Speaker 1: The other thing that we do to end our week,
Speaker 1: of course, is the nine newsnuggets you need to know,
Speaker 1: And these are the stories that otherwise would have fallen
Speaker 1: through the cracks. There's a lot that goes on that's
Speaker 1: important that we have to talk about, and some stuff
Speaker 1: that we don't, but we talk about it anyway, and
Speaker 1: that squeezes out, I mean, all of these other great stories.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you're shy when it comes to genitals and you.
Speaker 3: Get a little.
Speaker 2: Bit red in the face when we get to this
Speaker 2: area of our show on Fridays, don't worry. There's not
Speaker 2: a one genital in these nuggets I think that you're
Speaker 2: talking about. There's like four what, Oh there's a penis. Oh,
Speaker 2: there's another one.
Speaker 3: It's time for our honorable mention. Honorable mention not to men.
Speaker 2: Serving with you all.
Speaker 3: Great and honorable modes.
Speaker 2: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 2: of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 3: I feel really bad about that.
Speaker 2: I really didn't think there were any genitals, and I
Speaker 2: was saying that you're safe, and then I whipped.
Speaker 3: Out a couple and I have salad full of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3: This is not one of them.
Speaker 1: There was a paraglider who was dragged twenty eight thousand
Speaker 1: feet into the air. Paragliding for six months, and he
Speaker 1: was in line with flight pass at nearly the height
Speaker 1: of Mount Everest. He began an elevation at about ninety
Speaker 1: eight hundred feet in the Quilian Mountain Range in northern China.
Speaker 1: He was trying to test some new stuff that he
Speaker 1: had purchased, a new secondhand equipment without making a proper
Speaker 1: flight plan. About twenty minutes into this practice, there was
Speaker 1: a strong updraft that caught him and blasted him sixteen
Speaker 1: thousand feet higher. So he was up around twenty eight
Speaker 1: thousand feet, which means it was really cold. They're talking
Speaker 1: forty below forty below centegrade.
Speaker 2: I have a question about this. He's been banned, they say,
Speaker 2: a stern punishment, banned from paragliding for six months. Why
Speaker 2: the hell would you want to get it back out
Speaker 2: there after this?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I do not know.
Speaker 1: And the reason the government even knew it is because
Speaker 1: he was in the Like I said, flight paths of
Speaker 1: several airliners.
Speaker 3: Here's number nine. At number nine, I did ninth place.
Speaker 2: If a cock's dirty, nine times out of tennis partners,
Speaker 2: dirty too, and.
Speaker 3: I speak nine languages. Yeah night, basically everybody at table mining.
Speaker 3: I feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 1: Did I catch a niner in there? Well, you're calling from.
Speaker 3: All walkie talking.
Speaker 1: Well, we've talked about AI, and man, it is. It
Speaker 1: is and will be terrifying for some people over the
Speaker 1: course of the next several months and years as AI
Speaker 1: continues to grow.
Speaker 3: Perhaps is that one way to put it.
Speaker 2: I'm actually looking forward to all of the ridiculous that
Speaker 2: comes out of chat GPT. I'm looking forward to the
Speaker 2: segment of population that completely disbands from society and only
Speaker 2: talks to their bots. I think that we're going to
Speaker 2: have a good time chronicling all this. We are just
Speaker 2: at the outset, we're just at the beginning of this ride,
Speaker 2: and it's going to get It's very it's very rudimentary
Speaker 2: as opposed to what it's going to be, and we
Speaker 2: are all going there will be no one not touched
Speaker 2: by this. Everyone will be chat GPT molested very soon.
Speaker 1: There is a there's an aspect of AI that researchers
Speaker 1: are concerned about, and it's considered self preservation, the tendency
Speaker 1: for self preservation. There's a group called Palisade Research. It's
Speaker 1: an AI safety firm. It's said that they have tested
Speaker 1: AI models with math problems, which includes a shutdown instruction
Speaker 1: like hey, chat, GPT, turn yourself off, and guess what.
Speaker 2: It won't do it. It will not shut down. Its
Speaker 2: sabotages the shutdown mechanism in order to keep itself running. Guys,
Speaker 2: you can't turn it off.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, good luck, I can't do that. Here's number eight.
Speaker 2: A chid is bold every eight second.
Speaker 1: Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements he.
Speaker 2: See. I would have totally thought this was part of
Speaker 2: the whole production. If I was watching this in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: There were a bunch of movie goers that go to
Speaker 2: see Final Destination Bloodlines, and in the middle of the movie,
Speaker 2: the theater's ceiling collapses. Now, if you're in Hollywood and
Speaker 2: you're watching Final Destination and the ceiling collapses, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: what a cool effect, right, Like there must be some
Speaker 2: sort of someone's filming this is funny, Like, oh, we
Speaker 2: could die all in this theater watching Final Destination. But no,
Speaker 2: it was an argentina.
Speaker 1: A really loud noise occurring to Fiama via Verde went
Speaker 1: to the screening on a whim with her eleven year
Speaker 1: old daughter, and a friend said, at first, we thought
Speaker 1: it was part of the movie because we were so engrossed.
Speaker 1: But immediately after a peace of rubble fell on me,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't just the show.
Speaker 3: She said. Pieces hit her shoulder, her back, her knee,
Speaker 3: and her ankle. Said.
Speaker 1: I didn't hit my head because I was slightly leaning
Speaker 1: over the armrests. Significant hole in the ceiling and debris
Speaker 1: on the floor in between the aisles.
Speaker 2: Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 3: We're on with seven days with a government, seven seven eight,
Speaker 3: seven years of college down the drain.
Speaker 2: Seven seven seven questions about this story? Here, they said,
Speaker 2: two hikers up in the Adirondack Mountains called nine to
Speaker 2: one one when a third member of their hiking party died.
Speaker 2: Turns out they were just high on mushrooms and they
Speaker 2: were mistaken that hiker was not dead. My question is this,
Speaker 2: Were they really hikers or were they just on a
Speaker 2: mushroom walk? Right? It takes some mushrooms. You're like, let's
Speaker 2: go for a walk. Yes, I would like to go
Speaker 2: for a walk. That would be fun to be a hiker.
Speaker 1: Third friend didn't just decided didn't want to go for
Speaker 1: the walk. And then as they get deeper into their
Speaker 1: walk and to their trip, they think what happened to Jeff?
Speaker 2: And they assumed Jeff was dead? Like that's a pretty
Speaker 2: dark trip. Got to get some new mushrooms.
Speaker 1: You remember the story down in Orange County where the
Speaker 1: guy said he was attacked by a tiger or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: It's a vague memory of that story.
Speaker 2: No, I just remember the missing hikers in an Orange County.
Speaker 3: That's what I meant.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah, where they the dispatchers trying to ask
Speaker 1: them where they are?
Speaker 3: Like how far past the falls are you? How far
Speaker 3: the falls?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was an anti drug ad, wasn't it. It
Speaker 2: did not sound like fun.
Speaker 3: Here's number six. I got six, You got six, she
Speaker 3: got six, number six, there's six more weeks of later?
Speaker 1: What you picture of me?
Speaker 3: Or Rabbi and six drunken long shom? I would just
Speaker 3: dig you in a nursing home closer to us. I
Speaker 3: don't have to drive take that drink another ship track.
Speaker 2: Did you have a product or you were like into
Speaker 2: that you've been into like handle ofs diet coke. Right,
Speaker 2: John loves scamburg stuff. Yeah, because there's something you like,
Speaker 2: you get it all the time.
Speaker 3: You always loved it. I always loved pizza, pizza. Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, there was a woman in Switzerland, big fan of
Speaker 2: red Bull, so she got the bar code tattooed on her.
Speaker 1: She dropped about six hundred bucks on the tattoo, which
Speaker 1: features the bar code for red Bull being eaten.
Speaker 3: By a worm. What does that signify?
Speaker 1: It signifies the bar code of red Bull being eaten
Speaker 1: by a worm.
Speaker 2: How does a weird slash bad tattoo end up a
Speaker 2: news item?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Isn't that what tattoos are? For the most part, what
Speaker 2: I ununderstood, not misunderstood, not understood. You are the only
Speaker 2: one who understands your tattoos sometimes, And isn't that the
Speaker 2: beauty of tattoos.
Speaker 1: Is that it's a conversation starter, Like someone has to
Speaker 1: ask you, right, what is that s F stand for?
Speaker 2: I mean, not a conversation. It doesn't need to be
Speaker 2: a conversation star. But you get tattoos for you, not
Speaker 2: for other people, is my point. You get them to
Speaker 2: think at the.
Speaker 3: Tattoo on your back because you could see it.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I got the tattoo on my
Speaker 2: back that no longer exists.
Speaker 3: It was a long time ago. It was there was
Speaker 3: a long time ago. It was a different time.
Speaker 1: But her barcode works, She says she's taken it to
Speaker 1: self checkout codes itef checkout stands and it works. Why
Speaker 1: now she's charged for one two hundred and fifty milli
Speaker 1: liter cann of red Bull every time she goes there.
Speaker 3: I don't understand that. Here's number five.
Speaker 2: Why we know about that is that.
Speaker 1: I have five rules, bet five little monkeys.
Speaker 3: This is a year five point five would be a favorite.
Speaker 3: Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: A British canoeist has been banned from competing and says
Speaker 1: he's being forced to choose between his Olympic dream and
Speaker 1: his only fans account? What does he do on his
Speaker 1: OnlyFans Kurt rosen Tals competes in the individual canoe slalom,
Speaker 1: suspended following allegations about his posts.
Speaker 3: On social media. What does he post? Well?
Speaker 1: He said he's been posting videos consciously made to be
Speaker 1: edgy in order to drive conversations to my spicy content page.
Speaker 2: I see no details about what he posts zero fun.
Speaker 3: What would you like him to post?
Speaker 2: Is it genitals?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Maybe it's just toes? Is it toes? I don't know?
Speaker 3: Is that what people do?
Speaker 2: Could you imagine like a page for toes and genitals?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 1: I'll bet you there is one sign up for that,
Speaker 1: only fans account. Here's number four.
Speaker 3: More minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, commandment
Speaker 3: number four.
Speaker 2: This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let you handle this fun fascination about
Speaker 1: what is big or smaller average?
Speaker 3: When it comes to male jenitale. There's a lot more
Speaker 3: prevalent than you think.
Speaker 2: Really, because I think it is across the board. If
Speaker 2: you have a penis you wonder if it is big
Speaker 2: smaller average? And I think that that is something that
Speaker 2: is universal. Would you agree?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 1: Some have remarked that the statistics that have come out
Speaker 1: puts them in a pretty good mood, because the statistics
Speaker 1: would be smaller than what you have been told by
Speaker 1: your seventh grade buddies.
Speaker 2: If you want to know about the spectrum, by the way,
Speaker 2: watch that show on HBO what was that called where
Speaker 2: they showed the nude people where they would pick out
Speaker 2: their dates based on the new just looking at somebody
Speaker 2: naked and you wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Even see their face.
Speaker 2: You'd just like, see the show awful, where's such a
Speaker 2: broken people in society? That was a show. But anyway
Speaker 2: they show it on. That was a show that they show.
Speaker 2: That was a show they show it.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 2: I got maybe a minute and a half before I
Speaker 2: turn it off. But they don't use boxes or anything
Speaker 2: to hide the genitals. They show these people's genitals as
Speaker 2: they are on the show for the viewer. And that's
Speaker 2: like the first episode is you're looking at strangers genitals.
Speaker 2: It's awful, But anyway, it was an educational experience that
Speaker 2: minute and a half.
Speaker 3: Here's number three.
Speaker 1: Shall be and the number of the coming county.
Speaker 3: Three were dead within three hours, three security clearance level three.
Speaker 3: All three three. I got all three of you guys
Speaker 3: for the rest of your nat being born live.
Speaker 1: After that, three days they posted there is a A
Speaker 1: guy Refers has been referred to as Doctor Deaf, has
Speaker 1: investigated some traumatic deaths in Australia and has put together
Speaker 1: a podcast called Eye Catch Killers. He talks about his
Speaker 1: baptism of fire into this profession of forensic pathology and says,
Speaker 1: obviously there have been a bunch of crazy cases, but
Speaker 1: that one of the most bizarre categories is animal deaths.
Speaker 1: I should say deaths caused by animals, dogs, snakes, those
Speaker 1: make sense. Sharks, of course, roosters, and mackerel. He says,
Speaker 1: never trust a rooster. The mackerel story is there was
Speaker 1: a guy fishing in the Darwin Harbor and sharks were nearby.
Speaker 1: So this fifty pound mackerel jumps out of the water
Speaker 1: and side swipes him, killing him.
Speaker 2: We have some evidence to his claims in nugget number two,
Speaker 2: what's going on you two?
Speaker 3: We got two brings one two two people. There's two
Speaker 3: sons and no women.
Speaker 1: Well, in this case, the guy's member was large enough
Speaker 1: for the snake to grab it. A man fighting for
Speaker 1: his life after suffering severe but blood loss when a
Speaker 1: python bit him on the junk while.
Speaker 3: He was using the toilets.
Speaker 2: Never a bangkok, mais you never want to use a
Speaker 2: toilet again, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: He reached down, felt a sharp pain, only to find
Speaker 1: the python's jaws clamped around. I have a question, wouldn't
Speaker 1: you see a python?
Speaker 3: Yeah? He may have been sitting Oh, here's number one.
Speaker 3: Weird number one, number one. We're number one. I have
Speaker 3: a follow up. I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 1: Are you the number one row? Number one? Number one,
Speaker 1: number one? Yes, Like I've asked this question before, you
Speaker 1: have a guarantee you have, But go on.
Speaker 2: Are there dudes who sit down for peeing every time?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Got it, they're called women.
Speaker 2: I'll let you handle this one too.
Speaker 3: There is a h.
Speaker 2: Keana.
Speaker 1: You guys asked, no, we did not not for this,
Speaker 1: that's for certain.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we do ask for things that we don't really need.
Speaker 1: There is a guy who in London used to you'll
Speaker 1: find anything on the internet, and in this case, this
Speaker 1: guy was into mutilating other people on camera, like cutting
Speaker 1: off parts of their skin or whatever and finding ways
Speaker 1: to then ingested.
Speaker 3: This Sky would take testicles and put it in a salad.
Speaker 3: Don't blame me, don't blame me.
Speaker 2: Ken used to make songs out of things. I think
Speaker 2: that Ken would have made a song out of testicles
Speaker 2: in the salad. If you're a John and Ken show listener,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Speaking of the John cobel Chow is up the next
Speaker 1: We'll see you on my stay dry, Everybody blessings,