Speaker 1: can be like this motherfucker is old and he's dumb.
Speaker 1: It's like that, but that era two thousands, Eminem, you
Speaker 1: don't don't do that to yourself, really dumb. He's gonna
Speaker 1: make a song he saw you did the jou. He
Speaker 1: put jaw Rule, he put d Roll in his lap
Speaker 1: and fucked him and heart to the point D's career
Speaker 1: died was one of the biggest artists at that time
Speaker 1: of the killed his career. That is insane. You gotta
Speaker 1: be careful, like say he killed him. Look the one
Speaker 1: is still dead. He is still dead. He is still dead.
Speaker 1: He literally never recovered because then.
Speaker 5: He have his daughter on the track and ask you, like,
Speaker 5: am I bigger than jo Rule? He was like, nah,
Speaker 5: the same size. I think I remember, I remember hearing that,
Speaker 5: like this is so mean for no reason.
Speaker 1: Jar Roll is an idiot like he was.
Speaker 4: He was, he was fake and you don't stay It's
Speaker 4: like the Grift are right, stay in your lane exactly,
Speaker 4: you know, like don't.
Speaker 1: Fly too close to the sun.
Speaker 4: Don't try to act like that's what that ani pants
Speaker 4: fuck did where he was like trying, I'm gonna start
Speaker 4: beefing with the act man and all this ship. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 4: just rift and make your money. Stop trying to put
Speaker 4: yourself out there as if you're somebody real. And then
Speaker 4: you respond to them and it's like you have all
Speaker 4: the canon father in the f world.
Speaker 1: To destroy them.
Speaker 5: The problem with beef in in that context is that
Speaker 5: it always comes you cannot be an anonymous person beefing
Speaker 5: with somebody who is not anonymous. It just doesn't like
Speaker 5: it just comes across as inherently lame. Oh here's Andy
Speaker 5: Pants gaming where you can't see his face versus the
Speaker 5: activand and that's him.
Speaker 1: It's like there's there's you can't him and it's barely
Speaker 1: just barely a character to him, like you know him too,
Speaker 1: it's like that's him right right, But like also just
Speaker 1: like imagine Eminem versus jaw Rule.
Speaker 5: But Eminem never showed his face and he was like
Speaker 5: he never went on to he was just like hiding, yeah,
Speaker 5: and he was just like it it's.
Speaker 1: A lot of ruins everything. Yeah, that's true, Like you
Speaker 1: trade a lot for your animy. But the thing is that,
Speaker 1: like people have to understand you don't have like in
Speaker 1: a rap well particularly now now especially that and it's
Speaker 1: very much so done by Kanye. People don't want to
Speaker 1: give him credit for that. You don't have to be
Speaker 1: a thug to be a hipop artists anymore. Kanye, what's
Speaker 1: so broke that broke that mold of like you don't
Speaker 1: have to be like a thuggish ripper. He was probably
Speaker 1: the biggest that made people be like oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: because even m was a thug like Eminem wasn't like
Speaker 1: well he wasn't a gang member that that, but he was.
Speaker 1: He was out there and.
Speaker 4: He was finding with people that he was doing sh it,
Speaker 4: you know. Unfortunately he was running with people. I mean,
Speaker 4: the D twelve niggas were insane. You know, they were
Speaker 4: definitely doing what they need doing. He was just friends
Speaker 4: with that. But he was like he's like my homies.
Speaker 1: You know him in the nineties, kicking a dog into
Speaker 1: a plain Propeller. You'll line me up in a plain
Speaker 1: Propellers crazy tea, yeah plane like Indiana Joe's. It's like
Speaker 1: a sessiona or whatever. Just I don't know. So like
Speaker 1: people like now when people beef with you, it's like
Speaker 1: I don't care, dude, Like you can just do the
Speaker 1: whole Like I don't care about the beef man, like whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, I have to go back just
Speaker 1: the rap thing. But it's like you don't really have to.
Speaker 1: Like people have tried to be for logic lodges like
Speaker 1: I don't care, man, have a good one, he Co'm
Speaker 1: gonna go play Mario car have a blessed time. Well,
Speaker 1: some beefs. I mean, this guy clearly had a bit
Speaker 1: of a beef. They had a big beef and this
Speaker 1: was it was one. It was.
Speaker 4: It was a massacring like the CEO Brian Thompson I
Speaker 4: think it was or whatever. Didn't even really, I don't care,
Speaker 4: but it does it actually not even even I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be I'm gonna be completely honest, because I was seeing
Speaker 4: a lot of people trying to at least do the
Speaker 4: caveat of I hate when people do this because it's
Speaker 4: kind of also Number one, everybody already you don't need
Speaker 4: to say this, but when people say, well it feel
Speaker 4: bad for the kids, or we're like, yeah, obviously, well
Speaker 4: it doesn't need to be fucking stated.
Speaker 1: But however, I was like, let me, let me even
Speaker 1: challenge that a little bit. The odds are those kids
Speaker 1: are going to just carry this.
Speaker 4: They're basically going to carry the legacy of the and
Speaker 4: they're going to become terrible fucking people in their own
Speaker 4: rights and become heads of companies to do terrible things.
Speaker 1: So it's not like it's in the way. It's like
Speaker 1: the odds are every.
Speaker 4: Once in a while you have the the the what
Speaker 4: do you call it, You have the the odd one
Speaker 4: out or the outlier that someone like say elon Musk
Speaker 4: kids is like, you're a piece of shit. I don't
Speaker 4: want anything to do with you. But I'm sure some
Speaker 4: of them, there's probably actually a lot of them, because
Speaker 4: he just doesn't want anything to do with them.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, but say, I mean a few of his
Speaker 1: kids have openly been like you suck.
Speaker 4: That's mainly because he probably since he's a terrible father
Speaker 4: and he's not doing anything. But think about I was
Speaker 4: thinking of like Rupert Murdock, right, he's gonna die pretty soon,
Speaker 4: and people like his one of his sons who's like
Speaker 4: a piece of shit, he's gonna be the next in line.
Speaker 4: There's one of his other sons that's actually voted for
Speaker 4: Biden and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But they're still kind of.
Speaker 4: Close, you know what I mean. But it's like these
Speaker 4: people are all groomed and they're all on average, like
Speaker 4: very wealthy. They don't actually care about people on average,
Speaker 4: there's just that one outlier, that one dude.
Speaker 1: Very rarely do people grow up in a system of
Speaker 1: like people being shitty and they grew up. That'd be different,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, because that's that could be some sort
Speaker 1: of like external force that like helps them. Like, oh
Speaker 1: this is different. Yeah, is like a different situation.
Speaker 5: It's like all the like, Yeah, it's like when when
Speaker 5: Elliott met e T. You know, explain you remember you
Speaker 5: remember Et the movie Elliott was like a gang member.
Speaker 1: I do remember. I remember them. Thomas T was Is
Speaker 1: that not? What? What did you call him? Ethan Thomas?
Speaker 1: Ethan Thomas the Extra Terrestrial? Is that not his name?
Speaker 1: I think it is Ernest Turns. It's not my bad,
Speaker 1: I forgot it. Actually, you're round. I'm so sorry for
Speaker 1: saying that. I'm so sorry. What am I thinking? Obviously, Ernest,
Speaker 1: he's an alien. Obviously it's not Ethan Thomas. That's a
Speaker 1: human fucking name, dude.
Speaker 5: Due in that movie, like Elliot's a gang member and
Speaker 5: then he needs ET and then he changes his ways.
Speaker 1: Right, remember that when he gives the species that he gets,
Speaker 1: so he gets them from a kid's body he just killed.
Speaker 1: It's actually Fendyl, a little table. I would you know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. If aliens came to Earth, I would give
Speaker 1: them Fenton all. I would give them.
Speaker 5: What if it powers them up there? What if they're chemistry, what.
Speaker 1: If it's like it's like the Limitless breaks up evolves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was, well, I was taking the Limitless pill from
Speaker 1: that movie. But oh my god, even I didn't. I
Speaker 1: just know I saw it. I for some reason, I
Speaker 1: saw that movie. Movie was dumb as ship, but it
Speaker 1: was also entertaining. It wasn't entertaining.
Speaker 4: And then I was like one of h. Bradley Cooper's
Speaker 4: like first movies outside of the Hangover.
Speaker 5: It was it was right after Hangover, like, let's give
Speaker 5: you an action movie. And yeah, he was like, all right,
Speaker 5: I guess that is what you do.
Speaker 4: That's back because that usually kills people's careers. Like it was,
Speaker 4: so who's that He's a good actor. So who's that
Speaker 4: fucking guy the the abs kid from from A from
Speaker 4: the Vampire movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny how you knew that immediately. I am
Speaker 1: quite unfortunately, I'm quite a swat Twilight fan, ironically ironically
Speaker 1: but ironically it is still a fan of it. You know.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on a second. Uh So my big problem
Speaker 4: with the Twilight I go for years it's not even
Speaker 4: so it's not even just the moo. It's just the
Speaker 4: premises of how they changed, and not even in a
Speaker 4: cool way, the way they changed vampires and likings in
Speaker 4: a way that it's so gay. Yeah, but like that's
Speaker 4: because like I don't know, never mind the right I
Speaker 4: can watch some slocking bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's a story created by a young Mormon girl who
Speaker 1: was afraid to really identify her weird sexuality. So instead
Speaker 1: of her being like, oh, these things like I'm attracted
Speaker 1: to clearly older men in a strange way, and I'm
Speaker 1: obviously a bit of a furry, She's like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to make werewolves and vampires and they're all hot and
Speaker 1: they love me, and then I'm gonna have like a
Speaker 1: weird pro life moment in there as well too, And
Speaker 1: it's like this, it is what it is. It is
Speaker 1: what it is. I think it's fun a freak. I
Speaker 1: can't even fault that really. Yeah, it's like most people
Speaker 1: just what I'm in doing, I'm gonna jerk off and die. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was. She was just like, I'm gonn to make
Speaker 1: this make me money. I'm gonna turn this into a
Speaker 1: fucking French Jephanie meers Bro. She's she's immortalized. Now she's
Speaker 1: like one of the highest selling book series of all times.
Speaker 1: That's that's cool. But that James, Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: guess he wrote that Bibles. The King James state nothing nothing.
Speaker 1: That's the crazy to think about King James family James
Speaker 1: being around still.
Speaker 5: Is is the Bible the Bible's public domain?
Speaker 1: I am imagine. So I don't even want to begin
Speaker 1: to think about that. It must be, you know what,
Speaker 1: the public domain I'm fucking editing about. We're making one
Speaker 1: eye put extra, we're making the Bible.
Speaker 5: You can absolutely make your own Bible. I think I
Speaker 5: think you can, and I think you can call it
Speaker 5: the Bible.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can. I think you can.
Speaker 1: I think they have different names. Trump printed a Bible
Speaker 1: with the Constitution. That is very true. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure we're the same words of the Bible.
Speaker 4: It must be public domain then if you can just
Speaker 4: do that, right, So we're gonna be the snark tank Bible.
Speaker 4: But it's literally just it's just a tank on it.
Speaker 4: But we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Oh and then the picture of this, of course, one
Speaker 1: picture of this is that's yeah, that's the it'll be
Speaker 1: that but in stained glass art, that's yo, that'd be sick.
Speaker 1: That is not sick. I get it, literally do we do?
Speaker 1: We know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna reach out stained glass artists, people who are
Speaker 4: like really good at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, everybody who's good at stained glass give us,
Speaker 1: get us, hit us up, hit us up. So people
Speaker 1: are begging for the wanted swing merch.
Speaker 4: They're begging for it, and then they're also, then you're
Speaker 4: gonna get your counter the stained glass Saint Swen, Saint Sweeney.
Speaker 1: We'll do the same. We'll do the same one as
Speaker 1: you normal this me you like smiling, like doing your
Speaker 1: thing or whatever, ye doing your ship. And then we
Speaker 1: got a little insane like a cloak bro we got
Speaker 1: you like grills on grill. That is so disgustingly, I
Speaker 1: feel like we got I'm not Christian at all. I
Speaker 1: think that's so disrespect I feel we got you, we
Speaker 1: got you, We're with you up.
Speaker 5: They must be public domain. I don't even know who
Speaker 5: you would who would you kind of right? Yeah, the
Speaker 5: like who has the licensing rights to the mind.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's like the penguin, right the you know, No,
Speaker 4: I don't ow my god, I meant the publishing house.
Speaker 4: The the I understood that immediately after I heard the
Speaker 4: first thing here do I mind is sucking Colin Farrow.
Speaker 1: Like Colin Farrell owns the Bible only as he only
Speaker 1: has the rights character fall asleep stop, he only has
Speaker 1: the rights of hecent character. As I was wal, the
Speaker 1: Bible is not entirely public domain as some versions are.
Speaker 1: The King James Bibles not public domain, but the Bible
Speaker 1: is some versions of it are. So let's just do that.
Speaker 1: Do the the what is it the Jing Cames Bible? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be the King James again because that's me the games.
Speaker 1: But the King James again, that's my name literally, kings
Speaker 1: stunned by Yeah, the King stun Bible. You can just
Speaker 1: say King James, but I am, but it is it
Speaker 1: is different James. I get, well, that is very true.
Speaker 1: It is true, I guess, and we just really small.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's sun Stunned King stunn Son. It's
Speaker 1: like the OJ book. Oh yeah if if Kingston's what
Speaker 1: if Bible? I did it. That was great. It's really smart.
Speaker 1: Smart on their behalf. It's he he played the meme
Speaker 1: too much anyway, Like yeah, shout out to shout out
Speaker 1: to the Mario and Luigi. Yeah you know what crazy name.
Speaker 1: No one saw it coming. I really, I really, My
Speaker 1: My first guest in these situations is always Dylan. Dylan's
Speaker 1: are just known school shooters. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Dylan's bad Yeah, something anything even.
Speaker 4: Like what did I say, Ethan? What did I say
Speaker 4: Ethan Thomas? Like that would it would have been like
Speaker 4: even Thomas would have been like, oh yeah he did
Speaker 4: it for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to understand this though we've never had
Speaker 1: this breed of one, you know, nothing close never, We've
Speaker 1: never had one different. He feels like a man at
Speaker 1: a time. Really, did you see he's not a twenty
Speaker 1: six year old's name?
Speaker 5: Way hilarious age hilarious age No, No, specifically because that's
Speaker 5: the age you get kicked off of your health insurance
Speaker 5: your parents.
Speaker 1: Clearly, that is so clearly something clearly something happened. Oh
Speaker 1: so you got his injury? Have you heard something like
Speaker 1: like there there has to like the many all of
Speaker 1: these pieces like clearly there's a thing here. Why you know,
Speaker 1: I heard a few things.
Speaker 4: Uh so there was I think probably back issues and
Speaker 4: having that was probably a thing I've heard some stuff
Speaker 4: that was going on with his with his grandparents.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was verified.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but one of the things was I think their
Speaker 4: family's company if I don't know if this is true,
Speaker 4: but this is what I heard, that his family's company
Speaker 4: was wrapped up and like say like nursing homes or
Speaker 4: something something that's say United Healthcare were swallowing up businesses
Speaker 4: basically their competition, which happened to do with their business.
Speaker 4: So it was hurting their business by you know how
Speaker 4: they are. They're giving offers you can't refuse, essentially the
Speaker 4: way that they do business. Yeah, and that's what I
Speaker 4: was hearing. The unfortunate thing is, Oh, so what was
Speaker 4: that one guy? There's a reporter that says he has
Speaker 4: his manifesto?
Speaker 1: Was his name A clip Clips? That sounds like not
Speaker 1: a real person.
Speaker 4: He doesn't sound real at all. I I bookmarked it.
Speaker 4: I haven't read anything yet.
Speaker 1: If that's the real manifesto, I did read it. You
Speaker 1: read it, yeah, but it's very short. Oh it's a
Speaker 1: little it's like two pages.
Speaker 4: This fucking Ivy League, fucking Valady touring guy just a
Speaker 4: short manifest stile and all those other assholes.
Speaker 1: Have like pages and page. Well, the thing is that
Speaker 1: I think that's why. I think that's why. No, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely I don't need to use a bunch of words.
Speaker 1: One is pain. He's smart that he is to the point.
Speaker 1: That is very true. You're absolutely right. I didn't really
Speaker 1: you don't mean much out of it. It is kind
Speaker 1: of like there is it's gay. Yeah, I'm Luigi. Let's
Speaker 1: go there.
Speaker 5: He did say like, uh, you know, uh, you know
Speaker 5: they deserve it, but like, you know whatever. He starts
Speaker 5: it off by being like, first of all, I respect
Speaker 5: the FEDS and what they do or whatever, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: all right, I don't really.
Speaker 1: This guy's kind of political politically he's confused. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you saw his who is falling on Twitter? That is
Speaker 1: absolutely true. Yes, he follows AOC clearly follows. He probably
Speaker 1: it's like you're very like a moderate young person, you
Speaker 1: know that's kind of trying to figure things out, like
Speaker 1: it's like most people are. But the thing is that
Speaker 1: he's just twenty six. You just kind of know what's
Speaker 1: going on, usually more oft than not, which also clearly insane.
Speaker 4: To be able to actually murder somebody little He's OK.
Speaker 1: He's calling to McDonald's too. By the way, do you
Speaker 1: see that the fucking guy who read the person who
Speaker 1: rated him out at the McDonald's is not going to
Speaker 1: get their reward because they didn't put the camera oney good, No,
Speaker 1: absolutely can't make this shut up. You cannot you cannot,
Speaker 1: howe But how thematically perfect is that? That's like, that
Speaker 1: is so perfectly thematic.
Speaker 5: It's like, hey, I did what you asked and they're
Speaker 5: like denied, Actually, yeah, you do qualify. You did do
Speaker 5: what we asked, but it wasn't through the right exact
Speaker 5: specific so you're not gonna get your life changing money.
Speaker 4: Sorry, thanks for killing They are complete perfect. You couldn't
Speaker 4: write this any better, except for if this was I
Speaker 4: would be very upset because I would feel like him
Speaker 4: getting caught at a McDonald's. How contrived. Like that's how
Speaker 4: I feel. This was like a story. Yeah, because this
Speaker 4: let's be real. How could you be this calculated to
Speaker 4: the way that he used the silence or the way
Speaker 4: that he did all the stiff that he did. Hear
Speaker 4: it showed people were testing in the field. How it
Speaker 4: would sound like in the shots. I saw some videos
Speaker 4: and it's like, yeah, I understand how he totally got
Speaker 4: away with it because it's so muffled in a way
Speaker 4: that beautifully.
Speaker 1: But then he went to McDonald's. You know what's crazy, Like, like,
Speaker 1: what's someone that does this? Clearly doesn't care about getting caught.
Speaker 1: He doesn't keep like you did, you did your you
Speaker 1: know like once once you kill the dragon, you sit
Speaker 1: down and you bleed out and you die. You know,
Speaker 1: you're like, I did what I needed to do.
Speaker 4: You know, I think he was prepared to die, right,
Speaker 4: he probably was prepared to die. He's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: not dead, what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, oh, I didn't plan for this. So
Speaker 1: he's just like running and then he's like, let's get
Speaker 1: a mac rib you know, like, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy to think that, Like he genuinely probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been caught at all if he didn't pull his
Speaker 1: mask down to flirt with that lady. Yes, once again,
Speaker 1: a woman ruining everything, A woman ruining everything, but also
Speaker 1: stereotypical Italian a doing It's so funny it was going
Speaker 1: on on the because it really was the only thing
Speaker 1: that really gave him away, right because everyone saw that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, not a good looking dude, what the fuck.
Speaker 4: So you're expecting some fucking monster. I was expecting this
Speaker 4: thing under the fucking.
Speaker 1: That's crue, you know, like I was like a white
Speaker 1: a white version, a white version of this white look
Speaker 1: and ask, motherfucker, but did you got you? Guys saw
Speaker 1: that his favorite Pokemon was a bread loom and he
Speaker 1: had it on his fucking thing, right, And then it
Speaker 1: was his proverb was what predlum is the Pokemon number
Speaker 1: two eight? Uh sweet six? And then it was Proverbs
Speaker 1: twenty eight verse six, where it's like what you call it?
Speaker 1: So it's a probably his favorite Pokemon was there in
Speaker 1: a proverb. So which one came first?
Speaker 4: Do you think the proverbs of the Pokemon of what
Speaker 4: he because obviously he he his favorite proverb came from
Speaker 4: the Pokemon or the proverssion came first?
Speaker 1: The problem with the pokemon the classic time. I think
Speaker 1: I think it's probably like he read the proverb and
Speaker 1: then he was like, what pokemon is proverb? Wait? Do
Speaker 1: you know what the proverb is? Is it even a
Speaker 1: good one? Yeah? Because if it's not good, then the
Speaker 1: pokem better? Better is a poor man who walks in
Speaker 1: integrity than a rich man who will crooked in his ways,
Speaker 1: which is literally like some like it's this is like,
Speaker 1: this is like me building a D and D character
Speaker 1: that's kind of silly but has a decent backstore, you know,
Speaker 1: like there's like there's a little character in there, you know,
Speaker 1: can you can turn into something. My favorite problem is
Speaker 1: I can't remember what the number is, but it says
Speaker 1: I think I think the line is copyright King James.
Speaker 1: I think it might be in the beginning or the end.
Speaker 1: That's such a dumb joke, but it's not a joke
Speaker 1: after right, King James James has a copyright for the
Speaker 1: end before copyright law before he died. Uh copyright And
Speaker 1: they're like, what is that? S is that? What is that?
Speaker 1: And then he pulls a little as he pulls a
Speaker 1: kid's mouth office dick. I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but let's look into it. Yeah, so, Luigi, Luigi, Luig.
Speaker 5: If the only way that you could write this better
Speaker 5: is if there is in fact to Mario out there
Speaker 5: that's the old like waiting to strike another one.
Speaker 4: There is for sure a Mario and his family, and
Speaker 4: I know, like journalists are digging, like I desperately.
Speaker 1: Need Mario yeah, we need Mario and then like that
Speaker 1: sounds like a fake thing.
Speaker 4: Mario Mangioni totally sounds but like, how are you not
Speaker 4: Mario mann There must be a Mario because that makes
Speaker 4: more sense than Luigi. So it's like there's definitely a
Speaker 4: Mario Mangioni.
Speaker 1: Mad Italian names, you know, like they're both like old
Speaker 1: world Italian names, like.
Speaker 5: Their assassin's creed names, like they're just not they're not contemporary,
Speaker 5: like Vinnie is, like even that's old, but like that's
Speaker 5: fairly contemporary old, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like sixties seventies York. You know.
Speaker 5: Any Luigi's I don't know a single well, you know,
Speaker 5: now my barber Ba was in Luigi, but he was
Speaker 5: seventy when I was like eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's young Luis, yeah, but god yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he could be cutting the hair of age. Yeah he could.
Speaker 1: He could be hanging on by a thread.
Speaker 4: Still, like you know, like that guy was living fucking green,
Speaker 4: but he's still cutting.
Speaker 1: You know, he's he's like damn, imagine that motherfucker is
Speaker 1: doing flips and ship. You think big big Dick Van
Speaker 1: Dyke can break dance. I think because you no one
Speaker 1: can break dance better than him. I don' think. I
Speaker 1: don't disagree. I think that'd be like, you know, like
Speaker 1: when you've used like last bit of your fuel, you're like,
Speaker 1: I only have a little bit pass away breakdancing. He
Speaker 1: used to a bakrancy, just like a nice backhand swinging
Speaker 1: like wow, that was bis Like thank you. If if
Speaker 1: Dick van Dyke can simply get on the ground and
Speaker 1: spin once, it's better and more impressive than like a
Speaker 1: breakdancer in his prime doing the hardest. I actually agree,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I actually agree with that. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with that. That actually literally makes sense because you
Speaker 1: should not expect that to do that break Did you
Speaker 1: hear that? Apparently the ray Gun lady wants to make
Speaker 1: a musical. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: People were tagging me in this because it said ray
Speaker 5: Gun the musical canceled.
Speaker 1: I can't escape this bitch. I really hate that bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't hate, I don't hate. I can't care about impressive.
Speaker 1: It's like this. I hate her because of the fact
Speaker 1: that she, like, that's so disrespectful to your one, your
Speaker 1: country won your country to an art form. To me,
Speaker 1: it's more just taking the slot of somebody who deserved it.
Speaker 1: That's all. Well, yeah, it's just it's just shadow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but shadow at least is good, you know,
Speaker 1: like yeah, but at least give it should it shouldn't
Speaker 1: be good. But it's not a game. She's not a breakdown.
Speaker 1: It's not be there. It shouldn't. I think it's a
Speaker 1: perfect analogy. In fact, I don't think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's perfect. It's very close. But at least shadow is
Speaker 1: a good creation. I think you're nick I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm nip at all. I'm not even defending
Speaker 1: it should not be. This is you, this is impression.
Speaker 1: This is you picking knits because.
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, look at no one's no one is
Speaker 4: pushing back. That shot of the urgery is good, like
Speaker 4: that's never been that's an even part of commons.
Speaker 1: No, no, I understand what I'm trying. What I'm trying to
Speaker 1: draw an analogy is that like, yes, they shouldn't be
Speaker 1: you're doing glass half full. No I'm not. You know
Speaker 1: you are you are you are You're at least this
Speaker 1: is good and yeah, fucking horrible, horrible.
Speaker 5: You get what you're doing, but it's you're doing that
Speaker 5: classic thing where it's like you say something and it's
Speaker 5: and what you say is dumb, game, stupid what you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you guys are like really good close friends,
Speaker 1: so make shut the buck up. You are close right
Speaker 1: to I don't even know you guys. I want didn't here,
Speaker 1: I'm back to back, not I'm not. I've been like,
Speaker 1: my name is a Bronzi. I killed this dude and
Speaker 1: his skin on. My name is Bronte Broad.
Speaker 5: I genuinely, I genuinely would have guessed Bronson before luisg Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bronson would have been dope though. Ronson's a crazy
Speaker 1: name because of that guy, because of fucking uh the
Speaker 1: movies Death Wait, Not Death Wish for Death Wish, the
Speaker 1: Death Wish Death Way. Yeah, there's Death Wish. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what's his name? It's something I don't know, Charles. You
Speaker 1: never have seen a Tom Harley movie, the Tom Hardy
Speaker 1: movie with a guy named Bronson, like an actual.
Speaker 4: Mean the actual that movie, bro. Think can say, Yeah,
Speaker 4: so the Tom Hardy Bronson, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: That movie's wild. That was like a like maybe like
Speaker 1: a twenty eleven movie or something. Uh, definitely something like
Speaker 1: post high school. From me, it's like maybe twenty between
Speaker 1: that and twenty thirteen. Oh so maybe it's a little
Speaker 1: lot of the movie's crazy. Yeah, you can see him
Speaker 1: butt ass naked in that movie. Yeah, I think he
Speaker 1: can see his dick tobit twice. One night it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: One night it's crazy. I mean, Tom Harty's got the
Speaker 1: DSLS too, like it's dangerous. It's dangers for whis old
Speaker 1: now though, which makes me sad. He's he's so much
Speaker 1: older than Hollywood actually always does that though when you
Speaker 1: get to see them like in a regular setting, like
Speaker 1: holy shit, they're grave. Like it's just so much like
Speaker 1: he wasn't young in Batman. When you think about that,
Speaker 1: he was like about my he was about our age,
Speaker 1: and Batman wasn't. He was old, and that I have
Speaker 1: I don't think he must have been like in his
Speaker 1: forties for Batman Man. That's crazy now, because then he
Speaker 1: would have to be. That was two thousand. Your despression
Speaker 1: of time is fuck you everage of time is more
Speaker 1: fucked than you think. Probably, I think anyone knows what
Speaker 1: do you mean? He's like, he's not sixty, he's probably
Speaker 1: in his middle. Well, he's looking eighty three year old.
Speaker 1: That's insane years old. He's walking around like that is insane.
Speaker 1: That would be insanity. Bag he played Venom. He started
Speaker 1: Venom when he was early nineties. He started playing Venom
Speaker 1: when ninety three, ninety four years old he started. He
Speaker 1: started playing Vinam at ninety now he's now he's seventy six.
Speaker 1: There's no concept of age to be that bad at time.
Speaker 1: Perception is crazy. I don't know, man, I thought it
Speaker 1: was yesterday tomorrow. It's like, maybe what we knew about
Speaker 1: time is wrong. Probably.
Speaker 4: I feel like everything we know about everything is different
Speaker 4: now because uh Luigi Mangioni really changed the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not I know what he should have. It's unfortunate. Well,
Speaker 1: I second, I saw his eyebrows under that, like over
Speaker 1: the thing. I was like, he's getting caught. He's too.
Speaker 5: Those look like the fakest like I have never seen
Speaker 5: eyebrows like that on a person. He looks like those
Speaker 5: fucking glasses, the Groucho Marx glasses.
Speaker 1: The reason there's a reason why you know Ninja's would
Speaker 1: do what they did where they'd cover themselves up so much.
Speaker 1: They'll cover up a lot more like so much because
Speaker 1: of the fact is like, if you're gonna if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make a devious move, I'm doing it in the
Speaker 1: dark of night, completely garbed that I can't be seen.
Speaker 1: The problem is this, dude, there's so much surveillance now
Speaker 1: to which makes it a different case. I would have
Speaker 1: wore a fat suit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like I would have been like that one
Speaker 4: guy that wore an old white he robbed a bank
Speaker 4: and he wore an old grandpa fucking oh esthetics And
Speaker 4: it took a while for them to figure out that
Speaker 4: that was it real and I was like, that's.
Speaker 1: Brilliant, it's really smart. Eventually they I think eventually, I don't.
Speaker 4: I think because I think big the criminal's biggest problems
Speaker 4: is that they always shoot their mouth off to somebody
Speaker 4: they fuck up. They eventually they had like it's used
Speaker 4: because all those type of the ones that do crazy
Speaker 4: things like that, I feel like they're all narcissists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they have to tell you they're brilliant.
Speaker 4: They want the credit, yes, and it's like, bro, shut
Speaker 4: the fuck up, don't go back to this scene of
Speaker 4: the crime. Like Luigi self aware that he's a he's
Speaker 4: a handsome guy.
Speaker 1: Smiling too. This bitch. I'm like, come on, he didn't care.
Speaker 1: I get, I.
Speaker 4: Know he didn't care, but also if he didn't care,
Speaker 4: why would he be uh veiled at all? You know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying, because like most people who don't care. Like,
Speaker 4: there was a guy there's this video I saw. I get,
Speaker 4: that's what, but like it's there was a guy that
Speaker 4: bought a used car and it's like all sales are final,
Speaker 4: and he's like, hey, this car is fucked up.
Speaker 1: Let me take it back, and they were like no,
Speaker 1: and then he.
Speaker 4: Said, if you don't take it back, I'm gonna crash
Speaker 4: my car into your dealership.
Speaker 1: Is that that video that we've been seeing online? Bro?
Speaker 1: And that dude video is cool?
Speaker 4: He he just rams into it and he's like, I
Speaker 4: told you. And then first, for some reason, he takes
Speaker 4: off his jacket and puts it on the car when
Speaker 4: he comes back and grabs it. And then this is
Speaker 4: how you know that he's also a decent person. He's like,
Speaker 4: is somebody under the car?
Speaker 1: Like money?
Speaker 4: He's like, hopefully, I hope I didn't run somebody over.
Speaker 4: And then he's like okay, whatever, and then he goes
Speaker 4: and he's just pacing out there, and I was like,
Speaker 4: this guy stood on business. But also he's not like
Speaker 4: a complete psychopath, if you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, someone that's going He clearly he
Speaker 1: kept his word. Yes he did, you know, yes he did.
Speaker 1: I think he said something outrages and he was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I said that. I gotta follow through. I'm not a liar.
Speaker 1: I'm not a lie. I know my dad told me
Speaker 1: to stand on business and don't talk about it.
Speaker 4: Be about it and guess what. It doesn't matter what
Speaker 4: it is. You were threatened to sexually assault someone, and
Speaker 4: guess what. You gotta stand on business, said like just
Speaker 4: a man, like you're not you're not gay, you have
Speaker 4: no you have no rapist mow in your body.
Speaker 1: But you're like I said it, I did say it.
Speaker 1: It's like that mean when the guys like.
Speaker 5: I said it on call of duty and it might not.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I I can't lie.
Speaker 1: Bro, you keep shooting me while I'm you keep shooting
Speaker 1: while I'm funy, I'm gonna rape your ass and whatever, bro, whatever,
Speaker 1: And they're like yourself like he you know, he knows
Speaker 1: that he has a tendency to spout off, but he
Speaker 1: cannot allow that to get in the way of him
Speaker 1: keeping his word.
Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, he's like, I'm so sorry, kid, kids, what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna track you down to beat ship. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: track you down your Mom's your name? You have to death?
Speaker 1: What's your name? I'm kid, I'm so sorry. Where do
Speaker 1: you live? Wait? Wait? Do you look at I'll find you.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Make it quick, like, let's not draw
Speaker 1: this out because I gotta do this. Uh one, two, three? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's upstairs. No, no, no, He's like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. He knocks on the fucking door and the
Speaker 1: other people can hear it. They they they that is
Speaker 1: because they hear through both of the head. It's like,
Speaker 1: I remember there was I remembd this movie was what
Speaker 1: does he got? His little kid was like looking at
Speaker 1: his neighbors. His neighbors like a fucking demon or something
Speaker 1: like that, and the neighbor he telescope or some ship
Speaker 1: disturb me. I don't know. It's it's way more demon
Speaker 1: with way more than seeing that. He like looks and
Speaker 1: he sees her and it's like fucking like lanky, fucking
Speaker 1: like fucking baba yaga looking bitch looks up and points
Speaker 1: at him and runs off, and he's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: that's scary. And then like a second later he looks
Speaker 1: down and he's is it running into the building he
Speaker 1: was in, and he's just like, what movie? Oh I
Speaker 1: forgot the name of the movie. I saw the clip
Speaker 1: on Twitter, and he that doesn't sound like is it old?
Speaker 1: Is an old movie? It's like a it's it's like
Speaker 1: a fucking probably a European movie made in the like
Speaker 1: early twenty ten or something like that. Damn, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like Despicable meme. So so she runs
Speaker 1: into the building and he turns and looks at the door,
Speaker 1: and it's like maybe he's on like the seventh floor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe four seconds later she bursts in a room and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this bitch is getting my Like every moment
Speaker 1: he's not looking at her, she's moving at like one
Speaker 1: hundred feet a second. You know, Wait, so is it
Speaker 1: that's insane? For Yeah, I'm aware, But is that's really crazy?
Speaker 5: Is is it like a weeping angel type situation like
Speaker 5: from Doctor Who? Or like the only move if you
Speaker 5: if you look away from him?
Speaker 1: Mmmmm? I the only while she's why he's observing her.
Speaker 1: She moved that regular speed. The moment he's not observing
Speaker 1: her speed is to the tenth degree increased. I guess
Speaker 1: that's fucking At that point, do you do? You just
Speaker 1: not do anything at that locked the door though, which
Speaker 1: is crazy. I should have at least locked the door.
Speaker 1: He'd even locked the bedroom door. Yeah, I'm not trying to.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're dead at that moment. I know
Speaker 1: you're like, what's the point. There's no point of being
Speaker 1: sad about dying when she's like that's about to happen,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: I hope I'm self aware in that moment, like enough
Speaker 4: to understand, and so I can at least try to just,
Speaker 4: you know, bust off one more rope before I die.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy, you know, like ten seconds, I'll show you.
Speaker 1: I'll try. I mean, I know, Oh you found Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I know what this is. I think I
Speaker 1: have seen this. Well, I've here a little bit more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's it's I don't know what movie this is. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this guy's all scary. Yeah you guys canna scare
Speaker 1: your fuck I don't care. Yeah, fuck your niggas. How
Speaker 1: long is this clip by the way, it's just like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't I can't tell this an adult
Speaker 1: or child. It's a child, right, Look, well, audience, how
Speaker 1: are you doing? Look that's not that fast. No, but Chris,
Speaker 1: that's just the person running Chris, because she was in
Speaker 1: a building before. Ah, that's no, No, you can't think
Speaker 1: I could Chris. She was building. She was in a
Speaker 1: building at an Unless you are jumping down flights of steps,
Speaker 1: gets this thing. We slid down like the fire escape,
Speaker 1: a big slide. You're not doing that. Most people have
Speaker 1: a big slide. And then look look at this part.
Speaker 1: How are you how's the audience doing? How are you? Guys?
Speaker 1: They're hanging in where the narration is going well enough
Speaker 1: to where she runs in. All right, cool, completely normal speed.
Speaker 1: This is normal speed. This is normal speed.
Speaker 4: Right, all right, he's just kind of chilling. He's not
Speaker 4: really that concerned.
Speaker 1: He's in shock. He's like, okay, this is weird. It's
Speaker 1: a little bit in shock. Yeah. It turns around very slowly.
Speaker 1: So bitch at the door, she's taking a little too long.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's really she's coming in slowly.
Speaker 5: Now, It's really not that crazy.
Speaker 4: So she's oh wait, she's so wait. Oh the door
Speaker 4: hasn't been open. It's just a camera trick. Okay, now
Speaker 4: she comes.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a reasonable amount of time, and
Speaker 1: that is Chris, this has been a minute. That's not that.
Speaker 1: I mean, Chris, this has been a minute. It's definitely
Speaker 1: not a reasonable amount of time. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I you call me like anime brained, but that is
Speaker 1: not people moving. That fact, you're not getting down a building,
Speaker 1: across the street and up into another building. I feel
Speaker 1: in less than a minute, you can't do that, Chris.
Speaker 1: I bet I could, Chris, I really, I know you're kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of not kidding. I Chris, you could not. Okay, Chris,
Speaker 1: you could not. I believe I can. Chris. I like this.
Speaker 1: I like that. I'm happy or confident, but it's like
Speaker 1: it's like testing, like can I punch a rhino one?
Speaker 1: It's like, you can't. You think you can't. I think that.
Speaker 1: I think. I feel like maybe you can't do it,
Speaker 1: and you're projecting. I know. I know I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I know I can't do even if I'm most athletic,
Speaker 1: I could not do that. But I know you can't
Speaker 1: do that, because you could do that, Chris, you'd be
Speaker 1: in a sport somewhere making millions of dollars. But I
Speaker 1: don't would you would be doing something that is so
Speaker 1: not this because you'd be making billions. How do you know?
Speaker 1: This isn't my talent? But I'm not interested in doing it.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you're so insane. True.
Speaker 4: I have a friend who's who's a prodigy a guitar
Speaker 4: and he just doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Jaalen Jalen is a complete athlete if you wanted to be,
Speaker 1: and if you if you didn't get hurt, he could
Speaker 1: have absolutely been an athlete you want. But you said
Speaker 1: if he didn't get hurt, that's true, he could still
Speaker 1: probably do be decent enough. He fell into a wall
Speaker 1: race enclosure when we were young, and a wall was
Speaker 1: just laid on him. He didn't hurt him inclosure. How
Speaker 1: did that happen? We were at the wall Rest Museum. Museum,
Speaker 1: you see, I'm not even at Zoo, not even I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure that are aquariums if I'm not mistaken, right,
Speaker 1: museum dedicated to Walris's. Is it Walris' or is it
Speaker 1: Wallrye waus it's Waice.
Speaker 4: Is that how you would say multiple Maurice's You like
Speaker 4: Maurice from like beating the beast Maurice and them Maurice's
Speaker 4: multiple Maurice.
Speaker 1: I think I think Maurice is like like one of
Speaker 1: those dear, dear kind of situations. It's like multiple Maurice
Speaker 1: are Maurice, you would say Maurice. Right, look at the
Speaker 1: herd of Maurice. Look at over there. Have you guys Metamorice. No,
Speaker 1: that is an ancient name. There's Marquis ancient. I met
Speaker 1: Maurice's and Marquis's before, so Marquis, I've been a My
Speaker 1: my brother is not named that, but I'm sure it
Speaker 1: was inspired by that name, Mark Keith.
Speaker 4: So it's basically too, it's like Mark and Katy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I'm sure it.
Speaker 1: Was his dad, Mike Tyson. His dad's his dad, his
Speaker 1: dad's is your dad my dad? Yes?
Speaker 4: I would be I would be very I would be
Speaker 4: very upset that my dad's never spoken to me, like
Speaker 4: goddamn Mike.
Speaker 1: I just hate the combo names. Man. I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan, like I don't.
Speaker 4: Basically, it was one of those things where they couldn't agree,
Speaker 4: so they put it together and I was like me
Speaker 4: as a kid, when I learned that, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, that is so stupid. No offense. Bro, that name's
Speaker 1: fucking dumb. No offense.
Speaker 4: But it's like it's one of those things where I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: you can either go by Mark or Keith.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do. Yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: people I think people they play too much. People get
Speaker 1: so like Vindian, I want to name this person this
Speaker 1: and that that. They don't understand they're giving that name
Speaker 1: to another being. Yeah, understand, Like, hey, I know your name.
Speaker 1: I want you to be cool. I do want to
Speaker 1: name you fucking Goki or a Kuma. I do. I
Speaker 1: do think your name being Tatsumaki Saku is really cool.
Speaker 1: That's insane. But this is my son de Quithrius, the Kifrius.
Speaker 1: But I bet there is a few Loa Carba trimes
Speaker 1: after that bit. Dude, hearing talk about that, doing them
Speaker 1: talk about that bit is fucking crazy because they were like, yo,
Speaker 1: I just I brought up like one of the dumb
Speaker 1: names to him and he was like, this is insane.
Speaker 1: He spent like two hours looking through a bunch of names,
Speaker 1: and then he came back and dropped a script on
Speaker 1: my table and was like, dude, it just went through
Speaker 1: all the names and I'm like, these guys that show
Speaker 1: was remember the name that inspired it because there's like
Speaker 1: a specific It was specific. It was like a name
Speaker 1: that I heard before too, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is a dumb name. I know, there's the myth, there's
Speaker 1: an urban legend, but then the urban legend turned real.
Speaker 4: So there is You would always hear in every school
Speaker 4: that there was a their name this so their name
Speaker 4: orange jello and lemon jello, but the way you pronounce
Speaker 4: it is Rangelo and lom Angelo Angelo. Yeah, so that,
Speaker 4: but you would hear it in like every fucking school
Speaker 4: within That ship got so popular some people started actually
Speaker 4: naming their kids that and I was like, no, it's good.
Speaker 4: My mom told me about that ship and she was
Speaker 4: like I actually have literally two kids of this. And
Speaker 4: I was like, and people think it's not real because
Speaker 4: they've heard this bullshit before, but like no, some dumb
Speaker 4: ass parent thought like, oh, these are actually really good
Speaker 4: names and Angelo and I was like I can't believe that.
Speaker 4: I can't believe someone did it, but hey, it's the
Speaker 4: same thing where that one girl went viral Sharkishaksha, don't
Speaker 4: hit her, Ladasha is one that it's sithead.
Speaker 1: That that video is shiphead is that's penis Island. You
Speaker 1: told me again, penn Island, pen Island. That's like that
Speaker 1: naming someone is that's an old poll because I remember
Speaker 1: you were in the video.
Speaker 5: I'm there was like a viral like in maybe like
Speaker 5: eight or something, and it was just like this crazy
Speaker 5: it was.
Speaker 1: It kind of was like the shoes. You were shoes.
Speaker 1: I got shies and I got shoes. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like that. It was like some guy cross dressing and
Speaker 1: it's like and I talk like the seed I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That sounds just like a like an Arab name to me.
Speaker 5: It doesn't yeah, until you spell it out, it sounds
Speaker 5: like yeah right, it sounds like complete don't want you
Speaker 5: spell it out.
Speaker 1: I saw that I heard that name and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is too funny. That isn't put in a vault.
Speaker 1: This is too funny. It's too much comedy.
Speaker 4: Fucking people. Man, you got you got any names picked out?
Speaker 4: If you have kids, you if you have any demon spawngs,
Speaker 4: you got any names picked out?
Speaker 1: Nothing crazy like Olivia Julia girl. So it sounds like
Speaker 1: you only want a girl. I'd rather a daughter personally,
Speaker 1: but I don't want you to have a daughter. I mean,
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have kids in general. I'm not really
Speaker 1: ready for that yet. I mean, what about for for
Speaker 1: a male or a non binary non new child? Uh,
Speaker 1: as a child's a lot going on the name of child.
Speaker 5: If your name is not if you're non Binnary's just like, yeah,
Speaker 5: just pick I don't pick a color.
Speaker 1: Non binary, like my kid green. I would name my
Speaker 1: child whatever I think it is, and if they don't
Speaker 1: have a problem with that name, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'm fine with your changing. It's whatever I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was thinking Miguel. I like the name Miguel a lot.
Speaker 1: Miguel a lot personally, I personally like it a lot. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's a spider man obviously to also Peter as well.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't name my kid. Uh, you would't name
Speaker 1: your kid Miles. Maybe Miles, but not Peter. Peter's too born,
Speaker 1: Peter Miguel's. I just I like Michael Michael. I like
Speaker 1: I like m names. I mean, it's like Michael Michael's Marmalade.
Speaker 4: We're not We're not Marmalade, Marmaduke, Marma, Duke, Morenguengue.
Speaker 1: I like it. So no so no African name, Angelo, No,
Speaker 1: no African names. I'm not this nigga.
Speaker 4: He's rather do a Spanish name Michael, and then he's like,
Speaker 4: not no African.
Speaker 1: I'm not like I am into that at all. I'm
Speaker 1: not like I am African phenotypically, Like I'm not like it.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that colture. That's rude to me,
Speaker 1: you know, shut up, like I don't know. It's no
Speaker 1: point like if I was going to name like an
Speaker 1: African name, it would be because of like, oh they're
Speaker 1: black man, all of them know that black. I don't
Speaker 1: even know that heritage.
Speaker 4: I guess it's not that, it's more of just not
Speaker 4: even thinking any of them cool because you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: Miguel sounds cool to me. Miguel's like to me, I
Speaker 4: know way too Miguel's and most of them suck.
Speaker 1: So I don't know any I don't know many African names.
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, but about uh, I.
Speaker 4: Like your your kid's name is k KSI and Deggie.
Speaker 1: I don't think, I I don't think I've ever thought
Speaker 1: about the name. You've never thought about names before?
Speaker 5: No, not really, because to me, I think it's like
Speaker 5: I don't care, like I feel like, well, I'll talk
Speaker 5: with like my partner at that point, and then it
Speaker 5: was just like I'll pick the one.
Speaker 1: That bothers me the least that the name. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's important, like power name, I'm good at shooting down
Speaker 1: bad ideas, you know, and so like what about Chris Jr.
Speaker 1: No terrible, although I do think unfortunately my name goes
Speaker 1: the best with my last name that than any other
Speaker 1: little about Christian Christian I hate that name because it's
Speaker 1: just the thing already, you know, So it have to
Speaker 1: be something unique, then, weybe it would have to be
Speaker 1: a name that is specifically a name and not one
Speaker 1: of these like what about Christophe, like you just stop?
Speaker 1: Is Christophe Christoph's to German? I think. I think Chris
Speaker 1: as a name is is just two played out I
Speaker 1: mean like that is probably like the played out name
Speaker 1: Miguel and most of the parts of the world Mikail Michael. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see how about all that is a weird name
Speaker 1: to go well with something about Craven Craven. I like
Speaker 1: angel names, like the Yels. What do you mean, I
Speaker 1: like Samuel, Miguel, You like Michael. Yeah, the the the
Speaker 1: Latin name of god named. I think those names sound
Speaker 1: good in the tongue, like I think Rafael's are really nice.
Speaker 1: Are dope, dude, I'll get Luigi. That's that's Luigi. Rafael
Speaker 1: is more Latin. But yeah, kid would ever, I mean
Speaker 1: most you know, yeah, I've down the pipeline into that
Speaker 1: I've only met You're right, I mean in a Latin
Speaker 1: person anymore, you know they're not around.
Speaker 4: True and I you know one Rafael, But I would
Speaker 4: say most of the Raphaels in the world now probably
Speaker 4: live in Italy.
Speaker 1: That's true. The sewers, I know one Raft was he
Speaker 1: had really bad anger problems, just like from the show.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, you think it was because
Speaker 1: of the show. I think him having to be told
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not mad, and eventually burned him.
Speaker 4: He's like I am started carrying size around and just
Speaker 4: stabbing way stronger than he needs to be for some reason.
Speaker 1: I do like Dom. That's a name, like short for Dominique.
Speaker 1: Dom's a really good name. I like that you're dominated me.
Speaker 1: I mean it could be. I don't like if they
Speaker 1: choose to be. I don't like dom because it reminds
Speaker 1: me of a bunch of like, definitely name my cafter
Speaker 1: Gears of Work character totally. Yeah, of course this is
Speaker 1: dizzy Phoenix did dude? Phoenix is actually like f E
Speaker 1: and I X is the hell it's spelled phoenix? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like to me, this spell not though, Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's f E and I. It's not PHONEX. No it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not phonics. Yeah it's not. It's not phonics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I actually like that if you can name.
Speaker 4: Actually it's funny you say that, because I'm convinced that
Speaker 4: if I have a son whose name is gonna be Hendricks,
Speaker 4: like I've just I heard it one day and I
Speaker 4: was like, I fucking love that name.
Speaker 1: With an X absolutely what took the band mark Jared thing? No? What?
Speaker 1: First of ally? Sorry, if you spell like that, that's
Speaker 1: definitely a last name. Like if you Hendricks, like at
Speaker 1: c K Christiana Hendrick, that's how it speed. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually I never even looked at I've never seen her.
Speaker 5: Exception is that because I feel like I would have noticed,
Speaker 5: like it's actually a.
Speaker 1: Good name for it would be Princeton. I think Prince
Speaker 1: would be a very Princeton Kingston. It's a good name.
Speaker 1: It is. I'm sorry, it's silly.
Speaker 4: So they were Kingston and then Princeton, and Dukeston and
Speaker 4: then Dukes and Lordston and then.
Speaker 1: And Peasantston. My eighth son. Peasant He just simply wasn't born.
Speaker 1: He's like, I had no I'm Peasantston. And he's got
Speaker 1: the least to work with. He's last. That sucks. He's
Speaker 1: gonna be autistic. Is he gonna be O, You're gonna
Speaker 1: beating day. He's gonna be like, I'm so I hate
Speaker 1: my name so much. I'm like, sorry, bro, sorry peasants,
Speaker 1: Sorry peasants Peasantston because he's so, because he's so, he's so,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you call it? Dispenser All
Speaker 1: He's like just like whatever, who cares? Wow? That goes?
Speaker 1: Is that? How pez Dispenser even came about someone from
Speaker 1: or someone named and they were like, yes, that's what
Speaker 1: I be. Are you gonna read my son Indiana Jones
Speaker 1: Maldonado now and he hasn't playing through that game? Now, man,
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of footage of that game, and
Speaker 1: it's making me want to play it.
Speaker 5: It pisses me off how good it is because I
Speaker 5: didn't I don't really care about that is the first
Speaker 5: person yeah, which at first I thought dumb. I was like,
Speaker 5: couldn't care just make uncharted, like what are you doing?
Speaker 5: And then you play You're like, oh, this is actually amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah this is it probably is like it.
Speaker 5: It reminds me of like Prey and like Dishonored and Hitman,
Speaker 5: And then do you ever play Butcher Bay the Chronicles
Speaker 5: a ritic game.
Speaker 1: It was all hand in hand combat. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like that too. They're just like what the fuck punk
Speaker 1: Beating the ship out of Nazis is way satisfying, like,
Speaker 1: way more satisfying than just shooting them in Wolf and Signed,
Speaker 1: just like because you could like whip them towards you
Speaker 1: grabd like this and then deck of in the fair
Speaker 1: and it feels like crazy.
Speaker 4: The thing is super cool fast thy hands are That's satisfying.
Speaker 4: And also they use the old sound effect in the
Speaker 4: from the movie. It's it's the old that that which
Speaker 4: is a great sound effect.
Speaker 1: Like I can't, I can't. I can't recreate it, but like,
Speaker 1: I love that it's like a whip. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's awesome.
Speaker 4: There's a little bit of of a of a sub
Speaker 4: wolf to it, but also that crack to it.
Speaker 1: That's it's a great sound. I was good.
Speaker 5: I didn't care about it probably last week, and then
Speaker 5: I sat and watched all the movies because I was like,
Speaker 5: I heard that it was good, but.
Speaker 1: You watched the movies. I watched all three of them. Wow.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you would do that. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: feel like, if I'm gonna play in Ana Jones, you're
Speaker 1: not watching the other one. Yeah, there are five of them,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna watch it though I don't.
Speaker 5: First I don't even necessary. I want to say this. Yeah,
Speaker 5: people have told me my whole life Temple of Doom sucked.
Speaker 5: Tumble Doom was the most fun that I had in
Speaker 5: all those series.
Speaker 1: I just remember that.
Speaker 5: Wow, like and that was like And when I tweeted
Speaker 5: about it, people were in the comments like, that's a
Speaker 5: crazy that's the worst one. I was like, all right,
Speaker 5: of like the original three and like maybe I don't agree. Really,
Speaker 5: I think Temble Doom is wicked sick, like the whole part.
Speaker 1: Everything about it is all my brain is like, it's
Speaker 1: like I have I have an inclination.
Speaker 4: I could be totally wrong, but it was like the
Speaker 4: Simpsons community when people were gas lit in the thinking
Speaker 4: there was no good seasons past eight, right, I was like,
Speaker 4: that's not fucking true. That's just that is just some
Speaker 4: of the best moments are not in those seasons.
Speaker 1: What happens is this right, unique, unique world right where
Speaker 1: what happened is a person right goals and he makes it.
Speaker 1: They make a video about something right and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh this thing sucks, right, and then what
Speaker 1: happens is that people agree with that person without even
Speaker 1: observing it themselves. Yes, you know that. What's that that
Speaker 1: Peter Parker being where he's like, that's a nice opinion.
Speaker 1: YouTuber give it to you the way, because I would look.
Speaker 1: I watched Raids of the Lost Arc and I thought
Speaker 1: it was like, it's opening is great, and he's great.
Speaker 1: Middle is kind of like that's okay. That little Asian
Speaker 1: boy one, No, no, that's zoom. That's a tile doom,
Speaker 1: mister Jones, doctor Jones, doctor Johnson, that's the guys.
Speaker 5: That uh uh I can't believe that word.
Speaker 1: Jesus they kept and I'm like, I think everywhere all
Speaker 1: at once there remember fucking twat stole my thinking. For me,
Speaker 1: that was good.
Speaker 5: But but yeah, fucking yeah, that's the kid that short
Speaker 5: round is is that from that movie? But that Temploa
Speaker 5: Dube is is crazy, Like it starts off with like
Speaker 5: this musical number and he's poisoned and like he's fighting
Speaker 5: like a bunch of people in like a banquet hall.
Speaker 5: They escape on a plane, the plane crashes, they escape
Speaker 5: on a fucking raft and then they're like the whole
Speaker 5: movie is so much fun.
Speaker 1: It's fun. It's so fun, and it's so good. It
Speaker 1: is if there's ever any more Indiana Jones ever, especially
Speaker 1: because this game is very temple done too, Like more
Speaker 1: of this, it's sick, it's awesome. Well he's he's he's
Speaker 1: a relic now well, I mean the game is set,
Speaker 1: it's set like Raiders as like this, I want more
Speaker 1: games like it's so good.
Speaker 4: That seems I mean like it's it's gotten me interested
Speaker 4: in I've seen I've seen Templelod Doom the most because
Speaker 4: that one really stuck with.
Speaker 1: Me as a kid. Me too, Raiders.
Speaker 4: There's moments within Raiders and I feel like see I swear,
Speaker 4: I'm positive there's video essays talking about the greatness of Raiders,
Speaker 4: and and that is convinced people that like Temple Doom
Speaker 4: sucks Dick pro on a and an artistic standpoint and
Speaker 4: not just a fun fucking movie. And to me, that's
Speaker 4: the whole. That is literally the only reason I'm watching
Speaker 4: Indiana Jones to have fun.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 5: I was sitting I was sitting watching these movies and
Speaker 5: they were they were like basically new again to me
Speaker 5: because I haven't seen them since like the nineties, right,
Speaker 5: you know. And it got to that bridge scene on
Speaker 5: Teble Doom where he's like in the middle and I'm like,
Speaker 5: and he has the semitarm like cut the bridge. I shouted,
Speaker 5: cut the bridge at the TV. I never feel that
Speaker 5: way about movies ever. I was like, this is sick.
Speaker 1: This is so much fun. Yeah, but yeah, dude.
Speaker 4: To me, that's exactly. I'm like, I don't that's weird
Speaker 4: hearing that, But I I said, I I'm sure it's.
Speaker 1: Just I think it's because there's no Nazis in it, which,
Speaker 1: to be fair, is the least fun part of that
Speaker 1: movie is the fact that there are no Nazis. That
Speaker 1: is very really yeah, that is a very it like
Speaker 1: objectively magic in that universe. Two, oh, there's supernatural stuff.
Speaker 1: It's grounded supernatural stuff like it's relative, like it's believable.
Speaker 1: That's why it's not like Crystal's Colors. That's why people
Speaker 1: were mad at it's so much more crazy than like Mack.
Speaker 5: It's a way they did the alien and also the
Speaker 5: fact that it's his son. Look, realistically speaking, it's not
Speaker 5: I don't care that much about the fact that there's
Speaker 5: aliens in Indiana Jones because to me, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know, whatever, do whatever you want. I just
Speaker 5: I don't want to see old Indiana Jones, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean.
Speaker 1: It doesn't need to be a I don't want to
Speaker 1: see people that I like. I don't like seeing family age,
Speaker 1: So why the fuck what I want to see like
Speaker 1: my favorite fictional characters become old and decrepit, like I
Speaker 1: don't I remember feeling that way about and the end
Speaker 1: of Dragon Ball. Well also that.
Speaker 4: That is a very good adden. I hate I hate,
Speaker 4: I hate yourself. I love for for what it is,
Speaker 4: But I but I understand, like Nigga has a bad
Speaker 4: back and I'm like, bro, I need to calm down
Speaker 4: because he's fucking agitated.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have I don't want to have
Speaker 1: adventures with this guy, Like I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: You should be relaxing or dead. But long before this
Speaker 1: totally and so I feel this.
Speaker 5: I feel this way at the end of GT when
Speaker 5: like Pan was all old, not that I gave a
Speaker 5: ship about Pan, but like the implications of that being like,
Speaker 5: oh man, Pan's old, that means like fucking MoMA's dead
Speaker 5: all this other ships.
Speaker 1: Like I don't like thinking about this ship.
Speaker 5: These are fictional characters and they're meant to be like
Speaker 5: kind of like mythic. If you want to build like
Speaker 5: a whole like serious narrative, I guess like Game of Thrones, Like.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think characters have to eventually kind of leave.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. I think characters have to have
Speaker 1: It's around.
Speaker 4: The imagine old Cap and then they just actually made
Speaker 4: a movie with Old Captain America.
Speaker 1: Like you'd realize Evan's sitting old on that bench, but
Speaker 1: like the movie is the whole time it's him and
Speaker 1: he's fighting as if like that's not a problem.
Speaker 4: They're like wait, wait, wait, wait wait, what's his name,
Speaker 4: Sam or whoever the falcon is.
Speaker 1: They're like wait wait, actually, hold on, hold on. They
Speaker 1: just give the shield right back to Cap and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess there we go. We go again like this
Speaker 1: all I can do this off five four supper all
Speaker 1: before the ear.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's no, totally. It is him seeing and he's
Speaker 4: much older. In this latest movie that came out, would
Speaker 4: it come out last year's on it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The Dial of Destiny's like eighty and I want
Speaker 1: to suck so old.
Speaker 5: People talk about those like Indian just jumping the shark
Speaker 5: or whatever, right with like the alien and the time
Speaker 5: travel or whatever in the new movie like not even
Speaker 5: really because it's just like whatever, like supernatural stuff.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to see you old. I don't
Speaker 1: care to see that. Yeah, I imagine, imagine fifty imagine
Speaker 1: eighty nine year old Peter Parker. Do you want to
Speaker 1: see that? You want to see a movie about that guy? No?
Speaker 1: I want to see it end up there like that's
Speaker 1: where it ends. See, I wouldn't mind it. It's a
Speaker 1: journey in.
Speaker 4: The way that like say, no, no, no, the movie, the
Speaker 4: movie wouldn't be taking place with it.
Speaker 1: But that's where the movie ends. W It ends on
Speaker 1: him being old on his property somewhere and his kids
Speaker 1: coming by, and it's like, oh man, I had I
Speaker 1: had a good one. And then that's where Finn fade
Speaker 1: the black. Yeah, like I'm totally not him being like,
Speaker 1: let me go stop the Green Goblin from blowing up
Speaker 1: another city.
Speaker 4: I'll say this, I would play if rock Steady God forbidden.
Speaker 4: You know, if they made a Batman Beyond game, I
Speaker 4: would be totally on board. Yeah, Like say, the opening
Speaker 4: is you being old ass Batman. You get fucked like hard,
Speaker 4: like there's.
Speaker 1: Old Batman being a young person to be back, but
Speaker 1: then also a heart attack after.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but also old Batman is kind of like set
Speaker 5: like you need old Batman for Batman Beyond. Yes, So
Speaker 5: that's like I understand that.
Speaker 4: That that for that, But like if I had to
Speaker 4: spin a significant amount of time with Batman being slow
Speaker 4: and old, yeah, like I would turn the game off.
Speaker 5: And you can't and to be fair like dude, like
Speaker 5: and I know they tried, Like you cannot pass off
Speaker 5: the torch of Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: You can't do it.
Speaker 5: He is such a specific type of character where it's
Speaker 5: just like, that's it. You can't just have Shyla bof
Speaker 5: come in and it's like, it's me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Indiana sons and I don't like buff I like him.
Speaker 1: I like him. Act just I'm sorry. No one gave
Speaker 1: a ship. They killed him. Did you see that what
Speaker 1: he thought about? So the new movie, So he's dead
Speaker 1: in the cannon of Indiana Jones and he died a
Speaker 1: war or something, and Idiota Joe is all sad. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see Indiana hilarious. It is so depressing,
Speaker 1: especially when the last guy at last, Russade ends. I
Speaker 1: don't want to see like him suffering over his dead son.
Speaker 1: That's so terrible. I should have put Shan Conrie in
Speaker 1: dial as his son. They Hello, Hello Dad, Hello Hello Shane.
Speaker 1: Your hand had.
Speaker 4: At this point, it would have gotten me to see
Speaker 4: the movie. Oh yeah, Like, if it was that insane,
Speaker 4: if it was that insane.
Speaker 1: Age Sean Connery as in fact, even older, he's that's
Speaker 1: what makes it great. Make Hello fun. It's like a
Speaker 1: Fallout four situation. My old son, here's my old Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know everybody. Fall four was fun. Man, fuck
Speaker 1: all you. I'm Maduna four was fun. That's one of
Speaker 1: those things. That's another one. Fought four is fun. Tumbo
Speaker 1: Doom is sick. Yeah, in my opinion, is the best one.
Speaker 1: I enjoy that one consistently the most. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: the first one is great also, but like, dude, it's
Speaker 1: a better movie, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like it's better throughout the whole run time
Speaker 5: of it, Whereas I feel like Raiders is really good
Speaker 5: in the beginning. Really the end is a Raiders is awesome,
Speaker 5: Like the Nazi's getting their faces melted off and that's
Speaker 5: doing the car chase.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. And there's a specific stunt in that movie too,
Speaker 1: where he's like underneath it, like one of those army
Speaker 1: trucks and he's like being dragged and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: falling under it. Draggon is like, this is sick. But
Speaker 1: everything before that is kind of like it's okay, it's
Speaker 1: it's reasonable, it's good. Ok So, so something came up right,
Speaker 1: so uh uh there's a cut off at this point.
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones is cool. Whatever. Yeah, Harrison Ford, I give
Speaker 1: so few funks about him always. I've never liked Han
Speaker 1: Solo or Indiana Jones really just like I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just never cared about him. Okay, you know it's like
Speaker 1: you're an archaeologist, but like there's no dinosaurs lower crosses you,
Speaker 1: but like she has tits. I'd rather watch Lawa Crop
Speaker 1: do everything you do. That's my take. Not that they're
Speaker 1: bad movies. I think the first and second movie are
Speaker 1: really fun to watch. But I'm not, like, I'm not
Speaker 1: watch there's no tits. I get it, not watching there's
Speaker 1: no I'm not objectifying a person in the movie. I
Speaker 1: would enjoy anything. I wouldn't enjoy them because I saw
Speaker 1: them just before the new one, the old new one.
Speaker 1: Oh really? So uh uh? Crystal Skull seven? Around around then?
Speaker 1: Is that two thousand and seven? Later? Around later? It's later,
Speaker 1: not for sure, maybe because they were making South Park
Speaker 1: jokes about it and I was in a high school
Speaker 1: least you might be right. I just I feel like
Speaker 1: it was around that time. I was maybe it was
Speaker 1: maybe like oh nine oh nine sounds right, that's you're
Speaker 1: splitting hairs. I think that. Yeah, I mean yeah, relatively, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Crystal Skull all the fucking crystal. It's just a literal
Speaker 1: crystal skull, you know. So we're not we're not we're
Speaker 1: not fair enough or not we're being like an ancient
Speaker 1: tomb and but you know what I mean that.
Speaker 4: Also, when fucking the Mummy came back, the Mummy ca Yeah,
Speaker 4: I had the Dragon one and jet Lee was the antagonist.
Speaker 1: It was it was still fun, because they're just fun movies.
Speaker 4: It must have been asked because I remember I saw it,
Speaker 4: and I don't remember any of this.
Speaker 1: Granted, the first two are insanely good. Those are like
Speaker 1: the Mummies or Action.
Speaker 4: The Mummy was a great like I don't need Indiana
Speaker 4: Jones like this old like to me, the Mummy covered
Speaker 4: this new Discovery adventure ship. I didn't need Indian anymore.
Speaker 4: Brendan Fraser was really fun handsome guy. I know, like, say,
Speaker 4: Harrison Ford is this old rugged fun.
Speaker 1: He's old world handsome. He's the handsome far parents. I
Speaker 1: get it. He's what a lot of men aspire to,
Speaker 1: but they'll never get He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 5: In that first movie, I will say, he looks really
Speaker 5: like it's frustrating, and I'm like, damn.
Speaker 4: When I saw Side by Side of the of the
Speaker 4: graphics and then him, I was like, oh man, he's
Speaker 4: way hotter in the video game.
Speaker 1: It was I was like, it's noticeable. I think he's
Speaker 1: a gooking guy, but he's it's it's time. It's set times,
Speaker 1: you know, time, like like your golden guy of that time,
Speaker 1: you know for sure. Anyway, I think Harrison Ford is
Speaker 1: not bad looking. I think if he had tits he
Speaker 1: would be. It would be if you if female him
Speaker 1: would be interesting. I mean, Harrison Ford would tits nah
Speaker 1: non with him in both worlds. One's how good the
Speaker 1: pussy is. But like, yeah, as a pussy, I'm fucking
Speaker 1: I'm doing this. So the game is great.
Speaker 5: I recommend to go play it if you like thief,
Speaker 5: h pray, hit Man, those types of it's way. But
Speaker 5: it's it's really fucking good whipping niggas.
Speaker 1: But uh, there is there's talk about uh just Marve
Speaker 1: Rivals news, right. A lot of people are clamoring for
Speaker 1: their being a role Q in the game. What is
Speaker 1: that ro Q? Like you like you qin a specific
Speaker 1: role like strategist or duelist or a healer, tank or
Speaker 1: or damage dealer or stuff like, isn't that just picking
Speaker 1: your character again, Well, no, ro Q is like you
Speaker 1: you there's a Q where you entered, like, oh you
Speaker 1: you can beginning You're like, oh, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: a healer.
Speaker 4: Oh so this is if you're like playing with like
Speaker 4: random teams or something.
Speaker 1: So you you match me, Like I want to play
Speaker 1: a healer, so I'm gonna match make for healer. And
Speaker 1: then oh so you don't have space, so everyone is
Speaker 1: a wolverine on the map or something. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: get it. I personally think that the mode should be available.
Speaker 1: It should not be mandatory though, should not be a
Speaker 1: mandatory thing. You should not have to go into quick play.
Speaker 1: That's not a quick place for what for no, No,
Speaker 1: but like let's say people want to play like a
Speaker 1: more constructed version of it. But I think there should
Speaker 1: be a ro Q fake play playlist as well. I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, it was like, oh this is roll Q
Speaker 1: as well. Not mandatory. It should not be mandatory because
Speaker 1: that will kill the game. That will kill the sounds
Speaker 1: like it should be a simple like just addition, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I would assume too. People disagree with that obviously,
Speaker 1: because people in.
Speaker 4: Why would we disagree with adding something that they don't
Speaker 4: have to participate like.
Speaker 1: Sameing with like the pause thing for for the Soul games, right,
Speaker 1: Like I I think back at that, right and back
Speaker 1: at it, and I think back on I Twitch. It's
Speaker 1: just like I don't know why people push back against
Speaker 1: like you're saying with the positive you don't have to
Speaker 1: use it. I agree with that for me as well,
Speaker 1: Like I think that you don't have to use those things.
Speaker 1: Literally I was wrong. I was wrong about that.
Speaker 5: It's that famous like what I don't know if it
Speaker 5: was like a tweet or a video or a gift
Speaker 5: or something, but it was like you control the buttons
Speaker 5: you press.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that? I haven't seen it, but like
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 5: It's like people getting mad, like a recent ex that
Speaker 5: was like in that any you can get like trophies
Speaker 5: for like I think you get there's like an achievement
Speaker 5: for taking pictures of all the like straight cats or
Speaker 5: whatever I did.
Speaker 1: I don't get a ship, you know. It's like I
Speaker 1: can't believe there's sucking in the game. It's like, just
Speaker 1: don't do it, like there's a big These are their features,
Speaker 1: their features in the game that like you could you
Speaker 1: could partake or don't you know you control the budgs,
Speaker 1: you bred. I didn't. I almost wish I didn't know
Speaker 1: that that that's some people that there were people complaining about.
Speaker 1: It's probably like it's probably like twenty people.
Speaker 4: But the fact that there's like, it's like, if we
Speaker 4: live in this world where that literally shouldn't be one person.
Speaker 1: At the beginning of star for people, people are always
Speaker 1: going to be literally don't have to use it at all.
Speaker 1: People don't like everything, man, everything on the plant, somebody
Speaker 1: doesn't like, you know, reason to dislike it. And that's
Speaker 1: that's and that's the beauty of us being humans. You know,
Speaker 1: we're allowed to like it just like whatever we want.
Speaker 1: I'm told. I love that people like dislike things. I
Speaker 1: loathe when people need to voice their opinions about ship
Speaker 1: like that. That doesn't matter. Sorry, bro, there's an open
Speaker 1: stage on the world, man, and those people should be
Speaker 1: beaten savagely. I think they should have their lie. I
Speaker 1: think I think every time someone argues about something genuinely
Speaker 1: stupid and tries to get a big claim out of
Speaker 1: it should have their life shortened. Actually, I think it's
Speaker 1: like great, like like a reaper comes in and it's
Speaker 1: like like you were living six last years. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that would be that, it would it would but yeah,
Speaker 1: people are people are complaining about that, and I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: I could see why people would want that, because the
Speaker 1: worst experience in Team and Hero Shooters is the fact
Speaker 1: that it's a team based game. That is the worst
Speaker 1: part of those games. It's it sucks being like, all right,
Speaker 1: I always happy to the person that would be a
Speaker 1: flex pick, you know, because I'm that guy. Often unfortunately
Speaker 1: I'm it's like, oh, yeah, I'll play the strategies, I'll
Speaker 1: play the healer, I'll play the tank, you know. But
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't do shit like that. So like
Speaker 1: it doesn't it's but I want.
Speaker 4: To just objectively, when I hear a good idea, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: at it, And then the person that's like, I don't
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: Idea, cool, don't play version of it. Like literally the.
Speaker 4: Conversation should in there, but somehow it continues. I think competitively,
Speaker 4: there needs to be a roque. I think that's the
Speaker 4: thing that has to happen competitively.
Speaker 1: Competitively, ideally, you wouldn't even go in with solo anyway. No,
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. Obviously you're gonna have to play
Speaker 1: solos a different experience, but for like competitive you have
Speaker 1: to you have to have a roke. I did figure
Speaker 1: out how to explain them, not asked to play. He's fun.
Speaker 1: He's fun to actually, dude, I can't believe that's the
Speaker 1: default setting, though, I really can't believe that the default
Speaker 1: setting for some of these characters is like the worst
Speaker 1: way to play them. I agree, it's insane.
Speaker 5: Like there's so there's like a web swing mechanic in
Speaker 5: it and it automatically what it does is like it
Speaker 5: just webs the ceiling and then like just like launches
Speaker 5: you in this awkward direction auto swing, and if you
Speaker 5: turn it off, you can aim it and actually like
Speaker 5: zip to the ground and stuff, which you can't do
Speaker 5: without that.
Speaker 4: And you're just like, I guess it's like dummy setting, right,
Speaker 4: Like you're you're a dumb, stupid idiot and you clearly
Speaker 4: aren't gonna be able to do anything.
Speaker 1: Well, so let me just fleund you forward.
Speaker 4: I guess yeah. It literally it's it's it's night and day.
Speaker 4: So it kind of says what they think of the player,
Speaker 4: kind of like these are overwatched. Siderman's a character that's
Speaker 4: not easy to play. It's I understand people like having that,
Speaker 4: but like, if you want to control of the character,
Speaker 4: you know you're gonna use right, Like I think that's
Speaker 4: even for me. Like jumping with X in general and
Speaker 4: shooting games is dumb. I never understood.
Speaker 1: I ne un stood jumping with it because of the
Speaker 1: fact that the way I hold the controller, especially to
Speaker 1: I don't hold it with the clar anything. So I
Speaker 1: jump with L fortyos and everything everything. I jump with
Speaker 1: out three so I can aim up sprint in most things.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. Yeah. And another one is melee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing that's a bumper. I guess bumper is
Speaker 1: thing I jump, bumper jumper, a bumper jumper.
Speaker 4: That that's all right, But like why so what so
Speaker 4: hitting X? Why is that a problem? A Visually I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't hit X and aim with the analysts at
Speaker 1: the same time. Yeah, I see, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I just kind of I see adapted. You use the
Speaker 1: claw grip, I do claw. I do claw grip. It's
Speaker 1: probably not great understood, I guess. I most people that
Speaker 1: use controls and things usually the cloud grip. Though, because
Speaker 1: I didn't change my controls toody be able to bumper jump.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, fair enough, because I'm not I'm not
Speaker 4: like competitive in that way, so I'm probably I it's
Speaker 4: probably probably makes sense, and it's like maybe I even
Speaker 4: have a slight disadvantage by that.
Speaker 1: Like it's not it's if you're not playing a competitive game,
Speaker 1: you don't need that shit, it's not gonna really change experiences.
Speaker 1: I've played plenty of games like that prior, Like right now,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to, like very much so get good at
Speaker 1: playing shooting games on PC and it sucks because I'm
Speaker 1: terrible at it and it makes me feel bad. But
Speaker 1: it's not the aim. It's the moving around of using ASWD.
Speaker 1: I agree that shit feels so awkwards of my brain.
Speaker 5: The thing, the way that I always describe it is
Speaker 5: to me, like controller is definitely it's less precise and
Speaker 5: all that right, but to me an I had to
Speaker 5: turn around. But to me, like the the distribution of
Speaker 5: the precision and the non precision on a controller is equivalent,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like you you have the
Speaker 5: same amount of control in both areas, whereas I feel
Speaker 5: like with a mouse it's like mega precise, like to
Speaker 5: an insane degree and then the and then you're moving
Speaker 5: around with a fucking dr pad, which feels mega imprecise
Speaker 5: in comparison. So it's just like it's this awkward like
Speaker 5: mix of like completely asymmetric, like okay, this is this
Speaker 5: feels like I'm God, and then this feels like I'm
Speaker 5: literally retarded, like it's it's insane, and so for me,
Speaker 5: I'd rather I'd rather just figure out the evenness of
Speaker 5: a of a of the joysting.
Speaker 1: It's just weird. I understand there's a reason why people
Speaker 1: use PC and KEY for more like uh competitive and
Speaker 1: like better more precise for sure, that's click. It's like
Speaker 1: I I can do I can have more control with
Speaker 1: my hand than my fucking thumb, you know, like aiming
Speaker 1: with the with the analog the l's the threes and
Speaker 1: the it's like oh your head like that. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I'm like right, I can pinpoint it. Usually they're definitely
Speaker 1: games where it's just like you can't play counterstrick with
Speaker 1: the controller, you know what I mean, or trying to competitive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think even Stalker is a game like that too,
Speaker 1: where it's like there a certain games where's like this
Speaker 1: is PC. Yeah, but then there are other games where
Speaker 1: you play and it is like, no, this is this
Speaker 1: nv PC. I think Halo is one of those. I
Speaker 1: think Halo Infant particularly, I did fucking great with you
Speaker 1: in controller most of the time. Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 1: the Halo games are like specifically made for that. Call
Speaker 1: Duty's perfectly fine on controller, Battlefield's perfectly fine on controller.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are overwatch for certain characters very
Speaker 1: much so. Pharaoh was like perfect for control. Like I
Speaker 1: played Parareh almost exclusively because I could just chill on
Speaker 1: the couch and play it. M just fly with who
Speaker 1: want shoot rockets at him? Yeah? I would knock people
Speaker 1: off the stage. Was Jeff the Shark gys fucking little? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Should we get on the questions? Yeah, remember you can
Speaker 1: ask You can ask questions over at patreon dot com.
Speaker 1: Slashes dark tank. Can you better do it because if
Speaker 1: you don't, we may end up harming you physically. Bang
Speaker 1: bang bang bang crazy shit. I forgot about that.
Speaker 5: It's real the Luigi finger guns and smash, but I
Speaker 5: did not realize that was the thing because Luigi is picked, so.
Speaker 1: It was so completely People that play as Luigi only
Speaker 1: plays Luigi and they get they get verbally abuse playing
Speaker 1: as him, because Luigi is this lamer he is this
Speaker 1: lamer Mario. He is better though, which is always such
Speaker 1: a funny thing. He is better Mario. He's better Mario.
Speaker 1: But he's lame. But he's lame and he's a pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird. It is kind of weird because he had
Speaker 1: the better jump, he has a better old games, he's faster,
Speaker 1: he's literally better.
Speaker 5: He's green, so he's invisible in chroma key. There's a
Speaker 5: lot of good qualities.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If you're finding somebody who sees in chroma key, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like, fuck, where's the grass? He's just what hit me?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Cold stoney t wrote him nice, he says, figured ask
Speaker 5: if you don't ask again?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 1: Joined towards the end of November, but greetings fellas brand
Speaker 1: new patron, been listening for forever. I finally decided to
Speaker 1: join immediately after Chris's newest Glasses off about soft language.
Speaker 1: Oh welcome, nice, that's interesting.
Speaker 5: See see console DT. You are an intelligent person. You
Speaker 5: know how I know that because you saw that video
Speaker 5: and you were like, I wonder what else Chris does?
Speaker 5: And you went into the description and clicked on one
Speaker 5: of the links that's in there. I can't even tell
Speaker 5: you how many times people are like, where's the shows?
Speaker 1: He says, to this podcast, But where are they?
Speaker 5: They're in the description, every single description I've ever had,
Speaker 5: that's where they.
Speaker 1: So I just I want to appreciate you. I want
Speaker 1: to send you your flowers.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you too, and I want to say I
Speaker 4: have to respond to youse like where's this show? There's
Speaker 4: also these things called search engines. If you type Chris
Speaker 4: Raygun podcast, it will pop it will pop up.
Speaker 1: I promise you, it will pop up. It is so crazy.
Speaker 5: It is just I really, I just really want to
Speaker 5: send you your flowers, because this is this is becoming
Speaker 5: increasingly rare.
Speaker 1: I love when people think critically and do shit like that.
Speaker 1: It's great. I can tell.
Speaker 5: I can tell that this guy's older though, just by
Speaker 5: just by that level of confidence. Yeah, like I would
Speaker 5: guess that you're probably like late twenties earliest. Yeah, but anyway,
Speaker 5: he says, after watching the videos soft Language, I was
Speaker 5: scrolling through TikTok recently in steubbled upon these storytime videos
Speaker 5: where these random people read uh read storytime Reddit when
Speaker 5: they were reading the stories about sex, they always say
Speaker 5: spicy sleep instead.
Speaker 1: Spicy sleep. Fucking I know what that.
Speaker 4: I know what they're saying, but like, are they trying
Speaker 4: to be cute or or is it like actually it's
Speaker 4: the people get are they actually nerving their language?
Speaker 1: What happens is this people nerf the language because of
Speaker 1: the fact that people don't get at like that. We
Speaker 1: all know that. We all know that, like people are
Speaker 1: trying to say as monetizeble as possible. That is the
Speaker 1: reason why people don't do this stuff. People don't. No
Speaker 1: one wants to say sa. Actually I think.
Speaker 4: They do it to an extent that they don't to
Speaker 4: uh probably yeah, probably, but it's still to secure the bag,
Speaker 4: you know, because.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident that the only reason our show gets
Speaker 1: demonatized is because of the nwords.
Speaker 4: There's the nwords of this also, I think more likely
Speaker 4: if I think the algorithm isn't very different the aspects
Speaker 4: since uh, there was people that were like, oh they
Speaker 4: add ploca lists and everything ruined everything.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: Back in twenty fifteen, you didn't even get to challenge
Speaker 4: your demonatization. It would just happen and then you were fucked. So,
Speaker 4: for example, I'm made a mattress Girl video. If you
Speaker 4: remember Mattress Girl, where she was like, oh, I got
Speaker 4: like raped in college or whatever, and then her story
Speaker 4: didn't check out, so she started carrying her mattress towards
Speaker 4: her all around campus. Remember that it became like a
Speaker 4: cultural issue, uh, because we're like, oh, she's one of
Speaker 4: the liars, and then other people like believe on women,
Speaker 4: and it's like her story doesn't check out. So it
Speaker 4: became like a clash of shit. But anyway, I talked
Speaker 4: about it, and of course me, I'm talking about sexual assaults.
Speaker 4: So I got demonetized, and I was thinking, Fuck, I
Speaker 4: wonder if I like change the people are saying change
Speaker 4: the title, do change the thumbnail? Well yeah, and nothing worked.
Speaker 4: It was already marked on the system, so I think
Speaker 4: it is consistently if that is how you're marked, you
Speaker 4: just have this scarlet letter, right, and you're like, this
Speaker 4: channel is fucked. It doesn't matter if we just put
Speaker 4: out like the cleanest thing, it's gonna get demonetized and
Speaker 4: you have to review it no matter what.
Speaker 1: If you've had a couple of episodes recently that were
Speaker 1: like perfectly monitored. But that's what's so weird. It's no
Speaker 1: for no reason, dude. It's no different than anything else
Speaker 1: that we do.
Speaker 4: That was an episode where I can't remember, We're talking
Speaker 4: about some fucked up stuff and it got green lid.
Speaker 1: I think the fuck up thing was in the thumbnail
Speaker 1: and like in the title.
Speaker 5: It was like it was like like no holds barred
Speaker 5: on the title, and then it was just like you're good,
Speaker 5: here's some money. And then the other one was like,
Speaker 5: I don't know, Derek goes swimming and then demonetized.
Speaker 4: And then confirmed, Uh, like you you're you're not getting the.
Speaker 1: Best arrested, You're fucking your cum. You're fucked.
Speaker 4: And it doesn't make any sense, I think, But nine
Speaker 4: times out of ten it's always the yellow one on
Speaker 4: the channel. However, since my main channel it died and
Speaker 4: then I had a little bit of a renaissance, everything's
Speaker 4: green now.
Speaker 1: It makes no fucking sense. Yeah, since I've posted, I
Speaker 1: haven't had well, I had one, but it was a
Speaker 1: copyright thing, which I expected. It where it's like everyone
Speaker 1: is just trying to secure their bags. You know, it's
Speaker 1: more important than a content they're making. Obviously, people are
Speaker 1: trying to get a living, so you know, I understand
Speaker 1: people trying to It's not like the softening language is stupid.
Speaker 1: It's stupid. It's stupid. But the thing is that very
Speaker 1: often you can get a point across without using harsh language,
Speaker 1: but the words that they are need to be said.
Speaker 1: You know, if you're talking about someone being sexually abused,
Speaker 1: you have to talk about that.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 1: My thing is, but you have to also understand because
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, because the people that fight this
Speaker 1: this language thing are often people that fucking suck, you know,
Speaker 1: people that are often like, I should be able to
Speaker 1: say whatever I want. And although those guys are terrible
Speaker 1: and they're like, we know that they suck. But like
Speaker 1: if if you're making content about people that are going
Speaker 1: through the experiences, you're trying to bring relevance to the
Speaker 1: struggle they're going through. So the money you're making should
Speaker 1: not be important. It should be more important you getting
Speaker 1: the message out of these terrible things are happening. They're
Speaker 1: clearly not making they're not doing it for the right reasons,
Speaker 1: which means you're shitty. That's what it like. Look at
Speaker 1: let's put it this.
Speaker 4: For example, people who are talking about very serious issues
Speaker 4: and raising awareness and they don't do that shit.
Speaker 1: They're the ones that really care.
Speaker 4: But also they're also smart enough to know that the
Speaker 4: English language has many things that there are many things
Speaker 4: that they can say that mean the same fucking thing.
Speaker 4: And so that's the thing that actually annoys me the most.
Speaker 4: It's that art. It's the un alive where they can
Speaker 4: just say took their own live, they can say no
Speaker 4: longer with us. There's there are many things that they
Speaker 4: can say that doesn't have to make some fake kid.
Speaker 4: You don't have to say grape like that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Crazy means that that that looney tuna is such a
Speaker 1: terrible thing, you know, that is that is like the
Speaker 1: the that is where I think of like grape kool aid.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing. So like I don't like your laugh,
Speaker 1: like why are you turning? Just say kid, it's like
Speaker 1: kool aid and twist off things like great grapebody. I
Speaker 1: would genuinely, I would genuinely rather that people just censored,
Speaker 1: like with a with a black bar at this point,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, just get rid of it entirely,
Speaker 1: just like if you're not it's annoying anyway. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen I have seen that the Icy sleep. A
Speaker 1: lot of them edit themselves. They don't have editors, right,
Speaker 1: and they don't want to go through the whole A well,
Speaker 1: if that's all the way, it makes sense if you
Speaker 1: haven't editor editor, to just bleep it out for you,
Speaker 1: because a lot of contgators I watch they say fuck
Speaker 1: things and they have it bleeped out for them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is people.
Speaker 4: It is kind of crazy how much people have editors
Speaker 4: then then then don't I was like, wow, yeah, also
Speaker 4: people did bleep things out back in the day. I
Speaker 4: just think people are too fucking they're followers. Many they
Speaker 4: just they just got on this train and that was unnecessary.
Speaker 4: We figured out the system a while ago on how
Speaker 4: to Oh there's a certain amount of time that you
Speaker 4: shouldn't say anything. There are certain rules we figured out.
Speaker 4: There are pete brainiacs that went through what's okay to say,
Speaker 4: what's not okay to say? And then it's kind of
Speaker 4: like maybe a younger generation started being playful with the words,
Speaker 4: and then other people, people that are older than us,
Speaker 4: started adopting this ship too, And I'm like, have you Yeah,
Speaker 4: First of all, have you seen a significant increase in
Speaker 4: your money?
Speaker 1: I know, you haven't. I know, you haven't know, but
Speaker 1: they've seen them. So people their money up post to potential,
Speaker 1: but is it's still stupid. The thing about that, though,
Speaker 1: is that like I made a video about this specific thing,
Speaker 1: and I've said all the words, that video is green
Speaker 1: so it's not even real, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I'm sure and baby on TikTok and other places, but
Speaker 5: like here, like no, I've it's not a problem.
Speaker 4: That's what I was talking about, Like, say, the scarlet
Speaker 4: letter thing is much more important than watching your language.
Speaker 4: It's oh, your channel is fucked because the system thinks
Speaker 4: your channel is just shitty, and so it's going to
Speaker 4: demonetize things on average versus all these commentators that were
Speaker 4: green lit already and for some reason, they weren't doing
Speaker 4: that before and were green lit, and now they just
Speaker 4: started adopting this, And I'm like, has your I know,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: The answer is no.
Speaker 4: Rhetorically, they haven't seen their fucking monetization explode because they're
Speaker 4: not in a specific bracket of CPM. You have to
Speaker 4: be in a certain bracket, Like you can be like
Speaker 4: Philip DeFranco and say the worst stuff, but since he
Speaker 4: has contacts that give him good ads, and knowing that
Speaker 4: is covering the news, he can say whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: he wants. Like it's just a thing where I'm like,
Speaker 4: these people are I said, I feel like there's more followers.
Speaker 4: They just don't have brains of their own. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: just first of all, I said, you can say took
Speaker 4: their own life instead of on alive.
Speaker 1: That's always been available, even off to themselves, so many
Speaker 1: euphemisms that already exist. They took it. They took a
Speaker 1: big chilly nappy whappy where they won't wait up more spicy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that reminds me of like when people were saying,
Speaker 4: because that's what I say, was it playful?
Speaker 1: Remember when people were saying like forbidden honey, like like
Speaker 1: a forbidden cotton candy insulation. You know, even it was
Speaker 1: just it was this glass. So basically when people the
Speaker 1: melted glass and it looks like honey, so it's like
Speaker 1: forbidden honey. That's fun Yeah. I can't stand, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: is that there's someone trying to be funny spicy sleep?
Speaker 1: Is that what they actually nerve? All right, let's get
Speaker 1: see all right, let's go to a scatman. But he's
Speaker 1: rolling down the steps be dude, that's that's slowed down
Speaker 1: scatman thing from like we did it was that the
Speaker 1: extra emmo what I think it was. It might have
Speaker 1: been that ship killed. That was funny. That was funny.
Speaker 1: That was so funny, was really good anyway. Anyway, this
Speaker 1: guy says, Uh, sup, your beautiful and weights Wow relax
Speaker 1: what might? Uh what Mart? He says, hope you're having
Speaker 1: a fantastic Monday. A few episodes back to eighty one,
Speaker 1: you guys brought up Prison Evil five Wesker's hydra shotgun,
Speaker 1: the triple barrel one, and it reminded me of my
Speaker 1: favorite nonsense weapon I've ever seen in a video game.
Speaker 1: There was an old Xbox game called Gun, a Western
Speaker 1: shooter that predates Ready. I remember I always wanted that
Speaker 1: game and I hadn't play it. I never got around playing.
Speaker 1: Was crazy. Yeah, I never just so morbidly destructive bro
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 5: I remember seeing it in game magazines and being like
Speaker 5: this looks sick, and I just never I don't know,
Speaker 5: I never got it.
Speaker 1: I played it a bunch anyway. He says, uh pre
Speaker 1: dates Red Dead Redemption that the final boss's weapon of
Speaker 1: choice was a fucking seven barreled shotgun, and in the
Speaker 1: post game you can wheeld that ship. That's awesome. Seven.
Speaker 1: It was powerful enough to turn horses into meet with
Speaker 1: one blast. My question is, do you guys have a
Speaker 1: favorite cartoonly powerful weapon that comes close to not belonging
Speaker 1: in the setting it finds itself in hard mode? No
Speaker 1: Gears three sawed off shotgun. That thing was ridiculous, dude,
Speaker 1: But I would argue the normal shotguns ridiculous in that
Speaker 1: game too, Like, yeah, that one was crazy. But in
Speaker 1: PvP and Gears three, the sawed off shotgun would literally
Speaker 1: blow you up. The radical was so small, but if
Speaker 1: you hit somebody, they would just disappear. The radical was big.
Speaker 1: It was. It was big, remember, yeah, because that's the
Speaker 1: whole point was that, Like it was like impossible to
Speaker 1: aim because it saw it was that was it was. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I remember specifically because like generally, I mean generally in
Speaker 5: game design, like the tighter the radical, the more accurate.
Speaker 1: But I remember being like mega, why I remember hitting
Speaker 1: some guy with it one time. They were running past,
Speaker 1: like they were like ledge hopping, and it half him
Speaker 1: made it, like half him made it to the other ledge.
Speaker 1: The other half just on the floor in front of me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, the guns and gears really
Speaker 1: just eviscerate in a way that's not that is so common,
Speaker 1: like because I've seen shotguns shoot through meat right, like
Speaker 1: real meat, and it's like it's it's no joke. It
Speaker 1: was fuzzy, but what's there is still there?
Speaker 5: You know, it's not just gun right, I'm dimissed to
Speaker 5: the point where like, oh, there's no ribs at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this people people's top halves in that game, which
Speaker 1: is pop out of existence. It's the funniest ever, very true. Bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was so everything about that game brutal. And you
Speaker 1: beat someone with your fucking, your fucking handgun and their
Speaker 1: head pops open, and I'm like, Jesus shit, this game is.
Speaker 1: It was such a it's violent. I would have let
Speaker 1: my kid play that game. Not my child, you know,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 5: They have to probably like eleven eleven twelve, Yes, it's
Speaker 5: probably around the time.
Speaker 1: That's when I'm like, you can play this. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds about right. That's too much. They might have nightmares. Genuinely,
Speaker 1: I think that's good having nightmares.
Speaker 5: I think it's I don't know, man, I remember being
Speaker 5: attracted to like games and movies that were like way
Speaker 5: too scary for me when I was young, specifically because
Speaker 5: I don't know, like if I had watched them when
Speaker 5: I was thirty, like I would lose all impact.
Speaker 1: I've definitely overwatched horror things, and now nothing like that
Speaker 1: scares me. Yeah, movies don't really I overdid it. I
Speaker 1: like I watched like fucking because I was afraid of
Speaker 1: like possession of movies, the demon movies when I was younger.
Speaker 1: I was like, what really scared me? And then I
Speaker 1: just watched them over and over again. I say, Oh,
Speaker 1: the stupid but they help because everyone knows movies are
Speaker 1: really dumb. Yeah, they have to be. I was talking
Speaker 1: to my friend recently. I was talking with Paul.
Speaker 5: He's telling me that he has he used to have
Speaker 5: a fear of being vaporized like a real because of
Speaker 5: like Spider Man and Mars attacks. Oh my god, because
Speaker 5: of the Pumpkin bomb, and we would just like get
Speaker 5: rid of your skin and just leave your skeleton just
Speaker 5: sit chilling there.
Speaker 1: He's afraid of something that couldn't never happen. Well, he
Speaker 1: used to when he was a kid. He was like,
Speaker 1: is this pot how possible. Is this? It's like that.
Speaker 5: It's like that John m'laney bit about like quicksand and now,
Speaker 5: like everybody like if you're a child, you thought quicksand
Speaker 5: would be like a more like a bigger deal than
Speaker 5: it ended up being.
Speaker 1: Seem would get out of quicksand it's crazy. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't even think I've ever seen quicksand. Like I
Speaker 1: saw this like white woman and somewhere in like somewhere
Speaker 1: in the fucking where she shouldn't be obviously, well if
Speaker 1: there's quicksand, yeah, and she was like watch this that.
Speaker 1: She like wiggled her leg and like got half out
Speaker 1: one leg, like half out and then did the same
Speaker 1: with the other leg. And he was like, all right,
Speaker 1: that's how you get out. And I'm like, why the fuck?
Speaker 1: I just flipped out of one. You've been in quick
Speaker 1: samp before, Yeah, I just flipped out of it. Simple
Speaker 1: the idea of quicksand happening. You're just grabbing the sand,
Speaker 1: pushing it under you. I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh weird. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: this can't hold me. I kind of want to. I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, I'm kind of I kind of want
Speaker 1: to sit in quicksand you want to try what it is? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean as long as you have like a
Speaker 4: control of environment, or as long as you have a harness,
Speaker 4: you'll be fine.
Speaker 5: I'm curious because I just don't understand, Like I don't
Speaker 5: understand because I've seen so many representations of it.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what it is? Right? You know
Speaker 1: what it is? Right? I know it's quicksand I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's pretty much an idea of that, like a mud pit,
Speaker 1: but it's sand. So what happens is that if you
Speaker 1: move too much, the muddles separate and think you but
Speaker 1: this is a function is it functionally that like that
Speaker 1: word still has the same mass. So what happens is
Speaker 1: that you're it's too hard to just swim through.
Speaker 5: Right, I guess what I'm guessing. What I'm asking is
Speaker 5: is it really a danger to a person?
Speaker 1: Yes? It can absolutely kill you. Yeah, well mainly if
Speaker 1: you feel like it's only if you don't. But you
Speaker 1: do know, you will have to have no clue how
Speaker 1: to do kind of like a tar pit. Like tar,
Speaker 1: you're in bad shape. I flipped out of tart. I
Speaker 1: don't like this flipped there used to be a tar
Speaker 1: pitch black. Don't like black, you just made it water.
Speaker 1: You just like stop stop stop. There used to be
Speaker 1: a tar pit in the middle of our living room
Speaker 1: when I was growing up. It's like you just your
Speaker 1: your dad was going now and just jump inside of it
Speaker 1: and they'd be gone for three hours. Fucking war paint
Speaker 1: on and ship. It's very scary.
Speaker 5: But anyway, I actually can't think of like it's still
Speaker 5: like your boy, I'm trying to think of like absurdly.
Speaker 1: There was that pulse that you got the end of the
Speaker 1: rest of before after you beat the game and you
Speaker 1: bought that just shot lightning at people. Remember that was
Speaker 1: that real? Yeah? I don't want the special dishes. Maybe
Speaker 1: kid was in like the we want to think. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't remember. You just shot like energy at people.
Speaker 1: There's also the fucking getting the Megabuster proper and dead
Speaker 1: rising after the game you got the real megabum Yet
Speaker 1: that actually that's a great answer, and it was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is what is that? That's a perfect
Speaker 1: example because that really does not belong to Capcom games
Speaker 1: in general. Full of that because I know and the
Speaker 1: Mega Man Legends, the first X game, not like just
Speaker 1: the first X game. There's like pieces you get that
Speaker 1: you can like collect, like these armor. Then that a
Speaker 1: game you can do a show you can so you
Speaker 1: don't actually you can kill a Sigma with one hit.
Speaker 1: You just need to actually do a specific it kills
Speaker 1: anything in one hit. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's the only way it works though, is you
Speaker 4: have to have full health.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, first you have to do a specific thing
Speaker 4: to get it. So once you there was a bunch
Speaker 4: of shit you have to kill. You have to kill
Speaker 4: this one guy in a specific way. It's so stupid
Speaker 4: figuring it out on your own. I don't know how
Speaker 4: you would do it. Yeah, like shit like that.
Speaker 1: I'm just like this is a game developer that released
Speaker 1: the video saying I was a regular person that did
Speaker 1: like no one finds these things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a theory that like some of those
Speaker 5: were made, like some of those impossible things to figure
Speaker 5: out are literally just a way for people to.
Speaker 1: Be like I actually did work on this game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and here's how I here's how I can prove it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that here's this ridiculous thing that no one
Speaker 1: would ever know, and like I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's like, oh, that's crazy, and then it
Speaker 5: just like spreads that way.
Speaker 1: But now it's just like traditional to that. Now it's
Speaker 1: just like there'll be a guide at some point because
Speaker 1: it was going to hack. It's happened.
Speaker 4: It's actually happened a handful of times in history where
Speaker 4: no one ever discovered the Easter Egg and they're like
Speaker 4: fuck because they were thinking, make sure numbers. Someone has
Speaker 4: to replicate this one thing, one person at least. The
Speaker 4: problem is someone probably did, but they don't remember what
Speaker 4: the fuck they did, so then they can't do it again,
Speaker 4: so it's like it's useless. And then they didn't think
Speaker 4: about that. I remember there was a Star Wars like
Speaker 4: like Potter Racing game that had that too, where there
Speaker 4: was something they figured out there was there was something
Speaker 4: a secret thing, and no one figured it out, and
Speaker 4: the development has had to come out and be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 4: we put something in the game. But anyway, Theduken Sure
Speaker 4: you Can is one is they did that as well,
Speaker 4: which is awesome, it's but it's also very not getting
Speaker 4: like so the positioning yourself to have full health. So
Speaker 4: if you have like an energy tank, like you know,
Speaker 4: reserve tank, so then you can do that and then
Speaker 4: do it and kill things in one shot.
Speaker 1: Is pretty funny. I got all the pieces. I remember
Speaker 1: getting the helm was the worst part because you had
Speaker 1: to come off like a like a fucking rail thing
Speaker 1: and then freeze birds and climb up somewhere to a
Speaker 1: random ledge that was and Doctor Light's like, hey, how's
Speaker 1: it going. You made it this far? Awesome? Here's a
Speaker 1: head piece, and I'm like, thanks, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: know which one that is. It was it was I
Speaker 1: had it on the PSP, but I think it was
Speaker 1: Mega Man X one.
Speaker 4: That's not X one. You can't you can't do any
Speaker 4: X one. No, I'm X one is burned into my brain.
Speaker 1: I know that. I know that is. Which one is
Speaker 1: the one? Which is uh uh? So it might have
Speaker 1: been the one I was on a game Boy. It
Speaker 1: might have been the one I was on a game
Speaker 1: Boy that got ported to the ps.
Speaker 4: The thing is freezing something almost. I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: because so I I know X. I know X one
Speaker 4: through three like very thoroughly, and you never really had
Speaker 4: to use other things. It's basically they didn't make it
Speaker 4: too impossible to be able to get something. The only
Speaker 4: thing you would need is you might need another piece
Speaker 4: of gear to obtrave so to get the to get
Speaker 4: the the the the maxed out xbuster, you would have
Speaker 4: to have the helmet because there was these stupid blocks
Speaker 4: that you can only fuck up with their helmet X one,
Speaker 4: So you would have to on the elephant stage, which
Speaker 4: was annoying because you can miss it. So you can
Speaker 4: miss the jump and fall many times and have to
Speaker 4: start over. But that's how you would get that charged
Speaker 4: up thing. It's stupid. It's so fucking stupid. But anyway, dude,
Speaker 4: speaking of Mega Mound Legends, you're talking about like a weapon.
Speaker 4: So there's a rocket launcher that you get or missile launcher,
Speaker 4: and if you have enough Zenny enough money, you could
Speaker 4: uh make it infinite and it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's like that game was.
Speaker 4: Cool because you would take pieces to roll and then
Speaker 4: she would build weapons for you and then so you
Speaker 4: can she can upgrade it to where you have infinite
Speaker 4: missiles and then everything just becomes hilarious. And that game's
Speaker 4: crazy because you can go throughout the entire game and
Speaker 4: not have some really important shit like the skates, like
Speaker 4: where you just hold down circle and then you just
Speaker 4: start gliding through the cities. You can miss that, and
Speaker 4: it makes the game significantly easier and easier to traverse,
Speaker 4: and it mag my Legends is phenomenal.
Speaker 1: I've played that game. I love that game. I need
Speaker 1: to remaster so badly. I don't even need to remake,
Speaker 1: I need to fucking remash. I'm genuinely surprised that those
Speaker 1: games have not had like a like because I I
Speaker 1: I got pretty much everything that I wanted off the
Speaker 1: PS one already, you know what I mean, Like all
Speaker 1: my favorite stuff on the PS one is now, especially
Speaker 1: today because now, like I think for the last couple
Speaker 1: of days, Legacy of Kane is finally out. Stoke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's out, So I'm stoked to get into that. But
Speaker 1: I want to finish Indiana Jones first, because I started
Speaker 1: Soccer two and like that ended up being like busted
Speaker 1: in a certain way or I was like, oh damn,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't finish it now because it's busted. And then I
Speaker 1: moved on to this and I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: can't move on to fucking Legacy A Kane. I'll just
Speaker 1: do it after. But everything like of Legacy Kane is
Speaker 1: one of those like very specific gameshere. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that that even remotely got attention at all. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Mega Man then one of cap Comes biggest I p's
Speaker 1: they that's so crazy.
Speaker 4: It's very frustrated to me in a way that the
Speaker 4: the the Pie Scoring games have had multiple uh compilations
Speaker 4: of like an Anniversary.
Speaker 1: The Legacy Collection Legacy even.
Speaker 4: Before that, I had fucking on PS two, I had
Speaker 4: all the x's they are, They've done this multiple times
Speaker 4: with this and fucking street Fighter, and then like for
Speaker 4: some reason, I don't know what's going on with those
Speaker 4: uh those Legend games, Like they didn't even do the
Speaker 4: third one and then just number one they just have
Speaker 4: no third love. Yeah, so it was it was normally
Speaker 4: gonna be for I think for DS, and then they
Speaker 4: just canceled it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck happened. We know that
Speaker 1: they went through a hard time for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Capcom was downhill for quite a while, It's true, but
Speaker 1: I just but now they're back. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: They're just they're just kind of focusing on Resident Evil.
Speaker 1: Remember Honey Moosha before fucking Mega Man Legends, Magma Legs
Speaker 1: I just wonder maybe it's sold poorly. It couldn't have
Speaker 1: that thing. It was so celebrated that they put those
Speaker 1: fucking characters in Marvelus Captam too. They put in fucking
Speaker 1: was it those versions they put in t Bon the
Speaker 1: chick with the fucking Bontron or whatever the her name is,
Speaker 1: was it those versions of them? Was it the Mega
Speaker 1: Man legends vergis.
Speaker 4: The serve bots are from Megama Legends, like the Lego
Speaker 4: People Holy Ship.
Speaker 1: So that's and then that's that role actually, and then
Speaker 1: Bond is from well the role, the Mega role was.
Speaker 4: Just just their own entity, like they weren't specifically from
Speaker 4: because that wasn't Vulnut Mega Man.
Speaker 1: Volnut is what his name is. Oh yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: not Mega Man.
Speaker 4: That's just just those are just regular Mega Man put
Speaker 4: into the game. But say Capcom two when they added
Speaker 4: some people, right, they added Bond, they added fucking the
Speaker 4: serve bot like they obviously mag Man legends mean something
Speaker 4: to them since they put that in there, right, and
Speaker 4: they just there has to be a logical explanation why
Speaker 4: they haven't done it.
Speaker 1: Maybe has something to do with Nintendo. Maybe maybe they
Speaker 1: lost the source code that kind of happens that would
Speaker 1: fucking make me sad. A ship that happens to some game.
Speaker 1: Some games have just gone forever because they just theyre
Speaker 1: like code's going.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look it up. I haven't looked at it.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't look. If I look it up, I'm
Speaker 4: probably get sad. But it doesn't make any sense because
Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of people have not played
Speaker 4: that Mega Man Legends, and it's one of my favorites,
Speaker 4: like top five.
Speaker 1: I've never played megam I love game sixty four. It
Speaker 1: was not sixty four N one O one, but I
Speaker 1: think sixty four one had a different name. I think
Speaker 1: I remember probably it was just sixty I think it
Speaker 1: was sixty four. I think it probably was that, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure it looked a little better. Probably. The one
Speaker 1: thing is God the soundtrack is I still remember. I
Speaker 1: still remember the soundtrack for that ship. It's the Mega
Speaker 1: Man games in general. Their soundtracks are probably they're pretty great,
Speaker 1: probably the best part of their series.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I used I used there that ship for like everything.
Speaker 4: And also if you go into the Apple Market in
Speaker 4: a Magama Legends, you can go into the CD store
Speaker 4: and listen to samples of the cities, and even those
Speaker 4: things are fire like there's like a baroque fucking thing.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's so it's so good. I would love
Speaker 1: for people. Tracks in general are really good. Captain. I'm
Speaker 1: so glad to hit their stride again due because I
Speaker 1: remember they were like because growing up they were like
Speaker 1: they're ship and then like they were like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is kind of when we were in high school. They
Speaker 1: were like, well they were they weren't really the ship.
Speaker 1: Growing up. They were more like post Dead Rising there.
Speaker 1: They were riding the reputation of being the ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Pre they were like pre like, oh we made out
Speaker 1: because I remember Alpha three, dude, when Third Strike came out, bro,
Speaker 1: I remembered it was like, oh one O two. That
Speaker 1: was an event, dude. I remember going to this play.
Speaker 1: It's called the Laser Park down downtown Manhattan. I remember
Speaker 1: going there and the fighting game corner of that place
Speaker 1: was packed like to the like they had like the
Speaker 1: little like the little like weird little rides and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and like the fools ball, like the the
Speaker 1: what is it called the not foolsball when you throw
Speaker 1: the ball whatever it is, like all those like small
Speaker 1: like that ship was popping, but over in the fighting corner,
Speaker 1: I wanted to go over there, Like, you can't go
Speaker 1: over there, you will get lost. Everybody there was just
Speaker 1: like rown ass men like playing. People were just getting
Speaker 1: fucking face blasted. It was insane. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: this is the fucking loser, fucking snowballed loser gets a
Speaker 1: gang man? Do you play?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 1: What is Mega Man? Like? Like, I don't eve think I've
Speaker 1: seen it? What is it? Still? So it's it's it's
Speaker 1: just like it's a proper artform. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's open world just Mega Man, is it probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that like it's only Mega Man's only RPG
Speaker 1: like like legit, I think, I guess as well as
Speaker 1: battle in the battle networks. Not No, that's like a
Speaker 1: deck building game technically. Yeah, that game's That game is
Speaker 1: just cool like it it's it?
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: I really like one of my favorite It's just one
Speaker 4: of my favorite experiences, especially for PlayStation. How how big
Speaker 4: the game felt too, like there was a vast and
Speaker 4: so much like, oh man, this is walled off, like
Speaker 4: I have to figure out how to get through this.
Speaker 4: I need specific weapons, I need the the actually aspect
Speaker 4: finding a piece of my the jet skates one piece
Speaker 4: you find in the trash can and the reason you know,
Speaker 4: you kick trash cans in in the city and it
Speaker 4: makes a certain sound to know that something's yeah, and
Speaker 4: you're like, oh shit, and then you and then you're like,
Speaker 4: there's a fucking broken fan thing and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: wonder what can I make with this? And you get
Speaker 4: other ship and this bitch is like, oh, I can
Speaker 4: make something for you, and then she It makes this
Speaker 4: cool like kind of thing when you have a new
Speaker 4: ship that is such an.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a great The soundtrack though, is real.
Speaker 1: Video games were really they were really cute back in
Speaker 1: the day. Man, they were really like there was like
Speaker 1: a I don't know, there was something about like just
Speaker 1: ideas you know. It was like more of an idea
Speaker 1: farm once amount a time where it's just like this
Speaker 1: sounds cool, why don't you put it in? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: it's just fun fun. I think that's kind of I
Speaker 1: do feel like we might I don't know, I could
Speaker 1: be a little boomerish about it, probably because we're older.
Speaker 1: I actually I don't know, because I actually feel like
Speaker 1: we're kind of in that space again for the first
Speaker 1: time in a while. I don't think we're there, and
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think it's ever going to be
Speaker 1: that anymore. Well, I mean, like I think the same way,
Speaker 1: But I do think like I do think there's like
Speaker 1: less of a concern over realism now that we can
Speaker 1: just do it. Yeah, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: look at I look at a game like Astbah and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Astrobot would not have been greenlit in the
Speaker 1: last in twenty ten through twenty nineteen at all, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like we just wouldn't have saw it.
Speaker 1: We didn't. I agree. I think that kind of thing
Speaker 1: got kind of disappeared. I think the idea of people
Speaker 1: just truly being able to have fun with things isn't
Speaker 1: going to exist anymore because of how much money is
Speaker 1: in a machine like building. I think I think we'll
Speaker 1: we'll get games that are fun, but games like we'll
Speaker 1: never get a game like Crash Bandicoot again in a
Speaker 1: way where it's like this is an idea that sounds
Speaker 1: silly and it doesn't have an IP backing it to
Speaker 1: make an idea, you know. Yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 1: it's will get games like well, not never it's it'll
Speaker 1: be hard, and it have to be A company has
Speaker 1: already proven themselves to do something like that and do
Speaker 1: it well. I guess.
Speaker 5: I guess just to me, I look at like I
Speaker 5: feel like because they has been better in the last
Speaker 5: like two to three years, I feel like POD is great.
Speaker 1: I agree. So, but name a name, a name a
Speaker 1: game franchise that is that quirky that exists. No, I
Speaker 1: think was stuff like that. Actually it looked like ship,
Speaker 1: but it was the human opinion is that the humans
Speaker 1: looked worse than that. They look like the fucking cranky
Speaker 1: anchor you showed me they I don't know, man, it's like, guys,
Speaker 1: I understand what you're trying to do, but who who
Speaker 1: did you?
Speaker 4: Who did you think didn't they test this and didn't
Speaker 4: everybody say?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? Like that's kind I feel about Concord
Speaker 1: like you. I watched you what you call ticket levels yesterday,
Speaker 1: amazing fucking fantasticret level secret levels. Oh it's amazing. I
Speaker 1: heard about it. It's amazing, dude, Like.
Speaker 5: I've heard like mixed things about it anymore, because everybody
Speaker 5: told me Temple Doom sucked.
Speaker 1: I don't trust any of you people. Anymore. You can't
Speaker 1: trust those opinions.
Speaker 4: You have to that there's a I just want people
Speaker 4: to think more for themselves. I don't like that there's
Speaker 4: way too many people that seem to just get their opinion,
Speaker 4: like you said from a YouTuber.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you think for yourself when you can
Speaker 1: do fair? I do like it. Like, look, I love dude,
Speaker 1: I loved I love a good video essay. And I
Speaker 1: appreciate people who, like you, have a thought about something
Speaker 1: and they make a thing and it's theirs, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like they've formulated it. Like the thing
Speaker 1: I mentioned a couple of episodes back about like the
Speaker 1: GTA four being developed at the same time that it was,
Speaker 1: you know, representing. I think it was a dope premise.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and it's cool. Uh, But like I feel
Speaker 1: like a lot of people just they hear something, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what is dounky you think about this? Yeah? Yeah, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's my opinion. Now. It's like, I don't like videas anymore.
Speaker 1: I've kind of grown out of them.
Speaker 4: I love lore videos though, but that's the I like
Speaker 4: a good videos. I like a good video essay. And
Speaker 4: one thing that I like about one is I can
Speaker 4: tell when they're being what what I mean is they're
Speaker 4: not trying to convince you that their opinion is the
Speaker 4: correct one, and not in a way that they're being
Speaker 4: very they're saying that, but say, like I watched a
Speaker 4: lot of dragon Age stuff recently, and some of them
Speaker 4: the way that they're talking or even their title is
Speaker 4: is like what I'm saying is what is true and
Speaker 4: not just let me tell you my opinion about this,
Speaker 4: because I'm like, I want to hear your opinion about it,
Speaker 4: but I don't want you to try to convince me that, hey,
Speaker 4: this is dogshit because X y Z tell me why
Speaker 4: you think this is dogshit for X and show me
Speaker 4: x y and Z. The language is very different in
Speaker 4: essays where there's people that I'm like, I don't like
Speaker 4: what you're trying to do, and I feel like people
Speaker 4: get kind of coerce into believing them instead of being like,
Speaker 4: that's an interesting thought. Yeah, it's a weird thing where
Speaker 4: I'm like, you can absorb somebody's thought and not absorb
Speaker 4: it into your own in a way of just being like, oh,
Speaker 4: your perspective is interesting. I don't know if I'm fully
Speaker 4: convinced maybe I need to watch more shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or just I just like people to be I'm
Speaker 1: fine with even that tone as long as, like I,
Speaker 1: the person seems like they care and it isn't like a, oh,
Speaker 1: I make video essays about video games like this is
Speaker 1: the next thing. I think when I make a Halo video,
Speaker 1: it's like, because I give you ship, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make a video about like street Fighter.
Speaker 1: If I do, I'm phoning it in. There has to
Speaker 1: be a through line of both, you know, because at
Speaker 1: a point I could talk about Spider Man for years,
Speaker 1: you know about how much I care about Spider Man,
Speaker 1: how much I love the character. But the difference between
Speaker 1: some people is that some people have perspectives that though
Speaker 1: you have to give your perspective as you can without
Speaker 1: trying to demean others. Just give me a perspective, because
Speaker 1: I think I can start. But it's that's and that's
Speaker 1: a tightrope dance in its own right, you know, Like
Speaker 1: obviously because I've I've been a Spider here for like
Speaker 1: a long time, and people have certain confused about like
Speaker 1: I genuinely think people disagree with me on this. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it's not amazing. I think Spider Man two
Speaker 1: is a fucking fantastic movie, and I think it has
Speaker 1: scenes that are the best from Spider Man, scenes that
Speaker 1: are insane. But I think Spider Man one is a
Speaker 1: better movie. I think Willem Dafoe's performance outshines everything we've
Speaker 1: seen from a Spider Man. Like you've seen your language,
Speaker 1: how you already said. I think I'm already I'm completely
Speaker 1: fine with that.
Speaker 4: I and maybe I'm nitpicking, but it's when people are mean,
Speaker 4: like Spider Man one is a better movie, let me
Speaker 4: tell you why, and it's it's it's a there's a
Speaker 4: way that people It almost like people are trying to
Speaker 4: convince you instead of more it's just more of a
Speaker 4: like I'm trying to convince you to think my way.
Speaker 4: Then let me tell you why I think this. And
Speaker 4: to me, there's something.
Speaker 1: That I've had moments like that. The thing is that,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I'm getting old, and as I'm
Speaker 1: getting old, I kind of just taking steps back from
Speaker 1: like objective, the objective, my perspective being objective, If that
Speaker 1: makes any sense.
Speaker 4: You're just being aware that this is not the only
Speaker 4: way to think, or this is not the correct way
Speaker 4: to think in a way that like say, I've I watched.
Speaker 4: I watched a couple of video essays about uh from
Speaker 4: soft games having an easy mode or say why this
Speaker 4: would be bad? And every single one I disagreed with,
Speaker 4: but I was fine with people giving the perspective.
Speaker 1: I actually watched. I actually watched a bunch of videos
Speaker 1: about that stuff. Uh huh, and I changed my opinion.
Speaker 1: I actually agree it wouldn't be it wouldn't be detrimental
Speaker 1: because I just don't have to use it. Literally. I
Speaker 1: went through that whole thing out of country with Lily
Speaker 1: and her brother about it, right, yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 1: though the game means a lot to me in a
Speaker 1: combative nature and a difficulty I experience in it that
Speaker 1: is not for everybody, and people shouldn't be barred out
Speaker 1: of the game because of that. Well that was mine,
Speaker 1: and I agree, and I agree, I totally think about it.
Speaker 4: I wanted to see if anybody could actually convince me
Speaker 4: to not think that way, So that was I was
Speaker 4: seeking out other people's opinions about that, and some of
Speaker 4: those people were more like, say, hostile about it, but
Speaker 4: I was already like, I don't know if anyone could
Speaker 4: convince me to you don't have to participate in this.
Speaker 4: And so every thing that I heard it was mostly
Speaker 4: more about like, say.
Speaker 1: The prestige, it's prestige of this ip that it would
Speaker 1: make it seem shittier overall by doing this, And I
Speaker 1: was like, look, maybe, but I also I don't have
Speaker 1: this dogmatic connection to from software, So I guess I
Speaker 1: don't feel that way, but some people do.
Speaker 4: Some people are like this is the greatest fucking uh
Speaker 4: like like, uh, this is the greatest game company that
Speaker 4: has ever lived, in their opinion, and they don't want
Speaker 4: to see it turn like into everything else that has
Speaker 4: a thousand different difficulties. And I'm like, I understand your feeling, However,
Speaker 4: that's just not how I.
Speaker 1: Feel the fact that like I wouldn't I wouldn't particulate.
Speaker 1: And I think that not every game is built for
Speaker 1: everyone to absorb, right, but everyone should have the ability
Speaker 1: to be able to enjoy something, you know, like I
Speaker 1: I think I think those things are hard to do.
Speaker 1: It's not really an easy thing to be able to
Speaker 1: make something that I exist in both those spaces of
Speaker 1: the same sign. Well, that's ultimately the that's the challenge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of the thing. Like ideally, like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have a problem in like a perfect world, like yeah,
Speaker 1: sure whatever, But like I just I do think that
Speaker 1: there's like development costs and time that goes into that
Speaker 1: that ultimately, like I think about the Breath of the
Speaker 1: Wild in those games are like there's no difficulties lighter
Speaker 1: in that game, And I think that results in like
Speaker 1: a better designed game because you're not splitting your focus
Speaker 1: between different Oh, we have to balance easy, so it's
Speaker 1: so it's not crazy, or we have to balance normal,
Speaker 1: so it's like reasonable for like a casual player. We
Speaker 1: have to balance super hard, so it's not unfair but challenging.
Speaker 1: Just stick with one difficulty level, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think that results in like better designed games because
Speaker 1: it's more focus going into a single vision of something
Speaker 1: and how things are supposed to function. I actually I
Speaker 1: agree with that.
Speaker 4: The only issue that I have is that they would
Speaker 4: probably games overall would probably get more difficult it just
Speaker 4: because if like say, let's just say for the sake
Speaker 4: of argument, obviously this is some bullshit, but if there
Speaker 4: was everybody's like we're still only going to fill with
Speaker 4: someone difficulty. Everything is gonna take a step up, because
Speaker 4: if you were to take a step back.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I think it would everybody. Case by case.
Speaker 1: It's definitely case by case. Uh you know. But ideally,
Speaker 1: if if such a if such a thing didn't demand
Speaker 1: so much development time and extra focus, I would think, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking whatever, put an easy moon from some who cares. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But like, I'm kind of staggered that games even have
Speaker 1: like these granular difficulty settings now where it's like, because
Speaker 1: that's playing Indiana Jones and like it did, there's like
Speaker 1: a general setting. There's like a general difficulty, but then
Speaker 1: there's like here's okay, exploration difficulty, puzzle difficulty. That's interesting. Hmm,
Speaker 1: look that's cool. I like that, But damn that must
Speaker 1: have taken that sounds like bitch.
Speaker 4: I Actually that's why I Look, I would try when
Speaker 4: people people, you be soft as a punching bag, but
Speaker 4: I I can always give them their flowers. For especially
Speaker 4: Assassin's Creed Odyssey. I stand by that game being really
Speaker 4: fucking fun. And also when people because I'll never forget
Speaker 4: when people were complaining about some of their UI and
Speaker 4: some of the hood shit like that, and I was saying, guys,
Speaker 4: there's Exploration mode where it turns into dark Souls. Essentially
Speaker 4: it gives you nothing and it shows you nothing. And
Speaker 4: they even says this is how we want you to play.
Speaker 4: But most people are like, that's fucking no.
Speaker 1: You know, it's there for focus groups because like a
Speaker 1: lot of people are like, where do we go? And
Speaker 1: it's like that's the point. A lot of people are like,
Speaker 1: I don't like this, and it's like what, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: this thing it gives.
Speaker 4: They give you the options to even stealth if you
Speaker 4: suck dick at stealth, which there's a lot of there's
Speaker 4: DSPs out there, so like they give you the option
Speaker 4: to where the AI is so stupid, yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I think that's really fucking cool because
Speaker 4: then they also do in the opposite direction where they
Speaker 4: make it more realistic, whereas I turn it all the
Speaker 4: way up to where it's actually challenging, to where they
Speaker 4: can see you behind the tree, you know, because that's stupid, that's.
Speaker 1: A person right there. Yeah, I don't. I like, I
Speaker 1: like that dumb. Like there's a it depends on the game,
Speaker 1: I guess the dumb like a splinter Cell game like
Speaker 1: I want this the AI to be smart, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, where like that's the whole point. But
Speaker 1: if it's a game where it's like loose, it's kind
Speaker 1: of loose, there's like stealth elements to it. I agree. Now,
Speaker 1: let me it can't be too hard. Let me be
Speaker 1: on like I don't care that they can't see me
Speaker 1: just because I'm like standing just above their eye line.
Speaker 1: Like I'm fine, that's cool. It sells.
Speaker 4: I think I was just watching So I did watch
Speaker 4: Donkey's video on Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a moment like that, Yeah, the AI
Speaker 1: is not smart.
Speaker 4: He peeks over through the threshold of the door and
Speaker 4: he keeps trying to throw ship at the guy and
Speaker 4: then he misses, Like the guy dodges out of the way,
Speaker 4: but he doesn't do anything, and then he goes back
Speaker 4: and gets more.
Speaker 5: The A is very much like the I in that
Speaker 5: game is very much like we're these are Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: This is Indiana Jones. Like it's not like they're not
Speaker 1: like these are clone troopers. Man. Yeah, the whole not
Speaker 1: when I get that these are the whole point is
Speaker 1: that the whole point is that the whole point is
Speaker 1: clothes are dangerous.
Speaker 5: The whole point is that they're gonna catch you. And
Speaker 5: if they if they do catch you, you could you
Speaker 5: can just beat them up. Yes, and then you're scott
Speaker 5: free because that's Indiana, Joe. Yes, it's fine, exactly know
Speaker 5: it works for that kind of this universe.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I for thinking. Like you said, if
Speaker 4: this was splitter so you'd be very upset you it'd be.
Speaker 1: So annoying if they, like, if they like were just
Speaker 1: hyper fucking aware Indiana, Like, no, no, because it's like.
Speaker 4: There's no point in there's no point Like now you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm literally dealthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people like that's so stupid. When you put the
Speaker 1: bats over their head. Yeah, I put bast people's head.
Speaker 1: Then I fucking cut their heads off one two, they
Speaker 1: don't see me do it. Then I behead them. There
Speaker 1: is something to.
Speaker 4: Uh meddle gear solid to where it does have the
Speaker 4: balance where it's very obviously it's stealth focused.
Speaker 1: But then you have the box yeah, where it's like
Speaker 1: how does this work? It's so funny. It should be
Speaker 1: something really cool in there. Though I just started, so
Speaker 1: I never I never finished a middle five. So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm playing through it right now. Man, what a fun game.
Speaker 1: It is a very fun game like stealth game, Like
Speaker 1: as a stealth game, it's fucking perfect. It is I
Speaker 1: think the best third person stealth game ever. It's so
Speaker 1: fucking good. It is very fun to play. The weird
Speaker 1: thing about the game that was that it ends in
Speaker 1: the middle. It's very weird, very ends, and then it
Speaker 1: ends and then it just keeps going because it's trying
Speaker 1: to hammer it in, like there's like a there's like
Speaker 1: a meta narrative that it's like trying to get you
Speaker 1: to go along with. And it's like I get it,
Speaker 1: but like I don't care past this because because I
Speaker 1: know what you're doing. That's the it's cool that's called
Speaker 1: to me in general. Yeah, it's like he's like very
Speaker 1: conceptual things and I'm like, I got the content ready,
Speaker 1: but you don't gotta you don't gotta keep going. Well,
Speaker 1: they finally they nail that. Well, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: get it, but it's a game that's not supposed to
Speaker 1: end technically, Like me, like that's stranding. I get it.
Speaker 1: Like I tried to play the game again. I have
Speaker 1: I'm not like maybe twenty two hours into the game.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, really, and I'm trying to play it because like,
Speaker 1: I really don't like playing it. I don't like I
Speaker 1: don't like the narrative. I really don't narrative. I don't
Speaker 1: like Norman Reatis at all at all. I like him there,
Speaker 1: just I feel like he I feel like he's so
Speaker 1: like you still think of him as like Daryl. He's
Speaker 1: still Darrel to Darryl. Daryl's badass. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: It doesn't help that he doesn't change his look at all.
Speaker 1: It is is a problem. That is a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have an a motive face really either. So
Speaker 1: it's just like I killed design? Where's Merle? Where's my brother?
Speaker 1: The movement, like walking through that game, trudging through stuff
Speaker 1: is fucking pretty cool. I'll give it that, Like, that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Great, that's the part that everybody has told me. But
Speaker 4: I personally, I have just everything that I see and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I just don't want to I don't think
Speaker 4: you would like it, Yeah, I just I don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't think you would like it. I think you
Speaker 1: would like Aniana Jones. I don't think you would like
Speaker 1: I want. I'm not gonna I don't buy it. Takes
Speaker 1: a lot for me to buy games brand new. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so, but I'm also definitely not anymore, Derek. What
Speaker 1: I mean is that, No, I'm not. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna skip Death Stranding. I've just been years.
Speaker 1: Obviously I'm just gonna skip it. But I just, I
Speaker 1: just I've seen so much of it and I'm still like,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to do that. That's not for
Speaker 1: It's definitely not for most people. Yeah, it's it's a
Speaker 1: very specific game. Indiana. I'm excited for. I want to
Speaker 1: I want to play Indiana, but I just don't get
Speaker 1: game pass. Don't wait for sale. I I have the
Speaker 1: wait for sale game pass. It's only come down the license.
Speaker 1: It's dude hitting Nazis in the face with a sledgehammer.
Speaker 1: It's so satisfying. It is it is? It has not gotten.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Actually, I think I think sledge hamper.
Speaker 4: Remember, seem like enough blood for it to be con
Speaker 4: or anything.
Speaker 1: It was. It's not crazy bloody. It seems like a
Speaker 1: TX There is blood though Indiana. June's in the template. No,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 1: Great circle? I don't know what the rating is. Actually
Speaker 1: that's interesting. And I also don't have the box art,
Speaker 1: so I don't even know what I can't even like
Speaker 1: pull an image from memory. It's a machine games game, though,
Speaker 1: I feel like I assume it's rated.
Speaker 4: Then probably barely barely like it is, but it's like
Speaker 4: rated n.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask what the ends for nearly M? Nearly?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine raided? And M? What the fuck? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, God forbid? A web page just works? Don't
Speaker 1: you like that? I really, I am so baffled.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing is clicking on an article. And not
Speaker 4: only is the why he sucks?
Speaker 1: Why would he step on a shark? Jeff sucks? He's
Speaker 1: an asshole. That's so mean. He's an asshole. Yeah, played
Speaker 1: the game and you'll change your to him right there?
Speaker 1: Played a game. I really can't. I can't find an
Speaker 1: answer to this question. Isn't that amazing? I can't. I
Speaker 1: typed in Indiana Jones Great Circle rated M. How weird is?
Speaker 1: I can't fucking find the actual answer. Google is so
Speaker 1: fucking useless, it's it is hilariously bad at this point. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's rated T Jesus fucking T T for tits.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, like any of the Jones was
Speaker 1: like PG.
Speaker 4: Thirteen, Yeah, it was never it was never too crazy.
Speaker 4: I think like the Temple of Doom was like the craziest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, even that looks ridiculous. It does. Like it
Speaker 1: didn't even scare me as a kid. I love that
Speaker 1: was awesome. I loved it, dope. Bro. There's an action
Speaker 1: sequence where they're like shooting on like they're on mind carts,
Speaker 1: they're on like fucking mine cards, and then they shoot
Speaker 1: and then they're out running a flood and then they're like,
Speaker 1: it's that movie's sucking all. It's very uh like actiony
Speaker 1: Resonable four. To me, it feels like a resin Bel
Speaker 1: four movie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like straight up ye, even everything from like the
Speaker 5: Coldest to like all of it.
Speaker 1: Na part written now and then he's off set on fire.
Speaker 1: He gets his heard out. He's still alive. He gets
Speaker 1: his heard out, he's still like the wound seals. They
Speaker 1: dip him in a what like Soren's eye or something,
Speaker 1: because it was a pit of like it wasn't lava.
Speaker 1: They give him in like a pit of like bad evil.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's crazy, it's fun, man, motherfuckers? Are you
Speaker 1: know what? I did see. The main complaint that I
Speaker 1: did see was like, oh, like short round And also
Speaker 1: I think the girls annoy because she screams all the time,
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, I mean what it would would
Speaker 1: wouldn't you. I personally love that because it's like she's
Speaker 1: in a horror movie and everybody else is in like
Speaker 1: an adventure. Yeah, I love it. I love that aspect
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 5: She's terrified the entire time in him in this little
Speaker 5: Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford and this little Asian child, they're
Speaker 5: playing cards.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's awesome. I think it's great.
Speaker 4: I feel like, say jen Xers, Yeah, they probably really
Speaker 4: didn't like Temple to Doom because of that extra stuff
Speaker 4: that was added to it, But it came out when
Speaker 4: I was a kid, and even watching it now, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm I'm not watching something serious, so I don't need
Speaker 4: it to be. It's like, say, uh, I wouldn't compare.
Speaker 4: They're probably think of it in the way that uh
Speaker 4: episode one is, But I'm like, no, it's not that jarring.
Speaker 4: It's not jar jarr, it's not fucking young Anakin, it's
Speaker 4: not that jarring.
Speaker 1: Look dude, I like jar Jarr. I'll never not like
Speaker 1: jar jar binks. I understand. I watched more.
Speaker 4: Sith Lord stuff and I know and I know George
Speaker 4: Lucas did not, but I don't believe him because, like
Speaker 4: the more I've been watching more theories and I'm like, bro.
Speaker 4: First of all, there's the footage of him saying jar
Speaker 4: jars to keyed all of this, and I'm like, nigga.
Speaker 1: Why would you say that? Oh freaking up. Lucas says that.
Speaker 8: If we can get jar j R. Working, I think,
Speaker 8: I think this thing is really going to take off.
Speaker 1: I think, look at a rhyme.
Speaker 8: If we get rhyme finally, finally, Jorg George rhymes with
Speaker 8: so much already, I think to car car, there's something
Speaker 8: runs with car. Car rhymes with tartar, far far far.
Speaker 8: It rhymes with far far away, like.
Speaker 1: The bar bar Shrek.
Speaker 4: He says that, well, Shrek is Shrek came out before,
Speaker 4: didn't it?
Speaker 1: No? No, definitely not before, but it was it was
Speaker 1: around the same time, but after I when did my
Speaker 1: times are mixed upround Shrek?
Speaker 5: I think it was two thousand and it was around
Speaker 5: nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: What was it was one, two thousand, yeah, ninety nine,
Speaker 1: I think it might have been a ninety. That was
Speaker 1: the first. That was one of the first I remember
Speaker 1: seeing in my life. I remember going there and getting
Speaker 1: the little sippy cup of dar Vaders had on it
Speaker 1: and being like, this guy seemed interesting. So how did
Speaker 1: you did you like the movie when he saw I
Speaker 1: was really young, when you were really young? Right, well, Shrik,
Speaker 1: you see thousand one, and I remember so Phantom Menace
Speaker 1: he said, that was the first one, right, yeah, Phantom
Speaker 1: Menace nineteen ninety nine. Okay, damn nailed it, and that crazy.
Speaker 1: I love him hard. I love how hard it does,
Speaker 1: the stance of Darth Maul when they show up and
Speaker 1: it's like now there are two of them and it's
Speaker 1: city is and then Darth Mall's just I'm angry. I
Speaker 1: have nigga said nothing. He even said like six words.
Speaker 1: I don't even say words. I don't even remember. He said, finally, Master,
Speaker 1: it is our time. Yeah, I don't even remember he
Speaker 1: said he said that because I was like, this guy
Speaker 1: was like, why is he not?
Speaker 4: How is this guy Darth anything? And he's just not
Speaker 4: doing anything? Because to be dark, don't you have to
Speaker 4: be fucking important that he was just an apprentice. That's it.
Speaker 4: But even so, you don't whatever. I'm not gonna get
Speaker 4: about fucking episode one.
Speaker 1: I don't care. And then like he got killed, he
Speaker 1: got cut and happy didn get killed. Was he supposed
Speaker 1: I heard that he was supposed to make a return
Speaker 1: in the then the sequels seven eight nine, So it
Speaker 1: is his all speculation. I don't know exactly to apparently
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be him as the main villain.
Speaker 1: He was became the main villain. He becomes a sifk.
Speaker 1: The lord that said, yeah, Nigga has robot legs and gin.
Speaker 1: Yeah because because the Clone Wars and Clone Wars he survives,
Speaker 1: he does, but they gave him like the Mandalorians. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: damn it. I was ball was quick enough to come
Speaker 1: back and he was having apprentice by that point to
Speaker 1: a movie to no, he didn't well in in Clone Wars,
Speaker 1: Yes Wars, he find his brother Savago Press. He was
Speaker 1: such a fucking edgy ass. The Savajo Opress is so
Speaker 1: fucking it goes hard, but also only to me because
Speaker 1: I'm stupid. His name is Savage, Savage oppressed it so
Speaker 1: it is it is, but it is Star Wars though
Speaker 1: it is so dumb, but I get it.
Speaker 4: What was the race of what was it they were
Speaker 4: taking a jab at the Pneumonians or what is it?
Speaker 1: What do they look like? Dood? There were some flies?
Speaker 1: What were they annoying?
Speaker 4: I think it was the I think it was the
Speaker 4: Japanese sounding ones all the part of the generation and
Speaker 4: the Trade Federation had rolling even as a kid is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 5: I remember I never actually watched those movies until like
Speaker 5: way later, but like I I played Star Wars, Jedi Starfighter,
Speaker 5: and they have like they have like the tree you're.
Speaker 1: Fighting the Trade Federation that whole game, I think from
Speaker 1: what I remember, and the voiceovers are so funny. It
Speaker 1: is bad. Please get me out here. I'll buy you
Speaker 1: a whole planet. I get what he's coming from, but
Speaker 1: it's like, I look, dude, so got you got our
Speaker 1: imitates life, you know?
Speaker 4: Apparently apparently I don't know if this is true, but
Speaker 4: people were saying the Themoidians was was a jab at
Speaker 4: least they took the name from Leonard Nimoy because like
Speaker 4: it was saying, it's like every once in a while,
Speaker 4: there's these little shots at Star Trek and they're saying
Speaker 4: that was one of them, just taking Lenard Nemoy's name
Speaker 4: and camm the Namoidians.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. Wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was just saying, Like, being savage
Speaker 4: oppressed doesn't doing things like that doesn't.
Speaker 1: That's such a k rowling as name. Every every Darth
Speaker 1: person has a stupid Darth Sidious, Darth Tyrannis, Darth mall
Speaker 1: assage venturess Mall wasn't entirely obvious to me. It's pretty
Speaker 1: Darth Mall's malls. Like, what do you mean a weapon
Speaker 1: or to completely destroy and attack somebody? I guess it's
Speaker 1: not quite Vader. It's like Citious, Sidious and Tyrant though, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Tyrannosaurus. Can you have it a bit? That's
Speaker 1: his son, That's that's Darth fucking I don't know. He's
Speaker 1: still himself, but he's like he starts, he is a regular.
Speaker 1: He just how cool. He just he he just really
Speaker 1: likes dinosaurs. He likes dinosaurs from the human world of Earth.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I actually would enjoy that much more.
Speaker 1: It's that why are you saying, Mazashi the one hand
Speaker 1: style the rapier style God, darth rapier, darth raper? Did
Speaker 1: you just say darth raper? I don't rape people. I rape.
Speaker 1: I rape concepts. People like rape rapier. Yes, he guess,
Speaker 1: the constantly correct people. Everyone just called them dark raper.
Speaker 1: It's called them dark rapist is like, no rapier rapier.
Speaker 1: I'm a rapierist. I'm a rapierist. I'm someone who uses
Speaker 1: the rapier. What's so dumb, I'm so mad. Let's move on, fencer.
Speaker 1: What would you call these rapierists? Fencing is any sword fighting?
Speaker 1: I'm a rapier user. I'm a rapierist. I'm a rapierist.
Speaker 1: I'm a fencer. I'm a I'm addicted to fencing. Is
Speaker 1: that like fencitting or like is that using? Like I can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fence and all fence and all fence and all. It's
Speaker 1: a drug that makes you like on guard someone during
Speaker 1: a fencing match just over you. I love how they
Speaker 1: be standing may be standing owl. That's not fentanyl. That's
Speaker 1: that's like that weird. That's that Yeah, that mix of
Speaker 1: fentanyl and something else. In Kensington, Pennsylvania, my god, they're
Speaker 1: like it's that they look like a fucking sea.
Speaker 4: Is that when they start like turning into zombies where
Speaker 4: it was like they're rotting and ship was that one?
Speaker 1: I don't know about that one, that's that's crocodile. I
Speaker 1: think you take that ship, you give that to a
Speaker 1: zombie and it turns back to a person. So we
Speaker 1: find to check that into a zombie and they had
Speaker 1: to cure the entire time. So why didn't they use
Speaker 1: that in the fucking I am legit? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: see that? Will Smiff checks the fucking zombie And it's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, I was bugging.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking apologized read this one. Well, I'll say this thing,
Speaker 1: we'll read the last question, and then we'll get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Did you guys see the trailer for twenty eight
Speaker 5: weeks later?
Speaker 1: Years?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Years? No, they're not continuing.
Speaker 5: This looks pretty, It looks well, I mean the trailers great.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck knows, but I go to see it
Speaker 1: looks Did you guys even watch weeks? Weeks? Was ass?
Speaker 1: Did you watch it?
Speaker 4: We walked out of the theater of theater and it
Speaker 4: was just like it wasn't that it was that bad,
Speaker 4: but it was one of those things where I'm like
Speaker 4: I've seen it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I get it. The the aesthetic
Speaker 1: of how it was compared to One Ones, this way
Speaker 1: it was shot was really good. Like the shooting the
Speaker 1: cinematography of One is like insanely impressive because it feels
Speaker 1: like you're watching like almost a sort of recording, I guess,
Speaker 1: and an interesting way, even though it's not being like
Speaker 1: a shaky cam movie. So it's really interesting and it's
Speaker 1: a very good movie. Weeks wasn't bad. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: I just did it was very interesting, it was very interesting.
Speaker 1: I need I would, I should watch it again. I
Speaker 1: was in the theater. I was just I was not interested.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, man, I there's an I think
Speaker 4: there's enough apocalyptic zombiesque things.
Speaker 1: But it hasn't been many recently. There's been a lot before.
Speaker 4: I don't want another renaissance. Dude, I don't want you
Speaker 4: don't want we don't want that.
Speaker 1: I don't want it. I don't want it. That was
Speaker 1: all our like, early late middle school, early high school
Speaker 1: was everything zombies.
Speaker 4: I just want to me, only resident evils should do
Speaker 4: it at this point, because it's the.
Speaker 1: Only life in zombies anymore.
Speaker 4: They're just it's just so stupid and interesting, right, Like
Speaker 4: I don't want, Like I don't want. I didn't want
Speaker 4: World War Z. I understand that was like a good
Speaker 4: book or whatever. I just don't fucking care.
Speaker 1: That game was pretty good, actually it was. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like a like good and like a
Speaker 1: double A way, you know, like I don't think it's
Speaker 1: nearly It's not like Triple A or anything, but there
Speaker 1: was there was like a left for Dead kind of
Speaker 1: feel that it got. It just did the same thing
Speaker 1: that Bad for Blood did, where it just got a
Speaker 1: little too complicated, Like it was just like, oh, here's
Speaker 1: a scope for your rifles, like you, no, just give
Speaker 1: me the rifle man. We're not all like fucking military
Speaker 1: service member, like these are supposed to be like mailman
Speaker 1: and and you know, fucking you know, accountants. They're not
Speaker 1: supposed to know, Oh, this is a fucking a cog scope, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't trust my web? Is that a weapon? Bench?
Speaker 1: Don't know what that is? I don't care the.
Speaker 5: Funk out of here is that accountant driver? Fucking just
Speaker 5: these are supposed to be normal people. One guy could
Speaker 5: have could do that you have like one veteran.
Speaker 1: Don't you love the fucking moment from Red I'm from
Speaker 1: not Red, it too, from Last of Us to where
Speaker 1: all's like customizing her thinking that you'd attack I did. Actually,
Speaker 1: that moment's actually fucking really good because it just breaks
Speaker 1: the way the game's working the whole time.
Speaker 5: That's like when the safe room and I can't remember
Speaker 5: which resident was, but when one of the two is
Speaker 5: it too? In the mansion, like because you think you're
Speaker 5: safe in that main hub with the with the black cop, that.
Speaker 1: The cop is the nigga just and then he just
Speaker 1: waltz in and you're like, oh, what the fuck that is?
Speaker 4: Because like there's a yeah, there's a there's a typewriter
Speaker 4: there in't it?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 1: There is so there you're walking supposed to be good.
Speaker 1: There's the entrance, there's the side, and the left has
Speaker 1: the club door and everything like that, and then there's
Speaker 1: on the tide with like this, the the main jester
Speaker 1: has like the hypercurity thing, the typewriter, the black cop
Speaker 1: that's bleeding out, bleeding black man, bleeding black. I want
Speaker 1: to get a real typewriter and put it on like
Speaker 1: a small circular table next to my front door so
Speaker 1: that I can save my progress.
Speaker 4: But you should also have a speaker playing that the
Speaker 4: whole time, my whole life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you Gotta People is so fucking good. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that game is so good. Last question from Queen Elizabeth
Speaker 1: Queen pie Fi Queen pie Fi or pefee Pefe? Probably
Speaker 1: PIEI was that pussy Fi like high deaf pussy? Is
Speaker 1: that what that is? Pie? She says?
Speaker 5: Hey, since you mentioned the distaste for sweats in games,
Speaker 5: what do you think about tech that's fun to that's
Speaker 5: just wait, that's fun to just do, but advanced? Since
Speaker 5: you like Marvus Capcom two for speed wave dashing makes
Speaker 5: the game move faster and snappier while being required for
Speaker 5: high level play, So I guess.
Speaker 1: The idea is like wave isn't a v TO I forget.
Speaker 1: I kind of forgot that too. I didn't I remember
Speaker 1: from Smash. I only remember from Melee, But was it
Speaker 1: in I'm pretty sure it wasn't VT too. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: the same exact com think I ever learned. It's still
Speaker 1: gener it's still jitter movement, pretty much moving on frames
Speaker 1: that aren't there character instead of going like this, he's
Speaker 1: just here, then here I think, Look, I think there's
Speaker 1: certain if fighting games is like maximum sweat, because immediately
Speaker 1: like you're never not around, you're always you're never not
Speaker 1: in the moment of like competition. I would say, like
Speaker 1: some of the more fun stuff that's like advanced, but
Speaker 1: like kind of I think about like grenade jumping and
Speaker 1: like old first person shooters. Right, oh yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: I like doing that because it's like it shows a
Speaker 1: level of skill, it shows a level of understanding, but
Speaker 1: it's not like not necessarily going to get you out
Speaker 1: of a it's actually kind of gonna put you in
Speaker 1: a detriment if you're fighting, because you're probably just gonna
Speaker 1: kill yourself or you're just gonna set yourself up really
Speaker 1: poorly for the next thing that you're going to be.
Speaker 1: If you're really like that, you can grenade jump into
Speaker 1: snaping shots and you're just you're just him. You know,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. It's bigger than you. I love grenade jumping there,
Speaker 1: like I wish that was more common, but whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I love the reverse jump, the reverse leaping
Speaker 1: jump from some Mario sixty four. That's it's ridiculous. I
Speaker 1: could do it. I can't. I you're locking stupid have
Speaker 1: speed runners right when they just teleport through the map,
Speaker 1: they jumped backwards because it's faster. You do the lunch jump,
Speaker 1: but you reverse the input, so you jump backwards. And
Speaker 1: what happens when you jump backwards You keep gaining speed
Speaker 1: the whole time you do it. So I've been through
Speaker 1: a certain threshold of speed. A door can't keep you out.
Speaker 1: I think I'm so incredible for all the wrong reasons
Speaker 1: that that is. That is another Nintendo. That is what
Speaker 1: Nintendo was for a long time. Game that they refuse
Speaker 1: to remaster as well. Yeah, they put out that dumb
Speaker 1: It's like they never do that also remastered you making
Speaker 1: that game would ruin. It ruined the photo realistic Mario.
Speaker 1: Like are we talking about from the fucking nineties movie
Speaker 1: or you know, m you know.
Speaker 5: That, you know that stupid photo realistic Mario image that
Speaker 5: was like it was really popular when we were kids.
Speaker 1: It's it's a depressing image realistic Mario. Everyone will have
Speaker 1: seen this if you google it. Yes, it's the fucking
Speaker 1: first one that comes up. That's what I want, Oh man,
Speaker 1: I want that. So if we do get if we
Speaker 1: ever get a Mario sixty four remake. There it is there,
Speaker 1: he is in all his glory. Look at I want
Speaker 1: to pull Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 10: Mario Mario, Maria Luis's brother, and he shot some guy
Speaker 10: in the back of the head.
Speaker 1: Out of the hell, tell.
Speaker 5: Move on, let's get the fuck out of here. We're
Speaker 5: gonna read your twenty five dollar patrons.
Speaker 11: And you.
Speaker 1: That was Is that krillon? Yeah? That was kind of perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you probably can't do that as perfectly again, Oh no,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. That was an absolutely that was a perfect crillon.
Speaker 1: I want to get one shot and then when you're
Speaker 1: on the spot it doesn't work. Yeah, it's over. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Imagine having like consistent, like fucking talent. Yeah, imagine instead
Speaker 1: of accidental spurts.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeahh Like imagine truly being funny, you know, like not
Speaker 1: needing your friends to be funny, like just being hilarious. Cool.
Speaker 1: That would be crazy. I'd be on stage, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you heard about this guy. I think he's the key.
Speaker 1: I think you really you're really one of those that
Speaker 1: really wants him to be a seth lord. I think
Speaker 1: that would have been interesting him being a seth lord.
Speaker 1: Just tonguets can't use the force that I would have
Speaker 1: been crazy if he was like so, he was just raw,
Speaker 1: insanely good. He could flip forty feet in the air
Speaker 1: just because species. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. What were
Speaker 1: they gungoids? Dungansgoids?
Speaker 4: Don't like that sounds like a racist the slur of
Speaker 4: them fucking gungoys come here, suck.
Speaker 1: I don't hear gung gigirl gig gig girls? Do girls
Speaker 1: just crazergar No, he he's a weird little thing.
Speaker 2: He's a thing charger. I think he's like I think,
Speaker 2: I think. I can't wait to get him. I can't
Speaker 2: wait to suck his people him.
Speaker 1: Idea of him killing makes window would have been funny.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing here? Do we have
Speaker 1: a way to die black? Just like so much Lightnings
Speaker 1: die Black? Like, you're racist to black people. I hate
Speaker 1: black people. I hate humans in general, but I'm defining
Speaker 1: what you are.
Speaker 8: I want my characters to hate black people.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be four black people in the universe.
Speaker 1: I'm really pissed to have black people because all they
Speaker 1: do is rhyme. All they do is I don't gonna
Speaker 1: be anything. Everything wrong, I mean pleasant.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like only only I have
Speaker 2: the responsibility to make things right. I feel like it's
Speaker 2: it's it's my mantle of responsibility. And they've toln it
Speaker 2: from me. They told it from me so easily they
Speaker 2: do it, but they do.
Speaker 8: They keep stealing, just like they steal everything they steal.
Speaker 1: I left to meet the idea of like meet George Lucas,
Speaker 1: like like saying deceethingly racist, ceilingly racist things, but with
Speaker 1: no real conviction is that he's so he's so probably
Speaker 1: not racist.
Speaker 5: There's like nothing that was there's nothing that would indicate it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like you you point to like I guess the accents
Speaker 5: in the in the movies, but like that's kind of.
Speaker 4: But that's more just that's more like that's just what
Speaker 4: we did. Really, that's doesn't make it right, but like
Speaker 4: that's what happened, you know, Like it's like because because
Speaker 4: also about that, let's not pretend like there aren't people
Speaker 4: who do literally sound like that.
Speaker 1: That's like that is a real from a real place.
Speaker 1: You know. Obviously now in society, obviously we're like we're
Speaker 1: not gonna we're not gonna make a stark tank fucking video,
Speaker 1: fucking extra Ammo where we're trying to make the Mulan
Speaker 1: soundtrack again and we're sounding like fucking would that be funny?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that'd be funny. If I'm not gonna do this.
Speaker 1: There's too much. There's too much, there's too much context
Speaker 1: of me being anti Asian. This an.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get then out of here, figure, thank you,
Speaker 5: watching Patonic compass the start tank jump over there, start
Speaker 5: taking that shot for merchant will kill you. We're gonna
Speaker 5: read the twenty five dollars of patrons now count me down,
Speaker 5: three two one.
Speaker 1: One of the kings are coming soon. Race shot, race slur,
Speaker 1: racial slur, racial slur instead of racial slow. That's the
Speaker 1: best name.
Speaker 5: Cinema. That's amazing. That's the best for that to be.
Speaker 5: The opener is great too. That's the first name in
Speaker 5: the credits.
Speaker 1: Rag ol slur, DC, Get on it, get on it that.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what clip that is Bill Burr again, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that is bil Ber get on it all right? Oh man,
Speaker 1: that's beautiful. He's been on a ted I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's like, you're really surprised they killed this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been, he's been, he's been he's been.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been sharing those because he's he's a very
Speaker 4: i mean even though he's extremely wealthy now, but he's
Speaker 4: still like a man of the people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so long to get there. There's some dumb
Speaker 1: asses that like, oh, what do you know?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, nigga, he got rich in his like forties, forties,
Speaker 4: like he's been struggling forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's uh, he's He's one of the guys where
Speaker 1: it's like you're you can make jokes, but like, yeah, whatever, Kingston.
Speaker 1: There's real parts of this. There's real parts of these
Speaker 1: things that are going on, Like you're being a comedian,
Speaker 1: doesn't it's fucking crazy rapier rapist, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean like I didn't do it. I've seen in
Speaker 1: the picture. That's it. That's you. I see you there
Speaker 1: with your snaggle tooth, but your stupid cane eyes and
Speaker 1: your lazy eyes. I'm seeing you. That's you. That's a
Speaker 1: picture of yourself. You inbred loser. You know. You know.
Speaker 4: How do we convince the on the podcast, how do
Speaker 4: we convince Bill Birds somehow to trick him to think
Speaker 4: that this is way bigger than an.
Speaker 1: Actually will tell him it's I don't even I don't
Speaker 1: even know what. I don't even know what about Sonia
Speaker 1: was Yeah what I don't I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what. If he likes anything, that is true.
Speaker 1: I actually just a cigar. I know he looks a cigar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come come on our show. It's all about cigars and sports.
Speaker 4: It's sports. Yeah, yeah, we have a sports cigar show.
Speaker 4: Fuck he has a sports podcast, don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's fine. Oh yeah, so I guess it
Speaker 1: makes more sense. It's like an end. It's like, come
Speaker 1: on our sports show. It's big. It's it's bigger than
Speaker 1: Bill Simmons. Yeah, and all these.
Speaker 5: Sports people Stephen A. Smith or whatever, Steve Yeah, Shannon
Speaker 5: Sharp and Steve A. Smith hosted the show, convince trying to.
Speaker 1: Convince Bilbert that you guys, you gotta get your hair cut.
Speaker 4: Like this I got I'll do I'll do my Stephen A. Smith,
Speaker 4: I'll do the Steven Smith and get your hair cut.
Speaker 4: Your hair so like the back of you, in the
Speaker 4: front of you, or two different people like I have that, like.
Speaker 1: Those old Asian monk haircuts.
Speaker 4: So and then we're gonna cut yours down and you're
Speaker 4: just gonna be like, oh damn, oh damn, it's me Shannon.
Speaker 1: I really like Shannon sharp them for years my sex tape. Damn,
Speaker 1: I was putting that white bitch in a place I
Speaker 1: fucking sniffed. He's a really it's called the sharpest tool
Speaker 1: in the ship. That's so fucking stupid. He's in way
Speaker 1: too good for someone his age. Dude, he was in insane,
Speaker 1: like absurd shape.
Speaker 12: You say that video was colon fell out, Oh damn,
Speaker 12: my cold's gonna suck it back up my rec.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 4: You guys have one of those vacuums that like if
Speaker 4: you you stretch the cord out and then he pressed.
Speaker 1: The button and it retracts me. It's scary. It's it's
Speaker 1: like a fucking what's it called, like measuring tape that
Speaker 1: back up his eye.
Speaker 5: Measuring tape and that that vacuum thing. You remember what
Speaker 5: you said that in the apartment. What the vacuum with
Speaker 5: the the plug that would retract.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember he just cut me once.
Speaker 1: It's fucking violent. It's like fighting me. He's literally like Andyana,
Speaker 1: Joe Boom, Me and Jan used to make this joke
Speaker 1: where the devil would fight. Not the devil would go
Speaker 1: to fight people and you have like a blunt nub
Speaker 1: at the end of his chain, and to be on fire.
Speaker 1: He'd whip people with that. It'd be on fire, flaming metal,
Speaker 1: numb Who is he like the spirit of a slave
Speaker 1: whip people? The coach ri whipped my colon out of
Speaker 1: You know, what do you think about that? William? Like that,
Speaker 1: I never heard change of my life? Okay from the south. Look, man,
Speaker 1: I ain't knowing like that.
Speaker 4: I can't even sound like it's close to that. But
Speaker 4: we have to have the stuff.
Speaker 1: He knows to skip my record.
Speaker 6: He's it was like, it was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, man. Crazy. Shannon's is clearly a man who
Speaker 1: like he was. He was a country fucking country fed
Speaker 1: motherfucker shinning. That's crazy. Leave shack alone. How'd your cool
Speaker 1: and fall though? Leave shack alone?
Speaker 6: Myrecting fell from my height did kill me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's difficult being six stories told man of six stories.
Speaker 6: My rectum is five stories.
Speaker 1: My penis weighs twenty four pounds. Literally, if I flapped
Speaker 1: my dick on his table, his table would burst inside
Speaker 1: of itself. My back hurts in a way you can't
Speaker 1: understand my back, my back, Shannon Shinnon, Shannon Shennon. How
Speaker 1: do you how many times you're cooling? Fallow on the day?
Speaker 1: Mind about seventeen eighteen. They have three hour podcasts talking
Speaker 1: about how their colings fall Wait wait it happened again.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, typing right now? I love, I like, I
Speaker 1: like crowning, scrus sweating, we're the first name. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was the first name.
Speaker 9: Slurant.
Speaker 1: I love them, dude, don't be fun of Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1: He's really cool. He changed the sport. He's a Hall
Speaker 1: of Famer for sure. One's making fun of him or
Speaker 1: his colon is. I love him, but I will absolutely
Speaker 1: flame him. They just anyone can get it ship. Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 5: We went to see the Christmas Ballet and they comed
Speaker 5: in my ass. Turns out I accidentally bought tickets to
Speaker 5: the crack.
Speaker 1: Nutner and they just and and they so bad. He
Speaker 1: went to see the Nutcracker does he? And then they
Speaker 1: they fucked it. They fuck you even though you didn't
Speaker 1: want it, so they raped you. Excuse me. The cracked
Speaker 1: nutter is so dumb. I wish I thought of it.
Speaker 1: The crack the thing is it pros. We've probably thought
Speaker 1: of it in our lives. We were like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: gonna go into recycling. Bit if I put the cracked
Speaker 1: nutter porn it, it must exist. It's Emma throwing in dollars.
Speaker 1: Uh flexing being a day when listening to like a
Speaker 1: Destiny veteran flexes playing the D one beta when sharing
Speaker 1: a bad opinion, bussy music, Joe Rogan, that be Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan eating Jamie's face for checking facts. Uh.
Speaker 5: Metal gear Hitler, the tank that shoots nukes exclusively at Israel. Well,
Speaker 5: that would be a medal gear, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: Uh My coworker.
Speaker 5: My coworker kept threatening to throw a do rag on
Speaker 5: my head and give me waves. Start tank featuring Americano
Speaker 5: Mocha f Mocha latte in Black Brolly sticking his Berserker
Speaker 5: penis in between Sweeney's gap.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, Cat Black, I was wrong and gay. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's okay, Cat, have a nice gay stereophallax. It's not
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Speaker 1: s s z g U contemplate this on the Tree
Speaker 1: of Woe. Our world is a pseudo sacrisanct perversion just
Speaker 1: beat Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. That's not a name,
Speaker 1: that's just how I feel. This is how I actually feel.
Speaker 1: Domination Vaughan of the Dead. This is one thing that
Speaker 1: came up when I was looking for busting nuts in heads.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes in head? Is that from X video? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what does that be in heads? Like, like, are
Speaker 1: they going through your orphices in your head? Someone getting
Speaker 1: cumpshot up their nose as a fucking I mean, because
Speaker 1: it's not on it's in heads.
Speaker 5: X videos is like that's like Applebee's right, yeah, Like okay,
Speaker 5: so let me put it this way, like there's site
Speaker 5: to like x n x X and that's like seven
Speaker 5: to eleven. That's like that's like, uh so what is
Speaker 5: porn Hub? Then porn Hub I would I would say,
Speaker 5: is like is the Pinnacle that's like, yes, the standard,
Speaker 5: that's the best one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh yeah, well, I mean it's it sucks,
Speaker 1: it's but it's the like of those websites, it's like
Speaker 1: the one that I trust the most. You know videos,
Speaker 1: you know Vio Purge man Fort the Great Perge. I
Speaker 1: had fucking I had all of a tackle on tight
Speaker 1: end on my porn up account. I had fucking a
Speaker 1: bunch of like, I don't think you use your porn
Speaker 1: hub account to pirates. So funny for people in the
Speaker 1: comments being like this is great, a great episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like actually philosophical debates and ship Aaron was wrong,
Speaker 1: not just dick hard someone typing my dick hard in
Speaker 1: a porn porn comments are insane.
Speaker 4: It was one of my It was the only reason
Speaker 4: for me to actually log on there. But the thing
Speaker 4: was like, what genre has the worst comments? And after
Speaker 4: a while it was it became like the to me,
Speaker 4: it was the step stuff.
Speaker 1: It was like it was that ship.
Speaker 4: It became so popular, like a lot of people converged
Speaker 4: on it, and it was just stupid.
Speaker 1: Uh. The one thing that I couldn't what made me
Speaker 1: mad is that so many titles were not actual what
Speaker 1: you were watching, and no one gave a fuck. That
Speaker 1: was the thing. Was there for a reason. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: didn't care. They were just like it was good enough.
Speaker 1: And the comments on Shannon Sharp's colon videos are crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the dead bumm now with the job, still
Speaker 1: wasting twenty five dollars a month on this ship. I
Speaker 1: listened to that gave bench of rivers. Every day, I
Speaker 1: can watch this is Us through the gap in tweeny.
Speaker 1: Do y'all just let your dudeo fall in the toiletor?
Speaker 1: Do you catch it? I hate that clip. I never
Speaker 1: somebody never knew about that till was it you that
Speaker 1: brought it up? I didn't. I never brought that up
Speaker 1: to you time. What do you mean? It's a guy's on.
Speaker 5: A podcast and he's talking about like, you just let
Speaker 5: your dodo phone the toilet, you don't catch it?
Speaker 1: And he's like, why do you think people wash their hands?
Speaker 1: And it's like, because they got to touch the dude.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it's real. I think it's
Speaker 1: just doing it. It's on the toilet, washes their hands
Speaker 1: with toilet paper. It's such. That's so insane.
Speaker 4: It must be a bit because it doesn't make How
Speaker 4: would you get to that? I mean, there's to be fair,
Speaker 4: there are ways. There's a people were fucking weird to
Speaker 4: the point where there's people that, uh, they stand up
Speaker 4: to wipe there. There they do different things, like they
Speaker 4: have different like tactics, and.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I thought it was very I just thought it was
Speaker 4: very basic, like you don't have to do. You don't
Speaker 4: have to do too much to wipe your ass.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do that much, man, But simple unless,
Speaker 1: like you know, I like certain, he's wipe until until
Speaker 1: you see red. There's certain in the paper, and then
Speaker 1: you know you're clean. There are certain people. So your
Speaker 1: ass is bright fucking red til there's red on the
Speaker 1: toilet paper. Yeah, then you know that all the pool's gone,
Speaker 1: there's no more pooh, there's only blood. But that's that's
Speaker 1: how you know clean. Otherwise, how do you know crispy
Speaker 1: fucking clean? Man? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. I do
Speaker 1: be clean.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, look, no no ship notice shade. People
Speaker 4: have weird fucking things, except for the one. If you're
Speaker 4: if you're catching your ship, all.
Speaker 1: The shade, all shade. You got a real life scatman here.
Speaker 1: I'm the ski man shitting in my hand. You up, ship.
Speaker 1: We're still scattering though. He's scatting about ship. He's scatting
Speaker 1: about ship. Yeah, poor guy, I'm a ship man, ship
Speaker 1: ship ship ship. I'm the ship ship chit chit chit
Speaker 1: ship chip ship ship ship ship ship ship in my hand.
Speaker 1: All right. I can't believe that guy, I can't believe
Speaker 1: that's a real song. I know it is insane. Actually,
Speaker 1: I would love to find it like a documentary on
Speaker 1: how you're doing a documentary on him?
Speaker 5: Actually now, actually I'm not joking that that sounds like
Speaker 5: a joke. They are actually because I think we googled
Speaker 5: it recently at like a friend's house, and it like
Speaker 5: came up like, oh, there is a documentary, but it's.
Speaker 1: An in production. Oh wow, which is weird timing. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why they're waiting this long. He's gonna be
Speaker 1: called ship man, it's gonna be called the guy who
Speaker 1: no one fucking understood or cared about. Just one of
Speaker 1: the worst. That's a crazy title. That was so for
Speaker 1: no reason. That was just harsh. That was harsh title.
Speaker 1: The segrearies I know and understood or gave a ship.
Speaker 1: People gave a ship about him. That dude. Kids listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast like, I don't like the scat. Did
Speaker 1: they cry when they scat? Wait? Wait, I'm a sad kid.
Speaker 1: Oh beat somebody. I would not. I would leave them be.
Speaker 1: You would love them like you're you're your own. If
Speaker 1: you'm a kid that cried like that, hit them, I
Speaker 1: would absolutely smack him until you I thought about I've
Speaker 1: thought about, like, am I going to hit my kids?
Speaker 1: And I've come to the decision that I am not
Speaker 1: gonna hit my kids.
Speaker 5: Well, it never happens because you plan on it. If
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna wake up one day, you're like, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna hit my kids today. No, if I does something
Speaker 5: and you're like, damn, I'm gonna have to hate you.
Speaker 1: If I haven't hit Lily, I'm not gonna hit my kids. No,
Speaker 1: that's different. That's different.
Speaker 4: I have no desire to hit my kids, but if
Speaker 4: they do something like crazy, like oh, you burned down
Speaker 4: the neighbor's house, then you know, I.
Speaker 1: Think what I think that the best thing try as
Speaker 1: an adult. Now, see, how do you feel about a
Speaker 1: Spider Man slab? What do you mean we're like the
Speaker 1: Spider Man slab like when oh, yeah, the little I
Speaker 1: feel like kids need more of those. Like, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna hit your kids, that's the way you do, I
Speaker 1: would absolutely. I can see. I'm gonna come on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let the universe. I think flickings, that is the
Speaker 1: un I am. I am part of the universe. We're
Speaker 1: all star dust and says, they call him a dork
Speaker 1: and flick them a little bit on my No, that
Speaker 1: was he was getting his ears spears to clears in
Speaker 1: punch on god speeds. Oh god, that's crazy. That, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, it is incredible. That is peaks and all
Speaker 1: Sorsese is a fucking ovation. Right now, He's everyone is
Speaker 1: He's fucking dude. Anyway, Yeah, so that the scat family.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, shout out to the Scatman and Robin,
Speaker 1: shout out to scat Scatman and Robin Scamman is crazy.
Speaker 4: There was a fucking there's a timeline where he became
Speaker 4: the dictator of the world and then all media is
Speaker 4: Scatman related.
Speaker 1: So the Batman's gone. It is now Scatman and Robin.
Speaker 5: A powerful Fastist leader, Scatman and hypnotized people with his
Speaker 5: fucking dead language.
Speaker 1: Right, we pledge our allegiance to the scat you know,
Speaker 1: like so we like put our hands in he's speaking
Speaker 1: cute warm. I think that's crazy. What the fuck?
Speaker 4: The scat Avengers, the Scavengers, the scattered, the fucking fast
Speaker 4: and Scatterists. I don't know, like it just the scat
Speaker 4: the Scotta s gotta scrats.
Speaker 1: Get beat them, battle bab scat beep. We can't. There
Speaker 1: is already a fucking disaster. Let's go bop. Let's scat mob.
Speaker 1: Let's scat mob beat? Oh man, skating really is just scat?
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. We can't. We'll be here
Speaker 1: all the entire I can snow world, snow Earth. It's
Speaker 1: screw sucks top wrappers one nods place slick rick three.
Speaker 1: Lauren Hill, Lauren Hill. I don't she hasn't.
Speaker 4: Her catalot's too small. Lauren Hills talent, She's very talented,
Speaker 4: but her scatt here, Oh my god, he said, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, oh god, I gotta go to bed catalog.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I said that. They're fucking catastrophe. I
Speaker 1: don't even have one. I don't even have one. To
Speaker 1: you that too much. Yeah, I'm scats right now running.
Speaker 1: I'm sting all over myself right about my cold.
Speaker 6: Man, I'm about to ship my coaling into the ground.
Speaker 1: God damn ship myself and get thought about that.
Speaker 6: Shut down the toilet cold and fell all the way
Speaker 6: down in the pipes.
Speaker 1: You have to have to call plumbing to get my
Speaker 1: coling making the stallions. Oh my god, shout, you got
Speaker 1: your cold in the toilet again?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about you? Man? I got I got my cold?
Speaker 1: Is stuck in a skip bale? Is his mouth? You
Speaker 1: don't even know.
Speaker 6: I'm still I'm still sitting on my toilet. I got
Speaker 6: my coling down there.
Speaker 1: If I stand up, I pull my SHUTU shot? How you?
Speaker 1: How you still on your toilet? But you you're sitting
Speaker 1: in my interview chair right now.
Speaker 6: I ship in your chair and I grind my ass on.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying my chair. You shipped my
Speaker 1: chair exclusively shut. She's getting while you're shitting in my chair. Chat.
Speaker 1: I want to hear shack scattering, praise the scatman, Overlord.
Speaker 1: First of all, before we start this podcast, pretty stop,
Speaker 1: please skip skip spray scat scratt. What did you ask
Speaker 1: us to do? The fewers? Scap skip? Can we skip it?
Speaker 1: About popping this? All right? Do you let your do
Speaker 1: the fall reserve getting the getting a Chinese robot bitch
Speaker 1: and will jam my hardware into her software? Hassan canonically
Speaker 1: bangasm goldches, oh hills, good over Lord, God's hottest fenboy,
Speaker 1: fucking straight man. We need adjust the copycats now. I
Speaker 1: didn't say it Will Graham pissing in Hannibal's mouth and
Speaker 1: giving him a pisskinke. I'm calling it hawk Toy's making
Speaker 1: and only fans. I don't know death Jack the world's
Speaker 1: fastest hits. I think, well, she's probably going to jail
Speaker 1: thea if she wants to like make money, she needs
Speaker 1: to like get all that fake ship though she should
Speaker 1: have just voiced the cartoon squirrel or something. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know like what she's like brilliant, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she sounds like a she sounds like Chippendale. It's just
Speaker 1: Pixar thing. It's me. I'm stupid. It's at the bar,
Speaker 1: and then everyone's now I saw a crazy take that's
Speaker 1: not made me really upset. You guys, neither you guys
Speaker 1: watched avatars. That doesn't matter. Yeah one avatars. I watched.
Speaker 1: I watched it. He did watch it. I thought you did.
Speaker 1: It's a good watch. I have essentially watched. I just
Speaker 1: know there's aang. Is it on?
Speaker 4: I guess that could canonically, I mean it would technically
Speaker 4: actually be pronounced on right.
Speaker 1: Yeah when people call him ag? Yeah, gotcha? They were
Speaker 1: white exactly, Cora Aang Avatars Nigga with the burn on
Speaker 1: his face, Zuko.
Speaker 4: And there was the guy that people said I was
Speaker 4: when I had my hair pulled back. I had my hair,
Speaker 4: Are you the old guy?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: One of the kids. One of the kids soccer, So
Speaker 1: think it's that one soccer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I had my hair in the pandemic because
Speaker 4: I was losing my mind, had like one of those
Speaker 4: like it was the little that and then yeah, and
Speaker 4: then they're saying you're that, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: that was crazy.
Speaker 1: Dump that was crazy. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 5: I can never I can never actually shave my head
Speaker 5: because during the pandemic I went crazy doing carved an
Speaker 5: Aramaic poem in my head.
Speaker 1: You carved an angel a fucking biblical speak poem in
Speaker 1: your fucking head. It was distressful. I think you should
Speaker 1: definitely shave your head so we can see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see the scabs and scars on your head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the lyrics to Scatman in Aramaic in a that
Speaker 1: is so so stupid, That is so much stupider than
Speaker 1: then we have the time to discussion.
Speaker 5: Please, Jack, World's fastest Howy Theory novelle World Champion h
Speaker 5: cry laughing at Buzzin' by Swayzy sung by the Sims.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot dude. First of all, similess
Speaker 1: is hilarious. What's that similars? It's like the the language
Speaker 1: of the Sims speed they would have like there were
Speaker 1: for some of the games. They would have like popular
Speaker 1: songs remixed and similish.
Speaker 5: The only reason I know about that is because like
Speaker 5: they had I think Savior by Rights Against was one
Speaker 5: of them, and it was in SIMS three or something,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what the fuck? And they actually
Speaker 5: got the guy to do it. I think I think
Speaker 5: it's like a I don't think it's like a vocal remix.
Speaker 5: I think they actually like, can you sing these stupid
Speaker 5: fucking gibbish words.
Speaker 1: It sounds ridicus, It sounds like scat scatic.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Yeah, because I know what they sound like. Wow,
Speaker 4: that this dude is unlocked a memory for me. I
Speaker 4: forgot about sway Ze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's dead. Well. It was like it was these
Speaker 1: two it was two people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this black dude and this white guy like
Speaker 4: at a something something block party by the bar, and
Speaker 4: she kept looking at me like she knew who I was.
Speaker 1: You remember that I think he was buzzing all over baby.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, over me. I don't remember. Completely forgot about that.
Speaker 1: That's an old love the bang Bang Baby hit me
Speaker 1: one time. Yeah, damn, I completely forgot about that. So
Speaker 1: like ship sounds like, it's not bad, sounds like garbage.
Speaker 1: That police drawing Sweeney from Song of the South, Big
Speaker 1: Meaty Stinks Kid flashes an adult and it's still referenced
Speaker 1: as to us, kid flash any of the man his
Speaker 1: handies in our back to stre and Forever Dandy Fat
Speaker 1: Albert's two inch penis that's the numb damn that So
Speaker 1: it is vain. I can see it a max but
Speaker 1: it's a fucking little little low it's seven inches wide.
Speaker 1: But that's it. It's like a fucking oval. Dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's like this, It's like a wheel of cheese, its like,
Speaker 4: and then the chick's just like like licking it or
Speaker 4: something like around Like what else did you do?
Speaker 1: You have to like to pretend that it's really just going, Hey, hey, god,
Speaker 1: my fucking buckets too comes. He comes the weight out
Speaker 1: of his body. He's actually same.
Speaker 5: Heat Smoker going off, going, Heath Smoker going is off
Speaker 5: to Vegas the any game currency and call duty is
Speaker 5: called cp gids. Talk to a girl has insane even
Speaker 5: Ralph energy, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's related to.
Speaker 1: Him Ethan Ralph Energy. I think I kind of know
Speaker 1: what they mean. It's like like there is like a trainer,
Speaker 1: redneck like low cow potential. Maybe yeah, I mean the
Speaker 1: moves that she's making are pretty stupid, so beautiful. The
Speaker 1: story continues, Oh yeah, he's gonna have to go to
Speaker 1: jail again.
Speaker 4: Most likely he actually might if I think he's taken
Speaker 4: a plea deal because he was he got contempting court
Speaker 4: in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: He went up there to film another low cow and
Speaker 1: Tim Walls got him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tim Wall's good, literally last with him. This guy's weird.
Speaker 4: This this is a really fucking this guy kill him.
Speaker 1: It was actually when I call those all those guys
Speaker 1: weird on the campaign Traill, I was really talking about
Speaker 1: this guy specific. If he said that, how the fund
Speaker 1: does he know about any should he shouldn't know any
Speaker 1: of these? Vice president should not know who Ethan Robbins.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's actually disqualifying in some way. And
Speaker 5: if you find out while you're vice president you must resign.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you must. I know I fully support that in
Speaker 1: every way, shape or form.
Speaker 5: Sween comeback as Mario Juda already hyperball uh Sweeney L
Speaker 5: Jackson's thick, juicy purple Lightsaber Chris. There is a turnless
Speaker 5: RTS mod for BG three.
Speaker 1: A real time strategy Wait say it again, time turnless
Speaker 1: RTS mod for Real Time I don't really.
Speaker 4: Oh so basically it's like it becomes an RTS. So
Speaker 4: it's like it's probably gonna be a little chaotic like
Speaker 4: an RTS. But that actually sounds a little fun.
Speaker 1: Listen, look, I have to say it's not necessarily I
Speaker 1: don't I don't hate the dice roll. I just I
Speaker 1: don't like losing as much health as I do in
Speaker 1: the early games. Just squishy, man, It's but it's so squishy, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even feel I don't even understand. I don't
Speaker 1: understand a reasonable way for me to continue, I would.
Speaker 4: Would be the way to like, just to make your so, like, say,
Speaker 4: there's some games where oh, I wanted to play through
Speaker 4: Final Fantasy fifteen, but there's no way I was gonna
Speaker 4: grind right, So but I kinda I abandoned the game
Speaker 4: eventually because it just I just don't it's too much.
Speaker 1: It's just too much. I just don't have time for it.
Speaker 4: But like I was, I was completely planning on being
Speaker 4: able to because I wanted to experience the thing.
Speaker 1: And so there's some moments in that game though. I
Speaker 1: think the moment with the when it turns a nighttime
Speaker 1: and you meet the dragoon girl. She so somebody fucking
Speaker 1: blights a monster and funny, like, yo, that monster was
Speaker 1: alive a few seconds ago and now it's way dead.
Speaker 4: I whooped a monster's ash that I clearly wasn't supposed
Speaker 4: to because I fucking like I, I maxed my my
Speaker 4: ship out. I got some better shit because I was
Speaker 4: just like I. So I went out at night and
Speaker 4: then that giant fucking like yeah, he came out. I
Speaker 4: whooped his ass. The dude was like one of my
Speaker 4: homies was like, we should retreat. I was like, the hell,
Speaker 4: we are fun him.
Speaker 1: Up so bad man, Gay, I want to play that
Speaker 1: game again.
Speaker 5: But Gay and Cream, are you listening in the drain?
Speaker 5: Come a glistening what's the nice twitching.
Speaker 1: Feel twitch twitch twitch twitch and twitch twitch twitching wrapt
Speaker 1: scat rap. That was that was actually that was actually
Speaker 1: a cover of Scatman. That's crazy. There's a scat Man
Speaker 1: you did. I can't scat like you're doing it in reverse.
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant's Feet, Doctor Man Lover, How I learned how
Speaker 1: to stop worrying and love the cock? Fuck you, I
Speaker 1: ain't paying my TV license, bitch, that's my left eye.
Speaker 1: Forget man Twist and mister pants. I want to see
Speaker 1: benjapinter hag rate by gay clowns, fuck face, Unstoppable cardboard Pie.
Speaker 1: Longtime listener, first time asked for long time ask question
Speaker 1: ask her first time listener putting my whole dick and
Speaker 1: balls in between Shenley's eyes and telling you to squeeze
Speaker 1: until I hear a pop. Jolly old dipship Bill Cosby
Speaker 1: singing Baby it's cold outside Bill. I mean I guess that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that works. That would you say? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: totally fucked up? What do you doing? Woody? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Nothing like that?
Speaker 5: By the way, Jones Bolt just sounds nothing like the
Speaker 5: impersonation of at all, is it?
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about the character. Here's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's not even the character. It's literally just him and gee. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that is him in Greece and that's it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's isn't he like a high rank scientologist.
Speaker 1: Isn't he like one of the hyper rank? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: one of the music He's the one that maybe whole
Speaker 1: go missing, right, Yeah, the highest one is No. I
Speaker 1: think that's a Tom Cruise. Yeah. Tom Cruise is like
Speaker 1: he's like he's like a priest over there. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's very powerful.
Speaker 4: It's crazy old and grossy likes and he's still doing
Speaker 4: one last mission impossible he is.
Speaker 1: Oh oh jeesus, Oh man, my cold fell out again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what I'm saying, I'm not doing one
Speaker 1: of the broom I'm not doing one other Bromskoop.
Speaker 4: Colon medication, Sandy Colan's falling out again.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, I'm leaving you. I can't be with a
Speaker 1: man with no cold. My deal breakers, that's my deal break.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, Saggy. He Lives.
Speaker 5: Is the craziest fucking credits we've had in a while.
Speaker 5: Gears Gears of Leno.
Speaker 1: Oh that's hot. You could see that he's over there,
Speaker 1: over there. You see this in Cities Singing Cities about
Speaker 1: this thing in the city with a giant work. Is
Speaker 1: that the most classic line from that series? That is
Speaker 1: the most that is the most line.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, Margaret's screaming dom is there also, But I
Speaker 5: do think they're singing The City with a giant worm
Speaker 5: is just such a crazy It's like Madam Webb, you
Speaker 5: know that line from the Madame Web trailer that.
Speaker 1: Was going around. I don't remember, uh uh my parents
Speaker 1: they were studying spiders in the Amazon and then they died.
Speaker 1: I Camember. It was like something like that. It's like
Speaker 1: this weird Cobby Pastor.
Speaker 5: It was just like that's so clunky and such an obvious,
Speaker 5: like dumb way to tie into the Spider Man.
Speaker 1: But like it's like, it's not then it's a dumb line.
Speaker 1: It's just funny because he's so Marcus is panicked and
Speaker 1: they're sinking the city with a giant worm.
Speaker 4: Giant worms specifically, I almost feel like it's like is
Speaker 4: that where wait, which one came first?
Speaker 1: The Alaskan bullworm or obviously the Alaskan that's not even
Speaker 1: worth talking about to Sures, like's she's just read that.
Speaker 1: I'm so dude, it's an Askan Bullan bullworm? Oh my god, gee,
Speaker 1: there's so many jokes converging, and it's giving me a headache.
Speaker 1: There's so many different lines of joke. I can't do
Speaker 1: this anymore seeing this and look at my colon this,
Speaker 1: look at my colon. I can skipper with it. I
Speaker 1: can look at this. He drags out a bull, rips
Speaker 1: its coling it, drags it out. He grabs it by
Speaker 1: the scruff of it's a bold neck and drags it out.
Speaker 1: A tea open, he open. He He runs up to
Speaker 1: a bull's open anus, clasps it and pulls the What
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on? Yard dweller?
Speaker 5: She phantom Rosewood two on my divine swindle to like
Speaker 5: chaos uh, defeating rabbit Sweeney with a fire hose of
Speaker 5: com melting him like Roger. Rabbit's dip uh chaut to
Speaker 5: his wife isn't cannon and is a doll at the door.
Speaker 5: I can't escape, but I'm probably an f uh smitchy
Speaker 5: the kids She pipped on my pippa, getting my brains
Speaker 5: blown out for shareholder value. Sweeney flosses with his own piss.
Speaker 5: I'm just here so I don't get killed, and finishing
Speaker 5: it off as always King of hap Hazards Star Coffee
Speaker 5: I'm white, but my dad left after going to prison twice?
Speaker 1: Can I say it? Chris was right, American, that is
Speaker 1: pretty right. It's not annoying, as you said. I am
Speaker 1: transferm gremlin. You swing is just Derek in his jarbon
Speaker 1: monster form. Chris started stared listlessly at the patron list.
Speaker 1: Time to plaster a fake smile and plow through this
Speaker 1: ship one more time? He thought, I love how Allen
Speaker 1: wake that is. Chris stared listlessly at the patron list.
Speaker 1: Craig the Canadian, I'm I'm Jimmy Olsen. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: forgot to say that. I voiced in one of those
Speaker 1: fucking solid JJ uh uh DC superhero videos. You can
Speaker 1: go check that out Solid JJ. If you google it
Speaker 1: you'll find it. It's I think it's like Superman gets
Speaker 1: cheated on. I think is what the name is? I
Speaker 1: played Jimmy Olsen. You're Jimmy Olsen. I'm Jimmy were like me,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Olsen lostlan voice. It's a voice showing Yeah, go
Speaker 1: check that out. Sol JJ is awesome. He's great. Check
Speaker 1: out colon.
Speaker 5: Go check out my colon. It's it's it's wet, it's
Speaker 5: your boy. Shawne d rest in peace. Jeff the Shark
Speaker 5: who got fistpalmmel to death in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: That's true. I didn't know that wasn't even even a
Speaker 1: real character. He's a one Cerberus Agent sixty seven. Gay
Speaker 1: boy gay bond Jovi be like, I'm a gay boy
Speaker 1: on a fat cocky ride. Nice, it's pretty good. I
Speaker 1: like that, all right, on a fat cock I ride.
Speaker 1: It's good. I hate that song, but this is good.
Speaker 1: Tip tip for broke asses. Enter picture mode for iOS
Speaker 1: YouTube lock screen, then hit play on your earbud. The
Speaker 1: video will play. Ah lock screen. Okay, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: That's fire. I love that inter picture mode for iOS YouTube.
Speaker 1: That's so wild. That's so wild.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: YouTube premiums fucking expensive unless you have a family one
Speaker 1: it is, yeah, I do. It's expensive. It's like twenty something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you do a family because if you do,
Speaker 4: if you do a single, it's like fucking like thirteen
Speaker 4: or fourteen dollars, So you might as well do a
Speaker 4: family and just split that ship or whatever. Like like say,
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like if you it's like Spotify, the
Speaker 4: doing a duo or something or family much cheaper than
Speaker 4: doing a single, The.
Speaker 1: Thing for me is like I've canceled real streaming services.
Speaker 1: I've like I canceled Hulu, I canceled HBO. I'm not canceled.
Speaker 1: Like YouTube is like the one that like it's probably
Speaker 1: like the last on the chopping block.
Speaker 6: I use it.
Speaker 1: I use it so frequently, it's so reliable. Same.
Speaker 4: I just it's weird because I don't use the music service.
Speaker 1: Though I don't use it either, I like, I like
Speaker 1: there being a separation of things. I think this is
Speaker 1: like where we come from too, Like we're older, yea,
Speaker 1: it's like we're used to like things having like even
Speaker 1: just devicess. Like this is my iPod, it plays music.
Speaker 1: This is my you know computer, it does computer things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my video game console. It plays video games, maybe
Speaker 1: watches DVDs. Now that everything's kind of the same kind
Speaker 1: of bleeds together. Yeah, but like I like that YouTube
Speaker 1: is where I go to find videos, and I like
Speaker 1: Spotify is where I go to find music. That's probably
Speaker 1: like an old sentiment. I'm sure a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't care. Although this video on Spotify now and that
Speaker 1: was really fucking weird. Yeah, it's good in pretty wild
Speaker 1: the world, like oh, that's not gonna work. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: were asking, like, why don't you do it for the
Speaker 1: stark times, Like, I don't know how that works. Just
Speaker 1: go on YouTube, like I don't know, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like Spotify so clearly not a video service that we
Speaker 1: might just be old. Yeah, I don't even know, but
Speaker 1: I feel like you need like special privileges to do it.
Speaker 1: I think you can do it, like already. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't handle that end of the show.
Speaker 1: I really have no. I don't even genuinely don't know.
Speaker 4: I haven't an RSS thing to do it. I haven't
Speaker 4: seen like like an option saying hey you can now.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's there and I've just ignored it.
Speaker 1: It might be there, probably liked the back ends of
Speaker 1: those sites are really fucking yeah whatever whatever, go to YouTube.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll figure yah, I'd rather it just be on one.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it becomes so easy that, like,
Speaker 4: you know, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it was an intense demand and it's easy,
Speaker 5: we'll do it. Yeah, Like I just don't see it right,
Speaker 5: you'll let us know. Getting jerked off to completion by
Speaker 5: an arcade cal machine. I paid five hundred dollars and
Speaker 5: was not worth it.
Speaker 1: Three x O. Realizing if Sweeney was a white woman,
Speaker 1: he would be Keisha Gray. Who that is? I've heard
Speaker 1: that name, but that is the porn star is dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm thinking she got beat like really
Speaker 1: bad with her husband, who was a porn star as well.
Speaker 1: That tracks, that's I see the parallels. Yeah, beating up
Speaker 1: by your husband who's also a podcast sturp and smoking joking. Uh,
Speaker 1: emoticon is going like this.
Speaker 5: Goku and chi Chi both speak with hick dialects in Japanese,
Speaker 5: hence being dubbed with Southern accents.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, that's interesting. They are hicks, they are men.
Speaker 1: They are like, yeah, backwards. I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1: That's gross though, and I would hate uh, like a
Speaker 1: Kentucky Goku, you know, like that's disgusting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yoll, I mean I'm going super sying, okay, yoga,
Speaker 7: the cold, the treat.
Speaker 1: You can't you help me pull my colon back in? Oh,
Speaker 1: ship Goku, I don't know. I never done handled the
Speaker 1: colon before. It was like my family, my parents, idiots,
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking why why is there? Why is there?
Speaker 1: Colon's always falling out come, punch me in the head again.
Speaker 1: It's the only time I feel alive. He just what
Speaker 1: is like? I love you? Go on and remember that
Speaker 1: you're a good kid. Good you'd help me with my
Speaker 1: col real quick though. Everything doesn't I have a colon?
Speaker 1: Probably you can't. You can't say cannon. This is into
Speaker 1: the colon verse. There's just so many colons falling out
Speaker 1: in so many different universes. Into the colon versus crazy you, docks,
Speaker 1: gay man and Iran. You built Kazinski's bomb, mister grinch, Obie,
Speaker 1: want you blow me? Waiting for the sweet hunting tear?
Speaker 1: I want his pelt crimelon grandma on fifty to fifty cento,
Speaker 1: my piss drinking squirrel girls thigh sweat. They made her.
Speaker 1: They gave her a lot of body thigh sweat. Damn.
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink sweat. I'm sorry. I'm not
Speaker 1: that horny. I'm pretty. I'm not horny. I wouldn't drink
Speaker 1: swirew even even in my prime, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to drink sweat, and my most ravenous I would
Speaker 1: not be drinking sweat. I would say.
Speaker 4: The most I do is like say ever like high
Speaker 4: school or we were like all at school all day,
Speaker 4: we had pe and all this stuff. So if you
Speaker 4: like hooked up after that, like youre was a glistening
Speaker 4: coat of like sweating because you have not showered, so
Speaker 4: like at that point, like even like say if you
Speaker 4: were there's a little that was like my maxim.
Speaker 1: In my school, there was a kid. There's a kid
Speaker 1: he would always get get beat up in the locker room. Here.
Speaker 5: You beat up so bad that his colin would fall
Speaker 5: out and they would ring his colon. It would ring,
Speaker 5: his colony would drink stuffing would ring out of his colon.
Speaker 1: I try, I almost pivoted to colon and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: don't do it there. This is different. Beaten so fat
Speaker 1: coaling fell outs, fucked up.
Speaker 4: I'm sure in the Midwest somewhere in a bump fuck
Speaker 4: Kentucky town that has happened.
Speaker 1: That has absolutely been on the border, on the Mississippi border,
Speaker 1: that has happened. They beat him up and they started
Speaker 1: sucking on his colon like a like.
Speaker 9: A chit lit dude, we're in the middle, we're on
Speaker 9: the borderline. We're in between you know, fucking Mississippi and whatever.
Speaker 9: The other state is we're savages.
Speaker 1: Get him. Skeeter law does not apply to us on
Speaker 1: the border. We are borderlanders. We are borderlanders. We are
Speaker 1: somn city. We are here to suck on your coaling.
Speaker 9: We are is great and dried up over there, coling,
Speaker 9: you gonna look like ets when we're done.
Speaker 1: Honey, be careful, do not go through that border because
Speaker 1: the colon raiders might get you. What do you mean out, Darla,
Speaker 1: It's not real. That's not in the Old Lives tales
Speaker 1: like the dumb stupid wore bitch you are. Let's go
Speaker 1: on adventure Skip and his dogs like Wolf, I'm not
Speaker 1: going they're gonna.
Speaker 4: I don't think what idea, man, Mark, I really enjoys
Speaker 4: my colon.
Speaker 1: So you was gonna have to go there? Body yourse lovelsome,
Speaker 1: But I stays here and grabs the model rifles. Wolverine
Speaker 1: growls the person out of the ground. They bury themselves,
Speaker 1: fork and spaghetti. Your cold is digging his ass whole
Speaker 1: raw yanked out and then he goes and he goes
Speaker 1: in with no resistance. He just golden slow. Oh it
Speaker 1: is like that's way too sentual, dude, that's way you
Speaker 1: gotta be in and out. It's it's like it's cold though,
Speaker 1: mister vast blinding kids.
Speaker 5: Lee Harvey Oswald, right before shooting, yelling, if they set
Speaker 5: what these are great today, Lee Harvey Oswald, right before shooting,
Speaker 5: right before the shooting, yelling, if.
Speaker 1: They set that Kennedy free, it'll be the end of
Speaker 1: all of us. No.
Speaker 5: No, I saw daddy sucking sand under the missiletoe. Uh,
Speaker 5: big Daddy, Hey, big daddy. Derek updated us on Ethan Ralph.
Speaker 1: I did a little bit, but yeah, he's he's he's
Speaker 1: uh contempt up core. He pleaded guilty. I guess if
Speaker 1: he fus up one more time, he'll go to prison,
Speaker 1: but maximum security Ralph securement sentence only by Portuguese people.
Speaker 1: That are gonna be they said, into a Portuguese prison.
Speaker 1: That would be so funny. His natural natural, the Portuguese,
Speaker 1: Portuguese man. I love it. I love that he's been
Speaker 1: beaten up multiple times, amazed by the same group. I
Speaker 1: love It's he's my I'm telling you he's the underdog.
Speaker 1: It's like people are missing every Internet archive person what
Speaker 1: do you call them? The Internet art is at all,
Speaker 1: They're all missing this guy. I was like, what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you. It's like the JF people and the
Speaker 1: Crew crime people. They're missing that gold. It's like Leo,
Speaker 1: it really is crazy to me that that that situation
Speaker 1: is not makes no fucking sense to me anyway, Hey,
Speaker 1: big Daddy Derek, Oh okay, read that waste like five
Speaker 1: eighty three Pepeni Brothers report jd Vance's sexual relations with
Speaker 1: Cherry from People's Playhouse Doc Doncerson. You he come back,
Speaker 1: be a good comebouns and co back to back to me,
Speaker 1: come back to me a big fan out. I'm lying
Speaker 1: to punch being the stomach and that.
Speaker 7: On the ground.
Speaker 1: I can't deal with these colon jokes for a lifestyle now.
Speaker 1: Something wrong with the colon, something wrong with you is
Speaker 1: this is a little too much PTSD. That's better. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to do that accent. That's harder. That's
Speaker 1: a harder. I'm trying to act. Also, the way that
Speaker 1: he does these little mannerism, it's more in the inflection
Speaker 1: than in the accent. I thought, it's weird you well
Speaker 1: your colon. Somebody that can h gage six I'm right
Speaker 1: doing a bottle pep.
Speaker 5: I'm working on a submission for a T shirt idea.
Speaker 5: When I'm done, where can I send it so you
Speaker 5: guys see it?
Speaker 1: Let me have a PC of Colan st that's a
Speaker 1: good question. Oh wait what, so he says, peep, I'm
Speaker 1: working on a submission for a T shirt idea. When
Speaker 1: I'm done, where can I send it so you guys
Speaker 1: can see it? Oh? Uh snark Tank Team at gmail
Speaker 1: email dot com.
Speaker 5: Yes, snark Tank Team at gmail dot com. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's that's where we're most likely to see, like serious stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh ewie, you could tag us, but like, yeah, the tags,
Speaker 1: but you would have to tag my alt to account.
Speaker 1: You have to tag gun Ray Chris specifically, because I
Speaker 1: don't get my notifications. Dms are open on Twitter, I
Speaker 1: see I get very few, so I see them all.
Speaker 1: So that's if that's another one. But the email should
Speaker 1: be fine. Kingston will see it. Yeah all right. Uh,
Speaker 1: this isn't meant to be mean, but I don't see
Speaker 1: the progress everyone's saying Sween has made. There's no shame
Speaker 1: in trying ozempic. Well, first of all, ozempic is insane.
Speaker 1: Isn't that like money? Well, isn't ozempic like what? It's
Speaker 1: a It's a it's a dietary thing. But it's well,
Speaker 1: they're using it's it's completely there. There there is brand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's I forgot what the actual drugs called, uh,
Speaker 4: because there's different versions of it now, but uh, it
Speaker 4: is an acceptable off label thing now it is now.
Speaker 4: At first, the only argument before was that, hey, you're
Speaker 4: taking away from people that legitimately need it for the
Speaker 4: diabetic purposes. But now that it's in abundance because of
Speaker 4: the demand and so now I my only pushback is
Speaker 4: that long term it hasn't been that's it. There hasn't
Speaker 4: been long term. That's what I directly talked to a
Speaker 4: doctor about. They were like, no, there's no long term testing.
Speaker 4: It was like if they were like, if you can
Speaker 4: lose weight, which I have lost weight without using drugs,
Speaker 4: they were like, do that a.
Speaker 1: Way to do it? Anyway? Yeah, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: and there's nothing much as it's healthy for different But
Speaker 1: the thing is that, like it's there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: using it. You are correct, there's nothing wrong with using it.
Speaker 1: If it's going that can teach your quality of life,
Speaker 1: don't do it. I just think that clearly something that
Speaker 1: is this fast working when it comes to because in
Speaker 1: the ideal world, that's what happens. You know, there is
Speaker 1: a drug you can just take that will help you
Speaker 1: lose weight and be healthier. That don't how people live longer.
Speaker 1: That is the way to do it. There's no reason
Speaker 1: to be ashamed of taking drugs to help you living better,
Speaker 1: living for ten years, I mean, I know. Also the
Speaker 1: people are the doctors are like, oh, there's no point
Speaker 1: You've lost like thirty five pounds, Like, there's no why
Speaker 1: would you use it?
Speaker 4: Well, in the in the eyes of media, you have
Speaker 4: not had this major transformation, like in this amount of me.
Speaker 1: Well, they are not going to like one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifteen pounds or whatever I'm going I'm not gonna drop
Speaker 1: that many pounds that fast.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Also, relatively a lot of people have this problem, and
Speaker 4: I have to like, you have to ground yourself and remember.
Speaker 1: Even when it comes to that ud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple well a couple of years is a
Speaker 4: tiny fraction of your lifespan. So the idea that you
Speaker 4: need to lose this significant amount of weight this quickly
Speaker 4: is stupid. You can literally take five years and lose
Speaker 4: ten pounds a year. You know, I'm just saying even
Speaker 4: though you've done more than that, but like say it,
Speaker 4: it's all going towards this goal to where you're healthier, and.
Speaker 1: It feels terrible. It felt terrible at first. Like dieting
Speaker 1: is not bad anymore. I think that's like a really
Speaker 1: not a big problem. It is how often you're used
Speaker 1: to doing stuff like whatever you're eating. Yeah, like definitely, definitely.
Speaker 1: It's hardest during write this period right now because obviously
Speaker 1: it's holiday time. Everybody's eating is this fucking shitty food
Speaker 1: which sucks a huge amount of plus people are like busy,
Speaker 1: so that's been tough. But like, huh, I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: Bud sif Way, huh go away, go away. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you noticed that. I appreciate you. I think ways go
Speaker 1: away rights like get out of it. Well go away
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Speaker 1: That's how I've heard it used in my family. That's
Speaker 1: kind of like the context clues kind of indicated that's
Speaker 1: what it is. Okay, there he goes, there goes Siway.
Speaker 1: Yeah you good, nigga. I was watching a video on
Speaker 1: on Twitter just now of what his name bam Mar Jerr.
Speaker 1: He was doing like a weird trick on his skateboard,
Speaker 1: which is the saying is he's still skateboarding. He's mad
Speaker 1: fucking old now, but skateboards. Yeah, it's crazy. But he
Speaker 1: fell down really hard and its coldest came out. Goddamn it.
Speaker 1: It was like a tent like uh huh at the
Speaker 1: skate park is so gross, like down, rolls, rolls over,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking tire mark on. It's coling. Yo, that's
Speaker 1: run over so bad, you're coling it's tire marks. That's
Speaker 1: fucking next level to the tune of Hot to Go
Speaker 1: f A G g O t Y as gay guys
Speaker 1: having gay hot secks d e A d CEO. Uh
Speaker 1: John Strickland Uh marks eighteen eighty nine, Sweeney tipping his
Speaker 1: weave Fedora at Lily, saying, my bitch bitch, I like
Speaker 1: my bitch is pretty good. Yeah uh the first to key.
Speaker 1: David had to skip back to see if Derek really
Speaker 1: said Boner's gape three. Oh. Probably sounds like something you
Speaker 1: would say, Oh, yeah, I did.
Speaker 4: I mean I think one of the episodes, literally when
Speaker 4: we were talking about ball this game that was.
Speaker 1: Might be called the actual title.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that sounds it's literally boned and the
Speaker 4: thumbnail is censored. Uh shadow hearts giant tids and then
Speaker 4: a fucking naked dwarf.
Speaker 5: It is not proportionally similar at all. Swen flushes the
Speaker 5: gap uh in his teeth with Lily.
Speaker 1: Just grab that's so disgusting. Don what you do? Cool?
Speaker 5: This is the toughest arc show for a long time.
Speaker 5: Can't wait for the next BG three updates the fucking
Speaker 5: Sterians title again and he enjoyed pre rise.
Speaker 1: I can definitely impregnate Sweden's tooth Uh, Sweden's tooth gap?
Speaker 1: You said, Sweden, Sweeden. Don't know if you did this
Speaker 1: on mobile and it autocorrected, but it probably did. Blake
Speaker 1: eight nine six radio Head, Nice pen. Do you think
Speaker 1: Brian Towns's last words were whoa, Well, he's not Mario,
Speaker 1: He's not Mario. He would be like I guess he
Speaker 1: would just like kinda we just kind of disappear and
Speaker 1: turn into like a small set of numbers real quick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. So that's kind of how they die. Who's
Speaker 1: they all? Right? Listen, the enemies and Mario. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to trying to make like I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: saying they with like with three parents dun dun dun
Speaker 1: dun dun dun dun. Anyway, I like how the the
Speaker 1: old like that sound effect when you would hurt d
Speaker 1: d D didn't didn't Spider Moon Uh, Alaska oil field
Speaker 1: trash because you hear on most of m g S
Speaker 1: five is Philer Miller, Texas Tata salad. Young Sheldon getting
Speaker 1: lost in Sweden? Wait, what the fuck is that happening again?
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just the same, Okay, Young Sheldon getting
Speaker 1: lost in Sweden's tooth gap. Uh. Steve Rkle viciously raping
Speaker 1: Johnny five for sign don from et onto a robot
Speaker 1: Johnny five from short Short circuit Hot, It's not really
Speaker 1: I don't think he could rate a robot. Watch Steve Verkle,
Speaker 1: watch watch me work, watch me? Yeah? Is that a
Speaker 1: challenge challenge? I will do that. Steve Kle is fucking
Speaker 1: black Sheldon. But uh, he's not, I mean kind of.
Speaker 1: I mean that's not totally accurate. No, sevele is not autistic.
Speaker 1: He's just weird. Yeah, he's just insane. He's crazy, I mean,
Speaker 1: is clearly autistics. That show again, tell him he's not
Speaker 1: autism coded.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess, so Stefan isn't though altered his autistic
Speaker 1: ego not autistic.
Speaker 11: He's not autistic because his alter ego is it. He
Speaker 11: gets in the machinery idea. He gets in a machine.
Speaker 11: He gets in a machine, the machine turns him into Stefan.
Speaker 11: Stefan is a is.
Speaker 4: A dwelling of You need to watch it again, Stepha.
Speaker 4: Actually so no, see, Steve Arkle is not autistic Stepan.
Speaker 4: He steps out of the machine and there's a train
Speaker 4: in his hand and there's sonic in his other.
Speaker 1: He swap as fun but you see he has Stephen
Speaker 1: Erkele the man. Yeah, Steve autistic. Steve Arkle is a character,
Speaker 1: not autistic.
Speaker 5: Step is not autistic, but they are under the umbrella
Speaker 5: of an autistic They're trapped.
Speaker 4: In the body of Stephen Kle before it is autistic
Speaker 4: autism coded.
Speaker 1: But this was before we understood, right, So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's name characters that are artists that or people don't
Speaker 1: think autistic. I think solid stick has to be autistic.
Speaker 1: Solid Snake like specifically solid snake, or like all all things,
Speaker 1: every single character like maybe big big so big bosses,
Speaker 1: not so just all the clones. Okay, yeah, I agree
Speaker 1: with that. I think all the clones are like because
Speaker 1: they're fucked up. They're all they're like, they all have
Speaker 1: like they that came out right that that is not
Speaker 1: what I mean. But at the same time, at the
Speaker 1: same time, on a recent sacred I mentioned Autism Speaks
Speaker 1: and I said that Autism Company by Accident Autism Cover,
Speaker 1: they make autisms. Yeah, they make Yeah, I mean they
Speaker 1: make vaccines. Crazy. You can just NIKKYI niy ziggy no, no,
Speaker 1: Paul Watson's hands here we have consumed. The body can't
Speaker 1: wait for so you're next. Preheated to movies. I've seen
Speaker 1: the first one. I watched enough show. Okay, I saw
Speaker 1: the first one Hi in theaters. I took a gummy
Speaker 1: and I went to see and I don't remember anything.
Speaker 1: I like a lot wasn't in theaters. I thought it
Speaker 1: came out during like the Pandy beginning, right before the
Speaker 1: lock down.
Speaker 5: It was the last movie that people could see right
Speaker 5: right right, was like, man, what a an omen that
Speaker 5: like Sonic Sonic we came out and the world shut down.
Speaker 1: That's funny, It's crazy, that's funny. Anyway. Uh preated toe
Speaker 1: Sorrmus Jackson badly brave dog the baby on. Oh, that's amazing,
Speaker 1: that's I would watch the funk out of that show.
Speaker 1: Hi baby that you need Christ, brother, you need Christ.
Speaker 1: Go with Christ. And he just puts this baby in
Speaker 1: gold with the baby with no fucking seat, just put
Speaker 1: in the back of it. It comes. Take it to
Speaker 1: the infanty skinning machine. Oh my god, Oh my good.
Speaker 4: Where did you get Where did you get this? Why
Speaker 4: is this specific clean a thing?
Speaker 1: It's a Costco next to the fucking ro hypno baby,
Speaker 1: next to the fucking Costco guys. We're Costco guys, of course,
Speaker 1: babies of baby brand machinery. You're adjusted your whizzler the
Speaker 1: skin his baby pulls it out the other end. Actually
Speaker 1: one of the most This feels like an insane It
Speaker 1: does look on one a fever. Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: Uh he's fucking doppler. He's Doppler effecting. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we got it. He's speeding by these people with the business. Uh.
Speaker 1: A theory needs a theory needs help.
Speaker 5: Blauring his weapon Halo three can't help you there, sorry,
Speaker 5: Orange Man Hunter naphram melpous one and rounding out, rounding
Speaker 5: out our list the King pap hazard.
Speaker 1: Ain't he glorious? My nigga? He's been consistent for many man,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah, what is how how he's dound? Do
Speaker 1: you like Michael Winslow? What the fuck.
Speaker 6: He says?
Speaker 1: It sounds like it really is crazy that he can
Speaker 1: do that. I don't know that. That's like a Michael wing,
Speaker 1: not on purpose. I don't think I can't whistle like that.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I have no lungs. As much
Speaker 1: as you can let all the air come out, I
Speaker 1: can't do that. That's crazy. I felt I was gonna
Speaker 1: throw up right now trying to close your lungs. You
Speaker 1: gotta make your lungs. Taught you gotta shut your fingernails
Speaker 1: in a little bit like everything on your body and
Speaker 1: your hair strings all right, pull your colin a little
Speaker 1: bit up to the surface. I don't get the I
Speaker 1: out of here. We got more. Yeah, it comes down.
Speaker 1: It's like it goes back like a Zeno war. Bye guys,
Speaker 1: So they got that from Bye guys. This is fucking dark.
Speaker 1: You ever shoot your colling through your mouth like a
Speaker 1: gal war check mm hmmm