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<v Speaker 1>One O one, Lynch Taco Lands Rock Station one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one w j r R. Thank you to Petties

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<v Speaker 1>Meats for sponsoring this hour of the show and me

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<v Speaker 1>a long time partner with the Lynch and Taco Show

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<v Speaker 1>here at JR R. Petties. If you aren't familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>their legendary status, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Make yourself familiar with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Four thirty four in Longwood, just west of I for

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<v Speaker 1>seeing place they've been for over forty years. Top shelf

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<v Speaker 1>quality when it comes to meats, when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>freshly prepared sides, their bakery there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's awesome. Oh, they have another tasting this Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they do them every Saturday? One to four wine

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<v Speaker 2>and beer complimentary tasting there to Those are good hours

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<v Speaker 2>to be in that store on Saturday. I'll tell you that, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. I might make a visit there. Pick up

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<v Speaker 2>some steaks this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep them in mind. You know we got our next

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<v Speaker 1>summer holiday fourth of July coming up. Petties, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you need and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Some That's exactly what I was kind of thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Go wrong with Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>Love them big old fat steak on the fourth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm excited, pretty intelligence.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had all the uh the hooplah over the release

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<v Speaker 1>of the Nintendo Switch to record pace sales of that console.

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<v Speaker 2>Blew the doors off all records.

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<v Speaker 1>Jaz. It's really uh, you know, brought the name Nintendo

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<v Speaker 1>front and center again. And I guess you know, demand

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<v Speaker 1>increasing across all of the Nintendo products, which would to

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<v Speaker 1>me be the explanation for this clown in Oakland who

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<v Speaker 1>saw a crime of opportunity to the tune of stealing

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<v Speaker 1>ten thousand dollars worth of Nintendo Switch games from to

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<v Speaker 1>the Walmart multiple libraries.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the librarians don't think twice about it stealing.

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<v Speaker 1>But now, okay, I'm gonna going to drill a little

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<v Speaker 1>deeper here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the fact that he figured that out is where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm drilling. That he did that is wrong on all levels. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to give the library props and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>having the vision to say, hey, look you not everybody

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<v Speaker 2>and their brother really thinks library. We gotta we gotta

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<v Speaker 2>put some bait out there to get people in here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>why why have kids read when we can just have

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<v Speaker 2>a play video game? Of course, step video games available.

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<v Speaker 2>But then this knucklehead comes along and ruins it for

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<v Speaker 2>everybody exactly. At least they caught him so they can,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, bring the nintended the games back and maybe

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<v Speaker 2>just maybe you should have like high security on that area.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a total that's just a dick move.

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<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable. Uh. Here's one you don't hear about every day.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an incident at the beach or I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>this being in New Jersey. It's not the beach, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the shore.

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<v Speaker 2>The shore. Yeah, it's the shore. My wife's up there

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<v Speaker 2>right now at the shore. Not the shore up but

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<v Speaker 2>right near there. Someone was stabbed by a needlefish at

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<v Speaker 2>the Jersey shore. The irony a needle.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all used to seeing needlefish there if they're not

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<v Speaker 1>really aggressive, kind of generally mind their own business.

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<v Speaker 2>A cool little fish.

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<v Speaker 1>The guys, this is big news in Jersey though, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>if you get stabbed in the leg with a needlefish.

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<v Speaker 2>They thought it might have been a shark bite at first.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you leave that for us down here.

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<v Speaker 1>The attack, however, appeared to be from a needlefish. There's

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<v Speaker 1>attack needlefish.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. They really did say attack wow. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then they come in with the science.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the AI portion of this article, which they

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<v Speaker 1>notes at the end. AI was used to help formulate

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<v Speaker 1>the Atlantic Needlefish are found in coastal waters, bathe and estuaries.

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<v Speaker 1>They feed on shrimp and small fish, spending a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time near the surface and jumping out of water

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<v Speaker 1>to chase small fish. They have a long, narrow body

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<v Speaker 1>up to twenty four inches and have elongated jaws with

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<v Speaker 1>sharp teeth. While people have been injured and even killed

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<v Speaker 1>by needlefish, this is rare. Needlefish are not aggressive, but

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<v Speaker 1>their speed and tendency to jump out of water can

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<v Speaker 1>be dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>And stab bully.

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<v Speaker 1>How is your date? The shore good had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the Yamah. I had to go to the Yama needlefish. Needlefish.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, BWL at the library. Yep, there's your answer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's normally just for retail stores. But I guess we

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<v Speaker 2>have to bring BW out of the library. Have an

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<v Speaker 2>armed machine gun guard up there at the door. That

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<v Speaker 2>it's come to this. Somebody's sealing the Nintendo switched to

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<v Speaker 2>done mom off the decaps.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we forgot to mention you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>few more minutes if you haven't voted for a U

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<v Speaker 1>sate we played yet JR. Facebook page listener suggested Twisted

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<v Speaker 1>Sister this morning, not the usual suspect. You get some

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<v Speaker 1>different tracks to choose from, all play the one with

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<v Speaker 1>the most votes, and somebody who takes the time in

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<v Speaker 1>the next twelve minutes to vote will win Bolby tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, volbeat with a hailstorm. Okay, here's you ready? Okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>let me get there in quarterbacks?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one, two, and this will be the third contender

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<v Speaker 1>for consideration for headline of the week. This one pretty

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<v Speaker 1>simple and straightforward. Effective use of a headline tells you

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<v Speaker 1>everything you need to know right here, and then some recording.

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<v Speaker 1>Now go loose. Chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time I read this headline, I immediately like,

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<v Speaker 1>Buffalo wild Wings is butchering their own chickens. That's there.

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<v Speaker 2>They make it seem like that, but absolutely not. Its God,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like headlong the way can tender baby. We have

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<v Speaker 2>farmed a table, right We got chicken pen to table

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<v Speaker 2>right back there. If you listen closely, you can you

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<v Speaker 2>can hear the A.

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<v Speaker 1>Quote poor confused hen was collected by Animal serves the

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<v Speaker 1>Animal Rescue League of Iowa showing a chicken at the

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<v Speaker 1>front door of the Buffalo Wild Wings on Southeast fourteenth

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<v Speaker 1>Street in Des Moines.

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<v Speaker 2>And again for the record, so you know, Buffalo Wild

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<v Speaker 2>Wings does not do their cut their own chickens up

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<v Speaker 2>in the back. This was just a hen that had

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<v Speaker 2>wandered there. Probably smelled relatives, right, they could smell with that,

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<v Speaker 2>be right. It's not just for pecking seeds, no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>And then if they smell, would they recognize the chicken

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<v Speaker 2>after it's already cooked and pot sauce on. It must

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<v Speaker 2>be just walked in there and been horrified. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>look they cut They cut Johnny's legs off, and that

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<v Speaker 2>fat guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinking that gold liquids eating them loose chicken rescued from

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<v Speaker 1>Buffalo Wild Wings and Iowa.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good. I don't know if it's gonna contend

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<v Speaker 2>with the jiggling breasts chicken. We'll let the listeners decide

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<v Speaker 2>later in the week.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the one from earlier?

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<v Speaker 2>That was that one? I just have a head onto

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<v Speaker 2>the week. Sausage This a huge, a large sausage was

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<v Speaker 2>found at the nightclub. I don't want to Jade the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's somebody said that has to be headline of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still laughing my ass off. Somebody else dying talk

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<v Speaker 2>about a suicide mission. Yeah, it's been really tough on

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<v Speaker 2>the ranch. I'm thinking of ending things. What do you

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<v Speaker 2>think I d go over to that restaurant right there,

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<v Speaker 2>Polly Tommy whenever there never came back.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure it's on the way in if it hasn't arrived

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<v Speaker 1>yet via the text line. But he clearly crossed to

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong side.

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