Speaker 1: One O one, Lynch Taco Lands Rock Station one O
Speaker 1: one one w j r R. Thank you to Petties
Speaker 1: Meats for sponsoring this hour of the show and me
Speaker 1: a long time partner with the Lynch and Taco Show
Speaker 1: here at JR R. Petties. If you aren't familiar with
Speaker 1: their legendary status, well.
Speaker 2: Make yourself familiar with them.
Speaker 1: Four thirty four in Longwood, just west of I for
Speaker 1: seeing place they've been for over forty years. Top shelf
Speaker 1: quality when it comes to meats, when it comes to
Speaker 1: freshly prepared sides, their bakery there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome. Oh, they have another tasting this Saturday.
Speaker 2: Don't they do them every Saturday? One to four wine
Speaker 2: and beer complimentary tasting there to Those are good hours
Speaker 2: to be in that store on Saturday. I'll tell you that, right,
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I might make a visit there. Pick up
Speaker 2: some steaks this weekend.
Speaker 1: Keep them in mind. You know we got our next
Speaker 1: summer holiday fourth of July coming up. Petties, that's what
Speaker 1: you need and then.
Speaker 2: Some That's exactly what I was kind of thinking.
Speaker 1: Go wrong with Petties.
Speaker 2: Love them big old fat steak on the fourth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now I'm excited, pretty intelligence.
Speaker 1: I've had all the uh the hooplah over the release
Speaker 1: of the Nintendo Switch to record pace sales of that console.
Speaker 2: Blew the doors off all records.
Speaker 1: Jaz. It's really uh, you know, brought the name Nintendo
Speaker 1: front and center again. And I guess you know, demand
Speaker 1: increasing across all of the Nintendo products, which would to
Speaker 1: me be the explanation for this clown in Oakland who
Speaker 1: saw a crime of opportunity to the tune of stealing
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars worth of Nintendo Switch games from to
Speaker 1: the Walmart multiple libraries.
Speaker 2: No, the librarians don't think twice about it stealing.
Speaker 1: But now, okay, I'm gonna going to drill a little
Speaker 1: deeper here.
Speaker 2: Okay, the fact that he figured that out is where
Speaker 2: I'm drilling. That he did that is wrong on all levels. Yes,
Speaker 2: I got to give the library props and uh, you know,
Speaker 2: having the vision to say, hey, look you not everybody
Speaker 2: and their brother really thinks library. We gotta we gotta
Speaker 2: put some bait out there to get people in here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why why have kids read when we can just have
Speaker 2: a play video game? Of course, step video games available.
Speaker 2: But then this knucklehead comes along and ruins it for
Speaker 2: everybody exactly. At least they caught him so they can,
Speaker 2: you know, bring the nintended the games back and maybe
Speaker 2: just maybe you should have like high security on that area.
Speaker 2: That is a total that's just a dick move.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Uh. Here's one you don't hear about every day.
Speaker 1: This is an incident at the beach or I'm sorry
Speaker 1: this being in New Jersey. It's not the beach, it's
Speaker 1: the shore.
Speaker 2: The shore. Yeah, it's the shore. My wife's up there
Speaker 2: right now at the shore. Not the shore up but
Speaker 2: right near there. Someone was stabbed by a needlefish at
Speaker 2: the Jersey shore. The irony a needle.
Speaker 1: We're all used to seeing needlefish there if they're not
Speaker 1: really aggressive, kind of generally mind their own business.
Speaker 2: A cool little fish.
Speaker 1: The guys, this is big news in Jersey though, dude,
Speaker 1: if you get stabbed in the leg with a needlefish.
Speaker 2: They thought it might have been a shark bite at first.
Speaker 2: Now you leave that for us down here.
Speaker 1: The attack, however, appeared to be from a needlefish. There's
Speaker 1: attack needlefish.
Speaker 2: Uh. They really did say attack wow. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then and then they come in with the science.
Speaker 1: This is the AI portion of this article, which they
Speaker 1: notes at the end. AI was used to help formulate
Speaker 1: the Atlantic Needlefish are found in coastal waters, bathe and estuaries.
Speaker 1: They feed on shrimp and small fish, spending a lot
Speaker 1: of time near the surface and jumping out of water
Speaker 1: to chase small fish. They have a long, narrow body
Speaker 1: up to twenty four inches and have elongated jaws with
Speaker 1: sharp teeth. While people have been injured and even killed
Speaker 1: by needlefish, this is rare. Needlefish are not aggressive, but
Speaker 1: their speed and tendency to jump out of water can
Speaker 1: be dangerous.
Speaker 2: And stab bully.
Speaker 1: How is your date? The shore good had to go
Speaker 1: to the Yamah. I had to go to the Yama needlefish. Needlefish.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, BWL at the library. Yep, there's your answer.
Speaker 2: It's normally just for retail stores. But I guess we
Speaker 2: have to bring BW out of the library. Have an
Speaker 2: armed machine gun guard up there at the door. That
Speaker 2: it's come to this. Somebody's sealing the Nintendo switched to
Speaker 2: done mom off the decaps.
Speaker 1: By the way, we forgot to mention you've got a
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Speaker 2: Yeah, volbeat with a hailstorm. Okay, here's you ready? Okay, wait,
Speaker 2: let me get there in quarterbacks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one, two, and this will be the third contender
Speaker 1: for consideration for headline of the week. This one pretty
Speaker 1: simple and straightforward. Effective use of a headline tells you
Speaker 1: everything you need to know right here, and then some recording.
Speaker 1: Now go loose. Chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa.
Speaker 1: The first time I read this headline, I immediately like,
Speaker 1: Buffalo wild Wings is butchering their own chickens. That's there.
Speaker 2: They make it seem like that, but absolutely not. Its God,
Speaker 2: It's like headlong the way can tender baby. We have
Speaker 2: farmed a table, right We got chicken pen to table
Speaker 2: right back there. If you listen closely, you can you
Speaker 2: can hear the A.
Speaker 1: Quote poor confused hen was collected by Animal serves the
Speaker 1: Animal Rescue League of Iowa showing a chicken at the
Speaker 1: front door of the Buffalo Wild Wings on Southeast fourteenth
Speaker 1: Street in Des Moines.
Speaker 2: And again for the record, so you know, Buffalo Wild
Speaker 2: Wings does not do their cut their own chickens up
Speaker 2: in the back. This was just a hen that had
Speaker 2: wandered there. Probably smelled relatives, right, they could smell with that,
Speaker 2: be right. It's not just for pecking seeds, no idea.
Speaker 2: And then if they smell, would they recognize the chicken
Speaker 2: after it's already cooked and pot sauce on. It must
Speaker 2: be just walked in there and been horrified. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: look they cut They cut Johnny's legs off, and that
Speaker 2: fat guy.
Speaker 1: Drinking that gold liquids eating them loose chicken rescued from
Speaker 1: Buffalo Wild Wings and Iowa.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I don't know if it's gonna contend
Speaker 2: with the jiggling breasts chicken. We'll let the listeners decide
Speaker 2: later in the week.
Speaker 1: What was the one from earlier?
Speaker 2: That was that one? I just have a head onto
Speaker 2: the week. Sausage This a huge, a large sausage was
Speaker 2: found at the nightclub. I don't want to Jade the boat.
Speaker 2: It's somebody said that has to be headline of the year.
Speaker 2: I'm still laughing my ass off. Somebody else dying talk
Speaker 2: about a suicide mission. Yeah, it's been really tough on
Speaker 2: the ranch. I'm thinking of ending things. What do you
Speaker 2: think I d go over to that restaurant right there,
Speaker 2: Polly Tommy whenever there never came back.
Speaker 1: Sure it's on the way in if it hasn't arrived
Speaker 1: yet via the text line. But he clearly crossed to
Speaker 1: the wrong side.
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